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200,837 To understand how my wife's brain works....

Yesterday a woman came buy and dropped off a homemade apple pie. My son had watched the woman's dog for a few days. This was the woman being thankful and giving our family the present of a pie. I thought it was very nice of her.

My wife took this as a threatening gesture. She sneered at the pie. My wife thought it was was infringing on her territory.  My wife informed us the pie was probably terrible and my wife makes a much better one. And that's what my wife then did, she made her own apple pie.  Which she served to us at dinner.

The other woman's pie, my wife threw it out.

My wife (most women?) are absurdly competitive.


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200,836 This weekend I started seeing my liberal friends start posting articles about the teenager and the Native American in DC during the Right to Life march.  They were almost sickeningly gleeful about it.  It was like they were shouting at each other, "At last!  Proof that Trump supporters are racist!"  

I saw that it was a white teenager wearing a red MAGA hat.

My immediate gut reaction was, "I'm not reading any of this, I'll wait until tomorrow when the truth starts coming out."

And then the truth came out.  Newspapers and celebrities started publicly apologizing.

I shouldn't have had that gut reaction.  I shouldn't have known what was going to happen.  But this is where we are in 2019.


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200,835 A woman I know posted one of those "what does life has in store for you in the next five years" meme.  It's one of those things you do on social media that's for fun.  The meme says she'll get money, get married, and have two kids.

I wonder if she posted that because that's what she's hoping for.  She turns 40 this year.  Not married.  No kids.  She was one of those women who always went after the so-called "alpha male," and thus she got the "alpha male" treatment.  She let herself get taken advantage of by these guys.  Two abortions and one baby she gave birth to and immediately put up for adoption.  

No normal, nice guy is going to pick her to be a wife and mother.  She's not just damaged goods, she's complete wreckage.  At 40 years old it's too late for her anyway.  It's kind of sad.


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200,834 I think reading glasses are designed to break so you have to buy more.


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200,833 WOW WOW WOW My girlfriend is pregnant! My bf and gf are a married couple. They just recently decided to try and get pregnant, and it worked!! We actually figured out that it most likely happened during threesome/play time lol. OMG 9 months seems so soon. I just had to say it here since other people think it's weird and don't understand :( I think it's fucking amazing. Bebe is coming!!


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200,832 School is cancelled tomorrow because it's cold outside. This is exactly what I'm talking about, we pamper these kids too much.


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200,831 I'm so lonely. I'm searching the land for someone, to no avail. Either I don't like them enough or they don't like me enough. Where is my someone where we like each other more than enough?


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200,830 I can hold the last note of “Don’t Cry” longer than Axel Rose does.


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200,829 I take great pleasure in watching people die in the movies. Maybe I get a little too much pleasure out of it. I haven't decided yet.


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200,828 I hate when rich people ask us working class people to donate to the rich person's favorite charity. Like what the F dude? You're rich. How about giving up the $100,000 in your couch cushions instead of trying to guilt the people living paycheck to paycheck.


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200,827 The left wing insurgent “news”, including the Cabal News Network (et. al.), are now in full retraction mode on the Nick Sandmann & Covington Catholic High School "story".

My secret is that I hope that both (federal) law enforcement  & this brave boy vigorously pursue the idiots who issued violent threats, targeted harassment and doxing on the basis of media-promoted misinformation.

Totally unacceptable and out of control, folks.


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200,826 LGBTQ - why is the L first? Who thought of that? Women are equal, but women still come first?


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200,825 I have to wipe off my glasses several times an hour because they get so oily from my face. Yuk.


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200,824 My unstable wife flipped out on me again this morning. She is 55 and post menopause. She's always been erratic but she's getting worse. This latest incident started in the middle of last night. She woke me up because my hand brush her elbow while I was sleeping. She started screaming at me uncontrollably saying it was sexual assault. She went on for 20 minutes demanding I move to the guest room. So I did.

This morning when I got up, she continued her ranting saying sexual assault is a crime blah blah. I told her she needs help. I've told her this in the past after other tirades. As you might imagine it never goes over well.

Half an hour later there was a 180 degree shift. She was all sweetness and nice. She came to me with a cup of coffee calling it a peace offering.

"Go on drink it, I want to see you drink it."

I said I'd drink it later.

Tell me this, would you drink it? Would you ever try to sleep next to a woman like this? It's possible she might stab me in my sleep, accusing me of rape because my foot touched hers.




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200,823 Updating my resume. I'm wondering if "didn't kill a single manager or coworker, even though several deserved it" should be a bullet point.


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200,822 We are not fooled by your games.


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200,821 My husband and I get along most of the time. I don't believe in nagging or  complaining. But when we do have a fight or arguement, and I get angry I will take the time to cool off before I say whatever pops in my head. Then afterwards (usually that night or the next day) I will go to him and apologise for our fight, then drop it . No  grudge holding, and I resume being sweet to him. Even if I think I was right, it doesn't matter. Sometimes he also apologises which I consider a bonus, sometimes he doesn't and that's fine. Marriage is not a scorecard and I would rather be married than right.

F/40/married 20 years


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200,820 The most intolerant people in the world are people on the left.  I used to be a liberal when liberal meant liberal of thought and ideas, acceptance of other points of view and the willingness to fight to the death for that right, and letting people live and let live and getting the government out of our lives.

Now the left wants government controlling everything.  Everything.  They want socialism.  It has never worked in the past and will never work in the future.  The government will choose who wins and loses.  It will pick the black people or the brown people or the purple people or the Muslims or whoever they decide is too fucking stupid to take care of themselves. Never the whites or Asians, though.  Those fuckers can pound sand.

So you must believe every single doctrine of the left or you will be ostracized, become an outcast, pounded into submission.  I bet my friend 10 years ago that in our lifetime pedophilia would be pushed as normal.  It is already happening.

Disgusting.  


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200,819 It's so ridiculous when a man calls a woman he's lived with for 10 or more years, and who has probably given birth to one or more of his children his "fiancee."  There's no wedding date set, there's no ring on her finger, and there never will be.  There's always a lot of defensiveness about "We don't need a piece of paper!" and "I know a lot of divorced people!"

I always see those women as total chumps and their men as users.

I have the fat rock on my finger, the "piece of paper", and get to call myself his wife. We chose not to have kids. Best feeling ever.

I look at the "fiancees", waiting forever to be worthy in this man's estimation, and I just feel sorry for them.


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200,818 I turned 40 yesterday.
Decided to clean out this closet in my spare room that I haven’t been inside in years. Found a lot of old pictures, a lot of my mom, from her baby pictures to her childhood and up to when she was 40 in 1993.
It’s so weird to look back. You can really see the gradual decline of an east coast catholic girl to a heroin addict.
It made my wonder why she was like that looking at  my grandfather and grandmother, a JFK looking father and the perfect housewife mother. The chubby cheeked siblings.
It made me wonder what would I be if I had that childhood?
What would my brother be?
It made me cry because it’s so sad to see all the promise she had and how it all went to shit.
For a drug.


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200,817 I never have pre cum. It's all or nothing with me.


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200,816 Everything my wife does is for her benefit, no one else's.


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200,815 I've made my own dish washing detergent. It's easy. I used baking soda, salt, and lemon juice. Yes, my life is this boring.


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200,814 Sometimes I puke for no reason. I'll be sitting there and suddenly my mouth and throat will be filled with puke. I wonder if I'm sick in some way or does this happen to other people.


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200,813 I’m being ghosted by the water heater company.


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200,812 The trick to lying is to go big. If you're going to lie say something very implausible. I'm an expert at this.


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200,811 I think people that use paper and styrofoam plates for everyday use in their homes..are...LAZY.


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200,810 I love eating.


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200,809 A house in a rich neighborhood is what is motivating my husband to get a job. Not having three kids, not a desire to help pay bills, not my nagging to please find something - ANYTHING. But a house.


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200,808 When we we are going out as a family, my wife will scream at everyone to get ready. She'll do this for the entire hour leading up to our departure. When the time to leave finally arrives, there we are all ready to go. Except my wife. We have to wait around for another 20 minutes while she gets ready, making all of us late. I'm so tired of her.


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200,807 the shoes i wear most of the time when going out, are actually slippers.


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200,806 There is so much dishonesty on the internet. We need a way to control it or the internet will become useless.


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200,805 My wife will never back down. What she says is always right even when she is totally wrong. It's like some disease of her ego.


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200,803 The Covington Catholic High School boys MUST be expelled.


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200,802 "Home of the free."... abortions.


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200,801 My husband jokes and says, "What day is this? Sunday? Time for my weekly shower."

He thinks he's being funny but believe me it's not funny.


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200,800 Ahhhhh, and you had such high hopes. Yes of course it was true, how could it not be ?  I was away but see your FB posts.  Then to have it all come crashing down to reality by that Mean Mr. Mueller.

I'm sure the let down was painful, I'll look for a sympathy card in the morning.



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200,799 I find all the hand out stories to furloughed feds offensive. No one gave me a hand out when I was unemployed for over a year.


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200,798 I think my friend's husband is a little too in touch with his feminine side.


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200,797 I am afraid of high places. I void the situation when I can. It's not that I'm afraid of falling. I'm afraid I might not be able to control the urge to jump.


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200,796 The internet has given rise to a new breed of female. She posts endless selfies and her friends post endless compliments.  "You are so beautiful."  But they all post the selfies and they all call each other beautiful.

Ladies, don't you get it? If all of you are calling all of you beautiful, then clearly none of you are being honest. So the "beautiful" compliments you crave are meaningless.


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200,795 I'm going to start killing animals.
I only treat life with respect if I'm treated with respect.



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200,794 I need machine guns on my car.  If I start pushing .50 Cal ordnance through your vehicles you worthless fucks will move then, won't you?


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200,793 I got fucked about tonite.
I'm going to start killing.
I only behave as long as life as respecting me.
That bouncer is going to regret throwing me out.
I wasn't hurting anybody by being drunk.


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200,792 Looking through the sex offender database. Something I've noticed, most offenders are ugly. I kind of feel sorry for them. They probably couldn't get a date so they sexually assaulted a woman instead.


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200,791 I can always tell what episode of Law & Order SVU it is within the first five seconds of the program. I wish I had more interesting things to do on a Saturday night.


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200,790 I got fat when I started college. A couple years after I graduated, most of the weight came off, but then it went back on again. Now that I’m committed to losing it for good, I’ve realized I can start working on one of my lifelong dreams. I’ve been obsessed with tall mountains since I was a kid. They still fascinate and awe me. Now that I am not only losing weight but working on being physically fit too, I realize that I want to start training to be able to do challenging hikes. I live in California and there is an abundance of places to do this. Eventually, I want to hike Mt. Whitney after I’ve gained enough experience. I’m really excited for this but I’m keeping it to myself for a while because I don’t want to hear it from the naysayers. I’m pretty excited. It’s going to be an amazing turnaround from the slobby girl that I used to be, sitting on the couch stuffing her face with nachos and hating herself...haha :)


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200,789 My skin feels tingly when I turn on my microwave. Hemm.


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200,788 I know a man who has worked for the same large company for 40 years. I can't imagine how boring that would be. Same location too. It's not like he rose through the ranks or anything. He was hired as a product tester 40 years ago. He is a product tester today. What a life. Not for me.


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200,787 I have a wart on my foot. Grossest thing ever.


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200,786 I once went to a comedy show where my friend sat there the whole time and didn’t laugh once. My other friends on the other side of me were cracking up as much as I was.

I don’t think I’ve ever looked at him the same way since. Is it his meds? I know he’s on a few different things.  It left a mark on me and I always think of it when I see him to this day.

He’s a kind guy, apparently, with the sense of humor of a rock.  We don’t hang out as much anymore. Humor is everything to me.  I also notice when I hang out with friends with super high anxiety is makes me uneasy. I can suffer from anxiety from time-to-time, but you know those people with anxiety that almost feels like an extra limb?  Maybe I rev high as well and don’t even realize how I come off to people? (Hmm?)

I think I take on other people’s energy. I have some friends who experience anxiety intermittently like me, but they have more of a calm demeanor. They come off as relaxed and at ease, this presence calms me and puts me at ease as well.


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200,785 My wife very refuses to have sexual contact with me. She says I'm not affectionate, that all I want is sex.

I point out I smooch with her when I come home from work. We watch tv and I hold her hand. When we go to bed, I like to keep my arm around her. I see myself as an extremely affectionate husband.

Her response? She says I'm only affectionate when I'm home. What the hell does that even mean? How can I be affectionate when I'm at work?



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200,784 Seeking advice. A few years ago a boy in my son's school threaten to kill his classmates. He was always an odd kid. He wouldn't participate in class activities. For example, he'd walk around the room while all students were supposed to be reading. There were many examples like this. But when he escalated the situation by saying he was going to kill his classmates, I contacted the school and asked them to look into it. I received no response. I sent a reminder email a week later. I received a short response saying everything was fine.

Flash forward a few years. Same kid. Once again saying he was going to kill another student - my son. He also physically assaulted my son and ripped my son's clothes. I again sent a note to the administration saying this isn't right.  He can't threaten to kill fellow students. The school said they didn't see it as a problem. Boys will be boys kind of thing....

The other day, same kid, he's in high school now. A good student caught the menace smoking marijuana in school. It wasn't my son, someone else. The good student told a teacher. The menace then said he was going to kill the good student. I am reluctant to send another email to the school. The menace made it clear he wants to kill a tattle tale. I can't risk putting my son in that position. I tried twice in the past. Nothing came of it. Clearly the school system is not interested in pursuing this latest incident. The teacher was informed yet nothing changed, the menace is still there.

But is the school district handling this in the right way? Should we let bad kids threaten to kill three times? What ever happened to "If you see something, say something?" I have been saying something. It gets ignored. I have a very bad feeling about this.


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200,783 you didn't think that out very well...


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200,781 My office is obsessed with what the community says about us on Facebook. It’s so annoying. There’s customer service and then there’s being an OCD, reactive teenager with too much screen time.

Relax, people are morons, we will never please them all.

If you participate in the conversation whether online or in person, you become part of the darkness.  I don’t give a rat’s ass what so and so posted or what their comment was. Truly, you shouldn’t either. What a childish way to express yourself. Hide behind a screen instead of being direct with an email, phone call or coming to the office in person to express a grievance.

FB is the perpetual playground where nobody ever grows up. Please don’t drag me down into that black hole of ridiculousness with you. They don’t cut my check, I don’t work for them and I respond to adults who take the action step to get a hold of me directly.


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200,780 I've stopped posting anything political on Facebook. The civil war is coming and I don't want to be on anyone's hit list.


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200,779 The Women's Marches are this weekend. All sorts of splinter marches because the main march is anti-jewish. Then again, some of the splinter marches are anti-immigrant and anti-disabled. How could this happen? A movement which started from a desire to bring people together ended up being so fractured and bigoted. There is no hope.

My secret, some friends are going to the one in NY. I told them I can't come because my mom is sick. I'm lying. I'm not going because I can't march in favor of bigotry and I have lost faith in what this women's movement is all about.


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200,778 I wonder if my husband has ever had a moment in his life where he thought maybe he didn't need to give an opinion on whatever was happening. Things that he understands, things that he doesn't understand - it doesn't matter. He just gives his opinion and gets indignant if someone disagrees. Like Jesus fucking Christ, dude, please shut up. It's embarrassing.


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200,774 The Buzzfeed “report” is now discredited     In an extraordinary move, Mueller himself stated the report is inaccurate.  

It’s a great day for democracy.  Sad day for so-called “journalism” and fake news and the main stream media’s hysterical bashing of our president.

Democrats, TDS people and fake news makers & followers - heads will explode in 5...4...3...2....1.....




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200,773 I've always been attracted to slim, demure women.  The quiet and understated ones.  I can think of Lisa, Elizabeth, Stacie, and Stefanie.  All of them were slim, quiet, and shy, and I found this to be really, really sexy.

Today I realized that these women weren't quiet and shy because they were sexy and demure.  They were quiet and shy because they had no personality.  Lisa and Stacie had nothing in their heads - they were "artists" who were out in left field.  Stefanie and Elizabeth were smart but just weirdly inside their own heads.    

What a weird curse for me to have.  I'm highly attracted to women who have no personality.



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200,772 Imagine if a Democrat had run under the slogan "Make America Great Again". Every so-called conservative in the country would have lost their mind!
"America is already great! We're the best! Murica! Murica! Murica!"


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200,769 The reply and thumbs up functions have turned cavecanum into anonymous Facebook. They defeat the entire purpose of the site, as intended.


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200,767 Waitress, Marie, at a local sushi bar has the most amazing smile I’ve ever seen. One of those rare smiles that let you instantly know that a person is pure at heart, with a beautiful soul. Truly a one-in-a-million smile...


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200,766 One or both of you are lying. I know it is out of an effort to save face and try to make me feel better, and feel better about your actions. I love you both, for real. Do what you want. Stop making it about me. If you want to be together, be together. Ypu both have a lot of growth ahead of you. I shall handle this with grace as I always do.


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200,765 I sort of wish I had someone to keep me on my toes. I’m wasting away here.


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200,764 You want to know about ghosting? I'll tell you about ghosting. The first time she came over she started complaining about the curtains. They weren't thick enough for her. Light was getting in. She couldn't sleep if light was getting in. She wrote down the name of gay guy she knows who would make thicker curtains for me. She said he would charge about $1,000 and it was a bargain. She said I should call him on Monday morning. He would probably come over the same day to measure and he might be able to have them ready for the following weekend.

The second time she stayed over, which was the following weekend, she started scolding me for not calling her curtain guy. She was very upset I didn't do what she said.

There was no third time.

I had no trouble ghosting her and never returning any of her phone calls.


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200,763 OK, so here's our progression so far in all of this:

1. Russia didn't interfere in the election.
2. OK, they interfered, but there were no contacts between Russia and the Trump campaign.
3. OK there were contacts, but Trump didn't have any deals with Russia.
4. OK, Trump had deals with Russia, but it's not like there were meetings with Russian intelligence agents.
5. OK, there were meetings with Russian intelligence agents, but Trump didn't know about them.
6. OK, Trump knew, but nothing came of them so there was no collusion.
7. OK, some people in the campaign colluded, but Trump didn't specifically collude.

So what's next? Can't everyone else see how this is going?



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200,762 "Rear Admiral". It's such a bizarre title. I'd be embarrassed.


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200,761 Whenever someone complains about "millennials" I mentally substitute the word "whippersnappers" and it makes me smile.


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200,760 I spoke with an investment counselor today. Based on the conversation we had it is safe to say that I will never be able to retire. Come on lottery!
M-58yo


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200,759 My husband has to go to a work conference away from home once a year for a few days. He is leaving in a few weeks. I’m tempted to not tell the kids and see if they even notice that he is gone.


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200,758 It is no secret. TrumPutin is an agent for Russia.


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200,757 I love logging into Facebook and seeing there are 50 responses to my post. I am relevant. I matter. People hear what I say. There is no better feeling.


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200,756 I did bad things in my younger years to survive. It still haunts me.


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200,755 My husband is growing a beard. Again. He's tried this like a 10 times before. It grows for a while. But he doesn't have enough facial hair. There are bare spots. He eventually gives up and shaves it off. Then a few months later he tries again as if something will magically change. Moan.


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200,754 News headline. So misleading. Looking to cause a scandal when none exists.



Oh my, how could Melania get a military plane escort to Florida when Peolosi's military plane escort to Afghanistan was cancelled????? Favortism !!!!!! Impeach him !!!!!!!

Uhm, because Pelosi has to be in D.C. to resolve the government shutdown issue. She shouldn't be out of the country at the moment. There is work to be done. Melania is not part of the shutdown negotiations. Duh.

Fake News.


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200,753 I consider myself a Liberal. But as a cashier, I can't wait to not have to take WIC for a whole month (at least)!


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200,752 I hate lazy millennials. Read this screen shot closely.




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200,751 Some days I post too much in online forums. I sit there all day making comments. I was called out for it once. Someone was trying to diss me by suggesting I must be a loser seeing I have way too much free time to post.

I responded by saying some days yes, I post a lot, because I'm a captive audience. I'm sitting here with an IV in my arm for many hours and I have nothing else to do. Other days though the chemo makes me feel so sick that I can't post anything at all.

That shut him up.


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200,750 My friend has a 20-year old daughter in college.

Everytime the daughter is home, she posts sweet pics of herself with her family.  

But when she’s at school, she posts pics of herself in skimpy outfits with her tits busying out of her shirt and short shorts in the middle of winter that ride up past the bottom of her ass cheeks.  Fishnet stockings, too.

I wonder if the daughter is aware that we’re all seeing these pictures.

I wonder if my friend knows his daughter is basically a billboard for an open vagina at college.


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200,749 I prefer having an electric stove. I have a droning worry in the back of my head that a gas stove could leak and I'd die in my sleep.


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200,748 The Republican party controlled the House & the Senate for two years. If they wanted to fund the wall, they would have funded the wall. If it ain't funded, it's because Republicans didn't want it.


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200,747 I tried accessing this site off of a McDonald's wifi.  It came up as blocked.  One of the reasons why I like this website.


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200,746 Trying to get laid. Trying to find a hook up.

You all say a good looking and great woman could just pick anyone out.

Ha! I'm not being desperate, but I am on Tinder & no one is lining up.

This fucking sucks.



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200,745 I require a lot of alone time. A lot. I guess that's why I'm single. I don't like a lot of "togetherness". The last guy I was with was too much.


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200,744 I suffer from body dysmorphia.
It's the result of starting school at 4 and skipping a grade in elementary school. (I graduated High School at 16)
When all the other boys were entering puberty and developing, I, a late bloomer anyway, was in the locker room with 15 year olds that had hair and man sized genitalia while I was still bald and the size of a little boy down there.
I was teased unmercifully. "The baby dick genius", "Pin prick" and etc.
Eventually I caught up but the deep psychological wounds had been inflicted.
Therapy, urologists assuring me that I'm just above the middle in size, but nothing, nothing will ever convince me that I'm not still "Pin prick."


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200,742 I am looking forward to this upcoming snowstorm. I love any kind of storm


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200,741 I always wanted to do one of those DNA test , where it trace back your ancestors. The only thing it’s stopping it’s the taught that there’s a high chance that I might discover half siblings. I love my dad to dead , we have a great relationship even after my parents got divorced he make sure we were taking care of and keep a close relationship.  Unfortunately his job required him to travel all over the world, he also lived in Singapore and Australia for a few years after the divorce and before he married my mom he spend a lot of time in France . So I imagined like any other man/ woman out there out of loneliness he probably had affairs and I don’t know how I would feel if I found out he had kids all over .


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200,740 So I was once in love with this man. He was older than me, significantly. I was 19, he was 31. Years passed and I’d always think of him. I would receive random emails from him. He used to drive by my house. Every place I moved, the phone would ring and he would be at the other end. I had never given him my number. Or my address. It went on that way for about 6 years. I have not heard anything in a while. I am happy about this because I realize he was a stalker. I realize he is not a good person. I realize he was willing to tear my life apart if I allowed him to. I thought about him yesterday and decided I would look him up on Facebook. He is dating someone. She’s 19. He is now 45. He is dating a girl the same age as his daughter. The daughter he never saw growing up. The daughter he claimed to love so much but never was around for. He also has a son he has never met.
My husband is amazing.
I am so happy I never decided to throw it all away because I thought I was in love with this man.


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200,739 I dont see this relationship going very far..


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200,738 I hate my spouse. I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.


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200,736 In 1918 my great-grandmother buried all 4 of her children in a week.
They all caught the flu. Then they all came down with pneumonia from the flu.
Four incredibly ill children aged 7 to 1 1/2 in 1918.
The first child died on Tuesday.
The next child died on Wednesday.
The oldest, her only son, died on Friday morning.
Saturday night the 18 month old baby slipped away to the place were we all must go.

That must have been one long fucking week.


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200,735 I've been dating and sleeping with a married couple, but my first and stronger connection is with one person in the couple. Recently, they asked me not to say anything about hooking up with the reasoning that the other partner was in a bad mood about other, unrelated things, and it was "easier" to just say nothing happened. The other partner knows that we have slept together and has participated together, so it's not like they don't know we hook up. I don't feel right about lying, but no one has asked me anything, so I just didn't say anything...


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200,734 When my mom tries to be a “normal” mom and show affection toward me, it makes my stomach turn. I don’t know why.
Maybe it’s because she basically abandoned us to live with everyone else BUT her, and never chose her children before a man.

That’s probably why. I also won’t have kids until she’s gone, or never. I won’t give her the opportunity to do to them what she did to us.


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200,733 Wait a minute...everybody...get in line.


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200,732 Japanese people are wonderful. Their culture, their reassurance, their whit.
I know, because I’m Japanese-American.
But what some people might not know is that......


I’M STILL SO SORRY (EVEN THOUGH IT HAPPENED TWO GENERATIONS BEFORE ME) ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT PEARL HARBOR!!!!


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200,731 I’m curious. Can anyone enlighten me as to how long it should take to know for a fact that you are in love with somebody? I know there shouldn’t be a time limit on it, but I’m pretty sure the same things happen during that phase to each one of us. How long does it take to start feeling those things, and when do you finally start picturing yourself with them long-term?


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200,730 So my baby daughter said that she "loves [my] thrones game show" a few days ago. I asked what she was talking about, and she said that she watched it over the weekend, in the middle of the night, when I was asleep. I was a bit skeptical because she's a smart little kid, whose seen a preview or two, and she's at the age where she wants to like what her parents like. So I didn't think she was serious, tbh.

She brought it up again tonight, so I decided to test her...

"So what happened in "this episode" you watched?"

"Well, there was a meeting at a place with wooden walls, and then a billion skeletons jumped off a hill and started to fight. And all the good guys ran to ships, and as they sailed away the main bad guy raised his arms and all the dead people came back to life with blue eyes"

So yeah, she did indeed watch the Hardhome episode from season 5 after I fell asleep lol



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200,729 When my husband was leaving work he'd give me a call. I'd tell him to drive safely.

I don't tell him this anymore.

It's subtle.


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200,728 My children are addicted to electronic devices.  

My 10 y/o prayed for hours to the PS 4 and Switch until I switched it off - with him storming out and screaming and crying.  

I have not seen my iPad in about a year.   My 7 y/o is glued to it and hides it from me and I can’t find it.

My MacBook- forgetaboutit...

All I have is old iPhone.

I’m not very happy about this.   Change is coming.




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200,727 I was born on an elevator. It's the only interesting thing about me.


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200,726 I live in a two story apartment building and a few hours ago this eight year old girl fell of a balcony died. As a father this really makes me sad. I'm going to give my daughter lots of extra hugs tonight when she gets home.


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200,725 The bias on this site is real. You can banned for nothing more than expressing your opinion as secret. And no, it's nothing political. Unfortunately the admin has made her bias clear. Fuck you admin.


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200,724 I refuse to play the stress game.


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200,723 I have noticed payments on my credit card that I didn’t make. At first I thought I was mistaken and maybe I had made a payment and forgot. I also didn’t pay much attention as I almost never use the card. I usually just check the balance once a month and make a payment. But I have let it slide for a while. I don’t even know how many payments are on there that I didn’t make. I’m scared to report it because I’m sure I will have to pay it all back. This is going to bite me in the ass big time eventually.


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200,722 I notice my kids are always crankier for my husband. He complains that they whine and cry and scream around him. They don’t do any of that for me. I guess if I had to spend time with that miserable lazy failure I’d be whining and crying and screaming all the time, too.


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200,721 I am trying to order a sandwich online from Subway.  I have to create a password. It sure would be easy if they let me use my standard password of 8 lowercase letters. Because then I'd remember my password next time I wanted to order. That would make a lot of sense wouldn't it?

But no. They insist I add an upper case letter and a special character.

Did anyone stop to think what that means?

Using my lower case password, and simply adding code that I get 5 tries or it locks me out of the system for a minute, it would take a hacker 80,000 years to order a sandwich for himself on my account.

Well obviously that's not good enough. We can't be letting hackers get a free sandwich once every 80,000 years!!

So their solution is to add extra requirements onto the password making it really difficult to remember - so difficult that I give up and instead order a pizza by phone from the Italian place around the corner.


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200,720 Don't fucking touch my stuff! Don't fucking touch it. How many times do I have to say it? Don't fucking touch my stuff. My wife has her crud all over the kitchen table. I haven't seen the table top in months. I asked if she could clean it up because gee it would be nice to eat our fucking dinner at the kitchen table. What does she do? She says she's going to clean up. She goes into my coat pocket. She takes out my wallet and puts it on the top shelf of the hall closet. Because my wallet in my coat pocket was making the house messy?????? Such a passive aggressive bitch.


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200,719 I got a bottle of Vicodin, a bag of some serious stink weed and fancy beer. Today is going to be a good day.


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200,718 I have a lesbian kink for Hasidic women. I live in an area with a high Hasidic population and I just feel like freeing all of these women from their sexually repressed boundaries. Some, but not all have given me “the eye” back when I see them in stores. I feel so perverted wanting these women in my mouth but I think they might benefit from it to rise above their patriarchy. I feel like a deviant for this kink!

47/f/married


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200,717 Trump:   "If you and your friends keep screwing around, I will turn this fucking bus around"  

Pelosi:   "You wont win..."

Trump:   turns blinker on....

Trump just fucking slammed Pelosi hard....this is funny as hell....she never saw it coming....

Trump Train keeps piling up wins..




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200,716 I love my wife dearly, but she keeps stealing my tampons!


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200,715 When you have a friend that is depressed and they ask for company, be there!

All these people who say they are there for me. But then I can't find anyone to give me the time of the day.

I can barely function and all I need is someone to be there. Roll me up in a blanket and bring food.

I need new friends. Or I guess any friends at all, cause none of these are being friends to me.



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200,714 We have 6 cutting boards. It bugs the bejesus out of me to waste money on crap like this. Making shit worse, I ask my wife why we have 6 cutting boards. She comes up with bone head excuses like she needs a second cutting board to be used with raw chicken. Oh she needs a second for chicken, which does nothing to explain why we need 6. I fuckin hate being married.


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200,713 I make a particular whistle sound when calling my dog. It kind of sounds like a door bell with a high note followed by a low note. I've been making this sound to get his attention ever since he was a pup.

A year ago I went away for a month with work. On the day I came home, I walked in the door and neither my wife nor my dog was there. I figured they might be in the park. There's a place where dogs and owners gather. My wife brings him there often to play. So I headed on over.

Sure enough I could see them in the open dog area. It was across a field about a quarter mile wide.

Just on a lark I made my whistle sound. I doubted he could hear me from so far away. But to my surprise, my dog suddenly froze in his tracks. He stopped playing with the other dogs. I could see him looking around.

I made the whistle sound again. He looked right in my direction and took off running towards me. I've never seen him go so fast. He dashed across that field and when he finally got to me, he knocked me over with his momentum. He couldn't stop licking my face and jumping around and wagging his tail. It brought tears to my ears.

My wife on the other hand stayed in the dog area talking to people. She made no gesture to come see me. I had to walk all the way cross the field to get to her. Then as I approached, she put up her hand in a halt position, letting me know not to interrupt her when she was talking to someone else.

That's when I knew who was important in my life, and who was not.



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200,712 if your mind doesn't turn me on, NOTHING else will.


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200,711 What's with everyone eating avocado toast. It tastes like toast with avocado on it. It's hardly an interesting or satisfying meal. I think it's another one of those millennial-isms where they all have to do the same thing and eat the same thing.


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200,710 I want to reconnect with the first girl who sucked me off when I was 15 at summer camp. I liked her a lot. But I can't remember her last name. It was so long ago and I have no way to find more information.


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200,709 Therapy is draining! Do I have to work today??


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200,708 There's a claim that if you are on any wikipedia page, you are no more than six mouse clicks away from the article on "Jesus Christ".


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200,707 It’s amazing how a 300x100 image can cause so much destruction within a company. I’m just trying to do my job, man.


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200,706 I think flu shots do nothing. It's science over the summer guessing at which germs might be around next winter. Then they create a vaccine for those germs. But seeing it's a guess, they could be wrong. How many types of germs are there? A trillion? What are the chances that science guessed the right ones to fight? I appreciate science trying to do something, but it's pretty pointless.


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200,704 I want to lash out at my local newspaper. They are far too left wing. The slant on their version of the news infuriates me. They also have plenty of typos and outright factual mistakes. I want to embarrass them for their lack of proofreading and poor grammar.

I can't though. Damn it. One of their main reporters is my daughter!


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200,703 Going to church embarrasses me. I never recite prayers or sing hymns with the rest of the congregation. I don't even fake it by lip synching along with the words. I never go up for communion. I stand there stone faced. The thing is, I believe there is a God. I believe I should be a good moral person. I do the right thing 7 days a week, not just on Sundays. I am more "religious" than everyone else in the church. I just think the church's expression of religion is absurd. Chanting, eating the body of Christ, sipping his blood. It's like something out of a cult vampire movie. I want no part of it.


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200,702 When I was a teenager, 1998 or so, I came upon a conservative newspaper at the local campus. I read something I disagreed with so I emailed the author. He emailed back, and over the course of a dozen emails or so neither of us changed the others' mind one bit - we were absolutely opposed in every way. But we used full sentences and never cursed; it was just two people debating ideas. Things like this don't happen anymore because the structure of the internet has changed. I miss the old internet.


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200,701 When I’m seeing a guy and I’m really interested in him, I always feel like I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. It’s rained shoes around me this past year. They tell me it had nothing to do with me. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong or if something is wrong with me and I’m not seeing it. I have a good heart, I’m smart, I am not a mean, needy, or manipulative person. I don’t rush things or demand too much. I have a good sense of humor and I’m told I’m pretty. If these things aren’t enough for someone to want to give me a chance, then I’m giving enough. After a long enough period of time, the disappointment starts getting to me.


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200,700 My marriage flamed out in abject tragedy. It involved adult-onset schizophrenia, police, and constant threats of violence. It’s been a few years, but most of my friends in “healthy” marriages with their wives...have no meaningful, daily interactions whatsoever. They’re essentially roommates. Where I’m coming from, “roommates” is preferable to broken glass, knives, 911, childrens’ hospitals...


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200,699 Everyone around me says my husband is very good looking, charming, etc.

I’m attracted to him a 3 out of 10.

This makes me so sad. I think if I tried leaving him, he’d bawl his eyes out and maybe track me down to kill me...

He’s never been violent with me, but for some reason...hiding my true feelings and then expressing them out of the blue to him one day might turn him crazy, because technically we’d be wasting our time..by being together.
Yikes, but also - this is why some people need personal assistants. This situation I would not be in if I had someone to help guide me and make logical decisions. Especially when the impact every single day/my future ;(

24-F


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200,697 I just spent an otherwise- lovely night in the city. After it was all done and we were heading back to the train, an otherwise-lovely older man in our group led the way because he was very familiar. AT BREAKNECK SPEED. Like wtf?!? There are 9 people here, most dressed up, and we’re sweating and sprinting. 12 blocks of no talking, no laughing, everyone just trying to keep up, calling out to please slow down. WHY?!? Completely ruined the good feelings of a fun night because he’s 6’5” and couldn’t slow the fuck down.

And now I’ll have to make excuses as to why I’m not hanging with this group again. Why end a wonderful evening sweaty and pissed and out of breath? What was the point?


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200,696 I can afford anything I want. Problem is, I don't want anything.


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200,695 I suspect Chinese food in China tastes nothing like what we get here. It's a poor country. I picture them eating vegetables in broth over rice. Not the crispy beef with sweet sauce we get here. Does anyone know?


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200,694 I cum more when there's a woman involved.


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200,693 Where I live residents constantly post stories of how we are the best town ever. We are better than all other towns. No one is better than us.

Meanwhile, we're pretty darn mediocre. Our sports teams don't win. Our schools don't rank #1. Our Main Street is rather plain.

What I see is an overwhelming human need to feel like we're the best. Even if it's not true, we need to fool ourselves and say we're great because it gives our humdrum lives meaning. Without this lie, we'd have nothing. So we just skip over the part that it's a lie.


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200,692 There is a new controversy surrounding AOC. There is a picture of a woman in a bathtub circulating on the internet. It is said to be of Ocasio-Cortez. The picture is significant because you can see the reflection of the topless women on the bathtub faucet.

Is it her? I don't know. She says it's not her and I believe her. What she should do though is post a picture of her feet so the world can compare. Problem solved. Shut down this fake news.




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200,691 I love my little house. I love my little life. I couldn’t ask for a better one


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200,690 I have no self control. I really don’t like me.


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200,689 Every decision I make leads to disaster. I really wish I had never been born. I don't have the courage to end it. Maybe it will be better tomorrow.




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200,688 My father was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s 6 years ago.
He’s at the stage where he doesn’t sleep and keeps my mother up all night. He’s always paranoid and acts like a child. He’s slowly starting to forget who we are. Meaning my mother and siblings. He’ll often call me at 2 am saying he’s at work and needs a ride. I’ll hear my mother telling him to go to sleep and he’ll insist there’s a woman in the room and he’s not sure who she is.
The disease has become real.


I have no feelings for my father.
He’s been a great father, in the sense a great provider. As a family of immigrants, we got to the country and he worked 3 jobs for most of my life. So, he knew very little about me.
I love my father but barely know him. He barely knows me...and what little he does know about me seems to be erased from his brain. I remember telling him I was gay at 22 and he told me I was crazy and if it was true he’d disown me.

That is probably one of the only things I’ve ever told my father about myself. He’s since forgetten this conversation....

I admire my father for the man he was. The provider he was and the man of the house role that he embraced with grace. I had a good childhood because of his hard work. I am now 29 and live a good life. Educated and hard working. I owe all this to him, yet I have no feelings for him. While my siblings cry as we watch him unravel...I sit in silence. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt, but I do not feel much outside of that for him.

I fear I won’t cry once he passes. I don’t think I’ve ever cried for the man and I feel this guilt whenever he calls me asking where his family is. Sometimes I want to ignore his calls....but I fear once he’s dead, I will regret this. So I answer and try and enjoy his voice because I know Soon I will not be able to hear his voice.

My father was a brilliant man that loved to read and always stressed the importance of knowledge and education.

He’s now reduced to blank stares and dull conversations.
He’s no longer there and I’m afraid I will spend the rest of my life wishing for one, that I could cry and two...that I’d have had some sort of relationship.


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200,687 When I was a child about 11 or 12, my mother told me in a fit of rage, that I was the reason for abortion. I don't even think my actions at that time warranted such vicious words. I got upset because she said that she would take my siblings and I out for ice cream then changed her mind. Next thing I know, I'm hiding behind the sofa trying to get away from her hitting at me

"You are the reason for abortion".

Who says that to their little girl?



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200,686 I wasn’t close to my dad. Didn’t even know him as a person except for small talk, and wishing each other happy Christmas etc., but found out he passed away yesterday...
My mom is even worse than him, and even makes this “tragedy” for ME about HER. What a...awful person.
I was “blessed” with two parents who seemingly never really cared.


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200,685 As part of the curriculum, the elementary school kids in our 100% rich white school district are learning how to rap. This is educational how?


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200,684 Fuck you Burger King.


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200,683 I wish I didn't know the things I know politically.  It keeps me up at night and constantly looking for a new State to live in. #Corrupt  #SeattleIsDead #RIPWashingtonState #CrazyTown


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200,681 An elderly woman was brutally attacked by a disabled man. But that's okay because .... he's disabled.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/holocaust-survivor-brutally-attacked-by-stranger-in-canada-report

When are we ever going to honest about this? Equal means equal and no one should be above the law.


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200,679 SB, yes. every day. Always thinking of you.


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200,678 My friend had a vasectomy years ago, he just found out his wife has an IUD installed recently that she didn't tell him about.  He only found out when he got the medical bill from the insurance company.



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200,677 My best friend started being interested in this guy, and once it seemed like the attraction was sticking I got waaaaaay more jealous than a friend should. It's entirely selfish, i know, but i started doing all this passive aggressive shit to him because of it. I even took his door, lol. That one's a long story. But one day she found him in bed with another woman and it was over for them. I have to admit i was really happy. I still don't like him because hw disrespected my bestie and is an overall moocher, but at least i have my girl back. He can suck it


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200,675 Pelosi is trying to prevent Trump from giving a State Of The Union address in a few weeks because of the shutdown. Shameless politics on her part. Isn't now the perfect time to hear the State of the Union? People want to know what's going on. But Pelosi won't allow it.

Do you remember voting for Pelosi? I don't. I remember being given a choice for president. But I don't recall ever casting a vote for or against Pelosi. Yet somehow she is in charge? I didn't choose to make her my leader.




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200,674 Dunkin Donuts coffee isn't really coffee. It's like warm water with a little bit of coffee essence in there.

You know how there is lemon-lime soda, say 7-UP? And then there is lemon-lime flavored seltzer - it's bubbly water with the hint of lemon-lime. You would never confused 7-UP with lemon-lime seltzer. They are completely different. One has lots of flavor and sweetness, the other has a hint of flavor.  That's real coffee compared to Dunkin Donuts coffee.


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200,673 I only have sex with my husband to avoid the negative consequences of not having sex with him.

It's like I take out the garbage because if I don't there is a negative consequence,  the kitchen smells bad.

Yes, I'm equating sex with my husband to taking out the smelly garbage. Quite similar really.


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200,672 Here's a suggestion: When you bump into someone you haven't seen in a while (someone like me), don't start the conversation with:

"You look tired."

or

"You look worn out."

or

"You look like you just woke up."

or

"Have you gained weight?"


Just don't do it. It's insulting and obnoxious. I shouldn't have to explain this. There are some social morons out there.


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200,671 I dont understand women.  If a man is interested and makes that knows, why cant you just respond to that (positively or negatively)? Why the breadcrumbing, ghosting, and all of these new age games?  What ever happened to the simple things of just asking a woman out?


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200,670 This site has been my therapy for years. Here is a secret: I used to have a game i played, where i would see how many married men i could convince to fuck me. Success rate? 4/4 said yes. Women, dont trust your husbands. If there's any give at all, other women can sense it.



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200,669 When my wife tells me her sister is coming over, I find a reason to leave the house.


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200,668 I hate when my friends use the word "less" instead of "fewer".

"There will be less people at my birthday this year."

Grr. It should be "fewer people".

But they are my friends and protocol says I'm not allowed to correct their bad grammar.


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200,667 It's very important to me for people to be courteous to others. If you can't, then I remove you from my life.


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200,666 My son's school will call a snow day for the slightest of reasons. If there are flurries, there's a snow day. It gets frustrating, but ok,they are being cautious.

This weekend the school is having their annual ski trip to a mountain 100 miles away. Weather report says it's going to snow on the mountain. Guess what? They just canceled the ski trip.

Like WTF? It's one thing to be cautious and cancel school  because of snow. But you don't cancel skiing because of snow Snow is exactly what you want for a ski trip!!!! I'm beginning to think school officials are just lazy and don't want to do anything.


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200,665 When I was 5 my parents had a big family party. I remember my mother talking to my aunt. I was hiding behind a chair as all clever 5 years old do. My mother didn't know I was there. She started telling my aunt what an awful child I was and how she doesn't like me. My aunt was agreeing and saying how much she disliked me too. I've never forgotten.


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200,664 Map skills should be taught in school. It's amazing to me how many people have no clue how to read a road map. This is an essential life skill and so few can do it.


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200,663 With a married gay couple, do they both call each other their husband? Or is one designated as the husband and the other as the wife?


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200,662 I never make the bed.


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200,661 Easy to have kids. Not too easy to care for them.


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200,660 My husband and I met online. I hate the fuckin internet. I wish it never existed.


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200,659 My wife left for work this morning.  She kissed both our young children goodbye.  She turned to leave.  

I was standing a few feet away from her and said, "Hey, what about me?"

"What about what?" she asked.

"Don't I get a goodbye kiss, too?"

"Oh, right..."

I love her lots, but this is just the latest line in her behavior that indicates to me that she just doesn't care for me.


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200,658 I remember the time my aunt was talking to my sister within earshot of me having an emotional breakdown, abd she said "Damn, she has the worst traits from both of her parents." Like what the fuck? Way to kick someone when they're down bitch


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200,657 Watching Terrace House on Netflix has made me feel like I’m part of something unique, fun, mysterious, and relative.
I’m sad, because it’s almosf over...and the cast has become part of my every day life.
Hopefully it’s not harder than when Friends was over. :(


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200,656 I got my heart ripped out of my ass a few days ago by a woman who ‘doesn’t know what she wants’

So I finally gave her the ultimatum...
After sleeping together multiple times and what I thought to be an emotional connection. (When people start sharing histories and future plans) fucking a few nights a week turned into talking for hours about mindless bullshit. And we would genuinely have a great time. A month into it, she tells me she has a child and is afraid that I won’t want her because of the child.
I’m not sure when I ever came off as that kind of guy....
So, she says let’s go S-L-O-W.

So I do.
6 months pass.

She seemed worth the wait....
But I was getting tired and emotionally wrecked. So, fast forward to a few nights ago and her response is...

“bad timing. But I still really want to be friends”

My response was: why the fuck would I want to be your friend? You and I weren’t ever friends to begin with. We tried and ended up fucking and eventually feelings were caught by ME. You said feelings were caught by you. So I respected you and we stopped sleeping together. You then proceeded to constantly want my attention and then wondered why I gave you space. Those are NOT terms for friendship.

She began to cry.

I didn’t cry but was close.

We stared at each other for 5 minutes and I got in my car and drove off.

The next morning she texts me asking if we’re still gonna be okay as friends?



Seriously wtf. AM I IN THE WRONG FOR NOT WANTING FRIENDSHIP? I don’t understand her logic in remaining friends besides keeping me around for convenience.


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200,655 I’m so tired of my emotionally unstable boss and his mantrums. Pathetic.


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200,654 I went for a jog. This is new for me. It's time to get fit again. It's time to change my life in big ways. When I got back in the house my wife saw me and laughed hysterically at the idea I went for a jog. Who laughs at a man trying to get fit? As I said, it's time to change my life. Divorce is high on my list.


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200,653 I hadn't seen my music teacher in 30 years. Studying music was everything to me back then. But then life happened and I moved on. Completely weird though. The thought of him popped into my head out of nowhere. I wondered what he was up to. I googled his name. Turns out he died last week. What are the chances of that? After 30 years I look him up and he just died??? Weird.


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200,652 The latest ebola outbreak rages on. No one seems to care. The disease spreads exponentially. What was a handful of cases a month ago, is 600 cases now, and it will be 10,000 cases next month. Not long before this reaches America.


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200,651 Former Governor Scott Walker:

Explaining tax rates before Reagan to 5th graders: “Imagine if you did chores for your grandma and she gave you $10. When you got home, your parents took $7 from you.” The students said: “That’s not fair!” Even 5th graders get it.

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Response from Ocasio -Cortez:

Explaining marginal taxes to a far-right former Governor:

Imagine if you did chores for abuela & she gave you $10. When you got home, you got to keep it, because it’s only $10.

Then we taxed the billionaire in town because he’s making tons of money underpaying the townspeople.

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Me:

Then the billionaire said  "You're going to drastically raise my taxes? Enough of this shit. I'm moving the company to India." And all the townspeople lost their jobs and starved to death.




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200,650 Long strands of jizz today. I played with them for a while.


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200,649 The new pick for Attorney General wants to ban marijuana again.

Yes! I like this guy. It was insane to start legalizing drugs. I'm glad we're going back to normal. I'd like to see all those marijuana farms shut down and all the investors lose everything.

Next, I want to see Ginsberg "leave" and a new conservative Supreme Court Justice put on the bench. Then we go after the big tomato. We get abortion banned. So sick it was ever allowed.

Unfortunately I can't say this aloud or I would be booed out of the room. But hopefully all that will change soon.


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200,648 I’m a 45-year-old female. I haven’t had a relationship in seven years and I really don’t want another one. My last relationship was extremely boring. I prefer my own company


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200,647 Do not travel to China.


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200,646 I forget to pay a change card bill. I get a $30 penalty. I call customer service and try to get the charge removed. I am never successful.

My wife forgets to pay her charge card bill. She calls customer service and they take off the $30.

This is clearly sex discrimination.


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200,645 And this is where I shut down. If you don't come to me then I am done pursuing you.


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200,644 I have no retirement plan. When I run out of money, I end it all.


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200,643 My wife lies.


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200,642 I know the cost of dozens of different items at two different supermarkets. Each week I make my rounds, buying some things in one place, and buying other things in another place. I refused to overpay. It take longer but it's very satisfying to not let the stores rip me off.


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200,641 My hair gets oily after just one day, so I have to wash it every single day, and

I HATE IT


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200,640 I miss you and love you so much. I can't tell you to your face because you will withdraw into yourself, but I truly miss and love you with all of my being.


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200,639 I kinda see what people are saying about the new Gillette ad. It is perhaps a little stereotyped suggesting all men mistreat women. It's also a little off-putting how they are using #MeToo to sell their product. All in all I think the ad is a net negative and shouldn't have been created. Companies should stay out of politics.


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200,638 I work from home. Sometimes I don’t leave my house for a week at a time. I’m glad I have a home gym.


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200,637 Oh my, I think my church is making a large error when presenting cost numbers to the parishioners. They have the listed costs being much too high. I'm stopping short of suggesting the church is not being truthful.... but the church is not being truthful.


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200,636 Those kids from Clemson got a memory they will carry with them forever. Imagine sitting down to a fast-food meal in an elegant setting with the most important man in the country. The surreal absurdity of it will stay with them for the rest of their days, long after the current administration has served it's term.


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200,635 It's a lonely life always trying to do the right thing.


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200,633 This isn't a call to arms, but I wish these mass murdering serial shooters would go after bad guys instead of innocent people. They would be branded as heroes instead of villains. It works for all of us.


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200,632 Please don't call me that. I want to scream it at you. Instead I delight in the words and love hearing your voice, endearing toward me. It does make this harder on me, though. Why are you sucking up now? Feel bad for sleeping with her? Hoping you won't lose me for good?


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200,631 Here’s a secret...


I’ve been told I’m attractive because I have an edge. I walk with confidence and just overall look cool. Sex appeal is something I apparently ooze. I’m educated, well spoken, considerate, and charming. People want to be my friend. People wanna sleep with me. People think I get so much pussy night after night. I dress very nice, have lots of friends, pull off the sleeve tattoos with class. Live in a nice house...etc. (Not tooting my horn, these are things men and women have said to me)

While I’ve had my hands/fingers/mouth in places where they don’t belong....

my dick....never.


Im a virgin.
Hows that for a secret? Truth is, I’ve come close so many times, but.....I can never do it. Now, when I do end up doing it, I’m afraid I’m gonna be so bad at it....it’s gonna be obvious. So there’s a part of me that just thinks, this is okay. I can live with this.


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200,630 There is something I don't get about the Jayme Closs details. It might not be her fault, it might be the idiots who call themselves journalists these days.

By her account, a man came to the door. And for some reason Jayme and her mother hid in the bathtub.  A shot rang out and she knew her father was dead.

Okay. If a man came to the door, why would you hide? The FedEx guy came to my door today. My wife didn't hide.

If there was some sort of commotion, then wouldn't the mother go to the door to see what was going on? Hiding makes no sense to me.

Also, who 'hides' in a bathtub? If you think there is a serious problem, flee out the back door. Don't get in the bathtub.

Again though, this might just be the lame journalists not bothering to think about what they are writing.


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200,629 Well, I've officially given up. I went through detox, almost died, and all of that. Made it through about 2.5 months and then started drinking again.

Now I'm just going to continue this until I die. Whatever! I'm feeling peace about it honestly. This is how I will end it. Only a few more years to go at this rate.

m/30


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200,628 I have never been on Reddit. I'm afraid to be sucked into their vortex.


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200,627 I haven’t cheated, yet. I always felt if I got caught it would be like cheating on my kids too. The kids are grown and the last one just started college. I’m looking for the right opportunity now. But still the thought of getting caught scares me a bit. M/55


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200,626 I haven’t finished taking my Christmas tree down yet


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200,625 I'm just so tired of hurting. I work all day and smile and am chipper, and then I go home and just deflate. No one really knows how dark of a place I am in. I feel so alone.


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200,624 My wife is good with people. Therefore I don't have to be.


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200,623 I miss you. I think of you everyday.  Yes, I'm talking to you, SB.
I hate where I'm at with myself.  trying. trying.  


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200,621 Dog was just humping my leg.
I am now part of the me too movement


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200,620 I slept til 11 this morning. I got up for an hour. Ate. Surfed. Went back to bed until 2. My wife says I don't do enough. Wrong. I put a bag of trash in the garbage can. So there.


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200,619 This sounds spiteful, but oh well. I know a lot of blue collar types. Their kids are in school with my kids. It's hard to avoid them. They constantly try to drag down education. They'd like to cancel the math department and add more after school sports programs. It's what they know.

In the winter many of these blue collar types drive snow plows. Tax free income for them. Illegal by the way. This year there has been no snow. The plow drivers are hurting. They probably can't pay their gambling debts and bar bills. I couldn't be happier. They are bad people. Hopefully they will move out of here and go further north.


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200,618 I don’t know why I do this to myself. I rarely find myself attracted to someone. I’ve become so bitter over the years that it just doesn’t happen. But…on the rare chance it does happen, it eats away at me like a virus. Then when I finally grow a pair and summon the courage to pursue said admiration, and on the off chance the feeling is mutual, I will unintentionally sabatoge it before there’s even a chance. It’s a curse. Even when I very carefully navigate the “dance” I end up stepping on everyone’s toes.

That’s why I don’t bother anymore. That’s why I’m alone. Whether it be friendships, relationships, family, I always manage to fuck it up.

I’m getting better at it. I actually have someone I can call a friend and it’s pretty fucking great. But it’s only a matter of time. I can already feel myself slipping down the same hole I grew up and destroyed my soul in. I just want to be like the people around me. Happy, social, fearless, so vibrant and full of life it makes you want to vomit.

But nope. I am the living embodiment of a stick in the mud.


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200,617 Ocasio-Cortez is filled with such hate against white people. She should be removed from Congress.


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200,615 I hate polluters. Every where I go, I look down and see pollution. Other people's refuse fouling up our shared space. God I hate it when I look down and see that.


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200,614 I mean who does Trump think he is? He had meeting with a world leader and he wants to keep the contents secret? He has no right to do such a thing. The President is not allowed to talk about secret things. Suppose he was scheming with Putin on ways to end terrorism. They can't do that privately. It all has to be discussed in front of CNN. The media outlet then gets to decide on whether the plans are valid. That's why we voted for CNN in the last election - to be our eyes and ears, our guardian. Trump can't go around that. CNN should just fire Trump and Putin and replace the duo with people who work for CNN.


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200,613 I absolutely refuse to give up on you or us, this is my vow just like the ones we spoke.


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200,610 My “boyfriend” just spent ALL night doing speed, calling me names and harassing me for sex while interrogating me about my whereabouts non stop. Would not even let me use the the bathroom In peace kept yelling at me through the door. He is so abusive and I sure do fucking hate that piece of shit. I’m going to be gone soon.


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200,606 Who are you to "protect me"? Do you honestly believe that banging my best friend and then demanding she say nothing is because you care? She said your demands were to protect me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not pleased with her, either. But, at least she has the wherewithal as a person to own her actions. At least sje is honest enough with herself and respects me enough to tell me! It wouldn't even be that bad! I honestly wouldn't care, if not for the fact that you demanded silence. Why would you put all of us in this position. Fuck who you want! I only asked you not to lie to me. Is your truth that hard to face?


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200,598 My dog actually gets mad at me if I stay up too late.  He'll come sit down next to me and stare.  I/ll think he wants to go out, so I get up and open the door.  He backs up.  I sit down, he sits down.  And he stares.  I get up to check that he has food and water.  Yep.  I sit down, he sits down, and stares.  I ignore him, and he huffs and shifts his weight. Finally, I shut down the computer or close my book and say, "Okay old boy, ready to go upstairs?"  He jumps up, wagging his tail, waits for me to turn everything off and then sprints upstairs and onto the bed, curling up at my feet.  I guess he gets tired of hanging out downstairs all day :)


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200,597 Men never cease to amaze me. Some of them lurk in the shadows until they hear you're available, and then they pounce. I remember several years ago when I broke up with my boyfriend of two years. Holy shit, my phone blew up as word spread. My ex's two friends AND his brother, a guy I did part time work for, my boss' brother, longtime guy friends, my mechanic and even my fucking car dealer.

So then there's social media. I've had guys from my past find me. We have nice conversations, but then as soon as they hear I'm married, that's literally the end of the conversation. No response and never hear from them again. A couple weeks ago I heard from a guy I hooked up with a couple times TWENTY-TWO YEARS AGO on vacation. I can't believe he remembered my name and that he was even able to find me, because of my settings. Despite both of us being married, he turned the conversation sexual within five minutes.

All of this attention does not make me feel beautiful or desired, it makes me feel like a piece of meat. So disgusting.


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200,596 If I could permanently remove all hair from my body, I'd do it. I hate finding random hairs around the house.


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200,595 My friend corrects me whenever I say the slightest thing wrong. I said A Tale Of Two Cities was probably written in the 1860's. He interrupts to tell me (in front of everyone) it was written in the 1850's. The exact date was irrelevant to my point. Let it go dude.


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200,594 I sometimes wonder if I went into a coma, and my friends and family were there talking to me encouraging me to fight and wake up, I wonder if I would hear them and still choose not to fight.. I'm so tired.


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200,593 When my housemate goes into the bathroom, I put my fingers in my ears. I don't want to hear him do his business.


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200,592 I thought we made love. He told his friends I "put out". :(


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200,591 I have never sexted with anyone.


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200,590 I'll be driving across the country to visit a friend. My wife thinks this is very nice of me. She doesn't realize I won't be coming back. This marriage has run its course.


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200,589 If you don't want men to sniff your undies, don't leave them laying all over the floor.


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200,588 In the time we were sexting before his visit, he told me "I have an idea. Whenever you want this dick, you can get on your knees in front of me and ask please, may I?" So I just did. And his answer? "You're making this weird." I reminded him that that was what he asked me to say and do, and he was like "Yeah... well, it sounded sexier in my head." So now I feel embarrassed and kind of dejected.


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200,587 My dear, dear friends have two daughters with low-functioning autism. A beautiful family, but obviously rough. I know it’s wrong but I can’t share my family details (re: my kids) with them because I feel bad. Really, really bad. How can I tell them, for instance, that my little kids aren’t allowed to use my phone because they somehow know how to read everything (and text back)...


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200,586 Men prefer two types of women—vapid, needy “damsels in distress” or frigid bitches who treat them like dogshit. I’m neither. No wonder I never stood a chance.


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200,585 I’ve been a girl’s side piece for almost a year now.
Her soon to be husband, beats her. Doesn’t let her go out or do anything past 10pm during the week.
But he pays all the bills and has great military benefits.


So, after telling me about him....she then tells me she picks him.
Not out of love but security.....
Her exact words were “it’s time for me to settle” I think you and I could’ve been something amazing. There was love brewing there which is why I can’t do this anymore”

that might actually be the worst thing I’ve ever ever heard in my life. Who settles?

Girls please, please, please NEVER settle. You get one life. Spend it with someone who gives a fuck, and isn’t afraid to show it. Better yet, end up alone! But don’t settle for that bullshit.


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200,583 All these millennials with long lumber jack beards. LOL.

"I must be like everyone else. I must have a beard like them. I'm too insecure to be the only one without a long beard..... I also must vote like everyone else. I can not think on my own. I must vote for whoever the other millenials are voting for."


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200,582 When you get a new kidney transplanted into your body, they don't put it in the same place as the old ones. The put it lower down in your abdomen. It makes a bit of a bulge. These are things I never thought I would know about kidney transplants, but now I do.


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200,581 Attractive men cheat.

But that might not be a big secret.


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200,580 I like to iron my clothes to perfection.


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200,579 The most simple, yet profound, thing I think about is how science and mathematics arose from philosophy


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200,578 If you haven’t broken bones, had stitches, or cut off part of your body (all accidentally), while having fun, you’re not trying hard enough.


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200,577 Ones perception of Game of Thrones can quickly change when thinking about one simple fact: every single character smells BAD. Really, really bad.


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200,576 My wife's new thing is to complain that the neighbors have their porch light on. She says it keeps her up and she wants me to go over there and demand they turn the light off at night.

The neighbors live about a quarter mile down the road.


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200,575 Why do people who are so happy being alone have to share on social media how happy they are being alone?


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200,574 6 years ago, I came to this website. Someone posted: wanna know how you lose weight? Delete your social media. Eat well. Exercise whenever you can. Take the stairs. Park far. But just do it. I did it.



It worked. Whoever that was 6 years ago....thank you. 100 pounds down.


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200,571 My life is underwhelming. No kids, I make a few dollars more than minimum wage, married to someone I don’t know if I’m actually in love with him, and I’m gaining weight.

Underwhelming might not be a lousy enough word lol


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200,570 Hamilton sucks. I'm apparently the only one who thinks so. White people listening to rap? I don't think that's a good idea right there.


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200,569 I'm new to this, but I must say... slinging ain't that bad


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200,568 I started this new job. It's supposed to be a great place to work because their vacation benefits are fantastic. And they are. But I don't like the job itself, or the people really. If I got offered a good job, I'd jump ship in a heartbeat. It's better doing something you love 51 weeks a year than having 3 weeks off and hating the other 49.


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200,567 I need my man back home from deployment safely. Just come home to me, my love. I cannot wait until I can sleep in the same bed with him, make love to him and take care of him. I'd be happy to cook for him, do his laundry and pack his lunch every day. I know he'd gladly do the same for me.

I think I'm going to marry him.


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200,566 I have no self control


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200,565 Currently on my bedroom floor, drunk as a skunk, wondering where the fuck I went wrong. Time is irrelevant, this is my life.


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200,564 The earth's inner core is shifting. It's has moved by so much that compasses counting on magnetic north are out of sych. We can re-calibrate the machines, but what about birds migrating while making use of magnetic north? They could end up 100s of miles off course. This worries me. Maybe it's a sign that everything will soon be out of whack. What if we lose our magnetic shield against ions from outer space? This could lead to mass extinction.


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200,563 I'm white and had very good experience working with Blacks and African Americans. Actually, I'd rather deal with them than my white counterparts.


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200,562 I have much more confidence in white people in positions of power. I’m not white.


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200,561 My workmates attend the church of the perpetually offended.


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200,560 Facebook post:

"I get my car brakes fixed every year at ***** Service Station. They are the best!"

Um, if you are needing to get your brakes fixed every year, then maybe they aren't the best....



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200,559 Video showing a teacher getting high on the weekend. Grounds to be fired? Or okay in this day and age?


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200,558 My lunch is whatever no one else eats. I get the leftovers. I hate letting food go bad. So I eat what is there. I wish my family would recognize how they keep putting me in this position. I'd like for one of them to eat the old food and I could have something fresh for a change.


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200,557 I'm not sure what a facial is.


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200,556 For the 100 trillionth time...Trump said he WANTS to own this shutdown. He made no bones about it. There was a bipartisan spending deal IN PLACE, already voted on in congress. The Senate had already left town for the holidays when Trump suddenly, and without warning, reneged on his agreement to sign it. He publicly stated that he WANTED the shutdown.

What's more, he had TWO YEARS of friendly congress to pass his wall funding, and didn't do it. He barely even tried because his own advisors told him the support wasn't there in congress. Now he has an UNfriendly congress that is WINNING POINTS with their base for flipping him off. He knows they won't give him what he wants. Provoking this AT THIS TIME is tilting at windmills.

This is not ambiguous on any level. Trump is to blame. The only question is whether you think it's worth it or not. Who the instigator is is 100% Trump by his own admission.


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200,555 Now all the fringe Democratic presidential candidates are coming out of the woodwork. A Hindu lady? A guy with a criminal record? Sure why not.

I think these early announcers are a joke. I think they want attention. I consider them to be vain and not thinking clearly. They are clouding  an already crowded field. What will defeat the Democrats is splitting their votes. You'll get half backing a mild mannered older Bloomberg. And half backing a brash millennial. Trump will walk away with a victory again.


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200,554 I'm thinking that before I leave the house I should turn on talk radio and place Alexa in front of it. Jam up Amazon's servers all day long.


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200,553 After my shower I don't get dressed in front of my husband. I bring my clothes into the bathroom with me. He gets nothing from now on, nothing.


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200,552 I have strange dime-sized dried skin spots all over my body. It's probably a disease. Oh great.


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200,551 Cold pizza for breakfast today. My life makes me sad.


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200,550 I pay to have Amazon Prime for movies. But now I see a new feature. The Amazon Prime movies have commercials. Like what? I'm paying. That has always meant no commercials. Now it means commercials? Then why am I paying? I could watch regular TV to see movies with commercials and pay nothing.

This is a problem with the world. Companies are always trying to take more and more from the customers. I'm paying to get commercials. Ridiculous. Time to cancel my Amazon Prime service.


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200,549 547, I agree with you 100%.

-F, have drank, do drink, and can’t wait to drink again!


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200,548 Comment 547, Everything you wrote is exactly how I feel. The only difference is I’m a female and I don’t drink.


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200,547 Last night when i got out off work I went straight to a great Thai place and picked up my dinner. Then to the store for a 12 pack of my favorite local brew and 2 good cigars.
I enjoyed my dinner, fired up a cigar, drank a few beers and watched exactly what I wanted on Netflix.
This morning I exercised, showered, and ate two pb&j sandwiches for breakfast. I slept well and heard no complaints about snoring, tossing and turning, or hogging the covers.
Later, I might go to an interesting offbeat museum. I won't need to ask permission or have to cancel plans against my wishes.
I'm sitting on my little porch right now enjoying a cigar and a beer. It's mid morning here. I feel great. Rubbed a quick one out in the shower. Totally relaxed.
I'm watching my neighbor take down his Holiday decorations. His spouse came out and watched briefly with her hands on her hips. It is a bit surreal because I watched him put the decorations up just after Thanksgiving.
It was very truly the exact same scene. Him doing, her watching.
I know as fact that later, on his cherished Saturday afternoon he has to go with his spouse to her sister's baby shower.

My secret is only this: I do not have any hatred towards women. I simply have no need for one in my life, nor all of the complications that come with one.
Each posting I read on here that begins with "My wife...." I cringe and wonder if it is my friend across the street.


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200,546 Back in the day when I was a promiscuous mess, I slept with my friends dad. So glad I’m not that person anymore.


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200,545 20 years ago in the summer I was at the house of a friend. Four of us guys there and all done with our 1st year of college. We were, of course, all hot shots in full youth bloom. My friends Aunt was there, that is the younger sister of his mother. She was in age older than us, but younger than our parents. She was friendly. 4 or 5 times that weekend during meals she would come over stand behind me, put her hands on my shoulders and dig her nails right into me hard as she would talk to the group. Never did she do that with anyone else there, always me.

I was oblivious. It was not till a year or so later that I realized perhaps, just perhaps, that was something I could have responded to. I'm about her age now. I think back on that now and again and wonder what could have been.


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200,544 And for just one night, I was able to tell you how much I still love you without fear of you running. And you told me how much you still love me too.


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200,543 When I was 17, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time.  I realized later on that night that I had had my thumb in her ass while I sucked her clit.  Thought it was her pussy.

Same night, she tried to mount me to take my virginity.  I cam in her hand as she grabbed me to put me inside her.

Surprised she ever had sex with me again.

End note. I got better.  :)


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200,542 When I see a girl that’s far prettier than me, has a nicer body than me, does her makeup better etc., I just remember that they have to take shits too.
It immediately makes me think less of them lol
Idk y


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200,541 I get it. Message loud and clear. I care way more about you than you ever have or ever will about me. I give up. I’m done. Find another sucker to alleviate your late night boredom.


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200,540 I have a criminal record. If you google my name a court record will show I was caught with an open beer at a park in the middle of the day. Yep, danger danger, I'm one bad mofo.

PS: I think it was even a lite beer!


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200,539 I masturbate to porn with men sucking breasts. I’m a female and it makes me orgasm so hard.


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200,538 If you have to ask for a medal, you probably don’t deserve it


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200,537 My type?

1:50 AM. Last call. Unattractive girl sitting alone at the end of the bar. That's my type.


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200,536 There's a guy in my town. He argues with everyone online. He doesn't make clever arguments. He makes obnoxious taunting statements. A lady disagreed with him the other day and he posted her name, her age, her address, her children's names.

Like WTF dude?

I looked at his profile on FB. He fits right into that category of creepy looking, angry psycho. Like he is not a good looking man. I'm sure he has been dissed his whole life by women. Now he's posting the names of a woman's children online?

Wouldn't surprise me if he kills people one day. But what am I supposed to do, tell the cops a ugly guy posted a woman's private info? They wouldn't investigate. Then when the next mass murder happens the politicians will look in the camera and tell us if we see something say something. Good idea but it doesn't work.


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200,535 I hope people have the decency to leave Jayme Closs the fuck alone now


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200,534 How come men go bald but women don't?  Nature must have a reason for this. Nature has a reason for everything.


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200,533 My nightmares have been getting out of control. They've become as vivid as me typing this out. To sit here and try to explain what's happening in these nightmares would be a fruitless effort. I just don't know what to do anymore. I force myself to stay awake until I'm so mentally drained that I can barely put together a thought, thinking it might prevent these nightmares from happening. But it doesn't.

I'm in a really bad place in life at the moment, and the only time I get to escape from it is when I go to bed at night. Go figure the nightmares in my life would find their way into my dreams. There really is no escape. I've ran from one state to another, one life to another, one moment to another, but I still feel it all.


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200,532 My son is in 9th grade. Before Christmas he wrote a report for history class. He hardly put in any effort. He was immature about it. In the report itself he said it was "stupid" and a waste of his time.

The teacher gave him a D.

When I saw the grade and read the report I was horrified at my son. How could he be so disrespectful to the teacher by doing such a bad job. Over Christmas break I told him he would stay in his room until he rewrote the report, and penned an apology note to the teacher. Oh he moaned about it, but that's where he spent several days of the holiday, in his room.

First day after New Years, he turned in the new report.

Earlier this week the teacher change his grade from D to A. My son was thrilled.  But you know what I did next? I was a parent. I emailed the teacher. I asked him to leave the grade as a D. My son rewrote the report because I wanted him to do a proper job on the assignment. But he every bit deserved a D for the original report and the disrespect he showed to all.

Now my son once again has a D. And I couldn't be happier because that's how it should be.


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200,531 I remember thinking the nuns were probably really over heated in their long black dresses. It made them cranky. It's why they were mean. As an adult I never were black. Probably due to my childhood memories of the nuns.


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200,530 It’s Friday.  I’m going to do what I do every Friday. Work out, enjoy some bud, and eat something homemade and healthy. Then I’m going to go to sleep at 10pm and sleep like a baby. I guess I am getting old.


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200,528 I hate the Portuguese language, because it reminds me of you when I hear it.
It’s a beautiful language, and you were the most wonderful person -

I deeply hate myself for ever hurting you.
I wish I knew that I was capable of hurting someone so badly.
I would’ve never introduced myself to you, knowing that this is how it could have ended.

Then again, I also secretly wish we just stayed friends from the beginning. We would still be part of each other’s lives, maybe even starting to realize we might belong together.
My unnecessary need for attention tore me away from you forever, but you deserve more than my damaged pride.

I never will stop missing you, Drig.
I meant it when I said I’d be here for you forever, no matter what. It’s too hard for me to even allow that, because I know I’m being selfish by wishing that you would reach out. Just to read the words you type, or even hear your voice and see your face.




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200,527 Each time you contact me it is the most excruiating and welcome feeling. I am still so in love with you...I would drop everything if you said go...


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200,526 My wonderful evening turned out to be terrible. I guess thats just how it is sometimes...hopefully my night before bed will be better.


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200,525 Good women don’t cheat, lie or abandon their loved ones. They give many, many chances. If any of these chances or opportunities are not taken or recognized, or respected; the same good woman will take her heart back exit. She will never look back. Don’t worry. I will be there to pick her up.


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200,524 Im having a wonderful evening for once.


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200,523 I hear that you're back in touch with my cousin...


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200,522 My current girlfriend opens her eyes too wide.


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200,521 I miss watching movies with you. You didn’t use them as an excuse to come over and try to fuck. You didn’t talk throughout the entire movie or throw a hissy fit over what we watched. You just liked watching movies, like me, and I miss that dearly.

It’s weird. Out of all the things I could miss, I think of you the most when I put on a movie.


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200,520 My boyfriend's family isn't supportive of our relationship because I'm white. I've dealt with this before but I don't know the exact reason so I'm not sure how to handle it. I wish they liked me.


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200,519 I am a 45-year-old woman. Donald Trump was my crush in the 80s during my teenage years.


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200,518 You're the one who burst my heart wide open. You taught me what wild, uncontrollable, unlimited, unconditional love feels like. You changed everything. You turned me into a mom.
You're the first one to make me forget myself. You're the first person I ever said "I love you" to more than 10 times in one day. You're the first human whose temperature I took, whose nose I wiped, and whose projectile vomit I was too tired to clean up and just sort of slept in.

With you, I made my first-time mom mistakes, like letting you roll off the bed onto the floor. Who knew you could roll? Thank you for not getting hurt and also for not holding a grudge. You. You were my first newborn, infant, toddler and preschooler -- and you're the one who continues to surprise me every day. You're the intrepid explorer who pulls me by the hand into the future. You're in all my thoughts and dreams, and every wish I make upon a star.

So when you're feeling frustrated because I'm nursing your sister instead of playing dress-up, or because I might use stern words with you but not her (she's just a baby), or because I can't stop talking about how cute she is (Mom likes infants the way you like ponies), know that there is more than enough love for both of you, because of the ever-expanding place in my heart that you made.

You, you, you. You will always be my first.



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200,517 Nothing better on a cold day then some good weed and a stew in the crockpot.


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200,516 Call me lonely, a loser, whatever, but sometimes I check into this site to feel more connected, you know, like in ways I can't with my coworkers or people I see regularly at my gym or local coffee shop. But sometimes the opposite happens, and I feel more out of it, more disconnected, like I'm living in some other world. Like right now. I think I am missing out...are there really lots of people out there baking pies?


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200,515 My wife doesn't feel alive unless she's spending money on herself. She can't sit still and read a book or clean the house or bake a pie. No, she has to be spending money. Doesn't even count if she's spending money on me. We can't go and buy me a coat. It makes her antsy. She must be spending money on her.


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200,514 I am finding out if you can die from a broken heart.


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200,513 I don't ever eat from a salad bar. Not in this world with terrorists and creeps.


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200,512 I sold my house at the low. Prices are starting to rise again. I fucked myself.


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200,511 Sometimes in life we hear the doorbell ring, and when we open it, we look down and we see a flaming paper bag on our front stoop. Resist the urge to step on the bag to put the flames out. The bag is probably full of shit. Best to just let it flame out on its own. Words to the wise.


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200,510 OMG Manafort should get life in prison! Did you see what came out now? As Trump's campaign manager a poll was conducted. Manafort did the unthinkable. He told people the results of the poll. WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE THINKING? You can't tell people the results of a poll. We all know that. News stations often conduct polls, but never once has a news station released the results. Never once! Manafort did himself in this time.


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200,509 If you are at a fast food restaurant and you are ordering for your family or office or if you have a special order DON'T USE THE DRIVE-THRU!!!!! Get out of the car and go to the counter. The drive-thru is for quick orders.


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200,508 I really want to be in a band.


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200,507 This state really is so small -  I’ve only been back for a few hours and I feel suffocated - by family obligations, by memories...


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200,506 If I had a chance to sleep with my ex, my first love, the first guy for all of my milestones, I wouldn’t do it.

I messed my relationship with him, and although I have had a hard time accepting and moving on with you - the one who was the final corner of this triangle - but I’m trying, and would never hurt another person that way again. It’s painful enough to lose someone the first time.

-C


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200,505 Midge should not get back with Joel.


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200,504 I have officially forgotten what sex feels like. And what it feels like to kiss and hold a women....  It’s taken 3 1/2 years


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200,503 I think hair color dominates a redhead's life. They must constantly be thinking, "I have red hair." What should I wear, it needs to match my hair. He's going to see me naked, and see my red pubic hair. My skin is so fair, because I have red hair. Me, I think of my brown hair never. But a redhead must think about it all the time.


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200,502 People that don’t peel the first layer of their cabbage, lettuce, greens, and brussel sprouts really disturb me.


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200,501 When I'm talking on the phone I'm pretty much thinking about how to gracefully end the call. I don't actually like talking to anyone.


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200,500 Secretly I am very lonely.


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200,499 If Ginsburg can't make it to work anymore, she needs to be fired. That's what my boss would do to me. That's what has to happen to her. Oh unless we give some people special privileges. Is that how it works, we're all equal, except some people are not?


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200,498 If I was worth $1 million, I'd stop working. I'd go traveling, or fishing, or hiking. Of course I would. Who would go to work everyday and sit behind a desk and worry about how many staples are in the stapler.

Jeff Bezos is worth $160 billion. Yet he still goes to work everyday.

Let me ask you, who's the smart one? Me or him?


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200,497 I am beginning to realize that you never actually loved me. I am so stupid to let you conquer me like that. I didn't even want to be in a relationship when we met. I let my guard down, how am I ever supposed to trust someone to do that again after you said all the right things? So, so stupid.


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200,496 I humiliated my family.


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200,495 I can't take these bright ass LED lights at my job. My boss got them in months ago and when he's not there I turn the lights off over my desk. He's going to be there all the time again and today I got such a headache.


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200,494 What's happening to our world. It's not even safe to go to McDonalds. So many stories of fights. Very disturbing to see McDonalds not cooperating with reporters looking for more information. Not going there with my family anymore.


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200,493 I can't stand reading the news anymore. So many lies. I don't know what to do. I like being informed. I like being a good citizen. But everywhere I turn is corrupted by jaded reporters. They win. We all lose.


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200,492 I was going to buy this one particular foreclosed home. It's selling at a great price.  But I found out the previous owner was running a drug selling operation there. He's currently in jail. That's why the home went into foreclosure. Now I'm thinking I shouldn't buy the home. What if one day the drug guy gets out of jail and wants his house back? It's like the plot of a scary movie. No thanks. On to the next house.


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200,491 You know how in normal middle class towns the residents might start a coat drive for the homeless. No one wants to see the homeless go cold in the wintertime. It's a very nice idea.

Well in my fancy town, the residents are having a contact lens drive for the homeless. You know, like only filthy unfashionable poor people wear glasses. We can't have that. So now wealthy residents can donate their leftover contact lenses to the homeless so they can look their very best while sleeping at the shelter or waiting on line at the soup kitchen. How gracious of our wealthy residents. Americans are such considerate people.


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200,490 So many times this week I wanted to tell you that I love you. So many times I reached out to touch you. So many times I wanted to feel your arms around me. I am too afraid to speak for fear you will reject me and it will destroy me.

I am bigger than my fears and will rise up and defeat them.


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200,488 Can pussy be too warm or too wet?


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200,487 One side of my penis is in pretty harsh pain. It feels like it has been sliced with a knife. It has been hurting like this for the past two weeks. It's waking me up at night.


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200,486 It might not seem like it, watching the news...but things are better now on 1/8/2019 than at any other point in the history of humankind. Pretending otherwise is a sick form of narcissism


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200,485 I think I cut my vag when I half-ass shaved it a few days ago.

Whoops.


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200,484 I used to sleep with the secretary from work. We weren't dating. I had a longterm girlfriend already. Didn't matter to me or the secretary. There were some evenings where I was about to leave and as a sudden impulse I'd ask if she'd like to grab a bite to eat. I'd take her someplace nice and we'd end up at her place to fuck. We must have done this 20 times over the course of 10 years. If that happened today, the woman would have been wealthy from a sexual harassment lawsuit against me.


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200,483 My stepdad is a good man. Crohn’s Disease has intermittently fucked his life/career since he was 17yo — starting back when the only “cure” was cutting out guts. Fast forward almost 42 years, and he’s still sick. He won’t ever, ever, adjust his diet. He just eats garbage, and tons of it, while wondering why he feels so bad every second of every day. The convenient excuse for his ridiculous, constant unhappiness is his physical condition. Never mind that he never, ever, EVER tries to change his awful habits. My mom and I can’t even talk to him anymore...it’s a fool’s errand. He’s going to die prematurely and leave my mom a widow...and be a jerk to the bitter end.


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200,482 I shaved my head. I feel great.


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200,481 Look to your sins, Lord Renly, for the night is dark...and full of terrors


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200,480 My stepmom was a heavy smoker for years and ended up with COPD. She insisted she wanted to anything and everything to prolong her life--so of course we (my brother, me, and her sister) acted accordingly. But,

The final time my stepmom was hospitalized, one particular day we were all gathered in her room. My brother had flown in from across the country and my step-aunt had driven half a day to get there because my stepmom's condition was so serious at that point.

Anyway, we were all there, and a nurse came in. She adjusted my stepmom's IV bag and her position in the bed. My stepmom turned blue, and then, just for a few moments, her color came back. Then she just lay back and breathed her last.

I was the only one who could see the nurse's hand as she adjusted the IV bag. I couldn't tell for sure, but I think that, in a sort of unspoken collusion, my stepmom asked her doctor for something to ease her way out of this world, and for it to be given while we were all there with her. I can't say it for 100% certain, so I will always wonder...but if it's true, I'm glad they colluded so my stepmom didn't have to die in agony. I loved her so much, and I miss her tremendously, but I'm glad her death was peaceful and quiet.


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200,479 I'm getting trashed on cheap malt liquor. Fuck you!


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200,478 I love how the media criticized Trump's speech - before he even gave it. LOL.


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200,477 Me and a couple of my best friends sleep together whenever we're bored and single, just need to get laid, lonely, or drink too much together.. basically been that way for 8 years.
Im afraid because of them I don't care to pursue a real relationship.. and because of them I worry I will never feel as comfortable with anyone that isnt them.
Signed,
A girl that sleeps with all her best girl friends


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200,476 I work from home. I wear the same sweat pants everyday.  I wash them once a month. Nobody is here but me so who cares.


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200,475 I read story today about a guy on a dating app talking to a woman. She bragged how she went hunting and shot a deer. It turns out the guy was a game warden. He knew it wasn't hunting season so he had her house raided and she had to pay a fine.

I read all the comments. Everyone praised the game warden. I think he is a first class douche. I'm not a fan of hunting, but come on, it was a friendly conversation between two people looking for love. You don't bring the law into it. What a fucking asshole. No more dating apps for me.

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/deer-poacher-busted-unknowingly-bragging-161752935.html


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200,474 I wish I had married a smarter woman. Sorry, but I have no interest in how your yoga class went.


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200,473 I am terrified at how angry everybody has become.


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200,472 I was so unproductive today at work. I feel guilty. Just a bad day.


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200,471 My boyfriend admitted to me that he was an addicts and needed to get help. He’s been in rehab for a week now. I am so proud of him for wanting to seek help, that being said I haven’t talked to him in a week (we talk every single day) and it’s making me really sad not to be able to talk to him. J love you Adam and am super super proud of you! You got this babe! XOXO


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200,470 I spent a large part of my teenage years worrying about dying from cancer. I didn't have cancer. It's not like I was sick with a mystery illness and the doctors thought it might be cancer. Nothing like that. I was perfectly healthy. But I had it in my head that I had cancer. I'd constantly feel my lymph nodes looking for signs of leukemia. I'd poke my hips and legs, feeling for bone cancer lumps. I don't look back fondly at my teenage years. It was hell for me.


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200,469 A week after proposing to my girlfriend, I slept with someone else.


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200,468 I find it annoying when fat/chubby/heavy women constantly applaud other fat/heavy/chubby women on their outfits or looks, & proceed to talk about how they just love their bodies, and go on and on about how curves make them so “womanly.”
Bitch, we all know if you could take some magic pill and wake up skinny, you sure as hell wouldn’t blink an eye. You’d be all over that shit.


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200,467 I have patiently waited. Times is up. Now I will act.


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200,466 Your girlfriend looks like she’d be really indignant about giving head. It doesn’t help that she’s just about the homliest little thing I’ve ever seen and acts like we’ve never met despite she and I once working together and meeting each other several times. Dang. Enjoy the rest of your life, I guess.


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200,465 I'm reading a story in the news which mentions how school districts will sometimes "lunch shame" poor students. If the student doesn't have money in their lunch account, the school gives them a minimal slice of pizza or makes them go hungry. It creates a walk of shame atmosphere for the poor student.

I'm reminded of what happened to my child. My son was told he didn't have any money in his account. They took his lunch away and gave him the slice of pizza. My son took it in stride, but informed me of the incident when he arrived home.

I immediately called the school accounting department and was told, as I suspected, that my son's lunch account had about $100 in there. So why was he given the walk of shame treatment?

No one could give me an answer.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with me publicly criticizing the school lunch program the day before on social media. Yeah, nothing at all to do with it.....



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200,464 My 18 year old niece posted how the new year is working out well. She is "happy and having lots of sex."

Thanks for sharing with the entire world including your two grandmothers.

Your parents must be so proud of their little girl.


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200,463 And so it goes with my wife. I offer to take her to work today when I go to lunch. She doesn’t respond at that time. So later I text her.

10:56 me-what time are you going to work today?
11:29 her-I guess Im driving myself to work
Me-yes, unless you can tell me what time
Her-I am done do whatever you want
Me-you have a license and a car
Her-I know
Her thanks

Followed by a phone call where she starts yelling at me for being selfish and only thinking about my self.


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200,462 My relative stopped posting on Facebook. She closed her account! I'm shocked. She spent her life posting to Facebook. The rest of us didn't know how she could do anything else in life because she was online so much. My husband thinks it must have been a New years resolution. This would be like Trump giving up Twitter for New Years. I wish my relative the best in the struggle. But not really. After reading her posts for years, I learned so much about who she is and I very much dislike her. We all do. So good that she stopped posting, but now stay away from us.


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200,461 What if no one ever taught us about rejection?
What if it was never learned?
What if you deeply knew, as we naturally do, that someone or some thing choosing/deciding on something other than you actually is not or never was about you.
And what if, consequently, you deeply, soulfully trusted that when someone is choosing otherwise it is for the best and highest for them and therefore must, absolutely be best for you.
Because if someone doing what's best for them doesnt include you, regardless of how much you are the best undoubtedly, then it has to mean that choosing what includes you wouldnt actually be best for you.
And dont you really want what's best for you?
Trust that your inner being knows, the universe knows, and even if your mind/ego wants to fight it, allow yourself to mingle with it, allow it, accept it.
It's all unfolding exactly as it should.


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200,460 Because of the way schedules work, with husband at work and kids in after school activities and my part time job,  there is only one two hour window each week where I am home alone. I betcha know what I do for my two hours.


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200,458 I’m thinking of moving to Sweden


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200,457 I made the misconception that the people I live with were my friends. But never make that mistake. When so many people live in such close quarters, you’re forced to get along with one another, otherwise your living situation becomes a living Hell, and we’ve all lived through Hell before.

If I had met any of these people anywhere else, we wouldn’t share a single word and they’d just be another stranger in a sea of a heads. Some people might argue that’s how you meet people, and that I can’t look at it that way. But it’s not, and I am.

These people aren’t my friends. They have certain tells that reassure this. They’re just like me. They’re wearing the necessary mask for the appropriate time.

And with that thought, I’ve never felt more alone. I’ve lived by myself, isolated, for years. And that felt less lonely than living in a house of people who want nothing to do with you.

I’m sinking back down this hole, and this time I’m falling fast. Between the tension in my chest and the nightmares that plague my sleep, it’s getting really difficult to remember what I’m fighting for.


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200,456 That woman in Tennessee that just got clemency, Cyntoia Brown....I find her sexy.


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200,455 I deeply miss being a teen.
I wasn’t wild and crazy, didn’t party or smoke, or do things I wasn’t supposed to.
I simply had fun, played with dolls, listened to music, danced around my room, played dress up, played video games, had movie nights in blanket forts in my room, kept my room clean and organized, and just enjoyed life.
Now I’m 25, and knowing that I’m just getting older, slower, sadder, and further away from my innocence is breaking my heart.


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200,454 I don’t think about other men. I don’t look at other men. I don’t fantasize about other men. You ARE my ultimate fantasy...the human embodiment of every dream I ever had, and then some.  I only want your touch. I only want your adoration and love. What a miserable irony it is to find that your dream is real and to not be able to hold them in your arms. I never knew I could love like this. Bittersweet, yet it gives me hope.


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200,453 Am I cheating on my hubby if I watch men online jerk off? I never show them anything about me. I simply watch them. Sometimes I touch myself. Cheating?


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200,452 I love my new place. It’s about damn time I got on with my life...


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200,451 In a house, everyone should have their own bathroom. That should be the law.


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200,450 I live in a waspy, almost exclusively white, rich location. When my neighbor wanted to build a larger pool house in his backyard, he came over with a bottle of wine and we talked about how nice it will be, and how he'd host poker games there too, and I'm invited. There was no hassle. There was no anger. They was no suspicion that he was up to no good. We are gentlemen.

Okay, so tonight I went to a zoning meeting where one neighbor was putting in a shed, and the house next door objected.  Oh my gosh were there fireworks. Many in the room were getting upset. There were insults. Accusations of lies. Husbands had to tug at the wife to sit back down. The chairman of the meeting had to intervene often. It was downright ugly at times.

Just an observation. The neighbors in question were foreigners. Very telling. Me and my fellow white neighbor handled things with grace. But man, you pit two foreigners against each other and I thought we'd have to call the police.

It must be hell living in the rest of the world.


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200,449 All the dating sites Ive been to I have to pay for, this sucks!


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200,448 People think I'm crazy for persuing something with a man I met online because we've never met. They assume I'm holding myself back because I'm not sleeping with other men. I get it; I'm 30 and you want grandchildren...

If something else came along I might persue that. I'm not cutting off opportunities to meet other people. I just think he is a good fit for me and want to see if it works out.

If it doesn't I'll find somebody else. But I want to give this a shot.


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200,447 I feel like you're ignoring me. I wish I knew why, and I wish I knew how to fix it. :(


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200,445 It really irks me when people say “thank you “in a very cold way. It’s hard for me to explain it. But I needed to get this out.


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200,444 398 and 399 As a black man, even i don't understand that ....lol. I see it alI the time though, I can't wrap my head around it. To each his own I guess.
I dont date interracially but if I ever did they better be at least an 8 to balance out all the cultural grief from both sides.



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200,443 I have a friend who is confined to a hospital bed for a few weeks. He had surgery on his skull. He's fine. But he has to stay in bed for a while. This means no getting up for the bathroom.

The other day a woman from his office comes in to visit. She works for him. They have a very professional relationship. She needs to ask him some questions about clients and whatnot.

Just as she arrives a nurse comes in the room. My bedridden friend asks the nurse to come back later. The nurse refuses. She says she has to do her job. Without warning the nurse rolls my friend on his side and exclaims, "Oh you made a big one today!"

Try maintaining a professional relationship with your staff after the nurse announces that gem!


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200,442 It really pisses me off how hospitals are allow to screw people. My daughter had an office procedure at her doctors office (implant birth control). My insurance covers this at 100%, but supposedly even though this is a dr’s office it’s owned by the hospital and uses the hospital equipment so we get a bill for $700. (Would have been $3000 but the deductible has been met). No where did they tell me it was being billed with the hospital as the facility. We never left the room of her visit. They told me I signed a paper that said it was considered outpatient at a facility. I went back to look through what I signed and on the 6th page of 10, in the middle, there is a sentence that stated this. It’s not highlighted or pointed out anywhere. In fact the office said I had no copay because it was covered at 100%. But here is that one little sentence in a giant page of about insurance.
My secret is that I work in medical billing and when I see this happen and I feel the company/dr is morally wrong, I write it off. I send a long email to the drs office first where in the middle I ask if it’s okay to write this off. They don’t read it and just say yes. These are the drs that charge an arm and a leg for everything and will collect to the pennies on elderly pts.
The drs that have sliding fees and good cash costs and do charity work, I never do this.


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200,441 Sometimes people get on my nerves so bad I say aloud, "Please go die" and I mean it.


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200,421 I had shown my friend (who’s a girl) a picture of my sister and she straight up called her ugly. Bitch that’s my sister. Wtf is your problem!? Not sure I really want to be friends with her anymore. Don’t call my sister ugly you lonely ass white.


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200,420 Standing at the office coffee machine when the wife called about our son's constipation.  Office hottie walks up to coffee machine as I'm discussing son's constipation with my wife.  Can't leave because my coffee is still being made.  Can't stop talking about constipation because it's my wife on the phone.  Married or not, no man likes to lose "cool points" with the hot woman in the office.


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200,419 Don't come into my office and comment about what's on my computer screen. What's on my screen is none of your business. Stop snooping where you don't belong.


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200,418 People are so fucking annoying. I prefer to be by myself these days.


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200,417 I was scolded the other day by a boy's mother. I've known the boy since birth. Now he is 16 and tall. He's probably 6 foot 3. I hadn't seen him in a few years, so when I bumped into him and his mother, I commented on how tall he had become. The mother snarled that it's rude to comment on her son's height.

Wait, so now I can't point out someone is tall? Tall is the new protected class? Soon we won't be allowed to say anything to anyone.


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200,416 I lost everything in selling my house. It was my nest egg. Now I have nothing.


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200,415 I think my oldest brother was sexually abused by our grandpa too. We’re in our 20’s now, but he sure fits a lot of the descriptions from documentaries I’ve seen regarding victims and how they “end up” in life. A lot of similarities... :/


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200,414 I’ve been living with people my whole life (27M). Out of all the goals I’ve set for myself this year, getting my own place has taken priority over everything else. Living with family was hell, living with friends was worse, living with strangers was…both amazing and horrible. But I know how I am. I know when the walls feel like they’re getting closer, it’s time to move, and the only time I’ve felt that “freedom” before was when I was on my own.


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200,413 Been talking to a guy on a dating site. What do ya know...he lives in the same little apt building as 2 of my friends. Make that 1 actually...turns out he works with friend 2 and friend 2 has been telling a story about me that is untrue and makes me look like a ridiculous piece of work. So people I don’t even know are hearing what a whore ass idiot I supossedly am. The fuck is that shit? I hope he is amused when I tell my new friend some shit that friend 2 would not broadcast. Jackass.


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200,412 I slept with someone.


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200,411 Whenever I meet a really strong person, I want to know: what darkness did you conquer in your story?

Mountains do not rise without earthquakes.


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200,410 I have a “friend” that went to school to be an actress.

She’s always promoting herself, and doing little stand-up com day things in NYC, but I secretly don’t think she’s a good actor. She tries way too hard. If anything, she’s one of those extras that never actually gets casted in anything worth watching.


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200,409 I crave love ! Its been a while since ive felt trully loved and appreciated! I want a MAN! Is hard to find someone older a lot older than me that is available!


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200,408 "Left-handed people are better painters because right-handed people can't paint as well."

This is why I don't like talking to people. They aren't smart.


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200,407 I am seeing this woman who is very smart, sweet, and fun. Has a good job and going to school but has a 6 year old. I don’t know how I feel being a step father


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200,406 My friend just posted she is engaged to the love of her life. Sounds great. Except this will be her fourth marriage. Oy vey!


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200,405 I don’t go to the doctor’s very often but I made a few appointments last year and found out that I have to log on to a website to find out my results!!! This is madness! Since when did doctor’s stop personally calling you to give you your results? Is this a big “secret” I had no idea about or is this a new thing? Still awaiting on a result from a month ago! Great I could be dying and not know it! And yes, I called the office of that one doctor and was told I have to keep checking the website. Dropping  by tomorrow in person. Totally ridiculous.


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200,404 When someone takes me out and makes a pass at me I feel obligated to give them what they want.


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200,403 I love hearing about lawyers, cops and judges who break the law and then go to prison. So satisfying.


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200,401 My wife comes home and says to me, "I went to see my mother today. She died."

I was dumbfounded. I didn't know what to say. I got out of my chair and hugged my wife. I just held onto her. She wasn't crying or anything. I thought this is bad. She must be so twisted up on the inside that emotions don't know how to come out.

There's no denying my wife and I have had issues. It's always because she puts in no effort. No effort into the marriage. No effort around the house. No effort in conversations. But here she is with her mother dying and I felt so bad for her. All my wife's faults seemed so trivial now. Her mother is dead. This is a once in a lifetime feeling of loss. I couldn't hug her enough.

She was like a cold fish, just standing there limply, not hugging me back or anything. It showed how null she must be feeling on the inside.

Finally I backed away slightly and asked what happened.

She said, "It was lung cancer."

Cancer sucks. How many times has the world lost a loved one to the dreaded word cancer.

But I was confused. I thought back. I didn't know her mother had lung cancer. This is the first I'd heard of this.

My wife continued, "Yes, all those years of smoking."

Her mother didn't smoke.

Then I remembered. I'm talking to my wife. The woman who puts in no effort. The woman who doesn't bother thinking about what she is saying. The woman who says things only she understands. It doesn't matter to my wife if anyone else understands. To my wife, conversations are a chance to hear her own voice. Conversations have nothing to do with conveying accurate information to anyone else.

So I said, "Say, how's you mother?"

"Oh she's good. We went to lunch at the mall. She's coming over later to drop off a few things."

"So who died ?"

"I told you! My mother's neighbor down the block. She was 87. It was lung cancer. But I just told you all this. You really need to pay attention more."

This is life with my wife.


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200,400 I wish my daughter were more popular. When she first became interested in gymnastics and turned out to be extremely good at it, I thought GOOD! She'll be a cheerleader and will be popular! Well, she just turned 13, and is not with that popular group. Here  I was thinking she'd one day be homecoming or prom queen, but I guess we aren't high enough in the social status of our small town for that to happen. When I was in middle and high school, the popular girls were all cheerleaders. The popular group of girls in my daughter's school are frickin basketball and volleyball players. I just don't get it. Maybe I'm being superficial, and before anyone judges, yes she's an excellent student, in Beta club and advanced classes, but I just wish she were more popular  


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