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198,431 The climate has always been changing and CO2 has never been the dominate forcing.

This secret is like the Emperor Who Has No Clothes.


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198,430 I am very happily married, but somet nights I ache for you. I imagine what you’d feel like beside me and inside me. Maybe someday i’ll find out. xo


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198,429 She stares incessantly at her phone.  I keep looking at the door...


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198,428 Why struggle against the cops when they tell you to do something. You will never win.


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198,427 I had a job interview lunch with a potential new boss this week. I noticed she had a piece of lettuce stuck on her front tooth. I didn't know if I should tell her. If it was me I'd want to know. But I was afraid to tell her because it might embarrass her and then she wouldn't want to be reminded of her embarrassment by hiring me. I didn't say anything about the lettuce.


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198,426 I wanted to jerk off this evening. I couldn't. Too many people in the house. I thought I could go outside and do it in the bushes. No, a neighbor might see me. I then thought I could drive to an empty parking lot and jerk off there. I was about to do it but something occurred to me. Haven't I read stories about a seemingly nice family guy getting arrested after police caught him doing lewd things out in public. Yes I have. Maybe this is why it happens. A guy just wanted to get off and bam he gets arrested and shamed for life.

I decided to stay home and not jerk off.


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198,425 My daughter (a high school senior) was going away for the weekend (a school trip). As she left I told her to have fun and I gave her a fist bump.  My wife complained bitterly afterwards that I was a terrible father. She said a real caring father would give his daughter a hug, not a fist bump. Wow she can pick on anything.

A few weeks later my daughter was going away on another school trip. This time to avoid the scrutiny of my wife, I gave my daughter a hug. Afterwards my wife again complained bitterly that I was a terrible father, this time saying a real caring father would hug his daughter for more than five seconds.

Holy shit I hate my wife. What the hell is wrong with women? Are you all like this or did I just get lucky?


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198,424 I still remember you and your blue eyes and the empire of our souls.


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198,423 Oh pleeeze! Now a white man is never allowed to say the word "monkey". It is racist. When did black people copyright the word so white people can't use it? These elections are twisted so far out of hand. Unbelievable!


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198,422 He seems really nice and really into me and I really like him. I'm afraid for his deployment. He leaves in a couple months and we are long distance already.

I really want to see him before he goes. I want to give him a reason to come back home to me.


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198,421 Something I've never told anyone. The master bedroom I share with my wife is more like an entire master suite. It has two toilet rooms, his and hers. Two walk in closets, his and hers. It's own separate sitting room, I guess if the wife wants to sit privately and read. And a large room with a bath and a shower and double sinks. This bath/shower room has a glass door. I guess the architect thought that would be sexy for the husband to have the chance to see the wife naked in the tub. I don't disagree with his way of thinking.

But last year for Thanksgiving we had a dozen people spending the weekend with us. One of them was my wife's sister. My wife and her sister went for a run. When they returned my wife suggested her sister take a bath in the master suite because it had a jacuzzi. Only thing is, my wife didn't tell me about this. It mattered because I went bounding into my bedroom for something. I heard the water running in the bath. I assumed it was my wife. I peered through the glass door and was treated to my wife's sister standing there nude. She didn't see me, but I definitely saw her. That's my secret. I never told my wife.


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198,420 Today, while sitting in church, I had to listen to how trans people are possessed, and gay people are going to “burn in Hell”. I stopped believing in god a while back, but I’m forced to keep a facade going because I live in the Deep South, where every one is extremely religious, and, even questioning things makes you a terrible person. I’m also married to the preacher’s son.  So....I sit in church. I internally roll my eyes 100 times during the service, I mutter under my breath how I wish they’d hurry so I can get on with my life. Once church is over I feel so relieved that I don’t have to do that shit again until next week.


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198,418 If I really want to upset my husband, I slip it into the conversation how he never went to college. Instant win for me!


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198,417 Today when a kid scraps a knee, mommy takes them to the ER and then does a followup with a dermatologist.

I remember as a kid, when we fell and cut our knee, we'd rub dirt on it and go right back to what we were doing.


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198,416 I just turned 69 on friday and I'm getting feed up with everything. My wife doesn't listen to me anymore. She hasn't worked in almost 20 years. She hasn't touched me in almost 20 years. I'm getting bored! Almost time to say "fuck it all". But I've worked to hard to get where I am. I don't want to give up, but I'm tired of supporting her, paying all our debt (mine and hers) and getting nowhere. Something has to change1


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198,415 We can be having a perfectly pleasant time. We are out all day with the kids. We are laughing and enjoying ourselves. Then out of nowhere my wife starts yelling and turns bitchy and nasty. One of our sons asked what we'd be having for dinner. I spoke up and offered to make spaghetti and meatballs. It's always fun to make meatballs. I thought it would be a festive thing I could do on this fun day. Instantly she starts screaming that we are not having spaghetti. She says it's too much work even though she won't be doing any of the work. Like really bitching about it. I asked her where does this come from? Why did that set her off? She said because I'm an "asshole". I am? We were all having fun and my offering to make dinner means I'm an asshole? Most wives would like it if the husband offered to make dinner.

A minute later the truth comes out. She says her friend's husband is buying a new car and how come we aren't?

Ah, there it is. Even though she was having fun with us all day, her friend getting a new car was eating away at my wife. It exploded out of her under the guise of me making dinner.

My wife is a piece of work. A bad piece of work. I can't take much more of her unstable rotten behavior.


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198,414 What ever happened to the idea of taking in a Syrian refugee family? We never hear about this anymore. Back then I suspected it was just a fad. I think I was right.


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198,413 I feel kind of creepy watching high school cheerleaders at games.


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198,412 I have never given money to a GoFundMe page. Until now. Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island needs money. Count me in. She was a large part of my youth. I think I might even give her more.


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198,411 I broke up with my girlfriend when her back was turned. LOL. In looking back, I couldn't do it to her face. So I waited til she turned around then I said I was leaving her.


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198,410 Nobody has any actual idea of what my motivations are.


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198,409 From reading all these secrets, I know my wife isn't cheating on me.

I know this because her vagina looks like a ྂs bush.


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198,408 I think people who know me would be surprised to learn how apathetic I am in regards to politics. I haven’t voted in years and am disengaged from the daily news as it makes me feel hopeless.
I don’t believe that my vote makes any difference and think that our system is corrupted by lobbyists & special interest groups; money wins over common sense and doing the right thing.
Instead I do what I can to make a difference in my neighborhood, workplace and community and call it a day. I overhear water cooler talk about one proposition or another candidate and have no idea what they’re talking about. I don’t care though, I have become so disengaged by all the smoke and mirrors. I love the US and know how fortunate I am to be an American but no, I am not registered to vote.


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198,407 I hate traveling. I'd rather stay home.


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198,406 I know I can't have her, but for the moment it gives me a feeling of peace to look at her anyway.

Before this turns bad, I'll turn away. I've learned how to time things correctly.


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198,405 Women who wear tight leggings want us to look. True?


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198,404 I think my house has a mold problem. Too bad I can't afford to do anything about it.


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198,403 I don’t feel like doing anything anymore. Not depressed. Just tired of it all.
I’m going to have a cup of tea with hot buttered toast and go to bed.


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198,402 I wish see someone would have warned me that feeling suicidal isn't something you grow out of. I'm almost thirty and it still crosses my mind regularly.


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198,401 Do you have any idea how much I’ve defended you lately. Of course not, I would never hurt you by sharing the instances.

You keep asking everyone for money, you keep not going to work, you keep having an excuse after excuse after excuse... while waiting on your mommy’s check in the mail.

But yep, it’s all me. I’m the bitch.

You know what, I’m not going to tiptoe around your childish behavior and fragile ego anymore. Grow the f*ck up!

With “friends” like you, who needs enemies. Good to know where I stand with you.

Don’t you worry about what I’m up to, you just man up and take care of yourself. If you can’t afford food for yourself, or gas for your car, it’s probably time to surrender your pets.

I’m all done defending you. You made your bed, lie in it.


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198,400 Note to self: Self, you actually don’t have to be friends with people you don’t like, even if it’s 98% of those you meet.


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198,399 "Oh my God, Oh my God. Oh my God, the car tires need air, Oh My God what are we going to do...."

I'm so tired of her hysterics.


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198,398 The "mega millions jackpot" is a scam. I don't play the lottery because I don't like throwing money down the drain. Give it a rest with that "you have to play to win" crap. That's gotta be the slimiest (and sadly effective) marketing ploy in history.


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198,397 Why do I accept such shitty guys in my life?


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198,396 Man, Chris Cornell’s death still feels like a gut punch.


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198,395 My joy
Wears a life jacket
But you smiled at me once
And all of a sudden
The waves of life
Seemed less frightening


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198,394 To -383, the 19-year old guy who gets friendzoned all the time.  Son, let me share with you some advice:

1)  Nice guys finish last.  I hate to say it, but it's true.  At your age you have to be a bit of a jerk to get a girl to notice you.  Not a full blown abusive asshole, just a bit of a jerk.  Girls want a challenge.  You can be the nice guy again once you land her.

2)  Treat premiums like discounts.  If she's pretty, she hears it all the time.  Make fun of something she can change, laugh, and walk away without saying a word.  Like her shoes, or a shirt, or her headband.  Make her self-conscious.  NEVER make fun of her personal appearance.  I guarantee she'll follow you and want to talk to you.  Now you've got her attention.  Then be a bit of an arrogant jerk, and at the end of the conversation ask for her number.  Once you land her, you can be nice to her.

3)  Treat discounts like premiums.  I guarantee If she's not too pretty, she never hears it.  Tell her she's pretty.

4)  There's way too much pussy on this planet for you to get stuck on one of them.  If a girl ignores you or gives you shit, go to the next one.  NEVER waste your time on a girl.

5)  Assuming you're a white guy, Asian girls will love you because they have a white guy fetish.  And they're hot.

6)  Some girls are just fucking assholes.  Don't chase them.  Refer to #4.

7)  Can you learn a few chords on an acoustic guitar and play some bullshit song?  Holy shit, girls love that shit.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT:

8)  Confidence.  You wonder why you see ugly guys with knockout girls?  It's because they have confidence in themselves.  I don't care if you have the face full of zits, if you have confidence then girls will overlook that.  Men aren't supposed to be attractive.  Men are supposed to be able to kill the fucking lion and bring it back to the cave to provide for the women's children.  Only the CONFIDENT guy can do that.


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198,393 I've always been disappointed that I only got to spank your ass, I really was dying to tie you up and use my belt and riding crop on you... maybe in the future, or at least I hope so


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198,392 I'm so amazingly happy right now; my best friend, who I haven't seen for three years (moved abroad) is coming to visit for a few days before I have major life-threatening surgery. Even if the surgery goes wrong, I can die happy that I got to see the most amazing person in my life one last time. That's all that matters.


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198,391 To 198,372.  Not a reply.  Just another thought that i've had on the same sort of topic.

I am a father.  I have a 13 yo daughter and 9 (soon to be 10) yo son.  I was trying very hard to remember the last time i picked up my daughter and carried her to bed when she fell asleep.  

So now, I workout extra hard 4 days a week.  I'm getting divorced and in the best shape of my life right now.  What is driving me the most is that i want to be able to pickup my son and carry him to bed as long as i possibly can.  And i want to note and remember the last i did that so i can tell him one day that i remember that moment.  the moment when he grew up and was old enough to not need me for that any longer.

Love your kids


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198,390 Curious about people who lose weight.  Whether you are on a diet, or work out more, or both.  When you lost weight, were your hormones affected?  Your hair, skin, did you break out or get dry hair?  It just seems even if you do things in a healthy way, you have less body fat and you still put your body through stress to lose the weight, so would there be other effects?  Nails?  Thanks.


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198,389 At my previous apartment all of the other tenants bitched about how inattentive the landlord was but I liked him. I kind of thought the others were complaining babies to be honest.
Now, I've moved into this place (cheaper, closer to work) and the two other tenants love this landlord but to me he's proven to be a bit of a clown and a fraud.
The previous tenants left this place pretty nasty but instead of hiring a competent cleaning person to just do the job he went the cheapskate route and bragged about his plan to give it a thorough cleaning.
Ha! What-ever. This place was still gross even after he dragged his feet doing it.
Here's a secret: men can't clean. I know, i am one. We can't. We kind of half ass clean but we don't do the job the way its supposed to be done. We don't care. Filth doesn't bother us the way it does to most females.
Furthermore, he made a big deal about fixing the screen doors- but never showed. Now it's going on two weeks. Whatever dude.
And he was uninterested in replacing the ancient fridge with the TAPED ON door handle. So I went ahead and found a used one and got rid of the old one.
And he bristled at me paying him cash for the deposit. Jesus freaking christmas you're a landlord get a damned receipt book!
I really like this place and hopefully I'll be here for years but I'm going to have to set my expectations very very low regarding him.


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198,388 I know a woman who is ugly. She spent her youth being taunted for her looks. College was a disaster. She was hit on by drunken frat guys looking for a notch on their belt and desperate enough to go after the ugly girl in the room.

As an adult she tries to stand tall. She hides her looks with her smarts. She does well at work because she stays late in puts in the effort.  It's a little bit of redemption. But only a little. At night when alone in her apartment, she still cries.

How do I know all this about the ugly woman? I see her every morning in the mirror.


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198,387 I hear so many guys whining & crying, begging & PRAYING to win the lottery but, for me, it's never been an issue, since I was BORN filthy rich!  I guess you could say I won the Lottery Of Life!  But it wasn't ALL sunshine & lollipops - my dad was a total snake - a greedy, ruthless, corrupt corporate cut-throat, who was constantly abusive toward me, and especially my mother, always drunk, stoned or both.  
But shortly before I turned 11, he granted my birthday wish, and did the world a favor, by overdosing on heroin at his mistress's place.  So long, Pops - hello, trust fund!  
Now, at 17, I'm set for life, though I've never actually WORKED a day in my life, and best of all, my ex-supermodel mother who I live with my is PERMANENTLY horny!  Yep - I just lay around the house all day and fuck Mom all night!  GOD, I LOVE my life!


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198,386 I’m just saying...if Ancient Aliens is on, I’ll probably watch it. Not sorry.


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198,385 one time before i realized what was happening my bfs dog licked a drip of the semen coming out of my pussie


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198,384 I think members on the Coop Board are skimming money.


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198,383 I'm a 19 year old guy. I have only been on a few dates, and have never had a girlfriend. I seem to be friend zoned by them all. Is it extremely abnormal to be my age and still have never even kissed a girl? I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but not ugly either. Average I guess. I'm very nice and respectful, and will make a great husband and dad one day. My mama raised me right. I just wish females would see that.


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198,382 It blows my mind that in 2018, knocking on 2019, there are still people who believe in God. As a former believer myself, I now tend to disregard posts on facebook which start with "Everyone please keep _____ in your prayers...." or pictures of a sunset with the caption "God's creation." Those get an eyeroll from me, and I will look at you as very naive.


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198,381 Boycott the movie "First Man" with Claire Foy. Plenty other good movies out there.


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198,380 As I approach the cardio area I see a young guy step off a treadmill and lay down to stretch. Cool, good timing. I step on the machine and immediately go flying! The fat fuck left the machine running, unattended, because he was going to stretch and then resume his cardio! In 40 years of training I have never seen such a bone-headed move. Someone less durable than myself could have been badly hurt and he could have been sued into oblivion.

Then I stopped by my local pub and their beer taps were not working. Crummy day all around.


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198,379 I am a mother and I voluteeer coach 10 year girls volleyball. We practice twice a week and I instilled a rule if you miss a practice you sit out a game. Mind you we play two games each week. So you can miss one practice and still play one game. This rule has created soooo much animosity within the parents towards me and nothing I do is seen positive. The negative chatter among the parents about them not liking me has been over heard by some of the players and repeated to my 10 year old daughter who also plays on my team.
Parents are brutal and mean. I don’t get paid for coaching. It literally has become a part time job in addition to my full time job.


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198,378 I have a hard time dealing with stupid people.  So Sundays a couple friends and I go watch the Vikings game at the bar; it is what we do.  They sell tickets there now with numbers on them, and if the numbers are 1 and 3, you will $100, $250, $100, and $400 if the score at the end of each quarter matches your number.  

Well, one of the guys is a homer.  A Vikings fan.  The first week we were there we needed the opponent to kick a field goal and they attempted a little 30 yard field goal and they missed, which cost us $400.  The next week we won the $400.  The third week we were in the running again for the $400.  The odds of this happening are very low.

So on this game the Vikings were ahead by 24 to 10, or something like that.  A couple minutes left in the game.  We needed their opponent to march down the field and score, making the score 24 to 17.  The Vikings would win the game and we would win $400.  

The moron I am talking about was rooting against this happening.  He was going to split $400 with two others, but he was rooting against it.  His team still would have won, but he would have won money.  His argument was that the team cared about the final score and they needed this for momentum next week.  I told him his team just wanted to win and they did not give a damn about anything else.

It is hard dealing with really stupid people.  



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198,377 I crave weird food combos. Like ice cream and tuna. Peanut butter and mayo. French fries with Nutella. It’s gross


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198,376 What if Coop travels all the way to Wolf Edmund’s planet, only to realize that he and Dr. Brand have difficulties with cohabitation once their honeymoon phase ends...


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198,375 I’ve done all the crazy diets where you eat, you don’t eat, you eat certain stuff, you don’t eat anything, you drink stuff Blah, blah, blah whatever. All I have to say is I have only lost 3 pounds and I think most diets are bullshit.
  


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198,372 About a year after my dad died, my mom sold the house.  I was 30 years old and went back to my childhood home to help my mom pack up for her move.  I walked through the backyard one last time to check out where I had lived the first 19 year of my life.

I walked through a patch of grass in the corner of the yard that had been my dad's old garden.  I looked down and saw a little green figure sticking halfway out.  It was one of my army men from almost 20 years before.  I would play in the dirt, making trenches and forts from sticks and fighting imaginary battles.  It was one of my favorite things to do.

I looked at the little green army man and remembered that I never intended to leave all of my toys in the dirt of my dad's garden.  I was going to come back and play with them the next day, as I always did.  

I realized that one day when I was maybe 11 years old, I had left my toys in the dirt... and never came back to play in the garden.  I left my toys and didn't ever return.  Overnight, what had been important to me was now so unimportant that it would be almost 20 years until I remembered that I even used to do it.  Something had changed in me that night, like a neuron connected and I grew up a bit more.

Since then I pass places and try to remember the last time I left there.  I try to remember the last time I hung out with friends.  Some places and people I had frequented almost every day for years, and then one day something changed and I went on with my life.  One restaurant I pass often is notable because by coincidence it had been the last place I ate with two different close friends before I had to push them out of my life.  It makes me sad to think that I cannot remember the last time I was with my childhood friends before we all grew up and went our separate ways into adulthood.

It's weird how things change, and we don't even notice they've changed until later.


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198,371 Him: *sends sweet text*

My brain: he must be drunk.

I had a bad day and feel shitty about something that I wasn't able to do. So now of course I hate myself again. Why am I like this?


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198,370 I drank a liter of chocolate milk today.


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198,369 I randomly start crying. I'm a guy. I stop myself when others are nearby. When I'm alone I don't stop myself at all. I don't know why I'm crying.


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198,368 When I was about 13, I woke up one Saturday morning and decided not to watch cartoons. The idea of cartoons suddenly bored me. I view this as the day I grew up.


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198,367 My sister in law is very controlling. I don't like her. She tries to dominate everyone. She is also too involved with cooking. Talking about food, shopping for food, preparing food is what she is about.

She has two teenage children. They both struggle with anorexia.

How interesting. The Mom is unlikable and way into food. The children try to not eat food.


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198,366 I'm tired of him. I want to have an affair.


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198,365 I wonder if dogs are embarrassed about always having to poop in front of their owner. Wouldn't you be embarrassed if someone was hovering over you every time you went?


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198,364 I’m thinking of you


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198,363 I'm not actually gullible at all.


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198,362 A lot of people today really need to take a good strong hit of LSD. People get hung up on things like visual distortions, but its main effect is to make obvious things obvious, and this becomes a profound experience when you realize just how much even normal functioning adults edit reality to get by. For example, the only reason an alcoholic is able to keep doing something that kills them while making themselves and others miserable is that they have ways of fooling themselves into thinking that's not what they're really doing. Give that person LSD and the evasions fall flat. It's not a miracle drug, but it is an incredibly powerful and very safe tool for helping people. So naturally it has to be made so illegal that you'll be sent away for decades if they catch you with it (also why I can't share any really good personal secrets on the matter).


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198,361 My local animal shelter is doing a promotion where they are trying to get people to adopt a black cat for Halloween.That sounds like a really bad idea. Like what, people get the cat as a prop for the holiday, and then abandon it  after Halloween is over? Who runs these shelters? Idiots.


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198,360 My laptop finally died. It’s going to be an expensive day.  :(


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198,359 I haven't had sex with nearly enough women. I have no 'game' at all.

M-58yo


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198,358 I don't get why these famous people have to run their mouths. They're getting paid ass-tons of money! Sing your song, tell your joke, throw the ball, whatever. Then take the money and shut the fuck up. Just take the cash and shut up.


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198,357 That story of the blond woman refusing to let a black man into her building -- why are the liberals attacking her on this and calling her a  racist? Didn't she do exactly the right thing? You don't let a stranger into the building. You close the door and he can use his own key to get in. How many times have women been raped because a man forced his way into a building? Thousands! To think that in this age of #MeToo the liberals are chastising this woman for trying to stay safe... my god liberals, you don't even know what you believe in any more.


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198,356 I hope everyone gets exactly what they want.


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198,355 i step
on toes
if i want to


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198,354 Sorry for the long post.

A follow up.

I'm the guy with the difficult wife.

I'm in a strange circumstance. As mentioned a few months ago, I decided to divorce my wife. She is such a lazy and difficult person. She didn't deserve me any more. But first I had to sell the house. She would make my life hell if I announced a divorce and then we tried to sell. She'd be completely uncooperative. So I convinced her we should sell and I kept the divorce a secret. All was going smoothly. We found a buyer. We signed the contract. We had a number of weeks to find a new place to live. This is when I told her about the divorce. I said she needed to find a place on her own, and I would find a place on my own.

She had basically no response. She shut down and stopped talking. This was good. Normally she hounds me with daily demands and other garbage. I enjoyed that she was being quiet.

I spent the next few weeks packing my stuff and looking for a new apartment. She did nothing. No packing, no looking. She continued not saying much of anything. For the first time in our marriage everything was peaceful, in a sullen sort of way, but still peaceful. Time was ticking however. I kept telling her she had to do something. She ignored me.  

In the week before the house closing. I moved my stuff into my new apartment. I was pleased. It looked nice, everything fit. I was going to enjoy the new space.

Two days before the move she still had made no progress. She had not packed anything. All the crap remaining in the house was hers. Clothes, photo albums, kitchen supplies, chairs, tables, books and a mattress. None of it was packed.

In 48 hours I had to turn over the keys to the new buyer. What if the house wasn't empty? Could I just leave her there with her stuff and the new buyer would throw her out? I thought no, the buyer wouldn't turn over the check if there was a strange woman sitting on the floor of his new living room. I had no choice, I better get her out. So I quickly threw her things into plastic garbage bags and old cardboard boxes. No fancy packing, just chucked it all into bags and boxes. I couldn't believe it. I was leaving her because she was so lazy and never helped, and here I was packing her stuff. The lazy woman wins again. I told her she needed to call her sister and arrange to live there.

She still did nothing.

The night before the closing there was a stack of 50 garbage bags and 30 boxes by the front door, waiting to be moved. But my wife was reading a magazine and drinking wine. She had no plans to call her sister. No plans to move her stuff.

I should have walked away. I should have said this isn't my problem. I could have left her in that house all alone. I really thought about it. But then I noticed she was crying. My wife never cries. I've known her for years. I never even saw her cry at her father's funeral. But now here she was crying.

So I hate this. I hate myself for being so weak, but I stayed up all night loading her stuff into my car and moving it into my new apartment. It was about 15 trips. Back and forth and back and forth. There was no place to put it all. I stacked it in the living room and kitchen and bedroom until there was only the narrowest of paths left on the floor. It looked like something out of that hoarding tv show. And I did all this while my wife said nothing. She was curled up in a ball on the bare mattress. I threw a curtain on her as a blanket. She seemed so lost. After all the crap she gave me in the prior years, I can't believe I still had pity on her.

Come morning, and with no sleep on my part, I pulled her off the mattress and led her into my car. I brought her to my new apartment. I steered her down the narrow paths and into my bed. I put a real blanket on her and we slept for a few hours.

The closing went ahead as planned.

Here I am a few weeks later. This apartment is still piled high with her stuff. I don't want her to unpack. I want her gone and her bags and boxes too. She started talking again. She's as difficult as ever. That's amazing to me. I took her in. I helped her once again and she's back to giving me a hard time. I shouldn't be surprised. It's the story of our entire marriage.

I remind her she is only a guest here. I'm trying not to be cruel about it. But I am trying to get her to look for her own place. So far she has made no progress. I doubt she will. She probably sees this as a victory on her part. She thwarted my plans to leave her. She was difficult and she got her way. For now. I think I have to do this the other way round. I will find a new apartment. I will move out and leave her in this place with her garbage bags piled high, both literally and figuratively.


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198,353 I found out that one of my friends  is cheating on her husband. He’s in the army and away for months at a time. I saw her out a few weeks ago with a man and looked him up on Facebook. They just seemed too cozy with one another. He seems to like all of her pictures. One time, I was driving my son to practice at a local park and  I happened to be behind her in traffic and I followed her. She turned down a side street abd I didn’t see where she was going. A few minutes later , I looked across the field and noticed she had parked her car in front of a house located behind the park. I saw her get into a vehicle with the same man as before and drive off. Every time I take my son to practice , I see her car parked in front of that same house. I.even witnessed her kissing the man. I’m certain she’s cheating and I want to inform her husband but I don’t know how.  They have children together and I just can’t wrap my head around how vile her behavior is. Here he is serving our country and she’s running around in him. I can’t live with this secret and I don’t know what to do.


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198,352 I'm a guy. I give myself haircuts. It's easy and fast. My wife doesn't realize I do it myself. She thinks my "barber" does a great job. I save money too. Eveyrone should cut their own hair.


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198,351 I bet the Mueller Russia investigation comes out with indictments a few days before the mid-term elections. That way the democrats can do maximum harm.

An unbiased investigation? Oh yay, sure...


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198,350 Just walked out of that yoga class.  Will never return again. Thanks for the reverse-thinspo - I know now what I will NEVER allow myself to be ....


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198,349 About a year ago I went into our local bookstore. A rare thing these days to have a local book store. I looked around a bit and then asked the girl behind the counter if they sold reading glasses. She was texting at the time. She didn't even look up. She tersely said, "I dunno." I waited for more of a response, like "Let me go check." But that never came. So I asked if she could find out. She said she was busy. Mind you, I was the only customer in the store.

Today I'm reading in the newspaper that the bookstore is going out of business.

I got a good laugh out of that.


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198,345 I shot a huge load again today. I'd say three tablespoons. Man, I don't know what's going on. I'm old. I thought my loads would be getting smaller. Not. Huge load. A last hurrah?


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198,344 I live in the woods about 50 miles from a large city. Irrational, but when the power goes out I wonder if the city was nuked. I look for a glow in that direction. Hasn't happened yet but I think one day it will.


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198,343 5 drinks. That’s what I need to get a buzz.


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198,342 My husband told me he wants me to suck his cock while a man is fucking his ass. Is this a good thing? I'm not sure this is a good thing. Part of me thinks it's a good thing. How crazy wild exciting. But should I be concerned my husband is talking about sex with other men? This probably isn't a good thing. Is it a good thing?


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198,341 My Dreamwoman is going on a vacation with her girlfriends tomorrow.  Life hurts lately.


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198,340 Related to a secret below, thought I'd share. My wife suffers from paranoia. She thinks terrible things are always about to happen. The other day she insisted we bring the car in to a mechanic. I asked why. She was concerned the traction control was going to lock up and flip the car on the highway. Again I asked why? She had no reason. She just thought it might happen.

Before that she insisted I change all the smoke alarms in the house. She said they weren't working. I asked why she thought so. She said because they have never gone off. Well..... we have never had a fire. Still she somehow knows they are defective and they must be replaced.

A few months ago she wanted me to bring the fire inspector by to look at the boiler. She was concerned it was going to explode. For one thing, the fire inspector doesn't look at these things. The boiler guy does. But she had no reason as to why it might explode.

Over and over with her she gets a thought stuck in her head that something will go wrong with a device and I must act on it. Fear of devices? Is this a thing? Whatever, it has gotten very old and tedious.


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198,339 Barron Trump’s eyes look soulless and empty. There’s something remarkably terrifying in those eyes, or deeply sad-or both.


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198,338 I am in a longterm committed relationship and I love my boyfriend. This results in me being comfortable around guys because I would probably act awkward if I liked them and had to see them everyday. Now what I find annoying is that men think I'm in love with them. I even got comments that I was coming onto men when actually I was just excited to talk to them because I don't have any guy friends, which then results in them not wanting to be friends with me because I 'lead' them on.

Now what I'm sincerely wondering is what actually makes me that attractive. My bf thinks I am the most beautiful girl in the world but that doesn't count because he is biased. Sometimes I just wish that I could see myself from the side because when I think about it rationally, I could understand why men fall in love with me. However, I almost never feel that pretty on the inside so it's just something I think about at times. Is it worth anything if you don't feel happy about it yourself?

But honestly, I do think boys like all girls right. I guess I just fit the picture men have for a serious relationship. I've experienced multiple times that men kept asking for my number/date even after I told them that I had a bf.

I was at a party of my friends some time ago and we were playing beer pong, honestly I was having the time of my life, so I was laughing and just overall excited. Then when I went to the bathroom a guy told me I had to stop leading his friend on because I had a bf. This made me upset because I actually liked talking to everyone and was just having a good time. But I did stop talking to the guy which was a shame because he was a nice person. I'm not playing the victim here or anything, I just wish I could have a guy friend, someone to hang out with. I'm not a tomboy so guys don't really see me as a bro, and somehow always feel the need to act differently or try to impress me. I hope I will at least get one guy friend in my life. I had a few when I was in highschool and a few in uni, but it all sort of stopped afterwards, and I kind of miss it. where my boys attttttt :)


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198,337 You want to anger an entire community? Tell them the standardized test scores at the high school have fallen this year. You get called every name in the book because after all it's your fault the scores fell....


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198,336 I get racist when other people get racist.
If I am acting a certain way toward you, take a hint, and change your attitude.
I can stand here all day staring through your soul, because you along with everyone else regardless of race - are irrelevant to me.

Again - if you aren’t immediately important to me, I don’t care about you.


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198,335 In how many ways is President Trump great?  Let us enumerate the ways.  He is great in his intellect, in his ideology and in his vision for the nation.  He is great in his oration and in his aura of a commanding presence,  He is great in his representation of his nation to the world, and in his advocacy for his nation.  He is great in his personal probity and in his empathy towards the common people.  God has blessed the nation with a leader of rare magnificence, and national salvation and a return to national greatness call for all to put aside their petty partisan differences and unite with open hearts under the sage guidance of the great leader.


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198,334 Someone said Trump lies. I challenged and asked for some examples so I could investigate. I was given this link:

http://projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/

The Toronto Star newspaper says they have kept track of all Trump lies. I started with what they list as the most recent:

------- LIE 1 -------------------------------------------------------

Trump: "The crowd in front of the U.S. Supreme Court is tiny, looks like about 200 people (& most are onlookers) - that wouldn't even fill the first couple of rows of our Kansas Rally, or any of our Rallies for that matter! The Fake News Media tries to make it look sooo big, & it's not!"

Source: Twitter

in fact: There is no precise crowd count available, but the crowd in front of the court was far bigger than "200 people." Kyle Cheney, a reporter for Politico, said on Twitter that "the crowd was easily in the low thousands."

-----------------------------------------------------------------

Here is a picture of the Kavanaugh protesters in front of the Supreme Court building.



I counted the crowd by putting a white square over everyone's face so I wouldn't double count.



I counted 197 people.

Trump said there were about 200 people. Some random reporter says there were thousands. First of all, how is that fact checking by The Toronto Star? Trump says one number and some random guy says another so therefore the random guy is right? That's not fact checking. That's an embarrassment because the real answer is 197 people. Trump was correct.

There are lies, but they are not coming from Trump.


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198,333 My wife cheated on me when I was stationed overseas. The man she slept with was another soldier. There is nothing lower than that in my eyes. That is a man with no soul. I'm waiting on karma to make her rounds...


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198,332 I don't know if I'm doing the right thing when interacting with others. I often engage in political discussions. I enjoy it. In today's world though, there are certainly many contentious players. They verbally attack me sometimes. I always respond with a calm non threatening voice. I'm a hoping it disarms them. I think it makes them look foolish when they are yelling and I am not. I think the crowds picks up on their lack of control.

But part of me is not sure if this is the best approach. Maybe I look weak if I don't fight back. Should I yell? Should I throw in some hearty insults? I don't know anymore.


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198,331 I'm super excited that I finally found a Minions comforter to go with my sheet set. I wouldn't have to keep this a secret if I weren't 55 years old.


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198,330 There is a kind of sad and silent "fight" going on between a very close friend of mine and I, but neither of us would ever speak of it out loud right now. We don't even need to, that's how close we are. We just know.

I knew this day would come, years ago, when she admitted to me she had a crush on the object of my affection. I had never spoken a word of my feelings, even to her, my best friend, because I was already in a serious relationship with someone else. In fact, I hated that I fell for him. It caused me years of suffering while I tried to hold on to that relationship. It eventually failed.

I remember what I said to her when she brought it up again. "I just don't want this to come between us."

Now, after leaving that life and person I was just a few years ago, it seems this love is allowed to play out. We slowly, but surely, became closer and our friendship turned into a sexy, fun, still casual/still unsure type of situation, but still I knew she would feel burned.

She finally asked me the other day, "So are you two dating?" "Well, yeah...kind of." That was all that was said.

I think we'll try to continue to be friends, but the truth is I knew as soon as I realized I had fallen for him, everyone else around us would eventually fall away.

All is fair in love and war, so they say.


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198,329 A man I know died in a small plane crash the other day. He was on his way to a resort. He leaves behind a wife and kids. The entire town is lamenting how he was such a nice guy....He was a good father and a loving husband....

The news story mentions there was another passenger on the plane. A woman. She lived 1000 miles away. I googled her name. Her hometown paper had a story about the crash. It said she was dating the man from my town.

Wait what?

Here we are talking about what a loving husband he is, but it's becoming clear he was having an affair. He was going away for the weekend to a resort with his love interest until Karma became his co-pilot.

I know others in my town can use Google. They can find out the same thing I did. But no, everyone wants to pretend the dearly departed are always wonderful people.


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198,328 I am very active in local politics. I have become very well known for researching the issues and finding the best path to fairness. I also have uncovered some real shenanigans with some of our officials. I have forced a few of the corrupt ones to resign.

People in the community have asked me to run for various offices. I always say no. I tell them I'm more effective staying on the outside looking in.

It's a lie. That's not why I don't run for office. The real answer is embarrassing. When I was in 5th grade I ran for President of the class. I lost by one vote. I remember the teacher announcing the results and all eyes in the classroom turned to see how I would react. Human nature is cruel sometimes, people were more interested in seeing the face of the loser, instead of the face of the winner.

Anyway, I was crushed by losing in 5th grade. I can still feel those eyes on me. I could never run for any kind of election again even though 40 years have gone by.


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198,327 I think I can feel my death coming on.


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198,326 150 species go extinct daily. Worse still, humans are not one of them.


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198,325 As a child I always thought I'd become the Anti-Christ.

It just seemed to make sense. The role fits my personality perfectly.

Instead, I've become a hedonist monster. A creature of ever intensifying, unquenchable desires that is endlessly tantalized and grows stronger from the agony.

It's fantastically horrible. Who knew that an 'Anti-Buddha' was even possible?

^_^


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198,324 It was an accident. The reporter was being interrogated and he accidentally slipped and fell and bumped his head. Yup, it was an accident. Then the Saudis accidentally chopped his body into 1,000 pieces. Don't you hate when you accidentally chop a body into 1,000 pieces.... but what can you do, accidents happen.


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198,323 I think I am mentally ill. I work myself into a tizzy over nothing. I obsess. I get a thought into my head and it relentlessly eats at me. Like out of nowhere it will suddenly occur to me that my credit card was hacked and some prick used my card to make charges. I call the credit card company but it is after hours and the recording says I need to wait until morning. The rest of the night is hell for me. It's the end of the world. Next morning I find out nothing bad happened at all. By an hour later I'm worried I have cancer. Oh god I'm going to die. I have to wait three days for the doctor to see me. Worst three days of my life. He assures me I'm fine. On the drive home I suddenly think a car in the oncoming lane is going to intentionally swerve into me. I take a different route home on back roads to avoid the faster moving highway. This is my life, a constant barrage of impending doom. If this isn't mental illness I don't know what is.


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198,322 Honestly just want to be a house wife.


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198,321 1/30/33 = 11/8/16.


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198,320 I am angry at him.


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198,319 The more I travel the world, the more I realize that people everywhere are essentially the same - selfish and stupid.  I'm rooting for climate change at this point...


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198,318 You know what’s weird? I have had the same phone number and extension at work for a few years. I write it on documents daily and leave it in voice mails several times a week. Every now and then I will be leaving a voice mail and at the end I say “my number is...” and I completely forget what it is. So I start saying “um um...” and sometimes I have to rifle around and find something with my number on it. It sounds totally unprofessional and like I don’t even know my phone number. It doesn’t happen very often. I’m only 39 but I wonder if this is a sign that I will have dementia eventually.


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198,317 I treat colored people the way they treat me.
I’m a white female in my 20’s. I always deal with a rude black girl when I travel. Why? No idea.

Is it because I’m white? Probably.
Oh well.
They have a shitty job. I travel for a living.
I guess I understand.
Must be all this privilege that I walk around with.

*rolls eyes*


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198,316 I bite my fingernails and pick my nose while watching TV. I toss the remnants behind the couch. I keep meaning to vacuum back there.


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198,315 I can't stand guys who spend time doing their hair everyday. Combing your hair is fine. Coiffing it with a blow dryer for 20 minutes every morning is fucking queer.


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198,314 Tonight my wife was asleep. I was still up. There was a number on her phone I needed. I went into the bedroom and took her phone off the nightstand. A minute later she came racing down the stairs demanding I give her phone back. She was frantic. She grabbed the phone out of my hand and went back to the bedroom. An hour later I snuck back in, picked up her phone, and noticed she turned on the passcode feature. I'm not sure what to make of all this.


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198,313 Growing up I was always told I was part Scottish, turns out my great grandfathers boat from Ireland stopped in Scotland on its way to America.  He realized quickly that the Irish were not loved in America but the Scots were so he told everyone he was from Scotland which in a way was true.  It wasn't until my uncle did some family research that we discovered this.


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198,312 Elizabeth Warren received a grant from the Feds because she said she was an American Indian. She should have to pay that money back.


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198,311
A woman I know told me she's had sex with "about 18" guys.  I wondered what that "about" meant because women notoriously lie about these things.  I saw a study done in 2003 where a couple of university researchers asked women how many sex partners they've had, and then hooked them up to lie detectors and asked them the same question.  The study found that women cut the number of partners down by almost half.  For every guy they've said they had sex with, they actually had sex with 1.7 guys.

So I did some math.

If she tells you          She's actually been with:
this many:

1....................................…..2
2.......................................…..3
3....................................…..5
4.......................................…..7
5.....................................…..8
6.......................................…..10
7.......................................…..12
8.......................................…..14
9.......................................…..15
10.......................................…..17
11.......................................…..19
12.......................................…..20
13.......................................…..22
14.......................................…..24
15.......................................…..25
16.......................................…..27
17.......................................…..29
18.......................................…..30
19.......................................…..32
20.......................................…..34
21.......................................…..35
22.......................................…..37
23.......................................…..39
24.......................................…..41
25.......................................…..42
26.......................................…..44
27.......................................…..46
28.......................................…..47
29.......................................…..49
30.......................................…..51
31.......................................…..52
32.......................................…..54
33.......................................…..56
34.......................................…..57
35.......................................…...59

Statistically speaking, that woman I know has probably been with close to 30 guys.


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198,310 Salty, bitter, insecure people are the worst, they can’t stand other people being happier, having “more “they want everyone to be as miserable as they are . Maybe they should form a group and all can move in together enjoying their own negativity and toxicity. They can spend their whole day whining and crying over trivial staff.


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198,309 I was never bullied in high school. I got along with everyone really well. Sports kids. theater kids, music kids, smart kids, woodshop kids. I hung out with all of them along the way. I think victims of bullying can help themselves by looking inwards and asking if there is something they are doing to annoy others.


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198,308 When a recently married woman announces she is now pregnant, you can bet I'm calculating if she was pregnant before the wedding.


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198,307 I have gross secrets. Well others will say they're gross, but I'd be willing to bet I'm not the only one guilty of these things.

1. I pick my nose daily. Especially in the morning when my nose is full of dry boogers. It's easier just to reach in there, get them, and dispose of them instead of trying to blow my nose into a tissue, which never works.
2. I pee pee in the shower every time I am in there.
3. I wash up daily, but, showers only happen a couple of times a week.
4. Adding to #3, I only shampoo my hair once a week. Drying it takes entirely too much effort



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198,306 There should be a data base where you can check if someone is single. And like a medicare prescription plan, if they apply for a new plan the old one automatically is replaced, so people can't have 2 relationships for a duplication in benefits. Lol!

It is so frustrating to be lied to, and easily be able to figure it out.

Just stop lying, people! Geesh!


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198,305 Missed my first flight ever, last night.
I was kind of glad, because I was able to spend one more night next to my husband before we go six-nine weeks without seeing each other.

Too bad he fought with me last night.


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198,304 I know a number of families who send their children to expensive prep schools. The kids turn into the spoiled brats who drink and do drugs and make racist comments. Was it really worth it to spend $60,000 a year for this type of result?


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198,303 I think I may be falling in to depression. I'd like some input. I've never been a super duper outgoing person, but now, aside from the requirement of going to work, I'd rather stay at home 100% of the time. Having somewhere to go or something to do ruins my days off work. Even if it's taking my kid to the dentist, I dread it, and it basically spoils a good off day. People ask me hobbies, and honestly, I have none. I love to stay home and work on cleaning up and fixing up my house. My husband and I used to go to friends' houses for cookouts and such, but now, the thought of it just fills me with dread. I feel like I'm suppressing his outgoing nature. When I'm at work, he and the kids will go places without me. I'm perfectly fine with that.

I also don't sleep all that well. I usually go right to sleep due to exhaustion, but I'll wake up around 2am and usually cannot go back to sleep. This and the fact that I just don't like being around people anymore, leads me to be very edgy in the mornings at work, and even mumble to myself "I wish everyone would die"




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198,302 More twisting of the facts by the liberal media re:Warren being an Indian.

Warren listed herself as being an American Indian while a professor at Harvard. Now she has taken a test that shows somewhere 6 to 10 generations ago, there might have been an Indian ancestor.

At issue, the press says Trump promised to pay her $1 million if she could show she was an Indian.

Here's what Trump actually said,

"Let's say I'm debating Pocahontas...I' going to get one of those kits, and in the middle of the debate, when she proclaims she is of Indian heritage because her mother says she has high cheek bones... we will say, I will give you $1 million to your favorite charity paid for by Trump if you take the test and it shows you are an Indian."

Liberal Lie #1: Trump said he will ask her to do this at a debate. Trump and Warren never had a debate, so he never had the chance to ask her. Therefore there was no deal like this in place.

Liberal Lie #2: He didn't say he'd give her $1 million. He said he'd give $1 million to a charity.

Liberal Lie #3: Trump will give the money if the test shows she's Indian. Having a possible trace of Indian DNA 10 generations ago doesn't mean you are an Indian. That's foolish. If your mother was Indian, then okay you are Indian. Even if your grandmother is Indian, I'll accept that you are Indian. But if your great great great great great great great great grandmother was Indian, you have absolutely no right to tell your employer that you are a minority and an Indian. That's just dishonest on the part of Warren.


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198,301 I liked one of my coworkers more when I thought he was gay. Now some of his comments, nicknames, and touches make me uncomfortable.


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198,300 Someone used my card number on iTunes, people finder and Uber . Now who the hell spends 75 on Uber? Either way sucks , now I have to wait for a new card and the fraud department to investigate my claims.


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198,299 In a dream more real than his daytime,
a grown man meets himself.

Himself at just ten. With the light
in his eyes. And the world
in his heart.

He sets out to explain to his
young self why he's taken the
road to someone else's
somewhere.

But he can't.

And in the deafening silence
he shakes uncontrollably.
As the years of an
unconsidered
life spill over.

And in that silence
everything
changes.

Forever.

Perhaps the ten year old
had been his
very soul in disguise.

Come to shake him
from the prison of
his daytime.


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198,298 In my town there is a tradition for children from all neighborhoods to trick or treat on Main Street. The houses are close together and have a great old Victorian vibe. The homeowners really do it up with special lighting and animated figures and cobwebs and eerie music. The street becomes one giant Halloween party. It's great fun.

This year one of the homeowners has announced that the children of Trump supporters are not welcome to ring his doorbell. No candy for them. These children must be punished because their parents are Republicans.

This is so sad to me. The homeowner is a grown man and he is going after the children in our community. I've never heard of anything so low.


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198,297 I love another man's wife.


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198,296 I watch interstellar weekly for so many reasons, chief amongst them that it's best portrayal of humankind ever. It juxtaposes hard, beautiful science with human love in a nearly perfect way. And that's the thing about my daughter and [insert your favorite, awful band here]. We can understand supermassive black holes billions of light years away. We have guesses as to their nature, but we know they exist and we can observe them. On one level, the sheer size and scope of the universe dwarfs, and nearly trivializes our entire existence...but here comes [my favorite, awful band]. Physics, cosmology, and insane mathematics can't even begin to model something as "simple" as meeting a girl on a quasi drug band message board and receiving a beautiful, amazing, caring soul (who also loves [insert you favorite garbage band here]) as a result...and *knowing* there is a reason for that.


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198,295 My secret is that I. Absolutely. Loathe. This time of year. As in, DETEST it.

From Halloween till Christmas, I wish I could stay in  my house, bury myself under the comforter and stick my fingers in my ears and go, "LAlalalala-laaaaah". Ugh. This Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas trifecta of forced merriment, cheer and goodwill is revolting. I just can't.
And no, I don't indulge Trick-or-Treaters, I certainly do NOT celebrate Thanksgiving and I sure as shit don't participate in the Christmas hysteria.

Eagerly waiting for January 1st so that I can breather again.


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198,294 I have two sweet, well-behaved dogs. Partly because they have good dispositions and partly because I’ve grown up around dogs and my parents taught me how to train them properly. When I first got my dogs, I can’t even count the number of men who took it upon themselves to talk down to me and explain to me how I should train them, what to feed them, when to take them in for shots, and so on. I don’t think any of these men knew how much experience I have with dogs. As though I didn’t know any of this already! It was so condescending. Suggestions are one thing, treating me like I’m an idiot by giving unsolicited advice is quite another.   Women never did this. They were just excited for me that I had new puppies. Some people say that “mansplaining” is just a made-up thing, but it definitely happens.


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198,293 I'm not getting any at home. Married for almost 16 years and now he has barely any interest . I work out, I take care of myself. Someone else is giving me attention and we've been sexting. Finally the other night, while he was sleeping, I went to his house. Risky and stupid. But I did. He brings the wild side of me out, that hasn't been out in a while. There was a lot of heavy petting and I'm dying for it, he makes me..feel. He wants me, he's single but if we are found out we both lose everything. I think I'm going for it. A woman has needs too.


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198,292 I'll tell my wife I'm cooking dinner tonight. She'll come home with a pizza. It's some passive aggressive attempt to control everything.


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198,291 This morning, in the basement, from behind, while leaning over the washing machine. 28 years and we've still got it. I love my husband.


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198,290 After reading about it here, I switched to DuckDuckGo as my default search engine. It has been working very well for me. The best part is that DuckDuck doesn't sell your information to third party vendors. So I can search for a pair of shoes and NOT get ads for those shoes for the next few days. I find it very satisfying that my every move is NOT being tracked. I can't find the original post where someone mentioned DuckDuckGo, but thank you.

Here is an article from today saying more and more people are switching to DuckDuckGo.

https://www.engadget.com/2018/10/12/duckduckgo-hits-high-of-30-million-searches-in-one-day/?yptr=yahoo


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198,289 One thing I can’t stand about the Catholic Church , even though I was raise as one it’s how they glamorize poverty by telling people birth control and condoms are a sin . Seriously, I feel sorry when I look at countries including my own , believing in the bs . I believed in God and all but it’s Inresponsible tell people to have as many kids as they can , when they can barely afford to put food in the table and then blame the government for their poor choices.  I thank my lucky stars for having responsible parents that provided for me and my siblings and don’t have the mentality.


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198,288 Post menopause, my wife isn't interested in sex any more. She is handling this very poorly. Rather than talking to me about it, she invents things I do wrong. Like I bought the wrong kind of cheese. She feigns great anger. Then she says I make her so angry that she can't have sex. It's a repeating cycle. Every few days she looks for something to be angry about which allows her to continue with her moratorium on sex. She's breaking the cardinal rule of marriage. She's not communicating honestly. This could be the end. She's going to spend the last years of her life alone.


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198,287 My wife is so fucking lazy.   Sitting at the table while i clean the house.   Playing stupid games and facebooking.   Use to be that she would help and we would end up fucking while doing the work together.   Not anymore.   Lazy ass is going to get a surprise mouth full of cum the next time we do.   No warning.  




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198,286 If all odds are against you, you have the neighbors, the mail man, teachers, friends, colleagues, who are saying you're a rotten, spoiled, ungrateful, bratty, human being.

My boyfriend, my boyfriend's parent's, now my boyfriend's friend's, ex's, family, and now my very own parent's too.

It now makes me wonder, if everyone might be right?

What's next? Gosh!
Are my dog's thinking the same thing as well?

Could there be a possibility?

Geesh, I can never win.


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198,285 Two sons, both married. One daughter-in-law told me I have to treat my sons exactly the same, they HAVE to get equal amount in my will. She demanded it.

She's a BITCH in so many ways...

Won't she be surprised when I pass away and they read the will... I wish I would be around to see it.


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198,283 The pre-school put in a small playhouse. Within the first week the kids would go in and find a sleeping homeless man. The pre-school removed the small playhouse. I hate this town.


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198,282 Interstellar is the greatest movie ever made.


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198,281 I pee myself when I laugh too hard. I have to stop and cross my legs if I'm walking in public. I know people around me notice it, so I'm lucky that no one has said anything yet.

25/f


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198,280 You want sex on the first date? Call up me up and ask me out. Tell me you want to go for French food. When the day arrives, pick me up but don't drive to a restaurant. Drive to the airport. We get on an overnight flight to Paris. We have a fabulous French meal on Champs-Elysees. Bring me back to a French hotel. You will get sex on the first date. Other than that, you are out of luck.


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198,279 I am so weirded out about pregnancy. I’d like to have one child eventually, but the part I’m most nervous/grossed out about?
It’s not the birth.
It’s not the dirty diapers.
It’s kind of the breastfeeding.

But mostly.....
It’s the actual cumshot. Knowing someone’s junk is floating around in my junk makes me feel disgusting.
32/obviously female


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198,278 I judge parents who feed their kids garbage food.
Their most important, high-developmental years through infancy and toddlerhood, and you’re feeding them Kraft mac&cheese, and French fries?
Sorry, but...unless you’re allowing your kid to dictate you, and tell you what he/she does or does not want, you do have the right to set them up for success by giving them good food. Sustainable food that actual feeds their minds, and not just garbage food to fill their bellies so they stop whining and shit up for once.

I think most parents are dangerously lazy.
Yet another reason we should have a bar for reproduction.
Allowing just anyone to procreate is draining society, because the rest of us have to pick up for their laziness.


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198,277 I jerked off a few days ago. I think it was Wednesday. Now it is Saturday and I still haven't taken a shower.


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198,276 I'm so fed up with businesses lying to me. If you say the price is X then the price better be X when the bill comes in the mail. If it isn't you are going have me up your ass for the rest of your days.


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198,275 I understand why my wife's brother is divorced. He's such an ass. My wife agrees.


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198,274 Idk why people think if you're single living at home it means you have money.  If you don't work full time or have a decent career going, it's the opposite! I work part time, trying to get more work, and if I had the money, I would have moved out by now.


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198,273 Amazing how things have changed in the last 75-100 years.  Used to be when a black man rose up to speak his mind it was the white folk that got upset and gang together to put him down.  Now when a black man rises up and speaks his mind it is the opposite. This week Kanye West speaks his mind and it is the black intellectual class that rises up to shut him and and put him down in his right place. That uppity negro needs to know his place they all agree.

I don't think this is the Dream MLK had back in the day.


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198,272 I run four airbnb’s. It’s going great and they stay very busy. I have a guy doing some of my maintenance and lawn mowing. I pay him twice the minimum wage and he works 30-40 hrs/week.!

He lives in the second cheapest rent in my city at $450, has a $200 truck payment and of course gas and utilities. His fucking child support is so high that there is very little money for food.

The food my guests leave in the rentals help to feed him.


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198,271 I want to ask how do you know when a marriage is over.

But I guess if I feel I need to ask, I already know the answer.


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198,269 I have got a vasectomy, she doesn't know and will let her think that we can get pregnant for as long as this happens.


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198,268 Something that still scares me.

I was sitting in the family room. I heard the automatic garage door open and then close. Ah, my wife must have just come home. About 10 minutes later it occurred to me I didn't hear her come in the house. Why would she still be in the garage and not in the house? Maybe she was looking at something outside. No big deal.

Another few minutes went by. She still hadn't come inside. I got up and went into the garage. There she was in her car. She was sitting in the drivers seat sound asleep, head back, mouth open. I could hear an audio-book playing on the car's CD. She must have been listening to it when she drove into the garage so she decided to keep listening for a while longer.

But the thing was, her car was still running. She pulled into the garage, continued to listen to the CD, but never turned the engine off. The garage smelled heavy with exhaust. I banged the switches on the wall opening all three garage doors. I opened her car door and turned off the engine. I tried to wake her up but she was very groggy. I dragged her out of the car and onto the driveway. I shook her a few times. She finally opened her eyes. She seemed dazed. She didn't understand why she was laying on the driveway. It took a few more minutes for her to be herself again.

I think of that sometimes. What if I didn't notice the garage door opening and closing. What if I didn't bother to go look. What if...



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198,267 When I was 12 I had a paper route. Once a week I had to ring everyone's doorbell and collect money. The thing I remember most was the unique smell to everyone's house. No judgments on my part. But it was fascinating to smell the garlic here, or the curry there. I always wondered what my house smelled like but of course you can't smell your own home. Funny how that works. You lose sensation of the things closest to you. On some level this could explain bad marriages.


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198,266 I use my voice memo more than my key pad, so I look like an idiot when in reality I have a pHD, and work in the medical field. I just don’t have the time to type everything out all the time. All the errors in my texts aren’t easily overlooked, but I don’t have time to correct any of them. Sorry!
Call me instead.


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198,265 Why are people so bothered by other people’s LIFE choices?

Honestly. Like, if somebody like choices are going to affect you in anyway, and you to get your big nose out of it. This whole metaphor of that men and women belong together, and any other way is just dissed tasteful, or wrong, or sinful? Like, there is no proof that there is a God. And even if there was. Did he create all of us equally? Does it not say that he loves all of his children? Didn’t he write the pads to all of our lives before we were even thought of?
Regardless of religion, even people who are religious have this judgment about them. If somebody is making a decision for their life, and it’s not affecting you, but out. It has nothing to do with you. Let people be happy! Also, this whole “may need to be with women, so we can grow the population of the world”, is bullshit. Not everybody needs to procreate, and not everybody should. Get over it. Not everybody needs to lay in bed and spread your legs, or jizz into a vagina.
Some people are perfectly happy doing everything BUT what society expects us to do. So eff off.


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198,264 Why are people so bothered by other people’s LIFE choices?


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198,263 I enjoy looking into people’s homes. Not to be a creep. I’m just looking at your life, and how you live. It’s interesying to me


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198,262 I tend to wear the same clothes day after day for a week at a time. I live alone so it's no one's business but my own. The good news, I don't have to do laundry very often.


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198,261 Another fake sexual assault incident. A woman in Queens called the police saying a 9 year old boy grabbed her ass.

Security camera video apparently shows he did nothing of the kind.

Democrats have opened pandora's box. It's a free for all going forward where women will continue to make up false accusations about men.

What do you think will happen when there really is a case of sexually assault? No one will believe the woman. You bring this on yourselves.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/corner-store-caroline-woman-calls-police-9-year-old-boy-sexual-assault-182833690.html


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198,260 I googled this but couldn't find any info. Thought maybe it's a secret code, so I ask here.

What does it mean when a teenager posts three goat heads? I've seen it being used by teens when an older white conservative man posts something first. I feel like it is meant to be some sort of insult.





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198,259 Sheila, you will always be an amazing memory. I'm sorry I got so freaked out. I wanted to be forever after with you.  I cant snap out of this, and i hope you still pray for me.  


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198,258 I bought tickets to a concert for tonight. It's just a local thing. The high school is hosting a fundraising concert featuring the student jazz band. The money raised will go to buying some needed supplies for the school. Cool.

It rained yesterday. The grassy lawn in front of the school is muddy. This is where they were going to hold the concert. I thought they simply will move the concert inside to the auditorium. I mean it's a fundraiser. No one coming really cares if it's on the field or in the auditorium.

Nope. Moving inside didn't occur to them I guess. They instead are going to have the  concert on the rain date ........ in June of 2019.

Like what? I could see the rain date being tomorrow. Or possibly even next week. But the rain date is 9 months away?

Really? That doesn't sound like a well thought out idea. Why so far away? That's just silly. I have no idea what I'm doing next June. People will lose their tickets between now and then. And the June date is in the middle of final exams. Students won't want to go to a concert during exams.

I see the schools making decisions like this and I think my gosh, what other really bad decisions are they making that affects the education of young people?


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198,257 The biggest mistake I ever made was wasting years of my life  waiting for the man I loved to grow up and change for his own good and the good of our family. Kids are grown. It’s goodbye now.


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198,256 A comment below reminds me of a thing that happened involving my boss and semen. I had this good friend at work named Dave. Dave and I would go out a lot after work. One evening we were joking around and Dave said he'd like to ejaculate on our boss's desk. Our boss was Amy. I liked Amy. But Amy was very uptight and very anal about her desk being perfectly clean. Dave thought it would be hysterically funny to leave a "deposit" for her.

A few days later Dave and I were having our weekly status meeting with Amy. Dave, with an air of concern, leaned over and looked at Amy's desk and asked if Amy had accidentally spilled something. He pointed to a small whitish blob of dried liquid. Amy looked perplexed. She touched it with her fingers and it started flaking off. She brought it to her nose to smell it. She couldn't tell what it was. It was a mystery to her. Meanwhile Dave looked at me with this knowing sly smile. How great! He ejaculated on her desk and here she was touching and smelling the dried residue. This should be on everyone's to do list in life, to get your boss to touch and smell your dried semen.


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198,255 I go to bed late. I am up to 3 or 4 in the morning doing work. I demand the same rights as people who go to bed early. Do you know how much frustrating it is to hear lawnmowers at 8 AM when I've only been asleep for a few hours? Could I do that to the anal pricks who go to bed by 10 PM? Could I rev my lawn mower at 2 AM? No, and I would never do that anyway. Yet a few hours after I go to bed, I get woken up by lawn mowers.

Another thing is that the cable company often takes down their service after midnight for maintenance. How is it that I pay the same amount for cable as my neighbor. They get service whenever they want. I get no service in the middle of the night when I need it most. How is this fair?

And another thing. My town has an ordinance saying all stores must close at 10 PM. So in the middle of my work day, which is about midnight, I can't run out and get a sandwich. You morning people can. But I can't. Why would we make a law preventing me from having a sandwich when I want?

This world is geared towards forcing everyone to be the same where we are all supposed to be on the early to bed, early to rise schedule. It's pure discrimination against late night people like me.  


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198,254 My wife is impossible, she's fucking impossible. We had four cars. We are two people with four cars. That's too many cars. Last month I decided to sell one. My wife kvetched. Of course she did. Now next week we have to drive to her sister's house. It's about 100 miles away. My wife is moaning how she wants to rent a car for the trip. Rent a car? Why the fuck would we rent a car? She says because we sold one of the cars. What the fuck is her logic? We need to have four cars under our control in order to drive one car a hundred miles? What? We have three perfectly great cars that anyone else would be glad to take on a road trip. But my wife needs to take this trip in a fourth car we rent. While we are away she still wants the neighbors to look at our driveway and see three cars remaining. In her mind this will make the neighbors envious. This is what's most important to her. I fucking can't stand this woman.


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198,253 My husband is the only person I know who wakes up angry that his family let him sleep late on his day off and managed to stay quiet so we wouldn’t bother him. Stupid ungrateful son of a bitch.


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198,252 A female friend of mine told me that on the "George Clooney Scale for Older Men," with George Clooney being a 10, I rank about a 9.

That's flattering to hear, but I must have the worst game in the world.  I was routinely ignored by women and pushed off in favor of total losers.  I think at some point I started trying too hard, and we can all figure out how that went.  

I think a Reddit thread I saw has me thinking about this.  It was about the number of sex partners people have had, and it's like all these guys had a few dozen by their 30s, and there were women with more than that.  What did all these guys do?  And why did even the promiscuous women ignore me?  I fucked a few crazy women, and that's about it.

Anyway, I feel like this huge loser guy.


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198,251 The last few months my wife has been much more receptive to being eaten. I love that.  I love making her cum on my lips. Last night she woke up in the middle of the night while I was asleep and started pushing my head down there. lol.


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198,250 How do i tell my husband that i have chnaged my mind about kids. I dont want to have kids anymore...


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198,249 Note to self: Self, you can't defeat your demons if you're still enjoying their company. Duh!


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198,248 I have a friend who is always complaining about something. It's raining. It's too hot. Her new bf did this. Her old bf did that. Her mother said this. Her father said that. Nothing out of her mouth is ever fun or interesting. There is nothing but complaints. It gets very tiresome. It's time to end our friendship.


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198,247 Here's a headline, "Wall Street Journal: FBI personnel recalled from Asia in prostitution probe"

Our FBI is an embarrassment. They refused to investigate Hillary. They created a fake case against Trump. Now they are banging hookers.

Shut them down.


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198,246 I would give anything to bend you over my knee again


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198,243 I sent out a Constant Contact today to over 2000 people with a pretty significant error on it. I proofed it a million times. Then I had a coworker proof it.

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198,242 The sky will be covered with billions of stars,
Using branches as paintbrushes,
I will hear you a thousand miles away
We echo ... we echo ...
We echo each other for long time,

And wherever you may roam
My heart will find and bring you home
Where only love knows our name
We are tenderness ... we are tenderness ...
We are each other's tenderness for long time

And even at the edge of creeping darkness.
Beyond the death circle of Mordor,
I know we will not part
We are memory ... we are memory ...
We are each other's star memory for long time


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198,241 When I talk to most any woman at work I often find myself wondering if she had sex the night before and if there is cum in her at the moment. February 15th is a good day to play this game. 90% of women have cum in them that day.


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198,240 When I was 40 I was a good looking guy.  Women as young as 20 would flirt with me all the time.  They'd send me nude pics.  I could say really inappropriate things to them and they'd eat it up and tell me they wanted to fuck me.  I loved the attention.

Then I started to gain a lot of weight in a short period of time because of undiagnosed diabetes.  In about 2 years I had gained 30 pounds.

Wouldn't you know, all the attention from women dried up.  I'd text them and message them and never get an answer anymore.  

But then I found out about the diabetes, changed my diet, and all the weight came right back off of me in a year.

Now I have 20-year old women sending me titty pics again.

Women and men - we're all shallow.



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198,239 I work for a large state university. I have been asked to data mine to find correlations that having a meal plan means higher GPA. They want to make more money so they want to make mandatory meal plans for students who don't even live in campus.

They don't actually care if it is actually true that students do better. They don't even know if this is true. They just want to justify making students pay 3-5K more a semester.

It is all about the money.


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198,238 It is not my place to wake people up at Starbucks. But what am I supposed to do? They snore so loudly that I'm getting nothing done.


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198,237 Lord help me , please.  I can't seem to get unfrazzled.  


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198,236 I don't miss any of my Exes.

AT ALL.

The only thing I feel about any of them is a strong desire to never see them ever again.


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198,235 Why do people keep building homes in Florida if they get getting destroyed in storms? Like come on, how about a little common sense. At least make rules that the construction has to be something stronger than 2x4s and sheetrock.


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198,234 Every morning I show up at work angry & exhausted because of f***ing traffic. Every evening I arrive home angry & exhausted because of f***ing traffic. Gotta figure out how to arrange a work at home situation.


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198,233 It's funny, in this phone-centric era I hate talking on the phone. I'm almost phobic about it. Friends, family, everyone... they all complain that I'm hard to get in touch with.

M 58 yo.


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198,232 One of the churches in my town has figured out how to use social media to advertise their upcoming events. But they go way too far. Instead of simply posting the details of an event, they post a picture like this and add a caption like "Come to this event or look what you could be missing!"

I can't think of anything more inappropriate. Especially in today's environment of heightened awareness about using people as sex objects!

And my gosh it's a church!



PS: I don't want to get in trouble so I changed the exact picture and caption so no one can identify the church, but you get the gist. Also, some of the pictures the church posted are even more graphic!


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198,231 Do I stay at my job with my crappy boss that doesn’t appreciate me or take a new opportunity and hope it’s better


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198,230 I've let myself go both physically and mentally. I used to do so much now I sit on the couch all day. I need to get up and get out. Today sounds like as good a chance as any. I'm going to leave the house and go to the library. I'm going to bring my computer and remind myself of what I was last working on years ago. Maybe there's a chance for me.


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198,229 Some women are irreplaceable. The things she did for me. The feelings she had, the feelings I have. The love she showed me. I may never experience that again. I am so sorry.


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198,228 Marriage licenses should come with an expiration date.


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198,227 Isn't it funny how I almost get killed, over and over again?

Like, how statistically likely is that really? Don't the constant near-death escapes seem a little... predictable at this point?

But hey, keep trying because you might get me next time!


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198,226 I feel like I have successfully infiltrated the waspy white world of the rich. I'm white. But I came from extremely poor roots. I have never forgotten. One day I'm going to turn on these rich assholes. They will be surprised.


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198,225 I moved a year ago and people from my old neighborhood keep wanting to get together. They are nice folks and I feel guilty but I have zero interest in seeing them or in going back to visit. I don't know how to "break up" with them. They've done nothing wrong it's that I'm just not interested in staying friends, don't want to deal with the hassle of driving an hour to an part of the city I associate with bad memories, etc.

Not sure what to do, feel guilty, just don't want to ghost them but I want their nice invitations to stop. I don't want to sound selfish or rude. I just literally moved on and don't know how to break up with former friends. Help!


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198,224 When I was fifteen I had a big party (quinces) honestly I did it just to please my lovely grandma, I had a fancy dress , a limousine and a big cake . When people look at the pictures they assume they are my wedding pictures, I had to explain to them the reason behind those fancy parties . It’s an introduction to society as a woman back in the day were called debutant not only that but if you think about it , you only turn 15 once but you can get married more than once so of course  my parents didn’t mind the cost it’s just keeping with traditions.  And when I got married I just went to the court house, I didn’t care about a fancy dress or a party , I already had one.


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198,223    I have a friend. Or had a friend. Six years ago she was on top of the world. Since then her husband caused a drunk driving accident. It was the fourth time he was arrested for DUI so the judge sent him to jail for a year. He lost his job. While the husband was in prison their son committed suicide by hanging himself in the garage.  When the husband got out of prison they were broke and tried to sell their massive beautiful house. But the market was down and they kept lowering the price. At the same time they had no money for the upkeep. That didn't help because the house started falling apart. Now the house is worth less than their mortgage so the bank foreclosed. Meanwhile they raided their IRA accounts but failed to pay income tax on the money. So the IRS is also foreclosing on their house. I haven't seen my friend in two years. She hides in the house. This journey took six years from top to very bottom. So sad.


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198,222 Have you ever had a sexual partner pee on you? And have you reciprocated?

I've done both. I've peed on women and had women pee on me. Mostly it was women peeing in me. Only a few times did a woman allow me to pee on her. The activity was almost always at my suggestion although once a women I was dating offered out of the blue to pee on me, in my mouth actually, and I accepted.


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198,221 It just occurred to me while reading a Constant Contact from American Express about earning Hilton hotel points that Paris Hilton and her sister are of the Hilton hotel franchise...  Ohhhhhhhh...

It never occurred to me how they got their wealth. I guess this is my blonde moment for the day.

You know, they’re never in the news anymore. She must have been threatened with her trust funds and inheritance if she continued on the way she was.

It’s unfathomable to have that much wealth.


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198,220 My friend called again. I'm going to pretend I didn't see it. It takes me a few days to gather up the strength to talk to her.


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198,219 When I'm home alone I can hear someone walking around upstairs. It's not the house creaking. It's the distinctive sound of feet going clomp clomp clomp. Another thing, I can feel cold air breezing over me in the heat of the night. All the windows can be closed and suddenly there is this coldness. I found out the house is from the 1950s. But 200 years ago, this hill where the house is located used to be where criminals were hanged. How spooky!


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198,218 When I told my wife I wanted a divorce she said she'd make out big time and get a lot of money out of this. I asked why. I pointed out we both work and make similar salaries. We rent. We have no kids, no debt, and very little savings. So why would she get a lot of money out of this?

She said because one of my friends is very wealthy and he would invite us to stay in his beach house sometimes, so the courts would make him pay her a big alimony.

Oh okay.


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198,217 A journalist was killed in the Saudi embassy in Turkey.

Thank you Saudi Arabia. Please come to the USA next.


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198,216 I spotted a black and white cat in my yard with a bell on its red collar. I never saw this cat before. About 20 minutes later I was on Facebook and a guy posted how his black and white cat with a bell on its red collar was missing. I checked his address. He lives 2 blocks away from me. I was about to send him a private message saying I just saw his cat in my yard. But when I tried to message him, a prior message thread with him came up. I realized I had a run in with this guy before. He was really a dick to me. He was calling me names because of me liking a political post someone wrote. So I never responded to his missing cat Facebook post. It's what the guy deserves. People need to understand there are consequences to their actions.


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198,215 The nicest man I ever meet was from Malta. I have this vision in my head of the an entire country of gracious people. Going to Malta is on my bucket list.


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198,214 Ah, I see you have been snooping. Find anything good? I have found so many good things. Want to compare notes? I bet I'll win.


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198,213 The man I love is cheating on me and its breaking my heart. He hides his affairs and I pretend to be blind to them but it is soul crushing. I want him to love me again like he used to but his heart grows colder each day towards me. I don't understand what these other women have that I don't all I can think is that their hearts are as black as his. I'm starting to think that maybe love can't heal a damaged person. All I can do is watch him slip into the darkness. I feel so helpless. Please come back to me; let me help make you whole...you are my everything.


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198,212 I used to love this site. Think I’ve been coming here almost since the beginning. Left a ton of secrets. Some of them horrid, some of them boring, some of them stupid. It was a great site to get something off your mind anonymously.
There is this one guy on this site who just makes me hate it and the funny thing is, I think it’s my fault he’s here because I once shared this site amongst my friends and this one dick sounds exactly like this one dick on my Facebook. He writes JUST THE SAME.
So anyway, if that guy is from Houston. Sorry. :(


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198,211 I've given up on a number of friends over the last 5 years after seeing what they post online. I had no idea they were so unintelligent.


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198,210 How would you like a hot load of cum being shot into you, sound good ?


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198,209 This is exactly what I fear. Teen girls making up sexual assault stories against a boy because they didn't like him. He ended up getting fired and going to a juvenille prison until the girls recanted their stories and admitted they MADE IT ALL UP.

Fuck you women. Just fuck you.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/five-high-school-mean-girls-targeted-boy-with-false-accusations-of-sexual-assault-lawsuit-claims


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198,208 I can type a simple 5 word sentence, and it will have 6 typos. I am not meant to type. Typing isn't a natural thing for humans to be doing. There must be a better way. Unfortunately for me, I am a programmer and I spend my entire day at the keyboard typing.


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198,207 I have been seriously considering getting a gym membership. But instead I bought a pair of spanx and a couple of pairs of size 14 pants. Is this what giving up looks like?


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198,206 I just bought a new laptop. The McAfee virus protection program kept opening pop-up windows telling me to subscribe. I don't want to subscribe. But they kept opening these annoying windows. Finally I had enough and uninstalled McAfee. From that moment forward my computer had trouble connecting to the internet. Every few minutes it would disconnect. Like are you kidding me? I don't want the McAfee crap because it's just like a virus taking over my machine multiple times a day, so I deleted it and what, I must now be punished where my machine no longer functions correctly? Like holy fucking shit this sucks. It's a new machine! Explain this to me McAfee!!!!!!


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198,205 My wife is always unhappy. Always complaining. I asked her to leave. So far she has refused. I don't want to hire a lawyer because I don't want to waste the money. But what choice do I have? I looked at filling out the divorce forms myself. Of course they make them complicated to understand. Job security for lawyers I guess. I 'm feel like I'm getting squeezed all around. Ug, why doesn't she just go if she hates it here so much. Why don't people ever do the right thing on their own without being forced into it??


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198,204 Yet another "Storm Of The Century". The media is tired of exaggerating about Trump, so now they are applying their need for sensationalism on the weather.


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198,203 When you do me wrong, I don't call the police. I call someone else I know. Make no mistake though, the police will eventually get called, but not by me.... The police will be called by your remaining family members.


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198,202 My bio dad divorced my Mom and abandoned me at 8 months old. He left the state and back in those days people were hard to find. He paid not one red cent nor raised me. I found him though, living in Pensacola with two children he did raise. I reached out to him but it was a disaster. I saw for myself that he was a mean narcissist.

Every time a hurricane is headed for the Florida panhandle I imagine it headed right to his house, blowing up everything, picking him up and carrying him along for a terrifying our to only drop him on a gate pike.

A girl can dream.


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198,201 198197, I wish you'd allow comments on the things you post. If dopes say rude things you can deleted it. So don't worry about it. You might get some good comments. Charlie and the Chocolate factory, yes, a creepy weird vibe.


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198,198 A, I really hope you aren’t ghosting me. I hope you would just tell me if you did not want to hang out with me anymore. I had so much fun with you, more than I've had in a long time. I know I'm a little awkward, but i have so much to give. I just need a chance to prove myself. Please just say something...please don't leave me hanging.


Why do people ghost other people?


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198,197 When I was a kid I used to hate Charlie and The Chocolate Factory movie ( the original) because I always assume those kids on the movie were murder by the Ompa Lopas , until these day if the movie comes up I flip the channel. It is just me or the whole movie has a creepy vibe? The funny thing it’s I’m fan of horror movies , they don’t scare at all . I can watch  them by myself in the dark but I can’t say that about the silly movie meant for kids.


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198,196 Yet another teenage boys dies while playing high school football. When is enough enough? Parents are sacrificing their kids for bragging rights.


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198,195 Avoid visiting Portland, OR.


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198,194 I hate politics. Detest it. I guess I’m an ‘independent’ because I have thoughts all over the board, but I’m voting straight R this year. Republican down the board. I’ve seen the way Liberal Democrats have acted, and I’m disgusted by them.
I’m not voting my conscience this time, I’m doing this to block all the hate I see from them. I’m truly disgusted by them, and once this election time is over, I don’t want to see or hear anything about a politician for years.


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198,193 A family member is moaning on facebook today about how women are unfairly treated as sex objects. She then posted a selfie in a skimpy top showing off her boobs. You can't make this stuff up.


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198,192 I’m a psychiatrist. I recently started seeing a new client who graduated from high school with me. Her husband - who was a total dick back in the day - also went to high school with us. She doesn’t remember me at all, even though we attended a small school. Ethically, I should tell her, but it’s satisfying to hear her bash him so my long standing opinion of him is validated.


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198,191 Sex with my wife is really sex by myself with my wife in the room.


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198,190 My sister has a handicap permit for her car even though she isn't handicapped. She was going in for some minor surgery and convinced the doctor to do the paperwork granting her a permit. Her surgery is long over but she still uses the permit. Another reason not to like her.


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198,189 You are your own worst enemy.  I have suggested you go see a therapist many times yet you never have gone.   No I will not set it up for you, I tried that once...remember....(you flaked on it) this is something you have to do for yourself.   I'm not going to let you make me feel guilty for your actions/feelings.   I will be there for you, but you have got to let that shit go.  Your depression is bringing all of us down.


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198,188 There is a woman in my hometown running for office. She has a nose ring. I can't vote for someone with a nose ring.


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198,187 Before I cheated on my wife I deliberated about it. This was a big step. I would be breaking my marriage vows. I could get caught and end up divorced. I could lose my wife forever. So yes, I took the time to think about it first.  I must have considered the possibilities for one, or maybe two ....... whole seconds, before making a play for her best friend. The best friend on the other hand said yes without hesitation.


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198,186 I roll my eyes when my friends' children start a new 'charity' to help the less privileged in Central America or whatever random place they have chosen today. You want to help people? There is a trailer park at the north end of our town. There is a ghetto in the next town over. But no, that isn't as cool as saying you helped people halfway around the world. Truth is, they aren't interested in helping anyone. They are interested in padding their resume for college.


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198,185 I am officially two months behind on my rent. Fuck. I'm afraid to leave my apartment in case the landlord sees me.


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198,184 Bill Clinton had a meeting the Attorney General on a plane. Donald Trump has a meeting with Special Investigator Rosenstein on a plane.

This can't be a coincidence. There must be something about these planes, like it scans people for wires, or prevents any transmission of electronic signals.

The meetings were held on planes so they couldn't be recorded. More shenanigans from our politicians.


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198,183 Sometimes I sneeze so violently that I have to check to make sure no internal organs came out.


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198,182 Research makes me horny, which is very distracting when I'm trying to write my thesis. ;(


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198,181 Within the year I'll have this nowhere job in my rearview, and you sad fuckers will rot in middle management. -your favorite punching bag


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198,180 I find Go Fund Me accounts for victims to be distasteful. It's like they are trying to profit from a tragedy.


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198,179 I have a relative, female. She has several young children. She appears to spend her entire day on Facebook. She posts pictures of every little thing and then comments on dozens of posts. I see this and I think wow, her poor children. I want to tell her to stop, to get away from the keyboard and spend more time with your children. But right, I can't do that. I would be seen as rude and harsh. So I say nothing and watch this new kind of modern family evolve.  


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198,178 I've always been optimistic, and maybe even a hopeless romantic. Every serious partner in my life has told me the same thing - that I'm the best partner they've ever had. Kind, beautiful, sexy, a great housekeeper, great cook, drama-free and not a nag. The relationships are great for a while, and then...they hurt me. They take advantage. They use me. They become mean. They lie (or I find out they've been lying all along). They cheat. They become controlling.

This marriage (not my first) probably isn't going to last. If/when it ends, I'm done. My husband, I've known him since we were  young. He is the ONE person I thought for sure would never do this to me. But it turns out, he's no different. They've all bamboozled me. Why me? I'm a good person. I'm a great partner. Why couldn't I find a good, honest man to honor and cherish me, like my friends have? I trusted these men. No more. I will never get married again. I will never live with anyone again. I won't have a serious relationship again. Sex only, and on my terms. I'm not bitter, I'm just broken. They've broken me.


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198,177 I'm laughing my ass off at the new plot spin on "Madam Secretary." Seriously, we all knew it was actually "The Hillary Clinton Show," but now Tea Leoni is going to run for Prez. There's the liberal media for you--she lost in real life, but We're Gonna Make Her Win On TV!!! And if it's on TV (or at least the MSM) it has to be true!!! God, the inability to accept, let alone deal with, reality is hilariously pathetic.


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198,176 I faked every orgasm with my last lover just to boost his ego.


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198,175 Go after her, fucking go after her! Don’t sit there and wait. Go after her. Don’t let people happen to you. This isn’t a television show!!! Go scream it from the top of your lungs. Go get her!!! You will regret it. You fool.


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198,174 I think at least 50% of people are secretly hoping for a zombie apocalypse.


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198,173 Do women really like it when her man grinds her clit with his pubic bone, when he's ball to the wall?  If they do, then that's my thing from now on.



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198,171 Cost to hear the Rolling Stones in concert next month: $100

Cost to hear Hillary give a speech next month: $745

Not kidding. Hillary is starting a tour. She will be speaking across the country for the next six months. You can hear her for $745. Still think the Clintons aren't doing it for the money?


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198,167 I think transgender high school students are seeking attention.

I think transgender elementary school students have parents who are seeking attention.

They are all sick.


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198,166 I have no friends. My husband has friends. They talk about nothingness. They compare notes on the big game and what beer they like and who can eat the most hotdogs. This is what friendship is, mindless banter to fill the human void. I'm glad I have no friends.


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198,165 Four days ago I wanted to take the top off my car. I checked the weather. It said sunny and beautiful for the next 10 days. Great. I took the top off my car. It has been raining for the last three days. FML.


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198,164 Women and democrats make me sick. They forgot something. They are supposed to inspire people to want to work with them. Instead they inspire me to not want anything to do with them.


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198,163 I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.


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198,162 I think my wife would have been happier marrying a different sort of guy -- one who is rich and terminally ill.


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198,161 My father in law is a textbook narcissist. My husband hates him. Unfortunately, the older we get, the more I see my husband start to embody those same traits that he hates about his father.

I don't see this ending well.


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198,160 The size of my husband's erection varies. Some days it is larger than others. Weird.


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198,158 I'm offended Columbus Day has morphed into Italian American Day. This is the day America was discovered. It should be all about America. I think it's wrong the Italians have taken it over for themselves.


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198,157 I am suddenly getting worried. There is a story in the news that China was been slipping tiny chips into computer circuit boards as a way to spy on the computer user. I just bought a new laptop. A Lenovo. It's from China. Is someone watching everything I do? We know China tries to hack our networks. We know they are an adversary and would want information on us. So wouldn't it make sense if China put their device in all new computers coming from China? Shit. I wish I didn't buy this Lenovo.


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198,156 The main reason women have a hard time leaving a man is because deep down she wants the man she fell in love with to return.


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198,155 Guess what kev? When you chose to ignore me earlier after I drove halfway across the city, I fell out of love with you. You're a lousy friend, emotionally immature,  a black and white narrow thinker, and you can't function on any plane of existence except your sleep work worry repeat routine.  And today you made my love into a marginal annoyance for your own reasons and okay, fine. Be right. Congrats, you're the winner. It cost you me, my time In the future, and the respect I once had for you. Enjoy your shallow and joyless life. I won't be around to see it anymore.  I deserve a better man.


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198,154 I'm not particularly vain.

In fact, I've always thought I looked a bit like a bumpkin.


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198,151 Guys, a bit of advice. When on a first date, try to avoid saying "Hail Satan!" It just shouldn't come up in conversation.


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198,149 I'm on a mini vacation with my wife for one night this weekend. So far she has informed me the hotel bed is too hard. The shades let in too much light. The shower pressure is unacceptable. There is too much noise on the street below. There is too much noise in the hallway. There are smudges on the glass entry door in the lobby.

She wonders why I don't take her on more vacations.


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198,148 Does anyone in California have common sense?


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198,147 Came across a story in my newsfeed today about an unidentified body found in the woods near your house. They described him as having a beer gut, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and a small dick.

Just checking to see that you're OK.


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198,146 CNN is reporting who Taylor Swift is supporting in the upcoming Tennessee election.  Seriously? Does anybody care who Taylor Swift is voting for? Jesus CNN, what ever happened to journalism?


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198,145 Your only job as her man, is to make sure she never needs another man.


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198,144 Fuck it, I'm taking my company to Stockholm. Starting to get scary in the States, and I haven't yet seen a Trumper that's smart enough to work for me.  So fuck 'em.  I'm out.




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198,143 I hate my boyfriend. I mean, I fucking HATE HIM.  When I try to leave him, he gets very mean. He's always mean but the extent of his mean spirited heart shows when he thinks I am omw out the door. He interferes with my resources.  Calls me the most horrible and degrading names. Takes my car and tries to throw me out on the street without my pet or any of my belongings.  Tells me if I leave him he will do everything it takes to ensure that I never feel safe or have anything again. I know this is abuse.  He's a bad guy, and I am afraid that one day he is going to really hurt me. I must figure out the solution. I will have to save more money, get all my ducks in a row, and clear out while he is at work in one night.  No person should have to endure being treated like a dog or live with ongoing abuse from someone. This guy is fucked up and he's got me fucked up. But yeah. FUCK his oppressive crap. I will figure it out and not let him destroy me.


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198,142 I talk to myself more than I talk to other people.


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198,141 You have been texting me after our breakup. Just ha-ha funny stuff about life, sports, landlord and whatever. But you haven't reached out to me to talk. You know have The Talk.
I think I know that you're expecting me to just let it all go. You've sent me pictures and joked with me all the way we used to do. But we haven't had the talk. Remember? It was The Talk we were supposed to have on that Friday night but then you pushed it to Saturday morning and then you pushed it to Sunday morning and then you let me stew until 11 oclock and I called and you acted like we had nothing scheduled except our usual Sunday afternoon hanging out.

By then I was like thank you for helping me to make up my mind and I was done.
You were the love of my life. That was a few months ago.
I got bored and went on a blind date. It was fun. Nice. Kind of wholesome. Refreshing. And we went out again and again. Nothing super great. But it has been nice to be appreciated. Damn you were a total drama show like every day.
And we had lots of good times together because I learned to just let shit go, but I was always frustrated confused and unhappy.

Which is fucked up because even now I still think about you when I'm on my dates. If you would only show the slightest bit of acknowledgement about the Thing and the lying in conjunction with The Thing I would stand beside you and help you overcome it. Just as I told you I would.

But I'm not just going to go back if its never going to change. And i guess the secret here is is that you're running out of fucking time. The person I'm dating is motivated and upbeat and confident and able and allows themself to also show vulnerability without throwing a fucking tantrum.
This person gives me compliments! Sometimes I do need it, just like I always supported and complemented you. I'll bet you miss that.

I miss all of our laughs. I'm not ready to be crazy and funny with this person yet, but I'm getting there.

I hate you and I miss you and I love you and you are so damned frustrating. WE can work together on The Thing that we both know holds you back.
Damn. Like I said in the letter: What do you expect me to do?


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198,140 As I've gotten older hearing a woman say "do me in the ass " really makes my day/week/month. Funny the things we took for granted when we were younger


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198,139 As I get older, I feel like various parts of my body are saying: "HA! You think that was bad? Watch this!!"


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198,138 I hate beyond my ability to express the fact that I am bald. I despise the fact that I am short but being bald is unendurable.


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198,137 I really just hope you'll be okay.


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198,136 There is a room in the basement at my church which is padlocked. There is a foul odor coming from behind the door. It smells like death. Something seems very wrong with this picture.


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198,135 I'm always worried about something.


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198,134 All my life, I feel like I’ve been just an afterthought to most people. People like me, but I’m not important enough for them to remember or think about. On no day is this more apparent than today, my birthday. I wish my friends happy birthday on their day, but mine isn’t remembered. My life is so lonely it hurts.


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198,133 Does anyone know where I can nominate my grandchildren for “Worst Kids in the World” competition?


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198,132 When I was about 25 I went on a date with this woman. I met her in a bar a few days earlier. She was fairly boring. She never went to college. She worked as a cashier in a supermarket. She lived with her parents. I on the other hand worked in finance. I was making big bucks. I had a spectacular apartment overlooking the entire city. I was a catch for her. I knew this. She knew this. I decided I wanted to bang her because at the bar she mentioned she had a boyfriend and they were engaged. I didn't really like her but I thought it would be a great mental challenge to corrupt her and get her to cheat on her boyfriend. Thus me asking her out on a date.  Interesting how she accepted my invitation with no hesitation and no guilt. We had dinner. We went back to my apartment. We got naked. Before we fucked she made me promise not to cum inside her. She probably thought she wouldn't be able to explain an STD to her boyfriend. Or she thought it wasn't cheating if my jizz didn't land inside her. I said okay. Then we fucked and I deliberately came inside her. I didn't even know if she was on birth control. We fucked, I came inside her and she cried. I actually enjoyed seeing cry. I got her to cheat. It was a total jackass thing for me to do but I did it and I enjoyed it.


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198,131 I saw your newest facebook photo of you and your husband where his shirt is unbuttoned half way down his chest so we can see his chest hair poking out. He looks like a pimp. And you look like his whore. Why would you post a picture like that?


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198,130 I have a few friends and family members who work at hospitals. Something I've noticed. There are quite a few hypochondriacs who works at hospitals. I think this is no accident. They think they might suddenly keel over and die so they work in a hospital to be close to emergency medical attention. Sad how being a hypochondriac has taken over their lives and careers.


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198,129 She really likes it when I push it all the way in , balls to the wall, then I just pull her up as tight as I can, and just rock that clit with my pubic bone, wow she comes unglued it causes me to cum so much it just squirts out of her tight pussy, then I will lick it off. good  times.


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198,128 "What are you talking about? You get it all the time. I remember, we had sex last year."

When a wife can say this with a straight face it's time to leave her.


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198,127 I often wonder where is Murra Murray? will her family ever get any peace. I pray that they will.


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198,126 I've always paid attention to politics, and I've watched a lot of documentaries.  I was in the kitchen yesterday doing dishes and was having random thoughts going through my head.  I thought about my kids and their futures, I thought about getting older, I thought about Kavanaugh being confirmed after all that mess, and that made me think about the increasing violence of the protestors.

And then all of these random thoughts triggered an even more random thought.  I remembered from one of those documentaries the image of an old Jewish man being led into a concentration camp in World War 2.  He was maybe 70 and almost elderly, looking around, and obviously confused and trying to make sense of what was going on around him.

I got a bit of a chill, because this guy was probably like me.  He lived his entire life, did his job, raised his kids, was thinking about getting old, and one day the guy was in a concentration camp.  And it was all the result of political violence, which triggered a response from the other side of violence, and then things just got worse.  And then one day guys in brownshirts take everything from him and haul him and his family off to be murdered by the state.  All that time, for decades, maybe, he probably thought things wouldn't get any worse.

We think that couldn't happen here, but who every thought that that would happen over 30 years in the most scientifically and culturally advanced nation on Earth at the time?  Anything can happen.  It can get as bad as the evil that's in our hearts.


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198,125 He said that I'm quite the catch. :D

I didn't think I'd like him. Now the distance seems greater, but lesser.

I think he is an undiscovered treasure.

I can't wait to see him again!


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198,123 I can't take my husband anymore.  I think he has a mental illness.  He doesn't think so, so he won't go to the doctor.  I think he's also afraid that if he's diagnosed, he'll lose his gun permits.

He did something shitty, and I called him out on it yesterday.  I told him it hurt me and made me cry.  His reaction was not to say he was sorry, but to not make me dinner last night (I worked all day and he was off) and to not speak to me until I finally initiated a talk at 11:30 this morning.

The "talk" resulted in him getting enraged and talking about getting divorced.  Said he was going to put everything in my name and walk away, knowing I can't afford it all on my salary.  Wait - HE did something unacceptable to ME, and so he wants to get divorced?  We fought for an hour.

About an hour after that, he finally apologized and was back to normal.  Then he was saying how much he loved me, and always loved me.  Then he talked about going on a big vacation.

I grew up in an abusive household, and was hurt immeasurably in every relationship I've been in.  I love him, because I know he's messed up.  But I'm not sure if I'm strong enough to deal with this.


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198,122 News headline today,

"Opponents vow Sen. Collins will pay price for Kavanaugh vote"

See. They attack whoever gets in their way. They are not good people. They are bullies.


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198,121 You know what’s kind of creepy? I put my baby to bed around 7:00. I closed his door. I always close the door so that any noise won’t wake him up. I then went about my business. I passed his door several times while I was gathering laundry. Still closed. Then I came up the stairs later on... the door was wide open. My husband is out. The baby is in the crib. None of the windows are open so it wasn’t some kind of stray breeze or anything. It’s just kind of strange... and creepy.


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198,120 My daughter tells me she has a boyfriend. She's 12. And so it begins....


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198,118 I miss my Sir. He moved away but I still think about him. I wish we could play. I miss his smooth dark skin and they way he kissed me. Like he loved me. Then he'd fuck me like he was angry.

I need a new Sir.


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198,117 Fall is my happiest season and when I truly “feel alive”. I do my house all up in Autumn decorations, I love pumpkins, leaf decor, fall candles, making pumpkin pie, Halloween, all of it. Friends & family members prefer summer, spring or winter and the weird thing is they were all born in those seasons- I wonder if somehow (in this great universe) it is all connected. BTW- I was born in October. It’s probably just a coincidence and just my observation but a bit odd nonetheless.


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198,116 #RapeCulture and how we raised our boys to be decent young men that don't hurt others: first, we didn't hurt or violate their bodies by chopping part of their penis off or hitting them. Second, we taught them compassion & kindness by what we eat, not filling their plates & bodies with violence, not building their body & mind with the suffering of innocent beings. Instilled from the beginning with empathy for animals, humans naturally won't hurt other humans on a foundation of deep seeded inherent respect for ALL beings.


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198,115 I work for a church part time. You wouldn't believe all the infighting!


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198,114 I gave my wife a second chance. Amazing how she squandered it. She continued being exactly who she was, even though she said she would change. I'm throwing her out. No more chances.


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198,113 Congratulations to Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh.

I’m so happy the DEMON-crat lying bitch anarchists lost.  

Woo hoo - here’s to the rule of law over heresy.


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198,111 I'm growing more and more concerned that a left wing kook with a gun will start taking out government officials. Trump is winning so many battles that someone will see a gun as their last option to stop him. The democrats created this mood, they need to stop it asap before something tragic happens.


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198,110 Now that Kavanaugh is confirmed, I hope the court bans abortion. 1) It's the right thing to do. 2) It's payback to all the lying nasty women who reared their ugly heads this week. You can't kill little kids anymore. Deal with it.


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198,109 I had to rush to the can like 10 times today. I have a first date tonight. This could be a disaster. If I cancel on him he might think I'm not interested. Grr. Why today of all days!


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198,108 I wasn't paying attention and my teenage son wore a MAGA hat when volunteering with me at the Women's Center. Eik.


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198,107 If things don't change, I hope that if/when I finally off myself that my supervisor knows it's partially on him. I want it to eat away at him like these last 8 months have eaten me.


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198,106 I think I’m finally emerging from a several-year long bout of depression. It’s been more than two weeks and I have been doing quite well. I feel like myself again. I feel happy and light and optimistic. Yesterday some miserable woman yelled at me in a parking lot. Normally that would have sent me into a crazy depression spiral. But it didn’t. I think maybe I might be okay now. I’m cautiously optimistic.


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198,105 My wife doesn't see all the self centered things she does. She thinks it's normal to go on vacation by herself even though we haven't taken the kids on vacation in a few years. She thinks it's normal to go to the movies as a family, yet she sees a different film from the rest of us. She thinks it's normal to go skiing for the day except she skis by herself on different trails. She things it's normal to skip our daughter's school play because she wanted to go to the school play of a friend's daughter in a different town. She thinks it's normal to receive so many Christmas presents, complaining the entire time that she doesn't like the color of this or the size of that, while she doesn't get Christmas presents for anyone. This woman is a mess. A god damned mess. But she doesn't see any of it. I feel like God is testing me.


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198,104 Pfft, Pure Cowardice.

People always make up the most absurd excuses for their behavior.

Anyway, I ain't gotta tell no lies, because I ain't nobody's daddy.

^_^


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198,103 Where I work there is this Black woman who works in management, in a completely different department from where I work. I have only seen her a few times, but each time she sees me, her face freezes and then twists into a snarl of absolute loathing.

At first I thought I must be misreading her. But then there have been a couple of times when she was filling in for the receptionist. I had to pass by her desk so I gave her a cordial hello and, in response, she inhaled like she could barely tolerate speaking to me, then gave me the most sour, icy, detestful "hello" you could possibly imagine.

I have no idea what I ever did to make her so angry. It's very weird. I don't know if it's because I'm White, because she's not very attractive, because I have neat and tidy hair while she wears a truly lolly-looking weave and looks terrible in it, or because I wear an American flag pin on my uniform pocket.
I have this feeling it's probably the latter. And that's really sad. I'm sorry if she hates America, but hating someone for wearing a pin is just pathetic.


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198,102 In this past month my wife changed all her passwords. I can no longer see her facebook messages or phone texts. Hmmm.


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198,101 When I was 25 I shared a house with three other people.  One guy was 53 and his girlfriend who lived there was 22.  He was a huge fat guy and she wasn't a beauty, but honestly she wasn't too bad, either.  They would fuck loudly all the time.

I thought the guy was a fucked up loser and should have been seeing someone a little closer to his own age.  Funny enough, I didn't think the young girlfriend had anything wrong with her.

Now that I'm almost 53, I want to shake the guy's hand and learn his secrets.


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198,100 My boyfriend of 5 years says that he doesn't want to eventually have a child with me, but he already has an 11 year daughter. I feel that's not fair for me to help raise his kid, but not have our own. Is that so unreasonable?



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198,098 When I looked into your eyes I recognized the darkness there and that’s why we cannot be together, however casual. We’re too much alike. No telling what we might destroy together.


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198,097 I'm going to do what I need to do, and damn the consequences.


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198,096 I feel so alone... I am not use to this...


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198,095 Im 31 we have spent the last years building a sexual relationship. i love it and i think your sexy a very sexy man for the age of 52. But now i have gotten to know someone else.He is 58 he is extremely sexy, smart and alot of good qualities. he has sex like a young man or even better.He is in a sexless marriage and spend most of his days explaining where things are going wrong in that situation.I try to be a ear and listen because he listens to me about you.But today he was different as soon as your name came up he became out of character. Whats going on with him i think his sexual frustration is starting to get to him.But if its that bad he need to get out i never get upset hearing about his family i support him always. I expect him to do the same when i mentioned you .But he keeps bringing up the amazing sex we had.It was a mistake but i love you but i know its the wrong thing for us what are we going to do


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198,093 I'm a very good liar.


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198,092 I would always try to please a woman in the bedroom. It got to the point that I was happy when she was satisfied and I needed nothing in return. If she wanted to roll over and drift off to sleep floating in the afterglow, it was okay by me. I wouldn't mind if she reciprocated, but I didn't push it. This was how I felt at the time. Then I dated a woman for a few months once. We had sex 10 times I'd guess. Each time I gave her an orgasm. Not once did she touch me. She took total advantage of me being a nice guy. She drifted off to sleep every time. I finally broke it off with her. I didn't even explain. I just stopped answering her calls. To be honest I have been a little untrusting about women since then.


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198,091 This is all a simulation. A BEAUTIFUL simulation. But there are flaws... my love for my daughter cannot be quantified, be it in a poem or on the horizon of a black hole. We’re a glitch. 2D hologram+ or 10+1 quantum foam (which are not necessarily mutually exclusive)...love cannot be quantified. So let’s go ahead and care about each other — LOVE — each other more. And let’s start right now.


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198,090 Please ask me out and please adore me and please fuck me.


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198,089 I wish I still had a way to contact you.  I miss you very much.


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198,088 My son stopped speaking to me 10 years ago and I do not know why. I have tried to connect with him on social media, but each time he blocks me. It is so stupid! I mean, come on, confront me already so I can apologize for whatever it is. But no, he is like my current husband, just do the silent treatment.

Gee I would not want to challenge your worldview or anything. Reason being his father (who divorced me) is some kind of a saint (read - no backbone) and has probably led him to believe the divorce was all my fault.  I did not want it — I wanted counseling. So the ex finally grows a backbone and instead of making the marriage work With a backbone, decides to start over with his affair partner. Messed up the once cohesive family.

I have given up on my son now. Like some (not all) men, he has his preconceived world view and does not want it challenged.  The funny thing is that the father he reveres is not like that at all. That is more like me — or like I used to be rather. The divorce changed me forever.

Yep - like it or not son, you are like your mother, not your dad.



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198,087 Friends posted on FB:  "Beach, Sunset, my sweets, and our dog. In Life's Lottery, I won big!"

Actually made me tear up.  I was on my way to that, and lost it.  I feel like I'm losing on Life's Scratch Off card!


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198,086 I wish I could fuck my high school girlfriend just one more time. M42


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198,085 I've thought about shoplifting. I've never done it. But when I'm running low on cash and I have to buy something, the idea does cross my mind.


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198,084 Posted on Facebook:

"Looking for a restaurant to cater our daughter's 1st birthday for 100 people."

I want to respond with, "What the fuck is wrong with you? She's one. She won't remember this at all. Save the money. Put it in a bank account for her college education you pretentious twit."



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198,083 I know a mother who lets her 10th grader smoke weed in the evening because it helps him relax before bedtime. Then she lets him smoke a juul in the morning to help him get up. I personally think the mother should be arrested and her children taken away from her.


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198,082 I can't stand people. Don't tell me you're going to do something because guess what then i expect you to do it. -_-


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198,081 Too embarrassed to ask people I know.... is it pronounced Chi-Pole-Tay? Or Chi-Polt-Lay?


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198,080 I'm reading about Facebook employees in the news. One of their own is a friend of Kavanaugh and he went to the hearing to offer support. This apparently has outraged the other Facebook employees. They are demanding an explanation. They want blood.  How dare a Facebook employee be in favor of Kavanaugh...

Facebook scares me. To me, it's like a cult. They are dictating what their employees must think. I wonder if soon enough they will decree how everyone should vote and what clothing everyone has to wear. This is how fucked up Utopian societies in sci-fi books begin.


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198,079 I miss the old cavecanum. The one where people posted secrets. Now it's just a platform for hate speech and political rants.


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198,078 I live in a beautiful neighborhood. The lawns and gardens are exquisitely manicured. But it means I constantly hear mowers, weedwhackers and tree trimmers. It's impossible to enjoy the outdoors here because of all the power engine noise. I think this is a perfect example of what's wrong with our world. We lose sight of things.


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198,077 I hate when someone shouts out "Brava" instead of "Bravo" --- because it's a woman. It's so fucking pretentious.


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198,076 About young women thinking every guy is hitting on them...

There's a story that's gone around the internet a few times where a young woman, early 20s, gets a job and then posts on social media how her boss is a creep who keeps hitting on her.  The young woman forgot that she friended her boss.  The boss replies that she didn't know he's gay, and by the way, she's fired.  Great story of an arrogant girl getting karma.  

I was reminded of this story a few days ago.  I'm walking to the entrance door at work, open it up, and a young woman coworker is approaching the other side.  She's 23 or 24 years old and attractive.  I am twice her age and very broad shouldered.  We're both not getting through this door at the same time, and if I go through first, the door's slamming in her face.  So I jump back and hold the door for her to walk through.  

She doesn't look at me directly as she walks through, but her head turns to see me holding the door for her.  A snotty smile comes across her face, that kind of smile where one corner of her lips are upturned.  I'm in my 50s.  I can read that expression.  "He's trying to flirt with me."  Don't tell me I'm wrong, I've seen that look enough times.

But to her credit, this young woman must have realized what she was doing.  She immediately dropped the look, looked straight ahead, and said "thank you" as she went through the door.

This is why I don't talk to young women in my office.  Same attitude as the girl in the story who got fired.  "Every guy wants me."  But at least this one seems to be maturing.


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198,075 My sister married a rich guy. Suddenly, she became a finance expert. The other thing is that she's constantly talking about money. We can talk about any topic and she'll manage to somehow bring money into the conversation. The secret is that she came to visit me for a week and third day into her visit, I can't wait for her to leave. It would break her heart if she knew...


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198,074 I'd like to see Lindsey Graham run for President. I'd vote for him.


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198,072 I'm envious as to how skinny the druggies are in my neighborhood.


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198,071 My wife gets mad at me when she is outshined by one of her friends. Today my wife left the house to meet up with friends. She was happy. She came back a few hours later livid with me. She wouldn't talk much about it, but I pieced together what happened. When talking to her friends she found out one of them is moving into an expensive house. This made my wife mad at me because we are not moving into an expensive house. I'm so tired of her crap and mood swings and the way she treats me.


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198,070 I used to stand up for education in my town. I would pontificate about it being so important to fund the school budget and give kids the best education possible.

Then as my kids progressed up through the grades, I got to know some of the high school students. What disrespectful assholes. This community has raised a bunch of jerks.

Now I actively fight against the school budget. I vote no every time. Kids today deserve squat.


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198,069 If Google creates a search engine to help China censor it's citizens, the we should stop using Google here in the USA.


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198,067 Occasionally I will bring my kids a treat when I pick them up from after school care. So today I stopped at a coffee shop and bought two slices of chocolate chip banana bread and one slice of lemon poppyseed bread. One for me and one for each of them. I was starving so I ate a slice of chocolate chip banana bread right away. But I was still hungry so I ate the lemon poppyseed one. But then I only had one slice of banana bread for two kids. So I ate that one too.

I regret nothing.


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198,066 2015. The transfer from the local jail to the state prison. They prodded us off the bus, lined us up, marched us into a holding room, scanned our retinas and gave each of us a chance to make a phone call. But who was I going to call? I don't know anyone. There were fat hispanic guys who looked like their guts were going to pop, they called their wives. There were black dudes who called their pussy girls. There was a massive white muscleman with shaved head and tattoos who called his momma. That was touching. But I had no one to call. I never forgot that feeling.


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198,064 When I know my wife is close I command to cum on my dick and it pushes her over the edge


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198,063 I've been a weight trainer for 40 years. I'm 58. Muscle or not I'm tired of carrying this much weight. I'm not thrilled about being 'puny' but it's time to trim down. Cardio & calisthenics, here I come.


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198,062 People aren't born racist, they learn to be from life experiences. What does that tell you? Pretty sad


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198,061 Everyone is out of the house for the rest of the afternoon. I'm going to make myself a bath and have some mom time. Yes, I will do that too.


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198,060 To this day, I think if I illegally download a Metallica song Lars Ulrich will come to my house and personally kick my ass


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198,059 I’m allergic to dish soap and most soap, shampoo, conditioner, lotion and sunscreen. Pretty much anything you put on your skin, I’m allergic. It kind of sucks.


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198,058 To the person who posted about alien abductions - Too many people have seen "unidentified flying objects" for them not to exist.  Whether or not they're "aliens" is another story.  But given that 1% to 2% of the population has claimed to have abductions, if people were really being abducted by aliens you'd be seeing UFOs all day long.  UFOs would be as common as seeing squirrels in your yard.

But... there's too many people who say something happened... and they can't all be lying or psychotic or needing meds.  There's a lot of "normal" people out there who've had this happen to them, and who won't say a word about it, and who have been traumatized.

I wonder if "alien abductions" are something else.  Before we discovered we were just a speck a vast universe, for thousands of years people talked about getting being terrorized by witches and trolls and goblins and demons and leprechauns and Bigfoot and elves, and dozens of other weird creatures depending on the locale.

But then there was this shift.

Once we discovered that we humans were surrounded by the vastness of space and were likely one of thousands of civilizations out there, suddenly tales of witches and goblins died down... and everybody started getting terrorized by "alien abductors" who would do rapey things to people.

But if so many people throughout history have experienced these things, and not everybody's crazy/lying, how is it possible that all the goblins and elves have gone away?  Like UFOs, they should still be all over the place.  But we don't talk about those anymore.  We talk about "aliens."

And like the elves and goblins, aliens always come at night, they always come to a person who's alone, and they're never banging or knocking shit around in the house.  And they disappear without a trace.

Does this seem a little weird?  Everybody can't be crazy, everybody used to be visited see one thing, now everybody's seeing something else?  And the aliens visit in the same way as the goblins of centuries past?

Let's say for the sake of argument that something real is happening, simply because it happens to so many people.
If this is the case, it's more likely we are experiencing one type of entity, that is evil, that deeply understands humans' behavior, and is capable of shifting its appearance to morph itself into what we personally fear the most.

If this is the case, my religion would tell me that the vast majority of "alien abductions" are just the latest incarnation of demonic visitations.  Kind of freaky to think about.


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198,057 My mother died in April. So my father no longer has her to watch/revel in the disgusting bile that is Fox News. So he has been sharing some of it with me. I refuse to argue with him and try to agree with some part of what he says but I am horrified; he is a racist, homophobic, selfish bigot and I can’t stand him. He’s not at all the quiet, hardworking, never-wanting-to-bother-anyone-else father of my childhood. It would be best if he would pass on too. It makes me sad.


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198,056 If you ever want to piss off your family just change your sleeping schedule to graveyard shift. It makes them extra mad if you don't have a job, but choose those hours just becuase you like to be awake at night. My mom acts like I'm satan becuase I go to bed at 5am and sleep until 1pm.


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198,055 Secret: Never live near the fire department. Damn what was I thinking! It's constant sirens!


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198,054 I wish I could be with my child’s father but he’s an idiot but being a single parent also sucks


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198,053 An amazing bit of TV journalism the other day. I was watching a major news network. A female journalist was covering a story out of DC. Politicians and staff were filing out of a room. The journalist wanted her cameraman to follow one women in particular. She tried to instruct the camera to do so. She pointed to the woman and could have said, "See her, I want you to keep the camera focused on her face as she walks by." Instead, in her haste on live TV, she pointed to the woman and said, "I want to sit on her face."

It made me smile. LOL.


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198,052 If I could turn back time I would. I would have never fallen in love with the man who broke my heart which lead me to thinking I fell in love with a man who was horrible to me and my child. As I sit here and look back, I want to say I am thankful for everything that happened but being authentic I wished I never encountered what I did. My whole destiny changed by a couple of actions that I did, allowing people into my life like I did and now I look back wishing I never did.

My whole life I reflashing in front of me and I am almost being brought down to my knees because of the shame I feel inside of myself and the embarrassment.  I have so much going for me but I need to resolve these past issues but not with the persons or persons but within myself. I don’t have anybody besides God at my side still but damn I am so disgusted with myself that I allowed myself to be with men who I felt that I needed to dumb myself down because theoretically I was desperate for a man in my life. If I could do it over, the man who broke my heart, I would still do it again. The men after, never. I only allowed myself to bring in hurt, disrespect and being taken advantage of. For that will always stick to me.


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198,050 I have no friends.


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198,049 It as rained so much I feel I should build a boat and start collecting animals two by two...


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198,048 The LGBTQ community needs a better acronym.


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198,047 My wife of 30+ years recently died. I'm 59 yea old. I'm scared to be alone. I'm sad and lost. She was so beautiful and sexy. I'm afraid I'll never have loving sex again. I don't know what to do. We had plans. We had ups and downs but we fit together like a glove. Now I'm lost and lonely. Now what???


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198,044 I could easily masturbate to the wit and fun banter that happens on Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me, the NPR news quiz show.

I don’t dare Google what these people look like.

When I’m sitting on his face in my imagination - he’s a total stud - let me tell ya.

Smart people make me cum harder. This must be what it is to officially not be young anymore. I’m slightly less superficial and deeply more moved by intelligence and integrity than a six pack and a 6’ frame.

Oh my God, is a hip replacement right around the corner?! Or is this just gradual maturity?


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198,043 2 days ago she thought I cheated on her. I never have. Kicking me out. I made dinner tonight while she sits on the front porch on pof talking to her new chick. Is that why she accused me cause she is doing wrong? I deserve better. Plus it’s the day I went to court to get custody of my kids. Life can’t get any worse. Rants over


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198,042 198,040:  thumbs down.  

After last week’s demon-cratic - women-liars made a fool of themselves in front of 300 million people - do ya think a man will ever trust a woman again?  

Not likely.


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198,041 I have depression and suicidal thoughts. I want to have hope that things will be okay. But at this rate, no matter  what I try or do to get better, something or the other drags me back down. maybe I was never meant to be happy again. I cant move ahead like this. And I pray everyday to God to end my life since he cant help me.


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198,039 It's such a shame that she doesn't see the beauty she brings to other people
It's also a problem because that person is me
I am the one who cannot see


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198,038 I'm praying for relief, Lord. I do believe in You. It just hurts so bad.


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198,037 My town has a facebook forum. My town is almost 100% rich and white.There is one guy who repeatedly makes obnoxious rude quips to many of the posts. He intentionally tries to put people down. He's black. I'm not prejudiced, but man oh man, this ass is not helping the plight of black people.


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198,036 After over 15 years of daily, heavy drinking, tomorrow will mark 20 weeks sober without a drop. I am feeling good, dropped 15 pounds, sleeping well, exercising more, and I hardly ever have an urge. But I still occasionally feel real empty and sad in the evenings without it. And I dream about drinking, super real and vivid dreams. They are so real I feel guilty and mad at myself in the dreams for slipping, for throwing all this hard work away. I am so relieved to wake up and realize it was just a dream.

I know I am a work in progress with a long way to go. But I am committed to breaking this particular family curse of mine. One day, when my two kids are older, I look forward to telling them about it and maybe getting a nice hug of appreciation. But I know they won't understand how hard this is for me. And I am so glad they won't understand as that will mean they were never possessed by this demon the way I am / was. Wish me luck. And peace to you all.


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198,035 The population in my town is falling. The taxes are too high. People are fleeing. House prices are collapsing. I was planning on using my house equity as my retirement fund. Now I will have nothing. I'm fucked. How can this be? I worked my entire life and I will end up with no house and no money.


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198,034 When I walk my dog in the evenings, I try to be subtle, but I look in my neighbors' windows. Usually it's tame, but a few times I've seen a female getting undressed through an upstairs bedroom window.


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198,033 198,008 - I am a male manager and work with a lot of females. Every few months i buy rubber bands for ponytails and keep them at my desk. I buy the good ones that wont tangle.

I just keep them there.  anyone who needs one can come get one.  Just one of the things i do to be nice.  Your struggle is real.  I do my part.


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198,031 I read two articles yesterday where democrats have finally figured out why people voted for Trump. According to them, it's middle aged white men who are secretly racists and resent minorities. I'm a middle aged white man. I voted for Trump. It has nothing to do with race. I was tired of all the corruption and cronyism. Clinton was the perfect poster child for this bad behavior. But nice try democrats in trying to blame it on race. This is why you will keep losing elections, because you are dishonest.

This is a secret because I can't confront the people in my town with my opinion. They don't allow for republican opinions. They will viciously attack me.


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198,029 I do all the cleaning. My wife does jack nothing around here. I also support the family. If that isn't bad enough, there's this thing my wife does. Our shower curtain gets mildew on it. I clean it every so often. There was one day I insisted she help with the household chores. Big argument. The princess shouldn't have to clean. But I guilted her into it. I asked her to take care of the shower curtain.So she know what she did? Rather than cleaning the shower curtain, she went out and bought a new one. It seemed so spoiled rotten to me. She didn't want to get her hands dirty but she thinks nothing of spending my money. So typical of my wife. Some people are so lazy and stubborn.


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198,028 Has anyone else on here ever experienced an alien abduction? Yes this is a serious question. I very much do believe in the subject.


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198,027 I live in an apartment complex where the rules say I can only have two cars. I have three. Late at night when everyone is asleep I move the third one around to a new parking spot so hopefully no one notices it. It just kind of blends in with all the other cars.


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198,026 For Halloween this year I can't imagine how many people will wear a judge's robe while carrying a six pack of beer. The guy is the laughing stock on the nation. Maybe he will commit suicide.


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198,022 There was a post here a week ago saying  all these dire issues the democrats invent are in a secret queue. One gets covered by the media. There is moral outrage. Then when the damage meter starts to wane, the next issue is released to the public.

Last week it was Kavanaugh molesting women. When that started to falter it became Kavanaugh drinking too much. Now that the 3 witnesses are being debunked big time, right on cue there is something new. Trump cheated on his taxes. This will be front page news for a few days until the yawns get too loud.

I wonder what the next bit of fake news will be? It's fun to see what they come up with.


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198,021 I wrote a secret a long time ago and it’s recently been deleted. I liked it. Otherwise I wouldn’t really care. None of the other stuff I wrote was deleted. I don’t know why. It wasn’t political or rude or against the rules or anything. It really shouldn’t matter. I don’t know why it bothers me. I just thought it was a good secret and it got a lot of positive comments so I think other people liked it too.


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198,020 I'm 52 and I still chuckle when my phone gets to 69%. Growing up is never going to happen


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198,019 You only use gluten free sunscreen?

Oh just stop it! Fucking whiners will make an issue out of anything.


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198,018 WOW, The Natural, Robert Redford!   That movie will always have a different meaning to me now after that story!


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198,017 SMOKING GUN!!!!

The third accuser now says she saw Kavanaugh standing near the punch bowl. She orginally claimed he spiked the punch and gang raped women. But she has toned that down and now says yep, she saw him standing near the punch bowl. As if that proves all her allegations....

Democrats, you should be ashamed. You need to stop this. You are ruining the country with these false accusations. It is called treason.

Stop it.


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198,016 I known it’s kind of a lame secret but I have never gotten high or do any drugs and I don’t have any plans in the future and I don’t drink either , last time I had one it was like 2010.
F/38


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198,012 Few things give me as much joy as eating out my wife and having her cum on my lips


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198,009 Rachel from cardholder services should be shot.


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198,008 Sometimes I brush my hair into a ponytail, but then I realize I don’t have a hair elastic, so I walk all around the house holding my hair in a ponytail with my hand while I search for one.


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198,007 Two weeks before my wedding, somebody sent me an anonymous message. They created a fake Facebook account specifically to send me the message on Facebook messenger. It said my fiancé  cheated on me all the time. They wouldn’t tell me who it was from.

Two weeks before my wedding. What the hell was I supposed to do with that?


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198,006 We got married even though I had my doubts about it that day and I still do now. I had hoped the baby would bring us back closer together, but apparently not.


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198,003 My birthday is coming up. I don’t really enjoy it anymore. The few people I’ve told this to lectured me that I should be grateful to be alive and having birthdays and to stop complaining.

What I am too embarrassed to admit is that I don’t like my birthday because it reminds that I have no one to celebrate it with. I’ve only celebrated it twice as adult...in my early 20s. It was wonderful, and I keep wishing I could have that every year. But I don’t want to embarrass myself again by trying to invite anyone out for a drink or dinner and realize there’s no one I’m close enough with anymore to do that with.

So when my birthday comes around, I just try to ignore it and go about my day as usual. It’s not that I’m not grateful to be alive, it’s just that I’m sad that I don’t have anyone to celebrate that with.

F/almost 31...


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198,002 Pink slips went out today.
T-minus ___ days to out of that fucking TOXIC place.
No future, only past.
"Mixed emotions, Buddy. Like Larry Wildman going off a cliff in my new Maserati."


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198,001 Sometimes I forget where I am. It can be scary. I've learned to not panic. I look around at my surroundings. I look at what I'm wearing. I look at the clock. These are all clues that could help me remember where I'm supposed to be. Within a minute or so I can rethink my position and figure out where I am and that I'm alright. Getting old sucks.


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198,000 All of the sexual assault talk has brought up memories of my own bad sexualexperience. I am a female. When I as 18 I was dating a 23-year-old guy. He had expressed that he loved anal sex. I had never tried it. I was afraid to and unsure if I ever wanted to try it. He asked if he had to give me drinks to loosen me up enough to try it. I thought, after all he had talked about loving it so much, maybe I would give it a shot. If I didn't like it, I would just tell him to stop. I took a couple of swigs of whiskey and told him we could try. It hurt bad and I couldn't relax enough to make it bearable for me. I told him I needed to stop. He said, "But it feels so good. Promise I won't take long." Just the fact that he didn't immediately stop when I told him to made me need the experience to end even moreso. I told him again to stop. He said, "I'm almost there," and continued. This back and forth of me telling him to stop and him saying he would get off soon went on for a bit. I pushed him off. He didn't hold me down and force it, but he did get very mean. He told me my pussy wasn't tight enough for him anyway. He told me he would never be able to come with straight sex with me again, but still demanded that I have more sex with him. I left. I was always confused as to whether or not this was rape. I have only told a few people, all of which tell me it was rape. I am still not completely clear. I do know that he was an ass though.


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