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199,818 I like the song Baby It's Cold Outside. Stop trying to tell me what I can and can't listen to!


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199,817 I’m grateful for what I have because I work hard. I’m also poor because I was disabled due to my job and I’ll be paying off the credit cards that kept me afloat when I couldn’t work. I scroll through my Instagram of my friends and I can’t help but feel like that little orphan boy that looks into the restaurant windows in movies at the rich fancy people eating and wasting food. I hope financially comfortable people realize how good they have it.  Even though my body is damaged, I still WORK HARD ANYWAY. Some day I’ll pay the big banks back the money they have enslaved me with and I’ll be free.
Don’t ever take good health for granted. Hard work doesn’t always result in prosperity either.


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199,816 I'm a married guy. I'd suck a guy's dick given the chance. Don't know how to make it happen though. I'm thinking it's best if it is a stranger. I could see myself on a business trip. I start talking to some guy late at night in the hotel bar. Never met him before. We go back to my room. I strip him down and suck him off. I'd swallow too. Why not, I want the full experience. Never see him again. I return home to my wife and fuck her silly while secretly thinking about having the guy cum in my mouth.


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199,815 My wife is mean. If I ever disagree with her about anything, she'll tell me I'm mentally ill. She'll want to buy a new blender. I'll point out we already have two. She tells me I'm mentally ill for caring about what she buys. Guys, wouldn't you speak up if your wife wanted a third blender? Do you consider this a mental illness?


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199,814 One of these days im gonna give up...

I have been looking for jobs but i an too scared to apply for anything.

Something happened with my family that has changed our relationship forever... it made me realize that i am actually alone. No one understands me or what it has been like surviving with depression all this time.

I am a coward and i am scared of life all the time. There is very little ive done in my life that has been meaningful. I have always run away from things that required too much from me. It feels like my life is a succession of half finished things and unfulfilled potential.

It will be just like i never existed when i finally leave.


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199,813 I envision America 30 years from now where all remaining Republicans are housed in one small detention camp, white people are a forgotten minority, gun ownership is illegal but iPhone ownership is mandatory, McDonalds serves only plant based products, you need a "deviant license" to be heterosexual, only self driving cars are allowed on the road, minimum wage is $100 an hour, the skyscrapers on Wall Street are leveled to make room for more low income housing, heroin is legal and is part of the school lunch program, men must always look at the ground and only speak when spoken to, Amazon sues Brazil for copyright infringement, and people over 50 are put to death.


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199,812 Now the fake media are trying to claim that Trump can't recruit a new Chief of Staff.  Of course he can if he wants to.  Truth is that some of the possible candidates were found on closer examination to not really be up to the job.  They were no match for Trump intellectually.  Trump was being tactful and letting people like Nick Ayers say that they weren't interested instead.

Liberal media telling lies again!


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199,811 What he told his parents: His laptop was stolen from his dorm room.

Truth: I paid the him $50 for the laptop which he tells me he used to buy weed.

Now I'm kind of worried I'm going to be accused of stealing the laptop.


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199,810 I drive an old clunker. I could easily afford a new car. But I don't want a new car. With my old car I never have to worry about the car getting a scratch. No anxiety. I should have to pay for this peace of mind, but I pay nothing for it. Think about it. People with new cars not only pay monthly for their car, they also have to worry the whole time. Not me. Ahhhh.


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199,809 An acquaintance of mine posted several pictures of herself last night with her husband and some bullshit paragraph about how marriage isn't all champagne picnics and snuggling, you have to really work at marriage every day and through the tough times, blah blah blah. Fast forward to this morning, not even 16 hours later, and the post is gone. She's changed her name back to her maiden name. Changed her profile picture to her kids. And now there's a post about being strong enough to leave a toxic relationship.

Fuckin' people, man.


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199,808 I kills me to be nice to people. It's so fake on my part. When someone asked me a needling question, instead of being super polite in my response, I want to punch them in the head. One day I'm going to snap and do just that.


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199,807 Now Democrats are complaining about the way Trump tossed the coin at the Army / Navy game over the weekend. Of course the media is glad to post this as a big news item on something else Trump has done wrong.

Here is the coin toss. What's wrong with it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCYOFRpk6R8

Democrats are sick in the head.  


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199,806 So a guy blows the whistle on Clinton and the FBI, because of the sketchy Uranium One deal. The FBI's response is to raid the man's home last month. What the hell? If you call out the FBI they use their powers to come after you? This can't be. This isn't what our country is about. I'm even afraid to write any of this for fear the FBI will kick in my door in the middle of the night.


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199,805 I am being careful not to eat any food my wife sends my way. We are getting divorce at my request. We still have frequent contact because of our children. Through them, she sends me food care packages saying she worries I'm not eating right. The food goes straight in the trash. I have zero trust for this woman.


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199,804 I once had a boss who was almost like a buddy in the office.  He was a real good guy.  Married with three kids.  When the women in the office were out of earshot we'd make off color jokes about things like giving guys head.

I was bored one night at home and managed to break into his personal e-mail.  This was long before the e-mail providers would send you an e-mail saying you logged on from another browser.  You could get away with things like this back then and not get caught.  The reality is that he was probably trying to break into my e-mail account as well when he was bored.  

I found out that he was cruising the Craigslist casual encounters for men for mutual dick sucking experiences.  Like a LOT of dick sucking.  Anyway, I didn't care then and I don't care now.  It's what he liked to do, and I do my own things I never tell anybody about.  We're still in touch.

The thing about finding this out was that although I was surprised, I wasn't actually surprised.  All those jokes he made to me about sucking guys' dicks - after I found the Craigslist e-mails I realized that he was probably trying to see if I were open to it.  

This was also one of those times where I realized that people make jokes about their hidden vices, the things they're addicted to that are secretly always going around in their minds.  I've noticed that alcoholics make jokes about drinking, or going to bars.  Sex addicts make jokes about sex.  Drug addicts make jokes about drugs.  



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199,803 This is so obvious. Trump is trying to get rid of the swamp so the swamp is trying to get Trump impeached. Don't fall for it America.


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199,802 When I was in 8th grade, the day started at 10:30 in the morning. What a treat for the students. It was due to an over crowded school and budget cuts. They couldn't fit all the students at 7:30, so we came in waves.

It was then that I started to stay up late and sleep late. This set the pattern for the rest of my life.




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199,801 People who complain about rich people or say derogatory things are nothing more than jealous. Get off your lazy ass and work for it or accept that life isn't fair. It's not and never will be. Nobody is entitled to the rewards of someone else's hard work.


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199,800 I think half the gingerbread houses in the contest are made by bakeries and purchased by rich people who forgot to mention they bought it. Does it really have to be explained how much they missed the point!

It wasn't a contest to see who could spend the most money buying a pre-made house. It was a contest to make your own! Jeez!

I have my eye on one messy house that looks like it was made by a 5 year old and her younger brother - because you know what, it was made by a 5 year old and her younger brother. I hope the judges choose it as the winner and send a message to the rich people.


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199,799 It is illegal to smile for a passport photo.


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199,798 Hi.

I kind of feel bad to say it, so I thought if I typed it anonymously on this website it would make me feel somewhat better, but maybe not. Anyway, here it goes.

I cringe when I find go fund me pages for people with terminally ill children. Not because they don’t deserve the money, but because they’re trying to prolong this child’s life even though this child is in pain and suffering. It’s completely selfish, in my opinion. I know a lot of people are going to agree with my decision, but imagine you were in that situation. I would want to go at peace. I don’t want to suffer until the very last breath I take. These people are damaging their children’s last days on earth. They don’t realize it, maybe, but that’s my reason for not supporting it.

Also, obviously if there were treatment options I am all for it.

AND GOFUNDME takes portions of the donations. That sucks!!! These people need HELP, and you’re taking from them when they could really use it?! Bullsh*t.


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199,797 The person who leaves, has the right to go.
But they have to be the one to come back.


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199,796 I quit a job a few weeks ago due to a toxic environment, one of the managers was the king of CYA and literally blamed everything on me.  Instead if constantly fighting it I found a new job, the owner was glad to see me go as I was the cause of every screw up because the other manager was constantly in his ear.
Since I left, 5 employees have given their notice, things are so bad the owner called me today and offered me a huge raise to come back. Sorry not til toxic guy is gone


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199,795 Ive been on and visible on fb for a few years... Not a single person ive ever worked with or went to school with has reached out to say hello or send a friend request.
I understand...i can just as easily reach out myself, but, that's just it. Ive spent so much of my lifes energy being the one to reach out.
This honestly helped me realize what an total asshole i was to my classmates.
I shouldve had kids when i had the chance.


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199,794 Indict Trump. Great idea. Then the Civil War will finally begin.


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199,793 Um, don't post online that you are looking for a divorce lawyer. I don't even like you but I'm trying to help you. Don't post things like that online.


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199,792 Sometimes I get a little twinge of jealousy when I see others out doing stuff and spending time together. Then I remember I hate going out and doing stuff with other people.


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199,791 Big story out by millennials meant to insult baby boomers, saying we eat gross foods. The items mentioned:

Jello, Meatloaf, Campbells Tomato Soup, Soda, Spaghetti and meatballs, Stuffing, Twinkies, Big Macs, Pop Tarts, Chicken Pot Pies.

Hey, you guys don't eat this stuff? More for me!

But it makes me wonder, what do millennials eat? I'd really like to know. Anyone?


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199,790 In April my husband gave me a new car because he thought my other one was getting too old. Paid for it entirely.

In November, my husband gave me a pair of gorgeous diamond earrings for my birthday and our 20th anniversary.

Then today he asked me what I'd like for Christmas. I said: "Darling. CAR. DIAMONDS. Remember?"

He said: You're still using an iPhone 5 and the glass is cracked. You need a new phone. And I want you to have something to unwrap on the day.

Am I even allowed to be a little... I don't know, distressed by this? I do okay but he makes about 10 times more than I do. I wish I could give him cars and diamonds and new phones, but I can't afford that. I asked what he wanted, and he said his fancy holiday party clothes are too small, could I find him something to wear in the evening?

Can I ever. Took down his sizes and his measurements, went to Nordstrom's, got him a jacket, waistcoat, and nice shoes.

I hope he likes everything...!!! Though he usually loves what I pick out for him. I love the man dearly, but I'm a little upset that I can't treat him the way he treats me.

Not much of a secret but I wish I could give him the whole world.

ETA: Oh, he said the best thing I could do for him would be to kick his ass to come to the gym with me, since we have a joint couples' membership and he rarely uses it. But that doesn't cost anything -- who asks his wife to nag him to exercise as a Christmas gift?

Oh, honey.... I think I'm going to get him some ties and shirts too.


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199,789 There is yucky black gunk under my toe nails.


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199,788 I’m getting ready to start a new job in a couple days.
I am having paralyzing anxiety attacks about it.
I’m afraid I want catch on, and I’ll struggle. Can someone start the job for me? I’ll be in next week...


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199,787 I try to make all my Christmas purchases using Thank You points on my credit card. Doesn't cost me anything.


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199,786 LOCK HIM UP!!!


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199,785 Stopped drinking on January 1, 2018. People think I’m just on a health kick but what they didn’t know was that alcohol was destroying me mentally and probably physically as well. People still keep asking me when I’m going to start drinking again but I really have no interest in it. I was going through a lot of pain And I was using alcohol to numb it. Eventually it was taking it’s toll on my mental health as well as my physical health. I know family and friends don’t mean any harm but I wish they would stop asking about when I’ll drink again. To the outside world I have no alcohol issues. I may not be an alcoholic but it certainly didn’t help me either.


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199,784 I eat the stale ends of the bread because no one else will. I view this as my place in life. Everyone else should get the good stuff. Me, I deserve the leftovers. I need more self esteem.


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199,783 I've been thinking about a suicide party where a bunch of us get together and kill ourselves.


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199,782 A woman treated me very badly and in a very public way. Within a year she had packed up and left town.

A few months ago a man said some horrible untrue things about me online. I see he just moved away.

Being mean to me seems to be a sure fire way to make yourself feel guilty enough where you have to leave because you can't face me anymore.


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199,781 I haven't been this depressed in a long time. I'm starting to get worried about myself. I'm so alone, I have no family. I don't know what to do.


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199,780 There's a certain type of woman who really annoys the hell out of me.  These are the very attractive women who have mistaken the constant attention they get from men as being "all people are interested in what I have to say."  These aren't assertive women who just happen to be attractive.  These are very attractive women who just won't shut the fuck up.  I think Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may be one of these.


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199,779 I am going to try having web-s*x with my husband tomorrow night.
He’s away on business for the next couple weeks for conventions, and it’s been a while since we had a night together.
We showed a little off tonight, but tomorrow I might show him more.
We’ve only been married two years, but we’re enjoying it together at least!

27/F


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199,777 My wife's friend kissed me on the lips when she was leaving. My wife wasn't in the room at the time. Hmm.


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199,776 I hope all anti vaxxers and their unfortunate offspring die off in two generations.


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199,775 My wife gets in a bad mood. Therefore I must be punished. I showed her another nice day today. We went for a drive. We looked at enormous houses for sale. These were like $3 million homes.  We pretended we could afford them. One day I will buy one, another 10 years of working hard. But for today it was fun to look. We had lunch in a little country store. We drank hot chocolate and sang along with the radio. It was perfect.

We get home and she's no longer talking to me. It was a 180 degree mood shift in one minute. Something clicks in her brain. She becomes unhappy. I must be made to suffer.

In 10 years I will buy that big house. But I doubt very much she'll be my wife at that time.


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199,774 It doesn't feel like Christmas.


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199,773 I had an epiphany.

We can't ban guns. The Constitution won't allow it. 2nd Amendment says everyone has the right to bear arms.

Okay.

So what if instead we ban bullets? Nothing in the law says bullets have to be legal. Ban them. You can't own bullets. You can't have them in your possession. Factories can't make them.

Voila, problem solved.



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199,772 771 Probably for the same reason white guys go for Asian women.
I have no horse in that race, just an observation!


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199,771 Why do white women go for  black guys?



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199,770 My ex fwb is bad for me. I havent spoken to him in months but I heard from him this week. He may be moving back here.

I was interested in someone but he ended things. It hurts and I'm tempted to start things up with the fwb again. It's not a good idea but the sex is so good and I need so positive attention.

I want a distraction and to feel desired and he does that for a while. Plus his dick is huge.


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199,769 My ex wife posts under my (long long ago) ex gf's name in a message board she thinks I post to.
First, the person she thinks is me posting is, in fact, not me. I just read the shit I don't post anymore, but there apparently is a dude posting under my old 'moniker' as it were. Whatever. No worries.
And second, I stopped caring one iota about said ex gf years ago, but my ex wife (I guess) remains as petty as ever thinking she can jab a metaphorical knife into me.

She can't. I don't care. Christ, I'd even say I'm happier than I've ever been in decades and I'm having a great day, to boot!




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199,768 I benefit greatly from following my instincts.


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199,767 Had a fantastic dream about an old girlfriend. I remember how we went to the ocean, enjoyed our stay. We then said lets stay an extra week, I remember contacting the owner of the place, and it was open, so we called our parents and stayed that extra week. She was a beauty, long brown hair, great figure, sweet as gold. I was so in love with her.Our vacation was fantastic... then when I woke up, I tried to remember her and couldn't. It was all just a dream, there was no sweet girl, no ocean place, no staying an extra week. I am 60 and never felt as much disappointment then realizing this was just a dream.


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199,766 Environmentalists are kind of annoying.  And there is an opposition with health to be honest.  I'd rather be healthy.  They love LED lights, because they're good for the environment, less energy bla bla.. LED lights are bright as hell and mess up your sleep pattern.  They hurt my eyes when I'm in them too long.  Environmentalists like to use rags and towels all the time to clean.  I have a lot of nurses in my family and they use paper towels. Because they see the nastiness in the hospital, and they know what's up with towels and rags and bacteria even if you wash them.  Environmentalists use cloth bags all the time instead of plastic bags. Sometimes I have things that will get dirty and I just wanna throw the bag away afterwards, not wash it. I wash enough as it is. Also, I don't like having too many shoulder bags, it all hurts my shoulder. I'd rather have a small one and a shopping bag.


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199,765 I love when you dream about me


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199,764 I don’t mean to sound racist but I cannot stand Indians that work on IT or customer services , they are extremely rude and arrogant. They think they are too smart , if they were so much better their country wouldn’t still have a caste system , every one would be using a toilet and wouldn’t be living here in the States .  Btw I’m not white but the difference it’s my family does extremely well in my native country that they don’t have to immigrate here and two I’m not an arrogant, know it all who likes to scam people online.


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199,763 My boss asked me how I am at shoveling snow. I don't know if it was a joke. (I am a female) not that females can't shovel snow, it's just that I never really had to. I live in an apartment building and don't drive, so I never had to shovel myself out or anything. I've done it once or twice in my life, i suppose, but it's not something i do, you know what i mean? Anyway, because he has a health issue, but i know I'm not a heavy lifter and I've been a bit stressed lately (physically and mentally) and I'm looking to decrease, not increase. I hope he was joking, I'm not shoveling. It's an office job, not physical labor.


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199,762 I don't know how people eat in restaurants. Who are these people cooking the food? Where did they buy it? Exactly what's in this dish?

I just cook my own food. I never buy pre-made or packaged products.


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199,761 I once smelled up the bathroom. I left the room knowing I had to do something, so I was going to look under the kitchen sink for air freshener. But in the one minute I was gone my son came along and was about to go in the bathroom. He saw the light on under the bathroom door and then saw me coming down the hall. He asked me if someone was already in the bathroom. I didn't want to admit I was just in there, because he might open the door and get a whiff. I thought about lying and saying his dad is in there, but his dad wasn't home so that wouldn't work. So I made a different lie. I said his dad was just in there but I think he drove off a minute ago. So no, no one is in there now. My son then went into the bathroom. Whatever he smelled, I totally had him thinking his dad was responsible.


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199,760 Omg i hate the term latinx.  What the f is that?  lat-inx or latin-x?  i mean i know what it is but it's stupid.  as a LATINA i think it's pretentious and trying way too hard.  Please.  Certain languages have the masculine and feminine nouns, it's based on the language! When in doubt, it's latino, if it's strictly feminine, latina.  this need to de-genderize everything is ANNOYING


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199,759 I don't think people like me. God I sound so damned insecure. I don't think they do like me. I believe they see me as weird and awkward. Then again, I go to social gatherings and people seem to like talking to me. My wife tells me afterwards that a few husbands told her how they really enjoyed our conversation. I have also spoken publicly a few times. People laugh when I speak. I make a joke, they laugh. I give a little sarcastic smile, they laugh. Maybe they think I'm entertaining? Yet I still think people don't like me and think I'm weird.


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199,758 Nothing worse than being snowbound and my spouse wants to watch Hallmark movies all day....come on and man up, this pussy needs some attention


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199,757 So I am in the process of changing jobs as I have a two-hour commute to get to work (traffic getting into Boston is horrible) and probably a two to three-hour commute getting home. I only live about fifty miles from my job, but as I mentioned, the traffic volume is horrible.

I found a position with a very prestigious company local to me which is about a ten-minute commute. Bump in pay, great benefits and I get to recoup the twenty hours of commuting time!

About a week before I give my notice, I am given my yearly review. Great review, an asset to the team, etc ... basically received an exemplary review. Always had a great rapport with my immediate boss and felt good about the relationship.

I gave my two-week notice to him at 2:30 pm and I could tell he was not happy, but he appeared to accept what was happening. Insured him that I would work with him and whomever to ensure all of the new systems that I created and documented would be good to go (I work in IT).

So at 12:04am the next day I receive the following email from him:

"You didn't transfer knowledge to your teammates as instructed and you are fucking me. I'm not happy. That's really bad given your walking on me mid week. I hope that you remember the chance and opportunity I offered you. You'd be nothing otherwise.

Let's schedule a daily call starting Friday to make sure your documents are of some value. I will have to be there for a few weeks on the transition. This fucks growth for the team.

I'm happy you bettered your position..  but you totally screwed me here. Exit with class."

Here was my response to him:


Since you decided to share perspectives, here is my side:

1. Transfer of Knowledge - I told you a year ago that Jim was not doing much and showed no initiative to learn anything. In conversations I had with Frank around the same time frame, he told me he mentioned the same thing to you and you closed him down. At that point, it is a management issue. Your issue, not mine. I did what I felt should have been done, in telling you, but you did not listen or refused to hear what Frank and I were saying. Now with that in mind, in the past, I have approached Jim about learning different things and his response was always an excuse as to why he couldn't do it. For example, yesterday before I left I told him I would go over everything with him. He was agreeable to that. This morning Jim comes in and states to me he is not learning anything and will talk to you about it as his plate is full (yet, he spends a majority of the day watching videos). This is not about me, but about another person who doesn't take the initiative to learn new things or grow within the position. This is not my issue, but a management issue. You were informed about what was going on and you chose to do nothing about it.

2. I am giving you two weeks notice. The standard for any position with any company.

3. I do remember the chance and the opportunity that you and "company name" have given and I am extremely thankful for that. But, to say I would be "nothing otherwise" is uncalled for. I came to "Company Name" to learn directly from you as we had discussed in the RI office on numerous occasions. You left "Company Name"  for surgery and other things within "Company name" shortly after I arrived here. You have given me very little of your time with regards to training. Other than the occasional issue that popped up, you were not on site. Any development that I gained was through my own efforts, not through your transfer of knowledge to me.

4. You had mentioned to me very early when I arrived here, that you would never blame a person for moving on and up. Yet, you are doing exactly what you said you wouldn't. Why is that?

5. You mentioned to me last week that the documentation I was doing was good. Now, you don't think they have any value. Which is it? They have value or they don't? Were you just giving me courtesy praise for something that you never looked at?

I get that you are pissed, but you are totally out of line with this email. I did not screw you in any form or fashion. I did everything as it should have been done, yet that appears not to be good enough for you. Why is that?

Is it you don't want me here? If so, I can leave now. Your call, but I will not sit here and take this attack in stride. You are totally out of line and well beyond anything I ever expected from you professionally or personally.

Let me know how you would like to proceed.

I guess my question is; what could I have done better? Thoughts & Comments appreciated.





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199,756 I have an old beat up clown doll that my grandma bought for me from a street vendor, I m almost 40 and I still have it , the hair and the outfit it’s a mess , it’s missing half of the fingers ( my dog ate it) but I just can’t part with it. Every time I look at it it brings me memories of the day , I went to church with grandma follow by the Sunday market . To a lot people might look out place and “ugly” but to me it’s priceless it has sentimental value.  So to those parents or people out there who cannot afford expensive presents this Christmas, don’t worry it’s the taught the counts .


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199,755 You have to end it directly. Tell her it's over. The slow breakup thing is cruel. You have it in your head it's kind. It's not.

Say, "I'm sorry, we no longer work. I hate hurting you, but this is for the best long term, for both of us. I will always care about you but our relationship is over."

The end.

It's not easy, but it's also not the end of the world. Man the fuck up and let's get on with our lives.



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199,754 I respect people’s hustle in order not to struggle..But people that claim to be “artists” and sale they’re not so great art for $70, $80, even $100 for one piece? Like, let’s be honest, sweetie. It cost you $5-$10 to create that “art”. You’re up charging me eight times for something that a third grader could do. I’m not shaming you, because you-do-you, but don’t play me like I’m a fool.


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199,753 I’m 5’6” and 128lbs. If my father fat shames me again whilst talking about his scrawny mistress again I will absolutely lose my shit.

Sorry I don’t do coke and weight 100lbs. Also sorry he’s my dad and thinks that I’m fat. I’m not. I lift weights and I’m a runner.

My husband is nothing like my father. I thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for that.


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199,751 Today I went to my regular coffee shop. For some reason, the kid who took my order knew that I wasn’t having a great day, so he actually comped my coffee. It didn’t hit me until after I pulled out of the drive through that I could have returned the favor by paying for the coffee order in the car behind me. But then again....I’m not a huge fan of humanity right now, so I don’t feel bad after all. Plus! I got a free coffee. :D


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199,750 If you’re in the top office by yourself next time I dare you to watch porn ;)


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199,749 I'd like to try naked yoga but I can't go alone and my husband would NEVER consider it.


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199,747 I don't know my cell phone number. Why would I? I never call myself.


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199,746 I have this "friend" who flirted hot and heavy with me for years. So eventually I started coming around to the idea, and started flirting back.

Things fizzled almost immediately. Turns out he has a bad temper, carries petty grudges, and has a jealous streak, which I can't tolerate in anyone. So we went from the flirty courtship phase to the bitter ex place without so much as one real kiss.

Now when I see him giving me the pissy side eye, I think, "DUDE I NEVER SO MUCH AS FUCKED YOU EVEN ONCE. You are not allowed to act like a bitter ex, because you aren't my ex! STFU!"


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199,745 I'm getting ghosted. Or have been. Whatever. Either way I'm single again... i think. It hurts. I love him.

But it hurts much differently this time. I wasn't sure what would come of this, but I was hopeful. I wish you'd tell me what I did wrong so I can work on it.


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199,744 I had a sex dream about a very fat, very unattractive woman I know. Strange. What does this mean? Am I feeling desperate? She's nice by the way. I don't mean to insult her. Just being honest about her looks. But I've never considered her in a sexual way before.


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199,742   I’ve been having some pretty vivid dreams with my ex-boyfriend the last couple nights. I’m not complaining, because it’s him. I can see all of him. I see his hair, his eyes, his smile. Even his voice I can hear the same. I have been staying up a little late during the night, because I’ve been feeling so lonely, but then I’ll have is a very lucid dreams comes alive, and were together again. There’s no way that I would ever run into him in real life count because He lives in a different country, but I force my self to sleep longer than I should, just so I can see him a little while longer.


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199,741 What you don't understand is that I don't want anyone else. I believe we are meant for each other forever. I love you and know this will work out in time. If there is such a thing as a soulmate you are mine. Thanks for lucky #7 ;)


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199,739 Oh My God!  The Trump real estate business was thinking about building a hotel in Russia. Lock him up! Oh wait, there's nothing even remotely illegal about it. In fact, we are very pleased when an American business builds things, even in other countries.


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199,738 When a car cuts me off, I have been known to follow the car home. I want them to notice I followed them home. I want them to be scared. I want them not to cut people off anymore.


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199,736 My husband and I have separate bank  accounts. Mostly because I'm a spender and he's a saver. It works for us. I have certain bills I pay, and he has ones he pays. We help each other out when needed. Sometimes I wonder if we should combine our finances, but if we did, he'd have a fit when he sees what I spend on certain things. For instance our cell bill is outrageous because I have all of our devices financed. He doesn't know that. Same story with what I spend at Wal Mart any given week. I don't have the restraint to do like he does and "pretend to be broke" all the time. I live paycheck to paycheck, which is something I hoped I'd never have to do. I keep saying I'm going to do better. Then last night I go spend $366 on my 13 year old daughter an outfit for a banquet. Is there any hope for me?

Oh and, truth is he has no idea what I spend on groceries for our family. It's insane. I swear, sometimes I wonder if it's cheaper to eat out every meal.


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199,735 I'm not even a little impressed.


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199,734 Facbook post.

"If someone is looking for a boatyard to store your large boat for the winter, I highly recommend .... We used them this year and they are great."

Thank you for sharing. Let me read that back. You have a large boat.



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199,733 Jamaica is for female sex tourism.  Women go there, find native guys, and get fucked.  They'll do the BFE - the "boyfriend experience," where they hang out with a random guy for a few days and fuck him.

I knew a cute young woman who went to Jamaica a few times with her family in college.  Her dad was a doctor and the mom was a nurse.  She'd break off from her family, go to the beach, find some black guy, and fuck him.  She told me that's where she sucked her biggest dick ever - it could barely fit in her mouth.

Another woman I know has pictures of her college trip to Jamaica with three of her friends.  In most of the pictures with them throughout the trip are the same four black guys, none of them tagged, none of them in any of her other pictures.  Yeah, female sex tourism.

In fact, probably 80% of the Facebook pics I see of "girl's trips" to travel destinations outside the country are to specifically to Jamaica.  The rest to Mexican destinations.  No guys, just groups of girlfriends going to Jamaica.  

It all makes me wonder what these girlfriends are doing.


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199,732 This is not at all what I wanted.


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199,731 I think I’ve finally forgiven you....


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199,730 Dear Dumb motorcycle guys,

My kids won’t actually wake up from your motorcycles tonight. I really just needed to yell at another human and my husband doesn’t deserve to be my punching bag.

My pet is dying and I am sad and it is manifesting itself in stupid rage. Thank you for taking the hit for my family tonight, dumb motorcycle guy.

Ps. I still think all motorcycle guys have small dicks and that the volume of their motorcycle inversely corresponds to the penis size they are obviously coping with. Segway users must be hung like horses...


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199,729 I wish my wife would have an affair. She won't. She's too boring.


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199,728 My young hypochondriac relative is posting hourly updates on her sore throat. She was tested for strep yesterday. Came back negative. So she went back in today to get tested again because she knows better than the doctors. Came back negative again. Tomorrow she is going to a sore throat specialist. All this for a simple sore throat.

1) She's the reason all of our health care premiums are so high.

2) I'm so tempted to post that the same thing happened to my friend and it turned out to be throat cancer and my friend died a few weeks later.


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199,727 This is the first Christmas in my 16 years of being a parent where I can’t even afford a tree, let alone gifts for these kids. I know Christmas isn’t about money or gifts but when you’re working your butt off and barely staying afloat, kids at this time shouldn’t have to feel shitty like this. I’m going to focus on what we do have, but this sucks. Poverty is so fucking embarrassing.


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199,726 I hate myself and I want to die.


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199,725 Where is the universe. Like why does it exist at all? There could have been totally nothing. Not even a universe. Yet somehow a universe appeared? Why? And where is it? What is beyond it? How did stuff get in the universe? Where did all the rocks and stars come from? I want to understand this.


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199,724 At 54 you'd think I'm too old for acne!!!


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199,723 My partner is so cold.   She just gave birth and I am busting my ass to try and make her happy.   She is never happy.


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199,721 Started dating after my divorce, first woman I hook up with never ever had an orgasm with her husband, 20 plus years, some kids and he never made her cum once. Took me like 30 secs to bring her to orgasm so the issue wasn't with her. I feel so bad for the next woman her ex dates.


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199,720 I was standing in the back yard with the dog while he was doing his business.   Got a text from my GF.

Her: are you busy?

Me: in the back yard.

Me again:  did you need me?

Her:  my pussy isn’t going to lick itself!

I love surprise afternoon sex with my gal!  She’s a keeper <3


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199,719 I love/hate new relationships. I told my family about this guy. We're taking things as they come, seeing how it goes. They called today asking if I'm bringing him home for the holidays.

It's not like that yet. I'm not sure what will happen. Throw in the fact that we haven't talked since Tuesday. I don't expect constant contact but I do wonder if he's ghosted me and I'm just too hopeful to admit it myself.

It's exciting to get to know someone. It's new passion. It's just hard to explain to people that yes, I was excited and yes, I still am, but he could drop me at any point and it's embarrassing.



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199,718 Last night a good friend sent me nude pics of his wife.  


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199,717 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Was complaining that she didn’t have money for a DC apartment. She wanted to know if she could get already start getting paid before taking office. Funny Thing is.....is I bet she is a multi millionaire when she leaves office.


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199,716 My husband’s approach to work: Create a middle man position for himself that no company in their right fucking mind would pay for because they could it themselves and save the money, but only work the hours he wants to work, and have no boss so he doesn’t have to answer to anyone.

Off I go to the job boards to find a third job.


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199,715 I can't take it anymore. It's impossible to have a conversation with my wife. She's now working as a substitute at a school. Her hours vary everyday depending on where she is needed. She asked me to drive her to the school, and as I'm dropping her off she tells me I should come pick her up at lunchtime and we'll go for a quick bite. I say okay and ask what time I should pick her up for lunch.

She says, "Ten to two."

It's a weirdly exact time, ten minutes before two, but it's a school and everything is determined by the bell schedule. So I showed up at ten to two.

She wasn't there. I waited. She came out at two. She was pissed. She demanded to know why I didn't pick her up for lunch. I was confused. I told her I've been here since ten to two.

She called me some choice words and then said her lunch time was 11:45.

"But... you told me to pick you up for lunch at ten to two."

It turns out those are the hours she was working. 10 AM to 2 PM.  

But this is what she does. I asked when I should pick her up for lunch and she answers with what time she will be there for the day. Nothing to do with lunch. She answered a different question that wasn't asked. She's not smart enough to see that she answered the wrong question and that her answer could be interpreted by me as valid.

It's too often like this with her where simple conversations are needlessly confusing because she doesn't take the time to think about what she is saying.

In this particular case, she missed out on lunch and was very unhappy. Honestly I was glad. She deserves to suffer for her stupidity.



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199,714 Male feminists are a huge turnoff to me.


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199,713 For years the liberal residents in my town have pushed this agenda where they want to "go green". They want the school buses to run on natural gas, they want all the light fixtures replaced with LEDs, they want solar panels installed.

But what a joke. A homeowner recently installed an array of solar panels in his yard. Turns out one of the "go green" conservationists lives next door.

Oh boy is the conservation person mad. He's complaining the solar panels look ugly and he is now trying to get solar panels on homes banned.

Wait what? For years he's been trying to get houses in town to switch to solar. But now that he himself has to look at the ugly grid everyday, he wants to stop solar panels.

You just have to laugh.


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199,712 Skipping the office holiday party. I used to love these, open bar, good food.  Now that I’m older, I no longer care that I’m missing out.  I’d rather stay home with some good weed, food, and scary movies. I never thought I would get to this point.


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199,711 I don't think the government should mandate parents to vaccinate their kids. That's kind of scary 1984 stuff.

BUT.

If a parent chooses not to vaccinate their child, then we should label the child as a biohazardous weapon and the parent as a terrorist, and treat them both as such. "But, but, but, it's my CHOICE." Fine, do what you want with your choice, but don't get salty when people correctly point out your "choice" is a threat to the general public and needs to be treated as such.


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199,710 I once thought I was a stalker.  I would make excuses to be around girls, find things out about them, even drive past their house.  I did it a lot.  But it took me a long, long time to ask them out.  If I got turned down, I forgot about them completely.

Then there were two other girls where I would do similar things, but not as intensely.  I asked them out quickly , and if I got turned down I would keep trying to ask them out.

I still think fondly about those two girls.  But with the first group of girls, I think I was just really bored.  


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199,709 I was inspired by a secret below to try and have a g spot orgasm. I’ve never been able to before. But I decided to try. So I dimmed the lights and read some erotica and I did it. It was surprisingly easy. But after I came I was still a little horny, so I decided I would watch some porn then make myself cum again. But I got really horny and then I just came again without touching myself at all. I know there are women that can do this, but I never thought I was one of them. I wish my husband wanted to have sex more often. I’m the very definition of a horny, sexually deprived wife. It’s gotten to the point where I sometimes fantasize that he leaves me just so I can have sex with other men.


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199,708 An asteroid photographed today with a piece of an unfolded metal cylinder on it. We are not alone.




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199,707 I know a girl who users a dildo because her boyfriend won’t have sex with her enough. Well enough to meet her requirement ;)


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199,706 Some days my boyfriend forgets to be mean and sarcastic. These are the best days.


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199,705 From a distance a mountain looks to be made of one single lump of solid rock. It's only when getting closer do we see the truth, the broken bits, the crevices, the rubble.

I am a mountain. But please, don't come too close.


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199,704 Today I posted a missed connection on Craigslist for someone that I shouldn’t be talking to. I blocked and deleted their number in an effort to not contact them or be tempted when they contacted me. Posting an ad was the only way to contact them. (I know they read Missed Connections.)
Twice my missed connection was flagged and removed, even though there was nothing against the rules in the ad.
It seems to me that there was some kind of cosmic force at play there.



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199,702 I feed my dog people food. He makes out really well. I stand at the fridge every day or so and look at what's there. Yesterday's meatballs? He gets them. The last few pieces of lunch meat? He get's them. Leftover mac and cheese. It's for him. It's why he loves me so much.


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199,701 I feel so depressed and alone tonight. I can't tell anyone because I don't want anyone to know how pathetic I am.


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199,700 So one Girl Scout leader has blocked another Girls Scout leader on Facebook. LOL. Not quite in line with the girl Scout creed of being a friend to all.


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199,699 I once returned a DVD to the library and a few weeks later I realized I only returned the empty packaging. The DVD was still in my machine. The library never said anything. I got myself a free DVD.


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199,698 I don't like fancy expensive restaurants. I'd rather stay home and make myself some spaghetti.


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199,697 I'm dating a girl who has 2,284 friends on Facebook! I have 53 friends. :(  


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199,695 I haven't heard from him in 4 days
Went from "I love you" to nothing. He's busy, I know. Military, I know. Deployed, I know.
I'm scared he's no longer interested. I know he's safe, thank God for that.

I love you. Please call me


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199,694 Here’s why I ended my last relationship:

Me: It’s a big issue that you don’t ask any questions about me. It’s like you don’t care about me or my life at all.

Him:  That’s not true, I asked about your brothers on New Year’s Eve.

Me: It’s April.

Him: What’s your point?


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199,693 Alcohol tastes awful to me. I've had a sip of a few different kinds over the years, but they were all bad. Hard liquor was the worst. Why do men savor whiskey. Yuck. Wine was sour. Beer tasted like wheat flavored soda, ew. The high must be really something if you are willing to put up with the taste.


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199,692 My wife is a master of Sorry, Not Sorry.


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199,691 The dream was vivid last night.  I haven't had a dream with you in years.  Want to say something, lets talk.  


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199,690 I married my ex husband 10 years ago today. I wonder if he remembers.


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199,689 Was treated to this ad on Facebook today.  See the bottom one. What the heck? Kids use Facebook. Schools too.




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199,688 "I just want to see you happy."

OK but I live alone, work alone, am single and depressed. The best I can do is getting out of bed today ,


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199,687 I'm quite happy being unemployed.


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199,686 I haven't finished paying off my credit card bills for last year's Christmas purchases. Now I have to buy more stuff for everyone? I'm sad.


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199,685 Yesterday I had my boyfriend come over for a couple hours. I made him a sandwich on homemade bread, gave him a blwojob, and we fucked like crazy. We held each other for a bit and then I sent him on his way. It felt so good to do that. I’ve always heard guys joke about “just gimme a sandwich and a blowjob,” so I wanted to do it. I felt like maybe there was some truth behind it. The look of joy on my boyfriend’s face and the spring in his step showed me there is. I’ll be doing this again and often ;)


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199,684 We live in an insane world and we only see the tip of the iceberg.


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199,683 Time moves forward much more slowly when you are single. As soon as I got married and had kids, 20 years zoomed by.


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199,682 I got my boss fired. This might sound like a victory but I think my days around here are numbered. They are not going to tolerate me causing problems. I believe they will give me no year end bonus with the hopes I'll leave on my own. If I don't then they will fire me.


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199,681 I broke up with a man after seven years of a relationship because his adult daughter and I didn’t like each other. She was very nasty to me and he did nothing. As a result the  divide between her and I has gotten bigger and his and my relationship suffered. He recently attended her nursing school graduation and I was not there with him like I should have been. He invited me but I didn’t think his invitation was genuine. I cannot nor will I participate in dysfunction.


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199,680 My wife accidentally farts sometimes but I pretend not to hear it. This is the definition of a gentleman.


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199,679 My record is having sex with two different women about 10 minutes apart.

It was in college. I had a girlfriend. An ex showed up in my dorm room. The ex wanted to have sex. I couldn't because I really liked my current girlfriend. The ex kept pushing it. She was kissing me and undoing my pants. I kept saying no, but my dick was yelling yes.

She got my pants off completely. She pulled off her clothes. She mounted me and starting going up and down. I couldn't help myself. I started to cum.

But with all my inner strength I said no, I can't. I wriggled out from under her. I pulled on my pants and went running over to my girlfriend's room.

She opened the door. I started kissing her and pulling her clothes off. Within a minute we were on her bed and I was pushing my dick into her. Bam bam bam. I came inside her. But really only half came inside her because 10 minutes early I did shoot one blast of cum into the ex.

It was like one orgasm spread out over 10 minutes going into two different girls.


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199,678 Stop whining. She never stops whining.


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199,677 I had a dog. He was great. He was low key and easy going, just like me. I had him for 14 years. But I knew he was going. We spent his last evening together on the front stoop. He always liked that. We'd watch people go by. Some would stop to pet him. Some would give him a treat. He was happy.

Next morning he was dead.

Tell you a secret, I cried. The only time I ever cried as an adult.

It's been a few years now, but I think of him every time I come home and climb the front stoop.


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199,676 Now the media is attacking Trump because he took a car ride 230 yards to visit the Bush family.

O.M.G. Trump rode in a car! Who in their right mind would ride in a car? He should be impeached!

It's not even worth responding it's so laughable.

PS - They are also saying Trump wore an overcoat whereas some of the other people with him did not.

How dare the President wear an overcoat! What the hell was he thinking? He had no right to wear an overcoat! I heard people in Russia wear overcoats. Pelosi should subpoena the White House!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.


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199,675 In my son's school the chorus can't sing Christmas songs. No longer allowed. Not PC. But they can sing Hanukkah songs.


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199,674 I'm not putting up any Christmas decorations this year. People are mean. I don't want to put a little joy in their lives. They don't deserve it.



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199,673 The man stocking the shelves in our supermarket is a registered sex offender. This shouldn't be. So many of us bring our kids to the store and we have to watch them diligently. The man should go work someplace else.  


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199,672 Paula, I could care less about your slutty pictures on tumblr, could you at least have the decency to not wear the wedding ring I bought you???


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199,671 There's a a guy on our local facebook forum who posted his dog is missing. The guy is an ass. He does nothing but complain about everything in town. He's an obnoxious lazy fuck.

But here he is asking for help because his dog ran off. I felt bad for him. So I responded and said there is another local forum exactly for missing pets. It's a good place to post. They are a good network of people who have located a number of missing pets.

His response: "I'm not a member over there. Post it for me."

Yes Master! Right away Sir!

Jeez, his dog is missing and he wants me to do the work for him? No thanks. I hope someone finds his dog and keeps the critter. Probably better off with a new family.


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199,669 My wife talks longingly of moving out of here and into a nicer place. Oh we'll move out of here soon, but when we do I'm leaving her.


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199,668 I'm not hetero but I'm just really done with tumblr's desperate insistence that every character in fiction is secretly a gay icon.


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199,667 This post is similar to "prostate" guy's post, but it reminded me of this...

Years ago in the late 1980's I went for spring break vacation to the Bahamas.  It was the usual drunken sex fest.  One girl I hooked up with one night was particularly pretty, but thats not why I remember her.  She was my first and only true deep throat experience.  I hang a healthy 6.5" - not huge, but not small either.  As she was blowing me, she opened wide and just took me all the way down, balls to chin and started doing me that way. It was the hottest thing I ever saw or felt in my life - my entire dick going all the way in.  Sad to say that after she started doing me that way I could not last much longer - the visual more than anything did me in I think, and I came harder than I had ever cum before.  

Never had it like that before or since.  Ah, memories!  


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199,665 As my daughters struggle through their teen years, they have become stereotypically hostile towards their mother.

The long harangues they go on about all of her shortcomings and the way they psychoanalyze her every move can be harrowing.

I support my wife against these attacks but secretly, they have her pegged.  Every one of the things they have noticed about the way she treats them and me, I have seen and asked my wife to change.

She shrugged me off when I brought up these issues 10 years ago and now she shrugs off the kids.  5 years until the last kid and I am out of the house.


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199,664 Many years ago, I had a one night stand with a girl I met in DC.  I had just moved there and she was there to see the AIDS Quilt on The Mall. (yeah, a long time ago)

She introduced me to my prostate.  When she blew me, she put her finger in my ass and I had that weird need to pee sensation.  I swear she swallowed my soul that night.  I had never cum that hard in my life.

I never told anyone about that magic finger before but I feel like I have been chasing that dragon ever since.


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199,663 I'm 30 today. I'm spending today alone (mostly by choice). I had all these plans and back up plans and all of them fell through. I have no idea what to do for myself. Every plan I had was driven by someone else.

So I'm planning for the year. Multiple trips or tourist things locally that I haven't done. Different restaurants. All while getting healthier so I'm more apt to be spontaneous and enjoy my life.



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199,662 I know this girl who once had sex with one guy in the morning and then that same night had sex with a different guy ;)


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199,661 K,

We all agree, if ever there was a gay man in denial, it's your husband.


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199,660 I'm unhappy there is a remake of the Mary Poppins movie. Some movies shouldn't be done over. They were perfect the first time.


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199,659 Even though I check my locks all the time, I’m always paranoid someone is going to break in.


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199,658 I don't get it. I never get it. My wife and I were getting along great for the last few days. What a welcome relief. She is usually angry at everything I do. But she lightened up these last few days.

Tonight we had dinner. Usually I make dinner, but tonight she made it. Nothing too strenuous, grilled cheese. Afterwards I cleaned up.

When I was done with the cleaning, out of nowhere she said, "You're a rotten husband." I thought she was kidding. But she wasn't. My heart sank. I asked why. She said "Because you never buy me anything." Then she went off to the bedroom and locked the door.

I can't do this anymore.


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199,657 When I meet a woman for the first time, I always try to innocently down play her age. Like I'll say, "Back when you were in college - like when was that in 1995 or so..."

Meanwhile she graduated in 1985. I kind of know that, but it makes her feel special that I mistook her to be 10 years younger.


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199,656 I love grocery shopping


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199,655 I hate anal sex. 40/F


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199,653 Everybody is so concerned with how much everybody else has. I absolutely never let anybody know how much I have. I think it’s better this way.


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199,650 I want to learn to be more patient with people.


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199,649 A lady in my town owns a bar. She never went to college.  After 30 years of owning the bar she owns multiple houses in town. It makes me mad. I pay taxes, but people with cash businesses don't have to and are getting wealthy.


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199,648 I think this photo is a setup. I think some political manipulators thought it would make for a good photo on the evening news, so they arranged to have the dog brought there and then commanded the dog to lie down. We are constantly being conned, but in this case it is very obvious.




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199,647 I got a text from my wife saying,

"Just finished work. Looking forward to seeing you. XOXO"

This was odd. She has never sent me a text like that before.

A minute later I got a phone call from her. She sounded a little frantic and without me even asking she started in, "Did you get my text? Did you get it? Let me explain. I was sending it to [our daughter] at college. I was just letting her know where I was and I'm looking forward to seeing her in a few weeks when she comes home. That's what I meant. That's what the text was about. Okay?"

Would you buy this? I'm not sure I do.





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199,646 I am due for my period tomorrow. Always the days before, I feel doom and gloom. I woke up this morning feeling irritable and now I am weepy and feel like everybody hates me. I keep telling myself that it's hormones but it doesn't help.


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199,645 Liberals are putting America in danger with this anti- Trump hate. He has done nothing but enforce the laws of the USA . Every President before him said our borders should be secured - now he is the problem when he enforces it ? He cancelled his talk with Putin in Argentina as he did not feel he had the mandate to represent  USA. If you kids are  forced into fighting a war with Russia -know where to put the blame.This is childish and disgusting behaviour from the Democrats as well as the media. This is un-America and very dangerous to the USA. An ununited front to the rest of the world is not good- I dont sleep at night worrying about the future of the kids in this country.Think about it- your actions has consequences!


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199,644 I cried after sex last night for the first time ever. My partner doesn't know.


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199,643 Your new girlfriend makes annoying faces, but I know it’s because she’s only 20. She’ll grow up eventually too. I’m enjoying it for now, because it makes me feel better about since it was SO hard getting over him...


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199,642 I am so in love with her as a person, not because it is a sexual attraction or anything, but because she makes me feel like the genuine, insanely sweet, person that I once was.. the person that I have so often thought of and have strived to pretend to be again.. before the world really beat me up in some of the worst ways. It's because she is so genuine and sweet still. Despite the shit she's gone through, she holds it together better than I. I'm envious of that. - I'm a good person and very nice and genuine still, but I am now so wary; cautious; apprehensive; scared; lacking of true care, even.
But when I'm with her, I feel like the me from 10 years ago without even trying. - And that is why I want to just be around her so badly.


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199,641 I hate how messy my wife is. It's rude for her to leave so much crud around everywhere. I've spoken to her about it many times. Nothing gets better. I have cleaned up her stuff 100 times. But by a few weeks later she has created a mess again. It's not fair. She's a pig and she drags down everyone else in this household.



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199,640 People might hate her, but you have to admit Ocasio-Cortez  is pretty damn hot. She'd win the swimsuit competition for all of Congress.


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199,639 I'm a 46 year old guy and I have no friends. Instead what I actually have is an eclectic collection aquatints who I'm friendly with. None of them are actually my friend. The older we get the harder it becomes to develop new friendships. I don't know why this happens but it just does. Over the Thanksgiving holiday a guy around my age whose friendship I was trying to cultivate just up and cut me off completely. We didn't argue I didn't monopolize his time he just stopped responding to me. I'm ashamed to admit to anyone, even my wife how much it hurt me. My logical mind says it's not about me; he's the one with a problem. It just sucks to have my feelings hurt like this at this age.


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199,638 When I'm crushing on someone, I often find myself finding reasons to think they're interested in me.  Oh, he walked near me!  He must be trying to get close to me!

I think it's a little crazy.  Is anyone else like this?


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199,637 I wonder if I can have a fairytale being a single mom


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199,636 He's divorced with 2 young kids. His ex-wife is beautiful. They are both loving parents. They had been together for 7 years.

I'm fat, frumpy, childless, never married. He says he wants me and loves me but I keep wondering if I'm second best because he doesn't want to be alone during deployment. I don't want him to settle.


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199,635 I've come across a new breed of angry accusing woman. It's happened to me a few times in the last year where I said something innocent on a chatboard and a middle aged woman I didn't know jumped down my throat. Each time I did a little digging and found the woman was recently divorced.

Since their husband left them, all middle age white men must be verbally attacked and blamed for bad deeds, even though I did nothing wrong.

It becomes clear why their husbands left them.


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199,634 Best first date ever. A guy asked me out for Chinese food. He was very nice. Afterwards he was walking me to Broadway so I could catch a cab home. We passed by an ice cream store. He asked if I wanted a scoop. We went inside. He started talking to the one guy working there. He was making the guy laugh. My date told the guy he should sit down and put his feet up and we'll scoop our own. The guy was amused so he said okay. We put on aprons just as customers came in. The guy looked at us and said get to work. So we filled their ice cream requests. I knew how to work a cash register and we were in business. We stayed for 2 hours til closing. I must have served 50 people. Laughing and joking the whole time. It was a blast. The guy thanked us and said come in anytime and we'll get free ice cream for life! My date walked me to the corner for my cab. Except this time I told him to get in. I took him home and fucked his brains out. He was definitely a keeper. So much so that I married him!


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199,633 When I hear about another #metoo accusation. I roll my eyes.


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199,632 An ad on the Facebook tag sale page,

"Table and chair both for $50"

So what does this mean? They cost $50 each? Or together the total price will be $50?

More importantly, why make unclear posts like this where the intended audience is left guessing the final price. Many young people forget the goal of communicating is to convey information TO THE OTHER PERSON, not to yourself.

(** cough, cough, millennials**)


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199,631 I cannot live without you. I want kick and scream and make you take it all back. I want to be in your arms again and know it is alright.
I


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199,630 My advice to young people, when in high school, don't join the marching band.


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199,629 I don't believe the explanation given by Neil De Grasse Tyson.


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199,628 It's gotten to the point where I want to wear a yellow star on my lapel identifying me as a Trump supporter. That way Democrats can know who and what I am and start in with the harassment and punishment sooner.


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199,627 Does anyone else get first day jitters when starting a brand new job?
I’m starting a new job in the next few days, and my anxiety skyrockets. It’s diffi for me to breathe because I get so worked up about it. Would be nice to hear others’ ways of dealing with it, or making it through the first few days.


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199,626 I always watched gilmore girls together with my mom when I was a kid. We were so much like Rory and Lorelai, super close all the time. Now I'm starting my first job in january, and tonight she visited me and my bf and we watched it again. It made me feel so sad because the music and the scenes brought up so much. I realized how much I actually miss my mom and how it's all going to change once I start working.

I guess something to take away from this is that you should be thankful for the time you can spend with the people you care about. I'm going to try to make it a habit to have lunch together at least once every two weeks when I'm working.


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199,625 I met this woman online. She was cute married for 17ys looking to become a "bad girl" for awhile. We had sex, nothing to write home about. She's all about it. I have her send me pictures of her. Nothing risque. Just pics of her before or after church. I much rather masturbate to her pics than actually have sex with her.
M50


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199,624 I'm ready for Christmas music about December 22. That is plenty of time to hear all the classic carols and songs for the season about 10 times over before the season ends.
However not to be in our house. Christmas music is started on the ride home from Thanksgiving and now 24/7 in the house. Literally drives me out of the house on the weekends.


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199,623 My friend makes her own dog food. Who does that? I've never heard of this before. She has far too much free time on her hands.


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199,622 Interesting how  the media has ignored the riots in France. Macron is their blue eyed boy and they wish that Trump was more like him -cute and sweet- as this is what they want from a President. His country is turning against him not because they dont like him- but because of his policies. Thank heaven for Trump .The liberals  might not like him but his policies are right on- he has his hand on the pulse! Cant say this out loud as I will be tarred and feathered!


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199,621 I watched the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol with my youngest daughter.  I don't think she saw that I was crying through many parts.  I always loved the film as it was one of my family's favorites.

This year, as I approach 50, I saw it for the beautiful story of the power of redemption.   Probably obvious to most but as I look backward more than forward, I see it in a much different light.


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199,619 We should all agree to stop making stupid people famous. Next time a there's a news story about the Kardashians or any other Holly celeb, turn off the TV and walk away.


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199,618 People should smile more. Nothing is really that bad.


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199,617 I think my marriage is about to end. For the last several months, I've gone between wanting it to end and wanting to fight for it. I won't say it's all his fault - certainly I have messed up plenty of things and wish I would have handled some things better - but I have dealt with his unchecked depression for too long. I just want him to be happy. I don't know if I can do that for him anymore.


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199,616 I think God hand picked the mothers of children with Downs Syndrome. He needed the kindest most patient among us for this special task and boy did he find them.


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199,615 I still tear up when Frosty melts in the greenhouse.

I'm 53.


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199,614 I don't understand why I have to come up with a resume to apply for a part time grocery store night job. Isn't that what applications are for? I hope someone can enlighten me. Thanks.


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199,613 I want to get into shape. I don’t feel healthy. I’m not obese, but I am a few pounds considered overweight for my height. I need to have the motivation for the first work out ONLY. After that I have it pinned in my mind to go every day to the gym and eat clean. I know I can do it. I just have to have that one great workout to start my journey. It’s a lot harder to do than it sounds for me, unfortunately


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199,612 Our boss has made me his eyes and ears when he's not there. Any time you step put of line I'm to report it to him. He'll find out either way and it's both of our asses if I try to cover for you. As complicated as things have gotten, even though we're not as close as we were, even though things are strained, I don't want to hurt you. Please stop giving him ammunition before I have to.


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199,611 I'm sitting here not knowing what to do. My friend is dying. It's a long sad story. I've known him for 40 years. Such great times together. But sometimes life messes with us. We get sick. We die.

Here's my dilemma. Three years ago he came down with this illness. The "in sickness and health" part didn't work for his wife so she decided to leave him. She filed for divorce and vanished from his life. He never heard from her again.

The illness has been progressing all this time. Now there is nothing left to do. He has a few weeks left. That's it.

The other day he told me he'd like to hear from her one more time. He wants to tell her he understands now. These last few years in and out of the hospital have been brutal. He understands why she couldn't handle it. He wants to say he forgives her.

I asked if he wants me to find her and tell her to call. He said no. He very much wants to hear from her, but he doesn't want to be a burden to her. She left him, he doesn't want to put her on the spot and guilt her into calling him. And he worries, what if she refuses to call. It would be her rejecting him all over again. He doesn't want to take the chance.

But I know him. I know he loved her deeply. I know it would give him closure to hear the warmth in her voice. It would give him peace.

I know her too. She's a good egg. No, she couldn't handle his illness, but I know she loved him. I know if I mentioned any of this, she'd call him. She'd tell him he mattered to her. Because he did matter to her. Hearing that from her would make him smile. I know it. Wouldn't that be something!

So do I respect his wishes, even if they are based on fear and pride? Or do I trust my gut and the 40 years of knowing him. Does my never wavering friendship give me the opening to make a command decision and let her know what's up? What would you do?


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199,610 This month will be the 20th anniversary of my abortion.I don’t want to say I regret it because I think it was the right thing to do at the time. What I do regret is getting myself into that position in the first place. I am not the same person I was back then. I actually respect myself now.


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199,609 My wife and I have never orgasmed together. I've tried, but she needs 110% attention on herself to orgasm.


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199,608 As a man, I feel that flirting with another man's wife is crossing a line.  Married women are off limits.

However, women seem to have no problem flirting with married men.  In fact, if you're a single man, women will be annoyed with you if you flirt with them.  But once you get that ring on your finger, suddenly the women start coming out of the woodwork.

Funny how that is.



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199,607 a girl i know uses something in her hair that smells like perfume, but a kind of perfume i don't like.  It's overpowering, just a smell i don't like.  When we are all somewhere someone will say "omg you smell so good" to her but i really don't like the smell.  


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199,606 I'm better off than most people because most people are dead.


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199,605 I watched my wife go up to our dog and say to him, "I'm going out and if you are a good doggie while I'm gone and don't go peepee on the floor, I will give you a dog biscuit when I get back."

A few weeks later my wife came up to me said, "I'm going out and if you are a good husband while I'm gone and clean the kitchen, I will give you a blow job when I get back."

The dog got his biscuit and I got a blow job. But something doesn't feel right about this.


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199,604 I really don’t care about the plight of transsexuals.  I believe it’s a mental illness that should be treated instead of accomodated.


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199,603 I slept with a man. It was complicated. My husband and I weren't getting along. We fought all the time. Sex, money and the kids. I refused to have sex. He insisted I get a job. The kids were teenagers and acting up. It was messy. I started looking for work to help with our finances. I met up with an old officemate a few times. It led to a sexual encounter.

I came home that afternoon and felt so guilty. I cried to my husband about our sad marriage. I told him we need to make it better. I practically dragged him into the bedroom and we did it for the first time in a year. Things improved greatly after that day. Our marriage is strong again. I'm glad.

My husband has no idea though that the day I finally had sex with him, I was having sex with another man an hour earlier. This will forever remain a secret.


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199,602 I don't care a damn about George Bush dying. He was a boring uninspiring president who did nothing and wasn't re-elected. Yet to watch the news, they make it out like the man was Midas with the golden touch. Just bury the guy already and move on.


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199,601 I wish that I could openly admit that I never want to be in a relationship again , but I know that isn’t how I’m supposed to feel. I wouldn’t mind having a friend for occasional sex and conversation, but the thought of a full time person in my life doesn’t do it for me.


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199,600 Last night was a huge success, after dinner I went back to her house and had her bent over my knee, skirt up and panties down by her ankles....it just got better from there.
I love submissive women


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199,599 My wife treats me like an employee she's disappointed with.  I'm giving up.


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199,598 I’ve had a “beard” for going on 8 years now. Prior to that, for years after puberty, I honestly didn’t think I could even grow facial hair. But one day I awakened, and cosmic forces collided for a brief moment. I discovered that I could never again imagine my face without a beard. So I’m growing it...


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199,597 Corporate Attorney here - I love cases like yours. Your law school failed you; ask for a refund.


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199,596 My employer tried to fire me because I was sick.  They put everything in writing.

However, I never told my employer that I went to law school.

I filed a federal civil rights complaint and have basically been sitting back letting these incompetent nitwits at my company send me threatening and harassing e-mails for 8 months.  I've been sitting at my desk while they've been retaliating, defaming, harassing, and assigning me to projects that they've admitted in writing that I'm not qualified for.  Everything they send me, I just send it along to the federal investigators.  One of the first things I did was go to an employment lawyer.

I have 150 pages of written evidence now.  The feds are providing me with a free, third party investigation into the incident that will arrive in the mail next week.  It's a civil case - the jury only has to believe me more than they believe the company.

The company has no idea what's about to hit them.  None of them are legal people, or even public policy people.  They were IT people who started a company that did healthcare information tech projects for the government, and they slowly moved into public policy.  None of these idiots had any idea that they couldn't fire a person for an illness.  They didn't even know that they needed a lawyer until a few months ago.  

They'll be shocked when their lawyer tells them to write me a blank check because I have evidence supporting 58 civil violations that they're on the hook for.  

Anyway, I've been spending a lot of my time in the office looking at new houses, new cars, etc.  I have a retirement to plan for.


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199,595 You’ll never make everybody happy—and the people that aren’t happy are liable to tell you why. Criticism is part of the price of being human. But even though we know that, it’s hard to deal when the negative stuff starts rolling in. Share an opinion on the internet—or just report some inconvenient facts (ask me how I know)—and you may have hordes of people telling you what a bad person you are.

Here’s how to stop criticism from ruining your day.

Accept That It Will Happen. The only way to totally avoid criticism is to simply not let anybody find out that you exist. As soon as you start putting your face, name, writing, or actions out into the world, people will have opinions about you. Nobody, no matter how wildly successful, is universally beloved. Haters gonna hate.

When you think about it that way, getting criticism is a sign that you’re doing something right. You’re putting your work out in public. When I get one of those cringey flashback memories of a time I said or did something stupid, I like to tell myself, I was brave. Maybe I fucked up, but at least I was trying.

Pay Attention to Who Is Giving the Criticism. Do you care about the opinion of the person who’s giving the criticism? If they’re your boss, or your trustworthy friend, that’s different than if they’re just some rando who’s dashing off a mean tweet and didn’t know you existed until 30 ago.

Separate Facts From Interpretation. Even well-meaning criticism has layers of human fallibility between the actual problem and the words or thoughts that come back to you. The other person interprets what you’ve done and they react in their own way; you hear their words and make your own assumptions.




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199,594 My work best friend has some little habits that drive me a bit crazy, but it’s nothing major. But there’s one that drives me nuts more than any. She has smaller boobs, and I’m a busty gal. It drives me bananas when she starts talking about how small boobs are better than big boobs because big boobs get saggy, and women with smaller boobs get a better bra selection than bustier women do, if she drops food it doesn’t land on her shirt like it does on mine when my boobs catch it. I don’t really appreciate her putting down my body like that. Ugh. I’m telling her how I feel next time she says something because it is straight up rude.


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199,593 I feel like I would be perfect for somebody but in reality I don’t know them very well and it’s both attraction and what they like on social media


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199,592 I lost my job. I'm older. I was ousted. I worked 35 years and the working word is telling me it's enough and I should make way for the next generation. They are probably right. I did well, others deserve a chance.

My wife works. By that I mean she works 9 hours a week at a museum. It breaks down to 3 hours a day for three days. She gets paid $11 per hour or $99 per week.

In the six months since I was laid off, she has been progressively meaner to me. She puts me down for no longer working. She views herself as the breadwinner and me as a loser who lost his job.

It's a ridiculous notion. I've made enough money for retirement five times over. I kept working because I liked it. Or possibly I liked being away from her everyday.

My eyes are opening. It's hard for me to be older. It's hard for me to accept that it's time to move on from my career. What I don't need is a wife making me feel worse about it.

I'm seriously thinking about leaving her, moving south, and taking a simple job as a bartender just to keep busy.

For the first time ever, I'm thinking I might be happier without her in this next phase of my life.


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199,591 I finally found my g spot! Well, my boyfriend did. Before I could only ever orgasm with clitoral stimulation. My g spot just isn't nearly as deep inside as I thought it would be.


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199,590 My real secrets are nobody’s business. Not even anonymously. I save them for my lover’s ears only.


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199,589 Most sadists eventually commit suicide.


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199,588 When I was a kid they used to have this toy , whenever you shake it or turn it upside down you were able to hear a moo (like the sounds cows make) . I remember being so obsessed with with opening the thing because a friend told me it was actually a miniature cow living inside of it. Every time I think about it , I laugh and sometimes I wish I was the naive and innocent.


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199,587 I told my wife I'm going to turn off her phone service if she keeps ignoring my calls and doesn't pick up.

Her response, "That only happened like 5 times this week."

Exactly.


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199,586 I wished my mother was dead when I was a teenager.
Now when she does die part of me will say "You wanted this" and I can't get rid of it.


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199,585 A co-worker offered to help me get a job when my work placement's finished but I couldn't tell her that I just want to go back on the dole.


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199,584 I have a pal who sometimes sucks my dick. He's not feeling good, so I went over to his place with soup. My body feels like we missed a step, because I didn't get my dick sucked.


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199,583 Quitting alcohol was the best thing I’ve ever done. My antidepressants are finally working. I feel like a huge weight has been lifted and 2018 has turned out to be a great year because I’m taking better care of myself.


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199,582 I believe it is best to not let anybody know how much you have. Best not to let anybody know about your good fortune. I like to keep that stuff close to the vest.


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199,581 I've been very lucky so far. I am thankful for my blessings. Other men went bald as early as 20. Many more by 40. I'm 60 and still have my full head of hair. But I know all good things come to an end. My father started losing his hair in his 60s. He was bald by 70. This is my fate. It's been a good run. I'll miss being the only guy my age with hair.


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199,580 Nothing quite as satisfying as pulling out a big crusty booger.


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199,579 Trump is doomed. News story today that some residents in Trump Tower were overheard speaking Russian. It's the end of the road for his presidency.


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199,578 If my landlord has hidden cameras in this apartment, I could never run for public office.


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199,577 I hate web pages where pop up windows appear as your mouse crosses over words. It's obnoxious.

I imagine this is what it's like to work at large internet companies. You come to work and nine fellow employees get in your face all at once.

"Where's the printer paper." "You wanna do lunch?" "Do you know crabs can grow a new claw?" "What's the zip code in Maine?" "I have to go pee pee."

It must be hell working for an internet company.


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199,576 More and more stories have trickled in since the election. One about California. There were many tight races. The regular votes were counted as were the absentee votes. Republicans looked to be the winners. But then the provisional votes were counted later on...

Provisional votes happen when someone goes to the wrong polling place. They get given a provisional ballot which is then moved a few days later to the correct polling place. But when you look at the details, the voter can't be checked out as a real and registered voter because the incorrect polling place doesn't have their name. But they are given the ballot anyway.

And when the ballots are transported to the correct location, there is no official handoff and accounting involved. A box of ballots is given to whoever volunteers to drive to the other side of town. So easy to remove the ballots you don't like, or add new ballots with your chosen candidates.

Anyway, in California, when they added in the provisional ballots, ALL the Republicans who had been leading the close races ended up losing. This can not be a coincidence.

Voting in our country is filled with corruption. Candidates are in office, but they did NOT win the election. They cheated to get there.

Yet no one seems to care very much.  


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199,575 I don't want to buy anyone a christmas present. I don't want to get any christmas presents. Can't there big a global opt out list for christmas? It's a dumb holiday all about commercialism. I want nothing to do with it.


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199,574 I'm a guy. I bought my wedding attire the night before the wedding. I went to a store at the Mall. It closed at 10 pm. I showed up at 9:30 pm. I bought stuff off the rack. Cheapest shit I could find. $30 khaki pants, $15 white shirt, $75 blue blazer.

As you might guess, I wasn't really into the idea of getting married. Seemed like a good idea a year earlier when I proposed, but as the months ticked by I realized who she was and I started dreading the idea of being married to her.

In short, she was everyone's throw away. No one was knocking on her door looking for a date. She was annoying and difficult. She was overly emotional and selfish. And I began to realize how much she manipulated and lied about everything. It's why I proposed. She lied to me about who she was. She made herself out to be this kind caring woman. But as soon as she had the engagement ring she let her guard down and started to show her real self.

I mentioned this to friends. They said I was just having cold feet. But no, it was much more than that. She was not a good person. But because of the pressure of friends, and because I had already paid the wedding bill in full, I uncharacteristically let my sense of reason go and I walked down the aisle. But in clothes from the rack purchased 12 hours earlier. The clothes were my secret little dig that I didn't care about this wedding and I wasn't going to put in any effort.


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199,573 I have this sinking feeling you've abandoned me again.


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199,572 Speaking of weddings, something I've wondered. My wife spent $3000 on her wedding dress. I view this as a huge waste of money. The dress gets worn once for 5 hours. That works out to about $1 every 5 seconds she wore the dress. I picture me plucking a dollar out of my wallet every 5 seconds for the entire wedding. It should of been a tipoff to me as to what marriage would be like. But is this normal? Do most women waste this kind of dosh on a dumb dress?


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199,571 My wedding was the worst thing ever. The guests were in one room. There was a band with dancing in another room. No one danced. Tip for future brides, the guests like to watch the dancing so guests and dancing need to be in the same room.


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199,570 There is a well known bully in the school. I'm told his father is in the mafia. So no one, not the teachers and not the parents, does anything about the bully. This is crazy. The kid and his father should be in jail, not menacing an entire school.


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199,569 My wife quietly whispers her orgasms. I have to pay close attention or I'll miss it.


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199,568 Town had a big Christmas festival tonight. Santa was there with his elves. You could buy a tree and ornaments and gifts. The hot chocolate was free! It was fun. Except one store decided to put out a giant minnora on the sidewalk. Why are jewish people like that? Why do they have to be so difficult? Couldn't they let us enjoy the Christmas spirit on this one night?


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199,567 I had a morbid thought.  I wonder if people who die young know they're going to die young?  Like do they have a sense that they won't live to be old?


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199,566 Not only do I have homo erotic dreams, I have homo erotic wet dreams. I dreamed I was get a blow job from a guy and when I came in the dream, I came in real life. I woke up with cum in shorts. I need to do this for real. I'm ready.


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199,565 People are mean. Especially if I'm successful and they are not. They see it as their right to be mean to me. Not fair. I'm a very nice person. Yet I get dumped on because I worked hard.


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199,564 I think brides-to-be who obsess over finding juuuusst the right dress, and who bring friends along to shop for it for consecutive weekends, have a discreet form of mental illness.


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199,563 Education these days is no longer about making kids smarter. It's about coddling the troll parents who want to cause a problem about every little thing.


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199,562 I hate when people post memes. I very much appreciate wit. But original wit. Taking someone else's humor and posting it just shows me you're an un-creative nitwit.


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199,561 A few years ago I told my wife how I dislike one of her friends. When the name would come up in front of my wife, I'd roll my eyes and make a snide comment about the friend. The friend told my wife she disliked me too. The truth is, back then I was sleeping with my wife's friend. We developed this cover story of disliking each other to cover our tracks. Kind of funny. We don't sleep together anymore. Nothing bad. We're still fond of each other and my wife still thinks we don't like each other.


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199,560 LinkedIn is a professional's facebook.  It's become total shit show.  

I recently linked to a previous manager.  This woman was bat-shit crazy.  Her thing was "shrinking" her people.  She'd call us in her office for 1:1 discussions.  What should have been a meeting about work turned into a psych evaluation where she'd make people cry.  I'd see people leave her office with red eyes and a runny nose, because she'd reduce them to tears.

Fast forward 12 years.  This woman left her job at the Fortune 1000 and now owns her own business.  She started the business because she inherited over a million dollars from a great aunt who didn't have children of her own.  Of course inheritance, this woman would have no way been able to launch a business by her own doing.  

Her business is professional leadership and development.  I almost hurt myself when falling out of my chair.  People across the city she networks with sing her praises.  Just goes to show you what bullshit unravels professionally and how people blindly follow idiots who project wealth and business acumen.  I can't stand this woman.  I hope she fails, not that it'd make a difference, with all those millions to catch her.


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199,559 What do you do when someone is mean to you on Facebook and a few days later you see her stranded in a parking lot looking for someone to jump start her car?

Sometimes I hate being me. I'm far to nice.



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199,558 So many wounds in this country over the past few years. I fear there might be no recovery. Some wounds never heal and the organism dies. This might be our fate.


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199,557 Yesterday I did Special K for the first time, and went whole hog and IV’d it. It was insane. My consciousness came apart like an onion and I felt like I was dying in a wonderful way. I was disappointed when I came to and still had all these fckn serious problems. I think I will probably do a LOT more next time. I don’t like my life and don’t want to come back.


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199,556 My sister in law is pregnant. She's a giant attention whore and is using this baby as a way to rake in even more attention.

She and her husband are going to do a "gender reveal" but THEY will already know the sex of the baby. She said she wants all the family to be "surprised." Uh, I thought those parties were mainly to surprise the parents, not just friends/family.

I really do not give a single fuck about the sex of her unborn baby. The only way I'd be surprised is if it was born intersex. Yet, I have to play nice and act excited because otherwise I'm an asshole.

Maybe I'm on the spectrum.


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199,555 I heard on the news today that some woman got upset when an airline gate agent made fun of her five-year-old daughter's name. The child was named "Abcde" pronounced "Ab-suh-dee".  While I never condone an adult making fun of children. Why the hell do you name your child "a b c d e".  You're just asking for them to get messed with in life.


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199,554 Often times young women have a hard time achieving orgasm. I know of a women who's been married 30 years. They married young, right out of high school, and she has never achieved orgasm and she is perfectly okay with this. I think this may be a common problem when 2 inexperienced people marry. The woman never learns to orgasm and the man doesn't even realize that it's a problem. She may not even be aware it is either. When I was much younger (teens and early 20's) I enjoyed sex and getting him off but never orgasmed. The young men I was with never really tried to get me off. I don't think they even knew it should be different. That sex wasn't just something for them to enjoy and her to give. I think if I had married then, with one of them, over time I would have not wanted to have sex as it was so one-sided.

I think that is what is occurring a lot with the people complaining about their wife not wanting sex anymore. She never learned to orgasm and he never learned how to make her orgasm. The result of 2 inexperienced lovers.

But over time the unbalance of the situation is likely to lead to her not really wanting to have sex at all. After all he's only using her to get himself off. And they both become resentful and their sex life comes to a grinding halt,

It can be really hard to get a unexperienced woman to orgasm. At the beginning It can take a very long time and may not seem worthwhile to either party. Cue sex toys. Vibration against the clit can really help a women achieve orgasm much easier. The more orgasms she achieves the easier it becomes for her to reach it. Sex should be a shared experience where each person explores the other and discovers what the gets the other person off.

Very few women can get off easily and regularly with vaginal stimulation only. You may think she is achieving orgasm through this, when actually she's pretending. Because she thinks it's required. If your sex life is making out, a bit of foreplay, pound away for a couple of minutes, you ejaculate and collapse. Then odds are she's not getting much out of the deal and may start to avoid it over time. No she's not trying to trick you into thinking she liked sex when she doesn't. Over time it just became a unpleasant chore for her because it was so one sided.

Now this certainly isn't the case for all. And women who are more experienced or have been with someone who is more experienced and have learned how to achieve orgasm generally really enjoy sex. So this is why when a man comes in complaining how his wife doesn't want sex The response is what are you doing wrong? Because if you're not making sure she enjoys it and gets off too, then you're doing it wrong.

Also possible that something that really gets you off is a major turn off for her. She just doesn't feel comfortable talking about it.

Some Less common but possible reasons would be, she has some sort of infection (yeast, vaginosis, get's UTI's after sex). She's on her period and doesn't feel comfortable talking about it. She's not producing enough fluid and it's uncomfortable or painful. I've known some women who sex was always painful to. Not sure the cause there. May need to see a doctor or use more lube. She's just very tired or stressed out. Especially if there are young children in the house. Also low libido which could be due to wrong amounts or ratio of hormones.

Communication is very important. Not all communication is verbal. Hopes this helps.



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199,553 Until I was 12, I can remember my grandfather walking around the house in the nude. That is not normal behavior.
I did not have a normal childhood. I grew up in my grandparents home, and my family knew he was a sexual predator.
I did not have a normal childhood..


Adding this in late, but also** he passed away from prostate cancer a few days after I turned 13. He was abusive. I was never raped, thank God, but I have had things happen to me by him. I didn’t cry when he died. I cried, but it was fake because other relatives cried. I didn’t care. If anything, I was finally able to move on. I’m sure he would’ve caused me more damage as I got older/body started developing more.


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199,552 My friend spent her inheritance to build a restaurant, but then never opened the place. It's still sitting idle. Oh what I could have done with that money!


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199,551 Here's what my wife got out of our marriage:

- She quit her job when we came home from the honeymoon. She didn't even tell me. She just did it and assumed we will live on my salary.

- She insisted on me buying her a new car. She went from a Pacer to an Audi.

- She decided she would become a wine expert. She started buying herself two cases of wine each month. The good stuff.

- She had never traveled much before, so in the first 5 years of marriage she went to Thailand, Hawaii, London, Mexico, Arizona, Newfoundland, Switzerland, Florida, Vail, and St. Barts.

- She gave up her one bedroom apartment and had me buy a $2 million house.



Here's what I got out of my marriage:

- Before I was married I had sex several times a week. After I was married I had sex several times a year.


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199,550 I have no horse in this race, but I would hate to be Michael Cohen in prison, trumps former attorney. The guy turned on trump and I'm gonna guess there are plenty of redneck trump lovers in prison.


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199,549 When I was a kid I was aware my mom had very bushy pubic hair. I shouldn't have known this but I did know because she would forget to close the door to her bedroom. I also knew the styles of my dad's boxers. Not because he left the bedroom door open but because he was a gross pig and thought nothing of walking around in his boxers.


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199,548 I went to a book signing at the library. I got into a conversation with the author's mother. The mother whispered to me that the book was terrible and I shouldn't buy it. LOL.


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199,547 There needs to be boundaries on cops with tasers. They shouldn't be allowed to taser someone whenever they want. I don't remember voting to give them that "right".


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199,546 Amazing how destructive people can be when they borrow things.


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199,545 There is a group of parents and students trying to curb drunk driving in our community. They are having a fundraiser. Instead of having a bake sale to raise money tho, they are having a bartending night where they will serve drinks at a local restaurant and 10% of the proceeds will go to the group.

Serving alcohol as a way to encourage people not to drink....

Ya couldn't make this shit up!


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199,544 I'm sorry for posting this here. I want to be anonymous. Remove if not appropriate.

I saw this news story about a bullying incident in Great Britain. Two Syrian refugee students get attacked. It breaks my heart. The police have done nothing about it.

Here is one video:

https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/1067561480093163520

My secret, I want to see the bully die. I am a peace loving person who has never hurt anyone in my life. But I want to see Muslim people rise up and slowly slaughter the bully. I want the bully to feel scared to death. Then I want to see him die.

Here is a write up on the story:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/syrian-refugee-along-sister-attacked-classmates-says-dont-feel-safe-school-235558713.html


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199,543 When I exercise I worry I'm going to have a heart attack. I often stop my workout after a few minutes before my heart starts beating faster. Kind of defeats the purpose to work out but not let my heart speed up.


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199,541   The school district where I work released information of discipline events from last year.  It turns out X% of our student population is black.  But 10 times that number of discipline problems have come from black students.

  The democrats leaders in the town say this clearly shows the teachers are prejudiced against black students.

  Grrrrrrr.  We are prejudiced??????  First of all, as much as there's a 10 fold increase in discipline problems attributed to black students, it's really only one student.  Just a single maladjusted jerk causing all the problems.

  How dare I get blamed because this ass is a menace to everyone else?  He punches other students.  He bullies the bejesus out of them.  He rips up textbooks.  He intentionally sticks gum in students' hair.  There is no learning getting done when he's in the classroom.  But I am biased against black people?????  It's times like this when I hate being a teacher.


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199,540 This is the time of year when desperate high school seniors invent fake charities and appoint themselves president so they can look better on college applications.


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199,539 My neighbor still has his lawn mowed every Thursday morning. It's practically December. The grass stopped growing 8 weeks ago. But every Thursday the lawn guys come and rev up their mowers, weed whackers and blowers.

This is very telling to me. It shows how people operate. Their job is to  mow on Thursdays and today is Thursday so of course they mow. Their life has a purpose.

We have forgotten to think about why we do things. We have our routine and stick with it. We don't dare question anything. Do your job. Get paid. Go home and get drunk.

It's like we are living in the book 1984.



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199,538 I don't think Christmas trees are attractive. Kinda weird to put all these colored balls on a tree you just condemned to death.


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199,537 More loony politics. Cohen now says that in March of 2016, while Trump was campaigning to be president, he informed Trump about the details of a possible deal to build a Trump hotel in Moscow. This suggests Cohen lied to Congress. He had originally told them his last conversation with Trump on this topic was in January of 2016.

Uh oh. Cohen has a problem. Not wise to lie to Congress.

But what on earth does this have to do with Trump doing anything wrong?

1) Trump didn't lie to Congress.

2) Democrats seem outraged that Trump was thinking of building a hotel in Moscow. They think this is a crime.

Like what? Trump is a business man who build hotels. In 2016 he was still a business man. He was still a private citizen. He still owned a private company. Just because he was running for president doesn't mean he has to stop running his company.

The Democrats have a major flaw in their understanding of how our country works. Trump can do what ever he wants with his business, including looking into building a hotel in Russia. Why on earth do you think that equates to a criminal action?

Democrats, take a step back and think before you make these crazy wild accusations! What crime do you think Trump committed? There wasn't any. No more than me going to the supermarket and buying Russian dressing for my salad!


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199,536 One of my favorite childhood memories.

I grew up in a high rise on Manhattan's Westside in the 1970s. It was an upscale doorman building. It was a very safe place to live, much safer than being outside. Being the nerdy loner kid, the building became my playground. I amused myself by snooping around everywhere --- the boiler room, the roof, the water tank, the service elevator. A couple times the doormen or the maintenance guys would fake grumble at me for being someplace I wasn't suppose to be, but they knew I was harmless so they never made a big deal out of it.

One of the best places was the storage rooms in the basement. Each condo had it's own 10x10 room for keeping old furniture and boxes of junk. The storage rooms had free standing walls about 7 feet high even though the basement ceiling was 8 feet high. This meant I could go into my parents storage room and squeeze over the wall to get into all the other storage rooms.

I spent countless hours doing just that. I'd go through all the boxes in my neighbors' units. There was a lot of junk like ashtrays and books. There was some valuable stuff too like jewelry and coins. I never stole anything. Not my thing. I'd just look.

My greatest find was a box of sex toys. There were dildos, a butt plug, leather straps, and silver "ben wa balls". I had no idea what the balls were or what they were called. This was pre-internet so I couldn't look it up. I also couldn't really ask anyone, hey mom what are these silver balls I found in a box of sex toys? I ended up going to Times Square and looking in smut store windows. I finally figured it out. Oh! That's what they are for!

Side note, the ben wa storage room belonged to an old couple in the building. They were probably in their sixties. I guess they didn't need sex toys anymore. Funny to sometimes be on the elevator with them. They'd smile at me thinking there's that precocious little 12 year old. I'd smile back thinking I've touched and sniffed the sex toys that have been in the wife's private parts.

LOL.


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199,534 I spoke with my brother for an hour the other night.  He said he and his wife wrongly had CPS called on them last summer by some college kid who was overstepping his bounds.  There was a lot of anger expressed in the call - they had to get a lawyer, the kids were questioned without their knowledge, etc.  I was pissed that this happened to my brother.

I told our sister about it.

She said she knew about it, because this happened last year.

I said no, this just happened over the summer.

And me and my sister looked at each other.  Because we knew that my brother and his wife are crazy and they scream and curse and hit, and their 5-year was expelled from pre-school for throwing a chair at another kid and he screams "fuck" all the time, too.



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199,533 I love trolling random people on Facebook.  I'll find people who believe something that's obviously wrong or immoral, like there's more than 2 genders, or that climate change will kill us all, or that police are always right and never murder people.  Then I'll slowly and methodically make them realize that what they deeply believe is wrong.  

So it's not really trolling because I'm not insulting them, all I'm doing is making them realize that their deeply held belief is wrong.  I guess it's more "debating," but I enjoy it so much that I consider it trolling.

Anyway, I think this little game of mine is starting to get to me.  It's giving me an insight into people that I don't think I can handle.  Watching grown adults, and often highly educated adults, eventually fly off the handle and start lobbing personal insults at me is entertaining... but what does this say about them?  How did they get locked into their worlds like this, like it's some sort of mental prison?  At what point did they choose to stop questioning themselves and decide that they are always right?

But the ones that scare me the most are the ones who always justify cop behaviors.  I've had two people I've known since we were kids block me on Facebook, and all I ever did was question police procedures and refer to the laws and cases that apply to the rest of us.  And I got blocked?  These are people I know... and they're ignoring murder?  And these weren't "bad" people.  These were "normal" middle class people... who are rationalizing an obvious murder.

Two things frighten me.  First, I'm realizing that there are a lot of "normal," "regular" people who wouldn't blink if the government started rounding people up and murdering us.  There are people in my neighborhood who would do that.  Second... what is wrong with me that I won't accept because I'm locked into a box?


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199,531 how lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard


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199,529 My wife has wet the bed several times. When we change the sheets together I pretend not to see the stains.


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199,528 I live in an all white area. A few years ago our town was "invaded". Young black people from the south came here for the summer to sell magazines door-to-door. Many townspeople were upset. They demanded the black salesmen be stopped.

The town looked into passing a new ordinance saying magazines couldn't be sold door-to door. But the town legal team squashed the idea. You can't block the sale of one type of item while allowing other types.

But the town didn't want to ban other items. The residents don't mind girl scouts selling cookies. After all, the girl scouts are the daughters of the residents. And more importantly, the girl scouts are white.

The residents also didn't want to block farmers coming door-to-door with fresh vegetables. Plenty of farms nearby. And all the farmers are white.

The local politicians also wanted to be able to go door-to-door during campaigns looking for donations. All our politicians are white.

The fire department sometimes goes door-to-door trying to raise money and our fire department is all white.

We didn't want to block any of these white people.

So now there is a new plan. The town is passing a blanket ordinance that nothing can be pitched door-to-door. That's it. Done. Over. Everyone is blocked. Perfectly legal.

Oh, but one little catch. The town is allowed to make exceptions. So they granted door-to-door permission to the girl scouts, the farmers, the politicians and the firemen.

Ha. We can't block just the black people, so we block everyone, but then makes exceptions for all the white people.

What a fucking con job. I hate this town. Make no mistake, prejudice is alive and well in the USA.


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199,527 Husband is leaving in about an hour for the next month for work. Got to come home for two nights. Didn’t sleep together, and barely showed me any contact; hand holding, touching, hugging, kissing etc.

The sad thing is I will be crying all night about it, but trying my best to push through that sadness while he sits across the room from me on his phone.

Marriage is lovely.
Two years together - future? Unknown.


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199,526 I find Yahoo is a very important news source because I really want to know what celebrities are doing with their hair.

Oh wait, no I don't.


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199,525 It makes me really sad when I check his social media, and see all the great things he says about his girlfriend. I used to get those messages. He used to say things to me, but I’m not that positive, gorgeous, optimistic girl. I was angry. I was depressed. I was trying too hard to be a different way than those things, but it always got the best of me..

I miss him all the time. I miss us. This year would have marked seven years together...unfortunately it’s going to be three years since we’ve split.

Relationships are hard. Sometimes both hearts are broken. Sometimes you hang on too long.

I hang on too long, so my heart is still broken.


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199,524 SB, i SO hope you aren't going to Boston for a man! I miss you, i'm ruined without you.


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199,523 Wall Street is so corrupt.  -- Former employee


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199,522 Meeting women & dating has never been easy for me. Then I read about people who have these elaborate and convoluted sexual requirements. Whips, chains, toys, costumes, role-playing. How the hell do you make that happen? I have a hard time just getting a BJ but some guy gets his woman to dress up like Eva Braun and do him in the butt with a strap-on. How do you even broach that subject?


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199,521 Related to the "public hanging post", you also can't say "white" anymore.

Town of Dorchester in Massachusetts came out with a Holiday card saying "I"m dreaming of a white Dorchester."

It was a play on Bing Crosby and "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

The trolls in town went nuts. They painted it as a racist message. The Holiday card was removed and officials apologized.

The trolls win again.




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199,520 I wish I was kidding, or I wish it is a mistake, but no its real. My daughter's Middle School has a monthly meeting for all the gay students.

GAY MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS?!?!?!

We are going way too far in pushing gayness on young students. This is sick.


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199,519 A woman is posting on the community facebook page how she is having trouble with a virus on her laptop. She is asking for help. I know exactly how to fix it. I deal with this all the time at work. But she's a bitch so I'm not responding.


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199,518 Maybe the yearly breast x-ray is what gives women cancer....


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199,517 My wife gets up half an hour before me every morning. She takes a shower and then comes back into our room to get dressed. She thinks I'm asleep, but I open my eyes to watch her moving around while naked. My morning treat.


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199,516 Is it just me, or have bananas changed in the past few years? They taste fake now, like banana flavoring has been added. And the texture is different, they are more plasticky.


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199,515 My ex sees our child once a year, for a couple of weeks. He lives about 1,500 miles away, and I don't think that's far away enough for him because he doesn't seem to care about being a father. He wasn't around for the pregnancy, really drug his feet to show up in the beginning, and it's just kind of been one big parenting fail. Sucks, but it is what it is. He married about 7 or 8 years ago and now is expecting a baby with his wife. I didn't meet her for the first time until a few weeks ago when they came to pick my child up for their annual visit. The wife was visibly pregnant, so I said congrats, made small talk, whatever. I had my two other children with me (I got married a few years ago), and my toddler was being a toddler - screeching, running around, being an asshole. I laughed and asked my ex and his wife if they were ready for this. The wife said ready as they'll ever be, and I made a remark (without even thinking), "Well, babies are a little intimidating at first, but you'll both get the hang of it." My ex gave an uncomfortable chuckle and said he was going to check them in for their flight. His wife paused and said, "Why did you say both? (Ex's name) has been a father for 10 years, you know. I don't appreciate you treating him like some deadbeat." Embarrassed, I said, "Well...yeah, but I mean, it's not like you two see him or interact with him on such a frequent basis that you're around kids that much."

Another pause. Then the wife said, "(Ex's name) sees his son every month. So I'm trying to figure out why you're making it sound like he doesn't."

I started laughing. This man has NEVER come to visit his son here EVER.

"Yes, he does!" my ex's wife insisted. "He visits one weekend a month. He's been doing that for years."

Another pause from both of us as the realization set in.


I wonder who he's been visiting.


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199,514 I met this girl recently she told me she was a squirter. That turned me on until after the sex the bed was soaked to the box springs. I was pissed ...she went home and i was stuck with a wet mattress. Next time I'll buy some of those doggy training pads. Should of thought of that sooner


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199,513 I'm just not buying it this time.


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199,512 I hide my tweezers from my husband. They're mine bub. They're not for your nose hairs!


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199,511 I'm not sure what to make of this. My wife and I haven't had sex in a long time. By that I mean months. I've been speaking to her about it. Or trying to. She backs away from any real conversation. She makes a quick excuse about being busy.

Last night she announced she was going to bed. I said I was going to stay up for a while to finish watching a movie. But a few minutes later I thought to hell with it, I might as well go to bed too. I walked into the bedroom. There she was with a pillow over her head. She does this to drown out the TV noise. But there was more. She had her hand down her PJs and was furiously rubbing herself. In other words, she was masturbating.

She's too busy for sex with me, but she has time for herself?

I watched this for like 10 seconds and then said, "Hello, I'm standing here."

She pulled the pillow away and saw me. She was clearly embarrassed. She screamed at me to get out, get out, get out. I did.

Today she isn't talking to me.

This is my fault? I did something wrong? I'm hating all of this.


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199,510 Back to say that my husband is leaving again tomorrow. Tried giving him a BJ. Didn’t work out. Maybe I’m not good at it, maybe he’s not attracted to me that way. Anyway..we’ve barely touched minus holding hands a few times yesterday. Our relationship is very strained. Been together just two years. Got married very fast. Lost our wild sex nights shortly after moving in together and making our relationship official.
Everyone tells us how great we are together.

People - looks are NOT everything. We couldn’t be further from “happy couple”. We fight constantly and our personalities are different. We rarely have anything interesting enough to talk about so we spend most of our time smoking weed and watching movies. It’s the one fun thing we do together that’s actually fun. It’s really depressing. Can’t even open up to him, because I don’t know what to say. He never has anything insightful to say back either. We are too young to be like this, but we’re both kind of stuck in this relationship right now.
Anyway..yeah. He leaves tomorrow for another month. Maybe it’s better for both of us. It’s gonna suck, but I don’t think I care that much, unfortunately.


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199,509 You want a scary thought? Millennials are having children now. Can you imagine?

They will demand laws get changed so a new born can get a tattoo.

When their 5 year old scrapes his knee, mommy will give him some oxycotin.

The classrooms in school will be torn down to make way for 50 new bathrooms, one for each new gender.

This is going to get very entertaining.


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199,508 I have a frenemy. She has a son the same age as my daughter. They both started college this fall. Her son has already been expelled for overdosing on drugs. He went to the hospital and is okay, but he was tossed from the university. I'm sorry his health was affected, but I'm glad he bombed out of college so quickly. I win.


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199,507 Ann, you are such a bitch but I can’t get you out of my mind. I don’t think you would be so angry if I had a crack at you. You deserve to have someone take care of you.


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199,505 As long as we're being anonymous and honest, I dislike jewish people.


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199,504 I don't want any friends or family. I don't want a job. I don't want to pay rent. I want to no obligations at all.

I have a plan. I want to buy a live-aboard sailboat. I have the money. I buy the boat and then take off in whichever way the wind is blowing. I'd never have to deal with people again. No rent. No obligations. I just go and do whatever I want.

I read about a guy who sailed around the world for four years with the twist that he never saw land in all that time. He stayed far enough offshore that he had contact with no one, not even visual contact.

This would be my dream.


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199,503 People act ugly online. It's a sad inner glimpse of what people are really like.

I've seen it in my town. Someone who I thought was a friend decided to get snippy with me because I think the town shouldn't cut down a beautiful old tree in the park. (They wanted the tree removed to make room for bigger baseball dugout.)

Anyway, I'm tired and disappointed with the abusive behavior, especially from so called friends.


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199,502 I think voters went gaga for Beto O'Rourke because he's good looking. Not because he had good ideas for the nation.


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199,501 Went to a big family gathering at Thanksgiving. Everyone was from my wife's side. When leaving, I gave a sincere warm goodbye to each person individually saying how good it was to catch up with them. They thought I was just being very nice. They don't realize it's the last time I will ever see them. I haven't yet told my wife, but I'm divorcing her. For financial reasons all the paper work will be official in the last few days of December. She won't know until then. I'll be gone for good. I'm going to miss some of them.


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