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212,461 Lately I have been so irritable. I hate this. I’m also so tired I can only do about 60 % of my normal workout.


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212,460 I'm told eHarmony is meant for Christian singles. Is this true?


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212,459 My state is shutting down again. Schools have closed again indefinitely. This is due to stupid selfish people ignoring the rules. I hate these people.


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212,458 Video games hold no interest for me. I briefly played one once. Seemed dumb. It involved shooting people. I don't understand why some people spend all their free time playing.


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212,457 Tell me what you would do. I have a friend who died. He was divorced. Someone cleaning out his house found a box of nude pictures of his ex-wife. Thinking about what should be done.

1) Should I take them and throw them out?

2) Should I take them and keep them?

3) Should I take them and mail them to the ex-wife?

4) Should I tell the person who found them to throw them away and forget this ever happened?

5) Should I sell them on ebay? (kidding)


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212,456 I'm single. She's single. I called and we spoke on the phone for two and a half hours today. That's got to mean something doesn't it?


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212,455 The middle toes on both my feet are numb. I can't feel a thing. I think it's from my diabetes. I don't tell my doctor because I don't like him.


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212,454 Chile, the show was so bad, they showed it over on Microsoft News!  The girl's on crack for all the world to see!  While you're talking about everyone else, you need to sit your ass down in treatment again... for real this time!  How you doin'?  Bad, girl; Real Bad!


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212,453 62 year old female here. New to the site.  I googled for a site for secrets.  I had to say that I'm newly single, met a gorgeous 34 year old, who rocked my world all weekend!  Wow.


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212,452 My dad is a much better cook than my mom. But I can never say this outloud.


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212,451 Wknd Box Office Numbers?
1 new one for me.


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212,450 I've recently experienced an unwelcome sign of aging.  

When I was younger, a minor cut or scrape would heal quickly and then vanish.  Now, the cut takes forever to heal, and when it does heal there is a permanent mark on my skin where the cut was. I got a superficial cut near my wrist 6 months ago and there is still a red line at the site of the cut!  there are others places on my body where this has happened.  I am reasonably healthy with no serious health conditions.

I know its better than the alternative,. but getting old sucks!!!

M/53


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212,449 Because we have been on and off for years.  I do love him.  We have been through a lot.  Loneliness.  It's hard for me to get real feelings for a guy and be attracted to a guy, it doesn't happen with just anyone.  there were a couple of guys I really liked when we were broken up but nothing became of those situations.  I don't want to be alone.  It's not easy meeting men, online dating, they usually just want to bang but not always.  so i keep going back because I figure I've given this much time, i find him attractive, I can be silly with him, there are wavelengths we think along, he loves animals, there is a sweet side there,  I figure if I just work on it enough it may be okay.  but maybe not


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212,448 "I hate feeling like I'm a burden on this family."

Well, I hate you acting like a burden on this family. So, like, maybe you should try not acting like one and you'll stop feeling that way. Maybe if you found a job to take up your time or stopped treating our kids like an inconvenience, we could learn to like you.


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212,447 I've thought about using the service of a sex professional I'm not afraid of an std my greatest concern is being with someone who is justt faking it.


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212,446 60 year old women that think they are the suburban moms they’re taking about. Hahahahaha ha!!!!

Boomers that don’t realize their boomers have no idea the numbers of folks that actually fill those demographics.

62 year old grandma - you’re not the suburban moms that they’re talking about.


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212,445 When you're on hold and the automated voices says to go on their website. IF YOUR WEBSITE WAS WORKING DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE WAITING 45 MINUTES TO TALK TO YOU??


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212,444 I'm so poor a can of tuna is a luxury.


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212,443 I'm 40 and recently divorced. I'm giving myself about a year to get myself together before I jump back into the dating scene.  But when covid-19 is over, I'd still have no idea where to look for men. I mean, beside dating websites where I'd likely run into my ex. Do I just bite the bullet and sign up?  Where do people go to meet other people?

Recently I joined a book club but it's ALL women.  That was such a huge disappointment.  The few men whose names were on the list were married to other women whose names were on the list.  None of the men showed up anyway.

Where else?  I've never been one to go to bars.

I like going to restaurants but I end up eating alone. Not a person, male or female, looks my way.

TV makes it look like the grocery store is a great way to meet people. Two strangers bump into each other in the produce aisle.  Nope!  Have you ever seen men shop? They're in and out in 5 seconds flat. They hate being there.

I take my dog to the dog park.  Bending over to pick up poop is not graceful.  All the men I see have rings on their fingers and end up talking about their wife and kids.  The single guys there have a weird vibe.  Shifty eyes and non-responsive to basic greetings. That's a no-go.

So where else?  Where do single men like to go?  


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212,442 I know a lawyer from The Innocence Project - where they get falsely accused people out of prison. This lawyer had a personal grudge against me because I told the truth about something in his personal life. You know what he did? He made up a lie about me and tried to paint me as a bad person.

I mean of all the ironic situations.... a lawyer from The Innocence Project was making false statements to get me in trouble.

I laugh and roll my eyes whenever someone mentions The Innocence Project.


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212,441 I have designated NO PICK days. Those are days I refuse to pick my nose.  Then I have a good stock of boogers to delve into.  It's the best. You should try it.


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212,440 I’m divorcing my asshole of a husband (tossed his drunk ass out tonight). He came home with a baby pit bull that he brought home as a surprise (I can barely breathe typing this). I am an animal lover and hate these killing machines on four legs and he is well aware of this! They terrify me! This dog was 10 months old and it’s head & paws were bigger than my head! Our deceased old, lovely sweet baby girl (dog) was attacked & her leg broken in three places by a pit bull! and he tells me it’s how they are raised not how they are. My autistic son was bitten by one of his friends dog at the park when he was with my husband, again a pit bull (I wasn’t there- obviously) and my son is still traumatized  Ok, douche bag when it rips your face off I don’t care. He is now living with his 78YO mother & I called & begged her to toss him out. Dear God, how selfish & insane can one be! I hope that dog mauls him to death because he deserves nothing less. What a selfish, insane, inconsiderate nutjob!. So long loser. We have been married 25 years; (he is not sick, we are in our early 50’s): unless assholeitis is one. Absolutely unreal. We were soulmates or so I thought. I will never, ever trust/love anyone again.


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212,439 I struggle to explain what it is about my job that I don’t like. On paper it’s perfect. Great benefits, and a focus on empathy, ethics, and work life balance. I should be happy to have a job during COVID.

I guess if you’ve read The Circle by Dave Eggers it’s a pretty accurate description of what it’s like to work there. But I feel ungrateful for feeling this way.


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212,438 Your's is bent and mine is much bigger, oh the things you hear when your ex is tipsy.


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212,437 Today,17 years ago, I became a Mrs. My divorce was final in March but we were separated for a while. We both have moved on and have partners, we had no children. I wonder if he remembered? I miss who we were because I hated who we became. I hope you are happy, I'm ok. I no longer believe in complete hapiness but I believe in happy moments. I'm older, calmer and maybe wiser and things that I considered so important in the past, are no longer that important. Life happens and even thought you did me so very wrong at the end, I don't hate you. I don't like who you became but I can't hate you. Be happy, old friend. I wish her the strenght and the power she and you need.


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212,436 Sometimes I think bad things happen to me because I’ve done bad things. Because I’m a bad person. I think I don’t deserve happiness.

A lot of people think I’m a good person so I wonder, if it because I hate myself that I think I’m a bad person? That I deserve bad things ?

Or do these people not know me??


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212,435 Time to look in Amarillo for someone who will fuck me


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212,434 Life fucking sucks.


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212,433 My husband claims that he is the one that wanted this divorce. I had hoped that he would change his mind and work with me and an elder care lawyer. Now, he is telling his family that I was the one that wanted this. NOT! I had hoped he would work with his son that is a lay minister, too. He has always denied needing marriage counseling. When he filed last year, I hired my own lawyer, and she told me that "if this is what he wants, then just give it to him". They have turned this into utter chaos and betrayal. Legal Aid told me months before he filed, to try for a legal separation at our age, then I could get the budget, as well as peace in our relationship.


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212,432 A 58 year old woman caught her husband cheating.  She went thru hell, getting a divorce.  She pulled herself up out of her hole.  She got plastic surgery, including a beautiful vaginal rejunenation.

I now get to fuck that woman.  She only wants truth.
that ex husband is so jealous now, but hindsight sure seems 20/20 to us all.


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212,431 I don’t need to paint you as a villain to your kids.

I just need to step out of the way as you clearly demonstrate over and over how they come 2nd to your own needs. Kids pick up on that. I don’t need to say anything.

Ridiculing their mother for how much of an effort she puts in to make up for your lack of caring really only points out to the kids how you’re literally doing less and mocking others that do more for them.

Are you really so delusional as to think they don’t see how lazy you are, how little you do, how little you care. They know that you hate being seen with them.

I don’t have to do anything for everyone to see what a terrible dad you are. Just like your own dad was.


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212,430 If someone leaves your life, a lot of times it's because of something you did wrong. Even if you don't realize it, you fucked up. And if you don't know what you did? Ask them. And LISTEN when they tell you.


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212,429 My family pretends to be offended if we don't call each other. "I cant believe you texted him that and not me!!". "You always spend time together without me!". Or my personal favorite: "Thanks for the invite". It's all an act. They don't care about these things. I have no idea why they do this. It's like they want outsiders to think that our family is soooo close. We kind of are, but the only person who actually gets offended by these things is my dad. I'm not sure if they're following his lead, or what.


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212,428 My husband served me with divorce papers 14 months ago, but is still living here with me. He definitely should have had an Elder Care lawyer, instead of this very expensive hot-shot, greed-enabler lawyer that his family hired for him. An elder care lawyer would have been about 1/4th the cost, and would have been long over by now. I have never dealt with such a dysfunctional family in my life. God, please give them Grace for all the pain and grief they have caused - not just to me and my family, but even their own spouses. They profess to "know God", but I don't think He approves of any of this. Proverbs 3:13


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212,427 I live in an apartment. My neighbor is a guy. A big guy. He has accosted me in the hallway saying I'm not allowed to do laundry after 6 pm. He says the noise ruins his quiet time at home after work. He also decreed I'm not allowed to do laundry before 9 am, until he goes to work. I am also not allowed to do laundry on weekends unless he goes out.

I work too from 8 am to 4 pm. I rush home to do the laundry before 6 pm. Sometimes I don't get the clothes in the dryer on time.So I leave them wet and can't turn on the dryer til the next afternoon.

I make sure to follow his rules. I don't want to upset him. He scares me. He's not a nice man. He seems like a brutal man.

This isn't fair though. I pay rent like he pays rent. I don't remember anything in the lease saying he controls what other tenants can do.

I called the management company and they said there's nothing they can do. I don't want to move. Aside from him I like living here. Some people are bullying jerks.


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212,426 I can tell when you check my messages in messenger.

I’m not cheating on you.

You dislike your kids and want out and think it will be cheaper for you if I’m cheating.

I’m not cheating.

Please leave us and let me take care of the kids. They know that you don’t like them. It is miserable when you are home.


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212,425 If China becomes the dominant nation on the planet, and they invade the US, does that me we'll be eating Chinese food every night?

Count me in.


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212,423 I admire 20-something girls who have confidence and know how to stand up for themselves, especially in the workplace. When I was 20, my coworkers thought I was mute. I just did what people told me and I certainly didn't stand up for myself or fight for my rights. Even when I was being sexually harassed, verbally abused, manipulated or taken advantage of, I didn't say a word. This new generation is killing it. I admire it so much.


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212,422 Story coming out today that a student in my daughter's school tested positive for Covid. What's crazy frustrating is that the school announced the student was actively sick on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week and his parents didn't keep the student home. His parents should be brought up on criminal charges!


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212,421 I entered into an arranged marriage. When I say arranged I mean that we didn't meet until we were at the altar. We were absolute strangers when we wed. We didn't have sex for 3 weeks because we had to get to know one another, although we were both aware of the expectations. We have just celebrated 30 years together and we have 3 beautiful children.

Please don't do this to your kids. We got lucky. This could have gone so wrong. I have nightmares of my children acting as we did.


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212,420 Shy, reserved women are the kinkiest.


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212,419 Have you ever noticed that seemingly the bio of every lawyer who attended Harvard Law School says they were an editor of the Harvard Law Review. Smells a little funny to me.


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212,418 Amazon Prime Day was actually two days. I hate when companies misuse our language.


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212,417 My mum has been diagnosed with cancer.

I wish is was Mt little sister. I hate her more and she is more of a waste of space.


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212,416 My friend's electric bill went up because her roommate is working from home, but she isn't.  How are they supposed to split the bill?


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212,415 Has anyone's relationship improved after moving in together?  He says all he does is go to work and go home, and be alone.  Makes me feel bad but I am dealing with a lot with my parents, we are both stressed.  We have a nice time, but then there will always be some argument or antagonistic conversation.  He is not capable of telling me what's wrong without getting mad or frustrated as he is talking to me about it, then it falls on me.  It's hard to deal with that on top of the situation i have going on, too overwhelming.  If he was no longer alone, aka I moved in there, I wonder if it would get better or worse


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212,414 Alright baby I'll admit it. I'm just using you for the endorphins.


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212,413 Impulse buying is a symptom of bipolar, right? I've been overspending lately. Sometimes I wonder.


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212,412 Why are 99% of the emojis on iphones depicting white caucasions?  Where are people of color, native americans, asians, and everyone else. In this climate I'm suprised Apple did this and I'm surprised no one is complaining.


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212,411 I'm a terrible athlete. Even so I joined a bike group and go on rides twice a week. Not to lose weight or anything. I'm already pretty thin. I joined to meet men. (45F and on the market again after 17 years)


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212,410 My husband snores and thrashes around all night. I get maybe an hour of uninterrupted sleep and this cumulative effect is fucking with my work day and productivity. I have no energy left to work and homeschool our kids. A normal person would say, “Sorry, I’ll try some breathe right strips.” If applicable, maybe try to stop smoking and/or lose some weight (he needs to do both). But he can’t be normal. He has to victimize the situation: “I just have to sleep somewhere else now. You obviously can’t sleep with me around.” If I try to get up to move somewhere else, it turns into, “You shouldn’t leave our bed, I’ll leave.” Dude, I don’t give a shit what you do anymore, just get your shit together and shut up so I can get some fucking sleep.


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212,409 Happily married but quite frankly bored, it’s not at all uncommon now for me to contrive some sexual fantasy each week typically with any woman from my past and continue living it out in my head, excuse me, my old high school teacher has asked me into the supplies closet to help get something off a high shelf....


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212,408 The other day I was told I'm a catch. I'm still smiling.


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212,407 I’ve noticed since I had my first child, that sometimes guys are irrevocably grossed out by the mere fact of that.  I’m sure Sam would judge me for this, But my child’s father and I broke up basically at the same time that she was conceived and we’ve never gotten back together. I’m pretty sure we’re never going to so moving on is my best next step.  So I dated throughout my pregnancy here and there and having some great sex during my pregnancy was key in my process of getting over N. So I had my baby 2 1/2 months ago, and Like many women I was petrified my body might look or feel or change postpartum. It’s been 10 weeks I delivered an 8 pound baby and much to my delight, I have bounced back probably in the 90th percentile of all chicks in my boat. Yes I barely visible scar along the bottom of my abdomen where they did a C-section and it healed very nicely. I am already completely rid of the baby weight which was somewhere around 40 pounds of weight gain, and ended up being one pant size smaller than I was before I got pregnant. Stretch marks? The only warpaint I have is a couple of barely visible stripes parallel with my belly button and I do mean barely visible I have to really be looking for them to find them in A mirror. I’m not trying to brag or AK particularly Vain about it, but in my attempts at sexual endeavours lately I’ve had a couple of guys flat out turned me down before it got past the first conversation. Went to dinner with one guy last week and in the middle of dinner he tells me apologetically that although he likes me as a person and he sure I’m great he feels no chemistry whatsoever due to the fact that I gave birth in the past yearIt was really just the weirdest thing I’ve heard in a long time. I just the mere fact that it happened completely turned them off and it hurt my feelings. It stings that  A)I’m a mother finally, and able to pay for my child with little from her father; which is something that I’m very happy about...And a couple of guys that I’ve shown interest in having made me feel I should feel shameful of something that I’m honestly just super stoked about. And, B) That in my sexual prime, mid thirties; woth my best body EVER, and basically not looking rough at all...The fact that I have had This baby makes me repulsive to a few people. And C) i’m very crestfallen about the fact that there must be a good number of women out there who are married to men who feel this way, who are probably being treated like shit or ignored or not touched at all by their husbands even though they just gave that man a son or daughter. If she is a good wife and all things being equal otherwise, this is just fucked up and unfair. It makes me realize that perhaps the best thing I could’ve done for myself as well as my daughter years To have not been married when she was born So that I wouldn’t have some husband shitting all over my self-esteem and rejecting me sexually in the face F giving him a child. What kind of message does that send you a kid if they grow up with their parents together that kind of attitude in the air? Why are there in number of guys were grossed out if a woman has delivered a baby? I bounced back well I know it’s not just weight or looks alone is more of aSad mystery and I want to know why some guys feel this way. That’s probably one of the biggest letdowns in my life to know some guys find me icky now. Wtf.


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212,405 I have had HPV 18 for the last 3 years. Every year I go in and have a Pap smear, then I have to get a colposcopy.

This year I found out I have CIN3, which is basically abnormal cells that can lead to cancer if they aren’t already.

Next Friday I go into have a LEEP procedure where they cut out all of the abnormal cells.

I’m about to get married, go to school after putting it off, thinking of maybe buying a house. For the first time in my life it seemed everything was going great. (With the exception of the pandemic)

And I might have cancer ? It seems really on par for my life.


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212,404 My secret is I am having an affair.
It kind of hurts me to keep him a secret.

I’ve known him almost 20 years. We understand each other.

I love him in a way I have never loved anyone else, ever.
I expect nothing from him. If he were to meet a woman and fall in love with her tomorrow and get married; I’d be happy for him.
Interestingly enough, when I first met him when I was 18, I was not married or in a relationship. It was the same then.
He has never belonged to me. I hold no ownership over him and he was free to do as he wished 17 years ago, and he’s free to do as he pleases now.


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212,403 I’m 100% on board with social distancing and masks, but secretly...the masks are wearing me down. I don’t want to go out in public anymore because I can hardly stand wearing it. I don’t want to be mistaken for an anti-masker, so I never ever talk about this with anyone. I also just really don’t want anyone thinking I’m making this about me when everyone else is affected too.

I thought what I missed the most was wearing lipstick, and even thought I very much do, that’s not what I realize I miss the most. I miss seeing my friends and coworkers smile (the ones I like anyway, lol), and I miss smiling at them. I miss smiling at a stranger in good will, like the man who helped me pick up the contents of my basket in the store the other day when I dropped it and was very embarrassed. His kindness meant a lot to me. The world feels so cold and clinical now. I know it’s for the greater good, but I can’t help how I feel.

I know this is hard for everyone so, like I said, I never tell this to anyone. I’m glad for this one place in the world where I confess this.


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212,402 My company has been remote since June. I can’t believe how easy and boring this is. So, I interviewed with another company. I have 2 salaries and work, MAYBE 15 hours per week.


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212,399 I had a sexy dream last night.... featuring my husband’s best friend. Oops


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212,398 I have been questioning my sexuality for a while now, years really. I think I may actually be Bisexual instead of Heterosexual. I have only ever been with men sexually & romantically. I am curious about other women though but never acted on it. I have had crushes on female celebs/public figures in the past though. That's the context for the actual secret.

I watch a lot of cable news and lately I've found myself attracted to & strongly crushing on Erin Burnett over on CNN. I always liked her as a media personality and journalist but as of late would watch her show only to look at her and occasionally fantasize about her. I've felt like masturbaibg even. Many times I've caught myself biting my lip as she was reporting on serious news and political topics.

This would make me feel weird and even shameful not necessarily because of the same sex attraction but because it feels wrong to be getting aroused and wet while someone is talking about Trump or the Coronavirus. And in the hours before her show airs I would be searching random old Youtube videos of her talking about literally anything (she used to work on CNBC before CNN) to sort of "prime" myself before I would watch her actual show at 7:00.

Anyway, over the last week or so at night I began having two different but related fantasies. The first is I would be sitting on my floor and watching her show and she would be repeating thru the tv "you're not straight" and smiling about it.

The second is mode sexual in which I would be making out with her and having sex with her on her news anchor desk. Again I have never done either in real life but I do watch lesbian porn so I had an idea of how it works. And of course with both of these I would masterbate but when I finished feel confused about my sexuality and if any of these fantasies actually mean/reveal something in my subconscious I am trying to hide (I come from a conservative Christian family and still have that religious baggage over me).  

Female,early 30s.


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212,397 I have been working from home for a few months now. We have a small place so I don’t have a designated “office” and I’m the only one home most of the time, so I spend most of my time sitting at the dining room table.

A couple of days ago, I was typing away on my computer and a highlighter that was sitting beside me on the table started sliding across the table. Not rolling. Sliding. It was sliding “eraser end” first, if highlighters had erasers. When it stopped, I just stared at it for a few seconds then went back to work, because what else am I supposed to do?

Then yesterday, I was working away at the table again and I heard a noise. I looked up to where we have a shoe rack (I mentioned our place is small) and watched a shoe slowly slide forward and off the rack onto the floor. Again I just went back to work.

I don’t really believe in ghosts or anything. But I don’t really have an explanation for how two stationary objects just started moving for no reason.

Maybe I have been spending too much time alone.


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212,396 An editor for the New Yorker got caught jerking off on zoom. For a few days I pretended to be as disgusted by it as everyone I know. They don’t know that I’m always stroking it over zoom. I’m just very, very careful with the camera.


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212,395 The more my girlfriend drinks, the less I like her. She gets loud and demanding and self-destructive. Sex is terrible when she's drunk and that's when she wants it because she's too stressed out to want it sober. The next day she's recovering, too tired to do anything. With 'rona she can't go out with her friends, so it's drinks with me at home. I don't drink much and can't maintain the drunken energy she wants, so she drinks more and gets frustrated that all I want is to relax and fool around. I want her to cut loose and enjoy herself, but the more she does the less I want to be around her.


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212,394 My friend’s husband is a small (literally), controlling asshole. She makes all the money and he dictates how it’s spent. He weighs in on who she should and shouldn’t be friends with. He speaks down to her. Before they married and had their baby she showed up on my doorstep in tears (this woman never cries) and it was about a fight with him.

I really hate this Napoleon complex, inferior nozzle and if I ever hear he lifts a finger on her or their child I will come down on him in such a way, he’ll be forced to hit a woman to protect himself.

God he’s a pain in the ass. ᖟⅶ


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212,393 I don't care if he gets a lap dance from a stripper (in fact I encourage it), but I get mad if he likes girl's pictures on instagram and facebook. How hard is it to scroll past without clicking the like button? I wonder how many other women feel the same way. I wonder what men think about this. Does anyone feel that it should be the other way around?


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212,392 How do you think your ugly ass wife feels when you insult women who are way prettier than her? You need to stop that shit. I saw you check her out. I watched you look her up and down. I saw your pupils dialate. I saw you look down and lick your lips. I saw you smile. Then, you said "That girl needs a nose job". If I were her I would leave your ass for playing these mind games. Do you think your wife is stupid or something?


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212,391 Pretty sad that I don't have money for my basic needs. Probably better to just die.


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212,390 I'm gonna start calling people out on their manipulation tactics in front of people. My family, my coworkers, everybody. People aren't going to like it, but it's time :) People really think I'm dumb. Yeah, just because I act like I believe you, just because I don't say anything, doesn't mean I am gullible sweetie.


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212,389 Tonight is my first night away from my daughter since she was born. She’s at my mothers all night and I was supposed to work but didn’t end up having to work. So...I’m sitting here, afraid of every little thump and bump I hear in my eerily quiet home, considering getting High on this little treat I found in one of my old handbags while cleaning house...and most of all I just miss my baby girl a ton.  She’s a lot of work but I’ve realized I really love hanging out with her, and don’t mind changing her diapers or chasing her tears away with various needs met, but don’t mind being spit up on, and i don’t (much) dislike being woken up by her three times in one night for a bottle.  So that’s my secret. I miss my infant daughter and I love being her mommy :)


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212,388 My church shut down.There was such terrible and petty fighting between the parishioners. I think the dioceses had enough. They retired the head priest. They shifted the junior priest somewhere else. And just like that the church is shuttered. Welcome to Catholicism.


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212,387 I run into my ex-GF sometimes while walking my dog. Her dog is mean and aggressive and tries to bite my sweet little dog. Why am I not surprised.


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212,386 I'm a sucker for Facebook friends asking me to donate money to some charity. Guaranteed, if you are my FB friend and you want money, I'll kick in anywhere from $25 to $100.


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212,385 You know who is really, REALLY hot? Doctor Mike from YouTube. That is all.


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212,384 There is no medical term for boogers.


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212,382 I went out today briefly at 8:00 AM. I wore a mask. A few minutes later I was home again. At about 11:00 I made myself a cup of coffee. When I went to drink it, I realized for the first time I still had my mask on. I had been wearing it for 3 hours without a thought. That's how easy it is to wear a mask.

Just do it and be a good citizen of the world.


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212,380 My new approach. If you don't wear a mask and you are not social distancing as per the law, and you give me a hard time when I politely ask you to consider wearing the mask, I will not call the police. No, not at all.

But I will surreptitiously follow you and find out where you live.


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212,377 Apple just purchased the rights to the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. Going forward you'll have to pay to see this all-time classic that brought joy to so many of us over the years.

I hate corporate America. I hate the greed. I hate how they need to control everything. I hate how it's all about money to them.

Fuck Apple. Stop buying their phones.


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212,376 If you interrupt people all the time with “I understand; but...”
You probably aren’t doing a whole lot of understanding and you’re just interested in cutting the other person off.


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212,375 I say without any doubt that I do not have an iota of gayness in my being.

But for some reason, when I watch porn and jerk off, I imagine being in the woman's position.  I imagine what she is feeling and thinking.

It's very difficult to explain....


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212,373 I love my wife but she has the worst habit of interrupting a conversation with random shit~


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212,372 Political secret deleted. Original poster and several commenters banned. All secrets and comments written by these same people over the years have been deleted.

No politics.


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212,371 I think my husband learned the history of the word gaslighting and is now trying to orchestrate “blackouts” in our home using the home kit.

But he didn’t count on his kid ratting him out.

You’re pathetic. Please just go cry to your fat mommy and even fatter dad.


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212,370 Every time that my husband interrupts me I picture bashing in his teeth.

And his fathers teeth

And his mothers teeth

I need to get out of this.


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212,369 Wait, I've changed my mind. What I really wanted to say is I'm an asshole troll.

Our ban on politics has had an overwhelming success. Next up - our crack team of moderators - here at CaveCanum plans to ban all secrets - altogether.   No more secrets.  

We’re hoping that you have enjoyed your 1st Amendment Rights.


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212,368 Anyone have a partner who has so much stuff where you barely have room for yours?  How do you maintain so much stuff. Who ends up cleaning?  He wants me to move in but has so much.  Can't even use his kitchen to cook in because there are clothes on the floor. And stuff on the counters.  Everywhere.  He says he has no help. But I see it as he's only one person so how much of a mess can you make?  I have a lot going on so I can't really hello him like that.  


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212,367 I think Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, will be disappeared one day soon.


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212,366 I’m beginning to hate my wife’s friends, the few who aren’t completely helpless and on the verge of abject poverty owing to a life of partying and vice are Wiccan religion nut jobs~


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212,365 I had a back and forth dialog with my son's school last week. At issue, could they make a special provision for him and other remote learners to take the PSAT in isolation. The school said no. They said either we come into the building and sit with all the in-person students, or tough luck, we lose the chance to take the test. I thought the school administrators were being unnecessarily harsh. At risk students should be given the same opportunities as all students. Ultimately my son stayed home and forfeited the test.

This week we received an emergency email from the school. Several student sitting for the PSAT have come down with Covid. Our worst nightmare has come true. But my son didn't take the test, so it's the worst nightmare for all those other families and for the school Administrators who were the proctors for the test.

I believe this is karma at its best.

Amazing how that worked out.


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212,364 I have been working from home because of covid for a few months now. I have almost completely stopped wearing socks. Since I’m home 98% of the time, I usually wear slippers or have bare feet. Nobody sees my feet during zoom meetings! Even when I do leave the house to go grocery shopping or out for a walk, I just stick my bare feet into my running shoes. I have grown to hate wearing socks.


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212,363 I love my cock. Nothing else in life has given me so much joy.


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212,362 I always thank Siri for her answers.


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212,361 I get wicked headaches. I'm thinking it's a brain aneurysm forming.


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212,360 Poster's 74 secrets and 811 comments deleted. Poster banned.

No Politics.


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212,358 One day, you will die.
And one day, maybe decades or even a century after, you will be forgotten.

Have a nice day!


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212,357 Thanks to social media, I became reacquainted with my cousins. It was then that I realized our grandfather was a very bad person. Think the worst. I thought it was just me. I thought it was my fault. I have privately carried this burden for 30 years. Thank you Facebook for freeing my soul. And thank you cousins for your honesty and bravery..


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212,356 "You shouldn't need others to validate your existence."
That's easy for you to say when you have a bunch of people validating your existence and I have none.


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212,355 You dishonored me so badly that I actually don’t care about myself anymore.
& of course I found the perfect man to get the job done. He’s non committal, irresponsible, and likely a pathological liar. The perfect man to give me an orgasm because his priorities aren’t in the right place and I don’t need him to be responsible or committed to me.
I wouldn’t want that.
My first thought was that I couldn’t possibly do this to myself or my commitment to you. I wanted to feel valued & revered.
You made me feel that way for a long time and then I found out you were cheating on me with the seediest of women.
I birthed your children.
I LOVED you, and gave myself to you fully and without hesitation. And you did that. To me. Your wife. The mother of your children.
My honor is stripped and now it doesn’t matter who or what I fuck.
I’m an empty shell.


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212,354 Actually you're a piece of shit for dating someone you were NEVER fully committed to.


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212,353 If I knew you could be trusted to keep your big fat trap shut about it then yes we could do the deed but um no it ain't happening. Women aren't the only ones who ate blabbermouths.


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212,352 My husband complains about his job. Every day. Ok I get it. We all do to an extent so I have always given him my ear. Let him get it out of his head when he comes home. A few nights ago in bed he started up again about his boss asking him to come upstairs to pick something up and he begins ranting about how lazy the boss is.
Good grief. Enough! I told my hubby that it's 10 at night and he's gotta let it go. I've never said it like that to him, using such words in a firm tone.
But now I feel like he's mad at me. Very quiet when he came home yesterday. I suppose I should be thankful for no complaints but geez the mental energy expended dealing with this man is too much sometimes


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212,351 You're father is your best friend? I think that's great. All my stepdad did was molest me as a toddler and tried again when I was about 11. And then spent the rest of his time criticizing me and pretending he was a great and caring father.


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212,350 I’m a middle school teacher and the word “kiddo” annoys the hell out of me. I don’t have a stick up my ass or anything, and I don’t know why it’s so annoying. It just is. My colleagues use it all the damn time...ughhh.

I don’t tell anyone this because I realize my loathing of this word is irrational, and I don’t want to be rude. But every time I read an email or have a conversation where that dumb word is used multiple times, I want to go full Godzilla and stomp the city :/


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212,349 The way all of my ex friends ignore & completely disregard me after the divorce you'd think my ex-wife walks on water or something. Give me a break lmao


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212,348 I am wandering into the danger zone with my good friend's wife. She sent me pictures of her pussy. Yowzer.


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212,347 I'm watching the Amazon show Utopia. Scary perfect how it predicted the Covid outbreak. The show was conceived in 2018. How did they know this was coming? Even spookier, the show itself is about knowing that deadly viruses are coming. This needs to be investigated.


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212,346 I have 8 aunts. I don't know their names. The extended family only gets together once every few years. They all look alike to me.


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212,344 Can we just tell people that masks help you lose weight? So many anti mashers and nose out folks I see are overweight. And I know overweight people have more trouble breathing so they are more opposed to wearing a mask. So maybe tell them it’s a diet mask? Or Mask Zero? Something like soda marketing that seems to work on them.


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212,342 I lived out my fantasy with you once, only you didn't know that what we were doing was a fantasy of mine. Please reach out to me, I want to do it again.


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212,341 Do guys care if their wives or girlfriends get them gifts? Do they care if they get them nice gifts?  


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212,340 Here's a sort of secret: no matter who I'm in a relationship with or how strong it is I always want outside attention. Sex or just someone to talk to. But TBH sex lol.
I never actually do it but I kinda want to whenever I'm alone for hours at a time. It's weird because I've always been that way. I stay faithful because I wouldn't want to hurt my partner/spouse but the feelings are always there.
Just my own little secret.


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212,339 Why the fuck would I eat sweet italian sausage instead of spicy? My father raised me better than that. This will be our last date.


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212,338 I worked 50+ hours last week, no days off, just constant work. Nonstop. Early mornings, late nights, nonstop phone calls. Underpaid, overworked. I told them there's only so much I can do. Nope, work more. Can't complain. Can't lose this job, and they know it. They abuse it. So tired. Can't think. Losing hair, remaining hair is turning grey. Heart palpitations. Ears ringing. Work. Work. Work. work.

Younger me would be disappointed at how older me has turned out. Sold out and treated like a work money. I'm sorry younger me, your dreams are still prominent in my mind, but my soul belongs to them now.


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212,337 If I can't be with my ex boyfriend, I would like to be with a thick woman.


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212,336 I need to get my annual physical. The doctor said it could be virtual this year. Great. But he said I still need to go in to get blood drawn. Um, kind of defeats the purpose... He tried to ease my anxiety by saying it will be okay, the lab draws blood from hundreds of people very week. Um, so there were hundreds of people sitting in that same seat, and the nurse who will be breathing on me was with all of them? Um, no thanks.


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212,335 I eat whatever I want. The trade off is that I do rigorous cardio for an hour or two everyday. It keeps the balance.


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212,334 Candy corn make me sad. It was always the worst candy to get.


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212,333 For the longest time I fantasized about my wife cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Then it happened. It ripped my insides out.


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212,331 Does anyone actually feel connected to their families? I love my family, but I don't want to spend any time with them. All they do is try to control me, invade my personal space, insult me, judge me and tell me what a bad person I am. I see them because I am obligated to, and they see me because they are obligated to. I think every family is toxic, even "perfect" ones. And I can just tell they don't like me.


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212,330 I had a baby six weeks ago. I’m not with her father. And good lord, I miss him so much. I wish he would consider giving us another try because I do love him very much not to mention our daughter is absolutely amazing and pretty much steals hearts all over the place.


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212,329 After dealing with my soon-to-be exwife, I think both my lawyer and her lawyer are on my side.


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212,328 I know my ex is catflishing me.


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212,327 There are various waypoints in the process of aging that make you feel...older.

I remember the first time I realized that no matter how much I might want to, or how hard I tried, I was beyond the point of ever being President of the United States. Seriously. Not that I ever wanted to be President, but my youth was mainly characterized by a feeling that I could do anything I wanted if I tried hard enough.

Slowly...slowly...I've watched doors shut over the years. I will almost certainly never learn Chinese. I will almost certainly never visit Central Asia. I will almost certainly never fly in the back seat of a jet fighter. All those things were in my consciousness at one point or another.

Lately I've come to another grim realization: I will probably never again eat pussy in my life. It's a very melancholy feeling.




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212,326 What do y’all do for work? Are you happy?


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212,324 How big are your husband’s dicks? Are you satisfied? 5 inches for me and 98% satisfied.

30/f


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212,323 You said I look sooo good! Well thank you, but i don't look any better than I did in high school. You thought you were better than me in high school. So you made fun of me, called me ugly. I haven't changed at all and your looks have gotten to be worse than mine. It's not that I look good, it's that you look bad.


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212,322 I finally did it.
I fucked him and it was amazing.
I then came home to my husband, dripping with his cum still inside me.
It only took me 10 years and being lied to repeatedly, gaslighted, and abused...but fucking around is my new favorite hobby.
I have no regrets.


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212,321 Today we went to Sleepy Hollow Cemetery (we have been before and I love it). Ever since I was a young child, I have had this fascination with cemeteries & churches. I’m not sure where this comes from but it’s so calming & peaceful. I look at the gravestones and wonder what life was like for people that lived in the 1800s/early 1900s, etc. what was this person like, what did they do for a living, did they live a good life until they passed away & so on. I do this too on every vacation I go on (just a short trip). For some odd reason I must always visit churches & cemeteries. I always say a prayer before, during & after to wish the deceased blessings. The weird thing is I don’t consider myself  “religious”. I was raised between Catholics & Pagans (my family are Scottish & I definitely gravitate towards the Pagan side); hence my love of nature, animals & the outdoors. It’s a secret & I would never tell anyone because I’m sure I would be considered totally nuts.


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212,320 Every woman has that friend.
The one she can tell anything to. The one who won’t judge her. The one she goes out with to fuck around with lovers and the one who will be her cover.
Yeah, those friends are fabulous.


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212,319 I was a drunk slut in my 20s. I even slept with some married men. I’m in my 40s now and I hate my past. I make myself sick.


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212,318 I enjoy sleeping with a married woman. There's a heightened thrill in luring her away from her husband.


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212,317 As the calendar approaches November, so too do I. There's a chill in the air. I don't venture out as much. The leaves are certainly past their peak, and have mostly fallen from the tree, just like my hair. I'm 61. It will soon enough be December. And then comes the darkness of winter.


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212,316 Wknd Box Office early numbers: turned a regular down because I got a new one. But will work the regular in tonight or tomorrow.


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212,315 Quarantine means no more cute mormon boys coming over to my place trying to convert me. Do I want to join your religion? Nope. Do you look sexy in that suit and tie? Absolutely.


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212,314 I try to walk my dog when the single woman next door walks her dog.


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212,313 I enjoy yelling at anyone not wearing a mask. Admittedly, I think I enjoy it too much.


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212,312 Being freed from all the lies and deception has been a stress reliever. Still hurts but my sanity is way more important.


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212,311 Here I am sitting here Sunday morning at 11:00am drinking a couple cans of malt liquor. I'm so depressed and my life sucks. I don't feel like I'll ever get past this depression.


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212,310 Guess we won't be spending halloween together since you refuse to admit that I'm your soul mate, although my horoscope says otherwise. Even my mom says I should forgive you but idk if I can! But if you're never coming back, I guess I don't have to worry about that.


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212,309 Good approach to a getting along:

Don't say:

* You did this...

Say:

* I feel that...


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212,308 My wife likes to play head games in our relationship. I've learned to ignore her so she ends up playing solitaire.


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212,307 The covid test almost as bad as a pap smear, but for your nose.


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212,306 I'm a total DYI guy. When it comes to fixing the house, but also when it comes to everything else. I don't go to doctors. I don't go to therapists. I don't ask friends for help. I work out everything myself. It's much harder, but no one ever has a chance to let me down or mess things up for me.


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212,305 I think about the movie "Leaving Las Vegas" where Nick Cage drinks himself to death. Sounds like a good way to go...


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212,304 My ex-wife will contact me once a week if not more needing help with things. Her car has a problem. She needs me to move a piece of furniture. Her nephew needs some career advice. I'm always willingly help.

A few times I've sent a text back asking how she's doing. How's her sick sister. How's her job going. She never answers.

I asked her why not, why doesn't she answer? She said she doesn't want to have a friendship with me and talk about everyday things and she wishes I'd stopped asking her things.

Wait, how does that work? She wants me to do chores for her, but she doesn't want me to ask friendly questions. It's like Her Majesty isn't obligated to talk to the servants. I should just be the cabana boy and fetch her a drink and then go back into the shadows.

She constantly reminds me why I don't like her as a person.


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212,303 Pierced nipples are the hottest thing ever.


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212,302 I’m very confused and sad.
I hope I don’t wake up & hate myself.


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212,301 Aaaaaaand my husband is hacking my phone again.

All that you will find is how much I hate you.


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212,300 Continuation of 21297. Because I was on mobile and added an emoji, the rest of my post ended up in Wingdings font.

So I'd responded with, "Whoa!" and a heart emoji and said I didn't know that small restaurant had that there. They come home, husband has a huge bag and said he brought me a lot of stuff - even though I'd only asked for shrimp. I said thank you, and watched as he pulled out King crab legs and lobster, which is what his friend had. Stupid me, I said, "No shrimp?" Note, a couple times lately when we've gone out to eat, the restaurant was out of something we wanted.)

Once again, he went fucking nuclear on me. Same thing, I'm not appreciative, trying to throw the food out. His friend was in the non-fenced part of the backyard and husband ran out to tell him that I said, "What the fuck, no shrimp?!" which is absolutely NOT what I said. I'm trying to tell his friend that while husband is losing his mind on me and his fucking friend is laughing, because he thinks it's hilarious when my husband does this. Next thing I know, I see the dog run around from the front of the house. Jesus Christ. Husband had left the gate open when he ran out to his friend, and the dog got out. Our dog is a runner, and thank you Jesus, the dogs across the street weren't out as they usually are, or else my dog would have run after them and possibly gotten hit by a car.

At that point I put the food in the fridge and left. I sat in the parking lot of the grocery store for two hours, which is where I wrote my post. When his friend left and he sobered up, he began text bombing me that he was worried and wanted me to come home. I was already driving home at that point. I arrived home to another hour and a half of being screamed at because I don't make as much money as he does, he breaks his back, his friends say I'm mooching off of him and he should dump me. He forgets how I dumped half my pay into his account (I have other bills to pay including college tuition) and he blew it on alcohol, tattoos, guns, guitars, and taking friends out. I lost that job and struggled for a year to find something, working a backbreaking menial job in the meantime to put food on the table while he blows his money. I got hired at a great job in March., It was rescinded due to COVID. All while dealing with the death of a cherished family member, and coming close to losing my life last year due to a medical issue. An issue I had to neglect because there was no money.  I finally just got hired at a great new job that I start in a week.

I'm an Alpha female. but over the years he's broken me down. Made me a scared little girl. I'll yell back, but usually try to diffuse. But tonight, I exploded. I let it all out. Got right in his face and unleashed. Something broke in his eyes. HE was the scared one. He started giggling nervously and asked me to stop. I told him this is 1/4 of what I have in me, and asked if he wanted to see the other 3/4.

You guys...my husband was one of my first loves when we were young. We reconnected years later. He was my knight in shining armor after so many shitty relationships. I apparently attract the broken ones. He was such a dream in the beginning, now he's a fucking nightmare. I can't do this much longer. Please pray for me. I don't have any friends left in the area and so little family left. Thank you so much for reading if you've gotten this far. I don't have anyone to talk to about this.


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212,299 I ate an edible. It was supposed to be grape flavoured. It tasted EXACTLY like hairspray. I didn’t realize I knew what hairspray tasted like.


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212,297 I made a post a couple weeks ago about my husband and how he started drinking heavily a few years ago, and now at age 52, he's a drunken mess. He has a work friend who recently moved closer to us, so he comes over when my husband isn't on the road. They usually go out drinking, then husband comes home wasted.

A couple weekends ago they went out to eat and he texted asking what I wanted him to bring home. I asked for something small and told him nothing for my (not his) son, because he wouldn't be home until midnight. He ended up coming home with a fuck ton of expensive seafood and desserts - and completely smashed. I simply said, "Oh shit, this is a lot," and he went nuclear on me. Screaming at me (mind you, his friend was there) about how I don't appreciate anything he does, trying to grab the food and throw it out, telling me to fuck off and calling me a bitch. Eventually we calmed him down. His friend ended up staying over on the couch, which is a huge sectional. Husband laid on the couch and asked me to lay with him. I did, so as not to cause a fight. Next thing I know, he's literally making out WITH MY BACK. It was so weird. Then he started feeling me up, hand in my crotch, with his friend just feet away. Thankfully his eyes were closed and I got husband to stop. But Jesus Christ.

The next morning I had a long talk with him. I reminded him once again that this was the biggest reason I left my son's dad when he was little. That I didn't want my son growing up around that. And that I couldn't deal with the verbal abuse. He apologized profusely and promised to do better.

Well, the friend came over again today. They were going out to eat and husband asked if I wanted to join them, but I was in the middle of cleaning and declined. I took him aside and asked him to please not get wasted, as I couldn't deal with a repeat performance. He quietly said okay, and gave me his word that he'd keep the drinking to a minimum. Again, he texted asking what I wanted, and I asked for the same small thing as before, steamed shrimp. He texted a picture of his friend's meal, and I responded with, "Whoa!


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212,288 I’m watching Property Brothers right now and the husband’s voice sounds EXACTLY like Cleveland from Family Guy. Best episode of Property Brothers EVER, simply because of the guy’s voice!


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212,287 I had baked beans for lunch. I knew it would be a bad idea.... My hunch proved to be correct. Oh dear.


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212,286 The worst part of my husband is his dishonesty with himself. He’s not happy with the kids we have and he takes it out on all of us.

It’s horrible whenever he’s home. They all hate him. We can’t wait to get away.

If he would just be honest and leave us alone everything would be better.

And I don’t care if you’re sleeping with Olivia or whoever. Just leave me and the kids alone for gods sake! You mans EVERY birthday and holiday terrible. Just fucking disappear on birthdays.

You incapable of taking care of your kids by yourself and you know it. You’re a shitty dad just like your own dad.


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212,285 Even if I'm being honest, it weirds me out when people give me the benefit of the doubt. It sounds like a lie, and yet you believe me? Or are you pretending to believe me so that I'll feel more comfortable with you? Because I get it if you are. It's just weird for me. Are there people out there who trust other people, or is it all just mind games?


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212,284 You just met me, yet you're talking about me being smart, a good person and i have good work ethic. Based on what? We have soo much in common? How do you know I'm not a big fat liar? I'm not, but you're just gonna take my word for it? Either you are dumb, or you're trying to manipulate me. In my experience, it's usually the latter.


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212,283 I cried in group therapy. I'm embarrassed. I'm a guy.


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212,282 You're a lying, cheating whore.


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212,281 We both did things wrong but I miss you.


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212,280 "yOu'Re sTiLl In tHe sHoWeR???"

I'm doing Grease. I'm still on Hopelessly Devoted to you! I haven't even done the Hand Jive yet. Be patient.


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212,279 I’ve dreamt about you two nights in a row. Even after all these years, damn, I miss you. But I think it’s been so long since we spoke, it would be gauche to reach out during a pandemic.


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212,278 I think I am truly one of those “rare” people who are not on FB, Instagram, etc. and never have been. I’m not judging anyone but my life is so hectic I just don’t have the time and honestly it feels like an obligation to “like” everyone’s posts, etc. I take care of an elderly parent, autistic son, have a full-time job & do the all the work around my house. The little time I do have, I just like to catch a TV show & have a glass of wine; that’s my relaxation. To each their own, I guess.


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212,277 Tonight I go to my 12-step meeting to celebrate my sober birthday. I have been sober for five years now. When we celebrate our sober birthdays we are encouraged to share our bottom and what turned us to sobriety.

I tell people how I lost my job and ended up homeless and that was it for me.  I hit bottom. But that's a lie. My real bottom is this. I was heavily addicted to opiate pain killers. I went to a doctor and I received a prescription for ten percocet. I ate all ten pills at once and laid back to enjoy my buzz.

Instead I became very nauseous almost immediately and I had to throw up. But I was not going to waste those pills! I puked into an empty bowl then proceeded to drink my own vomit with the pills floating within. It was gross but I kept it down.

When I sobered up I had enough. The whole puking episode disgusted me and I have been sober every since. I'm just too embarrassed and ashamed to share my real bottom.


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212,271 You're 20, yet you want to date me and I'm 30. Are you kidding me? I bet you wouldn't understand my Adam Sandler references. If I said "When I was your age, I wouldn't gain an ounce. Now, I drink a chocolate shake my ass jiggles for like a week." Instead of laughing at the movie reference, you'd probably say "Don't say that you're not fat." Your idea of romantic music is that song from Post Malone. Your celebrity crush is Cardi B. Mine is Jessica Beil. We are not the same. You've never heard of eminem. You only listen to rappers who have face tattoos. You've never even seen the old Power Rangers, just the new one on netflix (which isn't bad either, but still). You're just too young.


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212,270 Mormon boys are HOT.


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212,269 Don't know how to tell my friend her new boyfriend is legally required to do the sex offender shuffle...


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212,268 You got me lusting after porn stars, and when I'm done I listen to Back To You by Selena Gomez. Please just come back.


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212,267 I watched porn today and thought of you. How I wish to do all these things with you. Hell, I even wish you were here with me watching this. We truly are soul mates, and we both know it.


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212,266 I called a restaurant and asked if they had a curbside pickup option where I could order over the phone and then they could leave the food out on the table in front of their place. They said yes. Okay, so I ordered four dinner entrees and two appetizers. Twenty minutes later I called when I was outside. They said to come in so they could run my credit card. I said no, how about I tell you the card number right now over the phone. They said no I had to come inside. I said that completely defeats the point of curbside pickup. I explained I'm high risk and I need to be isolated from people and indoor public spaces, so could they please take my card number over the phone. They again said no. I asked why not, every other store and restaurant I've dealt with took my card number over the phone. The said nothing bad will happen if I come inside. I said that's not their call to make. I said you know what's about to happen? I'm going to hang up and you are going to be stuck with $80 worth of food items. They said I couldn't do that, they said I needed to come in right away and pay. I laughed and hung up. I felt bad. Restaurants are having a hard time. But you know what, some restaurants are run by idiots and they deserve to go out of business.


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212,265 My dog doesn't like bacon. I've never heard of a dog who doesn't like bacon!


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212,264 In the unlikely event that my wife passes before I do, I’d love to have a sculptor recreate my wife’s ass in bronze so I could stare at it until my last breath. ;-)


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212,263 My girlfriend is guilty of slander. I’m saying it here because I realize it’s not me and I don’t wish to take out my anger on here she’s crazy. She’s angry, accusatory, insane and she tries to blame everything on someone else and she admitted it. How the fuck am I supposed to take anything she says seriously? The trouble is, I do, because sometimes she a fucking dick and I wish she would get punished for what she says. I don’t want anything bad to happen to  her but I really just want to disappear sometimes just to spite her. It’s not very nice but I just am so fed up. Why does she think she’s rational! She’s notZ she knows it, our therapist knows it’, why so I expect her to be different


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212,262 My girlfriend told me she wished I was dead. No, I didn’t deserve it , in my mind. She just got angry about something that is a normal fight and she flipped out. We’re in therapy, I shouldn’t expect anything different. In fact. The therapist today kind of reminded me it wasn’t about me. I’m so offended though by her nastiness that I kind of don’t want to respond to her if she texts me. We live together so I feel like she can just come back and attack me for not responding, but I don’t feel it it. She asked me where her pain killer was, and I said “ I don’t know, but don’t talk to a. Person you wished was dead” and she said fair enough. So, I think it’s fair for me not to respond to her texts tomorrow. I just think she’s a complete asshole for saying that, she’s verbally abhsive and angry and she probably feels like a small little animal forced to say mean things but the point is, she’s notZ when is she going to realize that? I think it’s ok if I don’t answer her for a little.


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212,261 You know you're bisexual when you're crying about your ex boyfriend, but thinking about your female boss and old coworker (both of whom are older than you) makes you so horny you forget about your ex for a while :)  Stacys mom has definitely got it going on


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212,260 Ashley Graham says you should love yourself regardless of your size. Easy for you to say, when you look like Jessica Beil, but thicker.


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212,259 Maybe someday when I stop being insecure, I can have a normal fucking relationship. I have NO idea how to do that. How to stop worrying. Everybody else is getting married. Everyone else is happy with themselves. And not just the ones who are prettier or more successful than me. Even women who I don't think are attractive or successful are happy with themselves. They don't think they are losers. They don't think they are not pretty enough. They don't think their partner wishes to be with someone else.They don't feel inferior to anyone else. I do feel all of those things. It's hard for me to imagine NOT feeling that way. The concept is so foreign to me.


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212,257 I hate the fact that I'm isolated, and then the only people I have to talk to are my toxic family members. They want to talk to me. But it's not healthy for me.


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212,256 There should be sex emojis.


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212,255 Fear mongering? As if that's going to get me to call you?


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212,254 Please stop messaging me. You're not the man I love. Please just stop.


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212,253 I'm empty without you. It's getting closer to the end of the year. It kills me to think about how this year started, us being so happy together, vs how things are now. You've moved on. I'm NOT going to be ok.


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212,252 Scrolling facebook, see a hot thick girl. Damn! So I stop scrolling to look at it. It has a thick girl on the right, and a skinny girl on the left. I realize she's posting this to show her weight loss. I think the before picture is hotter. No disrespect, of course. I'll press like and comment that she did an awesome job and looks great. And she does. But in my personal opinion, she was hotter thicker. Although some men would disagree (but not all).


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212,251 I work at a daycare. One day, one of the little girls came up to me and asked, "Why do you look like that?". I asked "Look like what?". She said "your eyes. You're always looking at the sky!". If only she knew. I'm rolling my eyes because your teachers are douchebags. I didn't say that of course. I just laughed and gave her a hug.


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212,250 If covid is such a hoax and no one in town  thinks they need to wear a mask, why the hell cant I find disinfecting wipes or sprays anywhere?


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212,249 I used to go to festivals twice a year, dance and do party drugs. More than the drugs, dancing or sex, I miss being surrounded by people, the body heat, the smells, the tattooed bodies like living art. No phones, smiling faces with dilated pupils, booming base you hear through your feet. Just a week's worth is enough to last me a year. Without it I can't calibrate. People start to feel unreal. It's affecting me more than I expected. I feel kinda embarrassed about it. I just miss it so much.


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212,246 My arm is 3 feet long. A baseball bat is 3 feel long. Together that makes 6 feet.

I'm thinking of going out for a walk with my baseball bat and swinging it around whenever someone comes near. You get within 6 feet of me, and bam, your blood will be on the sidewalk.

This is how social distancing should be enforced.



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212,245 Ever since Gord Downie died, I can’t listen to the Tragically Hip. Whenever a Hip song comes on the radio I change the channel. It’s too sad.


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212,244 When I see someone wearing a mask with their nose sticking out, I feel this surge of vehemence and I want to punch them in their stupid sticking out nose. It’s weird because I don’t feel this way when I see someone who isn’t wearing a mask at all.


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212,242 I live in mortal fear that I'll post something to Facebook and no one will comment or hit "like".


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212,241 After my husband eats I'll sometimes find bits of food on his shoulders and back. That's how much of a piggy messy eater he is.


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212,238 Telling someone else you did a good deed wrecks it. It just wrecks any good feeling you might have. The selfless impulse just looks ego-driven, self-important. My advice is to do good deeds, but keep them under your hat.  


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212,237 Once/if I turn 60, I am going to stop going to the doctor completely. I watched 3 of my 4 grandparents suffer agonizing, drawn-out, burdensome deaths. My parents did not witness such things. Their grandparents died earlier but swiftly. Let me have a good death, too.


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212,236 When I leave the house or even the room: the kids immediately go crazy. "Where's Mommy?!"

When my husband leaves the house or the room: no one notices. He's been out of the house all morning and the kids haven't asked once where he is.

Interesting.


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212,235 Not a political comment, more about human nature. I'm reading my local forums and supporters of various candidates outright lie. We have a local candidate who is a real estate developer. He has knocked down several historical buildings. What do his supporters post? That their candidate is a big believer in historic preservation. Like what the hell? They know they are lying. They know the opposite is true. They also know the destruction of historic buildings makes their candidate look bad. So they outright lie and claim he is the opposite kind of person. They hope voters aren't paying attention and don't realize this prick is conning residents. This is America. Everything is a lie. Politicians suck.


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212,234 Why are some people complete douches and refusing to wear a mask. I swear I'm going to pummel one of these dickheads in the head.


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212,233 My boyfriend is a nice caring guy and means well at all times...but sometimes he is grouchy as fuck and it makes me feel down. He seems to take pride in being cynical and not letting anyone take down his crunchy outer shell. I’m pretty sure he will ever marry me, because then he would have to admit he is glad he met me and loves having my daughter and I in his life. Nope can’t be doing that. Pride will keep him from doing what he would like to do and what would naturally happen in due time. This makes me sad. I just want a family and love that isn’t extracted like water form a stone. It may never come to me. I may just be stuck living with but not married to a stoic grouch and except for this one letdown he’s  pretty much awesome :(


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212,231 Sometimes I wish I was a man. It takes almost zero effort to be attractive as a man. Women have to jump through 1000000 hoops and it's never good enough.


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212,230 My sister, my brother, and my sister-in-law have all taking significant amounts of financial help from my parents and in-laws. My wife and I do well, and have been smart with our money...After years of watching this, I have developed hatred for the three of them. Not only because they take advantage of our parents being set financially, but also...where the fuck is our handout!!!

Important to note: We moved across the country to help my in-laws who are both sick...yes, my sister-in-law lives less than a mile away, drives by their house at minimum 2x a day and sees them maybe once a week.  We see them 5 days a week, minimum.


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212,229 People are stockpiling food, not just because of the worsening pandemic, but because they think there might be chaos in the streets after the election. You could randomly get shot going outside.


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212,228 I'm new at having a cell phone. What's the etiquette? The phone was in my pocket and it accidentally dialed someone. I quickly hung up. The person called back a few minutes later asking if I called. Was I supposed to call them back first and explain it was an accidental dial? Doesn't seem right that she had to call me to find out why I called. But it's weird to me that I would call her to say I accidentally called her. See what I mean?


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212,227 My wife terrifies me because she doesn't wear a mask. In the past 7 days she went to the gym twice. She went to a bible study group. She went to church. She went to the supermarket a few times. She went to the liquor store. She went to two separate restaurants for dinner. She visited with a friend for three hours. She didn't wear a mask for any of it. It's only a matter of time.


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212,226 Fuck people who smoke weed in apartment buildings. Your desire to get high does not trump my right to clean air. Get a fucking edible, asshole.


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212,225 I'd feel silly dating anyone with more than 5 years difference in age.


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212,224 I don't know why but I've been waking up in the middle of the night. I then masturbate which helps me fall back to sleep. I need a boyfriend.


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212,223 I feel like my phone is a drug. It doesn't enhance life or connect. If I didn't use it I'd hardly miss anything important. But it takes so much effort to put it down. Then sometimes I'll put it down and look over and my girlfriend is on her phone, just scrolling. It drives me crazy. I can't get angry at her so I get angry at her phone, stupid goddamn rectangle. We do silly, pointless things with tiny little screens all day. Nobody really likes it but nobody can stop.


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212,222 I hate my dumb inbred in laws. Especially my husbands brother and dad.

So fat. So disgusting.

They spy on me.

He will lose the kids because of these gross tards.

I should’ve flown over the fucking flyover states.


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212,221 My pillow cases are disgustingly stained and filthy looking. Luckily no one ever comes over, and certainly not into my bedroom.


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212,220 You sidestepped that question more than once, as a woman listening with baited breathe, you ought to have answered the woman.  You have an obligation to your sex to be fully transparent.




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212,219 I feel like a phony most of the time, and it's horrible. I'm a preschool teacher and I'm loved dearly at the school. I've been recognized for my excellent work... My coworkers and I get along...

Then I get home after disinfecting every toy as a part of the routine, after making meaningful conversations with the kids, after smiling and singing as if I didn't have a care in the world... And I just feel horrible. The house is a mess, I'm 150 pounds and hate my body, and feel unappreciated by my children's parents. I am putting myself at risk, my family at risk... But I clock in, go through the routine, yet still feel like my life is out of control..

Parents can judge all they want, you have no idea what it's like to be a teacher right now. Especially one working in person.


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212,218 It’s okay you’re a jerk.
I have something you never will.
I’m always going to be in love with him.
I was before we got together and I still am.
Our times simply didn’t align and you can be a jerk all day long, because I’ll always have that love.
You can’t take it from me.
Nobody can.
I’m content with that until I die.


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212,217 How can you just love me one day and not love me the next? At the flip of a switch? What happened? What changed? Or did you ever love me?


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212,216 When do I get to the point where I'm happy with who I am?


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212,215 My ex told me she'd like to have sex with me again in fuck buddy sort of way. Not sure if I should. I feel like it's a setup.


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212,214 I will not live anywhere without proper bathroom facilities. I see videos of these people living off-grid in the woods with an outhouse. NO FUCKING WAY.


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212,212 Eeeek. My friend just posted a picture of his dead mother in her coffin. No, don't do that. One, it dishonors the woman to show her dead body on someplace as trite and dimwitted as Facebook. Two, it must be against the rules to post a picture of a dead body. Three, you took pictures of you dead mother at her funeral?? People don't do that. It's not the right thing to do.

Take down that post!


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212,211 2 1/2 years ago, I was hit with a phishing scam on my Facebook account. I did not give out any personal information, but was ordered to not mention this to anyone. I told them I couldn't/wouldn't give them any info. In the meantime, my FB was hacked and pictures and probably my entire account was downloaded, including my phone number and address from a FB Swap closed group that I was involved in. I quickly blocked this "friend" who claimed to be a doctor and I thought he could help me with my husband's brain issues, since I was not getting any help from his 4 kids to help me with his caregiving. I feared the worst, so did not report to FB. I changed our landline #, and my cell phone number, as well as got a PO Box for all medical, utility accounts of mine in case those websites would be hacked and shows my home address. On the PO Box, I put my husband and sister on there, as well as a key for each of us. Over the next year, I heard from my husband many, many complaints of having to check the box when he goes to town. He kept at me to get rid of the PO Box and never really understood my fears with being hacked. I never told him to do that, but put his name on the box, so I wasn't wanting him to think I was "up to something". After about the 50th time, I had his name removed and had the lock changed, rather than have continuous complaints and go into a rage about my being deceptive. A good friend of his works at the post office, so I'm sure she told him what happened. In 12 years of marriage, I have NEVER been allowed to open any of his mail, unless my name is on it too. Ugh! Just yesterday, he threatened to have our locking, rural mailbox all to himself and change the lock on it. (This is the same guy that did not check the rural mailbox for 5 weeks, soon after he filed for divorce (and still lives here with me).  I talked to the post office and told them and that I had video taped all the mail piling up in the rural box. I told them that I am not allowed to touch any of his mail, so they told me to just leave it all in the box, in that case. I never asked him why he was not getting his mail out.) Ugh, Ugh! Control is his mantra.


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212,210 I'm not crying because you left and I want you back. No, I'm crying because I can't believe how foolish I was to be involved with such a terrible soul like you in the first place. All the time I wasted trying to make you happy. All the things I did for you. I gave up so much of me to please you. Oh how you took advantage of me in the relationship. I will never get those years back. This is what brings me to tears.


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212,209 Going forward, we should all ignore the medical advice of doctors, and instead get all our medical "facts" from Twitter management.


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212,208 You make a post saying "Asexuals are valid and you're a piece of shit if you don't think so" but then shame Ben Shipiro for being a "prude"? SJWs are the biggest hypocrites that ever lived.


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212,207 I always allowed for the possibility that the entire thing was a honeypot.


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212,206 Me and my ex were trying to work things out but not technically together.  He lost someone very close to him this year.  Then he went to the beach with his ex and her family.  That same month he says that next year we will start on having kids.  But I'm petty for having feelings about the ex on the beach thing.


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212,205 I am really disgusted by fat people. I can't really explain it, I just can't imagine living my life that way and letting myself become obese. When I see fat people struggling to move around normally it just gives me this awful feeling of disgust at the idea that a person can be imprisoned and limited by their own body in such a way. Fatness seems so normalized in America. I'm slender and fit, and I get asked often why I go to the gym if I'm already in good shape. People don't seem to understand that I'm in shape BECAUSE I go to the gym, and that you shouldn't only be physically active if you "need" to. There's this idea that only gym freaks exercise regularly and "normal" people are pretty much sedentary. It seems like people just eat like shit and don't exercise and then act like being fat is just a totally normal thing that doesn't drastically impede their quality of life. I understand that fatness is a complex issue and the social stigma of obesity has historically been very negative, but it really seems like America is just accepting obesity as the new normal way to be. It upsets me that so many people live their lives trapped in their bodies rather than liberated by them.


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212,204 Is it even possible that someone would want to have sex with a person over the age of 50? Isn't that gross as fuck? Old people are disgusting.


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212,203 Sometimes when I read my kids bedtime stories, I speak in a Transatlantic accent.


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212,202 Anyone else not get dressed after they shower on the weekends? I could sit here with a towel for hours talking to my reflection and listening to music.


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212,201 You asked me to grab you a condom after we have never used em. Why? It made me cry, I mean it really hurt because I know what it means. No future. But you acted like I was just crazy for interpreting your request as exactly what it means.  I finish crying and you still wanna fuck. While we do that, you
Want me to stare at your eyes because you wanna “stay isn’t that moment.” Yeah I bet you do. A moment where we pretend you are really mine and I don’t know yet that you aren’t mine.  You seemed a bit surprised I asked you to pull out but I don’t know why that was surprising.  You want your moments, well my moment is feeling YOU finish inside me and you took that special moment away from it. And yeah you’re right I do not want to get pregnant. I have already had a baby with someone who doesn’t love me at all and while I adore my daughter and love her more than anything...it’s still hurtful that her father lives a few miles away, I never mistreated him or gave him a good reason to make me go it alone, he just simply doesn’t love me and  there is no chance he would if this lovely little girl couldn’t get him over that hump.  Why the hell would I let that pain come my way once
Again? No future, confirmed by your asking  me for a condom which we never use so why would I have one! Lately, it seems like I just feel more and more empty  and it’s because I know you already know you don’t, and won’t be able to live me but it’s just a Little too good at home to tell me you’d never be with me I the end. Yeah. One pregnancy endured completely alone and ignored is about all this heart can take. You’ve said and done things the past week that just left me with some self doubt and my heart just really hurts today.   I hope I eventually find that other person wandering around in the dark and  that we grab one another’s hand and hang on tight.  We could probably share moments like the one you felt I could let you have even knowing it hurts me to know I’m not loved and not going to be,  Sex is supposed to be lovely
And intimate and now it’s just a reminder that I still haven’t found my love yet. It’s just a reminder that l am plain and will be alone and not very confident once you decide I am.  Yeah you’re right though, getting pregnant is ill advised here.  I’d like to possibly one day, have THAT experience with someone who wants me, loves me, and won’t trash my hope and self image in one week flat. Man that would sure be nice to m or what it’s like to have a kid that both people want and isn’t some one sided catastrophe, one can always hope but for now, I Feel like shit about who I am and the kind of things I Fall for then fall down to. About my decisions and the validity of them. Im clearlly not qualified to follow
My heart so I need someone to tell me what to do before I let myself get hurt some more.



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212,198 My boyfriend's wife just called me and I hung up on her. Ha ha. I don't feel one bit sorry for fucking her husband all these years. A couple of times a year she calls me and after a few minutes I hang up on her. Idiot.


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212,197 I was a terribly selfish mother for a few years. I drank too much, did coke, and tried meth. Nothing I can do to change the past but I’ve been sober and making now and the future better. So much shame and guilt. I hope I can forgive me and my daughter can


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212,196 It's national coming out day. Sure, you let everyone know you were bisexual, but did you tell everyone how you're cheating on your husband with a woman? You can fuck allll the way off with that shit. Bisexual woman here and I'm no longer covering for my friends infidelity no matter what your orientation is!


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212,195 Do you men like a lot of eye makeup?  Dark nailpolish?  Do you find it sexier or the subtle look?


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212,194 We tried to homeschool our kids this semester. Correction, *I* tried to homeschool them because they want nothing to do with their dad. It started out ok, but got more frustrating as time went on, probably because I still work full time (I'm the only one who works) and I'm not a teacher. Older child, age 4, said last week he wants to go back to school. After talking about it, I told him I would call his school about getting him back in-person. Not ideal, but it's what will be best for everyone. Tell husband this is what's happening. Get told, "That's fine. All I've done is try to keep all of us alive in a pandemic, but fine. Whatever. If we die, I guess we die."

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Continue to get angry when things don't go smoothly at home because I've had no fucking break from anything since March? Continue to feel like a shitty parent trying to balance it all? I'm at the end of my rope, and my husband claims all he does is try to help, and when I tell him what help I need, he replies, "No, that's not what I meant."

Like, what the fuck?


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212,193 I'm beginning to fucking HATE YOU! And I hate myself equally as hard because I let you get to me. You prey on me when I'm weak and I, like a damn fool, let you.

I hate that you didn't choose me! I hate that even though this thing exists between us, you are just too chicken shit. You are not the man I thought deserved me. Who says if it was me, that you wouldn't have done the same thing to me...with her?

Screw YOU! I HATE YOU and I hate what I let you make me do!


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212,192 Pretty bored sometimes because of the "lock down".  I answer telemarketer calls:  Recording comes on:  Congratulations you have won...press one to get  details.  I do that.  Real person comes on -- just hold down any number on the dial and it makes the most god-awful sound and they hang up.  Kinda fun!


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212,191 I need to disregard what he’s saying, interrupt him to speak to one of the kids, and completely pretend that he wasn’t even speaking.

Maybe he’ll see that’s what he does to me ALL THE TIME.

I stop mid sentence and walk away and never complete the thought and think to myself “your married to someone who can’t even be bothered to hear you.”

I need to leave him.


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212,190 What she says: ThE QuEeR CoMmUnItY
what she means: The women who sleep with me even though they have a husband.


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212,189 My wife touches our dog's wiener. She'll have him on her lap while we're watching TV. She rolls him onto his belly and proceeds to play with his privates. She rubs his shaft. She scratches his balls. She pulls back the foreskin. She gently massages the whole package. I think she is probably jerking him off when I'm not around.


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212,188 I've found life is better when I turn the ringer off on my phone. I am no longer beholden to the bell, like Pavlov's dogs. Every few hours I check to see who texted or called. It's on my terms. It's timed for my schedule. It's so much better this way.


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212,187 Everything you need to know about a person you can get from their eyes. If they’re cold and distant, vacuous and empty, that’s the window to the soul. When you catch a glimpse through the window, trust what you see.


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212,186 I've had a lifetime infatuation with prostitutes.

When I was 12 or so, the story about Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies broke. The newspapers weren't explicit, but I knew enough at that point to understand what it was about. And I remember thinking, "You mean for some money I could be with her naked?" Or something like that. It was not as though I had hit puberty or anything, but something in me resonated.

A few years later Life Magazine or one of those other weekly magazines had an article about Times Square street walkers. At this point I was jerking off and having orgasms, and those gals really captured my imagination.

I joined the Army when I was 19, and one of the first things I did was see a prostitute in Lawton, Oklahoma. OMG! It was such a great experience. The woman was an older black woman, and she was so kind and gentle to this skinny, quivering 19-year old white boy. I was hooked.

I went through phases after that. That is to say, it wasn't as though seeing hookers was a routine thing. Sometimes I would go years between phases. But what was interesting was to watch the entire industry evolve from street walkers to massage parlors to ads in alternative newspapers to, eventually, the Internet.

The Internet took away a lot of the allure. Part of the fun was not knowing what was going to happen in any given encounter, or how it would go.  The Internet, with all the review boards and whatnot, took away a lot of that uncertainty. Some guys really liked that, but I had always enjoyed the uncertainty.

Here's the big secret that I learned from the Internet, though...

You have absolutely no idea how many single moms who are trying to make ends meet...how many grandmothers who just miss sex...how many college girls who want a thrill...are doing this on the side. It is un-freaking-believable. Whatever your image of prostitutes is, I can almost guarantee it's wrong. I can barely look at a roomful of people now without wondering which women are in the game.


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212,185 He and I have so much love and compatibility, and he’s my closest friend and I care deeply about him.  That woman is nothing but a bully, an abuser, and a drunk, and all the claim she’s got on him as far as commitment is some stupid piece of paper from 18 years ago.  Without that he could move out (or kick her out) whenever he wanted without any problems at all.  She’s never had his children, so getting rid of her would just be filing some paperwork.  She doesn’t deserve him and I know he has deeper feelings for me, if only he would finally admit it!


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212,184 My mom hates me. I truly am human garbage. I'm better off dead.


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212,183 I helped put over 100 satellites into space and I went to work high every single morning.


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212,182 What she says: Woman should lift each other up, not tear each other down!!
What she means: I slept with my friend's husband and I can't handle people being mad at me for it.


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212,181 I'm 60 yo. I am not now nor have I ever been a big ladies man. Just not one my talents. Anyway, I have friends and family in the same age group and they drive me nuts with the drama and nonsense. It's like listening to teenagers! Knock it off! You are not 16 any more. You're too old to be dating in the first place! Stop acting like a jackass!


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212,180 There was a brief moment in my life when I was having relations with something like six different women at once. They weren't all in the same town, but a couple of them were. One was on the other coast...one was several states away...one was about an hour outside of Washington DC (where I lived)...that sort of thing.

So one weekend this one girl came down from New York City. We spent the weekend together, and she had to leave at around 11:00 am on Sunday to drive back. Just before she left I ate her out. And I mean JUST before she left. Like, she came...immediately put on her pants...got in the car...and drove away.

About 30 minutes later one of the girls I was seeing in Washington DC came by to pick me up because we were going somewhere. I had a mustache at the time and had neglected to wash my face after eating out the previous girl.

I hopped in the passenger's side & leaned over to kiss this gal. As I settled back into my chair, I could see out of the corner of my eye that her entire face registered shock as she crinkled her nose & recognized the smell.

To this day I feel bad about that.




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212,179 I was watching this ted talk about how we should have compassion for pedophiles because they can't help it. The lady said that if we don't make them ashamed to talk about it, it could help them and prevent them for hurting a child. I sort of agreed with it. I decided to look more into the topic, so I googled it. I found an article of a guy interviewing a "non offending pedophile" and in the interview he said "I always get crushes on 4 year old girls. There's just something about a 4 year old girl. They're just so sweet." As I read this, I felt something in my throat. I realized it was throw up. If you guys wanna have compassion for them, be my guest, but it ain't gonna be me. That's fucking disgusting. As someone who works with children every day, this gave me a fucking panic attack. It's not my fucking job to make pedos feel comfortable. It IS part of my job to report them.


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212,178 I was about to plan a fun family day at an amusement park. Then my husband reminded me how awful his behavior is when it comes to amusement parks.

Fuck that shit. He’s awful. He turns the most fun thing into a nightmare because all he cares about is what rides he gets to go on. Doesn’t care about when the kids eat, drink, get fresh diapers, or what rides they want to go on. All about him.

Not booking this for the family. He sucks.


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212,177 Every day on facebook, you post another story about how someone hit on you. TBH I don't believe them. Like, you're cute enough that some men might hit on you sometimes, but it does NOT happen to you every day. You are such a liar. Some of those stories are really reaching. LIke "OMG he said hi to me in a weird voice." So? Maybe he just talks weird. Doesn't even mean he was hitting on you.


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212,175 I had to put my dog down about a month ago, but I keep forgetting she died. I'll drop some food on the floor and rush to pick it up before she snatches it. I'll wake up early in the morning thinking I need to let her outside. I'll check the webcam at work wondering what she is doing. When I come home, I expect to hear her barking. Each time I remember she is gone, it's a stab in the heart.


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212,174 Every girl my ex has tried to pursue after me is butt ugly


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212,173 I've ignored everything I learned in health class.


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212,172 I cheated on my husband and I'm not sure why. It's as if I wanted to check it off my to-do list.


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212,171 If you were 30% under market in an extremely awesome duplex, in an very expensive city, would you go a couple hundy out of pocket occasionally for repairs instead of increased rent?

That's my tactic and I'm okay with it.


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212,170 I stood on the fence and you, all of you didn't knock me down this time. It was a tough year. No one knew about the fence or the field accept the wind and the sky.


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212,169 This is a secret because I could never say this out loud or to anyone, but I'm a good looking guy and if I go in a place alone guys get very insecure,  Especially if I know their girl or their girl talks to me.  I'm OK being independent but I realize it's much easier if I bring a girl with me then the guys aren't so worried that I'm gonna steal their girl's attention.


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212,168 I like to take road trips on my own.
Today I drove 260 miles to the other end of my state to go to this tiny state park and do bird photography there. Tomorrow morning, I will meander back home, stopping at a couple other parks.
A friend of mine thinks I am nuts to do all this by myself, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy the solitude and concentration my hobby requires -yet most of my circle seems convinced I will  someday be abducted and hacked to pieces by some random psycho.
I hope to never let fear control my life.
F/50


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212,166 My husband is almost 52. A few years ago he started drinking heavily. He's like a fucking frat boy now. He absolutely does not know when to stop drinking. We once met up with some of his friends in a nearby state for lunch. It turned into an all-day bar crawl, and even 7 hours later when we all wanted to call it a day, he wanted to keep the party going, saying he was going to get a hotel room so we could drink all night. (One friend doesn't drink at all, and I drink in moderation.)

Right now he's working out of town. I called him after work. He went to visit friends who live about an hour away and they were drinking. At 11pm I called him to make sure he got back to the hotel okay. He did - he was sitting down in the bar drinking and partying. He put some strange guy on the phone to talk to me. I needed to ask him a question but he was talking about stupid stuff.

Even worse is that sometimes he gets so fucked up that he not only acts like an ass, but gets verbally abusive. He's said some incredibly mean and hurtful things, and the next day has no recollection. He says,  "Sorry, I was drunk. Don't take anything I say when I'm drunk seriously." I'm so tired of being married to a teenager.


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212,165 I notice some secrets that have no comment baloon available. what does that mean? how is it possible?


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212,164 I cheated with my ex...luckily we are too far away from each other for it to have been physical. But we did just about everything except the actual deed. I don't want him...I just want to fuck him. I don't love him, don't want my life to be with his. I just want a different dick than my husbands'. My ex will remain by DIRTY LITTLE SECRET.......

Thing is...I don't feel guilty. I don't feel like I've crossed any line. I want it to happen for real...I hope by the time I visit back home, these feelings change...because then I'm sure I'll cross 'that' line...


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212,163 "I didn't sleep with her." What's your point? You sent her multiple memes about sex. No, you didn't sleep with her. But you still betrayed me. You sent her that stuff to show her you were interested.


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212,162 A new tic that Tourette’s has thrown my way is to look down really hard. To roll my eyeballs down as far as I can. It hurts and it gives me a headache.

That is all.


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212,161 What are people eating at home during quarantine?  I make salmon a lot and it's good and good for you, but it smells up the house and i would assume it comes through your pores.  Also the cleanup... I do it with olive oil. In general cooking more than once a day is a pain because of the cleaning.  It does keep the weight down though.


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212,159 My boyfriend makes me feel loved.

My side piece makes me feel desired.

My daughter's father makes me feel appreciated.


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212,157 I can tell that my husband is reading my emails because he uses voip calls in my phone’s area code right when a school conference is scheduled.

He probably rationalizes it by telling himself that he does this for our kids. Spying on your spouse is abuse. Full stop.

Once the evidence is gathered and documented on your phone hacking; you could stand to lose your kids because the courts agree - spying on your spouse is abuse.


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212,156 My husband asked to eat me out last night but I said no because I had just peed. He didn’t care one bit and still passionately and excitedly pleasured me.I love it when he’s nasty. Made me cum twice!


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212,155 You are being very naive. You judge me. You put me down. You mock me. You think I deserve to be alone. But what you don't know is your wife has been over to my house where she's had long conversations with us about how she wants to cheat on you and leave you. The only reason she hasn't is because of money. Yes, so put me down. But your wife doesn't love you. She doesn't even like you. She also told us about your weird sexual kinks.


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212,154 I hate guys who brag about not hitting woman. So what? You insult her physical appearance, you make her feel like she's stupid, you flirt with other women, you make fun of her in front of your friends and hers, and you yell at her for for small mistakes, like losing her keys. What the fuck is the difference?


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212,153 People abuse their children, spouse and coworkers, and then post the suicide hotline. Why do you think people want to kill themelves? It's you.


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212,152 When I was in a happy relationship, i used to listen to empower songs about being single. Now that I'm single, I listen to love song even though I'm heartbroken.


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212,151 My daughter will be 21 years old in 4 minutes. OMG, I have a 21 year old!!! Where did the time go?


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212,150 The highest form of friendship is when one person is having a problem, and the entire group offers their opinions and they all work together to find a solution. Do they even make friend groups like that anymore?


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212,149 Don't let it show that you're an empath unless you want me to fall in love with you.


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212,147 Maybe there are more country love songs by female singers in the 90s because back then, men deserved love songs. Now all the girl country songs are about hating men. Times sure have changed.


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212,146 You're so much older than me, yet you think I would have sex with you? Can you imagine having sex and listening to Working My Way Back To You afterwords? Just the thought makes me want to throw up. At least my dad likes ADCD and whitesnake. But you think we're gonna make love while listening to Sugar Sugar. Gross.


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212,145 I received my prescription for hydrocodone today. A few tablets and a few beers and I will feel fantastic.


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212,144 Stop talking to me about philosophy and get a job.


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212,141 My sister in law continues to post pictures on Facebook of her nipples poking out. This can't be an accident. One time maybe. But multiple times? It's like she has her own public soft porn channel.


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212,140 I'm tired of hearing about the election. Once it's over,  it will begin again. Every four years is spent climbing that hill. I want off the ride.


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212,138 I always am working the angles with several women at the same time. I string them along and then if and when I need a new fuck, I call one and say it's time to turn this up a notch. Bingo, she is ready and willing. It's fun to have a variety to choose from on the store shelves.


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212,137 If I'm talking to a new guy and he slips it in the conversation about women finding him attractive... you know how they do that... it turns me on if it's an ex's friend or someone like that, or a friend, etc.  But if he makes it known that younger women like him... as they always seem to make it known... it is a turnoff.  It's obnoxious.  Every guy I've talked to except one, in his 40's, somehow mentions a younger (20 something) woman wanting them.  36f


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212,136 Have you ever sent a naked selfie to someone?

For me, the answer is no. But I'm wondering if I'm missing out on some fun.


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212,134 I had an entire group of “friends” completely ghost me during this pandemic because I am not a belieber in Q-anon.

I’m serious.


What the actual fuck?


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212,133 Repeating pattern with me. I'll contact a woman on Facebook. It's never a stranger. It will be someone I know. Usually a friend from my past. I'll say hello and ask a question. She'll respond within the hour. Good. I think the dialogue has started. I wait a number of hours or even a day and then I ask a follow up question. I never hear from her again.

What is that about? I take it personally. Like she clearly doesn't like me. I was just trying to be friendly and have a conversation, you know, like friends do.


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212,132 I look at other women in the gym locker room. I wonder what it would be like to "be" with them.


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212,131 I respect Dr. Fauci as a scientist but he reminds me of a Ferengi from Star Trek


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212,129 Winter is coming.


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212,128 I’ll start this off by saying I am a fairly attractive woman. My entire life I’ve heard from men that women tend to choose good looking or well off jock types who treat them poorly over a plainer or less desired man who would give them the world. So I listen to them, I follow their advice. I give up on the handsome cocky men and go for the nerd types. But then.. they treat me poorly too. They cheat, lie, hurt me just as much as the tougher men did. And that’s what these men aren’t understanding about women’s choices.... if you’re both going to treat me equally badly, I might as well pick the more handsome one.


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212,127 I love you Matthew Hagger. You were an amazing friend that I will never forget. I will always regret not making more time with you. I thought we had forever. RIP


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212,126 Is it weird if your guy cried in front of you?

I cried in front of my wife and now I sense she looks at me differently, like I've disappointed her for not being 100% tough all the time.


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212,124 M W, I dreamt of you last night. You were just stroking my hair as I had my head on your bare chest after we had sex. It was so calming. I don't get that ever.


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212,123 I am playing a game of Scrabble online with, I shit you not, a guy named Dick Shotwell

Oh yeah Dick, are you a straight shooter?! ᖟⅶ


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212,122 You have humiliated me.  You expect for us to finish our lease together? Well, okay, cool. Great. I’m sure we will still fuck from time to time. I Can roll with that part since you are pretty good in bed and it’s probably the only purpose you could serve after what you just did to us.  Meanwhile I will not be going back to work anytime in the near or semi far out future.  Before the summer I guarantee you will have bought me a decent and safe car that I choose since I’m driving it.  I will go to dinner, take the baby out to do cool baby stuff, and I will buy cute clothes so I can fuck a few other better men In style.  I will squirrel a Good chunk of your money away, and you will hand over every penny and dollar as they add up because you are guilty and I will make you feel guilty as hell every time you look at me or the little girl we have got who will realize you changed your mind by the time this lease ends.  I’m going to make you into a pretty good partner by the end of this lease and you will beg me to stay and say the baby needs two loving parents. You will be in love with me since having the experiences and the passion and devotion we already shared wasn’t quite enough to ever get those three words out of your stingy heart. You say you aren’t in love with me? You will be in 11 mos or less and you will assume I want to keep our little family I poured my soul into as a family just because I cried like a baby and begged you not to take it apart, I did that when I realized I was being lied
To and disrespected so you could help out a known addict who uses in front of her 1st grade child. She doesn’t get your help, you didn’t have my permission to be emotionally available to that woman. When doesn’t need your help, and you are no hero. She needed your money for her high and you can say you were “helping her out if a bad mental place” but you fucked her and gave her money. You put me in a bad mental place, you hurt me so bad I cry still two days later and I choke on my pain In the shower, while you sleep soundly right next to you, and whenever I see my amazing infant, MINE, and how easily you could turn her away when y’all really do love each other, is beyond me. When you think it’s time to “leave” you will assume I’m up for renewing our lease. You’re quite wrong my love. I don’t want to leave but you can never destroy my faith in my own heart ever again. You o I u can never lie to me or funnel our family funds off to a woman who is garbage again at least not where I’m gonna be affected.  I’m going and I’m taking the baby.  You will want visitation but here’s where it becomes really the game you lose at beyond my losses. I am pretty much certain she isn’t yours.  Since you insisted we swap with your buddy and his wife last year and basically guilted me into fucking a man I didn’t want while you sampled his wife? Yeah. She is not yours I’m like 99% sure.  You won’t need to give me any support, and I will have a savings that sets you back enough to sting hard. I will then tell you that she is not yours.  You will not see her ever again. Not once. I’m gonna spend the year you want to rub salt in this wound while fixing your credit...destroying your heart and taking at least half of your total money.  Too bad you had to see me become your whore. You’re fucking toast my dear. You hurt me so certain much that I am about to show you what it’s all About. And it’s All about hurting you back and way more.  Can’t wait to see you cry finally.




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212,121 I saw my kids teacher at the grocery store. Her mask was down around her chin.

I don’t want to send my kid back to school b/c I have asthma.

But if they Reopen I can’t deny her that.

I wish I had never seen that teacher and could pretend that she cares about my well being.


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212,119 I've started going out again because being at home with my family is making me crazy. Whenever I get back, my spouses asks if everyone else I was around were wearing masks. I just say yes whether or not it's true. I can't take his anxiety about every single thing we do anymore.


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212,117 I have a small head ):

it is cute though


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212,115 Mushrooms were never meant to be eaten. They are a fungus. Kind of like the fungus that grows under the toenails of dirty old men. Why on earth would anyone eat that?!?!


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212,114 Everyday when my wife and I are apart I worry she is cheating on me. I'm out of control with angst. I need help.


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212,113 My parents are divorced. I'm convinced my mom posts pictures of herself kissing her boyfriend just to torment my dad.


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212,111 No man has ever been able to give me an orgasm.


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212,110 If my dad shows up again, I will get a restraining order. I am all done with him popping in to make sure I'm not socializing with anyone else.It's bullshit. I've been dealing with this far wayy too fucking long.


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212,109 You fucked up today my dear. I love you very much, but the way you upset me and made me feel as if you may leave me, and tried to say you would have no control over being able to stay or go...it’s a cop out and it’s a lie. Believe me when I say to you; you don’t want to leave me over the dilemma you presented me. It’s nonsensical. It’s something born of you and a fake friend both walking around inside your head and they don’t even have any place in there. You’ll regret it if you
Go and I’ll never let you come back because I don’t do this yo-yo crap with a person who would let such a Pathetic and weak person convince you you don’t belong with me. I have a child and she loves you and I won’t let you do such a lousy thing to us twice.  I’m telling you now, if you walk that way, you ain’t coming back my way. And it
Will haunt you forever.




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212,108 Oh, God! I'm so high right now!


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212,107 I think my husband will try to hide our ballots and claim that the post office lost them.

I need to leave my idiot. It’s crazy living with someone so sneaky and untrustworthy. This sucks.


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212,106 I left that idiot


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212,104 I view every woman as a potential sexual conquest.


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212,103 My shampoo is off white and has a gooey consistency. I swear it looks just like semen.


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212,102 What the fuck Amazon? I ordered a package to be delivered to an elderly woman. She has been in isolation for 6 months. The package was a gift meant to cheer her up. So what the fuck does Amazon do? They turned the delivery over to the US Postal Service, which in turn left a note on the woman's door saying she can pick up the package at the post office. Fucking morons. The entire point is to keep this woman safe. Not to make her go out to a public post office. I'm left completely disappointed with Amazon. I mean, that was just stupid on their part.


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212,101 I hiked up a small mountain and took a picture of the view. It was getting close to sunset and the sun is clearly visible in the photo. When I returned home and looked at the image on my computer screen I found myself trying to avoid looking right at the sun in the picture.... you know... because looking right at the sun is bad for your eyes... it could blind you....

Yes, I'm kind of an idiot.



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212,100 Admittedly, I know nothing about technology. So when I first heard about the cloud I pictured some floating quantum mechanical plasma flux thingy where scientists found a way to encode your data in the spin of quarks and bosons for infinity. Or something like that.

But now I find out that what the cloud really means - is my data is stored on someone else's computer. Oh that's not nearly as exciting.


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212,099 You know what? Maybe we're not soul mates.


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212,097 About once a month I put all my reading glasses in the dishwasher for a good cleaning.


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212,096 My friends named their baby Down.

WTF?


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212,095 I had the behugest O in the shower yesterday. Usually I lay in my bed and use toys. Not yesterday. I stood in the shower and used my finger. When I O'ed I bent over with shivers running up and down my entire body. It felt like I was on a different plain of existence!


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212,093 I have jacked off to gay porn. More than once. 52m. Married.


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212,092 Wow, I'm 25, and a 58 yr old just fucked me silly.


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212,091 I would let him in my bed if he would only ask.


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212,090 Similar to a secret below, I had some chocolates delivered to a woman's house. She texted me "Why did you send me chocolates?" There was no smile, no thank you. She made me feel like it was a creepy thing to do even though she knows I'm very fond of her and we've had sex many times. I was trying to be warm and fuzzy with her and let her know I was thinking of her.

Nope, won't be sending anything else.


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212,089 I don’t know how you find time to call me slutty but not to go visit your daughter in the hospital after your husband beat her up. Where are your priorities?


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212,088 I hate when I see a decent self help or cook book, but the title has a swear in it. No I will not be reading What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner. No, I will not be reading How To Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass. You sound stupid. If it's a fiction book or a biography, that's fine.


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212,087 You're "sad about princess Dianna?". Girl, you weren't even born yet when she died. Liar.


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212,086 I was walking along the sidewalk with my mask on. A woman was coming towards me without wearing a mask. I thought about stepping out into traffic, but the road was very busy with cars. I was kind of stuck. As she got closer I politely asked if she could put her mask on. She had one. She was holding it in her hand. She gave me a big eye roll and passed within a few feet of me.. So unfair. What gives her total domination over the sidewalk? What gives her the right to potentially infect me? There was a small but ever growing part of me that wanted to push her out into the traffic.


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212,085 It's now up to five --- five of my wife's friends have contacted me since the divorce. This makes me feel good about myself. I'm thinking they didn't believe all the stories my wife made up about me.


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212,084 Guys, don’t be surprised if your wife fucks around because you ignored her for years.
I don’t even feel guilty.


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212,083 How are people dating now?  So at the beginning of covid, I was thinking no dating for awhile until it blows over.  A lot of women thought like that, but yes some people still did get together, do the tinder thing, or date however they could.  here we are almost 7 months later, it's here to stay.  At least for a few years it seems, so no one wants to put their life on hold, but you wanna be safe.  I know of people meeting on tinder and hooking up going to each others houses and they're fine, but then others who are not doing that but still getting it.  Just a weird time.  I've also heard of people doing the mask social distancing thing on an outdoor date.  What are you all doing?  How are you handling it?  A guy asked me out and wants to cook for me in his home, first of all idk about going to someone's house who i just met.  Second of all... covid!  I don't have it and he says he doesn't, but isn't it safer to go to an outdoor restaurant than to someone's home?  


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212,082 I just had an eye exam that cost me $400. Ummmmmm, wtf? I was in there for maybe half an hour, I don’t understand health care in this country. We need an overhaul, like last week!


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212,080 Has anyone ever regretted a tattoo? I'm thinking of getting one, but the lifelong permanency of it scares me.


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212,079 I got a small dog because a small dog has small poop. No way I wanted to pick up monster sized poop.


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212,078 Wknd Box Office numbers. How did you do?1 had one, and met another that is sure to happen soon.


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212,077 I'm trying to make amends. I offended someone about six months ago. I didn't mean to. I sent a message to her back then. She read it as a bad thing. It wasn't my intention at all. So today I sent her a well-meaning present via Amazon - a cookbook - I know she likes to cook. I'm a little worried she will perceive this as a bad thing too. Sigh. If she does, well then I guess she is not in the right headspace to ever accept my apology. I do hope she doesn't see it as a bad thing though. I really want to clear the air. I will be sad if my attempt at making things right fails. Universe, please, let her have kindness in her heart.


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212,076 I feel completely unlovable. For the third time a person I was dating has broken up with me. Three strikes and I'm out.


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212,075 I love a woman. We have had good sex. I'm thinking of sending her a picture of me jerking off. Ladies, is this a bad idea? I want to show her I'm thinking of her. But I worry it might make me look like a sex fiend. Send or not not send?


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212,074 Last night I made my wife come over and over. First kissing and biting her nipples and massaging her G spot then going down on her and finally some good hard and soft love making. I must not have washed my face too good this morning because under my mask I can smell the aroma of pussy and sex.


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212,073 When I was much, much younger, I dated a woman who was perfectly content to just watch TV, eat meals, and have sex. If I felt like sex five times a day she was all in. I mean, all I practically had to do was look at her in a certain way and -- presto! -- her pants were off and she was lying on her back, legs spread. She was pretty open about it, too. She said flat out once, "I like to get fucked."

But I was near the beginning of my life, and had some vague plans about where I wanted to go and what I wanted to do. I never foresaw the many paths my life eventually took, but I knew for sure that I wanted more than just watching TV, eating meals, and having sex. And I knew this woman was not the kind of gal who would tag along, let alone participate in the paths I was envisioning.

Now I am -- as Frank Sinatra sang -- in the autumn of the year. I eventually married a wonderful woman who was fully complicit in constructing a life full of travel, adventure, and accomplishments. But for whatever reason, we never quite made the sex thing work very well, and we haven't had sex in six or seven years.

I wouldn't trade my wife for anything, but I do still jerk off, and when I do I often think about that gal from long ago, and imagine how nice a life of just watching TV, eating meals, and sex at the drop of a hat would be.


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212,072 Today I was indoors with some people. They took their masks off. I did too. I just don't care anymore.


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212,071 Today, my husband excitedly talked about all of his plans for a new business and a new career move. And tomorrow, after he’s sobered up, he’ll forget about them and go back to being a lazy loser.


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212,070 I just made a list of all my psychological issues. Turns out there is a LOT. I feel pretty good. You have to dig deep and figure out WHY you are feeling that way. Writing it all down is a great way to get to the bottom of it. If you're feeling bad and don't really know why, you need to get a pen and paper, or open up a word document, and get to the bottom of it.


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212,069 I think my sons adoptive parents felt relieved that they had covid as an reason to skip our yearly visit. I'm scared of how long it's going to be a valid reason, and then how long it's going to just be an excuse... I miss my heart.


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212,068 I got a sentence tattooed along my forearm so that I wouldnt cut it, because I wouldnt want to scar the tattoo. It worked for years, but now I just have a tattoo that makes people's eyes go straight to the scars as they try to read it.
Time for a cover up.


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212,067 I bought my bed in 2002. To this day I have not had sex in it.
M/60


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212,066 When I was fucking myself with my dildo earlier and came, that single moment of clarity, it was your hands I felt on my sides pulling me back down onto your dick


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212,064 My boyfriend—he’s pretty damn great. I love the guy very much. But he has a hard rule for our relationship to stay Intact, and that rule is NO DRUGS ALLOWED. As in, no small baggies of things that come In powder form and can be snorted and/or shot up by the user. While I completely understand someone feeling that way and while I am well aware of the problems caused by regular use of those things...I wish I could do lil one off here and there every once in a while without having to  resort to being a sneaky ass liar to keep from being dumped. Also, he says this shit to me while taking three of his prescribed Phentermine when the bottle directs him to take just one so he can be jacked and get all kinds of stuff done in a short time...and then when he has been up for a day or two,  he takes three or four of his prescription Clonazepam to come off of beast mode and go to sleep...Instead of the ONE he’s directed to take on the bottle.  Says they are prescribed to him and therefore it’s okay to gobble up and go HAM on them sometimes.

How the fuck is it different really? He is taking prescribed pills but he is abusing them on occasion to get lit up like a Christmas tree and that’s not kosher. If a doctor found out they’d refuse to refill him.  But he Will sit there and absolutely demonize any use of street amphetamines and threaten to leave me if I did 30 dollars of go fast way less often than he does his molecularly identical cousin of my drug?  I call horseshit on that, on grounds of being a hypocrite and a drug elitist. I wonder how I can break it to him that he’s being kinda douchey about judging people for not being exactly as he is on this subject? How can I make it to where I can be transparent with him and enjoy myslef occasionally like he gets to with me? I really should not have to feel like shit for keeping a secret or worry about being found out and suddenly his ex gf.  No fair, man!


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212,063 When I turn off blue tooth on my devices my husband gets super mean towards me.

It’s when he can’t spy on me.

Then he has to use voip calls to hack my phone.

I have been with NO ONE. How many women did he sleep with to get so paranoid about me?

I will leave you alone like your dad.


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212,062 You're telling me some kids actually have imaginary friends? I thought that was something from movies. Do they actually believe it's real?


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212,061 You know how people tell women not to let a man disappoint you more than once or twice? And that if he does, believe him and leave? Well, me and my partner dated for 5 years and he definitely has disappointed me. But we’ve always managed to work it out and now we’re getting married. I wonder if I’m making a mistake. He’s far from a bad guy (he’s actually an incredible human being) and we started dating young so we both had *a lot* of bad habits from shitty childhoods and toxic relationships. We’ve hurt each other (him more than me) but we’re best friends and have always found our way back to each other. But if I’m honest, I feel upset that we had to struggle to get to a good place. Was I not worth a relationship where nothing bad happens?

Sometimes I see people who date for 2 years, get married, have kids, live their lives. Why couldn’t that have been my story?


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212,060 My son is autistic and always does/act in strange but harmless ways; he’s not violent nor mean. I was in a dead sleep last night and woke up to a “creepy” feeling; my son was standing over me watching me sleep! WTH! That scared the crap out of me. About a week ago, I was in bed, late at night watching TV in the dark and felt “something” in the room and it was him crawling on the floor approaching my bed! He is good kid but this is unnerving. I’m scared to tell anyone in case they remove him from my home because again he has never shown any violence/bad behavior.


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212,059 I know for a fact that kids are assholes, can be annoying at
Times, can drive their parents and everyone they encounter up a clock tower without even trying...I know this, my three sibling with their two kids each know this, and i in fact have managed to meet one child (my very good friends son I’ve known since birth to 13) who I shit you not...I really just dislike and can’t stand on an adult level. As in, at the age of 13 and since he was able to speak, I fucking hate that kid and always will. It is a real chore to conceal my disdain for the kid when he’s around me but I manage to because I know he’s a child and probably can’t help that he’s already a little asshole who will probably never have a good personality and I am not entitled to be verbally or emotionally abusive to anyone but especially a child. But between this site and me, I wish to the moon and back I could tell him to shut the fuck up and get away from me when he enters the room or starts speaking. I’m saying that because I’m trying to make it clear how much of a cynic I’ve always been about motherhood being joyful or amazing. I have never been someone who had a knack for or a deep amount of reverence towards children. Never really thought I would have them, want them, or even be able to keep One alive without fucking up their head somehow. At 35, I’ve been married and divorced—-in and out of jail with one of those times being a several months stretch—I’ve had a long string of fucked up and short relationships—I’ve bought a dog once and a couple months later I could not give that little bastard away fast enough—I’ve let a very nicely appointed and expensive assortment of household plants die of neglect simply because I was too depressed from a breakup to get my ass up off my sofa and simply water them (fun fact-I didn’t shower for 11 days either, I just kinda let my home and hygiene go until it was basically Chernobyl in a box)—I’ve left dirty dishes untouched for so long that they formed their Own ecosystem and written a Declaration of Independence that forced me to throw em
Away and go buy new dishes...basically I’ve been a very selfish, hedonistic, and unmotivated adult and I’ve pretty much never before had a real problem with my underachieving and crappy existence.  I’ve done more drugs than Lil Wayne and David Crosby combined could ever exceed and somehow managed to reach age 35 looking damn good to the point that I don’t really deserve to be attractive. I figured that I would end up being one of those fucking 50ish wankers with a huge Vans sneaker collection, a IKEA coffee table covered by bongs and ashtrays, and blasting Pantera from my speakers while my neighbors wished I were dead already. I have had—-I shit you not—somewhere around 3000 different men as a sex partner, that’s 3000 different cocks inside me in 21 years. It’s been a fucking blast to live a life that has been a party in my pants and not suitable for children by any standards. I am
Not trying to brag here or preach how anyone should live—just telling you folks that I have been on a wild ride since my early teens and not one motherfucker was able to stop me. Jail—only stopped me till I was out of jail.  Friends dying from drugs/suicide/drunk driving—only made me get more fucked up to deal with the stress of their demise. I set the worlds expectations of me low and thus avoided disappointing anyone too deeply. I was a total fucking slacker and was looking to always and forever be a slacker and I was FINE with that. Never a happier loser could you have met.

But I got pregnant over the holidays last year, don’t ask me
How because all the fucking I’ve done and all the times I’ve ever said “I wanna feel you cum in my pussy” to a guy who I didn’t know much about—was ever able to lead to me being pregnant or even suspecting I might be. I stopped taking my bc pills at 17 or so and I just never got pregnant. But I got pregnant last Christmas and decided to have my baby and I’m likely going to raise that baby alone because her dad and I aren’t together and likely never will be. I found out I was pregnant in the second trimester and had been working an outdoor job through a cold and snowy winter, had been doing drugs and smoking cigarettes and had gone out and gotten drunk a handful of times during the time I didn’t know I was pregnant.  Basically, not one person in my life said anything about this except “well obviously you’re gonna be wanting to get an abortion, make sure you do that before its too late lolol...” And, my friends and family weren’t trying to be insensitive or tell me what to do with my life, they just all know that I’ve never been cut out for kids and they all know that I usually only fuck my vegetables and rarely eat them... that’s just the way it’s always been and while my loved ones accept me they would never expect me to consider actually keeping a baby that was forming in MY body in a million years. That was just me and my life...

But somehow I carried a pregnancy to full term and a month ago delivered a eight pound baby girl who is perfectly healthy and did not have any substances test positive in her at all when she arrived. On top of that, I came out of the whole process with no stretch marks, no blown out pussy, and no post partum depression that is apparent. All the horrible things I’ve heard about parenthood, how it fucking sucks, how breastfeeding is hellish, how I have to tell someone and get help if I start to think about drowning my new baby in the bathtub because apparently that is a FAIRLY COMMON issue after having a baby (wtf), the countless times I’ve been told that my life is over because I’m gonna be nothing but a single mom with this fucked up body, this fucked up mental state, and this ungrateful little shit machine that I MUST ALWAYS attend to for nearly two decades...for me this all seems to have been nothing but a pack of lies and myths fed to me by people who have been nowhere near as fortunate as ME.

Seriously, my friends; the piece of shit that I just described in the paragraphs above; doesn’t exist any longer. I still don’t have the kind of soul that could nurture a classroom full of other peoples kids day in and day out. I still think my friends son is a revolting creature with no future. But I will be goddamned if I ain’t just head over heels, unbelievably in love with my daughter and committed to her no matter what tried to get in my way.  I always said “people can not ever really change.” And now I’ve got this little baby, and I’m changed.  I’ve still got my wicked grin and I’ve still got a boner for heavy metal and I’ve still got my Vans collection and I’ve still got a taste for a good roll in the hay with someone who has a nice dick :). But beyond that...I’ve got this baby. And she is BEAUTIFUL. She is more important to me than any fckn thing has ever been in my entire life. She makes me happier than any drugs I’ve done could ever even touch. She smiles at me first thing when we wake up and that smile is the reason I will never see the inside of a jail again, why I will never leave my apartment for a gallon of milk and come home six days later, and she is the reason why I will always drive very carefully and she is the reason why I will never walk into my front door with a stranger I’m about to fuck ever again. I miss her when I have to be away from her for an hour here and there and my mom watches her for a short bit. I care about this little girl enough that I will never do a thing again without asking myself how it will/could possibly affect her in some bad way and only doing that thing if it is not putting her at ANY undue risk.  A year ago, I was putting concealer on my track marks before leaving the house and spending 40 bucks a week on whip it cartridges, and was perfectly fine with blowing a few hundred dollars on a scary action figure.  But I changed, and if I can change...just about anyone else can change as well. It’s not as terrifying as anyone told me or would be to have a kid .  I enjoy caring for her and I enjoy providing for her and I enjoy being sober enough to be her protector and watch her get a little bigger each day. I don’t feel I’ve given up a damn thing when the fact is I’ve set aside a pile of vices and self centered thought patterns. I went from being fine with being worthless until I dropped dead to being ready and willing to take care of this infant and nothing about the effort makes me feel bummed.

I thought I knew myself and I thought I would never see this day...but my daughter is AMAZING. I am so awestruck by her every time I look at her. She is so cool, so worth the wait, and so worth the changes I had to make in my own life and choices to make her life a fair one. I’m not saying a kid is for everyone or they just fix people magically, but goddamn...mine is the reason I am happy now, and mine is literally an angel who came here and saved my life. I guess that’s my secret—I don’t want to be one of those annoying fuckers who goes on endlessly about how wonderful and incredible their child is and blah blah blah all day, so that’s my secret that I wrote here...I used to be a loser and a fuckup and a tremendously busy slut but I am just so blown away and humbled by this little baby, that all I can do is lay here and watch her sleep and love her beyond words. I could not be led to bad stuff like I used to do again if I tried. Motherhood is fucking awesome and live does conquer all that I’ve ever suffered. If there’s a God, I thank him very much for this new life!


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212,058 "Cut toxic people out of your life." I see this posted everywhere. It seems like a good idea at first, but after a long time, I realize I really don't want to die alone.


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212,057 Joking about cheating is just as bad as actually cheating. It hurts just as much.


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212,055 Men have the audacity to say they want marriage. Please. You have NO interest in being loyal, though you say you do.


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212,054 I have been back at the gym since they reopened a month ago. Based on what I've seen there another shutdown is inevitable. SMDH.


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212,053 If you ask my father for HIS permission to marry me, I will say no. No man makes my decisions for me. Not you, not my father. You guys can have each other.


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212,052 I kind of hate that I have said such a variety of sex that I couldn't be with one person.  :(


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212,051 I don't know what to do. The entire world is against me.


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212,050 I wish I would’ve ran into you as I am now, instead of as I was. Maybe then there would be a chance. But the bridges I’ve burned along the way have separated us, and I would never let my fire burn down your forest.

I miss you.


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212,049 People who don't have depression think they're morally superior to those who do. Talking about "You shouldn't feel that way." Shut the fuck up.


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212,048 How do you have the audacity to tell me what a piece of shit I am? You wanna make me feel bad for small mistakes, but you intentionally give people the wrong information so that they do their job wrong, to make yourself look better.


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212,047 When someone vents or complains, or tells a story in a way where I can hear their anger or "passion" it agitates me.  Passion is good, but you can hear the aggression coming through.  It's like they put that onto you, or if they're anxious and they feel better after, it's because they gave it over to you through their energy!  You don't know what conversation you're walking into tho


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212,045 If someone “drops” another brainless, hive-mind cliche while addressing me - I’m going to punch them in the fucking mask.

a) It’s All Good - yawwwh - right
b) It is what it is - Un-huh - it’s a cluster-fuck
c) Viral - yeah that’s what I need to hear in China-virus Times
d) OG - meaning - Original fucking dickHead and good riddance  ‘cause you’re a total dick
e) "Epic fail". Or "epic" anything
f)  yo-yo, noo scool, or other bullshit- gangsta drool
g) any other goofy-assed nonsense, stoopid and loaded race/woman degrading terms- like WAP = What the fuck / already / please turn it off




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212,043 He tries to block me from certain podcasts. So I subscribe to them.


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212,042 I hate filling the car with gas. Too many knuckleheads standing nearby without a mask.


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212,041 online class is fucking exhausting dude


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212,040 My eyes look sooooo pretty after I cry! So in a way, panic attacks are what attract people to me! Thanks, anxiety and depression :)


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212,039 I had a good close friend 20 years ago. We spoke every day 10 times a day. She wanted to borrow $3,000. I gave it to her. Never heard from her again.

A few weeks ago I was wasting time of Facebook. I looked her up. There she was. I responded to one of her posts and said hello. Do you know what she did? She blocked me from her Facebook account. I mean really? I wasn't trying to collect the money she borrowed. It doesn't matter to me anymore. But of all the insults, she's the one who behaved badly by cutting me out of her life AFTER she took my money, and then she blocks me! Jeez, some people just suck. @Kristin M.


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212,038 She gave me a good review because she feels sorry for me. I feel so worthless.


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212,037 I guess I'm the platonic version of an incel. Nobody wants to be my friend and I believe I will die alone.


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212,036 Rich people seem much more unhappy than poor people.


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212,035 I've been dating a girl for a few months. I call her often. I text her often. I take her out often. I bring her little presents often. Nothing fancy. Chocolates mainly. A funny pez dispenser. A book. I thought it was going really well. Then it occurred to me, I'm always the one putting in the effort. It's always me arranging everything. She comes along and I enjoy her company, but she never ever calls or texts or anything else. I began to question if she was into this.

About a week ago I stopped calling and texting. I wanted to see what happened. I'll tell you what happened. Nothing happened. She hasn't contacted me. I guess I have my answer.


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212,034 I just wanna lie down and overdose and die.


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212,033 Watching Spongebob drunk when you're 30 is wayyy different than watching it sober when you're 12. Drunk and older is a more introspective experience.


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212,032 LISA RICCOBENE IS A CUNT.


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212,031 Is it a baby or a burrito? I'm afraid to ask. (this is not a dis. she's beautiful).


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212,030 I hate when someone doesn't respond to my text right away. Five minutes is much to long for me to wait. There is nothing more important than responding to me!!!!!!


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212,029 For those of you who treat people like shit: How does it feel to know that the world would be a better place without you? That doesn't bother you at all?


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212,028 Being alive is bad enough even without people treating me like shit!!!!!!! Why would people want to make it worse??


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212,027 My landlord just called me irresponsible because I can't give her the money until i get paid next week. I hate her more than anything. I didn't work for three months and got zero unemployment. I already don't make much money.


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212,026 I want to kill myself to teach people a lesson, but they would all probably just say it was a "mental health issue." Nothing about them treating me badly.


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212,025 How can so many people be abusive and not know it?


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212,022 I had an affair a few years ago, it ended badly. The woman recently contacted me and wants to meet, hinted that sex could happen again....um, how dumb do you think I am, you just want to get solid proof so you can fuck up my life completely.
Hard pass, no matter how tight your ass was or how willing you were to swallow


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212,021 If you wanna fuck you need to talk to me and give me attention.  You can't expect to send one text and have me still want it.  


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212,020 I'm leaving the city and moving to a small town that has a China Buffet restaurant. LOL, my view of the typical gaudy American town.


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212,019 Fat teachers that make their avatars skinny.

You’re not fooling anyone.

Maybe they’re trying to fool themselves?


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212,017 I have had heart palpitations that are relentless.
It’s been weeks. I have a thud every other beat. Whereas my heart rate would normally register as 80, it registers at 40, because of the skipped beats.
I’m in my 30’s, eat well, don’t do drugs, am healthy (so I thought) and slim.
I don’t get it.
I see a doctor Monday, but I feel like I’m dying.


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212,016 The old neighborhood where I grew up is now entirely black and hispanic. I don't mean anything by that. Just pointing out how things change.


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212,015 Construction sounds don't bother me.  Especially if you are on the second floor or something, a little distance from it.  It's like a steady rhythm to me and I get used to it.  What bothers me is sudden noise, pots and pans banging and clanging i haaaate with a passion.  It scares me and makes me nervous and then maybe mad because the nerves turn to that.  Loud things dropping on the floor, forks and knives hitting the sink.  Things like that.  


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212,014 I slept with my ex wife after she remarried.


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212,013 Apparently a communal sense of the apocalypse is nigh, as every grandpa and his brother on Words with Friends is chatting me up asking if I’m married.

Muting people feels mean, having these inane chats is torture  and them quitting because I’ve stopped answering is annoying. It’s not Tinder, it’s S C R A B B L E. I play to turn off, not to have to be on. Christ on a cracker, can ya just shut up and play?! While we’re on it, blocking a triple word score means both you and I cannot play it, that’s just evil. It’s not good offense, it’s just wrong.

Happy hunting ya horny bastards!


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212,012 You’re going to end up alone like your dad.

I gave you so many opportunities to not be him.

Sneaky, stalking me because you believe that I’m lying as much as you are.

Protecting your pathetic mom and her Instagram stunt. I never want to see your stupid oaf brother again either. What sneaky dishonest gross people you are

Yuck!!!


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212,011 I stay in shape, and you are over weight, and you drink ,yet you hit on me.  it's too bad I just can't come out and say, "look at you then look at me."
Call it conceded or stuck up but I mean come on.


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212,010 Cave should add an option of switching to the Blue Background mode. It gives me the mood of secrecy.

Why isn't cave doing this?


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212,009 I still cry when I watch Little House on the Prairie, just like I did when I was eight.

We need more of this family friendly, wholesome, strong moral values kind of TV

50/F


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212,008 I like to sleep naked. But every night when I go to sleep, it crosses my mind that if there’s a fire and I have to evacuate,,, all of my neighbours are going to see me naked.


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212,007 Why isn’t “in a shitty marriage” a relationship option on Facebook?

It would be nice to let my old acquaintances know that I’m not a bad mom, I just have a shitty husband that barely lets me do anything and that’s why you never ever see a smiling photo of me.


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212,006 I maintain my cool by breaking things he likes.

When I get angry, I just begin to imagine the thing I’m going to break.

Once he’s gone, I smash whatever to pieces.

I used to yell; but he asked me to stop. And he doesn’t listen, doesn’t care for me, leaves the kids with me ALWAYS, and can’t even bathe our 3 kids.  I DO EVERYTHING.

So I break shit to keep from having a fucking mental breakdown. I cannot leave this selfish mommy asshole for fucking good!!!


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212,005 In talking to some people I'm hearing the in thing to do is get a puppy. What with everyone staying home, people want a dog to fill out their lives in isolation. But I wonder what's going to happen a few months from now when the vaccine comes out and people start returning to work. I think all these people will dump their young dogs at the pound. Makes me sad.


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212,004 I miss eating out.


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212,003 I was hiking on a trail today. Out of nowhere a guy came up behind. I had no idea. I guess I was in his way so he pushed me to the side so he could get by. I mean WTF? There's a virus thing going on and him putting his hands on me doesn't quite fit with social distancing guidelines. What a creepo.

I laugh a little at myself. Without thinking I instinctively yelled at him, "What the fuck asshole!"

He he. I may be 110 pounds, but don't mess with me! :D


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212,000 she said i was a light in her life


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211,999 You sit there at the bar with your date and you whisper and make fun of me.  little do you know I have been fucking her for 2 months now! Oh you fool.


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211,998 It's funny but even with all the free time I have right now I just can't get into sports the way I normally do. Not baseball or football. Hell, not even pro wrestling. Just not interested.


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211,997 My previous boss was a bitch. All she wanted was for me to suffer. And I'm glad that I don't work there anymore. My current boss is nice. But I just don't have that zeal to work anymore. Feels like i'm lost. Partly, I blame this pandemic. I also blame my boyfriend. I'm not able to love him anymore. I just cannot. Its as if he has sucked my life out of me. I'm just waiting for life to get better. I try to do so.
The funny part is. I was never this person. I never felt so confused.
Just hope things get better.


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211,996 “No one cares about your shit” is my own personal mantra.

I only break when I forget and stray from this.

If I remember that no one will help and it is only up to me is when I hurt least.

Teacher, guidance counselor, principal - I received your message loud and clear. Don’t talk, don’t complain, don’t be seen, don’t be heard. I should vanish.


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211,995 My ex wife and I are very friendly. She gave me a tour of her new apartment. It was weird seeing her bedroom. I mean this is the bed where she is fucking new guys and I'm standing their looking at it. I was tempted to open the bedside drawer to see if there were condoms or sex toys or anything. I did glance in the hamper and saw her dirty undies. It was a strange sexually charged vibe.


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211,994 I love my wife.


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211,992 Years ago I had sex with a girl outside in a park, it was about 3am and I Fucked her up against a tree. It was SO hot, Then we sort of, started dating, funny thing is, the sex in the bed room was lame, It just wasn't as 'exciting' as doing it outside where we could have been caught. She was really cute and had a great body, but I had to walk away. First time I had a 'Fetish' experience. fast forward to now, I've never been attracted to 'BBW' girls but I've been sleeping with a BBW lady, we have sex, and I leave right after. I don't want to stay and cuddle or even look at her to be honest. But I cum so hard when I'm with her. The girls I'm attracted too I can cuddle all night with, but it's hard for me to cum.....I guess it's not fetish'y' enough.  Makes me feel sad...and a bit sleezy

M52


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211,989 So I know Im not gay, because the idea of touching or sexually handling another mans dick is kind of repulsive.  However, I am recently more in tune with men.  I like them better.  I like their ideas and their thought processes about a wide range of things.  I enjoy being around men.  But I would never want to be with a man sexually.  The idea of it kind of skeeves (sp?) me.  I don't want their bodies, and I don't want another man  to touch me sexually .... but I like other men's minds.

As for sex - I am really only turned on in real life by a vagina and an nice pair of boobs and a woman's body.  I like the curves, the softness, the look of it, the feel of it, how it makes my body respond.  

The problem I have is with whats attached to that vagina and those boobs and body.  I am finding that women (other than for pure sex) are becoming repulsive to me. I am starting to hate how they think, how they talk, how they deal with people.  I'm starting to hate women's minds. I don't want to talk to women anymore.  It is a problem to not like women, but to like the package they come in while having the exact opposite feelings about men.

And I am a man in my head as well as my body, so no confusion there.

I'm just starting to not like women.  I never felt like this before.

Its a problem.

Married male in his 50's.


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211,988 I half laugh, half cringe at the word dongle. Today it means a connector for a phone. But when I was little, this is what us girls would call a boy's weewee.

So when a guy at work says I can borrow his dongle.... LOL.


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211,987 The other night I climbed a 2000 foot mountain after dark during a rainstorm. It was a crazy thing to do. But man, I felt so alive.


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211,985 Last year I bought a pair of super sturdy jeans.Cost me $70.  I wear them when riding on my mountain bike.

This week a bought a new mountain bike. Should I have to pay the jean company a one-time fee of $30 more because I'll be wearing the jeans on my new bike?

No. That would be insane. Would should I have to pay the jean company more? No, just no.

***

Last year I signed up for ATT as my cell service provider for my iphone. Costs me $70 a month.

This week I bought myself a new iphone. Should I have to pay ATT a one-time fee of $30 more because I now own a new cell phone?

The answer in the case - according to ATT - is yes. It's not their phone. I bought it from Apple directly. I'm not changing my number. I'm not changing my service in any way. I'm just simply using a new device.

***

Big business is all about how much you can ripoff from the customers.


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211,984 This morning I jerked off using my wife's scented rose oil. It was gooood. I haven't taken a shower yet. I think I'll walk around like this for the next few hours, smelling of roses.


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211,983 I accused a guy of sleeping with my wife. I realized a few weeks later I was wrong. I messed up big time. I feel like crawling under a rock.


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211,982 Went for a walk last night with a dear friend I haven’t seen in person in months. Now to have a four day anxiety attack that I’m going to get COVID. What can a person do? My mental health is tanking because I’m so isolated, and my mental health is tanking when I see people because my anxiety takes over. Can’t fucking win. I wish I could just not care, but thanks to lifelong anxiety problems, that’s just not going to happen. I hate this.


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211,981 My heart is about to bleed out. How do I remember your taste three years later, in a dream nonetheless. Oh it still hurts. When I saw you in my dream it was like no time had passed at all.


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211,980 Still not regretting not having kids~


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211,979 My husband seems to think that a trial separation means it's okay to start seeing other people. He swears up and down that he's not talking to anyone, but I have definitive proof that he is. I asked him to be honest with me for one fucking time in his life, but he's straight up denying it. And he's pissed at ME for even suggesting that he's talking to someone - because he thinks there's no possible way for me to know. Guess what buddy, I'm smarter than you. You've gotten better at hiding things, but not quite good enough :)


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211,978 I don't know the difference between the C and CE button on my calculator. So to zero out the screen I hit them both a bunch of times. Kind of a dumb design.


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211,977 I love rainy days. The stormier the better.


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211,976 I once met a blind date at a coffee shop - at 2am in the morning.    I was in a bad spot.

I couldn’t tell you how old she was - but she looked fucked - and told me straight  up that she was bipolar.  

Needless to say - it was a short coffee - and my midnight dating days were limited.


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211,975 I understand suicide now. If I didn't have a child I wouldn't be suffering anymore.


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211,974 It's getting worse again, maybe I'll be back in the psychiatric ward by election season!


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211,972 Music - if you can call it that - sounds like a Karaoke Drivel.  

1.   Wet.... whatever- sounds like a black panther dentist drill in my skull.  

2.  Surname Tay...+ moving quickly = high school music project - that got away = awful

3.  Kate Bush cover by “Meg” - makes me dream of the fake 80s -  but of the “real plastic” not the fake plastic trees

4.   Blinded and Weakened- fake and laughing all the way the bank on fake “80s Replay”.    Hope that “A-ha” got your cheque.   Certainly the Millions of your money donated to *LM - mattered.


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211,971 My God - having those FAKE FANs in the MLB stands - behind home plate - super super creepy - totally un-watchable.  

Can somebody let these folks know?   Ohhh - forgot- viewership is down 99% and I’m the only one watching- never mind....


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211,970 My secret thoughts on talk show hosts:
1.   Ellen:   Looks like she blew up - gained 30lb - and looks like a chubby very older version of Bob Denver.  

Can anybody watch this watch this crap without cringing and thinking about how she mistreated her staff like slaves?

It’s all over.

2.  All Women Talk Shows - wayyyyy too much estrogen in the room for me (and everything else) .   Sorry.

3.  Spooky Eyed Black Woman - 5 words - Put Down The Crack Pipe

4.    Drew - get a haircut - the long hair worked 25 years ago - but now you you look 10 years older with it

5.  Kelly Clarkson - never much of a singer - A-VVOID. - ahhhh.....Makeup....


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211,969 I really didn't think my 40's would be this hard.


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211,966 The stupidity of some people is amazing.  A pre-school teacher has himself monstered up with a full body tattoo, including totally black eyes, and he thinks it's unfair that he's no longer allowed to traumatize little children.  In my opinion, he should be locked away in the nut-house and the key thrown away.  


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211,964 Got drunk last night and slept thru an important meeting. Whoops.


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211,963 After many, many years as a heavy drinker, I took my last drink 867 days ago. (Yes, lots of us recovering addicts count the days, one at a time.) I recently realized that my wife has finally settled into a pretty consistent pattern of treating me somewhat lovingly again. I was a drunk for over 15 years so I'm not surprised it took nearly 2 and a half for her to act like she wasn't married to one. I'm quite sure I got the better part of this deal.


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211,962 My kid's dentist suggested braces might be needed and said we should do a full orthodontist work-up, including panoramic x-rays, computer modeling, etc. etc. $1,000 later, they told me his teeth are perfect, nothing to worry about. I felt relieved and totally hosed at the same time.


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211,961 I suck. I never feel like working. Always cutting corners. Sigh.


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211,959 If technical customer service reps really new how things worked, and knew the answers to questions, they wouldn't be in customer service. They'd be programmers. In other words, it's usually pointless to call customer service for help.


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211,957 I hate her. So why do I want her at the same time?


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211,956 I just got my wife a $1600 apple laptop.  
Not a single thank you.


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211,955 Maybe if you'd shut up and actually listen to a full sentence I'm trying to say, I wouldn't have to stop and clarify or repeat myself. Please. Stop. Talking. Omg PLEASE.


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211,953 I take a few seconds to look at my poop. I try to decide what meal it used to be.


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211,952 I can't confide in anyone. No one is there for me. Good, bad, or exciting. I've got no one. It just gets worse every day. Barely can say what I'm saying where I'm saying it cause I'm sure I'll be attacked for this. I hate everything.


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211,951 I once confided in a friend how I was feeling low and thoughts of ending my life entered my mind. The friend called the police and I was taken to the hospital for the night. I was mortified. The last thing I needed was the police. What I needed was my friend to talk to me. But instead she made this into a huge ordeal. She also called around and told people I was in the hospital for attempted suicide. I mean WTF? I am still mortified. Lesson I learned is to never confide in your friends. Sucks. There are times I want to talk to them when I'm feeling blue, but I can't, I just can't, for fear of being hauled away again. This is the opposite of what's supposed to happen when you have friends.


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211,950 Day 4 off my meds. I just ordered pizza. I think to numb the sadness. I need to get more meds before I break down and start eating nachos again, like 2 years ago. It may sound silly, but I actually tried to get rid of the sadness by eating as many nachos as possible. It was bad. I'm triggered just thinking about nachos.


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211,948 I sat at the Thanksgiving table with 20 relatives while I had my boyfriend's semen in my derriere.


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211,947 I think I'm *too* in love with my husband. Is that possible? To love too much? He loves me, too, and shows me that every day, but I can't shake this feeling of how much more vulnerable I am b/c I need and love him so much. Am I an idiot?


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211,946 Your perfect law school student daughter has a tattoo between her tits.


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211,945 How is it sharing a bathroom with a roommate?  Especially during the pandemic now?


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211,944 I know I said I wanted you to move out. But I didn't mean it.


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211,943 Wknd Box Office. Who got laid, and how many?


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211,942 I tasted my own earwax. Gross.


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211,941 I have a killer migraine right now. I have taken way more than the recommended amount of Advil. I don’t have access to anything stronger. I just did the thing where you snort cayenne pepper. I have tried it in the past without much success. But I’m desperate. It actually took the edge off a little. I think I might raid my husband’s stash of edibles.


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211,939 He makes me have these crazy butterflies. He knows exactly what to say to make my day better. When his arms are around me I feel like nothing can hurt me. I think about him to much and just end up hurting myself. I know he’s going to leave me eventually. It just to good to be true.


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211,938 I am so in love with my FWB, but it’s just never going to happen. I can’t focus on any other relationship, but I can not give her up. As long as she is around just stopping the benefits part would seem to make it worse.


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211,937 I hate the fact that it’s become normal and almost expected to binge TV shows. I don’t think anything should be consumed in such excess, be it food or media.


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211,936 Oh you miserably married people do not know what you're missing !!  Just talk to some of your single friends.


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211,935 About 10 years ago I went on a job interview at a financial trading firm. They had their own stand alone building. When I arrived for the interview a guy came out of the building to greet me. To get back in the building he stuck his hand in a slot by the door and magically the door unlocked. He then explained there aren't keys for the doors. The slots hold a scanner which recognizes your hand. If you are in the database, the door unlocks. It was interesting up to that point. But what he said next still knocks me over.

He said it's great in theory if they only hired guys. Guys hands stay the same. But the device has trouble with women. According to him a woman's hand swells up when she's having her period and the scanner doesn't recognize the hand. It only happens with some women though. Then he turned to me and asked, "When you're having your period do your hands swell up?"

Like you freaking kidding me? This was a professional job interview and he's asking me what happens to my body when I'm having my period. I was shocked. What an asshole.It confirmed everything I thought about the arrogant jerks in the financial world. I probably could have sued him! I didn't get the job by the way which suited me just fine.





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211,934 I hate it when people want to know my "story" or "who I am." I don't have a story, nor do I have an identity. Who am I? I don't fucking know. And if you do get to know me, you're not going to like what you find. Fuck do you mean "who I am"?


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211,933 Took me an hour to brush my teeth and get dressed today because I had to keep stopping to cry.


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211,932 I'm not sure my friends are real friends. They are the kind of people I get together with once every 3 months. But to me, a real friend is someone you see day after day and you don't get bored. I don't have those types of real friends.


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211,931 I orgasm when I give myself foot massages.


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211,930 There is a song playing between my legs. Please come listen.

-44F


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211,929 I know a woman in her 50s. She's a dear friend of mine. She is recently separated. She confided in me that she is sleeping with her nephew. HE'S HER BIOLOGICAL NEPHEW! He's her brother's child. This is soooooo wrong. It might even be illegal!


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211,928 I FEEL SO WORTHLESS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.


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211,927 It's pretty fucked up that you're ignoring me even though I know for a fact that you still love me. You're hurting me, you're hurting you. I'm so fucking mad. You act like you don't care. It's ruining my life. You make me feel like shit, and you think it is funny. It's like a game to you.


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211,926 I'm trying to come out of the darkness. I'm trying to make friends.


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211,925 The singer of Death Cab For Cutie annoys me. It's like, I don't know if I'm in love with him, or hate him. There's something about him. It's soooo weird. It's like, I love his music, and he's great looking. But somehow , that annoys the crap out of me. I saw him live last year and he made me angry. I love him. I hate him. It's so weird. He just makes me so mad. And I love his voice. Maybe he saw me in the crowd and feels the same way about me (;


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211,923 I wish I didn’t burn all those bridges. I prefer my solitary lifestyle, but when I visit my hometown it would’ve been nice to have some old friends to see and talk to. But thanks to a much younger and stupider version of myself, that’s not an option. I’ve made amends with most of these people, but not in the sense that things will go back to how they were. Just closing old doors with smiles instead of slamming doors shut with a blank expression on my face.

Being home has been nice, but I don’t belong here anymore.


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211,922 My husbands palms sweat when he lies. He wipes them on his pants. It’s the easiest way to see that he’s lying to me.

I’ve also noticed how terrible he is at lying.

They apologized but never said they did anything wrong. Hahahahaha!!!! They didn’t do jack shit! You let them steal from you and let them pretend it didn’t happen because you wanted parents again.

If only you saw the hurt little boy I do when you start lying about your parents. How unfair for them to do that to you.

I have shitty parents too. It was one of the things we used to stick together on. Abandon your shitty parents and we can actually live happily ever after.


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211,921 My driver's license expired in April. I haven't renewed it because I would have to go there in person and I refuse. They have no provision for getting a new license remotely. If I get pulled over by the cops, hopefully they understand.


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211,920 I'm a mask nazi.

I very politely speak up to people not wearing a mask in public. My typical words:

"No offense meant. But could you please wear a mask. It helps you and everyone stay safe."

I'm always polite. I'm always calm and pleasant.

The range of responses I get:

"Fuck you."

"Mind your own business."

"Move away from me if you don't like it." I then point out we are in an elevator and there is no place to "move away". They bark that I should wait for the next elevator. I point out I was on the elevator first and they jumped on at the last second as the doors were closing.

Another one. A woman nastily said she was wearing a mask. She pointed to it around her neck. I politely said she needs to cover her face with it, not her neck. She then said "Asshole." Sigh.

Yet another one. I asked a woman running past me on a foot bridge to please wear a mask. She said "Why, there is no one around." I said, "I'm around. I'm right here and we have no choice but to pass two feet apart. Don't I count?" Her response, "Stay home if you don't like it."

My conclusion, people are rude. They can't take responsibility. They hate being "caught" so they try to spin it like I'm the problem. I think this will end badly for the people not wearing a mask. I don't have it in me, but with that last woman, I could see some otherwise good citizen pushing her off the footbridge to her death. If she doesn't like that, then maybe she should have stayed home...


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211,919 I don't know if this is possible, but here is my observation.

I think my body chemistry reacts badly with my ex-wife's. Within a few months of first meeting her I developed a heart issue. Ended up in the hospital with an irregular heat beat. I've been on meds ever since.

This led to a fear of my heart beating fast. I worried I would have a heart attack. Meaning I couldn't do any exercise and I became a couch potato.

At the same time I developed a severe fear of flying. I couldn't do it. Very embarrassing. I didn't know what got into me. It's like after I met my wife my psyche did a 180. The normally outgoing me became cowardly and an introvert. I was afraid of everything. I became insecure and suspicious. I also developed a short temper.

I also lost motivation in my career. My superstar trajectory slowed down to nothing. I became a lazy employee.

This whole time I was still with my wife. My wife, by the way, who was extremely critical of me and everything I did.... related to me losing confidence in myself??

Recently we split.

It's been a few months. I haven't seen her at all.

Interesting, I'm beginning to feel alive again. I'm exercising. My heart beats fast. It doesn't bother me at all. No worries of a heart attack. I've showed a new interest in work. I'm putting in 12 hours days like I used to. I'm getting so much done.

My confidence seems to have returned.

So could it be that my wife dragged down my mental state for all those years? Is it possible that her constantly telling me I'm a bad person went to my head and I lost faith in myself?

Very interesting. I'm really starting to enjoy my life without her.


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211,918 Presents from my mother in law go into the trash when my husband pisses me off.

I used to just tell him what made me angry and tried to work it out; but that just pissed him off.

So I destroy what Grandma buys - and she has a shopping problem. Plenty of crap to destroy. Empty soul, selfish heart, stuffer of empty calories into her gullet (she ate herself into a heart stent!). Lady - you’re feeling empty because you’ve spent your entire life thinking of how others fit in YOUR life; but you’ve never stopped to really look at and consider OTHER people. Make people care for your babies, buy whatever furniture you want, who cares? Do what you want, act innocent and nice and sweet and have fake ass manors and people will celebrate you like a goddamn saint.

Diabetes will come for you and maybe your foot lady!


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211,917 I sometimes take my son's phone and text well wishes to his grandma.

"Hi Grandma. Thinking of you. Miss you."

That sort of thing.

My son never wants to text her. I do it for him. Grandma feels special. Everyone is happy.


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211,916 I despise most of my husband’s “best/good” friends. These wonderful friends of his have hit on me numerous times- and no it’s not flattering. I make myself scare when they come around (not anymore due to Covid). I could never tell him because it would become complete chaos. Idiots out there that hit on married women- no, we don’t appreciate it & stop making us feel uncomfortable & hate you! I would tell their wives (but I don’t want to hurt them either) they would deny it so I am screwed (pardon the pun) either way. Yes, I have point blank told them to fuck off. Disgusting.


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211,915 Sometime I just need a long drag from a cig.  My wife and kids would go nuts if they knew.
Its why i fire up the smoker every weekend.   It covers up the stench.



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211,914 He told me they broke up. He said it was messy.  He lied. His location is always on and he’s been at her house all weekend.


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211,913 I keep a small bottle of astroglide in my desk at the office. You know why. I often work late...


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211,912 I'm remarkably insecure.


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211,911 My husband is sleeping with our daughters speech therapist and blames stuff he does or loses on our daughter because she doesn’t speak.

This is the the type of upstanding man you get when his mom gets pregnant in HS, acts innocent until it’s time have the baby, lets EVERYONE ELSE care for her kids, then runs off to Vegas to marry a guy her kids have never met and swiftly moves his family in.

Yeah, he definitely learned how to treat people from his momma and daddy (dad is a thief that steals from family and friends).

I am blind to red flags.


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211,910 My idea of a good Christian act and tithing is to give money directly to friends that I see are in need. I don't know where that money goes when I dropped it in the bucket at Church.


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211,909 According to Google my mother has roughly 6 years left to live in her stage of kidney disease.


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211,908 I had this boyfriend last year.  Goddamnit, he was so hot and at 50, 15 years my senior which I think is hot As well :)
He asked me to get rid of my cat soon after we started seeing
One another. On top of it, he made a big production of being allergic when he came to My house...but not allergic enough to pass on the sex, ain’t that something?! A couple months later he broke up with me for unrelated reasons and me and my cat of seven years continued on our way. Given how quick he was to discard me, I am glad the cat didn’t go anywhere. Moving on...
Three months later I discovered I was pregnant. It was his. He asked—-no, actually—all but forced me to get rid of the baby, saying if I did...we could give things another try. I made the appointment, but ultimately kept the baby. Now I have a beautiful young daughter, a loyal and loving cat for eight years and running, and he still has no one.  Why would I cast two such wonderful things out of my life for a man who clearly doesn’t care about anything but his own immediate convenience? Why would I trade my awesome pet
And my Amazing baby girl for someone who thinks pets and kids are so much like trash and could so easily throw them out?

Yep—some life decisions are easier than one may think. I love you, my little sugar bear and purr-purr! I would trade y’all
For NOTHING!




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211,907 I'm hurting really bad. I wish I had someone to talk to.


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211,906 I'm kind of surprised to see how much mental illness has inflicted the people in my high school class. Next year is our 20 year reunion, so we're all mid/late 30's, and it's really kind of alarming to see how much latent mental illness has appeared to activate in this stage of life, especially with my male classmates. I mean, there are some women, too, who drunk post on social media or air dirty laundry about their baby daddies that no one needs to know. Immature and stupid, but it's nothing like what some of the men do.

One talks to himself on his Facebook page, like he'll post something (usually something incoherent and misspelled) and then proceeds to comment on the post repeatedly, but he'll be the only one. He refers to himself in the third person and that he is a deity like Jesus Christ.

Another one has been married and divorced four times (remember, we're not even 40 yet) and continually posts how all the divorces and his children hating him are the exes' faults, he's never done anything wrong because he's "a nice guy" (uhhhh, you weren't a nice guy junior year when you forced a freshman girl into a janitor's closet and demanded a blow job from her. Yeah. We all still remember that, buddy).

Another one doesn't post anything because he's in prison for the next 20 years and isn't allowed the internet. When he turned 30, he started stalking teenage girls online and would convince them to meet him for sex, which he filmed. That turned out about the way you'd expect it to.

I never go to class reunions, but I kind of want to next year to see who else has turned totally fucking nuts.


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211,905 Men just don't have good intentions. If you're an attractive woman, men will only want you so they can bang you and show off to their friends. If you're an unattractive woman, men only want you because they think you're easy. Sad part is I am both of these, to different people. Sad.


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211,904 LDS freaks me out. I was sent to the Bible study thing by my mom who thought it would straighten me out. I came in the morning before school and then would be drive in a carpool to school by the male teacher. One morning when we are alone... He asked if I had a boyfriend. I said yes/no and went quiet...honestly don't remember because I was filled with fear something was going to happen on my way to school with this man. I was 17 years old.

He's not the only one though. Some LDS leader in Mexico asked me when I was 15.

I think I told my mom about this but the conversation went nowhere. I think she brushed it off. I don't blame her, she just wanted the best for me. But if I hear my LDS uncle complain about my love for roller derby or punk rock... I'm going to be blunt and ask why does he feel the need to defend weirdos concerned with an underage girl's marital status?


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211,903 Have you ever sucked on a cock after it has been in your ass?


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211,902 Why do all my toxic friends come back at the same time? Just leave me alone!


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211,901 Matlock

M*tlock!

password brilliance


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211,900 Is it inappropriate to ask a woman how her husband died? I met a woman. She is young, 45. I know she is a widow. She told me so. But she didn't explain any more. I felt like it wasn't my place to ask. But now I wonder if perhaps she wants me to ask so she can talk about it? What would you do? Ask or not ask.


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211,899 I drove to a neighboring state in order to go see Christopher Nolan's "TeNet" in a movie theater. It was 2.5 hr each way but it was worth it. Not so much because the movie is great (it's okay) but because I have missed going to the movies so. much.

At the same time, it was really strange as the theater was quasi-empty (there were 4 other people at my 4pm showing). I resent the current dystopia with a passion.

While I don't deny the pandemic is real, I also can't ignore the fact that I have tested negative 7 times now ( I have to get tested often due to my job) and that's with traveling to Mexico and back twice in the past few weeks and being in front of 10s of people daily (again, job).

All this to say/write, I want OLD LIFE back. UGH.





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211,898 I acted like a complete ass with some people I know. I don't know what got into me. I'm usually a much better person, not a whiny sullen piss ant. Time to eat humble pie. Sorry. I'm going to reach out to all of them and make amends.


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211,897 MY EX BOYFRIEND IS GAY. What is life dammit


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211,896 Women, do you find it sexy and exciting in a taboo sort of way when a guy eats his own cum?

Or is it a WTF moment and you think he's a weirdo perv?


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211,895 I'm done dating. Think I'll get a dog.


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211,894 I tried looking up my college girlfriend from 30 years ago. No luck. There's mention of her back in the 1990s. But nothing since then. She received a PhD and her name is listed on some scholarly articles. Real smarty she was. But she has fallen completely off the grid. I began to suspect the worst.

I tracked down an old friend of hers, a reporter for the New York Times. She confirmed my former girlfriend died. Died by her own hand no less.

This makes me so sad. We were so into each other in college. To think she's been gone all this time and I didn't even know. Life sucks sometimes. Death sucks all the time. RIP sweet Julia.


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211,893 I make a point of never lying. It's hard sometimes. But it's way better than being deceitful.


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211,892 I think it's no coincidence that the show "Masked Singer" started airing a few years ago and now we all have to wear masks. It's as if they were conditioning us to believe wearing a mask is okay and normal and even fun.


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211,889 I forget what my ex hubby looks like. I can't picture his face anymore. Amazing what a year will do. An emotional self-defense mechanism?


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211,888 Do you mind tasting your pussy juices on a cock after it has been inside you? I dated this one woman. For our typical sex romp, we'd start out with intercourse and finish with oral. But first she insisted I wash her juices off my cock. She didn't want the taste in her mouth. I was in no position to argue, so I did it. Kind of ruined the mood every time because I'd have to get up and shower for a minute. Struck me as odd.


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211,887 I dated  a woman for 7 years starting in college. She was my soul mate. We spoke of getting married. She went on vacation to California with her female friend, a girls week away. When she returned I found an opened pack of condoms in her purse. The end. No marriage. No more relationship. I've never trusted a woman again.


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211,884 There are muses in this world. They inspire. What I never hear mentioned tho, there are anti-muses. They suck the energy out of me. I get nothing done because I have to constantly tend to their drama.

It took me a while to learn this lesson, but find the muses. Ditch  the anti-muses.


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211,883 I want him to be rough with me. I know he's afraid to.  He had a terrifying past.  He doesn't want to treat me like they treated him.  I don't know how to tell him that he never could. He could do the same physical things to me but because I asked him to it wouldn't mean the same thing. It makes him sad to talk about, so I don't bring it up.


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211,882 I'm thinking of contacting a former teacher and seeing if I can talk her into going on a date. We are only 5 years apart in age.


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211,881 I want to make millions. I am super motivated. There will be no stopping me!


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211,880 I saw a 250 pound woman running today. She was wearing black stretchy short shorts and a bare mid-riff top. She was literally stopping traffic. I think drivers were making fun of her. I applauded her chutzpah! You go girl. Ignore the idiots.


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211,879 When we park at the mall my husband will take photos of the cars on either side of us. When we come back to the car he checks for any damage from those other cars opening their doors. This is life with my always paranoid, always suspicious husband.


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