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209,968 I'm a night owl. If I don't have to get up early in the morning, I like to stay up late to read and/or watch tv. It's the only time I have to myself.

It's currently 1:30am. I told my husband that I'm going upstairs to take a bath because my back hurts. Really it's so I can go somewhere where I don't have to hear him talking. He talks non-stop. He's been talking about everything and nothing all. day. long. Go the fuck to sleep!!!


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209,967 My ex is constantly pumping our kids for info about me. It gets tiresome. I find I hold back from telling our kids anything because it will get back to my wife. Not the kids fault. I wish my ex would stop turning the kids into tattle tales. I don't think they want to be in that position, but they can hardly say no to their own mother.


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209,966 I’m a grown man. I still daydream about a life with my 8th grade girlfriend. She was the first person I loved.


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209,965 They don't call them prunes anymore. They are called dried plums. Trickery takes many forms.


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209,964 I have lived in Denver for six years.  There’s always been plenty of homeless downtown.  Civic center park has always had a couple dozen tents or so set up throughout and occupied by people known as the “gutter punks.”  They’ve always been there and part of the landscape and the police
Allow them to camp there so they can keep an eye on things and try to keep the crimes to a Lower level. This is normal enough I guess...

Now onto what is NOT NORMAL.  This pandemic has brought tonsOh people who were on the edge of society to their knees. I’ve driven through here a few times during the day since the George Floyd protests and their tents lining the sidewalk by the schools Capitol Hill. There are tents dining up and down almost every alley in that same area. There are people sleeping on planters or ledges. They’re everywhere and No longer just comprised of drug addicted people who don’t want to do anything except drugs. Every kind of person you could imagine you can find that type of living on the streets of Denver now. Coming down here after things start reopening was enough of a shock...And mind you I’m not complaining about how there’s too many homeless people running around and fucking up my scenery...I myself have come so close to this that Seeing thousands of people with nowhere to go Is not annoying to me... it is terrifying. This could happen to any one who has a streak of moderate setbacks all together. Get a Blowout and your smartphone stolen on consecutive days? Guess what you could easily lose everything now because That alone happened. A lot of
People would be beyond Screwed.


Now onto What I’ve seen the past couple of days. I drove past Civic Center Park yesterday I got my windows down and music turned up sitting at the main light at Broadway and Colfax. Two LOUD booms maybe 20 yards left of me. 100% they were gunshots. CC Park as of today is all tents. Like at least 80-100 and nowhere to walk anymore. I hear these shots and involuntarily screamed for a split second. A few of the vagrants nearer than me appeared startled and yet I saw not a single person near that gun Run for their safety. No one ran. Light turned green and I floored it away. I didn’t see the actual event but it was still traumatic.

Then what I saw at 4 this morning. Same spot
I was earlier in the day, and mom is with me so I can return a u haul and have her follow me in the regular car and drive back home together. As I approached the light I see a couple square blocks marked Off with crime scene tape as well as the entire DPD overnight shift swarming the corner. I ask a guy who is familiar with the tent city “what happened?” He said a guy was discovered dead in that tent...he pointed out the exact tent and there are cops poking their heads in and out and taking notes as they wait for the coroner to come take the dead man away.

I spent the rest of the night talking about This with my
Mom. I kept getting choked up and fighting back tears. I never knew the guy, he probably just overdosed and that’s common stuff now. But this whole thing, the protests and tension...the pandemic forcing all these people into the street ...the guy who found his final moments were to be spent alone in a tent on a sidewalk in a very wealthy city. He has or had parents. Had dreams. Had a job most likely before the world kicked him into this gutter and then swept him up into nothingness. Someone carried him for nine months and sent him to school and saved his baby teeth and gave him a dollar at a time for them. Someone invested in this boy, and somehow he died alone, dirty, broke, in a fucking Coleman tent on a filthy street corner while surrounded by ridiculous levels of prosperity who certainly would never be caught looking at him. This particular person lost the war and idk why it is so extremely upsetting to me... but yeah. This is something I’ll never lose the memory of. I’m so shook up to know this guy is dead and that’s where he wound up.

What’s going on in our big cities is so horribly Fucked up. These are people and people are dying like they aren’t even worth a dogs life. And it just keeps on getting no action, no attention, no relief. This has got to STOP!

Whoever you are, tent guy—I’m so very sorry this happened to you. Even if Not one of the person in the world even notices you have fallen like you have—that you’re dead and that is IT—I won’t forget you for the rest of my life. I can’t even write this story out without feeling this lump in my throat followed by a few tears. It doesn’t matter if you overdosed or how you left. No one whatsoever deserves to die in a tent on a sidewalk in a rich city. No one. This is just so fucked. We have to find a way to keep people from dying
Alone on sidewalks with not one thing Left that they had before.  I’ll remember you were once here, Tent Guy. I
Hope you’re at peace now and not feeling the pain of homelessness and whatever else made you live in sorrow. I hope that the universe has done you that one solid at least and set you free.




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209,963 I would like to be friends with a black person but I don't know any.


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209,962 I'm now in day 8 of my quarantine after a potential exposure. I read a medical report which states:

"7 days of monitoring would be sufficient to identify >99% of symptomatic cases."

Apparently the 14 days is to catch the last 1% of infections.

Meaning I'm feeling a sigh of relief today. I think I'm over the hurdle. I don't want to jinx it. But wow, what an ordeal this has been.


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209,961 “If there is anything I can do for you let me know”  Five second pause.  “Anything”

As said to me by one of my past wife’s friend, twice now.  What does that mean when said to a 61-year-old man now a widower for 6 months?



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209,960 Ever since the protests started, I have this strange worry that I’ll accidentally say the n-word to one of my black friends. Not like calling them a slur, but the friendly, familiar sense that black people use with each other. I’ve never said it in my life in either sense. I have no idea where this fear comes from.


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209,959 When do you know your relationship has hit a dead end?


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209,958 If some states refuse to implement measures that will stop the spread of the virus, then I think the USA should break apart. My state did its part. We are good citizens. The rest of you guys let us down, like holy shit how selfish to let the virus run amok. I no longer want to be partners with you. My state should become its own country, yours should too. We should be completely independent entities. Then we can close our borders and be done with you. Good luck.


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209,957 AT 20: I liked everyone.

AT 40: I hated everyone.

AT 60: I like hating everyone.


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209,956 I think no one in the Administration is saying it out loud, but their plan is to get everyone sick. 3% of the population will die, but the economy will recover. That's their logic.

I think their plan is fucked up and immoral. They are leading one out of every 30 Americans to the slaughterhouse and not even telling us.


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209,955 Wish I had a pickle. Like right now I want a cool crisp pickle. But life is so complicated these days. To get a pickle I have to order it on Peapod.com. It takes about a week for the delivery to come. Then I leave the items in quarantine for three days. So yeah, I wish I had a pickle right now, but it won't happen for another 10 days. I feel like the Ingalls family on Little House On The Prairie. When they want something simple, like a new pair of shoes, they order it from the Sears catalogue and six months later it arrives by stagecoach. Our society has reverted back to these old ways. All for a pickle.


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209,954 I'm embarrassed to be divorced. It's like a big tattoo on my forehead telling everyone I failed. Even though she caused it to happen with her infidelity and prima donna view of the world.


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209,953 It has become fashionable to scold people for not wearing a mask. Therefore this week my sister is posting memes telling everyone to wear a mask. Of course she is. If it's fashionable, she's all over it.

Of course, if you scroll a page down in her timeline, she posted pictures last month of the party she hosted at her house where no one is wearing a mask...


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209,952 Jesus! How long does a ban on this site last?


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209,951 I broke up with you. We weren’t right for each other. But sometimes you post a summer pic and I look at that tight ass and remember you riding me... I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel a little twinge of regret. Just for a moment. But an undeniable moment.


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209,950 I am a fairly unassuming guy. 6 foot 1, 185lbs, bald with thick rimmed glasses. I keep in fairly good shape with diet and exercise but if you past me on the street you would never think to yourself "wow that guys in good shape". I'm 34 and married with a baby girl at home. I work in sales for a mining company. I am an easy going guy that likes to laugh and have a good time. There is really nothing special about me on the surface. What you would probably never guess about me is that if you and I fought I would beat you beyond recognition.

I get it. You're an ex marine. An mma fighter. A cop. Whatever. It really doesn't matter. I've seen and heard it all. You don't stand a chance. The 2 friends you brought with you don't stand a chance.

I got beat up when I was little so my dad (a man you would not want to fuck with, even now at 65) brought me down to our basement and taught me how to punch on our 150lbs heavy bag. Over the years he taught me everything you could ever know about fighting another person, fair fight or not. He also taught me that you never go looking for a fight because there is always someone out there tougher than you. Well I was young and dumb and decided to go looking and see if I could find this "guy". Its been 25 years and I have never found him. I stopped looking a long time ago but to this day I have never been taken out.

Nobody other than my parents and a couple of old friends even know I can fight. They just think I'm an average Joe. Which I guess is technically true. My wife knows. I think part of her wants to believe that part of me is gone. But anytime we are out and any kind of shit starts she always walks over to me and grabs my wrist firmly.

I have no desire to fight anymore but a part of me always wonders if that guy is out there somewhere. or maybe I really am the guy. Somebody has to be. So until that day I say its me.




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209,949 Yep, keep pushing to destroy America. It's coming around.  Your stupid attempts to deface Statues (including a Stevie Ray Vaughan Statue???)  is ending, just like CHOP in Seattle ended.


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209,948 In my job, I am required to read and respond to reports. In order to function adequately to keep my job, I have to know and understand what's going on in this company as it pertains to my work.  If I don't read the reports, my ignorance will be glaring because I won't have the answers when questions come up. Then, without question, I would be fired because my job is important to many people and other companies.  So, I wonder, why is okay for the POTUS to ignore reports that have the weight of the whole country, all of us, depending on him?  Is that okay with you?  I am very curious.


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209,947 In my job, I am required to read and respond to reports. In order to function adequately to keep my job, I have to know and understand what's going on in this company as it pertains to my work.  If I don't read the reports, my ignorance will be glaring because I won't have the answers when questions come up. Then, without question, I would be fired because my job is important to many people and other companies.  So, I wonder, why is okay for the POTUS to ignore reports that have the weight of the whole country, all of us, depending on him?  Is that okay with you?  I am very curious.


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209,946 Whenever I read about the key symptoms, I end up having the symptoms. This is why I've stopped reading anything else about the illness. And guess what, I have no more symptoms. It's like a miracle cure. Sometimes too much information is the disease.


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209,945 I feel like my boyfriend is always monitoring and judging me. Its annoying. Ever since the whole quarantine, if I'm doing anything besides working during working hours, he'll be like "What are you doing?" in this incredibly judgey tone. Or "Why are you on your phone right now?" If I tell him what I have going on at work, I'll say like "oh I've got this report due, it'll probably take me all day." And he'll respond with "*that* will take you all day. Why?" I don't get understand the second degree. He doesn't pay me. I make more than him and pay almost all our bills. I feel like he's just projecting. Honestly it always throws me off and makes me feel incredibly sad for some reason. I don't know...


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209,944 I signed up for an online dating service. It was depressing. So many lonely people looking for an emotional connection. I don't think I can do this. Too overwhelming.


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209,943 My wife complains nonstop about my girlfriends.   One is from the Czech Republic and the other from Florida.   I can’t see either of them now.  


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209,942 My wife treats our son very poorly. I don't know what it is with her. She's got it in for him. He's just a kid. She's the adult. I wish she'd act like it.


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209,941 What do you think about while masturbating?


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209,940 I'm going to stay indoors, isolated and alone for the next six months. Meanwhile most everyone I know is now out there living it up.

In January 2021, I will consider re-emerging. I will be pale and probably a little kooky after being alone for so long. I might end up feeling foolish for being so cautious. But then again, I might be the only person still alive.


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209,939 I'm insecure. I admit it. People have told me I'm insecure. My problem is that I don't think people like me. I think they try to avoid me and don't really want to have any interaction with me. Like I don't think friends really want me in their lives.

I decided to tackle the problem. I met with a shrink. In the first session I explained the issue to her. She left a voice mail for me a few days later saying she doesn't want to be my shrink and I should find someone else.

Like you kidding me?


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209,938 She's online complaining there's not enough basil on her gourmet sandwich.

Rich people and their problems. LOL.


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209,937 My ex is now a widow. I am now divorced. Game on.


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209,936 I've found that life is always easier when you tell the truth.


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209,935 I'm actually starting to doubt Democracy.  Interesting where things can lead when a Majority votes.  


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209,934 If I ever see a professional athlete making a personal OR political statement - like this kneeling bullshit - I’ll boycott the entire sport and any money I put into it.

We’re paying to watch you play -  and not for your misinformed, misguided or radical personal opinions that we vehemently disagree with and that financially hurt your entire organization.

Keep kneeling - you will soon be replaced.  


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209,933 I knew a very ill person who filled out a DNR. When he was ultimately rushed to the ER and the doctors asked if he had a DNR I thought about saying I was unaware of such document. Even though I knew perfectly well he had one. I didn't want him to die. I wanted the docs to save him. In the end though I told the truth and he died. Part of me still wishes I had lied to the docs.


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209,932 I've never met my brother's wife. They have been married over 20 years. We are the opposite of a close knit family.


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209,931 My husband just lectured me on the wasteful society we live in and how he really doesn't agree with it. All because I bought a new dress and a small clutch bag for my son's wedding. He is right...I do already have dresses in my closet. He is lucky that the big wedding was cancelled due to covid 19 and it's now a small registry office wedding for just 12 guests instead. Otherwise I might have bought a hat too :-)


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209,930 Why is your boat named Toolie?


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209,929 I am black and grew up in the Buffalo suburbs.  Hell, a stop on the Underground Railroad was just 2 miles from my house in the center of town.  I've been watching Bad Cop videos and racist rants and goddamn.  There are sooooo many Buffalo cops and racist people in Buffalo. Starting to reframe my whole experience there.


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209,928 In my opinion - most regions are under-reporting their COVID numbers due to the i) inability to test - Africa, India, Asia OR ii) under-reporting of known cases - Russia, China, Korea.

By population size, China and India are the hardest hit and likely have 3 or 4 times the COVID cases and deaths of the US.

The numbers coming out of China and Russia are dangerous lies.

Try not to believe everything on the WaPo, NYT, Fox News or the Cabal News Network.


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209,927 I’m not planning on killing myself but if something happened I don’t think I’d fight to stay alive


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209,926 Let's be clear on this. There are two countries where the presidents are downplaying the virus and mocking citizens for wearing a mask.

USA and Brazil.

What two countries now have the most infections?

USA and Brazil.


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209,925 I want to listen to Billie Jean but I don't want the Spotify algorithm thinking I like pedo music.


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209,924 This is all going on with Blacks being only 13% of the Population.


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209,923 S.O. & I have moved in together. We're both divorced, late 40s. All is very good. I see no reason not to marry to be honest.
She has 3 kids, in their 20s. Oldest daughter drops by unannounced often. Shes great. Ordinarily I would hate the pop in visit but I guess I'm changing as I age. I like her visits even if it is sometimes to mooch money.
The secret: I've always been a guy who liked to walk around after a shower undressed. Now, I have to watch it because of the pop in. But sometimes, in the early evening when my S.O. is working late I'll shower and just walk around in a t-shirt & underwear, fully aware of the chance my future step daughter might barge in.
I consider it a fair exchange for the times she sunbathed on our porch in a bikini top and booty-shorts when it was just me at home.
Life is good :)


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209,922 I was potentially exposed. I'm five days into my quarantine period. I'm all alone. It's really weighing down my mindset. I'm trying to distract myself with movies and whatnot. But every hour or so I dwell on what might be. I hate this.


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209,921 Love masturbating.... I love it. But I hate the thought that immediately pops into my head after, "why do I need to do this when I have a husband who should be fucking me nightly"


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209,920 I usually never see TV shows. But I saw two last night back to back. They were on CBS. "The Neighborhood" and "Bob Hearts Abishola".

These were both sitcoms about black people. I was very surprised at what I saw. The plots and dialogue were totally stereotyping black people. The characters spoke ghetto. Lots of "y'all" and "what up". They ate BBQ ribs. They made jokes about how well endowed black men are. It went on and on. Every black cliche was jammed into the story line, perpetuating that black folk are different than white folk.

Why are these shows still on the air? I found it to be foul and demeaning to black people. If other companies are changing the disrespectful names of their products, then I think CBS needs to change there sitcoms. Still employ black actors. But create story lines where they are shown in roles that here-to-fore have been reserved for white actors. Make them doctors and lawyers. Have them work side by side with a white cast so there is no distinctions being made for skin color.

I see what BLM is talking about. Some of the things we do aren't outright racism, but consciously or not we are promoting racial stereotypes and it should stop ASAP.


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209,919 I just want to shout myself out for a second. One year ago, I left a job that I knew was holding me back by keeping me in an entry-level writing role. I asked for more over and over, but they refused to see my growth. So I left and decided to freelance (with no experience whatsoever).

In one year, I've created a successful business for myself. I have 6 (!!!) clients that pay me well, respect me, have good values, and more than anything, they trust me. I beat myself up all the time b/c I'm a procrastinator, and being depressed/functioning through trauma (my father was murdered 6 yrs ago) means that sometimes, I wake up with tears in my eyes and the total inability to get out of bed. It means I BS my way through life a lot more than I'd like — but I'm surviving. I'm here. I'm breathing and I'm making things happen for myself.

One year ago, I almost believed the editor who tried to make me feel like my words weren't good enough. But now, 6 whole ass businesses trust me with their content and praise my work endlessly. Now, I wake up and set my own schedule. Make my own rules. Work with who I want. And I don't have to leave my house and make small talk with a bunch of people who don't care about me.

Today, I am proud. Today, I feel good about myself and all I've been able to create/accomplish/become. I turn 27 in two weeks. I hope my dad would be proud. He was an entrepreneur, too.


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209,918 Today, at the end of a phone interview, I was offered a job. I really want to work. But the job was in an office with 20 co-workers and clients would randomly be coming and going. Not to be a wimp, but this makes me too uncomfortable. A year ago I would have jumped on it. But now, with the virus thing, I'd be nervous all the time. Damn, I really wanted to tell them yes, but I turned the job down.


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209,917 This was a bad year to turn 60. I am just a ball of nerves.


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209,916 I'm of mixed ethnicities - my ancestors came from the UK, Europe and Asia. One side of the family, like so many others, came to America in the 1800s. The other side came in the mid-1600s.

The latter has a rich and interesting history, especially where they expanded West and settled in different states. Some were politicians, and there are areas and even counties with my family name. It's cool to know that my lineage in America goes so far back. Those ancestors fought in every war all the way back to the Revolution.

I can't talk about any of it with anyone outside of family, though. Because they'd ask questions, and inevitably I'd have to admit that those ancestors were also plantation and slave owners. I'm ashamed. I'm sorry.


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209,915 Do women fart? I mean like intentionally? Like when they are alone and they feel the need, do they lift a leg and let loose?


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209,914 I love to eat my girls ass but she doesn’t really like it.. is this a deal breaker or no? Honestly had an ex that loved it so I’m tempted to go back with her because she loved it


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209,913 After I a few close encounter meetings with the covid (+) coworker, I had a fever and then I got a dry cough, funny taste sensations (sweet felt spicy), I got a horrible headache, diarrhea. I never told anyone at work. Just coughed alone in my office. The cough lasted a month.


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209,912 Here is video from last night of Detroit police officers intentionally running over protesters with their police car.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/29/us/detroit-police-car-plows-protesters-trnd/index.html

Like WTF? That's insane!!! As if we needed anymore proof that cops are out of control. I'd go so far as to say they are mentally ill. Get rid of them now!!!!!!!!!!!!! And file charges against them!!!!!!!! If I ran people over with my car you could be sure I'd get arrested. How come these cops are not behind bars and off the streets!!!!!!!!!


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209,911 I'm waiting to see if this Christmas toy dolls will have a new fashion accessory - a mask. How sad.


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209,910 I went for a hike today in the forest. I got lost. No problem, I had my iphone. I turned on the map function. Amazing how quickly that app drains the battery. In about half an hour my battery died. There I was alone in the woods, no usable phone, still lost and it was getting dark. I eventually saw the light from a house in the distance. I made my way over there, found a road, and managed to get back to my car about a mile away. I feel like a fool. I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone.


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209,909 Julie, I want to have sex with you


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209,908 A family member has spent today puking. This is after going to a restaurant 5 days ago....

I'm waiting and watching and praying.


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209,907 My manager just asked me to come visit her at work because she is bored, yet she refuses to tell me that I most likely won't be coming back..


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209,906 I complained about work as much as most people do, but every single night I came home and thanked God for my job because it saved my life.
I'm scared I'm going to die now without it.


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209,904 I was going to retire this summer, sell my house and move to Florida. This has been the plan for years. Fuck it all, but there's nothing safe about moving to Florida at the moment. Looks like I'll be stuck in the dreary cold mid-west for another year. I know there are worse things. People are getting sick and dying. Prayers to them and their families. But I was truly looking forward to leaving this place and enjoying my life for a change. Now it is on indefinitely hold. FML.


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209,903 Why do some people always need to act like an expert on a topic? It's very annoying. I know a woman like this. She proclaims herself to be an expert on many things, child rearing for example. Okay, but her kids and nothing special at all. In fact a few are very dis-likable. Still she wants to be seen as the expert and constantly tells the rest of us how to raise our kids.

Then she decided she's an expert on the stock market. More lectures from her. Then she became an expert on sewing. Then an expert on politics. Then she knows what books to read. Then she started swimming, so yea, now she's an expert on swimming. During this crisis, she has become the expert on making soup. Whatever topic is current, presto change-o she's the new expert. I wish I could get her out of my life but she is related to me. Ug.


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209,902 States are shutting down again. We are proving re-opening doesn't work. It could work. It worked in China. But it won't work here because arrogant Americas are out there partying. They are so dumb. More importantly, they are killing the rest of us and any chance we had for medical, social, and economic recovery. People are shits. Some of them anyway.


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209,901 Words with Friends is an escape for me. It’s a place to relax, enjoy my coffee, play some Scrabble and listen to a podcast.

I mute conversations on there, I don’t want to have to be “on” right now.. this is my chill time. Also, an observation, it’s only men that message me. When they get muted, they end up resigning. I want to play the game, only. I’m not on here networking or trying to meet men.


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209,900 New plan: whenever my in-laws start talking shit about people who aren't present, I'm just going to wander off and do yard work.  I really don't care to be involved in the "Did you hear what X said to Y about Z??" round-robin bitchery.  My mother once told me that anyone who will gossip to you will gossip about you.  I am certain that they will begin saying stuff like "C's husband is so rude, he walked away right in the middle of a conversation!"  I don't care.  I would rather be uniformly low-grade rude than two-faced.


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209,898 I’ve been fucking my sister in law.


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209,897 The happiest part of my day is when I lay my phone on it’s side and watch YouTube until I fall asleep. Thank you mark Zuckerberg for the drug


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209,896 It's embarrassing to be dumped. Shesh.


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209,895 What satisfies your core?


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209,894 I want to fuck him, but I’m afraid to be fully naked in front of anyone.
I don’t have the body I did 15 years ago when I last slept with this person.
I’m not overweight or out of shape. But I’ve had kids. I have breastfed. I have stretch marks and although I shouldn’t feel ashamed of my body, I do.
I’m 118 pounds @ 5 ft 6 inches and i have small breasts and big nipples and ugh...sex feels scary to me now.
How do you even enjoy it when you’re constantly worried about how imperfect your body is?
How do you ever have sex again?


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209,893 Life will be fine, Just . Don't. Fight ME!



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209,892 A while back I was talking with one of my female friends about hookups. I said that hooking up with someone usually takes a bit of work. Dress nice, flirt a bit, be sexual but not creepy, intelligent but not arrogant, funny but not a goofball, that kind of thing. It’s pretty difficult.

She laughed and said that whenever she wants to sleep with someone she goes to a party and takes her top off so she’s just in a bra. Then she picks the hottest guy who approaches her.

Hmm. New goal; I want to be so ripped that I can just pick and choose.


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209,891 Two things about farts.

a] They smell not so good.
b] They make the rudest noise.

I need someone to invent fart spigot. A device I can insert up my behind. When I feel the need to fart I can open the valve and the gas would be released with since there are no fleshy flaps, there would be no rude sound. Only A gentle imperceptible hiss.

The nozzle of the spigot could come with a carbon filter. The gas would pass through this filter and thus, no smell.

Could someone please make this for me.


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209,890 People get so torn up over love lost. Keep in mind there is always another fish in the sea.


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209,889 today is your birthday, and also your sober anniversary. i wish i could just love you and fuck you again, i'm so proud of you


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209,888 Why are the washer and dryer usually always in the basement? Why aren't they in the bedroom closet, you know, where you take off your dirty clothes? It's also where you bring your clothes once they are clean. Wouldn't it make more sense to put the washer and dryer right there?


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209,887 I spotted this really beautiful wedding dress. It was actually hanging in a goodwill and looks a little out of place. It is exactly the kind of dress I would choose if given any choice. Noticed it had a really long train and so I unfurled it. Then I stood there just staring at it for a couple mins. Realized my face felt red hot and my eyes were about to spill over onto my face. That feeling, knowing that that dress would never be something you would ever see me in...it was just so speaking to me. But you wont. Why is my fave and throat and chest burning hot? Is that shame? Grief? Idk. All I know is that no one will ever see me like that and be speechless at how beautiful I am to them that second. More importantly, YOU NEVER WILL. Because this kind of thing is meant for
Women that are wanted. Not me. You don’t love me. I’m not sure I’m ever gonna be okay again. Every time I wake up I’m already just ready to die.  


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209,886 The train won't come out of the station...


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209,885 It's kind of gross that a sweater is so named because it makes you sweat. Like ew. Wear this item and you sweat and get stinky.


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209,884 I never do anything bad. I'm not gloating. I'm saying I try to be a good person all the time. There are times though I have bad thoughts. Like lustful thoughts. I've been wondering if God can read my thoughts. I know he can see my actions and hear my words because it's all done in plain view. But can God read my mind?


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209,883 My girlfriend is condescending. I am actually not sure if she knows it. She knows she’s flawed and that’s because we’ve been through many arguments and she admits it. One thing which makes me wonder if we could ultimately be together is this thing she does naturally where she can’t make sense of something and demands that other people fix it or she calls them dumb. This is what I mean by her being condescending. I love her very much and have had many opportunities to leave this person. I ask myself why I haven’t yet? I think because I know this person loves me— but why can’t I help arguing back? And telling her she’s being condescending every single time? It’s like she walks around with a chip on her shoulder and I somehow feel compelled to point it out to her when it comes too close to me. I don’t know what needs to change. I doubt we’ll break up. Maybe we need couples therapy- but how does one react to someone being so condescending? Regardless of “ needing therapy” it’s still something I want to vent about. Why do people do these crazy things like go into a resturant and be disturbed at their menu— walking into a random japanese resturant and demanding a “ couple of rolls” when the resturant could be high end and tasting menu style ? I have literally seen people walk in to a resturant and ask for things they didn’t have and insist that the resturant should be what they expected. In personal relationships, not only does it require effort to appease the complainer ( while Others are assuming you’re being lazy)  but it also trashes all one has built up and done. It’s easy to think “ well that person doesn’t appreciate me”, but that’s actually untrue. They continue to want what you have, food or love. It seems like something intense but trust me when I say there’s tons of people like this.


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209,882 I have a friend who is planning on hosting a party. He sent out a message asking everyone if it should be mask required or no mask required. I wouldn't go either way. But I'm surprised how many people commented back that it should be no mask required.


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209,881 I have seen things like chairs and tables being thrown out in front of other people's houses and I stopped my car and took the items home with me. People throw away perfectly useable stuff.


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209,880 Man here. I was once catcalled by a carful of women. It was late, I was walking home after third shift, and this car at a red light rolled down its windows and the women inside started going “hey, baby” at me - making obscene hand gestures, talking about how sexy I was, how they wanted to see my cock, etc. The light changed and they drove off.

I’m a pretty average-looking guy. Tall, but otherwise nothing special. It’s still the only time I’ve ever been catcalled. I know it’s supposed to make me feel violated and hurt but it felt (and still feels) really, really good. Like “damn, okay, I guess I got something.” I’ve asked my friends and none of them have ever had anything similar happen to them. It makes me feel special, in a way. Whenever I’m feeling down about my appearance I’ll think about that night and feel better for a bit.



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209,879 I love how the tv show Watchmen handles white supremacists

- mixed native american/ white woman.



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209,878 Oddly, I find myself agreeing with NASCAR fans. If you stop NASCAR fans from flying the Confederate flag today, then some other org might stop people from flying the LBGQT flag tomorrow. Freedom means freedom for all, not just the people you agree with.



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209,877 Please. Spare us the whole “I’m coming back to Christ!” routine. We all know you went off to college, dated around, discovered you really, REALLY liked sex, and spent two years sleeping with as many people as you could. There’s nothing wrong with that. Truly, there’s not, and I feel bad that you think there’s something you need to apologize for. There isn’t. You don’t need to make a public announcement about how you’ve changed your ways. You’re setting yourself up to fail. Once you acknowledge that part of yourself you can never shut it off. Plus, I don’t think Christ cares about how many people you’ve slept with. You’re worrying over nothing. It’s okay. Accept yourself.



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209,876 You will never let me in, even when I’m banging on the doors trying to get through...i wish you’d just be honest with yourself. You still have a wall after we lost our baby...why?



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209,875 I was bitten by a mosquito. Now I'm growing overly concerned if a mosquito can infect me with covid.




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209,874 My wife has a great body, but an unattractive face. There, I said it.



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209,873 I'm so very lonely.


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209,872 I find older women get too obsessed about their pets.


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209,871 I love my cousin. Too bad she's my cousin. I could never mess around with her.


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209,870 I once woke up on the side of the road after a night of heavy drinking. It was many years ago. In a sense I'm lucky I veered off the road into a ditch. It could have been so much worse. It marked the last time I ever drank alcohol.


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209,869 The meek inherit nothing.


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209,868 Happy birthday. I drank a toast to you at midnight like I said I would. I hope you have a wonderful day.
x


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209,867 I regret my marriage failed and I'm divorced. But I'm not sure what I could have done differently. I bent as much as I could. But my partner used me. I could not give anymore. As soon as I made this clear, my partner wanted a divorce. Whoa to the next person my partner fleeces in marriage.


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209,866 The older I get, the more I talk to myself.


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209,865 I like the smell of Purell. It would be a good scent for a deodorant.


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209,864 Read this today:

The virus can travel 6 feet, but not an inch further. It can live on all surfaces except anything delivered by Amazon. The virus does not exist in Target, Walmart, Home Depot, gyms, barbers or any food stores. The virus does not infect you if you are protesting, rioting or looting. The virus does exist in bars and restaurants, but it doesn't exist on take-out food.

Hope this helps.


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209,863 Two things about Trump today. He's pushing harder than ever to get rid of Obamacare. During an ever worsening pandemic he wants to take away healthcare for tens of millions of people. I've never heard of anything so absurd. The man is malignant.

The other thing, he's golfing today. Like you kidding me? Record high number of new cases today and Trump is out golfing.

I'm sorry everyone. I admit I voted for him. I was very wrong to do so. Never again.


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209,862 If I was a death row inmate, I'd take my own life. Waiting for death seems so much worse than death itself. I'd take my own life and be done with it already. Granted, I'm not a death row inmate, and I don't want to die. But if I was in that situation, I think facing your fears headon is less painful than waiting helplessly for the inevitable.


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209,861 I had to touch the button to open the automatic door in the hospital the other day. Stuff of nightmares. There was free Purell right there. I used it three times in a row. But still. Scares the bejesus out of me.


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209,860 I have four thick fleece blankets on my bed. I love it. They are so heavy that when I climb under, it feels like a guy is on top of me fucking.


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209,859 I had an interaction with a police officer the other day. I was disappointed with her brusque attitude. She was adversarial and unkind. It was so unnecessary on her part. I'm not a bad person. I didn't do anything wrong. I see why police are getting a bad rap. It's because they behave like jerks.


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209,858 I don't get how dating is supposed to work anymore. You can meet someone. You can talk six feet apart. But can you really have sex on the third date? Is that wise? You don't know who they have been hanging with. You don't know if they are carrying the virus.

But suppose you do have sex, then what? It's like both of you have to agree to be dedicated to each other. No breaking the social distance rules anywhere else in your life.

That's not feasible. You can't commit 100% to someone after the third date!


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209,857 I once missed an entire night of sleep. I woke up one morning at my usual time of about 8:00 AM. Went about my day. At night time I wasn't tired. I amused myself surfing the web. By 3:00 AM I thought it was strange I wasn't tired, but no big deal.

When the sun came up I was left scratching my head. I had breakfast. I went about my day like normal. Still not tired at all. Had a nice dinner. Watched Netflix.

At 1:00 AM, I still wasn't tired but thought I'd try to sleep anyway. It worked. I woke up 8 hours later at 9:00 in the morning. There were no after affects. I wasn't wiped out from missing a whole night of sleep.

I wish I knew what caused it. If I could bottle it and sell, I'd be rich.


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209,856 I lost six more pounds this month. I wasn't even trying.


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209,855 I'm all alone. If I get sick, I guess I'll sit here all by my lonesome and sweat it out. If I die, if that's my fate, well then I die. This doesn't make me happy by the way, I'm just saying. I could be one of those stories you read about sometimes where the recluse hasn't been seen for ten years. Some neighborhood kids break into his house and for the first time people realize he died a long time ago and no one noticed or cared. This could be me.



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209,854 I don't care if my wife looks at my phone or my computer. I don't have passwords on them. I don't care if she opens my bank statements. I don't care if I'm on the phone and she comes in the room. I don't care if she scrutinizes every call listed on the phone bill. When she asks where I've been, I tell her exactly what stores I was at, and if I ran into anyone. I don't mind. Why would I mind? I'm not doing anything wrong. Of course not. I'm married. It would never occur to me do something shady behind my wife's back. She's my wife. I love her. I would never jeopardize our marriage. I've been this way for all 8 years we've been together.

By contrast, my wife does have passwords on all her devices. If she's gone for a long time and I ask where's she's been, she says, "Out." Whenever she's on the phone and I walk in the room, she puts her hand over the mouthpiece and asks me to leave. She often makes calls from the basement, or in the garage. Sometimes I'll see her sitting in her car in driveway talking on the phone.

She's very consumed with protecting her privacy. I'm not sure if this is her nature. Or if there is a bigger issue going on here. With that in mind, I'm thinking of looking at the phone records. I read here how most everyone thinks spying on your spouse is frowned upon. I get it. But in this case do you think it would be acceptable?




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209,853 Man! Last night I helped myself to a large brownie square and a glass of milk. It tasted weird. Something was wrong. I ended up tossing the brownie out. Damn, what a shame.

This morning I made coffee. I took a sip. It tasted off.  What's the connection?

The milk.

I tasted the milk by itself. Yep, there's something wrong. It doesn't taste sour per se, but just really chemically or something.

Which means ... dammit to hell, I threw out a perfectly good brownie!


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209,852 It should be illegal to make pants without pockets. I'm talking about men's pants. I bought a pair. It didn't occur to me to check if they had pockets. These are useless. I might as well throw them out now.


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209,851 I feel like my life is collapsing. I don’t have anyone who I can tell everything I’m feeling and experiencing...so I’m just going to dump everything here just to get it off my chest. It really hurt that my therapist has ghosted me. I feel like my problems aren’t real problems. If I can’t even pay a therapist to listen to me, how can I have enough nerve to ask my family or friends to listen to me? So I’ve kept it all in because I don’t want to burden anyone.

My relationships have all failed, and I can’t seem to find someone because I don’t want to settle for someone who I’m not thrilled to be with. My friends and family all wonder how a woman like me could still be single. They ponder over all my good qualities and constantly say any man would be lucky to have me. I think they’re trying to make me feel better, but honestly it just makes me feel even worse. I have no one to make life goals with, no one to share experiences with, no one to share my life with. I never wanted to live my life alone. But here I am. I am the last of my siblings and immediate cousins who isn’t married, so it makes family gatherings kind of awkward and sad when everyone is there with their spouse. A friend’s spouse told me that men aren’t looking for single women in their early 30s because they assume 30+ single women are damaged goods. If I were in a better place emotionally, I would have blown it off. But with how I’ve feeling this year, this comment broke me. I’ve accepted I’m not going to find someone. I’ve stopped trying. But it doesn’t make it hurt less.

I feel depressed because there is nothing happening in my life. No relationship, no dating, and the pandemic has put an indefinite stop to my social life. I graduated with my master’s degree last year and my family came to my ceremony, but I will probably not have any more big milestone events in my life again. My siblings are getting married and having kids and it’s all very exciting for them,  and in the craziness of wedding and baby preparations, I feel my family has kind of forgotten about me. They call me to talk about new babies or weddings. I don’t remember the last time someone asked me how I am. I don’t want to take away from the excitement of this time for them by talking about how I’m feeling, so I keep my mouth closed.

My life is so uneventful that I just don’t have much to talk about anymore. It’s exhausting to keep up the appearance that I’m happy. I don’t have any will to post my normal jokes or discussions on social media anymore. It’s been almost 2 weeks and only one of my friends has checked in on me. A lot of my friends act like they’re “woke” about mental health and always post about how the saddest people are the ones who look the happiest and everyone should be checked on even if they seem happy. I wish they saw me. I’d never openly admit that I want my loved ones’ attention and love as much as I do right now because it feels deeply embarrassing to me to ask for that.

This is probably one of the worst episodes of depression I’ve gone through, mostly because it seems like so much of it isn’t “just in my mind.” I’m behind in life and feel so alone, and I’ve been so mean to myself. I know eventually some of it will pass, and I’ll stop being so mean to myself. But even after the depression passes, the loneliness and sense of emptiness will probably still be there. I can’t tell if I’m deeply depressed or if this is just all me having a huge pity party for myself, so I keep it to myself so I can at least hang on to my pride. I’m kind of embarrassed to confess this all here, but at least there’s anonymity...



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209,850 Wow, Nick. I just finished writing you this last secret. I hit
Submit, then you texted me FINALLY.  Sometimes I can’t help  but think there has to be some kind of unseen psychic shit at work in the universe. Ignore me for days on end then contact me at the exact moment my heart calls out to you. Just keep talking to me one way or another. I truly do love you.


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209,849 I don’t understand you, Nick.  You know damn well how hard it is to parent completely alone and abandoned. But still you’re gonna make me do the same when you are perfectly capable of stepping up.  I’ve never done anything terrible
To you, NOTHING. But, this; what you’re doing to me and our daughter...it is terrible. I wish you could truly understand how broken this heart is. I wish you could understand why it’s not at all a good idea to leave meTo myself and to deal with pregnancy alone. I’m doing very badly. I’d tell you but all you’ll do is judge me. I need your help, not Your disdain. I need you to help me with this and all you’ll do is ignore and mope and say it’s my fault. Stop being this way. You don’t know how much harm you’re really doing by doing this.



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209,848 [Data corruption. Recovery in progress. Missing secrets will come back.]


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209,847 I went back to see my old garden at our old place. The little tree has gotten so big. The garden was full of weeds. The mock orange has been obviously dead for many years but no one bothered to clean it up so it stands there like a skeleton. The only thing left were the orange day lilies, the tree and some hostas. You would think they would try to do something nice with it. It was so nice when we lived there. It's gone to shit. Sad really. They use our patio. You'd think they would something nice to look at.


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209,846 I had a dedwedr3433434rrream last night where a group of half a dozen good friends got together, pewddddededeoured gasoline on the carp3rr4343434etw, lai4r4d down, and set themselves on wedfire.

deweI was shocked they all killed themselves. How crazy!
But then I felt emotionally hurt because they didn't invite me to join them. Was I not a good enough friend to come to the h64947859034party?

This conflict battled in my head rr4rr90wlrjruntil I woke up th2222is morning.)))))x((((&*


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209,845 My 74 yr old MIL has great legs.


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209,844 So my 22 year old daughter is moving with me during her college summer break. I pretty much let her come and go as she pleases. A girl friend of hers (21 also) again she her mother’s wishes, sneaks out her parent’s house through a window at 2AM . Only to sneak back in undetected hours later. I find it so incredibly deceitful and Incredibly  dangerous. Of this young women is this deceptive  and Untrust worthy you her own parents she can’t bea trusted individual in my house.

I considering tell her mother of her sneaking out


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209,843 We have turned. Summer solstice was yesterday and now the days get shorter.  This is how I measure the years now. Winter and summer solstice.


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209,842 No one seems to cheat on their spouse anymore.


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209,841 The second "Mayor" Dirken said 'summer of love', all I could think was "how long until another Manson family is born of this petulance?

I'm no longer from Seattle,  I identify as being from "Elsewhere" .

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209,840 My father in law died very unexpectedly today. He was 79. I have known him 37 years. The first 27 were golden. Literally golden. But as the gold wore off he did not age well. I kept getting my feelings hurt by his outbursts and last year decided I was 53 and just did not want to end up crying after having another hateful insult hurled at me from nowhere again. I wish it could've been different. My husband stayed in contact the whole time, many times at my urging. But his Dad never did the calling. Had my husband not reached out, we would not have heard from him for two years. That is a shame because no one had a better father in law at one time. and as a "boyfriend's father" he was damn near perfect. I grew up in a less wealthy, more conservative family and he showed me SO much I had never seen before on his dime. I am going to try to pretend the last year has disappeared and forget it. Thanks for listening.


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209,839 I know a girl named Micheal and a girl named Allen. I think its entirely sexy to give girls guy names.


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209,838 OK, wait, the protesters in San Francisco knocked down a statue of Ulysses S. Grant?

Um... wasn't he the guy who beat the Confederacy and helped free the salves? Meaning he was one of the good guys.

In other words, the protesters are just destroying everything...

Next they will be burning images of Mother Theresa.



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209,837 So I guess it's sexist to stare at these girls wearing shorts halfway up their ass.


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209,836 My credit card bill is usually about 5 or 6 thousand a month. These last few months though it's about 1 thousand. I'm only spending money of grocery deliveries. No eating out, no clothes shopping, no entertainment.

With all this in mind, I'm questioning how the stock market has basically recovered. I'm probably a typical consumer, and I'm not consuming anymore. There's no way company earnings will be good.


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209,834 My wife is adamantly against sex. As soon as I start to suggest it, she shuts me down.

But something I've noticed. If she sees me with an erection, her eyes will get wide and she'll say something like, "Here, let me help you with that." Then we have sex.

Bizarre. Asking for sex gets me nowhere. But seeing an erection triggers something primordial in her brain and she is all over it.




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209,833 Another day idly locked inside. Wait, remind me, what is the point of life these days? Time is ticking by. I can't believe it's been almost four months already. What exactly are we waiting for? The vaccine due out in a year? Another 12 months of lock down? Crazy! We are just supposed to throw a year in the trash and wait?


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209,832 When someone sends me a friend request on Facebook, and I'm online at that moment and could easily accept, I don't. I don't want to look too eager. So I want a few hours before accepting the friend request.


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209,831 When I hear a low flying plane, part of me wants to brace for impact.


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209,830 I had to explain the situation to my teenage son. Now he must choose to either live with me, or his mother. I hate how he is being forced into choosing.


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209,829 Tell me the time for Confederate General Statues is in the past and they should come down and be preserved in museums. I will agree with you. I see that point and agree with to it.

Go out and pull then down, smash them up and deface them in other ways. Sorry you’ve lost me. I not agree with that.



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209,828 This is terrible to say, but I think the entire country is waiting to see what happens at the Trump Tulsa rally this week. Many are rooting for the virus. I don't blame them.


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209,826 When my wife's phone stops working, it's because I must have tampered with it.... according to her. When she can't log into Netflix... it's because I must have secretly changed the password. When the movie is slow... my fault again. The milk is sour... because I "did something" to it. The mail didn't arrive... because I snuck out and took it from mailbox to hide things from her. My favorite, when her shoes smelled bad... it's because I peed in them.

I'm very tired of being blamed for everything that goes wrong in her life!


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209,825 Only the most selfish would file for divorce during a pandemic. You are breaking a family apart, causing anxiety in the children, creating a housing problem that can only be solved by forcing the father to violate social distancing rules and visiting other homes for rent. What a terrible ordeal to put everyone through. Selfish.



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209,824 I'm trying my best, but I'm still uncomfortable around gay male couples.


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209,823 In this day and age I can't believe people still get married. just watch them after a couple years so frustrated they can't fuck anyone else.


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209,822 My niece and nephew (aged 8 and 10 respectively) are already all over every social media platform and my sister doesn't do dick to monitor their posts, or concern herself with who her kids are talking to online. I don't know about all their accounts, but they both have YouTube channels they post videos to regularly. The boy posts video games he plays, probably no big deal there. But the little girl is posting herself doing gymnastics and dancing and swimming. What's disturbing is how many views her videos have. She has 132 subscribers. I can't see who they are though. I told my sister she needs to be careful, paedos watch this shit. Now we are  fighting, apparently, because I am worried for my niece.


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209,821 Did you ever try to talk to someone with the onset of dementia about their growing illness?

Don't bother. It's pointless. They don't want to hear it. They make endless excuses about why they can't remember things, about why they don't finish sentences, about why a simple 30 second conversation becomes a 10 minute ordeal, about why they answer "no" when they meant to say "yes".

Making it worse, friends try to make the person feel better by saying there is nothing wrong. So dumb. Now it's going to be even harder to convince her to get to a doctor and take meds that could delay the full blown onset of dementia. You are not friends. You are hurting her.  


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209,820 Ha ha, the democrats tried to create fake news saying if Trump loses the election, he will refuse to leave the White House.

But look what's happening. A democrat judge just got fired by the Attorney General, but the judge is refusing to leave the job.

Ha ha ha.


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209,819 We have a long distance relationship. We keep it up through text and the occasional facetime. I prefer text because then you can’t tell when I’m drunk. Like our conversation tonight. I was drunk the whole time. I’m sobered up now but I was drunk the whole time. Thank god you can’t tell. Thank god.


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209,818 If you texted me right now and told me to drop everything and drive to you I would.


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209,817 Why am I so attracted to you? You live on the other side of the world. You wouldn’t have anything to do with me if we lived in the same city. I met you once - once! - three years ago. So why am I so attracted to you? Why?


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209,816 I am such an idiot! What the fuck is wrong with both of us to drive eachother insane ?


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209,815 She only calls me when she needs something.

I know this is true. She uses me.

The real question is, why do I answer the phone? I knowingly let her use me.


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209,814 Today I took a dump that seemed to go on forever. It was like 2 or 3 shits in 1. Honestly, it felt amazing! After I was done my butthole ached a little bit, like a very slight stinging sensation.


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209,812 In my dreams I lick you all day long. You, in the sun. Grasping your thighs. You.


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209,811 God, I love being drunk. I know you’re not supposed to admit it. But I love being drunk.


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209,810 I never should have let her back in my life.


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209,809 As the world reopens, I'm going to have to start putting on deodorant again. Dammit!


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209,808 See the irony. Trump always tried to present himself as the ultimate in elegance. Fancy golf resorts, high end condos with gold faucets. But look what he's left with now. His base of fans live in trailers equipped with outhouses. They eat road kill for dinner. They are missing teeth. They are exactly what Trump was trying not to be. Now they are the only ones left supporting him. I think the Democrats should make sure the price of meth is low in the days leading up to the election. Make it really cheap. Then Trump's fan base will be too stoned to show up and vote.


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209,807 I want to try ketamine, but don't know where to get any.


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209,806 My wife's sister is an awful person. Some people get it and steer clear. Others are too afraid to cross her and get dragged into her vile life and manipulations. I am normally a rational person. But when she dies, which will hopefully be soon, I'm going to pee on her grave.


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209,804 Can someone please stop Trump from holding a rally in Oklahoma next week. This is getting insane. People will die.

I'm beginning to wonder if Trump is insane. There must be a clause somewhere saying he can be pulled from power if he's mentally incompetent.


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209,803 I live in a County where there has been a significant surge in Covid-19 in 20-30 year olds. Health officials attribute the rise is due to bars and clubs opening.

In my home lives my 21 year old daughter, 18 year old son and 12 year old daughter. I have shared with my 21 year old daughter the recent news,my concern for her health and the health of those that live in my home, including myself. I asked her to refrain from going to clubs. She gives ZERO fucks and refused all the while I have been observing social distancing and staying home. I woke up this morning not feeling well and have scheduled a test for Friday night.

I cannot stand my daughter! She is the most selfish human on the planet. I cannot wait till she goes back to college in the Fall. She hinders my emotional and mental well being. Gosh I hate her!

The virus is real but the younger generations dont think so.


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209,802 Wish I didn't have to take any meds. I want my mind back.


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209,801 I sound like my parents and grandparents now!! This World is goin down the shitter!!!!


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209,800 My sister-in-law scares me. There's something not right about her. You know how someone stands too close to your face in a conversation, or speaks too loudly? Or when you innocently greet someone with "Hi, how are you?" and the person thinks you are actually asking and gives a 5 minute response on how they are feeling emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and physically? These are all things my sister-in-law does. She misses social cues. She doesn't get how to interact with people in a chill way. I'm convinced it's like a form of autism. I'm not going to be surprised if one day she stabs someone in the chest with a kitchen knife and when questioned by the police she plainly says, "Well I was finished chopping broccoli and I had to put the knife somewhere and the dishwasher was full, so I stuck the knife in his chest...."

Scary woman.


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209,799 Up until a few years ago I would have sworn there was a ghost living in my house. Out of the corner of my eye I would regularly see a young woman walking down the stairs from the second floor, but when I turned to look directly there was never anyone there. She was a friendly ghost, never haunted us or anything. Figured she just liked to come downstairs some evenings to hang out with me and my wife and kids.

Then I stopped drinking. (I used to drink a LOT.) Now I never see the ghost any more. I miss her.


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209,798 There was a woman I had sex with many years ago... she was a big black woman probably about 450lbs... she liked to squash and dominate me, and we wrestled too. We had fun and we had some amazing sex.

Watching us fuck was like the Kyle and Rhonda scene in road trip... yep I was a skinny but muscular white nerdy guy fucking a big black woman. Unfortunately we drifted apart but I wish I could meet her once more.


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209,797 I’m hoping that after the fast food “incidents” in NYC and Atlanta our hardworking cops pack their own lunch OR watch as their meal is prepared.

Sickening just sickening.  I won’t be going to these “restaurants” - like ever.  


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209,796 “Reverse Racism” -  Is there a “Forward Racism”?  

Who’s doing the forward racism?   Who’s doing the reverse racism?  

Can we have a vote on the top 10 ‘reverse racist’ nations or peoples of all time?

How low will we allow ourselves to go with this inflammatory and meaningless 1984 Orwellian “doublespeak”?  

As soon as the “Racist” bomb is dropped to shut down healthy 1st Amendment debate - the discussion is over - and the person using the ‘R’ Word - has lost all credibility - if they had any to begin with.


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209,794 My wife insists I'm a control freak. This is odd to me because we always do what she wants. If I ever suggest doing something else, she has a tantrum and we do things her way.

The other day when she once again called me a control freak, I asked for an example. She pointed out how I did the laundry. I then folded all the clothes and put them away. I said I do the laundry because she refuses to do it. I never complain about it. I just do it. This makes me a helpful husband, not a control freak.

But she wasn't done yet, here is how I'm a control freak in her view. There were dish towels in the laundry. I folded them too and put them in the kitchen drawer, as always. She saw this and scolded me for folding them the "wrong" way. She wants them folded as squares and not rectangles. She pulled them out and folded them the "right" way.

This is her example of why I am a control freak.

Do you see what I mean? She's the control freak. But she uses empty words to say I'm the one with the negative attribute. I guess it makes her feel better.


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209,793 We may not see football this year.

I am grateful for this and what the future can hold if the rape culture of America falls apart.

Hope.

Mother of daughters.


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209,790 You’re so dumb. Stop listening to Adam Corolla. He’s making you dumber.


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209,788 7am sprinklers when you thought I would be outside fixing the yard. They never go off at 7. That’s why I regularly dunk your toothbrush in the toilet - because you prefer this to real communication. Because your mom and dad are immature idiots that shouldn’t have had children.



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209,786 I’ve read about “ Karen” and I still don’t like it. I think it has done some nice things though. I don’t think “ an eye for an eye”, but sometimes these threats make sense in personal  fights. I think I’m pretty close to a “ Karen”. I don’t think it’s as simple as the stereotype, it never is. Some people, regardless of race, are incredibly angry when something doesn’t go their way. The way they take it out? Well some people do it publicly and some people radiate and interact with their daily activities with anger. There are many many angry people- it’s just that some people have the benefit of the doubt. On top of the race issue, there are also just angry people everywhere. They are angry things don’t go their way, and sometimes there is a “ real reason” to be angry ... however, we don’t have to do things or change things with anger. The anger is poisonous. It scares, it shames people sure.. buts it’s like drinking Clorox to get rid of coronavirus... it’ll get rid of it, but what about your integrity?
My Karen is blind to other people’s woes sometimes. Are they loveable? Yes. Do I think they could benefit from some humility? Sure. For the betterment of everyone else. I will say that when this person wants to get things done, it’s done. If only they could combine their determination with some joy and love . It’s not the dissatisfaction that is bad to feel, it’s the way you treat other people. A lot of people, regardless of what they look like behave in this way. Some people take it on their dear loved ones, some people take it out EVERYBODY ( customer service, chefs, servers, pedestrians). It’s only shame and fear that stop their public behaviors. I’m starting to believe that people who act this way are blind to their dissatisfaction or maybe in denial. I wonder what it’s like to see the world in such a light.

Also the likes right now are mostly me hitting it by accident in order to edit, so no need to get agitated and think people think like this about something. This is more than opinion, it’s just a personal feeling. That’s why it’s here.

I now take a look at my inner Karen. I don’t really think I am one. I might be other things or  be on in ways I don’t know, but I really try to believe that everyone has reasons for doing the things they do and I try not to make assumptions. I think when I am being a Karen, I think other people should be behave the way they do and maybe I am outraged and think I am right in vindication. I’m only wondering this because it’s ultimately brought me suffering. Suffering in my personal relationships. Exhaustion.. like me sleeping on the couch but not sleeping because it’s cold and I saw the other Karen turning on the AC. I have this urge to blame and to call them selfish. What is that going to do? I’m tired. I give up expecting other people in my personal life to do what’s right and instead, I will do what is right to keep myself sane and my blood pressure down. I will be kinder and I will hope that other people become kinder.


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209,785 A few weeks ago I had to take my husband somewhere. There are two ways out of the parking lot, so when we were leaving,  I drove towards the closest exit. He was trying to tell me that the other exit was easier, but since it was early and I'd barely had any coffee, I wasn't understanding what he was saying, and I was already at the first exit anyway. It became an argument, as it always does, because he was trying to force his opinion. Then he says, "Have you ever been with someone who fights you on everything?" I turned to him and said, "YES. YOU. You fight me on everything. But I'm not fighting you on which exit is easier, I just didn't understand what you were saying." He still continued arguing.

About a week later, we had to change the battery on the gun safe. After it was done, he asked, "What's the combination? I said, "It's ****." He said, "No, that's not it." I said, "YES. The combination is ****." Again, he said, "That is not the combination." HMMM well I'm not sure then how I've been able to open the fucking safe with that combo, but go ahead mister. He says, "I would only make it (gesturing  patterns with his fingers) this or this." So I said, "Well the second one comes out to the combination I told you, which is ****. Try it." So he tried it AND HOT DAMN the safe opens. And, as per usual, instead of apologizing, which is absolutely not in his fabric of being, he says his standard "Well I'll be damned." This man fights me on which account a bill comes out of, what a credit card limit is, even which road I'm taking that's a shortcut he doesn't know about. And when he finds out I'm right, it's just, "Well I'll be damned." I don't have to be right. I have no problem whatsoever with admitting that I was mistaken on something. But he HAS to be right all the fucking time. I really wanted to ask him, "Have you ever been with someone who fights you on everything?" but I knew that would enrage him.


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209,782 Years of reading this site have made me never want to get married.


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209,781 I told y’all that I didn’t want to go on the Canada trip because I couldn’t afford it.

I have 45,000 dollars in my bank account. 1,000 more in cash in a shoebox in my closet. It wasn’t the money.

I just didn’t want to be around all of you at once. Especially not abroad. The groupthink is intolerable.


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209,780 Now you’re sending suggestions for our kids playtime through a friend who you’ve cut me off from and now use their account to make suggestions. Get bent. The source wasn’t the issues, you just have dumb ideas. Probably because a teen mom raised you.

I’m leaving you you fucking moron.


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209,774 In my day-to-day, I’m surrounded by people and on conf calls all day long - but - I don’t really have anyone to talk to.   I've also had to push away my best friend - and I miss her every day.  

COVID is deeply impacting my mental health.   How are you all coping with this situation?




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209,773 Sometimes sorry isn't enough. Sometimes there is no coming back. We are at that point. You've said so many terrible things to me and so many terrible things about me to your friends. Why? Because you were mad you didn't get your way, or you were out of coffee, or someone cut you off on the road. I was an easy punching bag for everything in life that annoyed you. I can't be that person for you anymore. I can no longer ignore these hideous things you say about me. It wears me down. It's embarrassing to get together socially with your friends after you falsely told them I hit you. Why would you say such a deceitful thing? Your lies about me are hurtful. I don't want to be near you anymore.


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209,772 I once started chatting with a guy online. He would send me pictures of his wife. I would cum on the pictures, snap a photo of the gooey mess and send it back to him. He would do the same and cum on pictures of my wife. This went on for weeks where we exchanged cum pictures. It was weird. I was getting excited seeing another guy's cum. We discussed the idea of getting together in person and watching each other jack off or possibly even jacking each other off. It never happened. I was a little spooked by the thought. In looking back, I wish I had done it.


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209,771 After losing weight, oddly my dick is larger. Maybe there is more blood available, so whether erect or in a resting state, it's just fuller.


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209,770 I dislike when a guy leisurely leans back on the bed with his hands behind his head. It's like I'm expected to suck him off at that moment. The pose is all wrong. What, he's the king and I'm his whore? I get a very bad vibe from it. To me, making love is supposed to be interactive with two people equally participating in pleasuring each other.


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209,769 Figured out that I was being gaslit. Was not able to make a plan to leave. Instead I baked I plan to gaslight my abuser. I have no emotional growth.


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209,768 If I say anything which contradicts my wife, she won't talk to me for days. I'm so tired of this. Adults are allowed to have different opinions.


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209,767 I don't think I can admit this out loud, but I want to do many sexual things to Kellyanne Conway.


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209,766 When it was good it was the best ever.


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209,760 I lost the love of my life. It's one of the hardest things I've been through. I never want to date again.


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209,758 I thought about reconnecting with you... it's been over 15 years...you tried to add me recently too but I remembered ..

You did a 180 on me and falsely accused me of stalking you... even though I had your messages asking me to come hang out.
You told your boyfriend the same.. which resulted in him showing up at my house.

You had your dad show up at my work with a gun. He came within a millisecond of being shot by the security guard who was an off duty cop.

I'll never know why you did your 180 but I'll never forget it. I had your back and never did you dirty. Fuck you Sam... go fuck yourself and stay away from me.


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209,757 I'm not taking you back Katrina. Sorry... I may visit you to let you know I'm leaving the area for good but that's all the closure I'm gonna give you.


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209,749 Is there a word for when a song writer makes the lyrics so confusing on purpose so you don't know if the songs are about a man or a women? I've been noticing this a lot in old songs. Trying to make people guess their sexual orientation. lol


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209,748 If you come back I will change everything.


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209,747 I can tell when one of your dopey “spying on my wife” plans doesn’t work out because you get all angry at me.

You also get angry when I ask you to do anything for the kids.

You’re a sucky dad. Just like your own dad.


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209,746 When I'm on my hands and knees and a guy is doing my pussy from behind, I feel like I'm a dog and and my sole purpose is to provide a place for him to unload his nuts. It's not a good feeling.


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209,745 I heard the thump when a dog got hit by a car. I heard the man screaming and crying for his dog. It was horrible :(


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209,744 I went running today and on the side of the road there was a box that said "free". Most of it was self help books. I took home 7.


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209,743 I have a female friend who’s on tinder. Really, really fat, smears her face w pounds of makeup, a 5 if we’re being generous. In a week she had over a hundred matches. My male friend is tall, muscular, good-looking guy. He might get two or three matches a day. It makes no sense. No fucking sense.


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209,742 My boyfriend bought me an engagement ring and I found it today. I wish I could say I've been trying to stay away from it, but I really haven't. I've been searching for clues for months and I finally found it!!! I've tried it on and everything. I'm terrible. BUT IM SO EXCITED!!! I can't wait to marry the love of my life!! And now to practice my surprise face...

fuck I kind of ruined it for myself, huh... what if I don't cry now?


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209,741 How I knew my wife was the one. We went on our first date. My car broke down. We had to walk two miles on a dark road. It started to rain. I felt terrible putting her through all that.

Next day I emailed and apologized.

She wrote back, "We were together. I don't remember the rest."

I have loved her ever since.


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209,740 I'm a millionaire, actually a multi millionaire. I hate my wife but only stay married so my kids have one stable parent. I know if I get divorced that my wife will most likely get custody.
So I ponder where I went wrong, how I got here...to be honest I have no clue, a series of seemingly small decisions at the time lead me here.
What I regret most is I didn't take every opportunity to get naked with my HS gf. She has passed away so no going back and making up for lost time.


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209,739 Something is strange about tonight. I can’t sleep because of it. Through my open window, I feel the reassuring, hidden breeze and hear the haunting siren warning that the bridge is lifting. The bridge terrifies me on its own. A giant beast of metal that raises to vertical all at once with its unyielding concrete counterweight. I once saw a truck crushed underneath that counterweight. I was also stopped on the bridge once when the lights and sirens announced that it would be lifting. Remotely controlled. No human to stop it. And even if they could, there would be a great smashing, metal scraping ship inevitably slicing its way through the narrow passage. The ships like rusty monsters so big and industrial, but only tiny, graceful figures in the open water. It’s all terrifying, but fascinating and somehow ethereal like a photograph of train tracks in the mist, where you can almost taste the damp cold. But the sounds from outside are all strangely magnified. I hear a constant, unyielding hum that might be all of the air conditioners, except that tonight carries a chill; the kind you experience when you leave an upscale event after midnight with your feet blistered and uncomfortably cold in your fancy shoes that feel so unlike anything that would ever be associated with who you are. There is a strange high pitched calling that could either be a cat or a child. Common sense would say cat. Experience would remember how often and strangely children’s voices can be heard here in the deepest night.
I know this doesn’t make much sense. Thank you for listening.


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209,738 Headline:

"Police Officers Across The US Are Quitting"

Yay!


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209,737 There's a trend in my town. Pig headed stubborn residents are intentionally posting pictures of themselves not social distancing. They post pics of their children too. They put the pics up to bait the rest of us. They are daring us to say something about wearing masks. Then they pounce and use words like pussy and coward. In these last few days we've learned not to say anything. Foolish people. I just want them to be safe but they don't want to be safe. Not only that, they are trolling us and looking for a fight. I give up.


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209,736 I'll tell you another thing he does. He's been making Kraft Mac and Cheese for lunch every day for weeks. He's made it dozens of times and every time he reads the directions on the box. EVERY TIME! How hard is it to remember to boil the water and throw in the cheese. He's a dope.


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209,735 My husband mispronounces words. It's cringe worthy. He tries to sound smart. Big backfire.


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209,734 Oh gawd! My son came into my bedroom and asked to borrow the car. He spoke to me for a few minutes. Afterwards I realized my vibrator was sitting on the bedside table. Maybe he didn't see it? Maybe??????????


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209,733 I'll tell something entirely embarrassing. I was on a 12 hour drive. I had to take a leak. No way I was going to a public restroom during this virus thing. I got off the highway in a woodsy area, pulled over, got out of the car, and pulled it out. I'm a guy. We do this all the time. I started to pee. I decided to fart. Except a fart didn't come out. Something else did. It oozed between my ass cheeks. Like what the hell. What was I supposed to do now? I tried to quickly take my underwear and pants off, but too late. The damage had been done. I had a few napkins in the car, but not enough to be thorough. Then I had to scrap off my underwear as best I could and put them back on because I couldn't let my bare bottom smear into the car seat. I was wearing khaki colored pants and was terrified it would soak all the way through and when I arrived at my destination it would be visible to everyone. It didn't, so I was a little lucky there. It's a little funny now, but man oh man what a horrific problem.


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209,732 I could see in the phone records that after last time my wife and I made love, she called a divorce lawyer. I'm not kidding. Ever wonder if you are bad in bed? Well the golden buzzer of bad in bed is when the woman immediately calls a divorce lawyer....




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209,731 I shaved my head today and bought a wig. Fuck all these people who will see it and ask me if I had a nervous breakdown like Britney Spears.  All these opinions about my buzz cut are going to stres— wait, that’s right. Yalls  fucking opinions don’t stress me out. Have fun spending 45 minutes with your flatiron and questioning MY mental strength.


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209,730 Eeek! The employees of Shake Shack allegedly poisoned some milk shakes meant for cops. I don't care if you are for cops or against cops, whatever, but no one should ever eat at Shake Shack again. What if the employees don't like my face, what are they going to do, poison me? There is a trust between customers and restaurants. As soon as a restaurant breaks that trust, it has to be game over for the restaurant. Go away and never come back.


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209,729 I’m not coming back.


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209,728 My wife completely ignores the social distancing rules. She's done it many times. She knows it bothers me. I want all of us including the kids to stay safe. But it's like she purposely ignores the rules as a passiove aggressive dig. She also lies about it. She went out with a group. When she returned I asked if she wore a mask. She said yes. I asked her to show me the mask. She didn't have one. She had lied about wearing one. This might seem trivial in some ways, but not during a pandemic. Am I making too much out of this? Or would you respect your spouse's request to wear a mask so everyone is safe?


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209,727 I'm not sad that you left. You're coming back.


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209,726 I know you'll come back.


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209,725 I hope all of those pretty, young girls on TikTok realize that there are horny old guys jerking off to them.


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209,724 I missed being spanked. My boyfriend thinks it silly and has zero interest in it.


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209,723 When I see people masked up in the grocery store or anyplace that I go..I instantly dislike those people. Its not like I try to feel this way, but it's hard for me to see people that are this ignorant as people that I want to know and instantly want to ignore them,


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209,722 Parents be like: "I totally get it. When I was younger, I used to use logic and reasoning too."


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209,721 I hate people who write “fricking” or “darn” on anonymous Internet forums. Come on. This is a fan forum for obscure pop artists. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT IF YOU CURSE.


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209,720 Thanks to you breaking up with me I've been having panic attacks. I hope you're happy.


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209,719 I came in my wife's pussy the other day. We haven't done it in years. The upside of being shuttered indoors.



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209,718 Any chances of me having any sort of happiness is less than zero at this point.


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209,717 Check out Lisa Alexander of LaFace Skincare.

This is exactly the point Black Lives Matter is trying to make.

The story is here:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/white-couple-calls-cops-man-161134752.html

The video of her behavior is here:

pic.twitter.com/rOpHvKVwgP


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209,716 Here's the latest view from my town (Yes, it's New Jersey). Sorry, but this is total insanity. Look at all those people!!!! Do you see any masks? I don't. New Jersey was devastated with infections. Now we pretend it's over.

Yo, it ain't over!!!




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209,715 A "friend" once came into my house and the first thing she said was, "Ew, it stinks in here."

Please don't do that. Don't ever say something so insulting when coming into a person's house. It sill hurts my feelings.


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209,714 Something I've noticed with women. They have a secret trump card they pull out when things aren't going their way.

An example: A neighbor woman wasn't watching her children. They were playing in the road. There is a blind curve right there. I happened to be down there getting my mail as a car came around the curve and had to come to a screeching halt so as not to run over the kids.

The driver, an old lady, was flummoxed. I didn't blame her. After making sure everyone was okay, I took the kids by the hand and led them back to their front door. I matter of factly spoke to their mother and explained what happened.

Well the mother didn't like this. It made her look like an irresponsible parent. She started verbally attacking me. Like what? I'm trying to keep her kids safe. But that didn't matter. Her ego was bruised therefore I must be at fault.

She then called around the neighborhood and explained to the mothers' posse that I almost ran over her kids and then I attacked her and she is scared of me. The moms said she should call the police on me.

Huh? I almost ran over her kids? I was on foot getting my mail from the mailbox. Amazing how the gossips could change that around.

But that's the trump card. When a woman doesn't like something a man says, she can easily make out like she's an innocent damsel in distress and the big scary man threatened her. Everyone will of course come to her aid.

Do you see how unfair it is? I did nothing wrong.

Interesting, this is what I think also happens with minorities. The white woman can take any interaction with a black man and turn it into "that scary black man threatened me."

Women use their stereotypical gentle nature as a weapon to get revenge on any man in their way.


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209,713 Cops did it again. This time they shot  guy in an Atlanta Wendy's.

The cops released the official body came footage - as if it exonerates them. They just don't get it. Yes, the footage shows a guy was drunk. Okay. He was drunk. The fact that the cops allowed that to escalate into the guy getting shot, well that's the problem. Cops, you are terrible at your job if that's the outcome. You don't deserve to carry a badge.


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209,712 Women who post pics on social media with their boobs hanging out MUST know that we guys jerk off to them.

How could they not know that?

In fact, I suspect that many women post pics like that just because they like the idea that a guy is jerking off to them.


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209,711 I want to eat 1100000000 pickles!!


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209,710 Needing space =/= breaking up.


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209,709 Just fucking come back to me. We BOTH know we're meant to be together. This is ridiculous. I will fix everything about myself that is wrong to make it work. You are hurting us BOTH right now. We need to sit down, talk about EVERYTHING that went wrong so we can fix it. I did shit wrong. So did you. We can fix it.

I know you need space. I also need space. I know you need to feel free and not trapped. I feel exactly the same way, and I have said this to you before. Needing space does NOT mean we shouldn't be together. I need space, but I also need you.

Good things are happening to me. And that's great! But I want to share those things with you! It's not the same if I can't can't tell you about it because you're afraid of commitment to your own fucking soulmate.You're ruining both of our lives unnecessarily. This is so fucking stupid. Come back and talk to me.

When you come back, I'll forgive everything if you promise to do better. I hope you can also forgive me for everything if I promise to do better. I also promise to stop being such a fucking loser. I know what I need to fix.

So go have your quarter life crisis or whatever the fuck this is. You're going to come back to me anyway. I'll see you when you come to your senses. I love you.


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209,708 I can't stop crying.


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209,707 Part of me wants you to dump me so I can post naked pictures of myself to the internet.


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209,706 I've been thinking about going to church. Like really going. Like making it part of my daily morning routine. Yes daily. I want to believe in something. I want to hold onto church and religion and God as if it is a life preserver.


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209,705 Towns are firing teachers to save money. Ridiculous. Are we that lacking in humanity that we would fire someone during a deadly pandemic just to save a few bucks? Wow, sickening.


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209,704 Another summertime pool pic on Instagram? Saved! Thank you so much :)


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209,703 I gave myself a haircut with a knife because I can't find the scissors.


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209,702 "You should respect her. She has her own business."

I think what you mean to say is she has her own business cards. She had them printed up for $20. This is different from actually having her own business. She has cards but she's never had a single client.


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209,701 He mopes around all day because I told him its over. He's a baby. I'm hoping he kills himself. No 50 50 divorce split. I get it all.


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209,700 The tale of two people splitting off..one successful and one not so much

We spent several years together.. from high school and a few years onward..In school you always made the honors... I always failed at everything...

We split out to go different ways. We joined the Army and went to different units..You had a good time at officer training school....I got raped in basic training while everyone covered it up...

I never deployed and got medically discharged afterwards... I hopped from job to job always seeming to get laid off.... always on the brink of becoming homeless if another job goes awry no matter how hard I try

You made a successful career in the Army, becoming an officer...doing so much success. ..got married too.

How I wish I could become like you..a winner......Im always the loser...no matter how hard I try to win.

But I hope you still continue to be successful in life. I will hopefully not be a loser anymore.  


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209,699 I've never heard of Juneteenth. Supposedly it has been around for 155 years. I've never seen mention of it ever before. But now it's all over the news this week as if this has been such an important day to all of us over the years. More media baloney.


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209,698 I'm going to add to my post below. This is my last post. Promise. I found the old photo because I was going through my boxes of stuff I've been lugging around forever. I was looking for a rope. I knew there was an old rope in there somewhere. Found it. After I pulled it out of the box I realized I left the rope on the kitchen table all morning. I didn't mean to. But I did and again no one noticed or said anything. I mentioned my house doesnt have high ceilings. But my neighbor's garage does, with rafters too. Signing off.


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209,697 I stumbled across an old photo of me when I was 13. I thought my kids and I could laugh about it. I needed a laugh. I'm really hurting. I sent them the photo in a text. No one responded. Now I'm feeling down more than ever.


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209,696 I'm thinking of moving to Canada within the next 10 years. The people there seem unassuming and chill. I'd love to buy a house on a lake and live a quiet life up there. I don't like what the US has become. We've all just become a pack of hateful, small-minded animals. I don't want to be here anymore.


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209,695 Certain aspects of American life suck right now. Somewhere in the last 20 years, it became a life long sentence to disagree with people, Facebook did some good things but it is also created a scenario where people are bullied into agreeing with eachother. I guess there’s no one culprit or scapegoat but I think that the news panders to hot, 2 dimensional stories and for this, I deeply resent. I value all the reporters who give complex, interesting ways of looking at things but I sadly realized the thought of those around me... ( without being in person and having a conversation geared toward understanding) are just Sometimes kind of echoes of some page Propaganda shit


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209,694 I live in a place with 7 foot ceilings. They are not high enough for me to hang myself. I don't want to do it outside in the woods where a stranger will find me or a coyote will eat me.


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209,693 I'm very childish.


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209,692 What my dad says: "What's your work schedule?"
What he means: What time will you not be home so I can break into your apartment and snoop around?".


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209,691 A few years ago I read a story on Yahoo involving a British soccer team. I have no interest in soccer, but the the story was more of a human interest piece and not really about sports.

Ever since, when I go to Yahoo, I get inundated with British soccer stories. I'm being fed every detail of every game.

Yahoo, I have no interest in soccer or any sports for that matter. And no matter how much I click on the provided link saying I don't want to see those types of stories anymore, it does no good. I still get a dozen stories everyday.

Please stop already!


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209,690 This new woman came to my place of work a few years ago. What struck me about her initially is how physically similar she looked to me. She seemed so familiar, like I knew her from somewhere before. She paced around the lobby of my building on her phone and I understood that she was interviewing at my company. Fast forward a few months, she got the job and we are friends. We are very alike and get along well. We both seem familiar to each other, but after long discussions of where we grew up and went to school, we can't figure out where we ever crossed paths before.

I meet her husband at the annual Christmas party. What struck me about him was how familiar he was to me, like an old boyfriend I had been intimate with before. He is very physically similar to my husband, and again, we all discuss how familiar we feel to each other and the men talk about where they were from and where they went to school to clear it up. But again, there's no history there. We had a great time that night laughing and drinking. Someone even takes a picture of our table, and the couples unknowingly take the same poses. We look like two pairs of twins that married each other. We all talk about getting together again.

On the way home, my husband admits he is weirded out by the whole situation and never wants to hang out with the other couple again. It's uncomfortable to him. They must have felt the same way, because they never initiated a night out either. I think about it sometimes and wonder what the connection between us all was. It's never happened before, or since.


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209,689 You posted a naked pic to your insta story. I screenshotted it. I plan to jerk off to it for the next month. Thank you!


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209,688 I get jealous when my best friend hangs out with other people.


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209,687 The protestors in the Seattle autonomous zone, whoa, it's like the book Animal Farm. They are mugging the people who live there, demanding food and money. Oh, so this is your view of your perfect new Utopia, you steal from your neighbors. You are also the peace loving democrats, but you are have loaded weapons and plan to kill people. Like you couldn't make this stuff up. The animals took over the farm and became something much worse than the original farmers.


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209,686 Boss: " I don't have any money because of being shut down for 2 months due to the coronavirus and I didn't get the loan so I can't pay you"


Same boss 2 weeks later: Buys $1000 video surveillance system because he thinks his employees are stealing from him.

I'm his only employee...



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209,685 My throat hurts =/ why does my throat hurt?! Lord dont do this to a hypochondriac


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209,683 Relationships fall apart because people don't communicate their wants, needs, and feelings. Tell the friggan person.


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209,682 You want to know what's happening here?

The closer Trump is to getting re-elected, the crazier the crazies are going.

Losing to him the first time was bad enough.  Everything about him was ridiculous.  He was orange.  He was rude.  He was completely unpresidential.  A buffoon.  So they hoped the Electoral College would boot him out... but more electors bailed on Hillary Clinton than on Trump.  So they thought "fake news" and "Russia" would get him out.  But people saw right through the Keystone Kops plan, and now the Orange Idiot turned the tables on them.  They laughed and waited for him to fail.  But he supercharged the economy.  So coronavirus was going to destroy his presidency... but it hasn't.

So they've gone crazy.  Burn everything down.  Take us all down with them.  Call us all racist and threaten us.  

If they can't beat him, they'll beat us, too.


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209,681 While being married to him and caring for our kids, I will never experience a meal for me. Everything is for everyone else.

You think only of yourself.

I’m married to a 12 year old that cares more about rides at a park than what his family eats. Because he was raised by a teen mom.

I’m the biggest idiot of all for marrying into this bullshit.

Everything is better when you’re not here. I wish you would leave us for the love of god.


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209,680 "I don't like that song."
..
"You're racist."

um?


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209,679 Even if I do become happy, the fact that I don't get to share that happiness with you is the reason I will never truly be ok.


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209,678 I have no clue how to make real friends. I don't know if my old friends want me around or not :(  I'm so sad.


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209,677 If she says she needs just a minute and then we can go, what she really means is we can leave in another hour or two.


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209,676 We went through three months of hell where I live. Thankfully things have gotten so much better recently. Applause to everyone for heeding the wanings and staying inside. I think it is only a lull though. There is a 2nd wave coming. How could there not be? As everything re-opens, without a cure, hell part two will begin.

I'm using this window to move. I going hundreds of miles away to a small house in the countryside. I don't even know if there's internet, which might be for the best. So good bye all and good luck.


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209,675 Sneaky sneaky. Always warping words and trying to control situations. How small you must feel to strive for that.


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209,674 Seeing all these calls for the re-naming of the Army forts named after the Confederate Generals makes me laugh.  There is substantial irony here no one is seeing. THEY WERE ALL DEMOCRATS

In the 1830’s, 1840’s, and 1850’s it was the Southern Democrats that fought for States right, and the right to own the property of slaves.  After the Civil War is was the Democrats that started the KKK.  It was the Southern Democrats that had the hanging parties.

I’m sure most here want to keep this a secret.



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209,673 Alright in response to a comment somebody left below, I'm curious!! The trope of a woman getting off on a washing machine --I'm a woman, I've seen this trope quite often in media, but for real, this seems absolutely ridiculous to me. I see no way this would actually work.

So (ladies only!), have you ever done this? Does it actually work?


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209,672 He’s home today. Guess I’m on the clock. No fun no happiness for three days. Accept it and it won’t make you cry. Protect the kids from him harming them. Just survive until Monday.

I need to get out of this.


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209,671 When I was around four years old, I had a baby sitter. I would guess she was 12 or so.

Sometimes we would go into my parents' bedroom and turn the lights out, and she would lie on the bed and let me unzip her pants and put my hands down them and play with her pussy.

If I knew then what I know now, I would have taken it to the next level and licked her pussy. I am absolutely positive she would have let me.


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209,670 My husband grew up somewhere so racist. I grew up somewhere very diverse. The place we made a life has low racial tension.

Black Lives Matter highlights the divide in our upbringing. I am openly critical of my own upbringing and feel like fixing my racist ideals is a constant work and should be part of a regular self improvement (we should always be evaluating how we treat others).

He grew up in a town where jokes using the “N” word are the norm. They make fun of everyone that’s not white and Protestant. (Yes, they call the Catholics dirty foreign Christians). My own brother in law has said nasty things about Asians.

I’m mixed. Our kids are mixed. I’m doing what I can to keep my kids from ever visiting my in laws in their racist community ever again.

Grandmas - don’t be racist or you might miss out on your grandkids!!!


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209,669 I’ve been in a very lousy mood today.  I found out that my roommate is secretly and sneakily making me move out. My fears were confirmed when he woke me up this morning telling me I need to start putting my things in storage because apparently “he’s not allowed to have a roommate and is about to be getting a home inspection.” Puhleeeeze. It pisses me off that someone I thought was my friend would play these games with me with no reason to think I am a loose cannon or would not handle the news like an adult. Anyway...

     On top of that, I woke to learn that he had allowed someone who dislikes me to go through most of my things supposedly to ready the apartment for this home inspection and get anything prohibited out of the house. I don’t have a habit of owning things considered contraband and it just felt very disrespectful to me to give this chick an all access pass
To my belongings while I slept and couldn’t see any of this. What the fuck. On top of that...

     I realized that my wallet was now nowhere to be found. I was pretty certain I had come home with it and had used it a couple minutes before coming home. Had not left the house all night or since then. I was now, as anyone in this situation would be, very very suspicious. As I slept a girl that I know does not like or respect me was given permission to go through my shit. Now my wallet is missing. With my vehicle title and drivers license inside. And this is apparently during a time I’m being kicked out in a very backhanded way. I was just positive this bitch made my ID and title go bye bye to add insult to injury. I would not even put such a needlessly cruel move past her for a second.

     I got angrier and more desperate to figure this out as the day went on. I kept my suspicions to myself knowing that confronting people would not get my property returned to me or a confession in the event that I was correct anyway. Furthermore, it would result in me being openly ganged up on by the whole group of my roommates friends and they would only start tossing my stuff out immediately as well as painting me as completely crazy and paranoid.  So no confrontation just yet.

     Most importantly...I’m not omniscient and I don’t have all the facts here and I could definitely be wrong about at least some stuff. In that case, that would make me Wrong for sure and throwing out premature accusations if I had in fact NOT been victimized by her. I am aware that I don’t know enough to act yet.

   And boy am I glad I counted to ten and kept my
Cool. My wallet was returned to me a while ago. I managed to drop it out of my handbag as I entered my apartment bldg right after I used it. So I was wrong about that fact at least. I’m glad I was wrong about the wallet, I’d rather have it back than be a good guesser of malfeasance because I’d be imma very bad spot logistically with no way to register the car I just bought. Without my license I would not be smart to drive my unregistered vehicle and could get screwed hard if pulled over. Basically I’d have had to part the car out and still replace my license during a time with very limited DMV access. I’d rather be wrong about this part. I still have the first problem to deal with and I still don’t trust the woman who was allowed to go through my stuff. But this is one less serious setback to deal with at least. My mood is greatly improved because my wallet is back with me and not stolen. Phew.

    Two morals to this story: first, it pays to think before one opens their mouth in anger.  I saved myself a ton of unnecessary drama and hardship just by keeping my thoughts to myself and not just accusing people of stuff. It looked bad, anyone would have likely felt suspicious given the timing of the disturbance of their belongings. But what do you know, I was in fact wrong. Imagine that. Secondly, even if not Involved in the shady activities yourself, it’s probably not the smartest idea to take on a roommate who has a parole officer yet continues to do things they were imprisoned for to begin with.  There’s a reason he’s on parole...because he has built a life around being shady. He can’t be trusted to shoot straight with me no matter how good of a roommate I am to him.  He clearly wants to move someone in who is of use to him in his illegal enterprises and since I am not, it’s simply a business decision to find a way to get me out and he is furthermore not even man enough to do it in an way that alerts me to the need to find a new Place that will work for me.  He has no problem with leaving me homeless just so he can house someone who helps him further his agenda. It’s a good thing I’m smart enough to realize the real deal here so I can go ahead and plan to live elsewhere. That means ill be alright.

      So, consider me as being schooled and having learned my lesson...it could have been a much harder lesson but since I am more levelheaded than I was at a younger age, it will end up being a easier lesson learned. I don’t mind getting older most of the time for this very reason. 25 year old me would have made a fucktastic mess of this situation.


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209,668 I want to facefuck you while you scrabbled at your clit until you came, hard, and shamefully. You, yes, you, my superior. Yes, you. You and you and you.


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209,667 N --- I still smoke. Black and Milds. I only smoke when drunk. So I get drunk as often as I can. Forgive me.


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209,666 My sister has no filters. She contacted me today for the first time in years. This is what she wrote.

"Hey, what's going on. You still married to that idiot?"

There's a reason I cut her out of my life. Same reason she's never been married. No one likes her.


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209,665 I did something very foolish today. I ate a girl's pussy. I have no idea if she has been properly social distancing. My dick made the decision for me. Fuck me. She wasn't sick, so I want to think she's not contagious. Dumb of me. Lesson learned. I hope I have the chance to do better going forward.


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209,664 Drunk again. Loving it. I love how when I'm drunk, I'm not there, and drunk me takes over. I get a few hours of vacation time. It's the best. A mental reset. Keeps me going for the next week.


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209,663 The love of my life left me, and I need supportive comments.


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209,662 I'm not sad, yet I'm bawling my eyes out. It's like I know I'll be sad later, so I'm crying for no reason until then. Psychology side of cavecanum, is there a name for this?


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209,661 At least dead people don't have broken hearts. Wait, yes they do.


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209,660 I wish you knew how much this is hurting me. You threw me away. Because I am trash. That is all I am.


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209,659 You know what? I'll say it. I remember back in high school someone told you that someone else -- a popular, athletic, attractive boy at our school -- saw you naked in your bedroom window. We were eating lunch when she told you. I remember that your entire demeanor immediately changed -- one shoulder dropped, you brushed your hair back, and you thought no one could see it, but you smiled *that* little half-smile. I remember. You tried to flirt with him the rest of the year. You'd wear really, *really* low-cut tank tops, short shorts, the whole "pretend to drop a pencil and pick it up" routine. Yeah, I remember. Is it true you undressed in front of your window night after night after night, just on the off chance he was driving home at the same time? Yeah, I remember. So sorry I don't buy this whole "men are trash" gender studies routine. Sorry I don't buy your little feminist blog. Sorry I don't buy this whole not-sleeping-with-men thing. I remember everything.


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209,658 I feel bad for bad people. Everyone in their life leaves them. I feel bad for people who hurt me because I leave their life.


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209,657 You know it's getting bad when you look at an obituary and think "This could be me." I'm actually jealous of a dead girl because she's dead.


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209,656 There's a maybe 60ish yo white man who posts on our town FB a lot. This is an example of how he writes:

"Well I don't ahgree but I don't run this groupsite. My humble opine-yohn is whomevah postd it mustah known this wuznt bout our skool syst. Now evry1 knows how I loathe our BOE so blieve me ifthis wuz legit I'd xploit it. But I don't cotton tah lies & subterfuge. If I wuz ghonnah bring'em dwn it'd b wid dah truth oinly & nuthin less. Itz mattr of morals/ethikx/fairness. Much as I cai8ntschtandz'em i stil wuldnt spred sumpin wyznt tru, but hey dahtz jyzt me."

What in the holy fuck. The first time I saw a comment of his I thought maybe it was Patois, but it's not. ????


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209,655 Not sure how he could do this to me.


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209,654 There are some children at my daycare who flail around when they get angry or sad. I just let them do it for a couple minutes. I know exactly how they feel but I have to keep it inside. I let them have their fit in a seperate space as long as they're not hurting anyone. Why would I hold them to a higher standard than I hold myself.


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209,653 What's the best way to commit suicide? Something quick and easy.


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209,652 I should've been aborted. First of all, I'm ugly, so that right there should've been the first sign of worthlessness. I am not going to go into specifics, but I have traits that are undesirable. Nothing too serious and I plan on changing it, but even so, I can't be perfect. Second of all, I ruined things with the love of my life. I was insecure, I felt like I didn't deserve love, so I ruined it.  Thirdly, all of my coworkers hate me. I got bullied at my last job too, and when I get a new job, I will also be bullied at that one as well. I guess I'm just one of those people who was meant to be bullied and meant to be alone.


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209,651 I've been with my girlfriend 5 years. I wanna dump her and bang tinder sluts. I'm almost certain I'd regret it and end up lonely. I love her, she's amazing. I wanna do it anyway.


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209,650 My boyfriend broke up with me.


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209,649 When my daughter was three we applied to get her into an exclusive pre-school program on Manhattan's Upper East Side. The headmaster interviewed us and asked how we discipline our daughter. I said I explain why something is wrong to do, and then explain what the right thing would be. He nodded along and seemed to like this answer. My wife chimed in though. She said when our daughter does something wrong, my wife screams and smacks the child. Our daughter wasn't accepted to the school. Or more correctly, my wife wasn't accepted and our daughter not getting in was part of the fallout.


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209,648 I am looking to get revenge. I'm remarkably patient. I have endless monetary resources. Best of all, I have no moral boundaries.


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209,647 As a kid I remember being told only to speak when spoken to. Then no one would speak to me.

It pissed me off back then. It still pisses me off now.


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209,646 Who the fuck yells at a crying baby? Shitty people, that's who!! FUCK YOU KELLY! (names have been changed).


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209,644 “My Secret” is that I'm an asshole.


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209,643 Even though I simply cannot conceive of the time or opportunity to make it happen with the way my life is set up, I want to wrap my body around yours. I want run my tongue all over you. I want rub my fingertips all over your back and shoulders. I want my tongue inside your mouth. I want to suck the saliva off of your tongue. I want us to fuck and fuck and fuck until neither of us can come anymore.

I see people all the time that "I would do" but wouldn't actually.
But you, I want. Not forever, just...a few times! lol


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209,641 My friends like to play games imagining themselves in different times. The Middle Ages, the Victorian era, the age of sail. I feel like I can't play along, because I would have died in childhood at any other time in history.  I guess I could imagine I was healthy, that I wasn't disabled, but then how would I even know it was me?


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209,639 I am a 47 year old white guy, and I live in a small apartment complex, just 5 units. The laundry room is small with only 1 washer and dryer. A couple of years ago, I was getting my laundry out of the dryer when the neighbor came in.

She is a middle aged married Asian and i guess she had just gotten out of the shower because her hair was still damp and she was wearing a night gown. Nothing revealing or improper.

However, as I was getting my clothes out, I noticed that her breathing started to change.  I looked at her and her skin began to flush and her nipples got really hard.  She bent over the washer very slightly and I could tell she was aroused. I knew if I touched her, she would have came instantly.

I wish i could say i bent her over for a quickie, but since this is real life, I took my clothes and left.  I regret not at least chatting with her, because who knows.   And thus began my desire for asians with small tits. Her and the 20 something hipster chick that never wore a bra that would often walk to the laundry wearing a thong and t-shirt.


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209,638 To me drinking and driving is more of an art than a crime.


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209,637 I understand this is new for everyone, and we haven't formally defined the rules of virus etiquette, but if I see you walking towards me, and I cross over to the other side of the street, don't you cross over too. Duh.


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209,636 So, if the offender is a less than perfect citizen it's okay for the police to murder him. Is that what you're saying?


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209,635 When the Gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.  

The BLM people need to pay attention to this old adage. Cut off the police and black deaths will increase dramatically in the minority area’s.



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209,634 I'm not going back to work. No way I'm going back into an office in New York City. No way I'm getting on a subway or train. I am not alone. Many of my co-workers privately tell me they are not going back either. Our lives and the lives of our family members are more important than a big paycheck. If I need money I'll sell my house and downsize. I could mow lawns. I could create content online. I don't know. I'll have to reinvent myself. But I'll do whatever it takes to avoid NYC and an office environment.


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209,633 What you look like when you say "all lives matter":




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209,632 I have blood type O. Less prone to get infected. Yes, finally some good news for me.


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209,631 I don't have a best friend. I really wish I did.


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209,630 Everyday, there’s a story of a perp who’s become a saint. I love it. There are too many racists out there who try to put down the perp. People like that are first class assholes.   

I used to be one of them, but I realizied it’s time to stop playing the part of the problem - and start playing the part of the solution.

If anyone wants to contact me, I'm going to post my IP address so you can look me up.

Separately, I love what Twitter did. They changed Trump's message to fit with their own politics. Great idea.


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209,629 whenever I feel like I'm a part of something, I fall back.


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209,628 Everyday there's another story of cops being assholes. Today's offering, cops watched and did nothing as a man drowned.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/man-drowns-officers-look-without-coming-aid-family-170100605--abc-news-topstories.html

There is no hope for cops. Get rid of all of them.


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209,627 Where are people finding these "Loving, supportive coworkers" I keep reading about on facebook?


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209,626 The nicest bosses always have the most awful employees.


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209,625 In the United States we talk a good game about freedom & equality, but when people (blacks, latinos, non-heteros, etc.) actually stand up and demand their rights we freak out.

Either the law serves everyone or the law serves no one.


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209,624 I've been using Clorox everyday to spray things down. Door handles etc. I mix it with water as per official medical advice. Works pretty well I think.

My wife came to me today and said she wanted to soak a pair of her shorts in Clorox to get them bright white again. I pointed out that we don't have enough left. There is about an inch in the container, meaning I've almost gone through the entire half gallon and I can't find anymore in the stores. I'm trying to make the inch last as  long as possible. I'm afraid the whiteness of her shorts isn't as high a priority as making sure the door handles and countertops are virus-free.

Half an hour later I was in the laundry room. Her shorts were soaking in Clorox. The empty container was on the floor. She used all of it.

This is what life is like with my wife. You have never seen a woman so into herself. The health and safety of everyone else is unimportant compared to the whiteness of her shorts.



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209,623 I think Trump will be the only president in history where there will be no statue of him, no school named after, no presidential library. No reasonable group would dare erect these monuments. And if they did, the structures would be immediately torched.


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209,622 During sex once, I mentioned to my wife how I'd like her to insert her vibrator up my ass.  She did. It was good and memorable sex.

A few months later, during an argument, she brought up how I wanted her to use the vibrator on me. She then accused me of being some kind of gay pervert.

Yep, never share intimate thoughts with a woman. It will be used against you at a later date.


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209,621 I am completely convinced my wife's sister takes steroids. She is a mega gym rat. Her back, shoulder and arm muscles are absurdly large and unnatural looking. She's scary looking. I don't get the appeal.


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209,620 My HS son has a good group of six guy friends. They get together for horror movie nights. They go to football games. The play video games at the various houses. All normal teenager stuff. They are great kids. I've spoken to everyone of them at length over the years. Smart kids, moral kids.

Just one weird thing, which I guess is not weird anymore. One of the guys used to be a girl. She changed her name to that of a boy. She dates girls. But mostly she hangs out with my son's guy friends and they shoot the breeze like any group of guys. Except she's a girl...

It's weird. Except it's not weird. She's a good kid. I like her. Then everyone corrects me and says I like him. Okay, so it's WEIRD and NOT WEIRD and I like HER and HIM. Glad I could clear that up.  


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209,619 I think we should kneel on the neck of the racists. It will be the only way to stop their constant hate.


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209,618 What am I to think when my wife guards her iphone and ipad with her life. She will never me alone in a room with the devices. We'll can be sitting watching TV. She gets up for a snack from the kitchen for all of a minute and she brings both devices with her. I've seen my wife go out for a jog where she takes the iphone with her and she hides the ipad under a chair cushion or locks it in her car. Very suspicious to me.


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209,617 women, please, if you want to have sex with us, just fucking tell us. how the hell am I supposed to decipher a casual glance and a shrug two weeks apart? I’m not going to risk my social reputation and make everyone think I’m a creeper by making the first move based on a smile. you suck at flirting. you don’t want to hear it but you do. know how you suck? BECAUSE LITERALLY NO ONE CAN TELL WHEN YOU’RE FLIRTING. just say “hey want to hook up?” I promise you it’s not that hard


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209,616 When I was a teen, my friends and I would masturbate together, sometimes with porn, sometimes while sharing sex stories, other times with nothing but the mutual joy of getting naked and cumming together.  I miss those times and wish I still had a set of friends that were into this.

42/M


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209,615 A woman from work asked me to go on a blind date with a friend of hers. I had never been on a blind date before, but OK, might be fun.

It wasn't. It was the worst date ever. The woman seemed insanely bitter and angry. I'd try to engage her in conversation. I'd get a one word answer said with a sneer as if I was bothering her terribly by asking her things. Like I said, "I understand you went to Yale?"

She said , "Yep." There was a definite tone to her voice and she shook her head side to side as if I asked the dumbest question ever.

At another point I asked, "Do you enjoy working at Merrill Lynch?"

She responded, "What do you think..." I had no idea what that meant, did she like or not?

It was almost interesting to see as a scientific observation how bitter and difficult she could be. Although my interest only lasted for about 15 minutes, then I had enough.

I asked if she had problem with me because she seemed annoyed with everything I asked.

One word answer, "No."

I thought she's unbelievable.

I said without hesitation, "Well it was nice to meet you. I'm going to be going now." I plunked down $20 on the bar and left. I still don't understand what that was about.


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209,614 my hands are numb, my heart is physically aching and i've never felt that before. i wish i could just send you a message but would you even want one from me now?


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209,613 The recent difficulties are bringing one issue into sharp focus for me.

Eliminate public sector unions!

In a regular company, management and workers both have an incentive to keep the business going.  Labor asks for too much, business can't compete and closes.  Management pushes too hard, labor leaves and business goes under.

Not so with public sector unions(Police, Teachers, Bureaucrats).  Government and labor are really working against the 'deep pockets' of the taxpayer.  Poor performers are tolerated so schools fail and the 'bad apples' among police are ignored or shuffled around.  Whistle-blowers in both professions are ostracized and forced out.

Racist policies and attitudes got us to where we are today but a huuuuge step towards breaking the cycle would be break up the unions.


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209,612 After working year after year of insane hours & balancing a home life (I work in entertainment- backstage): I thought I would go mad staying home. Turns out I love it! I love my family & spending ALL my time with them. The thought of going back to work terrifies me ;(  I


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209,611 Trying to look at the phone calls I made. See the problem?

Millennials strike again!






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209,610 I am freaking craving some affection SOOOOO fucking badly. I think I’m losing my mind. I haven’t been without physical affection this long in my entire adulthood. The things we do for the people we love, but like seriously, this needs to come to an end soon.


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209,609 Someone explain this to me. I used to work with a guy. This guy told me I was fat and that I eat way too much. He told me that I looked like Fat Albert and other cartoon characters. He told me I should lose weight. Then, he would hit on women who were twice my size, and tell them that they are perfect the way they are, and they do need to lose any weight.


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209,608 after years of being a human rights violations watchdog in my country, people who used to look at me like i was wearing a tinfoil hat are finally seeing what i was pointing at. i wish i could be angry at how they treated me and others for so long, how long they sat idly by, but all i feel is relief. thank god the people in my community are turning out to be who i always hoped they were- kind at heart, do not take joy in the pain of others, do not wish to benefit from systems of oppression. all i can say is thank god. thank god, thank god, and praise god.


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209,607 I had an argument with my husband about anal.
Tell me, what couple on fucking earth can argue about anal sex?
What woman actually argues against NOT trying it?
This one.
This is stupid. I asked him why he wasn’t interested, so astutely against it in fact, since he’d admitted he’s tried it before with his ex.
His reaction fucking baffles me.
He claims he did it because she asked for it, and it was “a disaster.” I respond with, “well alright, so the experience was a negative one so you think they’ll all be like that? I understand.”
Some how this turns into me wanting to “own him” by marking this off the checklist, and how I am an asshole and I am manipulating him, and am a liar.
Seriously, what the actual fuck!
So I walked home. This is ridiculous.
Not that I am just dying to be fucked in the ass, but the idea that he claims he’s simply uninterested doesn’t make a lick of sense.
I am not ugly. I am not obese. I am athletic and I am sure there are men who would fuck me in the ass.


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209,606 I’m loving quarantine. My husband and I haven’t fucked so much...ever!  Oral, pussy, anal... I love it every way.  A few days ago, I took vids while he was fucking me and it was so hot. I watched later as I touched myself...and came again. Def keeping that one. Yum


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209,605 Typical hate post in my town.

"You are nothing if you're not buying ammo and guns. I also recommend getting more high capacity magazines. They can be very useful for things other than deer hunting if you know what I mean."

Really, this goes on and the neighbors chime in and talk about their guns and the mayor and other town officials often comment on the page and no one says hey, how bout we be a little less hateful and stop threatening to shoot people.




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209,604 ANXIETY IS RUINING MY LIFE


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209,603 I'm an older guy, just turned 60. I have a lot of hope for the future. I think the younger people of the world are getting it. The reactionary, right-wing crap we're seeing now is the dying gasps of the older generations. I hope so. A kinder world is something to look forward to.

Please don't let me down.


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209,602 I have been offered the chance to have sex with a woman I know. We've been good friends for a long time but we've never had sex before. I've wanted to, but it never came to be, until now. She's feeling lonely and scared because she was potentially exposed. She is looking for human contact to make herself feel better. I'm not sure I should take her up on her offer. I'm young and healthy. Even if I get sick it will probably be okay. But is it worth the risk? I'm not sure.


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209,601 I don't know half of my Facebook "friends".  I've never met them in my life.


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209,600 A tip for our police: The slogan is "Serve & Protect" not "Beat & Brutalize".


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209,599 More than anything, I’m an ass.


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209,597 There's no way I'd feel comfortable sitting in a restaurant eating a meal with all those people around me.I wouldn't enjoy the meal at all. It would be like eating with a gun pointed at my head.  I don't know how people are doing it. Is it really so important to eat out?


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209,596 As a guy I have learned the hard way to never express a sensitive emotion to a woman. Never. She will lose respect for you. I wish it wasn't the case, but that's what happens.


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209,595 I'm having a pity party and no one is invited except me.


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209,594 I've seen how you talk about people you date on your private twitter. I wouldn't ever date you or sleep with you. I don't want my life to be fodder for your "brand."


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209,593 We met three, four years ago. I think about you all the time. All the time. All the time, all the time, all the time.


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209,592 I'm in a happy relationship. But my fuckbuddy before my partner? The tightest, best-feeling pussy I've ever had. I think about screwing her all the time.


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209,591 I'm bisexual. My straight friends know, but I'm afraid to talk about it with my gay friends. lol. I just don't want to have that conversation.


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209,590 I love that Magnum rubbers are tight. I guess I do have a big cock.


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209,589 she knows I'm a fraud.


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209,588 Rural America should know, I'm rude.


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209,587 These homemade "wreaths" are a bit much. I just saw a lady selling one online that was just flip flops and glitter glued together.  Flip flops.


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209,586 The Lifestyle is fun. Wow. Why haven't I done this earlier?


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209,585 I love some of the changes in the society but the use of the word Karen is not one of them. No, technically, I cannot be called a Karen. However, Karen is just as bad as Jemima (?), Boy, Amigo, etc etc etc. It is hateful and caricature. I don't want to to misquote or to misuse and Im totally fucking this up, but this is all I have running in my mind Audre Lorde once said " you cant dismantle the oppressor with its tools" so....ummm...stop? Maybe its helpful? maybe its making people aware of their behavior? maybe I'm ok with the words " reformed Karens" as in generally light skinned people who are running around policing others? I don't know. Im really not trying to instigate, I really wish people would be kinder to each other and end the cycle of hate NOW.


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209,584 Being a single dad is tough. I act like it's easy and no big deal. I put on a cheerful face. But honestly, sometimes late at night when the boys are asleep, I sit alone in my bedroom and silently cry.


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209,583 Memories of her straddling my face on the bed, with her arms on the wall, as I ate her out.


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209,582 Why doesn't anyone apologize anymore? Saying sorry has gone extinct. It would be so easy to acknowledge you were wrong. Then everything could move forward again. There is instead a pervasive attitude where you can't possibly admit you made a mistake. You can lie, you can twist, you can make excuses - but you can't actually say oops, yeah, sorry about that.


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209,581 My wife's family calls black people negros. Sigh.


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209,580 You can be wrong about a lot of things, we all are.

However, our country shouldn’t be one where you can’t disagree and still care about the same things.


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209,579 What were you thinking? Like really? Just so you know, I threw out all your stuff. Look around, it's all gone. Stay away.


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209,578 This is getting scary. I think Trump sees the writing on the wall. He knows hes not going to get reelected. So he's going to go insane on us. He's clearly a spiteful man. He's going to get his revenge on all of us by doing crazy things. Defunding WHO. Pulling our troops out of Germany. Pulling the RNC convention. Pulling the USA out of another accord. I'm worried these childish tantrums are going to get worse and worse over the next 7 months until he is officially out of office. Like he's going to have our troops fire on the protesters, or bomb China, or end Obamacare with an executive order. I wish there was a way he could be declared mentally incompetent and pulled out of the Oval Office.


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209,573 My ex used to say "I deserve a girl that trusts me". No, you don't. Only trustworthy people deserve that.


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209,572 35/f.  I’m quickly becoming more depressed than I’ve ever been in my life.  No one will touch me, more importantly the one man I feel lost without won’t touch or talk to me. My roommate is acting annoyed with every little thing I say or do. My car is broke down, I bought the part needed to fix it and now the neighbor who volunteered to put it on for me isn’t replying to anything I say, and he has the part in his possession.  I have developed gestational diabetes and it makes me feel like shit. I really Dislike my obgyn and don’t want to go to the doctor cause she always finds a way to judge me one way or another.  My cat likes everyone my roommate brings over more than me, she only
Comes to me for food. I don’t know what to do, my
Mind is in a very bad place right now and I feel absolutely alone despite there always being people around me. I want to be someone else, someone who is allowed to have joy about expecting a baby, someone who is loved and not just tolerated, someone who isn’t just seen as unnatural and unwanted in daily situations. I don’t want to die or kill
Myself but living hurts pretty badly right now and I barely want to see what tomorrow holds. I’m never going to belong anywhere but I gotta live just the same, trying to find some place in the world no one else wanted for themselves so no one says it is actually theirs. I want to feel safe, and I want to be ready for the baby. I’d imagine somehow the powers that be will find a way to take her away from me once they realize that I’m inherently inferior to women who have a partner that wants them. I should have never thought for a minute that I was good enough to be a mom. If I were, I wouldn’t be all alone and feeling like shit constantly and not even able to call the father for any reason. Yeah, I’d imagine someone with the power to take her from me will figure this all out somehow and points out that girls like me aren’t fit to have their own children after all.



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209,571 Way back in high school, my friends and I used to have a group chat called "Sex, Babes, and Noam Chomsky." We used to talk about women and poetry. One of us is married now. One of us is in divinity school. The other two of us are rootless. I think about our groupchat all the time. They were the last true friends I had.

On the off chance any high schoolers are reading this -- and you shouldn't be, because you're too young for this website, but if you are -- keep in touch with your high school friends. Trust me on this one.


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209,570 Did I just drink a whole 375ml 100proof Smirnoff? By myself? In one night? Yes, yes I did. Do I care? No, no I don't. How do I feel? Fan-fucking-tastic.


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209,569 I'm going out of my house tonight for the first time in 3 months. I'm going to walk around the block. I'm doing it late at night so no one else will be around. I'll be wearing mask, gloves, hat, and long sleeves. I don't like the idea of going out but I've been watching people out my window for the last few weeks. The newspaper reports no new deaths around here. So they survived being outside. This is a self imposed experiment because it's not realistic to spend the rest of my life locked away indoors. Wish me luck.


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209,568 Minneapolis is going to do away with their police department.

This will be interesting to watch. It's what life will be like if you elect Democrats. Who knows. Might work. Let's wait and see.


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209,567 I drink every day. Yes, every day. I don't mind. I love it.


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209,566 I drank the whole jar of pickle juice. I can't help it. It's good for your microbes so that's a good excuse lol


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209,565 My wife hates black people. Me, I have no problem with anyone. My sister is married to a black man. He's a good guy. I met his family. Also good people. But my wife, I cringe at the things she says behind closed doors. It's her brothers and sisters too. Bunch of New Jersey racists.


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209,564 I know so many liars on Facebook who say they went to college but didn't.


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209,563 I googled "people don't trust ugly people" and the results were all studies about how children don't trust ugly people. Kids always trust me. Maybe I'm not as ugly as I thought? I've never had a child not trust me.


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209,562 My aunt, uncle and two cousins always want me to come over and hang out. I get THE worst vibe from them. They force me to come over. I think they don't want to be alone with each other, so they invite me as a buffer.


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209,561 I'm probably the ugliest person I've ever met. Pretty sad. I think people treat me differently because I'm ugly. It's really sad because when someone else is ugly I don't treat them differently, even when they look worse than me. So why is it different with me?


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209,560 What does it mean when having sex with giirlfriend on side of bed, me standing her lying on back, then she raises her ass really high off the bed.
Seems like she is really into it.


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209,559 I wished you a happy birthday. What I really wanted to say was how much you disgust me with your fakeness and inability to think about anyone but yourself. I hope this is your last birthday.


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209,557 I was a nerd in high school.  In chemistry class, a girl kept asking me for help with her work.  Socially inept me decided I should ask her out in the second month of daily tutorial in the subject.

"Let me think about it"... and she left

She stopped asking for help but I didn't get the hint.
So I waited for her after a football game to see 'what she was thinking' because I still didn't have an 'answer'. Brushed past me without speaking.  Still, no hint received.

At the dance I had invited her to, she ignored me.  I missed talking to her and wanted to know what I had done wrong.  Her friend told me to leave her alone.

Damn.  I thought I had been trying to finish a conversation.  But I got the message loud and clear.

I see now that what I was doing could be construed as creepy.  In my right-brain way, I was trying to get an answer.  My left-brain couldn't see that I already had it.

Sorry D that I didn't pick up the signals earlier.

P.S. I taught by daughters to be firm and direct but not mean when turning boys down.


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209,556 Sometimes the point isn’t to make people believe a lie—it’s to make people fear the liar.


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209,555 My credit score went up 71 points and I have no idea what made it happen.


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209,554 In our new normal, you can be arrested for re-opening a store, but not for looting a store.


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209,553 Data shows that if a high school has at least one black teacher, the graduation rate for black students goes up 39%.


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209,551 Some of the protesters are really hot!


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209,550 The only people I'm prejudiced against are fat people.


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209,549 Pandemic? What pandemic?




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209,548 Three weeks ago I quit an addiction cold turkey and I can’t talk to anyone about it. It’s not that bad, the initial fear of quitting was much worse than the quitting itself. I let myself run out and never bought more. I think it’s the reason I haven’t been able to sleep and been feeling so much more depressed and hopeless though. I wish I had someone to talk to. I’m afraid that if I talked to a therapist about it they’d report me because of my profession. I never practiced unsafely or under the influence, but the board wouldn’t believe that.


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209,547 I've eaten nothing for two days. I had some unsweetened iced tea yesterday. That's all. I'm still not hungry today. I don't feel sick or anything. Just not hungry. I think I'm depressed.


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209,546 I miss sexting


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209,545 I think it's hilarious that you're hanging out with my bully this weekend, but you didn't tag her in the post because you didn't want me to know you were hanging out with her. You don't talk to me when she's around, either, because you don't want her to know we're "friends". Actually, you backstab both me AND her. You're a DOUBLE backstabber and a coward.


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209,544 I don't understand people my age. (I just turned 60.) So many hold on to this bizarre image of the past. I remember the 60s, 70s & 80s. It's not like that was some golden age. Sure, there was a lot of great stuff back then. A lot of messed up stuff, too. You know, kinda like now.

I know those were the days of our youth but I can't spend the rest of my days looking backwards. I'm more interested in where we're going than where we've been.


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209,543 As I recall the last 10 days of news in my head the images are of white folk protesting racism, black folk looting stores. Sorry, to say but that is what is in my head.


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209,542 I love to clean. Soooo satisfying!


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209,541 All the interesting people are either artists, gay, or both.


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209,540 My white bread, elitist sister-in-law, who probably never interacted with a black man in her life except when she needed her golf shoes cleaned at the country club - she is now posting Black Lives Matter memes everyday. I know exactly why. Because she thinks it's fashionable and trendy.

"Look at me everyone, I support black people!"

She's the shallowest person I know.


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209,539 Things don't always go well, but for the right leader, boss, etc., I'm willing to do more than I would normally ask of myself.

There is this one gal. She is a managing vp at a major corporate bank. She hires me to do handyman stuff around the house. I've been working for her over the last 15 years, maybe more. I'm not particularly close to her family, though we are all well acquainted. I'm sort of on the same level as the nanny, (basically a decently paid house servant).

About ten years ago, I had a sex dream with her and a full-on love connection in one night. It was almost like watching a movie. I don't really ever have sex dreams which made this particularly unusual. It's not like I had an interest in her this way. I never looked at her that way out of respect for her and her family. What was my mind thinking?

After this, I never looked at her the same. Sweet, beautiful angel, S. was always "right" and never too demanding. I would knock everything out of the way to do whatever she wanted me to do. Good little boyscout that I am would never a)cheat on my partner, or b) disrespect someone else's marriage. And c) she isn't interested in anything like that.

The other day she was wearing stretch pants and one of those revealing combination workout tops while I was at the house. We were talking and I made a generous offer to do some last minute additional work at a discount. Then she inexplicably and probably without any thought raised up the tunic-style workout top so that I could see her waist and everything in its full glory. I don't know why. But she had me doing cartwheels after that. I mean maybe she didn't have any regard for me at that moment and was just airing out, but I was a little shocked. A few days before that, we were jointly trying to tear down a shelf in a very small closet while she stood precariously on a chair. She was almost right on top of me, but I quickly became shy and abruptly stepped out. Maybe it was nothing, but this sort of thing happens again and again with various other characters. Seems like it is a hazard of doing this sort of work.  

So, the whole thing of the dream is weird on its own. Then the non-flirting flirting? Its all silly. She is appreciated. A friend of mine who was more in tune with the nuance of such situations referred to this as a show of "appreciation" because men are visual creatures, but whatever. She's beautiful. THERE UNIVERSE, ARE YOU HAPPY? I get it. Girl gets what she wants. Good on her. She singularly holds a place, and I'm not sure it's even my fault! Anyway, thank goodness there is only one of her.


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209,538 I would do anything to do this the crazy way, not the way that I am supposed to. I mean I've already done it that way. Imagine what it would be like if I just completely fed a side of myself that I have to shape every day to be functional.


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209,537 I haven't been outside in so long that I've forgotten the names of the streets.


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209,536 The mold in my bathroom grows back faster than I can scrub it away! Science should investigate.


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209,535 Anthony Brennan III. One of the biggest assholes I've ever seen. How old is the girl he's attacking? 10?

I hope he goes to jail.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sick-remorse-cyclist-charged-assaulting-195654580.html


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209,534 I pay all my bills long in advance. I used to pay bills late because I never paid attention. I'd end up forking over an extra $20 late fee every month. Then I turned it around completely. I send each utility company $1,000 at a pop. This covers me for 4 or 5 months. I'm like the prefect customer, paying in advance.


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209,533 I love being thin.


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209,532 To all active military personnel being called in to repel and let's face it - beat the crap out of the protestors, you should stand down. The protestors are your friends, you brothers and sisters, your children. Stand down. You are on the wrong side.


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209,531 My wife has checked out.


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209,530 As a bisexual man, here’s I wish I knew when I was younger:

Men will flirt by telling you they want to have sex with you. It’s unmistakable. Women will flirt by being nice. It is indistinguishable from kindness. There will be times when you think a woman’s flirting and she’s really being nice, and times when you think she’s just being nice and she really wants to sleep with you. Usually, figuring out which is which is more trouble than it’s worth. Stick to fucking men.

However - the average man stops emotionally maturing at 16. They (we) are exhausting to deal with; they’re fragile, mean, immature, and selfish. Most women have enough emotional intelligence to be a complete and functional human.

In short: Date mostly women. Fuck mostly men.


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209,529 My boyfriend's approach to spelling is rather fluid.


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209,528 My favorite playlist:

Color My World
25 or 6 to 4
Stairway to Heaven
Time in a Bottle
Hey Jude
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
Tie A Yellow Ribbon
Rain Drops Keep Failing On My Head
American Pie

I kind of live in the past.



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209,527 More and more I think citizens should march on the White House. I'm not advocating violence or anything illegal. But they should enter the White House and remove the president. Make a citizens arrest and put him on trial. I don't think the Secret Service would fire upon the citizens. I think they see what's going on. They have families. They know what their president is doing is wrong and self serving. They will probably join the citizens on the march. But we have to do something before the mouth of this loon gets more innocent people hurt.


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209,526 I remember going to my Junior Prom with a girl I knew from chemistry class. We were too young to drive, so my dad dropped us off and picked us up. While at the event, we snuck out of the high school gym, into a darkened hallway, and necked. My first time kissing a girl.

On the ride home, after we dropped the girl off, my dad didn't say a word. We sat in silence for the one mile trip back to our house. My mind was a million miles away - I had kissed a girl!

I think my dad knew so he let me sit there quietly, reveling with my own happy thoughts.

As father's day approaches, I'm looking back and thinking how I so appreciate all he ever did for me.


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209,525 I'm very low key. My wife is the gregarious one in life. She's constantly being social and dragging me along. I dutifully talk to her friends and make nice. They come away with the impression I'm just a simple unassuming wallflower.

It actually happened to me once where a guy said he googled my name and funny enough there are a few people with the same name who did some really cool famous things.

He never put 2 and 2 together.

:)




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209,523 Friends and family: "You always ignore me for your boyfriend."  
Me: You know damn well I ignored you BEFORE I had a boyfriend.


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209,522 We match on Tinder. Cutie. Mainly artsy pics of her in the park. I vaguely recognize her from Instagram.

Me: hey, did we go to the same high school? Lol
Her: haha yes!

When I check back, she’s added a pic with a very, very revealing bikini to her profile.

Lol.


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209,520 Here's a test you should do on every potential friend. Tell them you're insecure about a particular thing. Don't use something you're actually insecure about, but just say something else. Example: "I'm really insecure about my nose". If they are a fake ass friend, they will start sprinkling the word "nose" in everyday conversation."You have something on your nose". "Look at that girl's nose." "My nose hurts for some reason." "This guy I know got punched in the nose." And that's how you'll know. This person just wants to bring you down.


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209,519 I despise drunk people. Fucking loud mouth buffoons. You make asses of yourselves. Hope your head hurts like hell the next morning.


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209,518 I work 40+ hrs, still a student in pursuit of a larger salary, cook dinner, clean, spend all my earnings on the household, carry all the mental load. He works maybe 30 hrs a week, spends tons of money on his addiction, comes home from work and sits on his ass while I cook clean do homework . Takes a day trip out of state to buy his drugs while I work all day. Spends half his income on this trip. Tries to convince me to buy more and more and more shit. For him. Eventually I give in and buy him something expensive. Maybe if I buy him something he’ll be nice. Maybe if I suck his dick he’ll be nice. He is for a short period, maybe a few minutes, maybe an entire day. Then he goes right back to being a self serving POS.

I need him to get so angry that he hits me so I can keep the house and kids. If he doesn’t do it soon, I have a backup plan and savings piling up in preparation of letting it all go. I will say that it isn’t fair that I’ve made this house a home and he gets to keep it.


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209,517 I'm having bad thoughts. I'm sad. I'm alone. I have no one to talk to.


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209,516 I haven't touched myself in months. Honestly I'm a little afraid of licking my fingers to lube my clit. Silly I know. I suppose I could use a store bought lube, but still the idea of touching myself and pleasure seems misplaced when all hell is breaking loose in the world.


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209,514 What do you do when one person has turned your whole workplace against you with lies and slander?


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209,512 My coworker is pretending to be my friend. She literally asks me questions so she can report back to the bully about what I said. And she thinks I don't have a clue. She's literally heart reacting on everything I post on facebook. She's hanging out with the bully this weekend.


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209,510 Self serving piece of shit.


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209,507 I hate when someone posts RIP as a response to an obituary. How lazy. Someone was with us for years. They were part of our fabric. They were a parent, a spouse, a friend. And all you can do to honor their memory is type three cliched letters. Do me a favor, when I die, type nothing.


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209,506 I know a young single mom. She fancies herself to be oh so kewl. She used to party and do drugs all night. She was a heroin addict for a while. I suspect she still is. A few years ago she got pregnant. She ignored it. Eventually it was too late for an abortion so she had the kid. The kid by the way was born addicted to heroin.

As if this isn't a bad enough story on how some women should not be a mothers, it gets worse.

The kid is now three years and it turns out he's transgender. Yep, he wants to live his life as a girl. He wears dresses and his hair is down to his butt. His heroin mom puts curlers in it and does it fancy for him and then she posts a picture to Facebook just to get a reaction out of people.

Of course a three year is not making the decision to be transgender. It's his weirdo druggie mom forcing it on him. This is kid is just collateral damage in all this transgender nonsense. His mom is really fucking him up good.


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209,505 You rub people the wrong way.


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209,504 Florida and Georgia were the first states open. There were a few weeks where they totally lied about the number of new cases. Oh wait, no, I'm sorry, that's right, it was an accident....

But now, with more oversight involved, they are showing the correct numbers and their new cases are at an all time high.

Two take-aways.

1) The states lied and were caught and showed no remorse.

2) All time record highs. This scares the crap out of me. It took about a month, but this outcome makes perfect sense.

3) Almost every other state opened up a few weeks after Florida an Georgia. Give it two more weeks and we will once again be living in hell.


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209,503 Your art is such ridiculous crap. OMG, you should be embarrassed. I'm embarrassed for you. You paint images of leaves and flowers and blobs of garish colors on paper plates. It's like something kids do in kindergarten. But you want to charge $40 to people for the privilege of owning your childish attempt at art. Please stop. Please don't paint anymore. Your poor husband. First he's out $30,000 to build you an art studio. No one came to buy anything ever. Then it blew down in a storm and all your masterpieces were destroyed. Take a hint, God was sending you a message. Now he's out more money as you had an online gallery created to show off your brilliance. How's that going. Anyone actually buy anything ever? Who knows, maybe you can fill the niche of really bad art in case kindergarten students stop painting.


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209,502 I wish there was an anonymous way to tell people what I really think of them. Like there could be a website with a rating system for everyone in the world. Each of us could go there and say I know Joe Schmo. He's an ass. He cheats on his wife and does drugs. I give him a 2 out of 10 as a human being.

As much as everyone could rate everyone else, each of us could then look up our own rating to see how people really feel about us.

But the way society works now, jerks are jerks and they don't realize we think so. If they knew, maybe they would change.


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