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210,670 Come to think of it, there were many behaviors I did that caused you to pull away. It's actually not just because I'm ugly/stupid/etc. I literally pushed you away in so many ways.


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210,668 I guess I'm unlovable. But that never stopped you from loving me before. Huh.


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210,667 It makes me despondent to think I sexually peaked in my twenties. I’m in my prime now but have never had multiples that left me shaking and crying like my ex from back then.

I feel too young to never have that again. Since that partner I have not have anyone so invested in pushing me to squirt, pushing me to the edge... wanting to taste me. Kind of obsessed really. We were so tumultuous and full of drama back then, but the sex was wild.

We had fun too. One time at this bed and breakfast in CT we needed more firewood so I threw my sneakers on and ran out naked in the middle of the night to get more. Of course I was high as a kite, but still... kinda funny.

Will anyone ever want me like that again, I wonder.


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210,666 listen to someone complain about their significant other long enough, you'll find yourself having the blame turned on you. #fakefriends


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210,665 I can know everyone's passwords if I wanted to. People leave their desktops open at work. After hours all I have to do is using FireFox, I go to Tools / Options / Privacy / Logins / Saved passwords.

I can search for any website and it will display your password.

I can then read your emails, or see if you have posted pics to a porn site, or see what you buy on Amazon, or log into your bank account, or whatever. All of your passwords are listed.

I am amazed that

1) This security hole is wide open.

2) No one seems to realize how easy it is for their passwords to be discovered.


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210,664 I reconnected with my half sister a while ago. She is very nice, but I became attracted to her.
Obviously, this could not be something reciprocated. So despite her attempts to stay in touch I don't really respond much. It's basically like, 'if I can't have a perverted inappropriate relationship with you, I'd rather not have any at all'.
I'm a little weird smh


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210,663 You can buy a flame thrower on Ebay.

You know, for recreational use I guess.

How can it be that you need all sorts of licenses to buy a gun, but you can buy a flame thrower no questions asked?


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210,662 My cat is overweight. But she's looking to turn her life around.


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210,661 I want to get fucked so badly by a sexy cop.. have him take control of me and make me cum over and over


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210,660 I dated a fellow named Thomas Blaszczykeiwicz. I'm not sure I'm spelling it right. But there is the problem. Who wants to go through life constantly spelling your last name over and over? I said he really should change it. I suggested Blake. Thomas Blake sounds really nice. He said no and was offended. By a month later we broke up. Whatever. Next.


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210,659 The woman I loved and married doesn't exist anymore. She has morphed into a bitter shrew. She's always complaining about me or the world. She doesn't see it though. She thinks everyone else has issues, not her. I have to face it, she's gone for good. Physically she might be the same body, but emotionally she's a train wreck. It pains me immeasurably but I have to let this marriage go. God I really loved her.


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210,658 Believe me, marriage does not work now in this day and age.
Yes, you can stay with someone, but you end up miserable, locked in, and not allowed to have friends of the opposite sex.

But, go right ahead if you want.  You will return to this post someday and say "damn they were right!".


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210,657 I don't fuck locals. I don't need to see them everywhere I go.


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210,656 I've been talking to a number of women from an online dating site. An observation. I try always to end my messages with a question or two. I feel this allows the conversation to continue. It is also me asking about their lives. This is good. I'm showing a sincere interest in the other person.

But I'm finding many women don't ask me anything. They simply answer my questions. I don't like this dynamic. It's a mutual getting to know each other game. It's shouldn't be the only important person is the woman and I'm lucky to be able to have an audience with her, like she's the Queen. It's a real turn off. I'm a real person. Who knows, I might even be an interesting person. They should ask something about me for a change......


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210,655 I belong to my HS facebook page. We graduated a very long time ago but it's great fun to reconnect with my old friends.

There was a post from a woman I didn't know. I recognized her last name though. I had a good guy friend with the same unusal last name. I figured she must be his sister. I sent her a private message asking as much and asking what's up with her brother.

She wrote back and said, "It's me."

What?

It took me a few minutes. I looked at all the photos she had posted and I could finally see it. My guy friend had become a woman.

This is stuff I only see in the news. But here it is right in front of me. Not sure how I feel about it. Not sure it is any of my business to feel anything about it. His / her choice. I liked him as a good friend in HS. No reason to think any differently now.

But I suppose what gets me is that I had no idea. He was a regular guy in HS. No effeminate tendencies at all.

The more I think about, he's smiling in his woman photos. I'm glad he's happy.


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210,654 The way I look at it I've been paying taxes for 60 years. Yeah, they can fork out some cash now when I need it. Hell, it's my money.


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210,653 I don’t watch women’s sports because I’m interested in the game. If I wanted to watch a game, I’d watch men’s sports. I watch women’s sports because I like athletic women. Goddamn, goddamn, goddamn!


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210,652 There are two bodies buried nearby. Nobody knows who they were or where exactly they are, the wooden crosses having disappeared in recent decades. There is history here, but in present times, this place is isolated and remote, difficult to find, difficult to access and known to only a handful of people. With proof of a grave, the area; wild, fierce, and beautiful would be protected. So we set out with a shovel and a metal detector to the approximate location. In a small clearing in the forest, near the train tracks there are two mounds of moss-covered earth. The metal detector indicated metal under the ground. We started to dig. But I think we were a little afraid of actually finding what we were looking for. So we left. It could be two graves. Or it could be almost anything. There are a lot of old and forgotten things to unearth in places such as this.


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210,651 I’m not into politics and I never vote.That being said, Nancy Pelosi has some nice cans on her huh? I mean I know she’s like 80 but I’d slide it between those if she asked me and if I was single. That’s my secret, I like the old biddies fantasy wise sometimes


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210,650 Everyone knows the standard is to have sex on the third date. But at what point in the relationship do you pee in front of your partner. And when if ever, do you poop in front of each other?


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210,649 so... a little graphic but I have no one else to share this with and I have to get it out.

This morning, I woke my fiance up with a blow job. He tastes so good. I walked into our bedroom hoping not to wake him, but the sound of the door woke him immediately. He had about two hours before needing to leave for work, so my plan was to top him off and let him go back to sleep. (Orgasm naps are the best.) When he saw me, he asked if everything was okay, I got in bed and asked him if I could make him feel good. He said yes, then I began to pull his boxers down until they were around his ankles and I had full access to his beautiful, veiny dick.

This is kind of awkward to share, but I just can't get the whole moment out of my head. I licked and sucked him sloppily like he likes, teasing his urethra with my tongue as if I'm begging him to cum. I love the way he reacts to the warmth of my mouth and my slippery tongue, wrapping itself around his dick over and over until he explodes — which he did. And it was so hot.

I didn't plan on pleasing myself, but after I finished him off, I laid in his arms and asked him to watch me make myself cum. He went to put his boxers back on, but I stopped him. I wanted to look at his dick and imagine it hard and throbbing inside of me. As I rubbed my clit, he kissed my face everywhere and my neck and he embraced me in his big, strong arms. I buried my face in his neck and kissed it the way he likes. His hands rummaged my body softly, slowly rubbing my nipple and my stomach and eventually my pussy.

But he teased me first. As my fingers fucked my dripping pussy, he teased his fingers on and off of my clit, which drove me fucking crazy. And he knew it, and he kept going, every so often placing his fingers firmly over my clit to rub it. Finally, he moves my hand and began rubbing my clit in the circular motion I like. And as I wriggled in our bed like a madwoman, gripping his shirt and moaning into his ear, my baby made me cum harder than I thought I would. Ugh. It's been 12+ hours and all I want is to taste and sit on his dick.

He's so sexy. I can't wait to marry him. I love that we can achieve such pleasurable and intimate moments without needing penetration or anything heavy to enjoy each other's bodies.

Been together 5 years, marrying in 2 months, hoping for a lifetime together – 27/f


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210,648 My sister is living on a boat with her husband and their two year old. No no no! In the blink of an eye the kid could fall overboard. It is not safe. There should be a law against this. It's irresponsible at best.


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210,647 A hurricane is about to pummel us and don't ya know, my freezer is full up because of the pandemic. I bought so much extra in the last few months so I wouldn't have to go to the market as much. But this hurricane they say will cause a power outage. What am I going to do with 25 pounds of thawing meat????


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210,646 I'm gonna be obese.


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210,645 This "having a positive attitude" bullshit is getting old. Nothing ever changes.


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210,644 You were the only thing good in my life. I miss you so much. You must think I'm such a pathetic loser. You probably laugh at me with all your friends about how you broke me and how hilarious it is that you hurt me so bad. And I deserve it. Who the fuck would want to be with me? I"m sorry I'm me. I couldn't be what you wanted. I'm a waste of space.


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210,643 I have to wait ten days for test results that might not even be accurate. I can't go to work. I can't get unemployment website to work. I have to postpone a lot of shit since I can't leave the house. I feel like such a fucking loser. To top it all off, I'm getting fatter and fatter. I can't go to the laundromat either. FUCK.


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210,641 I feel broken and closed up for business. I feel like my fear of abandonment is on a Groundhog Day loop and I just can’t take one more rejection. From a friend, family member or a lover.

With animals and the Earth, I feel trust. People are shady as fuck and will break you.

It’s going to take a goddamn unicorn on rollerblades to get me to take a second look.


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210,640 A previous therapist of mine suggested I might have body dysmorphia disorder. We didn’t get to work on it before she relocated, and I was so scared of it being true that I never brought it up with any therapist since. I guess it’s easier to deny than to face it directly.

But now that I’ve researched it in more detail, I think she is probably right. It scares me. I’m scared that even with therapy, I won’t be able to overcome it. I’m scared that if I tell anyone about the diagnosis (if it’s made), that I won’t be taken seriously since people consider me attractive, or that I’ll be told that I am being vain. Or worse, being told that I’m just fishing for compliments. I live with this loathing of what I see in the mirror every day. It inhibits my social life and hurts my self esteem. I think it about my disgusting body and how much I hate it for hours. I won’t even keep a full since mirror in my apartment.

How can I be considered vain when I hate my appearance and obsess it about it every day because I can’t get over how ugly I am? How could I be vain when I’m trying to draw attention *away* from my ugly body and plain face? I am scared to start working on it because I’m worried that I’m going to be stuck in this nasty hate spiral no matter what.


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210,639 I should have told you how you made me feel.

You broke my heart. I wasn't okay for more than a year after our parting.

I should have fucked you again, and not a fast one. I live with an alternate life playing in my head as I live in my reality.. that we are together and what a connection we have. How did you know me better than someone who has been with me over five years? I still ponder it all the time.

The kiss with your hand on my throat. It awakened something I didn't know I still had. Then I think of the hours and hours of closeness.

Still have my eyes open for any indication I should reach out to you.


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210,638 Headline:

"Trump says TikTok sale can go through but only if the US gets a cut"

What??

Do we live in a Banana Republic and to get a deal passed you need to give money to government officials?

Throw this corrupt buffoon out of office. Or even better, arrest him for soliciting a bribe!


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210,637 AH I get it!!! liberals love to say my body my choice when it comes to killing babies----MY body. MY choice I will NOT wear a mask! BAM!


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210,636 It occurs to me, what if Stevie Wonder isn't blind? In this age of over-the-top marketing, don't you think a blind singer would attract more attention and sell more records......


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210,635 Miserable Married men, consider this.
Even average looking guys can't keep up with the availability of single women now!  With all the apps, and just seeing them at bars, your plate will be full ! I'm so glad I took the leap.  Life is short. Women of ALL ages are out there.


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210,634 Somewhere down the stacks someone wrote a secret that began, "When I'm on my hands and knees and a man is doing my pussy from behind..."

"...doing my pussy..."

I found that incredibly erotic. I've been thinking about it a lot since then. I've never been much of a doggy-style kind of guy, but I've pulled up a few porn flicks since then and found some doggy-style that I like. I watch them and imagine the woman thinking about someone "doing her pussy."


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210,633 What would you do with this? A friend mentioned she was bored and had nothing good to eat in her house and she didn't want to risk going to stores. I went on Amazon and ordered her some goodies. I sent her cookies and chocolate. A few days later I received an email from Amazon saying the stuff arrived on her doorstep.

And nothing.

It's been a week. She never contacted me to say thanks or to even acknowledge she received the box.

Mind you, I don't need a thank you. I wasn't doing it for a thank you. I was just trying to brighten her week. But she should should say something to me don't you think?


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210,632 He texts. I text. Back and forth we go a few times. Then inevitably he will tell me something I texted is wrong. It's not even something that can be fact checked. I said there are probably fewer cars on the road after midnight. He tells me I'm wrong, there are many cars on the road at that hour. Oh. OK. Now he's a traffic expert. This is when I stop texting and pretend I'm busy at work. This is what happens every time. We have a nice chat until he puts me in my place. I really don't like him. It's been two months. Time to end this relationship.  


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210,631 The news channels have been offered marketing positions in the new matrix, so they are busting their ass and hustling polarizing us so we can get ready for World War III and many of us will opt for a space where we dont have to have singular identities. Most of us who didnt suffer from physically brutalizing identity politics like before it was politicized and it was just how people thought..us current people cant handle it, wed go fucking crazy..so were going to opt for another reality. People like me, silent but also trying to be careful because if you care about something you are CAREFUL.


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210,630 You know how skyscrapers are built without a 13th floor... bad luck and all that...

I think in the future skyscrapers will be built without a 45th floor...



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210,629 I don't like coffee. I don't get why people rave about it. It tastes bitter to me.


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210,628 My pregnant friend is going to Sturgis. I guess "fun" is more important than her unborn child's health.


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210,627 Things which embarrass me:

- I have a little bit of a belly
- My nose is pointy
- I'm not circumcised
- My teeth are slightly yellow
- I was fired from my last job
- I am in no way athletic
- I have been a stalker and peeping Tom
- I'm old
- She left me

Things which make me proud:

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210,626 I‘d like to watch an old movie, something from the 1940s. Stories were simpler back then, life was wholesome and people were good. It’s that kind of day.


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210,625 My husband plans our future without listening to my desires/plans. I do not want a house payment into my 60s. I will not have a house payment into my 60s. I will pay this house off and stay here. If he doesn’t like that he can deal with it then, but he’s not chnaging my plans because he wants a bigger better house. If he wants to wake up and go to a shitty job everyday for the rest of his life just so he can pay bills, he can. But me? Fuck no.


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210,624 I've been working through this entire Covid situation. How come I'm not getting any extra money? I'm not sitting at home watching Netflix, I'm out there taking my chances.


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210,623 Ladies married to men with small or average sized dicks, how do you deal? Are you unsatisfied? Do you avoid certain sex positions?

- woman about to marry a man with a small/average dick. Sex is fantastic but sometimes I can’t help but just want to be filled up.


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210,622 Once someone figures out that you’re gaslighting them, the gig is up.

If you hurt them bad enough, they will begin to gaslight you.

Of course I love you. You’re crazy to think otherwise.


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210,621 Bill Gates for President!


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210,620 "Being gay is a disease". NOPE. As a women who loves a man who doesn't love her back, I can confirm that being in love is a disease no matter if you love a man or a woman, Karen.


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210,618 If I die of Carona, I better get rid of all my notebooks so nobody in my family reads them when I die.


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210,615 I miss my Grammy right now. I'm watching one of her favorite movies right now, Sister Act. I feel you watching over me Grammy. I love you Grammy :)


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210,614 My husband is afraid of his own shadow.


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210,613 You're Asian and you have a crush on me. Why the fuck would you have a crush on me, a white woman? Asian women are WAY hotter.


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210,612 Watched about 10 minutes of the fake NBA and NHL games today.  

NBA had fake fans in the “stands” and really LOUD fake crowd noise.   Ohhh boy - what a joke.   Hockey Playoffs in August.   Holy God.  

Without fans - sports are dead.   Put away this kneeling and bullshit slogans that one race matters more than others.  All lives matter - and keep your shit out of my face - especially when I’m trying to watch the game.


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210,611 I'm not a Christian. But I listen to Christian music. How can you NOT love POD? How can you not love Superchick? Every single one of their songs has a good message! You don't like Evenesance? You don't like Flyleaf? Come on! If you didn't watch 7th Heaven growing up, I just assume you don't have morals. You really gonna sit there and tell me Sister Act isn't a good movie just because you're not Catholic?? Like that music in the movie isn't iconic?? Oh Happy Day doesn't make you super happy to be alive??


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210,610 I'm so bored & lonely!!! Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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210,609 I don't know what women want from me. Should I act all tough and in charge? Or should I act gentle and emotional?


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210,608 When I think about him, about seeing him, my heart flutters. I get that nervous feeling.

Yeah, I don’t feel that way when I see my husband.


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210,607 Don't eat pasta fast, you guys. IT HURTS COMING OUT.


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210,606 I'm tired of being the parent.... to my parents.


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210,605 Honestly, I don't give a fuck about your birthday. Today is the two year anniversary of the day you cheated on your boyfriend after I SPECIFICALLY told you not to. Now you're leaning on me for support after he dumped your ass. It's your own damn fault. Get wasted away in margaritaville by yourself.


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210,604 The level of paranoia in the U.S. is confusing to me. How are so many people convinced that there are powerful forces out to 'get' them, specifically.


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210,603 Stuffing my face with spaghetti and garlic bread!!!!


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210,602 When I take the dog out first thing in the morning, I'm not wearing a bra. I notice guy dog walkers noticing me. :)


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210,601 I forgot to have fun in life. All I ever did was go to work and then come home and brood. Partying and good times were for other people. I regret the path I choose.


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210,600 A school opened in Indiana this week. A few hours later they had to start quarantining students after a virus test came back positive. This just aint gonna work. No school should open. Period.


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210,599 Finally divorced.  I cannot believe the amount of attention I'm getting now!  And I was so lonely in my marriage.  
Never again.
I will enjoy the infatuation phase until it disappears.
Then, next !


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210,598 I couldn't give the landlord the full rent. I feel so ashamed.


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210,597 The only thing more evil and frightening  than these Fascist groups (antifa, incel, bIm, Et al) attempting to destroy some of our fringe cities - is the high profile celebrities supporting these radical organizations.  Check it out.  Let’s defund these celebrities supporting radical causes.


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210,596 It really makes me uncomfortable that there is a “black” section of movies or shows in Amazon Prime and on Netflix. Umm... it’s 2020, we’re all just PEOPLE. Mix them together, it’s CREEPY.  Is it 80 year old white men calling the shots for both Amazon Prime and Netflix??

Separate but equal is so 40 years ago, let’s just all sit at the same table.


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210,595 I like wearing a mask. It's comforting. I feel like I'm being proactive and doing my part to help. I wish everyone felt this way.


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210,594 I can't even masturbate. When my heart broke, so did my vagina.


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210,592 I'm a failure in life. Everyone else is doing so well. It seems like everyone else is perfect, and the only person who makes mistakes is me. I'm just less of a person.


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210,590 Do you consider yourself to be straight, but had a sexual encounter with a person of the same sex?


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210,589 Hopefully President Trump will shut down Huawei right after he shuts down Tic Tok(kaboom!).    

The outrageous Chinese digital insurgency - especially on the 5G networks.   The 5 Eyes (yup - use your Google IQ) - have banned them outright.

Remember where the China Virus came from - this virus has killed 685,000 worldwide- that’s an apocalypse.  We should be going after them - like WW1 and WW2 - where we made Germany pay reparations.  

On another note, no South Korean would ever be caught dead on anything but a Samsung.  You and your family would be looked upon as traitors.  Love the patriotism of those very very successful people.

Hopefully - we can learn from that wonderful example.






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210,588 My whole weekend has been consumed with worry about getting in trouble. A coworker wears sweaters, scarves, long warm pants, and lots of layers. It was 80 out last week. She cranks up the AC everyday, and once it is unbearably cold in the office I turn it off or just down a little bit usually. So Friday she attacks me out in front of everyone, as I have a blanket over my feet and a huge hooded sweater on while still shivering freezing cold. Since I wore capris, sandals and a short sleeve shirt the match the weather outside, I was even a little too overdressed still. So when the boss gets back from vacation there's gonna be this whole fucking thing about it. I feel so attacked, and don't want to even go back to work now. I hate my home because my new neighbors make it unsafe and unpleasant to go outside anymore. And apparently it isn't safe for me to do things alone in the world because I'm not a man. Well fuck my life. Just hide me in a dark hole somewhere cause there's no use for me in the world anymore.


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210,587 I think I've got the 'rona.


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210,586 I sometimes wish I was Jewish.


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210,585 I'm thinking about driving 50 miles just so I can hide in the bushes and possibly get a glimpse of her through the window.


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210,584 My friend apparently can't be friends with me because his girlfriend is jealous. It's his own damn fault, honestly. You lied to your girlfriend when you got a message from me. You also sent me a message saying you were very attracted to me in high school. That shit is disrespectful. No wonder she doesn't trust you. We could ALL be friends if you were honest and you weren't such a dick. Yeah, don't talk to me about how she's "toxic and too jealous". You're toxic.


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210,581 I think my cousin's husband makes her fat on purpose. She was reasonably sized before they started dating, and she's extremely fat now. They are married now and she just keeps getting bigger. I think he purposely suggests fatty foods. She tries to exercise but he always discourages it. She says she's going to make a healthy meal and he says "Let's add bacon to it, or a ton of butter, etc" I know what he's doing. He disguises it as, "I love you just the way you are:" No, you don't. You want her to get fatter. This is downright abusive. You're willing to compromise her health support your little fetish, and since you think you're the only one who likes big girls, this will keep her from straying. I've seen assholes like you on TLC. Now they're talking about having a baby. She never wanted kids in her previous relationships. HMMMMM


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210,580 How can responsible parents allow their children to run around screaming in a restaurant? How fucking selfish are you?


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210,579 I want to have rough sex with a rugged masculine, cowboy.


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210,578 I'm a grown man and I'm sitting here crying after reading the virus news headlines. It keeps getting worse. Why can't everyone just wear a mask for two weeks. We'd be done with this already.


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210,577 I bought Chex Mix. It was pretty bad and boring. As a kid I remember it being so much better. Did they change it? Probably tried to save money by filling the bag with cheaper un-tasty bits. I wont buy it again.


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210,576 My boss sent out a group message saying that someone made a complaint about her ton the authorities. Truthfully, I think she, herself made the complaint anonymously about herself because she doesn't want the job anymore. She has had enough. I don't blame her one bit.


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210,573 I guess to expand on why I want to lose my job so much that I posted a little back..

There is a member of the family that is 500lbs and is about to be bed bound. I was told if they become bed bound ill have to help take care of them.

I may have to take care of someone elses kid that lives with us and is super lazy. He is autistic and may need a lifetime of care. I cant do this... Im not mentally equipped to handle any of this...

They are pressuring me to buy a bigger home. I cant buy a house right now... theres no way.... I dont have the money everyone thinks I do..... I cant stick around and take care of everyone. I have shit in my life to do.

If I lose this job it will force everyone else me included to move elsewhere and I wont have to deal with this toxicity anymore. Ill be fucking free. I can rejoin the military and get stationed elsewhere and not have to deal with this mess.  


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210,572 Whenever I read or hear the name of a world leader pronounced by a layman or worse broadcaster - without a proper title - like Merkel or Trudeau or Trump - I always assume that person has no education or their thinking is wired (brainwashed) into a hive-mind.  Like their repeating some talking points.  

It’s your lack of self respect that shows your lower education.   Get it right - folks.  

Use respect - especially when speaking about people - who’s position you will never ever come close to or their achievements.  

Use respect when addressing an advisory- or you’ve lost all respect.


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210,570 How hard is it to just be honest? We see someone at the store, and when we got in the car, you asked "who was that?". I said that we did some stuff years ago when I was drunk.I'm not going to sit there and lie to you. We saw a girl you once slept with at a restaurant. I asked you who it was. You said "I think we had a couple classes together in high school. I honestly don't remember her name". Why are you such a coward? Just tell me what happened."Why can't you just trust me?", you ask. Because you lie about something stupid from years ago. I saw her name on your facebook timeline before we were together multiple times. NOT while you were in school. I saw her facebook. She didn't even go to the same school as you.


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210,568 I miss the feel of human skin. Hugs, handshakes, kisses. I miss the unfamiliar smell of a new person standing close enough to feel the heat of their breath, the pheromones that you have to be close to to detect. I miss smiles, the sweetly curling lips. Losing these things has been so hard, and so hard to talk about.


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210,567 These days I eat everything with utensils. Even pizza, sandwiches, candy, yodels, and potato chips. I don't want to use my fingers.


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210,566 Trump shutting down TIkTok is a big mistake and a huge red flag. He's banning a media outlet? He's stopping citizens from speaking their mind? No no no, can't do that. Get this guy out of the Whitehouse!


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210,565 I watched my wife go into a store. She touched the door handles and who knows what else. No gloves. No mask. A little while later she comes out and I see her rubbing her nose with her tainted hands.  I point this out to her. She brushes it off saying nothing bad will happen.

I hate the attitude she has. She thinks bad things only happen to other people but nothing could possibly happen to her.


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210,564 I am secretly loving it watching the expose, so to speak, of Ellen going on now in the public eye. All the public figures support this craziness going on think it will stop at their door. Good luck on that, this whirlwind will turn on them. We are just seeing the start of it.  No one in the public eye is safe. No matter how woke you are, it is not enough.


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210,563 I have no idea how to pronounce Isaias.


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210,562 Why does a musical scale have irregular steps?

start C
whole step D
whole step E
half step F
whole step G
whole step A
whole step B
half step C

Why does this exact combination feel right to us, but anything else makes us cringe?

Learned behavior?

Or is there something more? Is it perhaps a message? a cryptic key? A secret puzzle to be solved?


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210,561 My coworker told me she likes to get wasted. I overheard her tell someone else she's never drank in her life. At my old job, my coworker told me he doesn't drink, but told someone else how wasted he got the other night. Why do people do this? Just be yourself.


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210,558 One time at school, a girl was made fun of because her face looked like a lizard. The girl was pretty though. But someone noticed the shape was kind of like a lizard, and it got me thinking: I sort of look like a dinosaur. If you look at pretty much everyone you know, all of them look like some kind of animal. What kind of animal do you look like?


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210,557 I watched a Youtube video of a guy driving around in the suburbs of Japan. I was hoping to see a bonzai landscape and shinto temples and houses with paper doors. Instead, I was disappointed to see how it looked just like the USA. Ugly high rise buildings, asphalt highways, crowded parking lots, tacky supermarkets, propane tanks, cement barriers. My God we've made the entire world ugly.
  


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210,556 I have no respect for whiners who complain about their neck pain, back pain, leg pain.....

Grow up! There are people in this world with serious medical conditions, but you complain about your neck hurting because you had to look over your shoulder while backing up your BMW.

Just go away.


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210,554 So, why would bosses that tend to micromanage tend to get mad when you try and let them know something going on in the office that they should be aware of. People not doing their job but doing things they are not supposed to be doing. One coworker refuses to wipe anything down after she touches stuff or doing things wrong.

Oh but if I say anything, I'm the asshole. I praise everything that people do, also. So it isnt that I'm focused on just the bad.

Seriously, I'm sure there are some micromanagers on here. Please give me your thoughts.

I'm so frustrated!


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210,552 When I was about 7 we went to my nana's house for dinner and she made a special dessert called chocolate moose but I said I wasn't hungry because I liked mooses and I certainly didn't want to eat one.


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210,551 To be lonely in Marriage is very common. You are with someone, who no longer gives you emotional or physical attention, you are lonely, yet you can't go be with someone who wants to be with you.

Remember this: Keep them on their BEST behavior by NOT getting married.


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210,550 We are just friends, but we fool around and talk all the time. I want more, he seems to be happy with our "arrangement" and going very slow, which I am also fine with. However we hung out last night and I had a bit too much to drink and was very emotional with him and woke up feeling crappy and embarrassed. But now thinking about it and trying not to be so hard on myself I feel that I may make mistakes and be very emotional because I care and if he doesn't want to see me or communicate with me, and be there for me then I need to move on. If he is really my friend and cares about me I should be able to tell by his next actions.


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210,549 I cringe at the idea of idiots going to restaurants. You don't need to eat out at the moment. Stop it!


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210,548 I too have given up on relationships. I'm now more of a sexual freelancer, filling in where needed.


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210,547 The Sandy Hook shooting still makes me cry. I see the parents in the news sometimes talking about their dead six year old. I can't handle it. I hate what this world has become.


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210,546 I used to crave sex. I'd do anything to get laid. But I'm at a point now where if a woman offered herself to me, I'd politely turn her down. Oh I still love cumming, but I hate all the inevitable drama. Therefore I'll go solo and take care of things myself. It's just easier.


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210,545 I opened my car door and the wind caught it and my door flung into the car parked next to me. It left a dent in their car. I immediately drove to a different parking space. Yes, it was a shitty thing to do.


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210,544 People who interpret everything in life as a "move" really need to chill out. Some of us out here just act with our hearts and aren't as cynical and calculating as you'd like to project.


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210,543 I am in love with a man 26 years older than me.


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210,542 They say that an infection doesn’t guarantee immunity, yet they’re using previously infected people’s plasma to effectively treat currently infected people, they’re saying that antibodies don’t guarantee immunity, yet they’re developing a vaccine that they intend to be 90% effective. Think about what vaccines do: they introduce the dead virus to your immune system in order for it to produce antibodies and t-cells that develop the recipe for destruction of the invader. Has what we know about humoral and cell mediated immunity changed just for this single virus? Or are they being dramatic and inciting? Sure, it’s new, but 99.99% of what science knows tells us that humoral immunity is being achieved, studies from China are showing that this immunity is lasting at least 6 months. So, shouldn’t science operate on probability as opposed to panic?


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210,541 The people that are bitching and moaning about unemployment are the ones that still have jobs and have health insurance. I didn’t choose to lose me job!!! I didn’t choose to also lose mine and my family’s health insurance during a pandemic. I didn’t choose to pay $1400 a month for cobra coverage! I didn’t choose to defer my car payments!


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210,540 He let me fuck him, come inside him, and then quietly begged me to choke him out while he jacked off. He trusts me with things he's ashamed of wanting. Our sex life is violent and dark on the surface, but nobody knows how much I love him.


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210,539 Would you leave your spouse if a really rich person showed interest in marrying you?


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210,538 She leaves town, and she's worried that I'm going to know where she went or how to reach her. lol!

Her mom was like, fuck you bitch, I'm going to have him (me) come get her stuff out of the basement. No way would I do that, but talk about sweet poetic justice.

No, go far way my dear. The further the better.  


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210,537 Amazing how many people want the government to be their mommy and daddy.


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210,536 I think I have a urinary track infection. I can't go to the doctors because of covid. Fuck my life.


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210,535 14 Miami Marlins players are sick. They played Philly the other day, now 2 Philly players are sick. This aint working. The league will shut down by next week.

Extrapolate to public school. We're gonna see the same thing. It's going to spread like nothing we've ever seen before. Consider, the baseball players are mostly outside. Yet it spread. The school kids will be mostly inside. Disaster is looming.

Face it, nothing can happen until there is a vaccine. Everyone should sit tight for the next six months.


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210,534 I don't think my son is mature enough to attend college. He is smart but he doesn't understand how to deal with peers on a social level. In short he can be quite annoying, like a young tattling child. For example, he told me if he sees a fellow student drinking or doing drugs, he will call the campus police. I fear his classmates will not tolerate his immaturity. They will be harsh. I'm wondering if it's best to force him to take a gap year until his social IQ catches up with his academic IQ.


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210,533 I find the song “Dust in the Wind” so comforting


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210,531 I don't want to just have sex. I want to feel loved. Take care of the love thing first and you'll get all the sex you could ever want.


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210,530 There is a old bridge in my town. It's very small. It's only about 15 feet long. It crosses a small stream. It's really nothing much at all. But it is kind of crucial. It connects one side of town with the other.

Last year out of nowhere the bridge was closed. The Mayor said it was dangerous and needed to be replaced. So he put up concrete barriers to block anyone form using it.

Oh what a headache. Most of the stores were on one side of the bridge. Most of the homes were on the other side. It meant we had to drive an extra 10 miles to use another crossing. What was normally a 5 minute run into town became 30 minutes each way. Very frustrating.

The Mayor said not to worry. The state was going to fork over the $5 million to replace the little bridge. The town would then have a new bridge and locals would be employed to do the work and everything would be hunky dory once again.

A year went by. Then the pandemic hit. Then the state funding dried up. Finally the other day the state announced they would not be funding our new bridge.

Today the cement barriers were removed and we can once again drive over this bridge........ even though we were told over a year ago how it was unsafe, too risky, life threatening....

But you see what happened? The Mayor wanted some state funds, so he concocted a story that the bridge was about to fail. He made all of us suffer for all this time. But it was made up so he could get his funding.

By the way, he lives on the other side of the bridge. He never had to put up with the inconvenience.

Politics at its worst.




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210,529 Every so often I see a survey of professors and other learned types on who was the worst president of all time. Usually Ulysses Grant gets the dubious honor. His administration was apparently corrupt.

But I predict that for the next 500 years, Trump will win this award. What's more, I think he will be ranked as the worst leader of any nation ever. He will surpass Hitler and Ivan the Terrible and Stalin.

Trump supporters, I hope you are embarrassed at the choice you made.


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210,528 When I'm surfing on porn sites, if there is a clip listed and the title includes my wife's first name, I of course have to watch... you know... just in case.... I'll bet all men do this.


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210,527 Dated this late 30s single Mom.   She loved me.  

I fucked her pussy without a condom on the 1st date, fucked her ass on the 2nd date and came in her pussy on the 3rd.  

I miss you JT and I’m sorry I couldn’t help you as I was married at the time and I was confused.  


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210,526 Hey guys, I hit the ultimate turn on today, Had to go the hospital today as an outpatient, I asked the Nurse for a urinal, had to pee really badly, she went got one and came be to the room I stuck my hand out for the urinal, she just pulled my sheet back grabbed my dick and put it in to the urinal, I got a fatty almost immediately. all the while my wife was sitting there watching the whole thing, she just laughed about it.  By the way the nurse didn't even put gloves on that made it even better.  She is now my favorite Nurse.  haha


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210,525 Have you ever tasted your own pee, poop, pussy juice, menstrual blood, cum, ear wax, toe jam, or boogers?


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210,524 Lots of disillusionment in working in music and our music listening “choices” theses days.  

Music like any other consumable has been over-commodified / marketed / brain-washed and the wealth concentrated.  

As consumers - we need to make choices of what to put in our heads - not let someone else make that choice for us.

Pay attention to what and who you support. (and where your money is going).


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210,523 I have found that men who hate Donald Trump share the following characteristics:
1. Lack independent thought
2. Try too hard to attract women by being a "Nice guy" but are most often relegated to the friend zone.
3. Lack ambition
4. Low socioeconomic potential.

And they say women are catty. These are the most insufferable, whiny, group, I have ever come across.


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210,522 How to argue with a Millennial....
Nod, agree, and say "you are so wise in the ways of the World".




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210,521 Male, in my 40s - it’s all Frump and Grump.   Everywhere you look.    

You’d think that adults could learn from living to maintain their bodies and grow personally and spiritually from their experiences toward enlightenment.

Nope.   It’s going the opposite way.   It’s regression.   Being Stuck.  

For the most part, Younger “adults” are so caught up in the “me me me me me...” it eclipses any personality or physical beauty.

Only a rare handful of people that I know have any sort of enlightenment or capacity for showing sweetness - not much beauty and light and love to go around.  

It’s a far cry from a world we thought we’d inherit.  It’s a house of cards built on a foundation of false self (ego) and fear.


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210,520 If I go to the trouble of writing a three paragraph warm message to someone, and they respond with only a thumbs up icon... well I'll never reach out the them again.


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210,519 I've never met a happy musician.


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210,518 I know a fun woman. She's so alive. She's always smiling and wearing sexy clothes. She''s a great tease.

One problem. Her name is Ruth.

Ruth? No no no. Ruth is the name of a pudgy Jewish grandmother.

With her personality her name should be Trixie, or Roxanne, or Charlie.


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210,517 Time to build a safe room in the basement?


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210,516 Forever Deplorable - forever voting Republican.   That’s about all I got to say about that.  My secret.


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210,515 I have been using my husband's desktop in his office/man cave the last couple of month's since I gave mine (bought used, but had Windows 10 put on it) to my sister who was using her laptop  and tablet in her lap in her recliner. I elevated the monitor to this desktop on her old computer desk, to help her neck problems doing the internet with her head bent down. She has COPD and circulation problems. The SECRET: A few weeks ago, I noticed my husband has removed his dad's antique shotgun from the cedar hooks on the wall of this room. His youngest son had been here a couple of years ago with his 3 boys, and noticed it up on the wall, saying he remembered seeing it hanging at Grandpa's house when he was a little guy. I mentioned when my husband present in the room, that this is one of his dad's belongings that should go to him one day. I hope my husband has actually has given it to this son, and not someone else that is not a direct family member. I haven't said anything to my husband, for fear of angering him as he will start giving away my belongings AGAIN. When I realized a couple of years ago that he was giving away my things without asking me, or many items that were purchased during our marriage (we are retired and living on SS and retirement monies), I got a storage unit elsewhere for my items that I didn't want him giving to someone else. A friend of mine, whose husband has FTD and was giving away their valuable antiques to friends and neighbors when she would leave the house. She ended up having to go to the receivers of these items, and asking for their understanding in this and would eventually like them back to give to their children. There is no reasoning with the demented when they are going through this fading brain. The delusions and paranoia add to the chaos and pain. Dementia is horrible for everyone, and most especially the caregiver/wife.


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210,514 I think a civil war will start just after trump loses the election in November.


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210,513 I'm buy-sexual. If I want sex I have to buy it.


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210,512 For 2 years my husband didn’t want to touch me.
When we did have sex, it was cold and emotionless and didn’t last very long.
Here I thought I was just this hideous, grotesque woman who *maybe* just didn’t deserve love.
3 years later I discover he’d been fucking around at those seedy Asian massage parlors with women well into their late 40’s.
Yeah, I’m not disgusting.
And I’m not a whore. I guess that’s the problem.
Now, fast forward. A guy I’m talking to asked me for nudes.
Yeah, no.
I don’t need nudes floating around out there. He can see me nude when we finally have sex.



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210,511 I am a bi-racial woman. Any racism I experienced was not from white people.


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210,510 "Well I'm not going to wear a mask in front of my friends. It would be insulting to them!"

And that's how it happens...


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210,509 I can understand homosexuality on an abstract level Gay guys like to give B.J.s. I love B.J.s! Some gay guys like to get fucked in the ass. I've fucked a few women in the ass, how different can it be? We're all good, right?
Then I look at a guy. Like literally any guy. Doesn't matter how young or old, good looking or whatever, and I'm like "Nah. I'm good." I guess either you're gay or you're not.



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210,508 I hope Joe Biden knows what he's getting into. If he wins (big "if" in my opinion) he's not likely to get the 100 day settling in period new presidents usually get. He'll be lucky to get 10!

Mr. Biden, if you gain the presidency you had better be ready to hit the ground running. You will get no slack from anyone!


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210,507 I met a man a few days ago.  Turns out we had hooked up one time several years ago, and never saw each other again. Nothing bad happened at all, I in fact being incredibly attracted to him. He’s a Eastern European guy who is by all accounts a kinda non descript guy. Not ugly but not conventionally hot I guess either. We just simply never contacted each other again. Back then I did drugs a lot and maybe I just didn’t feel like juggling a regular relationship with that...I just honestly don’t know why we never talked again.

But anyway. We crossed paths again a few days ago. He is the same dude by all appearances. His walk and talk seem to work fine for him. I’ve changed a lot since then. Off the drugs, and only a few weeks away from giving birth to my first child. I’m single because the father will not acknowledge that he is the father and has been incredibly unsupportive and pointed fingers at me for being “at fault” for this.

Alrighty then. I am still a human being and I’ve been lonely so I’m trying to see if I can date a little despite my being heavily pregnant. I mean, not one hug, one word of encouragement, or one bit of physical touch has come my way for most of my pregnancy. I had gotten accustomed to being unwanted. Sucks but such is life I guess.

Now back to this guy I just re-met. This time we had a much different result from getting together and hanging out a bit. It was really straight like out of a movie or something. He and I CLICKED. He talked to me like I was a hell of a lady and told me I was quite a catch. Told me I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Again I was attracted to him very much. We kissed and it was pretty much the most lovely kiss I’ve ever had. We hooked up. No wait...we made love. He looked right into my eyes like he had been searching for me forever...We made wonderful passionate love for hours! Afterwards he spooned me and had my big belly I his hands and my daughter kicked energetically and he just gasped and laughed and said “ooooh wow! That’s just beautiful! I love how that feels!” And I fell asleep to him whispering into my ear how lucky he was to be so near me. He finally had to leave to go to work and it was damn near impossible to tear ourselves off of each other and take care of our separate tasks. As soon as he walked out I started crying HARD as I don’t know why cause I was not sad nor was I upset that he had to go...

He is still at work, many hours later and just texted me and told me that he heard me sobbing immediately when he shut the door. He stood outside at my door and listened to me cry that hard and said he cried all the way home and I. The shower before work. That he wasn’t sad either. That was weird alright but we agreed that it wasn’t a sad crying session but rather just the best feeling ever to miss each other that much. I don’t know what next but I’m really bowled over by him. We agreed we will see each other again and agree that the two days we have to wait for that to happen are going to be real achy for us both. I think this is what that “meant to be” “love we have have been waiting so long for” thing feels like. It’s a gamble I guess. Could be a pile of horseshit maybe. But I think I might have woken up in the arms of my soulmate today. It’s a feeling no other man has given me in my 36 years, it’s biiiiggggg and it’s a new kind of universe that hit me like a ton of bricks. God, please let this be him. Please let this man I have stumbled into for a second time, be the last
Man I ever have in my arms. He really and truly feels like the one that I was made to be next to. I hope he is!


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210,506 When I got back from the study abroad trip I promised myself I wouldn't say it. Promised. The opportunity came up at bars, at restaurants, at breweries, at Walmart, at Target, even at the corner store. So I'll say it here because I've held out for a year:

The Guinness really DOES taste better in Ireland. They weren't lying. It tastes so, so much better in Dublin!


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210,505 Have you ever had sex with your partner.... in front of others?


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210,504 Talked to my Shooting Star today.  

She’s all alone - she hates me and I know it.  China Virus or no China Virus, I can’t be with her anyway.  

Being with her brought me back to earth - I felt like I was dying and she showed me the way back.  

Love is like living in space.   Impossible.


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210,503 In COVID times - I’m out of work and desperate to come up with a new business idea.  

Since Foundations seem to be the most successful businesses, e.g. Bill Gates, President Clinton, I’ve settled on a foundation that redistributes the wealth and to mitigate global female hysteria.

Would you be kind enough to donate your gently used vibrator to less fortunate women in need?   My new foundation will ensure equal opportunity access to these devices - worldwide.   We will bulk purchase newer devices and ensure these get into the right hands.

Do you think this would work?



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210,502 Bisexual women here. When people ask me if I have a type, I say I don't have one. The truth is, my type is straight, married, thick women who are old enough to be my mom. But all I attract are the following:

Douchebags with long, beautiful hair
Guys who say it is my duty as a woman to produce children
Negging pickup artists
Creepy cab drivers
Polyamorus fuckboys who's wives pretend to be ok with it
Lesbians in unhappy relationships
Incels who make me feel bad for saying no
Guys who think it's "So cool" that I'm bisexual because obviously I'll be cool with threesomes and won't get mad if they check out other girls.

I would never get with, or date any of these people.
Where are the milfs at? I just wanna make sweet love to a thick woman in her late 40s. And then afterwords we can cuddle and talk about stuff. And then in the morning we will watch a disney movie and make chocolate chip pancakes. Obviously this is unrealistic because they're straight and older, but it's nice to dream.


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210,499 My body lives a separate life and I'm getting tired of taking care of it. I'm allergic to salicylates, and it means that I can't eat 99% of fruits and vegetables, I can't drink wine anymore and I can't take any pills with aspirin in them.
I'm getting tested for Ehler Danlos syndrome. I'm way too flexible and it backfired, and my back has severe scoliosis and now I'm looking at spinal fusion surgery with 6 plates and 12 screws.
I have weight issues and I'm constantly hungry.
So, all day long I have to watch what I eat and live through severe back pain. I still exercise every day through it to maintain healthy weight and to build muscle before surgery, but it's so hard. I can't take anything for pain but Tylenol that's not  a big help.
I'm scared of back surgery: I'm scared to lose mobility and there is a strong possibility that I won't be able to ski, skate and hike.
My mind is in great shape, however. I'm smart, I'm educated, etc.
But I'm so exhausted taking care of this body.


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210,497 I'm 30/f. I love milfs. If only people knew. I have crushes on 40, sometimes even 50 year old women!. If you're the mother of one of my friends, chances are I've thought about you in that way. There is something seriously wrong with me. I love thick older women.


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210,494 Ah...the psychological abuse, erm, I mean, the silent treatment...


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210,493 No matter what I say, no matter what my opinion is, my husband will mansplain why I am wrong. Amazing how I can be wrong about everything 100% of the time.


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210,492 Ran into the super hot Polish MILFY today.  It took her all of 10 seconds to blurt out “COTTAGE”.   We are going to “the COTTAGE”.... blah blah blah.  

Nice house - nobody home....

I spoke to her husband before he goes “the cottage is a dump,  nothing special’.  

I’ve stayed in multi-million dollar cottages - owned by friends that are 2x the size of my house.   Most agree on one thing - never buy a cottage - rent it!   (unless you live there -full time)

Why is it that people are so insecure that they need to blurt out the word “COTTAGE” every few minutes - like they have Tourette’s Syndrome?



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210,491 Cheese in America is awful. It's like some machine made congealed goop with no flavor. Come back to my country and I'll show you what you've been missing.


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210,490 When am I going to see you again? Next year? I'd fly out to see you, but it's always your father. We're too old to be sneaking around your parents. What are we going to do?


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210,489 It’s been insane humid this last week. Friends are sitting around talking about their morning run or beach runs that exasperate them. How they have to “push through it,” I am so glad I don’t torture my body that way anymore. Am I begrudging the physically fit, hell no! They are twenty-somethings who light up a butt and then take a 4 mile run in 82 degree heat and talk about how exhausting it is. Yeah.

Stop smoking... just, NO. And go for a longer walk with weights, don’t run in that heat, you’ll get sick, you’re torturing your body. Get some good sleep too.

Basically I want to go back in time to myself at that age, doing all that dumb shit and smack myself upside the head.


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210,488 My husband’s brother passed away two months ago from colon cancer and he is inconsolable (as you can imagine) ever since then strange things have been going on in my house. Lights going on & off, the TV stopping & just white snow when we are are watching it (this never happened before!), the phone ringing and no one there and you dial back and the number is non existent and items falling from shelves when no one is near them. I called out his name and asked him to open a door and boom! It opened! There is life after death because why all of this now? This is comforting and frightening. He was a wonderful person so it’s not meant to scare us but wow this is crazy.


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210,487 from the oooops too little too late dept

6 years ago, i wrote secret 169324. it was the day before my bday and i lamented the fact that it just wasnt made into a big deal by the people in my life

today i found this secret again, and a couple of notes after, someone here wished me a happy bday. complete stranger, i dont know them, they dont know me and did i mention this was almost 6 years ago?

to you, wherever you are. you wont read this, but you put a smile on my face, at a time when there isnt much to smile about. thank you.



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210,486 You don't have to have kids. Not everyone wants one, myself included. But if you shoo a child away as they try to talk to you or show you something? You're trash.


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210,483 I wonder if my ex boyfriend is fucking other dudes. Very interesting to think about.


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210,482 What does it mean when someone says "You're amazing, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise?". Don't "let" them? Like I can control what other people say? So you're saying everyone but me has this super power where they can control what other people say? I'm so confused.


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210,480 OMG! I get it now! You flirt with other guys to make your boyfriend jealous. Then, when he brings it up, you tell him he's being controlling. You use his anxiety too. You convince him that he only thinks you were flirting because he has anxiety, not because you actually were.


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210,479 "Having feelings is wrong. People have every right to treat you like shit, and if you say one word about it, you are the problem" - Everyone.


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210,477 Sometimes I take a nap on the couch after work (I get off in the afternoon). Sometimes I end up falling asleep on the couch not long after dinner. My husband doesn't seem to notice (or care?) that I'm trying to rest and frequently startles me awake by speaking to me loudly, talking loudly on the phone, or whacking me with a pillow as a joke. This, of course, makes me angry.

But then he spins it. He won't wake me when I NEED to be up. Sometimes I'm just so tired that I sleep through my alarm, whether that be for work (I always get up with enough time to get ready) or because we planned on doing something at a certain time. Or maybe something comes up and he needs me to help him with something in the morning, but he "can't get it done" because he's "afraid of me getting angry" at being woken up. I've told him a million times - if it's important, by all means, wake me up. But nope. He won't, and then gets pissed at me for not being able to help him. The worst part is sometimes he complains about me to people. "Oh sorry I can't drop my car off in time, the wife is sleeping and there will be hell to pay if I wake her. We'll have to do it another day." JFC


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210,476 My new vibrator has a USB connector. LOL. Everything is now hi-tech!


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210,475 Fine. I'm bisexual. It's easier to stay in the closet.


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210,474 If you asked me for a threesome I'd say yes without hesitation. Both of you are cute.


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210,473 I’m sure my ex wife can find another.   Of course, there must be a man willing to sleep alone in a room with 2 shut doors between him and his wife.  M58


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210,472 I want to have sex with a married couple where anything goes. I will finally admit I'd like to suck a guy's cock.


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210,471 I like regular sex. But in the same way that I see lobster as an excuse to eat melted butter, to me regular sex is an excuse to eat pussy. When I daydream about sex, all I'm really daydreaming about is eating pussy: pussies I have eaten...pussies I would like to eat.

There must have been some perfect era in history when things were loose enough that a guy like me could have spent all his free time eating pussy, but not be at an exceptionally high risk of getting some sort of STD. That was probably the early-60s, but I was just a little too young...


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210,470 When you already have pussy options, you're more relaxed and don't really care, which in turn gets you more pussy.


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210,469 Going to find a man who will hold me down and fuck me and the next time be slow and passionate then I will ride him as he grabs my ass


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210,468 I told my husband about my herpes before we ever fooled around. He took a “break” from me to sort things out and then came back wanting to be with me.

Ten years and three kids later I find out his break was so he could fuck this girl I always accused him of liking.

I always knew in the back of my head that he probably fucked her and I am dumb for marrying him.

I just don’t get why he came back for me and wish he never had because I was too stupid to say no to him.


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210,467 I wish I could take an anonymous survey and find out who wants me to work here, and who wants me gone. It feels awful working in a place where everyone hates you, especially when the reasons are due to lies that people have told about you. I don't have any supportive people in my life.


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210,465 I have zero supportive people around me. Everyone else has lots of support. Even the most horrible people have so much support around them no matter how they treat others.


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210,464 My whole family stopped speaking to me because I stole my oldest son’s credit card and charged over $3000 on it.

Only my younger son will still speak to me and I’m trying to help him spy on his wife to stay in his good graces. She won’t leave him like my two wives left me- I won’t let that happen. I’ll make them all see I’m right and they are just bad folks.


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210,463 It seems all this COVI-19 weight gain it’s going to my butt and boobs , time to go into a detox diet.


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210,462 I stay with my mom a couple/few days a week, and last night was one of them.  Sometimes I sleep coma death, but sometimes I just can't get comfortable - futon vs. my marshmallow bed.  I just go with the flow and catch a nap later if I need to.  Last night was one of the "just not happening" nights.

I talk in my sleep, and my mom hears me if she's in her office, in the bedroom next to mine.

Last night I was having a very unlike-me dream - I was on her toilet with all my girl parts ready for action, and starting to use them.  In the dream, there was some kind of workers outside the bathroom window, watching me.  I saw them, and closed the drapes.

What happened next - WHOA - I had an orgasm, and not just that, but a long, delicious, lingering one.  I know I was screaming and panting and coming down from this experience - and she was in her office.

Yay me.  :)


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210,461 Our school board held a virtual meeting this week and decided it was safe for the students to go back to school...


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210,460 We never have sex. Our relationship is not strong, and there is no real bond between us, so why can’t either of us just buck up, face the fire, and divide our lives. We don’t have kids, and though we bought a house this year, we also got married without either of us being “in love” with the other. Anyway ~ I see the love in other’s relationship, and maybe some of them are faking in public too, or maybe they have similar struggles...but I don’t know. I’m a hard person to love. If he could walk away from me, it would hurt me immensely, but I think it’s necessary most of the time..

F/27


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210,459 My father in law is just a whiny little bitch. Always has been and it’s what he’s best known for.


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210,457 I should’ve said no when he didn’t even bother to clean the ring my mother gave to him.

It was completely symbolic of how he’d care for me in the future. I should have paid attention that such an empty gesture screamed that all he wanted out of this was a slave and that he never even loved me.

Must leave him. Can’t be a decent mother to my kids with him around.


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210,456 All the pedophiles around here are getting caught and thrown in jail. Nice, right? Wrong. They're all getting, like 5 years in prison. One of them did it to 64 children and is only getting 5 years.


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210,455 I hope the my diabetic in laws continue their addiction to soda.


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210,454 I learned I made a pass at a close female friend while blackout drunk. Swear to God, I have no memory of ever saying anything. I didn't grope her but I asked her for a threesome. I am still mortified. She says it's okay, she was drunk, I was drunk, she understands, and I've apologized, but I'm so, so embarrassed.  


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210,453 Low/No alcohol beer tastes like seltzer water that somehow managed to rot.


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210,452 When the coworker who's been bullying you and turning everyone against you apologizes for what she said "yesterday". YESTERDAY?? What about every day for the past year?? What about all the times I wanted to kill myself? What about the countless nights I went home crying and feeling worthless? What about how you turned everyone against me?? What about the fact that I don't feel comfortable going to work? What about the fact that you tell every new person that gets hired that I'm horrible at my job? What about how you flirt with the boss's husband? What about the fact that you yell at a one year old every day (i work at a daycare)? What about the fact that you make up lies about people (No, that one coworker does NOT do heroine). For all of these reasons and more, I wanted to end my life a few months ago. Sometimes I still do.


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210,451 Ever wanted to kill yourself because of a coworker? I have. She criticized everything I do, and I mean EVERYTHING. I couldn't even blink without her making some sort of rude comment about. When I told my boss, she told her to stop and she did. Ever since then (it was a year ago), I have overheard her trash talking me every day. Big things, trivial things, true things, untrue things. Doesn't matter. She will say anything to bring me down. To get other people to hate me. I feel worthless. I've told a couple of coworkers about it, only to get laughed at. My coworkers think there is "an ongoing fued" between the two of us. Feuds are mutual. This isn't mutual. I don't talk to her except to give her one word answers. I don't start drama with her at all. Yet, she still finds ways to destroy me. There are people who think I started it. I want to fucking kill myself. Fuck you Abby.


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210,450 I'm so frustrated with my coworkers. We have labour grievances. We wrote a letter to the board, we sent out a press release, we were going to see some change... and now everyone is wussing out. I spoke to the media, on the record. Nobody else will let the press use their name. I asked for evidence of wage theft; only one person send me her contract, and she blacked out her name. Now it's just me out here, looking like an asshole.


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210,449 Looking back on our relationship, I just wanna ask: Who the fuck is Rachel? And who the fuck is Maggie??


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210,448 Nudity IS porn. "I'm a photographer. This is art." The women, men and underage girls that you take photos of actually believe you. What a crock of shit. Your wife believes you too. So sad.


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210,446 This shouldn't have to be explained, but don't take marriage advice from a woman who has been divorced 4 times.


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210,445 Dr. Strangelove




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210,444 I do about just under an hour of cardio 5 days per week. The past 2 days I can barely get through 3/4ths of it. Today I am taking a break. I don't know what's wrong with me, I am just so darned tired and all I want to do is lay down.


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210,443 I tried to buy reading glasses on Amazon. I asked the seller where they are made. He responded and said he didn't know. I said come on, it must be written on the package somewhere. He wrote back and said it didn't matter where they are made.

Uhh, it matters to me where they are made.

Perfect example of a bad businessman.

I didn't buy the glasses from him.


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210,442 Wearing a mask makes my Tourette’s syndrome less obvious. So there’s one good thing.


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210,441 So now the good doctors at Twitter are deciding what is valid medically and what is not. You will be banned if Twitter doesn't like your thoughts on masks or your politics.

Don't you see what's happening? The media is corrupting the news to promote only their own opinions.

I happen to believe in wearing masks. But I also believe we need to let everyone share their opinion. As soon as one group controls the message, then we are in trouble.




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210,440 My throat hurts. I'm thinking it can't possibly be covid seeing it has hurt for months, so great, it's not covid. But seeing it has hurt for months, it's probably throat cancer. I can't win.


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210,439 I have always hated it when I would go grocery shopping and people would get really close to me to grab something, or they wouldn't have any concept of personal space while standing in line. Now with this social distancing, it's mildly more tolerable. I hope it continues.


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210,438 I want to keep what I earn.


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210,437 Here's my opinion; it's a secret though:
Anyone who says this is a "hoax," "scamdemic," or any other idiocy like that, needs to just die and get out of the way and stop infecting us who are trying to get beyond this nightmare that has killed four people that I personally knew.  .  


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210,435 I need to get fucked in every hole. I'm at my sexual peak and I have to stay isolated. FRUSTRATING!!


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210,434 Wilson you are just the worst. You are not a bad person, but fucking hell,.you're the most selfish person I've ever met. You caused me so much pain just because you fidnt know how to be honest and how to just say what you felt rather than being a selfish manipulative prick.


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210,433 I once held a loaded gun in my mouth.I was that low.


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210,432 Why is it legal for a company to take a Government loan and then lay people off?



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210,431 I worry tainted air from neighboring apartments will travel through some communal vent and get me sick.


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210,430 You don't know how many times I typed in "I miss you" or "I love you" or "I'm sorry I pushed you away" or a dozen other things. But I never hit send. You left me. I didn't want to seem like an obsessed stalker, so I sent nothing.


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210,429 I'm itching to do something productive. I want to go to Home Depot and get some lumber and build things. I can't because of this damn virus.


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210,428 I've played it over and over in my head 1,000 times. We went for drinks. We both had too much beer. I suggested she spend the night at my place. It sounded innocent but I knew it would lead to more.

She laid on the bed. It was very hot out. I tugged off her jeans. She didn't resist. She was wearing plain white panties. They were the granny kind. Not at all sexy. I used the momentum of our drunkeness. I slid those panties off. She had a nicely shaven landing strip bush. I lowered my mouth between her legs. I licked her pussy for a good 10 minutes. She pulled me back up. This is an important detail. SHE PULLED ME BACK UP. She held my hips and pulled me into her. My cock found its way inside. We started thrusting and grinding. It was quick. Too much excitement. She could tell I was about to come. She said not to cum inside her. Where then? She moved out from under me. She slid her body down and took my cock into her mouth. Almost immediately I started cumming. It was probably the most I ever came. She let it all go into her mouth. I could see she swallowed it. After a minute she moved back up beside me and we both fell asleep.

In the morning she got up early, got dressed and left. I pretended to be asleep the whole time. It was just easier.

The one extra detail you need to know to truly understand what happened --- she is my sister.


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210,427 Some people's teeth are too white. Do you know what I mean? It's unnatural to be so bleached looking. Lay off the whitening strips just a little.


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210,426 I’m getting “mascne”. Ugh. It’s so hard to breathe in it in the humidity.

Who do we need to screw around here for a vaccine??


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210,425 Damn, I need to lay off the carbs.


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210,424 Fake compliments are the biggest friend turnoff. If you're gonna tell me I'm pretty when you first meet me, you are fake as fuck. Just be a regular person and talk about your interests and let me talk about mine.


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210,423 Would you date a guy who dated your sister?


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210,422 I saw an article about the restoration of a film, 20 years after it’s release. I got emotionally nostalgic. That film always reminds me of him. Many others that I cannot watch do also. I never stopped loving you Gabriel.
We missed the life and the experiences we should have had. It makes me wish I could live two lives.
I love you.
I love you.
In some parallel universe we are on the beach in Mexico, kissing and reading and kissing.
I’m sorry.


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210,421 I want to jerk off for a woman online. Is there a place for that?


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210,420 Covid is a serious disease, we should all be careful and wear face masks. It will cause the death and already has of quite a few people. On the flip side, I laugh at people who think the world will have life alternating changes and life will never be the same forever. How small minded of you. The world has survived countless pandemics, 9/11, and multiple world wars When they have run their course, a few small good changes and perhaps a few bad changes perpetuate through the rest of time, but the world goes back to normal and keeps evolving. In 2-3 years, Covid will be a distant memory just like the Spanish flu, WWI, WWII and even 9/11.


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210,419 Deep down my oldest son is not a good person. He pretends to be. But he has an ugly dark side. He also thinks he's smarter than everyone. It turns people off. This is why he has no friends. I've reached out to him numerous times. But I'm not smart enough for him and therefore he ignores me. Recently I've begun to keep my distance. I think he's going to snap one day.


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210,418 I was lonely when married. I'm lonely now that I'm not married. But I am happier.


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210,417 I stress eat, stress drink, stress smoke.
I just got so stressed I felt physically sick and had to make myself sick because I needed to get the food out of me. I felt better after but not good enough because I dont think I got it all out.
So now I’m drinking to accept that the stress binge eating is still in me.



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210,416 Really? you'd bring a kid into this world? Have fun with that.


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210,415 I really hate when someone says they are not angry, but they obviously are angry.


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210,414 When I was a kid I used to speak with a French accent this lasted until I was in the 3rd/4th grade after years of speech therapy, until this day I have no idea how I got it since no one at home spoke French or had a French accent .


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210,413 How do people get through life sober? How do you not smoke or drink to momentarily forget the misery of existence? I can barely get through the day without altering my mental state somehow, jeez.

And I know people say, "anything is an addiction" like working out or drinking coffee – but I'm specifically talking about not taking substances that alter your mind. Like shit that takes you off this planet — how do people just raw dog life


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210,412 Goddamnit I just want to be man handled


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210,411 I can't imagine an administration in my lifetime, going back to Lyndon Johnson' that wouldn't have taken point during a worldwide crisis. Now we're letting the rest of the world point the way. I find it kind of disappointing.


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210,410 I never want to work.


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210,409 I might be getting laid off this week or in the coming month. Oddly enough I do not feel bad about it. I welcome it really. There is too much pressure on me already and when a small area becomes dirty I get chewed for it even if its someone elses mess. The work is super dull and boring. Quite frankly I am pretty tired of it.

A layoff will give me a chance to go back into fitness, exercise and lift weights. I want to get back into the military so I can run away from everything.....I cant be bound to take care of people forever. I have no kids but Im under pressure to buy a house and I dont want to do that. Even if I cant get back in the military I will still be able to get other things done in life.


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210,408 I pooped 8 times in the last 3 days. Wtf is going on?


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210,407 All my dreams are coming true and it’s all bcuz I put my faith in Jesus and God. I couldn’t feel more blessed right now.


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210,406 I’m not sure who the father of my child is.


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210,405 Almost everyone I know is going insane, hates their family and are downright miserable stuck at home. I just stay quiet and listen to them. My secret; I love being at home with mine and who knew?!  We cook together, play games, watch movies and even got out left over paint and redid rooms. I know it won’t last but we are happy for now.; we do get on each other’s nerves at times but it’s not terrible.


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210,404 I've been in a relationship for three years. It turns me on so much to show off my naked body to strangers online. I'm not going to do it -- it would be cheating -- but goddamn, have I come close a few times. I hate to admit it but when this relationship ends the first thing I'm doing is masturbating for random strangers.


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210,402 Ladies say you have a male friend you have known for a long time, no sexual feelings for him or he for you. If he would say i have never seen you naked, will you please take off all your clothes just for me this one time ,  What would you do.?


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210,401 I like shiny things. My jewelry is shiny. My boyfriend is not.


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210,400 My friend is so proud of her new son-in-law. She raves about him. He's the perfect match for her daughter.

What she doesn't mention is he married another girl three years ago. They had a child. The baby was a year old when he cheated on his wife and hooked up with my friend's daughter. A few months later he divorced the one woman and married the next.

Yea, great guy. He walked away from his wife and newborn child.

I give it a year before he gets divorced a second time.


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210,399 I look like I've aged 10 years in the last 5 months.


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210,398 Women, on a first date, the norm is not to have sex. But do you put on nice undies just in case?


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210,397 I have a beard. I've had it for a while. I woke up today to find my beard shaved off. I freaked. Somebody must have drugged me and then shaved my face while I was knocked out. WTF....

Then I woke up. So weird. I was dreaming that I woke up and was shaved.

It's like that movie.

I hope I'm awake now. Maybe I'm still dreaming.


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210,396 First people whined they didn't want any more political posts. Now they whine they don't want any Covid posts. Anything else you would like censored?

This is the problem with the world in a nutshell. You want to stop others from having opinions. Only things you want are allowed. Other people don't matter.


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210,395 I love that more and more women are OK with just having sex and not having to go out anywhere


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210,394 With all this Ancestry testing people are doing, I hope you’re terrified you have a 21 year old coming to look for you. Luckily I had an abortion and a kid doesn’t have to find out his/her dad is a cowardly piece of shit.


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210,393
After the whole abortion situation, things spiraled out of control and I started to get physically ill. I wanted the person I saw gently sleeping in my room all those years ago. I wanted peace and serenity. I didn't know how to get there, except at this time I was taking more of different kinds of drugs, and I got lost in a moment. Lost in that moment of wanting everything to be like it was. Lost inside the woman who practically begged herself upon me, who would routinely carpet-bomb me with oaths of love and commitment. I lost myself in that moment.


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210,392 How convenient that Yahoo News has shut down the comments/reactions of their news articles, on the same exact day that news starts to roll out on how the Democrats are screwing up their Presidential campaign efforts (yet again).


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210,391 What a mindfuck this year has been. Broken bones and then an unrelated emergency surgery for one of my kids. Terrible injury for me. Childhood friends dying by suicides and ODs. A few others have died of natural causes. And we are only in our 40’s. Haven’t seen them in years but still a gut punch any time you hear that. It’s like that part of your childhood you spent with them is now gone too. The company I work for is on the ropes. One of my parents is becoming immobile and it’s all on me to help them. Life is wearing me down and 2020 is complete bullshit.


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210,390 I'm 50 years old and doing Door Dash on the side. it's half humiliating and half fun.


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210,389 I wish we could ban the political and Covid posts. Those also seem to be the posts that get the most comments. These posts aren’t secrets.


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210,388 I’m so glad to be single and child free.


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210,387 A woman I knew in college died. She's my age -- we're both in our twenties. Bright, whip-smart, artistic, knew a lot about music. We were friends. I saw her at the farmer's market in town all the time. She wrote poetry and the bookstores knew her by name. She rode a bike with a basket everywhere, she always had a bouquet of flowers in the basket... last week, she went on a hike with a friend in the desert. Got heatstroke. Collapsed. Died. Boom. Done. Just like that.

When I was in high school, someone told me that your twenties are the age when people start dying. Not people who you always kinda knew would die, like your grandparents or old celebrities, but people who you spoke to daily, people who seemed to live outside mortality. People who you thought would live forever start to die. Randomly. Death ceases to be an abstraction. It becomes real.

They said that the best gift of youth is that everyone you love is still alive. They were right.

1998-2020


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210,386 Guy's, have you ever allowed a woman to insert her finger up your rectum during sex?


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210,385 I have a side gig as a handyman. People text me "my toilet won't stop running, can you fix that?" I say sure! Then I just google "what to do when toilet won't stop running" an hour before I show up. I feel like a fraud but it's easy money most of the time!


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210,384 My son sleeps til noon. He immediately starts playing video games. He actually doesn't start talking until six hours later. I ask what he wants for dinner. He shrugs. I list out the options. He grunts when I get to the one he wants. I guess that's like talking.

Several times a week I see the boy who lives next door. He's the same age as my son. He always greets me with a smile and "Hello Mrs. ******, how are you today?" He then excitedly tells me what he's doing and where he's going. "I'm off to mow Mrs. Wattum's lawn. I'll make $40 which I'm going to use to buy my mom a birthday present. I'm getting her some hanging plants for the front porch. She loves when I give her flowers."

I failed.


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210,383 I walked past a restaurant this evening. I could see what must have been over 100 people crammed inside. Not a one was wearing a mask. I don't get it. What are these numbskulls doing? What are they trying to prove? Is it a macho thing? Is it a political thing?


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210,382 I pointed to a random star in the night sky and told my son that was the comet.


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210,381 Fans can't gather in a baseball stadium for a few hours to see their teams play. But kids can go back to school for six hours a day, five times a week.

These rules seem kind of random to me.


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210,380 I can't find my vibrator. WTF?


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210,379 I look at my sisters, my aunts, and my nieces. None of them are pretty. They are heavy with fat faces, double chins and frizzy hair. They were rooked when it comes to pretty DNA. The men in the family did okay though. Quite handsome. The poor girl side of the family though, I feel bad for them.


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210,378 Here's an interesting stat. I have done anal on 8 women. The thing is, I only asked 5 of them. Those 5 said yes. The other 3 asked me to do it to them.

In other words, I think women like anal.


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210,377 A continental breakfast isn't a real breakfast. Just saying.


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210,376 I cant seem to function at work... this has never happened before at previous jobs. I know I am clumsy but here it's worse. It's like bad luck has taken me over here

I keep dropping parts and have broken a few.
I broke a machine by pulling a lever.
Buckets of chemicals keep breaking or shattering causing more messes.
I keep missing dirty spots even after cleaning an area straight for 30min.
Other shit keeps going wrong and the managers keep hampering on how shits not clean. Well... idk how it gets dirty right away after cleaning but I try.. its frustrating...

And this fat guy that works there too keeps saying stuff needs to be cleaned and I dont see his fat ass with pants hanging down getting up to clean. I'm doing the work of everyone while he sits on his fat 450lb ass.

At least the other boss likes me. We listen to the same political radio shows.

I wonder if the universe is trying to make me lose this job. I really do. I'm honestly surprised I haven't yet but I'll welcome it if I do. It's so strange how shit keeps going wrong. The place is so frustrating in all.


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210,375 My husband's physical health is drastically failing. He is living here, even though he thought he wanted a divorce (still in mediation). Thankfully, the last week, he has started back to "let me in" and communicating his needs, but I'm afraid he has waited too late. He is afraid, emotional, and refuses to go to the doctor (I am no longer allowed to make decisions for his healthcare, since his family has taken that over, long before he filed for divorce). He will not allow me to call and talk to his 4 children or ex-wife. God help him have the strength and wisdom to let me help him more. If I have to, I will call his friend or AA sponsor, to take him to the ER. He has refused going anywhere by ambulance in the past. Because he has brain issues, I can't even persuade him to come indoors out of this dangerous heat, but do take him fluids all day long, and pray for the best.


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210,374 Women, you know what you're doing to us men when you wear yoga pants.


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210,373 Hey dummies ,don't get married. how many bad examples do you have to see?


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210,372 I am so sad


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210,371 What my dad says: Who are you dating? I'd love to meet him.
What he means: You should feel terrible for having people in your life that aren't me. I want to meet him so I can threaten him and make him feel terrible about himself.

What he says: What jobs have you applied for? I just want to be happy for you :)
What he means: Tell me where you applied so I can call them before your interview and tell them not to hire you.

What he says: What time do you get off work?
What he means: Tell me what hours you won't be home so i can break into your apartment and snoop around.

What he says: I don't think you should try that because it won't work.
What he means: If you succeed at something, it will make you feel good about yourself, and then you'll realize you deserve better than the way I'm treating you.


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210,370 The "call me asap" text is the exact reason I will never, ever call you again in my life. Fuck you.


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210,369 I need to drink to get through the day.


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210,368 When we buy a house.. when we buy a house you say....

We will never buy a house. Sorry but you dont realize my financial situation even though I explained to you dozens of times. I get laid off a LOT and I have a hard time getting jobs regardless even after over 2000 applications and more. And in this economy and pandemic I highly doubt I'll get another one. Buying a house is out of my league so far. I lose this job and that's it. Nowhere else to go except parents after this and military for me.

Everyone expects me to somehow come up with tens of thousands of dollars for a house. Hell I barely have a savings . House isnt happening. I wish you would listen to me on this..


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210,365 When I was a kid the tv remote was lost so I took a broom handle and carved a little nub on the end so I could sit on the couch and press the channel buttons on the tv from afar. Silly, but I learned I can make do and find a solution and I don't always need new things, a lesson I still follow to this day.


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210,364 I am not afraid of death. I believe we are given our minds and individual thoughts because there is something beyond. Heaven/hell is where we go but each version is different per the interpretation of the deceased. I makes me smile.


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210,363 Do you want a good relationship with your daughter, or do you want to be Right? You have to choose. Right now you’re making the wrong choice. Don’t call your son in ten years sobbing when your daughter doesn’t love you anymore.


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210,362 Here's something I think I've figured out. My daughter is 13. She's very shy and self conscious. We have been isolating. It's just us. We don't go outside at all. Every night after dinner she goes into the bathroom for 20 minutes. She's very quiet in there and then I hear her flush. Okay, I'm glad she's on a regular schedule.

But here's the odd part. Four or five times a day she goes into the bathroom for two minutes. I think it's obvious she's peeing. But I've never once heard her flush. My conclusion, I think she's peeing in the sink!! It's the only explanation. I've checked the toilet bowl after she leaves the room. No pee in there so it's not like she's forgetting to flush.

Of course I don't want her to pee in the sink, but I think she's so shy she doesn't want me to know she pees! I'm not sure I should bring it up and embarrass her. It could mortify her and drive her even more into her shell. I'm not sure what to do.


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210,361 I'm my boyfriend's contingency plan. How fucked up is that?


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210,360 I used to be a binge drinker and was starting to drink during the week as well. I decided to quit drinking all together 3 years ago and never had the urge to go back. However, I still cringe at the many stupid things I have said and done during my drinking days. It really bothers me and makes me feel so awful and stupid.


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210,359 I have been working remotely for 10 years. I am also an introvert and a homebody.  This pandemic hasn't really changed my lifestyle accept for making less money and having to wear a mask when I go to the grocery store.  Otherwise, not too bad.


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210,358 My mother always wanted a son. She had two girls, no boys. I’m the second girl, the baby that she wished most had been a boy.

I’ve never felt like she loved me. We no longer speak.

Stop wishing for sons or daughters. Just wish for a baby. And if you can’t do that, at least never share w/your kid that you never got a kid of the gender you wanted.


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210,357 I'm very good at cutting people out of my life forever. Think twice before you attack me.


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210,356 I've had several boxes of girls scout supplies in my basement including lots of cans from a Valentines Day food drive which I never got to drop off at the homeless shelter. I've been eating the food items.


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210,355 My presence is required at an upcoming wedding. The millennial bride refuses to cancel. She has so many options to do it at a later date, but just doesn't want to. If I get sick because of her selfishness, this is going to completely change our relationship.


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210,354 I'm not really one for conspiracy theories. But I'm pretty sure I had COVID last winter. I know it wasn't supposedly in the U.S. until late winter/early spring this year, but it's the only explanation I have for this illness.

I'm 37 and have the privilege of good health. I don't smoke or drink, and my diet could always be better, but overall, I'm pretty healthy. I might get the flu for a few days every other year.

The day before Halloween, I started getting sick what what I thought was a cold. A week later, I was so exhausted from sneezing, coughing, and being unable to breathe. After the first week, I lost my sense of smell. By 1 p.m. most days, I'd be so tired I would need to nap for an hour or so in the afternoon before finishing up work for the day. Fortunately, I work from home, so I was able to do this. I never had a fever, so I didn't think much of it, but when I was still sick around Thanksgiving, I went to urgent care. They ruled out the flu and said it was probably allergies, even though I had been taking Zyrtec daily since the start of spring 2019. I was given prednisone so I could start breathing more easily. I felt 100 percent on prednisone, which is kind of the point of steroids, and for a few days after the doses ran out, I was doing ok. Then all the symptoms came roaring back for another 4 weeks. By now it was nearly Christmas and I was in urgent care again. The nurse said again I had seasonal allergies (to what in the middle of a Midwest winter, I have no idea) and I should take Zrytec or Claritin. I complained that I already was taking one of those and they weren't touching whatever this was, and I was given prednisone again. Then about a week or so into January, all the symptoms disappeared.

Fast forward to mid-spring, I had no allergies, although I had changed nothing with my medication regimen. A few other people local to me have said they were also sick for weeks around the same time I was and couldn't figure out what it was. The only difference in my body that I have noticed is that when I try to jog, I usually can't make it more than 2 or 3 tenths of a mile before it feels like my lungs are tightening up and going to implode, even after warming up. That's....not very far.

I dunno. There's no way to ever prove it, since it sounds like the antibodies disappear after a few weeks and this was months ago. But I definitely wonder.


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210,353 This is how I learned to take the arrows in my back and shoot them at the stars. But now they all just circle back and meet me at the start and hit me hard enough to question who you are. And how you got so close to me... and how you got so far.





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210,352 I work outside and today was particularly sweaty, and productive. I had to take an early lunch however to go home and change and shower.  

As I was working I felt something biting my leg, I am no pansy, but it was hard. As I continued working the bug is now moving up my leg to my inner thigh biting me like the little guy is going for gold. I’m a woman and I’m working on the side of the road where traffic is slow in the summer, often bumper-to-bumper. I had to call up my friend who is my supervisor and tell her that I had to jet home to rip off my pants as I was under attack. On the way to my car my thighs rubbed together as I walked which only pissed the bug off more and caused further biting. Sitting in traffic to get home I’m praying to God the thing didn’t work his way any further north.

Get home, rip off my pants and it was a tiny red ant. Ever have to leave work because you have ants in your pants?


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210,351 I miss you so much. It really hurts. You don't love me anymore. I'm depressed, have zero energy, my stomach hurts just thinking about you. But you're not attracted to me. And even if you were, I wouldn't want you back anyway, because of the disrespectful way you treated me. BUT I MISS YOU. I'm afraid I'm going to get more and more depressed as time goes on. Neither my mind nor my body will let you go. The last time we broke up, I got so depressed I eventually stopped going to work and got fired. (it worked out because now I have this job, but still). I don't think I'm gonna be ok.


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210,350 Oh, so now we must mock the president because he took a memory test where he had to repeat the words:

person woman man camera tv

He got it right. Therefore he must be mocked??

Wait, I don't get it. He said the words correctly. Why are people mocking him? He didn't create the test. He didn't choose the words. If the test is dumb, well okay, the test is dumb. But that's not the president's fault.

Fake news at its finest.


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210,349 You are the only man that I would stay up till 3 am with


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210,348 I miss you, I wish you would facetime :( I feel like you only like me when you are drinking. I just wanna spend time and hang out with you but Ive told you how I feel so now I wait...


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210,347 I wish my wife liked me.


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210,346 Come home. We miss you.


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210,344 I cringe when I realize I have been mispronouncing a certain word. I feel like a moron.


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210,343 To myself 3 years ago: V wants to have sex with you! She's not interested in that book at all! She keeps on trying to lean on your shoulder, goddammit! She wears booty shorts and tank tops! in JAN! She's trying to sleep with you! Take the fucking hint!


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210,342 How are you the one rejecting me? How?
I am a kind person, I have done everything I can to help you through this dark time. I have been there when you broke down, when you needed to get out of your house you stayed with me for days, when you needed new clothes, when you needed a shoulder to cry on or just a distraction. I did all of those things.
I have my own flat, a good job and will do anything to help those I care about.
You literally did a 360 and went from sleeping with your arms wrapped around me to not wanting to talk to me within a day.
what is wrong with me!


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210,341 It seems everybody has the "one that got away" or someone they wish they could be with again. I feel like the only one who hasn't had that. I have had multiple relationships, some good, some not so good. There isn't one person I look back on and think I wish I was with them again.


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210,339 My son's school district has announced they will have in-person classes this September. My son won't be going. I figure two months into this dumb experiment - just after election day - it will finally be recognized that the teachers and students are so sick that everything will shut down again. I hope some of the other parents understand their children are being used as political pawns and they also don't let their kids attend in September.


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210,338 The official new interim name for the Washington Redskins will be... The Washington Football Team.

Not very inventive.


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210,337 My school announced we will begin the year with remote learning. They’re saying the first few weeks will be remote. We are in a hotspot. I doubt we will be going back in person anytime soon.
I am truly  dreading going back. The “let’s do this!” And “you got it!” forced positivity only goes so far for me. I don’t know how long I can mentally last while teaching remotely.


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210,336 NBC's new streaming service is called Peacock.

I know nothing about marketing. I'm sure ad firms get paid millions to do what they do. But I wouldn't have called it Peacock. I wouldn't have used any name containing the word cock.

Sorry, but I won't subscribe to this service if it means I have to say the word cock around my children.


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210,335 If you asked me I swear I'm not prejudiced or racist or anything else. But all this BLM stuff got me thinking. At our company meetings, I always notice if there is a black person in the room. Why do I notice a black person being present, but not a white person or an Asian person?


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210,334 We should have another lockdown at least until the end of the year. masks need to be mandated and everything ( Non essential ) shut down.  At least until we have a vaccine and universal healthcare.


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210,333 I am very open minded when it comes to trying exotic food. The one food I refuse to try is Kimchee. For some reason I am scared to try it. I am afraid it tastes rotten.


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210,332 I am convinced some of my colleagues are day drinking. The zoom calls are hilarious.  I am not judging as this has been such an awful year. However as someone who smokes a copious amount of weed, I always wait until 5pm or 4:30 on Fridays.  I guess we all deal with quarantine differently. This mess has been tough on everybody.


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210,331 Has anyone noticed lately, on most websites you visit, the content won't display until all the superfluous commercial content loads, which can take an inordinate length of time?  I hate that I cannot visit websites unless I have time to waste sitting and waiting.  Does anyone know how to stop this?  I hate the internet lately.


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210,330 Since this pandemic, I have taken a huge interest in reading about unsolved missing persons cases. It's actually quite fascinating. However it also amazes me how many murderers are out there, just living their lives, having jobs, etc, who are suspects in these cases. I feel like the police botch things up a lot in some of these investigations and it is sad for the victims and families. Who knows? It is scary to think we could be living next door or near a serial killer.


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210,329 This secret is for people who live outside the U.S.A.
See, there is an attitude amongst some of our people which prevents certain things from happening. Take Universal Health Care as an example. It would help them and their families. But it would also be given to people of whom they don't approve. (Undocumented immigrants, homosexuals, atheists, liberals, whatever.)
So rather than let those people reap the benefits they, and their families, will do without. My mother called it "Cutting off your nose to spite your face".
And now you understand America.


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210,328 After the events of the last year, my support for certain social justice issues has dissipated.  I will be voting in November for who I thought would NEVER get my support. People have asked me why I am no longer so vocal anymore and that is why.


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210,327 i miss you! i love you!! i would have treated you so well! i hope your sexual experiences are satisfying and appropriate. i hope you are never troubled by my adoration.

MSW for DLM


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210,326 i miss you! i love you!! i would have treated you so well! i hope your sexual experiences are satisfying and appropriate. i hope you are never troubled by my adoration.

MSW for DLM


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210,325 Even though I live in the mid-west (USA), I feel as if I'm looking into the 'eye of a hurricane'.


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210,324 I'm old. I'd like to have long slow sex one more time before I die.


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210,323 Yo, you states in the rest of the country. Get a fucking grip. Stay home you morons. You are going to get everyone killed.


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210,322 Sometimes I'll get lost for many hours playing jazz piano. I'll play until my fingers cramp up. Something I've noticed. Demons don't like jazz. It keeps them away.


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210,321 My wife was always unhappy. It drove her nuts if someone had something she didn't. She made herself miserable trying to outdo everyone else. What a shame. We could have had fun together, but instead our marriage was the constant drone of her complaining. I'll never get married again.


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210,320 Polyamorus doesn't work. There's always one person that isn't ok with it, while the other one is oblivious and thinks this is a good relationship and a happy situation.


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210,319 I have high hopes for my friend's baby who was supposed to die a week ago. I honestly think she's going to be ok. I think she's going to live a good, long life. I am overwhelmed with happiness right now. Sometimes I just know things, without people having to tell me. I want my friend to feel my positive vibes. I've been saying prayers to god. I've been trying to use the law of attraction, or my witch powers my ex boyfriend seems to think I have (i'm psychic, but I can't make things happen with my mind... or can I?). I just want everything to be ok and I think it will be.


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210,318 I used to be really promiscuous and sexually adventurous throughout my 20s and 30s I’m in my 40s now, and I don’t think I ever enjoyed sex. 43/f


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210,317 Doing a Glee re-watch. I can't BELIEVE this is what I used to masturbate to in my early 20s. RIP Naya Rivera.


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210,316 Silly memory:

While camping a while back with friends and my 2 siblings and I(female), we were talking about food eating competitions and somehow I ended up blurting out, “I could easily eat Anthony out!” (my oldest brother)

It was quiet for a second, and then reluctantly the few laughs started to come.
The conversation then started toward sex and crazy things we’ve done or witnessed, but I still feel self-disappointed that I messed up my words like that since I’m sure everyone made a mental picture of it lol


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210,315 Hi. Thirty year old semi closeted bisexual women here. I just want everyone to know my old coworker is an absolute MILF. And so is my current boss :) I can't get enough. I just love talking to them. They're just so nice. They have nice motherly vibes about them and nice bodies and nice smiles.


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210,314 I wanted to ask why didn't he care. But reading other posts... I don't know. Maybe he never loved me, and was fooling me the whole time.

I compromised all my wants and desires away just to have someone here with me. He never complimented me nor was a friend in hard times.

Maybe he remembers me in a bad light. Perhaps he should realize his role in creating that. Thinking about who I was when we met and who I'm already starting to be again. I don't know who that was that was with him. I was so very unhappy. Always frustrated. Then I would beat myself up for not being happy. So, a negative loop. All I ever wanted was love and care. I didn't have it then so I really shouldn't be as surprised as I am now that it is over.

He just stopped talking to me. A friend asked me today if that means if we even officially ended it. I'm saying it's a yes to that. Silence can sometimes mean more than saying anything at all. Kinda like I meant nothing, ever. That's great, just great.

Don't fall in love with someone if they won't catch you. It hurts pretty bad when you hit the ground.



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210,313 I'm 30! You honestly think I have a crush on my 20 year old coworker? I I'm not a pedophile. Come on babe, you know I like milfs.


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210,312 True friends lift you up, but are honest when there's something you need to do better. Fake friends are always there and never miss an opportunity to keep your insecurities in tact.


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210,311 You never wanted to come to my family events. My brother in law has a list of names on his phone so he doesn't forget a single family member's name. There are over 40 people on that list, and it gets bigger and bigger every year as people keep getting married and having babies. He doesn't have to look it anymore. I. Deserve. Better.


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210,310 Our dog died a few years ago. He was a good fellow. The next day my wife was on the phone with her good friend. I could hear them talking. My wife mentioned our dog died. The friend seemed giddy with excitement. She said, "Did your husband cry? Did he? Did he? Did he get emotional and cry? Oh tell me, did he cry?"

Like WTF?

I never liked her after that.


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210,309 "I will go outside tomorrow."

He's been saying this for months.


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210,308 I hate Donald Trump because he's a douchebag. You hate Donald Trump because it's a trend. We are not the same.


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210,307 I used to obsess about my ex GF all the time. I mean all the time. I'd follow her and watch from a distance. I'd track her as she left work every day.  If she went to a restaurant, I'd wait outside for two hours in the shadows. It was a like a second job for me, to keep tabs on her without her knowing. I know, I know, very bad thing to do. I eventually grew out of it. It took over a year. I do feel guilty about the way I acted though.

But maybe someone can tell me, am I the only guy who has done this? Like am I way past the boundaries of normal? I'd hoping to hear I am not alone and other guys have done this too.



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210,306 I have $5,000 saved and I feel like it's major. I can't wait to see 10k in there.

But also, my excitement at only 5k makes me enraged that our capitalistic society allows for billionaires and trillionaires to exist. No one needs that amount of money.

27/f


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210,305 What are we going to do people? The virus situation is getting worse and worse. It's not slowing down, it's speeding up. What are we going to do?


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210,304 I can feel my heart condition getting worse. I think it's from the constant stress we are all experiencing. This could be it for me. I knew this day would eventually come.


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210,303 I lost so much weight that my baseball hats and shoes no longer fit. They are too big. A good problem to have! LOL.


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210,302 I'm finding I don't miss her. I'm hurt she left me. Yes I am. But  I don't miss being with her. She was a pain in the butt. So demanding, controlling and angry. Good riddance. I think I'll get through this.


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210,301 Smoking weed makes me have loose , stinky bowels the next day.


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210,300 I love myself too much to get into another relationship.


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