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197,156 I’m a 6th year middle school teacher in a high poverty area of my city. The “hood.” 97% of our students are poor, and 10% are homeless. Gangs. Parents who work long hours. They struggle academically, and they’re more stressed than kids their age should be. It’s the 4th day of school, and already I’ve got several kids who’ve bonded to me and tell me I’m their favorite teacher. People ask why I’d ever teach in a school in such a rough area. This is why. My students need teachers who care. I feel a great sense of purpose from working with them.


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197,155 I think Omarosa might have a recording of me masturbating. I think she might have a recording of everyone in the world.


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197,154 Nope, I was wrong. Not over you. Not by a long shot. Have a great weekend.


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197,153 I have a neighbor who is 96. I stop over at her house once a week or so. Today I went and she didn't know who I was. This is new. We've been neighbors for over 20 years. We've spoken so much in the past. Now she doesn't recognize me. I'm sad. Life is cruel.


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197,152 I get so easily offended. If there's a chance I can interpret something as unkind, I'll do it and walk away and not deal with that person anymore. Like I was with a female friend. We bumped into a woman we both know, another school parent. She says hi to my friend and calls her by her name. Then she turns to me and says hi without using my name. Hmm. I'm offended. It's an insult. I have a name! I'd like to think I'm a woman with principals. But it might be that I'm just insecure.


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197,151 The house is on the market and people will be walking through my place during the open house.

Man i got to find a place to hide my porn stash....mainly playboys and hustlers from 1990-2003....with the miracle of the internet i havent even looked at them since  the transition to online....  but in case of an  some massive catastrophe in the near future, i hesitate on throwing them in the dumpster.  

Im sure porn will be a commodity, like sugar, coffee and smokes...

i should probably just throw it all away...



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197,150 My boss wears what looks like his wife's reading glasses. lol. I wonder what else of hers he wears....


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197,149 I put something up for sale on Facebook. Within 45 seconds a guy messages me and asks if it's still available.

Uhm no. 10 seconds after I posted the item some woman was interested. By 10 seconds later she came over to take a look. She spent 10 seconds deliberating before writing me a check. The check took 10 seconds to clear. It was from out of state. In state checks clear in 5 seconds.

So by 40 seconds the item was sold. So yea dude, the item was no longer available when you contacted me 45 seconds after I first put it up for sale.

Moron.



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197,148 A poll shows there is only low public support to get Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court. Good. I'd rather get someone who will absolutely vote to end abortion.


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197,147 I just participated in my first gangbang.  It looks so hot in porn, but I was very nervous when it was my turn.  All those eyes watching you.  I got through it, but I don't think I turned in a stellar performance...

m/49


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197,146 Flashback. My brother in law (married to my wife's sister) had an old generator. The power went out for a week in my town. He lent me the old generator. He had a new one for himself. I paid to have it tuned up. The cost of the tune-up, $200, was probably more than the generator was worth. Got it working well again. I asked if he wanted it back. He said no. I asked if I could pay him for it. He said no. A few years later I was moving and had a garage sale. His wife came by and she flipped out because I was selling THEIR generator. It was a big to do. I don't know if I was right or wrong to sell it, but come on. I offered to return it and/or pay for it. He said no. So what was I supposed to do, bring it with me to Florida where I'd be in a 4th floor apartment?


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197,145 Nearly half a century ago, I did a minor sequence (a first-year subject followed by a second-year subject) in Japanese for beginners as part of my degree.  After completing my Japanese minor with better-than-pass grades, I moved on to completing my major, and had nothing further to do with the language.  However, I kept my textbooks and the prescribed Japanese-English character and Roman-alphabet dictionaries.

Months ago, while surfing around a well-known porn video sharing site and feeling bored at not finding anything that excited my jaded self, I idly typed something frivolous into the search box – and, completely unexpectedly, struck gold.  I discovered a mine of Japanese videos of a kind that I had no idea anybody made, of a kind that really hit the spot with a long-time fantasy theme of mine.  No, I'm not talking cartoons.  It's nothing bizarre or illegal; it's actually just soft porn without even any nudity, but with the girls behaving provocatively in a certain way and talking filthily to the camera in Japanese.  There's no subtitling, and the videos obviously aren't produced with a foreign market in mind.  They're idiosyncratically Japanese.

Now, you don't have to understand Japanese to enjoy the videos if that particular genre is your thing, but it would obviously be a bonus if you did.  Unfortunately, it was unintelligible to me.  Even if I had just finished studying Japanese last year, the kind of language that the girls in the videos are using will be slangy, vulgar, and refer to sexual themes – certainly not the kind of language that we were taught in Japanese 101 and 201!  Nevertheless, over time, my ear picked up certain words occurring frequently, and with some online research and residual memory of Japanese grammar, I've decoded some snippets of it.

So, while 95+ percent of the Japanese filthy talk is still beyond my comprehension, I do know when the girls are saying some things such as: "Are you having a good look?"; "Look more closely"; "Do you want to smell my panties?"; "Have a good wank"; "Keep stroking"; "Blow a big load of your cum"; and "A lot came out, didn't it?"  While it helps make the video a little more meaningful, it also adds another layer of interest – intellectual interest, from a porn video, of all things! – wondering if there's more that I'll pick up over time.

How amazing, after a hiatus of nearly half a century, to gain some such unforeseeable benefit from something that I originally took as a bit of a challenge and to fill out my degree with.


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197,144 This morning I woke up at my usual early hour. As I was coming back from the bathroom I noticed my husband was asleep with nothing on. Unusual but it was hot out last night. I thought for a moment and then leaned over him and took his penis in my mouth. I had one hand on his shaft and the other on his balls. I started sucking. You know what he did? He rolled over onto his stomach. He didn't want a wake up blow job. That's the first and last time I'll ever try doing that to him. He blew it. Maybe women don't initiate as much as men, but when we do, if you turn us down, it scares us away from ever trying again.


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197,143 My next door neighbor dyes his hair. It's so obvious. He's about 50 and works in sales. I guess he wants to look young for his clients. But c'mon, they all must know he dyes his hair. It's such a vain thing to do. It makes me cringe every time I see him. On the inside I'm laughing at him. Everyone is. Men, don't dye your hair.


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197,142 This gets awkward. I'm divorcing my wife. She doesn't know yet. I'm keeping it a secret from her for various reasons. For one thing she'd flip out and possibly get violent again. Long story. Anyway my wedding anniversary is in a few days. Do I get her something? If I don't she might figure out something is up and that I'm leaving. But if I do get her something, how weird, what do you get a woman you are divorcing? What a strange problem.


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197,141 I just bought a house and my parents are bringing a few things for me. I didn't agree to take everything from our family friemd but don't know how to not cause a fight by refusing them yet again. I've already said no on the phone, by text and email and I'm afraid a fight will ruin their visit.

They don't listen to me. I'm trying to remind myself they think they are being helpful. This is why I don't live close by.... I'm tired of being treated as if I don't know what I like or want.


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197,140 I have been on probation for 2.5 years, I have 7 mos left.  And after all that trouble, I am probably about to get revoked which almost certainly means jail time.  The system is designed to see most fail and then get jail anyway after doing most of the things for probation.  I am so sick of dealing with the criminal justice system, and just hope they don't jail me for more time than I had left on probation.  I wouldn't be too surprised if somehow they were able to justify to themselves sending someone who has 7 mos left up for a bit longer.  I hope my boyfriend means it when he says he will wait an few months for me and take care of my beloved cat while I'm gone.  I just want to be off paper already and it's fucking brutal to have more jail time right at the end.


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197,139 I'm really good at throwing things away. Clothes, furniture, books - I have no sentimental attachment to anything. If I don't like it, in the trash it goes. A side benefit is I treat boyfriends this way too. If you get annoying, in the trash you go.


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197,138 I can’t the hyprocasy of people thinking only white people are racist. Let me start with my background, I’m of a mix race , I’m medium complex but I get tan really easy on the summer . I’m proud of all my ethnicity , I don’t favor one over the other one , my mother is white my father is mix like myself, I have an older sister who took after my mom , so she is white .  Growing up I have heard people of talking bad and calling white people degoratory names including an aunt , it’s funny when people say those things assuming since I’m not white , I would agree with them not knowing of course they are practically insulting my mom, sister and all my family from her side but oh no say something silly or if they take your comment the wrong way now all the sudden you are a racist. Like really , I’m sure they are people who are racist and cannot stand people like myself or other non white people but there are also plenty of non white racists who hate and categorize every single white person as a racist.


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197,137 I met an amazing man and we were friends for a while then it turned romantic but I didn’t want to be in a relationship. He got back with the mother of his child we are no longer friends. He moved out of state and I see some of his life on social media occasionally. It’s sad in a way bcuZ I don’t have him anymore but I’m happy for him. This can apply to many ppl in life


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197,136 All you need to know about my wife:

I bought a new car at Christmas. Mainly my wife drives it. She's a sloppy pig about it. Within the first week of owning the car she spilled coffee in it. She also eats in it and leaves her uneaten food in there. She drops french fries on the floor where they get ground into the carpet. The place smells like a dump. What a shame for a new car.

I asked her to clean it. It was expensive and I shouldn't have to put up with the smell for all the money I paid. You know what she did? She bought one of these air fresheners that hang from the rear view mirror. She didn't pick up any of the spoiled food. She didn't clean out any of the McDonalds wrappers. She just bought an air freshener.

She's so damn lazy. This is my wife.


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197,135 When someone posts "Free Wood" to a tag sale site, what they're really saying is you can clean up their fallen tree and not get paid for it.


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197,134 I think it looks bad on someone when they first start working with/for you at a new job, then 2-3 months later, you find out they're pregnant. Not saying there's anything wrong with maternity leave, but look at it from a business perspective. It costs money to train someone and time to get them up to speed. Then barely by the time they're a strong contributor to the team, they leave for 3 months and when they come back, they need to be re-trained and brought back up to speed with the developments of the company since they've been gone. This is happening at my office now. This woman who started there in April announced her pregnancy in June (it was way obvious by then). Up to that point, I was kind of going out of my way to help her out and answer her questions but now that I know she's leaving in just a few months it seems like a waste of time to invest in her. Not to mention she is fucking up left and right at work and can't get her shit straight. It just seems badly timed on her part.


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197,133 Taking a shower as part of foreplay is great. But ladies, please don't wear that silly looking shower cap!


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197,132 The older I get, and the more fucked up I see this world to be, the more happy I am with the idea that one day in the not too distant future, I'll be dead.


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197,131 I normally log into my email from my desktop PC. The other day my son's Chrome book was on the kitchen counter and I needed to access my email, so I logged in on his machine.

Well, don't ya know, my email provider detected that I logged in on a different machine. They termed it as a security breach and forced me to change my password. I've had the same password on all my devices and websites for years. But not anymore. Now to access my email I have to login with a new password which is different from everything else. Pretty darned inconvenient.

So poorly thought out on the part of the email provider. Sometimes people legitimately login in from a different device.

Thanks for fucking that up millennials! I expect no less from you!


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197,130 I just had my third baby. I like to join online mom groups since most of my friends have chosen not to have children of their own, and it can be nice to talk to other women going through pregnancy and the first few years. A lot of first time moms also have questions and I like being able to kind of "mentor" them through the experience of pregnancy, especially since I had no one to talk to when I was first expecting.

But it never ceases to amaze me how unconfident other women are in their decisions involving pregnancy and their kids, and are unwilling to stand up for themselves. For example, one woman complained that her grandparents were coming over to meet the new baby, and they expected her to nurse the baby in another room. They literally expected this woman to excuse herself from the room to feed her baby. IN HER OWN HOME. I said that was ludicrous and there's no reason to do that. The response was, "Well, my dad told me I have to otherwise they're going to be offended." I asked how old she was. 32. I asked what the consequences were going to be if she didn't comply - no allowance? Be sent to her room? Seriously, what? Another woman didn't want her mother in the delivery room, but felt like she could not say no because, "I was raised in such-and-such-cultural household where you don't talk back." What would the consequences be if you told her no? "Well, she'd be really disappointed and hurt." So what? So she gets disappointed and hurt for a few days. Fuck her. Who cares. Are you not the adult who is in charge of your own decisions?

Thank you, baby boomers, for raising a generation has been condescended to and been rendered so unconfident, that nobody my age knows how to make a decision without worrying about if it'll garner the approval of their aging parents who perpetually see their adult children as kindergarteners, rather than recognizing their child is in their 30's and gets to live their own life. I get that people like to trash millennials, but we were raised by somebody....


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197,129 Don't poke old guys with nothing to lose.


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197,128 It’s 2018 and I still find it EXTREMELY DIFFICULT to find porn to watch in which the female(s) are actually enjoying sex. Men’s faces blurred, ugly ass fat dudes, women being flat out abused...this is not something I want to see. Seriously, an industry so large, yet cannot find the means to produce something that women actually want to watch. Men are so fucked if they are being sexually educated on what we call porn these days. It’s disturbing.


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197,127 When I was 13 I started my period. I was very shy about it. One day not long after I first started, my stepfather called my Mom and me into the bathroom. Looking right at my Mom (and completely ignoring me) he talked to her, pointing to the toilet. There was two drops of blood on it from my period that I had not yet learned to look down and make sure I clean up after myself.

He told her that this was unacceptable and that her daughter needs to learn how to clean up after herself. As if I was this disgusting thing not even worthy of being spoken to directly or treated with basic human decency.

After that, I have always had intense shame when I am on my period. I do not let my partner get anywhere near me. When I am on my period, I feel like a disgusting non-person.

I hate that he did that to me, and that it still affects me.


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197,126 Courtney Hadwin is one of the most talented and entertaining singers I've ever seen. Give her the win now and have her sing for the rest of the shows. My gosh is she good!


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197,125 I've never seen my wife cry. 15 years of marriage and not one tear. She has no emotions.


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197,124 A woman I know posted on social media how she was driving down the highway and saw a school bus careen out of control and crash. The bus toppled over on it's side. She posted a picture boasting that she was right there when it happened and she snapped the photo of the toppled bus within seconds of the crash.

I responded saying I would not be snapping a photo at that moment. There could be children on the school bus. I'd rush out of my car, and force my way onto the bus, climbing through a window if necessary, to check on everyone inside. Some child could be in dire shape and bleeding out.

Of course the woman responded with something nasty aimed at me. As did her friends. It's like they'd lynch me if they could because.... I'd get out of my car and help the injured instead of thinking how I could post a dramatic image on Facebook. Yep, I'm a rotten egg....

The world is twisted. We've lost site of what's important.


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197,123 The other day it was discovered a democrat candidate had been sexually abusing women. Today was the primary and he won.

Democrats, you are electing sexual abusers to represent your party.

You are such fucking hypocrites. I love it!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.


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197,122 My wife thinks I poop alot. I do use the restroom 3-4 times a day. But 2-3 times I go in there is to get away from her.


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197,121 There is no white person in the United States  who has never  used the dreaded 'N' word. Liberal or conservative. Get past it.


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197,120 I was once in love with a man when I was just out of college. Or thought so, anyway. He had another girlfriend, as it turned out, and he married her. I never spoke to him again. Got over it in time, moved on, and married someone else. I randomly saw this man the other day with his three daughters who look like girl versions of him.

Yeesh. If this is what our kids would have looked like, I dodged a bullet for sure.


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197,119 I want a woman to walk into the room, strip her clothes off, masturbate to completion, then sit on my lap and guide me to giving her a second O.
As soon as she recovers, she can get dressed and leave, all of this without a word being spoken.



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197,117 I work in a field that is primarily populated by middle aged African American women.  There are some who are very nice, educated, well mannered, all around decent people. But then you have a large number that are rude, hateful, perpetually angry, and just plain bitch nasty to the point where they make you start questioning your sanity because you know you did nothing wrong to make them be so hateful and negative all the time.  Is this going on everywhere?  If so, why? I’m trying very hard to give these women the benefit of the doubt or to write them off as outliers, but it gets more difficult the longer I’m in this environment and am on the receiving end of this behavior.


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197,116 When I was 5 years old, I had a friend who was 6 and who lived in the house behind my house.  We hung out a lot together.

One day we crossed the town's major 6-lane highway to go to McDonald's.  We both got milkshakes and crossed the highway again and went back to our houses.  We knew we would get in trouble if our parents found out what we did, so we stood on the corner of the block and argued for a bit about whose house we were going to go to, because neither of us wanted our parents to know what we'd done.  (Of course, our parents would have immediately told each other what we did, but child logic...)

My friend told me that if we did not go to my house, he would take my milkshake and smash it on the ground.

I told my friend that if he did that, I would never talk to him again.

My friend grabbed my milkshake and smashed it to the ground.  I turned and walked away.  I stopped talking to him.  I lived there for almost 2 more years, and in that time I spoke to him again one more time before we moved away.

In the nearly 50 years since this happened, I've thought a lot about what this incident said about me.  I was 5 years old and could hold a grudge.  Even now, when somebody does something shitty to me, I walk away and don't bother talking to them again.

But I also have to think about my friend.  He was 6 and had no problem grabbing something out of my hand and smashing it to the ground in front of me.  He was a bully.  If I saw my son do that to another child, I would be furious with him.

Maybe it was the best thing for me not to go around him after that.  We may have gotten into more trouble, and then he would have bullied me so I'd be the one in trouble.

But I have to wonder what our parents thought when they noticed we never hung out anymore.  We were always together, and then one day we just stopped going to each other's houses.  It must have confused them.


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197,115 Something is wrong with me. I can have a wonderful man right in front of me but I still want more.


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197,114 I have half of an old locket here next to me.  I've had it for 30 years, usually tossed in a pile of old junk somewhere.  I found it again and I'm about to throw it out.  

The locket is in the shape of a heart.  It has a key silhouette cut out of one side and the inscription, "He who holds the key can open my heart."  There must have been a matching key that someone else would wear that would have fit into the heart.  It's kind of clich, and there's a lot of these available online in one form or another.  

When I was 19 I opened the door to my car one morning and found it lying on my driver's seat.  I first assumed somebody left it in the car by accident, but I was by myself mostly the day before.  I wouldn't have overlooked it, either.   Nobody else drove my car.  

Some young woman must have left it in my car for me to find.  Yeah, it was the "woman's" side of the locket, but that's the side with the message to the man.  The key part has no inscription and wouldn't have meant anything to a person.

It surprised me to think it was possible that a woman might have had a crush on me.  Yeah, I've been told I was an attractive guy back then, but I was shy and too smart and too awkward around girls.  I got turned down all the time.  

But I wonder who she is.  I must have known her somehow.  I'm probably Facebook friends with her now.  I like to imagine that she was pretty and smart and nice.  I think I'll throw the locket away now and let that image of the mystery girl stay in my head... reality can be harsh.


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197,113 I masturbate once or twice everyday. 54/m


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197,112 I feel like I did when I was a child and believed the bogey man hid in my closet at night, so I’d hide from him under the blankets. Except now the bogey man is real. I left him months ago, but he doesn’t want to let me go. I don’t know where he hides now. I don’t know if he’s biding his time, or if he’s even still after me. Instead of blankets, I have extra locks on the windows and doors and a golf club by my bed to protect me. I miss the bogey man of my childhood. At least I could predict him.


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197,111 In my town there's a really fat guy who is always sticking his nose in things. People don't like him.

On the town's facebook forum there was a picture of his wife at some social event. Many of us had never seen her before. So someone wrote, "She's so thin, how do they...."

The comment received over 300 likes.

Ha ha.


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197,110 I was in an incredibly toxic marriage for 20 years when beforei got the courage to  get him to leave. At the time I asked him to leave  I was having an affair I wanted to pursue.

The grass wasn’t greener on the other side but I’m still glad I am no longer with my alcoholic husband. I got out of that marriage the best and only way I knew how.


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197,109 Your theory about dating a supermodel who won't put out vs an 8 who will doesn't make me more confident that you actually give a fuck.

The fact that the girl you're seeing is maybe a 6 makes me question everything you say.

You reminding me that I'm "not hideous," makes me feel hideous.


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197,108 "Harlem Nights" is an awful movie. I can see why Eddie Murphy's career fell apart.


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197,106 Saying goodbye to you was so incredibly hard. I know it’s what you want and what is practical but you are the best and I want to see myself with you


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197,105 I just want to find a man who is truly interested in me and thinks I'm beautiful inside and out. I want somebody to be goofy with, to be adventurous with, and to love completely.

I don't know how to find this. And I feel like I'm running out of time.


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197,104 It's retarded when an adult says "Epic!" What are you 12?


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197,103 My parents had 8 kids. They could hardly afford one. I once asked my dad why he had so many especially when he couldn't afford it. He snapped at me in a prickish way. He asked which ones should he not have had. He thought that would shut me up. But it had the opposite effect. Without blinking I said "Me! I wish you didn't have me. Do you think any of us really enjoy being part of this mess you've created? We're hungry. We have rags as clothes. My sneakers are held together with duct tape. Our house has no heat. We don't have soap. We don't have hot water. And what, you think you are doing us a favor and being father of the year? You are an irresponsible parent of the worst kind. Do you really think you are doing a good job raising kids? What, am I supposed to kiss up to you and owe you something because you couldn't control yourself and had sex with mom without a condom? You dare to try to make me feel bad for questioning this hell you've created for us? Are you really that stupid?" I was angry, angrier than I had ever been. My parents were the worst. They did nothing to raise us.Was it too much to expect that I got to eat every day? And not have to sleep under a blanket I found in the neighbors trash with puke all over it? My so called father was fucking delusional. He thought he was doing a great job and he wanted to make me feel bad for questioning his choices. I was sleeping with a god damned puke covered blanket. I lost all respect for him that day. I never got it back.


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197,102 How do you keep going when you are at rock bottom, and your life seems to be the summation of always making the wrong decision. Life sucks and never gets better, ever.


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197,101 I'm an ugly fat bitch. I get it. Nobody wants me around and I don't blame them. I'm a waste of space most of the time. The other times I'm something to do, a hole to be fucked.

I hate myself.


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197,100 So I left a reply to someone else's secret but I'm going to write this so everyone can read it.

Don't think when you see a news story about a murder/suicide and they announce that the person was bipolar, that they're right. They know nothing about what bipolar disorder really is; they just want to sell their stories.

The reality is, when in a state of mania or depression, you can't function enough to even take a shower, let alone kill someone. Trust me on this, I've been there.

The people you stereotype as bipolar are either not taking their meds or have a different diagnosis altogether (borderline personality disorder or schizophrenia are often confused with bipolar by people who aren't familiar with them).

The vast majority of bipolar people take their meds and do fine. I've been stable for almost 15 years, work fulltime, run a household, have been happily married for 28 years. You would never know I'm bipolar unless I chose to tell you (which I wouldn't because of the stigma attached).

Every day you pass by a lot more people with mental illness than you know. You don't know because they take their meds and live normal lives.

Ask yourself why, in an age when we know better than to stigmatize gay people, trans people, minorities, etc., it is still OK to dismiss, ridicule, and stigmatize people with mental illness. That way of thinking needs to go--NOW.

Sincerely, a bipolar person



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197,099 Be my friend. Come over. Talk about *her*. Spend the next 2 hours texting her then tell me you need to do laundry so you have to go.

Don't bother next time.


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197,098 I get it - I'm a parent, and an old man, so I kind of understand why people work to specifically exclude me from their lives. However, I will not apologize when I say that I lose respect for people when they single me out to exclude me from their lives.

Yes, you, (person's name), when I saw you blocked me, individually, from your snapchat story, you lost my respect. I still love you as a person, but when you go out of your way to block me from seeing you in your life, I do the same virtual thing, and I lose respect for you as a person.

Yeah, I get that you say you want "your space", so you get it. I'll back away. Fuck you too. I can't see you as you are in real life, nor online, so you'll get the same. I won't show you how I really feel, I won't tell you what I'm thinking, I'll just smile and nod when you talk, but I'll lie to your face, because you haven't earned my respect.

Block me from your life, and I'll block you from mine. There. Now you know how I really feel. Fuck you.


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197,097 I love when I'm masturbating and my wiener is still limp & floppy!  I love when I'm masturbating and my pecker starts growing & getting swole!  I love when I'm masturbating and my prick is all stiff and the head of my joint gets all tight like I'm just about to nut!  I love when I'm masturbating and my balls start erupting, and I'm spraying sticky nut juice all over myself, the walls & ceiling!  I love when I'm masturbating and I finish squirting, but my joint is still drooling white snot all over my palm and my knuckles!  I love when I'm masturbating and I finally run dry, and there's just a lingering, faint throbbing in my willy!  I love when I'm masturbating and my orgasm's finally done, and I'm left laying in a huge, sticky puddle of spoo, all over the sheets, and my panties and my bra!  I just love EVERYTHING  about masturbating - it is SO the greatest thing in the world!    And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go masturbate!



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197,096 I just want to be very thin. I like the way I look when I’m very thin. I just cannot maintaine it. Ugh...


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197,095 If I ask my wife not to bring something up, you can be certain she will bring it up. I have a ratchet set I no longer need. I know a guy who wanted it so I thought I'd give it to him. It's not valuable or anything. I'd give it to him because he is a friend and he could use it. But as soon as my wife found out about it, she demanded I give it to her sister and the sister's husband. I told her no. She kept going on about it. I asked her to stop. So she went on about it even more. I explained it is MY ratchet set. I've had it since before I ever met my wife. It has nothing to do with my wife. It's none of her business in fact. But she still goes on and on about it. She has to get everything for herself. In this case it makes no sense to get the ratchets for herself, so next best thing in her mind, she wants it for her family member, even though her family member has no need for this item and can easily afford to buy one if he needs one. Bigger picture, I don't think this is about the ratchet set at all. It's about my wife selfishly wanting to control everything.


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197,094 I feel constantly annoyed when someone admits they’re pregnant, or expecting, or whatever. The people really care? The population is not struggling, so why is it so important for people to procreate? I don’t get it. I see pregnant chicks all the time with four or five kids already, and I’m like? What, the first four weren’t good enough? Jesus.


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197,093 I'm fucking tired of being ripped off in this town. To have a piece of equipment installed in other towns cost say $1000. To have it installed here, because we are considered a wealthy town, cost $2000. It's an automatic increase due to my zip code. That's so fucked up. These workmen are trying to rob me blind. Fuck you douche bags.


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197,092 I buy my reading glasses from the thrift store for $1 a pair. Sure beats the drug store at $6 a pair. I lose reading glasses all the time so $1 each pair adds up to a large savings.


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197,091 I know a British couple who moved to our country about 5 years ago. They are trouble making gossips. My God I'd be a little humble if I was a guest in a foreign country. But not these people. They are pushy and critical of everyone and everything they encounter.  The wife is obviously someone who gets off on causing problems. I mean forget Mexico. I've met illegal immigrants from Latin America. Everyone has been so pleasant. But this Brits have such arrogance. Get the hell out of my country! Being an asshole should be grounds for deportation.


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197,090 As of today ex-FBI agent Peter Strzok has created a GoFundMe page. How about that. He's looking for money. Why am I not surprised.


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197,089 I'm so fucking high right now! I received my monthly prescription of Vicodin so I took a few pills and smoked a bowl of some very strong marijuana. At least for a little while all my worries have melted away.


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197,088 I saw the secret below about posting to facebook tag sale sites. I had a run in with one place I posted a dozen cool things I own and the admin banned me. When I asked why, she said I posted "too many items." Isn't that the point to post items? Isn't more better? More people will keep coming back if there are more items for sale. Isn't that good for her site?  Like what's the other side of that argument -- what if there was only one item posted -- no one would visit again. That was so dumb on her part. But she was the admin and I was a lowly poster so I automatically lose the argument. Some people need to control everything. It was so stupid. I moved all my items to the tag sale site in the next town. They had no problem with me posting many items. I sold almost everything through them. The first admin is someone I do not like.


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197,087 I'm really bothered when a woman mistreats her husband. He divorces her and she goes off and finds another husband. It's like counting out the jelly beans - two for you and none for me.


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197,086 My sister is not a good person. She lies, cheats, and steals any chance she gets. I have tried to live morally right and I am proud of my accomplishments. My secret is she has a long term boyfriend who I am much better suited for than her. Me and him both know it...heavy flirting but nothing else. I feel bad but damn it she doesnt deserve it. Oh well such is life.


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197,085 I wonder if someone who abused their ex (when they were angry at something and had depression) can truly change?  Can they really stop hitting all on their own?


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197,084 You text me and say you want to hang out tonight. I'm not going to respond just yet, because in my head I am thinking, "We'll play it by ear and see if anything better comes up for you." wtf.


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197,083 FYI - people with kids aren’t as happy as they look.


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197,082 Somewhere along the way my daughter transitioned to become an obnoxious and unkind person. She sides with her mom in every argument. She mocks me to my face. She rolls her eyes at me. She says she's 18 and can do what she wants. She's also heading off to college in a week. Thankfully she received financial aid. The final bill is only $10k per year. It would kill me to pay any higher for such an unpleasant person.

My secret is that I'm going to leave her mother and move away. There is no reason to stay married anymore. I don't like my wife and she doesn't like me The idea of staying together for our daughter is moot. The house is too big and expensive. I will sell and I'm thinking about moving to California where I have a good friend. I will stay with him for a while until I can get settled. I'm thinking about doing all this without telling my wife or daughter my new address. I don't mind if I see neither of them again.

My wife will probably move in with her sister. My daughter will have no place to go. Not my problem anymore. As she says, she's 18. She can also take out loans and pay her own future college bills.


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197,081 Bipolar is confusing. Mental health is confusing.  It seems like people don't wanna get involved with someone with bipolar disorder because that person can be dangerous, that would be my fear.  These stories in the news, murder suicides, the people are bipolar or had anger issues.  The thing is, I also feel bad for them, like, what they don't deserve love too?  Like, If i was in love with someone and they discovered they had it, I don't see myself leaving them.  Because that's like leaving someone when they're sick.  But I know people in relationships with people who have bipolar, and it's like that person is abusive or something.  It's confusing to me.


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197,080 I HATE elementary school office ladies, I swear everyone of them is a pretentious bitch. Do you realize your fat, and evil, and everyone hates you? Just wondering.


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197,079 I work with this young woman who's about 25 and a real hotty.

I got my eyeglasses prescription checked a few weeks ago.  New glasses just came in.

Now that I can see more clearly, it turns out the hotty isn't as attractive as I thought she was.

It's kind of hilarious, actually.




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197,078 Biggest regret of my life happened on August 21, 2015. The anniversary is coming up. It was a Friday. My husband was laid off from work. I launched into a tirade. I told him he was the biggest loser I had ever known. I screamed how my friends' husbands were way more successful and I wish I had married one of them. I needled him mercilessly saying my family hates him and my father was a better provider when we were growing up and he would have never gotten fired.

My husband sat there calmly and listened. He then walked out.

The next day I call him and apologized with "I'm sorry but..." I continued to blame him. By a day later when he still hadn't come back I snarled an apology again while leaving out the "but". This went on for a few more days until he stopped answering my calls. I started to get worried. I left him tearful messages. With more sincerity I told him I was sorry. I couldn't stop crying.

Within a few weeks of not seeing him he filed for divorce. What had I done?????????????

I have not stopped crying. It's been two years since the divorce was final. A friend tells me he's getting remarried in September. Oh and he got a new job about a month after I first yelled at him.  

He's a beautiful man both in and out. He is the love of my life. I threw it away. I've been holding out hope we'd get back together but if he gets remarried all is lost. I feel like dying. On the inside I already feel dead.


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197,077 I'm tired. I have a job that pays decent for the area, i have good health insurance, no retirement or any other perks. I do get treated ok but the reality is I'm bored. Same as life in general, I still put on a "happy-go-lucky-face) but I'm not happy. Not at all. I'm bored with my marriage (we never do anything), my job is boring but pays the bills. My life is boring... I remember when I was a college student full of so many dreams and plans. Now I got nothing , I let life get in the way and now I'm just another dull, boring, jaded adult. I wish I could send it all to hell.


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197,076 My house looks like it was raided by the DEA. But no, it's called life with young children.


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197,075 I think Omarosa will commit suicide.


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197,074 This is very embarrassing. I pooped and when I stood up to wipe a piece must have dripped from my bottom and landed on the inside of my white short shorts. I didn't know. I pulled up the shorts and went about my day. It wasn't til I was getting ready for bed 8 hours later that I noticed there was poop on the inside of the shorts which was smushed and leaked through and was visible on the outside of the shorts. It was in the back. Sigh. It wasn't exactly dead center. It was off to the right an inch so hopefully everyone didn't think it was poop and instead thought I sat in chocolate or something. But who am I kidding, they all probably knew it was poop.


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197,073 I got tired of chasing men when they were treating me like crap. I remembered a long time ago a friend told me to get a dildo and that I’d stop putting up with so much crap from men once I learned how to satisfy myself. That idea scared me because I was afraid I’d end up alone.

Fast forward to now: I haven’t been in a serious relationship for two years. I can get laid easily enough but the guys don’t wanna stick around and haven’t been treating me right. I am always sweet to them but still this happens. I finally got tired of it and bought one of those dildos that sticks to the wall. It worked. I am sexually satisfied on my own terms.

Now when a guy doesn’t respond to my texts and only contacts me for sex, I don’t go for it. And maybe I will end up alone but I’d rather be alone than with someone who doesn’t care about me.


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197,072 I hate the phrase "doing life" as in "I love doing life with my best friend!"

I see it all over social media. It sounds stupid. You love spending your life with your best friend or living with your best friend?... most people I know that have posted that dumb phrase are getting divorced or are having major problems.


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197,071 Someday I'd like to have a threesome with 2 black men. I want to be dp'd.


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197,070 What I wouldn't do to get sandwiched between a juicy pussy all over my face and her bf's huge cock making my pussy squirt. Listening to them talk about how naughty and deightful it is. Talking about what next thing they want to do with me. Their hot fantasies come alive. Listening to them say how they love each other, especially while sharing naughty me. Sitting on my face, stuffing me, my body making them hot. Them all over me. Grabbing at me, sucking, licking, kissing all over me.  


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197,069      I have a boyfriend I live with. Things are fine, but I have an ex who I was just attracted to and in love with beyond description.  He didn't really see me then same way and I cried so hard I thought I may never stop. I'm over it now, and I love my man.
      My secret? Well the guy I'm with now works overnight so I sleep alone often enough, no problem with that. Today I brought some boxes home from my storage unit and I found the ex's Denver Broncos jersey he gave to me when he slept over for the (unknown to me then) very last time.  It has been in a gallon Ziploc bag for 3 years now. It still smells like him, clearly and deliciously.  I choked back tears as I breathed in the very last little bit of him I ever will receive again. That scent was a wonderful little gift from the past and I'm lucky to have found it. I will sleep in the jersey tonight and put it back away first thing in the morning.

    I will always miss him so much. Time doesn't take his impact on my heart away at all.  I love my man, but I will never find anyone like the guy who left his jersey and walked away from me forever .

   Doug... I will never stop holding you close in my dreams.  And I think you smell like heaven on earth :)


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197,068 It is Sunday night and I am sitting at home, watching "Fort Apache, The Bronx". I am 46 years old and Paul Newman is the one and only famous person I have ever had a crush on. I cried like a little girl the day he died. Never met him, and I realize how silly it is to feel thar way about a famous person. Yet the crush continues. How silly of me.

F/46


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197,067 Sick of friends with mental health issues using their meds as bullshit excuses for being flaky.

How about you’re a grown up. If you feel yourself being anxious or not being able to be around people, say it. Be honest, not a last minute texting dickhead no show because you switched your damn Lexipro.

Give me a fucking break. Man up or just stay home.

I have a disease that causes inflammation, some days I’m really sore. Do I wait until the last minute and puss out by saying, “Oh sorry man, I’m really sore today, maybe next time.” No, I take some Advil and get on with it, or I give notice at the beginning of the day, not at the time I’m supposed to meet someone.

Grow up and don’t use that shit as an excuse. We’re adults now. This shit is tired AF.

WELCOME TO LIFE.


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197,065 I just came back early from running errands, wife is taking a tub.  All good.  Start dinner and have to run upstairs when I spill pasta sauce all over myself, I head into the bathroom and find my wife shaving her pubic hair....I've been asking her for years to do this (change of pace).  Curious why she decided to finally do it


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197,064 My secret is that I think less of a person if they eat food that has been dropped on the table or in their lap.  I was raised that if your food falls anywhere but on your plate, the proper thing is to put it aside and not eat it.  I have taught my children this.

Once, a bunch of coworkers and I were using a conference room to work on a project.  There was a bowl of trail mix on the table, and some of it had gotten knocked out of the bowl.  At one point, one woman reached over and picked the nuts off the table and ate them.  Gross!

Then on Friday, several of us went out to breakfast together.  I was seated next to a guy who I always thought carried himself really well.  He's very well-spoken and seemed to have impeccable manners.  His table manners were exemplary.  That is, until a bite of food fell off his fork and landed on his phone, which was on his lap.  Fell right on the screen.  I silently screamed inside as he picked it off the screen and ate it.

I don't know if this makes me a snob, or if I just have ridiculously high standards when it comes to manners.


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197,063 My wife and I often have the discussion where I point out she does nothing to help around here. I make all the money. I do all the chores. I clean the house. I fix the house. I mow the grass and weed the yard and maintain the cars. It's endless. Where as she never lifts a finger to help.

Today it came up again. She responded with, "That's a lie. I do so much to help. When my friends go away on vacation I go to their houses and water their plants."

How am I supposed to respond to that? She soooo doesn't get it. She's telling me she helps more at her friends' houses than she does around here. And in her mind this justifies her not helping around her own house. It's pointless to even talk to my wife.


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197,062 Omarosa. Oh boy. What a perfect example she offers of the lack of integrity by Trump bashers --- she being the Trump basher.

In her newly released tell all book she says she heard from someone who heard from someone that Trump once said the N word.

How absurdly flimsy all this anti Trump talk is!

Trump bashers should be ashamed.



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197,061 I have been away visiting my family for a couple of weeks. I text and video chat with my husband. I tell him I miss him.

I don’t really miss him.


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197,060 My ex had slapped me around from time to time among other things. We were talking and it came up about his new girl. Yea they have gotten into bad fights, but he hasn't done that in an argument. I asked him why. He said she's short, so that wouldn't be good, and she fights back, so the relationship would devolve. Also that when he gets to that point where he wants to, he stops himself, because of what happened with me. I should be happy that he's trying not to do that again. But it hurts because, well why me? You learned from me and are better now. I would never fight back, and I'm not mouthy. I'm not the girl you would think "deserves" getting slapped if that makes sense. So because I'm tall and a scaredy cat, you hit me? Wow.  I'm tall so I can take it? I'm still female, that's really all that should matter.  He also said our bond was so strong I wouldn't leave him over it. Makes me sad.


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197,059 My life has officially fallen apart and it is soon the time to act out my swan song because I simply no longer care the ramifications. I'm a good hearted person, others put me here.


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197,058 how much money do these kids fucking have? Here I am struggling with ends meet and these photographs are totally wasting these expensive cameras and lenses to get a picture of a rocket launch. Yes, I'm judging. lol.


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197,057 My husband pushes my buttons. I end up saying things I shouldn't. He then acts wounded. But it's his fault. Not mine. He brings this shit on himself. He shouldn't push my buttons.


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197,056 I am in soo much credit card debt and nobody knows . I owe soo much money  (30000 $) I am not even sure that I will be able to pay them off. Maybe I will just move out of the country using one of my credit card and not come back for 10 years. What is the worst they can do? I might try to stop paying for one month and see what happened.


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197,055 I meant to post this on your birthday (8-11), but I wanted to tell you happy birthday anyway.  Hopefully we can meet for lunch soon.  Would you also like another massage and a trim for your lovely Irish bush??

Happy belated birthday T.




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197,054 I just realized that thinking about all the annoying stupid shit my ex said and did makes me feel less scared of him because I feel contemptful of him instead. So I’m going to make a list so maybe I can get some sleep tonight... This list is going to be long, so skip if you don’t want to hear it ;)

• if he didn’t like a certain type of food, he always turned his nose up and said “____ is/are disgusting.” Every time. It was annoying to me because he’d say it about things I liked and it made me feel like I was disgusting too. That’s a pretty strong word. I choose my words carefully, but he’d throw strong words around about the most minute things. So childish.
• he got snooty about the grocery stores I go to because they weren’t his overpriced organic grocery stores. He’d refuse to go to the store with me, lol.
• he’s in his mid-30s and still uses Harry Potter bedding. If he stayed at my place overnight, he’d refuse to use my bedding and bring the HP comforter. He even insisted on bringing it on the plane one time.
• he was into My Little Pony and the only water bottle he’d use was...you guessed, his MLP one.
• he was shit at managing money. He’d buy a bunch of shit when he got paid and then cry because he couldn’t pay his bills.
• he kept getting loans to buy cars he couldn’t afford the monthly payments on, then the cars got repossessed and somehow he was shocked every time it happened. Then he got a car that was really dorky looking and complained about it. Umm, no one forced you to buy the dorky mom car, buddy.
• he’d look at Zillow and send me links to houses way out of both our price ranges and suggest we might be able to afford it in a couple years. Yeah...no. I’m still paying off grad school and my car.
• he’d judge me for making something quick and easy for dinner on nights I’m tired from work. He’d make little quips like “You’re a heat and serve kind of girl, eh?” I bit my tongue instead of answering him with “You’re the metaphoric heat and serve version of a man.” Wish I’d said it now, haha
• he had really shitty taste in movies and got annoyed that I didn’t think they were Oscar-worthy
• he judged me for going to PetSmart once because Petco was out of my dogs’ food and they only like that particular food. Apparently PetSmart is “inferior” and he couldn’t believe I’d “actually stoop to shop there.” Sorry, guess I should have waited to feed my dogs until Petco restocked the food. Silly me!
• this is petty but whatever. I hated the way he said certain things. He called mashed potatoes “mash” and acted like I was some sort of uncivilized swine for never having heard it called that before. Who the fuck besides maybe three year olds calls it “mash”?
• every time something went wrong, he’d cry. He wouldn’t try to solve the problem, he’d just cry and ask what other misfortunes were going to come his way. He got in a fender bender and called me crying instead of getting out to talk to the other driver and exchange insurance info.

If you’re wondering why I dated him, this stuff happened midway into the relationship and because he had borderline personality disorder, he had explosive emotional outbursts and made suicide threats, and I was terrified to leave even though I desperately wanted to get away.


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197,053 We have a vase in the house. It's a boring vase. Nothing special about it. It has never come up in conversation. It's just a vase.

I was throwing things out because there is so much useless clutter. I noticed the vase. I asked my wife if she'd be okay with me throwing it out.

She went ballistic. She screamed it's her favorite thing in the entire house. How dare I ask such a stupid question. It would kill her if anything happened to that vase. It shows how little I know and respect her. She feels she should take the vase, end the marriage, split the money and go our separate ways.

All because I asked if I could throw out the vase.

I don't think she is a stable person.


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197,052 I work freelance from home. I usually take a 20 minute break during the day and jerk off. I've been asked a few times if I'd like to work directly for the client in their office as an employee. I turn them down with a made-up excuse. Because I like/need my jerk off break everyday and I can't exactly tell them so.


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197,051 I got balled out by a customer. I received an email question from Sarah. I responded and referred to her as female. Sarah came to the store in person and proceeded to yell at me because it turns out Sarah is a guy. I've never seen that before. A guy named Sarah? I don't feel like I did anything wrong for assuming Sarah was a woman. I'm sure I'm not the first person to do that to him. But go ahead, make a huge deal out of it and try to make me feel bad. It's the way of the world these days.


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197,050 I am not good at flirting. I started seeing this guy recently and did I send him tit pics like a normal woman would? Of course not. I was all proud of myself because I helped out some friends. Their old tin shed that’s about six feet tall was covered in blackberry bushes and these bushes went out from the shed about 12 feet. I took a machete and got rid of all that by myself.

So I sent before and after pictures to this guy. I was so proud of myself because I’m only five feet tall and 110 pounds. I got the job done in under four hours. Not bad for a little thing like me. It was my first time ever using a machete (I know there are better tools for the job but that’s all that was available so I made it work).

Of course he didn’t reply. The guy probably thinks I’m a psycho or just really lame. Shoulda sent boobs. FML

My friends are pretty damned thrilled though!


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197,049 I'm a happily married good wife. But I had steamy sex on the kitchen floor with an old flame who stopped by for a visit. Sometimes my husband stands on the very spot and I smile to myself.


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197,048 My ex and I have been speaking. We still love each other. But he has a girlfriend, who he stays with. He was living with his mom and the situation was bad, he had depression, and it all contributed to his anger issues. He says he's better now that he's not with his mom. We've been talking about hypothetically getting back together. But this girl has been in the picture at least a year, I know she loves him, he probably loves her. I'm sure he loves me more, but it doesn't matter, he loves two girls. We originally broke up because I caught him on Tinder, among other things. I can forgive that. Give another chance. The problem I have is, now he has this other girl he has feelings for. Can I really trust that if we get back together, he's gonna cut things off with her?  I would need that from him, they couldn't be friends anymore or anything. I just see it, like we would be together and she would be on the side, it could easily turn into the two of us fighting for him. If she was just a fuck, it would be different, but there are obviously feelings. He told me she was his way out, but he also told her to make her facebook private, so other guys don't try. So obviously he has some possession over her, which means feelings. If I don't "fight" for him, I will probably lose him forever. If I do, I think I'm setting myself up for a world of hurt. I don't know what to do.


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197,047 It's really weird to see former high school classmates on social media living what appears to be a normal family life, and knowing that they used to manufacture fake ID's in their basement or sucked off half of the soccer team. I'm glad they are happy. But it's still weird to see.


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197,046 I'm a member of a Facebook tag sale group. Someone posts pictures of an item they want to sell along with the price. The first person to comment with "Interested" gets first dibs. Sounds simple. But it has become so complicated.

I think what happens is some potential buyers don't want to miss out on anything. So they stay on Facebook 24/7 hitting the refresh button. As soon as a new item appears they respond with "Interested". They aren't really interested. But they have this deep psychological need to be the first to respond so they have control over the situation. Then they think about it more and decide they really don't need a surfboard seeing they only one leg or something.... so they never follow through on the purchase.

It's a pain in the butt for sellers because we are obligated to wait two hours before contacting the second person on the list - who is also just playing the game of responding "interested" to everything.

It greatly interferes with the selling process. This entire system sucks. I think I'll go back to real life garage sales.


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197,045 "You deserve the ceo. You keep settling for the low level ones."

Yeah, but how many ceo types that look like what I'm attracted to are really interested in women who look like me? Not to mention the herpes thanks to my cheating ex bf.

I'm a good woman. For someone. Just not that type of guy.


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197,044 My friend, who has slept with me a couple of times, was texting with me. I told him I had to go to the bank and he says "you must have a fortune saved." I told him I don't. He says "sure" and one of those sarcastic emojis. That was weird, I'm not comfortable talking about money. He is usually polite with me, and he saves that money bs for guys. He talks to me man to woman, old school. Not petty. He probably said that because I live with my parents, but he doesn't know how much I make, and no i don't make much. I still found it weird and it turned me off A LOT. Am I being sensitive, or was he making a weird comment? Oh by the way, he makes a lot of money because he works for tv. So he's not jealous.


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197,043 My daughter had spend the night with company last night. Ok whatever. That’s fine. However, the kid is STILL here and has no idea when her mom will come get her. Needless to say she has overstayed her welcome. When my daughter stays over with a friend, I usually pick her up by 10-11am. I understand that families have things to do on Saturdays and don’t need my kid hanging around all day. This kids mother apparently doesn’t give a shit. I’m getting very irritated. I know it’s not the girls’ fault, but, I’ve already had to buy her breakfast, cook for them for lunch, and I have some errands to run and don’t want to carry an extra kid! Am I being irrational??


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197,041 The internet is falling apart. I received three incredibly important emails in my junk folder. They were so important I didn't want to lose them, so I check marked each one and then hit the button to move them from junk into my inbox - so I'd have them permanently.

Nope. Didn't happen. The emails left my junk folder and never showed up in my inbox.

What fucking loser let a bug in there like that.

I know who.......... the fucking millennials. This feature used to work. But obviously someone new took over and the code now has a fatal flaw.

Damn it millennials, does the damage you do ever stop?


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197,040 I've always been a sexual person, even when I was a kid and shouldn't have known about stuff like that. I figured out how to give myself an orgasm at age 9, how to give a blowjob at 13, lost my virginity at 14 and by 17 I knew how to make myself orgasm with a partner. Now as a woman in my late 30's, I am at my all-time sexual peak and jumping on my husband 4-5 times a week. I don't know if other women are as horny as I am. I have a lot of close female friends but it's not really something we talk about.


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197,039 You know the real fucked up part? When he finally finds someone new, he’s going to care (if only for a while) whether or not she’s sexually satisfied. Our marriage didn’t have to be ruined.


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197,038 My obsessive, emotionally unstable ex-boyfriend keeps contacting me despite my telling him not to and repeatedly asks why we can’t be friends. He gets pissed off that I don’t want to meet with him and “talk” despite us breaking up 3 fucking months ago. He is a codependent manipulator and emotional vampire. I’m not sorry for leaving his controlling ass or that he’s still upset over the breakup. Maybe I’d have sympathy if he didn’t repeatedly project emotional outbursts at me or try to isolate me from my family and friends when we were still together.

I see stalker tendencies in him, and I’m scared. I learned that while I was on vacation in June and had told him to stay away from me, he attempted to gain access to my apartment by getting the maintenance guy to unlock my apartment. Luckily, the maintenance guy saw my ex’s bullshit and refused. This scared the shit out of me. I know he was probably going to look for my spare key that I took back from him before the breakup.

I went to talk to the cops because now I feel like I am looking over my shoulder. If I hear a noise at night, I get scared. I have trouble falling asleep. If someone knocks on my door, I worry it’s him. I have nightmares. The cops won’t help me because he hasn’t made a threat. Harassing me and trying to get into my residence unauthorized isn’t threatening behavior?? I guess I’ll just have to wait until he threatens my safety or possibly attacks me before they’ll help me. This is bullshit. If he breaks in while I’m home and attempts to hurt me or my dogs, I’ll fucking kill the bastard.


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197,037 I really hope I get an answer for this because I am very curious, but no one can tell me ... what exactly is a foot fetish?  What does it mean?  What is the attraction?  How does it work exactly?  I do not understand but would like to finally understand after all these years, what the fetishists are experiencing, or trying to experience.  


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197,035 I love being told to cum. Or rather having to play until I'm *allowed* to cum. My play partner is asleep and so is my buddy. May I cum, daddy?


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197,034 Whoa. I actually got hit on today. That was cool.


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197,033 I'm getting divorced. I feel like the weight of the world is finally coming off my shoulders. I won't let myself invest fully in this feeling yet. Not until everything is finalized. But I will at least allow myself a slight glimpse of the finish line and ohh does it feel good.


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197,032 It’s been a couple of years and now I’m over you. I really am. It’s a long time over and I have let go. My secret is that I know you could undo it all with just a word or a look or a touch. It doesn’t matter where I am or who i’m with you could take me back on a whim. I don’t think that’s ever going to change.


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197,031 Unemployment is at less than 4%.  If Trump said n*****, I really don't give a shit.  People of that vintage used all kinds of language that SJW's don't like today.  Remember Hillary using the word 'kike'?  When Jesse Jackson called NYC 'Hymietown'?  Just get over it.
- M 44 conservative, BLACK and a pragmatist


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197,030 My "friends" never ask me how I am. That's just one symptom. I don't know why I'm held in such low regard.


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197,029 I'm so sad.  I broke up with my ex 2 years ago, he didn't treat me with respect. He also had depression which probably plays a part. We had everything else, love attraction passion feelings great conversation stuff in common.  Toward the end I found out he was on tinder, and his temper was coming back. Well he told me he has a gf and lives with her now. As in she has her own place and he stays with her. Oh she has a kid too, something he said he'd never be part of. He went away with her also. Its all over Facebook.  He never posted me on Facebook,  or went away with me. I was with him for 9 years,  a big chunk when he wasn't working,  dealing with abuse also. Then he got a job and it got better, but that temper was coming back toward the end. It's like, what does she have that I don't? It's not the sex,  there was a lot of attraction between us and I did it whenever he wanted. And I'm not lazy in bed either.  I was good to him. She has a car and a place. Makes life easier, i just feel so bleh. I'm tired of being a guy's life lesson.  Where does that leave me?


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197,028 I know we're far away but I'd really like to get a vibrating egg that you could control. That way you could make me cum whenever you want! And whenever I least expect it.


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197,027 A few years ago I was selling my house. The buyer had an inspector come and place radon testing canisters in the basement. The results were very low, as low as the outside air. Yeah!

The secret -- after the inspector left I was working on something in the basement and I moved the canisters out of my way -- by out of my way I mean next to the open basement window with a fan bringing in fresh air. I forgot about them and they remained by the window until the inspector called and said he'd like to pick up the canisters. I then quickly put them back in their original position.

Um yeah, the house tested very low for radon...


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197,026 A newly released survey says liberals would rather marry an M -13 gang member than a republican.

Ok. Do it.


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197,025 Have fun on your trip. It was nice making out with you next to your car, lifting your dress, fondling your beautiful ass, then you unzipping me, playing with me, inviting me in your car....
for the best handjob and blowjob! wow, i couldn't last long.
Oh, and you rode me for a bit i the backseat.
COMMITTED TO MEMORY!!!!


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197,024 I just found out my ex and his wife are expecting a child together. The post was something sappy about how after years of trying fertility treatments, they're finally being blessed to become parents.

Oh. Ok. If you wanted to be a dad so badly this whole time, then why have you essentially ignored our 12 year-old son's existence since he was born? It's not like living 20 minutes away is a burdensome distance. Being a dad is more than sending a birthday card and seeing your kid when it suits you.

Please do a better job with this child than you have with the one you already have. Hopefully you'll be so busy with your replacement child I won't have to keep nagging you to spend any time with ours, and we can move on with our lives.


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197,023 My sister in law claims she only sleeps 3 to 4 hours per night. I call BS. No one can do that night after night. I think she says it to sound interesting.


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197,022 When I was 22 I started working at Citibank in Manhattan. I became good friends with Wendy. On Fridays after work we'd go out to dinner and a bar. We were looking to flirt with guys. I was a virgin. Wendy was not. We'd do this on several Fridays every month.

On one frigid cold night we were on the Upper West Side. At the end of the evening I was about to head home but couldn't get a cab because no one wanted to be walking in that temperature. Wendy said I should sleep at her place.

She lived in a studio which meant we had to share the bed. She gave me a T shirt and I kept on my underoos. She was wearing flannel pajamas. I joked how I was cold and she was toasty warm in her flannels. She spooned to warm me up. She said she could feel how cold my butt was. I said my boobs were like ice. She reached her hand up the T shirt and cupped a boob to feel the cold. The thing was though, she didn't take her hand away. She kept it on my boob and we kept talking. She started circling her finger around my nipple. I didn't say anything about it. After a few minutes she slid her hand down to my abdomen. I wondered if she was going to go further. It scared me. At the same time the idea excited me. Her finger started dabbing at the elastic waist of my underoos. I started rocking my hips. He finger slid under the elastic. I rocked more. Several of her fingers slid under the elastic. My heart was racing. She slid her hand a little lower and starting playing with my pubic hair. By then I was breathing heavy. Her hand continued south and her finger started tracing the edges of my clitoris and labia. (I'm getting wet right now reliving this.)

She slid her body down, pulled off my underoos, and performed oral sex on me. I did the same to her.

This was my first sexual encounter.

We continued going out on Friday nights to flirt with guys. On a number of occasions we'd end up at either my apartment or hers and we'd "explore" more.

By about a year later we both had steady boyfriends and the sex with Wendy stopped.

That was 20 years ago. Wendy and I both have husbands now. I think about Wendy often. I miss what we had.




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197,021 Just saw the released video of the Parkland shooter in custody. He is trying so hard to make himself seem crazy so he doesn’t have to get the death penalty, but I really want to know why we don’t just put him down? Why do we give these absolute disgraces in society a chance to “make it right”? Are you f*cking kidding me?!?
He killed PEOPLE. A group of people lost their lives, because life wasn’t going his way, so that was the only option. Kill others for the pain you endure? Be a normal person, and take your own life if that’s the case. So many literal human scum walking this planet because we allow them to. Absolutely disgraceful.


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197,020 So in Manafort testimony this week... The prosecution gave evidence that Manafort filled out paper work incorrectly for a mortgage. He listed a second home he owns as... a second home he owns. But the prosecution showed how he once rented out the second home on AirBNB. Therefore it is a rental property, not a second home. He should get 100 years in jail for this? You kidding me? This is the prosecution's case of bank fraud? Manafort rented his house once on AirBNB? Imagine how many people have rented using AirBNB? 1,000,000? Should we throw them all in jail? This is why the President should be impeached? Because a guy he knows once used AirBNB???????



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197,019 When I meet people for the first time, I say hello and smile. In my head I'm thinking what it might be like to kill them.


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197,018 My sister's boyfriend punched her in the face about 2 months ago. Her nose was broken. I had a breakdown in public upon hearing the news.
My mom just went to visit my sister and saw that she's got the same asshole at her place, cooking him dinner.
I want that asshole's face on the curb.



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197,017 I rinse out my used paper towels and dry them on the dish rack so I can use them again. I save quite a bit of money! :)


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197,016 I was young when I had my daughter and was very selfish the first few years of her life. I feel guilty and will continue to make it up to her. Love you baby


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197,015 This morning after I used the toilet I leaned over to flush. My glasses slid off my face into the bowl. How's your day going?


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197,014 My wife bought a new white dress. I instantly noticed I could see through it. I told her exactly what pair of underwear she had on. So what does she do? She gets mad at me. She said only a pervert would notice her dress is see-thru. Fuck you bitch. I was trying to be helpful. Why are women such assholes.


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197,013 I'm so tired of buying products in chain stores. It's cheap crap. Nothing but junk. The stores should be embarrassed.


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197,012 I asked my husband to vacuum a rug. He said where's the vacuum. I said it's where it always is. He looked at me kind of guilty and I realized he has no clue where we keep the vacuum because in the 12 years we've lived here he has never once vacuumed. Sad.


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197,011 My best friend thinks I'll get married one day. I doubt it. I don't love myself enough to go for the guys I should. Instead I settle for a fwb situation with a guy who won't get tested. I would be furious with my friends for doing the same but I don't feel like I matter enough.

I'm afraid that my future husband will think I'm a stupid whore like my ex did. I'm already 31. There's no way he won't be disappointed in me.


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197,010 I must be doing something very, very wrong. Men and women both tell me I’m beautiful and say I’m a “catch” yet no man wants to stay with me. Many men want to sleep with me. I get asked out a lot and all of that, yet the only ones who want an actual relationship with me are badly out of shape and don’t take care of themselves, or addicted to hard drugs, very needy and controlling (like telling me I can’t hug a male friend when we have only been on one date).

I thought maybe my personality was crap or that maybe I’m stupid but I have always scored in the top 10% or higher on intelligence tests and I’m an honor role student pursuing a bachelor’s degree in computer science. I get told I’m sweet all the time and I take good care of the people in my life.

I’m typically not quick to sleep with guys and I don’t flirt much and I dress modestly. I don’t drink much and I don’t do any drugs. I do Martial Arts to stay in shape and to keep my two kids safe.

Men ask what I like to do for fun and what degree I’m pursuing and then suddenly either they immediately want to have sex with me or they look all dejected and say, “Wow...you don’t need a man at all.” Sigh. Yes, I do. I have my life together and I don’t need a man to somehow fix me but I do need companionship and someone to laugh with.

Oh, well. I guess I’ll go ahead and sleep with that hot 24 year old man that’s come back around. I don’t think he realizes I’m 41. May as well have some fun since an actual relationship seems off the table for me.

Any ideas where I’m going wrong? I have a lot of friends who care about me (male and female) but when it comes to having a long term relationship, I’m dead in the water.


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197,009 He's gorgeous and has sex appeal like you wouldn't believe.

He's also an arrogant jerk who never calls.

I wish I could find the part of my brain that wants to fuck him deep and long, damn the consequences, and cauterize it right out of my head.

It's not even really voluntary.  Why do I have to be thrillingly attracted to someone who isn't right for me?  I don't even want to want him so much.  I just do.


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197,008 I work with a team of people.  We successfully completed a project ahead of schedule and below budget.  I received permission to take them to a nice dinner to celebrate our achievement.  I chose a fancy steak and seafood house with a menu to everyone’s liking. I was happy to be able to treat them to a job well done.  

While I was prepared for a large tab I was not prepared for the number of people who took advantage of the situation.  I knew drinks would be expensive.  I didn’t anticipate they’d be ordering top shelf booze the entire night.  $40 per pour tequila, whiskey, $30 cosmos and martinis.  I’m even ok with ordering one of those drinks, again, this was a treat.  But to order 2,3,4, even 5 of those drinks?  That’s just taking advantage.  It makes me change the way I think about them.  


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197,007 I have developed a psychological aversion to sex because of how much it hurts me (I have vulvodynia)... I know my boyfriend needs sex; his sex drive is insanely high, so sometimes I feel like it's my duty to give him what he needs. I have never had an orgasm from sex, and I'm afraid I never will. People take for granted so often their ability to function sexually.


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197,006 I once was chatting up to this girl. She teasingly accused me of coming on to her. I was. I jokingly played it off though saying it would be impossible because I'm gay. I continued talking to her and we had great fun. After a few hours I tried to get her to take me back to her place. She said she would have except she wasn't sure if I was joking about being gay and she didn't want to catch anything so she left without me. Rule #1, if you want to bed down with a girl, don't tell her you are gay. Duh.


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197,005 I had a very lucid dream of my ex-boyfriend last night. He was the first person I ever loved, and fell in love with. I am still recovering from our break up two and a half years ago. It sucks a lot, but when I have these memories, and the flashbacks hit me, it’s remarkable. I can remember an entire outfit you’re wearing, the way your face look in that moment, the way you smile at me, the way your body moves as you shuffle toward me. Sometimes I can remember that day completely, but most of the time I just try to ignore them and move them to the side, because it hurts too much.


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197,004 I'm a size 14 US, and about 5Ə", measurements 44DDD-35-48(natural tits, natural ass). I'm gettingsmaller by the month-- I started 50 lbs ago at a size 22. I'm trying to get back down to a size 8.
My secret is that I'm 260 lbs. But even when I was a size 8 (38DDD-27-40), I was 197. I see people fret about the numbers on the scale and it ruins their whole day.But I don't feel bad about my body anymore because I know that I'm working hard to be HEALTHIER, not "hotter". My blood work says I'm metabolically normal,and I'm determined to dodge the diabetes my parents both suffer from (they are both close to 500 lbs). I've stopped eating fast food and sweets. Junk food and dairy is next.


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197,003 I think the civil war will start the day after the November elections. Be prepared.


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197,002 A guy I know from high school was arrested the other day for robbing a drugstore at gun point. WTF? He was the all american lacrosse player a few years ago and now he will undoubtedly go to prison. What a fuck up. I never liked him in high school. He was a bully. Good riddance.


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197,001 My wife's best friend is moving in with us for a while. You know I'm going to raid the hamper.


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197,000 Another dream about you last night. We held each other during it and like these dreams usually go, we talked about not being happy with the people we're with - my spouse and your partner. It just felt so real. As I felt my body start to wake up, I just laid there as still as I could with my eyes closed, hoping I wouldn't lose the dream and it could keep going. I should feel bad about these dreams, but I'm pretty sure this is all they'll ever amount to - dreams. But I also feel our story isn't over in real life. We should have never broken up.


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