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206,133 Someone called ignorant for using the word dark to describe some of my features, I have dark natural black hair and I get tan and get very dark in the summer . Apparently someone found the word offensive.  Seriously some people these days get offended over nothing .


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206,132 All the stuff that my ex-wife did to make me angry doesn't have a lasting impression. At the time, I just tried to get along for the greater good. The greater good: I don't wish I could go back and change anything, but I appreciate what we had, very much.
I used to repress those memories. I have no one to share them with. That family is gone. It was just too painful. But I appreciate it now. So much bad with the good, but the bad doesn't negate the good.




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206,131 I found out my wife has been forwarding my emails to her friends. Some of those emails were intimate words meant only for my wife. Some were harsh words meant only for my wife. They were not meant to be shared. I'm disappointed in my wife and feel like my trust has been violated. I'm sicked by her friends too. Didn't anyone have the common sense decency not to read these private messages? Fuck all of you.


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206,130 i've been saving up since yesterday morning. this is going to be a magnificently satisfying poop.


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206,129 What if a person doesn't like broccoli?  Should they be criticized? Is it anyone's business but their own that they don't like broccoli? She we insult them and say there's something wrong with them if they don't like broccoli? Or should be give them the space to not like broccoli?

Ok.

Now is it wrong if I choose not to like gay people?


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206,128 I don't need a thank you after all I do. But it would be nice to hear sometimes.


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206,127 My friend's wife wanted to go to the All Star baseball game with the family. It was impossible to get tickets unless you had season passes. So she spent $14,000 to buy season tickets. She only wanted to go to that one game so her plan was to sell off the tickets for the other games. But she was lazy and put no effort into selling the tickets online or anywhere else. She sold none. When the All Star game came around, turns out there was a family function she didn't want to miss, so she never went to even that game. $14,000 and she and the family got absolutely nothing for it.

The kicker, she never told her husband about any of this. He only realized months later when he saw money missing from their bank account and he forced her to fess up.

They are now divorced. All because she wanted to go to a baseball game. Life is weird.


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206,126 I have a friend traveling abroad. We've been texting several times a day every day. Then as of three days ago everything stopped. I keep texting her but she doesn't respond. It's not like she's mad. We've been best friends forever. This is not like her. I'm getting worried.


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206,125 Had a dog for 4 days. Hated it. Gave him away. No guilt. Bad dog.


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206,124 Weirdness happened at work. I'm not sure what to make of it. I work in a small office. It's connected to the boss's house. There are 4 people working here including the boss. It was lunch time. The two other employees went out to get lunch. I was alone in the office with the boss. He comes over to my desk and informs me is going to take a shower. Then he stands there silently for too many seconds. Like what was that? His wife wasn't home. The other workers had just left. He tells me he's going into the house part of the building to take a shower, as if what, do I want to join him??? No I don't want to join him. It was weird. But I'm not sure if he meant it that way. But why is he telling me he's going to take a shower at all? I don't need to know. In fact it's kind of gross how he's letting me know we've been together in the office all morning and he hadn't bathed yet? Yick.


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206,123 My mother doesn't love me. She never has loved me. It's been the biggest heartbreak of my life. I dont know how to heal from the from of this. I want to move on but every interaction is a reminder.


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206,122 I always watch action adventure movies. But sometimes I get roped into watching a chick flick. I'd never admit it out loud, but the chick flicks are actually quite good.


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206,121 When my wife sneaks out without telling me where she's going, it's because she's buying drugs.


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206,120 I saw him for the last time. I know that, he knows that. Next time I see him he'll be in a coffin.


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206,119 I have been a fan of Trump, but what is this, he's choosing to hold the next G-7 meeting at his resort in Miami. Um, no. Even a supporter like me can't get behind that idea. What the heck is he thinking?


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206,118 Should tribes be allowed to kill seals to save salmon?!? This is in our news in town today.

I think we keep too many PEOPLE alive. People do not need to live till 100! Let them die!

Theres too many people in the world. This is shit!


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206,116 Katrina I will never know why you blocked me but I hope your life gets filled with happiness and good memories.  I did actually love you. I hope it continues to go well for you. Sincerely,  K.


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206,115 It was a beautiful trip.  Now back home to the lie that we are the perfect couple.


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206,114 I love it when people made wrong assumptions then when they find out the truth they look/feel stupid .  A few months ago I got really sick and I sounded like chronic smoker on the phone even though I have never smoke on my life , so this person assumed I was a smoker and a drunk (I don’t drink either and haven’t on 15 years) imagine when she found it I’m neither of those things . The stupid $&&$& reaction it’s priceless, sorry I don’t have any vices the only thing I’m addictive to it’s donuts /muffins but to my luck I’m also addicted to exercise .


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206,113 3 years ago I was fat.  I had a disease that made me gain weight.  I couldn't help it.  Nothing I did to lose weight worked.  It was out of control, but eventually my doctor recognized the problem.  I changed my diet and suddenly the disease got under control.

And I started losing weight.  I've probably lost 50 pounds of fat.  I didn't have to do anything, just stop eating the bad food, and my hunger went away completely.  I'm returning to how I was before the problem started about 15 years ago.

The thing is, I was a very attractive guy before the disease hit me and the weight started.  But I was young, and looked young.  I got sick and fat and just looked awful.  Now that I'm older, I have the salt and pepper hair and my blue eyes have lightened a bit.  My friend told me I'm starting to look like Paul Newman, but with nicer eyes.

But the change in attention from women in just the last 2 months alone... talk about a sea change.  I'm catching beautiful women staring at me.  Strange women used to keep a polite social distance, and now suddenly they're standing next to me and "accidentally making physical contact" with me.  Two women on the airplanes next to me, resting their arms and legs up against me on the trip.  That never used to happen.  The woman on the subway this morning stood right next to me when there was plenty of space around us, and every time the train moved a bit she would back up against me.  The other woman on the subway who started touching my hand on the subway - I didn't know what to do.  Even the more conservative young women I work with will stare into my eyes now.  Not to mention that they are seem a lot more patient with me now.  

You notice the difference when this happens, especially when it's all at once.  Makes me wish I was single again, but at least now even my wife has started paying attention to me.  


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206,112 I know he loves me.  He just doesn’t want to touch me.  I miss the passion I had with you.  


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206,111 I got into trouble last night, but also got the nicest gift of the year. A sister-in-law and I were petting the dog, and I took the easy and rare chance to look down her shirt.

Another SIL noticed and got angry, which led to my wife yelling at me too. For liking a peek at a bra. The first SIL excused herself and went away while her sisters were telling me what an ass I was.

A few minutes after they were done, the first lady came back out and apologized for her sisters being jerks and gave me a hug. Then she played with the dog for about ten seconds.

She had taken off her bra, and I got an awesome view! Best gift of the year!!!

Her face was red as hell when she left, but her smile matched mine.

Thank you!!! I wish more women did this.


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206,110 After my husband of 11 yrs. drained our joint savings down to $200.+, he then had divorce papers served on me. He never allowed me to have a credit card in my own name, so when I went to borrow for my lawyer fee, my credit score was "0". My 1 retirement income and my SS income was not even enough to cover 1/2 of my lawyer fee. They regretted turning me down for even the $1200. loan and said I will have to ask someone in my family to loan me the $3,000.00. He also told his lawyer that I would be able to pay my own lawyer fee. The credit union said I could easily and quickly bring up to a good credit score through them and not have to go and get a credit card. I just have to come up with $500.00 to get this done. Now, they tell me! I have been retired for 15 yrs. and haven't needed a loan or credit card, since I have always been so good with money and very frugal. That's probably why he wanted to marry me, as I am not into buying anything new or no luxury items for myself or this house.



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206,109 He makes art.
I make babies.


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206,108 Dear Swedish little bratty kid - STFU now - your 15 min of “coached” yapping about the environment is over...   go get a job flipping burgers at Wendy’s or something


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206,107 My boss was on a plane last night during a storm. I was hoping his plane crashed.


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206,106 My bathroom walls were moldy. I painted over the mold. Who knew mold would grow right through the paint. I hate living here.


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206,105 Yesterday the Dems went crazy about Trump's letter to the President of Turkey. They said Trump was unhinged for sending such a bizarre childish cease fire rant.

Today the President of Turkey agreed to a cease fire.

Dems were wrong again.



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206,104 I had the misfortune of crossing paths with a county bureaucrat, which wouldn't have been my first choice.
On multiple occasions, speaking freely, I referred to her ilk as 'you people', which she had, as a racist's mandate, to take as referring to her skin color, like they owed the term, .. deserved that term.
As I'm 'too white' for her liking, then she rebuked me on those multiple occasions. I guess it doesn't matter to her that I have a reason to despise gub'ment bureaucrats, and not any particular 'race'.
Can it be true? - That there's a lower life form than a government paid employee?


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206,103 If I ever date anyone again, I would love if they'd write me a letter. I don't know why but I feel so great reading their handwriting. Closer to them almost. Doesn't have to be a love letter. But I wouldn't mind if it were.

I would love a letter more than any gift.


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206,102 My husband thinks I am so generous for giving him my blessing to pursue his hobbies. He loves to golf, fish, hunt, etc. He has friends who are married to women who "won't let" their husbands go, because they (I guess) should want to spend every waking hour that they aren't working with their wives.

Truth is, I enjoy the time alone when he is gone. I love him to pieces, and wouldn't take anything for him or our marriage, but sometimes I just need to be alone


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206,101 We are dog sitting. Today the dog is sick. My wife is concerned. She contacted the dog's owner on vacation. The owner is concerned. They are thinking it could be a kidney infection or maybe the dog has stomach cancer. They are being way too dramatic. I'm the only one not concerned. Maybe the dog's illness has something to do with me secretly feeding him two large bowls of ice cream last night. I can't tell my wife and the owner that though.


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206,100 My college roommate from years ago is now certifiably mentally ill. It's difficult to interact with him. He says completely off the wall shit. He can't see people unless he eats an avocado. He also can't hear people unless he is eating noodles. Stuff like that. He can't work. He's too far gone. His wife takes care of him. I'm not kidding, she keeps a stash of avocados and noodles in the refrigerator so when friends come over and want to talk to him, he can see and hear them. I'm not sure this is a good approach. It feeds his illness. It makes him believe it's true what he thinks. But I'm no expert. He has been to many doctors. They put him on meds. Nothings seems to help the situation. It's his brain deteriorating. Apparently there is no stopping this disease. I feel bad for his wife and what she has to deal with 24/7. She's a good egg though for sticking by his side. Sorry, this is not much of a secret other than life can suck sometimes.


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206,099 OK, fine, I blew a .081% and had to attend some DUI presentation where the main speaker was some hot looking, 20-something gal.
Not knowing where all this was going, she confessed to leaving a restaurant, drunk out of her gourd, and rolling the car, ejecting 'her man' out, as he died on the scene.
No matter how hot she was at first, I couldn't resurrect a boner as my life depended on staying away from this man killer, hot or not.

- I think DNA may be have something to do with it.

God forbid would the roles have been reversed, and how many speaking engagements would not have been in his inbox.


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206,098 I will leave him after I've spent all his money.


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206,097 Suzanne Somers sitting naked in a field. Whoa. She is hot as ever. Fuck the trolls who say otherwise.


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206,096 Without knowing her background, I would have considered that Monica Lewinsky attractive.  Combine her good looks with her "experience," that now puts her in the "Hot" category, in my judgment.  Damn HOT!!!!


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206,095 Millenials can be so butthurt.


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206,094 I know a nasty woman who is trying to start a business where she promotes local stores online. I'd like to shop local, but she's such a horrible person that I don't want her business to succeed. I have contacted two of the stores so far and told them I can no longer make purchases there if they continue to associate themselves with this bad woman.They didn't respond. But no matter. I won't shop there. And I continue to spread the word to other residents. The stores can ignore me, but they are losing business, it might be a small impact, but they are still losing business. This is my personal attempt to make the world a better place.


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206,093 Frankly, I'd do more housework if I was getting more sex.

I know my wife would say I have it the wrong way around but we've tried that for two decades so I figured why not try something new.


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206,092 My son came home from school with a 100% on his math test. He was so proud. I took a photo of him in the kitchen holding up the test next to his smiling face. I sent the photo to my wife. She was out with her friends. She texts back, "Are those dirty dishes I see in the sink???"

Sigh.


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206,091 As predicted:

"At Tuesday’s Democratic presidential debate, candidates Andrew Yang and Beto O’Rourke endorsed decriminalizing opioids, including heroin, as a way to control the drug epidemic that has ravaged American communities."

Legalizing marijuana was only the beginning. Here comes the decimation of all the boundaries. We will become a lawless society with no focus except personal pleasure.


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206,090 My brother-in-law will bring a sandwich into the bathroom and eat while sitting on the can.


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206,089 The name I use to have saved in my phone for my husband was a pet name.
Now it’s changed back to just his actual name, first and last.
I use to brush his hair back from his face each night and wrap my arms around him.
I use to think about what he liked and cook it for him for dinner.
I use to fold his clothes and make sure he always had clean underwear and socks.
I use to keep oil by the bed, along with my vibrator.
I use to shave my legs and lotion up my body, and brush my teeth before bed just in case we kissed, or in case he held his body close to mine.
I use to massage his back when he complained of it hurting.
I use to wake up early and make him coffee while he showered, write him love notes and send him nudes.
I don’t do any of that anymore. It’s been absorbed by my heartache, it’s been knocked out of my lungs.
Apparently none of the beautiful things I did made any difference. He still cheated. Well, those women can do all of those things for him now...although they won’t.
They just wanted the money. None of them could have known how precious this human was to me, himself included. It’s all too late. I’m closed.


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206,088 I won’t have sex with him until he gets angry.
I want to be spanked.


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206,087 I'm afraid to go swimming in the ocean. I'm afraid to fly. I'm afraid to exercise. I'm afraid to eat food coming from a dented can. I'm afraid to get a shot at the dentist. I'm afraid a car in the oncoming lane will swerve into me. I'm afraid wild animals have rabies. I'm afraid to go to a public movie theater, there might be a gunman. I'm afraid to have sex with a stranger because I'd catch a deadly disease. I'm afraid of walking near tall buildings because someone could drop something from a balcony and kill me.

Other than these slight quirks, I'm pretty normal.


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206,086 I picked up a fare tonight at the airport. She got in my cab and said a few words to me. Then she started texting. She texted for the entire ride back to her house. When we arrived, she went inside without saying a thing. I had to take her luggage out of the trunk and bring it to her. She didn't even say thank you.

Oh wait....

I'm not a cab driver....

This was me picking up my wife at the airport....

It sure felt like I was a cab driver though....


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206,085 My place of work created a mandatory group for all of us to join to discuss work-related marketing efforts. Fine, whatever, add me if you must. Now they're specifically tagging people in posts and insisting on participation as well.

"We really want to hear fro Jane, Bill, Nick, Sally, and Sarah on this!!"

Because Jane, Bill, Nick, Sally, and Sarah haven't been participating enough. And they want to highlight that.

I have enough BULLSHIT to deal with in my already WAY TOO LONG work day. I am seriously beginning to look for another job because I can't deal with how invasive this one is. It is literally seeping into every aspect of my life. What should be a 40 hour a week job is now my lifestyle. I hate it. This thing is just the straw breaking the camel's back. I feel like I'm the worst person, but I legitimately may delete my social media over this.


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206,083 Just because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I’m bigger than that. I still want to see you eat. Just not with me.



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206,082 I saw an amateur porno clip of a woman getting ass fucked. It came across as very home spun and real, and therefore very good. That is, until the guy pulled out. He zoomed the camera in on her ass with the cum dripping out. But all my eyes could see were the puss-filled herpes sores on her anus. Talk about a boner killer. No way in hell will I ever slept with anyone but my wife.


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206,081 When people post online, instead of showing their IP address, forums should show the poster's IQ. It would be much more helpful in understanding who to ignore.


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206,080 If I have to lie on my resume to succeed in life then by all means that's what I'll fucking do. I have zero problems doing that. I'll fucking put effort into winging it and learn much as I can. Time to do this!


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206,079 Used to be that if you were black and a cop pulled you over, you got shot and killed.

Now they skip a step. You don't have to be driving. The cops will just shoot you right in your home. I guess it's easier for the cops that way. Doesn't tie up traffic or anything.


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206,078 There are days I get up for work. I fly to Chicago. I have a few meetings. I fly back to New York. I get home by 10 pm. And my wife has no idea I even left. She never asks about my day. I never tell her.


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206,077 Hey, girl I used to date. "date". as in sex, but hide her from others, never take out: quit reaching out to me, because you are in a boring marriage.  I have a much hotter woman now. One that has good skin, a GREAT smelling pussy, is not a sociopath, and is actually sexy.


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206,076 Today, out of nowhere an ex girlfriend from 4 years ago texted me an emoji of a broken red heart (she broke up with me). I'm hoping this is some secret sign she wants to get together for a quickie. But more likely I think I was just butt dialed.


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206,075 I hate when there is trash in a shopping cart. Throw that shit out when you are done using the cart. Why should I have to do it. Yuck. I don't want to touch your trash.


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206,074 I like when I bump into someone and they use my first name. So often I bump into people and they say Hey, but without saying my name. It makes me think they don't know my name. Even though we've been "friends" for a while.


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206,073 I would end my life if my spouse left me. I shouldn't be so dependent on my spouse for companionship. I should seek out other people. I know this. But I do nothing about it. I need help on this.


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206,072 I gave away my car because it needed a $500 fix and I was fed up. The person who took the car spent the $500 and now they have a working worth $5,000. I'm an asshole.


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206,071 I walk my dog around the neighborhood late at night so I don't have to pick up after him.


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206,070 Secret: A blue candy bag at Halloween means the child has autism. Please have patience if the child doesn't say "treat or treat" right away.


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206,069 Coffee?


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206,068 Hopefully tomorrow will be life changing for me...


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206,066 My male friend at work tells me about the sex he has with his wife. I tell him about the sex I have with my husband. We share very graphic details. Like his wife enjoys his finger up her butt, that kind of thing. I think it's fun and harmless to talk about this at work. It makes the day go by faster. I'm not sure our spouses would agree tho. LOL.


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206,065 I think they sprinkle magic in a chick-fila sandwich.


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206,064 I’m living a secret life. People who don’t know me would be shocked to know what’s going on with me. To others, I look like a happily married person. Married a long time, lovely children and grandchildren. We have a nice house, cars, and good jobs. All looks pretty on the outside. Looks good on paper. The us that people don’t see is that we have separate bedrooms, don’t have sex and don’t talk to each other. I’ve had opportunities to change things but it seems like too much effort to start over.


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206,063 It's very hard to love my wife. Sne's no longer warm and gracious. She has become bitter as she aged.


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206,062 Every time I speak to this one guy he answers obnoxiously. One day I'm going to lose it and punch his teeth in.


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206,061 I have no idea where my wife is. She's not answering her phone. She's been out of touch for hours. She promised to be home two hours ago. This happens often where she can't be located for hours. I'm starting to wonder........


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206,060 Sometime in the mid 80's I began to collect porn. I had a bunch of video tapes. Then the DVD's came out and I bought some of those. I have had my porn stash now for about 30+ years. Most of it you just can't get again. Some great amature tapes and some other fetish tapes that are way old, but were so super hot. The VHS tapes were sadly useless as the last remaining VHS player I had broke, and they do not even make the VHS players anymore. The DVD's are also out of date, since I only have one DVD player and its in the livingroom where my kids watch TV.  I had my old VHS tapes and DVD's in a box in my garage where no one would see or find them for years, unused and unwatched. I have since moved on to internet porn like everyone else.

Yesterday, when everyone left the house and I had the place to myself for a few hours I took the box down and I went thru the tapes and DVD's. I reminisced about the excellent porn I had watched through the years and the thousands of times I had rubed it out to those tapes and DVDs. I also wondered what had happend to the people in those tapes and dvd's. It occurred to me that for many of them, mine might be the only surviving copies.Not that many of them would want that stuff still around - I mean theey are probaly old by now.

Then I put them all in a big bag and drove until I found an dumpster and threw them all out.Its getting too risky to keep that in the house as the kids are older and might find that stuff.How embarasing that would be!!

Sigh - Goodbye 80's and 90's porn.You served me well.


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206,059 You have no idea how much I missed you babbling about nothing


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206,058 My mom's nurses aide informs us when she has to poop. "I must sit on the toilet now and take a shit." Too much information.


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206,057 he cheated and we're trying to work on it. I can't stop thinking about his deception and lies. I never know if he's telling me the truth anymore. I dream about it and I think about it all the time. Its been two months since I found out and my heart still hurts so much.  I don't know how to rebuild this and I'm starting to wonder if I should even try


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206,056 I cheat right under his nose. I wish he'd catch me already and be done with it.


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206,055 I woke up early today. I stayed in bed.  I reached over and rubbed my wife’s clit for about and hour as she drifted in and out of sleep. She was soaked by the end of the hour. Finally when it was time for her to wake up I got her vibe and put it on her clit. She exploded. Her whole body clenched then relaxed.


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206,052 I love my husband. I cheated on my husband. What the fuck is wrong with me. I make myself sad.


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206,051 I grew sunflowers this summer in my garden. The flowers were massive. They ended up producing thousands of sunflower seeds. I've now taken those seeds and sprinkled them all about town. I'm hoping next year there will be sunflowers sprouting up everywhere. It will be a mystery and the townsfolk will wonder how it happened. But I will know and smile.


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206,050 I define myself by the worst thing that has happened to me.

Stupid. Asking for it. Dumb to be walking alone late at night.

I am that girl.


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206,049 I'm waiting for WW III to erupt in my house. My daughter has been using up the family data plan. She sends endless photos to her friends. They are all in high def and use a ton of data. I've asked her multiple times to switch to a lower quality image mode. I sent her instructions how to do it. She ignores me. We are two days into our new month of data and all the data is used up. So 10 minutes ago I logged into our wireless account and disabled her phone service. I wonder how long it will take her to realize her phone no longer works. I'd guessing another few minutes. Then the war will begin.


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206,048 I'm afraid of my brother. He has an explosive temper. We tiptoe around him at family gatherings so as not to set him off. We might be in the news one day: "Family found dead at Thanksgiving table in murder suicide."


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206,047 If you have pink hair I can't take you seriously.


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206,046 Getting back together with your ex is like trying to shove a turd back up your ass hole!! Yeah I remember why your my ex now! Didn't change just a bigger mess than when I left!!


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206,045 I met up with my ex who I hadn't seen for years. After a couple drinks she's ready to fuck. I'm like ok I guess until she got naked and her pussy stunk like rotten shit!! My dick wasn't going to let me fuck her after the smell filled the room!! Ugh... Sorry got to go!!!!


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206,044 I'd like to fuck my ex one more time. She's married now. I wonder if she'd go for it. I think I'll send her a text and see how it goes.


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206,043 A person made a post on facebook about school spending. I commented and pointed out it's filled with misinformation. It's not the subjective type of misinformation. It's factually wrong. He did the math wrong. He divided by 100 when he should have divided by 1,000 (the units were in thousands). His conclusion that we spend too much is absurdly off by a factor of 10. We don't spend $200,000 per student. We spend $20,000 per student. As do most towns around here. I don't fault him on his mistakes. I merely point out the miscalculation and tell him his conclusion is therefore wrong.

What does the OP do? He comments and says he stands by his math - we spend $200,000 per student which makes us higher than any other town. Thirty other people like his comment.

Dialog is not possible with these people. Facts don't matter. Math doesn't matter. People are stubborn and their egos don't allow for mistakes. Once we get to this level there is no hope. We will arrest someone with no facts. We will run someone out of town with no facts. We will hate with no facts. Nothing matters anymore if we can't accept the facts.




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206,042 I love to shoplift. My favorite is going to the self checkout and only scanning about half of the shit. As I walk to my car, I go over in my head what all I got for free and how much money I just saved


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206,041 A neighbor just went to jail, on a ton of charges and will be gone for a long time. Prostitution, drugs, multiple theft charges, etc. She had her 14 year old daughter taken away by DHR because of her "activities". She in turn, owes DHR thousands of dollars in child support. We live in an affluent neighborhood where all of the houses are very nice. Her house is approximately 4,000 sq ft, and has always been a really nice place. However, the house is absolutely disgusting She had began to pile junk on her driveway not long before she was arrested, and was cited by the city for it being an eyesore. She was arrested last week, and left a dog in her backyard. We have been feeding it, and went to our vet and got her a flea pill because she was infested with fleas and sores from where shed been itching and biting. Today, we went to feed her, and the front door of the house was open. We timidly went to the porch and looked in. THERE WAS TWO CATS INSIDE! It was also obvious the door had been kicked in. We called the police, and they came in and determined nobody was inside, so they let us in to retrieve the cats who had been inside since MONDAY since she was arrested with no food or water (6 days). The condition of that house now is like nothing I've ever seen. If you'be ever seen Hoarders the TV show, it's exactly like that. Infested with bugs, junk everywhere, drug syringes, rotten food scattered in every room, and the smell will knock you down. I cannot believe this is how she was living. I used to know this woman very well. Visited this home many times. It was always so nice inside. I am still in shock

That being said, She has a closet full of high end purses. Most likely stolen, since several of her arrest charges was for theft. She has at least $5,000 worth of purses. She owes thousands of dollars in fines but can't sell some of that extremely expensive stuff?


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206,040 For a long time I have felt as though the universe has put me where I needed to be. I had plans and goals and things I worked toward, but in the end most of them didn't work out.

My friend and I were going to a dance club, but the line was really long and she needed to use the washroom, so we left the line and ducked into a little bar to use the Bathroom... and I met my future husband.

I didn't get into the graduate school I wanted (it was a VERY competitive program). I ended up in a different school in a completely different country because that's where I got in and it was the best two years of my life.

After graduating, the company that offered me a job determined what city I settled in and what became my area of expertise.

Overall, I had some choice and there was a lot of hard work, as well as some talent. But the vast majority of the deciding factors in my life were pure coincidence and luck.

Now I am losing the job I have had for over a decade. I'm terrified. I don't know what to do. I may have to obtain some additional education or move to another city or possibly even go into a different field. I'm trying to trust that this is an opportunity for positive change and that wherever I end up will be where I should be. However, I find I don't have that faith anymore, at least not like before. I wonder when I lost it. I wonder what is going to happen to me.


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206,039 My kids are on fall break. It technically started yesterday (Saturday) and will go through tuesday, then they'll go back Wednesday. I am seeing so many pictures and videos of people at the beach. I had to work this weekend (I'm a nurse) and I work tomorrow (Monday), so Tuesday is the only day I will actually have off with my kids. Seeing all these pics from the beach makes me feel like shit because my kids' fall break consists of the same crap we always do. Maybe I'll take them to a movie Tuesday or something. I truly feel like complete shit for not being able take them someplace nice.


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206,037 The diplomat's wife who ran down the young man in England, we should send her back there to receive a jail sentence. What bullshit that she can flee the country and doesn't have to face any consequences. If it was me who did the killing, I'd stay and face the consequences of my actions. But I have morals and a sense of responsibility. Obviously this diplomat's wife does not.


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206,036 If you like a mean FB post, you are just as rotten as the idiot making the post.


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206,035 I love the way dogs get so excited when they haven't seen you in a while. If only people acted the same way...


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206,033 I know a girl. She was lackluster in high school. She didn't put in the effort to study. She went to football games and drinking parties. Her one thing was she had a job working at the local movies theater. This is so she would have money to buy clothes and go out partying.

After high school she went to college. It was the state school an hour away. It probably cost her $25 grand every year for four years. I heard the parents came up with the money by getting a second mortgage.

She graduated a year and a half ago. She has a degree in "business", what ever that means. She got herself a job. Guess where? At the movie theater. She is once again selling popcorn at the concession stand. It's the same job she had in high school.

So let me ask you, what the hell was the point fo going to college and racking up  $100k in debt?

There is no point to it. College is not for everyone.


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206,032 An observation. When my wife goes away on a trip I never hear from her. No calls, no texts. There is no communication from her until she's getting on the plane and wants to make sure I'll be at the airport to pick her up.

At first I thought she's mad and not speaking to me. But it's something else entirely. My wife is very needy and self centered. When we are together she constantly tells me what I should be doing for her. She tells me to go to the store for her. She tells me what to clean for her. She tells me what food to make for her. That's the level of our "conversation". It's always her having a whim and then telling me to make it happen.

But when she's on vacation without me, I'm useless to her. She can't demand I go fetch another drink for her. She can't tell me to find a restaurant. She can't tell me to find something in her suitcase. In short, she has no reason to speak with me because I'm not there. Instead she gets her traveling companions to do these things for her.

The end result is that she doesn't talk to me at all during her trip. She views it as a waste of time. She focuses on her new slave labor.

Very telling. It helps me see more clearly the way she treats me. As an aside, a funny thing I've noticed, she goes away a lot. But never twice with the same friend. I think the friend on each trip gets it. Their vacation is spoiled by my wife's constant demands, so no one ever travels with her twice.


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206,031 You must spend a good part of your day searching for memes to post on Facebook. How about saying something in your own words rather than plagiarizing others...


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206,030 I very rarely understand other people's anger.


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206,029 If you have never been diagnosed with cancer, then you have NO RIGHT to tell any cancer patient what to do with their lives; how to treat, or what to eat, or how to live. Fuck you. We have enough stress in our lives. How about this?
Even the doctors are shit. Live your fucking life. I’m beating the odds and I should have been long dead by now. My secret? I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT as long as I don’t hurt myself or others.
Fuck You capitslist big pharm. I’m living without your psych and pain products fine. F you!!  


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206,028 I work in entertainment and I am repulsed with this gender “they” garbage. A stagehand I work with (40 years on the job he is) was reprimanded because he said “hey, you,” because he could not remember the right way to address this idiot. Fuck you and fuck right off!! I respect everyone but when you have no respect for others- fuck you! It’s so revolting when everyone, everywhere makes a mistake. So we should all bow down to you the way you do to us, right? You losers make the case for us hating you.


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206,027 He's an invalid. He can't work. His wife has to support him. His disease changes from month to month. He has nerve pain. He's sensitive to hot and cold. He has headaches. He has taken to being in a wheelchair. You know, when your ailment is that the cold bothers you, you of course must sit in a wheel chair. He also smokes pot all day, you know, as a medical thing. Groan.

His wife finally threw him out. He moved into a rental apartment on the third floor. LOL, what about the wheelchair? No problem, he doesn't need it anymore. It's a miracle....



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206,025 I love my car. I'm happiest when driving my car. I take care of my car and it takes care of me. I've had my car longer than I've had my wife. My car is now 30 years old. Haha, as a birthday present to my car I put in premium gasoline.


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206,024 Toilets should be located in the shower. Then when you take a shower the toilet also gets cleaned.


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206,023 I ref youth/HS sports. Parents are ruining the game for their kids. Stop yelling at the refs, stop coaching from the sidelines and most of all stop criticising your kid during the game. If you don't have something positive to say/cheer just sit there and be quiet.



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206,022 A few months ago, even though I specifically asked her not to, my wife bought herself a new iphone 10. We had a big blowout over it. Her phone at that time was perfectly fine. But no, she wanted the newest phone even though we can't afford such extravagance. Yesterday she was with a friend who had an iphone 11. My wife went out and bought one. Another $1000. I'm seriously thinking of just leaving and never seeing her again.


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206,021 I'm not circumcised. It's never been a problem until I slept with this one woman. She gave me an STD. After that my dick has always smelled bad. The skin peels. I feel like I should dip the head of my dick in clorox for an hour to kill whatever germs are festering there.


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206,020    I have a friend who for years has been blabbering to me on the phone. She doesn't shut up. I hardly get to talk, and when I do say something, she doesn't let me finish.
   I finally dealt with it. She called and started rambling. I decided enough is enough and I started talking. For about 30 seconds we were both talking. Then she stopped and told me she was talking, implying I should stop. I ignored her and kept talking. I went on for a few minutes where I could tell she was pissed. How can anyone possibly talk except her? She then hung up without saying a word. I haven't heard from her since. Problem solved by giving her a taste of her own medicine. Good bye bad person.


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206,019 I still really want to play with you.


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206,018 I am seeing how things are with my ex, seeing each other. We are supposed to be starting like new, and I wanted to see how we blend together now, date, etc. He's telling me he wants me to move in but I have to see if I can trust him. I know he loves me to death tho. So his mom lives with him and she's not well, she has homecare attendants who take care of her, but at night there are a few hours she's alone. He's at work and gets home 11. He said he wants me to be with her at that time, just be with her. And I love her, but I feel that's a lot to ask so soon when we are starting up again. That's a big responsibility. And then he comes home at 11 and I have to be up another few hours to spend time with him. I have some issues now so I've been home, and watch tv a lot because i'm sick and i'm home! so he got on my case a little saying "you watch too much tv." um im sick. I know he loves me but it seems he wants to pull me into his life and sacrifice everything for him and just be for him while I wanted us to blend into each other's lives. Like he's telling me what to do with my time.


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206,017 I root for the underdog because I have so often been the underdog.


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206,016 I'm ashamed I hate a few people. I never thought I'd be a hater. But some people, OMG, they deserve to be hated.


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206,015 A "friend" says she's not sleeping well. She has started popping pills to help her sleep. She says it works a little. I think she's going down the wrong path. Drugs are not the answer. I think she doesn't sleep well because of the crappy way she treats everyone. Yea, I'd be up all night too with guilt if I said half the bad things she does about other people.


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206,014 Once again you didn’t listen to me. You never do. You never will. I think it’s time I started getting ready to leave here.


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206,013 Cheating is easy and fun.


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206,012 I don't trust my wife. Not one bit.


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206,011 Why don't all texts have a time stamp? Why do only some have a time stamp?


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206,010 Today's news:

"Shepard Smith, the longtime Fox News anchor who also headed up the network’s breaking news division, has abruptly left the network after more than two decades, shocking even some of his close colleagues."

I never liked him. There was something about him that rubbed me the wrong way.  

"The anchor has no plans to move to a different news outlet at least in the near future, but will instead spend more time with his boyfriend..."

Oh.


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206,009 I counted up. For every six texts I send my boyfriend, he replies once. I would like to see him put in more of an effort to participate in this relationship.




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206,008 I'm fed up with going for a hike and having a dog charge at me in a threatening manner. The law says your dog must be on a leash. Going forward, if you dog is off the leash and it charges at me, I will shoot it. You good with that? Because I'm good with that.


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206,007 Trump held a rally in Minneapolis.   One side was polite,  kind,  accepting,  and orderly.   The other side set things on fire,  they threw urine on people,  they kicked and hit cars,  they tried to start fights,  and they were filled with hate and rage.

It seems to be a secret because the media never reports the truth anymore....


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206,006 I find it annoying when my friend says "it sucks getting older." she uses it in reference to every type of thing that happens in everyone's lives after a certain age.  I don't believe in just age or coincidences, things happen or we do things that cause sickness.  Or it's genetics or something, not just age. Ofcourse if you are talking about wear and tear or pains or stuff with the joints, yes that has to do with age. But not every health issue is age. I'd rather look at the causes and see how you can possibly prevent stuff, if it can be done.  I just don't agree with age being the explanation for everything.


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206,005 Dumbest thing I ever did. When I was a sophomore at my university, I was called into the Dean's office. The head of the computer science department was there too. They asked if I deleted some critical university files which caused the entire system to crash. I said no. They said there was an audit trail and it showed that someone using my account deleted the files. I said someone must have figured out my password and used my account. They were skeptical. I was adamant. The stalemate went on for an hour. In the end nothing happened. They had no concrete evidence. If they did I am certain they would have expelled me. Yes, I was a computer science major. Yes, I was in the computer lab all the time. Yes, I made snarly comments about the university. But truth is, I didn't delete the files. I really didn't know how it happened or who might have done it.

Two years later on graduation day, there was a ceremony. Each student had to walk up on stage and collect their diploma. When it was my turn, the head of the the department shook my hand. This was the same guy who accused me of deleting the files. On a whim, I took the opportunity to lean into his ear and say, "I did delete the files but there is nothing you can do about it now. Ha ha ha."

I was only being funny. As I said, I didn't delete anything. But I thought he'd laugh that I was confessing the second after he handed me my diploma.

It was immature of me. Remarkably immature. I remember glancing back over my shoulder as I walked off stage. He just stared at me with this dead pan expression. I could see him thinking on the inside. As if he was going to come after me one way or another. I immediately realized it was the dumbest thing I ever could have done.

After graduation I applied for several programming jobs. Three of the companies I interviewed with asked for a copy of my college transcript. Those three companies never offered me a job even thought the in-person interview went really well. I finally was hired by a fourth company. It was the only company that didn't ask for my college transcript. I think I fucked myself big time.


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206,004 I'm glad we are pulling out of Syria. We are not the world's hall monitor. Other nations have to work out their own problems. It's not up to the U.S. I am so tired of us stepping in to keep the peace. Our soldiers get killed. And the icing on the cake, we then get maligned by the locals for keeping them safe. Fuck that. Let's pull out of all nations. Let's stop giving billions to these run down shit holes. Let's mind our own business and let other nations fight for their own freedom.


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206,003 I get frightfully worried and work myself into a frenzy over made up issues in my head. E.g., I sent husband a text. He didn't respond right away. Why not? I reason it out. He must have heard me talking on the phone to my mom about him. He knows I called him a jerk. He's not responding because he's mad and he is starting divorce proceedings. Our marriage is over, my life is ruined. I'll have to go live with my mom. How did he hear me making the jerk comment? He must have the house bugged. I start looking around under tables and lamps for electronic listening devices just like I've seen in the movies. Ten minutes into this frenzy my phone dings. It's him. He calls me love and asks what's for dinner. Oh. He's not divorcing me. Oh. Okay. I text back and say lasagne. Crisis over. For now.


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206,002 I knew a lady who died bc her pey pig bit her while she was asleep.

My Husband’s a selfish pos, he works 27 hrs a week and bitches bc I expect him to do dishes. I work full time at a very high stress job and go to school, plus I take care of everything else in the house, including bills.

A good friend of mine who was known for driving like a dickhead died last week following a motorcycle accident. Can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m sad too.

I have no idea what’s impeachable about making a phone call. And i dont fuckin care.

I also have no idea why checking work email on your phone is a bad thing. And i dont fuckin care.

My husband will never leave so I need to find a house to move into with my two kids, initiate a divorce, and then sell the house for my half of what it’s worth after he destroys it. Then maybe I can be a homeowner again. We’re 5 yrs away from outright ownership and now i have to start over again.

I administered the wrong amount of medication to a patient and she reacted pretty bad to it. I was pretty sure it wouldn’t kill her so I didn’t tell anybody. She’s fine now, but everyone thinks she might have TB now, even though she doesn’t.

I think medical assistants are the stupidest people alive. They are paying upwards of $25000 in student loans for a certificate that earns just slightly above minimum wage. They are unreliable employees with work ethic worse than fast food workers.  Their lack of medical knowledge is dangerous, but it’s their inability to learn that’s even more dangerous.

Thats all i got, gotta get ready for work.






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206,001 Married since 2014, slept with an ex coworker abt three years ago, the experience was far less than I’d hoped and I felt tremendously guilty afterwards but have kept this entirely to myself, haven’t seen or talked to the ex coworker since, I think this is the fates trying to keep me on the correct path~


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206,000 On the first day of school in many classrooms kids are being asked their preferred pronoun. We're talking elementary school kids being asked if they want to be referred to as he or she.

Way to mess up their young minds.


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205,999 I don't get it. People put up a Facebook page. But if you go look at their Facebook page, they accuse you of stalking.

If you don't want us to look, then why the hell did you put up a Facebook page?


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205,998 Gender neutral Barbie Dolls?? You fucking kidding me??


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205,997 Just when life was finally coming together  - BAM!  A huge bomb is thrown into the mix. Life is so unfair sometimes.


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205,995 She posted a meme saying,

"May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude."

Okay. Ha ha. Funny. Sort of.

But doesn't that embarrass your teenage daughter in front on the entire world?  Did you think about that before posting?



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205,994 She looked like an Asian porn star.  She was fucking gorgeous.  I destroyed that pussy.  I ate her pussy for 15 minutes until she was cumming and grinding against my mouth.  Then I was fucking her missionary until she was cumming some more.  I had her pussy on my face and she was so turned on that she was kissing it all off my face.    Then I fucked her tits while I finger banged her.   Then I ate her pussy again and she kissed it off my face.  I came on her tits and she was rubbing my cum it all over her chest.  It got on own her face and in her eye- kind of embarrassing.  Then I went down on her again while she said “Oh my god!!!”  I ate that pussy again.  She couldn’t stand it.

I fucking destroyed that pussy.

Her pussy now qualifies for disability after what I did to it.


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205,993 I drink 10 cans of soda a day. At a nickel each, that's 50 cents in can deposits. But I never return cans. I'm paying $182 a year that I never get back. For the last 40 years that's over $7,000. Damn! How I wish I had an extra $7,000 in my pocket today.


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205,992 Today two Russian guys - who were helping Trump in the investigating of Biden and Ukraine - were arrested on their way back to Russia.

They are charged with campaign finance violations.

What? Have you ever heard of someone arrested with urgency at an airport for campaign finance violations? Murder yes, arrest people for murder. Or embezzlement. Or bank robbery. But campaign finance violations?

I think we are throwing laws and due process out the window. They are jailing anyone they can in an effort to squeeze info out of them. They must impeach Trump no matter what the cost is to people's rights or the nation.

Make no mistake, this is secretly a coup.


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205,991 I have a strange relationship with my wife. I do things for her out of love and kindness. Like I offer to take her to dinner. But rather than her saying thanks, she wants to control the situation completely. She insists we go to a restaurant of her choosing. She tells me what to wear. She tells me what to order. She tells me when I'm done eating so the rest can be brought home in a doggie bag.

This is entirely odd and off-putting to me. I'm making a kind gesture. She should just say thank you and not try to use my kindness as a weapon against me - and to get things exactly as she wants them.

And she wonders why we don't go out often anymore.


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205,990 With the hubby off to work and my son on the bus to the high school, I spent the morning lounging about. Then by lunchtime I was in the warm and soothing bath tub. Music gently playing. Candles burning. Mommy giving herself a treat.

As I'm approaching an orgasm I hear the back door slam. What? Who's in the house? Am I being robbed? That's when I hear my son's voice call out and his footsteps coming down the hallway.

Oh no! I forgot. It's teacher development day, meaning it's a half day for the students. Shit! I didn't even close the bathroom door.

I jump out of the tub and make a mad lunge to close the door. I'm half a second too late. My son appears in the doorway. He sees me in all my dripping wet naked glory. My vibrator is still in my hand.

Yep, he will definitely need therapy later in life....


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205,989 In my 20s I was sexually obsessed. I had to do it every night. Getting off was my prime directive. Nothing else mattered.

I had a long term girlfriend at the time. She was kind and loving and offered sex to me almost everyday. I took her up on her offer. I went too far though. I'd wake her in the middle of the night to do it. I was being unfair to her and for that I'm sorry.

Even still, on the few days my girlfriend wasn't available, I'd go out and search for other women to sleep with. I was quite successful. I slept with about 30 other women while in the long term relationship. My girlfriend had no idea.

Aside from picking up women when my girlfriend wasn't around, I also did other sexual things. I made bad choices. I stalked women. I became a peeping Tom. I made inappropriate passes at women. I also engaged in sex with men.

I was very lucky though. Without this girlfriend, I would have been forced to go out every night looking for sex. I know me. I know how desperate I was for sex. I would have resorted to "other means" of having sex with women - think the worst. Without her there, I think I'd probably be in jail for sex crimes. Or I would have contracted AIDS. She saved me and she didn't even know it.

Thank you K. I owe you my life.


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205,988 Mob justice will destroy us.


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205,987 On facebook some lady is moaning how she went shopping at the supermarket. She had a cart full of items and she checked out at the register meant for 12 items or fewer. A man on line behind her pointed out she should use a different line.

Everyone responding on facebook is saying how rude the man was.

I think it's the lady who was rude. Why not go on the right line? The lady did something wrong, not the man. We have rules. Don't break them when convenient and then complain about everyone else.

Of course no one was willing to say this on facebook and get into an argument with someone we already know is bitchy. So I say it here.

I feel better now.




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205,986 My wedding ring is somewhere along a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada. I picture a traveler stumbling across it 1,000 years from now. They will think themselves lucky for finding this precious item. My advice to them, throw it back. It's cursed.


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205,985 He pressures me to send naked selfies. :(


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205,984 I lied to my fiancee. I told him I'm sick and can't talk to him on the phone. I'm not sick. I need a break sometimes. He can be tedious. I'm wondering if this is a bad begining.


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205,983 I'm seeing how things go with my ex. I'm a bit fuzzy down there, been awhile since I was having sex regularly. he wants me to wax, but I'm afraid of the pain. Also the fact that he basically said he won't go down unless I do. If I waxed on my own or took his preference into consideration that's one thing. But this is different. Most guys are happy you're giving them pussy without telling you what to do with it. I'm not against trimming or anything tho.


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205,982 A very close female friend of mine discovered her husband was having an inappropriate relationship with her 18-year-old daughter, his stepdaughter. My friend told me although there was no penetration, her husband only performed oral sex on her daughter (as if this minimizes the incident), his stepdaughter to the point of the daughter climaxed several times. According to my friend the daughter was a willing participant. A year later my friend took her husband back in their home. Yes the (step) daughter still lives in the home. The rule my friend has set in the house is, when the husband in the house the daughter must remain in her bedroom. The daughter can only come out if her bedroom if her step dad is in the bedroom he shares with my friend.

Some things are unforgivable and this is one. I am totally disgusted with my friend and that she took the piece of shit husband back into her home.

Totally disgusted beyond measure with this woman! She is just as sick as her husband.


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205,981 I love this website!


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205,979 I think it's time to leave the USA. I think there is going to be a civil war.


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205,978 I stole the robe provided in my hotel room. I thought hey, why not!  A few weeks later I noticed the hotel billed me an extra $150 for the robe. I've never told anyone this because 1. I was stealing. and 2. I'm a fool. Of course they charged me. I didn't even like the robe. I only took it because I thought I could get away with it. Karma.


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205,977 I vote we revoke the diplomatic immunity of the woman who fled England after she ran over some poor kid.


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205,976 Back in my college days there was a major scandal. A student climbed up on a roof top over looking a quad of dormitories and shouted racial slurs. It was in the middle of the night and hundreds of students were woken up by the rant. By the time the police arrived on the scene, the culprit was gone. The national news picked up on the story. Justice was demanded. The school did an investigation to identify the student, but with no results. No one has ever figured out the identity of the racist.

I know who it was. To be clear, it was not me. I didn't know the student back then. We became friends after college and he confided in me years later that he was the one shouting the slurs.

He says he now knows it was the wrong thing to do. He was young and dumb. He has tremendous remorse. I believe him. I'm glad he confessed. But at the same time I'm disappointed in him and our friendship.


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205,974 I hate how many bad students get into Ivy League schools because they play a sport. Arg.


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205,973 I find that I have to masturbate at work on occasion to get something done. When I’m horny I find it more difficult to concentrate and all I can think about is sex. Am I alone or are there others Iike me who have to do it to?


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205,972 I find that I have to masturbate at work on occasion to get something done. When I’m horny I find it more difficult to concentrate and all I can think about is sex. Am I alone or are there others Iike me who have to do it to?


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205,971 As my part of the day of atonement, I'm sorry C,S,E,R,B and G. I acted like a spoiled 2 yr old and I'm appalled at my actions.  D I've forgiven you for breaking my heart. E, as much as I've tried, I simply cannot get past the fact you stole from me.  Maybe in time I can but at this point you are still dead to me.


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205,970 When I was a young man I was very cynical about politics. All politicians care about, it seemed to me, is keeping their "gang" in power.

Forty years later I realize that I didn't know the half of it.


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205,969 At 930 in the morning all things seem possible. I have so many daydreams going inside of me.
Then at 4, 5 o'clock all I can do is eat and sit on my ass. If I manage to not fall asleep before 8 it's somewhat of an accomplishment. I'm mad at myself for becoming this but I don't know how to stop and change myself


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205,968 Very creepy when a grown middle age bald man friends a 16 year old girl....

Especially when the 16 year old is a friend of the man's daughter...

Red flag.


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205,967 I told my wife last night about how some young woman - a complete stranger - sat next to me on the bus sat and started trying to rub my leg.  I told her that I was shocked and surprised and didn't know what to do.

I was hoping my wife would show some spark in her eye to me.  Maybe tell me she thinks I'm still handsome or sexy.  You know, like early on in our marriage.

Instead, there was no reaction.  She didn't care.

She doesn't touch me anymore.  

I wish she would let me go if she doesn't love me.


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205,966 It's so easy to push some people's buttons on Facebook. The trick is to look totally innocent but say something that sets them off. Then others ask if they are off their meds. If this was an Olympic sport, I'd win the gold.


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205,965 I get nervous about flying. I try not to let anyone know but I do sweat a lot. Last time I flew was to Colorado for skiing with a girlfriend. Half way through the flight she turned to me and said I smelled bad, like BO bad. She said other people around us were noticing. Her words of course made me embarrassed and concerned and I started sweating more, which meant I started smelling even worse. That was years ago and it was the last flight I ever took. When people ask me to go somewhere with them on a plane I turn them down. I never explain the truth, especially the part where I smell bad.


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205,964 I was very tempted to sleep with her again, the sex was kinky and crazy, right up to the point where she admitted to sleeping with three other guys in the past month and didn't practice safe sex. No pussy, ass or bj is worth dying for.  I just hope she came clean to the other guys. Doubtful as one of them was her husband, really can't tell him, btw, you are the third guy I've done this month....


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205,963 The computer lab at my school has showers. LOL. Perfect. Not me, but many of the people in here look like they could use a rinse with soap and water.


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205,962 I spoke to my sick friend again last night. It has been our regular ritual now for months. If I can't stop by in person, we talk on the phone for three or four hours every evening. Mostly we recant old stories. Sometimes we challenge each other with brain teasers, or do the crossword together.

Last night was different though. His voice was weaker. I could tell. He could tell too. He also had more seizures than normal. At about 1 in the morning I said I should go. He asked me not to. He said he was scared. He said it might be time and could I stay on the phone longer and just be there.

So that's what I did. I stayed up with him for a few more hours. He eventually fell asleep. I could hear him breathing. Only then did I hang up and get some sleep myself.

We texted a few times today. I'll be calling him again later. Tick tock.

Know this, dying is horrible.  


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205,961 According to my local political party zealots, I'm not allowed to respond in a kind way to the opposing political party. I must always say something antagonistic.  When I ignored this decree, they said I was now on their list of troublemakers and will pay the price.

Get me out of this insane asylum world we live in. I must always be mean or I will "pay the price?" What the hell does that mean. Fucking creepy!


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205,960 I hope the parents being sentenced to prison for rigging their child's college admission, get raped in the ass.


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205,959 My wife has been working for 3 months. This is her first job in 20 something years. She goes in late. She comes home early. She has told me several stories of refusing to do what the boss asked because my wife had a "better" idea. The boss would get visibly mad and sternly insist my wife do things his way.

My wife is leaving on vacation this afternoon. Yes, she is taking a two week vacation after only working there for 3 months.

I'm not going on vacation. I will stay here and work and take care of our children. My wife is going on vacation with her friends. I don't think you take vacation after just starting a new job. You also don't go in late and leave early. You also don't contradict the boss with your "better" idea when he has worked there 30 years and you have only worked there 3 months.

In any event, yesterday the boss said he wants to take her out for a coffee today, just before she leaves early this afternoon for her vacation. My wife of course bitterly complained saying she didn't have time for a coffee because she's focused on her trip. The boss insisted. My wife says she thinks he'll apologize for giving her a hard time these last three months. Ha. I think he's a nice guy and he's taking her to coffee to ease the blow of firing her. And he's wise, he'll do it in a public coffee shop instead of a small office so she can't lie and say he sexually assaulted her or anything like that.

We'll see...


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205,958 Walmart....fucking Walmart....ladies watch your men while walking through Walmart because these whores will jump at a man browsing through fucking Walmart and next thing you know you are at home with your 4 children worried as fuck about your husband because he has not come home and days later you find out he was with a fucking chick he met at Walmart telling her he loves her


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205,957 My husband never cleans the coffee pot, and then bitches how it doesn't work properly. He's had it for well over a year now (I don't drink coffee) and has never cleaned it out. I've told him it's because it needs cleaning. Yet he still  refuses to run it through the proper cleaning cycles, then complains and throws his hands up in the air like it's the coffee pots fault. Guess he was waiting for me to do my wifely duty of keeping his coffee pot clean even though I don't use it. I laugh to myself every time the coffee takes forever and he complains.

Moron.


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205,956 When I kissed you I could literally feel my stomach hurt in a good way.


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205,955 I was looking around on airbnb. There's a place for rent in my town. I basically know everyone. I was curious who it was trying to rent out rooms. I looked at the details. What I found was a picture of a house which does not exist. The photo does not match the house at that location. The name of the host was also not the name of the person at that location. I'm thinking there some kind of scam going on.


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205,954 I am not sexually attracted to my wife. Sex with her is boring. It's the same every time. She lays back and I'm supposed to do oral on her til she orgasms. She will not allow for any variation. I hate it. I am concerned though that maybe it's me. Maybe I'm losing interest in sex in general. I want to have an affair to test the waters. I want to see if I'm bored because she sucks in bed, or am I losing interest because I'm getting older. I sure hope it's the former, that my wife sucks in bed, which when you think about, sure is a weird hope to have... "Gosh, I hope my wife sucks in bed."


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205,953 I hate when someone posts a thought on Facebook and then says "Discuss."

What? We're suppose to talk about some boring thing you posted? No thanks. Weirdo.


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205,952 I sweat too much. The armpits of my undershirts get black within a few months. I have to constantly throw them out and buy new ones. I'm gross.


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205,951 There are people I know who never went to college. They think it's no big deal. They don't understand that everyone can tell how uneducated they are. Every wrong word, every illogical thought, every missed reference - it paints a picture the rest of us can't overlook.


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205,950 The woman who spews hate on Facebook is now asking everyone to stop hating so much. LOL.

Honey, aint nobody hating around here except you.


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205,949 i hate myself so much


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205,948 I'm surprised to find that so many middle class white women are racists.


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205,947 A recent post about being "touch starved" got me thinking.  I remember feeling like this so many times in my life - whether it was when I was between boyfriends, or in a lonely marriage.  My first husband wouldn't so much as hold my hand when we were walking, and would only have sex with me in order to try to get pregnant.  After a couple years of this, I was on a business trip and ended up kissing a coworker.  I just needed to feel wanted so badly.  This is technically cheating, but I wouldn't go further, and filed for divorce soon after.  I felt that if I could step out of my marriage like that, I shouldn't be married anymore.

I'm remarried now.  It was good at first, but my husband's drinking has caused it to go to shit.  He's hurt and betrayed me so much that I don't want to touch him, or him to touch me.  But the weirdest thing is - I also no longer have any desire to touch or be touched by ANYONE.  I still get flirted with by coworkers and strangers, but I feel nothing at all.  I'm not sure why that is.


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205,946 I rake the leaves in my yard. All the houses around me pay illegal immigrants to use loud leaf blowers. I dunno. I like raking. I like that I do it myself. I feel pride in doing hard work.  I like saving the money. I like that I'm not breaking the law. I like that I'm not creating noise for my neighbors. I wish they would return the courtesy. Something I've noticed. When Fall comes around my neighbors inevitably whine abut the leaves in the yard and the impending task of getting them removed. Why? They aren't even doing the work. They find unhappiness in a task they aren't even doing whereas I find happiness in going out there and doing hard work. I'm different than everyone else.


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205,945 Guys, no matter what terrible thing happens, never cry in front of your wife. She will tell all of her friends and use the crying against you later.


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205,944 I grew up on food stamps.


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205,943 My wife has many siblings. One is particularly difficult and has been forever. After about 10 years after marrying my wife, I mentioned in passing how that one sister is difficult. The siblings went bat shit crazy on me. They shamed me for saying their sister was difficult. I have been unwelcome at family events since then.

Last week all the siblings went on vacation together - except my wife. The siblings spoke about their trip to my wife. They repeatedly whined how that one sister is very difficult and spoiled their vacation.

I can only laugh.


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205,942 I sit at church with my wife and look around at the other women to see which ones I would consider fucking. There are only 1 or 2... the rest are not very attractive. My wife is one of the most attractive women there... I guess I lucked out. Not just my opinion, people often ask her if she’s a model.


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205,941 I have no tolerance for intolerant people...


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205,939 my husband cheated on me and I’m staying because I would be broke without him. My kids deserve a good childhood without living in poverty, regardless of my unhappiness.
I can live without (was raised with nothing) but I won’t let that happen to my kids.
So I’m still here. But counting it down until they’re older.
Then I’m out.


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205,938 When my wife dies I will bury her with her phone.This will make her happy.


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205,937 I wish he lived close so I could invite him over, lay him back on my couch and get to work. I just want him to relax and enjoy himself.


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205,936 My husband has filed for divorce after 11 years of marriage. It's looking like no one has told his lawyer that he has alcoholic dementia and brain injury from before I met him. This is going to be a mess, but my lawyer says that if this is what he thinks he wants, to just go ahead and give him the divorce and let his kids take care of him from now on. It is just so hard to let go and grieve for someone you dearly love. Maybe this will make him less anxious, less depressed, and comfortable in his own skin once again, but I kinda doubt it. I pray every day for his peace and comfort.


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205,934 "I feel sorry for anyone who has to touch you. You know they're thinking about how disgusting you are and hate every second of it."

My ex mentioned this very nonchalantly when I talked about possibly getting a massage. He doesn't remember it. But I have thought about it every time someone tries to hug me or touch me at all.

I never got that massage. Or the pedicure. This was 6 years ago.


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205,933 I like cleaning.


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205,932 I secretly look down on people who listen to books on tape. Smart people read books, we don't just listen to other people reading the books. If you listen to books on tape, it tells me you are lazy and not an intellectual sort.


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205,931 I don't really understand when to use a semi colon.


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205,930 Democrats, I could vote your way, but please, give me someone reasonable. Hillary was an arrogant corrupt mess. Of course she lost. Now I'm looking at 2020. You have a candidate who lied and said she was an Indian to give herself an advantage. Next. You have an angry black woman from San Fran who slept her way to the top. Next. Biden, say what you want about Trump and the Ukraine call, but hidden underneath is the fact Biden is corrupt. Next. Bernie, I like him but he had a heart attack. Next. Buttigieg. Maybe in 20 more years. Next. Booker. He was mayor of a disastrous city. I don't want the country to follow suit. Next. Andrew Yang. I don't think he's for real - everyone gets a free income?? Next. Beto. He's only in the race because some people think he's handsome. Next.

See the problem? All the candidates are flawed. Come up with someone reasonable though and I could vote your way. If not, then it will be four more years of scary T.

My secret: I'm a major played in my local republican party. LOL.


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205,929 People who say they don't care what others think of them --- are exactly the people who care most what others think of them.


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205,928 I take leftover food from work and bring it home. No one else does. They'd just as soon throw away the entire untouched pizza. The strange thing is I'm their boss. I'm more frugal than they are. Which is probably why I'm the boss.


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205,927 There is a concert going on across the street from my house. It has been going on all afternoon. This isn't fair. I work from midnight til noon. I come home and I can't sleep because of this music. The world is clearly geared for people who work normal hours. Ok, I'm not one of those people. But I should still have the basic right to sleep.


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205,926 I really believe that the internet/Facebook/smartphones are listening to us. Now everyone has talked about something, then seen an ad for it soon after. But what about when it does this with our thoughts? Prime example: I have a secret that I’ve never told anyone and never will. It caused some scarring on my body. This was when summer was coming and the scars just weren’t fading and I couldn’t cover them forever with the heat. I thought maybe I would purchase some makeup to try to cover it up. I then start getting ad videos for make up that included videos of make up artists covering up severe facial scarring on women. I never even spoke of this to anyone! Explain that.


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205,925 When white people help white people exclusively to move up in a work situation it’s clearly racism at its best...

When spics, “N-words,” and chinks or rag heads do it’s just fine.

What the fuck?!

I’m a dirty Mexican.


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205,924 Meh. I thought the sex would be better.


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205,923 I was banned from the town FB page. One person wrote in asking for the name of a moving company for a small job. A bitch of a women I hate commented, "Two Men and a Van".

I then commented, "No, the person was looking for a moving company, not what would fit in your vagina."

Yep, banned. But worth it.


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205,922 Oh my God, chemotherapy.

I'm doing great for a breast cancer patient, not too much hair loss, no nausea or heartburn, mostly just incredibly tired and fatigued, dragging myself from place to place.  It's all I can do to hold down my job -- housework and workouts and such are just not going to happen.  I'm too tired to do dishes so I just eat frozen entrees.  I'll do a delicate cold wash load of undies and pantyhose about once a week and throw it over some chair backs to dry.

But what they don't tell you, is holy fuck the constipation is absolutely miserable.  I'm going through a bottle of Dulcolax every few days just so my damn guts don't feel like they're full of concrete laced with thumbtacks.  I don't even want to eat much because it's like sending more crud down to add more pressure to an already clogged drain.

Another fun part is that the chemo drugs suppress your hormone production, so now it's medical menopause time.  Hot flashes every five seconds, it seems.  I wake up every few hours drenched in sweat.

Seven more sessions of chemo, and then a partial mastectomy, luckily just the one breast, no other sites in my body.  Then radiation therapy to really scorch the earth so nothing grows back. Insurance is covering a silicon implant and reconstruction.

But I cannot even describe what I would give to sleep normally and be able to have plain ol' comfortable thorough shits every morning like I used to.  People are telling me, wow, you're so brave, you're an inspiration, you are handling this so well, etc. etc. etc.

I would settle for not being an inspiration to anyone if my damn colon would actually function normally and not hurt all the time.  And if I could actually sleep deeply, and get something done.

Fuck cancer.  I hate it.


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205,915 I'm an avocado - aholic. I could eat avocados every day of my life.


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205,914 I wonder if other marriages are like mine. Sex is a constant issue. I would like to have sex. Once every few days would be perfect. But from my wife's point of view, once every year would be too much.

We often get in these scenarios where she knows I want sex, so she barters with me. If I do a number of things for her, she will have sex. But she never comes through. This week for example she needed me to clean the house on Tuesday because her sister was coming for a visit. She promised sex in return. I cleaned. Tuesday evening she said she was too tired for sex, but not to worry, we would do it on the weekend.

Okay, here is the weekend. She changed the deal. She said she's too busy to have sex because she's working on a church fundraiser. But if I helped... then she would be freed up to have sex tonight. This meant I had to spend the afternoon cleaning the church kitchen, setting up tables and the sound system, and helping with the decorations. I also had to work the event this evening by collecting money at the door and clearing tables.

We get home and.... she's too tired to have sex. She promises to do it tomorrow.... right after I drive two hours to drop her sister off at the airport.... here we go again....

This is my entire marriage. Constant promises. Constant excuses. Is this typical? Do other married couples have an issue like this?


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205,913 A number of years ago the magician David Blaine wrote a book called Mysterious Stranger. It had codes you had to break which gave clues to the location of a real life hidden treasure.

I loved the book and spent many hours trying to decipher the secret messages. I kept notes on my progress and put them  into a folder on my computer called "Blaine, my mysterious stranger notes". I password encrypted the folder. I didn't want anyone to see the codes I had figured out.

I had a girlfriend at the time. We were talking about marriage. My girlfriend had a good friend. The friend was married to a man named Blaine. One day my girlfriend was snooping around on my computer. She found the ""Blaine, my mysterious stranger notes" folder, but she couldn't open it because of the password. This was proof positive to her that I was having a secret homosexual love affair with her best friend's husband. She was furious. Before I had a chance to explain, so many vile thoughts came out of her mouth that there would be no recovery. We ended up splitting.

I often wonder what would have happened if David Blaine had not written that book. I would be married to someone else now.


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205,912 How messed up is it to have a relationship with your ex's brother?
I'm on the brink of a possible relationship and am getting very conflicting advice from friends.


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205,909 Can we be friends now or are you still raging hard?


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205,908 I can't stop sleeping in your clothes...


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205,907 you're everything i want and you have been all along.


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205,906 WTF? First a female cop guns down an innocent black man in Dallas, my home town, because SHE mistakenly went into the wrong apartment. That was bad enough. But there's a new twist. A black kid was living across the hall from the victim. He heard the shooting as it happened and the other day he testified against the rogue female cop. Well don't you know, today the black kid was gunned down in the parking lot.

Like this just stinks to hell and back. An innocent kid testified against a cop and a few days later he gets gunned down. Get me the fuck out of this disgrace of a state.


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205,905 I tried to join a Facebook forum. The Admin wouldn't let me in. I asked why. He sent me a screen shot of something I posted on another forum. I was arguing how there should be no room for racism or hate or misogyny in our world. He said because of my post, he didn't want me on his forum.

Like what? I argued against racism so I'm a bad person?

Yes, in case you are wondering, he's a very vocal republican.

A weird twist. I'm a republican too. I like to think of myself as a reasonable republican though. I believe in all people. I harbor no ill will to any ethnic group. I like women. I believe in equality for all. It sickens me how some fringe twisted republicans have taken over the party. Republicans have lost their way and become horrible people.  My apologies to everyone who had to deal with them. Know though, there are some of us in the wings waiting for this hateful republican plague to burn itself out.


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205,904 “That’s what I do, I drink and know things” - Tyrion Lannister

Me, I drink chocolate milk and google things.

Yeah, well, close enough.


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205,902 I have a theory. If your child goes to college on the other side of the country or even on the other side of the world, it's because you are an asshole parent and the child is trying to get as far away from you as possible.

I know a family like this. The son goes to college in a different hemisphere. And yep, the father is a dimwitted beer guzzling racist asshole. I feel bad for his kid.


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205,901 I was at a summer camp social. A girl I didn't know came running up to me and asked the name of the daughter on the Addams family. I said Wednesday. She rushed backed to her friends and told them the answer. I could see them nodding. She came back to me to say thanks for the answer. And this is how I lost my virginity.


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205,900 What I really need is a great piece of coconut cake.


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205,899 I work with such low life women. It's not a money thing. It's not that they are poor. It's their attitude which drives me bonkers. They are so crass. Don't announce to the group how you need to go "take a shit." Don't tell me you are "on the rag." Don't tell me you'd die if your daughter "dated a nigger." What the hell am I doing here. I need to quit and find civilized people.


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205,898 Parents in my town are demanding that giant canvas shades be installed overhead in the park so their children won't be exposed to the UV rays.

Back in my day, how did we ever survive growing up? Damn, we played outdoors in the sun. It's a miracle we're alive!


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205,897 My kidneys ache.


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205,896 When do you want to catch up for coffee? And by coffee I mean not coffee!!! Lol


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205,895 I try to kill them with kindness. It's not working. They are taking advantage of me.


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205,894 I told my husband we don't have to get divorced, but I still find myself secretly looking at apartments.


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205,893 My wife said she'd be home at 6:30 and we would then go out to dinner. It's 8:00 pm. She's not home and not picking up her phone. I'm so tired of this.


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205,892 I worry that I pissed off some people in high places and in response they slipped a carcinogen into my meals. Sounds kooky I know, but you should see the people I deal with.


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205,891 BEING DIVORCED IS A MISERABLE EXISTENCE.


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205,890 My ex girlfriend could beat up my current girlfriend. I might like to see it happen.


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205,889 I just learned "touch starved" is a real thing, I honestly think my depression is related to this. I haven't dated or had sex with anyone in 3 years. I cannot remember the last time I was kissed. I miss the feeling of a man's weight on me. I miss the company and companionship.


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205,888 I had an online/texting thing going with this guy a few years ago. He's married now and keeps messaging me. It seems harmless but there's an undertone I don't understand. I don't respond to the questionable comments but I will talk about our days and work. He asked me if we ever would've made it work IRL, but it was just something to do. Why does it matter now?


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205,885 I have little sympathy for people in their 60s who have completely preventable illnesses. Your knees are going out because you'be been obese your whole life? Imagine that! Oh, and because of that obesity, you have high blood pressure and adult onset diabetes? Shocking! You can barely walk, and can't do your own grocery shopping because it's too taxing on you? Maybe you shouldn't have chainsmoked all those years!

Sounds heartless, but I don't care. Take care of your bodies, people. You're only given one. Lay off the processed food, get out a briskly walk or jog while you're younger, and your body will thank you for it by not falling apart when you're supposed to be actually at the age to be enjoying yourself


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205,884 My son was nosing around in our closet, and found the video camera. Why did he feel the need to charge it and look at the tape on it? It was me giving my husband a blow job. My husband asked him about it (because we weren't sure if it was him or our daughter who did it) and he said he did. My husband said our son said he thought maybe the tape was of one of his show choir performances "but um...it wasn't". I am MORTIFIED and have been trying to avoid my son since I came home from work and was told what had transpired before I got home. My husband thinks it's funny. He says that is what our son gets for "snooping".

On another note, my husband watched the video and was extremely horny lol


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205,883 I’m married and my husband cheated on me.
In my old filtered messages on Facebook I found a message from an ex, that he’d sent over a year ago. When he sent that message I was in love with my husband, thought the world of him, and yet he was out lying and sneaking behind my back. Had I found the message then, I would have ignored it anyway. But I saw it and I responded because I was sad and broken and felt pretty hopeless about my marriage anyway, so hey-what’s it matter to say hello to an old friend who I slept with over a decade ago?
Well, apparently it’s a problem. This man has been in love with me and never let it go all these years. I’m ashamed to say I haven’t fully let him go either and now I don’t know what to do, because he tells me he loves me and yet I am married (in couples therapy too) and I don’t want to leave my husband because I won’t do that to our kids. If I left him, our lives would be really hard. It seems shallow to an extent, but I can live in a marriage I am not fully happy in because I want my kids to have what they deserve.
Ugh. Why can’t men I know just like me and be done with it? They always fall in love with me.


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205,882 I slice up raw chicken and then use the same cutting board to chop the salad greens. I'm living on the edge! This is about as exciting as my life gets...


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205,881 I slept with an ex the night before my wedding. I told my wife about it 20 years later. My wife thought it was funny. Not the reaction I was expecting.


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205,880 I've spent a good part of my life being angry. I would like to change this. I'm trying. I'm spending more time with friends and trying to enjoy the gift of their company.


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205,879 https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-carolina-news/nc-man-awarded-750000-in-lawsuit-against-ex-wifes-lover/

My new double mortgage and college tuition (ex cashed out decades of saving) plan!  The culprit is a stay at home taker, but his wife makes bank, problem solved.


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205,878 My grandfather is moving out of my parents’ house and went into a nursing home today. I am relieved. He is abusive, racist, sexist, has no conscience, and seems to be unable to empathize with people. My mom took him into our home, made him comfortable, basically saved his life because he couldn’t care for himself, and repaid her by treating her like a servant, treating my brother like a king and me and my sister like a distant afterthought, insulting her, berating her, and being filthy around the house. His sugar addiction, 24 cans of Pepsi per week, and 5 burgers a week have caught up with him and destroyed his health. I say good riddance. The only contribution he made to this world was my wonderful mom. And he abused her, my sweet grandmother, and even hurt my amazing great-grandmother. I am normally a compassionate and forgiving person, but I will never forgive him for the horrible way he’s treated four generations of women in my family. When he passes, which probably won’t be too far off, I won’t be barbaric enough to celebrate his death, but I certainly will not mourn him.


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205,877 I met the girl of my dreams recently. We’ve talked every day, spent countless hours doing so. So why am I running away. Why now. I want to be with her, and hold her, and love her, and she feels the same way…but I don’t trust her. I don’t trust anyone anymore.


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205,876 Fox News is listed with the F.C.C. as an ENTERTAINMENT broadcaster. If they want to be considered a NEWS source shouldn't they be listed as such be held to the same standards as legitimate news sources?


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205,874 I used to take naked pics of my wife when we were first married. I kept the pics on my desktop computer. I eventually got a new desktop. I noticed recently my teenage son is using the old desktop in his room for schoolwork. I hope he doesn't start snooping around in the folders. If I recall I kept the naked pics in a folder called "recipes". I figured if anyone ever accessed the PC they wouldn't bother looking in the recipe folder. Let's hope my son doesn't develop and interest in cooking LOL.


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205,873 My friend has a red bump on her abdomen. It was tiny, about a quarter inch across. Her doc said he should have it biopsied, so she did. The procedure took 20 minutes. She went into a room. A doc took a little slice. The lab reviewed the sample and said it was benign. There was no issue.

The bill came to $13,000.

How messed up is that? I'm so tired of hearing these stories of legal robbery.


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205,872 I liked my dad much more than my mom. She was always yelling. My dad was always chill. I geared my life to be like my dad. Thanks for showing me the way.


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205,871 Oh, Parents, posting all those pics of your daughter in her Cheerleader outfit.  You DO know that about 90% of them are getting FUCKED HARD by Football players, right?


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205,870 My grandmother and my dog both died in the past week. My secret is, I cried much harder about the dog. He was a happy little individual, always brought joy to my life. My grandmother didn't even remember my name half the time.


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205,869 When I was in college I poured a large bowl of peas into the soft serve ice cream machine. I sat a few tables away and watched as people made themselves cones. Most noticed the peas. They looked confused and then disgusted.  Someone told the staff. An Out Of Service sign was put on the ice cream machine.

Back then I thought this was hysterical.

I think of it now and I'm completely embarrassed. I was so immature in college. No wonder I had no friends.


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205,868 Sometimes an apology is not enough. You were horrible. You are fat. You are old. You gonna die. I hope it's painful.


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205,867 I make dinner every night. My wife never does. She refuses. She also never cleans up after dinner. I've spoken to her about her life of leisure. Nothing changes though. So either I make dinner or our children don't eat.

Today I sat back in amazement. She asked what I'll be making tonight. I said pesto noodles. She said no. She insisted I make chili for dinner. She then instructed me on exactly what I'm allowed to put in the chili. In a demeaning voice she said I wasn't allowed to put in any chicken or sausage. It must be all beef. I am also not allowed to put in any corn. I may only use kidney beans. I am to go out to the bread store and bring back a baguette. I am not allowed to serve rice with the chili. She then went off to her tennis lesson.

Her majesty has spoken....

Where do people like this come from? How do they exist in life? Why hasn't someone deliberately backed their car up over people like my wife?


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205,866 I'm having a video security system installed. I hate the idea. But the world has changed.


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205,865 Sometimes I sit here and wonder, will I find my true happiness... I don't have friends I can confide in, so I come here to empty my thoughts. There are days where I just don't want to continue anymore. There are days where I just want to lay in bed and be forgotten. At work, I have to put on a smile, when in reality I hate dealing with customers. I wished I had a happier life, not be chained at this job and just be happy. I try to be happy but it's just not easy, with so many disappointments coming left and right... I just want to be able to lift my head and have an authentic smile. I have a bf, but sometimes the point of views or opinions about things just completely turn me off and make me depressed. There are days i feel completely alone and just cry...


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205,864 I binge eat. I go for three days stuffing my face. But I also binge exercise where I'll do heavy workouts for a week. The combination works for me. I'm not gaining weight.


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205,863 He only says I love you when I say it first.


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205,862 It's been a tough season for me, I had a girlfriend who decided to go round to my friends and tell them all manner of derogatory things about me and used off the cuff remarks I made to show them what a bad person I am. Same woman tells me and swears to me that she still loves me. Some of these allegations are to be seen and not heard methinks. So yea, lost a bunch of close friends and friendly ties. I feel, alone, lost, down...I mean, I'm here to write this, and as the introvert I am, it's against my character. Yet it helps, so a big thank you to those who made this website possible. To anyone who cares to read this, don't be with someone who will so readily and willingly destroy you. Leave immediately! They only get worse with time.


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205,861 My wife wants me to buy her a new car. I went to the dealership with her. She laid out all her demands on color, leather seats, etc. I told her I'd have to think about it. I pointed out she hasn't been a very good wife. I mentioned how she hasn't allowed for sex in a year. But I should buy her a new car. She said she'd be better about the sex thing.

Here I am this evening. I'm sitting in our bedroom surfing the web. It's early. We both have nothing pressing to do. If she suggests we have sex, I will buy her a new car in the morning. If she goes to bed without having sex, then no new car. She doesn't realize there's a lot riding on what she does in the next half hour.


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205,860 Millennials are going to exploit aliens


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205,859 My tie is never quite right. The way I do it, it's always a little skewed to the side and a little loose. A few women in the office try to help me each morning when I come in. I stand there and they retie it for me. I could look it up on youtube, how to better tie it. But then I wouldn't have the pretty women in the office doing it for me. :)


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205,858 LUCKY I got away from that Bipolar psycho! Drunk, in the mugshots, reminds me of when I got her a lip injection for her thin upper lip, and she demanded I give her $.  "Do NOT disappoint me!", she said.  Just like Fatal Attraction!



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205,857 I’ve figured it out. Part of life, that is.
If you’re going to fall in love, it happens when you’re young. You fall for someone, and you either get married and have kids or you don’t. Either way, there’s part of you that still loves that person.
If you marry that person and have kids, it’s only a matter of time before one of you or both of you cheat. When that happens, it’s only a matter of time before one of you finds out. At that time, you decide whether you’re still in love with this person and want to continue to try but no matter which way you go, a part of you dies.
If you went the first route and didn’t end up with the one you loved, you pine over that person and possibly reconnect later in life, but by that point you’re too old to have children together and basically what happens with the first scenario happens with this one too.
So, love happens when you’re young and we are just too stupid to know how to carry it and cherish it because we are all inherently selfish assholes.



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205,856 He has no self control. I went out and left my husband sitting on the couch. I got 100 feet down the road and realized I forgot something. I turned around and came back. I walked in the house and there was my husband laying on the couch..... eating a box of donuts. Bet you thought I was going to say something else. I'd prefer it was something else. But no, he was eating donuts when he is on a strict diet. No self control.


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205,855 Bernie is done.


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205,854 I drove my Jeep 60 miles before I realized I never bolted the top on. It was sitting in place on top of the vehicle and could have easily blown off and killed the people in the car behind me. My bad.


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205,853 My husband brings me back leftover food from his job. This makes me sad. I'm not complaining. But yes it makes me sad. One day I hope to look back at our struggles and laugh.


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205,852 I'm over 60. My health is failing. Do I wait around for death? Or do I take care of this myself on my own terms?

One thing I do know, don't wait for retirement to live your life. Retirement is not what it seems. Retirement isn't a joyous time of fun and relaxation. Retirement is a red herring. As soon as you get there you realize your life is almost over and you don't have the ability to go travel the world or whatever.

Live your best life now kids.


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205,851 The guy is running for office in my town. The guy made racist posts both before and after he was endorsed by the republican party. Now some local republicans are coming to his aid saying it shouldn't matter what his personal opinions are about people of non-white ethnic backgrounds

WTF? The republicans are trying to argue that racism is okay?

Now I've seen it all.


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205,850 I've parted ways with my long distance romance and, with the way things were left, it looks like there wasn't any intent of a future together, but he's still sending affectionate messages.

I don't know what exactly to make of it. I guess I'll need to wait and see if it continues, or soon enough stops.


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205,849 I hope one day someone can look past my herpes and love me anyway. I haven't had a breakout in years but still have to disclose. Every time I hear "I appreciate your honesty" I know it also means "I'm not going to sleep with you. It's over."

Going on 4 years now since I've met anyone who didn't run away. I'm losing hope there's any guy willing to stay.

I'm tired of being horny and alone.


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205,845 If your spouse literally doubles in weight, does that count as a threesome?


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205,844 I took a shit so big today my asshole bled some. Damn that hurt.


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205,843 Why is friendship so hard as an adult?


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205,842 I sent him a text saying I love him. Six hours later he sends back a thumbs up. Not what I was looking for.


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205,841 A judge has thrown out the admissions case against Harvard where Asians felt there was discrimination going on.

What the judge essentially said is that it's okay to discriminate against Asians if those admission slots are giving to blacks and hispanics.

I'm left shaking my head..... so some discrimination is okay?



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205,840 CBD honey sticks? Come on! It's like drug candy. Who are they trying to attract? Kids? Sick.


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205,838 I don't believe in god anymore. I hope there is something after this life but I can't believe in a deity who would allow my son to die.

I don't believe that his timing is perfect. I think people use religion as a crutch to make themselves feel better. Being religious doesn't make you a good person.


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205,837 My wife has fucked herself in the ass with a vibrator while I watched. I then took the obviously dirty vibrator and fucked my self in the ass while she watched. We get a little wild sometimes


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205,836 It's been 9 years. I'm still not over it. I've done all the usual things to get over the end of a relationship. I'm still right where I was in 2010.


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205,835 I get chronic headaches. I'm seeing a chiropractor and they're getting better, but sometimes I come home from my office job with piercing, pounding, buzzing headaches. My husband works 12 hour shifts at his physically demanding job. He can tell when he walks in that it's been one of those days - all the lights are off, I'm in bed, and I'm wearing my UV blocking glasses to block out blue light. He notices, and asks when the last time was that I took something for it, makes sure I take something, and then he picks up food or makes dinner for us, walks around the house all night with all the lights off because the lights make my headache worse, and then spends the better part of an evening giving me a neck and shoulder massage that really digs into my pressure points. Because of this, I'm able to go to sleep, instead of laying awake with pain. I feel so grateful to be married to such an amazing human, especially on days like this. I will never take for granted all of the ways that he makes me life better.


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205,834 I just moved in with my boyfriend, and already it’s becoming clear I made a big mistake.  He is a major Fucking liability. Examples: tonight we are Shopping at  a big box  right before closing time and I had to talk to manager right at closing time and he has my purchases in the basket with his I tell him to wait up for me so I can talk to a manager real quick about something and when I am done 3 mins later he is nowhere to be found. I figure he checked us out and is waiting for me.  Wrong. He  only checked him self out left what I plan to buy in the basket along with my wallet like my entire wallet and so I have to go back in the store after it’s close to get my wallet back and learn my things are untouched and left behind, the registers are already closed. I am a little irritated by it and he drives like a maniac and turn the music up loud he just had to not hear me say anything and act like I am unreasonable for being a little upset about it and feeling like he didn’t listen to me. And another example would be the fact that he constantly drives with revoked drivers license when he could just let me drive and my license is good. He’s in pre-trial forDUI... getting caught driving without a license is going to be a huge trouble for him and if he goes to jail and stays,  guess who is stuck taking care of his abusive mother? You guessed it. I’m realizing that he is on pre-trial for a reason, and that he has done time before for a reason:   BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT HE  KNOWS EVERYTHING AND WONT LISTEN TO ANYONE OFFERING REASONABLE VIEWPOINTS.  I just finished being on probation for 3 1/2 years and I got  through it because I followed my gut, did not fancy myself an invincible bad ass, and WORKED FOR MY BEST INTERESTS AND PAID MY DEBT TO SOCIETY BY FOLLOWING A RIGID SET OF GUIDELINES.  I did 45 days in county at one point for fucking my probation up and that short period of hell on earth was more than all I will ever need to understand that I will never be going back there . Never fucking ever.  Anytime I try to tell him gently and respectfully that we should take a course of action that is less likely to go south legally he ignores me and gets angry and does the opposite just to prove he is his own boss and you know what? That’s cool. I am not staying with this man, because he is 100% going back to actual long term prison and I cannot allow him to drag me into the system with him when I busted my fucking ASS FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS TO GET OUT. Sorry babe, but your ego and your false sense of street smarts is bullshit and you’re not getting me into a hill of shit because you think you’re smarter than the Colorado law enforcement. I’m gone. We are done. I can do better than you just by walking away and doing nothing else. I need a smart and forward thinking man, not a shitty ass jailbird who won’t pull his head out of his stupid ass. I’m moving out, THIS WEEK and you’re going to prison with you and your own formula for failure. I hate to go but you leave me no choice but to save myself from your shit logic bye.


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205,833 I don’t like easy men


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205,832 I can’t cum unless I am emotionally attracted to you


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205,831 The republicans control the town facebook page. They delete anything not to their liking. They will win the next local election because the only posts allowed are the ones praising the republicans. Say something positive about the democrat candidates and the post will be removed. He who controls the media controls the world. I think James Bond had a movie about this. It didn't end well.


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205,830 Civilized people would never have sex with an animal. But we think nothing of sucking the milk out of a cow's tit and drinking it.


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205,829 My job often forgets that we serve our patients. I frequently find myself justifying why I put our patients first, what the hell?


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205,827 I follow a youtube channel where a guy is building a house. I watched an episode where he installed the wiring. I made a comment that the wiring looked messy. In the next week's episode he commented in the video how a viewer wrote in and said the wiring looked messy. As a result, he ripped out all the wiring and did a much better job organizing it. I feel very guilty. I was just talking. I didn't mean to give him grief. The new wiring does look better though. :)  


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205,826 I'm going to start panning for gold in the stream behind my house.


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205,825 I am registered in a political party. I hate how I'm expected to agree with everything the party says. According to some, I am not allowed to waiver from the party line. Even if something makes no sense to me, I must stick to the script or be attacked by my own party members. This is why political parties are bad. After this election I'm going unaffiliated.


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205,824 I may be heading back to Baltimore... I guess we will see what this week brings.  


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205,823 I have to remind my husband to be affectionate -- which is not quite the same thing as him being affectionate all on his own.


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205,822 Schiff totally made up a fake conversation between Trump and Ukraine and presented it to Congress. Like what? Could you imagine if regular people were allowed to make up fake testimony and pretend you did something wrong. "I saw my neighbor rape a woman. Throw him in jail." It would completely destroy our nation. Why didn't Schiff read the actual conversation? Why the need to make one up? I'll tell you why. Because the actual conversation isn't damning. The actual conversation is nothing dramatic. It's nothing impeachable. So Schiff made up his own words which he attributed to Trump. Unbelievable. This is what we've become. It must stop. I agree. Arrest Schiff for undermining our nation.


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205,821 I have these deep aches. They started a few months ago.  I get dizzy sometimes too.  Shit.


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205,820 I get a little nervous driving over a bridge. One slight turn of the wheel and I plummet to my death. I'm always glad when I get to the far side of the bridge.


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205,819 "narcissist" is the newest overused internet buzzword. Want to insult someone, call them a narcissist. Hence forth it will be replacing "racist".


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205,818 You are always on my mind.


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205,817 When you get back from Italy I wanna fuck you lol  ;)


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205,815 Well Katrina I'm gonna have to block you from everything. I hope the rest of your life goes well. Goodbye.


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205,814 When I was in second grade a fireman came to our school and taught us what to do if there was ever fire at home. From that day on I was terrified about it happening. I worried about it all the time. As an adult I know the fire department meant well, but it's a very bad idea to tell young kids they might burn to a crisp in a house fire.


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205,813 I'm in a position where I have to talk to a person who had a stroke. His speech is very poor. He gets mad at me when I don't understand what he's saying. Which is odd. What exactly did I do wrong? His speech is off. Not my hearing. Typical isn't it, I must be blamed, it's my fault... I'll be so glad when this job is done.


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205,811 I just found out that my daughter has a subscription web service where she shares videos. Someone I know told me about it as they saw her profile on a site they go to.

I feel so sad. I don’t know what to say to her. I’m worried about her doing something dangerous. I’m worried about her doing something she will regret when she gets older. I don’t know how to talk to her about it.


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205,809 How obnoxious. A company has invented a park bench with spikes in the seat so no one can sit on it unless they put a quarter in the slot and then the spikes will recede into the wood. Fuck you assholes. Does everything have to be about money?




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205,808 Every so often I buy my wife flowers. I've learned it keeps the peace. It makes her feel special. She thinks I do it randomly as a gesture of love. But it's not exactly random. I buy her flowers when the supermarket puts them on sale.


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205,807 I don't like my wife's best friend. The woman is anal as hell. She's 59 and has never been married because it would mess up her perfect self centered life. It says so much, a woman who gets to 59 and was never married. My wife is only friends with her because they've known each other since 4th grade. Other than history, they have nothing else in common.


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205,806 I love history. But that doesn't mean that I want to remain there. I love seeing where we've been but I also want to see where we're going.



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205,805 My bible was stolen. Like seriously???


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205,804 I have never been in love. I don't think I have it in me.


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205,803 I get accused of things I didn't do. It's weird. Some people don't like me. They look for dirt. There isn't much of anything. Desperate, they make things up about me. It bothers me. What's the point of being a good person if people tell lies and say I'm a bad person anyway.


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205,802 There’s a local musician here who puts on open jam shows with different musicians every week. He’s very vocal on the internet, being a preacher of tolerance, kindness, anti racist, etc. I’ve noticed whenever he has a female musician on the bill, or a male with a good looking wife- he’ll mention their “hotness” before their talents. The wives don’t even play and he’s commenting on their looks and how sexy they are in the posts where he’s promoting his shows. He’ll add a picture of the woman musician / wife in bathing suits and tops showing cleavage. It’s really disgusting.
I wonder if other women like myself notice this too. It made me stop attending his musical events.


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205,801 Of all the stalkers I've had, women have been the most committed. I find it strange. A man will move on, watch from afar. A woman will let you know that they're still watching you. Even years later, waiting for any opportunity to attack. This anger and hatred kept inside for so long has me convinced that maybe this is why women suffer from heart disease the most. Just a thought...


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205,800 I can read my wife's friends. They don't like my wife. They tolerate her because they are good people. But time after time they find a reason to cut their time short with my wife. One was supposed to come over for a hike. But right before the hike was to begin, the friend suddenly remembered she had to be somewhere else in an hour. Their 5 mile hike became a quick stroll down the block. There are other examples. Getting together for dinner was scaled back to getting together for lunch, which was further scaled back to meeting for coffee. They don't want to be with my wife. I understand.


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205,799 She's 48, fat, and hateful. My bet is she doesn't make it to 50.


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205,798 45% of people have cried in the office.


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205,797 I'm not going to kill myself yet. Lost every friend and girl I've ever had....but there was always a reason. Every bday, summer, xmas, new years alone.....I've gotten used to the pain in my gut i have every day......but still, I'm not going to kill myself yet......


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205,796 I close myself off then share way too much. I am terrified that my friends and colleagues are being friendly to my face but wishing I'd shut up already bc I'm being weird.


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205,795 31 years old and I've only been made love to once. And I'm fairly sure he wasn't in love with me. But he cared enough to pretend. The rest of them were just fucking. And that's fine but I want the connection and feelings that make it even better.

I'm afraid of living my life without a special someone. I don't even mean marriage, just companionship. Don't have to live with me, just be with me sometimes. And make love to me but only if you really mean it.


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205,793 The thing I hate most about apartment living is the smells. Someone cooks curry and my apartment smells like curry.

The thing I like most about apartment living is the sounds. I can hear my neighbors having sex. It amuses me. There are times I lay in my bed and masturbate along with them through the walls.


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205,792 I don't believe in second chances. I'm a good person. I never waiver. I help people, stranger or friend, doesn't matter, I help people. There has never been an instance where I blew up with uncontrollable rage at anyone. There has never been a case where I was in a bad mood so I felt it was my right to be mean to others. These things have never happened.

Yet people do this to me. Sure they come back later and try to justify their behavior giving an excuse like they were having a rough morning and that's why she called me a "fucking cunt". (Oh that explains it.)

My way to deal with this is no second chances. You treat me like dirt, it's the first and last time. Plenty of other people in the world. I'll go hang with them.


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205,791 I still do the things that are bad for me. Even they cause horrible allergic reactions that keep getting worse. Alcohol is a real bitch. I hate this monkey on my back


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205,790 I never watch serial dramas when they first come out. I wait until the series is over then I binge watch everything in a matter of a week. Some of these dramas have 10 years of episodes. No way I'm gearing my life to watch the series once a week for 10 years. Who has that kind of patience? And who the hell can remember what happened on the show 10 years earlier??  I watch them all at once. And then I have the whole story - beginning, middle and end in my head. It's much more satisfying and easier to keep track of what's going on.

In hindsight, I realize this is how I handle myself in a relationship. I binge date. I go out with a woman for what was supposed to be a simple coffee. But I don' t leave her. I go home with her. We eat and talk and fuck and don't leave each other's side for a week. It's an intense whirlwind romance. Then I finally tucker out and I never see her again. It sort of makes sense. Why waste an entire year or more dating a woman? Squeeze it all into a week and then be done with it.


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205,788 I read things on Facebook and I realize I don't fit in. I'm not one of you. A woman posts something about feeling like a squirrel squished on the side of the road. Someone responds with "LOL". Someone else says "Me too!" A third person posts an animated GIF of a squirrel stuffing a nut in its mouth.

Somehow this is considered to be a conversation and these people are now friends for life.

I'm just not like the rest of you. I'd like to think I have slightly more intelligent conversations with people. Life, politics, art, math, history, love. I have these conversations in person. Animated GIFs are not possible. Animated friends are. Big difference.


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205,786 O gawd I'm embarrassed beyond what I thought possible. I was talking to a new guy on the phone. I had him on speaker so I wouldn't have to hold the phone to my ear. I was laying down and had the phone on my tummy. I sorta forgot it was on speaker and could pick up sounds from more than just my mouth. I let out a gigantic long fart. Little prim me. Little Miss Perfect. The phone couldn't have been closer to the source of the sound. He was silent and then he asked if I just farted into the phone. How do I explain that away???? I lied, or tried to. I said no of course not, I said I was sitting on a leather chair and shifted positions, you know that sound of skin rubbing on leather, and its hot in here and my skin was a little dewy and that's what made the sound.... What's that Shakespeare quote, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks..." I think he knew I was lying.  How do I get myself into these things??? I'm like that Larry David character on Curb Your Enthusiam.


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205,784 I have no idea what's wrong with me.

I'm supposed to study for my A+ certification and hope (this time) that I pass.

Days go by and I just stare at the books, videos, etc. and I just can't. I'm just incredibly depressed and unhappy with the fact that I can't even care enough to fix my situation so that if something happens, I can deal with it. I'm in constant pain from carpal tunnel in my right arm, arthritis in my left shoulder, knees and lower back (as well as degenerative disc lower back), anxiety, asthma and allergies, but I'm not "disabled" enough for Disability.

I wish I could just die already and spare everyone.

F/50


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205,783 I had a stressful summer and spent 10 weeks of it not knowing I was pregnant. I was hormonal and a tad psycho. There were some moments of justified rants, and then there were some where I should have chilled way out.

I’m feeling guilty now, I’m feeling shame about how hard I raged about a certain couple of coworkers. My hormones were hijacked, my stress was way up and I was so burnt out I didn’t hit the gym this summer.  Which meant the hamster on the wheel in my head was running the tollbooth!

I feel like I need to make an amends or two to these coworkers, well definitely one of them.  I still feel like she has her side of the street, but that I definitely need to clean up mine.

Ugh.

Hormones are a total nightmare, whatever shred of sanity you once had is out the door and on a train heading to the coast the minute hormones come into play.

It’s why teens are whack, pregnant women are psycho and menopausal women are out for blood. HORMONES ARE OUT TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.

Beware.

And it’s not a UTI, you’re probably with child, get on the pill. The diaphragm is a useless birth control method, now you know! Pass it on!


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205,782 My wife made a cup of tea for herself. When she left the room for a minute I spit in it. I've never done something so childish, but boy did it feel good.


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205,781 Strangest thing I've ever seen. A group of three "friends" and I went out to dinner. I was in a kind mood. When the bill came I treated everyone. One friend looked over my shoulder at the tip I left. It came out to be 17%. The friend launched into an attack on me saying I'm cheap and why am I being rotten to the waiter. I didn't understand. Isn't a standard tip 15%? I left more than that. Another friend joined in on the attack. I thought they were kidding at first. But they weren't. They were being horrible as can be. The other friend there took my side pointing out I just bought everyone dinner and they should be saying thank you instead of attacking me. The nasty ones kept going. They just threw away a friendship over what was probably $2.


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205,780 Stormy Daniels gets gets $450,000 payout because police arrested her. WTF?  Isn't that what police are supposed to do?


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205,779 I’m a horrible person. I have someone who I love and truly loves me but for some reason I can’t stop cheating.
What’s wrong with me???? I don’t even like it.


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205,778 The most hateful woman I've ever met is now working at a store in town. I will never shop there again.


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205,777 We had dinner reservations for six o'clock tonight. It is now 6:30 and we'd still have to drive half an hour to get there. My wife said she'd be here and wouldn't be late. She's not here. It is a birthday celebration. Doesn't matter to her. It's not her birthday. It's mine. As a present she's obviously decided to get me passive aggressive behavior.


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205,776 I'm kinda back with my ex... Seeing how it goes. He was great and sweet, then yesterday we got into something because we were on FaceTime and he saw I had eye makeup on. He asked about it, nicely, but questioned why I had it on to go to the store. It wasn't heavy just enuf to make me look more awake. Then he basically asked it he has to worry about the guy i had sex with while we broke up... We broke up a couple years ago. He had a whole gf, but he brought my fling up because the guy lives in my neighborhood. His ex lives in his neighborhood,btw. I told him he's not gonna tell me anything about makeup, I'm grown. You'd think I was wearing red lipstick or something, I've heard guys getting jealous over that. I told him I wasn't tolerating that and he called it an outburst, but wasn't,I was just letting him know. Then this morning he was about to pop by by surprise but I felt a certain way because it's very early in this new phase and I just don't like popups. Give some notice. He tells me when he's ten minutes away. Turns to a fight and he acts like I don't wanna see him or he's not welcome but that's not true. I just wanted notice. We talked all morning and he said nothing about it. Idk if I'm wrong to feel how I feel or what.


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205,775 This site blows- it’s more about some wheel chair bound moderator-fuck, insecure about the shitty life they lead.   The only control they can exercise is to try and limit speech.  Sounds demon cratic to me


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205,774 She wanted to divorce me. I talked her out of it. I wish I had let the divorce go through.


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205,772 FB will no longer have "likes" in Australia. It's an experiment. I agree with this 100%. Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night to see how make more likes I've gotten. The "like" counter runs my life. I wish it would go away.


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205,771 I am an expert at nothing, but it doesn't stop me form pretending when I comment on other people's posts.


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205,770 A person said terrible things about me. I have an amazing amount of patience. I wait. I will let enough time go by so the incident is forgotten. Then I will strike back.


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205,769 My wife drinks. She'll down two bottles of wine every evening. She doesn't think it's a problem because it's only wine. She tells me alcoholics drink hard liquor, not wine. All the liquor stores here close at 8 pm. I've watched my wife realize at 7:45 she is running low on wine, meaning she won't have the required two bottles for the evening. She drops whatever she is doing and makes a mad dash to the liquor store. Doesn't matter if we are in the middle of dinner or watching a movie or singing happy birthday to our son. Having enough wine for the evening is the highest priority.


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205,768 I've noticed that I'm getting more positive attention from women as I've been losing weight.  More glances on the subway and at work.  More women smiling at me and wanting to extend their conversations with me.  It's a little weird because suddenly I'm getting a lot of attention when I didn't for years.  

But I realized something from this week.  I was walking off the train and a very attractive woman was approaching towards me.  High maintenance, low cut blouse showing some of what she got, and she knew she looked good.  I glanced and we made brief eye contact, and I saw her look down and to the side... and she puckered her lips just a bit.  

It surprised me that a woman that hot would do the preening thing for me, but it started getting me thinking about all the crap I had to put up with from women in the last 25 years.  I never liked "hot" women.  They're too much trouble and high maintenance and aren't a match for my more laid back and shy personality.  I always preferred the stronger women who didn't put a ton of effort into their appearance.

So what I realized after seeing this hot woman preen a bit for me was that all the women who weren't high maintenance, and maybe less attractive, treated me like total shit.  I'd ask them out and just get wrecked by them.  Even the ones I just tried to be polite to.  It got so ridiculous that last year I held the door for a young woman I worked with and she shot me a side-eye and a sneer like I was just some pervert trying to get into her pants... because I held the door for her?  It really made me feel a bit hurt that I couldn't even be nice to a young woman without her thinking I was a terrible person.

Maybe this stream of consciousness secret is that this hot woman preening for me on the subway made me finally realize that the not as attractive women are just naturally suspicious of attractive men being nice to them.  It's like they don't have enough self-confidence to think that some of us just prefer being around the girls who are more real.


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205,767 I am here for you.  I was brought back here for you.....


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205,765 I will never get on an airplane again.


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205,764 My husband’s best friend was murdered 25 years ago (no charges were brought against this human piece of garbage- everyone was too scared to testify). In a cruel sad, twisted turn of fate I befriended this POS- work related and I had no clue who he was. How in the world do you live with this?


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205,763 Despite being married I'm basically a single parent. He wants a second kid, secret is that's not going to happen. It's not really a secret though, I told him 2 years ago but as usual he pretends he can't hear me.


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205,762 My wife gives me driving directions when we are headed back home.

"Turn left here.... Go down about half a mile.... Turn right just after the park...."

Not only have I lived here with her for 8 years, it's my home town. I grew up here. She did not. Yet she feels the need to tell me how to get home. Can you say control freak?


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205,761 My credit score is 507 which sucks bigtime. Fucking student loans.


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205,760 i check my wife's underwear for signs of cheating


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205,759 A neighbor looks every bit like she stays home and drinks all day.


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205,756 My bf came home in the middle of it. I had to jump up and pretend I was getting dressed. Now I am unfulfilled.


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205,755 There is one set of relatives that my family doesn't talk to- I didn't know why until I was in high school. Turns out that the father, my great-uncle, molested my mother repeatedly when she was a kid. Obviously, she didn't want to see him, so we never went to events at his house or invited his family to ours.  He's long dead, but his daughter just showed up at the hospital where my grandmother is dying. My grandmother never said whether she knew what her brother-in-law had done- you just didn't talk about that stuff in the 1950s. She stayed on cordial terms with that side of the family, so of course her niece shows up in a crisis.

I am glad Nana has a large support network, but I'm looking at this cousin I've never met, and wondering- did you know? Were you part of this conspiracy of silence? Did your father molest you, too, and did you also think that this was some bizarre thing that had never happened before in the history of the world?

Dealing with the imminent death of a loved one is weird enough without these family secrets festering under the surface.


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205,754 Given the chance, my wife would commit a crime to get money. She has said so. Case in point, a woman left a purse unattended on a McDonalds table when she went up to the counter. My wife wanted to take the purse and walk out. I physically had to stop her. Me, I would never commit a crime under any circumstances. But my wife, eh, she thinks if she can get away with it, then she's doing nothing wrong, it's the fault of the person losing the money for not paying attention. These types of things never came up while we were courting.


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205,753 We went house hunting. My children don't know what a radiator is. Man I feel old.


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205,752 How do you know the expensive organic vegetables are really organic? I could easily see a farmer claiming the food is organic when it isn't, just to make more of a profit. You kidding, in today's world this is certainly what they would do.


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205,751 Assholes should be killed.


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205,750 I took my first Uber today. I feel like I've finally joined the modern world.


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205,749 A little girl has brain cancer. I've never met her but she lives in my town. Her family made lawn signs showing her name, I guess just to inspire the girl to keep fighting the disease. Everywhere she goes she sees her name on signs in yards. It must make her smile.

The other day I was driving down a well traveled road when I saw one of her signs had fallen over. I don't know why, but I looped back around, stopped the car, got out and put her sign back the way it should be. It was a tiny gesture on my part. Dumb I know. My fixing her sign isn't going to make her better. But I felt the need to do something, anything, to help her.


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205,746 My wife goes online and makes up stories about people being inconsiderate to make herself feel better about being generally ignored and uninteresting.


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205,745 I've fallen in Love with a girl whose name starts with B.

I keep imagining that something I do will make her Love me.

But nothing ever does.

Oh well.


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205,744 My husband makes a good income. Good enough that I don’t have to work & I never even have to know what the bank balance is because I know it will cover what I buy when I need to buy things.
My husband is attractive and has a nice dick.
He’s also good in bed.
He is a good father too, and he loves me.
I often wonder how I got so lucky and then I have to also wonder why I’ve had recurring dreams about a lover I had before marriage. It’s like I cannot shake him.
He is none of the things my husband is, but he haunts me.
What the fuck.


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205,743 I hate people.
Everywhere I am, I am an outsider looking in.
& I’m so tired of it.


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205,742 Ivanka speaking at the UN. Oopsie.




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205,741 I went on a date. We met to take a walk around the park. It was strategic. If it didn't work we could say goodbye and go our separate ways. But it was also just before lunchtime, so if it did work then we could go to lunch and continue the date.

I thought the walk went well. She suggested lunch. This was a good sign. We started to head to a restaurant. She was thirsty and wanted to first stop at a deli to get a bottle of water. She plunked it down on the counter and then looked at me with expectation. It took me a moment to catch on. She had no money. She needed me to pay for the water. At lunch I sat there thinking how she went on the date without bringing money. Like she expected me to pay for everything. It was a huge turn off. I probably would have paid anyway, but the way she just assumed it was off-putting. I never called her again.


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205,740 I ran into my daughter's teacher from many years ago. She remembered my daughter. But the woman acted so nervous with me, as if she was scared. She wouldn't look me in the eye. Her gaze was darting all over. She was fidgeting and kept backing up. As if she heard I was now a mass murderer or something. It was bizarre. People are weird.


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205,739 I hate and resent my husband for not making any money. Note I did not say “more money,” I said “ANY money.” Not one fucking cent. People our age are taking their kids to Disney World or going on romantic getaways and I’m over here selling our possessions online and rationing cans of tuna so there’s an easy meal for our kids.

My husband’s response: “Well, those people can do those things because their rich baby boomer parents help them.”

Um, NO. They’re able to do those things because they’re a fucking dual-income household. You know, that’s when both people in the relationship contribute. The excuses are getting old. I am starting to hate this person.


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205,738 I enjoy talking to people. So why do I shy away from them? I think because I've encounter some awful domineering assholes in the past. I assume everyone is that way. But it's not true. Some people are great. I struggle with this.


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205,737 I think mice have been in my cereal box. I figured this out after I ate breakfast. FML.


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205,736 I wish that my wife and my lover were attracted to each other.  I want them both to at least cuddle me at the same time.


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205,735 One of my favorite memories...

I had a crush on this girl back when I was in college. She had a hot blonde friend, and the two of them would mock me behind my back. I was young and clueless and refused to believe how much of a bitch she was. Basically I was a nice guy who finished last. I deserved what I got from them for being so naive and shy and clueless.

But what I did to handle my shyness was I learned to play guitar. I got exceptionally good at it, too. It was far easier and forgiving to me than the rejection I would get from girls. My friends, and even strangers, were impressed and even amazed at how good I was. I loved the blues and rock and roll, and in a short time I could even shred with my teeth, although I preferred improvising guitar solos. Again, it was easier than talking with women. But it was personal and only my family and close friends knew what I could do.

Eventually I broke out of my shell and started playing around my area a bit with some great experienced musicians who were older than me. I had gotten some self-respect and forgot the snotty girl I had a crush on and her hot friend.

A few years later, maybe I was 24 years old, I found myself playing at a local festival as just one of a bunch of musicians. Who happened to show up but the snotty girl I once had a crush on and her snotty blonde friend. We just so happened to start playing the one blues/rock song that I loved the most and the one where I could just tear up the guitar solo throughout the entire song.

From where I was I could look out from the platform (not really a stage) and see them. I don't think they realized that I could see the look on their faces. It was priceless. They both had this look of confusion and their mouths were open a bit. Here in front of them was this uncool dork they had both mercilessly mocked for a few years, tearing it up in front of a crowd that loved what that dork was doing.

When I packed my guitar up and was heading to my car, they drove past me and waved. Probably the most attention I ever got from those two that wasn't mean. Still brings a smile to my face.


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205,734 More and more my wife tells me a story she just told me an hour earlier. I see where this is going. We are older. The dementia is coming. It makes me sad. I nod along with her second telling of the story anyway and laugh all over again. Because I love her.


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205,733 Drugs. I thinks it's drugs. Maybe someone here can tell me if employees at fast found places take drugs. The other day I ordered and paid for four burgers. They made two. When they packed up the bag I noticed. I pointed out their error. I had to wait another 10 minutes for them to make two more. Then tonight, I ordered four burgers from a different place. They only put three in the bag. I didn't find out until I returned home. How hard is it to count to four? Is this a challenge for workers in a fast food restaurant? Or is it drug use, meaning they are all so fucking stoned they can't get an order right?


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205,732 The Inquisition....here we go (again).... the Inquisition...what a show....


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205,731 My cum is runny and watery. I watch porn videos where the cum is thick as pudding. How do I get that consistency? Is it a diet thing?


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205,730 There's a story in the news saying Demi Moore cheated on her husband the night before they were married. I read the story with a slightly different outlook, namely, phew, I'm not alone.


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205,729 She acted up again. This time out of control rage because I wore a yellow shirt and she wanted me to wear a purple shirt. I dug down to the bottom of my soul and told her I loved her. I then gave her a hug. It seemed to help. Ten minutes later she no longer was ranting about the shirt. But I can't help thinking marriage is not supposed to be this way.


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205,728 A black American has been sitting in a Chinese prison because a Chinese jerk broke a bottle on the American's head and the American pushed the guy out of the way. Bam, 3 years in prison. Racism is alive and well in China.

But this is also astounding to me. The American's family paid blood money of $25,000 and the prison term was cut in half. Like whoa. Bribery and corruption. Pay money and your prison sentence gets forgotten in China.

I tell you, do not travel abroad. It's not worth the risk. So much greed and evil in this world.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/wendell-brown-finally-comes-home-164101238.html



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205,727 I tried detox and rehab. I'm giving up. Time to drink myself to death


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205,726 When I was 22 I had a sexual encounter with an infamous woman. She wasn't infamous back then, but she is now. What I remember most was her out of control hairy pussy. It was crazy and wild. These are things she is accused of today. LOL. Her pussy was an omen of what was to come.


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205,725 it took me 15 years of marriage to realize my hubby likes me to insert my finger up his behind.


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205,724 I brought my car in for a repair. The place called me back and said they know what part needs to be replaced. They then told me where to order it. They said when it arrives I should bring it in to them.

Is this the new normal for car repairs? I have to order the part? I don't know anything about ordering car parts. I thought this is why I'm paying the repair place. They should take care of everything.

Could you imagine going to a restaurant and ordering a hamburger and the waitress tells you there's a market down the street where you could buy ground beef and buns and you should run out and buy some and bring it back to the restaurant...


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205,723 I have a friend and a few weeks ago she had flies in her house. She hired an exterminator to spray the place with pesticide. She has two small children. A one year old and a three year old. What the hell is she thinking? She doesn't want flies so instead she douses her house with poison? If you have flies, clean your kitchen! Throw out the rotting trash! Don't poison your babies!



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205,722 My wife texted. I accidentally left my phone in the car so I didn't see her text until a few hours later. In the meantime she texted 5 more times demanding to know why I was avoiding her. She called me a coward for not facing her on the issue and instead hiding from her. (The issue was when we should go to the DMV on the following day.) She summed it up by saying how disappointed she is in me and the marriage.

Next day, we were at the DMV and I had to pay for a car registration. It had to be by check, not cash or credit cards. Luckily I keep a spare blank check in my wallet. I pull it out and make the payment. Back in the car she wants to know why I keep a blank check in my wallet. Is it because I am up to something? Am I about to run away? Am I leaving her? Is there someone else?

I sense a problem developing.


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205,721 Spookiest thing ever!



Here is the security camera video of the incident....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLk0Hz3oz8Q

Oh wait. They are just still images of a wheel chair on a sidewalk. There is no motion at all. Click bait fake news.

Thanks Yahoo. At least you are consistent.


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205,720 He came a ton on the outside of my vj while I squeezed my muscles together so none would get inside. I need proper birth control!!!


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205,719 Curious... married people or living with your gf/bf...what is the bills situation like?  Do you each pay half or is it like a lot of my friends where the guy pays most and the girl pays groceries or something like that?  


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205,718 I hate when my adult friends announce on facebook it's their birthday and in lieu of a present I can donate to a charity they have named. Grow up. I wasn't getting you a present. No one was. You are not 10 anymore. If you care about the charity, you donate to it. How arrogant to try to get me to give money.


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205,717 Bet ya didn't see that coming.


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205,716 I wish that Swedish teenager would focus more on the blatant racism in her own country, rather than telling us what's wrong with our country.


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205,715 I’ve been patient.
But having a 13 year old daughter who is on the spectrum, who has self esteem issues,...is about to drive me to suicide.


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205,713 I thought I might be in the beginnings of a long-distance emotional affair with the slim possibility of something physical down the road with a bit of effort. Turns out I think I was the only interested participant. Bummer.


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205,712 I walked 3 miles today. Not enough. I'm going out for two more.


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205,711 I’m in an emotional affair.
It’s a matter of time before it becomes physical. He lives in the same area now.
I don’t care.
I would care had my husband not cheated on me, but he basically has given me the green light by being unfaithful to a once very devoted, sexually hungry, attractive wife!
Those days are over.
I don’t want a divorce, but I have no requirement to be faithful anymore! It’s kind of a relief, albeit a sad one.
And to think 6 months ago I was considering having another baby (something he’s said he wanted for years!)
Life can change so quickly, all because of some shitty life choices. Hmmm. Wish it was true that positive actions create such a strong ripple. Seems to only work when it’s a negative action. Oh well. I don’t care anymore. I have quit trying to unravel the world’s mysteries. I’m just here for the ride.


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205,710 Nothing I do is ever enough.


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205,709 I posted 205,359 about getting caught by my crush and her best friend when I was spying on my crush through her best friend’s Instagram story, because instagram logs profile views for the first 24 hours.  The next day, which was my birthday, my crush and her best friend posted a picture of themselves that had the day printed on the bottom - my birthday.  I thought it was really odd until I remembered that they would have seen me viewing the instagram story.  I had been caught.

I posted on Facebook last Saturday about stopping by certain bookstore.  Just for kicks, I just looked at the best friend’s instagram story 20 minutes ago.  She posted a video of herself twerking with her friends in front of the main sign of the same bookstore.  

What are the chances that that is a coincidence??  My crush wasn’t in the video, just the best friend and some other friends.  The best friend has an awesome ass, though.  Holy cow, she was looking sexy.


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205,708 Purging into an empty bottle in the parking lot at your doctor's office... That's a new low.


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205,707 Ahhhhh. Kids are back in school. Hub is at work. I can poop in peace and then masturbate all morning. Life is good again.


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205,706 When I call my wife from abroad and the phone connection is lousy, she gets pissed at me. Because it's my fault the phone system in Turkey needs improvements. I should have upgraded the entire Turkish infrastructure before going there for a medical conference.


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205,705 I have a reoccurring dream where my friends do things without me, like going away on vacation without inviting me. Then they come back and tell me all about their trip. They never notice they failed to ask me along, but they want me to listen to the recounting of their adventures together.


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205,704 Tony, where are you? I dreamt of you two nights ago and can't get you out of my head.

Transatlantic.


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205,703 Whenever I hear about someone I know dying, I wonder if I'm next. It unnerves me for the rest of the day.


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205,702 I really, really, REALLY want to get my nipples pierced. Mostly because I want to wear thin white shirts without a bra and watch men
1. see the outline of my titties,
2. slightly see my areolas through my shirt and,
3. realize that my nipples are pierced...

Seeing their reactions would make me so fucking horny! In fact, just the thought makes me damp.


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205,701 I renounced Catholicism when I was 13. There was just too much I realized I had issues with and didn’t agree with. My parents understood, and since then I’d consider myself as non-denominational Protestant.

But there are some times where I am worried sick or scared and pray to calm and comfort myself. Last week we had a lockdown at the school I teach at, and I found myself silently reciting Hail Marys and wishing I had my grandmother’s rosary in my hand. I guess sometimes you don’t fully let go of what you’re raised with...


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205,700 3 weeks ago a guy friend of mine died in a car accident he was not responsible for. Some random asshole ran him off the road by clipping the front of his car while merging in front of him and send my friend's car spinning/tumbling/ pancaking upsidedown, down an embankment off I-10 near Palm Desert.

I have never hurt this much in my life than since he died. I didn't cry as much for my father's passing (he was a royal prick) and I've only experienced one other death since that time. Now, my friend...my friend was the kindest, gentlest, most helpful and trustworthy and loyal person you'd ever known. He was a mensch through and through. We would hang out at the dog park, go to the movies, have dinner or whatnot several times a week. We were never romantically involved, just super close friends who were always there for each other.

My brain will not stop sending me thoughts like, Oh I gotta tell Scotty about this.... or...I really oughta send this article to Scotty....or....I wonder if Scott wants to go to the dog park tonight....

I know he is dead and cremated. I know he is not coming back. I know that and yet I want to scream every single day. Because I don't know that he knew he was my BEST friend. Because I don't know that he knew HOW MUCH he mattered to me. Because I don't know that he knew HOW MUCH I loved him.

I hate that I never told him, I love you, Scott.
I hate that I rarely gave him a hug,
I hate that I failed our friendship that way.

I would give a kidney to have the opportunity to tell him just one time.

Bottom-line is, don't hold back, people. You NEVER know what might happen.

Me, F/48
Him, M/56


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205,699 Passport application. Look closely at the zip code field. It has room for 6 characters. Bit by bit we are falling apart.




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205,698 I just found out my wife has two Amazon Prime accounts. She's had them both for years. I've been paying for both for years. Somewhere in the past she had one. She accessed it through her computer. Then when she went to use the account on her phone, she couldn't be bothered to look up the ID and password in the computer, so she signed up for another Amazon Prime account. I never knew. I've been paying the fees on both forever. This is so typical of her. She doesn't care how much money she wastes. She doesn't earn it, so it doesn't matter to her. She's the most painfully self centered person you could ever meet.


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205,697 My wife bitterly tells me I'm mentally ill if I don't do exactly what she says. Her words are exceedingly hurtful. I am not mentally ill. I am well balanced and get along with others. My wife on the other hand has issues with everyone who thinks differently than her. Her boss. He ex best friend. Her sister. She finds horrible things to say about all of them. Everyone has a major flaw Except my wife.


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205,696 The blood pressure medicine I take is being recalled because it contains carcinogens. I can't win.

How the fuck do these things happen? Is everyone asleep and they let the lunatics run the show? Who mixed carcinogens in with the medicine batch? Like holy shit. Someone should be put to death for being so irresponsible.


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205,695 I am about to break the law and tow my broken car behind my working car to the gas station. I'm waiting until after midnight when the roads will be empty. I don't mean the rudely but I am going a little further out of the way so I avoid the Dunkin Donuts. The cops are always there. Best to avoid them.


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205,694 I don't replace my shoes when they wear out. I never get that far. I replace them when the smell gets too bad.


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205,693 I never realize how awful people were until Facebook came along.


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205,692 I have a friend who remembers a screaming argument we had and so she has told people she will never speak to me again. The thing is, we never had a screaming argument. She did that with a different friend. She remembers it as me tho. I'm not complaining. I'm glad to be done with her even if she is mistaken.


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205,691 My husband has never been promoted. New guys join the department and a year later they get bumped up. But not my husband.


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205,690 I regret majoring in psychology.


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205,689 I used to be good friends with a girl in my office.  I'm not on FB often because I'm usually really busy with work, so it will take me a while before I see friend requests, and then it might be another week or several before I actually check out peoples' pages.  Then I had a lull with work so I was able to spend more time on social media.  Wellll after a couple days I ended up unfriending her and distancing myself from her.  I had no idea that she - African American - was so vehemently racist (I'm brown).  I was really, really stunned at the things she was saying.  She legitimately does not like white people.  She eventually quit the job.

The other day I saw her comment on a mutual friend's page, and checked out her profile to see what she was up to.  Imagine my shock to see that she was engaged and pregnant - to a white guy.




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205,688 I get these wicked headaches that feel like someone smashed me in the head with a hammer. It starts suddenly and lasts for only a minute. I picture there being a blood blockage in my brain and it finally builds up enough pressure to push its way through. It's very scary.


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205,687 I would sleep with my best friend's husband if he made the first move.


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205,686 My town nominated a racist to be on our police commission. How can this be? We have changed and not for the better. Racism is becoming main stream once again.


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205,685 Wait, I'm confused as to what's happening here. My wife started a new job as an assistant in a law office. The boss's son has an older car. It has brake issues. The car needs to be dropped off at a mechanic 20 miles away. Somehow this has morphed into me driving the car over to the repair shop. Like what? It's not my car. It's not my wife's car. It's the boss's son's car. The son doesn't work for the law firm. Any car problem is a personal issue belonging to the son. But the boss asked my wife to do it because get this, he doesn't want his son driving a car with bad brakes, it could be dangerous. So he instructed my wife to do it. She called me on the down low and said she's scared. I understand. She asked if I could do it for her. I love my wife. I don't want her to be scared or do something dangerous. So I agreed to help. but why is this coming up at all? Why am I running errands for these lazy people I have never met? These are people who think nothing of putting my wife in harm's way. Jeez this is a bit over the top. If your car has troubles and is unsafe to drive, call a damn tow truck!


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205,684 I tell him I love him. He says "Okay."

Wrong response.


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205,683 Thank god I have stuff to do to get ready for work tomorrow and can’t go with my friend to the movies. She’s ok to go to a bar or party with but not to places where you need to have basic manners. She belches out loud during the movie (actually, she belches anywhere any everywhere, even in front of our boss...!) Last time I counted 7 times. She laughs EXTREMELY loud and claps her hands together kinda like a mentally challenged seal while bellowing “OH MY GOD THAT’S AWESOME!!” She checks her phone during movies, and I swear to god she has her display on full brightness. It is blinding. She talks during movies and doesn’t have the courtesy to at least whisper quietly. Then, when she sees me laughing at a normal volume, she’ll nudge me and ask why I’m not laughing. After the last time we went out, I decide that’d be the last time. It is so embarrassing. She draws so much attention to us, mostly in the form of nasty looks and people shushing her.

How does someone in their late 30s, who is an otherwise intelligent person, not know basic manners at a movie theater?? I don’t think her parents did a very good job of teaching her basic manners in general. I don’t need my friends to have the manners of the Queen of England or anything, but for fuck’s sake, know how to behave in public like an adult. No more movies with her. It’s too mortifying, and I’ve no willingness to teach an adult manners.


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205,682 If we are at a buffet style restaurant, all of us will get food and sit down. Then if I notice we don't have any utensils, I'll go up and get knives and forks for everyone. If instead my husband notices we don't have utensils, he'll get up and get a knife and fork for himself and only himself. Eye roll.


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205,681 I use the facebook like button as a weapon. I like some personal attack posts as a way to hurt the person being attacked.


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205,680 I'm not sure what to make of this. Four months ago my wife started a new job. All seemed okay. Then two months ago my wife shut down. She was staying late at her office. She was uncommunicative with me. I'd get one word answers. She never wanted to do anything with me. My very existence annoyed her. This of course meant no sex.

Last night she was in a better mood. I could tell she was hesitant, but she agreed to sex. First thing I noticed, her pussy tasted very different. It's like the chemistry had changed entirely. It wasn't a bad taste, it was just different.

Here's my question. Could this be a sign of her having an affair? If another guy has been dipping in there, could it change the chemistry of her pussy juice?


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205,679 Secret, the prices at Whole Foods have come down a little. Yay.


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205,678 My wife and I were taking a shower together. I thought it was racy and romantic..... right up to the point where she farted. She didn't offer an "excuse me" or anything. She farted and then rinsed the shampoo out of her hair. Less than classy move on her part.


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205,677 My boyfriend tells me what I should be doing when he is not around. I should vacuum. I should go food shopping. I should do our laundry. Uhh, how did I ever manage to survive before he came into my life............


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205,676 In about 1400 BC there was a Chinese emperor who drank tea every hour out of his favorite tea cup. One day while abruptly reaching out to stop his son from tripping and falling, the emperor fumbled with the cup. It fell to the ground and the handle broke off. Distraught, he summoned his empire's greatest craftsman to have the cup repaired. The craftsman came up with a plan to put bolts through the cup and the handle to hold it all together. It would look clunky and ugly, but the cup would at least be functional again.

The emperor was troubled by this solution. He didn't want the awkward bolts holding his cup together. The cup would no longer be beautiful. It would no longer bring him joy.

A young apprentice boy approached the emperor. He had a different idea. He used gold in the cracks to meld the broken bits back together. The gold was shiny and gleaming. It meant the cracks were not only visible, they were radiant and became the most obvious part of the newly repaired cup.  The emperor loved it.

Sometimes scars are not to be hidden away. They are to be brought forward and celebrated. They tell a story. Scars are part of us.

Physical or emotional, we all have scars.


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205,675 I think we should encourage kids to vape. It will clean out the gene pool before they procreate. We need this.


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205,674 When I talk to people on the phone, I make alot of obnoxious faces. People say dumb things. I react. But we're talking on the phone so they can't see me mocking them.


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205,673 I lost a parent this year, it was unexpected and traumatic being there for his care before he passed. Now my mom needs major surgery and her doctors said she needs to lose weight and quit smoking to even consider her as a candidate for surgery, by January.  She has done neither of those things, she does, drink less Coke... which her nephrologist told her to do years ago.

I’m not ready to be an orphan, but I guess life doesn’t happen as you’re ready, it just happens. I’m certainly not ready for her end of life care (she’s a complete pain in the ass).

You know what comes out of my relatives mouths? Thhinj od all the stuff you’re going to get. Like really?!?! I would rather live to my 90s having her pain in the ass self boss me around (when I’m home visiting or over the phone) than inherit one cent or family heirloom. I would rather have the people back than their stuff and make my own way in life.

I am so unprepared to become an orphan in this world, or for her to be in one ounce of pain at the end.  


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205,672 My secret is that I am a slut. I live in a high rise in NY. A couple of months ago the people whose windows directly face mine moved out. An extremely hot man easily 15 years my junior moved in. I’m 46. I’ve never had kids and I’ve always worked out. I’m as tight as I can be, and my breasts are still perky.

Back to the slut part of my secret. I get home about the same time as the babe across the way. I’ve removed some of my clothing while he watches each day for nearly a month.

But today I stared right into his eyes and took off my bra. I let it fall to the floor, licked my fingers, and grazed my nipples. His left hand went to his nether regions (ooh, a lefty!)

I bit my lip and drew my blinds. If he’s lucky he will get more tomorrow.


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205,671 I respect a cigarette smoker a lot more than a nicotine vaper, regardless of which is ultimately worse for you. I mean just because why even bother at that point? You value your health enough to not smoke, but you don't mind being heavily addicted to nicotine? Whatever else they are, cigarettes are actually enjoyable, you get something for what you give up. Juuling is...awful. It's like sucking off an android. You become a slave to some dumb plastic dick and you hardly even get anything out of it.


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205,670 I wish I never bought car. Walking and my bike were working just fine. My then boyfriend talked me into it.


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205,669 I love my daughter so much. I would marry her mom to finishing raising her although I have negative love towards her. If you knew us both you would clearly see this is no secret. No more Asian women for me. I’m thinking something less exotic like a Puerto Rican. Maybe even one from New York. Even one from upstate.


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205,668 My best friend passed a year ago yesterday (still cannot get over it). I was in my bedroom last night - I lit candles and said a prayer for her. Almost immediately my bedroom lights flickered off and on and a book I had on my nightstand flew off to the floor!!! Explain that? I was the only one there. There is life after death and I do believe they send us signals. I am totally creeped out by this yet comforted by it too.


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205,667 In my 20s I was doing some volunteer work in a hospital.  I remember seeing all these people who were really sick, some not even that old, and thinking to myself that I must always take care of myself.  I didn't want to look like or be like these people, hunched over in pain and looking years older.  So I've always eaten well, taken my vitamins, exercised and maintained a healthy weight.  I don't drink often at all, don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't overindulge in food or sweets.  

I try to tell people this - your body is like a car.  You must maintain it and put the right things in it if you want it to run forever.

That being said, a friend of ours recently retired after 25 years on the job.  He worked hard, now is the time for him to enjoy time with his family and do things together.  Except he can't.  Less than two weeks after retirement, he's now in the hospital, unable to walk and with his organs failing from excessive drinking.  He has four kids.  Jesus.


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205,666 I’m kind of disappointed about Area 51 , I mean the media was all hype out about it and apparently only a few show up . I was hoping at least some of these YouTubers would have a video out there so the rest of us could have a laugh but no . It turn out to be a lame event .


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205,665 I don't even know who Prince Andrew is and I don't care enough to look it up.


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205,664 I don't think she loves me.


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205,663 Cloying, saccharin, sickeningly sweet. Those were the words going through my mind as I ate my brownie Oreo cupfection while sitting at a picnic table under a tree with my six year old. Then, for no apparent reason, my son looked upward and said “Shut up tree!” Then a leaf fell off the tree and landed in his ice cream.  And I thought.... Karma.

That is all.


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205,662 I am tired.

Tired of wondering where I fit in.
Tired of wondering what the next complaint will be.
Tired wondering if I will ever be complimented.

I am tired.

Not being wanted.
Not being heard.
Not being loved.

I am tired but I tried..

Tried to fit in.
Tried to resolve issues that were brought to my attention.
Tried to be accepted

I am tired and I tried to be my authentic self but in today’s society, you need to be a robot.

A robot

Who goes with society’s ways.
Who doesn’t speak the truth.
Who appears to  everybody to make others  feel good.

I am just a person who grew up with morals on values and will not sacrifice them for today’s ways..

A person who knows how to show love.
A person whom complaints others.
A person who wants to succeed.

A person who now wants to end their life because I don’t want to become a robot.


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205,661 In college I lived off of Kraft mac and cheese. It was all I could afford.  I ate it for basically every meal. Surprisingly I still eat it in a pinch.


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205,659 I wish someone was as obsessed with me as that guy was with Jodie Foster. I'd send them after my boss. Until then I'll just keep fantasizing about him finally dying from the heart attack he's long overdue for.


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205,658 Good thing about getting older and forgetful, you forget your attacker's names. And you forget about some of the attacks. Or you lose energy to hurt over them anymore.

It started so young I use to think that it was normal to just let people do things, and without a fight.


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205,657 I have drank a quarter of vodka and have some sleepy time pills before it into my system. I hope I don’t wake up tomorrow.


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205,656 I have been married for over 10 years, I used to like sex but now definitely do not need it or care less to have it. We have sex maybe once every couple months (which is fine by me), he doesn't complain about it either, Sex does NOTHING for me, I have only had an orgasm twice (during sex) in all the years we have been married. Is something wrong with me?!?!


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205,655 I hope you can't stop thinking about me. I hope you feel the pain of missing me as I have missed you. You made the mistakes that led to the end of us. We both know the truths I could tell.

We will never see each other again. I hope that sinks in really deep.


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205,654 I used to live 5 minutes from work and I would take advantage by going home to poop.


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205,653 Why does clicking on the box "Keep Me Signed In" mean they never keep me signed in?


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205,652 My wife was angry. She spoke to her friend. The friend convinced my wife to divorce me. My wife announced this to the world. My wife and I worked it out. Of course we did. We've been together for 18 years. We are soul mates. But this friend of hers. What am I supposed about her? I don't want to have contact with her and her husband anymore. She is a troublemaker looking for drama. I think back. The woman was constantly talking about how her daughter was being bullied in school. It got so bad that she pulled her daughter out of school and sent her to a private catholic school. And guess what, the daughter was bullied there too. I think I get it now. The woman likes drama. She makes it up where none exists. She messed up her daughter's life with this fake bullying claim. She tried to mess up my marriage. She's trouble. End of the line for this woman. No more contact with her.


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205,651 He died yesterday. He was 84. The article in the paper said his death was very unexpected. Excuse me, but he was 84. How is his death unexpected at that ripe old age. Not knocking him, but what an odd thing for the reporter to write.


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205,650 I went out with a woman for a date. She spent more time on her phone than she did with me. Uhh, that aint gonna work.


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205,649 Is there any woman who hasn't tried anal sex? (I doubt it.)


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205,648 What is this latest fake news? Trump said something in a phone call to the president of Ukraine. An operative at one of our own intelligence agencies was listening in and disagreed with something Trump said. He "blew the whistle" on Trump.

1) Isn't spying on the president illegal? No one should be listening in.

2) No one in the public knows what the president said. He could have said wants to have lunch with the Ukrainian leader. How is it that a spy gets to determine this is illegal? When did spies get appointed as the judge and jury?

3) The media is going nuts saying Trump is guilty of treason even though the media has no idea what Trump said.

4) The president is allowed to say whatever the fuck he pleases to whomever the fuck he pleases. This is America. This is called freedom Get that through your thick skulls you lowlife troublemakers.  




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205,647 I wish my wife could see what she does. Every decision she makes is based on what's best for her. Whereas every decision I make is based on what's best for our family.

An example. We are looking to buy a new car. She wants to get a station wagon. Her friend has one. My wife wants exactly the same one.

I point out that me and our two sons are over 6 feet tall. Crouching down to get in a station wagon isn't ideal. We bump our heads on the door frame. An SUV is better for us.

No. She is demanding we get the station wagon. She actually said, "Only three of you are tall." Oh I see, only three us will hit our heads and so the one of her outweighs our request...

She wants what she wants - and for the shallowest reason too - because he friend has this model. The rest of us don't matter.


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205,646 Stepdad/stepdaughter sex is so fucking hot to me. Comment if you’ve fucked your stepdad or stepdaughter. Tell me more.

29/f


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205,645 His secret has been revealed. Ok, whatever. You cheated. By getting massage parlor handjobs. Gross.
It’s broken me in a way I didn’t think possible.
My secret-I’ve always been in love with someone else.
At the end of the day he loves me & I love him and while I don’t want to be with him, I enjoy this secret love.
Haven’t fucked him in my marriage but I’m pretty sure my husband just gave me the green light by being an unfaithful creepy prick.
No guilt now. Thanks!


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205,643 The office manager where I work is the daughter of the owner. She is simply the worst employee ever. She has cost us thousands of dollars this week alone because she refuses to do her job. It's so bad that people are working late to cover her ass. I personally refuse to do so, the owner knows how lazy his daughter is, it's up to him to rectify the situation. Not the employees


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205,642 I loathe the people I work with


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205,641 I noticed a while ago that this one woman has been showing up at my husband’s workplace frequently. He works at a bar and sometimes we work together there. She gets right in his space, and I can tell when a woman has a crush on him. He’s gorgeous. Who wouldn’t?
My husband laughs it off, has probably said ten words total to this person in the last six months.
Weirdly enough, she shows up in my Instagram feed as a suggested friend. I checked out her profile- nothing totally stalky. I’ve visited her page a few times when I see the suggestion comes up out of boredom. The lady basically flings herself at men so of course I’m going to see what she’s about. Wouldn’t you?
Then yesterday I noticed that she blocked me. I have never spoken to her, I’m not friends with her on any social media.
Why block a spouse of a guy you have a crush on? Wtf lady? That’s SHADY.


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205,640 I am afraid to give my opinion. It might cause the powder keg - also known as my wife - to explode.


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205,639 A relative has fake boobs. I don't get it. I find nothing sexually appealing about plastic bags filled with salt water.


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205,638 I am going to Paris with a few friends. While there I am going to cheat on my husband. I don't know with whom. But how satisfying to have a love affair with a Frenchman in Paris!


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205,636 I hate when the audience starts clapping and hooting while a singer is performing. STFU. I'm there to hear the professional singer, not to hear the drugged out trailer trash grunting.


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205,635 I have to learn that when I buy my kids something new every day, they're taking it for granted. Yesterday my daughter came home from school to a new fold up brush she'd mentioned needing for her backpack, several of her favorite snacks, and a new necklace, and some glue because she loves making slime. I had cleaned her room spic and span, and placed the items on her bed. She came home, ran upstairs as usual, and I followed not far behind. I wanted to see her reaction. She glanced at the bed, put her backpack down, went to the other side of the bed, and hopped up on it, turning on netflix. I said "Um, thanks mom for all the new stuff. You didn't have to do that!" She said "Oh. Yeah. Thanks"

So insincere. I told her that when I was a kid, I didn't get stuff every day. I had to wait til a special occasion like birthday or christmas. She seemed unaffected. I decided then that this impulse buying her shit every time I go somewhere is coming to an end. I never spend money on myself, or even my son really. Only her. Maybe I'll start treating myself instead of spending so much on her.


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205,634 My wife and I had yet another discussion on how she doesn't spend time at home with me and our children. She said she understood. We made a plan to go to dinner yesterday. It would be only the two of us. "Couple time." It would be a "new beginning." Those were her words. We went out and a friend of hers met us there. Like for real? She invited someone along on our intimate dinner for two? She's either not smart or incredibly passive aggressive.


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205,633 I’m noticing changes in my daughter, who is 26. The nose ring is gone. The 6 rings on her 8 fingers is down to 2, both on the same finger. Her clothes less flashy. I can tell she is trying to adjust her language and not be so crude.
Not saying a word, oh no, we had enough battles on all of that.


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205,632 My best friend is dying. I've known him forever. We continue to hang out a lot. But instead of acting the part of tough guys cruising bars for women or causing trouble in some form, our hanging out means I sit by his bedside and spoon feed him Spaghetti Os. He cries sometimes. I wipe away his tears. When I leave his house and I'm driving back home, I cry too. Ha, look at us, some tough guys we turned out to be. He has only a few weeks left. I will miss him.


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205,631 I see people touching frogs and toads. Plenty around here. I would never touch a frog or toad. I think they give people warts.


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205,630 My sister-in-law is 66. Her newish second husband is 55. I don't know how they exist together. He's a nice guy. He's good looking. He has a good job. On the other hand, she's a very unkind pushy person. She has no real job. She is beginning to look elderly with terribly wrinkled sagging skin. Why does he stay with her? No one in the family gets it.


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205,629 My enemies are following me around. LOL. I know it sounds paranoid. I assure you I am very sane. But I am also very outspoken and have a well known voice in my town. There are some new people who have recently moved in. They want some projects to happen which will benefit them. I and a few others spoke out against the new projects. In response, the newcomers are literally following us. They park down the street and when I leave my house, they tail me. I guess they are looking to see if I go to a brothel or make a buy from my heroin dealer. LOL. They are looking for something to discredit me. Too bad for them I'm the most straight laced person. But this is politics in America today. It's no longer about doing what's right for the majority of the people. It's about finding dirt on anyone who gets in your way. I find this to be disgusting behavior. The concept of neighbors and community is being thrown in the trash. It's all about getting what you want by any means necessary.


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205,628 She never stops. She takes and takes. She wants a new car. I agreed. But as soon as I said yes she said she needs a new $6000 bicycle and a bike rack and a Thule storage container on top of the new car and a membership at a swim club which she will drive to in the new car and a membership at a tennis club which she will also drive to in the new car and a new $1000 tennis racket. I'm not kidding. She listed out all these demands within one minute of my agreeing to buying her a new car. She makes me so sad. She doesn't love me. She loves that I can afford to buy things. I open the door an inch and she barges in and wants everything in her dreams.


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205,627 She asked me to get together with her for lunch at her house. I know what this means. We are going to fuck.


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205,626 My cousin passed in April. I miss her terribly. She was 30...too young. It’s torn me apart. I want her back all the time and wish I knew that she was in peace. Last night I had a dream and she was in it. She walked up to me, laughing, took my hands in hers, and smiled at me. She didn’t look like someone who died of cancer. She was glowing, with this radiant white light that surrounded her and emanated from her. I want to believe this is a sign that she’s at peace, that she’s out of her excruciating pain and suffering. I don’t know if dreams can communicate messages like this, but I desperately want to believe she was in my dream to comfort me.

There’s nothing that can fill the empty space you’ve left behind, A. I miss you all the time and I wish that none of this had ever happened to you. I haven’t cried like I am right now in a long time. I can usually get myself to stop after 10 minutes but it’s been 20 minutes now and I can’t stop. The grief feels unbearable. But since you have to be gone, I want you to be at peace. After all you endured and the battle you fought, you deserve all the peace in the world. We will meet again one day. I love you forever.


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205,625 Update on this morning.  I ate it.  She came


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205,623 I walked 5 miles today. Yay me!


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205,622 After decades of mocking religion I'm thinking about going to church again.


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205,621 I once farted while lifting hand weights at the gym. The guy next to me obviously heard but was a gentleman about it. E.M.B.A.R.R.A.S.S.I.N.G


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205,620 My wife's sister has an artsy naked picture of herself hanging in her master bath. My wife and I house sat for them once. I think the sister forgot the picture was on the wall.


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205,619 I want to see your life destroyed. You deserve to have horrible things happen to you.  


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205,618 Every time my wife spends money on herself I want to cry. We don't have it. It's like she's rubbing it in. She wants to break me. This marriage is not a partnership where we work together to do what's best for us. It has devolved into her constantly spending on herself and tormenting me. I hate it. I don't want to do it anymore. I can't even afford a divorce lawyer. No way. A divorce lawyer is $40k for the both of us. A mediator is better at $5k. But we don't even have that.


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205,617 He's trying too hard. He's getting annoying.


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205,616 I don’t even know how this happened, but my whole school and church seems to think I’m going to marry this really fat annoying guy who keeps talking to me all the time at school and at church.

I can’t really talk to my parents because my parents are both really fat too and my mom is always looking for any reason to slut-shame me.  She’ll just tell me he’s a nice boy (because his mother does a lot at church and his family’s rich) and I should appreciate that any boy wants to talk to me.  

So now I can’t get a date to anything because Porky McPorkypants seems to have told everyone that I’m his personal property or something.  He asked me to both his junior and senior proms but I said no.

Oh well, he’s a senior and I’m a sophomore, so only a few more days until he’s GONE!  Please let him just disappear already!

I don’t care if I am shallow Hallie because I won’t date him. It’s not even just that he’s really fat (like OBESE, not just a little puppy fat) it’s that he’s spoiled rude greedy and selfish and a whiny little bitch mama’s boy who’s probably going to turn out to be an alcoholic and get diabetes sooner than later. And he smokes pot and has done coke too. He’s only 18 and already drinks a LOT and brags about it.  Every time time I saw him at lunch he was eating about twice as much as everyone else.  

He likes to say ‘I’ve always wanted to marry a blonde Catholic virgin! EVERY guy wants a wife like that!’ He even told me he considers me his girlfriend, and he and his parents are always coming up to me talking to me at church.

What none of them know is that I’m not really religious at all.  I’m going on the pill and having at least one lover in college, maybe more.  And as soon as I move out I’m coloring my hair light red. I’m also not sure if I even want any kids.  I’m NOT marrying that guy! I’ve never even been on a date with him and I won’t let him touch me.

Come on, let him be GONE!


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205,615 Five Guys has the best french fries.


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205,614 My husband is younger than me and handsome, nice body. Better than most guys these days. The sex (when we have it) is good. But he's so moody and odd sometimes. He spends so much time playing with all of his vehicles and I'm sort of left here alot.
It's whatever but I spend a lot of time fantasizing about my fat neighbor across the road. I don't know what it is but it's weird. He looks like a effing inmate but there's a hotness/creepiness about him. Is this the seven year itch my Mom used to talk about? My hubby should pay more attention to me...


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205,613 I noticed that every time I post a story on Facebook, a single “Other” view is shown at the bottom.  This means that somebody i’m not Facebook friends with is routinely viewing my profile, which is public.  I hope it’s you, Elizabeth.


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205,612 I'm watching gay porn. I think I'll fuck myself in the ass with my wife's vibrator.


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205,611 Super Glue is great. It works..... but only for about two minutes.


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205,610 I really want someone to pop the ingrown hairs on my ass and the backs of my legs.


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205,609 Only my wife can say 'I love you' in an angry way. I tell her all the time how much I love her. When I'm going out. When I hang up the phone. At the end of a text. I think she gets fed up hearing it. It appears to make her mad. But I'm sorry, it's my nature. I love her. I say so. Sometimes she feels guilty and I think she feels forced to respond in the same way, so she begrudgingly says 'I love you'. But it comes out like she's angrily paying a parking ticket. "Here, take my damn money. I hope you fucking choke on it."


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205,608 So strange. My credit card was hacked. I had half a dozen weird charges. The bank tried to contact the fraudulent vendors. When they received no response, the bank reversed the charges. Good, it worked out in my favor. Except for one fake charge. The bank said the vendor claims it is legit. I called the place. It's a charity for the homeless. I explained they must have made a mistake and charged my card $100. They said they did charge me $100 and they did tell the credit card company the charge was real. What? I asked why they would do such a thing. They said they are a charity and couldn't I let the charge go through because they need the money. I was stunned. They knowingly and fraudulently charged something on my credit card and they are asking me to let it stand. OK, what assholes. I give to charity. However I only give to good charities involving honest people. They are asking me to approve their scam. Fuck you. I told them to remove the charge asap or my next call will be to the police. I'm still waiting for the charge to be erased. I'll give them another day and then the police are being brought in.


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205,607 My wife doesn't want a husband who loves her. She wants a husband who buys her things.


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205,606 I’ve been awake for an hour and a half. Can’t fall back to sleep. All I can think about is eating my wife’s pussy but she’s fast asleep.


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205,605 I posted something for sale through facebook marketplace. I received contact from someone. All it said is 'interested'. So...now what? I mean it's a small thing to complain about but the message is so vague.
I struggle with the way people communicate online. I guess now the onus is on me to say," hello. I see you're interested in the thing. When would you like to see it?"
And then I'll probably get ignored for 4 days lol.


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205,604 I have a friend who is extremely moody. Get this, she recently commented how I and some other friends are moody, and she is the only stable one. The rest of us laughed. Can you say delusional?


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205,603 I wish I wasn’t so fucked up


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205,602 My sister committed suicide when I was 7 years old, she was 13.


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205,601 My junky car broke down and I left it in a parking lot and walked away. I kept waiting to hear it was towed or whatever. But I never heard anything about it again.


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205,600 A friend,  my best friend,  comments a lot on my weight.   I have always been big,  six feet six inches and about 290.  I am almost 60 buy have no health issues,  no aches or pains and I walk my dog daily for an hour,  sometimes two.

I noticed that when he does not drink he had the shakes.   And he drinks a ton.   What is better,  the extra weight or the alcoholism?


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205,599 I'm thinking of taking up drinking again. It would be a fun way to die.


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205,598 I'm hoping for a brutally cold winter. I'm just in that kind of mood. I hope it's frigid and snow piles six feet high. My pantry is stocked. I'll be inside the entire time. I'll watch the mayhem from my house on the house.


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205,597 I'm trying to be kind, helpful and forgiving in my relationship. But she never compromises. She constantly tells me what I'm doing wrong and what I need to change. She takes takes takes. This isn't going to work any longer.


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205,595 I passionately hate ASMR with every cell of my body. I don't understand how people can listen to it.


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205,593 I took a shower before work this morning. I grabbed a towel hanging on the bathroom hook. I dried off and got dressed. Just before leaving for work I took the wet towel and hung it up. For some reason I smelled it. Oh God! It stank of moldy rotting decaying flesh. I was horrified. I just rubbed this towel all over my body! I sniffed at myself. I couldn't quite smell anything but maybe I was use to it and I was late so I dashed out the door. Here I am sitting at work and I'm totally paranoid I can smell the horrible odor on myself. Unfair for these things to happen to an already self conscious girl! :(


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205,592 We have a new hire. She's been here two months. Start time is 8:30. She comes rolling in after 9. End time is 5, she leaves at 4 something. We have a rule of no texting or using cell phones except if there's an emergency. She texts 10 times a day. Her half hour lunch break is never less than an hour. Her husband called and started screaming at another employee. In short this woman is the worst hire we've ever made. Each employee is hired on a 3 month initial probation. She will soon be shown the door and we will have a celebratory dinner. Some people don't realize how to get along.


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205,591 I think the US bombed the Saudi oil facility.


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205,590 There's a bicycle room in this apartment building. It's out of the way in the basement at the end of a long dark hallway Tenants rarely venture in there, especially as the weather turns colder. There are hooks in the ceiling for suspending a bicycle. I did a test, a hook will support my weight. I will put a small note on the door telling anyone seeking entry not to come inside. The note will tell them to call the police to take care of it.


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205,589 Family drama. He is dying. His heroin-addicted daughter wants to see him. He won't let her. He's been manipulated by her and her drug habit. He refuses all attempts at contact. I'm not sure what the right answer is in this case. But I think he should meet with her.


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205,588 My wife is cold and snarly. I wish she had warmth in her. I greet her with a hug and a kiss. She doesn't return in kind. Instead she tolerates my affection and when I'm done with what she views as self indulgence on my part, she tells me all the things I need to do for her. Pick up more water bottles! My watch needs a new battery, go get it fixed for me! The car needs washed! I love her. I do. I don't want to be without her. I feel like I'd die without her. But then again, I feel like I'm dying while with her.


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205,586 I spend most of my work day on Facebook and Netflix, or playing cell phone games. I don’t know how I still have a job, but here we are.


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205,585 My wife almost divorced me once. I was being a jerk to her. I'm so glad she gave me a second chance. Everyday when I wake up and see her beautiful face, I'm reminded of how blessed I am to have her in my life.


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205,584 Tell me love, just how deep inside her vagina do you have to go until you admit she is your girlfriend??? Asking for a “friend”.


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