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206,517 She's not wrong, you know. Obnoxious, maybe. But not wrong.


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206,516 Tell-All books from anonymous authors should be ignored.


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206,515 I can fantasize about fucking a woman up until she gets married.  Then suddenly I can't seem to want to fantasize about her anymore.


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206,514 Trump went into the hospital this weekend for unscheduled tests. I think something is up. Not just that he is sick. But I think back to the President of the Philippines where the guy was a pain in the ass for the USA and suddenly he came down with cancer and died. Then there was the Shah of Iran, same thing, the guy was a problem and suddenly he also came down with cancer and died. President of Venezuala too, he made us look bad and boom he got cancer and died. Trump is a thorn in everyone's side and I'm thinking someone might have slipped a mickey into his morning coffee and voila the problem goes away....


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206,513 Most car accidents are caused by bacteria.


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206,512 I am torn between two men. It sucks. But whomever stands up to the plate first gets me.  


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206,511 I squirrel away money (even though I spoil my son as best I can) because when I die I want to make sure he is taken care of. My daughter is in charge: she is a special needs teacher & loves her brother- thank God: they are both taken care of. He is autistic and my soul will never rest thinking of him being homeless, cold, hungry, begging for food or money, etc. I know she will always be there for him (as she is now). My secret; God forbid something happens to her. I live with this every day. As do millions of other parents of autistic children I’m sure. It’s my own personal hell. A hell I live with. Every. Single. Day.


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206,510 I'll bet no one at the IRS ever gets audited.

Fair world? Not hardly.


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206,509 How do you fall out of love with someone? Seriously, how?


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206,508 My parents didn't curse. I don't curse. I think that's how it works.


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206,507 I don't care what a few dozen guys wrote on a piece of paper 240 years in Philadelphia. Why are their words considered to be unchangeable? Why should they dictate what we can do all these years later? It makes no sense. Can we decree today that 240 years from now no one can eat oranges? No of course. We shouldn't have a say in what future people do. They should decide things for themselves. Just like James Madison et al should have no say in what we do today.

Outlaw guns. The end.


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206,506 I got the flu shot on Thursday morning.  It’s now a Sunday afternoon and my throat is killing me.  People can say coincidence all they want, but the one other time I got a flu shot several years ago the same thing happened.

I have a friend who is a nurse and said you’re a complete moron if you don’t get one with what’s going around now... but I just wonder if it’s not big Pharma just making that money..


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206,505 I've never in my life attended any type of sporting event. I've never watched one on TV either. I'm not gloating. To each their own. But watching other people do sports sounds silly to me. If you like a sport, do the sports. Don't sit on your rump and watch others!


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206,504 This is actually a response to one of the posts here about being mean to nursing staff, however, I decided to post it here as well so that more people read it. When I had surgery last year, the nurse who took care of me, was pleasantly surprised that I wasn't crabby. When she realized that I was kinda "normal" and that my vitals etc. we're textbook perfect for after surgery, she switched my care over to a young nurse in training. We all were in a good spirit and we started talking. They told me that they're verbally and physically abused on a daily basis. One of them told me that once a patient threw a food trey at her... The thing is this. We have a nursing shortage. Young people won't want to do this is they're facing a combat zone everyday. We, older people (I'm 50) gotta be smarter than that. Because the whole scenario can turn on patients behaving badly... Also, you don't want to be effected by nursing shortage when you get really old and you really need good care... What we put in now, is what we're gonna get out of it later...


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206,503 My brother in law was molested as a kid. He's one of the weirdest people I know. I won't leave him alone with my kids. He's my wife's brother and she agrees with me.


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206,502 I'll wear my pants a dozen times before washing them. I'm beginning to realize most people wash their clothes after every time they wear them. A massive overkill in my opinion.


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206,501 My decently attractive wife would not be able to get a horny 18 year old boy off if she had all weekend long to get the job done.  


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206,500 My decently attractive wife would not be able to get a horny 18 year old boy off if she had all weekend long to get the job done.  


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206,499 Dating when you're older...as in 30s and 40s lol.  Guys either talk about how they still have their hair or how they may be losing it. Under eye bags, lines. And then comment on how you look young for your age or how you probably didn't get enough sleep the night before. So unsexy. I want romance and sex, I don't wanna hear how youthink you're gaining weight. If I find you attractive, I'm with you, why talk about that stuff? And the guys who notice it the most in themselves will notice it on you too. Also, even if you're younger than them, the age jokes. You know if they're mad at you or feeling passive aggressive. These are the 40 something men. You always hear about women being bitter. These men can be worse. Oh and everyone is a slit or golddigger. If you want a lot of sex you're a slut. If you expect a man to pay for at least more than half, you know, showing he can provide, golddigger. I thought golddiggers were women always trying to get more, only wanting the most expensive thing from a guy, always whining I want I want I want. But these guys use the term for anything nowadays.


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206,498 The snoring is so bad; bad enough that its affecting our relationship. She has tried everything the Internet has to offer but nothing works. PAP machine makes her feel as if she is suffocating. Does anyone have some advice?


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206,497 It’s Sunday morning and I’m so horny. Is it too early to call someone to come over?
21F


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206,496 I am so warmed by your existence. I want to be there for you, and your kid is so incredibly cool too..,I would love very much to help you finish raising him.  I would love very much to help you with anything you needed me for from now on. Anything, babe. All you have to do is love me back.


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206,495 It's Saturday and I'm at home warching 48hrs. Bleh.


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206,494 Bless you all. I hope you all have a happy, productive life. Your children, too.


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206,493 I have a poll  for the men at CC. Please no lewd comments, and be honest. Also, would you please state your age at the end of your response.
So, here it goes: Would you date a woman who had a double mastectomy due to early stage breast cancer and didn't have breast reconstruction? (Otherwise healthy and no evidence of disease.)
Thanks for responding!


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206,492 I have a very nice friend, I really value her friendship because she is a good person and we have many things in common. The problem is that she is too naive and always has unhealthy relationships. I really listen to her and try to give her the best advice, but this is becoming boring to me. I wish she would work on her self. I feel she totally depends on me to solve her problems with her nasty boyfriends. I am not her therapist. Next time she wants my advice ith the same boyfriend, Ill say I am very busy. I will feel better and she will probably learn something her self.


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206,491 I’m staying married for now.
After he pays for my breast augmentation, I’m done.
Bye. I’ve put in my time. You’re an undeniable fucking asshole. The sex is terrible because you cannot last & you don’t put in the work. Any work really.
You expect me to do everything. I have been faithful, though you’re so insecure that you actually have convinced yourself I haven’t. You are pathetic. I once loved you, but now you’re so emotionally abusive I have to believe you are a sociopath or just simply an asshole. I have no guilt in my plan. Fuck you. Have fun being alone.


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206,490 I have become impatient with people. I feel myself wanting to snap at them when they don't listen. This is new territory for me. I have always been so calm. I think this is due to one friend who has recently been taking advantage of me. He takes and never gives. Shame it's weighting down all my relationships. I think this is how the world works. One bad apple spreads their cancer and infects all of us.


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206,489 My brother treats our Dad's nurses like crap. Then he wonders why they are not so helpful.


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206,488 My wife is reading a book about Steve Jobs and the start of Apple. She recounts the anecdotes to me.

"Steve did this... then Steve did that... then Steve said to Steve..."

I wish I had married a smarter woman.




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206,487 Last year I ran into one of the mothers of a kid on the soccer team I had coached at the grocery store. I was shocked to see her there as it was 10 miles from where we both lived. Turns out she had gotten divorced and moved away. We chatted for a while and went our separate ways. Next day I got a text from her saying how nice it was to see me and thanks for coaching her daughter. I responded back and we got to exchanging texts.
Eventually we had lunch, dinner etc and ended up having sex. Damn if she wasn't the kinkiest thing ever, butt plugs, nipple clamps, BDSM, anal etc. Nothing was off the table. I guess soccer moms really are the best!


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206,486 It's a cold rainy day here, always makes me think about the day when we decided to met and have sex all afternoon.  Wonder what happened to you and what path your life took after we ended?


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206,485 When I was a child of about four or five, I was sexually molested by a teenager in the neighborhood.  Sodomized.  Butt-fucked.  

I had no memory of this until one night when I was eight or nine, and I heard my mother telling some guests about it.  I was in bed, and I guess she thought I was asleep or something.  What I heard was that this guy had been molesting me and other young boys in the neighborhood, and that I had come home and talked about it, which is how the whole thing blew wide open.

When I heard her tell the story, I suddenly remembered two incidents. Once, the guy butt-fucked me on his sister's bed.  Another time, on a log in the woods behind his house.

I don't have any memory of the feeling, or the conversations, or anything.  Just snippets of images.

But I have to imagine it hurt.  It's inconceivable to me that it didn't hurt, and I don't know why that's not part of the memory.

Nonetheless, I think this is one reason why my sex life has been less than stellar over the years.  I think that somewhere deep in my mind I have a visceral belief that having a guy put his dick in you hurts, and that more than anything you wish he would just get it over with.

It took me years and years to come to this realization. It's a bit depressing to look back on the various women I've had sex with (to include my wife) and think about how much better it could have been had I been aware of my own unconscious feelings and had I been able to come to grips with them.

I will go to my grave wishing nothing less than eternal damnation for the guy who did this.


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206,484 There are some incredibly sexy black men. I'm sorry, John Legend is not one of them. Definitely not the sexiest man alive...


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206,483 I've never sent anyone a thank you note ever in my life.


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206,482 My wife can be incredibly endearing. She can also be a raving loon. Problem is, I never know what I'm going to wake up to.


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206,481 About 20 years ago I went through an Internet escort phase.  I was married and about at the seven year mark...I guess that's why they call it the 7-year itch.

Anyway, I started seeing escorts and writing reviews on a widely-known escort review site.  My reviews were pretty well-written by the standards of the time, and I became quite famous in that quirky little corner of the Internet.

When I say "quite famous," I mean that escorts actually came from other parts of the country to my city in the hopes that I would see them and write a review.  That's the God's honest truth.

I could have abused it, but I didn't.  I never accepted free or discounted services in exchange for a good review.  In fact, I made it a point of not letting escorts know who I was when I was making the appointment or when I was seeing them.  Then -- Surprise! -- a review would pop up a day or two later.

It was really an incredible time.  Imagine being "famous" for writing reviews about how good (or not) prostitutes are.  I was "Da man."

It's sad that I will die someday without anyone I care about knowing about this amazing phase of my life.


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206,480 I hate him for what he has done & I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forgive him for it.
Time to move.


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206,479 i feel so sexy in a short skirt.


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206,478 I had a sex dream about my husband's best friend. I want to tell the man. I would do it as a funny story. But I think somewhere inside me I want him to see it as a opening.


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206,476 I wonder if she knows I fake it every time lately.. its hard to get off when I can all but taste the other people shes been fucking. What am I doing here still
27/F


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206,475 Speaking of Trump , last night I had such a weird dream involving him. He was sitting on my living room laughing and having a good time  , like we were best buddies , it was so odd since I’m very indifferent about the guy . Must be because he is on the news non stop and my subconscious probably was thinking about him .


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206,473 They were planning to impeach Trump before he was inaugurated.  I think they want to get rid of him so bad, because  he is slowly following through with his promise to drain the swamp.  A lot of corruption exists in D.C. and if one of them goes down, they will testify against others to save their neck.   Why else would they discuss his impeachment before he ever assumed office?  Someone is really scared and has something to hide. Maybe that is why they killed Seth Rich.


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206,472 My wife had a foursome before she met me. She's told me the story many times. It was two men and two women and everyone was touching everyone. She is still good friends with the other woman involved. She comes over sometimes. I talk to her about pleasantries while thinking, wow, you have licked my wife's pussy. As you could imagine this is great fantasy material for me.


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206,471 I was surfing the internet too much each day. My solution was to charge my laptop 100%. Then I could only surf for as long as there was battery power. As soon as the battery died I was done. This simple trick has given me my life back.


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206,470 Dream team coming soon....


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206,468 People who smoke weed... I understand if you have no appetite it helps. And if you have problems sleeping it helps. But whenever weed comes up weedlovers bring up alcohol and how it's bad. Okay that's fair. But you're still smoking! It's not nicotine but you're inhaling into your lungs. Isn't that a bad thing? Not to mention people who smoke up, their places just smell like weed. I don't want my stuff...clothes furniture pillows smelling like weed! And it's so widespread that you're the odd one out if you don't smoke. Legalizing it made people I know just smoke it more. I'm not sure that's a good thing..


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206,467 I have a friend in a military academy. Those places are cruel. At the end of each year the recruits have to vote on who is the least likeable person in their class. My friend won this ignoble prize. I feel so bad for him. It makes me hate the military.


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206,466 So last night I went for drinks with a co-worker and after one drink, he straight up told me that he’d like to spread my legs nice and wide and drill me. Not sure why, but he said it with such  confidence that I was completely turned on and decided at that very moment that I was going to sleep with him.  He verbally teased me for about three hours as we sat at the bar. I’ve never gotten so wet with just verbal foreplay. As we were walking to our cars, he put his hand on my lower back, just above my waist. I took him to my car and sucked/fucked him and came twice in 10 minutes. We left his car in the garage and drove to my house where we fucked another three times. Here’s the kicker, I’m 21 and he’s 42 and I can’t wait til he spreads me again.


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206,465 There’s this older guy who lives in my moms apt bldg. A while back, I took him a serving of the dinner I made for my family in a couple nice Pyrex dishes for him to enjoy as well. I’ve always had a crush on him, and I doubt I made much of a secret of it. This is nothing unusual, I’m 35 and I tend to like men who have around 20 years on me in age, so my mom was hardly surprised. Anyway...

Last night walking my mom into the bldg, I ran into him.  He told me he had those dishes still so I continue up the stairs with him from my moms door. My mom gives me that “you guys are gonna fuck, aren’t you?” Look that she has given me a few times in the past. I give her the “probably so, now leave me alone” look and head to his apt. He is smart, has a lot of books, and decorates well. I ended up hanging out for like 30-45 mins. He never made a move on me, and idk why. I left there feeling foolish and wondering if I just convinced myself he is also attracted to me by wishing he was. Idk. It just left me feeling like a dumbass. I really thought he wanted me there for more than just that reason. Goddamnit.


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206,464 I'm almost done with my Christmas shopping. My plan is to be completely finished the week before Thanksgiving. It's incredibly satisfying to get it off my plate so early Then I can enjoy the holidays with no worries.


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206,463 I’m an older guy, widowed, a bit lonely and with ED. Hence, one of the reasons I don’t date. After reading about silicone sex dolls I thought maybe having one would help my ED problem. I recently bought a silicone love doll. I researched for a year and learned much about them. The single most important thing about a sex doll is weight. My gosh, picking her up, carrying her to my room, manipulating the body. It is hard work! The bodies have internal skeletons and manipulate same as a human body. But my gosh, it is like lifting weights. These body joints are tight. By the time I got her into doggy I was sweating.  It took about an hour of preparation.  By then I was too worn out for sex! The one I bought is only 32 pounds.  Most of them are 75-100 pounds. If you boys have a notion to buy one go to Home Depot and pick up a sack of concrete.  Then you will have an idea how much a silicone doll weighs. Oh, and btw, it did not help my ED (sigh).


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206,462 When I jerk off, I imagine that I'm a girl getting fucked. Not just any girl, almost always a girl that I fucked at some point in my life.

It's odd.  I'm not attracted to guys and don't have any desire to indulge in gay sex.  I just find it incredibly arousing to try to put myself in the head of a girl who's getting fucked.

Anyone else do that?


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206,461 I let him stick it in my bum because I'm afraid if I don't he'll stick it in another girl's bum.


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206,460 Nerdiest guy I know. A computer programmer. I've always viewed him as ultra straight-laced. I don't say it as an insult. I'm the same as him. Or I was.

He got married. It didn't work out. She left him saying he was too boring. His response was to change up his life. He started seeing prostitutes. He seriously started dating a few. At least that's how he saw it. I think they saw him as someone willing to give them money in exchange for wild sex romps. One hooker was a heroin addict. She got him to try it. Next thing I know he came down will full blown AIDS. He now weighs about 100 pounds and is close to death.

Never in a million years did I see this coming, the nerdiest guy I know getting addicted to drugs and dying of AIDS.

All because his ex-wife thought he was boring. What a damned shame.


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206,459 I've cut people out of my life because of the way they behave online.


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206,458 I don't think I've ever been with someone who has healthy boundaries.  I feel like I'm being sucked dry.  I'm spending every minute of every day on you and somehow it's still not enough. I know you know it's wrong and you feel bad, but it's still happening, and it fucks me up.


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206,457 I recently joined Instagram. I follow a lot of pages related to my industry (travel). I came across this girl's profile and checked it out. She has the greatest travel pictures, lots of historical buildings and interesting destinations which I'm really into, so I started following her. As I was scrolling through her page, I "liked" a lot of her pictures. Her posts showed up in my feed, and I'd "like" some of her posts.

A couple days later, I noticed that she wasn't in my feed. I looked on my list of who I was following, and she wasn't there. Out of curiosity, I used one of my kids' phones to see if I could find her. Yep, there she was, so apparently she blocked me.

What the heck? Why have a public page if you don't want people following you? I'm a woman, but you can't tell by my profile picture or information. I'm disappointed because I really loved her pictures. And no, there were no "sexy" pictures, it was just travel stuff.


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206,456 When I was a teenager myself, I was attracted to teenage girls. But not since then. I don't get older men lusting after youngsters. I find it much more enjoyable to interact with women my own age.


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206,455 Even watching videos of people on airplanes makes me nervous.


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206,454 The HP FB550 printer is a piece of SHIT! My boss thinks he bought a miracle machine and all it is is a $90,000.00 headache.


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206,453 It's all a show to keep us distracted while the people who are really in charge take what they want.


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206,452 My boss is a less than delicate man. He talks about his balls and my balls. As in, "Don't test me on this project. My balls are bigger than your balls." Our testicles should not be a topic of conversation.


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206,451 I received a magazine in the mail. It's a magazine you normally have to buy. Yet I was sent one for free. I didn't understand why I was receiving it. I did notice the magazine was sealed in a clear plastic pouch. I made a tear in the plastic and was greeted with a terrible chemical smell. It was nauseating. This sounds totally paranoid but it occurred to me the magazine was treated with some toxin. Probably something carcinogenic as a way to kill me a year from now long after the magazine had been tossed out. The perfect murder. Luckily I caught this trick in time and had no contact with the magazine or toxin. I win.


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206,450 There's a man who said horrible slander about me. I did nothing to him to deserve his comments. I think he is jealous of me, so he lashed out. That was a few months ago.

Today he posted how he helped someone in need, he gave someone's car a jump start. I know this type of humble brag. He posted it because he wants praise. He wants people to know. He wants them to say good things about him No one was biting however. Everyone knows he is a jerk. I felt bad for him. No one wants to say positive things bout him.

But you know what I did. I broke the silence. I complimented him on his good deed. I knew it's what he wanted to hear. I gave it to him. This is who I am. The internet brings out the worst in people. But it brings out the best in me.

You know what he did to my positive comment? He gave it a like. I wonder if he even remembers how poorly he treated me. But whatever. He did something nice. I said something nice. Maybe this is a new beginning. I don't know. But at least I tried to show a little kindness today.


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206,449 I haven't told anybody, but my milestone birthday in September was my mental jump-off into better health - primarily, gotta get the drinking under control.  Just sick and tired of the grind.  Been hitting it way too hard for the last 11 years.

Sleep is better.  Body is smaller!  Today I "squeezed" by my mom in her bathroom; for the last couple years it's been a literal squeeze, but today we didn't even touch.  I also got my fat a$$ out of the chair at lunch using only my legs.

Scheduled exercise is next.  I can do this.  Again...


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206,448 Here we go again. My wife said she'd make dinner. Last time she said this was a month ago and somehow it worked out where dinner never happened. But today she said it again how she'd make the family dinner. She decided to make lasagna. She asked if we had any of the ingredients. I wanted to say she should look in the cupboards and fridge to figure it out herself, because that's what I have to do every night. But no, I thought I'll make it easy on her. I told her we have none of the ingredients, so we'll need the noodles, ricotta, sauce and ground beef. I wrote it down for her. Okay, she was on a mission. She would go to the store to pick up the items. Great.

She came hour three hours later. Three hours? When she came in the door I could immediately tell something was up because she was empty handed. I asked how the shopping went. Well..... turns out she had to first treat herself to a massage, cost $150. Then she went to the wine store for a case, cost $250. She asked if I could fetch it out of the car for her. She never did go to the market for the lasagna ingredients. She tried to spin it by saying I told her we had all the ingredients. I pointed out how I said we had none of the ingredients and I wrote out a list of what she needed to buy. She said oh, she thought that was a list of what we already had. She's such a liar and manipulator. You've never met anyone like this. She's not only a bad mother and a terrible wife, she's a plain old rotten human being.


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206,447 I find gay men to be very intolerant of heterosexual men. Kind of crazy. I have no problem with gay men. But they harshly judge me because I'm married and they assume I'm anti-gay. Irony.


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206,446 I just read an article on how 3 women had to restrain a kid with autism who was 13 and weighed 280 lbs, and the kid died. He became violent, so they restrained him. A woman in the comments section says her boy isn't really violent but he grabs her sometimes and she has to "lock herself in the bathroom" til he gets it out of his system. Um... this is why all kids should not be placed together in the same class. When I was a kid, you had the higher classes with intelligent and well behaved kids, lower classes had a mix of not as smart kids along with smart kids who were badly behaved. And you had the special ed classes. What's wrong with that? Why should other kids be distracted by kids who take longer to learn because their needs are special? Most importantly, sorry to say these kids are very strong and a lot can be aggressive and dangerous. Is that an environment to have the other kids around? They should be in separate classes with people who are trained to handle them. Also, I understand you love the kid, but how can you live like that? Afraid in your own home having to lock yourself in another room until the episode passes?This is the most important thing, the safety of everyone. It's not about love, it sounds like some parents are walking a tightrope.


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206,445 Campaign signs are dumb. Do people really make voting decisions based on a lawn sign?


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206,444 Random all over the place rants cause I forgot my journal. Sorry... I just gotta vent otherwise I'm gonna be a lousy mood all day. So here it goes...

I'm over everything. No one will ever believe me... He's persuasive af... Always gets his way. Nevermind the bruises on my body. Nevermind the neighbors calling the cops cause were fighting. Nevermind the police reports... Nevermind any of it... I saw a slight glimmer of hope when that social worker said she'd get back to me in a few days... Its been 4 months. Nothing. I reached out to them. They said they couldn't get a hold of me. Bullshit. My phone is on 24/7. I rarely out except for work... And that's a night shift. 7pm-2am.... Of which I always have full access to my phone. Nothing.... And then I find out that the social worker is friends with his therapist... So of course she takes his side... Ever heard of HIPPA? .... And social worker. YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB... Nevermind that he put me in the hospital twice because I was beaten so badly... Never mind that at all... Maybe someone will listen before he kills me... Nah... I'm hoping for to much.

Anxiety is riding crazy high of that fucking deposition...
Stupid money hungry cunt... I hope everything gets reversed on you 100x ... It was barely a tap... Just a tiny dent. No way that you were hurt bad enough to collect 50k... You even said you were fine, repeadlty. Even in front of a cop. Then you randomly pull a mystery injury out your loose stank cooch... Whatever. How the fuck you get hurt so badly when someone barely taps your car at about probably 5 mph? Wtf? ... Maybe this will be what finally prompts me to suicide... I already have several plans... But only will be set in motion if the they end up siding in her favor... The way other things in my life are going that is exactly what's gonna happen... I mean if my husband doesn't kill me first.

I'm stuck at the doctors office right now. My appointment was about an hour ago.... Still waiting to be seen. I want to reschedule and go to the buffet down the street for a b/p session... Even though I did that all day yesterday. My throat is sore af. I just lost a tooth as well... Sad that this is the only thing that brings me any kind of relief... For a moment anyway. I'm down to 98 lbs... I don't want any kind of help for that.Been dealing with it since I was 9 years old... Labs always turn out Okay. Doctor wants me to seek treatment. But I was lucky enough to make a deal with him... The minute any of labs come back with anything an abnormal or if I drop even more weight. Which is not gonna happen. I've gotten really good at faking my weight with the help of masking tape, zip lock bags and a few other things... My real weight is 98 lbs... All my care providers believe its 114.... At least this working out.

.... Yeah... This helped... I feel so much more relaxed... But if I may post again later.




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206,443 I'm nice to gramps because I want him to leave me money in his will.


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206,442 I don't understand the premise for impeachment. Trump refused to give aid money to Ukraine until they investigated corruption involving Biden. Why is this an issue? I want corruption investigated too. We wont give aid money to other countries unless they adjust their trade treaty with us, or they change their adoption policies, or their is an entire regime change. We do this all the time, putting requirements on aid money.

If your sister wanted $1,000 from you to pay bills, wouldn't you take the opportunity to say okay, I'll give you the money, but you need to get a job and stop drinking.

This impeachment seems political. I don't seem where a crime was committed.


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206,441 You wonder why education is in this country is lagging behind the rest of the world?

My school won't let signs be placed at the sports facilities encouraging parent spectators to be nice while watching a game. The Board of Ed says the school might get sued because of  the signs. Hmm, I don't see how.

Meanwhile the steps to the front of the school are broken and both students and parents trip and fall all the time there. But no we can't have a sign saying be nice because it presents too much of a danger....

SHM.


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206,440 I'm going to smoke pot and watch animated movies all night. Then I'm going to call in sick at work and sleep all day tomorrow.  I fucking hate my job!


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206,439 I think India has more odd birth defects, like kids born with four legs, because there is much more incest in that country.


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206,438 I took my right-wing conservative parents to a restaurant in NYC where all the waitresses are transvestites. Still makes me laugh.


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206,437 My wife wax’s every 10 days. She keeps my balls drained.


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206,436 Anyone over 30 who's still whining about being a child of divorce needs to shut the hell up.  You're an adult now.  Grow up and accept that sometimes parents don't stay together.

Anyone over 25 who's still trying to justify their own rotten behavior by whining about being a child of divorce needs to be bitchslapped good and hard.  

No, it is not okay to be a controlling, clingy, needly, whiny little bitch because your Mom left your Dad for another woman.  I am not your Mom, and I feel no obligation to pay for her sins.  The more you try to control me, that more I just want to get away from you.


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206,435 I have ink cartridges for a printer I threw out years ago. But they were expensive so I don't want to throw them out. I'm of course being an idiot, because what the hell am I going to use the cartridges for???


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206,434 Ask me for free stuff, you gluttons.  You are fucking assholes.


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206,433 I have a hypochondriac friend. Not only does she constantly think she is sick, it's also the only thing she talks about. That's the real drag. Every conversation is about her health. Sorry but I can't be her friend anymore.


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206,432 I thought my wife and I were having a pleasant day. We had sex in the morning. I made her lunch. She wanted to run some errands. I volunteered to come along and keep her company. We ended up in the supermarket. The kids would be home from school soon so I bought some chicken wings for them. Suddenly my wife went berserk.

"Who do you think you are buying chicken wings! That's not normal. Teenagers don't like chicken wings. It's a stupid thing to buy them."

What? I bought them a snack because I thought they'd enjoy it. In fact, I picked them up after school and brought the wings in the car. They devoured the entire batch before we arrived home. They said the wings were delicious and they thanked me. My wife on the other hand is not speaking to me. She is stewing and kicking and cursing at anything in her way.

This is what I can't stand about women. Why be that way? Is there any rhyme or reason for throwing a tantrum? She is upset over chicken wings? Do women realize how they sound?

"Your honor, I'm filing for divorce."

"And why is that Ma'am?"

"Because my husband bought chicken wings!"



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206,431 I'm a super chill person. I don't care if you're black, white, gay, straight, some other gender...I don't care what religion you are. If you're a he becoming a she and want me to use those pronouns with you, fine. People are people, and I just let them be.

That being said, I was in a fun FB group. I'd read about it in a news article and decided to join. I never commented, I was just there for entertainment and the pictures. But then yesterday, they instituted a new rule. Even though it's basically a group for women, you were no longer allowed to use the word "ladies." As in, "Hey ladies, check this out!" Also verboten: "You guys," "man," and "dude."

So much controversy over that last one. I'm from California; I grew up there in the 70s and 80s where that word was prevalent. I haven't lived there in over 20 years, but I still use it regularly. Other Californians chimed in saying as much and were promptly deleted from the group. The common response to the use of the word "dude" was, "Ask a straight cis male if he's ever fucked another man and see what his answer is." What the hell does that even mean?

You know how you're at an event, or on an airplane or something, and they say, "Ladies and gentlemen..."? Is that going to change, too? I'm all about inclusivity, but I think we're taking it too far. I feel like I can't even be myself anymore, lest I offend someone unknowingly :(


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206,430 I was stopped by the cops a few mins ago, in the county where I just spent 4 years on probation.  Usually getting lit up means I am going to go to jail but tonight I was for once confident that I would be continuing on my way, and I did after receiving a verbal warning for a minor misstep. My license was good and I hadn’t no warrants nor had I had any drinks.  It was hell being caught in the CJ system here and I am exceptionally thankful for being able to be pulled
Over now knowing I am all square and have paid my debt to society in full. Like a normal person. And some of you readers are on probation of some sort right now I’m sure...it sucks. It feels like it goes on forever and it takes over your entire existence. Do not give up, it DOES come to an end and you CAN get your life back. Just keep fighting the good fight and do not give up. Good luck!



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206,429 I don't understand bike riders. Yes, you have every right to be on the road. But it's dangerous. So many riders get hit by a car. Why not voluntarily do mountain biking instead. Plenty of trails and no cars.


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206,428 So I went on a date and wee went to check a palm reader out each other’s plams.


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206,427 hate to say this... Logan Paul looked fucking good in that boxing match with KSI! Like... Dann! I wanna some of that!


Is it obvious that I haven't been laid in a while?


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206,426 20 years later and in hindsight I wish I had become a trade person instead of a white collar worker.


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206,425 Everyone tells me I should try out for Jeopardy. I might just do it!


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206,424 When the lease is up I'm moving out and not telling my wife. I never want to see her again.


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206,423 I'd leave my husband in a heartbeat if I had something else lined up.


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206,422 A few nights ago, while on vacation, I had a dream where I had brain cancer. It was right at the beginning stages so I still felt well and was in the process of going through tests to see how extensive it was and whether or not it was curable, etc.  I woke up several times but  every time I fell asleep I went back into the same dream. It lasted for almost the whole night.

I also had a short dream, where my husband, kids and I were on top of a bridge over a waterfall looking down at the rushing water.

The next day we went exploring in the little town we were staying in and we ended up on top of a bridge looking down at the rushing water. It wasn’t exactly the same as my dream, but pretty close.

I don’t really believe in dreams and premonitions, but if that one came true...


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206,421 All I want is for you to hold me again and tell me we've got this. That is you and me against the world baby. I don't think you will any time soon and by the time you want me again I won't want you and your games anymore.


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206,420 I'm so glad "intersectionality" isn't trendy anymore and people have stopped talking about it. I asked at least 5 different people, both on social media and in real life, to define it for me, and none of them really could. And I'm a Gen X age feminist liberal woman who has been supporting the political left for over 32 years.


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206,419 I think we can all work on bettering ourselves, and I think it's important to sometimes really take a look at ourselves in order to do so.  Not just to see where we can improve, but for our own well-being.

So I'm doing this online workshop, and one of the exercises is forgiveness.  You're supposed to write down the names of everyone who has ever hurt you in life, think about each person and the circumstances, and say, "I forgive you, I'm sorry, and I love you."

I'm gonna be here for a while.  The list of people who have hurt me - parents, relatives, partners, friends, coworkers - is LONG.  Just when I think I've finished, I think of someone else.  And these aren't minor things - they are a combination of abuses, lies and betrayals.  Things that have ripped me to the core.  I've got 19 names so far.

I'm such a good person.  I go out of my way to make people happy, or included, or to right a wrong.  I just don't get why so many people have shit on me.  It's heartbreaking, really.


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206,418 I had a dream where the letters JPJ35 were written out on the pavement with pieces of broccoli. How bizarre. I have no idea what it could possibly mean.


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206,417 I get introduced to people. Then I see them a few weeks later at a different event and I've fogotten I've already met them. Yes, my bad. But why get so mad about it? I'm sorry, but I meet many people and I'm kind of occupied with other things so I don't always remember. Lighten up.


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206,416 Starbucks needs a fourth size, this time even larger.


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206,415 My car has a kill switch under the drivers seat. Try to steal it mother fuckers.


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206,414 I started following this woman on Instagram because it was the only way I could see pics of my crush, who is her close friend.  So every so often I’ll look through her story and pics.  I’m finding out that the friend is pretty, kind, and has a terrific sense of humor.  She’s also sexy and bold.  I’m thinking she’s a better catch than the woman I have a crush on.


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206,413 Would you divorce your husband for going to Asian massage parlors for handjobs?



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206,412 Dear family members: Don't be shocked when Christmas rolls around and there are no checks for you or your children in your cards from our Great Aunt. She just lost her husband of 40 years. ALL YOU HAD TO DO was offer a simple "I'm so sorry for your loss." Your silence has cost you.


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206,411 Sorry, but I don't see any pussy in the iconic Sharon Stone Basic Instinct photo. It's nothing more than an urban legend.


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206,410 Last summer I read the entire Merriam Webster dictionary.


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206,409 I'm convinced Apple just puts new shit out so that guilt ridden parents go into debt to make sure their kids keep up. There's absolutely nothing wrong with my daughter's iphone xr, which she was so excited about when she first received it, but suddenly, on her christmas list, i see iPhone 11. It won't be long before another one will be released, and she'll want that one.


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206,408 Good parents don't let their sons play football.


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206,407 You know when things start going wrong with your old car, like the speedometer breaks, the engine is making a weird pinging noise, there are oil drips on the pavement, and the gas mileage has dropped way down. You reluctantly realize the car is nearing the end of it's life and it's time to let go.

Well....

My knee is painful, I get out of breath walking up the stairs, my eyesight is atrocious, my back aches, and my memory is going. I reluctantly realize I'm no different than my old car...


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206,406 Karma. My wife wanted to go out fancy. Me, I don't like fancy. I'm good with a cheeseburger and fries. But my wife wanted ultra high end. I lost the discussion. We went to this new place with valet parking. Right there you know what kind of restaurant it is. I had the pasta because it was as close as I could get to spaghetti and meatballs. My wife had some fish I've never heard of. It was coated with little green peas, but no, my wife corrected me and said they were capers. I think capers means green peas that cost twice as much. The food was eh. On the car ride home my wife gets very quiet. I figure she's sulking. But then she screams for me to pull over. She opens the car door and starts puking up her dinner. Her fish must have been spoiled. I got to see all those expensive little peas again. Maybe that's why they cost so much, because you get to enjoy their company a second time. Anyway, I figure her puking was like me get some free karma for dessert. LOL.


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206,405 I've recently gotten ahold of my life. I started intermittent fasting in August, and so far have lost a little over 20 lbs.I joined the gym, and I, along with my son have been swimming, jogging, and weight training a few days a week. I had 4 inches cut off my hair and got a cute layered look. I am doing something I've never done, and actually spending money on clothes for MYSELF instead of for my 12 year old daughter. I guess because I look better in clothes now, I want to revamp my wardrobe. I am also excited to be able to wear some of my favorite things again that have been too small for so long. I feel fantastic.

I also see myself now judging overweight people. Especially the ones I work with. They come into work every morning with a huge greasy biscuit and fried hash browns from some fast food restaurant. They complain about their aches and pains. Their shirts don't quite meet their pants when they sit, making their fat rolls exposed for all to see. They've noticed my transformation, and ask me "What are you doing to lose all that weight? I gotta do something." Its a lot of talk from lazy obese women who will never be anything but lazy obese women. at age 35, already on cholesterol medication, blood pressure medication, and arthritis medication.

Take care of your bodies people. You're only given one.


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206,404 I stopped hanging out with a group of three friends because we'd split the check equally even though I don't drink and they'd drink a ton. What should have been a $100 tab for the four of us became a $300 tab after their wine was added. My $25 portion became a $75. I didn't want to seem cheap and complain. I took the different route of not going out with them anymore. It was weird anyway hanging out with drunk people.


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206,403 He walked me home. I could tell from the way he popped a tictac in his mouth that he was planning on kissing me. I didn't want to kiss him. As we approached my front door I quickly said thanks and ran inside. Phew, dodged the bullet. Thanks for the tictac early warning signal.


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206,402 I have only ever bought a new home. I don't want to live in a used home with someone else's dead skin cells in the floorboard cracks. Yuk.


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206,401 Why does every woman have the same body shape? Is it because of all these bbl surgeries? I’m curious to know what the next ideal body shape will be in 15 years and if the majority of women will be trying to look like it.


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206,400 I'm not sure of the difference between mold and mildew, but they seem to be different things because there is often a reference to "mold and mildew".


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206,399 We can't say Christmas tree anymore. We must call it a holiday tree.

Will this ever stop?


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206,398 I hate having to fart while I'm trying to have sex.


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206,397 My ex called yesterday to complain that she got pulled over for an expired plate/registration. Her car got towed and she got a hefty ticket. She yelled at me for not doing the renewal. Um honey, when you decided to get a divorce you also need to handle this stuff. The paperwork was mailed to you, I saw it sitting on the table when I picked up the kids.
She didn't do any bill paying while we were married, can only imagine how many bills she is late on.


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206,396 I was in a few plays in high school. There was another kid who was also in the plays. He liked the experience so much he decided to go to school for drama. We lost touch. It was a long time ago.

I am currently 63 years old. A week ago I went to a regional theater about 50 miles from where I live. I'm watching the lead actor and I think he looks familiar. I think maybe I saw him in a tv show or something. During intermission I look up his bio in the playbill. It takes me a moment. But it's him, the guy from my high school. My gosh, from looking at his bio he's been doing theater for the last 45 years. His bio lists a few tv roles too. In fact, I saw some of those tv shows. He was in The Americans. I remember his character. I just didn't know it was my old friend. Wow. This has been his entire life. On one level I was glad he made a career out of his passion. But on another level I felt sad, not for him, but for me. He followed a dream. Me, I became just another boring office worker.

After the show, I thought about poking my head backstage and saying hello. Would he remember me? I don't know. In his position he probably interacted with many many people over the years. So I didn't do it. I got in my car and drove away. I was embarrassed at who I am.

I've been thinking about this all week. I can't let it go. I'm thinking I missed an opportunity. Wow, to reconnect with an old friend would be great. I should do it. I should drive all the way back to the theater tomorrow night and see his show again only this time I should pop back stage. I think I will.


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206,395 B, you’re a very frustrating person to try to be with. Bad listener, easily annoyed with me, and not good at making decisions about stuff that affects us both. I can tell you I don’t like a certain food joint and you just ignore it and then get huffy cause i don’t want what you brought. This way of handling ME isn’t gonna fare well. I don’t settle for a partner who thinks my needs and my voice are easily tuned out and just constantly does that to me.  If you don’t learn how to consider the other person in this relationship there will soon be no relationship.


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206,394 Well.
This just happened.

I have been going to this massage therapist for about 2 months now to help with a sports injury (partial tear of the hamstrings at the ischial process). Because of where the injury is, he has had to be pretty...personal, shall we say?... but never unprofessional in doing so.

As soon as the session started earlier today, I could tell something was a bit different. Just more mellow than the normal treatment. Not a problem per se, seeing how I am pretty far along in the recovery and I don't need quite as aggressive a treatment anymore.

But then...things started getting...more pointed. I tried staying relaxed and in control, which I managed until it became time to lay on my stomach. And then ... I just kind of let go and let him do what he wanted. And to be fair, I was pretty aroused to begin with because of circumstances that have nothing to do with my therapist or massage at all so maybe I was projecting that vibe and he picked up on it? At any rate.... He never even put a finger inside me, although he did very pointedly stroke my pussy. He worked around my labia long and well, so much so that I started softly groaning and spreading my legs and arching my back and well, after about an hour of him edging me, I finally came. It was very hot, I am not going to lie. He cupped my labia as I was coming and that made it even better, o-my.

I really wanted him so stroke my clit and lick my pussy too. No luck, though. Maybe next time, who knows....

Once that happened, the session went on as if nothing had happened.

I still can't quite believe it, to be honest.

F/47


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206,392 I guess by fighting with you and arguing I thought it would show you how tough you have helped make me. I thought I was sticking up for myself. I'm sorry I got blinded by all the little things you don't do that I forgot about all the big things you do. I'm sorry I can't be who you need me to be right now. I have felt so un noticed for so long that I guess even negative attention from you is something I craved. I just want you. I want to be happy with you . Do you?


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206,391 I've been awake for 36 hrs, so I'm ready to fall over. Not drinking or anything, just couldn't sleep last night. I have my old filing cabinets, small plastic portable cabinets. I don't ever write you anymore. There's no point really. You could be anywhere. Who knows. The last I heard was some unfortunate gossip about an abrupt ending with your boyfriend over money. Whatever. I don't feel good or bad about it. Just wondering where you went. Back to the cabinets.
Cleaning them finally, throwing away most of everything, I ran across two journals. In them were little notes to me. They were incredibly sweet. I don't understand why you kept this hidden. Why would you not open up to me? I couldn't even read them all because I kept thinking "what a waste?" I don't understand. You could have just opened up to me. You can be incredibly loving and sweet. So smart and funny. I don't know what happened to us. I'm sorry.
Just so you know it's me. I was at a church today and there was a marker about 30' in the air that showed the water level in 37. Wow, I can't even imagine it.
Anyway, not trying to stir the pot. Just sharing some thoughts. My partner is totally chill and wouldn't feel jealous or threatened by this outreach, especially since I don't even know where you are. Hope you are well. I hope you didn't lose that side of you. Thank you for so many good memories. Just feeling like I saw a ghost and I don't know what to say. Take care.


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206,390 I'm not sorry I fucked your wife


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206,389 I live in Manhattan, NYC and some violent, nutcase, psycho just brutally murdered his wife & daughter and then hanged himself (evil monster). I work with a woman who was friends with this family (good friends with the wife actually) and she is shocked, horrified, devastated and cannot believe he would do something like this. The secret part I guess is how many normal people like us know people we think/thought were normal and then go on to commit a heinous act like this. Who slits their child’s throat, decapitates their wife & puts her head in her lap!!!! Makes me wonder how many other nut jobs hide under cover of normalcy. Absolutely heartbreaking, chilling and just unbelievable. I heard first hand of the horror because we have NYPD, FDNY and EMT friends in NYC- I could not do their jobs for all the money in the world. Try living with shit like this. People are crazy.


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206,388 I'm not shaving for Movember. I'm going for that 70's pornstache look.


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206,387 I'm not sure what a snowflake is. I know it's an insult. But is it something a Democrat says to imply someone is a Republican? Or is it the other way around, where a Republican says it to imply someone is a Democrat. I think I've heard it used both ways.

Next question, if both sides are calling each other snowflakes, meaning everyone is a snowflake, then doesn't the word lose all power as an insult?




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206,386 Price of 4'x8' particle board before the hurricane, $7 per sheet.

Price a week later after the hurricane, $20 per sheet.

People suck.


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206,385 My friend tells me he was recovering from surgery and couldn't move much. His wife took off her clothes and climbed into his hospital bed. She sat at the end, opened her legs and masturbated for him.

The perfect wife.


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206,384 Slapp like now slappers.


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206,383 There's a woman I know. She went to a well-attended meeting. She asked a question. It's intimidating to ask a question in front of a room full of people. You have to be brave. But she did it.

After the meeting, one of the organizers came up to her and said she spoke well. He was paying her a compliment.

What does she do? She gets on social media and says the meeting was filled with white people and the organizer speaking to her was condescending. She implied what he was really saying was "You spoke well ... for a person with brown skin."

See the problem? There was nothing racist about the compliment. I know the man who complimented her. He is kind and gracious. I've hear him compliment other speakers. He's trying to be encouraging. But she spins it as some racist slight against her. She's causing a problem where the was absolutely no problem.

Wrong, all wrong. IMO.


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206,382 I have not had a meaningful relationship in 10 years. I've had a few short-term couplings but nothing worthy of the term relationship.
I am staring 50 in the face, I have so few friends I can count them on the fingers of one hand and I am so used to being alone and self-sufficient I am not sure I would even know how to be *with* someone anymore.
Pretty bleak if you ask me.  



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206,381 I do not understand even a little bit why anyone gives a shit about supposed differences between sex and gender, or about what gender pronoun is used to refer to someone.  

The planet is slowly dying...a man with his finger on the button of the most powerful nuclear arsenal in the history of the world is a complete moron...the lowest economic rung of society is getting decimated by capitalism run amok...and we should waste our brain cells trying to figure out "cis" or "zie" or "genderqueer"?

Give me a fucking break.  


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206,380 My beat headphones are stolen. I didn't steal them. But a friend did and then gave them to me. As a matter of principle I could not use them, but what good would that do?


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206,379 Suck my dick and swallow and I won't dump you.


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206,378 I love him so much. I'm in this for life.

But damn, sometimes he can be so disappointing.

Sometimes I think about what life would be like if I had taken the easy way. Married a man who makes six figures (or at least makes more than I do), had less baggage, and didn't rely on me to make this life we both want happen.

Sometimes the idea of being taken care of, even in the smallest ways, sounds better than being the care taker.

I just want him to stop disappointing me.


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206,377 Most parents should be embarrassed at how they raised their children.


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206,376 Then there was the time my wife was making chocolate chip cookies and she threw the chocolate chips into the mixer - but without first taking them out of the bag....


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206,375 I bought a new car. I mean like the car is a week old. I turned on the back windshield wiper for the first time and boom, it broke off. Just like that, it snapped and shattered into a bunch of pieces. I called the dealership. I was very polite. They said, "Well what did you do to it?"

"What did I do to it? I turned it on."

They seemed very annoyed. I guess it's my fault for turning on the windshield wiper in the rain. I should have known better.

The junk companies sell...


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206,374 People create their own rain.




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206,373 Let’s hook up tonight.......


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206,372 Some days I think there is a God and some days I think that there is no God.... To be honest, nothing extraordinary ever happened in my life. And whatever good happened, I worked my ass off for it. No divine intervention here...As a matter of fact, the older I get, the more I think that this whole religion thing is bullshit... At work, we're collaborating on a project with some churches and I had to visit a few. For a secon, I was considering to start going, but on second thought, I don't think so! The Millennials got it it right. They don't do organized religion, probably figure out already that it's bullshit...


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206,370 If DC shows up in my neighborhood this weekend and runs into me, I will be inviting him back to my place in a heartbeat.  So DC, come on. Bring your game to me this weekend and see what happens.


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206,369 I'm tired of dealing with my boyfriend. I will stay with him through Christmas and see what he gets me.


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206,368 I am a pretty calm person on my own. If someone is angry around me and gets on my case, or if someone is anxious around me, it makes me anxious. I have a relative who over the last couple of years has turned real nosy and also nervous at anything, it's hard to deal with. There was a period of time where she would come and talk to me and be all nervous, and I noticed she would walk away feeling peaceful and good and I would end up nervous! LIke it was a transfer of negative energy. When I put it together I started to avoid her when she wanted to "vent." Sometimes venting can be unhealthy for the other person, especially when the one venting is reliving their story they are telling at that moment.  I also think sometimes certain family members can hold you back in certain ways, like they don't want you to get on with your life because then you're not there when they want you to be.


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206,367 I was thinking about buying one of those DNA ancestry kits. But I want to fill out the paper work with the wrong name. Specifically I want to use the name of a person I hate. That way if my DNA matches a crime scene, my enemy will get arrested.


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206,366 When you say a road is a 4 lane highway, does that mean 4 lanes in each direction? Or two lanes in each direction and 4 lanes total? I feel embarrassed asking anyone I know.


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206,365 I will read the last page of a book before I start the book. It's like an OCD thing with me. I tell myself not to do it, then I do it.


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206,364 Whenever I drive I get a little concerned I will die in a car crash. I still go, but I do think about the possibility more than I should.


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206,362 I hate texting the wrong person. Grrrrr. I embarrass myself by saying gushy things and then my son's teacher gets the text. Oy. I should give up texting.


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206,361 You have a new baby. Congratulations. But you know what the rest of us are talking about? We're surprised you got pregnant from your husband. He is so out of shape we can't believe he could get it up.


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206,360 34f. I’ve had a lot of men inside of me, and I mean a LOT. Size doesn’t matter? Size  does matter. Nothing I can think of that feels more heavenly than getting the wind knocked outta me when a man with a big thick cock is forcing his tool up into me. I personally love the ones that can be felt getting even bigger and harder once buried inside me. I love that shit.


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206,359 Every few hours at work I take a porn break.


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206,358 I ran out of paint with just a few feet more to go in my room. Fuck me. Now I have to buy a whole new can! The world is plotting against me.


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206,357 All the losers in the election still have their signs up. You'd think they'd be a little embarrassed and pull the signs down immediately. No. Instead they leave the signs up because they are pouting and they want to keep pushing their signs in everyone's face. There's a good reason these people weren't elected.


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206,356 Trichotillomania flairs up when I’m stressed out. Why does it have to feel so good? I wish I never wanted to pull out hair again but it’s a good stress release.


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206,355 Some people choose to make life difficult for themselves. Why? Stop trying to torment others.


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206,354 I got flashed today. A perfect set of boobs, and she was laughing as she did it. She actually thanked me a few minutes later. An hour later, she went to take a shower, and she called me to the door. She asked me if I was mad about the flash, and I said that I loved it. She smiled and opened the door so I could see her naked. WOW. Best birthday present of my life. Thank you, Mariah
My wife would not approve, but she has done it; and I was the ass for catching her. Marriage sucks.


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206,352 There's a young woman at work. Late 20s. She wears low cut tops. This would normally be fine. But she's obviously had open heart surgery and there is a large scar running down the middle of her chest. You'd think she'd wear something which covers up the scar. But no, she intentionally wears revealing tops to show the scar. I don't know if it's for the attention. Or if it's an art performance piece - hey world look at my beautiful tits surrounding this ugly scar. I don't know but its unnerving. I find myself trying not to look in her direction because I think she's testing to see if I look at the scar and / or her tits.


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206,351 I AM a Millenial, and I will tell you, we suck! I wish I was born in the 70s or 80s. I get along MUCH better with people from those Era's.


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206,350 There's a group of women on FB. Their posts are public which means I can see their banter. They are funny. I want to like some things they say. But I don't because they will think I'm stalking them. This darn world.


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206,349 I mowed my neighbors lawn twice over the summer while they were away. They didn't even notice.


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206,348 I'm sad. Turns out the man I've been seeing who I really like and care for is into "open relationships" and already has one partner. I don't think this is the life for me....


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206,347 He lost 60 pounds in three months. I'm jealous. Yes, okay, he has throat cancer, but still....


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206,346 My wife grunts and groans when going to the bathroom. The door is closed but she forgets the room isn't sound proof.


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206,345 I eat mostly plant based but I can’t resist going to Chick-fil-A when I’m alone. They are my downfall.  


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206,344 The clock on town hall is broken. It has been for years. It's depressing to see the hands stuck every day. I think sub consciously it drags us down. We are constantly reminded we come from a run down town. The simple act of fixing the clock would lift everyone's outlook. I've decided to make this my mission.


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206,343 I have completely given up.


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206,342 I thought I was at a point where I could predominantly put the ex stuff behind me. Now, due to our circumstances, it's something that must be dealt with, but it's making me feel apprehensive. I guess in a way it's necessary, but all the same, I feel like I'm having to justify myself over and over.


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206,341 I didn’t vote today. People can be pissed about it. I don’t really care.


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206,340 I'm cooking a vacuum sealed steak in a water bath at 130 degrees for the next 48 hours. I'm told this will be the most amazing piece of meat I've ever eaten. Can't wait.


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206,339 About once a month I log onto an old email account and peruse your naked pictures. Such memories.


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206,338 I can control my diabetes better, but I choose not to. Pass the ice cream!


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206,337 I am so incredibly glad to have found you <3
Never, ever doubt that.
I am looking forward to a life together with you,
even if sometimes I seem scared.


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206,336 I have all the family meals planned out a week in advance. I like to be organized.


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206,335 Hahaha, I pissed off a Millenial ! They can't take any kind of joke. So sad.  


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206,334 I voted with my wife today. While filling out the ballot my wife's pen died. She leaned over to my little voting table and asked if she could borrow my pen when I was done. An election official came rushing over and demanded we stop talking to each other. She said it was illegal. WTF? It's illegal for my wife to ask to borrow my pen? I think voting officials have let their positions go to their heads. I was polite to the voting official, but I wish I had told her to go fuck herself. .


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206,333 Don't stay in your head too long... Its not worth missing what is in front of you.  


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206,332 Ten days ago a dog disappeared. The owner put up signs everywhere. Today I'm walking in my neighborhood and there's an old lady walking a dog that looks just like the missing dog. I didn't piece it together until I got home. Now I'm sitting in my car by the side of the road where I saw the old lady. She'll have to walk him again. I'm armed with my cell phone. As soon as she appears I'm going to snap photos and call the police.


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206,331 My husband is using again. A few months ago, I told my husband he had stop using. I couldn’t take the paranoid rantings anymore and him constantly forgetting everything and needing numerous reminders. He also does this thing when he’s high where he’ll be annoyed about something, then take a comment from someone else and go psycho, but use it to gaslight them. “I’M NOT ANGRY, YOU’RE ANGRY. YOU’RE THE ONE WITH A PROBLEM!”

So he stopped smoking. Suddenly we’re getting along better. He’s acting more even keeled and rational. He was being a normal fucking human again. He said we were getting along better because I “must have learned to lighten up”

This morning, he woke up before everyone, which is usual. I woke up an hour or two later and started getting the kids ready. He asked if I was still going to take the kids to school and then vote before coming home. I said I was still taking them but “probably wouldn’t vote,” I’d just come home after drop off and start working. He immediately launched into a tirade about how I lied to him and deviated from a set plan (funny, because this man deviates from plans I set ALL THE TIME and we’re just supposed to roll with it). Then he started losing it because me not voting means I’m contributing to an election rigging scheme and I’m promoting open corruption.

I calmly asked what was upsetting him. “I’m not upset! You’re the only one stressed out and angry!” I calmly replied that I was not upset about anything, though it was bothering me  that he was choosing to react this way this way towards me over a comment, which is why I was trying to understand if something was going on. I didn’t ask if he was high, even though it was obvious he was.

“You’re psycho! You lied to me!”

Fuck dude. I’m outta here. Everyday was like this for 2 1/2 years and every time I would say I wanted to divorce, he’d talk me out it. Then things were better and I thought maybe there was a chance for us. Nope. Not going down this road again. Later, bro.




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206,330 When I was a young boy in the mid 70's I lived in Brooklyn about a block away from a public park.  I used to go there every day and play.  One day this black kid named Tyrone who I was somewhat friendly with comes up to me and announces "Today is my fightin' day" and tries to start a fist fight with me.  I didnt do a thing to cause it.  He just came up to me like it was his job to hit someone and I was that random person.  Well Tyrone was a lot bigger than me and I was somewhat of a weak kid - a real easy target.  I'd never been in a fight in my life.  So I ran away instead of getting my ass kicked.  

After that I would not go into the park with out a parent or someone to back me up, and I always looked to see if Tyrone was there before . If he was he'd give me a hard look and I would refuse to go to the park.  My parents didn't notice because back then you just let the kids out to play.  For years I did not go into that park. I felt ashamed of my earlier weakness.

Fast forward to today.  I am a proud progressive liberal who believes in equality and understands the inherent racial prejudices in most of society.  I harbor no ill will toward black people or any other minority or disafected group.

But I hope Tyrone died in jail.  That little fucking piece of shit.




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206,328 There are approximately 3.85 billion women in the world.  None of them are fucking me, including my wife.


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206,327 Sneezing is stupid. It serves no purpose and accomplishes nothing.


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206,326 I know a lawyer who drives an Uber to make ends meet.


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206,325 I was married to my husband for 10 years before I knew he could play the flute. It only came out because our daughter signed up to play the flute in 4th grade. She was practicing a scale when my husband took the flute from her and played some classical concerto piece. I was blown away. He said he never told me because what guy ever brags about being a flute player. lol.


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206,324 You are buying a house where the electrical breaker box is under the kitchen sink. Think about that. Something about water and electricity not being friends. Do not buy this house.


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206,323 I'm not proud of this. My girlfriend had a friend from college visit. We all went out to dinner. I spent the night at my girlfriend's apartment. Next morning my girlfriend went to work. Her college friend went into the bathroom to take a shower. I knew the lock didn't work so I very gently opened the bathroom door a crack. I saw the woman naked in the shower. I've never told anyone. It was a totally pervy thing to do. I feel better now that I've posted it here.


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206,322 Affinity aggression and passive aggression induces pedophilia in the individual initiating, affinity being like behavior in the human reptilian nervous system (the medulla oblongata, the unconscious, as opposed to the view of the behavior, the subconscious, the avian brain, the cerebellum).  

Pedophiles holding captives pretend to be helpful while doing the opposite to their captives.  Police, naturally, never toy with anyone in their cell, especially after this capture, lest they become pedophiles.

Unless it's the movie The Cell.  That's why the serial killer is the true winner in that movie.


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206,321 I'm up for election tomorrow..... nervous....


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206,320 If I want to score some coke,  I would ask Hunter Biden Joe to do that.   If I wanted to bang my dead brothers wife,  I would ask Hunter Biden for tips.   If I needed someone to sit on the board and pay him millions if dollars Hunter Biden would not be in the top ten million candidates.   Yeast he hit that money for his influence.   Same with the 1.5 billion he got from the Chinese.   Old Joe brags about his quid pro quo, but Trump is the problem?  The media are lying to you.


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206,319 After my wife stopped nursing, she allowed me to suck her breasts dry for the next few days.


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206,318 Confession time. I once stole some campaign signs. Not because I was making a political statement, but I needed the corrugated plastic for a project I was constructing in school.


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206,317 I backed into a car in a parking lot and then drove away. Sorry, I can't afford to pay for any damages at the moment. I hope your insurance company will cover it.


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206,316 My wife has breast-feed all five of our children. It's both erotic and not, because it's natural, organic, but at the same time, it's naked boobies, and the best food for a baby. Sorry, but I think it's sexy. Well, as long as the kid isn't in the picture. Bear with me, it's complicated. Kids do NOT equate with sexy. No!

My secret:
This weekend, a few friends came over to watch the football game. One was a new mom. As she was nursing her baby, she looked around during a commercial break and gave me a sly grin. She's flirted with me a lot for a few years. When the room was empty except for me, the mommy, and her full baby, she put on a show of drying off her rigid nipples.

I enjoyed the sight of bare boobs. She didn't need to do as much as she did, and I knew within seconds she was doing it to be a tease. I loved it. An accidental peek is a whoops, this wasn't.

Her shirt and bra were up, both of her boobs were fully out on display, and she wasn't shy about showing off to an audience of one. I couldn't look away, and her cheeks were bright red. I didn't hear what she mumbled, but I think it was an invitation for me to have an after-dinner sip.

When she covered up, I walked away.

“Need a chaser after your shot of vodka?”

I stumbled when I heard her question, and I felt my cheeks burning when I nodded my head.

Let's just say that this weekend was great. I don't even remember who won the game. I don't care either way.


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206,314 I stole my dinner last night. I went to the grocery store, got bread, a slice of chicken to make tonight, and a TV dinner for last night. The TV dinner was the most expensive thing in my basket, so I forgot to scan it. That is how I eat on less than $10 for multiple days. This world has failed us, and before you come at me,, I say that as a late-twenties college student who works 40+ hours every week.


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206,313 I have serious concerns for my step-son's job, as he continues to help his dad hide monies in this divorce. His prior assets are for him and his 4 kids (non-marital) and I have made that very clear from day one, and OUR monthly income is marital, and is only to be spent on US and our needs to ensure our quality of retirement life. NOT FOR HIS KIDS! It's all going to catch up with all of them, as the court decides to subpoena financial records.


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206,311 I have a friend who wants to be with me all the time. We had a talk. I told her I needed to do other things in my life. I can't be with her all the time. Now she wants to get together so we can talk about this more. Sigh.


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206,310 I came downstairs this morning for breakfast and was greeted with,

"This bread is good. I don't know where Juniper is. I can't drive my car. Yesterday. There's a mid-term. It's in my wallet. He's a different kind of purple."

She sounds insane right?

No. She's just lazy. She can't be bothered to fill in those annoying in between words to make it all legible.

"The bread is good." I went to a farmer's market yesterday. I bought a loaf of sourdough bread. She had it for breakfast and approves.

"I don't know where Juniper is." Last week a friend called from Juniper, California. He bakes tasty bread. That's the connection to the prior sentence. He asked if we'd like to come for a visit over the summer and go hiking. She doesn't know where in California Juniper is located. (It's in the northern part of the state.)

"I can't drive my car." Her leg hurts. She jammed it while hiking yesterday, that's the connection to the prior sentence. She needs to return a DVD to the library today. She is letting me know I have to drive her.

"Yesterday" We watched the movie "Yesterday" last week. It's quite engaging. This is the DVD that needs to be returned to the library.

"There's a mid-term." Our daughter has an exam tomorrow at her college. She is currently in the library study. That's the connection to the prior sentence.

"It's in my wallet." My wife borrowed my library card. That's the connection to the prior sentence. She wants me to take my library card back.

"He's a different kind of purple." Honestly, I'm still working on this one... I have no idea. Anyone?

Dealing with her is like constantly solving brain teasers. I kind of hate it. I wish conversation wouldn't be so much work. But at the same time it keeps my brain active.


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206,309 When I fart in bed, I first pull back the covers, as if it makes me more civilized.


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206,308 I miss ya mike call me or text me.I dont want our friendship wasted.your just living but what about me.you said we would remain the same but you acting real funny.



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206,307 I no longer live in  a house with a driveway. When I did live in the house winter was such a hassle. I'd have to get out there and shovel the snow. But no more house means no more snow shoveling. The Super takes care of it. You want to know how rotten I am? I'm routing for tons of snow this winter. I want blizzard after blizzard so everyone has to shovel their driveway while I sit inside sipping hot chocolate. Ha ha ha.


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206,306 Apple sucks. Sorry, but it does. I received messages that I needed to update my ios to 10.3.4 or the internet will stop working on the phone as of midnight tonight.  Mine ios version is 10.3.3. I click on the appropriate button to update, and it won't let me. It says I'm up to date. Even though the Apple emails say I am NOT up to date.

So at midnight tonight I think my internet will stop and there seems to be nothing I can do about it.


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206,305 Her anorexia is back worse than ever. I'm going to report her. As her parent it sounds mean. But it might be the only way to save her life.


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206,304 Why does everything have to fight me? Everything. It's going to go my way eventually because I'm always right. Just do what I say when I say because I say it.


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206,303 I’ve been seeing a man.  4 weeks in and I cannot get him to have sex with me. Said at first he respects me too much, so waited. Then he said he has health issues. So scored him some viagra. The pills are untouched 2 weeks later. Then I learn that he does fucking heroin. Now it makes perfect sense, after wondering what the hell was wrong with me, why he won’t touch me.  Ladies, unless you too are a heroin addict, I suggest the EASY lesson, which is avoid men who do heroin.  The mentality spills over into every aspect of life and all you will see are excuses, worthless promises, and being drained emotionally as well as somehow not seeing your money stretch as far as it normally does. He does heroin. I do not. I think it’s time I tell this motherfucker to get away from me before I get taken for a very unrewarding ride over a drug I don’t even do. What a loser!


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206,302 There's a woman who used to bully me on the bus 35 years ago when we were in 8th grade.  She and a 6th grader would make fun of my name.  They'd mock me mercilessly.  It was only for a few months but it seemed like it was forever.  Eventually I had enough and pushed the 6th grader into a wall at school.  The bullying stopped after that.

But God, that mocking name burned into my head.  

Fast forward 35 years later, and we're on good terms like normal adults.  I found out later that she had a terrible home life and a mother who would always tell her she was a mistake and should never have been born.  She was taking it out on me, for some reason, like a 13-year old would.  We don't hang out, but we're always interacting online.  We have a lot in common, actually.

Sometimes, she'll refer to me by that mocking name.  I hate it.  It burns into me and brings back the shame of being bullied.  But she does it so innocently, like it was always just a dumb joke between us meant to elicit laughs.  I think she's just ashamed at how mean she was to me and maybe over the years has decided in her head to believe it was only a playful joke.  On the rare occasions when I do see her, I'll smile and laugh like it was only a joke.

I know it hurts me when she says it, but good lord I'm afraid of the damage it will do to her if bring up what that mocking name really meant between us, long ago.  Kind of an odd situation to be in, trying to protect my old bully from being emotionally hurt.


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206,301 I was told to get a tattoo on my ankle because it's the only place where the skin doesn't stretch and grow. Clever.


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206,300 I'm thinking about voting by absentee ballot because I fear there will be violence at the polls.


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206,299 Whenever I drive a female anywhere - as happens sometimes because a student needs a ride home - I always make sure there is another male in the car. I do not trust women and the lies they might tell.


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206,298 These days when I have those flavored coffee drinks at the place with a store on every corner all I taste is chemicals.  I'm thinking the ingredients have changed in the last couple years.  Yuck, I’ve lost my taste for it all now.


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206,297 For being one the so-called hottest girls in our high school class, getting older sure doesn’t agree with you. Yikes.


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206,296 I do not believe in astrology yet I am pretty much all the qualities of my sign and I have hands down come to the conclusion that no other sign fucks as well as Scorpios. Every single Scorpio I’ve been with has been a maniac in bed. They are known for sexual energy. Maybe I am starting to believe.


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206,295 My love from 1000 miles away is here for a few days. Currently snoozing next to me. He has to be the most wonderful lover I have had or ever will. Not conventionally hot or whatever but my god. Fuck. The physical attraction we share is enormous. The chemistry, the passion, the scents and the sounds we make... it's not something all people will get to experience for themselves in life. I may or may not be destined to be with this man but I am still and forevermore very grateful that he was put in my path 5 years ago and I'm warmed all over knowing that time and distance can't cool off this magnetism we share. Life sucks so much at times and things like seeing him when I can, can make it all worth the continued effort to stick around and keep trying to see more days. I'm so incredibly filled with wonder just hearing him breathe in his sleep and smelling him on my linens. I could seriously just about cry right now out of sheer gratitude towards the universe. But I think I'll instead just see if I can get him interested in my increasingly aroused pussy...see y'all next time!<3


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206,294 My love from 1000 miles away is here for a few days. Currently snoozing next to me. He has to be the most wonderful lover I have had or ever will. Not conventionally hot or whatever but my god. Fuck. The physical attraction we share is enormous. The chemistry, the passion, the scents and the sounds we make... it's not something all people will get to experience for themselves in life. I may or may not be destined to be with this man but I am still and forevermore very grateful that he was put in my path 5 years ago and I'm warmed all over knowing that time and distance can't cool off this magnetism we share. Life sucks so much at times and things like seeing him when I can, can make it all worth the continued effort to stick around and keep trying to see more days. I'm so incredibly filled with wonder just hearing him breathe in his sleep and smelling him on my linens. I could seriously just about cry right now out of sheer gratitude towards the universe. But I think I'll instead just see if I can get him interested in my increasingly aroused pussy...see y'all next time!<3


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206,293 Driving through the desert in SW USA?  Truly fucking horrible things happen in these remote areas and the news stations barely pick up or mention the incidents if at all.  It happens a good bit more than we hear about. Google Terlingua, TX. Do not forget what you read as you travel through these kinds of places. Do not let your vehicle go because you do not at all want to break down out there. Try not to need gas. Definitely try not to need any help from the population of the area. It's pretty chilling to think about this stuff but it probably doesn't hurt to know it. If you find yourself stranded, try to contact AAA or whoever ASAP. Then you HIDE. No local wreckers, no good samaritans taking you in till help arrives. No none of that. There is a decent chance that you'll end up with some variety of Captain Spaulding and the Firefly family and you'll be pretty much unimaginably screwed from there. The west is still very wild. Don't get caught out and keep your gun close. Have a great trip!


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206,292 A strange story.

A few years ago I was driving along an empty stretch of road about an hour from my house. There were no other cars around. There were no buildings or anything. Just the road and woods on either side.

As I was zooming along, I was surprised to see a man standing on the shoulder of the road up ahead of me. He was wearing all black. His hair was gray. He had sort of a distinguished fatherly look. He was holding something in his hand. I couldn't tell what it was.

I continued on my way.

About an hour later I was turning onto the block where I lived. Unbelievably, right there on my corner, I saw the man again. Same black clothing, same gray hair. How could he be on my corner? That was not possible! But it was him.

He was again staring at an object in his hand. I was traveling much slower this time and could see it was a beaded rosary. His lips were moving, as if he was praying. He looked up and his eyes locked with mine. He nodded. It wasn't a freaky scary gesture. It was a calm respectful nod.

Weird.

I arrived home. I went inside. My wife greeted me with a warm hug, which was unusual. Then she told me my mother called to say my father had died.... about an hour ago.

To this day I'm not sure what to make of the man, and the rosary, and the nod.


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206,291 I'm excellent at reading people. I know when they are lying. It's my super power, my only super power.


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206,290 I was in a line for a haunted house last night with a bunch of college-age kids.  The line stretched down a concrete hallway in a converted warehouse that is now a film set and event space.

Not long after we got into line, some drunk young girl behind me started yelling WHO FARTED?!  OMG JERRY DID YOU FART?  JERRY FARTED!  I SAW THAT HUGE ASS PIZZA YOU HAD FOR DINNER!  THIS IS SOOOO GROSS, I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING THROUGH JERRY'S GIANT FART!

Poor Jerry kept insisting it wasn't him, but NOOOO, I SAW ALL THAT PIZZA YOU HAD FOR DINNER! YUCK! JERRY'S GROOOOOOSSSS!

Actually, it was the well-dressed, classy woman in the evening dress and long blond mermaid wig just ahead of the lot of them.  I hadn't eaten anything especially heavy that day, but chemotherapy gives you the WORST flatulence you can possibly imagine.  I only have 2 more sessions to go, thank heavens, because the nausea, constipation, stomach upsets, and chemical-reek farts are pretty awful.

Sorry that bitchy girl was rude to you, Jerry, but at least you don't have cancer.


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206,289 I love seeing young, entitled kids encounter real problems.


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206,288 I'm good to you. Stop taking your stupid fucking jabs at me, or I'll be gone.


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206,287 My friend tells me stories about him and his wife doing wild crazy things. They went to Vegas and hired two hookers to give same-room his and hers naked massages with happy endings. They had a threesome with one of her friends. They went skinny dipping with neighbors in a backyard pool.

I think about me and my wife. She once wore a Halloween costume which showed a tiny bit of cleavage. That's as wild as we've ever gotten.

But then again, my friend and his wife got divorced. Me and my wife are still happily married.

There are trade-offs in the decisions we make.


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206,286 Big storm rolled through the other day. Trees down. Power out in many places. When this happened in the past, I'd go out there with my chainsaw and removed the fallen trees from my street. This cleared the way for the utility company to get to work repairing the downed power lines. My street was always one of the first to get power back.

Separately, I had a jerk of a neighbor. She was so difficult. Last year when a house I liked in another part of town went up for sale, I moved.

I'm sitting here watching the reports of streets still without power after this latest storm. My old street is one of them. The jerky neighbor sits in the dark because I'm not longer there to remove the fallen trees.

I usually wish no ill will on anyone, but knowing she scared me away and now she has no power, well it brings a smile to my face.


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206,285 I dated a guy in college. His friends called him "The Log".

Yep.


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206,284 There's a diner in town where many men eat alone at the counter. They don't seem to know each other. They sit side by side, always looking forward, and never say a word to each other. It makes me sad.


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206,282 If I was in a situation where I had to kill someone to save myself, I would do it without thinking twice.


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206,281 I heard the news.  I hope you're ok.  I'm here for you.  Always, Y.


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206,280 I love how people need to insult or attempt to insult others to make themselves feel better. He is a very short guy who has been trying to lose 15-20 lbs for the last 5 years and getting to the gym. We end up going out to eat a few times a month. His idea of eating healthy is ordering smaller appetizers for his meal with no regard for actual calorie content and snacking on energy bars (which as they say is not much better than a candy bar) all day. We go to a buffet and I go to town, 4 full plates, the difference is, one plate is all fruit, second and third plate is all salad with no dressing other than lemon, last plate is the leanest proteins I can find, no sauces/creamy stuff. His plate and half probably consisted of more cheese and cream sauces than real food. Im willing to bet he ate at least double in calories if not more. I’m 6 ft and 175 on a bad day. He loves to comment how much food I eat compared to him as if I’m some monster. I eat real meals with out snacking most days. I don’t really take offense, but find it amusing for two reasons. One, how he needs to say that to make himself feel better and secondly how he and many others convince themselves they don’t eat a lot confusing the volume of food vs calories.


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206,279 I often walk around the house naked during the day because no one is home. I've almost been surprised a few times with deliveries, but I was quickly able to grab clothing and cover up. Being honest with myself, I like playing this game.


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206,278 These days, no matter what you say, someone is always willing to twist your words into something bad.


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206,277 I'm over 30 and unmarried. In my area that's blasphemous. I'm a spinster. My family is horrified.

I miss kissing and sex and cuddles and late night conversation. But I don't necessarily want to get married. I'm not sure I'll find some guy who'd want me.


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206,276 In our small town they teach sex Ed in middle school. Parents can opt out for their kids. In my daughter's grade only one mom pulled her kid out, she was quite vocal about how her daughter has impeccable morals, a strong relationship with Jesus and their family is very conservative whose kids will wait til marriage. No need to teach filth to her precious daughter.
Guess whose daughter is spending her senior year walking the school halls pregnant?


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206,275 My wife bakes lots of cookies. They are always burned. I know why.

Back story: My wife doesn't listen to me. She can't focus on what I'm saying for more than a few minutes. She also can't follow the plot of a movie, same thing, she can't focus on the story line for more than a few minutes. My wife reading a book? It would take hours of concentration. So it never happens.

Enter cookies. Cookies need to be baked for 12 minutes. Far too long for my wife's attention span. She puts them in the oven and then forgets. 20 minutes go by and I smell something burning...

She is not old. She is not senile. She is lazy. She doesn't like to tax her brain within anything complicated. Things that go on for more than a few minutes, well that's complicated.

This is my life. No she wasn't like this when we first married. Over time she's grown into this role. She knows that I'll do things that need to get done, so she shuts her brain down and listens to music while others take care of things for her.

There was one time we had harsh words. The next day she told me she wanted a divorce. I said fine. I said we should start living separately. She said no, we should get divorced but continue living together. Why? So I can keep doing things for her. She couldn't even focus on the idea of divorce long enough to understand what it meant.

Why don't I divorce her anyways? Because I'm a sap. I think she'd end up homeless and wandering the streets if I'm not there to take care of her. I hate it. But this is my fate in life. Til death do us part...


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206,274 Fuck all this shit. In the end I’m sure to be unlovable. Why else would it be unavoidable to walk away? Whatever the excuse is...the result is the same.  Not me, not your concern, not us, not today, not ever but maybe if things are (whatever is not in my reach) someday.


There is no someday. There is no him.


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206,273 I have a pain in my right side. I'm certain it's liver cancer.

A few days ago I had a headache, I was sure it was a stroke. Luckily it cured itself. A miracle!

But now this liver cancer thing... I can't win....

(Ok, maybe I'm a hypochondriac.)


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206,272 Oh BEN—help me figure out how to show you that I am falling for you. It’s so very pure and simple in my heart, my thoughts, my wishes for you to feel and see your life evolve some each time you wake up to a new day. You have respect for my body/my personal needs...and I have nothing to offer you except very good intentions. All good. I just want you to feel as loved as you could ever imagine. I’m getting there a bit each day and it isn’t so scary. I hope you could live with knowing you are causing my cup to run over with this feeling. Please let me show you how good it feels to know you. I can love you and it will be for real and for you to have me by your side. I want to love you and I want you to feel the same for me. I think we are getting there and I hope you are ready for something REAL AND SWEET.


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206,271 Schools are educating our middle school children on the right way to have anal sex and how to put on a condom. WTF?

From the curriculum for middle school students:

"How to put on and take off a male condom. Carefully open and remove condom from wrapper. Place condom on the head of the erect, hard penis. If uncircumcised, pull back the foreskin first. Pinch air out of the tip of the condom. Unroll condom all the way down the penis. After sex, before pulling out, hold the condom at the base, then pull out while holding the condom in place."


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206,270 Tonight my boss who is also a friend, playfully smacked my butt. He's always doing things to "joke" with me. Poking me, grabbing my hair...basically acting like an immature guy. Tonight he crossed the line. During his playing, he grabbed my breast. I was shocked and he just laughed it off. What bothers me is that I don't feel any guilt about it because I feel I should... He's got a fiance and I have a moral obligation to tell her which means there goes my job...


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206,269 6EQUJ5

Not a typo. A signal received from space. Something's out there.


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206,268 I hate when people tell me what to do. Like my co-worker and I will be having a conversation about whatever. She'll mention a book. Then she'll tell me to google the name of the author. Why should I google the author? She is telling me about the book. If she thinks the name is important to her story, SHE SHOULD LOOK IT UP, NOT ME. This is a repeating pattern in my life. People get me to do things for them. I'm too polite.


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206,267 When I find out who u are.... I just might call the cops


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206,266 I'm really disappointed for all the lying you've  done. You damn well know I'm not a child molester. Is it the Catholic school you went to that has you in this way? You're my cousin, not my child. Plus if you consider the age I was when this all happened, it's called child'splay. And all this violent telepathy is somewhat of an insanity case.


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206,265 I'm really disappointed for all the lying you've  done. You damn well know I'm not a child molester. Is it the Catholic school you went to that has you in this way? You're my cousin, not my child. Plus if you consider the age I was when this all happened, it's called child'splay. And all this violent telepathy is somewhat of an insanity case.


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206,264 Someone posted on Facebook how it's not important to have a college degree, claiming you can still be smart without going to college.

A guy responded bragging how he only has a college diploma.

I cringe in embarrassment for him. The entire town knows the guy's house is in foreclosure, he's in default on his property taxes and income taxes. In short, the guy is a mess.

Yet he's gloating how he never went to college.

Okay....


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206,263 I feel so bad for people who are always worried about climate change.  You might get hit by a bus tonight. Don’t worry about what MIGHT happen IF the models are right this time. Live your life today. You may not be here in 12 years.


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206,262 I can recall very specific details of my dreams almost every night - which is both a blessing and a curse.

I have really vivid, often lucid, dreams. Often times, I question in my dream whether it's reality or not, look down at my watch to note the time, then quickly look again and the time doesn't make sense. That's how I know I'm dreaming. If time doesn't work correctly, I know it's not real. So then I know I'm dreaming, and I'm in full control of what I do (not what everyone else does though). 90% of the time, my first reaction is to find the closest female and start trying to have sex with her. As a female in a hetero marriage, I live out fantasies in my dreams. That part is great.

But then I have dreams where I'm not fully aware I'm dreaming, and they are vivid and sometimes haunting. I dreamt my niece died in a car accident. I dreamt my husband cheated on me and wanted a divorce. I dreamt my landlord decided to evict us without any notice. Dreams that leave me feeling haunted or with anxiety, sometimes for days, because they mimic my real life so closely and seem so real. The raw emotion I have in the dream carries with me into the waking world. So I'll call my niece and make sure she's okay, talk to my husband and tell him I need extra love today because the dream I had makes me feel a certain way towards him. I have to process my dreams in reality, that's how real they seem to me. This part feels like a real curse.

The only thing that seems to get rid of the dreams is smoking weed right before bed. It makes the dreams muddled and I don't remember them as well in the morning. I wake up feeling foggy which is sometimes better than feeling like I'm emotionally recovering from events in my life that never happened.

No one I know dreams like this. Blessing and a curse.



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206,261 There is a relative that complains about struggling when she has an iPhone, a car in a city you don't need one, and gets her nails done all the time. You can want nice things and work for them, but don't complain you struggle when you want the best of everything. You can get a cheaper phone plan, you don't need a car where you live, just stop. And she's one of those people who has big dreams but I feel is an excuse as to why she failed... Like it would be so hard to reach that dream anyway so she can just say that was her ambition and sell the sob story. Shes way outspoken, complained to her mom that she can't be what she wants to be because she has to work. And if her mom was able to pay her bills she would have the time to study. Um no shit, that's everyone. She lives at home, you can scale back and work part time if you really want to be that professional. Shes just good at making you feel bad and having a sob story meanwhile lots of people go through the same thing and do what they have to do. Don't blame your mom. But I do have a few friends where I noticed a running theme of big aspirations but there's always an excuse. When you have big aspirations it's hard to get there and no one expects you to, so it's easy to sell that as your story as to why u didn't succeed. I think it's bs. And I'm not big time but I'm not the one complaining trying to get sympathy.


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206,260 I OD'd oh ativan and propanolo last night. I didn't die but I spent hours outside falling over and having hallucinations I let my phone and my dog outside but everyone is fine. I hope non of my neighbors talking to me. And but am I bruised up from falling over.

I'm still dizzy and can barely type, Interesting experience.


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206,259 Having children is so fucking stupid right now I wanna scream at all my friends who are doing it. Forget about whether the planet can even support the people we already have on it for much longer, or that making a whole new person in a first world country creates bigger carbon footprint than anything you could possibly buy or do. We still operate under the christain dogma of be fruitful and multiply, so whatever goes in the minus column people just ignore it because the plus column says "OMG babies are so cute and nothing matters except making your own and focusing them to the exclusion of everything else."

See, nothing is really your problem after you have kids. You don't have time for abstractions because the most important thing to you is caring for this helpless, wailing creature. As it should be, but that doesn't absolve you of making a responsible choice in the first place. Ever notice that whenever there's a flood or fire or something people flip immediately from "these are my kids and society can't tell me how to raise them" to "I have kids and society needs to help me meet their basic needs." Fuck. That. If you choose to have kids but you're in a situation where you're knowingly exposed to climate change or if you could be made destitute by losing a single job then you're being selfish and short-sighted and making the problem worse. And yeah, that's most people - most people shouldn't have kids, that's just where we are right now. Put aside your goddamn egotistical need to justify your life by making another and focus on helping each other get through the environmental catastrofuck that everybody justified ignoring in the first place by saying they were all too busy worrying about their precious children.


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206,258 The last 3 months of the year, I wish I could be put in a medically induced coma. I despise the holidays, with a capital "D". Yes, it's because I did not have a happy childhood. Knowing it does not/ cannot change the feeling of revulsion I experience with everything holidays-related. This stuff is way too deep-seated. Every year I tell myself, try to do better this year, and every year I miserably fail.

This year is not going to be any different, I can already tell.


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206,257 I'm learning Gaelic on youtube. No one knows. My dream is to learn the language and then move to a tiny Irish village. I've had enough of my current rat race life and so-called friends. I will disappear and they will never find me. Slan leat.


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206,256 heY. i haven't forgotten about You. things have been strange at home. but i do have divorce papers in hand.
text me - You know when.


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206,255 I despise the English.


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206,254 Such a selfish society now. you posted a Selfie of YOU, saying "thinking about my friend in the hospital".
You fucking asshole.


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206,253 a friend thinks her everything is the biggest and most difficult and the most.  She thinks her struggle is the hardest, her sex is the best...she said to me about a guy "you may have bigger boobs but he couldn't handle me," she's the nicest but also the strongest willed, "I don't tolerate no disrespect" and the type to think it's okay to call everyone on their shit when she's not perfect by far.  She's so full of herself it's too much..


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206,251 Why isn't there a pill we could all take to make our poop smell better?


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206,250 I went to visit my nephew and his family. Oh boy, his wife, what a head case. She is so mean to her own children. You'd think she'd lighten up a little while I'm there. Maybe she did, and what I witnessed was her trying to be good. But when I'm not there she is even harsher with them. Those poor children!


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206,249 Then there are the people who get on the facebook forum to ask if anyone knows the phone number of a local business. Wouldn't it be much easier to simply google the phone number. It's a business, they have a website. The truth is, these people ask dumb questions on facebook because they are lonely and this is the only contact they have with other people in town. Sad. Get out of your house people. Go join the gardening club, or volunteer at the church.


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206,248 I don't understand how people live such isolated lives in the desert. I see houses in the middle of nowhere. Nothing for miles around. Not only must it be lonely, it must be scary as hell. You'd be so vulnerable. Some nut case could show up at your door and mutilate you and no one would hear you scream.




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206,247 If the Whitehouse doesn't put that diplomat's wife back on a plane to England - to face justice for allegedly running over a young man - then I will not be voting for Trump.

Join me in my quest for fairness.


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206,246 Next Sunday I turn 66. My full retirement age. My wife is 4 years younger than me and has no medical coverage so I have to keep working for another 4 years. I love her madly. She won't get a job with benefits. She's actually thinking of quitting and taking early retirement. Yet I have to keep working. I thought I would be okay with that but I'm starting to resent it should it happen. She likes to remind me that I can't retire yet. I'm tired and my knees hurt. I want to go home.


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206,245 I go on social media and can pick out the women in their 20s or so who love sex.  Women with lots of tattoos, or who smoke, or who post mostly pictures with their boobs hanging out and their ass on display.  Women who have had boob jobs and opted for the a set of tits that are way out of proportion with their body size, too.  You get to a certain age and it's obvious what they're signaling.

So I'll start chatting with them.  After a while I'll get a little more personal with them.  I find out how many guys they've had sex with.  It's usually over 20, a few over 30, and about two or three over 50.  They might tell me stories about their encounters and sometimes they'll send me naked pictures.

This goes on for months, even years.  I'll get bored and often cut down on the communication.  And then all at once, and out of nowhere, they'll block me.  It's like they like engaging with a guy and telling them all about their sex lives, and then suddenly they realize they're not socially-acceptable pristine virgins, and then they take it out on me by blocking me.  There can be a gap of six months going by where I don't chat with them, and then I discover they blocked me.

I guess I made them realize that they like sex, and that society frowns on that or something.


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206,244 I wish I'd much sooner realised what a healthy relationship looks and feels like.
At least I've finally found my forever creature ϰሪ'


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206,242 I watch porn and masturbate a lot. I do it more when I’m stressed or depressed - which is all the time now. It’s become unhealthy and it was starting to interfere with my life. So I stopped cold turkey 2 weeks ago. I’m struggling but I’m going to try stick with it. I’m thinking I get this under control then I can work on the drinking, when I have that out of my life I can get my job in line, when I get that right it’s on to the big one - the relationship. I’m probably doing this backwards. If I fixed the relationship the rest might  fix themselves. But I don’t know how to do that. If I get stronger in the other areas maybe I have a chance. Maybe not. We’ll see.


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206,241 She decided it was time to get a computer of her own, instead of using mine every now and then. I don't think she ever does much on a computer. I've only ever seen her check her emails. But fine by me if she wants to get her own computer.

She said, "How do I find out more about buying a computer?"

I said: "I told you the other day, go to Google."

She said: "I did, but I didn't see anything about computers."

I said, "What? Of course there's stuff about computers."

She said, "No there's not."

I said, "Show me."

She grabs my keyboard. She goes to the Google and says, "See. There's nothing here about computers."

I look at Google's white homepage. I look at her. I look back at Google. I think no. No way. This isn't possible.... the internet has been around for 20 years and she doesn't know you have to type something into the search bar and hit "enter"...

People like this do exist. She's like the lost soldier you hear about every now and then who has been living in the South Pacific jungle for 50 years not realizing the war was over long ago... except she lives in suburban New Jersey.


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206,240 A guy gets on FB and announces he's been getting calls where the caller is asking for "Joe". The guy then asks the FB community if anyone knows who Joe is.

Really? You think this is the best way to figure out who Joe is?

How about asking the caller who Joe is?


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206,239 I'm still sad you let other men spank you but not me.....


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206,238 I know this isn't possible, but it's still spooky. I used a new kind of soap today. Irish Spring. It smells really strong. I get to my desk at work and check my emails. Immediately an ad pops up for Irish Spring. I know Big Brother listens to what we say on our phones, but can someone please reassure me that Big Brother isn't also smelling us!


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206,237 My husband's approach to our relationship:

Yell the accusation, whisper the retraction.


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206,236 People! I don't get people. I was driving along a roadway towards a T intersection. There was a car in front of me at the STOP sign. I gently stopped behind him and waited for him to turn either left or right. He didn't have a turn signal on so I couldn't tell which way he was going. So I waited. And waited. After a minute I could see he was flailing his arms and using a certain hand gesture. Huh? Was that directed at me? He rolled down his window and made the hand gesture again. There were no other cars at this intersection, so yes, it was directed at me.

I tried to figure out what was upsetting him. I didn't do anything wrong. I was simply in the car behind him. Strange.

He then turned to the left. Okay good, hopefully whatever this was will be over. But he stopped in the roadway just as he completed his left turn and started flailing his arms again. I still didn't understand what he wanted from me and why he was so angry. He then put his car in reverse and started backing up. So as much as he turned to the left, he was now on my right and going backwards down that road. Now that we could see each other face to face, he gave me his favorite hand gesture again.

I took the opportunity to turn to the left to get away from him. He then turned left onto the road we had both just come from. Oh? Was that it? He wanted to turn around in the intersection and go back on that road? I was supposed to know this? That's what flailing the arms mean? In his head he thought he was justified in giving me the finger because I missed the universal arm flail signal for "Hey, I want to break a bunch of traffic laws and you're in my way." Got it. Except for one thing -- after I turned left through the intersection and he turn back onto that road to continue back from whence he came, he overlooked one small detail -- it was a one way road. And he was now going the wrong way on it.

As much as it was only 3 in the afternoon, I can only assume alcohol was involved.




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206,235 A plane crashed in the lake. Several people on board died. It took rescuers a week to locate the bodies. Sad story right? But all I can think about is how that lake is actually a reservoir - meaning we've been drinking water with dead bodies in it. Think I'll be using bottled water from now on.


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206,234 I don't think i ever loved you, and definitely never loved you like you loved me, but I sure miss the fucking you used to put on me. You should give lessons on how to eat the pussy


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206,233 I actually like giving my husband head. I like getting on my knees or laying down while he fucks my mouth. He actually doesn't realize how fortunate he is, because from talking with my female coworkers, there isn't a single one of them who sucks dick for their husband without expecting something in return.


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206,232 I weigh almost 300 pounds and have hsv. No man would want to take me on even when I do lose all the weight. The potential to gain it back is still there.

I've lost 16 lbs so far but I'm still a whale. And I still have to disclose the hsv.

Dealbreakers on their own. With both, why even bother?


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206,231 When I allow myself to really feel, it's overwhelming how sad I still am. I was waiting on you to come home. You ignored me and came home to her.

I wish you hadn't made plans for a life together when you knew it wouldn't happen. I wish I had been so gullible to think you cared for me.

I truly did love you. That's what hurts most of all.


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206,230 Sometimes you don't want to watch the chef make the soup....


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206,229 My ex friend is starting a new job today. I am tired of watching her skate thru when she cuts so many corners that other people have to fix.

I can't say anything bc people think it's just bc we aren't friends anymore. But it is WHY we aren't friends.


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206,228 Someone at the gym today wore nothing under her gym shorts. She must know we can see everything doesn't she?


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206,227 Our roof started leaking. We needed a temporary fix so my darling hubby climbed up on the roof a nailed a plastic blue tarp over the area. It looks ugly, but my hubby tells me it's only temporary. Unfortunately, when he says temporary he means it will only be there 5 to 10 years.


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206,226 I'm drinking again and wish everyone would leave me be


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206,225 So many lies being told in upcoming town elections. Just blatant untruths being fed to the voters. Do candidates have no shame? The lies are all from the republicans. I'm a republican. I'm disappointed.


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206,224 I asked you to be charge of planning the trip because I know you're unlikely to follow through. That way I won't have to see you.


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206,223 I worked at a tech company with a few dozen employees. There was an open policy on hours, you could work whenever you wanted. It was a good system but it required us to be honest. The company hired a deaf woman. This was hard on us. Projects took longer because we had to communicate in alternate ways with the deaf woman. But okay, we put in the effort to make it work. After a few months though the boss fired her. Turns out she was cheating on her hours. She was working 30 hours and claiming 40. This greatly disturbed me. Like really, we were bending over backwards and putting in extra effort so she could be part of the team. Her way of thanking the company was to essentially steal from the company by faking her hours. I've always remembered this about disabled people. Everyone wants to help them, but they can be bad people just like everyone else.


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206,222 Employers dont like college students for some reason. Each time I mention attending classes I always lose a job. Always get told "it's not working out..." even after they mentioned I was one of their best employees.  The classes dont conflict with the schedule at all but alas I lose the job. Other employers ask me why I dont have a 4yr degree.  Well... I work and try finishing up schooling but I always lose the fucking job... that income keeps me going to classes... I have to drop classes if I lose the job.... Maybe keep me instead of firing me and I'll finish the degree.

Morons...


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206,221 I wonder if people are mean in online forums because there's something else bothering them in their personal life. They lash out at "virtual" strangers because they had a fight with their wife, or their boss said something disapproving. Not very mature if you ask me. If you are mad at your wife or boss, talk to them about it, don't come after the rest of us.


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206,220 My conversations with friends is always me asking about what they've been up to. They never ask what I've been doing.


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206,219 I’m so sad and I miss you so much that my heart hurts...


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206,218 I wish I had done more with my life.


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206,217 Post on Facebook from a narcissist:

"I'm so humbled by the outpouring of support today from so many of my online friends. I feel so loved. Thank you all xoxo."

She made a post about I don't remember what, and 4 people liked it. Yes, feel all that love....





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206,216 When I met my now mother-in-law and sister-in-law for the first time, one of them made some comment and they both laughed, then looked at me expectedly, like I should be laughing, too. As I awkwardly smiled, my sister-in-law said, “It’s from Friends.” “Oh,” I replied. “I’ve never seen Friends. I actually don’t watch a lot of television.” They looked incredulous. “Are you serious?”

That was seven years ago. They’ve spoken to me maybe a handful of times since.


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206,215 Taking a wiz in your wife shoes is funny! It got me thinking as to the strangest place I've ever peed. I once did it in the dressing room of a department store. I was desperate. I had no idea where the bathrooms were. My bladder was about to exploded. I had no choice. I dashed into the dressing room and peed on the carpet.

I'd love to know the strangest place other people have peed...

Please add yours.


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206,214 Someone put up an obnoxious political sign on their lawn. It said "Democrats will destroy our town." Local republicans posted a picture of the sign on their page and gloated.

I copied the photo and posted on the town's large Facebook page. I asked if these signs were really necessary. Or would it be better to be polite and stick to discussing the issues. I also asked if anyone knew where this sign was located, it wasn't clear from the photo.

I was trying not to offend anyone, so before posting the image, I used the microsoft paint program and the spray paint icon to blur out the word "Democrats". I didn't want anyone to think I was being political. I explained all this in my post.

Many people left comments. Most agreed with me, there is no need for hateful signs.

But one guy commented and expressed his anger. He was upset that I used spray paint to ruin the sign. He said I was falsely asking where the sign was located - because I obviously knew where the sign was located when I was spray painting it.

Uhmmmmm.......

Several people commented. They politely explained that the sign was not damaged and that my "spray painting" the sign was vitual and only existed on the computer screen.

I mean really? This had to be explained to this guy? I try not to be mean, but I didn't know some people had such a poor understanding of how reality is different from the online world. Kind of scary.


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206,213 I prefer jerking off in front of my wife as opposed to intercourse. I see to her needs first. Once she is satisfied, I jerk off while she watches. I think she likes this too because it's less work for her.


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206,212 I'll tell you a secret. One time my wife bought an expensive new pair of shoes. It made me so mad because we didn't have the money and she didn't discuss it with me first. So I did the most immature thing of all time, when she was asleep I peed in the shoes. Over the next few days she noticed the smell. She tried to blame it on me. She said I must have done something to her shoes to make them smell bad. It was so easy for me to look at her funny and say, "Your shoes smell and you think it's my fault? No honey, when your shoes smell it's because your feet smell. You can't blame anyone for that except youself."

Very satisfying.


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206,211 What's happened to the world? There is such negativity everywhere. Everyone is looking for a fight. I hate it. I want nothing to do with all this political BS. It's destroying us. Another year til the presidential election? I don't think we're going to make it.


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206,210 A couple years ago, I bought a house.  I called the electric company to have the service transferred from my apartment to the house on settlement day.  The following month, I received a bill for electric service at the apartment.  They insisted that I'd stayed another month at the apartment.  Why would I do that?  It was a couple months of back and forth before I finally had to go to the apartment and get a letter saying when I moved out.  BUT it ended up on my credit report.  Then I had to go through hoops to get that taken off.

A couple months ago, I switched phone carriers.  My bill was way too high, and even though I'd been with them for 15 years, they wouldn't cut me a break and also had added services that I hadn't requested.  Anyway, since I transferred my number, the new carrier informed my old.  The very next day, I started getting near-daily emails from my old carrier, with monetary offers to come back.  So they very clearly knew that I was no longer with them.  I paid my last bill and thought that was that.  Wrong.  I just checked the email associated with that account, and I see that they've been charging me for phone service.  As of now it says I owe around $600, and to log on to my account to see my bill.  The thing is - I can't.  Since I no longer am with them, I no longer have an account.  I really don't need this shit right now!  Get it together, people!


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206,209 Sounds insane, but I wonder if I am reincarnated from a time 1,000 years ago. I have visions of living on a small island and speaking Gaelic. Stangely I know a few phrases of Gaelic but I don't know how these are in my head.


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206,206 My husband’s existence is comprised of promises he doesn’t intend to keep and half-assed apologies when he’s called out on them.


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206,205 My wife finds fault in everyone.


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206,204 I'm loving this. His wife is a gem. She's one of the kindest people I've ever encountered. She constantly in the news for all her kind acts. Her husband is very wealthy. He's funding her kind acts. I sense he's doing it reluctantly. His donations to her causes, while in the million $ range, are still small compared to his wealth. Now it turns out they are getting divorced. I'm told he had an affair. I feel bad for the wife. She deserves only happiness. But okay, he'll have to give her several hundred million dollars. All of which she will use to find more kind acts. I could see her living in a cheap studio apartment above a hardware store if it means she has more money to spend on kindness. That's the type of person she is. So I love it. Her divorce means she will help so many more people. I hope the husband is beside himself with frustration knowing she's going to give away so much of his money.


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206,203 Apparently Rudy Guliani's phone butt dialed a reporter. So the reporter wrote a scathing story about it. I wouldn't have taken the same approach. If someone accidentally called me and said things I wasn't supposed to hear, I would deleted the unintended messages.

I wonder what would happen if this new breed of reporter was walking by a woman's house late at might and he could see her getting undressed through a gap in the curtains. I guess he'd hide in the bushes and watch. Not me. I have more dignity and more respect for others. I'm not a piece of scum.


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206,202 He told me he left me money in his will. Then he pressures me to come to his house everyday to take care of his chores. He doesn't realize I wasn't looking for a job. And I certainly can't be bought. I'm going to pass on the opportunity to be his slave labor. I'm disappointed it has come to this. Funny thing, if he had just asked nicely - with no money involved - I would have come over to help.


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206,201 I don't know why but fighting with my husband makes me horny as shit for him. Like not just to the point where I can masturbate and I'm good. No I want to fuck him and be fucked and suck his dick. He is the only man I have ever wanted to fuck after being mad. Is that a good thing or bad ?


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206,200 I gave your wife her first orgasm....wonder how it feels never to have satisfied her in all the years of marriage?


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206,199 Yes, you ARE my best friend. BUT, your 17 year old dirty daughter tells me how she wants my cock when she turns 18.
So, yes, I'll have to do that.


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206,196 My son went to school with a boy who I viewed as trouble. His parents often clashed with me over parenting styles. I taught my child kindness. My child learned to be responsible about studying and getting along with others. The child of these other parents was an immature oaf. He bullied kids. He did poorly in school. Yet his parents insisted they are raising their child the right way, while I am ruining my child.

Both these students are now in college.

My child is on the Dean's list.

This week the parents of the other child were called to come pick him up from college. He was thrown out for substance abuse.

Some people in life have a twisted attitude that they are perfect. Yet their son gets thrown out of college. I don't gloat. I don't scold. I just shake my head and move on.


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206,195 When I was a kid I had three vaccine shots. Kids today are expected to get close to 100 vaccine shots.  But wait a second, I didn't get all those extra shots and I didn't come down with anything. Nor did anyone I know. So why do today's kids need the shots? I'm thinking it's all about the profit margins.


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206,194 I don't love my wife. I tell her I do though to keep the peace.


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206,193 My bf is trying heroin for the first time tonight. Hmm, I'm not sure what to think about it. My immediate thought is him getting addicted and ending up dead.


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206,192 I went on a date tonight with a man who told me the story of him buying a couch. It was a long story. I kept waiting for some interesting twist which would explain why he was telling me about his couch purchase. But in the end there was nothing interesting at all. He bought a couch. Next.


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206,191 I have never tried illegal drugs.


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206,190 I shot a huge load today. My wife was jerking my off with one hand. She licked the middle finger on her other hand, jammed it up my ass, and started furiously thrusting in and out. It was intense. Then she said, "I picture me sucking on your cock while a stranger's cock is in your ass. I want him to cum in there. I want him to moan and shoot his jizz inside you..."

That's all it took. Biggest load I've shot all year.


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206,189 Husband texts me.

Him: Can I tell you a secret?

Me: Okay

Him: Okay is a way of dodging a question. The only acceptable answers are yes or no.

Example #973965 of how my husband causes unnecessary drama.



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206,188 I am livid, scared and suspicious, all at once. I have a neighbor two doors down. Their dog was found dead yesterday. It drowned in their in-ground swimming pool even though there is a cover on the pool. Theirs is a very upscale property. The pool cover is first rate and is held onto the slate with metal pins. There is no way their large dog could have squeezed under such a taught fitting cover. It's almost as if the pool cover was pulled back, the dog jump in the water, and then the pool cover was reattached, drowning the dog.

I sound like a conspiracy nut right? Who would do such a thing? Crazy right?

But last year I let my dog out as I did every night. It came back a short while later. But by an hour after that my dog was puking.  Another hour went by and my otherwise healthy dog was dead. We were devastated. Next morning, I'm going out to work. My neighbor was outside. This is the house right next door.  Unprovoked, she called over and said, "Say, where's your dog this morning? I didn't see him go outside? I hope everything is okay...."  Like What the fucking hell? No one knew my dog had just died. How did she know to say that?

Her house sits between my house and the house with the drowned dog. Yeah, it sounds crazy to think these dogs were killed, but it's also crazy that two dogs on either side of her house died such strange deaths. One more note, she hated our dogs and said so often.


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206,187 I bought a new car. I feel like I need a shower after dealing with the sales force. Why are car salesmen so shady? We settled on a price. The guy showed me a final tally. I wrote out the check when I realized he made a mistake of $1,000 in his favor. Yea, like that was an accident. I'm sure he does it with everyone and hopes they don't notice.


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206,186 I lied to everyone.


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206,185 My wife and I rarely have sex. When it does happen it's only because I arrange it beforehand and it requires some kind of barter where she will agree to sex if I agree to give her X.

It gets worse. Even though a deal is struck, she will 100% try to pick a fight just before sex begins. She digs down and complains about something ridiculous like last year went went on vacation to Europe and we spent 10 days in Italy and she now tells me she wanted to stay 11 days and it was selfish of me not to give her the extra day. Something absurd like that, oh I see, I took you on vacation to Italy for 10 days but I'm a terrible person because it wasn't 11 days, and she never mentioned it before until sex was about to begin. Got it.

She has no shame. She wants to cause a problem. She'll stop at nothing. And even if sex happens, it is then spoiled and has a bad vibe. Why are woman like this?


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206,184 I can only get a Facebook account if I have a mobile phone? That's dumb. I don't have a mobile phone.


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206,183 I love my wife too much. I didn't know there could be such a thing. It's not good. It's very bad. I obsess about her and where she is. This isn't healthy for either of us.


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206,182 Well I had a good job that I got fucked out of. I told people that if I lose this job then I will lie on my resume. Well I lost the job. Now time to lie on the resume and make it into the most bullshitted resume I can come up with.

I was Operations Manager at previous jobs. Senior Manager at another. Exaggerated accomplishments all around! Saved each company millions of dollars. How are they gonna really check all of that?

Oh and the no college degree is now a Bachelors in Business Administration! I even drew up the diploma look myself. Made transcripts to back it up. School closed a while back so it wont show up in a background check.

Im tired of seeing people make 70k a year or more while I lag behind at 34k. Im gonna lie on this resume now. Ive lied on it before and got away except for this last job. Now I will lie again. Time for success bitches!!


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206,181 Pretty sure I am about to be fired-and its my fault. Just a couple of dumb mistakes. oh well.


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206,178 Me, "Why do you looked pissed?"

Her, "Because you never responded to my text today!"

Me, "I didn't get a text from you."

Her, "Yes you did!"

I show her my phone. No text.

She shows me her phone.... There's a text asking "Would you like to go out tonight for dinner?"

But I point out she didn't send the text to me, she sent the text to the electrician who did some work on our house last year.....

Her, "Well you should have responded anyway!"

Oh.


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206,177 I hated having a cleaning lady come to my apartment because I always thought I should clean up before she arrived. I'd be embarrassed otherwise. But then what was the point of having a cleaning lady??


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206,176 I THINK THERE HAVE BEEN MURDERS BECAUSE OF THINGS POSTED ONLINE. THE POLICE JUST HAVEN'T MADE THE CONNECTION.


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206,175 I am a very average overweight middle aged woman. However, I am married to a gorgeous man. I am definitely punching above my weight. He is absolutely in love with me.

My friends always remark about how he just looks at me. They are jealous that this handsome man is totally smitten with me. I am sure they wonder how a woman like me snagged a guy like him.

It's simple, really: I keep his belly full and his balls drained.

Men are simple.  


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206,174 You are an egomaniac with an inferiority complex. Yup that’s you.


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206,173 I don't remember the things I do anymore so I keep notes. Did I pay the bills this month? I check my notes. Getting older is sad.


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206,172 I still don't know if I'm supposed to wipe my butt while standing or sitting.


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206,171 I'm entirely awkward being me.


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206,170 You know to get a dog to love you? Bacon. Lots of bacon.

You know how to get a wife to love you?  No, either do I. I tried the bacon trick but nope, it didn't work.


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206,169 I never post pictures or anything about my husband on social media. I’ll post about the kids or things with friends or whatever else. But not him. Interestingly enough, no one ever asks why he’s not in any of the pictures, or if I post story, no one asks what he thought or said. Good. I want people to forget I ever married him.


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206,168 I've been experimenting with my wife without her knowing. She has always been reluctant when it comes to sex. She'd do it, but only once every few weeks, and only if I really pushed. Her typical excuse is that I don't treat her well. It's a made up excuse. It sounds good when she talks to her friends. But I have always been very kind and helpful to her.

But that said, I've been trying an experiment for the past three months. I turned on turbo mode for niceness. I have jump through hoops for every one of her desires. I take care of all the chores, and I mean ALL the chores. I take her out whenever she wants. We go on many more trips recently. I encourage her to pamper herself with manicures and massages. And so on.

Do you know how many times we've had sex in the last three months? Not once.

Pressuring her results in sex once every two weeks. Being over the top nice to her results in sex never.

Women, you want to be treated better? Then you need to react better.


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206,167 I'm a good contributor on Facebook. My posts are interesting and create much discussion. Every so often there is someone who completely twists what I post. Ad a result I blocked them. It takes them a while to realize, but eventually they get it. The whole town is talking about some topic I raised, but the blocked person can't participate. Aw. They contact me, or get someone else to contact me and ask to be unblocked. I ignore them. This is their payback for being a jerk. Sayonara bad person!


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206,166 I have been avoiding my husband in the bedroom for two weeks because I think I might have contracted an STD. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.


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206,165 There's NOT "Sex Addiction" as far as when people are caught sleeping with multiple men/women.  That's called "you are as good as your options"!
If I were a Celeb, I'd also be fucking a bunch of hot women, willing to give it up to me!  Most people would, if you are being honest.

Sex Addiction is more looking at porn all day, staying inside to masturbate all day, etc.


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206,164 My wife never misses an opportunity to embarrass me. In a group setting she will bring up private info which isn't meant to be shared with others. I'm very tired of her passive aggressiveness in our marriage.


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206,163 It can be decades later and some adults are still bitter they never went to college.


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206,162 No 111, I got that gift, kind of, this afternoon. The first time I looked, she pulled away. The second time, she did it on purpose. I got almost a minute while she played with the cat. It makes me wonder if she read your post.

I get a few peeks a year. I wish they would actually show me instead of the hint.


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206,161 More about my non-cooking wife. On Saturday my wife said she would make dinner. I don't remember the last time she cooked. It's been years. I make dinner every night for us and the kids.

She said she'd make a chicken and rice dish. Great. She asked me to drive her to the market. No problem. We went around the aisles. This was a new world for her. She was fascinated with a number of food items. We picked up chicken and rice. She also saw the fresh made gourmet butternut squash soup. And the peanut butter cups. She wanted them in our cart. Again no problem.

We returned home at about 6 pm. I left her to it in the kitchen. I went and sat in the study to do some work. An hour went by. She didn't call us for dinner yet, so I closed my eyes to snooze. I woke up at 9:30 pm. I didn't mean to sleep so long. I remembered about dinner. What happened? Was she still not ready? I went in the kitchen. No activity. Nothing was cooking. I found my wife in the family room watching TV and drinking wine. There was an empty bowl of butter nut squash soup in front of her and many empty peanut butter cup wrappers.

I asked what was going on with dinner. She said she wasn't hungry, she was good, but thanks for asking. I explained I wasn't asking if I could make something for her, but that I thought she was making dinner for the rest of us and where is it?

She said oh, um, yeah, um, she decided not make dinner after all, so she had soup and chocolate.

But what about the rest of us? She offhandedly said we should order out for a pizza or whatever we wanted.

So this was my wife's once in a lifetime offer to make dinner for us. It meant no dinner for us, but she ate just fine.

I just shake my head and continue to take care of our kids with the hope that one day my wife will recognize how selfish she is.


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206,160 My wife tells me I buy the milk incorrectly. I get it in the one gallon plastic judge. She instead insists I get it in the half gallon cardboard container. I can't do anything right.... She's so patient to allow me to continue to do all the shopping and cooking....



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206,159 I'm sitting with the only man that claims me as his own daughter, knowing that I'm not his, and he has heart surgery thursday.
I'm afraid that this will be the last time that I see him.
I love him and I'm scared.


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206,158 I'm sitting with the only man that claims me as his own daughter, knowing that I'm not his, and he has heart surgery thursday.
I'm afraid that this will be the last time that I see him.
I love him and I'm scared.


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206,157 I feel like Al Bundy.

My wife booked a room at a hotel for us.  I know what that means.  She wants sex.  From me!  

Im not sure if it's her obesity, my age, or my raging addiction to internet porn - or a combination of all three - but I could not be less interested.

I love her though, so I have to perform.  Time to double up on the Cialis.


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206,156 You finally did it. You killed yourself.  It was like gut punch to me knowing that you did it.  I cannot remember know how many times I stopped you before but this time, I wasn't there. We had our bad times which were very bad.  Our good times were wonderful.  I had to leave you behind because of how bad it got.  The visions and the memories are hitting me left and right.  You were in my dreams the week before you killed yourself, I was wondering why, now I know.  I am so sorry, I never stopped loving you or caring for you.  I just wanted you to become better.  Jesus, this is painful. I cannot think, I cannot properly function but I have to process all of this.  It is so sad that you thought this was your only option.  But kudos to you for sticking it to your exe wife. Now she has blood on her hands for pushing you over the curb.  I just wish you could have understand that she wasn't worth your life, but like you said, if you were dead she couldn't get any more of your money.  Now she can't.  The day of your death, she was in court trying to make sure her name was on your life insurance policy, go figure huh. Then they stuck you with contempt of court for maintenance not child support but for maintenance support.  Then they tried to impose a 60 day jail stay for $500 of arrears of maintenance. Then they requested for you to find things to sell off.  It was a bunch of shit, it really was.  Of all of the times she took you back, she never once brought up the life insurance policy but on the day you killed yourself, she did.  Totally screwed up.  I will continue to process all of this but dammit right now, it is painful.  


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206,155 I had been talking to him for over a month, this man that came back into my life after a long hiatus.
I’m in an unhappy marriage, I thought what the hell, I’ll respond.
He tells me he loves me, has always loved me...on and on. Wants to see me. Says he’ll wait as long as it takes.
I don’t see him. I am hesitant. A bit afraid of what would happen if I did.
Then I get a message from him asking me what I did over the weekend. Not much.
I ask the same. He tells me he went to the theme park. All fine. As conversation processes, he reveals he went with a teenage girl. Yes, a girl. He says he dare not touch her. I say well, depending on the age it might be illegal! He says she just turned 18. (A lie? Perhaps.)
Ok. At this point, I’m done. Done ever speaking to him again, borderline blocking his contact at this point.
He’s got a teenage daughter. He’s almost 50. He has no business even considering messing around with a teenage girl. It’s disgusting. I am so, so glad I dodged that bullet and never let him touch me, never saw him in person.
This is why I know being single would suck so bad at this point.


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206,154 Is google hangouts a scam?
Is every girl on there not who she says she is?


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206,151 I miss feeling the curve of his thick cock hitting my spot when I rode him. I hope some day I can feel it again.


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206,150 I think Meghan Markle is wanting to come home.... that was quick!


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206,149 I'm still mad that the Hulk didn't get payback against Thanos. What a gyp.


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206,148 I've only dated outside my race. I've been attracted to men of the same race but have never wanted to sleep with them. I think it's bc I was molested as a child.

I don't know how to explain this without sounding awful or racist or like I'm fetishizing men of another race. I've been to counseling but I'm still just not able to view same race men I'm a sexual way.


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206,147 She would've been 7. He would've been 5. Two perfect little people I couldn't carry. I'm sorry. I wish I could know what you would've looked like and what your personalities would be.

I carry extreme guilt for not being able to make it to term.  I cannot carry it anymore. It's too heavy.


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206,146 From my experiences skinny guys have longer dicks. Maybe they body had excess building supplies because it didn't make all the extra muscle and fat, so it used those supplies to add to the dick.


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206,145 I think a couple should have some living together alone time before the next stage...sometimes you can't help it if a sick parent has to move in though.  From what I've seen, things usually work better when a guy moves with a woman's family, than vice versa.  I have friends who had to move in with their boyfriends or husbands families and it's always a problem.


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206,144 Cuffing season is here. I'll be alone again. I'm tired of pretending it's fine. Mostly it is. But I'd like some company every now and again. Sex would be nice.


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206,143 So hot when a woman is on her knees sucking you.


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206,142 I saw a story a few years ago about man who ran in the NYC marathon. Fifteen minutes after he crossed the finish line, he collapsed and died of a heart attack. He was young, like in his 30s. Every time I finish a run, I think about this for the next 15 minutes.


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206,141 I loved taking you in the ass while you were standing. Tough to find someone who is the perfect height to do that with


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206,140 I miss spanking you, I don't miss the drama however


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206,139 I’m married and I miss getting fucked.


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206,137 Uh oh. The feeling of wanting someone new is creeping in. What I had with the last person was a nice balance of emotional and physical


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206,136 My wife must be exactly like everyone else. She is insecure in this way and she takes it to extremes. When my wife's friend gets a cold, my wife get a cold. Even though they live 500 miles apart and haven't seen each other in years. Of course my wife doesn't have a cold at all. But she says she does so her friend doesn't get all the sympathy.


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206,135 My orgasms are stronger when we do it standing up. I'm not sure why. It could be the newness. Or it could be more neurons are firing when standing as opposed to lying down, and those neurons are then more sensitive to the orgasm going on in my body and they join in.


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206,134 I reported a fake profile to Facebook after a personal attack was made against me. Facebook reviewed and allowed the fake profile to continue. Oh I see, fake profiles on Facebook are okay. Great to know. I'll make as many as possible now and then make personal attacks against innocent people.

What a twisted standard on Facebook. Anything goes I guess, as long as it adds to the advertising revenue.


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206,133 Someone called ignorant for using the word dark to describe some of my features, I have dark natural black hair and I get tan and get very dark in the summer . Apparently someone found the word offensive.  Seriously some people these days get offended over nothing .


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206,132 All the stuff that my ex-wife did to make me angry doesn't have a lasting impression. At the time, I just tried to get along for the greater good. The greater good: I don't wish I could go back and change anything, but I appreciate what we had, very much.
I used to repress those memories. I have no one to share them with. That family is gone. It was just too painful. But I appreciate it now. So much bad with the good, but the bad doesn't negate the good.




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206,131 I found out my wife has been forwarding my emails to her friends. Some of those emails were intimate words meant only for my wife. Some were harsh words meant only for my wife. They were not meant to be shared. I'm disappointed in my wife and feel like my trust has been violated. I'm sicked by her friends too. Didn't anyone have the common sense decency not to read these private messages? Fuck all of you.


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206,130 i've been saving up since yesterday morning. this is going to be a magnificently satisfying poop.


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206,129 What if a person doesn't like broccoli?  Should they be criticized? Is it anyone's business but their own that they don't like broccoli? She we insult them and say there's something wrong with them if they don't like broccoli? Or should be give them the space to not like broccoli?

Ok.

Now is it wrong if I choose not to like gay people?


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206,128 I don't need a thank you after all I do. But it would be nice to hear sometimes.


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206,127 My friend's wife wanted to go to the All Star baseball game with the family. It was impossible to get tickets unless you had season passes. So she spent $14,000 to buy season tickets. She only wanted to go to that one game so her plan was to sell off the tickets for the other games. But she was lazy and put no effort into selling the tickets online or anywhere else. She sold none. When the All Star game came around, turns out there was a family function she didn't want to miss, so she never went to even that game. $14,000 and she and the family got absolutely nothing for it.

The kicker, she never told her husband about any of this. He only realized months later when he saw money missing from their bank account and he forced her to fess up.

They are now divorced. All because she wanted to go to a baseball game. Life is weird.


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206,126 I have a friend traveling abroad. We've been texting several times a day every day. Then as of three days ago everything stopped. I keep texting her but she doesn't respond. It's not like she's mad. We've been best friends forever. This is not like her. I'm getting worried.


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206,125 Had a dog for 4 days. Hated it. Gave him away. No guilt. Bad dog.


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206,124 Weirdness happened at work. I'm not sure what to make of it. I work in a small office. It's connected to the boss's house. There are 4 people working here including the boss. It was lunch time. The two other employees went out to get lunch. I was alone in the office with the boss. He comes over to my desk and informs me is going to take a shower. Then he stands there silently for too many seconds. Like what was that? His wife wasn't home. The other workers had just left. He tells me he's going into the house part of the building to take a shower, as if what, do I want to join him??? No I don't want to join him. It was weird. But I'm not sure if he meant it that way. But why is he telling me he's going to take a shower at all? I don't need to know. In fact it's kind of gross how he's letting me know we've been together in the office all morning and he hadn't bathed yet? Yick.


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206,123 My mother doesn't love me. She never has loved me. It's been the biggest heartbreak of my life. I dont know how to heal from the from of this. I want to move on but every interaction is a reminder.


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206,122 I always watch action adventure movies. But sometimes I get roped into watching a chick flick. I'd never admit it out loud, but the chick flicks are actually quite good.


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206,121 When my wife sneaks out without telling me where she's going, it's because she's buying drugs.


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206,120 I saw him for the last time. I know that, he knows that. Next time I see him he'll be in a coffin.


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206,119 I have been a fan of Trump, but what is this, he's choosing to hold the next G-7 meeting at his resort in Miami. Um, no. Even a supporter like me can't get behind that idea. What the heck is he thinking?


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206,118 Should tribes be allowed to kill seals to save salmon?!? This is in our news in town today.

I think we keep too many PEOPLE alive. People do not need to live till 100! Let them die!

Theres too many people in the world. This is shit!


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206,116 Katrina I will never know why you blocked me but I hope your life gets filled with happiness and good memories.  I did actually love you. I hope it continues to go well for you. Sincerely,  K.


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206,115 It was a beautiful trip.  Now back home to the lie that we are the perfect couple.


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206,114 I love it when people made wrong assumptions then when they find out the truth they look/feel stupid .  A few months ago I got really sick and I sounded like chronic smoker on the phone even though I have never smoke on my life , so this person assumed I was a smoker and a drunk (I don’t drink either and haven’t on 15 years) imagine when she found it I’m neither of those things . The stupid $&&$& reaction it’s priceless, sorry I don’t have any vices the only thing I’m addictive to it’s donuts /muffins but to my luck I’m also addicted to exercise .


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206,113 3 years ago I was fat.  I had a disease that made me gain weight.  I couldn't help it.  Nothing I did to lose weight worked.  It was out of control, but eventually my doctor recognized the problem.  I changed my diet and suddenly the disease got under control.

And I started losing weight.  I've probably lost 50 pounds of fat.  I didn't have to do anything, just stop eating the bad food, and my hunger went away completely.  I'm returning to how I was before the problem started about 15 years ago.

The thing is, I was a very attractive guy before the disease hit me and the weight started.  But I was young, and looked young.  I got sick and fat and just looked awful.  Now that I'm older, I have the salt and pepper hair and my blue eyes have lightened a bit.  My friend told me I'm starting to look like Paul Newman, but with nicer eyes.

But the change in attention from women in just the last 2 months alone... talk about a sea change.  I'm catching beautiful women staring at me.  Strange women used to keep a polite social distance, and now suddenly they're standing next to me and "accidentally making physical contact" with me.  Two women on the airplanes next to me, resting their arms and legs up against me on the trip.  That never used to happen.  The woman on the subway this morning stood right next to me when there was plenty of space around us, and every time the train moved a bit she would back up against me.  The other woman on the subway who started touching my hand on the subway - I didn't know what to do.  Even the more conservative young women I work with will stare into my eyes now.  Not to mention that they are seem a lot more patient with me now.  

You notice the difference when this happens, especially when it's all at once.  Makes me wish I was single again, but at least now even my wife has started paying attention to me.  


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206,112 I know he loves me.  He just doesn’t want to touch me.  I miss the passion I had with you.  


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206,111 I got into trouble last night, but also got the nicest gift of the year. A sister-in-law and I were petting the dog, and I took the easy and rare chance to look down her shirt.

Another SIL noticed and got angry, which led to my wife yelling at me too. For liking a peek at a bra. The first SIL excused herself and went away while her sisters were telling me what an ass I was.

A few minutes after they were done, the first lady came back out and apologized for her sisters being jerks and gave me a hug. Then she played with the dog for about ten seconds.

She had taken off her bra, and I got an awesome view! Best gift of the year!!!

Her face was red as hell when she left, but her smile matched mine.

Thank you!!! I wish more women did this.


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206,110 After my husband of 11 yrs. drained our joint savings down to $200.+, he then had divorce papers served on me. He never allowed me to have a credit card in my own name, so when I went to borrow for my lawyer fee, my credit score was "0". My 1 retirement income and my SS income was not even enough to cover 1/2 of my lawyer fee. They regretted turning me down for even the $1200. loan and said I will have to ask someone in my family to loan me the $3,000.00. He also told his lawyer that I would be able to pay my own lawyer fee. The credit union said I could easily and quickly bring up to a good credit score through them and not have to go and get a credit card. I just have to come up with $500.00 to get this done. Now, they tell me! I have been retired for 15 yrs. and haven't needed a loan or credit card, since I have always been so good with money and very frugal. That's probably why he wanted to marry me, as I am not into buying anything new or no luxury items for myself or this house.



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206,109 He makes art.
I make babies.


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206,108 Dear Swedish little bratty kid - STFU now - your 15 min of “coached” yapping about the environment is over...   go get a job flipping burgers at Wendy’s or something


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206,107 My boss was on a plane last night during a storm. I was hoping his plane crashed.


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206,106 My bathroom walls were moldy. I painted over the mold. Who knew mold would grow right through the paint. I hate living here.


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206,105 Yesterday the Dems went crazy about Trump's letter to the President of Turkey. They said Trump was unhinged for sending such a bizarre childish cease fire rant.

Today the President of Turkey agreed to a cease fire.

Dems were wrong again.



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206,104 I had the misfortune of crossing paths with a county bureaucrat, which wouldn't have been my first choice.
On multiple occasions, speaking freely, I referred to her ilk as 'you people', which she had, as a racist's mandate, to take as referring to her skin color, like they owed the term, .. deserved that term.
As I'm 'too white' for her liking, then she rebuked me on those multiple occasions. I guess it doesn't matter to her that I have a reason to despise gub'ment bureaucrats, and not any particular 'race'.
Can it be true? - That there's a lower life form than a government paid employee?


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206,103 If I ever date anyone again, I would love if they'd write me a letter. I don't know why but I feel so great reading their handwriting. Closer to them almost. Doesn't have to be a love letter. But I wouldn't mind if it were.

I would love a letter more than any gift.


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206,102 My husband thinks I am so generous for giving him my blessing to pursue his hobbies. He loves to golf, fish, hunt, etc. He has friends who are married to women who "won't let" their husbands go, because they (I guess) should want to spend every waking hour that they aren't working with their wives.

Truth is, I enjoy the time alone when he is gone. I love him to pieces, and wouldn't take anything for him or our marriage, but sometimes I just need to be alone


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206,101 We are dog sitting. Today the dog is sick. My wife is concerned. She contacted the dog's owner on vacation. The owner is concerned. They are thinking it could be a kidney infection or maybe the dog has stomach cancer. They are being way too dramatic. I'm the only one not concerned. Maybe the dog's illness has something to do with me secretly feeding him two large bowls of ice cream last night. I can't tell my wife and the owner that though.


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206,100 My college roommate from years ago is now certifiably mentally ill. It's difficult to interact with him. He says completely off the wall shit. He can't see people unless he eats an avocado. He also can't hear people unless he is eating noodles. Stuff like that. He can't work. He's too far gone. His wife takes care of him. I'm not kidding, she keeps a stash of avocados and noodles in the refrigerator so when friends come over and want to talk to him, he can see and hear them. I'm not sure this is a good approach. It feeds his illness. It makes him believe it's true what he thinks. But I'm no expert. He has been to many doctors. They put him on meds. Nothings seems to help the situation. It's his brain deteriorating. Apparently there is no stopping this disease. I feel bad for his wife and what she has to deal with 24/7. She's a good egg though for sticking by his side. Sorry, this is not much of a secret other than life can suck sometimes.


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206,099 OK, fine, I blew a .081% and had to attend some DUI presentation where the main speaker was some hot looking, 20-something gal.
Not knowing where all this was going, she confessed to leaving a restaurant, drunk out of her gourd, and rolling the car, ejecting 'her man' out, as he died on the scene.
No matter how hot she was at first, I couldn't resurrect a boner as my life depended on staying away from this man killer, hot or not.

- I think DNA may be have something to do with it.

God forbid would the roles have been reversed, and how many speaking engagements would not have been in his inbox.


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206,098 I will leave him after I've spent all his money.


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206,097 Suzanne Somers sitting naked in a field. Whoa. She is hot as ever. Fuck the trolls who say otherwise.


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206,096 Without knowing her background, I would have considered that Monica Lewinsky attractive.  Combine her good looks with her "experience," that now puts her in the "Hot" category, in my judgment.  Damn HOT!!!!


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206,095 Millenials can be so butthurt.


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206,094 I know a nasty woman who is trying to start a business where she promotes local stores online. I'd like to shop local, but she's such a horrible person that I don't want her business to succeed. I have contacted two of the stores so far and told them I can no longer make purchases there if they continue to associate themselves with this bad woman.They didn't respond. But no matter. I won't shop there. And I continue to spread the word to other residents. The stores can ignore me, but they are losing business, it might be a small impact, but they are still losing business. This is my personal attempt to make the world a better place.


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206,093 Frankly, I'd do more housework if I was getting more sex.

I know my wife would say I have it the wrong way around but we've tried that for two decades so I figured why not try something new.


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206,092 My son came home from school with a 100% on his math test. He was so proud. I took a photo of him in the kitchen holding up the test next to his smiling face. I sent the photo to my wife. She was out with her friends. She texts back, "Are those dirty dishes I see in the sink???"

Sigh.


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206,091 As predicted:

"At Tuesday’s Democratic presidential debate, candidates Andrew Yang and Beto O’Rourke endorsed decriminalizing opioids, including heroin, as a way to control the drug epidemic that has ravaged American communities."

Legalizing marijuana was only the beginning. Here comes the decimation of all the boundaries. We will become a lawless society with no focus except personal pleasure.


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206,090 My brother-in-law will bring a sandwich into the bathroom and eat while sitting on the can.


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206,089 The name I use to have saved in my phone for my husband was a pet name.
Now it’s changed back to just his actual name, first and last.
I use to brush his hair back from his face each night and wrap my arms around him.
I use to think about what he liked and cook it for him for dinner.
I use to fold his clothes and make sure he always had clean underwear and socks.
I use to keep oil by the bed, along with my vibrator.
I use to shave my legs and lotion up my body, and brush my teeth before bed just in case we kissed, or in case he held his body close to mine.
I use to massage his back when he complained of it hurting.
I use to wake up early and make him coffee while he showered, write him love notes and send him nudes.
I don’t do any of that anymore. It’s been absorbed by my heartache, it’s been knocked out of my lungs.
Apparently none of the beautiful things I did made any difference. He still cheated. Well, those women can do all of those things for him now...although they won’t.
They just wanted the money. None of them could have known how precious this human was to me, himself included. It’s all too late. I’m closed.


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206,088 I won’t have sex with him until he gets angry.
I want to be spanked.


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206,087 I'm afraid to go swimming in the ocean. I'm afraid to fly. I'm afraid to exercise. I'm afraid to eat food coming from a dented can. I'm afraid to get a shot at the dentist. I'm afraid a car in the oncoming lane will swerve into me. I'm afraid wild animals have rabies. I'm afraid to go to a public movie theater, there might be a gunman. I'm afraid to have sex with a stranger because I'd catch a deadly disease. I'm afraid of walking near tall buildings because someone could drop something from a balcony and kill me.

Other than these slight quirks, I'm pretty normal.


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206,086 I picked up a fare tonight at the airport. She got in my cab and said a few words to me. Then she started texting. She texted for the entire ride back to her house. When we arrived, she went inside without saying a thing. I had to take her luggage out of the trunk and bring it to her. She didn't even say thank you.

Oh wait....

I'm not a cab driver....

This was me picking up my wife at the airport....

It sure felt like I was a cab driver though....


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206,085 My place of work created a mandatory group for all of us to join to discuss work-related marketing efforts. Fine, whatever, add me if you must. Now they're specifically tagging people in posts and insisting on participation as well.

"We really want to hear fro Jane, Bill, Nick, Sally, and Sarah on this!!"

Because Jane, Bill, Nick, Sally, and Sarah haven't been participating enough. And they want to highlight that.

I have enough BULLSHIT to deal with in my already WAY TOO LONG work day. I am seriously beginning to look for another job because I can't deal with how invasive this one is. It is literally seeping into every aspect of my life. What should be a 40 hour a week job is now my lifestyle. I hate it. This thing is just the straw breaking the camel's back. I feel like I'm the worst person, but I legitimately may delete my social media over this.


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206,083 Just because you lost me as a friend doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I’m bigger than that. I still want to see you eat. Just not with me.



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206,082 I saw an amateur porno clip of a woman getting ass fucked. It came across as very home spun and real, and therefore very good. That is, until the guy pulled out. He zoomed the camera in on her ass with the cum dripping out. But all my eyes could see were the puss-filled herpes sores on her anus. Talk about a boner killer. No way in hell will I ever slept with anyone but my wife.


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206,081 When people post online, instead of showing their IP address, forums should show the poster's IQ. It would be much more helpful in understanding who to ignore.


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206,080 If I have to lie on my resume to succeed in life then by all means that's what I'll fucking do. I have zero problems doing that. I'll fucking put effort into winging it and learn much as I can. Time to do this!


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206,079 Used to be that if you were black and a cop pulled you over, you got shot and killed.

Now they skip a step. You don't have to be driving. The cops will just shoot you right in your home. I guess it's easier for the cops that way. Doesn't tie up traffic or anything.


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206,078 There are days I get up for work. I fly to Chicago. I have a few meetings. I fly back to New York. I get home by 10 pm. And my wife has no idea I even left. She never asks about my day. I never tell her.


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206,077 Hey, girl I used to date. "date". as in sex, but hide her from others, never take out: quit reaching out to me, because you are in a boring marriage.  I have a much hotter woman now. One that has good skin, a GREAT smelling pussy, is not a sociopath, and is actually sexy.


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206,076 Today, out of nowhere an ex girlfriend from 4 years ago texted me an emoji of a broken red heart (she broke up with me). I'm hoping this is some secret sign she wants to get together for a quickie. But more likely I think I was just butt dialed.


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206,075 I hate when there is trash in a shopping cart. Throw that shit out when you are done using the cart. Why should I have to do it. Yuck. I don't want to touch your trash.


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206,074 I like when I bump into someone and they use my first name. So often I bump into people and they say Hey, but without saying my name. It makes me think they don't know my name. Even though we've been "friends" for a while.


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206,073 I would end my life if my spouse left me. I shouldn't be so dependent on my spouse for companionship. I should seek out other people. I know this. But I do nothing about it. I need help on this.


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206,072 I gave away my car because it needed a $500 fix and I was fed up. The person who took the car spent the $500 and now they have a working worth $5,000. I'm an asshole.


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206,071 I walk my dog around the neighborhood late at night so I don't have to pick up after him.


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206,070 Secret: A blue candy bag at Halloween means the child has autism. Please have patience if the child doesn't say "treat or treat" right away.


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206,069 Coffee?


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206,068 Hopefully tomorrow will be life changing for me...


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206,066 My male friend at work tells me about the sex he has with his wife. I tell him about the sex I have with my husband. We share very graphic details. Like his wife enjoys his finger up her butt, that kind of thing. I think it's fun and harmless to talk about this at work. It makes the day go by faster. I'm not sure our spouses would agree tho. LOL.


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206,065 I think they sprinkle magic in a chick-fila sandwich.


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206,064 I’m living a secret life. People who don’t know me would be shocked to know what’s going on with me. To others, I look like a happily married person. Married a long time, lovely children and grandchildren. We have a nice house, cars, and good jobs. All looks pretty on the outside. Looks good on paper. The us that people don’t see is that we have separate bedrooms, don’t have sex and don’t talk to each other. I’ve had opportunities to change things but it seems like too much effort to start over.


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206,063 It's very hard to love my wife. Sne's no longer warm and gracious. She has become bitter as she aged.


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206,062 Every time I speak to this one guy he answers obnoxiously. One day I'm going to lose it and punch his teeth in.


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206,061 I have no idea where my wife is. She's not answering her phone. She's been out of touch for hours. She promised to be home two hours ago. This happens often where she can't be located for hours. I'm starting to wonder........


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206,060 Sometime in the mid 80's I began to collect porn. I had a bunch of video tapes. Then the DVD's came out and I bought some of those. I have had my porn stash now for about 30+ years. Most of it you just can't get again. Some great amature tapes and some other fetish tapes that are way old, but were so super hot. The VHS tapes were sadly useless as the last remaining VHS player I had broke, and they do not even make the VHS players anymore. The DVD's are also out of date, since I only have one DVD player and its in the livingroom where my kids watch TV.  I had my old VHS tapes and DVD's in a box in my garage where no one would see or find them for years, unused and unwatched. I have since moved on to internet porn like everyone else.

Yesterday, when everyone left the house and I had the place to myself for a few hours I took the box down and I went thru the tapes and DVD's. I reminisced about the excellent porn I had watched through the years and the thousands of times I had rubed it out to those tapes and DVDs. I also wondered what had happend to the people in those tapes and dvd's. It occurred to me that for many of them, mine might be the only surviving copies.Not that many of them would want that stuff still around - I mean theey are probaly old by now.

Then I put them all in a big bag and drove until I found an dumpster and threw them all out.Its getting too risky to keep that in the house as the kids are older and might find that stuff.How embarasing that would be!!

Sigh - Goodbye 80's and 90's porn.You served me well.


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206,059 You have no idea how much I missed you babbling about nothing


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206,058 My mom's nurses aide informs us when she has to poop. "I must sit on the toilet now and take a shit." Too much information.


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206,057 he cheated and we're trying to work on it. I can't stop thinking about his deception and lies. I never know if he's telling me the truth anymore. I dream about it and I think about it all the time. Its been two months since I found out and my heart still hurts so much.  I don't know how to rebuild this and I'm starting to wonder if I should even try


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206,056 I cheat right under his nose. I wish he'd catch me already and be done with it.


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206,055 I woke up early today. I stayed in bed.  I reached over and rubbed my wife’s clit for about and hour as she drifted in and out of sleep. She was soaked by the end of the hour. Finally when it was time for her to wake up I got her vibe and put it on her clit. She exploded. Her whole body clenched then relaxed.


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206,052 I love my husband. I cheated on my husband. What the fuck is wrong with me. I make myself sad.


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206,051 I grew sunflowers this summer in my garden. The flowers were massive. They ended up producing thousands of sunflower seeds. I've now taken those seeds and sprinkled them all about town. I'm hoping next year there will be sunflowers sprouting up everywhere. It will be a mystery and the townsfolk will wonder how it happened. But I will know and smile.


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206,050 I define myself by the worst thing that has happened to me.

Stupid. Asking for it. Dumb to be walking alone late at night.

I am that girl.


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206,049 I'm waiting for WW III to erupt in my house. My daughter has been using up the family data plan. She sends endless photos to her friends. They are all in high def and use a ton of data. I've asked her multiple times to switch to a lower quality image mode. I sent her instructions how to do it. She ignores me. We are two days into our new month of data and all the data is used up. So 10 minutes ago I logged into our wireless account and disabled her phone service. I wonder how long it will take her to realize her phone no longer works. I'd guessing another few minutes. Then the war will begin.


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206,048 I'm afraid of my brother. He has an explosive temper. We tiptoe around him at family gatherings so as not to set him off. We might be in the news one day: "Family found dead at Thanksgiving table in murder suicide."


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206,047 If you have pink hair I can't take you seriously.


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206,046 Getting back together with your ex is like trying to shove a turd back up your ass hole!! Yeah I remember why your my ex now! Didn't change just a bigger mess than when I left!!


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206,045 I met up with my ex who I hadn't seen for years. After a couple drinks she's ready to fuck. I'm like ok I guess until she got naked and her pussy stunk like rotten shit!! My dick wasn't going to let me fuck her after the smell filled the room!! Ugh... Sorry got to go!!!!


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206,044 I'd like to fuck my ex one more time. She's married now. I wonder if she'd go for it. I think I'll send her a text and see how it goes.


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206,043 A person made a post on facebook about school spending. I commented and pointed out it's filled with misinformation. It's not the subjective type of misinformation. It's factually wrong. He did the math wrong. He divided by 100 when he should have divided by 1,000 (the units were in thousands). His conclusion that we spend too much is absurdly off by a factor of 10. We don't spend $200,000 per student. We spend $20,000 per student. As do most towns around here. I don't fault him on his mistakes. I merely point out the miscalculation and tell him his conclusion is therefore wrong.

What does the OP do? He comments and says he stands by his math - we spend $200,000 per student which makes us higher than any other town. Thirty other people like his comment.

Dialog is not possible with these people. Facts don't matter. Math doesn't matter. People are stubborn and their egos don't allow for mistakes. Once we get to this level there is no hope. We will arrest someone with no facts. We will run someone out of town with no facts. We will hate with no facts. Nothing matters anymore if we can't accept the facts.




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206,042 I love to shoplift. My favorite is going to the self checkout and only scanning about half of the shit. As I walk to my car, I go over in my head what all I got for free and how much money I just saved


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206,041 A neighbor just went to jail, on a ton of charges and will be gone for a long time. Prostitution, drugs, multiple theft charges, etc. She had her 14 year old daughter taken away by DHR because of her "activities". She in turn, owes DHR thousands of dollars in child support. We live in an affluent neighborhood where all of the houses are very nice. Her house is approximately 4,000 sq ft, and has always been a really nice place. However, the house is absolutely disgusting She had began to pile junk on her driveway not long before she was arrested, and was cited by the city for it being an eyesore. She was arrested last week, and left a dog in her backyard. We have been feeding it, and went to our vet and got her a flea pill because she was infested with fleas and sores from where shed been itching and biting. Today, we went to feed her, and the front door of the house was open. We timidly went to the porch and looked in. THERE WAS TWO CATS INSIDE! It was also obvious the door had been kicked in. We called the police, and they came in and determined nobody was inside, so they let us in to retrieve the cats who had been inside since MONDAY since she was arrested with no food or water (6 days). The condition of that house now is like nothing I've ever seen. If you'be ever seen Hoarders the TV show, it's exactly like that. Infested with bugs, junk everywhere, drug syringes, rotten food scattered in every room, and the smell will knock you down. I cannot believe this is how she was living. I used to know this woman very well. Visited this home many times. It was always so nice inside. I am still in shock

That being said, She has a closet full of high end purses. Most likely stolen, since several of her arrest charges was for theft. She has at least $5,000 worth of purses. She owes thousands of dollars in fines but can't sell some of that extremely expensive stuff?


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206,040 For a long time I have felt as though the universe has put me where I needed to be. I had plans and goals and things I worked toward, but in the end most of them didn't work out.

My friend and I were going to a dance club, but the line was really long and she needed to use the washroom, so we left the line and ducked into a little bar to use the Bathroom... and I met my future husband.

I didn't get into the graduate school I wanted (it was a VERY competitive program). I ended up in a different school in a completely different country because that's where I got in and it was the best two years of my life.

After graduating, the company that offered me a job determined what city I settled in and what became my area of expertise.

Overall, I had some choice and there was a lot of hard work, as well as some talent. But the vast majority of the deciding factors in my life were pure coincidence and luck.

Now I am losing the job I have had for over a decade. I'm terrified. I don't know what to do. I may have to obtain some additional education or move to another city or possibly even go into a different field. I'm trying to trust that this is an opportunity for positive change and that wherever I end up will be where I should be. However, I find I don't have that faith anymore, at least not like before. I wonder when I lost it. I wonder what is going to happen to me.


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206,039 My kids are on fall break. It technically started yesterday (Saturday) and will go through tuesday, then they'll go back Wednesday. I am seeing so many pictures and videos of people at the beach. I had to work this weekend (I'm a nurse) and I work tomorrow (Monday), so Tuesday is the only day I will actually have off with my kids. Seeing all these pics from the beach makes me feel like shit because my kids' fall break consists of the same crap we always do. Maybe I'll take them to a movie Tuesday or something. I truly feel like complete shit for not being able take them someplace nice.


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206,037 The diplomat's wife who ran down the young man in England, we should send her back there to receive a jail sentence. What bullshit that she can flee the country and doesn't have to face any consequences. If it was me who did the killing, I'd stay and face the consequences of my actions. But I have morals and a sense of responsibility. Obviously this diplomat's wife does not.


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206,036 If you like a mean FB post, you are just as rotten as the idiot making the post.


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206,035 I love the way dogs get so excited when they haven't seen you in a while. If only people acted the same way...


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206,033 I know a girl. She was lackluster in high school. She didn't put in the effort to study. She went to football games and drinking parties. Her one thing was she had a job working at the local movies theater. This is so she would have money to buy clothes and go out partying.

After high school she went to college. It was the state school an hour away. It probably cost her $25 grand every year for four years. I heard the parents came up with the money by getting a second mortgage.

She graduated a year and a half ago. She has a degree in "business", what ever that means. She got herself a job. Guess where? At the movie theater. She is once again selling popcorn at the concession stand. It's the same job she had in high school.

So let me ask you, what the hell was the point fo going to college and racking up  $100k in debt?

There is no point to it. College is not for everyone.


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206,032 An observation. When my wife goes away on a trip I never hear from her. No calls, no texts. There is no communication from her until she's getting on the plane and wants to make sure I'll be at the airport to pick her up.

At first I thought she's mad and not speaking to me. But it's something else entirely. My wife is very needy and self centered. When we are together she constantly tells me what I should be doing for her. She tells me to go to the store for her. She tells me what to clean for her. She tells me what food to make for her. That's the level of our "conversation". It's always her having a whim and then telling me to make it happen.

But when she's on vacation without me, I'm useless to her. She can't demand I go fetch another drink for her. She can't tell me to find a restaurant. She can't tell me to find something in her suitcase. In short, she has no reason to speak with me because I'm not there. Instead she gets her traveling companions to do these things for her.

The end result is that she doesn't talk to me at all during her trip. She views it as a waste of time. She focuses on her new slave labor.

Very telling. It helps me see more clearly the way she treats me. As an aside, a funny thing I've noticed, she goes away a lot. But never twice with the same friend. I think the friend on each trip gets it. Their vacation is spoiled by my wife's constant demands, so no one ever travels with her twice.


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206,031 You must spend a good part of your day searching for memes to post on Facebook. How about saying something in your own words rather than plagiarizing others...


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206,030 I very rarely understand other people's anger.


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206,029 If you have never been diagnosed with cancer, then you have NO RIGHT to tell any cancer patient what to do with their lives; how to treat, or what to eat, or how to live. Fuck you. We have enough stress in our lives. How about this?
Even the doctors are shit. Live your fucking life. I’m beating the odds and I should have been long dead by now. My secret? I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT as long as I don’t hurt myself or others.
Fuck You capitslist big pharm. I’m living without your psych and pain products fine. F you!!  


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206,028 I work in entertainment and I am repulsed with this gender “they” garbage. A stagehand I work with (40 years on the job he is) was reprimanded because he said “hey, you,” because he could not remember the right way to address this idiot. Fuck you and fuck right off!! I respect everyone but when you have no respect for others- fuck you! It’s so revolting when everyone, everywhere makes a mistake. So we should all bow down to you the way you do to us, right? You losers make the case for us hating you.


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206,027 He's an invalid. He can't work. His wife has to support him. His disease changes from month to month. He has nerve pain. He's sensitive to hot and cold. He has headaches. He has taken to being in a wheelchair. You know, when your ailment is that the cold bothers you, you of course must sit in a wheel chair. He also smokes pot all day, you know, as a medical thing. Groan.

His wife finally threw him out. He moved into a rental apartment on the third floor. LOL, what about the wheelchair? No problem, he doesn't need it anymore. It's a miracle....



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206,025 I love my car. I'm happiest when driving my car. I take care of my car and it takes care of me. I've had my car longer than I've had my wife. My car is now 30 years old. Haha, as a birthday present to my car I put in premium gasoline.


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206,024 Toilets should be located in the shower. Then when you take a shower the toilet also gets cleaned.


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206,023 I ref youth/HS sports. Parents are ruining the game for their kids. Stop yelling at the refs, stop coaching from the sidelines and most of all stop criticising your kid during the game. If you don't have something positive to say/cheer just sit there and be quiet.



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206,022 A few months ago, even though I specifically asked her not to, my wife bought herself a new iphone 10. We had a big blowout over it. Her phone at that time was perfectly fine. But no, she wanted the newest phone even though we can't afford such extravagance. Yesterday she was with a friend who had an iphone 11. My wife went out and bought one. Another $1000. I'm seriously thinking of just leaving and never seeing her again.


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206,021 I'm not circumcised. It's never been a problem until I slept with this one woman. She gave me an STD. After that my dick has always smelled bad. The skin peels. I feel like I should dip the head of my dick in clorox for an hour to kill whatever germs are festering there.


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206,020    I have a friend who for years has been blabbering to me on the phone. She doesn't shut up. I hardly get to talk, and when I do say something, she doesn't let me finish.
   I finally dealt with it. She called and started rambling. I decided enough is enough and I started talking. For about 30 seconds we were both talking. Then she stopped and told me she was talking, implying I should stop. I ignored her and kept talking. I went on for a few minutes where I could tell she was pissed. How can anyone possibly talk except her? She then hung up without saying a word. I haven't heard from her since. Problem solved by giving her a taste of her own medicine. Good bye bad person.


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206,019 I still really want to play with you.


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206,018 I am seeing how things are with my ex, seeing each other. We are supposed to be starting like new, and I wanted to see how we blend together now, date, etc. He's telling me he wants me to move in but I have to see if I can trust him. I know he loves me to death tho. So his mom lives with him and she's not well, she has homecare attendants who take care of her, but at night there are a few hours she's alone. He's at work and gets home 11. He said he wants me to be with her at that time, just be with her. And I love her, but I feel that's a lot to ask so soon when we are starting up again. That's a big responsibility. And then he comes home at 11 and I have to be up another few hours to spend time with him. I have some issues now so I've been home, and watch tv a lot because i'm sick and i'm home! so he got on my case a little saying "you watch too much tv." um im sick. I know he loves me but it seems he wants to pull me into his life and sacrifice everything for him and just be for him while I wanted us to blend into each other's lives. Like he's telling me what to do with my time.


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206,017 I root for the underdog because I have so often been the underdog.


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206,016 I'm ashamed I hate a few people. I never thought I'd be a hater. But some people, OMG, they deserve to be hated.


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206,015 A "friend" says she's not sleeping well. She has started popping pills to help her sleep. She says it works a little. I think she's going down the wrong path. Drugs are not the answer. I think she doesn't sleep well because of the crappy way she treats everyone. Yea, I'd be up all night too with guilt if I said half the bad things she does about other people.


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206,014 Once again you didn’t listen to me. You never do. You never will. I think it’s time I started getting ready to leave here.


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206,013 Cheating is easy and fun.


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206,012 I don't trust my wife. Not one bit.


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206,011 Why don't all texts have a time stamp? Why do only some have a time stamp?


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206,010 Today's news:

"Shepard Smith, the longtime Fox News anchor who also headed up the network’s breaking news division, has abruptly left the network after more than two decades, shocking even some of his close colleagues."

I never liked him. There was something about him that rubbed me the wrong way.  

"The anchor has no plans to move to a different news outlet at least in the near future, but will instead spend more time with his boyfriend..."

Oh.


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206,009 I counted up. For every six texts I send my boyfriend, he replies once. I would like to see him put in more of an effort to participate in this relationship.




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206,008 I'm fed up with going for a hike and having a dog charge at me in a threatening manner. The law says your dog must be on a leash. Going forward, if you dog is off the leash and it charges at me, I will shoot it. You good with that? Because I'm good with that.


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206,007 Trump held a rally in Minneapolis.   One side was polite,  kind,  accepting,  and orderly.   The other side set things on fire,  they threw urine on people,  they kicked and hit cars,  they tried to start fights,  and they were filled with hate and rage.

It seems to be a secret because the media never reports the truth anymore....


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206,006 I find it annoying when my friend says "it sucks getting older." she uses it in reference to every type of thing that happens in everyone's lives after a certain age.  I don't believe in just age or coincidences, things happen or we do things that cause sickness.  Or it's genetics or something, not just age. Ofcourse if you are talking about wear and tear or pains or stuff with the joints, yes that has to do with age. But not every health issue is age. I'd rather look at the causes and see how you can possibly prevent stuff, if it can be done.  I just don't agree with age being the explanation for everything.


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206,005 Dumbest thing I ever did. When I was a sophomore at my university, I was called into the Dean's office. The head of the computer science department was there too. They asked if I deleted some critical university files which caused the entire system to crash. I said no. They said there was an audit trail and it showed that someone using my account deleted the files. I said someone must have figured out my password and used my account. They were skeptical. I was adamant. The stalemate went on for an hour. In the end nothing happened. They had no concrete evidence. If they did I am certain they would have expelled me. Yes, I was a computer science major. Yes, I was in the computer lab all the time. Yes, I made snarly comments about the university. But truth is, I didn't delete the files. I really didn't know how it happened or who might have done it.

Two years later on graduation day, there was a ceremony. Each student had to walk up on stage and collect their diploma. When it was my turn, the head of the the department shook my hand. This was the same guy who accused me of deleting the files. On a whim, I took the opportunity to lean into his ear and say, "I did delete the files but there is nothing you can do about it now. Ha ha ha."

I was only being funny. As I said, I didn't delete anything. But I thought he'd laugh that I was confessing the second after he handed me my diploma.

It was immature of me. Remarkably immature. I remember glancing back over my shoulder as I walked off stage. He just stared at me with this dead pan expression. I could see him thinking on the inside. As if he was going to come after me one way or another. I immediately realized it was the dumbest thing I ever could have done.

After graduation I applied for several programming jobs. Three of the companies I interviewed with asked for a copy of my college transcript. Those three companies never offered me a job even thought the in-person interview went really well. I finally was hired by a fourth company. It was the only company that didn't ask for my college transcript. I think I fucked myself big time.


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206,004 I'm glad we are pulling out of Syria. We are not the world's hall monitor. Other nations have to work out their own problems. It's not up to the U.S. I am so tired of us stepping in to keep the peace. Our soldiers get killed. And the icing on the cake, we then get maligned by the locals for keeping them safe. Fuck that. Let's pull out of all nations. Let's stop giving billions to these run down shit holes. Let's mind our own business and let other nations fight for their own freedom.


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206,003 I get frightfully worried and work myself into a frenzy over made up issues in my head. E.g., I sent husband a text. He didn't respond right away. Why not? I reason it out. He must have heard me talking on the phone to my mom about him. He knows I called him a jerk. He's not responding because he's mad and he is starting divorce proceedings. Our marriage is over, my life is ruined. I'll have to go live with my mom. How did he hear me making the jerk comment? He must have the house bugged. I start looking around under tables and lamps for electronic listening devices just like I've seen in the movies. Ten minutes into this frenzy my phone dings. It's him. He calls me love and asks what's for dinner. Oh. He's not divorcing me. Oh. Okay. I text back and say lasagne. Crisis over. For now.


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206,002 I knew a lady who died bc her pey pig bit her while she was asleep.

My Husband’s a selfish pos, he works 27 hrs a week and bitches bc I expect him to do dishes. I work full time at a very high stress job and go to school, plus I take care of everything else in the house, including bills.

A good friend of mine who was known for driving like a dickhead died last week following a motorcycle accident. Can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m sad too.

I have no idea what’s impeachable about making a phone call. And i dont fuckin care.

I also have no idea why checking work email on your phone is a bad thing. And i dont fuckin care.

My husband will never leave so I need to find a house to move into with my two kids, initiate a divorce, and then sell the house for my half of what it’s worth after he destroys it. Then maybe I can be a homeowner again. We’re 5 yrs away from outright ownership and now i have to start over again.

I administered the wrong amount of medication to a patient and she reacted pretty bad to it. I was pretty sure it wouldn’t kill her so I didn’t tell anybody. She’s fine now, but everyone thinks she might have TB now, even though she doesn’t.

I think medical assistants are the stupidest people alive. They are paying upwards of $25000 in student loans for a certificate that earns just slightly above minimum wage. They are unreliable employees with work ethic worse than fast food workers.  Their lack of medical knowledge is dangerous, but it’s their inability to learn that’s even more dangerous.

Thats all i got, gotta get ready for work.






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206,001 Married since 2014, slept with an ex coworker abt three years ago, the experience was far less than I’d hoped and I felt tremendously guilty afterwards but have kept this entirely to myself, haven’t seen or talked to the ex coworker since, I think this is the fates trying to keep me on the correct path~


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206,000 On the first day of school in many classrooms kids are being asked their preferred pronoun. We're talking elementary school kids being asked if they want to be referred to as he or she.

Way to mess up their young minds.


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205,999 I don't get it. People put up a Facebook page. But if you go look at their Facebook page, they accuse you of stalking.

If you don't want us to look, then why the hell did you put up a Facebook page?


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205,998 Gender neutral Barbie Dolls?? You fucking kidding me??


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205,997 Just when life was finally coming together  - BAM!  A huge bomb is thrown into the mix. Life is so unfair sometimes.


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205,995 She posted a meme saying,

"May your coffee be stronger than your daughter's attitude."

Okay. Ha ha. Funny. Sort of.

But doesn't that embarrass your teenage daughter in front on the entire world?  Did you think about that before posting?



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205,994 She looked like an Asian porn star.  She was fucking gorgeous.  I destroyed that pussy.  I ate her pussy for 15 minutes until she was cumming and grinding against my mouth.  Then I was fucking her missionary until she was cumming some more.  I had her pussy on my face and she was so turned on that she was kissing it all off my face.    Then I fucked her tits while I finger banged her.   Then I ate her pussy again and she kissed it off my face.  I came on her tits and she was rubbing my cum it all over her chest.  It got on own her face and in her eye- kind of embarrassing.  Then I went down on her again while she said “Oh my god!!!”  I ate that pussy again.  She couldn’t stand it.

I fucking destroyed that pussy.

Her pussy now qualifies for disability after what I did to it.


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205,993 I drink 10 cans of soda a day. At a nickel each, that's 50 cents in can deposits. But I never return cans. I'm paying $182 a year that I never get back. For the last 40 years that's over $7,000. Damn! How I wish I had an extra $7,000 in my pocket today.


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205,992 Today two Russian guys - who were helping Trump in the investigating of Biden and Ukraine - were arrested on their way back to Russia.

They are charged with campaign finance violations.

What? Have you ever heard of someone arrested with urgency at an airport for campaign finance violations? Murder yes, arrest people for murder. Or embezzlement. Or bank robbery. But campaign finance violations?

I think we are throwing laws and due process out the window. They are jailing anyone they can in an effort to squeeze info out of them. They must impeach Trump no matter what the cost is to people's rights or the nation.

Make no mistake, this is secretly a coup.


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205,991 I have a strange relationship with my wife. I do things for her out of love and kindness. Like I offer to take her to dinner. But rather than her saying thanks, she wants to control the situation completely. She insists we go to a restaurant of her choosing. She tells me what to wear. She tells me what to order. She tells me when I'm done eating so the rest can be brought home in a doggie bag.

This is entirely odd and off-putting to me. I'm making a kind gesture. She should just say thank you and not try to use my kindness as a weapon against me - and to get things exactly as she wants them.

And she wonders why we don't go out often anymore.


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205,990 With the hubby off to work and my son on the bus to the high school, I spent the morning lounging about. Then by lunchtime I was in the warm and soothing bath tub. Music gently playing. Candles burning. Mommy giving herself a treat.

As I'm approaching an orgasm I hear the back door slam. What? Who's in the house? Am I being robbed? That's when I hear my son's voice call out and his footsteps coming down the hallway.

Oh no! I forgot. It's teacher development day, meaning it's a half day for the students. Shit! I didn't even close the bathroom door.

I jump out of the tub and make a mad lunge to close the door. I'm half a second too late. My son appears in the doorway. He sees me in all my dripping wet naked glory. My vibrator is still in my hand.

Yep, he will definitely need therapy later in life....


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