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207,409 I married an imperfect husband, but he's a perfect father. It leaves me in a conundrum.


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207,408 The human body is getting cooler. The average body temperature has fallen from the well-known 98.6 degrees to 97.5 degrees.

I'm not sure what to make of it. I'm sure there are those who will argue this is also man-made and brought about by global warming. Cooler brought about by warmer?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-human-body-temperatures-cooling-down/


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207,407 I searched for a ex girlfriend's email address on Google. Up came the address on some random art site I don't know. It was in a list of thousands of email addresses. Oddly, right after each email address was a randomish word like peaches123 or babygirl1 or chicago999.  For my ex girlfriend the word was her middlename followed by her area code. It took me a moment, but I realized these were passwords.

Uh oh. I'm picturing what happened. To use the art site you need to create an account. Your ID is your email address and then users have to enter a password. I'm guessing in many cases the user entered their standard password ---- we all have one. This means I can probably get into everyone's email account, youtube account, facebook account etc. It especially means I can get into my ex girlfriend's stuff. Oh boy this could get interesting.




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207,406 I hate myself. Every time I see my stepdad I think about his big dick inside of me. Ever since I saw the outline of his dick while we were all swimming. It’s massive.


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207,405 Porn is a joke.
If I have to sift through 20 more videos to find ONE single dude that doesn’t look like he crawled out from under his mom’s trailer house...I’m going to scream.
Their dicks are average.
Their bodies are grotesque.
They have the anonymity to cover their fucking faces.
Quit making this stupid, unattractive porn already. I hate it. I can’t imagine anyone actually likes it.
F/35


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207,404 Why the fuck does anyone care about the royal family?
Another family that doesn’t understand what it is to not be born filthy fucking rich.
No way for the majority of us peasants to relate, but ok...


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207,403 There is an incredibly handsome, successful Jewish man who I get along with and would like to date but we are mainly good long distant friends, we are the same age. Except for the fact that he keeps telling me he wants me to give him a child and that my daughter needs a younger sister. Something must be terribly wrong with him. I’m a broke, single mother, college student.


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207,402 The US and China have been feuding for the last year. Now China has a new dangerous virus sweeping through their population. Hmm. Makes me wonder how the virus suddenly showed up.


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207,401 For these past 6 months I'll get into a zone while working. I'll bury my head in the computer for 12 hours straight. Then I'll look up and think gosh, I need a break. I'll instinctively reach for the phone to call him, when I remember, oh that's right, he died. So I go home instead .... and repeat the same pattern the next day.


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207,400 Most nights my dinner is canned soup & crackers. Sometimes a little sandwich. It's quick, tasty, healthy and best of all, cheap. I don't like to spend a lot of money on food.


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207,399 A bowl full of various pieces of candy sits on the bar. People take one on their way out. They may put it in their pocket or lose it to the abyss of their car's floorboard. Some stick their hands all the way to the bottom of the bowl,  and rifle around for a while until they find the good ones. A few pieces fall to the floor or get thrown at other patrons. The bowl gets passed around, steadily emptied, until only the stale hard candies remain, which everyone politely declines.  You are the hard candy that no one wants after everyone in your life has taken all the good parts away from you.  


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207,398 Reading #207,381 reminded me of my 1st wife.  She would object to things like that, and sex became more and more of a hassle. One night I was amorous and she was not in the mood. I kept on trying till she blurted out, “You can have sex with me, but once you’re done, I’m calling the police and reporting you for rape.”

I rolled over to my side and left her alone.  All I could think about all night long was the implications of that statement. If she is like this now, what will she be like in another 10 years?

The next day I came back at noon grabbed a bunch of clothes plus other things and never came back. She begged and pleaded, told me she was kidding, anything to have me back home, etc. I decided I saw the real woman I was married to and did not change my mind.  Thank god no kids so divorce was fairly quick. I am married again and now life is so much better.



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207,397 I hate you. You are my sworn enemy for life. But after a long break, I finally looked at your Facebook page. I see you lost weight and you changed your hair. You look lovely. Ok, enough of that shit. I'm back to hating you for life.


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207,396 A little texting etiquette. If I send you a text, don't send me six in return. I send one, you send one. Got it?


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207,395 My property taxes are $36,732 per year. My brother lives in Florida. His property taxes are $978 per year. New Jersey is damaged beyond repair.


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207,394 My hubster and I are a good team. He is easy to love. It happens. :)


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207,393 I was way more productive when I was poor. I was on a mission. I wanted to achieve. I worked every hour of every day. I ended up making great money. But once that set in, that I had a ton of money, I lost my motivation. So don't knock being poor. It has its advantages.


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207,392 I listened to a story about a teenage girl surviving brain cancer. She went through radiation treatment and a miracle happened, the tumor vanished. I was very moved, right up until the end when she praised Jesus for her recovery. She lost me there. The doctors saved her. Science saved her. I'm glad she was saved. But let's be real.


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207,391 I see mothers carrying their newborns in these pouches and car seats where they put a baby blanket over the entire thing. Sure it creates a little cocoon for the baby, but doesn't it also limit the amount of oxygen? I'm thinking this is why 10 years later their child has learning problems in school.


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207,390 I have never donated blood. It scares me.


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207,389 I would like to drive around forever, sleep in my car, eat in diners, meet people on the road, shack up with a single mom now and then who needs her roof fixed. This would be the ideal life for me.


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207,388 You’re a beautiful Korean girl whose father is a doctor.  I’m not falling for the social justice posts about how evil white guys are.  You’re just waiting for a white guy to ask you out.


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207,387 Cody, I really saw a future with you. Ghosting me hurt. I will never understand why. But I wish you well. And for the record I did love you. Take care of yourself out here.


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207,386 I came in her pussy. She told me to. Damn that was hot.


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207,385 Enough with the kundalini already, step up to the plate instead of doing it this way. Don’t you understand I know it’s you. Don’t you understand I can feel your vibration and your energy within minutes of you appearing in front of me?  I haven’t said a thing and I have tried to keep away due to the circumstances. Dammit already, if you want me then man up and come towards me.  Come to me on the physical plane instead of the spiritual plane. If you don’t, let’s hope we meet again in our next lifetime. I am open but you are not. Either stop and be lonely or come forth and learn about what can happen. You know how to get a hold of me. The ball is in your court and I am still walking. Stop me from walking.


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207,384 I really, truly love you so incredibly much. I am more than glad that we finally found each other.

I never knew that things could be this way.


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207,383 I don't care if a woman had a full bush, just a few hairs, or is completely bad down there. What I don't fancy is a prickly pussy. I don't like the stubble.


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207,382 My wife and I were having a fine day. Lots of pleasant talk about our future. She even hinted that after dinner we should retire to the bedroom early. Woo hoo.

I made us a good meal. No complaints from her. As I was cleaning up, someone had left a little slice of cheese on their plate. I gave it to the dog. Just then she walked into the kitchen. She threw a fit. She started screaming how I'm killing the dog by feeding him cheese. According to her, dogs can only eat their regular diet or.... I guess they die. She snapped and snarled, this is my wife - not the dog. She was so fuming mad. She ran off to the bedroom and now won't talk to me.

She is not stable. I never know what will set her off. It's impossible to ever feel trust or love for her. She's a ticking time bomb and I'm always waiting for her to explode.


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207,381 My husband will randomly come into the kitchen, stick his hand down my pants and touch my vagina. Why does marriage mean I can be sexually assaulted at the husband's whim? This is making me damn mad!


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207,380 My town wants to make a resident the official town historian. Sounds like a fine idea. Except they are playing politics with the requirements. They specifically say the winning candidate must be "compassionate and inclusive". This is loaded language.  Everyone knows it is. To translate, it means no republicans. So wrong to have a town-wide appointee where one political party is excluded. Ironic too, they want the historian to be inclusive, yet the application process isn't inclusive.


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207,379 I dont care about mlk.


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207,378 When my wife offers to make me coffee, I thank her and turn her down. Why? Because if I accept she uses it to torment me for the rest of the week.

"I want you to buy me a new computer. You owe me. Afterall, I made you coffee the other day."

Eye roll.


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207,377 I lost my dad less than a year ago and tomorrow I’m going to see if I’m a blood match for my mother to see if I can give her a kidney. How many years more will that really give her? They’re never fully transparent, they don’t know how much time or how an organ will do once it’s in there. This all makes me so angry.

I thought the loss would all be behind me 2019, I was feeling hopeful about 2020. I just feel hopeless. A mixture full of fear and rage. I want to tell everyone where to go and how to get there. Then sob about it. When I spend time with friends I feel numb. Is this depression?

Hopefully I’ll hear back from the therapist before my fuse snaps entirely. I’ve never felt so stuck and so alone and so scared of my own shadow.


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207,376 I wonder what it’s like to suck on the dicks of two brothers from the same family.


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207,375 My favorite thing to do is sitting still and thinking.


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207,374 My husband went to school with Matthew Broderick. He brings this up way more than he should. I think his life peaked all those years ago and he has nothing else to talk about.


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207,373 There are 7 billion people in this world. I was on a trail today. It had just snowed. There were no footprints other than mine. I feel so special having this corner of the world all to myself.


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207,372 I had a headache this evening accompanied by some really uncomfortable neck tension spasms. Despite all that, I still managed to make dinner, put it away after and clean up the kitchen. Somewhere in between all that, my boyfriend's allergies kicked in and he got a headache b/c of it. He moaned and groaned on the couch, then went to sleep.

Men really are the weaker sex.


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207,371 I've learned who my upper-class colleagues are.  They're the ones who put their private K-12 schools down on their LinkedIn profiles.


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207,370 Hernando, you're a fool. You've always been one. You are now espousing ideas that would make your grandfather turn over in his grave and bop you one. Do you not realize HOW his life became what it was? Because people listened to a man who espoused those same ideas. How did they come to arrest the Jews in Germany? Because they were rich from working hard and being educated, and were easy targets from those who wanted power.  How did they get rounded up? Because they weren't able to defend themselves.



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207,369 I want to break up with you...


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207,368 I saw a new product where you can flush your toilet using your phone.

Why on earth would anyone need this product?

Technology has gone astray.


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207,367 i buy my wine online so no one in town knows how much i drink.


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207,366 Did you know that if you add a half a bottle of Visine to some unsuspecting person's water bottle..... they will die. I'm not advocating anyone should do this. But I'm shocked a product so common in everyone's house could be a tool for easy murder.


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207,365 I just called a massage parlor on my cell phone to check out which girls are there tonight.

The woman answered the phone and said, "Hi, Robert!"  (Not my real name, of course.)

How would they have known my name?  I never bring my cell phone into the place, and I never give out my number.

Won't be going there for a while.


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207,364 At thanksgiving I met the new boyfriend of an extended family member.  He brought his parents along. I spoke to them for a bit. His mother was a psychology professional. She mentioned an academic leader in the field. She had never met him, she mentioned him to sound smart, aka she was name dropping. I said that's my good friend's father. She gave that wide-eyed facial expression of "you are such a liar."  She turned to her husband. He had the same look. She rolled her eyes. They both walked away.

I hate people. I wasn't lying and I wasn't trying to name drop like she was. I was just trying to have a pleasant conversation. I have done nothing wrong because my good friend's father is very well known.

Fuck you. I hope my extended family member breaks it off with her boyfriend.


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207,363 Perfect example of who my wife is. She misplaced her reading glasses. She asked me if I've seen them. I said no. A little while later she told me to keep looking. She went out. When she returned she asked if I found them yet. I said no. She got huffy and told me she's really counting on me to find them and I better not let her down. A few hours later she wanted to know about my progress in finding her glasses. I said I still haven't seen them. She got mad. She said I wasn't trying hard enough.  She told me to get back to looking. I said I was going out. She threw a fit saying I couldn't leave until I found her glasses. I finally stopped her and asked her to look at her behavior. She lost her glasses. She did it. Not me. If she wants her glasses she needs to start looking for them. It's not my responsibility. It's hers. How can she stand there and make demands and dictate what I can and can't do because she misplaced her glasses? She stormed out of the house (to buy new glasses) saying she'll never have sex with me again. How does one deal with a woman like this?


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207,362 I make an effort to talk to my wife's sister and her children. I'll give them funny little gifts, or I'll send them funny little texts. I get no response. The sister hates me and it shows. I'm not understanding why. Except I'm thinking my wife must tell her made-up bad things about me and the sister is being protective.


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207,361 I heard about a woman who  went to the ER and a week later received a bill charging her $1,000. Someone suggested she write to the hospital and ask for an itemized list of the charges. The thought was that sometimes the hospital will try to charge $35 for a band-aid, that kind of thing. So that's what the woman did, she asked for a list of the charges. The hospital wrote back and said on review, the total charge was now $0.

On the one hand I'm pleased she got the bill reduced. On the other hand I'm thinking hospitals should be investigated by law enforcement for stealing from innocent victims.


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207,360 I don't understand how emails titled "Make your cock bigger" can make it into my main inbox. Yet emails from my boss go into the junk folder. Smells fishy to me. The email providers must know the cock email is spam. Not a hard algorithm to figure that out --- if it contains the word "cock" it's spam. I wonder if money changes hands and suddenly cock emails are put front and center. I think tech companies will do anything to make an extra buck....


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207,359 Headline:



And Nancy will go down in the history books as a petty, politically motivated traitor to her country and ... it can never be erased.



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207,358 I'm only now finding out the annual Women's March is today. The fact I haven't heard anything about it shows how meaningless it has become.


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207,357 When a woman rides a bike while wearing a skirt, you must know we can see right?


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207,356 My sister-in-law says she hasn't had sex with her husband in five years.They are about to go away on vacation. She turns to my wife (her sister) and says, "Dear God I hope he doesn't want to have sex while on vacation."

Five years without sex. He's taking her on vacation and she feels really put out that he might want sex. Come on, that's wrong. It makes me want all men to cheat on their wives.


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207,355 I have a friend who killed himself -- not with a gun, not with a noose -- he killed himself in the most ridiculous and dumbest way possible. He starved himself to death. He refused to eat or drink. It took several weeks where day by day he wasted away. It was agony for us to watch. I'm sure it was agony for him to keep at it.

You might ask why he choose to do it this way? Because he wanted the attention. I think he enjoyed having me plead with him over and over to start eating. It put him in charge. He was the man. Everyone had to kowtow to him.

If he had shot himself in the head, it would have been over in a second. No fun in that. No chance to manipulate us. But instead, by not eating, he dragged this thing out and got all the attention he wanted.

Right now I am still so pissed and disgusted at what he did. He didn't just want to kill himself. He wanted to torment the rest of us in the process. What a horrible thing to do to your friends and family. Mother Fucking Asshole.

You want something bizarre. There's a memorial service coming up. Before he died he told me I was his best friend in the world. He told me his last wishes. He told me where he wanted to be buried, what music he wanted played at his service.and who should speak. Fuck him. I'm not even going to the memorial. I hope no one goes.


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207,354 I'm thinking about selling my wedding ring because we need the cash. It cost $10,000 20 years ago? Does anyone know, will I ever get that kind of money back for the ring? Or is it considered old and used and worthless?


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207,353 25 year old, attractive female and I would love nothing more than to blow my brains out.


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207,352 Hey let’s have sex?


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207,351
I fancy myself to be a pretty good cleaner. I have an eye for detail and am a perfectionist. My house is pretty darn clean.

Tonight I was browsing FB and someone mentioned cleaning out their coffeemaker. Others chimed in with how they clean theirs. I regularly clean mine by running several pots of vinegar and water, and then two pots of just water. I recalled that I haven't done this since Thanksgiving, so I decided to do it right then.

About an hour later, after the last pot was finished, I realized that the part on the side, where you can see how much water is in there, was kind of cloudy, so I set about cleaning that. And then...I peered inside the reservoir.

Oh. My. God. THE BUILT-UP CRUD. Unfuckingbelieveable. I think any normal person would just toss the whole damn thing out, but not me. I unplugged it, gathered some "tools," and set about cleaning this gunk out. Thank God for the sprayer attachment on the sink faucet! I was amazed at how much crap came out of there. After that I ran four more pots of vinegar and water. Also amazing is that my coffee has never tasted weird, in fact, it tastes fantastic. No one has ever complained.

But now I'm slightly scared. How am I not sick?!? How is no one in the family sick from drinking gunk coffee? Of all the gross, disgusting things I clean in this house, how did I miss that?


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207,350 When I die I'd like to be buried in my backyard. That would be nice and cozy. I don't want to be in a spooky cemetery.


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207,348 I had an affair about 12 years ago with a guy I met on Craigslist. I was a bored housewife. I was only married for 7 years at that point with a 5 yr old.
He was a doctor. I’d text him and meet him to fuck at his apartment while I was doing lots of driving for work. I’d leave, go back to work, and go home to my husband.
I’ve never told anyone this. The guy I fucked never even knew my name for four months. But he told me I was pretty, and he focused on MY pleasure. It felt good.
It helped me break out of a shell in my marriage. The guy wound up meeting his future wife and we stopped the shenanigans but wow that was a thrilling adventure for someone who is too poor for vacations or nice things.
I’m still married, and our marriage is so hot right now. We have sex every day! 20 years married now and nobody will ever know that secret. It was the best thing to happen to me.
Another secret is the dread I constantly feel thinking that the life threatening disease I was diagnosed with five years ago is because of my karma for doing this to my sweet husband.
45/f



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207,347 I was watching this movie when all of the sudden I realized I shouldn't have taken her virginity. It was consensual and legal and all of that. It hit me for a second that the whole thing was a mistake and really not that great of a memory. We stayed together off and on for more than ten years, but it just seemed off. She thought she could love me. She could never love me. She never said the words "I love you" in all those years.
I hope she can love someone, her boyfriend or whomever. It just seems like she lives in a different atmosphere. I dove way down and loved her once, just like she said in her dream, but it was a moment lost in real time.
The feeling went away. I'm happy with my choices. Just knowing I can see it from the other side is enough.


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207,346 Your wife gave the worst BJ's, no wonder you stopped having sex with her.


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207,345 My ex...whose married...just made a tinder page and it popped up on my search. It's all lies...name..age ..occupation...I really hope no one falls for him!



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207,344 My ex-wife passed away. She was 47. I'm not invited to the funeral. Not only that, they specifically told me to stay away. They believe all her lies about me. Even in death she's trying to zing me.


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207,343 The State Department will now investigate the suggestion that someone was secretly tailing the US ambassador to the Ukraine. If the State Department finds out the claim is false, then they will do nothing. But if they find out the claim is true, that the ambassador was being followed, then they will... they will... um... they will do absolutely nothing because there is no crime in following a person around. So why are we wasting time and money looking into this?


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207,342 I love watching women dance. Amateur women, like at a wedding. So sexy.


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207,341 There is a vagina scented candle? This is what I want for my birthday. ~44M


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207,340 I used to contact other married men on Craigslist. We'd share photos of our wives and then we'd send back photos of us jerking off on the image of the other guy's wife. It was hot. Of course there's the oddness that I was jerking off for a guy and sending him a pick of my dick with cum spewing out.


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207,339 I received a group email from my son's teacher. It read in part, "Midterms will begin next which I know sucks..."

What? "Sucks" is a reference to a woman putting a man's penis in her mouth and stimulating it to the point where semen comes out. Totally inappropriate to use the word "sucks". A group of guys in combat, okay, you can say sucks. But a teacher making such a reference to students and parents?  Not appropriate.


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207,338 I can't sing.


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207,337 I once ate an entire pack of english muffins. I only wanted one muffin. I toasted it and spread boursin cheese on top. Delicious. It was so good that I made another. And another. And another. Before I knew it I had eaten all six muffins. Very satisfying, but yes very piggy of me.


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207,336 Who is this little Russian man. He was arrested for all sorts of crimes. But now he is the star witness in the impeachment? He has no credibility. Doesn't he have everything to gain by lying and telling the Democrats what they want to hear? Think of the irony. The Democrats attacked Trump saying he colluded with Russia to interfere with the governance of the USA. Now what are the Democrats doing? They are using a Russian to try to take down the President. You couldn't make up such a twisted tale.


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207,335 My house is worth $200,000 less than I paid for it. Fuck.


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207,334 my new boyfriend took medicine for a bee sting. he went to the doctor for it. i dunno. it wasn't like an allergy thing. it was for the 'pain' and 'swelling'. seems like a baby thing to moan about. my antenna is now up.


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207,333 There’s this girl I grew up with, who had three kids with my brothers old best friend who was also my friend.  She and I have been Facebook buds for a LONG time and have always kept in touch and encouraged one another in life. We are 34. Today I found out she has just been diagnosed with stage IV metastatic lung cancer, boom just like that. Five year survival is less than ten percent, so she is essentially facing certain death and probably sooner than five years.  She has three kids, is just a very sweet gal, and a hard worker who busts her ass for her children and is always cheering someone up.  She doesn’t deserve this at all, and my heart is very heavy about her illness. Opal, I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I don’t know what else to say, I am just so very sorry. :(


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207,332 For a few weeks I dated a girl whose handjobs were torture. She'd yank her hand away from me so forcefully that I thought she might rip my dick off my body. Then she'd go the other way and slam her hand down so hard on my nuts that the next day they were bruised and sore. I tried to get her to slow down. No luck. I tried to tolerate the pain. Ouch, no. I finally did a very mature thing. I never called her again. No sex was worth this amount of pain.


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207,331 To prepare for Jeopardy, these are the things I want to memorize.

* all the states and capitals alphabetically

* all the Presidents and Vice Presidents chronologically

* all the elements and their positions on the periodic table

* all countries and capitals

* the currency in every country

* the 12 Jewish months

* The family tree of British royalty

* The moons of all planets

* The character names in Shakespeare plays

* The roman numerals

* All the Oscar winners for best picture

* The locations of all major dams

* A map of the world

* The names of all the books in the Bible

* The names of all the great explorers and where they went

* The names of all the major art museums in each country

It seems to me these subjects are a large part of every show. Am I missing anything important?


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207,330 I have a woman who trolls me online. She constantly posts negative and or tormenting things about me. I've never had any dealings with her. I've never met her. I've never commented on anything she has ever said. But she comes after me several times a week. The worst. My brother died. I posted a note on my page so friends would know. The next day she posted "Roses are red, your brother is dead, I wish it was you instead."

This is so not appropriate. She is a psycho. But I'm told there is no law against it. The internet at its worst.




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207,329 Amazing that I can send a PDF to someone in email, and it won't load correctly of their machine. Like what the fuck were you millennials thinking? You wrote code that went into the file and changed something. My guess, you detected a GIF and you tried to rotate the GIF. I've seen millennial code do this before, where you think you know how I want my picture oriented, so you flip it. I'll bet that's what you are doing with the GIF inside the PDF. Do you understand how moronic that is? It makes PDF files pointless if they are no longer WYSIWYG.


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207,328 I had a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli for dinner. Ah, the bachelor life! Before I was divorced my wife used to make elaborate meals like seafood risotto. Not my cup of tea. But there was also a price to pay. She used the elaborate meals as a weapon. "I just made you a fancy meal and all I'm asking for in return is a new car!" That sort of crap.

So divorce is a win win for me. I prefer a can of ravioli over her fancy meals. And I no longer have to put up with her whining manipulations.



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207,327 I have trouble telling if some Asian teenagers are male of female. They have mastered the androgynous look.


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207,326 This is the first day he hasn’t contacted me, he’s done with me :( I’m so sick


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207,325 I told my daughter she's not getting any more money from me. If she needs cash she can get a job. What does she do? She contacts her aunt and borrows money. What the f is wrong with that kid? My husband's sister should have checked with me first and shouldn't have given my daughter a dime. The money will never be paid back. You wonder what she's using the money for? Clothes.


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207,324 Today is my birthday and nobody cares. I have no job, friends or family so I'm just sitting here alone in my apartment. The highlight of my day today is when I'm going to down a bottle of whiskey then pass out. My life really sucks!


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207,323 I see my 68 year old father look at girls as they walk by. I'm sorry, but he's a pig.


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207,322    Back when Craigslist was still alive for personal ads, I started a private conversation with a guy. I'm a guy. We exchanged photos of our wives. But not really. The pics I sent him were all fake. I took them off an amateur porn site. But there were somethings he told me about himself, like his first name and he worked at the oldest real estate company in a nearby town. I googled. Sure enough there was an real estate company there billing itself as the oldest in town. There was also an employee listed on their website with his same first name. Bingo. So now I had his last name. I looked him up everywhere. I found his address. I found the name of his wife. I found she was a high school teacher. I found photos of him and his wife on facebook taken in his livingroom. The furniture in the background matched the furniture in the nude photos of his wife. Meaning these were real pics of his wife. This was a great adventure for me.

   Then I went too far. I went to the high school in his town as classes were letting out. I parked and watched. Sure enough his wife left the building. I followed her. She went to the supermarket. I went in and shopped too. I passed within inches of her several times with my cart. It was a thrill to be so close to this woman who I had seen naked but she had no idea. I thought about accidentally bumping into her so I would be physically touching her. I pictured me starting a conversation, flirting, her feeling the vibe and then us having sex. But that was all in my head.

   What happened instead is I passed by her again and I stared at her boobs, boobs I had seen naked. When I glanced back up at her face, she was staring at me with a dark frown. I instantly read her thoughts, she clearly knew I was staring at her boobs. What if she turned me in to management and they called the police? How would I explain this? Yes, you see, her husband sent me naked pics, so I stalked her in the school parking lot and then followed her and stared at her boobs while fantisizing about having sex with her.... I don't think that story would play out very well for me. So I panicked and left. I worried I was followed. So I deleted all her pics off my hard drive and then a few minutes later I psyched myself out even more and deleted all my porn pics ever in case my home was suddenly raided by the police.

   Nothing happened of course. But it did put the fear of God in me. I had become a menacing perv stalking an innocent woman. I never went on Craigslist again. About a year later I heard the personal section was shut down. Good. I'm sure I'm not the only guy who has done something like this. Ladies, you probably never realized that the person standing next to you in public might not be a total random stranger. He might have already seen you naked and now he is stalking you. How messed up.


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207,321 I’m self destructive, push away everything good that comes in my life


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207,320 I think the shiny spots on Ceres are part of an alien mining operation.




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207,319 Now I know why she is still around. How and the hell? Why and the hell?  She is weak, ego maniac and a down right psycho. But you like her. Good for you. I thought you had a higher standard but hey when you have low self esteem, you go after what you think is of your own standard. I thought you were better, I really did. You have so much more than her and you let her manipulate you like that. You know better. Bring out your own inner stinger and become the man that I know you can.


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207,318 I once gave away a $30,000 car to a stranger. She distantly knew my father. She was from the Philippines. She had a family here in the US, but her husband had left her. She was making ends meet as a cleaning lady. That's how my dad knew her, she cleaned his apartment for a while. When he had a heart attack, I came down to Fort Lauderdale to check on him. Something I noticed, she dropped off a casserole of vegetable soup for him. She wasn't getting paid for this. It wasn't part of her job. She did it to be a kind and helpful person while he was recuperating. My dad told me all this. My dad then moved into assisted living so he didn't need her to clean anymore. A year and a half later he died. I came down for the funeral. Not many people attended. But this one woman came up to me afterwards and introduced herself as his former cleaning lady. I said I remembered her and the very kind gift of vegetable soup. Over the next few days I went through his meager possessions. I took a few documents and some old photographs. I gave his clothes and old furniture to Good Will. But there was his car. It was a two year old Subaru. There was only about 1,000 miles on it. I managed to track down the cleaning lady and made her the happiest person alive. Boy did it feel good to see the joy in her face. It still makes me smile to remember how much she smiled. Not much of a secret, except maybe pay it forward people, because you never know who might remember your kindness.


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207,317 totally wanted to bend you over that table, rip off your panties and take you right there in the restaurant.


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207,316 Last year over Spring Break I went topless in South Beach. Not in 1,000 years would you think it was possible. Not bad for a 40 year old mamma!


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207,315 In my attempt to offer solace to a grieving wife, I sound like a freaking hallmark funeral card. I'm no good at this.I hope she forgives me for flubbing my words.


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207,314 I went for a hike up a mountain. The culmination was standing on the 200 feet high cliffs looking out over the whole world. As I was taking a picture right from the very edge, my husband came up behind me. I felt the spookiest vibe. It's like I could hear what he was thinking. I instantly backed away from the edge because I knew he was going to push me to my death. He looked pissed, like I spoiled his plans. He asked me to go back and stand on the edge again so he could take my picture. I refused and got away from there. I spoke to him about it later when we were safely back in the car. He says I'm being silly and that he wasn't going to push me. I know what I felt though. I don't know how I know, but I'm right on this.


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207,313 When I went to Disney World, I got a commemorative pen. It was a light hearted fun time and having a pen to remember the event would be cool. I could show my friends.

Today the House of Reps impeached the president. It is a dark hour for our country. Nancy Pelosi signed the formal document... and then handed out commemorative pens so the Democrats could show their friends.

She is such an embarrassment.


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207,312 I masturbate every day, so that no part of me will give in to having sex with my husband.
He cheated on me, & that hurts.
It’s ruined sex for me. It’s ruined desire for me. Masturbating makes me want to cry, & sometimes I do but it’s better than how I feel when I have sex with him. Cheap & used & sad.
I wish there was someone out there for me, but who am I kidding...there isn’t.



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207,311 I WANT TO FUCK ANYBODY BUT MY HUSBAND.


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207,310 Yesterday:

He made a wheezing inhale. Then another. There was a pause. His eyes were wide open. He was staring at me. He had sort of a pleading look on his face. This was followed by a large loud groan.

I waited for him to inhale again. But no, there was nothing more. He died at that moment. With his eyes still open. Still staring. Still pleading.

Goodbye my friend.


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207,309 Women in yoga pants, thank you.


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207,308 I feel I've watched everything good on YouTube. There is nothing left to see.


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207,307 I worry that the computers at the library secretly have a key logger  installed and whenever I log into my mail or whatever, someone is skimming my password. This sounds paranoid, but when you think about it, I'm probably right.


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207,306 I posted to facebook how some people are bullies with their posts. A woman responded saying I'm right and it should stop.

Umm, she's the bully I was thinking of. The day before she called a few people "turds". Yet here she is agreeing the bullies should stop.

Why can't bullies see themselves in the mirror?


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207,305 A story out of Ohio makes me so mad. A 14 year old boy disappeared on his way to school. There is video footage of him leaving his house in the morning. It shows him crossing the street. But after that, nothing. No sign of him. They searched "everywhere". They couldn't find anything.

But a month later, someone had a brilliant idea. He was last seen crossing the street in front of his house. And across the street there is an empty house. It's a nice house, but no one lives there. Over the prior month the investigators never checked inside the house. I mean, just because he was seen walking to the house, that's no reason to think he might be in there.... Surely a teenage boy would have no interest goofing around in an empty house...

You know the punchline. Of course he was in the house. He got stuck. He couldn't get free. He died all alone in there.

It makes me so mad. If I was an investigator, the first place I would have checked was the empty house across the street. Of course I would. But this didn't occur to the people in charge. Grrrrrr.

I have now lost faith in our society. I feel like we don't stop to think about what we are doing.


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207,303 I fear I'm going to be one of those chubby guys who suddenly clutches his chest and dies of a heart attack while still in my 40s. I'm 48 now.


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207,302 There should be universal healthcare. No middle men. No insurance companies. Doctors should deal directly with patients. 9/10ths of the costs of healthcare would go away. Another thing, doctors should get paid a max salary of say $200,000. Not enough? Then don't be a doctor. Go get a job in finance. But get the fuck away from people because you are obviously more in love with money than anything else.


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207,300 My favorite part of the newspaper is the police log where I can see which of my neighbors were arrested for drugs or drunk driving.


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207,299 I just jerked off in front of my wife. She pretended to watch while keeping her hand on my knee. This is our version of couple sex. It's pitiful.


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207,298 Ha ha ha ha. Some moms in town are posting about fat dogs and how some dog owners are killing their dogs by overfeeding the pooch. The moms are scolding in their discussion. They have a tone like, "What moron would allow their dog to be fat????"

Meanwhile, all these complaining moms are fat as are their children.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha.


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207,297 When I hear sirens, part of me hopes something really bad has happened.


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207,296 My wife's pill box. She takes about a dozen vitamins and half a dozen pharmaceuticals each day. I think if the house was on fire and she could only grab one thing before running outside, it would be her pills.




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207,295 I wish my husband would quit drinking.


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207,294 I hate kissing. I think it's gross.


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207,293 Racism is alive and well in the UK.


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207,291 "This was the British Monarchy's lowest point in a century."

Let's see. Princess Diana died in a horrible car crash. And the entire world cried.

Before that, the King of England gave up the throne, completely changing the direction of the Royal family.

But nope, the lowest point ever was that Harry and Meghan might want to spend some time in Canada and Hollywood.

What a stupid exaggerated headline




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207,290 It used to be that when you sliced up an apple, within an hour or so the pieces would turn brown. But have you noticed, if you slice up an apple today, the pieces stay white.

I think GMO manipulation is involved. Sounds strange to say, but I prefer when apples turn brown. It's what they are supposed to do. I don't want an altered apple.


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207,289 My husband won't divorce me anytime soon or give me cause to divorce him because he knows I'm going to inherit money in the next few years.


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207,288 I am generally a republican, but I am coming to the conclusion that maybe socialists are right, wealth needs to be redistributed. I have nothing against people working hard and earning more for themselves. But by the time I was born the cards were already stacked against me. People like Gates and Buffet had already grabbed the money. I didn't stand a chance. Why should I lose out because they were here first. I didn't choose when to be born. It's great they made money. But I want my chance. To make that happen, let's start over and play the game again with everyone on a equal footing.


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207,287 I have a theory that whenever a woman drastically changes her hair, it's because she is going through something. She wants out of her relationship. Or she wants to have a baby. Or someone she knows is dying.




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207,286 I am over this crap.  Just done... I am not taking it anymore.


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207,285 I do things for others and no one lifts a finger to help me.


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207,284 I know about 20 people who died pretty young. These were people I knew and hung out with while growing up.  

David - Died of AIDS. Yes he was gay. He was 27.

Dawn - Died on HS graduation night. She was drunk and crossed the street without looking. She was 18.

Alan - Sad over a girl. Killed himself with a gun. He was 19.

Linda - Ovarian cancer. She was 26.

Brian - He was blown up by a landmine in the Middle East. He was 28.

Jim - Captain of the football team. He said he felt sluggish. Went for a jog. Died of a heart attack. He was 36.

Phil - Had a headache. Went to play golf anyway. Swung a club and collapse and died of a brain aneurysm. He was 35.

Johnny - He fell while scrambling up a steep hill. He was 13. He was the first friend to die.

Tommy - He was sliding along while holding onto the back bumper of a car while it drove along an icy road. The car turned, he didn't. He slid into a tree. He was 14.

Rob - He was pulling his sailboat through a parking lot. The mast touched a powerline. He was electrocuted. He was 17.

Charles - He puked on his own vomit after a night of heavy drinking. he was 20.

Ben - Lymphatic cancer. He was 17.

Shelly - Another victim of ovarian cancer. She was 24.

Stan - Motorcycle accident. He was 30 something, I forget exactly.

Tommy - A car backed into him at a party. He was 16.

Cary - Anorexia. He was 38.

Jim - Heavy and a smoker. Heart attack. He was 41 I think.

Larry - Also heavy and a smoker. He was 42.

Zach  - Electrocuted in our college lab. He was 21.

Jeez, I never realized how many people I know died young until I started writing them down. Is this normal? I seem to know far too many early deaths. I'm 43. I can't imagine how much worse this will get in the coming years as my peer group ages.


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207,283 I am staying with my husband for my kids.
I don’t love myself enough to feel like I deserve more than this, and I have accepted the fact that my happiness will just have to come in spurts, or come after my children get the childhood they deserve.
I mean, who am I kidding? Nobody finds love after an 11 year marriage falls apart, or a 15, 20, 30 year marriage falls apart. It doesn’t happen. There is no twin flame for me. The one I thought I had isn’t really the one I had & that’s ok.
Guys, if you find a woman who loves you-let her! Allow her to love you.
I loved my husband so much, was young, maintained my fitness, was sexually available and desired sex, did kind things for him, had his child, loved him!
It wasn’t enough.
At the end of the day, at the end of your life, you decide whether or not you accept the love given & at the end all that matters is the love given and those that love you.
So don’t throw it away.


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207,282 I don't want to drink anymore.


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207,281 I got bored the other night, decided to smoke the crack that someone had left at my apt days before after not indulging for 13 years. It was not too exciting. No, the exciting part came when I was telling my friend how unimpressed I was and that I would never be taking on a crack habit if that’s what was available...except I sent it to my boyfriend by mistake. The one who never does ANYTHING and does not know I ever do either. Oops. Looks like I done screwed the pooch. Doh.


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207,280 I find it very boring to go to a museum. I think everyone does. But all of us do it anyway because we believe museums are for intelligent people and we want to look like we are intelligent too.


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207,279 I was sexually obsessed from college onwards into my 30s.I had to bed down with women. It was my prime directive every day. I didn't want a long-term relationship. I only wanted to fuck a woman a few times and then move on to someone else. I don't think I'm good looking, but I think I came across as amusing and interesting. As a result, I had no trouble getting women to sleep with me. I lost track of how many women, somewhere over 100 I think. Interesting side notes,

- Not once did I use a condom. The women never questioned it.

- I caught an STD twice. I took the meds, and was cured. But before I was cured it didn't slow me down. I passed on the STD to two other women that I know of. Probably more.

- Many of the women I slept with were friends of each other. It's like I'd find a new grouping of half a dozen females and make my way through all of them. They never questioned that they were cheating with the boyfriend of a friend.

- I slept with multiple married women. I was caught twice by husbands. Not like they caught me in bed, but each time I received a phone call telling me not to ever call their wife again. Truth be told they were kind of wimpy about it. They seemed insecure and afraid of me.

- Never got anyone pregnant that I know of.

- I did anal with a few dozen of them.  Another way of saying that - no woman ever turned me down when I suggested anal.

- I've stayed in touch with about half a dozen of the women. A few have made it clear they would sleep with me again.

- In all those women there was only one I ever had feelings for. I'm still sorry she got away. In fact, I think losing her was the reason I went on a 20 year bender of bedding every woman I could find.

- The best sex I ever had was with one of the women who gave me an STD. It was worth it.

- You want the punch line of this story? The worst sex I ever had was with .......... the one I married.

Jokes on me.


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207,278 From today. My son was at a birthday party with some other classmates. I asked how he will be getting home. My wife told me, "David Duchovney will be picking them up,"

I thought about this for a moment and then said, "No, I don't think that is true. Think about what you just said."

My wife then ripped into me. She said I'm always doubting the things that she says. She said I need to stop second guessing her. When she tells me something I need to trust that she's correct. It's really arrogant for me to think she's wrong. "David Duchovney is picking up our son and that's the end of it!"

I explained to her that David Duchovney was the star of the X-Files TV show 20 years ago. I doubt he's going to swing by our little town to give our son a ride home from a birthday party. I jokingly asked if the birthday party had an alien theme...

She grew quiet and then said her friend Lizzy will be giving her son and our son a ride home from the party.

I said, "Great. Thank you. But why do you think you said David Duchovney? Maybe we could take a moment to understand where that came from and why you didn't catch the error yourself."

She said, "Leave me alone" and she walked away.

I see where this is heading. I fought it for a long time, but yep, I see it now.


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207,277 My wife was casually sucking me while we were watching a movie on TV. She grabbed the remote, paused the movie and stuck her finger up my ass."Cum for me Baby" - I have never cum so hard in my life. Quick cleanup, un-paused the movie, and I started snoring.... I love our life :)


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207,276 I've never slept with a black person. It's on my list.


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207,275 A month ago I bought my wife a new car. I was against the idea because she doesn't take care of her car. I have to do all the work. So I made her promise that if I get her a new car, she will clean it and vacuum it, and take good care of it. She agreed.

Today I looked at her new car and it was filthy. It is covered in dirt and salt. The interior has mud and leaves on the carpets. I asked her to clean it. She said it's my job to clean her car and a wife doesn't have to do those kinds of things.

God I hate her.


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207,274 Maybe everyone can tell me something. When I post online sometimes there is a jerk who will respond with immature name calling. I'm sure we've all experienced this. My approach has been to ignore him and end the conversation. I don't stoop to that level. But honestly, if you were reading such a thread, do you see my lack of response as weakness, or me taking the higher road?


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207,273 Got up to 70 degrees today. If this is global warming, count me in.


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207,272 Sorry, but most bald men look terrible.


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207,271 I cut my own hair. I wash my own car by hand. I mow my grass. I shovel my snow. I rarely go out to dinner, I cook at home. I don't buy the pre-shredded cheese. I cut it up myself. Same with lettuce. So many things I do for myself. I probabbly save $10,000 a year which I use to have fun and go on vacations. The rest of you must get an immense amount of pleasure out of your pre-shredded cheese....


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207,270 Went to a local bar last night. Started small talk with a great looking lady. Bought her a few drinks. Conversation continued until closing. Went to her place. Kept on drinking.  Eventually banged her and we both passed out shortly after. This morning she woke me up with baby talk. That move officially stamped this encounter as a one night stand.


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207,269 I think everyone should be allowed to choose their own birthday. It wouldn't really be the day you were born, but a special day you can call your own. Just like a birthday, but on a day of your choosing. Friends could still give you presents. You can still go out for dinner and have cake. But you might choose a day mid-summer when the weather is warmer. Definitely don't choose the day before Christmas. Or on New Years when everyone has a hangover. This would be much better for everyone.


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207,268 If I get a hardon and I don't do anything about it, an hour later my prostate aches something awful. Ladies, that's why it's important to help a guy out. Real pain is involved.


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207,267 I want to think I'm a good person. But I'm not sure that is true.


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207,266 Typical conversation with my wife. We were going to a new place. I was driving. She was looking at the map on her phone and giving directions.

She said, "At this intersection, you will need to turn to the-"

She stopped talking. I kept approaching the intersection. 50 feet, 40 feet, 30 feet. I said, "You need to to finish your sentence."

She was still silent. I glanced at her. A text had come in. She was reading it.

20 feet, 10 feet. I randomly turned to the left.

I pulled over into the first parking lot. I very calmly explained that she can't do that. She needs to focus on the task at hand. She needs to finish her sentences. I'm counting on her and she is not coming through. Do not read a text while failing to tell me which way to turn. Does she see the problem that just caused?

She angrily said the only problem around here is me.

Typical. She does something that messes us up. Yet somehow it is me doing something wrong.

That's the icing on the cake with her. I can't count on her ever. She can't do something as simple as telling me which way to turn. But in her view, she is never at fault. If something went wrong I must be blamed.

I don't want to go through life with someone like this.


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207,265 Katrina I am officially over you. I hope life goes well for you and your kids grow healthy and happy. I'm not upset anymore over the ghosting or any of the crazier stuff.  I hope your mental state and alternate personalities are under control.  I wish the best for you this 2020 onward.

Sincerely, Someone that gave a shit.


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207,264 I leave the house all afternoon on Sundays so my daughter can have time alone with her boyfriend. I think I know what they are doing. They are only in high school. I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing. I figure they will do it anyway, but I'm glad they are in my house rather than in the woods or in the back of a car. Is this weird? Part me thinks I'm weird.


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207,263 I just saw my year-end statement on my investments.  My investments went up 19.6% in a year.

To put this in perspective, 8% is a good return.  12% is phenomenal.  Almost 20% is beyond believable.

I should be happy, right?  After the initial shock wore off, I wasn't happy.  I was mad.

You can't tell me that Trump was the only one in the country to know that the US economy would become a monster again by re-negotiating the trade deals and cutting the corporate tax rate in half to be competitive with the rest of the world.  There had to have been a lot of other people in this country who knew that, too.  A lot of influential people had to have known that.

I'm mad because I am now convinced that the Republicans and Democrats have for decades purposefully done whatever they could do to limit our wealth and success.  How much did I not earn because of them?  In my career I have been unemployed a total of almost three years and for three more years I was underpaid.How much of that bullshit could have been prevented were it not for this group of elites who were trying to keep me and many others down?

Fuck those guys.  I hope they burn.


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207,262 How do I get to bend you over my knee again? I really miss our time together


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207,261 Two things I listen for when interviewing potential employees. If they answer “yes” vs “yeah” and if they say “thank you” vs “thanks”.... that’s all I care about. If they answer Yes and Thank you, I will hire them. Speaking like this separates you from a large majority and simply makes you sound more intelligent.


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207,260 As a man who's almost 50 years old, I'm finding it's a weird feeling to be consistently watched.  I wonder if this is like the creepy feeling women get when they're being stalked.

1 to 2 anonymous people are consistently viewing my Facebook stories since I started using the feature last May.  They're listed in on the bottom of the viewer listed as "Others."  These are people who aren't friends on FB with me, so they have to be searching for my specific profile and viewing the story.  

The first three or four times I used it, there were no "Others" popping up.  Then there was 1 anonymous viewer.  After another two or three posts, the second "Other" viewer popped up.  Sometimes there would be 1, sometimes both.  Occasionally there would be neither viewer, but not often.  Were they family I didn't know?  Maybe they were hoping to see pictures of my kids, so I posted those.  Nope, no anonymous viewers.  So I started alternating around with pictures of my face, and other random pictures.  Only pictures of my face had those 1 or 2 anonymous viewers.  I had to give a public presentation, so I tried posting something that evening- I got 4 anonymous viewers, and then it went back to those 1 or 2.  I changed jobs - is it just my bored coworkers?  Nope, the number of secret viewers didn't change.  I friended one of my coworkers who've I've become friendly with - must have been her, right?  Nope, the number didn't change, so it wasn't her.  Lately all my posts are showing those 1 or 2 anonymous viewers, like they're getting more interested in me. Sometimes one of the "Other" viewers would show up within an hour, sometimes toward the end of the 24-hour posting period.

So basically everything I've experimented with says these are 2 actual human beings watching me.  I don't have exes, and a few of them I'm friends with and the others I'm on good terms with and they'd just friend me anyway.  I know I'm still an attractive guy, even though I have trouble believing that at my age.

I don't know... the whole thing is weird.


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207,259 I've started to hate my nightly call with my long distance boyfriend. I feel like he's checking up on me. If I miss a day he's like where were you, why didn't you call, were you out with someone. I feel like I'm on a leash. How did it turn into this?


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207,258 I just want to chow down on a bacon cheeseburger from five guys, a bacon shake also from five guys. Then I want to get super high and take a good shower with a full body shave. Then I want to spend the remainder of this pleasant enough Friday in my  silkiest stretch satin from Victoria’s Secret, on my  bed  indoors; with my legs as far apart as I can get them to spread, and a large mirror propped up at the foot of my bed so I can fully view all the ways I decide to edge my pussy .  I sometimes can go for hours on end, just oiling it up inside and out while opening my self up with various strokes and objects. I deny my self the orgasm very close to
The edge, roll back and ignore my primal urge to feel my center explode. I’ll do it until I am swollen, focused on nothing except how much I would love to be filled by a formidable man, how much I’d just give anything  to feel him plunging his hard on between my legs. Eventually I won’t be able to stand it and will be unable to deny my pussy the orgasm it needs. At this point all my thought can be comprised of is a rainstorm of obscene scenarios and whoreish thoughts concerning my current state of being. By the time I cum and feel my whole pelvis squeezing in that frantic way it does, I will be picturing a few men standing around me, having just all had their turn at my bald pussy, while their friends surround me and keep me on my back and my legs held high and wide so the guy standing before me can have a pussy to fuck and the most lewd view of his cock splitting me open. After that I will likely drift to sleep with my knees far apart and my smooth pussy still feeling the cool air over every bit.  

Yup., five guys sounds good!


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207,257 So, this lady said she made enough money to pay for her wedding by selling her old clothes. Then another lady said she made $10,000 selling her clothes on poshmark. Really? Who has $10,000 worth of clothes? What kind of a wedding could you have selling your old clothes? Does anybody really believe this? I would never trust a company that would make such a claim. That's ridiculous! That is, unless they're billionaires.


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207,256 Some people enjoy being offensive. They crave the attention.


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207,255 I am from the last generation that played outside. I rode bikes without helmets. I walked to school, even in the rain. I didn't fear being abducted. I watched cartoons and sitcoms where sex was never mentioned, yet the shows were still funny. I didn't wear a seat belt. I didn't carry a water bottle. I had no need for a cell phone or the internet. I didn't need to take a daily pill to combat ADHD or OCD. My heroes were brave standup guys like John Wayne, not sex change former guys like Bruce Jenner. I had friends I actually saw in person. I ate dinner with their families, they ate dinner with mine. Through all this, we didn't just survive, we thrived. All you people who came after me, you missed out. Sorry for your loss.


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207,254 ...meanwhile Yahoo continues to make smug comments about Trump's typos.... LOL.






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207,253 Why does Fabreeze keep hitting me up with ads on Facebook saying "Help your home smell fresher!"

Do they know something I don't? They are making me paranoid.


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207,252 A beautiful young woman was on the subway this morning.  She obviously knew she was beautiful.  When she was getting off at her stop, she walked past me, looked up at me demurely, ran her hair over her ear, and smiled at me like she was flustered.  Fuck the rest of the world, because today a beautiful young woman found me attractive.


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207,251 My wife was going to a gym on a pay as you go basis. It made no financial sense. So for Christmas I bought her a full membership.

Today she is at a new gym on a pay as you go basis. Like what the fuck is that? As soon as I gave her something she wanted she decided she wanted something different.

This is why I shouldn't give her any presents.


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207,250 I suspect so many scientists say they believe in global warming because let's face it, it means more grant money for them. If they said the climate is fine, then the government wouldn't offer any grant money on the topic.


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207,249 My husband doesn’t deserve to fuck me anymore.
So New Year’s Eve he was an ass to me. We were staying at his friends huge house.
That night as my husband snored because he was so drunk I stayed up with his friend and we talked about what we wanted for our new year.
Before the night was over, he had me bent over fucking me in the way I’ve been dying to be fucked for far too long. He told me how long he’s fantasized about doing that and how lucky my husband is to have me.
Too bad it’s too late for my idiotic husband to realize how sour he’s turned a good woman.
There’s no going back now. I am out for dick. If he can’t give it to me, there are men who will! His loss. If he finds out, eh. Whatever. My new year will be filled with dick.


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207,248 High school girls who play hockey, so not feminine.


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207,247 I never get tired of looking at a naked woman.


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207,246 Hey Canada, Iran shot down a civilian plane and killed a bunch of your citizens. What are you going to do about it? Nothing?

What's that? Now you need the US to defend your citizens and your honor? You, who refused to help and join a US coalition set up to defend other nations.... now you need our help.

Fuck you.




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207,245 My boss and I are participating in an office mutiny. Our mutual supervisor has to go. I've never been more thrilled.


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207,244 A 25-year old woman I'm acquainted with is tweeting things about how she's fed up with men and how she's enjoying being single.  She's tweeted before while on a date, bashing him while she sat across from him.  She tweeted if it was okay to just give all the guys who message her the same response back that she's not interested.  Some other girl suggested she should just have fun and be rude to them, but to this young lady's credit she said she wasn't going to do that.  And then some other guy asked her if she would drop her commitment on a Tuesday night to go out on a date with him.  Of course she wouldn't!, she announced to the world - how dare this man suggest that!... and she's proceeded to stretch this incident out for a week.

We get it.  You're pretty and you want to tell the world that men are interested in you.  We all need to know that you are drowning in the attention.

But I'm here to tell you something, young lady.  You're 25... do you see all those girls around you who are four and five years younger than you?   That's your competition.  And they're younger and more attractive and have less of a social media trail exposing the self-fawning personalities that, in all honesty, make most older men turn away from them.  In another year, your time as the center of men's universe will have run out.

This is what happened.  When you were in college, the guys your age started jumping at you for the first time in your life.  It was a hell of an ego boost.  It made you feel beautiful and desired, and there's no feeling like it, I admit.  You were 19 and the attention changed your meek high school mindset of "no boy wants me" into a college woman's attitude of "every man wants to fuck me."  19 became 20 and then 21... Every guy's hormone-laden look and awkward approach shoved that attitude deeper into your mind.  

Now you're 25.  And you didn't notice the other girls coming behind you.  And men go for younger women.

Those men who you brushed off and belittled?  Guess what?  Most of them learned something from you, and the rest like you.  They learned that women like you have attitudes that will hurt them.  So not only are you being passed over because you're older, you're being passed over because of your attitude.

I'm mentioning this to you because I've noticed the recent social media posts from a woman friend I stopped talking to.  I met her when she was 18 and she was great.  Lots of fun.  When she was 21 she matured and turned hot.  Her attitude fucking exploded and after a nasty outburst on her part, suddenly I was no longer worth her friendship.  She got a string of boyfriends.  As she got older, each one became successively less glamorous than the previous one.  Now she's 29 and still very attractive... but the last few years have seen a string of failed relationships and she's falling into bitterness.  No man needs to put up with her attitude when there's younger girls out there who are just as pretty and without the history of being mean to guys.

You're pretty... but you need to start taking a good look around you at the other girls who are right behind you..


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207,243 They should invent guns controlled by an iphone. Currently when I aim, I try to keep the gun extremely still. But as I pull the trigger, I'm moving part of the gun and therefore the gun as a whole can move ever so slightly. So why not aim the gun, but instead of pulling the trigger,  I press a button on my phone to actually fire the gun. It would be a much more accurate way to shoot.


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207,242 I take a common drug to lower my cholesterol. There is an amazing side effect. I have the strangest dreams. They are about people from my childhood. These are people who I haven't thought of since I was a kid. I had forgotten about them entirely. I couldn't even tell you there names anymore. But I took the cholesterol drug and there they were in my dreams and I could remember all their names.

I understand cholesterol plays some major role in the brain and specifically how memory works. I think it's no coincidence then that I took the medication and my memory was suddenly activated on turbo drive. As if my memory had been clouded over and reducing the cholesterol suddenly allowed the memories to come forward again.

I'm not complaining. I'm really enjoying my dreams with my old friends.


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207,241 Sometimes when I am laying in bed I get a sensation as if something is walking on my bed, sometimes even touching me. It has been happening since I was a young child. I'm sure it's just muscle twitches or something, but sometimes I wonder.


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207,240 I am considering becoming a cop


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207,239 Watching the hysterical talking heads last night i was thinking they all want this issue with Iran to escalate up to war.  


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207,238 I would like to jerk off in front of a female stranger. I'm not interested in touching her. I just want to jerk off and let her see me cum.


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207,237 When I was a senior in high school I had to be somewhere but when I went to pull my car out of the driveway, my mom's car was blocking me in. Her keys weren't in the ignition so I raced into the house and without even thinking I barged into my mom's bedroom. There she was naked with her legs  spread and her hand clearly rubbing her muff. She instantly tried to pull up the covers. I pretended not to notice. I asked where her keys were. She said in her purse in the kitchen. I left. We never spoke about what happened.


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207,236 I never got over my first true love, decades after we’ve supposedly moved on. Now we’re both single but living on opposite sides of the country. I don’t think they’re over me either. Is there any hope?


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207,235 I'm 48 and work with a 23-year old woman.  She's smart, tall, and could probably be a model.  I've gotten pretty friendly with her on a strictly platonic basis.  

I was chatting with her today and mentioned how my wife is concerned that our 8-year old boy will be made fun of because he has a bad lisp.  I told my wife not to worry, because he's turning out to be a very attractive boy, the girls will like him despite the lisp, and if the girls like him, the boys will leave him alone.

This highly attractive young lady looked right at me with her palms open and said, "Well, duh!  Of course *your* son is going to be really attractive!"

Highlight of my week, really.


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207,234 I don't care what the British Royals are doing. Why does anyone care? They aren't even from our country. Jesus people, get a life.


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207,233 I rushed a frat in college and was turned down. What a blow to my ego. They got to know me and decided I'm not a likeable person. Pow in the face. Frats are a not a good thing. I'm surprised they are still allowed. That's not sour grapes on my parts. It's an honest concern that many people (including me) get hurt by the frat process.


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207,231 Unless he's a doctor, never date a guy who knows the clinical names of all the mental disorders.


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207,230 News flash: Lyme disease is fake. Nut allergies are fake. Gluten intolerance is fake. These are people looking for attention. I don't care If they want to act like babies, go for it. Doesn't bother me. But don't you fucking dare tell me not to pack a peanut butter cup in my son's lunch or I will broadcast to the entire schools what a fake you are.


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207,229 Out of all people, I would never want to cause any harm to living things around me. However, sometimes I get really annoyed when this cat jumps up on the bed to sit on me during the night and when it comes up to the couch to get pet. Sometimes I’m filled with love, but sometimes I’m filled with terrible annoyance to which I want to swat it away. I feel so bad, as I feel this impulse is taboo and I don’t want to be cruel but sometimes the cat wants to be pet so bad, I feel kind of mean and annoyed, like I want to scare it a little so it can leave me alone. :*( or I seem to want it to be able to gauge when it’s ok to come toward me but I don’t think it can.


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207,228 A guy was woken in the middle of the night. Some kids were stealing his car. He rushed outside and shot at them. He hit a few. Superficial wounds. They recovered just fine.

The kids were charged with car theft.

The police asked to search the home. The homeowner agreed. The police found all sorts of evidence showing the homeowner was selling drugs out of the house. The homeowner was charged with drug dealing.

99 out of 100 residents are outraged the homeowner was charged with anything. "He was defending his property." Residents want the charges against the homeowner to be dropped.

I seem to be the lone neighbor who thinks the drug dealer should be charged for his crimes. He's selling drugs to our kids. He should get a free pass because some teens tried to steal his car?

What do you think? Charge the drug dealer? Or no?




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207,227 Nothing matters. I think it will all be over soon. We are about to annihilate each other.


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207,226 I hate when I ask someone to be quiet for a moment because I'm trying to listen to the TV - watching Jeopardy is the perfect example - and the person then asks me why I want them to be quiet. Moron. I'm asking for silence and they make even more noise. They are either passive aggressive or stupid. My husband is such a man.


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207,225 I grew up across the street from a graveyard. It was our playground. We spent most everyday in there playing capture the flag and other games. We got to know all the graves. One batch that made us laugh all the time was what we called FUCK. As in, "Me, I was hiding over at FUCK and you walked right past me."

The FUCK spot had four graves in a row -- Freeman, Umberto, Charles, Kinney. Get it? The first letter spell out FUCK. We also had ELN, which we pronounced as ELLEN. I pictured beautiful girls buried there. I also remember a run of Douglas, Hannity, and Zimmerman which we called "DOG HOUSE". You get the idea. We had about 10 of these code names.

The reason I bring this up is because I recently went back to my home town. This is 50 years later. I of course had to stop in the cemetery and see my old stomping ground. But the strangest thing. Freeman, Umberto, Charles, and Kinney were gone. It was now Robertson, Bailey, Mitchell, and Kinney. The first three tombstones were much newer. Only the old Kinney remained. Also, the EL from ELLEN were still there, but the N was gone. And only Zimmerman remained from DOG HOUSE.

To me it looks like the cemetery was removing the old gravestones and then reusing the land for someone new.

This strikes me as so wrong. How can they resell a grave? Have we no morals? They probably wait till there's no chance any family members are still alive, then they toss the old marker away and sell the spot as a new burial site. This really bothers me. They are stealing from the dead!


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207,222 Most of the time I feel like sex is all I have to offer. But now I'm spotting after sex with my fwb and I know it's a turn off and inconvenient.

I can't even do this right. This is not what I expected my life to be.


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207,221 I felt fine yesterday. Ran some errands, hung out with a friend. They spent the whole time texting a new flame. Out of nowhere I felt very depressed. Then i heard from an ex who wants to watch porn while i give him head.... yet another person who likes what I do for them but doesn't want to focus on me. They want a distraction.
It makes me feel like I'm not ever going to be enough.


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207,220 i am too ugly to love.


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207,219 When I was a kid I put a penny on a train track and stood by as a train ran it over. I got the prize of an elongated penny. I showed it to a few friends. One kid's older brother yelled at me. He said putting a penny on a track could derail the train. He said I was lucky it didn't happened because I would have been responsible for killing hundreds of people. I cried and vowed to god I would never again do anything so foolish. It really bothered me. I was left feeling so scared at what might have been.

It was only as an adult that this memory resurfaced, along with the horrible feeling. That's when it occured to me - the dickhead older brother was lying. A penny won't derail a train. He caused me so much angst over nothing. Jerk.


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207,218 It's come down to this. So much tension with Iran these last few days. They are threatening to kill Americans and our allies. Now tonight I'm reading that a large airliner just crashed in Iran moments after it took off. It was heading for the Ukraine - the newest alley of the USA. Some are saying it was a mechanical failure. But come on. Too much of a coincidence. The ultimate scare tactic for a terrorist is to blow a plane out of the sky. And that's what just happened. Wold War Three has begun.


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207,217 Best interaction I ever saw at a town meeting. A showdown was looming. There was backlash against the Zoning Department. Residents didn't like some of the decisions being made. Many residents showed up at a meeting and wanted to speak. The Chairman kept insisting the audience couldn't say a word because it wasn't on the agenda. There was much angry yelling on this point.

Finally one guy sitting near the window called out, "Point of order Mr. Chairman."

The Chairman again said with a sneer that no one in the audience could speak.

The window guy explained that he said "point of order" and according to Roberts Rules of Order he must be heard, not his opinion of a zoning topic, but he was going to say something that affected the meeting proceeding as planned.

The Chairman called him a liar. He accused the window guy of trying to be disruptive. The window guy said he wasn't. He insisted he just wanted to raise a valid point that would affect the meeting. This back and forth went on for several minutes. The Chairman refused to back down. He wouldn't let the window guy speak. (I later found out the window guy was exactly right, calling point of order means he is allowed to speak about something affecting the meeting.)

What finally ended the stalemate was the sound of a siren. Everyone glanced towards the window. The Chairman asked, "What in bloody hell are they doing out there?"

The window guy answered, "That's what I was trying to tell you. Your car is on fire."

LOL.


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207,216 There should be a national no underwear day. Imagine how much fun it would be! Everyone would feel a sexy vibe all day long. At work or at the supermarket, everyone would be tingly. It would be like the best day of the year.


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207,215 I innocently posted on our town Facebook page how it would be nice to have a Chick-fil-A on our Main Street. There's one in a different town about half an hour away. I go there often. Everyone does. The line is out the door. So I thought it would be good to have one much closer.

Within a few minutes my post was deleted and I was permanently banned from the town Facebook page.

I was like what? What did I do wrong?

I contacted the forum administrator. He said I was intentionally trying to cause a huge controversy by suggesting Chick-fil-A should be here.

Huh? I made the suggestion because their chicken sandwiches taste good. It had nothing to do with their politics, or me endorsing their stance on homosexuality, or the Christian right. Shesh. Those things didn't even occur to me. I like their sandwiches. I suggested having them close by. I wasn't trying to start WW III.

So unfair. A chicken sandwich has become the newest political weapon of mass destruction.

People go way overboard. Sometimes a sandwich is just a sandwich.


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207,214 Amy, your kid is the biggest crybaby I’ve ever seen. 7th grade is too old to be crying on basketball courts and soccer fields. He’s the laughingstock of the neighborhood and you don’t even know it. You should have helped him with this since he’s been doing this exact thing since pre-school. You never got a handle on it and now he looks like an asshole at every game he plays. It’s more your fault than his. He shouldn’t be playing anything until you get this shit under control. It totally embarrasses his teammates, coaches and the parents on your team. He has learned none of the positive things you are supposed to learn from playing sports - it’s only brought out the worst in him. That’s your fault. Maybe it’s because you never played anything and you are trying to make up for it through him. What a shame. We all cringe with embarrassment at these games.  


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207,213 Im 32 and finally starting college. I couldnt be more excited. Im a late bloomer I guess. Im finally taking care of myself. If no one is proud of me, its okay... because Im proud of myself! I wish my mother was here to see me accomplish my goals. I miss and love her very much. I know she is looking down on me from heaven and one day I'll see her again.

32/F



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207,212 She rides the train from the same station I do.  I don’t know anything about her, and it’s not a big deal if I don’t.  I just want to find out her name so I can find her on social media and jerk off to her pictures.


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207,211 Where I live there is a push to keep your Christmas lights up year round. They say it's festive and a nice look. I listen to them go on and on and I think it has nothing to do with looking nice. They are a bunch of lazy whackos who don't want to put in the effort to take the lights down.


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207,210 No one knows how awful it is to be married to my wife. Every conversation is torture. It drives me crazy. Yesterday was the perfect example: Yesterday was Monday. I said to her, "You sent me an email saying your brother wants to borrow our large cooler. I need to dig it out from the basement. When will he be coming to pick it up?"

She answered me, "A week from Wednesday."

I said, "Okay, so I have plenty of time, it's nothing I have to worry about yet."

"No, you only have two days so you better get it ready now."

I said, "What do you mean I only have two days? You said he's coming here a week from Wednesday, that's 9 days."

"No, it's two days."

I said, "What are you talking about. Today is Monday. A week from Wednesday is 9 days away."

"No it's two days away."

I said, "Two days from now is Wednesday. A week from Wednesday is the following Wednesday. That's how it works."

"No you are wrong. When someone says a week from Wednesday, they mean a week from last Wednesday."

I said, "What? No they don't."

"Yes they do."

I saw this was going nowhere, so I changed the focus. I said, "Okay, he'll be here on Wednesday. I'll get the cooler out of the basement tomorrow after work."

"That will be too late."

I asked, "Why will it be too late? Tomorrow is Tuesday."

"Because he'll be here tomorrow morning."

"But you said over and over he'll be here on Wednesday."

"No, he's going to the beach on Wednesday so he'll need to pick up the cooler tomorrow."

I said, "But I asked over and over when he's coming. It's what this entire conversation is about. And each time you said Wednesday. But only now you are saying Wednesday means Tuesday?"

She said, "Yes, everyone knows Wednesday is when he's going to the beach, so obviously he needs to pick up the cooler on Tuesday."

"I didn't know. That's why I was asking. See how that works? I didn't know the day. So I asked the day. I don't understand why you told me a different day."

"Well you should have known what I meant. You really need to focus more on what I tell you."

See how that panned out? I of course am the one doing something wrong. I need to focus more. What should have been a simple question and answer taking all of 5 seconds, became a 5 minute frustrating and pointless back and forth. This happens multiple times each week. When she tells me something - even very simple things like when her brother will be here - I always have to wonder what she is really trying to say.

It's hell.


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207,209 I saw some of your conversation.  Just a bit.  I couldn't help but look, you two have been talking for hours.  I'm just a bit nosey, I admit it.

"...during my parents' divorce"

Divorce?  You told me they'd never gotten married in the first place.  You used it to back up some point in some conversation a long time ago.

I know it's none of my business, but...why did you lie to me?


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207,208 My friend was dying. He asked me to give the eulogy at his funeral. I worked on it for days. It turned out brilliantly. Problem is, in the end he didn't die. Kind of pisses me off. I put a lot of work into that speech.


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207,207 I don't understand what law Harvey Weinstein broke. He has power and position. Not a crime. He asked women to sleep with him. Not a crime. Many women agreed. Not a crime.


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207,206 No one winks anymore.


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207,205 My secret. When I was about 30 I went out drinking with half a dozen people from work. At midnight they alI said their goodbyes and left. I reluctantly started walking back to my apartment where my girlfriend - soon to be wife - was already in bed. I passed a little hip hole-in-the-wall bar. This was on Manhattan's lower east side. I went in, sat at the bar and ordered a beer. There was a guy sitting next to me. He turned to me and said "Fuck you and the entire world." I very calmly looked him in the eye and said, "If this is Tuesday, then yes, I agree." This confused him. It confused me too. But it was late and I was already a bit drunk and it seemed just as reasonable as what he said.

We then went on to have a very cerebral conversation about the messed up world and how love sucks and we both missed Saturday morning cartoons.

An hour into this he said he had to leave and I should come with him to his apartment. I didn't ask why. But I went with him.

As soon as we were inside, while still standing in his front hallway, he pushed me against the wall. He dropped to his knees, unbuckled my pants, yanked them towards the floor and instantly took my cock into his mouth. I remember looking down and seeing my cock in a place it had never been before, in a guy's mouth. I stood there not shocked by any of this. Within a minute I was rock hard. I told him I was about to cum. I did so out of politeness. I didn't know the etiquette of these situations. He didn't stop. I started to cum. In his mouth. He still didn't stop until all my jizz was out of my balls.

He stood up and kissed me. He pushed his tongue into my mouth. I could taste my cum. There were no big gobs in his mouth though. He must have swallowed everything.

He then pushed down on my shoulders. I got the message. I dropped to my knees. I undid his pants. I yanked them down. I stared for a moment. This was the first time I was face to face with a cock. I opened my mouth and suddenly there I was sucking on him. After a few minutes I found out the etiquette was not to say anything because he just started cumming in my mouth. I did as he did and swallowed. I stood up. I leaned in and tongue kissed him, giving him a taste of his jizz. He pulled up his pants. I pulled up mine. He said thanks and opened his apartment door. I went home to my girlfriend and climbed in bed next to her. I could still taste his jizz in my mouth.

This was the one and only time I did something like this. I secretly jerk off to the memory. Sometimes when my wife is blowing me, I think about the guy being in the same position. Given the chance I could see myself doing it again.


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207,204 There is a pretty successful female designer who is featured sometimes in magazines. She's hot, so I think the media loves posting her picture. I look at the magazine spreads of her looking all well dressed and prime and proper, standing in the houses of the rich and famous, pointing out a piece of art, and I laugh. I fucked her in the ass dozens of times when we were in our 20s.


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207,203 About those spooky drones storming the night skies in Idaho. If no company, or individual, or government agency is willing to stand up and take responsibility, thus calming the concerns of the residents, then anyone and everyone with a gun should start shooting the damned things out of the sky.


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207,202 In this past week I've seen two different men wearing mascara. Is this like the new thing?


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207,201 Could you imagine if Trump did inform Congress before he did the secret attack on Iraq? You know some members of Congress would have loudly announced the attack to the world before it happened. They would have intentionally ruined the element of surprise and the attack would not have happened. This is called treason. That goodness Trump never told them.


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207,200 I'm not sure why I have so many damn problems with my underwear, but I do!

Sometimes I'll use the ladies' room at work and realize that I put them on wrong. They could be inside out, or backwards, and once, they were inside out and SIDEWAYS. Wtf, who does that?

One time a few years ago, I was cleaning the house and needed to run to the drugstore for more supplies. I quickly changed, grabbing a pair of jeans from the laundry basket, and headed out with my kid. As we're walking into the store, he says, "Mom, there's something blue by your shoe." I look down, and it's a bright blue thong that I had worn with the jeans the day before. I quickly scooped it up and stuffed it in my pocket.

It happened again last week. I'd promised the kids to take them to the movies after work. I got held up in traffic, so I raced into the house to change as fast as I could, grabbing the first pair of pants I saw. As I buckled my seatbelt in the car, I felt...something...OMG AGAIN. As everyone got out of the car at the theater, I surreptitiously reached down into my pants, grabbed the undies and stuffed them under the seat. Worse - I only just now remembered that they're still there.

And then today. As per usual, after my morning coffee I went to go poop. It felt funny, like it didn't want to come out. I wiggled. It still wouldn't come out. I wiped. OMG what the hell is going on down there? My heart started racing. Something was very wrong.

And then I realized. I somehow didn't pull down my underwear along with my pajama bottoms. I pooped in my thong.

I'm a goddamn mess, literally. lol


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207,199 She was home from college and took my car without permission to go see her boyfriend a few hours away. I really needed my car at that moment. She knew as much. She took it anyway. When she returned home I was ready to yell at her... but some distant memory in my head kicked in. I recalled young love and being her age and the overwhelming desire to be with my special someone. So I didn't yell. I smiled instead.


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207,198 The Olympics should be hosted at a college. There are plenty of available dorm rooms and sports facilities in the summer. Silly that a country has to build new dorms and arenas to be used only once. No wonder why the Olympics is always a financial disaster.


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207,197 I was once hired as a home health care apprentice. In my first hour of training I was told I had to clean the butts of adult patients who had pooped. My instructor pulled off the diaper of this grown gross man. There was poop everywhere. The smell was deadly. I was told to clean it up. Instead of moving in closer, I backed away and left. My career in home health care was over. I'd rather be broke than clean up other people's poop.


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207,196 My wife is angry again today. I asked why. She doesn't know why. This is what happens when you marry a child.


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207,195 My friend posted a wedding pic of her and her hub from last summer. It shows her under the Bethesda arches in New York's Central Park. The happy couple is smiling. But I know the truth.

The arches look pretty and are featured in many movies, but the truth is the area stinks of urine and worse. You kidding me, it's a covered area in NYC. The homeless dwell there and poop and pee there 24/7.

Just goes to show that a happy marriage is all about fakery, even the wedding photos.

Here a picture of the arches, but not the wedding photo itself. I couldn't embarrass my friend in that way.







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207,194 The online conversations generally go like this:

He says something like, "I know for a fact that the democrats are compiling weapons and are going to storm the Whitehouse."

I respond with, "You are making all that up. There is no evidence to what you are saying. You are creating fake news."

He responds, "Well you are ugly and your husband is too."

****

This is what we are dealing with. This is the typical strife pulling the country apart. Good people don't realize --- the troublemakers are children in adult bodies with the IQ of a flea. They make things up, and when caught, they try to deflect by making up insults. They're worse than children in the schoolyard. Don't let them win. Don't believe what these irresponsible haters are saying online. Don't let the trolls win. Take back the airwaves. Take back the online forums. Take back America.


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207,193 I'm not getting what I want sexually. I've asked, I've suggested, I've even begged. He still refuses. It's boring as hell and he wonders why I never want it. Zero foreplay, no kissing, no oral. I don't feel desired. I want to feel sexy, because I am sexy! I workout daily, I am a size 8 with fake boobs and a nice build. So many men would kill to fuck me and show me some passion.


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207,192 It's been almost 20 days that we are dating. And it not working for me any longer. I don't feel free because he said he doesn't want a relationship, but he wants sex. I feel pressured by him. I'm "breaking up" this almost relationship tomorrow. He believes in hedonism, I am a demisexual.


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207,191 He was promoted. I wasn't. I smiled and shook his hand. I felt miserable on the inside. Time to quit.


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207,190 I missed you fiercely just now, thinking of our brief time together, your remarks in tune with what I needed. I don't understand how well we fit. How our conversations were so natural and connected. I forever wish for more.

And want to say it to you, the thing I could not say.

-The female version of you. 91.


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207,189 There are a few You Tube channels I follow. They are about construction. Usually these channels get about 20,000 views for each video. I mean it's pretty small stuff. After all, who really wants to watch a video on cutting wood, it's not that exciting. But I watch because I like building things.

There is one channel in particular though. I don't get it. The videos get a million views every week. Like what? Why does this one channel get so many hits? Something seems odd to me about this. As construction goes, the guy is a total amateur. He barely does anything. He doesn't have good advice. His projects are awful and poorly done in my view.  His personality is grating. He strikes me as slimy. He basically talks about himself for 15 minutes and sits back and collects ad revenue from the million viewers. I can't understand why a million people would watch this every week.

But I have a theory. I'm thinking the guy is gaming the system. I think he has some way of making it look like a computer user is requesting to watch his video. Easy enough to do programming wise. A server makes a request with a fake IP. It does it over and over with random intervals between requests, and bingo it looks like he has 1 million viewers. And each view adds a few more sheckles into his pocket, even though no human is actually watching.

I think it's a big con and this guy is making a killing off it.


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207,188 I made a short clip of myself riding my dildo, playing with my boobs and moaning. I was so horny when I made it. Usually I'd delete and never watch again, but this particular one, I rewatch often, and that 10 second clip (of myself) gets me so hot and wet. Is that weird?


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207,187 Sex with the guy I’m seeing is awesome. I’m starting to get a little more comfortable with him and a little more daring. I don’t unleash all my freakiness at once and the gradual releasing of it has been getting him off like crazy! Can’t wait to see him react when I tell him I think of him when I touch myself and have done so for months now...he doesn’t know that ;)

30/f/we’re both teachers at the same school and that makes even it hotter for some reason!


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207,185 My all white wealthy neighborhood has formed a little social gathering club. They get together once a month at a bar. About 20 people attend. They talk shit and get drunk. I have a friend who was unfortunately having dinner in a restaurant at the same time the club was meeting there. She said it was hell. The group was loud and obnoxious. A bunch of middle age fat guys drinking scotch and bragging about their how much their BMW cost, while the wives talked about their next trip to Paris.  

Making it even worse, the club has their own facebook page where they post hate-filled memes against minorities and poor people. They are so inappropriate.

The other day they made a post in the town's more general facebook page. They announced how they are looking for more members to join their club. The told the time and location of their next drunken soiree and invited everyone to come.

I commented on their post. I said I'm not a racist, so should I still come?

The blocked me so I can't see their posts anymore. I guess that's a no and I'm no longer invited. LOL.


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207,183 I think we are about to blow Iraq off the map. I'm not sure how I feel about this.


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207,182 Lets have wine together tonight.


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207,180 There is a statue outside my dorm window. It's of the school's founder. Normally I enjoy seeing the statue. But when it rains or even slightly drizzles, water drips off the statue's nose. It looks like the statue has a cold and wet goo is dripping out of his nostrils. It's gross. Like what if you were out with a friend and he had a big gooey drip coming out of his nose! Several times now, after the ran has stopped and there is still a residual drip on the nose, I have gone out there with tissue in hand and wiped the statue's nose. I know it is silly. But it's better than looking at that drip for the rest of the day.


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207,179 My daughter is 20 and defiant as hell. I don't deserve this kind of treatment. I tried to raise my kids with kindness and decency. We are a happy family without her around. But as soon as she comes back everything turns to shit.  I want her out of my house. She refuses to leave. I'm wondering if I can have her arrested for trespassing. Life is not supposed to be like this. But she leaves me no choice.


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207,177 Sickening to see the Democrats trying to say Trump did something wrong by taking out a terrorist mastermind. Democrats are such assholes. They will pick on anything and everything. Traitors is what they are.


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207,176 You owe me an apology.


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207,175 The old guard wouldn't give me a seat at the table because I had new ideas. So I built my own table. Soon thereafter the old guard became irrelevant and now they want a seat at my table. Sorry, no room for you.


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207,174 There is a very pleasant normal woman in town. She posts on Facebook once a day. She tells everyone about up-coming library lectures, or concerts at the schools, or a funny thing she observed at the supermarket. I like her posts. Everyone does. She's a good egg.

There's another woman. She's a spiteful narcissist. I think she is jealous the first woman gets pleasant attention. The narcissist makes nasty posts about the nice woman. It's scandalous how mean she is. She says the nice woman is just seeking attention for herself and how vain that is.

Then strangely enough, the narcissist posts pictures of everything she eats. I hate that. We don't needs to see your half eaten sandwich everyday.

But do you see the irony? The narcissist is posting about her self. Non-stop. But at the same time she calls the nice woman vain and self-centered even thought the nice woman never posts about herself, and of course never posts what she is eating.

People are blinded by their own reflection in the mirror. They can't see who they really are.



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207,173 I think 65 million years from now humans will be just another set of dusty bones in the extinct species section of a museum.


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207,172 One of my facebook friends created a gofundme to move to England. He explained that he has some problems with the immigration anf now him, his wife, his baby and two dogs have to move to England. Soo you were here, working illegaly anf now that you have been caught, I need to help you financially to move out. Bye bye bro and good luck with the Brexit!


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207,171 A woman on Facebook is looking for a private instructor to give swim lessons to her one year old baby.

I don't know. I don't think you can teach a one year old to swim. A one year old can't walk or talk. You can't teach a one year old anything. I appreciate wanting to protect the child by preparing the child for the water. But it's a false hope to try to teach the child to swim. The mother needs to be diligent and watch the baby constantly around the pool. Do not think that teaching the child will somehow prepare the child for an accidental fall into the pool.




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207,170 Where did our connection go? We could have had something beautiful


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207,169 There is something wrong with my brain. I love words. Obscure words especially. I look up the derivations. Why we have some words is interesting to me. Misanthrope - a hater of mankind. From misis - hate - same root that gives us "misery". Plus anthropos - "man" - same root as anthropolgy. So a misanthrope is a hater of man.

But I can never remember the words. I read an odd word. I spend 10 minutes researching the word's backstory. Then by an hour later I can't remember any of it.

I'm so disappointed in this. My brain just doesn't work with words. When it comes to math, my brain remembers everything. But with words I think I have brain damage.


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207,168 It’s time to move on. Time to find the job that treats me right and not like I am piece of crap. Find a place that praises hard work and motivates their employees and not a place where your boss is on a power trip and makes their employees look bad so they are not held accountable for their own inadequacies.  I am afraid that this may be the norm now for work places.


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207,164 I wasn't on Facebook for most of last year.  I just needed a break.  I finally went on the other day and noticed that my husband had some new female friends.  I also noticed that he'd changed his relationship status from "Married to (me)" to "No relationship to show."  His explanation?  His iPhone updated and must have changed the status.  He also created a Check-In called "(His name)'s Home" in a different city than ours.  He says he has no idea how this happened.  He thinks I'm stupid.


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207,163 My essential oils aren't working.


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207,161 "I'm jammin and jacked about raging on New Years Eve."

I don't fit in with my generation. I don't even understand their language.


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207,160 Ricky Gervais is a dick.


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207,159 I want to get back to the weight I was 7 years ago. To look at me now, you'd probably be surprised at the guys I was with. I want those options again. Now I feel my only option is to be alone thanks to being fat and having herpes. I'm so over all of it.


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207,158 My wife was giving me a half assed handjob and she just got up and walked downstairs leaving me there with a hardon.  


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207,157 This morning I called in sick at work and now I'm on my second can of malt liquor. I really need to assess my life's choices.


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207,156 I am a full blown sugar addict. I'm not overweight, but I want to lose 20 more lbs to be leaner. I alway liked sweets, so chocolate and ice cream are my best friends, To my defense, I usually eat dark chocolate and organic ice cream. But last year was really hard on me: the work was crazy and I had huge issues with acid reflux. So, I started eating more and more sugar, craving it, actually. I decided not to eat any sugar between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Although, I continued eating natural sugar, such as fruits, rice, organic bread. I lost couple of lbs, but what surprised me today is that when I bought  an ice cream bar at the gas station as I have been driving for several hours and needed some boost, I hated it! It tasted horrendous!
My next goal is no added sugar until Valentine's Day. Not a NY resolution.

F45



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207,155 I really want my mom to be in my future children’s lives. I loved my grandparents. I lost my abuelito almost one year ago and I could cry just thinking how I lost the first love of my life. I know how important it is to have grandparents and I sure as fuck don’t trust my boyfriend’s parents. At the same time, I don’t want to be pregnant and living at home still with no college degree...my pride might be big but I want to give my first child all my attention.


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207,153 My daughter is interviewing for college. I made sure all of her interviews are done outside of our town. I don't trust the petty people here. I might have said something online they don't like and they'd think nothing of punishing my daughter for it.


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207,152 Happy New Year to everyone.
To the people who disagree with me: Happy New Year!

To the people who have threatened me and my family with death: Happy New Year!

You may succeed in killing me but you will never succeed in killing what I stand for.

Happy New Year.


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207,151 Alex Trebek doesn't sound so good.... :(


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207,150 (Cleaning Guy at work) "Tell your friend I said hello."
Me:  "Oh, you mean the one you walked in on us while she was naked, riding me in that office?"
....Yes.


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207,149 It pains me to see your children so overweight. You are obese. Your husband is obese. But please, spare your children from a life of misery. Feed them healthier foods. I'm begging you.


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207,148 I went down an a woman last night. Now I've been feeling sick all day. My stomach wants to puke. What the fuck was in her twat?


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207,147 I know this guy. He's a royal dick. He's your typical frat boy turned 40. He's loud. He's fat. He says inappropriate things about women with a touch of misogyny thrown in. He also puts down some guys in our community. It took me a while to realize, but it's successful guys he puts down.

I finally pieced it together. His wife is a successful. She works in finance and makes a good salary. He works in a sporting goods store. I can't imagine he gets paid very much. This is the source of his anger and meanness. He's a kept man. He wife brings home the bacon. Stewing in his head is then a hatred of women. And a hatred of successful men - because they are something he is not.

I see this coming. I think he will lose it entirely and kill someone, maybe his wife, maybe a successful guy. He's a ticking time bomb. All I can do is watch. I can't really go to the police and say this guy is going to have a meltdown and do harm. There is no hard evidence. This is where the system fails.




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207,146 I wish I knew nothing about sex. I would be so much more productive in life.


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207,145 It's so obvious I did the right thing leaving him. He so quickly jumped into bed with a woman who looks similar to me, that it is obvious I wasn't unique to him. That is not love - that is lust. He could care less about my passions, my hobbies or my interests.

I am so involved with new stuff and ideas that I could care less. I could see him on the street with new woman and wouldn't blink an eye. I kinda feel sorry for the next one and all the heartbreak she will experience when she discovers she is not unique either. Just a warm P**** is all he wants - and help to do whatever he is doing.

I am lucky to have gotten out while I could still afford to.


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207,144 Being mean to the Elderly is something I will never understand.


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207,143 I want to experience the running through the airport kind of love.


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207,142 Never adopt a grown dog from a shelter. There's a reason the owners gave him up. He is not a good dog. I learned this the hard way.


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207,141 Ha, she posts non-stop with nasty comments. Then every now and then she posts how there are so many negative people out there. If only people could see themselves....


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207,140 I used to have lots of friends and an active social life. Just about all of my friends were from work - our industry is very, very tight - but when our location closed, almost everyone moved to other locations. Over the years, the ones who remained showed sides of themselves that I didn't like. I've made friendly acquaintances, but no real friends. I haven't been invited to a party in seven years. This New Year's, the kids were with their friends. My husband is out of town for work, and couldn't even be bothered to talk to me or wish me Happy New Year. I texted that to him twice. No response, and he had his phone off all day yesterday. I'm usually okay with being alone, but for the first time in my life, I sat here by myself and cried. F/51


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207,139 In church when everyone says "Peace be with you" and they reach around and shakes hands, there should be some guidelines. Like there's always some zealot treating it like a competition and he has to shake a dozen hands and beat everyone else. Like stop it. No reaching past your immediate vicinity.


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207,138 I went to a restaurant and the waitress asked seven times if everything was good with our dinner. Like fucking leave it alone already. I imagine drugs were involved.


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207,137 When I pee I try not to hit the water in the bowl. It makes too much noise. I aim for the one inch exposed bit of porcelain just to the side of the water. This is ridiculous because sometimes I end up hitting the top of the bowl and it splashes onto the wall. Disaster. Toilet bowls aren't really the best design .


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207,136 There are times my partner takes over an hour to orgasm. I feel like my jaw is going to fall off. It could be my fault. Maybe I'm bad at sex. But I don't think so. I've never had this problem with anyone else. There are also times when she will come in 10 minutes. So I don't think it's me. I think it's her. She gets distracted by the thoughts in her head, as evidenced by her mentioning what she wants for dinner while we are half an hour into me licking her clit. She is very inconsiderate to make me work so hard and she isn't even paying attention.


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207,135 My husband told me he wants to start watching the TV show Veep. I told him he’s already watched it. He insisted I’m wrong and he’s never seen an episode. I told him he’s watched several entire seasons. I said it’s the show with Julia Louis Dreyfus where she is the Vice President. He started getting angry and said I don’t know what I’m talking about. He said there are plenty of shows where Julia Louis Dreyfus plays the Vice President, so that doesn’t mean he’s watched Veep.

Why can’t men ever admit they are wrong????



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207,134 I intentionally act awkward the first time I have sex with a guy because I don't want him to think this is regular thing I do.


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207,133 I'd be very happy living in a one room cabin. As long as there is a nice bathroom, I'm good.


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207,132 Love this video of the pope hitting a woman.

https://youtu.be/U2y64doVfGc



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207,131 My wife says she wants to have sex today. This can only mean one thing. She wants something from me. I don't know what it is yet. She will undoubtedly tell me as soon as the sex is over.


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207,130 I saw a video on YouTube. A guy made small talk with a woman in a department store. He mentioned he was married and he was looking for a dress for his wife. He asked the woman if a particular dress looked good.

The woman pulled out her camera and starting filming him. She angrily asked if he was in a supermarket two years earlier - she said she remembered him.

The guy looked confused. She started yelling at him. He backed away. She shouted out for help. He turned and left. She gave chase screaming "Stop that man! Stop that man!"

He ran out into the parking lot. She continued after him saying something like, "Stop him! He tried to talk to me! Call the police!"

Wait, what did the guy do wrong? He asked her a question? She remembers seeing him in a supermarket a few years earlier? These are his crimes?

The police did come. They spoke to the man. The police informed the irate woman that asking her a question in a department store doesn't break any laws.

And you wonder why men think women are insane...


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207,128 I am joining a weight loss challenge. Each of us pay $60 and diet for 10 weeks. Whoever loses the most weight wins the pot. I'm sooooo going to win this.


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207,127 About two months ago....

Me: "How far you running today?"

My wife: "How can you ask such a stupid question? It's Thursday. I always do 7 miles on a Thursday. You don't know that because you never pay attention. You don't give a damn about me and my workouts. Jesus, for real, you have to ask how far I'm running today? It's Thursday idiot, it's Thursday."

Today....

My wife: "You never ask about my running anymore. Aren't you curious how far I go each day?"




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207,126 She starts going on about a TV show she's watching. She tells me the lead actress won an Oscar for her performance.

I said, "She won an Oscar for her performance in a TV show? I don't think that is possible. Oscars are for movies."

"Well she did! She did win an Oscar. Or maybe it was at the  Golden Globes. Oh wait, now I remember, she won an Oscar at the Emmys. That's it. In fact she won 5 Oscars at the Emmys."

Some people don't take the time to think before speaking.


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207,125 I don't understand women, especially women under the age of about 25.  I'm now pretty certain that many of them think I'm hitting on them simply because I'm talking to them, and then they get mad and lash out at me when they figure out that I'm not hitting on them.

This has been a problem since I was that age.  I've kept my distance from these young women since I was 28 and realized something was wrong.  

I thought that getting married would stop it from happening, but nope, still happens.  I'm almost 50 years old now and this is bullshit is now happening at work.  

Occasionally I have to talk to these young women because they're on my team or involved somehow in my project.  I don't talk to any of the rest of them.  I'll try my best to maintain total professionalism with these young women, but over the last three years I've been verbally lashed out at twice (both times completely out of the blue and inappropriately), and I got a nasty fucking look for trying to be polite like I was trying to hit on her.  

Earlier this year, a young lady about 22 years old was standing behind me waiting to get coffee in the kitchen.  She was new to the company and just out of college.  It was her first job.  I said hello, asked her if she was new, and where she had gone to college and what she was doing her at the company.  For a second I could see the expression on her face change to, "Why is this man hitting on me??"  But to her credit, her face changed back to normal, like she knew this was just a normal conversation with a coworker.

So why do I think they believe I'm hitting on them?  Their faces and reactions and expressions.  Any adult my age knows what those looks mean.  That's the easy question.  If those are the ones who will make those faces and react that way to me, how many of the rest think the same thing but just have better control over themselves?  It's an embarrassing thought, really.  

And it *never* happens with married women, lesbian women, or women older than 25 or so who have more maturity.  When I've worked in companies with mainly older professionals, this never happened.  It only happens with unmarried women under the age of 25.

And why do I think they get mad when they realize I'm *not* hitting on them?  Because I am an attractive man.  I've been told I'm handsome and cute all my life.  I still get flirted with.  Beautiful women like to talk with me and won't let me leave the conversation.  I still get looks and occasionally stares.  I think these young women *want* to believe an older man who looks like me would show interest in them.  I think they get mad when I don't and they lash out in some way.

And I know it's nothing I've done because these same young women get horribly embarrassed after they've done it.  The one who was rude because I was polite would look at me with this look of shame.  Another one had been looking at my LinkedIn profile, so I know she had looked at my other social media profiles.  The last one is on my team... she was embarrassed immediately and tried to pretend that she didn't lash out at me.  But I guess I have to still work with her.

Quite the missive I've written for New Year's morning.  This has been bugging the hell out of me because it's not stopping, and I know that any one of these young ladies could ruin my career by saying the wrong thing to the wrong person.  I'm too old and have too many responsibilities to have my career destroyed by some young woman's ego.  I guess I have no way out of this.


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207,124 My blood pressure is 190 over something. I'm told it is high.


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207,123 I'm a very disappointing man.


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207,122 2020 wish.
Love.


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207,121 I watch videos on youtube of people dying. I think the videos are against the content rules but they are there if you know where to look.


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207,120 My wife makes me so sad. She goes on these emotional binges where she treats me terribly. On this most recent roller coaster ride she screamed, rolled her eyes, cursed, and lied.

I told her I was done. We can't live like this anymore. She ignored me.

I told her I was going to cancel her gym membership and sell her car.

Within seconds she apologized for her behavior. She said she would make amends and be nicer to me. She then offered to give me a blow job.

It's clear. She doesn't care about me. She cares only about the things I give her. She makes me sad.

But you know what makes me sadder?

Me.

She offered a blow job and I accepted and here we are a day later and I feel so empty inside.






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207,119 When I squeeze down the row of a crowded theater and everyone is already sitting, I'm not sure of the etiquette. Do I face them? This would mean that my pussy is literally only inches from they faces. Or do I pass them with my back turned meaning my ass in inches from their faces? Neither seems like a good option.


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207,118 The thing I miss most about breaking up with him is forgetting the bottle of my favorite green tea shampoo in his shower. Fuck me, wish I had remembered it.


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207,117 My plans tonight are a flight to Denver. It’s a bit delayed but whatever at least I made it. My boyfriend will be picking me up at the airport in Denver. I’ve never had someone I love waiting at the arrivals gate for me before. I’ve always wanted to be able to run up and throw my arms around the man I love and kiss him hello upon getting off a plane so this is cool. Maybe next year will be a little better. I love you Nick :)


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207,113 I am so not looking forward to this colonoscopy on Thursday. Or not being able to eat food tomorrow. Or the anal cleanse I'll have to do tomorrow night. Wish me luck. LOL.


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207,112 Sometimes when I telework I'll go off and see a movie or go to a museum.  If I get e-mails from people during the day that need to be forwarded to my boss, I'll hit the forward button and then change the time on the original message so it looks like I just got the e-mail.


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207,111 New Star Wars trying to please the Hollywood crowd. No White men , unless it's an old bad guy. the heroes are a girl, a Black guy, and a Guatemalan.
Oh, and a Lesbian kiss.


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207,110 A group of cadets - in training to become corrections officers - participated in a graduation photo where they raised their arms to salute their instructor. Their arms were in the "Hail Caesar" pose. It was a tribute to the man they had come to respect as their teacher. Now they are all being fired because that same arm pose was used 80 years ago when saying "Heil Hitler". The cadets weren't saying "Heil Hitler". They weren't saying "Heil" anyone. The photo clearly shows them with the words "Hail Byrd" - their instructor's name.

But it is now apparently grounds for dismissal to warmly hold out your arm and offer a praising "Hail" to your teacher. Basically, the world has gone insane.




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207,109 It pains me how much food goes to waste in our fridge. I try to eat leftovers, but there are too many and no one else will eat them. Today I threw out a half a dozen yummy meatballs. I wish my family members weren't such food snobs.


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207,108 You're a tough guy, I'm talking a beer chugging ruffian who curses and spits and demeans others....

And then you post endless selfies, like a young teen girl.

LOL.


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207,107 1. The way you explain things confuses me and is usually convoluted. Instead of giving directions to me straight, you do it in the most roundabout way.
2. You talk just to hear yourself talk.
3. It is hard to take you serious with that picture of yourself on your desk on display. You need to gift that to a family member right quick, it’s not you with anyone else, it’s just you. Um, ego much?
4. You never joke around. I think I’m not programmed to not be able to trust or connect with people who simply refuse to ever joke around.
5. You once confided in me that you want to be silly but you’re afraid and you don’t know how. I think moving through this could be huge for you and unlock some doors in relationships.
6. I’m way past being freaked out by the cyber stalking and the keeping of everything.
7. I think the not throwing things away is part of your trauma and is shared with other members of your family.
8. You haven’t really asked me about me and then proceeded to listen to the answer over half a year. You inevitably interrupt me and then talk about yourself.


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207,106 I'm coming after you. Make no mistake. You messed with the wrong person.


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207,105 Gil, this is my last night here in this city. I’ve liked you
For like 16 years. Not to pressure you but tonight matters. You like me too? Well I asked you to spend my last in Austin with me for a bit and if you find a reason not to come, then it’s never going to happen. I’m gonna stay in the other city and move forward with the guy who makes a lil room for me in his life despite being very busy and a single parent. You said you could easily date me but you’re super close to never finding out. Now, or never. It’s entirely your call. So show on up. It’ll be Fucking terrific. Come on.


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207,103 When I finally knew it was time to get divorced: First off, fuck the idea that it takes two to make a marriage bad. No, it takes one selfish person and one giving person. The blame is not shared. I have always been the giving person. It has frustrated me endlessly how she would take advantage. A million stories. But at one point she did yet something else self centered and then tried to blame it on me. I said it wasn't fair and I was thinking about divorce. She suddenly disappeared while I sat contemplating in the bedroom. But where did she go. I went down stairs. She was at my PC with her phone in hand. She was taking a picture of my screen. I looked. It was on Match.com. She had typed that into my URL bar, then proceeded to take a picture - so she could show a judge I was cheating. Who does something like that. Within one minute of saying divorce she was making things up and ready to lie in court. That cemented the deal for me. I could never trust her again. She did something similar once before. She told her friends I hit her. Oh it was the talk of the town. A few months later we were at a marriage counselor and I got her to admit she made it up to cause maximum damage to my reputation. I made sure the therapist wrote it down. Of course I'll never get my reputation back in the community. But at least a judge wouldn't hold the lie against me. But here we were again.Withing one minute of me saying divorce she is setting me up again with a fake screen shot. That was the last straw. I got out. It it cost me. Divorce sucks financially. But sometimes you need to get away from evil no matter what the cost.


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207,102 What have I done to you for you to treat me this way?  I don’t have the slightest idea why? Or what happened. Or when it happened.


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207,100 I should be able to walk through the ghetto at 3 a.m. with $100 bills hanging out of my pockets and not have to worry about getting mugged.  I am not responsible for the fact that somebody else decided to do something evil and mug me and steal all my money.

But we agree that it's a pretty fucking stupid thing to do, right?  Even though I should be able to do that, I shouldn't do it, because it's sending a signal to the evil people that I'm an easy and profitable victim, right?

Let me share with you some wisdom, young lady.  

I know you shouldn't have to be worried about guys sexually assaulting you when you're passed out drunk.  You should be able to imbibe at a party, go a little crazy, and pass out without having to worry about an evil guy touching you where and when you don't want to be touched.

So we agree that it's a pretty fucking stupid thing to do, right?  Because even though you should be able to do that, you shouldn't do it, because it's sending a signal to the evil guys that you're an easy and profitable victim, right?

I'm sorry this has happened to you twice.  I just wish you would ignore the people who are telling you to go ahead and do it because you *should* be able to do it.  

There are risks to certain behaviors that have nothing to do with "I should be able to that" and more to do with "there are evil people waiting for you to do that."


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