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216,323 I wonder if I made sure that rent was paid, bills were paid, and food was delivered, I wonder how long it would take people in my house to notice I was gone.


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216,322 One time I was fingering a girl and she shit on my finger. My friends call me milkdud


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216,321 One time I was fingering a girl and she shit on my finger. My friends call me milkdud


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216,320 my friend wants to buy a 55" tv, but insists on buying a cheap insignia brand


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216,319 I finally figured out that everyone will see you for who you are if I just maintain my cool.

The neighbor knows that you lie to me.

My mom is onto you listening to and stealing from me.

You attempting to get a rise out of me is just you trying to make your wife look crazy.

I am normal and you are a cult following asshole and a bad, just like your own dad.

You should be alone in an apartment too with how you treat people that love you.


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216,318 I'm having a baby with the wrong guy. I didn't want to continue the family curse of being a single mom and here I am now.


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216,317 damn ur hot


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216,316 They both look pathetic. If this is your idea of competition, don't bother.


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216,315 You look older than the residents. Shame.


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216,314 I'm bored of fakes.


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216,313 I fucked your wife in the ass many times


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216,312 It's been over a month since you passed and even tho I'm less hysterical I'm not ok. Grief is such an strange and lonely journey. I can't grasp this happened to us and I only had you for so little. I've been stolen a past, a present and a future, I don't even know how am I able to function, to wake up in the morning and go to work. To go meet with friends because I know I have to remain somewhat "social".
I miss you so much and I wonder if one day I will become whole again, you made me whole. You glued me back together after all that happened before you and now I'm supposed to do it again, but without you and with the uncertainty of the future, as my companion.
The universe has betrayed me.  


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216,311 If being loyal means a horrible sex life, I do not regret being a little ho before I met you.


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216,310 I’ve been a hard drug addict for about…ah…two decades now, and nothing has been able to steer me out into a clean and sober existence. Not poverty. Not stigma. Not the lack of ability to maintain a romantic relationship with a good guy. Not probation. Not rehab. Not three months in county jail. Not marriage. Not a heart attack at the age of 30. And most heartbreaking of all…not even motherhood. I’m probably going to eventually die of this. It’s all I know, and now I am thinking it’s probably too late.


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216,309 My mother in law never shuts up.


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216,306 I’m not initiating sex anymore.
Being turned down isn’t something I’m prepared to endure another time, not even once.
There are plenty who want to fuck me. And to think I felt guilty about fucking him. But he fucked me hard, and long.
My husband doesn’t.
So, if my husband doesn’t have interest & other men do, I see nothing wrong with having sex with other people.
If he’s not doing it, someone else has full access. I have needs too.


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216,305 If she only new I’m no longer attracted to her. I just see her as a roommate.


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216,303 I have only had anal sex with married women


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216,302 I will forever wonder if the person read my secret. If you did, I'm really really sorry. I wasn't planning on anyone I know reading it, and I did not mean to cause harm. I wasn't really judging you and you're a great person and I hope you can forgive me.


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216,301 My mom had a miscarriage at 4-6 weeks, just a few months before she got pregnant with me, and I feel like I'm living the butterfly effect and I was never supposed to exist. Nothing has ever worked out correctly, I'm not going anywhere in life. I just wish my older sibling made it. I bet they would be living a better life than me. I wonder what they would be doing today. The amazing things they experienced in life. I'm so sorry I am here, and you are not. You deserve it more than I ever have!


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216,300 Almost all the dads from the families I babysit for are hot af. I would lowkey ruin all of their marriages. DILFs ♡ have always been my weakness...

But I thoroughly respect the families.


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216,299 I brought my family out of poverty. Me, a little girl from the slums.


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216,298 My bedroom smells like I’ve repeatedly farted in the sheets. You know why? Because I’ve repeatedly farted in the sheets. This ain’t rocket science.


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216,297 I learned right before the pandemic that my childhood best friend died suddenly in 2005. We would have been 25.

I used to imagine going back to my hometown and meeting her for beers or cocktails and talking about all the things we've done since we were kids.

But she's dead. She never made it out of our hometown.

I'm so sorry, Sarah. The last time I saw you was in late 2004; I'd moved home after college and got a job in retail. I was on a bus, and I saw you sitting at the bus stop in front of your old apartment building. I thought maybe you sat out there frequently, but I never saw you there again. I've always wished I'd jumped off the bus and walked over to you and let you know I was back in town, but it had been a long day and I was tired. I regret it so much.

I wish I could talk to you just one more time. I'll always love you, Sarah.



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216,296 Money doesn't make me happy,  I control my own happiness,  that being said, that doesnt mean I should not be paid correctly / fairly for the value of the work i produce.  


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216,295 I should have known that my husband is ripe for cults.

He’s a frat boy. Searching to belong has always been a thing. And now he belongs to the cult. He lies to us while being truthful w/them.

I’ve lost him and I don’t know how to get him back.


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216,294 I have a pattern of dating highly selfish people and I don’t know why…


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216,292 Feeling like at my age I have made some of the kind of mistakes you just can't "bounce back from"... Will not say this to the person sleeping next to me tonight


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216,291 I will never try to help anyone else ever again.


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216,290 My ex told me he couldn’t live without me. I just found out he’s still alive. What a liar.


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216,289 And before anyone tries to spin any bullshit...

They've obviously known each other longer than a year.



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216,288 I was morbidly depressed because I thought I had been rude to a person who didn't deserve it.

But it turns out they're awful after all, and so I'm just prescient!





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216,287 Dear husband,

     I have never looked into your phone nor listened to any of your phone conversations. You would probably beat me to a pulp if I did to you what you do to me. Please stop going through my phone and listening to my calls. You are not entitled. You are a chicken shit incapable of having a real conversation.


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216,286 She was never actually that great,

I just wanted to see what they would do.




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216,285 I wish you realized that I'm smarter than you'll ever be.


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216,284 You're just mad because you couldn't do better.


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216,283 I have a close friend that just met someone and within a few weeks of meeting is staying overnight on a regular basis. I did a few basic public checks and the guy has a long list of financial problems, house foreclosure, lawsuits and other financial issues in which have went to or are in court. If  I say anything my friend will become very defensive. Not sure what to do.


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216,282 Married for nearly 20 years,  never wavering.  Feelings for someone else hit me like a ton of bricks,  out of nowhere.  Not that I'll ever act on them,  I respect my spouse.  But I never expected this.  It's a quiet mourn.


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216,280 I wish you’d realize that no one cares.


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216,279 Her boyfriend is so ugly that it's an actual morale boost.




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216,278 She'd obviously rather be with me.

What do you mean, which one?


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216,276 She wonders why none of her prayers are answered, yet less than 6 weeks after meeting him, she is sleeping with him.  Great example to his 13 year daughter. This won’t last.


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216,275 Considering the last time we saw each other, you were sobbing on my shoulder about how you could never be with me (but sleeping with me was apparently ok) because your heart was with your ex-girlfriend and you just HAD to go back to her and be with her....uh yeah, knowing you married her and she cheated on you then divorced your ass actually does feel pretty good.


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216,274 I was making love to my wife this morning. I replaced my wives face with an old girlfriends face in my mind as I was cumming. Weird as I haven't thought of her in years


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216,272 I wish I could tell him how much I love him and miss him. I wish he would tell me the same thing.


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216,271 Nothing makes me want to be huge ass whore more than the fucking taliban.
Fuck those assholes and their extremist violent bullshit propaganda.


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216,270 I think I'm not very attractive nor desirable to my new bf. Just no other options so "I guess I'll do" or something. I feel like the ugly girl that has the hot guy. I think he is embarrassed to be with me. I am falling for him, but I can only go so far if I think I'm just a placeholder for him. I wish he made me feel sexy, and got me off. It's a little depressing.


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216,269 I get somewhat suicidal right before my period. That is usually one of the symptoms so I know it's coming. Extreme horniness and increased appetite are the others.


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216,267 I know a woman who, if she tests positive for Covid but is asymptomatic, plans to just keep wearing a mask and go to work.  No change to her routine. Maybe she'll double mask, but that's it!


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216,266 I don't care about 9/11. Sorry. I just don't.


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216,265 My massage therapist is blind and thus has the best touch of any massage therapists I have ever been to.

I am fully naked when massage begins and within 20 minutes the modesty sheet has been removed because it is just in the way.

After 30 minutes, he starts massaging my breasts. Then I turn over and he gets to work on my glutes and inner thighs.

45 minutes into it, he  starts fingering me.

Then I start loosing track of time.... he fingers my pussy, and my ass too. He is so skilled I often end up on all four so that he can get deeper inside. Then I come. Then I turn over again and he licks me. And he finger fucks me again. But he never ever penetrates me with his penis. I want to suck him off  but he doesn't let me.

I am usuallly on that table between 90 minutes and 2 hours. It's the best sex I have ever had, bar none.

F/50


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216,263 Everybody says how gorgeous my smile is but what they don’t know is I destroyed my mouth with bulimia. My teeth are fake.


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216,262 I think we should polish every bit of twisted metal being used as a 9/11 memorial statue. The terrorist made them ugly. I want to see us make them beautiful again.


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216,261 I'm so in love with my girlfriend. It's AWESOME


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216,260 I've thought about switching genders but I'm an okay looking guy right now. I'd be an awful looking woman.


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216,259 My niece married into the mob. I have no problem with this, You kidding me? This is gonna be fun. I view them as standup guys. We are gonna get along real well.


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216,258 I judge friends by how many text messages they send me each day.


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216,257 I am spending the night in the town where I went to college 40+ years ago. In driving around, I recall all those thrilling moments of realizing I was going to get laid that night. In my mind's eye I see an untold number of panties coming off. I feel God knows how many of those sweet, sweet moments of sliding between spread legs for the first time.

Those were good days. What's sad, though, is that I really had no clue what I was doing. None whatsoever. I can't imagine that any of those girls remembers those nights as fondly as I do. And that's sad.


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216,256 She wants to clean her apartment. I believe her. No one wants to live in her squalor. So she tells me this is it. She's really going to clean. I offer to help. I bring over two dozen packing boxes. It's enough to make a dent.

But then before she cleans anything she tells me she needs to bake a crumb cake. You know how you can't clean unless you first bake a crumb cake....

So that's what she does. The packing boxes remain untouched. The pile of dirty pans in the sink grows larger. The sun sets and yet another day with no cleaning. I can't do this anymore.


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216,255 I miss being a news reporter. It was the best job ever.

I'd do anything to be a reporter again.

I'm posting this from my new job. It isn't as a reporter.


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216,254 I'm dating a new girl.  I wrote a secret about her before.  She is quite a bit more experienced than me and we have been doing different things. Last night we were hanging out and watching Netflix and she strated giving me a blowjob. I was sitting on the couch and she was laying across it with her head in my lap. It was like a really relaxed blowjob.  Like not a lot of movement and really slow and gentle.  She always swalows when I cum. But I don't know if it was because of the angle or because she couldn't see me but right as I was cumming she pulled her mouth away and was just using her hand so my first shot hit her in the face.  At first I was like oh shit but then she held my dick and let me cum on her face until close the the end and then she finished me with her mouth.  Afterwards I was like sorry about that and she told me not to be sorry she liked it. Is this real life?  Do girls like facials?  I thought that only happened in porn! Was she just being nice or is this a real thing that some girls like? Again she is quite a bit more experienced than me so that could be why.  I dated one girl from 14 to 18 and we were only ever with eachother and it was a pretty vanilla relationship sex wise. I'm 19 now and my gf is 20 but she has been with a few guys (that doesn't bother me) so she has done a lot more than I have with different people.  I like her a lot so I am just trying to figure this side of things out.


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216,253 I went to a very bad place. I almost didn't come home. I never want to go there again.


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216,252 i can't sit still.


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216,251 I don't understand why saying go fuck yourself is an insult. I like fucking myself.


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216,250 She said to come over for dinner at 6:00. It's after 7:00. I'm waiting on the front steps. Would you keep waiting?


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216,249 You bought a $2,000 dog which you leave in your yard all day wile you go off to work. What did you think was going to happen? Of course someone stole him.


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216,248 My ex is still my best friend.


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216,247 My emergency contact number never picks up when called.... hmmmmmmmm.....


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216,246 My apartment couldn't be smaller. I think there are dog houses larger than this place.


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216,245 I've worn the same lingerie with two different men. When you think about it, you don't put the undies on again after the area is gooey, so it should be okay right?


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216,244 My girlfriend's apartment smells like a pharmacy because she takes so many medications.


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216,243 I am just going to cheat on you. You've always accused me of things I'm not doing but this is what you wanted. If you kill me, it's because that's what you wanted all along to do


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216,242 One of my friends has no idea what constitutes a real emergency.  For example,

1) We're teaching a college class together. One morning I meet her in the hallway before class all flustered. She looks very distressed.  She looks at me and says, "This is the worst day of my life!".  I'm thinking, oh no, someone died. Or is in the hospital. Does she have cancer?  She has a 1yo daughter. What happened???

Here's what happened. A past student of hers was not allowed in the building. He was dressed shabbily and started getting loud with security. He kept saying he just wanted 'to speak to someone'. No specifics. This is what 'destroyed' her that morning.  (My dad died 2 weeks later.  Now that is 'the worst day of my life' material.)

2) She recently moved, albeit temporarily, to another city. Her cats are still in the old house and someone comes over regularly to clean up. The cats are a bit scared because everyone is gone and a stranger is in the house, so they hide. I get an email, a lengthy text, and voicemail so within 5 minutes, asking to go check to see if the cats are ok late on a Sunday night. It's the night before I start a new job. She knows this.

The cats were fine, just shy.  They hate going outside and run when the door opens, even for the family.  They didn't escape.I did not need to drop everything to check on them.

These are just 2 examples of everything being the biggest deal in the world. Exhausting!


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216,241 I hate traveling with kids.


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216,240 I used to think girls like sex  but found out they do  except not with me.


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216,239 I made such a big deal out of her cheating on me. It brought us to the brink. We did get past it but now I feel like a jerk for not telling at the time that I cheated on her.


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216,238 We sold our house last night. So I'm texting with our realtor just now about the next steps, because we've also bought a new house to move to. My husband comes in and says, "Put stuff with (coworker) aside, we need to focus on what do for the new house."

Me: "I'm not talking to (coworker), I'm talking to (realtor)."
Him: "I know."
Me: "....."
Him: "So just it aside, we have to house stuff to do."
Me: "I'm doing house stuff right now."
Him: "I KNOW."
Me: "So what I am....I'm not talking to (coworker). I don't know what I'm putting aside."
Him: "You've had to deal with him all morning, now it's time to put all that shit aside."
Me: "I had to talk to him once, three hours ago. I told you I'm working on house stuff. I'm texting the realtor."
Him: "I KNOW."

Swear to god this man's former drug usage has fried his fucking brain. Jesus fucking Christ. Stay away from drugs, kids.


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216,237 Conspiracy theorists are wasting time by focusing on the Feds/CIA/FBI. You want to be dumbfounded? Look closer to home. If you only knew HALF the shenanigans that take place at the state/municipal level of government, then your mind would be blown. Like shattered into a million pieces. The level of corruption is astounding. The cover-ups are real. I went into civil service directly after getting my bachelor's degree. No amount of schooling could have prepared me for the things that I've seen in the past 4 years. Then when the scandals actually do make it into the papers, they're usually just watered-down versions of what actually happened. I'm not even out of my twenties, and I'm already completely disillusioned.


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216,236 We are now divorced, after a nearly 2 yr. nightmare of a divorce. We get along better than ever now. He still lives here, helping with a few things and helping with some utilities. He is the one that filed for divorce - both in our 70's. My long-awaited hope of gaining back some of my independence is coming to fruition. Loving it! Still love him dearly, and always will. It's going to be traumatic and sad for both of us when he moves out this Fall. So hard to let go.


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216,235 So now we are going to ignore covid entirely in the schools. Somehow I don't think that plan will work out.


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216,234 My wife told me something last weekend about how someone insulted me and our kid. She laughed about it when she told me, and even though stung, I chuckled a little as I thought she thought it was a game. No, she was serious. She laughed at the joke a little too much, even though it was a dig on her as well, but it was because she's with me, so I guess that made it funnier for her.

At first I laughed along because she was. I was waiting for the punchline. After some giggles, I realized the story was over. I found the punchline. In the bathroom mirror.

Every day since then, she doesn't understand why her husband and young adult kid being called "too ugly to ever get laid" isn't funny to me. It's going to be great when she shares that with her mom, BFF, and sister. I'm sure they will love the humor in it. I'm sure she got a great laugh about it when her friend at work made that comment. I'm so glad she shared that laugh with me.

On the other hand, it does explain my bad dating life before her, how little I've been allowed sex with her. Looks like my sex life after my divorce will cost me at the start of my appointment.

Maybe I'm not looking for that apartment fast enough. Or secretly enough.
It's also a secret to only me how bad that still stings. I can't stop dwelling on it. I guess it wouldn't be as bad if she at least pretended she didn't believe it. Of all the times she has lied, why not this one? I think she was happy to say it to my face but blame someone else.

I am also angry at myself for laughing along at the start. I'm sure that didn't help her glee.


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216,233 I fell in love with her, we had so much fun together and had the best most intimate beautiful sex.
Now all sex has stopped.
I didnt know how important it is for me to feel her. This sucks.


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216,232 I didn't think it would ever happen, but yesterday the ups driver returned to my house after his shift!


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216,231 Everything you say has a hidden agenda. It's so exhausting being your daughter


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216,230 Over the years my religious friends have given me rosaries. I can never throw them out. It's probably a sin. So I have a drawer filled with about 20 rosaries.


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216,229 I once mailed a letter with no stamp and it arrived. Small town life.


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216,228 I wear my undies a few days in a row. Doesn't matter. Who is to say clothes remain clean for exactly 24 hours. That's BS. They are perfectly fine for a few days.


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216,227 If it's 6 pm and my wife offers to order chinese food, you can be sure that by 7:00 pm she'll starting looking for the menu and by 8 pm she'll call in the order and by 9 pm she'll go to pick it up and if we are really lucky the place wont already have closed.


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216,226 There's been a long tradition on my fathers side of the family of the men going into military schools at a very young age to get an education and become officers . My great-great grandfather, great grandfather, grandfather and of course my dad . They all had long military career except my father , after he graduated as an aerospace engineer from the military academy he only served the minimum required in the Air Force and decided to persuade a civil career in the airline industry until he retired a few years ago but for whatever reason he doesn't like to talk about anything related to the time he spent on the military in fact none of them ever did every time I tried to ask questions about it he changes the object.Does anyone has experience anything similar that comes from a military family or any former military or veterans would like to share your opinions I would appreciate it .


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216,225 I am grateful for the chance to learn patience. I blame my human neighbors for my distress. I would never harm an animal. But, after a year and a half of incessant yipping, day in and day out, after flat out refusal to retrain their animal, after 16 years of putting up with blatantly inconsiderate behavior from neighbors too close for comfort, I find myself wondering if it wouldn't be best if I just ate that fucking dog.


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216,224 Nothing can ever interfere with my wife's plans. If she wants to get her nails done on a Saturday morning, but the house catches on fire, we'll then the fire can wait.


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216,223 There are few things worse than a poorly wiped ass on a hot, humid summer day. I've heard some people refer to it as 'The Wolf' and it really feels like someone bit you back there.


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216,222 My beloved husband died recently.I miss him more than words can say .I have concerns about his creepy family



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216,221 I tell people that I don't have a TV, which is true. And I don't have cable. Also true.


But I always fail to mention that I have Netflix, Hulu, Disney plus, and Amazon Prime Video. It's just not as impressive with full disclosure.


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216,220 I am just going to cheat on you. You've always accused me of things I'm not doing but this is what you wanted. If you kill me, it's because that's what you wanted all along to do


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216,219 No one wants a dead guy's stuff. I offered to give away everything for free. These were exquisite items. The leather couch cost me $7,000. The antique rolltop desk from the Boston Herald newsroom. The 200 year old farmhouse table which I carefully restored. Two oriental rugs at $4,000 each. A 150 year old hand painted map of Provence in France. It was a beauty.

When I had no takers, I thought about selling everything at a garage sale. But it would pain me too much to be offered $1. Instead I dropped it all off at the Thrift Store. They will get $100 for the lot of it. At least it is something and the money will go to charity.

People, you are missing out on buried treasure.


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216,218 She's in her 50s and admits she is moving to a retirement community in Florida to find an 80 year old geezer to marry for his money. Is it only women who think this way? Or do men seek out fake love as a way to get money? I could never throw away the last 30 years of my life while pretending to love someone as a way to get cash. I'd sooner work at Walmart to get a paycheck.


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216,217 You watch porn and masturbate. I think about my boss, my ex, and my coworker having a 4 way. We are not the same.


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216,216 How about we refuse to pay DeSantis' salary until he pays the BOE salaries.

What did we elect? A bullying dictator? He's going to mess up my kid's education so he can get his political way with masks? Really, he's going to take it out on our children? Get this fucker out of office.


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216,215 I have worked two separate jobs in my municipality in the last decade. Town jobs, all the perks, 401k, Blue Cross insurance, blah blah. In both jobs the annual raise was $.25 per year. You read that right.

Since Covid I no longer work for the town, I work for a private company. I have been with them for almost six months. In that time I was given a raise of $5.00 per hour. Sure I'm on insurance I have to pay for, no 401k - now I just need to continue to contribute to my IRA for retirement. I now make $5.00 per hour more than the job I lost working for the town when Covid started.

Essentially I work less hours making more money in my new job. It is work I never would have pictured myself doing, yet I'm singing every day. I wake up grateful and happy to go to work. When Covid first happened and I lost my previous employment I was devastated. I could have never dreamed I would be this happy in such a different profession from my previous work. When one door closes, sometime double doors open out to the best place possible, only you don't know it just yet.


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216,213 This friend of mine always seemed to be a little *extra to me when she had too much wine, especially when we were left alone, but we never actually did anything to get in trouble. Maybe it was because she was my wife's BFF.

She got married five years ago this weekend, and of course we were there. Five minutes before the official start happened, I saw her taking a moment to herself. Totally alone and looking like an angel in that dress. She'd be a married woman ten minutes later, and she made half a move. Neither of us could take that last step, and it's good because we would have been caught by her future MIL. Eek.

Every damn year, I spend at least a week regretting that we never shared that kiss we both wanted. That last tight hug. That little moan she'd sometimes whisper when we had a long private hug.

JP - Just in case you still think about that tension, please know that I regret not following my heart. I hope you still think about me sometimes, and that it's nice things. I hope your marriage works better than I predicted, but maybe I didn't like him because I'm jealous of him.


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216,212 I'm really getting tired of sex with my wife. I think this is her plan.
About twice a year I'll get some lifeless pity sex, so I slowed down on trying to pursue her for it. But then she got mad I wasn't trying. We tried working on fixing our sex life, but I saw her give up a couple of days in.

Then she "discovered" that one specific player-style guy that paid the right kind of attention to her. The over-the-top stupid lies/flattery and maintaining a certain boy band appearance he was a decade too old for? She f-ing loved it. She claimed he was just a close friend, no different than a girlfriend who happened to be male. Uh-huh.

Oddly enough, she initiated sex a lot more. Total coincidence it was always within a few hours of seeing him. The novelty has been fading lately though. She still only does so much, I guess there's too much of me poking through the mask she sees over me. It's kind of funny though how she's "learned" a few new tricks in bed, as well as deciding she now likes things she hated before. Almost overnight.

The funny thing is we get along fairly well otherwise. I'm thinking I should ignore them a bit more and get myself a girlfriend. I say that like it's possible... HAHAHA riiiight. It's not a guess, I know she's getting some on the side. I wish I would have let myself years ago when I was still an option for anyone.

She is super competitive. She played the long game. She straight-up used me and broke the sex department in my brain. She fucking won. I hope she's miserable being happy.

I've never been with a woman who didn't cheat on me. I've seriously got a dark&deep private hate for women growing in me. But I can't ever say it or show it. It could ruin my career.


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216,211 My father can go fuck himself. He is the most manipulative person I have ever known.


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216,210 I have achieved everything I wanted and fought for so why am I so god damn depressed?


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216,209 I wish Jeff was my real dad. Instead, I have you. Family isn't just blood, you know.


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216,208 My wife kicked over an anti-mask sign in someone's yard. I'm proud of her.


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216,207 Last night I had to drive a few of my daughter's friends somewhere, and in a parking lot we saw some free puppies, so all but one friend got out. In the 30 seconds no eyes were on us, she made me look back, then lifted her shirt to flash her boobs for 2 seconds. She whispered "I have no idea why I did that."

A few hours on the road later, she did it for almost a minute while the others were sleeping and I could see in the mirror. She said "I've always wanted to do it, we both liked it, and you'll never tell anyone or hurt me, so why not?"

I was wide awake for the rest of the drive! It kind of stung though. It hurt. I realized that for the first time in a decade, a lady actually wanted me to just see her boobs, and I've been married for 15 years. Damn what a nice view. It was the nicest thing anyone has done for me since I don't know when. Looks like I now am happy to hurt?

Sorry J, I had to break my promise because I had to tell someone, so now I have.


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216,206 There are too many people outside. Maybe we could have shifts. Depending on the first letter of your last name, people will get an hour to freely walk around.


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216,205 I've been looking at the ceilings in all the rooms I frequent . I'm looking for a suitable rafter.


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216,204 When the staff at the hospital aren't even wearing masks, there's no hope for mankind.


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216,203 Ten seconds after being introduced to someone new, I forget their name.


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216,202 I mailed an important letter but it never arrived. I think I forgot to put a stamp on it. I'm such a fuckup.


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216,201 We went through a rough patch. She cheated. It broke my heart. We discussed it. She fessed up and seemed slightly conciliatory. But I later found out she lied about the details. She slept with him many times, not only once. She slept with him in our bed. She took him to a family wedding on her side while telling me she went alone. This hurts. Everyone in her family watched her cheat on me. I was the only sucker who didn't know. I could have dealt with the cheating. But to lie about it, to me it changes things. She is protecting him while not caring if she embarrasses me. This has to be the end of the line.


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216,200 There have been a few instances when people who do not like me have checked out my facebook page. If you understand the algorithm, you probably understand how to figure it out.
Anyways, I've decided to stop hiding and being ashamed of my past. Oops. I made some interesting choices. Oh well!
Now when their names come up I send them a friend request. Lol! They don't accept, but it gives me some amusement to know that I probably have messed with their heads ha!!


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216,199 I know of 2 families on social media that chose not to vaccinate, both families (different states ) husband, wife, kids now have COVID and are all about asking for prayers because it's the sickest they have ever been and 90 plus comments of "prayers sent", do you need anything etc. it is taking everything I have not to comment and be rude, snarky, I told you so etc. why are people so hesitant, I am literally trying to figure out why perfectly average people are so hesitant to get the vaccine.


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216,198 I found out our elected official came down with COVID-19 last year. This spring he received the vaccination. Now he announced he has COVID-19 again. I don't speak meanly of anyone, but I wish republicans would open their eyes. The world has never encountered anything like this illness. Think! You are not safe. Stop spewing your random garbage. You are hurting people, including yourselves!


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216,197 People really disown their parents because of politics. Those people have no idea how fucking lucky they are. Some people have parents who are actively trying to hurt them. Do you know how fucking stupid you sound? Your friend is like "I disowned my parents because they abused me sexually" and you have to chime in with "I disowned my parents because they voted for the wrong person". Aren't you embarrassed?


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216,196 Stop being a drama queen. What the hell is wrong with you. Stop telling everyone else how to grieve. Let people grieve in their own way. Who the hell do you think you are? You pull that shit with me and I'll punch your fucking lights out.


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216,195 She's not into me. She says she'll be over in 5 minutes. She shows up 3 hours later. I get it. She's texting or talking to someone else. I'm not into being the 2nd choice. Buh bye.


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216,194 NOT offending you is impossible as you get offended by literally everything. I am not talking about political stuff either.

1. You got mad at me for believing that aliens might exist. I said maybe somewhere else. I didnt know if they exist near here. You said I lived in a fantasy world.
2. You got offended at me liking buffets. I do not know how you could get offended by that. There is literally nothing I could say as thats just so bizarre you got offended by me liking food buffets.
3. You got offended by me poking fun at myself for being poor. It doesnt poke fun at you or anyone else but myself. But yet you got offended.
4. You got offended by the fact I believed in an afterlife that included reincarnation. I didnt force it upon you. I just merely stated I think reincarnation exists and people sometimes have memories from past lives. Other peoples beliefs offend you.
5. You dented your own garage door by running your car into it and not paying attention. You decided to blame it on me. I explained that you admitted to running into it and asking how exactly its my fault as I was never present during it nor was I distracting you. That somehow offended you that I DARE defend myself against an accusation.
6. You got offended by the fact that I can not help and jump for you each time you need help. I have my own life with work and other obligations. Because I was nice I try to help but when I cant it offends you greatly.
7. I defended myself once again from an accusation of wrongdoing. You said I messed up your computer by showing you how to install one of your tax programs properly from the CD it came in. You said I gave you a virus as I installed it wrong. I followed the direction listed in the manual. How could it have a virus?. When I explained this you got so offended you tore up the manual, screamed like a baby and destroyed your own computer desk. Again defending myself offends you.

You are an older woman who acts like a fucking baby. Sometimes even like a Karen. Grow the fuck up and stop expecting the world to fucking cater to you and skirt around your sensibilities.




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216,193 I lied to the doctors. I said I had a ride home from surgery. I didn't. I have no friends. I went through three hours of general anesthesia and then three hours in the recovery room, then I drove myself home.


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216,192 He made a big deal out of putting up a sign saying "Unmask Our Kids". I drove by his house. The sign is hanging on the tool shed in the back. You can't even read it from the street. Yeah, big tough guy. He's too embarrassed by his stance to let anyone see his sign.


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216,191 Alcohol has ruined my entire life since I was 12.. Ive tried everything to stop, but it's taken everything from me and I'm only 30.
I won't let it take her from me. Not her. I'm done.


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216,190 I will never voluntarily go to Las Vegas again.

The first two times my wife just lost our money.

The last time she did that again, plus she lost my respect and her dignity because she found a dick. She even found a way to ditch his girlfriend with me for an hour to cover up. She actually thinks I don't know! I found out later from her sister that she even planned it. SIL now won't talk about it.

I think if I ever do go there again, it will be alone.


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216,189 My wife has never completed a sex act with me, at least not in recent memory. Her arm gets tired, or her mouth, or she falls asleep. Our sex life is a massive disappointment.


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216,188 Courtney Hadwin is still the single greatest contestant to ever appear on America's Got Talent.


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216,187 She offered to perform oral sex on me last night. I turned her down. I want to feel loved again. But I don't want a pity fuck.


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216,186 Anxiety and bad behavior run high when a family member is dying. I try to be understanding. But I have my limits. Be a better human being or I will end all contact.


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216,185 At this point if you aren't vaccinated I really dont feel sorry for the ones getting sick. You know what's best right? Others get it but you won't right? Its just a flu right? Good luck!!


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216,184 My whole world was turned upside down and it's just never going to be the same.

The stress isn't worth it.

I'm not worth it.

And so it goes.


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216,183 You pulled your unvaccinated kids OUT of school because they would HAVE to wear masks? Good. That's good. You are the kind of people who should be staying home so the rest of us who have been doing the right thing all along can get back to normal. Obviously I still think you're dumber than shit (good luck homeschooling your kids with just a high school education), but at least you did one thing correctly here.


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216,182 You ruined something good for thousands of people. That is your contribution to this world.


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216,181 I've stopped looking at the daily Covid numbers. There is no point. The numbers are going up and up and there is nothing anyone can do about it. It's a run-away freight train.


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216,180 I wish I could be one of these people who doesn't worry about COVID or climate change and just live my life without caring. It looks like fun.


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216,179 Part of me just wants to give up. We're all going to burn to death on this planet soon, anyway, so what the point? But I keep putting one foot in front of the other just in case we don't. I'm tired of being so anxious and scared all the time.


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216,178 I've just realised that I am the only girl in our family who wasn't sexually abused as a kid. Possibly for generations. We don't talk about these things, along with a boatload of other crazy stuff. Every pair of parents has just been going around pretending they're the normal ones in a family of rejects.

On one hand, I'm glad my mother stood up to her uncle when she was a girl and kept guys like him away from me. On the other hand, I wish she had talked to my aunts at least, so that my cousins would have been safe, too. The reason for their unified horrible taste in men is so clear when you see what they were told was an OK way for men to behave.


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216,177 It makes me so mad... If I'd just lied, I would have got everything I wanted. But I told the truth, so I got nothing.

Next time, I'll just lie. In every aspect of my life.


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216,176 I record music at home. It's a fun activity that keeps me amused.

About 4 years ago I recorded a version of Wang Chung Tonight, then I recorded the music for Chubby Checker's "Twist Again" and changed the words completely, so that the new words were about "Wang Chunging *again* like we did last night"

No one really knows what Wang Chung actually is. I suppose if you did a pile of coke (which I didn't) it would make perfect sense.

Either way, I saw your brother's funny post on Facebook and I had no where else to put this.


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216,175 Oh John, my hilarious red headed friend. My snuggle twin. I am really just falling for you more every day and even more when we get to hang in person. I don't even need sex form you, although the couple times we have had it was awesome and wonderful. But seriously. My point is I love so many things about you before you take off any clothing. You're going to move far away and I shouldn't be saying that I love you but I do love you. I wish I could tell you.


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216,174 I'm kind to everyone. I do it because people deserve kindness. But I also do it for me. I like being kind. It makes me feel better about myself.


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216,173 My wife's friend is sweet on me and I'm sweet on her. It won't go any further. We are both too smart to mess up our lives. But I enjoy knowing someone thinks of me in a special way.


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216,172 I hate when someone can't be bothered to think out their words before opening their mouth. Plan what you are going to say. Don't just wing it. Most people are incapable of winging it.


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216,171 My wife is cheating. I know all the details. I read a boatload of damning evidence in her texts. I'm feeling many different emotions over this. I'm also amusing myself and toying with her. I tell her my eyes are getting blurry and I need an eye doctor. Does she know anyone? He's an eye doctor. I tell her our son should think about applying to a small mid-west college. I named a random school. Haha, I purposely chose his alma mater. I told her I wanted to get a new car, a red Honda Civic. It's what he drives. With each little dig I sense she's starting to squirm. I'm really enjoying this death by 1,000 cuts approach. Much better than having a blow out fight.


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216,170 It sounds like there's a thunderstorm raging in my intestines.


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216,169 I posted a long time ago about aliens making themselves known in ten years. The governments acknowledgement of ufos and uap is just the beginning. There will soon be an acceleration of events which will lead to the aliens showing themselves in public. The next two years will be wild.


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216,168 Wrap a damp cloth around the bulb of a thermometer, it's now measuring what's known as wet bulb temperature. A wet bulb temperature of 95f (35c), is 100% lethal within hours. This limit has almost been breached in many places. And it's gonna be hotter next year. And the year after that, and the year after that.

We're being cooked alive.


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216,167 I don't ever want to sleep alone. I need someone there with me. If it means I give them sex, so be it. A small price to pay so I am not alone.


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216,166 Opioids are better than morphine. Never thought I'd know this first hand, but yep, opioids are better.


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216,165 My wife was an amazing sex goddess before we got married. Then we said our "I do" parts - and the sex stayed great! For about a year. Then the excuses started. For the next twenty years, she was smart enough to figure out exactly how much pity sex to provide to stay married. I should have bailed 18 years ago.

I tell everyone how important it is to not cheat on your spouse, but I would leap at the first pair of spread legs I thought I could get away with. I'll also never tattle on a husband/BF if he's cheating on his wife/GF. Almost every woman I have ever known has cheated on her male partner, and I've never been with a woman that didn't cheat on me. Nobody ever even mentions those times because girls are exempt or something, but every guy who is caught cheating gets gutted, but all he usually wants is the sex his lady no longer provides.

Looks like I'm a hypocrite, but I don't care. I'll never rat a guy out though, the deck is already stacked against him, and I'm not going to contribute to the downfall of another good (but desperate) guy. I just hope that if I can cheat, any other guy will do me the same favor.



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216,164 So glad I'm not married.


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216,163 Deep down, I guess I've known it for a long time. My purpose in life is for my paycheck and a taxi.

I've got a fairly stable family and fairly stable job, but I guess I suck as a person. If there was a way for me to get out and start a full new identity in a different place, I think I'd be happier.

Now that my car broke down and I don't have the $5000 to fix it, I'm usually not the taxi. Based on who I've interacted with in the past few months, I doubt someone would know if I died or moved a few hours away unless my paycheck no longer happened. A few people would think I'm just slow replying to a text, but the paycheck would be what made people actually notice.


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216,162 Pritzker you are nothing but dogshit full of maggots


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216,161 I went out to dinner with a couple - the woman was a old time friend of my wife's. The guy was her new fiance. I found out that about a month later the guy tried to set my wife up on a blind date with a friend of his. He was actively trying to get my wife to divorce me. Like what the fuck? How about you mind your own fucking business jackass and stop trying to break up other people's marriages! And to think I paid for the dinner too!


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216,160 I feel bad for my sister. It must be hard being the only emotionally stable person in our family.


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216,159 I think my husband is honestly bummed out that the former President wasn't reinstated today. That's more his secret than mine. Trying not to bug him about it. Yikes!


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216,158 I realize that all of my current issues have to do with the relationship I have had with men throughout my life.
I hate my father.
I hate my ex.
I hate my husband.
I'm thankful every day that I never had a son, because I might just hate him too.
I know that hate isn't an emotion I want to harbor. I know full well that anger, resentment and anxiety all lead to disease and unhappiness.
I'm ready to let it go, but I don't know how.
I think it's time to seek therapy.


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216,157 I finally retired. I am now on a fixed income, that is everyone of my family and friends think so. I have an account only I know about. I get the statements by email, so no regular mail sends them out. I have a good sum in it that I use for my personal things. Im not a prick, I would never let my family suffer if there was a need for an emergency loan, but if they knew I had an extra amount, they would be on me like stink on poop.


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216,156 I'm inviting a man over for dinner for whom I have no respect. He is bitter. Watches Fox News incessantly. He quit talking to someone close to him because they came out as gay. He said his perfect presidential candidate would be the one with the guts to put sharpshooters on the border to cut down any immigrant who approaches the US. He donates to the NRA AFTER finding out they were spending donations on yachts, $1000 suits and $ 500 dinners. He donated not only to Donald Trump, Josh Hawley, Dan Crenshaw and Mitch McConnell, But to Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. I truly despise him.
But I pity him too. He is my father and my four sisters have given up or been ordered by him to stay away. He made almost no friends during his lifetime and his family are all gone. I hate all of this.


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216,155 Sometimes I forget to ask my wife's family for permission before I eat something. I foolishly forget my place and I'll pick up a sandwich for lunch from the deli. Then they read me the riot act. They scold me because the sandwich has mayo, or it's on white bread instead of whole wheat, or the chicken has too much salt, or the crumb cake desert has too much sugar. They go on and on and try their best to make sure I feel miserable for my bad lunch choices.

I wish I was brave enough to tell them they are assholes who should mind their own business.


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216,154 I was on a mission to gain weight. I had dropped down to 159. (I'm a tall guy.) This is much too low. Doctors told me to eat as much as I could. I thought no problem. I can do this. I ate pizza, hotdogs, ice cream, sweet fruits, meatball heros and more. I thought I've got this. I must be back up to 170.

Today I was at the doc. My weight is now 157. Fuck me. I'm even a failure at eating.


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216,153 If you keep treating me like this, I'm going to just withdraw into myself until you see that I'm not the villain you portray me to be. I'm going to be so quiet and meek, you'll wonder where the light has gone. Maybe then you'll like me more.


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216,152 I bumped into my ex and she gleefully told me about a love tryst weekend she had with a new guy. It was then I realized how cruel she is. Any respect or love I had for her went out the door.


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216,151 I died my hair bright orange. Not sure if this was a good idea of bad idea. I have a first date on Monday. I hope he has a sense of humor.


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216,150 90 days sober.


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216,149 Herpes breakout.
Pop. Pop. Pop.


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216,148 I did the deed. I signed a lease without my wife knowing. I'm outta here. Good luck with your life bitch.


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216,147 I'm broken. My fiancee died last week and I haven't had the time to properly mourn him and live through my grief. I'm scared of the future, i was left in a tough financial spot. My life had reached a state of peace and security and now it has been taken away. I only had him for 2 years and I don't believe I've ever been that happy.
The universe owes me big. I don't know how to ask for help, I'm trying to keep my composure at work but this is so damn hard.
HOW DO YOU GRIEVE? HOW DO YOU MOVE ON?


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216,146 The games my wife plays. She was heading to Costco and asked if I wanted anything. I said no. She said what about whitefish salad. She knows I like whitefish salad. I texted her back and said no because their containers are too large. It's like 2 pounds of whitefish. No way I can eat all that before it expires, so again no. When I want whitefish I'll get a little one inch tub from the deli.

She then asks if I want carrots. I say no, the drawer in the fridge has two bags of carrots. Definitely no on the carrots.

Two hours later she comes home with... you guessed it... a two pound tub of whitefish salad and a five pound bag of carrots.

I calmly ask why she bought those items. She gets mad and out come the fake tears. She says she's trying to be nice and here I am unhappy she is trying to be nice.

But anyone with a manipulative wife knows she was not trying to be nice. She was trying to be annoying. She bought the items exactly because I asked her not to, but she had the perfect cover story - that she was trying to be nice.

If your wife pulls stunts like this, get the hell away from her as fast as you can. Don't make my mistake and think things will get better. They never will.


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216,145 Everyone likes to tell me what I do wrong in life. They never seems to use their great wisdom to tell themselves what they are doing wrong.

Meanwhile, I had a great career. I made a lot of money. I have wonderful kids. Yada yada.

But yep, I'm doing all these things wrong.

Say, I was wondering, how's the drug rehab going with your son? Do you need more bail money? Ever hear from your daughter's baby daddy? Did that other lawyer ever clear up your DUI? Still collecting unemployment after you were last fired? But sure, keep telling me what I do wrong, I mean, aside from me choosing bad friends.


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216,143 This is less of a complaint than a recounting of my bad timing throughout my life.

I was born in the late 1960's and as such was totally missed the era of the "swinging 60s"

I was way too young during the 1970s and as such completely missed out on the era of free love and wild drug experimentation.

I came of age mostly from the early to mid-80s through the early 90s, a time marked by the Cold War, Reagan and AIDS. Then I graduated law school right into the teeth of a major economic downturn. So that was a real fun time!

By the mid 90s, a time that saw the emergence of "friends with benefits" and sex without dating, I had already met my current wife and was in a serious relationship with her. Oh well, so much for catching that wave.

By the early 2000s and 2010s an age of internet dating, casual swipe left (or is it right?) sex, where my younger co-workers were going out at lunch hour and getting random lays and blowjobs from horny girls on Tinder I was well married and had kids and was living in the suburbs.

Now, I am a mid 50s straight, white, middle, aged suburban, cis gender male dad at a time when the zeitgeist of society says that my time is over and I should move aside so we can address all the past wrongs and let other people shine.

What's next? De-fund Social Security and Medicare? Why the hell should all those retirement accounts be tax exempt anyway? Fuck the old people? Let's outlaw elevators, let the old folks walk up the stairs?

Sigh. Timing in life is everything!


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216,142 I'm in love with one of the yoga instructors. So obviously we can never be together.

Get a hobby they said. You'll meet someone they said.

Yeah, but I fell for the one I can never have.


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216,141 My hands are too sweaty to work with an iphone screen or a mouse pad. There should be an accommodation for sweaty people. Millennials think everyone is alike. They think if it works for them, then it will work for everyone. So not true. Please consider other less fortunate people.


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216,140 The Executive Producer of Jeopardy is now going to be the official new host of the show. Well that strikes me as rather self serving. Especially since he was awful as guest host. I'm afraid I won't be watching anymore. Not an idle threat. I'm left disgusted with the whole thing. This type of cronyism seems to be exactly what the professional Alex Trebek would have avoided.


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216,139 I have a memory of being very small. Probably 3. My dad had to fly to Colorado for a construction job & would be gone 6 months. The gravity of it all hit me as we dropped him off at the tiny airport and he said goodbye, walking away but stopping and standing and just looking back, hesitant to leave. That knot in my throat appeared & I kept swallowing it down. That's the first time I remember both of those feelings. Having a connection to my father and having that lump in my throat.
My dad molested my older sister (his step daughter)
He never molested me, despite my digging through to depths of my memories to try and uncover some long repressed event.
I was never allowed closeness to a father figure.
I don't know what that feels like.
That hurts me. I have no father. He's alive, but I have no father. I often wonder what it would be like, and I go back to that memory of my dad leaving that day, and the lump in my throat. At that time in my life, I had no idea what kind of person he was or what he was capable of. He was just a daddy to a toddler daughter, and I recall him loving me as a dad would love his little girl. So I try to imagine what it would have been like if he weren't mentally ill, if he were a normal father, if I had had a normal childhood.
I can't picture it.


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216,138 I quit my job today, I was standing with my boss listening to him babble on about how much I was doing wrong on a daily basis, when in reality it was his poor communication and screw ups that was causing the issues. After a few minutes listening to him, I said "obviously I suck at my job, hopefully the next guy can do better " handed him my keys, cleaned out my office and left.
He called over and over, begging me to reconsider. HR called and the owner of the company telling me what a great job I'm doing and how much they value me as an employee. I'm going golfing tomorrow and turning off my phone

I should have done this years ago


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216,137 DeSantis, you are nothing but a piece of dog shit on a politician's shoe.


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216,136 My vaccination card doesn't fit in my wallet very well. It's a little too big. It's getting smushed and bent. Once again we see the government not thinking out the simplest things.


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216,135 I'm so lonely.


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216,134 I've told our situation to multiple people. Every one of them says the same thing. You still love me. And they're right. So why are you trying to hide it and fight it?


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216,133 My dog is my best confident. I tell him everything.


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216,132 I can't wait to grow the courage to kill myself.


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216,131 I've spent my entire life thinking no one likes me.


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216,130 I married a gay man, he seems to be the only one who doesn't realize his sexual orientation.


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216,129 I attended/helped out at petting zoo for special needs kids on Friday. Some were sweet, especially the ones with Down's Syndrome. The rest were difficult in many different ways. One grabbed a sweet little chicken around the neck and would have killed it if two of us hadn't been right on top of the situation.

I wondered about the parents of the worst - behaved ones and if they ever wanted to kill themselves.


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216,128 I wish I never met you. If I could go back in time I would steer clear of you. You are a walking red flag train wreck. You need to stick to your safe relationships like family members and prior exes. You're too toxic for mainstream civilization.


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216,127 My boyfriend chased me around the house threatening to kill me.. he was wasted and upset that I changed my mind...I didn't want to give him a blow job after he ate tacos with spicy salsa earlier that day...because obviously it would taste like...he had gone to pick me up from my friend's and we had special plans for our dog's birthday..but when I said I changed my mind, he began to berate me. I tried to go lay down and stop the argument but he blocked my way and said I was manipulating him...and that he was sick of it...
Then he threatened me in the doorway of our bedroom...saying he was worse than his dad...who also had an abusive past...and that he would cut me with a knife on our bed...and began to break everything in sight...

And that's been on my mind ever since...my sun and stars threatening to kill me...I have nowhere to go...the nearest shelter that accepts pets is far, I have no family that can help ....


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216,126 I have zero desire for my husband.
I don't think I'm ever going to have sex with him again. & guess what? That's okay with me
This is what happens when you wake up one day and realize you're married to an insecure man baby who can't be asked to do anything, whose emotional intelligence is bankrupt, who cheated on me, who gets angry at our kids, who yells while driving, who cannot go a single fucking day without a drink, who drinks in the car while driving with his children, and yells at me and calls me names as though my mentioning it is the source of the problem rather than the actual fucking problem.
I'm looking for an out. I don't know how to find it though, so in the meantime, I will just not be having sex.


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216,125 You will never change. You think we are getting back together but it ain't gonna happen.


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216,124 What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again.


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216,123 The forest is full of many very old things. Some discovered, some lost, some waiting to be recovered, some gone forever. Many forgotten stories, patchwork theoretical theories.

Old things, mud and log walls, rusty metal tools and former treasures. Buckets and dishes. Knife wounds in the walls. How does an ancient Chevy come to rest, moss covered with trees grown to pierce the roof in a place where there are and were no roads? And graves, both marked and suspected.
Where did it all come from? What do I dare dig up?

But there is a draw. Not entirely evil, but dark. A paradox because I’m too old to follow it without being ridiculous but finally old enough to not be afraid. As a child I felt this pull often in dreams of places. Not every place, but a few familiar ones. The forest to the North of my house. My Grandparents’ attic. An old cabin. A place in the basement. And down a particular trail that leads to a very old place. In dreams they were all slightly different, slightly more, like a veil lifted to reveal the reality hidden under the facade. A darker reality to be maneuvered into if you found a tear.

It was all discarded as dreams and an overactive imagination. But so strong was the pull today, so completely unexpected and forgotten, so many years later to venture down the trail to the old place. I don't even know if I could find it anymore. Or if anything would be left to find. Especially not in the dark. I didn't go. Not the whole way.

But it's calling me and I don't think it's for no reason. Like a culmination. But why now?


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216,122 I am not friends with people who talk about their farts.


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216,121 You, my wife, ask if I'd like something to eat. I thank you and say no and explain I don't feel well. So what do you do? You ask again. I say no again. You ask if I'm sure. I say yes I'm sure. This little exchange continues over and over and over where you keep asking until I finally tell you in frustration to please stop asking. I don't know your game. I don't want to know your fucking game but I am 100% certain you do this on purpose to annoy me as much as possible. Think about your actions, you are trying to annoy a guy who has already told you he doesn't feel well. You see an opening to kick me when I'm down so you take it. You suck as a person, you suck as a wife.


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216,120 It was really good seeing you this Saturday. I'm sorry I had to run and we didn't get to spend much time together. I feel like we didn't talk at all.

I couldn't tell if you were intentionally standoffish, or if I was catching you sneaking looks at me.

I wonder which one was true, N


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216,119 I married my first boyfriend. We've been together since we were teenagers. He has been the absolute rock of my life, and I am eternally grateful for everything he has done for me. But I'm tired, and I'm bored. I feel like we're not really sexually compatible anymore. He's super vanilla, and I've realized I'm not. We barely have sex anymore. And he barely does any housework. I have to constantly clean up after him. But the thought of leaving and breaking his heart kills me. He is so wonderful in so many ways, and doesn't deserve to have his wife divorce him over dirty dishes and vanilla sex.


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216,118 Suboxone has such a distinct and awful flavor that even ten years later I can taste it in my mouth like it's there. You think you know what bitter is but you have no idea. A lemon is candy next to Suboxone. It is the taste of poison. Pure alkaloid horror, like acid on the tongue. It's a traumatic taste.


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216,117 I hate my wife's dog. So many reasons. Today I found dog hair in my dinner. Humans should not have to live this way. But you know what? Getting rid of the dog hair requires actually cleaning something. This concept escapes my wife.


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216,116 I had the absolute best orgasm of my life last night. I am a middle aged married man. In my life I have been with lots of beautiful women and experienced all kinds of amazing things. But I have never came as hard as I did last night and it was from a handjob from my wife. I was on the couch and she came downstairs and basically attacked me. She told me she was super horny because she was in bed masturbating. She then proceeded to talk dirty and tell me about how she was masturbating while teasing me endlessly with her hand. When I finally came it was a full body, leg shaking, closed eyes, gasping for air, full blown out of body orgasm. From a fucking handjob. It took me several minutes to recover. My wife and I have a healthy sex life but this was different. I'm hoping it has to do with us aging and we are coming into some kind of sexual reawakening or something like that. I've never seen her so horny and wanting. Especially after she had already came on her own before that. Like she just came down to get me off and then went back to bed. And normally I always return the favor but she wasn't interested at all. Making getting older isn't all bad!


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216,115 I'm sixteen weeks pregnant and my anxiety is off the charts. I'm having constant stress dreams about miscarrying. I've had multiple full blown panic attacks. I've had to delete news apps off my phone, stop looking at social media, and even now it's getting somehow worse. I'm exhausted. There's nothing wrong with me or the baby. Every test and check in says we're doing great, minus me losing weight from morning sickness early on. This is terrifying. The world is terrifying. I wish I could just be excited.


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216,114 I just think it's funny that you pretended to like my personality so you could use me for sex and then u found out i hate sex because of the trauma but you kept up the charade for 5 years. And I like sex a little bit now but you still don't like me for me. quit laughing at my jokes and naming your video game characters after me your not fooling anyone.


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216,113 I like the guy. I hate his dog.


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216,112 I'm supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I don't want to do it.


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216,111 I'm sixteen weeks pregnant and my anxiety is off the charts. I'm having constant stress dreams about miscarrying. I've had multiple full blown panic attacks. I've had to delete news apps off my phone, stop looking at social media, and even now it's getting somehow worse. I'm exhausted. There's nothing wrong with me or the baby. Every test and check in says we're doing great, minus me losing weight from morning sickness early on. This is terrifying. The world is terrifying. I wish I could just be excited.


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216,110 My wife and I are looking at bigger apartments for rent. We've visited half a dozen and have narrowed down our possibilities to two in particular. What she doesn't know is I'm looking at one bedroom apartments for just me. I think we are done.


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216,109 Big red flag when the woman you are dating has a little pain in her leg so the first thing she does is reach for an opioid.


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216,108 Cancer leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I mean literally. It is bitter and stale flavored.


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216,107 I'm so mad. I'm so angry at the universe! We had so many plans, so much we were doing in the next few months and now I'm on my way to a funeral home to make your arrangements. How did this happened to us?!? Him is it that I'm supposed to move on? I have now to find another place to live, so much happening at the same time I deal with my grief. This is so unfair! How come the universe gave me you, after my disastrous divorce, to take you from me so soon?!?!


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216,106 I can't stand the idea of being buried in a coffin. The stuff of nightmares being in a claustrophobic box for all of eternity.

I also hate the idea of being cremated. I don't want to be burned to a crisp. It's so unnatural. And what if you can feel the burning in the afterlife? Very bad idea.

Here's my thought. I want to be buried in say an 8 x 8 x 8 cubicle type room. Plenty of space to stand up. Room enough for a comfy chair in one corner and I could recline on a couch along the opposite wall. There could be a TV, DVDs, a bookshelf. Yes, I know I'd be dead. But just knowing these things are there and it wouldn't be claustrophobic would give me great comfort. Why has no one invented this burial option?



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216,105 Movies like West Side Story should not be remade. The movie was perfect the first time.


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216,104 I hope your employer makes Covid vaccine mandatory for you. That would bring me pleasure. I hope all employers make it mandatory.


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216,103 After I die, I'd like to come back and be a haunting kind of ghost. I'd find that to be very amusing.


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216,102 I did many nice things for me wife yesterday. I went shopping with her. I helped her sister move some heavy furniture. I drove her to the ocean where we walked on the beach. During the car ride home she turned to me and said she was going to make me happy that night and climb into be naked.

I couldn't help but smile. She noticed and said she was glad to make me so happy.

She wasn't understnding. My smile was really a secret laugh. I knew there was no way in hell she would follow through and have sex with me. This is what she's done a million times. She says she will be intimate, but by a few hours later there are nothing but excuses.

Sure enough, it starts to get late. I take a shower and hop in bed. My wife is watching TV. I fall asleep. At some point after that I feel her climb into bed. Curious, I reach out and feel for her clothes. She's wearing flannel pajamas. Hardly the outfit for sexual frolicking. And definitely not naked.

This is my wife. This is my marriage. This is my life. Land of broken promises.


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216,101 A well known company kept sending me spam even though I had unsubscribed from their mailing list. I finally sent them an email telling them to stop and honor their unsubscribe list. I included a screen shot showing that indeed they have me listed as unsubscribed.

So what do they do? The sent me an email confirming that I am unsubscribed. Think about that idiots. You yourselves confirm I am unsubscribed, so you send me yet another email.

Such sliminess. I hope you go out of business.


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216,100 I say bad things about all my friends behind their backs.


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216,099 Stop talking Please shut the fuck up for a change. What is wrong with you?`You can bable for half an hour and if I try to comment, you keep going and talk right over me. This is why I never want to meet up with you in person. It's bad enough over the phone. Seek help. Not answering your calls anymore.


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216,098 It's great you offered to make me dinner. But it's almost 11 at night and you are still cooking. I can't do this. I'm usually in bed by 11. If the meal was meant to impress me with your abilities in the kitchen so I would date you, kind of a big fail.


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216,097 So I am a very private person and I need advice on soemthing very private. And this is somethign I would never go to my friends with.

I tried this on Reddit and basically just got disgusting replies from men.  Not looking for that at all so thanks.

Hoping this is a better crowd:

I'm looking for advice on letting my bf give me a facial lol

My bf and I have been experimenting a bit with new things. Nothing crazy just different things. Last weekend we watched porn together and I got the feeling he's into facials.  I'd like to try it with him.  I kind of want it to happen organically though.  Not just me telling him I want a facial and then he does it.  I want to work our way into it and kind of like suprise him with it almost.

Anybody have any experience and advice? Like maybe a technique that is better/easier or something like that?

The one thing I'll say is that some of the suggestions I received from Reddit (before it attracted all the weirdos) were saying to make sure that I am comfortable with everything which I am. I'm not unsure or scared or anything. Just inexperienced in that particular area and looking for some help to make it go a bit smoother hopefully.

Also I don't mind receiving advice/tips from men because I do enjoy hearing it from a male perspective just please don't be pigs and ask me for my contact info or I'll just delete my secret and move on. Does that EVER work? Reddit was a nightmare.

Thanks so much!


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216,096 Someone had ice cream delivered to me. It's on my porch. She was making a very kind gesture. But she knows I'm in isolation and can't touch delivery items. I am sitting here filled with anxiety while with each passing minute the ice cream melts. This is torture.


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216,095 In the summer, I stretch out on the shore and think of you.
Had I told the sea what I felt for you, it would have left its shores, its shells, its fish, and followed me.


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216,094 I really want to leave my ex...but I've worked so hard to build up my credit and have almost half a year on my first lease ever...well I guess this is how I die!


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216,093 I love my dog more than myself


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216,092 My place of employment will lose all the best workers when they realize that nobody wants a mass vaccine mandate ;)


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216,091 you'd probably deny it, but the lyrics "you gave away everything you loved and one of them was me" hits a little close to home


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216,090 I honestly believe everybody secretly loves Cancel Culture/ruining someone's career and the public (social media) bullying that goes along with it when the target is somebody we dislike. I will admit that I have participated in a few Twitter pile-ons and trolling and had fun doing it. Just wish we could be honest about that instead of hypocritical in decrying it. It is toxic and unproductive I know that; it can also be fun and cathartic but it isn't necessarily politically correct to say that last part.


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216,089 I don't care about the AG report. I am a proud Democrat and I'm going to support Cuomo. No way I'm going to let the Woke Left destroy another Democratic white male over bullshit. Already they are screaming "time for a woman Governor!"


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216,088 I look at my high school yearbook way more than I should. I graduated many years ago. It's like I'm still living in the decades-old glory days. You'd think I'd be over it by now.


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216,087 I like my son in law more than I like my son.


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216,086 She was rude to me when I brought her groceries inside for her, so I did a shot of her fancy maple syrup when she wasn't looking.  Right out of the bottle.


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216,085 My sister and my wife hate each other. Ah family......


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216,084 I haven't washed the blankets on my bed since I bought them over a year ago.


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216,083 My sister is in the hospital and I visited her this afternoon. I also spent time secretly checking out her nurse - 20s,cute,with her brunette hair in a ponytail. Couldn't totally see her face because of her mask but I determined she was pretty. Mainly I was checking out her ass-  nice petite body and a somewhat small but shapely and round. Just perfect. Kept thinking about that ass and what she would look like nude outside of her green scrubs uniform.

F/32


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216,082 It was too stuffy and hot in our bedroom overnight. The windows were open and it was too loud for me to sleep. So I went downstairs to the cool of the basement where it was quiet. Four hours later, my husband came crashing through, yelling at me he's been up since 2:30 because I wasn't laying next to him and "I've told you I don't like that!"

So now he's asleep in the cool of the basement and I'm awake from a guilt trip over wanting to sleep. Cool cool cool.


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216,081 You want 120.00 a day to care for my kid in your home? Sorry but that's not happening! You see, that kind of money can only be commanded by somebody that has a clean home or facility and Takes as good of care or better care of my kid as I do. I'm not being snobby here, Or judging you for having a grungy home. But I mean you literally have four cats and the first thing I ever smell when I walked in the door is cat pee and it's not mild but knocks me on my ass! When I go to pick up my daughter she's always wearing the outfit that I dropped her off in And it stained up with Whatever she ate that day. I get my dishes back from my meals only half eaten as well as with all the food still in there gathering bacteria. I sent the amount of food I sent for a reason, because that's how much she needs to eat and also for that amount of money I should be getting those dishes back clean as well as my kid. $120 per day and no break for a weekly rate? Even people who are immaculate and licensed sitter knows that a consistent regular client should be getting a deal for a week at a time. There's no way I'm paying that much without getting better care. Think it over because my next step is going to be to do better than you.


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216,080 Every wedding where I've been part of the wedding party has ended in divorce. Every wedding where I've been the guest is still going strong. I can only conclude from this that I should never get married because that would put me in the wedding party and it'll end poorly.


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216,079 Never accept help from anyone. There is always a price to pay down the road.


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216,078 I'm the one with big problems. She sends me texts about how it might negatively affect her. Oh thank you for your concern... not.


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216,077 I wish that cooking with spices in an apartment building was illegal. If you live in your own home, sure, feel free to go nuts with the cumin. But when you do that shit in a communal apartment building it makes the rest of us want to plug our noses.


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216,076 I'm literally not your person. I change important details and pronouns so nobody knows it's me. I've posted secrets as a woman, a man, married, unmarried. I've posted secrets about my mom and wrote "cousin". Secrets about my coworker and wrote "old friend". I've written "spouse" instead of girlfriend or boyfriend.The secrets are real, but I change certain things to remain anonymous. I'm sorry to anyone who thought their significant other was writing about them. All the names I've used have been fake names. It's weird to think someone probably at the other end of country thinks I'm their girlfriend and I'm trying to make them jealous. But I'm literally not who you think I am.


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216,075 In America...

If you steal a loaf of bread you go to prison.

If you steal a railroad you get elected Senator.


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216,074 Sorry, but no I will not marry you. I’m told you are about to ask. I’m glad I have the heads up because I need to find a gentle way to say no. It makes me wonder how many women get caught off guard and end up saying yes even though they don’t want to.


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216,070 My employer is deciding tomorrow which COVID restrictions need to be reinstated (at minimum, we're looking at masks at desks, but it's not unlikely the office will close again). A healthcare specialist I see for an ongoing condition emailed me today to say she will no longer meet in person because of rising COVID cases, but that I'm welcome to continue working on things on a video screen from home. It's basically a joke - at that point, I might as well just save my insurer the money, download an app and see what I can do on my own - it's a waste of my time.

I imagine bars and restaurants will close soon. The concerts I was looking forward to will be cancelled. My kid's school will go remote.

Once again, I'll have not a single thing to be happy about or look forward to.

It didn't have to be this way. This is the fault of everyone who refused to get vaccinated. You've all literally ruined my life.

Secret:
If I get COVID despite having been vaccinated, I'm going to do my best to spread it to as many unvaxxed people as I can. It's fucking Darwinism in action - you shits are all so fucking stupid, you deserve to die.


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216,067 Went to a nude beach with my lesbian friends. They spoke quite freely about their “hanging chad”. Women can be just as crude as men.


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216,066 I was watching the Olympics yesterday till I see the hammer throw winner protest at the awards ceremony and then NBC interviewed her. Click I was gone, and not coming back.

The hammer thrower has a right to protest, NBC can put on the air what they want, and I can choose not to watch. I have, the Olympics are done for me.



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216,065 When I look at other women sitting cross-legged, their pussies are nearly tucked up in their crotches. Not mine! It's like my vulvae hang much lower than other's. This is not a FUPA I'm talking about. This is the whole crotch from below.


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216,064 My period blood never drips onto my pad. Instead, it's clotty and thick and I swear it spreads horizontally. When I take off my pad, I'm smeared from back to front with blood. I have to use lots of toilet paper to clean me up before I change the pad which has barely absorbed anything. So frustrating!


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216,063 My morning breath is terrible. Even my I Just Took A Nap breath is nasty too. Any sort of sleep brings on the dragon breath.


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216,062 I cannot date a man with undefined calf muscles. Seriously. I judge men by their legs. If their calves have no shape or are little balls that are too high up and tight, my attraction fades so fast.


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216,061 I cannot stand people who speak very loudly. How do you not know how to modulate your voice? Everyone around us has to know every detail of our private conversation because your dumb ass has no volume control. No thanks!


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216,060 Anal sex burns. Like peppery diarrhea, but worse.


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216,059 I am jealous of my toddler's thigh gap. Geez! I am at an all-time low.


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216,056 My mother in law can be very prejudice against black people , poor people, gay people , immigrants anyone who doesn’t share her views or religious beliefs but god has a great sense of humor and end up given her grandkids who are openly gay , some that they end up marrying a black person and many atheists grandkids hahaha .


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216,051 I can’t stand grown men who still live with their mommies and still have to take their advice.


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216,050 For Shabbat dinner you brought home-made challah bread with baked in ham and cheese.

Ham? Really?

I wish you would think more.


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216,049 Never piss off a terminally ill person. They have nothing to lose.


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216,048 I am in an abusive relationship with a Marine. All I want to do is leave him and take the dog...but he won't let me..


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216,044 Last week I let a women into my very small and isolated circle. Part of me was yelling in my head not to do it. But honestly I was feeling lonely and she assured me she herself was very isolated, hardly went out to public places, and always wore a mask both indoors and out. I later found out she lied. She’s a big partier. Now I am sitting here feeling sick to my stomach and I have a temp of 103. God I hate people. If ever there’s a lesson in life I’d like share it’s never to trust people.


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216,043 Several times people have worried I’m going to kill myself. What the fuck is wrong with you drama queens. I have never in my life suggested I was going to take my own life but you gossips are always looking for something new to tell your friends, so you make up some tripe and spew it at your friends to get a reaction. You put no thought into how spreading that rumor might negatively affect me. Man you are fucked up. There is a reason I push you out of my life. Which you then tell people is proof that I’m going to kill myself because see, he is pushing people away. There is no winning with you people. Just stay the fuck away from me assholes.


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216,042 I have shingles.


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216,041 I'm a guy. I cry all the time these days. My life and health are very messed up. I tell people I have no control over the crying. It just comes of me. I of course think they view me as a weak minded fool. Can I ask, what do you think when a guy cries?


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216,040 Two different women proposed to me in the same week. What a confidence booster for me.


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216,039 It's easily worth a few thousand dollars to never have to have an argument again.


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216,038 I'm giving away all my furniture. People don't realize the real reason why...


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216,037 After I shave I put on Old Spice. And then I scream in the mirror, just like in the movie Home Alone. It makes me laugh.


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216,036 Lol best Fupa story. I gained 35 pounds during the pandemic, so did my partner. Anyway, we were fooling around and they start to caress my abdominal fat in a circular motion, especially pressuring the bottom part where the belly goes in to meet the pelvic flatness below… the crevice. I was confused and asked what was happening but also figured out that they believed my abdominal curve crevice we’re my lady parts HaHaaaaaaa


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216,035 Lol best Fupa story. I gained 35 pounds during the pandemic, so did my partner. Anyway, we were fooling around and they start to caress my abdominal fat in a circular motion, especially pressuring the bottom part where the belly goes in to meet the pelvic flatness below… the crevice. I was confused and asked what was happening but also figured out that they believed my abdominal curve crevice we’re my lady parts HaHaaaaaaa


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216,029 About 25 years ago I sold my house. I netted a profit of almost $200,000. I was supposed to pay taxes on the gain. I totally blew it off though. I didn’t report anything about the house sale. I never heard a word about it from the IRS.


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216,028 I gave blood. I do it every few months. The nurse is always snarky tho. Fuck you bitch. Who do you think you are being mean to me for giving blood. I’ll never give blood again.


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216,027 I don't think my mother and sister are good at heart. I believe they are jealous, petty and childish. They don't want to be happy, and therefore don't want anyone else to be happy. They bitch and moan about each other so much, but they are basically the same fucking person. For too long I've held onto the hope that they have good intentions deep down, but nope. They're just miserable and don't know how to open their hearts and minds. Such a shame. I forgive them both, though. I pity them.


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216,025 The moment I realized my sexual orientation was when the young adult son of my mom's boyfriend (at the time) showed me porn in his room. I think I was in 8th or 9th grade. I only recently thought about how F'd up that was. I'm in my 30s now.


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216,024 Why don't you take that smug cuckolding little face and shove it?


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216,023 I feel great, and I don't give a damn.


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216,022 I haven’t pooped in three days.


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216,021 If anyone needs anything from me, they can contact me.

I'm like the most accessible person on the internet.

To wit, if nobody contacts me, they don't have anything to say to me.

*I* won't hit the 'X'.


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216,020 It's been 211 days.

That was plenty of time for a direct apology.


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216,019 A haunting memory:

I broke up with my ex who had an addiction...just to be texted by him with extreme promises of him getting his shit together and finally treating me right...for months...
And then I caved in. Told him I'll take him back if we finally go on a real date. I spent a year and a half staying in with him and never went out, so that was my ultimatum to show he was serious...
I met him up by his friend's house...to see him, once again, coked out and drunk at 7pm.

I started pushing him off me halfway on the walk back to his friend's, but he had a hold on my arm and kept telling me "don't be like that" when all I wanted was to go home.

Someone eventually saw us and pulled over by tbe alley to ask if I wS okay. I tried to brush it off but she must've seen something in my eyes because she didn't pull off. She asked me if he was bothering me and if I needed a ride. I started to cry. My ex said "she's fine, and just leave us alone, we're having a talk." The lady replies that she's talking to me, not him...and then my idiotic ex replies "mind your own business,  I don't tell you to leave your husband"

I felt my eyes roll to the back of my head. I kindly declined and, as soon as she pulled away, I walked away...

I started to walk away when I realized she had followed me. I got in the car...and saw 2 little girls in the back. I must have looked like a mess, crying with date makeup on but my dignity was so hurt...I didn't care...but the mother was kind and talked nicely to me. Turned out to be a Jehovah Witness. She told me that she was in my shoes before and that I deserved better...drove me home with me crying silently next to her in the front...

I wonder what would have happened if she hadn't stopped me the first time. It felt like I came to my senses...and now I'm forever traumatized with my biggest disappointment in my life.


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216,018 Jesus fucking Christ you’re the worst. Let people clarify things and think things through so they feel sure about a situation without make them feel stupid about it. God no wonder you never had a serious girlfriend before we got married.


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216,017 I started to wonder what it would be like to have a very vanilla mind. Is there no trauma? Maybe too much trauma? What drives the hatred some have for those who aren't closed off and limited? Am I the one with the closed mind to have a hard time understanding them? What is life like for them? What is intimacy like for them? Do they even get pleasure? Do they get the feeling as good as I do but without all the extra stuff I do to get there? Do they even know what they are missing?

I'm being serious. I am just realizing I hadn't thought of it this way before. I'll try to be more accepting of those who are limited and closed off.

It takes all kinds, they say.


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216,016 My mom got pregnant in high school with my older brother. I’ve always felt so white trash about this. So I’m going to tell my kids that she wasn’t in HS and that she was married to my dad.

Maybe I can pretend that they never divorced. I never forgave her for breaking our family like that. Sure she’s still with the guy; but my mom was a teen mom AND she had an affair. I am so embarrassed of her (she’s fat too); but she’s my mom and she’s the only one I’ve got.


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216,013 I spend about $100 a month to have AT&T NOT deliver my texts. I wonder how much more they charge for cell service that actually works?


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216,012 One of my hottest fantasies is to find a married couple. I tie the husband to the chair and force him to watch me fuck his wife hard. I tell the husband how much his wife likes my big, thick cock. I tell him she is screaming loudly because she loves this big cock I am pumping inside her. I tell him I am gonna cum in his wife's delicious beautiful pussy.

Then after I cum in his pussy I will untie him, have him lay in bed, and  have his wife sit on his face and he is forced to eat out all the cum I pumped into her.

- A Kinky professional business guy in his early 30s.


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216,011 I only watch women's Olympic sports for the skimpy outfits.  Once they change them I'm out.  Do you really think I actually care about women's  gymnastics, beach volleyball or track and field? I don't even watch the men's versions unless it's like Usain Bolt or someone like that.


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216,010 My dad is an awful person that no one in the family speaks to because he steals money and other terrible things.

My wife has said that she’ll leave me if I don’t cut him off like my brother and grandmother have. (Yes, my dads own mom won’t even speak to him).

No one speaks to him and he’s taken money from me too. But it’s my dad and you only get one.

I might lose my wife and my family; but I’ll still have my dad.


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216,009 I hate asking people for help. I was always the person helping everyone else. The tables have turned. I need a ride to the hospital for a medical procedure where they will put me under.  They told me I absolutely can’t drive afterwards. I’m reluctant to call anyone. I don’t want to be a burden. In my head I’m thinking after they stitch me back up I can go sit in my car for 8 hours until my head is clear enough to drive. Crazy. I need to drop my pride and accept help.


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216,008 I want to shoot the neighbor’s lawn guys. How can it be legal to make so much noise so early this n the morning?


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216,006 I hate my dog. He's such a pain in the ass. I gave him away a few months ago. Now the person I gave him to brought him back. She says she can't take his personality anymore. I can't blame her. Here I am at square one again. God I hate this dog.


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216,005 I'm not so sure what is reality and what is in my head. Things happen in my life. At least I think they happen. At times I'm sure they happen. Then by a few days later I'm not sure if anything happened at all or if I imagined it.


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216,003 I’ve been vaccinated. Tested positive last week even though no symptoms.

Going into the stores without a mask anyway because most of the obnoxious folks on my street don’t have the vaccine and are old, so hopefully delta will wipe them out.

Yes, going to the closest grocery store to infect an “own” all my neighbors with their don’t tread on me flags.



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216,002 I realized the reason I impulse buy things. I’m lonely. There isn’t much excitement in my life. I have friends, but suggestions to get together always fall through. My dogs are the only thing keeping me from being alone. So, I buy things online. The excitement of getting packages in the mail is a distraction from my loneliness which I don’t see an end to. Sometimes it’s the only thing I have to look forward to. I haven’t gotten into financial trouble because of it, but I would definitely have more money if I didn’t use this as a coping mechanism. It makes me feel so pathetic.


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216,001 I’m so sick of air bnb’s. The people that own them usually own 2-3 other houses. . I want this housing market to collapse. At what point to the poorest of people demand better? I mean, is it not enough that public schools are a joke and there is no living wage, and a college degree is obsolete. Kids are glorifying living in vans and school buses because they’d rather do that than pay some already wealthy person’s mortgage. I refuse to pay another rich person’ mortgage.
If I save enough money to go on vacation to escape my shitty life, I’m not helping Randy & Barbara make more money so that I can stay in their quaint little cottage for $350 a night. No fucking thank you. Or the stupid one I saw in big bend here in Texas. You can camp in a tipi for $250 a night. They were booked through the summer. Mind you, it’s not air conditioned. It’s not heated. It’s fucking in the triple digits during the day and you share a restroom with other campers. For real? People actually pay for this? Oh my gaaaaawd.


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215,999 Olympic beach volleyball players have no boobs. There must be a competitive advantage to not carrying around all the extra weight.


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215,998 My husband's skill set is having the last word and being right even when he isn't.

This is why he hasn't had a job in 10 years.

This is apparently a secret to him, since he's the only one who hasn't figured this out.


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215,997 I miss spanking you


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215,996 A spiritual awakening is on the horizon for me.
I’m ready.


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215,995 I really, really miss being 19.
I don’t know why, but that was the best year of my life.



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215,994 Covid cases are up in all 50 states. This is crazy. Wear your freaking mask. Get freaking vaccinated. What the freak is wrong with you people!


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215,993 STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS!

My ex, she comes by on her walk everyday and looks in my windows. I live in an apartment complex. I called the police and asked if she can legally be stopped. They said the apartment complex is open to the public, so she can walk there and see whatever she wants to see. They said I should pull the shades down. But so unfair. It's summer. I want sunshine coming into my place during the day. I want a breeze blowing in the windows at night. But I have to forgo the sunshine and breeze to stop her creepy stalker ass. Cops can be good, but they can also be useless.


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215,991 I joke about my cancer all the time. Why am I the only one who thinks it’s funny? Lighten up people, if I can laugh about it so can you.


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215,989 For 7 years I worked 16 hours day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I lived around the corner from work. I ate every meal delivered to the office. I worked on Christmas and every other holiday. I never took vacation. On one level I loved it. I knew so much about everything in the entire company. I became the goto guy for every department when they had a problem.

In the end, some hot shot boss who was Mr. Slick, he made fun of me for being such a nerdy guy always working. Like what a dope he was. I'm working hard for his company and he was putting me down for it? So I quit. I wasn't going to take that crap.

I received many calls from other departments wanting to know what happened. I told them about the condescending boss. Within a few weeks he was fired. Still makes me laugh a little.


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215,988 My girlfriend tells me she went skinny dipping last night with a group of friends, male and female. I'm not sure how I feel about this.


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215,986 The day Michael J Fox dies, I will be so very, very sad.

I am watching Back To The Future tonight and it got me thinking about the first time I saw it. I remember everything about that day, not sure why, but it is indelebly burnt in my mind: where I was living at the time, how old I was and even what I was wearing that day. I hold that movie so dear in my heart and  MJF is in the pantheon of those actors I hold in great respect (no one is asking but here they are: Paul Newman, Robin WIlliams, Michael J Fox)

It is hard to see one's younger years slip away.


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215,985 General anesthesia messed with my head. I'm not the same person. I forget things. I lose words. I think weird thoughts. When I close my eyes I see really unusual imagery. I mean I'm glad science is able to numb me and operate. But it is not without consequence.


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215,984 Another heat dome over the NorthWest. The Gods are angry with us. I don't blame them.


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215,983 My son is so lacking in empathy. My dear friend died. He tells me to get over it. It’s like he has autism and can’t understand emotions in himself or others. I don’t like him. I think he should work with computers and stay away from good people. I don’t want to see him drag others down like he does to me.


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215,982 I miss you so much but until you speak to me I won’t tell you incredibly exciting news that I’ve been dying to share…


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215,981 You were in my dream last year and, unlike other dreams, I remember it so clearly. You had a guitar and played that song I like. I remember your smile, the peace I felt, and happiness I felt that I was able to see you again in some way. I remember the next one where you told me you’d be waiting for me. Words cannot describe how much I miss you. You were so special, so rare. We love and miss you. Your kindness and humor still live. I hope you are at peace. The pain hasn’t gotten easier, just easier to live with because I know that’s what you would have wanted, so I’ve tried my best. Please watch over us. We’ll always remember and miss you.


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215,980 I'm recently divorced (she had an affair). As part of the settlement, my wife took all our joint friends. A few months later I became very sick. My wife lamented to her friends how she needed sympathy. So what did the friends do? They made casseroles and left them for... my wife. Wait what? I appreciate this thing friends in the community do, where they cook food for someone who is in a bad way. But really, they cooked food for my wife because I was sick? Yet no one brought anything by for me? Whatever. But the loyalty of the sisterhood gets absurd.


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215,979 In one out of seven cases, a brain aneurysm is caused by masturbation. This thought puts a complete damper on my desire to jerk off.


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215,978 I feel sorry for the younger generation this day they have done everything their parents told them to be successful “work hard and get a higher education “ and yet they are drowning in student debt , wages/salaries haven’t really changed the much , cost of living has gone up , healthcare and housing it’s too expensive. It’s like the whole system it’s failing yet many people have the nerve to call them lazy and entitled. When I was in my early 20’s I remember paying $400 a month for a two bedroom apartment in a middle class neighborhood you could easily afford it by yourself without having a roommate, jobs even without higher education were paying about the same and most offer benefits. I really hope people start waking up and change things for the better because I’m tired of seeing the middle class shrinking and people falling into poverty.
F/41


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215,975 I want to give you all this love. I think I would love you forever.
I'm nervous to see you. I feel like the words flow out of me through my skin.
It would be so hard taking it slow with you if I ever had a chance. But this is the one to never mess up. I've been waiting. Since the day I walked in and looked into your eyes, it's been you.
I'm sorry.


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215,973 My ex asked to borrow my truck so she could pick up a new dryer. I said what are you going to do, lift it on and off the truck your self? I offered to pick it up for her. After I delivered it and moved it into her laundry room, she gave me a blow job. She's remarried. Guess it isn't going well.


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215,972 It's almost 50 years later and whenever I'm about to go for a swim in the ocean, images from the movie JAWS pop into my head.


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215,971 I wish the cemetery wasn't located next door to the hospital. That's really bad marketing.


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215,970 I've been up for  3.5 hours and I have done nothing. Zero. Niente. Nada. Zilch.
Menopause is slowly robbing me of every last ounce of energy I once had. I don't even know how to be anymore.


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215,969 My sister-in-law, as in wife’s sister, I see her at family gatherings 3 or 4 times a year.  She always greets me with arms open and a hug and pushes her pelvis into mine and hard.

I never reacted to this till this last July 4 when I responded and pushed back. She reacted down there by moving back and forth a bit, and also puts her lips to my ear and goes. “Ohhhhhh”




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215,968 I think she's just mad because I figured it out.


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215,967 I hate having to get up in the night to pee. I wish there was a device I could attach to my dick where I could pee while lying in bed and there would be no mess.


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215,966 Someone wants to have sex with me, but she lives two states away. Eh, I really can't be bothered to travel that far.


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215,965 There is this woman I text almost everyday,  sometimes she responds quickly other times its a day or two. She is super kinky, into bdsm, loves sending nudes and videos. She claims she is single I'm thinking not. Either she has a hubby or a bf which would explain her quiet times. She does have three kids which her ex has prime custody.


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215,964 I kind of don't care anymore if unvaccinated people get the virus and get sick and die.  To me,  that's Darwinism at work.


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215,963 Don't be so sure that you know anything about me at all.

^_^


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215,962 I can accept now that I never meant anything to her.


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215,961 My car has a flat. It is in a mall parking lot. I've left it there for almost a week. I'm amazed they haven't towed it.


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215,960 There’s no need to keep asking the question; my brain keeps screaming the answers.   My heart knows it as well….


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215,959 I miss someone I know but have never spent alone time with. I miss when I do things and he isn't with me. How do I keep falling for someone that I'm not sure will ever like me back. This is painful.


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215,958 Have you ever noticed that it's me, your siblings, your parents, potential employers, society, and the entire world who all have a problem and are at fault for everything that happens to you? That it's never, ever, your fault? Here's a secret: it is you. It's totally you. You're the problem. Take some responsibility for your actions and the consequences.

Here's an example: I saw a friend is on vacation with her family and mentioned it'd be nice if we could go on vacation. Your response wasn't, "Yes, if I applied myself and found a job so we became a dual-income household, we'd be able to." Noooo. No. Your response was, "That's because their parents were rich and gave them money. We don't have that." Ummmm, I'm pretty sure whenever I see people our age on vacation, it's not because they all have rich parents who give them money. It's because both people in the marriage/relationship ACTUALLY WORK A FUCKING JOB and can afford it. You say you apply for jobs every day, but you've never even been offered an interview since 2014. It's not every single employers' fault that this is happening. Clearly, you are doing something or not doing something for this result.

Another example: You said you could be in charge of a house project that needed done. I am working full-time, manage our household and schedules, and have a full plate. But you still came to me and had to run through every single conversation with every single contractor for me to "sign off" on the project. I reiterated I needed you to be in charge of this and just let me know how much I need to check out for and to whom. Anddddddd....the project is half done. But now you get to blame me for it. "This is why I had conversations with you, so you should have known what was happening!" No, it's not your fault for not using fucking common sense, it's my fault for not managing you. Of course. So now the project is back on my plate, along with fucking everything else, all because you can't apply yourself to anything and can't responsibility for anything.

I'm so exhausted. I can't keep this family afloat for the rest our of lives.


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215,957 I work 80 hours a week.


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215,956 I try not to let my laptop sit directly on my privates for fear it is sending out electronic waves and corrupting my DNA. Don't laugh, it could be.


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215,955 Men are the worst patients. They cry more than you realize. I've seen a 10 year old come in with a broken bone protruding from the skin, no crying. But a guy comes in because his golf swing hurt his shoulder, and he starts bawling. Eye roll. Men, get t together.


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215,954 I got my covid vaccine and within hours had a headache.
Had a migraine the following day. It lasted 4 days.
Then my daughter came home from summer school with some illness. She gave it to me. Now I've got fever and another migraine. My neck is sore. She tested negative for covid and so did I. But we also tested negative for strep and the flu.
So what the fuck? I was prescribed a a pack and steroids! Wtf. I was so healthy. But now I'm not feeling healthy at all. I begin to worry I won't be, even after covid is "under control." I've had this doom and gloom ominous foreboding feeling for weeks, like the world is ending. Just ending. I've never felt this before. Maybe the pandemic has finally taken its toll on me. Maybe covid causes depression. Maybe the world is just depressing.


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215,953 Shooting billionaires into outer space is a great idea. How do we keep them from coming back?


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215,952 I basically wasted 2 weeks doing nothing.
I could have gone on a vacation or visited some family or even just gone to parks around my house.

Nope. Sat here and did nothing.


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215,951 I realized I apologize too much when a toddler told me to stop saying sorry.


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215,950 If you could only keep your dick in your pants.....you are not all that and a bag of chips sweetie! Stop looking for the next best thing when you, yourself are not a desirable mate. YOU ARE NOT A GREAT CATCH! You don't even work when there are jobs out there. You are a lazy! You would rather live off the state. No one wants that guy! No one wants a lazy ass man. No one wants to take care of a middle aged child. Work on getting a job verse a girlfriend. Priorities are screwed up there!


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215,949 I absolutely HATE people who are nice to me when I don't deserve it. I hate people who "don't get mad easily." You're allowed to be mad at me. If I do something wrong, you're allowed to call me out. Don't just say "it's ok". I'm not going to learn anything if you do that.


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215,948 After the pandemic started, I managed to get a new job AND a new girlfriend.  Things are going better for me than they have in a long time.

So why does my life feel even more precarious now than it did before?


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215,947 White privilege really exists in so many ways, big, small and micro. For instance I live in a mixed neighborhood and sometimes go to predominantly black bars. I certainly wouldn't say I know the bartenders that well, maybe a vaguely familiar face, but certainly not a regular. Somehow I get to run a tab without providing a credit card or paying up front. Yes, the bartenders are also black.


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215,946 She posted a photo of her two daughters asleep in the back seat. Everyone raved how beautiful they look. Me, I looked at the photo and noticed neither girl is wearing a seat belt. Count on me to always see reality. I want to comment but the mother is my friend and I don't want to embarrass her. Think about it, I'd rather let her daughters die in a car crash than embarrass my friend.


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215,945 They are getting married. His plan is for them to live on a boat. He's a boaty sort of guy. He's not fussy. He doesn't need creature comforts. She is the opposite. She is all about fancy clothing and luxury. I'm thinking she won't last a month living on a boat. Their marriage is doomed. He's a geek though and this is the first woman he has ever dated even though he is 40. He is ignoring their incompatibility. She's 36. She has not had anyone pursuing her in a long time. She knows this is her last chance to land a husband. As a result, she lying about her desire to live on a boat. Deep down she knows she'll hate it. She knows the marriage won't work. But she thinks it's better to be married and divorced, then never be married at all. This is how women think. Always out for themselves. She's going to crush him. I wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself after she leaves him.


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215,944 I would be an excellent sniper. I'm patient. I'm a great shot. I have no conscious.


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215,943 I throw away things I no longer need. My house is spotless and uncluttered. I also throw away people I no longer need.


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215,942 It's been about 18 months. I still haven't been inside a market, or a restaurant. I still haven't gone to a barber. I'm not planning on going to any of these places anytime soon. Maybe never again.


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215,941 My son is a total disappointment to me. I didn't need him to be smart, or popular, or good looking. I needed him to be a good person. He is not. He doesn't have a good soul. I've brought another asshole into the world.


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215,940 I'm so awkward I probably shouldn't be allowed out of the house.


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215,939 I'm 30 years old and I just ate an pear for the first time in my life today. It was ok.


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215,938 Hating people for no reason? Cute. You really are a psycho.


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215,937 My wife once had us arrive at a dinner party three hours late. All the guests had gone home already. The hosts were in the kitchen doing the dishes. I was so embarrassed. But this was typical for my wife. I swear, I think she has brain damage. We are divorced now. Gee, oddly, she can't find any new guy to tolerate her behavior, she is still single. LOL. Divorce seems bad. But in fact it can be a godsend.


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215,936 I was flirting with this HOT guy, getting a lot of nice responses... and then he took offense at what I thought was an innocuous Facebook post that had nothing to do with him and btiched me out in the most petty, histrionic manner possible.

I ghosted him after that.  I cannot STAND touchy guys with bad tempers, and no amount of hotness can compensate for that.  Into the Pretty But Psycho file with him.


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215,935 I texted my boyfriend about a dear friend who was found dead from a fall in her apartment. I was crying my eyes out and unsure what to do or who to call. I thought telling my boyfriend would be a good place to start. He texted back pointing out I spelled her name wrong. Really? That was his response to me being so very distraught and crying?

And just like that I knew I could no longer date him.


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215,934 We know all your secrets as well as your original IP. This is going downhill for you very quickly.


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215,933 As you can probably guess, we are a darling of law enforcement. They love us. They are pursuing this.


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215,932 I'm in a wheelchair. I can't tell you the number of times during the height of the pandemic where people were so thoughtless. I'll be coming down the narrow sidewalk in my neighborhood and someone is heading in my direction. They make no motion to move out of my way. I end up rolling myself onto a driveway to get out of their way. I mean really? In the last 20 years I haven't expected any special treatment for my disability. But during a pandemic when everyone should be social distancing, you couldn't walk a few few out of your way? You make the disabled girl move for you?


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215,931 Free Brittany.


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215,929 You're just an ex girlfriend collector. You don't care about anyone.


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215,927 My biggest mistake in life was trying to breathe life and keep afloat a relationship that was doomed from day one. Always the ex boyfriend.


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215,926 I would never date a guy that would make a mean joke about me. Done it before, and never again. From now on, even ONE mean joke and you're out.


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215,925 I’ve had a breakthrough! I’m not the asshole here. It was you. Always was. Should’ve trusted my first instinct when after our first date we broke up a few weeks later because you were obnoxiously drunk as usual and said terrible things. You’re drinking has ruined your life. Youre in your 60s and never married. No family. Yet the whole world s the problem. Not you.


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215,924 You take your jokes too far. I do like you, but I do not think it's worth being friends with you anymore.


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215,922 I got a puppy in April. In May the town posted a notice on their page saying all dogs over 6 months of age need a license. My dog would be 6 months in August, I better get a license. I went to town hall on May 28th and paid the $35 fee. I thought I was all set. A few days later I received an email from town hall saying it was time to renew my dog license. What? I stopped by town hall again. They explained the license billing period runs from June 1 to May 31. When I got the license on May 28th, it was only good for 3 days, even though I paid full price. You would think the workers in town hall could have explained that to me. I could have waited to June 1 and then the new license would have lasted an entire year. But no, they didn't say a word about it. I paid $35 on May 28th and then I paid $35 again on June 1st. Government workers can be so amazingly shady and unhelpful.


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215,921 You want to have children, but dumped your last girlfriend because she gained 10 pounds? You do realize that if you get someone pregnant, they're going to gain a LOT more than 10 pounds, right? You're not cut out to be a father. Douchebag.


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215,920 My stomach has been hurting for a few months. I convinced myself it is stomach cancer. I thought it’s so unfair because these last few month I’ve been eating such healthy meals. For example I gave up the usual Frosted Flakes and instead eat a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast every morning.

I woke up in the wee hours a few days ago from the stomach pains. But with an epiphany. What if it’s the oatmeal? What if my stomach is grinding on the oats all day and giving itself a cramp?

I hopped out of bed and looked on the internet. Sure enough, it’s a thing. I stopped eating oatmeal. My stomach has been fine ever since.

Funny how that works. I psyched myself out and created a worst case scenario, even though everything was much simpler and benign. Human nature.


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215,919 The reason why I don't write a will or end-of-life instructions is simple.
Writing these out would grant me permission to finally end my life. By not drafting the documents, I am keeping myself alive.


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215,918 I tried to jerk off today. First time in about a year. Nothing. I didn’t get the slightest bit hard. I guess my sex life is over. 63 M


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215,917 I clearly remember in the last few years seeing commercials promoting Zantac. Now I still see commercials, but for a class action lawsuit against Zantac because it is suspected of causing cancer.

It’s conflicting stories like this which give me pause when it comes to the COVID 19 vaccine. I’m not convinced the FDA does their due diligence.


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215,916 She thinks I have money. I don’t. But she thinks I do. Not my fault. Someone else told her I’m rich. As a result though, she is very friendly with me and hints how we should date. I know it’s under false pretenses, but I don’t want to correct her on this because she is the only friend I have at the moment.


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215,915 I use strong mouthwash after flossing in case there was Covid on my fingers.


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215,914 I’ve been going to bed every night at 8:00. It’s still light out. I have nothing else going on so sleep is my best option.


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215,913 I woke up this morning and just feel like I’m walking in a fog. Normally I’d contribute hormones to this feeling and just trudge through but it’s too early in the month for that to be the cause this time.
I am depressed. It’s just impossible to not admit it this time.


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215,911 This bitch really said "If only you could choose your baby daddy". Who's gonna tell her?


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215,909 L, I miss you a lot. All you did was add to my life, your companionship during that stretch really got me through a tough time. What was so surprising was your sense of humor and quick wit. It caught me off guard, it was so fun just being goofy and decompressing with you after a long day.

Now, when I drive through town, you’re walking down the sidewalk and you pretend you don’t see me. That hurt so much the other day. I just wanted to throw my hazards on, jump out of the car and run up and hug you and you don’t even acknowledge my existence. Ouch. I’ll never know what I did or what’s up. I deserve better, so I’ll trudge on missing you, but I’m through reaching out.

I ache for that laughter we shared, maybe in the next life kid!


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215,907 93% of democrats are vaccinated. But only 49% of republicans.

Republicans are such assholes. But okay. Another interesting stat. 99.5% of recent Covid-19 deaths happened to unvaccinated people, meaning far and away republicans. I'm good with this. Keep it up republicans.


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215,905 My sister in law (52) posts provocative pictures of herself. Shots of her wearing a tiny bikini. Or shots of her laying on a towel at the beach with no top on, although she is face down so you can't see nips but you can see side boobage. They are clearly meant to be sexy enticing images.

Here's the weird thing for me though. She has a son in law. He is always the first one to like the photos. I picture him waiting on his computer all day salivating and then as soon as the daily dose of soft porn appears, he hits the like button.

Come on dude, she's your mother in law. You shouldn't be liking sexy photos of your mother in law. Think of how it makes your wife feel.

And to my sister in law, get the fuck over yourself. You are not that hot and you are so freaking vain to keep putting up images.


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215,904 I really miss you. I wish I could tell you this. You were the love of my life. I screwed things up as usual. I want a do over.


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215,903 I think you’re perfect


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215,902 From his obituary,

"He successfully completed many drug rehab programs."

If there was more than one drug rehab, well I wouldn't really call them successful....


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215,901 I have a friend who manages to make me cry (not in a good way) when we visit.   Our friendship is so dear to me, or at least I thought it was, until I realized I get my feeling hurt every time they're around.  :(


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