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211,903 Have you ever sucked on a cock after it has been in your ass?


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211,902 Why do all my toxic friends come back at the same time? Just leave me alone!


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211,901 Matlock

M*tlock!

password brilliance


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211,900 Is it inappropriate to ask a woman how her husband died? I met a woman. She is young, 45. I know she is a widow. She told me so. But she didn't explain any more. I felt like it wasn't my place to ask. But now I wonder if perhaps she wants me to ask so she can talk about it? What would you do? Ask or not ask.


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211,899 I drove to a neighboring state in order to go see Christopher Nolan's "TeNet" in a movie theater. It was 2.5 hr each way but it was worth it. Not so much because the movie is great (it's okay) but because I have missed going to the movies so. much.

At the same time, it was really strange as the theater was quasi-empty (there were 4 other people at my 4pm showing). I resent the current dystopia with a passion.

While I don't deny the pandemic is real, I also can't ignore the fact that I have tested negative 7 times now ( I have to get tested often due to my job) and that's with traveling to Mexico and back twice in the past few weeks and being in front of 10s of people daily (again, job).

All this to say/write, I want OLD LIFE back. UGH.





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211,898 I acted like a complete ass with some people I know. I don't know what got into me. I'm usually a much better person, not a whiny sullen piss ant. Time to eat humble pie. Sorry. I'm going to reach out to all of them and make amends.


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211,897 MY EX BOYFRIEND IS GAY. What is life dammit


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211,896 Women, do you find it sexy and exciting in a taboo sort of way when a guy eats his own cum?

Or is it a WTF moment and you think he's a weirdo perv?


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211,895 I'm done dating. Think I'll get a dog.


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211,894 I tried looking up my college girlfriend from 30 years ago. No luck. There's mention of her back in the 1990s. But nothing since then. She received a PhD and her name is listed on some scholarly articles. Real smarty she was. But she has fallen completely off the grid. I began to suspect the worst.

I tracked down an old friend of hers, a reporter for the New York Times. She confirmed my former girlfriend died. Died by her own hand no less.

This makes me so sad. We were so into each other in college. To think she's been gone all this time and I didn't even know. Life sucks sometimes. Death sucks all the time. RIP sweet Julia.


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211,893 I make a point of never lying. It's hard sometimes. But it's way better than being deceitful.


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211,892 I think it's no coincidence that the show "Masked Singer" started airing a few years ago and now we all have to wear masks. It's as if they were conditioning us to believe wearing a mask is okay and normal and even fun.


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211,891 I used to date a woman that would suck my cock, while telling me in her sexy voice, about hot guys she saw that day, and that she wanted them.  Had to be some of the best blowjobs i've ever received.  Something about that "Jealous Gene".


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211,890 Got on the treadmill and it was making a loud clicking sound. I decided not to run today. I think that's a good excuse. Left a message for the repair company though.


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211,889 I forget what my ex hubby looks like. I can't picture his face anymore. Amazing what a year will do. An emotional self-defense mechanism?


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211,888 Do you mind tasting your pussy juices on a cock after it has been inside you? I dated this one woman. For our typical sex romp, we'd start out with intercourse and finish with oral. But first she insisted I wash her juices off my cock. She didn't want the taste in her mouth. I was in no position to argue, so I did it. Kind of ruined the mood every time because I'd have to get up and shower for a minute. Struck me as odd.


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211,887 I dated  a woman for 7 years starting in college. She was my soul mate. We spoke of getting married. She went on vacation to California with her female friend, a girls week away. When she returned I found an opened pack of condoms in her purse. The end. No marriage. No more relationship. I've never trusted a woman again.


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211,886 (Black woman cashier) scanning my stuff
Me: how are you today?
mumbles
Me:  I have this card for discounts.
mumbles, doesn't look up.

(As Im gathering my bags to leave, the next customer is a Black man)
Cashier:  HI! How are you today? did you find everything alright?

Me: OH, THANK YOU, I ALSO AM HAVING A GOOD DAY, AND FOUND EVERYTHING ALRIGHT, BITCH!

So please don't try to say that SOME Blacks are not racist against Whites.


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211,885 free at last!  If I can pass on some wisdom, you can live with someone, but don't get married! You grow bored of each other, you resent, over time people change.  


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211,884 There are muses in this world. They inspire. What I never hear mentioned tho, there are anti-muses. They suck the energy out of me. I get nothing done because I have to constantly tend to their drama.

It took me a while to learn this lesson, but find the muses. Ditch  the anti-muses.


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211,883 I want him to be rough with me. I know he's afraid to.  He had a terrifying past.  He doesn't want to treat me like they treated him.  I don't know how to tell him that he never could. He could do the same physical things to me but because I asked him to it wouldn't mean the same thing. It makes him sad to talk about, so I don't bring it up.


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211,882 I'm thinking of contacting a former teacher and seeing if I can talk her into going on a date. We are only 5 years apart in age.


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211,881 I want to make millions. I am super motivated. There will be no stopping me!


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211,880 I saw a 250 pound woman running today. She was wearing black stretchy short shorts and a bare mid-riff top. She was literally stopping traffic. I think drivers were making fun of her. I applauded her chutzpah! You go girl. Ignore the idiots.


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211,879 When we park at the mall my husband will take photos of the cars on either side of us. When we come back to the car he checks for any damage from those other cars opening their doors. This is life with my always paranoid, always suspicious husband.


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211,878 It's just a pussy. A little hollow of flesh. Guys make too much out of it.


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211,877 I've been working in the sign business for around 20 years. One of my pet peeves is dedication plaques at schools & hospitals. How about you don't spend thousands of dollars a year on bullshit that no one is ever going to read or care about and you drop a few bucks from the bill. The same thing goes for plaques on highway overpasses. Is someone going to pull over on a busy highway to read about the Heywood Jablomi Memorial Bridge?


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211,876 My 14 year old daughter wanted to tell me she kissed a boy. My wife had already told me. I didn't want to hear about it. So when my daughter called on the phone, I pretended I couldn't talk and I hung up. The topic never came up again. Not sure I did the right thing. But there are topics dads don't want to know anything about.


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211,875 I believe in God.


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211,874 Frank Ocean is the most overproduced crap I've ever heard


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211,873 Girl, you have a lot of nerve talking on facebook about ugly guys on tinder. You realize you're ugly too, right? Who are you to talk? If you think someone's ugly, just don't date them. You don't have to make a status about how ugly the person is. Some regular looking guys probably read your status and think "I must be ugly too because women have high standards. I guess I'll never find a girlfriend." You're actually creating MORE incels. You complain about incels but you're creating more of them.You are part of the problem. Incels exist, in part, because they feel alienated and isolated. And even if they don't turn into an incel, you still created insecurity in a lot of guys. Cause that's just what this world needs. More insecure guys. If a guy is a jerk, there's a 6/10 chance they're acting that way because they're insecure. You're ruining the dating world one facebook status at a time! And here's the kicker: You're the most insecure person of all!


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211,872 i hate being insecure


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211,871 Some canned food is quite delicious.


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211,870 I always think the worst. I must have a sour demeanor to always see things as dark instead of light. Wish I could change.


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211,869 I am so attracted to my fiance. We're sitting on the couch and my legs are draped over his lap. I'm on my computer and he's playing video games, and he's holding onto my foot. Just the gentle but firm grasp he has on my foot and the way he caresses it every so often is making me want to jump his bones. But we paused sex until the wedding night. Sigh... I love him


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211,868 I want to flirt and possibly start a relationship with this woman. I've known her in real life for a few years. I think we are compatible. At least I thought so when we met a number of times in real life. I was seeing someone though so nothing happened. But now I am without a date so....

But here's the problem. She is staying in her home because of the pandemic. My only contact with her these days is on Facebook. I read her posts. Every single one of them is a political rant. I can't comment. I can't start a conversation when she is so angry. If she had just one reasonable post I could get my foot in the door. It's been weeks where I check her page everyday hoping for a break. Nope. Nothing but political anger. Maybe we aren't so compatible.


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211,867 I'm bleeding from my bum hole. Oh great, what else can go wrong!


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211,866 Would you date a man if he didn't have a job?


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211,865 Before she met me, my wife only slept with married men. Very strange. Four married men to be exact. It's as if she didn't want a real husband. Just someone to fuck once every few weeks. She didn't care he went home to his wife.

Then I came along. We got married. It lasted for a while. But I sense she was never very into it. We got divorced.

Guess what. I found out she is back to her old ways and sleeping with married men.

Ladies, beware. You should stay away from my wife. You may think she's your friend but she cares nothing about ruining other people's marriages.


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211,864 I want to change my first name. Maybe my last name too. My first name is boring. It's David. Eh, so many people named David. I want something cooler. My last name is awkward. It's very ethnic and hard to spell and pronounce.

Can anyone suggest a better first and last name?

Turns out for $150 I can change both and this nagging issue goes away. To think that I've lived with my name for all these years and all along I was only $150 away from a solution.


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211,863 I wish someone wanted me in their life.


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211,862 90s Tribute Band guy here. Some of the frontrunners for name of band are now: Citizen Chick, Kaiser Soze, Fox Force 5, Buffy and the Vampires, and Agent Starling.


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211,861 Aside from the boss, I'm the only one at work without a tattoo.


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211,860 I think I’m nearly done with this life


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211,859 We should also ban whiny ass married people on this site. :)


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211,858 Dear Cavecanum,
If you marketed a shirt that says "NO Politics Please" like on the top of your page, i'd buy.


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211,857 Wine. Vino is the answer - i probably have spent enough $ on wine during quarantine to buy a vineyard.



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211,854 About 15 years ago, my wife and I were renting a beach house on summer vacation with her immediate family, including her attractive older sister. One day before dinner I went up to our room to get something. When I came out of the room, my sister in law was in her room across the hall, door wide open, standing completely naked after coming out of the shower. We stared at each other for a few seconds. The look on her face was hard to read. There was no shock or alarm or embarrassment, and she didn't move to cover up. Nor did I move or look away, at least not immediately. I have no real reason to assume this, but I almost feel like she was waiting for me to cross the hall, enter her room, shut the door, and quickly have sex with her. I didn't do that of course. I broke eye contact and quickly made my way downstairs to help get ready for dinner. Not surprisingly, we have never acknowledged the strangeness of that moment.


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211,853 The process of divorce is awful.


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211,852 I chose the wrong man.


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211,851 Hey, asshole! That mask isn't a chin warmer! Pull it up over your mouth AND nose. Trust me, you're not going to suffocate. (Unfortunately.)


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211,850 "It's been a long time." Yeah, I haven't talked to you for that long for a reason. You told me that I was never raped, because you talked with the guy and he told you it was a "misunderstanding". Then, you slept with him! The worst part about it is, you cheated on your husband to do it! You're just toxic all around. You're manipulative. It's always your way or the highway. When the last boyfriend left you, you played the victim even though you're the one who cheated. You said it "really hurt you" that he left you. hahaha give me a break, girlfriend. You also got really mad when I talked to other friends of yours. You got jealous like a 3rd grader who saw her best friend talking to someone else. It's pathetic.


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211,849 I grew up relatively poor so when I gave birth to my oldest daughter I gave her everything (I am by no means rich) but I wanted to give her everything I did not have (within reason of course). Bad move. My husband & I paid for her Associate’s, Bachelor’s & Master’s degrees (and we worked our asses off to save up the money; we also have two other children to support too). I did not even get a thank you (not kidding either). We have not spoken in over a year because she flips out on me: if she is dumped by her boyfriends, friends turn on her, a co-worker is mad at her, it’s raining and that ruined her plans, just nonsense, etc. I suffer the burn. She recently texted me (not even a phone call) because she needs something. I’m done & refuse to keep being her punching bag. She is 26 & I am 51 and the stress & heartbreak she has given me ends now. New parents DO NOT overindulge your children, my other two were treated the same but are wonderful people. What the hell went wrong? I fully accept my responsibility for spoiling her and it ended poorly. People learn from my mistake. My secret; I have never told a soul about this (so embarrassing); only my husband and I know. I just pretend everything is great :(


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211,848 There you go again. What do you even find interesting in my phone???

Bluetooth, feedback, ugh, you’re just so sneaky and gross. What happened to my laid back husband??? You’ve turned into a possessive creep.

I’m not cheating on you. I want to be alone.


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211,847 So I have been helping my parents out because they both had procedures recently.  My bf knows that.  He has so much stuff in his place it's a never-ending mission to get it all together and organized.  I kept telling him I'd help at least with the clothes, because that I know how to do, but he never helped me to see what's dirty and what's clean and what he needed. He has so much clothes so I didn't know what to wash. I needed stuff to go to the laundromat and he just wouldn't help me to help him and he wanted me there with him.  Then the thing with my parents happened. Anyway we were just talking and he hit his shin which hurts.  So he proceeds to say " I need help in this fucking house too much shit to move for me."  Then he says "when the fuck you gonna help me? Ur useless to me. " How am I supposed to take this exactly?


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211,846 Best compliment I ever received from my teenage son.

He's a typical teenager and doesn't say much of anything to adults except for an occasional grunt.

My wife and I recently separated and are getting divorced. She ran off, left me and our son behind. Great mom... She is also a sloppy, scattered hoarder.

After she left, I cleaned up. All her years of filth gone. All her stacks of "projects" gone. All the kitchen counter tops cleared. All the seats no longer hold piles of debris. Everything made good again.

About a month later, my non-speaking son actually spoke up. Out of nowhere he said, "Dad, the house has been looking great. I've never seen the dining room table top before. I like living this way. Thanks."

Oh yeah! Almost makes the divorce worthwhile.



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211,845 My last ex boyfriend was a drug addict. I was robbed from him, his drug addict family, and I basically had my life ruined thanks to his vice...

Well I'm with a real man and I'm pretty sure we'll have kids one day... But my secret? It isn't cheating.

One night, I had a nightmare about my ex. I don't remember what happened, but I heard he was arrested and ran to him. Witnessed the entire trial in a courtroom encloses with glass. Saw his crackhead friends take the stand... While I'm slamming my fists and screaming and crying on the walls between us.

I woke up crying. My partner comforted me. I lied to him... And told him I had a dream about him going to jail...

I still remember that dream to this day.


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211,844 People in my city are starting to hoard again. There is anticipation of a second lockdown.


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211,843 My boss makes me laugh. There is an employee trying to sleep with her husband, and she still won't fire her. Wow. She truly is an empath. She truly doesn't have a backbone. This is so sad. Sometimes I think she's keeping me around because she feels bad, but holy shit. This is too far lmaooo


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211,842 I love canned peas.


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211,841 In college I had a wild thing girlfriend. She was feisty. First time we had anal sex (first time for either of us), she had an orgasm. I miss those days. I've never encountered another girl who had an orgasm through anal.


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211,840 New Feature:

CaveCanum is now on YouTube.

(See menu bar at bottom of this and all pages.)

Feedback appreciated.

Does it work as a YouTube channel?




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211,839 We haven't had fresh vegetables in this house for months. I worry covid has been breathed on them in the supermarket. Therefore I only buy canned.


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211,838 Time for my husband to spy on me again even though I haven’t been with someone since we met.

He can’t say the same. Which is why guilt eats him alive and keeps him stalking me. Tell Olivia I said hello. She can have you. I don’t care anymore. I just want my kids and to never see your backwards family again.



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211,837 I can be fine for many hours. Then I'll remember my wife cheated on me. She slept with another man. I'll instantly get tears in my ears.


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211,836 I see a new trend developing. Used to be everyone wore masks. Then some people stopped and the mask wearers harassed them.

Now I see most are not wearing masks. I do. And when I walk down the sidewalk I get harassed by those not wearing a mask. The tables have turned.

Hey, leave me alone assholes!


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211,835 I'm now spoiled by a beautiful pussy that has never had kids.


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211,834 Coffeehouse stats: one normal cool guy, one cool but weird owner, one annoying wife of owner, 2 sweet baristas , one no personality robot Millennial barista.


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211,833 I do not understand some of the interactions with my partner. Just now I went to go wake him (it’s noon and I know he has meetings in the afternoon). I woke him up being all nice and then he said “lay with me and hold me.” I said “sorry I can’t right now. I’ve gotta go take care of some work.” It’s the middle of my work day, I’m on the clock and have to get ready for stuff. Then he got irritated and said “don’t. Dont. Don’t. Please please please. Stop. All I wanted was to be held. Jesus I’m sorry. Go away.” In practically a yell. So I just said nothing and left. He can oversleep his meetings then. I’m not an alarm clock anyways and he’s a grown man. But seriously what the hell was with that response ?


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211,832 He turns his back on me, emotionally, mentally, completely...and still greets me with a fake smile and a kiss when he comes home. He gets to pretend it's a brand new day and I'm the one with the problem.


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211,831 I have used a fork to comb the fringe on my rug. I like things to be tidy.


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211,830 The anthrax scare of my generation looks like nothing compared to the corona pandemic.


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211,829 I'm thinking about removing the tape from around the doors and windows. It's been there for 6 months.


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211,828 You weren’t there for me Mom.

I told you my friend was dying and you wouldn’t even hug me or talk about it. I was crying and you didn’t want to comfort me at all.

I told you he was abusing me. You asked what I did to deserve it.

When I was overwhelmed as a mother I thought of suicide, I thought of leaving my babies. I now know that’s because I was raised by a mother who would turn her back on me easily and has.

With that knowledge and realization comes the responsibility and freedom to be the mother my kids need. I cannot abandon these babies. They are my life. They need me. Any form of neglect would mean that I am following in her footsteps and I won’t do that.

I’m sorry that I wasn’t the boy you wanted mom. Thanks for letting me know that.



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211,827 My brother lives in a tent on the banks of a creek.
He’s schizophrenic. He has a drug problem.
He’s got an infection in his leg that luckily is healing up finally after my mom convinced him to at least take antibiotics.
This is something I regularly laugh about because
If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.
I’m not heartless; I’m just sick of worrying about him.



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211,826 I think my marriage might be over soon. The sad thing is that I’m not even sad.


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211,825 This is the weirdest sexual hangup I have ever encountered. Years ago I was seeing a woman who got upset with me because I made her orgasm. She liked sex and loved the way it feels but she didn't want to cum. She never gave me a definitive reason for that. So I'd have to get her to the edge and back off. Tough to do when I was getting close to popping my own cork!


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211,824 Life is too short to be unhappy. LIVE YOUR LIFE!


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211,823 My husband's narcissism is becoming unbearable. If you don't do what he wants, when he wants, he gets cranky. Like, if I pick him up from the airport and don't pull up the second he walks out of baggage claim, he gets angry. Dude, you know we can't park at the curb anymore, so if you're not there when I pull up, I have to go around. That takes time. I CAN'T TELEPORT.

Today, when I got in my car after work, I saw that he'd been texting me for the past 45 minutes to come meet him for a drink when I was finished. I've told him before that I don't check my phone when I'm working, because I have to finish my tasks in a set time. So I called him and said I had to run home, let the dog out, go to the bathroom, freshen up and change (I was sweaty and dirty), then I'd meet him. Driving home and doing all of that took only 20 minutes, and the bar is 10 minutes from home. As soon as I got there, I saw him walking to his car and shaking his head at me when he saw me. I pull up, and he says, "Sorry, I waited long enough." Later I saw he'd sent a text saying, "Forget it, see you at home."

Not long after we got home, he passed out and is still asleep 5 hours later. Problem is, we're leaving in the morning for a drive to an out-of-state family event. His clothes were still in the washer, so I have to dry and fold them while trying to do my own laundry and packing everything we need, washing dishes, taking the trash out, cleaning up and setting the coffeemaker. I'm dreading the morning chaos. I'm so pissed!


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211,822 I was a good kid, but when you really think about it, I was reckless. Hitting on 20 year old guys, talking to lots of sketchy people, not looking both ways before crossing the street. Holy shit, I could've been killed. I was a fucking daredevil. hahahahaha .


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211,821 I’m so glad I didn’t bring kids into this world.


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211,820 It's very difficult to clean the tile floor behind the toilet. Like it's almost impossible to reach back then. But when you think about, it's the one area in the entire house that absolutely should be cleaned regularly. So dumb the way humans do things. No one thinks ahead.


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211,819 I would like to fall in love again. I miss the feeling. 61M


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211,818 Damn, Mike, I miss talking to you.  You let me have it last year and then contact me months later, apologizing and wanting to meet.  Then you disappear again and text me in May.  And gone again.  I think we could have had so much fun together, what happened?  I've talked to other guys since, but my mind goes back to you.  


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211,816 What is the biggest amount of money that someone has given you, as a gift?
Besides my parents, mine is $5000.


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211,815 My partner talks to himself all day long at work. He curses and mutters. It’s non stop and SO annoying. We are both working from home and in a very small apartment. I’ve told him it’s annoying, but he still does it. I’ve started going SHHH every time he talks aloud to himself about something. Very petty and he is very mad, but I can’t concentrate with his constant swearing.


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211,814 I haven't jerked off in 5 days. I think that's a personal record!  


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211,813 My husband says he will get a vasectomy. But he won’t. He has made no move to make a doctors appointment or anything. If I ask him about it he says he’s going to. We have only had sex once since my last period. I asked him about five times to please put on a condom, but he didn’t. He didn’t finish inside me though. Now my period is super late. I am freaking out. I’m going to buy a home pregnancy test and pray that it’s negative. Then I’m going to call my doctor and get a prescription for an IUD. I can’t handle all of this anxiety every month.


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211,812 I don't understand couples who get married and try for babies immediately. Like why? Don't you want to run around the house naked together? Don't you want to build a strong foundation as husband and wife before some screaming infant stresses you both out?

Obviously, this doesn't include accident babies during the newlywed years, but yeah, I think people should slow down.


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211,811 "Obesity runs in my family". Honey, no one runs in your family.


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211,810 A grown man has not "gone missing". You can't file a missing person's report because you haven't heard from someone in one day.  Woww. A grown person can't have any time to their self without someone filing a missing person's report? Bullshit. If I dissapear, I'm avoiding people. Not "missing". I wasn't kidnapped or killed or raped. I'm escaping the emotionally abusive people in my life who demand all of my time. STFU


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211,809 This site should post a reminder every week or so reminding the readers that this is a politics free zone. Maybe add a tag line to the logo?


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211,808 We had to put our 14 YO dog down 2 weeks ago & I cry every day, multiple times a day. We had pets in the past (and loved them all dearly & were heartbroken when they died) but this time it’s really bad. I have confided in a few friends (who although were a bit sympathetic) basically told me- “well just get another one”; that’s not helping. She wasn’t a pair of worn out shoes easily replaced she was a family member for 14 years. I just confided in them once and dropped it. When they are dumped by boyfriends, fired from jobs, need to borrow $, their package from Amazon was stolen & it’s life shattering for them, etc. I am always available & there for them. My secret: I think it’s time to reevaluate my friendships. RIP, poor Molly we love & miss you.


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211,807 Headline in my local paper:

"Funeral planned for **** *******, 89, who died unexpectedly on Saturday."

Um. She was 89. Was her dying really that unexpected??


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211,806 My secret is that I know someone who hit and killed a little girl in front of a laundromat. It was a hit and run. They couldn’t just leave me alone. I hope that they’re enjoying their fake bullshit life now.
Karma awaits.


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211,805 I 100% agree that political rants should be banned. That said, the CDC was told to recant their warning about Airborne exposure. It looks like they've reversed course.

I'll put it like this:

4 of us are in an elevator for 2 minutes. Let's say I have to fart.... Specifically a wicked Silent but Deadly......... Are you going to tell me that the other 3 aren't gong to smell it?

That is how this virus works. Transmission is proven to be airborne. It's a fact but it seems to have to be kept a secret until Nov 4 despite recordings from Feb stating as much. It's as simple as getting a whiff of a fart and you get it except you're not smelling a fart but someone just ahead of you that coughed or sneezed.

Keep safe.




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211,804 PMS. Every month I get so weepy and I feel so lonely. I feel like everybody hates me. I feel like I’m completely alone and alienated from everybody. I feel really ugly, my face looks distorted, my body feels swollen and I am just so exhausted. Today was horrible.


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211,803 Don't ever be jealous of a girl with shiny hair. You know why it's so shiny? She got so depressed she didn't shower for five days. Stop asking what shampoo she used. None. For five days. Wanna know how depressed a girl is? Look at her hair. Is it shiny? Chances are she just washed it today for the first time in a few days.


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211,802 I feel guilty for saying anything bad about the person who has made my life a living hell for the past 2 years. I feel bad ratting her out to my boss, even though her actions have caused me to think about suicide.



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211,801 Went on an interview today.  No one in the office was wearing masks.  I heard this happens, but it's like 12 people, that means 12 different households.  And they were encouraging me to take my mask off.  Like you don't have to wear one, it's fine, no one here does.  Kept mine on ofcourse.  But all it takes is one person.  People are not smart


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211,800 I slept with an ex girlfriend the night before I got married. I was living with my fiancee at the time. The unofficial wedding rules state you can't see the bride the night before the wedding. Okay,  so I stayed in a hotel. But why let a great hotel room go to waste? So I called up the ex and we bonked.

In looking back, yea, that was kind of shitty of me.

There's more though. I slept with the same ex girlfriend the night before I proposed to my fiancee. At least I'm consistent. Haha.


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211,799 I went for a bike ride this morning. I pedaled up a small hill and my heart started racing. I suddenly worried I was having a heart attack. The fear made my heart beat even faster. A panic attack set in. I felt like I was going to die all alone by the side of the road. It was the worst feeling even.

Obviously I survived.  Still, it put the fear of God in me. I'm not sure what to do. Should I avoid riding my bike for a while? Or should I go out for another bike ride asap to show myself it's okay?


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211,797 So let me get this straight.
You live with a guy, yet youre fucking me.
Then you get offended when I say I'd never trust you or be in a relationship with you?
That is so funny.  You are being a cheating whore. It is what it is.
And that doesn't make me much better, either.


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211,796 My sister needs some serious, serious help.

We went to see my niece yesterday for her birthday.  I'd told my sister what kind of cake I made - it wasn't pretty, but it was certainly going to be delicious - and it was the first I'd ever made my baby girl.

My sister immediately inserted herself that my vegan niece doesn't eat marshmallow, so sister'd send $$ for us to buy a new cake.  The whole point of the effort was homemade.

I told her that I'd just separate the layer with the marshmallow, and all would be okay.  Sister, of course, pushed.

Told niece upon presentation that I blew it and used marshmallow frosting, and she said "Auntie R_ _, you made it!  I'm eating it!"  Sister then had to call as we're on the road and needed to talk to me on speaker to tell me how much niece loved the cake.  I don't talk on the phone when I'm driving.  Pissed me off.

We're going to my sister's for a week next month for HER birthday and I don't think I have it in me to spend that many days with her control issues.  I may go mad.

Her involvement in the cake wasn't concern - it was her typical inserting herself into something that doesn't involve her.

Universe help me.  I see myself renting a room in the local dump motel for a couple days to free myself from the insanity.


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211,794 I've had five jobs in my life. Four of my bosses were named Steve. How weird is that!


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211,793 What would be a good name for a 90s Tribute band that I am forming?   Your suggestions are welcome thank you.  


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211,792 My wife is very hard to love. I think she does it on purpose as a test.


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211,791 New rule:

Please, going forward, no more political posts on this website. It never turns out well. Thank you for understanding.


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211,790 The absolute last person on earth I would take advice from is a self-indulgent, narcissistic, over compensated actor.


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211,789 My husbands dead grandmother looked exactly like Mitch McConnell - even spoke like he did.

She disapproved of so many people and had so many rigid rules of how people should behave. I really don’t think it’s a coincidence that I think of her whenever I see him.

And I should’ve never married my husband after meeting his racist family. I am so ashamed of embarrassed by them. I do t want to ever see them again. Just not good people. Not nice people. Sneakiness, lying, a daughter that never got to be herself and died alone (her mother - the Mitch McConnell look alike, would have disowned her or worse). The kind of people that host a garden club but don’t allow their daughter to be gay.

Fly over the flyover states. Don’t get caught up in this lump of garbage like I did.


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211,788 My Dad was a high school history teacher. When I was in Middle School he took me on a "teacher's trip" to Fenway to see the Red Sox play. This is something the teachers did once a year. They climbed onto a yellow school bus and treated themselves to a baseball game. It was just teachers and a few lucky teachers' kids like me.

On the bus ride home, it was clear the teachers were a good bit drunk. Some started demanding the driver pull over for a bathroom break. So the driver stopped on the side of the highway. Several dozen teachers raced off the bus and in their drunkenness, barely tried to conceal themselves as they stood there, or squatted there, and peed.

The next year I was in high school and had classes with some of those same teachers. Not many students can say they saw their beautiful English teacher squat down and pee!


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211,787 Why do I hate award shows now?  Because for years, those hypocrites kissed Harvey Weinstein's ass and turned a blind eye to abuse because they didn't want to jeopardize their careers.  All these people with 'courage' were nowhere to be found when this happened to others.

I am a teacher and if I ever heard a rumor that a colleague or admin was abusing kids, I'd run to the cops ASAP.  Forget career.  As a human being that is the right thing to do.


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211,786 Ann, I miss your beautiful face and your bad attitude.


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211,785 Thank you God.


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211,784 I'm trying to put the moves on my ex-wife's friend.


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211,782 About to get married. I’m terrified of getting cheated on. Not because I doubt my partner but because it just seems like that’s what happens.


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211,781 I hate that look that women in their twenties seem to strive for. That is huge lips and gigantic butts. I don’t think that’s attractive. Also contouring make up and weird eyebrows, Ariana grande hair extensions. Everything about it is so unnatural. They’re no uniqueness anymore.  Late 20sF


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211,780 Someone referred to 2005 as “retro”. Jeez, I feel old.


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211,779 God bless America and God bless all the future Americans working on achieving their citizenship in such a climate. I’m watching the documentary on Ruth Bader Ginsberg on Netflix right now. I take it for granted that I was born in a country where I am safe, where my vote counts, where there is a democratic system of government. Yes our healthcare system is nuts and times are scary in more ways than one right now, but we’re still so lucky.

I’m grateful that people can escape and come here for a better life. We all deserve peace, we all deserve an opportunity, we all deserve freedom.


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211,778 The people in power (i.e. the Super Wealthy) want us to be divided against one another. If we, the people, ever united and demanded our fair share then they, the few, would lose their power.
Forget black & white, straight or gay, male or female. We are all just fodder to them.


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211,777 I would kill to bend you naked over my knee and place the perfect hand print on each butt check again....ahh the memories


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211,776 I’m only crazy when I like someone


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211,775 Freshman year of college, I was fuckbuddies with a cute bio major who played guitar and wanted to be a nurse. I remember she had a high forehead and her hair always smelled clean. Beautiful body from intramural soccer. She wrote songs about her exes. We would talk openly about how much we enjoyed sex and planned a threesome that never happened. We’ve both moved on now, but I think about her sometimes. I hope she’s doing well.


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211,773 I don’t know how people keep their houses clean. I really don’t. I spend so much time cleaning but I can’t keep up.


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211,772 You know we're soulmates. Just stop the games and call me. OMG seriously.


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211,770 I just looked up the guy who dated my friend when she was 12 and he was sixteen. Of course he's in the army. Surprise, surprise.


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211,769 Every man who's ever called me fat is now dating someone twice my size. I weigh about 140 pounds.


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211,768 I hate my dad for making me believe I could talk to him, but instead using everything I say to manipulate me. I hate myself for opening up to him. Never again.


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211,767 Gen Z truly do not have their own opinions. The next time I hear one of them quote a meme out loud in a conversation I am going to lose my shit. Don't you have anything of your own to say? What happened to people having independent thoughts that don't come from the internet?


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211,765 Survey:

Should this site allow political secrets?


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211,764 I smoked a j 1st thing this morning with a cup of coffee. I look forward to making a delicious breakfast.


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211,763 Everyone can tell when a person is sporting a spray-on tan. It's so obvious.


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211,762 You gained 30 pounds and I was still attracted to you. I gained 5 and suddenly you couldn't get a boner anymore. What the fuck? Now I know why girls post the memes about "Don't even look at me if you don't have a six pack!". I used to be against that sort of thing, but you know what? Men deserve to feel like they're not good enough. Fuck you.


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211,761 I suck at being in love.


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211,760 As a kid I had no friends, so I was constantly bullied. And since I was constantly bullied, I had no friends. See how that worked? There was no way out.


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211,759 As the father, I check in on my young adult children and my wife  to make sure things are going well. How's work. How's health. Are you taking time for yourself. Etc.

But I've noticed no one ever checks in on me. No one ever asks how I am doing.


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211,757 I invent so many cool slang terms, but since I have no friends, they will never catch on, and that makes me sad.


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211,756 If you're a good guy, but your friends aren't, you're a bad guy by association. Get some friends who DO respect women and then maybe a woman will take you seriously.


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211,755 Tired of guys pretending that they are a good guy. Worse, they pretend their friends are good guys as well. Look at me and my friends, respecting women ohhhh look at us. And they all cheat. They all lie and go to strip clubs and don't tell their girlfriend. They hang out with other girls and lie about it. And they support each other's decision to do so. There's no integrity. No doing the right thing. No encouraging each other to do the right thing. Making rude jokes about their girlfriend in front of everyone. The disrespect. Ignoring their girlfriend in a group setting. They don't respect their girlfriend's feelings. If a woman has emotions, she's crazy. Is there a man who isn't like this, and also has friends who are not like this?


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211,754 I deserve to be killed because I wasn't good enough for you. I deserve death. I really should make that happen soon.


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211,753 I don't want happiness if it's not with you. It's not worth it. It won't be real happiness. It will just be fake happiness.


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211,751 I try to move on and it works for a couple of hours. Then I just go back to being devastated, and it's making me even more depressed than I was before. I'm actually becoming brain dead from missing you so much. This truly is ruining my life. I'm mad. I'm sad. I don't want to live anymore.


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211,748 I need you back. You have no idea how much I miss you and I just need you back in my life. I feel like there's nothing to live for.


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211,747 We are talking about the possibility of me moving in with him.  Talking about finances and chores.  Then he says but idk, you don't prepare yourself down there how I like and you don't wanna do anal.  So because I don't want to wax or shave there (the hair is thick and will hurt or be ingrown as it grows back), and don't wanna do anal you may not wanna move in together?  I understand preference, but if you love a girl and are attracted to her does the hair down there really matter like that?  If she's clean, really??  And I don't like anal with him because he takes a long time to finish even back there.  It hurts a lot.  


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211,746 You would be so much cuter if you had a chin!


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211,745 i don't know if i can trust you. I want to but my anxiety and my overthinking just tells me you are going to hurt me and you are a lying piece of shit. Idk if you are but what if you are lol


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211,744 I fear that people I like, don't like me. I don't just mean romantically. Platonically as well. It hurts. I like certain coworkers but I can tell that they do not like me. I absolutely love my boss, but I think she hates me. I just want to cry. Even my sister. I always love people who don't love me back. Like, people I don't care about like me just fine. But people I do care about? They hate my guts. It just fucking hurts.


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211,743 I don't believe people who say they only like COLD leftover pizza and they hate having it heated up. You're only saying that to be different. You're also too lazy to put it in the microwave.


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211,742 I have no woman in my life. I'm 60. Male. Thin. Reasonable looking. Divorced. Educated. Successful. Easy going. Where are all the women in need of a date?


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211,741 I spent a good four hours looking at your entire Facebook timeline the other day, from 2004 to now.

That's how much I fucking miss you.


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211,740 I am angry at my ex for leaving. Yes, you can't make someone love you, but he DOES love me. I know for a fucking fact that he does, but he has decided to give up on the relationship. I know he'll be back because we're soul mates, but it's really painful right now, and, well, I'm mad at him.


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211,739 "You're too insecure!". Really? Then why do you keep trying to make it worse? Obviously I wasn't insecure enough.


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211,738 Nine days into the school year and My three year old came home with a slightly runny nose. Now he will have to stay home for 14 days or get a covid test and stay home until 24 hours after his  symptoms have resolved. I know he got it from school because he hasn’t gone anywhere else in weeks. And if he caught it at school, probably every other kid in his class also has it because no matter what policies and procedures you put in place, 3-4 year olds spread germs like crazy. This is a disaster. But I can’t think of any other way of handling this that would be less disastrous.


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211,737 The song Stacy's Mom hit different when you work in childcare.


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211,736 I think the best outcome would be that the president is re-elected but the dems take control of the senate. That way there's a four year stalemate and nobody causes any trouble.


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211,735 I'm watching Sister Sister on netflix. I was today years old when I found out, Ray was hot.


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211,734 I work at a daycare. One of the moms there is so nice, and so beautiful. Her daughter is a sweetheart too. I want to marry this woman. She has such good energy about her. I love this woman so much. She doesn't suspect a thing (probably thinks i'm straight). She makes me want to throw up.


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211,733 Have you ever pooped in front of someone else?


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211,732 I cheated in all my dating relationships. Then I found my soulmate and married her. She ended up cheating. Karma got me back good.


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211,731 You post pictures of your early life. Your Christening, and you all dressed up in a suit for Easter, and your 10th birthday where your mom made a cake that looked like a rocketship.

In some of the pictures I can see your parents. They were always beaming. You were their first born. They proudly treated you as a special gift in their lives. They were both educators. They were going to make something out of you. You were going to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or even the President of the USA.

Here we are years later. You are fast approaching 50. You work behind the counter in a pizza parlor.

I wonder how they feel about you now.


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211,730 If you stay in an Airbnb you need to realize something. Whether you can get an "early" check in or not depends on whether I have a check out that morning. Check out is 11am. It takes me four hours to THOROUGHLY clean the apartment for you and clean all the linens, So you can check in at three. Unless I do the unthinkable and take 1/2 hour for lunch.  It will not matter that you requested an "early check in" a year ago. Unless you want to pay for the night before, you have to accept that I may or may not be able to fullfill your request.   Thank you.


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211,729 My life was actually easier when I just let people treat me like shit and didn't stand up for myself. Now that I love myself, I get hurt a LOT. Friends, family, coworkers and lovers, hurt me, I NEVER used to get my feelings hurt at all, because I thought I deserved to get treated like shit. :Loving yourself means an even more painful life!!!


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211,727 It's perverted and creepy to stalk someone. We all know that. But what if your spouse's phone buzzes with an incoming text while she is in the bathroom. You innocently glance at the screen and it says to meet at such-and-such restaurant at 7:00 pm. The phone number is just a number, no name. Weird in that your spouse already told you she is babysitting for her sitter's kids that night. Yes, it's creepy to stalk, but would you drive by the restaurant at 7:00 pm to see what's what?


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211,726 My regional comes tomorrow and here I am drinking beer at 3am. Whatever.


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211,725 If you love something, set it free.

Don’t bind it, keep it from its friends, threaten to take away forms of communication and then wonder why it left you kicking and screaming.


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211,724 Now I want to leave you more than ever.


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211,723 Sometimes I think I’m on the spectrum.



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211,722 This pandemic is NOT good for my germophobia. People are gross and I dont want them near me... and now I want them near me even less.


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211,721 "You're the only coworker I can stand". And yet you invited everyone but me to your daughter's birthday party. WTF


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211,720 I hate when people shorten or distort words in conversation. For example “jelly” for jealous.


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211,719 Pandemic or not. I love being home.


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211,718 When I watch certain modern shows, I wish Philip Seymour Hoffman would appear. I miss that man. He added so much to movies!


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211,717 I can only share this as a Secret. There is no way I'd say it outloud, unless with a guy friend.
Dating a woman is great, but when a couple months go by, and she starts wanting a Label, or she thinks she can withhold sex, I say thank you, and move on.  Next.
There's plenty out there, and I like the initial Stage of being on your best behavior, and the excitement of a Crush.


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211,716 Carol, you always trying so hard to be one of the cool kids, at 40 something years old is really pathetic. And the way you control your husband makes you look like a psycho. On top of it, your son actually is a psycho. There are stories all over the neighborhood about all the messed up stuff he’s done and said. And he’s only in grade school. You all need therapy because he gets his anger issues from you.


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211,715 As a courtesy, I wish the woman I stalk would post a daily agenda. It would make my life so much easier.


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211,714 I think the Bible's "10 Commandments" should be renamed "10 Vague Suggestions" for how much people pay attention to them.


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211,713 Sometimes I drive myself nuts thinking about how many drivers on the road are high, drunk or medicated at any given time. Or even just incapacitated due to some illness. Yikes!


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211,712 Crazy. the bartender I know is on the Spectrum.  Well, a Bar Girl who drinks there gave him sex.  She is attractive, and it's probably the best pussy he's had.
So, what does he do?
Yes, PROPOSES to her.
What does she say?
YES !
Oh, this will be interesting to watch unfold.


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211,711 It's been a few months since sex. I think I'm literally going to die of hysteria. My vag is worn out from me playing so much but it's making the pent up frustration even worse. Damnit I need to sit on a dick. I literally feel like there is an itch inside me that neeeeeds to be scratched.
Men think they only get what they are given which isn't much.
All they have to do is show a little care, chat for a little while, and lick it good. Then you will have more than you thought of.
No, you aren't going to get it without a little effort on your part. Stop giving up after 1 day of chatting. We need it too!


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211,710 Homeless guy asked me for money for food.

"Oh, well i happen to have all these groceries i just bought, what would you like?"
  
...."Cash".


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211,709 My little sister is a cunt and the fact she still lives annoys me.


Damn that's soooo good to say
Better than a cig after sex


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211,707 The stores are out of M&M's.

First it was the hoarding of toilet paper. Now M&M's.

This crisis has certainly taken a turn for the worse!


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211,706 I really don't get why so many people think it's best that our country be a harsh, cruel, pitiless kind of dog-eat-dog place. Are kindness and co-operation bad things?


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211,705 hey, the pussy wasn't that good. don't think you can pout and play games.  see ya.  don't let the pussy control you.


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211,704 We are both retired and living in the same house, even though he filed for divorce over a year ago. When he is gone for the day, he will at least tell me, "I've got to run some errands today and will be back later today". His own doctor told me 2 years ago that I was going to have to start letting go of what he does and even some of his bizarre behaviors, when he was explaining to us at an appointment that it is hard to tell with his dementia, how much damage was from his alcoholism, and how much from 2 traumatic brain injuries. For my own sake, I have been slowly distancing on purpose so this old empath can start taking care of myself and my own mental health. I knew at that time that he had reconnected with his ex-wife, but I couldn't care less if he wanted to spend time with her. I think he WANTED me to be jealous, one of his many narcissistic delusions and paranoia. I really thought that she could help to steer him on his thinking and behaviors, that he would never allow me to do for him. I miss the "old" husband and grieve daily. I hope he will somehow obtain more peace within himself and his relationships. He is living a lie, so there is no talking to him about anything, over and above the weather, pets, and nature.


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211,703 Not gonna lie... I like being able to use covid as an excuse not to do stuff.


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211,702 I’ve been reading about a case of 3 missing women. They’ve been gone for 28 years! Their cars and personal belongings were all in the house. No evidence. How the hell do people just disappear? It pisses me off that there are people out there that get away with murder.


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211,701 It's all about creating an environment wherein the wealthy and powerful can do as they please without repercussions. The rest of us should just shut up and be happy that our 'betters' let us have anything.


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211,700 I think it's gross when women refer to each other as "bitches" or "my bitches". It is so trashy IMO.


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211,699 As the cooler weather sets in, I find I like wearing my mask. It keeps my face warm.


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211,698 My wife's new short haircut makes her look like a dyke. I can't tell her that though....


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211,697 I don't care anymore if I get sick. I can't keep living in fear.


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211,696 I was at a picnic when I was about 10 years old. I went to take a sip out of a can of soda and I didn't realize there was a yellow jacket inside. It stung me on the lip. It hurt like a bugger, scared the stuffing out me and made my lip swell for days.

Do you know, to this day, when I go to take a sip from a can of soda, I have a little bit of angst there will be a yellow jacket inside.


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211,695 When I deal with my ex-wife these days, she is nothing but bitter. Everything out of her mouth is a snarl.  When we were married, her unpleasantness was there sometimes. It's what led to our marriage collapsing. But now, whoa, she is unpleasant 100% of the time.

Something occurs to me. I think her natural state is to be unpleasant. It always has been. I'm talking about before she even knew me she was a very cold angry person. But dating me, hanging out with me - I'm told I'm very calm and caring - it got her to chill out. She started acting in a much more pleasant way. I think she probably felt silly barking at me when all I ever tried to do was be kind to her.

Now that I'm gone from her life though, she has reverted to her true inner self. Sad to see. The person I loved no longer exists.


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211,694 I commented on a political article. I immediately had several messages in my inbox calling me a dumb c---nt and to go f myself with a cactus.  Gave me a chuckle.


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211,692 I’m 39 and recently rewatched The Brave Little Toaster, it came out when I was 10. Someone was talking about it at work.

What a niche classic.


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211,691 I need to have sex, can you help me out?


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211,690 My Dad texts me during the day, but I only respond very late at night. This is with purpose. If I answer him during the day, he'll text again. I really don't want to have a text conversation with him. But if I wait til the middle of the night to respond, he's asleep and I am spared.


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211,689 Reality check on myself. A few years ago my wife’s had a fling. The thought of her falling in love with someone else, it crushed me. I was distraught. But through many discussions I realized it was a steamy one night wam bam and then she was done with it. Truth be told, I kind of found it exciting on some level. I’m still hurt, but part of my brain says go girl, you sexy mama, tell me the dirty details.


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211,687 Bitches really be letting army guys break their heart.


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211,686 If you've ever asked yourself "Why do guys do that?", you need a better guy. Stop making excuses just because they're a guy.


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211,685 My downstairs neighbor plays saxaphone now?? Every time he plays I can barely hear it, but it sounds like a horn or a train going by and the noise bothers me. Go back to guitar, please!


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211,683 Fuck the troops.


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211,680 You think I'm an easy target just because I liked you in middle school? I've seen your facebook. You are literally friends with my ex's dad. hahaha nice try dude. Haven't you ever heard that song from the Hannah Monantana soundtrack? "Just because I liked you back then, doesn't mean I like you now". (i mean probably not, most people our age didn't watch that, LMAOOO.) Do you even remember that love letter I wrote you?? It'd be funny if you still have it. But why are you messaging me? I don't trust ANYONE in the army. They all know my ex. Is this some sort of John Tucker Must Die type thing?


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211,679 You were in the army. You broke up with me. Now all the friend requests on my facebook are army guys. Yeah, that's not suspicious at all.


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211,678 Gen Z, please explain what it means when people post "RIP Jamie."  And Jamie makes a post a week later? She wasn't dead? WTF. Why did u write that? After seeing this happen a few times, I have to wonder? WTF


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211,677 I'm all for feminism, but when you start defending me from a man that wasn't even being creepy, that is where I draw the line. So what if he was "looking at my butt"? He was waiting in line. I have news for you girl, that is what people do when they wait in line. They look at the butt of the person in front of them. I was looking at the girl's butt in front of me too, and I'm sure she was looking at the guy's butt in front of her. Who gives a shit? The dude truly was minding his own business. He can look at my butt if he wants. Maybe his wife died. You don't know what people are going through.


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211,675 I have a question about stimulating a clitoris. There is an outer hood. Then there is a little cave underneath the hood. What part should I focus on? The hood or the cave?


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211,674 Speaking of the smell test, I live in New York City and I once saw a woman get on the subway where one of the last empty seats was wet. Without thinking she dipped her fingers in the puddle of liquid to smell it, I guess to see if it was a homeless man's urine?  Like what was she gonna do if it was urine 'cause now she's got it on her fingers. Like mega ew.


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211,673 Why do I keep getting ads on facebook about HIV? Does this mean I have it??


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211,672 September is the most beautiful month of the year.


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211,671 I want to learn to weld. 29F


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211,670 I don't understand people who will still eat or drink something by doing a "smell test" if it's expired or even 1 day past the date, I throw it out. When I was a kid I ate a piece of rotten deli meat and I will never forget the rancid taste. Ever since then, I won't even consider eating something that I question.


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211,669 I changed to work out. Got on the treadmill, warmed up. 4 minutes in I just wasn't "feeling it". So I got off it, changed back into my normal clothes. I feel guilty but today was just off.


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211,668 MOONLOOKERS! ok, tonight is the night. at 10pm Central Standard Time, I will look at the Moon.  I hope my friends on this site join me.


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211,667 I was in college back in the 90s. Freshman year, I'd come home on holidays and hang out with people I went to high school with. There was one guy who always had house parties because his parents were never home. He was always known for getting extremely drunk and hitting on every girl he sees, including a friend of his 15 year old sister. We laughed at what a pervert he was and how he had no control. Fast forward. I am friends with him on Facebook and he spends ALL his time acting outraged about Trump. The thing is, during Kavanaugh's hearing, he spent ALL his time posting about what a rapist he is. I just find the irony hilarious.  The guy is now in his 40s and just as much of a loser he was back in college.


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211,665 My co-workers call me Rob. My mother calls me Robert. My neighbor calls me Bobby. My wife calls me Moron.


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211,664 It wasn't til I was 23 or so that I realized there are two holes in a pussy. One for fucking and one for peeing.


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211,663 What's it like when a dude jizzes inside you? Can you actually feel it like a jet of water coming out a hose? Or is it more of a slow ooze and you can't feel it at all? Is the sensation the same for mouth, pussy and ass?


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211,662 I just had a woman give me $5000 in cash. She is well off and she wants to help people. She sends money off to her native country from time to time.

I think the Lord looked out for me on this.


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211,661 I laid off several workers a few months before 9/11. One of them found a new job in the World Trade Center. He didn't make it out of the building. I've never told anyone this before but I think of him sometimes. It makes me sad. I wish I never laid him off.


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211,660 I cant do online dating. My friends and neighbors might see my picture up there. It would make me look totally desperate to find a man.


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211,659 My nose and forehead are always oily. Yuck.


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211,658 There's been a jar of peanut butter in my cupboard for many years. Five maybe? I'm thinking about eating it.


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211,657 I gave some of my hubby's tools away to man I was sleeping with. Months later my hubby was pulling his hair out cause he couldn't find his drill. Hehehe.


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211,656 Yesterday I walked out of the house and strolled half way down the block before I realized I wasn't wearing a mask. Holy shit, how dumb of me. I of course raced back home.

Last night I had a series of bad dreams where I was in a crowd of people and I wasn't wearing a mask. An obvious subconscious reference to what happened in the afternoon.

I'm so tired of this virus threat. I want it to be over.


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211,655 You haven’t checked on our friendship in years. It’s been all me.

The secret? I finally figured it out. You’ve been trying to dump me as a friend for years and I’m too dense to catch a hint.

Distilling you’re advice into something valuable, discarding the rest of our friendship and moving on.

I cried an ocean and nearly killed myself coming to that conclusion; but it no longer hurts and for that I am grateful.


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211,654 Have you ever cheated on your spouse? I'm trying to get a sense of how common this is.


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211,653 The distortion of Trump's words never ends.

Here is the latest untruthful headline.

"Trump Blames Biden, Who Isn't President, For Not Instituting Mask Mandate"

Here's what Trump actually said,

"They said at the Democrat convention they’re going to do a national mandate. They never did it, because they’ve checked out and they didn’t do it. "

Trump is saying at the Democrat Convention, they came out with a campaign promise to institute a national mask mandate. Then a week later Biden back peddled and decided not to force everyone to wear masks if he's elected.

Trump isn't blaming Biden for not instituting a national mask policy today. He's talking about the Democrat's flip-flopping on their promise to do so if elected.

But I don't really have to explain this do I. Democrats are just trying yet again to distort Trump's words. Any smart person sees right through their untruthful games.


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211,652 I’m a teacher. First of all, I do appreciate having this stable job, which puts me in a much better position than millions of others right now. I truly do feel lucky in that regard.
That being said, I hate remote instruction (my district is 100% remote for at least the first quarter). I’ve come to realize that being around and working with my students is what I enjoy most about my job. Just seeing them in little boxes on my screen doesn’t cut it. When I used to have fun during class, now I usually can’t wait for it to be over, I sleep badly and use distractions (mostly media) to not think about school during off time.  If somehow school became like this forever, I’d have to quit I think.


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211,651 The state with the highest percentage of gay people is....

Maryland

Didn't see that coming. I thought it would be California or New York.


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211,650 My wife is having an affair. I haven't confronted her about it yet though. I did manage to figure out who the guy is. I met him once. He's married. Here's a question. Should I bring his wife into the conversation? Should I tell her what I know? Why should my marriage be a wreck because of this dickhead guy. How about him getting a taste of what  it's like to have a marriage fall apart. Seems only fair his wife should know he's cheating on her.


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211,649 We have to face it, there isn't room enough in the world for all of us. We don't have enough food, enough oil, enough room for houses. We're crammed in together. And look what happened? The perfect petri dish for spreading illness.

But it's more than just a physical thing. There isn't room enough for all our opinions, all our cultures, all our religions. We end up stepping on each other's toes.

Something has got to give. Either illness due to overcrowding needs to kill off many of us, or we'll offend each other enough that a nuclear war will take out half the world's population. Whatever the form, this will happen. This is how nature corrects an imbalance.


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211,648 I think tomorrow night , everyone reading this on this website should look at the moon at 10 o'clock p.m.


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211,647 I do things I shouldn't. This will get me in trouble one day.


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211,646 We live in a world where Facebook and Twitter decide what you can and can't say. But I don't remember giving up my rights to those two companies.


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211,645 When I drive by bodies of water, I always wonder about if there are cars underwater with dead bodies of missing people.


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211,644 My boss is so beautiful, inside and out. I love the person I love, but I have a crush on my boss too.


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211,643 I'm getting married again, for the 3rd time. It sounds like a lot but it isn't. #1 was a long one but I was a messed up young man who stole and lied and had lots of addiction issues I didn't even realize were controlling me. Everyone from that time in my life considers me a pos, with plenty of reasons.
The 2nd marraige was the one I learned how bad of a person I had been previously. I basically married my former self to an extent.
#3 is a good kind supporter but not one who would let me walk all over them and I won't anyway. I'm"settling" but it's a comfortable place to settle. My heart's in it but not as deeply as with #2. But it's all good. I'm 51. I'm tired of life's BS but if I can summon the energy there are still some personal goals I would like to achieve. My new partner can and would help me to do so. #2 never would or could.
I just want to 'be married' but my future wife wants all of the unnecessary pomp and circumstances. Ugh.
But it will be good. Her family is kind and friendly and they've never judged me. Not once. I have a feeling that this will be just fine.


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211,642 From what I've seen, a man might punch a guy in the face. But then he is done with it. By a week later he's drinking beer with the guy he punched.

But with a woman. At first a pissed off woman will smile through clenched teeth. But her anger at a particular person will simmer in the background for years. It will ooze out in the form of nasty gossip. The woman will intentionally try to do emotional damage to the person's kids. Leave them out of birthday parties and so on.

I'm glad I'm a guy.


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211,641 I would've quit my job years ago if me and my manager weren't so close. With covid, I got moved to a new store 2 months before she got moved to the same one. Now she's the reason I want to quit. I had no idea how much of my fear and anxiety directly stemmed from her. I don't know what to do, Im scared that I'll regret closing this chapter of my life, but I can't do this everyone day with her any more


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211,640 I have too much inventory in my worry warehouse...


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211,639 It's Human Nature to hope a Hurricane demolishes another city rather than yours.


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211,637 Fessing up after reading some comments.

When I was in college my best friend was gay. He would hint to me how he'd like to do it with me. I ignored him. We were good friends nonetheless and had great conversations, and besides, I always had a girlfriend.

We lost touch after college though.

About 25 years later we reconnected on Facebook.  We picked up our banter where we left off. He talked about his romances with men. I spoke about my wife. He lived on the other side of the country but he was coming to DC for a conference. I live in Maryland just outside DC, so we arranged to meet for dinner.

It was great to see him in person. Afterwards, I walked him back to his hotel. He suggested I come up. I knew what might happen if I did....

I went up. By twenty minutes later I was getting my first blow job from a guy. Took 25 years to get to this point, but there I was. I remember I was about to come so I tried to warn him he better stop or he'd get a surprise in his mouth. He didn't stop and I came in his mouth.

I then gave him a blow job. I had no idea what I was supposed to do. But he came in my mouth so I guess it worked.

An hour later I was home in bed with my wife. This was my one an only time with a guy.


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211,636 do you even care


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211,635 Back in the days of Craigslist casual encounters, I knew of a married guy who used to frequent the m4m section looking to trade blow jobs with other married guys. Family man with 3 little kids, looking to very discretely explore his bi-curiosity on the down low. Thing is, his email address was his actual name. Didn't make a ton of sense to me. He was either very trusting or maybe not so bright. I guess I can't be too critical though. We blew each other in my basement five years ago so he obviously knows where I live.


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211,634 I have to put gas in my car. I don't trust touching the gas pumps around here so I drive to a town about 30 miles away that's had very few cases of infection.


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211,633 I moved away from home at 17. I didn't have any contact with them for 10 years. Then my sister called. She wanted to have a friendly meet up for lunch. Ok. We met in front of the restaurant. Then she did something which completely threw me. She leaned in and kissed me on the cheek. What? A sister's lips should never make contact with her brother. No. I didn't say anything. I tried to play it cool. But I was really unnerved by this.

Now I'm looking for a reality cheek. Do siblings kiss on the cheek? Is this standard? With friends it's okay. But kissing a sibling?

Any one have thoughts on this?


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211,632 I've decided to get a vasectomy. I would like to have kids, but I don't think it would be right. What chance would they have? I feel terrible for kids today. Everything is at the breaking point and this is just the beginning.


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211,631 I still think in the year 2020 we should have some technology that could break up storms before they turn into hurricanes.


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211,630 My daughter and son both have covid (thank you red state Republicans for reopening their school). The school system is now switching to online teaching because of the massive number of positive kids. Two issues the politicians failed to think all the way through before opening up the school 4 weeks ago. One a massive number of teachers also have the virus and are too sick to teach even remotely so more than half the classes are cancelled. Second, every family with a positive child needs to quarantine for 14 days. This is creating havoc with the local employers as most families here have both parents working. I can only imagine how many cases will be traced back to the reopening decision. The kids will be fine as the percentages are in their favor, their teachers, parents and people in the community are something like test lab subjects at this point. Who knows how many will get sick, how many seriously and if any will die. But our schools opened and football games happened which is more important to some folks.


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211,629 If I'm an asshole on here I get banned? Good to know.


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211,628 I don't think I'm going to be ok.


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211,625 How does it feel to know that you ruined my fucking life? And that I go to bed every night crying? I bet it feels amazing, doesn't it?


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211,624 If you don’t let your wife look at certain websites;

You’re treating her like your own slave.

Stop trying to control me.

Your dad is alone. Your are following in his footsteps.


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211,623 "I would stay up all night to talk a friend out of suicide." Hell no. Not sleeping will make us both more depressed. Go to bed.


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211,622 I love how Dr Luke told Kesha it would hurt her career if she testifies but her fans just stan her hardeer than ever lmaoo


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211,620 Here's a tip: If someone tells you they don't like you back, don't text them "Good morning" every day. You are making an absolute idiot of yourself. Take a fucking shower and get some new teeth to replace the ones you lost and maybe someone ELSE will like you.


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211,619 "You doing ok?". Nope, I'm not and you sending me messages actually makes it worse. Just knowing that you have a crush on me makes me want to throw up, because you are so disgusting. The fact that you message me and say "good morning" to me every day infuriates me. Go home Roger.


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211,618 I was once jerking off and was so sexually excited that I started cumming even though my cock was still flaccid.


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211,617 IM NOT DOING OK AT ALL


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211,616 "You say bitch like it's a bad thing". Well, that's because it IS a bad thing. You're verbally abusive to everyone. You make at least one person cry every day. At least one person per day considers taking their own life because of you (it's me). Tell me how the fuck that is a "good" thing.


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211,615 At first I thought maybe you were just trying to marry me for a green card. Then I remembered, nobody can leave the country right now at all. So what the fuck is it that you want? Why would you want to be with me? Could it be that you're telling the truth, and you DO like me that much?


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211,614 Today, I shut off my camera and mic. I found the most attractive woman in the Zoom call, then pinned her video, so her face took up my whole screen. I stripped naked and jerked off to the thought of her head bobbing up and down my cock. Wiped the cum off, put my shirt on, turned on my camera, turned on my mic. Maybe this quarantine has its upsides.


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211,613 I need a secret vodka stash.


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211,612 Harris- Biden Administration.   Yup - Comoala - we knew that was coming.


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211,611 Saw something recently about how men and women find messy appearances a deal breaker.  So men, if you had a pretty girl with a nice body who dressed messy and I suppose no makeup and hair a little unkept, would you choose her or a pretty girl who is a little chubby who dresses nicely and has nice makeup (not a lot tho) and hair done?  How important is a messy appearance really?


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211,610 My old coworker posted about "autism awareness". Funny, you used to bully the autistic person that worked with us. Fuck you.


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211,609 Fuck you and your shitty family. My middle school crush likes me and I am interested.


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211,608 I love and admire you so much, and you probably don't even remember. Reading this post might make one think I'm talking about an ex or a crush. Nope. I'm talking about old coworkers, a woman at my local grocery store, and a guy I met once at a punk show.


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211,606 My sister and mom are actual hoarders. But I'm the "problematic child" because I smoke weed, wasn't a teen mom, and don't have three kids with different dads?
No really, my sister always held this "I pay my own rent" shit above my head but it must be nice to get three different child support checks and having someone to cosign an apartment with you BECAUSE I DON'T! Like what the fuck!

Now onto the Hoarding shit.

My sister had a business in our house that went down under. Closed it in the summer of 2019. She moved out...AND LEFT AN ENTIRE APARTMENT FULL OF SHIT! EVERYTHING! HER FAILED BUSINESS SUPPLIES, HER *RECENT* EX HUSBAND'S CLOTHING (HIS BOXERS AND SHIT IS STILL HERE!), HER CLOTHES, THE KIDS CLOTHES.

ITS ALL IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! And she hasn't paid a single penny for housing her shit! AND INSTEAD OF RENTING THAT FLOOR AND THROWING HER SHIT AWAY, MY MOM WANTS GO RENT OUR HOUSE IN MEXICO!
Don't even get it stared on my mom. I love her, but these national geographic magazines have been in our house since 2006 and she hasn't even tried to sell it??! "what is a hoarder?"
I always fucking knew she liked her more than me. It was funny because I could clearly see it! If I had done the same.. All my shit would have been thrown out!
I remember her even mentioning she'd give my sister the house. I'll for sure be homeless.

I'm tired of this broken family.



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211,603 Everyone is messaging me except you. The next time someone sends me a message and it's not you, I'm swallowing all of these fucking pills.


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211,602 Sometimes my ex-wife acts pleasant. I think ohh this is nice. This is the person I married.

It never lasts for more than an hour though.


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211,601 I'm giving up all my fake online IDs. I'm tired of lurking in the shadows and pretending to be someone else. Good people post online with their real name. I want to be a good person.


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211,600 I hate myself for not being what you want. So much. No wonder I want to hurt myself. I deserve to be hurt. I don't even deserve to die, I deserve to suffer because I'm not good enough.


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211,599 JUST FUCKING CALL ME ALREADY. You are ignoring me and it's making me so fucking sad I just want to die!!!!! On top of that, I'm just fucking livid. I'm pissed. I hate you for ignoring me. You're a fucking asshole. I fucking hate you so much.


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211,598 "Well maybe girls should date me, a nice guy, instead of jerks." Puh-leeeease. As IF you wouldn't treat them the exact same way.


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211,597 I see comments on Twitter sometimes from men saying periods aren't that bad and women don't get a pass for their attitude just b/c they're on their periods...

Lol. Sorry not sorry, men are giant babies. BABIES. They can't handle anything, yet they run the world. And of course the world is on fire!!! Because their giant egos always get in the way.

I want to see men handle constipation we get on our period. Oh, but also diarrhea! That strikes in public! I want to see men wear uncomfortable tampons for hours at a time because we have to go into a workplace and be professional. I want to see men give presentations, clean the house, do ANYTHING while dealing with debilitating cramps. That's what women do every day. We don't get passes because of our periods. I want to see men suffer through back spasms from period pain. They can barely handle the common cold.

We don't get to complain. Meanwhile, our bodies are tearing us up from the inside, and we just have to smile.

Girl power every day forever. Women were built, BUILT to take beatings from this world and we do it gracefully every day. But don't make us mad because we'll go batshit.


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211,596 The way my job stresses me out... I'd probably totally do coke if I had a high-powered exec job...


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211,594 I wear disposable masks for work, but I have two cloth masks for errands and whatnot. Today, I'm going to wash my cloth masks. For the first time ever.


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211,593 Something I've noticed, insecure people take selfies with their mouth open. As if posing with their mouth open distracts us from their face.


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211,592 I've always been a little uncomfortable with sex. For all my adult life I've been a little pudgy. It makes me self conscious when naked with a woman. It drags down the sex experience a bit.

But behold! I have lost my 55 pounds of pudge. I am actually slightly underweight now. I'm downright skinny! Woo hoo.

I have no woman in my life at the moment. But I'm looking to find one. And oh boy, if sex happens, I will no longer be self conscious about my body.


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211,591 I've decided to stop worrying so much about every damn thing. If I get the virus and get sick, well then I get sick. I'll deal with it if it comes. But I can't walk around so terrified all the time. It's worse than getting sick.


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211,590 It's hazy today where I live on the east coast. I'm told this is smoke from the California wild fires. Man that's incredible. It blew all the way across the country. This world aint so big. We are all much closer than we think.  Maybe in more ways than one...


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211,589 I'm trying to come out of my shell. (She left me. I've been in hiding ever since. 5 months. Blah blah.) But today I tried to deal with the blue funk. I went for a walk. I was going up a steep hill. There was a woman tending to some flowers in her front yard. I looked at her. She looked at me.

I said, "Is there an elevator to get me up this steep hill?" I then made my steps seem very labored.

She looked confused for a moment but then smiled. She realized I was making a joke. She said, "I could give you a ride in my truck if you like.. but it will cost you!"

I gave her a chuckle and a warm smile and kept trudging along.  

I think tomorrow I'll walk past her house again. Not in a creepy stalkerish way. But I could tell she is someone I'd like as a friend.

It made my day. Maybe I can get rid of this blue funk after all.


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211,588 My big fear about dying might be that what comes AFTER this is an experience that is just as confusing and unjust and frustrating as life on Earth can be.
I can only guess that that is why we've created different narratives about God and afterlife for thousands of years.


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211,587 I miss having animalistic sex with a certain ex. The daughter on one of those mother daughter home improvement tv shows makes me want that again. Yow!!


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211,586 Ha, you know how cars get mad at bikes on the road. Well I was riding today and decided to ride up on the sidewalk. There were no pedestrians anywhere in sight so I thought I'd give the cars a break and stay out of their way. Don't ya know, a driver in a car rolled down his window and started yelling at me that I shouldn't be riding on the sidewalk.

I think drivers are never happy no matter what.


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211,585 Someone needs to invent the outdoor supermarket. I want to be able to buy  all the items in a regular supermarket, but I want the entire experience to be outdoors. Then I could go shopping on breezy days and feel very comfortable about not catching anything.


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211,584 I have licked four female assholes. I sensed none of the women were really into it. They allow it briefly but then pushed me away. Is this true, do women not like the experience?


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211,583 I didn't realize how bad my breath is on some days until I started wearing a mask. Yuck. I guess I owe a thanks to covid-19.


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211,582 I need joy back in my life. I've been unhappy for 20 years.


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211,580 A guy who can take a dick up his ass and like it is way tougher than I'll ever be.


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211,579 My husband sees me as his dog/maid. He has literally told me to go lay down during an argument.

I am so embarrassed of who I’ve become.


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211,578 I think bad people are like cancer, you have to cut them out of your life or their malignancy spreads.

My wife was a bad person. She was always so tense and self centered and demanding. For a while I put up with it. But after a few years I had to speak up. What she was doing just wasn't right or fair.

A perfect example. I took her on vacation to Disney. She didn't want to go to the resort I had chosen. She wanted a different resort. I had no idea. The vacation was a surprise present I had arranged. The plans were already booked and paid for. They couldn't be changed. She then made a point of being miserable for the entire vacation.

It wasn't fair. Who is miserable at Disney? Only her because she didn't get her way.

This played out in many ways throughout the marriage.

I noticed a transition then occurred in me. When she did selfish things, I would try to discuss it. This led to arguments. There was yelling on both our parts.

I always thought of myself as calm and reasonable. But as I tried to deal with her bad behavior I became more and more frustrated with her lack of compromise. I morphed into an unhappy person. I became bitter. All from trying to change her into a better person. It's just not possible. You can't change cancer cells into good cells. You have to cut the cancer out. I should have cut her out long ago. Because now I look at the bitter person I've become and I'm not pleased with myself.


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211,577 If I kill myself, I can stop being sad.


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211,576 I think my best friend is interested in my boyfriend, which is the most high school thing ever, and we're all long out of high school. It's weird.


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211,575 Which ruler of the free world has the worst hair stylist - UK or USA?

I vote USA has the worst.


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211,574 he is the 'other guy'. wise up.


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211,573 It's been two years we've been "seeing each other" if you'll even call it that since you've never asked me out.
You ghosted me, left me drunk, tried to cheat on me, talked shit about me to all your family and friends and... I took it. I let you treat me like this and forced a relationship out of you. You say you changed but it's fights like these that make me feel like you won't hesitate to do it all over again.

I don't want to throw this all away, please stop trying to fight me...


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211,571 I don't bother to cook anymore. Everything I eat is from a can or frozen and microwaved.


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211,570 I'm not sure I can have a conversation with another human being anymore. It doesn't seem to work. I'm old school. I had one great old school friend. (He died recently.) But we would talk every day for hours. Great conversations. That's how things used to work. We wouldn't surf the internet or watch TV all day. We would talk.

I don't see that anymore from anyone else. Dialog has gone away. People opine, and then put you down if you think something different. My old school friend and I, we thought about things differently sometimes. But there were no putdowns. We considered each other's point of view.

Now that he is gone, It's just me. And I have no one to talk too old school.


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211,569 My heart is skipping every 4th or 5th beat. I'm scared. I can't go to the ER. 100 Covid cases walked into that ER this weekend. I'm fucked and so sad.


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211,568 I miss you and I'm fucking heartbroken. And being happy just makes it worse.


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211,567 Keep them on their best behavior.  Don't get married.



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211,566 Bitches post the suicide hotline number but bully their coworkers.


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211,565 I've been checking this website for 9 years. The only thing I've learned for sure is that human beings are fucked up


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211,564 Ghettopoly

The four railroad properties are replaced by liquor stores. Other properties include a massage parlor, a peep show and a pawn shop. The Community Chest and Chance squares become Ghetto Stash and Hustle squares, while taxation squares are replaced by police-shakedown and carjacking squares.

Instead of building houses and hotels, property owners can build crack houses and projects. The seven game pieces include: a pimp, a ho, a 40 oz, a machine gun, a marijuana leaf, a crack rock, and a basketball.


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211,562 The worst feeling I ever experienced. My wife was away on a business trip. I called her cell phone that evening. It went straight to voice mail. Weird, she always answers the phone. I then called the hotel and had them connect me to the landline in her room. A guy answered the phone. Worst feeling ever.


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211,561 Trump claimed to win the "bay of pigs award" recently....the only problem was there is no such award or has there ever been one. Think this speaks volumes of his character and his mental health state.


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211,560 My wife zaps all my energy with her constant desire to bicker.


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211,559 She loves anal - only on her though.


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211,558 Win or lose, when Joe Biden's cognitive decline finally comes to light, the American people NEED to hold the Democratic Party and the mainstream media accountable for hiding it.  



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211,557 You look just like my ex boyfriend. The only thing different is the skin color. Are you SURE you're not my ex catfishing me, but changed the skin color in photos and got some of your friends to write some spanish stuff on your page. And you post about ALL the same hobbies that he has?? Hmmmm.


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211,555 There's a certain amount of catharsis seeing the man who dumped you for your intellectual and physical inferior rapidly lose his hair before he's 37 years old.


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211,554 You Americans make laugh. Has any of your politicians had a real job? How do they amass millions serving the public? Laughing at you from afar.


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211,553 She's gone - motorcycles suck.


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211,552 I had an ex would insult girls in public, because he thought that's what I wanted. It only made me trust him less.


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211,551 Why did he say I was "very opinionated"? I don't get it. Like everyone else doesn't have opinions? I thought everybody had opinions. You talk about your opinions too, so why are you calling me opinionated?


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211,550 Over 1000 ppl on this dating site that I've looked at and there isn't anyone to have a good night with. Maybe I should just focus on trying to be flexible so I can just lick myself. I know I'm good at it, I wish I could enjoy my own talents. That makes it worse, I'm craving what I know I can do well, but I can't do it to myself.


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211,549 31 people from my high school class have died. We are in our 50s. This is far too many. I assumed we die in our 70s and 80s. But no, my classmates are dying now from natural causes. This stinks.

I tell ya, live your life every day. Don't delay.


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211,548 I've been amusing myself most evenings during lockdown by using my telescope to look in the windows of the dozen or so apartment buildings across the way. Every night I get a few good views of naked women. Funny, women think if they are on the 15th floor or whatever they don't need to close their curtains. Wrong. But thank you for sharing your beauty with me.


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211,547 I like to be alone. I hate to be alone.


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211,546 I still think about my ex-husband even though I'm married to someone else now.


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211,545 How does one handle grief? Does it ebb and flow and one just has to let the tide wash over them until it recedes again? Or does it diminish over time until all that is left is just a fuzzy, warm feeling of what was, without the crushing pain of loss tarnishing the memories?

My friend passed away last year, 375 days ago to be exact. In the days leading to the anniversary of his death, I could feel him all around me, a fleeting presence but a presence nonetheless. But now, now I find myself buffeted by grief and pain so intense I can barely stand straight. My hair has started falling out and I can barely eat. I just want to stay in bed and cry until there are no tears left, until every single last drop of moisture has left my body and I am just a dessicated shell that has shriveled to nothing.

I know he wouldn't want this for me, he was always so kind and caring. I know that but still, I want nothing more than to curl up and let go.

I miss him so much. On days like today, I almost wished I had a religious belief to cling to, to help me move on. Not even his death can convince me to take up religion. I am just angry and sad.

I miss you, Scott.


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211,544 Yeah, I'm Ugly As Shit, So What?

Why Would I Care What You Think?

^_^


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211,543 I keep my hair long to cover up the psoriasis.


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211,542 I wish I knew what I do that drives people away.


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211,541 I don't feel good, but of course, you don't believe me. I'm obviously faking it so I don't have to see you, right? Well even if I was faking it, so what? If someone is making excuses not to see you, then take a fucking hint.


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211,540 White 54 F, Here. A person learns a lot in that amount of time, particularly after the internet cane along. I’ve learned that I wasted a lot of sympathy for dead cops in the past.


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211,539 I've been living on Rice A Roni.


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211,538 i wish devistation doesn't ruin love.

Hurricanes suck.


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211,537 I think the rash on my face is Covid.


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211,536 i wish love didn't devastate me


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211,535 Happy couples make me sad and envious.


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211,534 As much a I miss my cat (R.I.P. Squeaky) I am enjoying not sneezing 10,000 times a day. I think I'm done with pets.


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211,533 An amazon package was left on my doorstep. Problem is I didn't order anything. It has my street address on the label, but not my name. There's a woman's name on the package, a woman I don't know. I'm thinking about opening it to see if anything good is inside. I won't steal anything. But I'm bored and it might be fun to see what other people order. If the rightful owner does come along, I can claim I opened the package without reading the label and didn't realize it wasn't for me. #QuarantineBoredom


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211,532 I have a plan to pay off all of my debt. If everything goes well it will take about two years. Then things will be easier.


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211,531 Apparently I was the last to know my wife was cheating on me. It's being going on for a year at least. All her siblings knew. That didn't stop them from coming to my house for a 4th of July party. I could imagine their gossiping while I was preparing their meal, probably calling me a naive sap. Ugh, I feel so overwhelmed at the moment. At my wife. At her family. At her friends. Our daughter even knew. Ugh ugh ugh.


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211,530 Minden, NV used to be a ‘sundown’ town.  As in, black people had better be out of town by sundown.  Used to have a siren to let people know when sundown started.

Used to?  Oh yeah, they still run the siren every night because it’s ‘tradition’.

That is pretty messed up.


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211,529 "I don't like that movie because the antagonist said something offensive." You're dumb as shit.


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211,528 I don't like living alone. I miss having roommates.


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211,527 Brooke, you are hot ! I reach out on LinkedIn messages to stay in touch so someday I might have a chance to hook up with you


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211,526 I got drunk and now I feel even worse :(


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211,525 We really don't give Justin Bieber enough credit.


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211,522 He changes the subject mid convo like we could be talking about oranges but he hates vitamin C, so we should talk about ship sails. Hides insecurities behind neon scaffolding


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211,521 Reports: The entire mountain is on fire, do not go.

Everyone: Hey there, how's the air quality?, I'm gonna go to that mountain on fire and hike 10 miles in.

Me: #$%&#@#$%%$!!!!!! Wtf?!? Stay off the fucking mountain. What is wrong with you idiots!?!


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211,520 "Incel"? You mean "man that won't brush his teeth and wonders why nobody wants him".


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211,519 T, I'm sorry I lied about hooking up with that girl. I don't even remember her name but I remember how she made me feel under your sheets.  I wish we all could've been honest about what we wanted.


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211,518 I understand why a wife might kill her husband. I'm not saying I'm going that route. But a husband can be so cruel. He knows the right buttons to push.


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211,517 I just masturbated while listen to The Climb by Miley Cyrus? How many other fucking people can say that?


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211,516 This virus thing makes me realize I'm not like other people. I'm scared. I don't want to die. That's sort of my prime directive - try not to die. To that end I stay away from people. I stay indoors as much as possible. I go outside for maybe an hour a week late at night for a walk. I of course wear a mask. I order everything delivered. I wash my hands after touching anything, even though I'm still in my house.

But I look around me. Everyone seems to be eating at restaurants, shopping at stores, and going to the beach.

I can't do those things. I wouldn't be at all comfortable. I'd worry I was infecting myself. Not worth it.

Am I wrong? Or are they wrong? My town has roughly a case a week. But on Monday they had 5. Today they had 11. Could it be that fate is catching up to all these people I see living it up. Is this the dreaded second wave. I don't want it to be. But it would vindicate me and justify my choice to isolate as much as I do.


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211,515 Why isn't White Chicks on netflix? I'm gonna kill myself. This is bullshit.


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211,514 GIRRLLLLLL I know you try to be nice to me now, but like, you are the reason I almost killed myself last year. You turned EVERYONE AGAINST ME and I could not go to work without feeling ashamed of myself just for existing. Take your fake kindness and shove it up your ass.


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211,513 You left because I'm fat and ugly.


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211,512 Stop posting pictures of your nasty ass dinner on facebook. If it looked good, I would love to see it, but it doesn't. Tweet it to Gordon Ramsey so he can tell you how bad it looks.


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211,511 Funniest memory of my dating days. I had just finished having anal sex with this woman, I got up to shower after and came back to bed. She went down on me to start things up again and complained my cock tasted faintly of soap....like the alternative was a better option?


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211,510 When I was younger I was a flight attendant for one of the airlines involved in 9/11. I wasn't working that day, but my friends were. Two of them were on a plane that hit one of the Towers. Another was supposed to be on one of the flights, but traded out of the trip the day before. I didn't find all of this out until the next day, but I'll never forget the fear of trying to get through to all of my friends to see if they were okay, and not being able to because the phone lines were jammed. This day always punches me in the gut.

Not one person has reached out to me today to see how I'm doing. Not my family. Not my friends. Not even my spouse, who's away on business, and who I told that today would be tough for me.

Thanks, fuckers.


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211,509 Out my back window I can see my neighbor setting up tables and chairs. There is seating for at least two dozen. He's obviously having a party of sorts. I'm sure it's a family thing. But wtf? This is what I read about in the news. Families get together in large groups and a week later they manage to get many people sick. What a freaking bozo. As soon as I see a party starting, I'm getting in my car and leaving until well after dark. I don't need all those people exhaling in the direction of my house.


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211,508 My daughter is at college. I gave her a call to see how she's doing. She immediately said she couldn't talk, too much work, and she'd call me later.

Later never happened. A week went by. She sent a text. She said sorry about not calling back, again too much work. She will find the time at some point though.

End of the month came. I received her phone bill in the mail. I looked at the calls she made. First time after talking to me for all of a minute, she called her mother and spoke for 54 minutes.

Before she texted me, she was on the phone with her mother for 32 minutes.  Then came the text to me. Then she spoke to her mother for another 26 minutes.

I am feeling mighty low at the moment. When and why did I become a burden where she can't talk to me?


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211,507 I'm so sad....

I left a bag of reeses peanut butter cup in my car for a few days. They melted and then resolidified into a weird gritty consistency. There is also foil wrapper mixed into the chocolate. They are not edible.  :(


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211,506 My step mom is the director for a local YWCA. My bio donor has been doing work under the table for 20 years for them. Alluding child support the whole time and forced us to lie to our mom all growing up. He is around the battered women all day every day. He used to beat the crap out of my mom, she owned the battered womens sun glasses for this reason. He has written letters to everyone over the years talking shit about her and trying to deny what we saw with our own eyes and spread lies about everyone. Now that we all disowned him he writes these letters to my child. The letters include lies about my mom. I wish there was something I could do about it. My son isn't ready to disown him yet but I fear he is starting to believe the lies since he wasn't there when things happened. This all causes alot of hurt and trauma.

Can I do anything?

Should I tell my son that I don't want them to speak?

This whole thing is freaking bs.

I left a VM after seeing the letter SCREAMING that it was innapropriate to write that to a child. I will be screening all mail now and will redact anything bad. But I stopped opening the letters to myself so they don't ruin my day. Now I'm stuck looking at them again.

Please leave your thoughts and opinions. Let me know if you are accredited to support your comments. Idk where to go with this.

Thank you!!!


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211,505 Why is it that, where ever I am or whatever I'm doing, some idiot has to blunder into my path to slow me down? Can you goons please stay out of the fucking way? Be slow and stupid on YOUR OWN TIME!


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211,504 I'm enjoying the new Marilyn Manson Album.  If people can just get over the Shock value, and the "ewww, he's gross", you can see some amazing talent in music.


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211,503 Stalking my ex gets me sexually excited.


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211,502 A little over 20 years ago I went through a brief phase in my marriage in which I saw Internet escorts. I even got to be "friends" with a few of them. But those days passed, and I went on with my life and they went on with their lives.

My marriage survived and thrived, and we have quite happy lives together.

So I joined FaceBook not too long ago, and lo and behold, I am now "Friends" with two of those women. It's odd...seeing them post about their pets and their domestic lives and so on. And knowing that they see my posts about my domestic life. My wife asked me about one of them, and I said, "Oh, just a woman I knew vaguely through work way back when."

It's very odd...


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211,501 When each of my kids were born I had the option of staying overnight in the hospital room with my wife to keep her company and help with any of her non-medical needs. Instead, I chose to go back home for the night so I could get drunk. Not my proudest moments. Recovering alcoholic, almost 2.5 years sober but full of regrets about things I cannot go back and change.


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211,500 I don't get the cohort model of hybrid schooling. Half the days one group of kids come to school. The other days the rest of the kids come to school. For what reason? Because it isolates the virus to only half the students?

Um... except that on all days the kids meet after school for sports practice. So they are all exposed anyway.


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211,499 15 years ago I was quite well fucked over by 2 guys working for a software company in Oregon to the tune of a few million. I moved on and recovered.  Just heard this morning one of them lost his house in the fires. Karma.


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211,498 My wife constantly thinks she is at the gym. She is always exercising. She can't stand still on the line at Starbucks.  She'll take the time to do squats. She can't wait patiently for her turn at the Post Office. No, she gets down on the floor and does pushups. Wherever she is, she turns it into an exercise space. One that really annoyed me. We were in the audience at our daughter's school play waiting for the show to begin. My wife stands at her seat and starts jogging in place while thrusting her arms up and down. She had all the other parents staring and raising their eyebrows. I am convinced she does this for the attention. Her inner attitude is ... hey look at me everyone, look at me! I'm embarrassed to be associated with her in public.


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211,497 My son, he may be smart, but what a conceited dickhead. He is exactly why TV shows and movies make fun of nerds.


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211,496 I can smell the cooking from other apartments in the hallway. Couldn't that mean their virus particles are also getting out?


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211,495 I just saw a man wearing an N95 mask. But he also had a beard. That’s a total waste of PPE. I guess that’s why we’re told not to wear medical grade masks. Because the general public doesn’t know how to use them properly. And we waste them.


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211,494 When I was 16 my parents got divorced. About a year later my father died. I remember my mother not caring one bit. She was like whatever. I never wanted to get emotionally close to her again. I was scared she would toss me away like she did to my father.


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211,493 Do you ever feel like you're brain dead? I feel like I can't sleep because I am brain dead. My brain doesn't work. I've been bored before, but never like this. I'm literally not thinking about anything. Can you just die from being so fucking bored that you're just not thinking about anything at all. I'm not even angry about it. I have no emotions what so ever, and nothing going on in my brain at all. I feel like I'm a defective robot. I should be more stressed. I WANT to be more stressed. This is weird.


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211,492 What's the cheat code for being good enough?


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211,491 Why do hot chicks always wear crocks? Is it so other girls will see how they retarded they look and won't be jealous of them? "You can't take my man. You literally wear crocks!"


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211,490 I am so fucking mad at my ex. If I didn't love him so much, I wouldn't be so pissed the fuck off. I want to tell him I fucking hate him. I want to scream at him. I know I did things wrong to and I'm angry at myself for that. I'm just so mad. I went for a walk today and thought about keying random cars like the Carrie Underwood song. I didn't do it but I wanted to.


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211,489 So you can't trust family. You can't trust friends. You can't trust romantic partners. You can't trust colleagues. Who the fuck CAN you trust?


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211,488 There are some very nice looking women in their 50s. But by 60? All the women I see in their 60s look old and weathered. There seems to be no escape.


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211,486 If you dealt with abandonment, abuse, or neglect as a child...and now as an adult you cannot function, don’t know how to control or manage your feelings or anger, constantly struggle with suicidal thoughts and thoughts that make you feel the tiniest you can feel as a person..
No end in sight. No hope.
I’m 26, and I’ll be 27 next month if I survive that much longer.


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211,485 So anyway, there I was, fucking your pretty little wife in her pretty little asshole when what should I see but your wedding photo on the night stand. I grabbed her hair and left a nice, big load inside her.
And I'm not the only one getting that ass, sucker. You should have gotten the paternity test.


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211,484 I LOVE THIS SITE! All my anonymous friends (and some not so friends)!


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211,481 I desire a man who won’t cheat on me.
Maybe come up from behind me on occasion and wrap his arms around me, pull me close, tell me he loves me.
First relationship, I get pregnant, he leaves. I am the reason his daughter isn’t “normal” now, not the fact that he never sees her, has contributed financially almost nothing, and moved states away.
Second serious relationship and first marriage-13 years, 2 beautiful children, and I find out he’s been cheating with massage parlors for who knows how long and for who really knows what.
Should I give up?
I’m still fairly young, have maintained myself very well, eat healthy, exercise, have good morals, am loving and affectionate, intelligent, close with my family, have strong friendships and good relationships with my children. I also work very hard and care deeply for everyone in my life.
Why don’t I deserve love?
This voice tells me that no man is going to want to love a single mother of 3 children. I feel so worthless.


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211,480 If you think your marriage and sex life is fine, you must not know about your wife hitting on me.


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211,479 It’s a holiday and so you’ll pout and be mean today.

Hoping that you have to work late.


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211,478 It’s funny, my ex-girlfriend and I broke up nearly ten years ago and I don’t really think about her anymore. I mean yeah the occasional thought or memory, but outside of that nothing. I’ve dated since then, had girlfriends since then, have done a lot since then. But, whenever I come back to my hometown, it’s like this wave of nostalgia hits me in the face, and every night for the past few days I’ve had dreams about us being together.

It’s weird. When I wake up I feel sad and I’m not sure why, because after an hour or so I completely forget about her and the dream. Those dreams though…they’re just so perfect. But I guess that’s why they’re called dreams.

Wish things would’ve ended differently so I could still call her when I’m in town, shoot the shit and catch up, because she really was my best friend at the time.

Oh well, the past should stay in the past. Thanks brain, I really didn’t need this today.


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211,477 Somehow I ended up in a "sugar daddy" situation. I (48 m) have a young lady (20 yo) in my neighborhood and our relationship is that I buy her things and she fucks my brains out. She has a boyfriend.
According to her mother (who doesn't know about our arrangement) her typical day is to wake up around noon, do some yoga and hang out until she goes to the gym. Then she naps until it's time to go out with her friends or boyfriend.
She'll come over to visit me and let me know what she so desperately needs this time. We'll fuck, I'll order the item she desires. When it arrives I call her, she comes to my place and we fuck some more.
I don't know how long this will last but it is easily the best relationship I've ever had!


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211,476 My wife and I haven't had mutual reciprocal sex in over 10 years. Oh we have sex. About once a week I give her an orgasm usually through oral. She gets sweaty, she arches her back, she moans loudly. Boom, she has an orgasm. Then either she rolls over and goes to sleep. Or she says she's busy and she jumps up to do something else. Or she takes a shower and then comes back into bed and reads. Or she calls a friend on the phone.

We've discussed this. Basically I say, "What about me? Don't you ever want to take care of me sexually?"

She says I should jerk off. She says I'm better at doing it than she could be, so it makes sense to her that I do it for myself.

You want to know something really sad? I do it. She'll be there reading her book while I jerk off next to her. It's as close as I get to actually sex with her. I'm not kidding. This is my sex life with my wife.


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211,475 I postponed my wedding because I knew I didn't really like her. I made an excuse. I said something important came up at work and I would be too busy to get married that particular weekend. I was buying time. I created a three month delay. During that time I spoke to close friends and told them the marriage didn't feel right. I knew I was making a mistake. They said everyone feels that way, it will pass, I should get married anyway. I listened to them. I shouldn't have. I'm now getting divorced.


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211,474 My partner & I are both working from home. We live in a one bedroom, so we work pretty close by. I’ve learned my partner is very annoying to work next to. He is always sighing, talking to himself out loud, cursing at things, being vocally frustrated, and likes to play music out without headphones.

To say it is starting to grate my nerves is an understatement.


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211,473 Ladies, any of you get your period on your wedding day? How did you manage?


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211,472 Add a flat tablespoon of fiber supplement to your protein shakes. Adds volume, bulk and keeps you feeling full longer.


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211,471 Welp, 2020 sure has been a bust. Given the likely long term consequences of this year's shenanigans I'm looking forward to where we'll be in 2030.


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211,470 My life peaked long ago. I'm basically doing nothing these days. Just coasting and waiting for death to take me.


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211,469 I wish I could believe in God the way my mom does.


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211,468 The internet is so goddamn fucked up now, you can't even scroll through a news article without the page flipping up and down trying to introduce some crappy advert. I want to find a way to not have to use the internet ever again. Doubt it can happen though.


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211,467 I hate my mom, try as I may not to do so. She is negative, she is a bully, she is dishonest, and is INCREDIBLY self centered. She thinks I’m stupid as fuck, and will argue for years about things she is most definitely not correct about. I have a five day old daughter, my first child. She thinks that if I lived in the same city and decided not to let her see my daughter for whatever reason that she could actually sue me for “grandparents rights.” She actually thinks that this is something she could do just cause she wants to. She thinks that even if I hated her guts and found her toxic that some judge would court order me to give her a certain amount of access to my kid, even barring any abuse of my kid. When I firmly told her that grandparents rights do not typically even exist, she threatened to “prove me wrong.” As in before I ever actually denied her access to her grandchild who has existed for five days, she threatened me with LEGAL ACTION to force me to comply with visitation schedules that suited HER.

Like what the actual fuck mom?! I may just have to show her how this really works, because no court in this land would ever say I HAVE TO let MY CHILD be around anyone whom I deem not to be appropriate. If my mom wants to pull that joker out on me, I’m more than willing to consider kicking back and doing NOTHING while she tries to plead her “case” to someone and ge them to take it. What a fucking cunt my mom is when push comes to shove. I hope she tries to exercise her alleged grandparents rights just so I can have a good chuckle. She has none, and thank god for this. What a psycho. Smh.


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211,466 It's Fine If Beta Bullshit Leads To A Few Babies.

The Service Class Has To Come From Somewhere.

;^)


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211,465 I chose the wrong life partner.


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211,464 My wife's been dead for six months. Why does going on dates feel like I'm cheating on her? It feels so wrong. I finally felt like giving it a try. And I feel like I'm disrespecting her, her memory. And I really like this one woman I've met. We share exact birthdays and are super compatible. I don't want to hurt her. How do I shake this feeling and move on with my life??


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211,463 To those smokin hot girls with tattoos on the bus. In the words of Jenna Marbles, "I don't know if I want to be you, or be on you. Can I just fucking stare at you until I figure it out?".


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211,462 I believe the odometer in my new car is intentionally off. It racks up miles too quickly. Let's think about this. A new car is insured for the first 75,000 miles. If the manufacturer rigs the odometer to rack up more miles than I actually drive, then the odometer gets to 75,000 miles sooner and the manufacturer doesn't have to make anymore repairs. I think we are being scammed.


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211,461 I love my boyfriend but his fucking grumpiness irks my soul.


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211,460 Some cocksucker prosecutor wants to marry my daughter. This man hasn't met me yet, but I know about him. I haven't seen my daughter in five years, and here she comes with the same asshole who put my uncle in the pen. And she wants to marry him? It's not happening. He doesn't know who I am or who I associate with. You don't fuck with a made man. I'll warn him once and only once. I don't repeat myself. If he doesn't take the money and get the hell outta dodge, he'll wind up in a Michigan slaughter house like Hoffa. I'll just shrug my shoulders and hold her while she cries.


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211,459 he told me he loved me last night


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211,458 Here we go again. Democrats are trying once more to sling mud at Trump to see if it will stick.

Today's maligning, Trump apparently said he tried to downplay the virus so the public wouldn't panic. Um, isn't that what a good leader should do? Stay calm and tell people to be cautious.

This is somehow a scandalous crime??

What was he supposed to do, start screaming that we're all gonna die?

Democrats you scare me. I can't imagine how poorly you'd run things.


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211,457 My ex wife comes over sometimes and goes through the mail in my mail box. This isn't a mailbox by the curb. This is a mailbox on the front porch of my house. I've caught her several times and told her she needs to stop. She has no right to be here. I live here. She doesn't anymore. It's unnerving to have her showing up unannounced and rifling through my mail. It's one of those things though where I'd feel silly calling the police. I doubt the police would do anything about it anyway, they are busy with real crimes. Looking for a sanity check, would you call the police?


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211,456 I like shy women.


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211,455 Of course I can't get serious with you. You base all of your decisions on what magic people in the sky will think. Honey, they don't exist! Go find a like minded religious kook.


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211,454 My mom and my sisters have large fat boobs. My wife has tiny flat boobs. I think this is no accident. My subconscious made me not want to think of family members when looking at my naked wife.


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211,453 I have a friend since high school who has always been big. As an adult she is obese. She had surgery on her stomach a few years ago to shrink it in order to lose weight. She never really lost any weight. Everyday she posts on FB what is she currently eating , about to eat or cooking for dinner that night. In person she will bring her own snacks because she says she had to constantly snack on something. It's never anything healthy. I don't get it. Why spend the $$ if you didn't want the results?


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211,452 We should be called SA. We should take away the U because we are definitely no longer United.


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211,451 Move to New York with you?? Are you delusional?


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211,450 My ex betrayed me. My dad's a psycho. I can't talk to the rest of my family. My coworkers hate me because one person tells them all lies about me. My only friends are whiny bitches who only talk to me when they need a shoulder to cry on but are never there when I need one. I am angry. I'm angry at everyone. I'm depressed. I want to kill myself. I don't feel comfortable going to work. I can't even think about certain coworkers without wanting to cry and feeling so ashamed of myself. I cannot afford therapy. I guess I'm just all alone. Everyone else has someone to talk to. My coworkers talk to each other, they're all friends. They're all there for each other. Everyone except me.


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211,449 There are lots of books and movies and tv shows about creepy male stalkers. But there are far fewer about creepy female stalkers. Maybe I will write a book from the point of view of a creepy female stalker. They say you should write what you know....


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211,448 Spitting on some food does not make you a winner.

It just spreads your sickness.


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211,447 It always feels like life is such a confusing series of catch-22s. By that I mean you really don't get what you really want. Or, if you do get it the lustre fades so soon. Or someone or something is there to cut it down in some way. Or if you get what you want or achieve what you strive for then you better be humble about it or else karma decides to punish you for it.
I wonder if anyone else experiences this sort of Gotcha that life tends to play.


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211,446 Promiscuous women are repulsive.


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211,445 Now I Remember Why I Don't Have Any Friends.

So It Goes.


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211,444 i got to know about my college friend, we both liked but couldnt take it further due to many reasons, i can see twinkle in his eyes while talking and me also get a sort of adrenalene rush, but since we have a family i am affraid to speak to him even online video chats.


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211,443 11:47 pm.  Anyone else stoned and watching friends?


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211,442 I love looking at myself on zoom meetings. I never really realized how cute I am :)


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211,441 So I was working for a lawyer where I had a long commute.  I had to leave the job because I had a surgery at the end of last year then I had to recover for a few months.  I live with parents.  It's not odd in my culture to live with parents.  Also I was on and off with my boyfriend and I had been living there back and forth.  Then as I was looking for work again lockdown hit.  Where I live lockdown got lifted late, and I've been looking for work but can only find part time while I want full time.  Well my father who has a temper at times just got angry at something and we had it out.  He said I'm not smart and that I'm a loser because I'm not working.  I mentioned everything that happened this year and he mentions the commute like it's something else he has on me.  I am not looking forward to winter if it's gonna be like this.


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211,440 I've run out of shows on Amazon Prime and Netflix. This week I signed up for BritBox to get access to England's tv shows. After that I'm going to have brush up on my Spanish and watch Telemundo. LOL.


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211,439 I really do not know how this site became one of favorite sites on Internet. I come here from time to time. I like the good and the bad things people say about themselves and their lives. I am 100% Bolivian and live in La Paz, but I did a Master degree in the U.S .  For some reason, even if we live in such different contexts, we have very similar existential problems. I wonder who all of you are. I have the feeling the majority of you are U.S. citizens.


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211,438 What am I supposed to do when I sneeze into my mask and I can feel boogers came out and are in the mask rubbing up against my lips. I really need to carry a second backup mask!


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211,437 I have a fear of escalators


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211,436 The United States has been in existence for 244 years. In all that time we have been a nation at peace for only 16 of those years.

We are a beastly war mongering people.

We have been spoon fed propaganda and think of ourselves are the greatest nation of all time.

No one else in the world thinks so. They view us as the menacing bully.



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211,435 Help. Im 34. I dont know what kind of job to do. I am a college graduate but every time I want to do something, I am reminded negative things--like my age, wasting time, all the resources I need to get there. ITs almost like a trap..when people shame you for not not working or knowing how to succeed at something, but when you try, like a small little bit of hope- same people squash it down. when they dont, they remind you of it by celebrating youth, celebrating achievement when you are young. Im already a misanthrope due to recent Current events..how am I supposed to move foward ...in my relationships..with all these damn paradoxical behaviors? like...its truly a trip, an alice in wonderland trip. Everyone wants you to be useful, productive, in charge, choc full of opportunities...and talents developped...yes, sure..ok...but this Is like a cult I dont belong in. I also dont belong in a different political environment, and this isn't particularly political,..beause peoples inherent values are weird across the board. I feel antagonistic whatever environment I am in, just like brought down by a mob of people or something. I think im depressed..chronically. I used to cut school in middle school and just avoid school because I didnt do my homewokr--lilke fuck, you want someone to be in school all day with little kids who are self conscious, live in threat of hostility from others, and go home to "work"? I  couldn't do it. I also can't strap up and pretend I am oh so virtuous peach that I radiate success. Its like this weird disorder where other people see a lot of potential in me and they always have, and I am like " hey, I'm ____" and thats all really int to say. It scares me. I am just me yet I am nobody. I dont think what you do is who you are, yet /I am fine with other people thinking that about themselves, but their thoughts are telepathic and all encompassing. when will I hear my own thoughts? when all my actions are a summation of some kind of survival/approval sort of complex?


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211,434 There are anti maskers and pro maskers. I’m in the middle. I wear a mask when I go out but don’t admonish others or live in fear.


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211,433 This quarantine has made me spruce up my cooking skills. I’ve stopped eating out almost completely and am healthier.


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211,432 I think if the government told us to wear blindfolds, there are people out there that would do so without question. Too many people see government as all knowing parents. It’s scary.


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211,431 I'm convinced that when my wife goes for a jog, she purposely goes down the busy main street so more people will see her. She wants them to know she works out.


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211,430 I'm tired of friends and family mocking me for being cautious about covid. Fuck all of you.


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211,429 I live in an affluent town. Everyone here is money. You have to be because everything in this town is mega expensive.

My wife has a friend. She works as a masseuse where she goes to people's homes and does it privately in their bedroom. She is also very pretty and fit. I'm left wondering how it is financially possible for her to live here. She goes to the fancy restaurants. She belongs to the golf club, the yacht club, and a tennis club. How can she afford all that? I'm thinking she is more than a masseuse. I think she's having sex with her clients and earning much more than a normal masseuse. There is no way she could live here on a regular masseuse salary.


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211,428 I ordered 8 chicken sandwiches from Chick Filet. When I arrived home I realized the bag had 10. They made a mistake and had given me two extra. Woohoo! It's the little unexpected things which make me happy!


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211,427 My best friend is bad at our job and I am her superior. It puts me in an awkward position.


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211,426 There are times I can feel a presence stroking my pinkie finger. At first it spooked me. I'd jump up and leave the room. But I've learned it's not a malevolent force. It touches my finger gently for a minute and then leaves. It happens everyday late at night. I can be watching TV in the family room, or drinking tea in the kitchen, or surfing in my bedroom. It comes and touches me. It is never a sinister feeling. Weird but I've grown okay with it.


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211,425 He wants to track where I am and what I’m doing because he is never honest about what he is doing and where he’s going.

Jokes on him though. I go where I say  I’m going and I don’t lie about what I’m up to.

You can’t fuck with me asshole.


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211,424 I was always aware people metabolism is different. I for one look at food and can gain weight. My current girlfriend eats healthy but has no problem using lots of olive oil (she didn’t even know calorie wise it is just as much as any other unhealthy fat) and indulging in ice cream. Her daughter who is 19 is thin as a rail, 95lbs. I spent the weekend with them both. The daughter eats like a trucker. One day it started off with a light breakfast, but ended up eating two full pints of Hagen das ice cream (over 2000 calories alone), a big Italian restaurant lunch and a full steak dinner with all the fixings. On top of that, she is not a fan of exercising or moving around much at all. I just never knew how fast a metabolism could be. If this was the Stone Age and good was scarce, she might not survive and I would be fine. Today is obviously different. I also now believe some of these people who say the eat all the time but never gain weight.


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211,423 Apple is releasing a new product called AirTags. It's a one inch disk-shaped tracking device. Mount one on the underside of her car and voila, I know where she is at all times. No need to hack her phone. I control the AirTag, not her.

Excellent! A stalker's dream come true!


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211,422 The other day police shot this 13 year old autistic boy because he was upset his mom was going to work. He's a child. He's all of 5 feet tall and weighs what - 90 pounds.

Said the mom, “Why didn’t you just tackle him?"

Um, yea.

This is exactly why people are protesting!



PS - He had no weapon.

https://kutv.com/news/local/mother-of-child-shot-by-slcpd-officer-speaks-out-why-didnt-you-just-tackle-him


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211,421 My wife lies. This is a massive understatement on my part. It became very frustrating. Not only would she lie, she'd make excuses about her lies.

"I didn't lie! I just didn't tell you the truth."

Oh thanks for clearing that up.

I've come to realize she needs to lie in the same way an alcoholic needs a drink. She can't help herself. It's like her life will end if she doesn't lie, she goes out of her way everyday to lie.

There are many ways to make a relationship unworkable. But I think having a spouse who lies is at the top of the list. I can never trust anything she says.


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211,420 I grew up in New York. I remember when Trump was skinny. It was a long time ago.


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211,419 I find it's not worth going outside in the daytime. There are too many loons not wearing masks. I go out for walks, but only after midnight when I'm sure to have the sidewalk to myself.


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211,418 Something I've noticed about myself. I'll be in a group setting. Spontaneously someone will say something funny. Everyone laughs. Except me. It takes me an extra few seconds to get the joke. If this happened once, no big deal. But it happens every time. My brain seems to be slower than everyone else's. I don't want to be the slowest person in the room. :(


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211,417 I developed a terrible cough back in late February. Along with the cough I had intestinal difficulties and a sore throat. The cough lasted for two weeks. Its the longest I've ever had a cough. The sore throat lasted for 6 months. It finally went away in August.

You know what I think....


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211,416 My wife doesn't like nuts in brownies. So when she makes brownies, she doesn't put in any nuts.

Me, I like nuts in brownies. So when I make brownies I put nuts in one half of the baking pan.

This is something very trivial, but at the same time indicative of how my wife and I see the world differently.

She thinks of only herself. I think of both of us.




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211,415 How come a lot of the lady Trump supporters look like they’re related to Hulk Hogan?

They either look like Brooke or her mom depending on the age.

Not a criticism, just an honest question that feels like it’s a secret I don’t get.


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211,414 Can’t forget how you treated all of us last Labor Day.

I should have left you then.

So glad that it’s tied to a holiday so that I have reminders of why I need to be strong and leave you.

You’ve ruined every birthday & holiday - so whenever those come around I’m usually thinking about what tantrum you threw last year.

I have been frightened of you for over a year and I am slowly escaping.

You are cruel and mean.


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211,413 I got you an anniversary present.

You wouldn’t even bump your shower by 10 minutes this morning.

It’s going in the trash b/c you NEVER move with a sense of urgency for me. You are an asshole who loves when you can make me wait for anything.

Your just as selfish as your mom & dad raised you to be.

You won’t change. You won’t try to be a better person. Teasing people is your happiness. I’m miserable and can’t wait to leave you.


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211,412 i hate my collegue because of whom i get penealsied for the mistakes that i didnt do; often misunderstood and it gets too late by the time confusion is sorted, i try to forget and move forward again it happens, fed up, cant leave the firm now in this covid situation; having a job to pay the bills itself is a boon..



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211,411 i do not have any one whom i can trust, so writing this, i am little slow in doing things, becoz of that i get sidelined in office, my husband keep on abusing me in front of our employees by scolding me always, now has told not to talk to any one as i share my mind with them. so writing this; i am burdened with house hold work and office work with no help from him. if i complain about tiredness , he calls me lazy; do not to know what to do whom to share thats why sharing here


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211,410 I know this girl who’s face is so ugly, the first time she posted  a picture with no makeup I thought she was exposing her husband for beating on her. In reality her face just really that busted.


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211,408 Tell Olivia that I say hello.

Can’t wait to leave you forever Matt.


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211,407 So what, we're just gonna break up for a year, like we did 3 years ago? You know we'll be back together. I was and am lost without you.


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211,406 I had a warm and pleasant conversation with my soon-to-be exwife yesterday.

I had to talk to her again today about something. It's like the wicked witch flew into town and dropped a house on the sweet person from yesterday. She was awful to me on the phone.

What is this? How can her moods shift 180 degrees so often? It makes me think there is something physically wrong with her. Like there is some sort of chemical imbalance in her brain. She's scary moody. This divorce can't come soon enough.


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211,405 The other day I was on the sidewalk with my kids (age 7 and 3). This elderly woman with a walker was approaching us so I asked my kids to step off the sidewalk to give her space to get by (social distancing). The three year old didn’t move quickly enough, not because he was being defiant but because he didn’t immediately understand what I was asking him to do. The lady stopped, pulled her mask down (not really sure why) then said to the three year old “Do as you’re told!” Then she looked at me and said “Kids are so different today. They don’t listen.”  Then she started talking to my seven year old and asking him about his interests. He told her “I was creating illusions on my tablet this morning.” She was surprised and said to me “Kids these days don’t know the most basic things, but they know the word ‘illusions.’”

The interaction didn’t really bother me, but I thought it was strange how she had such a fixed (and strange) idea of what “kids these days” are like and how she had absolutely no problem criticizing my kids to me right in front of them.


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211,404 Some people here are already talking about cancelling Halloween and I desperately hope it happens, I’ve never enjoyed Halloween past the age of twelve.


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211,403 So banks will let you take out a loan to go on vacation, but not for your basic needs. Cute.


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211,402 If I get rich, the first thing I would do is order pizza.


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211,401 I was dumped in the middle of this viral outbreak. Makes it impossible to meet anyone new.


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211,400 There was a man in my social circle who, back in March, jumped on the Facebook “COVID-19 is a democratic hoax” train and refused to wear a mask/socially distance/control his young children to minimize exposure & spread. He posted pictures of he and his wife at shutdown protests and had endless strings of posts dedicated to how “stupid” it was when schools closed.

Cut to August. His wife died in June after contracting the virus. She was on a ventilator at the end. His father and father in law have also died from it. His oldest son contracted it and gave it to his wife. He ended up getting the virus first, but his symptoms were mild despite him being in a high-risk group. This man and his actions—the lack of precaution, really—literally decimated his family. It’s been the wildest social drama I’ve ever witnessed, both in person and on social media. He is now horribly depressed, started drinking again, and posts pleading statuses on facebook begging people to stay home. He’s a religious man....he spends a lot of time asking God to forgive him for his ignorance and has confessed in private that if suicide weren’t a sin he would be dead by now. My heart aches for him. We’ve been friends 20 years now and I view this man as my brother.

My secret: I’m the one that gave him the virus. I genuinely thought this whole thing was a hoax, too, and now I have to live with this guilt for the rest of my life. My blasé attitude toward my “summer cold” literally ruined my best friend’s life. I want to die.


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211,399 It's now been 7 days since my wife took a 24 hour Covid test. Still no results. This system is messed up. It's definitely not working the way it should.


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211,398 New to a relationship and having to navigate my male friends with my boyfriend is a little challenging. I get where he is coming from and he may be a little jealous but they are just friends, I don’t want to sleep with them. But I get it,  if he hung out with females that would make me feel bad. Ugh. I don’t know how to navigate this


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211,397 Djokovic hitting the line judge with the tennis ball was clearly an accident. He randomly tapped the ball out of the way. He didn't even hit it hard. As soon as he saw it hit the judge he had a look of horror o his face.

So why was he thrown out of the tournament? Smells fishy to me.

The official who threw him out didn't see the incident happen and for some insane reason the rules say the official is not allowed to review the video tape. Why not? Why would an official be denied the chance to review what happened on the video? It clearly would have shown the innocence of it all.

Tennis sucks. I'm not going to watch it anymore. I don't like sports that are unfair.


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211,396 Once again, my husband called me a fucking bitch 3 times in front of our kids.
I told him, “okay, go ahead! Call me all the names you can think of and don’t think once about what it’s teaching our kids.”
His response?
“Well quit being one.”
Wow. You are a grown up. You are 45! You are a LOSER.


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211,394 I have pretty bad dandruff. It's why I never wear dark colored shirts or sweaters.


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211,393 I keep a diary in Microsoft Word. My dairy is the only 'person' I talk to. I have no one else. I'm all alone. Its been 11 years and now my diary is over 3,500 pages long.


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211,392 I washed all my face masks. When pulling them out of the dryer one dropped onto the floor. Therefore it had to be washed again. A pandemic coupled with my OCD is making my life miserable.


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211,391 The Democrats are so desperately trying to say Trump maligned vets. I see this as a calculated story. It was made up in the Democrat strategy room a few months ago and put on the calendar for release just before the election. There is no truth to it. It comes from "anonymous sources".

We are talking about the most followed and recorded man in history, but there is no video of this ever happening. We are talking about an incident that happened two years ago, but it is only coming out now just before the election. Classic lying political smear. Shows how low the Democrats will go.


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211,390 I'm hurting.


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211,388 I’m really hungry and that makes me happy.


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211,387 A 66 year old just fucked me for 2 hours.


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211,385 My sister in law constantly posts how perfect her life is. She makes my wife (her sister) feel bad. I think she does it intentionally.


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211,384 I know you wanted to hang out this weekend, but I'm so depressed it seems like a chore more than anything else.


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211,383 I love the show "The Big Bang Theory" but I wish they had made an episode where Sheldon lips off to the wrong person and get beaten into a coma. I know he's a weakling but he had it coming.


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211,382 Next time I go for a walk I'm bringing a baseball bat, and if a runner without a mask comes so close to me again....


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211,381 Nice wedding picture. Must be nice to be worthy of love.


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211,380 I held a yardsale of very high quality items Fri and Sat. A woman contacted me on Facebook and BEGGED me to save it for her until "after church" on Sunday. Foolishly, I did.    To her credit she did show up....and tried to negotiate the price down after making me save it for BOTH days of my sale.  She had  texted me from my front yard, which had a yard sale sign in it AND  my front door open to make sure she was "at the right place"!   She was a few years younger than me (53) and was obese, limping, breathing like she may pass out any moment.  She asked if I had "saled" much. She said she "needed this like I need a hole in my head" at least seven times.   She pointed out that she knew another item was a "warsh board".  She asked me how a bolt might be removed from the item, (I don't know maybe try a wrench?)  She mentioned her dead preacher husband four times.  Well, what a shock that was to me, the atheist.  She'll never be anything but a burden to the American taxpayer and my final shock came when I saw the Trump sticker on the back of her car that had plastic flapping in the wind as it covered the rear passenger window.  Sure, lady, SURE I'll be sure to contact you if I have another sale.  I lost some braincells simply being in your presence.


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211,379 I look at these so-called professional protestors - being shipped around from city to city.   I don’t support either left wing or right wing nuts.  But - sometimes I wonder what happened to the American Dream?


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211,378 I live in a townhouse complex so there is a dumpster and some recycling bins for the whole complex to use. There is a guy that shows up on a bike almost every day to dig through the recycling bins and collect anything that he can return for deposits. Often he isn’t wearing a shirt. He is quite good looking.

So my secret is I think the guy who digs through our trash is hot.


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211,377 The adorable clerk at my supermarket was all of about 25. I had to go back to pay for juice I accidentally walked out with. He took the opportunity to tease me about it and was actually flirting. Safe to say he no idea I’m 53. Lol


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211,376 I've often thought about creating a board like this solely for the purpose of having people describe what they experience when they have an orgasm. Anonymously, of course.

For me there are four phases:

1. The first phase lasts a while. I am just pumping in and out, or jerking it.

2. At a certain point, there's a sort of small wave that ripples through my body. It's not strong, but it's definite. Something has changed. My brain and my body become one: I have fallen into a tunnel, and there's no going back.

3. Then there's a short interval when I know it's coming. There's confusion in my mind...it's all over the place. I can feel strong waves starting to form in my body. God help whoever might interrupt me in this phase.

4. KA-BOOM! My brain stops. All my cells tingle. My body starts spasming. But it's so hard to describe what a spasm feels like. Like nothing else, really.  Anyway, I usually have 10 - 12 spasms.  

I've tried so many times to think about how I might describe it other than that. I think any writer who could do it would make a fortune.


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211,375 I laugh at the people claiming to be a Millennial, because they feel young.
Just know that someday, young kids are gonna be saying "Ok, Millennial".  




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211,374 My son went off to college three weeks ago, last week he tested positive for covid. He is way sicker than the flu, exhausted all the time and has had breathing issues. I asked if his roommates and friends got tested. His response "no one is getting tested anymore, there is all sort of peer pressure not too because if the college goes over a certain % of students testing positive then they will shut down the school. In fact I'm getting hounded on social media for getting tested. "
If 18-22yr olds have figured out how to "game" the system, not sure if we can count on accurate numbers regarding the spread of the virus.


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211,373 I'm male. I live alone. I still put the seat down when I'm done peeing. I'm not sure why.


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211,372 I'm watching the nearby college stats. I figure that's how our community will get sick, because of all the incoming college students. The college has a covid information page telling how many cases they've discovered so far. Two weeks ago as the students returned in waves the college reported 2 cases, then 6 cases more, then 8 more cases... It kept climbing.

The hard and fast rule set by government officials is that if the college gets to 100 total cases then it must shut down. Four days ago they were up to 86. Like it's clear to me the 100 mark will be reached.

But for the last three days, what do you think has happened? Remember this is America where we have no morals. It's all about money and doing whatever the hell you please.

For the last three days there have been no daily updates. The college has stopped reporting the numbers. Clearly they are over 100 by now But if they say it, then they have to close. So they don't say it.

You know what? We deserve to fail as a nation. It is time for our democracy to die off. Because we are not a nation of fair minded good people. We are not. We are lying thieving corrupt slime buckets.


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211,370 I just turned 30 and although I’m not young, older men make me so horny. Silver foxes!


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211,369 I’m terrified of the future. I’m hurtling toward next year with no plan.


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211,368 I know I am in love with you. But I do not know how to tell you that....


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211,367 Your cleavage photos are hot.

-your female friend



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211,366 Reading the news these days, I keep wondering where we're going...

And what we're doing in this handbasket.

Oh.


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211,365 If you are interested in me, you need to fuck off.


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211,364 I'm so horny for this skater boy who drunk texts me. His last message was: ride me already.

mmm...

He's been texting me for a while now. The entire time he's been with his girl in fact.

Years ago, He grabbed my hair at a punk show and pulled me to him. My bf at the time was off in the pit somewhere. Skater boy smiles and laughs, bringing me in close. I held my breath and bit my lip looking at him... He's a real bad boy type. I see him lick his lips... It was too hot! I know it sounds crazy but the dominance electrified the moment and I felt we could have even kissed if he went for it.
His friend draws his attention and point to a lone girl in the distance with a blank expression and dark eyes. Skater boy leaves and goes to her who turns away and walks away.

He's been in my dms ever since sending me horny drunk messages and today, I go touched myself and thought of him... Life isn't fair.


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211,363 Who would you rather do?

Young Biden or young Trump.










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211,362 No way I could be a high school teacher these girls are getting so hot now and they loved to play games and flirt with teachers.


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211,361 I’ve never seen an episode of Friends.  Never had the interest.


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