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214,132 So now Dr. Seuss is banned. He drew Chinese men with slanty eyes and chopsticks.

But don't Asian men have slanty eyes? Don't they use chopsticks? Why is then wrong for anyone to depict them as such?

Aren't Americans often shown wearing cowboy hats? Should this be considered a racist insult?


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214,131 He tried to change my password on my slack account. You are so pathetic husband.




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214,130 I cleaned my apartment on Valentine’s Day because someone was coming over. I also took a shower and got all dolled up. After my shower I put the mop and bucket in the shower just to get it out of sight.

Today I peeked behind the shower curtain and there was the mop and bucket, which means I haven’t taken a shower in the last 17 days. Oh dear.


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214,129 I have had so many people lying to me over this past weeks it makes my head spin. The love of my life was lying, and his words never met with his actions. I am heartbroken. A couple of friends lied and they should be talking to one another and not use me. But hey I am the door Matt. Just over this shit. Just over it.


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214,128 Really annoying how TV commercials are louder than the TV shows. I keep changing the volume up and down. Watching TV shouldn't be so much work.


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214,127 We live in a rural area and have 2 doors on the front of this earth contact. None of the neighbors can see the front of our house. When we moved here several years ago, both doors had a lot of glass, and one was replaced with a solid door with a very small window near the top. (He would never allow a storm door with a screen panel for fresh air, added security, and light for that front hallway). I looked and looked for 2 years on a FB Swap for a preowned solid door with NO glass. I finally found one locally, complete with nearly new deadbolt, and other items. It wasn't quite going to work like I wanted, as I wanted this 2nd door to swing out for added security. I put it out in our enclosed trailer, until I could gather hired help to get this done. I ended up taking it out of the trailer, as he asked me to empty items out of that trailer so he could help his daughter to move. It was put out in the barn, but he never put it back in the trailer when they didn't need the emptied trailer after all. I was having sciatica problems at that time and unable to lift it by myself. Before I know it, I found the door missing from the barn, and NOT back in the trailer. I questioned my husband and he replied, "It was in my way, so I donated it to the thrift store". Grrrr! This door was only a few years old and rarely used by prior owner. I paid $75.00 because it had been well cared for. To buy one new like this one would run $800 -1,000. He claims he will buy me another. Ha! My gut tells me he gave it to one of his family members that are building on a farm they bought. We live on retirement incomes, and this family member makes 6 figures. I am so tired of all the lies. If he had just asked . . . .


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214,126 I find it’s too much work to read a book. I’ll wait for the movie . If the book is never made into a movie, then the book must not have been any good.


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214,125 I sure hope and pray that my husband's DIL knows what she is in for when he moves in. My first advice would be to do a telehealth with his primary doctor for some direction in caring for his serious health issues. I would not take the word of anyone else in the family. Also, send for ALL his health records from primary doctor, all neurologists, neurosurgeon, and his cardiologist. They will not keep anything from you, and direct you on what's ahead for this man's future. When he becomes resistant, just beware and not take anything personally. His failing mental and physical health breaks my heart in his refusal to "let me in" or even care and love him. That is the broken parts of his brain that have ruined this marriage for both of us. Don't let him hurt your family or marriage.


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214,124 I don't understand why some Conservatives (at least on social media) frame the Gov Andrew Cuomo allegations and crimes as "the Libs/Dems eating themselves". Isn't it a good thing the Democrats/liberals are holding him accountable for both the sexual assault/harassment claims as well as the Covid nursing home controversy? Some Democrat politicians want him either impeached or to resign. Why is this not seen as a positive thing from the Republican perspective instead of the party turning on each other (or "eating themselves") and letting Cuomo off the hook?


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214,123 Brook Shields has not aged well. Man does she look bad!


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214,122 Today is the day I realize nothing has changed. I’m still the garbage I always was.
I’m just older now.
This is why I hate anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas, and any other holiday. It just reminds me of what a failure I am at life.
Birthday: failure at aging well.
Christmas: failure at making it magical for my kids.
Anniversary: epic failure at marriage.



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214,121 My kid's school had mustache day just for fun. But come on, so dumb. The kids had mustaches drawn on their faces and then of course went through the school day with no masks. How about funny hat day. Or mismatched shoes day. The one thing you don't want to have during a viral pandemic is something which encourages the kids to not wear masks. Idiots.


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214,120 I am 35 years old. A husband and a father. I'm 6 foot 1, bald, and covered in tattoos. Hands included. I look like I could fucking kill you in a second if I had to. I could.

My secret: I had to borrow my wifes car and it was on a radio station I don't normally listen to. All of a sudden this song comes on. Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo. Fuck me. The nostalgia...I got teary eyed. It hit something in me I haven't felt in 20 years.

When I was a teenager I got my heart broken by a girl. I never recovered. Who I am now is a direct result of what happened then. I just haven't thought about it in a long, long time. I spent years smoking, drinking, fighting. Just to feel anything other than the pain I was feeling when it happened. Eventually life took over and those feelings got pushed aside or burried. Work, taxes, bills...adult life comes on fast. Then you meet someone. You build a life together. A family. A home. And you forget. Then 20 years later you're driving your wife's SUV with a car seat and sippy cups and goldfish all over the floor and a song comes on the radio and out of nowhere you're right back to where you were when you were 17 and felt like nothing would ever be the same ever again and you realize a part of you is still broken.

And while it is a sad feeling it still feels good. It feels good to know that the 17 year old kid who promised himself he would never forget and never let go is still in there somewhere. Keeping his promise.


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214,119 I was out for  walk with my teenage son. He was staying with his mother (my ex) that weekend and there was tension. He called me upset. I swung by and we went for a walk.

Strangely, I began to notice there was a mask-less woman about 20 feet behind us turn for turn. We'd go down one block, she'd go down that block. We 'd cut through a parking lot. She'd cut through the parking lot. Weird coincidence that she was heading exactly where we were heading.

Finally I turned to her and nicely asked if she could go some other direction, there being a plague and all and we didn't want to be so close to her, especially since she wasn't wearing a mask. She then came right between my son and I and wanted to argue, saying it was her right to walk wherever she wanted. I said, "Please, just go, and leave us alone."

We turned around and I walked him back home.

Just as we arrived at his driveway, I suddenly realized she was still close behind us. WTF? It was if she was intentionally following us so she could listen in on our conversation.

Twenty minutes later my son texted me again saying the woman who was following us was now in the kitchen talking to mom. Turns out she was a friend of my ex and she was relaying everything she heard in the private conversation I was having with my son on our walk.

How crazy stalkerish. My wife got her friend to follow us and eaves drop. This should be illegal. I'm allowed to have a private conversation with my son. I'm constantly reminded why I divorced this woman.



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214,118 I’m only staying married because it seems cheaper than going to a lawyer. I hate my wife and can barely stand my kids.


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214,117 I’ve made my daughter lie and now I can see that it’s making her ill. What will they do to me when they find that I made her lie? I am such a terrible father. I shouldn’t have had kids. I only did b/c my mom is obsessed with babies and I thought that it would make her happy. I am terrible. I made her lie to her mom.


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214,116 What's that? Oh, you are playing games, can't come over?
That's fine, I have 3 more on call who will.
Keep playing games!


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214,115 Way too many times in our nearly 14 years' relationship, I get the strong feeling that my husband strongly feels that he has married a 20-something year old bimbo. He instead married a nearly 58 yr. old smart, well-rounded, debt-free woman who has lots of common sense from being raised in rural Midwest. I am frugal, practical, and in no way impulsive unless you back me into a corner trying to control me. Give it up!


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214,114 Ladies, what is the best time of day for you to have sex ?


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214,113 They won't put gay couples in blockbusters because they want to sell them in China. That's pretty bad when you think about it. China gets to be a de facto censor of our media.


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214,112 When My husband and I met in 2007, he was still hurting from a divorce the year before and was even relentless with his anger from another divorce nearly 30 years before. He bad-mouthed both women, but I just listened and didn't judge either woman for what I was being told. They were not around to defend themselves from his harsh belittlement and criticism of them, for them before, during, and after those 2 divorces. That should have been a huge red flag to me. I have spent many an hour thinking back to all the ways he has tried to control me - my thoughts, feelings, and actions and reactions. He has convinced himself that when he divorces me this year, that he is going to be happy, since he can't control everything I say and do. God, please help him let go of everything he can't control.


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214,111 With my luck I know I'll be given the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. It's not the one I want. It's not as effective. I feel like I've waited a year to get something not so good. I'm told we don't get a choice. This seems wrong to me. I smell a new avenue of corruption. The better vaccines will go to the rich white people.


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214,110 Emptiness is significantly better than pain.




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214,109 Anal sex is the perfect metaphor for love & relationships. In the end it's all just a pain in the ass.


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214,108 My boyfriends kids mom is a biotch. So much for trying to be nice and hoping for a friendship. Instead I guess we are going to have defensiveness, passive aggression, and manipulation. We share the same birthday so apparently since she’s mom f all my plans. At least now I know how she really is so I can move forward with my energy conserved and just try to be my kind self and interact with her as little as possible.


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214,107 Congratulations on one day of not looking. Let’s see how long you can keep it up.


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214,106 Everyone is fat where I come from.

And they all drink nonfat milk.

I don’t think the fat in the milk is what they should be worried about.


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214,105 People are always complaining about "cancel culture" as though unfettered access social media is a constitutional right and not something they started doing to stalk crushes and stay entertained while pooping.


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214,104 The PC police have decided we are not supposed to say, "He committed suicide." Instead we must say, "He died by suicide."

As if everything is right in the world now if we change the wording...



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214,101 We're the only people I know who STILL wipe down groceries and leave non-perishables and non-food items in the garage for a week to "quarantine." We're the only family I know of (who does not have a medical professional in the family) who strip in the garage so we can shower right when we get back from being in the outside world, even when the wind chill is -30. Doesn't matter if you were in the drug store for literally two minutes to grab a soda (which is also wiped down with Clorox once you get back into the car) or if you were at work for two hours, you have to strip in the garage, shower immediately, and wipe down your phone with a wipe. We're the only people I know who didn't let our kids go to the playground in the summer even when it was vacant, because who knows who was there last and if they were infected. Sending the kids back to preschool so I could actually work (he does not) and have some sanity was a drag down screaming fight.

We do all this stupid shit because my husband makes us. It was fine in the beginning, but it's been a year now. I have no problem wearing a mask in public and washing my hands a few extra times. I'm fine not having a vacation this year. I'm fine putting off enrolling the kids in activities for another year. My husband and I will be among the last to be vaccinated, and I'm even ok with waiting for that, too. But the other stuff is wearing on me. It's exhausting wrangling two little kids in a freezing garage and then to the shower, snapping at them when they touch a wall and trying to remember the spot to wipe it down later. The panic that sets in when your household goes through a tub of Clorox wipes in a week and there are none on the shelves at the drug store. We have more knowledge now than six months ago - like, you don't have to wipe down your groceries. It's not impossible, though not likely, you'll get COVID from surfaces. But my husband won't relent. He's convinced himself we're all going to die from this, and it's getting to the point where he's convinced me, too.

This is not the first time he's obsessively worried about to the point of paranoia and letting it control our family. A few years ago, he'd obsessively find paths to safely flee America and stockpiled supplies. Don't tell me he's "just being cautious" when you don't live with him or have to endure every catastrophe spiral he pulls this family in to. Because it's not caution.

My secret is tomorrow I'm going to a restaurant for the first time in a year with a friend during our lunch break. I'm not going to tell my husband, either. I can't live like this anymore and I can't even live with him anymore. His paranoia has turned me into a basket case and into a woman I don't even recognize - a woman who is terrified of everything and everyone. I know life can't be normal right now and won't be for a long time, but I can't keep living in this chronic panic attack that I'm going to catch COVID and die every time I leave the house.


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214,100 I try to time my steps so I get the elevator all to myself. If someone is already waiting, I walk more slowly so I'll get the next one. If someone is not far behind me, I'll speed up and quickly push the close door button so they have to wait for another elevator. I'd like to make the excuse this is for public safety in the time of covid. But I've been doing it for years.


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214,099 Sometimes when I'm just sitting around I'll look my ex-boyfriends up on Facebook.  Virtually all they ever seem to do is get married, have kids, and move somewhere boring.  They all seem to be fat and bald, too.  

One of them, and I thought at one point I would marry this guy, has gotten fat, jowly, and bald, and even worse, he's grown his remaining hair into a little ponytail, grown a hipster goatee, and posts all these pictures of himself posing on his motorcycle, holding a cigarette.  Pudgy belly in a wifebeater t-shirt and leather biker vest.  What an absolute lowlife!  Dodged that bullet!

Then I look over at my slim, fit, sexy, successful, well-groomed husband, and think, wow, I chose right and then some.  I think he's going to get some tonight, just because I'm feeling really appreciative that he is who he is.  I'll make something nice for dinner too.

49 F, married 19 years, no kids no debt no problems


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214,097 I tried to do a dating app hookup this morning. No big deal just wanted to meet someone cool and have a lil fun. He was way cute. We had plenty of similar interests, and physical chemistry was present. But—-he told me he only likes that electronic drum and bass genre of music. As a devoted music lover, hearing him call everything except DRUM AND BASS ; crap? That sucked to hear! Thought we might do it anyway. We tried. Pretty shitty too, he said I was too uptight and too ticklish when fact is he was just a terrible listener, a slobbering doggo who made my very skin crawl, and all around very into himself and getting his ego stroked. I left between second and third base and didn’t even try to make nice, just fucking bolted. Guys my age have gone way downhill. How disappointing! 36f


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214,096 Female in my 30's.  When talking to a guy in his 40's they make sure to say (each one of them) how at some point they dated a girl in their 20's (meanwhile the guy was younger then too, lol) but anyway, it's like he's showing his desirability, much like how women do by mentioning other guys who are interested in them.  Question, why would a guy in his 30's or 40's, continue to date women in their 30's and older, when they can get younger women?  Sounds weird coming from a woman, but it's a real question, once i hear he dated those girls it's a turn off, mainly because you feel you can't compete.  Also the fact that he mentions it.  Do you guys who do this, compare the women, do you compare their bodies as you're having sex?  Is it part of variety?  


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214,095 I have an acquaintance, she only texts me to find out where I’m working currently. She uses the language “checking in,” quickly followed by what are you doing for work these days.

How about you, other than gossiping about old acquaintances. Transparent, not much of a check in, more like a fact-check. Ugh.


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214,094 Now I remember why I go outside my marriage
The thrill
Nothing compares


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214,093 I'm 90% sure the goal was always to harm me.


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214,091 I am a progressive liberal.  I am also a middle aged white male. I was in elected office in the past. I fought the fight for social justice. I was a warrior for the cause.  But I must say that I am starting to really question my ideals.

I know that I will be told that I am experiencing my "white fragility" but I am getting tired of being lumped in with white supremacists and bigots just because I'm an older white guy.  I am so tired of every media outlet talking about how awful white men have been. I wasn't. Please do not include me in your diatribe.

I'm so tired of constantly being reminded that whenever a woman or a "person of color" (this weeks new term) has done something awesome - that "so and so" was done by "A WOMAN" or a "PERSON OF COLOR" .  I can see shes a woman. I can see that the person you are talking about  is black or Latino (I refuse to use Latinx).  I'm not fucking blind.

I know a few middle aged white men, including myself, that have lost out on positions to women and people of color just because we were white men.  One guy I know lost out on a job because the company wanted a black man. They hired a black man. He lasted 6 months before he was fired cause he could not do the work.  I lost out on a position to a woman, because they wanted a woman. She is now in the equivalent of a rubber room because she is total incapable of doing the work, but they cant get rid of her cause, shes a woman.  

Mind you, I have in the past and still do believe that women and people of color have been discriminated against, that it is institutional, and that something should be done to address this issue. But demonizing white men is not the answer!!

I heard today that there is a controversy now with the Golden Globes - like who really gives a fuck anyway.  Here's the controversy.... The body who decides who gets the awards, the "International Journalists Association" (or something like that) has no black members.  Now, mind you.. several black people and women won awards this year. But that's not good enough!!  The people making up the body who decides who gives those women and people of color the awards has to have black people on it!  I guess Japan, Russia, India, China, the Philippines, Australia, Finland, and some of those other homogeneous non-black countries better get some black journalists fast to validate their choices for the fucking Golden Globes!

All this is starting to really take a toll on me. I mean I have fought for women and 'people of color' for decades. Now I'm being told essentially "thanks, you can leave" by the people on whose behalf I was advocating. I do not think I can change my core beliefs, but I am feeling increasingly hostile to the very women and people of color who I fought for, cause, after all, I'm just an old white guy.


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214,090 I think I wouldnt have been able to cope with all the changes in my life this year and wouldve killed myself, if I hadnt fallen in love with her.
Thank you for saving me, and making everything seem less scary.


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214,088 Had my dental cleaning this morning, and while the hygienist was working on my open mouth, just for a brief moment, I was imagining caressing the side of her neck with the back of my hand just to see what happened.  Of course I did nothing because a) I'm happily married, and b) she had a sharp tool at my gum line.


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214,087 I have a dependency, but I'm tired of feeling bad about it. Don't we all in one way or another? What can't you get through the day without? For me, it's weed. I CAN get through the day without it and I do sometimes, but smoking before I start writing for the day (I'm a professional writer) helps me get going and shake my depressed thoughts and desires, which are always to sleep and do nothing. Weed helps me overcome those dreary emotions, and I appreciate that b/c I'm not interested in anti-depressants but I have been depressed practically my whole life.


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214,086 I think about you every day.  At night before I fall asleep and in the morning when I awake.  What really happened between us?  I think you were either scared or not really who you led me to believe you were.  But I still love you baby.  I thought you were my forever girl.


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214,085 Smart phones made everything worse


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214,084 He wishes he could see or touch or... other things my pierced nipples. His loss.


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214,083 Someone I know indirectly killed herself several years ago by setting herself on fire. A friend of mine who knew her directly was less affected by it than I was. I became obsessed with her. I found her blog 6 years ago. She was brilliant but fucked up beyond all repair. How can someone set themselves on fire? What the fuck is wrong with some people?


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214,082 You won't kiss me with any passion. You keep putting off my advances to "later". You aren't super sexual as it is nor are you particularly attractive to me personally though I do see your beauty and always tell you you are beautiful.
I'm not going back to watching porn and jerking off.  This is why men cheat. This is why a good professional escort is worth their money. It's time to start being up front with me about your sex drive situation. We both know many women find me attractive, even your boss has tried making offering glances towards me. I can't walk around day after day waiting anymore for physical intimacy.


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214,081 I am so sick of being a slob. Time to make active changes every single day to form new and healthy habits. It’s just so hard. But I can do it!!!


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214,080 I am embarrassed to tell people my wife left me and I'm divorced. I'm afraid they think I must be a bad person, a wife beater, a cheater, and a bad father. I want to tell people it's not true. I didn't behave badly as a husband. But it makes me sound desperate, like I'm making excuses. It's not fair. You know, sometimes a divorce is not the husband's fault.


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214,079 The pandemic has given us an official new word, cloffice.


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214,078 A number of my friends have been getting the shot this week. I say good for you. I cheer them on. But inside I'm jealous as hell. My appointment isn't until April. Fuck me.


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214,077 I'm not going to look anymore.


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214,076 Can't get you off my mind. I think of new things I could have done or didn't do as I pour through what's left in my memory of you. It's my fault that everything went to pieces. I have the perfect plan, but hindsight is a wonderful thing.
The moments in perfect relation were timeless. A world of dead souls vivid in my heart counted not on the judgement day.
born to love you,
you in my arms again and again.


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214,075 Men arent built to fuck one woman the rest of their lives.

And I'm starting to think women arent built to fuck just one man.


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214,074 I spoke to her on the phone last night for three hours. It was great. We laughed. We told deeps secrets. We shared intimate details of past sex encounters. It was exciting.

Then her husband came home. She jumped off the phone.

I think she is looking for an outlet. I'm also looking for an outlet. I could make this happen. But should I get in the way of their marriage? Not sure. Thinking about where to go from here.


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214,073 When I press the button on my TV remote, the channel changes... eventually. It takes like 5 seconds. It's annoying as hell.

Hey I have an idea, when I press the button the channel should change right away. What the fuck is up with the delay? What moron manufacturer thought it would be okay to have a delay? What if cars worked this way? What if I put my foot on the break but the car only decided to stop 5 seconds later. I think some company just got lazy and didn't care and made their TV / remote combo in the dumbest way possible. American ingenuity is thing of the past.


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214,072 Way to leave me hanging, bud. Apparently, I'm super important to you. Sigh


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214,071 I'm bored of being ignored.


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214,070 It's also tough having too many options.


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214,069 I know a lawyer who works for the rights of the disabled. I used to date her in high school. We still keep in touch. She is the best person I know. Her entire life has been about helping the less fortunate. She makes so little money but never complains. In her view she makes enough to get by and that's all she needs.

My secret, I just left her a large chunk of money in my will. She deserves it. Boy will she be surprised.


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214,068 Best sex I ever had was a threesome. It was my girlfriend and her best friend. They had never messed around with each other before but they went at it with mucho gusto. I've never cum so hard. The down side is no other sexual experience I've had since then has measured up. I'm always comparing every new encounter to that one night and am always left with a slight feeling of disappointment.




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214,067 My ex wife continues to be irresponsible about covid exposure. She's living the good life, going to restaurants, hotels, and the gym. She thinks masks as for cowards. I remind her I have diabetes. She tells me it's all in my head. I'm not sure what that even means.

Even though we are divorced, her exposure affects me because we share custody of our children. If she gets sick, then our kids get sick, then I get sick.

Her response to this, "Boo hoo for you."

You have never met a more callous and uncaring woman.


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214,066 The latest probe to Mars was launched last summer during the pandemic. Thousands of engineers were involved to make it happen. Undoubtedly this means some Covid-19 virus particles got on the equipment and we just sent them to another planet. I'm not sure this was wise.


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214,065 The perfect sexual encounter for me would be several hours of fun and interesting conversation while eating dinner. Then at the conclusion, we make each other cum. It's the conversation that's important. Not the orgasm.


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214,064 I love people, but I’m too scared of their judgment so I don’t reach out to make friendships and connections. My best friend in high school abandoned me and I never got closure. I am absolutely convinced that to some extent everyone is a judgmental asshole. I’m praying therapy helps me fix this awful mindset.


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214,063 Today I expect an avalanche of phone calls - most will be my husband snooping through my phone.

This is all part of my plan. After he tried the same thing on my friends phone, I was able to show others what he’s been doing to me for months, maybe years.

Keep snooping husband - every call strengthens my case against you. (they’re keeping track of them now)

It


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214,062 When my wife curses I record her to use it in divorce court to prove that she’s a terrible mother.


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214,061 I have two close female friends I've known for years and both had issues with alcohol...one would get wasted and had me kicked out of shows a few times because of her messy ass....and the other used to swallow a mountain of pills.
It was exhausting to see this self destructive behavior so when I didn't see them for two months and instead hung out with other friends, it was a bit of a relief, I wont lie. Someone told me it's hard to be the strong friend and I totally agree now. I have changed over and over again, and I need to learn I'm not obligated to fix everyone.


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214,060 So bored with relationships. So bored with sex.
After a certain point, it’s all the same really.
Checking out porn and after a point, it’s all the same grotesque garbage.
A penis filling a hole. Over and over again.  Yawn.
Realizing I’ve been obviously desensitized, I have decided to pursue something different in this new year.
Something more spiritual. Something that evokes more than what amounts to a retarded ape rutting.


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214,059 I’ve had one night stands that know me better than my husband.

He wouldn’t care if I lived or died.

He only cares about controlling me. I am miserable.


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214,058 My girlfriend can't suck a dick worth a damn. It's kind of heartbreaking.


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214,057 You know what's better than a hot wife?

Fucking ALOT of hot women.


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214,056 Midwest misogyny comes from weak mothers.

A bunch of white whiny dudes crying for they’re over indulging mothers. Mommas boys and the mothers that made them that way.


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214,055 Why I hate Political talk. Last night, at bar, loud black man talking about "Trump hates blacks, and if you support Trump, you are a pussy, etc".
White drunk woman goes over and disagrees.
SPOILER ALERT:  Neither changed their opinion, and Bar Mgt had to come out to shut them up.


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214,054 My sister is dying. I doubt she will last to the end of the year.  Brain tumor.  We often don't see eye to eye, but I still love her. I want to cry. I know she didn't want to go like this. I hope she lives, but if she doesn't, I hope she at least has a good death.


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214,052 I’ve had two serious relationships. My ex, and my now husband.

With all the inevitable things that life brings, especially death, I always wonder, almost daily, if I should reach out to him and remind him how I feel. Because though it’s been years, our love was that first love that you read about, or see in movies. It was really beautiful, and I’m still so sorry that I’m the reason it ended. I always consider saying how I feel, because we don’t know what tomorrow will bring, or even the next hour. I don’t wanna have any regrets, and shall I be the one to die, I would hope for him to know at least how great an impact he made.


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214,051 I’m so afraid of the world, and being a failure..I just spent 2.5 hours driving around on GTA5 killing people for money

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214,050 My son is at college. I text him every few days and get no response. Finally after months of this behavior he texts me saying he needs $2,000 for "books and things". Alright, I transfer $2,000 into his account. Silly me, I was hoping he might start communicating with me a bit more. Nope. Nothing. Not even a thank you for the $2,000. Are all kids this way?


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214,048 I don't understand the Johnson & Johnson vaccination. It's 70% effective. Compare that to Pfizer and Moderna which are 95% effective. So why would anyone want the Johnson & Johnson version?

Yet I keep seeing articles promoting the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. To me it seems like more of marketing campaign than good science.


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214,047 My husband continues to stalk and spy on me.

I will leave soon. You can’t stop me.


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214,046 I know a woman with breast cancer. I could sleep with her if I want. I’m not going to do it. I don’t know if this makes me a good guy or a bad guy.


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214,045 Starting tomorrow I'm going to hang out in front of the vaccination center near my house. I wait til closing time and ask if they have any leftover doses. It's time. I can't live like this anymore.


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214,044 I hate how my phone knows where I am and tells other people. I take a picture and the phone labels the location so when I send the photo to a friend she gets to see the label of exactly where I am. How the fuck do I turn this "feature" off. So invasive.


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214,043 I'm a other worldly alien lol


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214,042 Got a letter from a CA company that said they have 46 shares of stock in my deceased father's name.  I want to get it for me and my sister, and have been on hold for 39 plus minutes waiting for customer service to answer the phone.  CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!!


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214,040 I hate when people I don’t know send me friends request on social media if I don’t know you personally don’t even bother .


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214,039 I’m from a third world country. I want have a lot to offer the world. There is no opportunity for education. I feel like I’m losing myself. I feel like I’m wasting my time on this planet earth. While the while world is advancing, feels like I’m going backwards


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214,038 When will this path of suffering ever end?


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214,037 You talk way too fucking much. You need to work on that.


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214,036 When I look at the photos from the surface of Mars, I enlarge the images and look really closely at the rocks on the ground hoping to see a fossil, as if the scientists might have missed something LOL.


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214,035 There was an accident in Loveland, Colorado. A motorcycle took a spill. The driver was caught under the bike. A good Samaritan pulled the bike off and waited for the cops to arrive. One overly aggressive cop demanded the good Samaritan recount what happened. The good Samaritan said he really didn't know much of anything, he arrived after the accident occurred. What happened next baffles me. Even though the good Samaritan has every right not to talk to the cops - remember that phrase in every cop show "You have the right to remain silent" - the good Samaritan was thrown to the ground and then arrested. Imagine that. He was the good guy who aided an accident victim. For that he was arrested. The cops also busted the guy's shoulder and he needed surgery.

This outrages me. What the f*** is wrong with cops. They can be tyrants. What's the message to the rest of us? If you see an accident just keep driving and mind your own business.

Next message, always avoid the cops. If you see them, go the other way.

In the end the good Samaritan was awarded $290,000 in damages. My secret? I wish I was on the jury. I would have paid the guy much more.


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214,034 I married my wife because her pussy was beautiful. She showed it to me on the first date and that was that.


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214,033 I have to admit I played it cool for the past year, but when I was finally contacted and told I could come over and get vaccinated, I cried. Yep, tough guy me. I sat there and cried like a little baby. -66M  


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214,032 the whole Rachel Kirkconnell thing is ridiculous. I get it, shes a symbol and we can call attention to it. However, the memes have been created of people leaving walking out doors and saying " I am disgusted" -esp white people or non black people- are so obnoxious. First off, being multiracial. you know what its like to have families on both sides say things that are racist against on another, but you know. your parents are the glue. ding ding ding. Someone can attend a party, but it doesnt mean it includes the problematic piece of history associated with it. For instance, all European renactment of Rococo or anything that has royalty is despicable if you believe in an egalitarian country where people create their own futures and shouldn't be born into servitude. Third, what's disgusting is people's reactions. Like sure , someone can come from ignorance but it doesnt mean they are ignorant or hate the people around them who display ignorance. it also means that people who react with hate, rather than pain or hope...jsut make the world suck. I hate all the reactions to this show.


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214,031 I don't actually remember how my family acted with me when my friend died. I don't remember much about the year after it happened. But I do remember the lingering feeling that I couldn't open up to them about it - that they were sick of hearing about it. I wish I knew where that feeling came from, because now, I'm having trouble opening up about it to anyone.

I know I don't have to grieve alone. I'm tired of my brain telling me that I do.


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214,030 i love when he touches the backdoor.


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214,029 My girlfriend says she got her hair cut while wearing a mask. I say it's not possible. She's lying about her potential corona exposure. I have to wonder what else she's lying about it.


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214,028 She was shaking when she gave me a key to her house. It was the most precious thing I've ever seen. I asked her to be my girlfriend. I've never loved someone so much. The past 4 months have been amazing. My life is kind of a scary mess right now but she makes me feel so brave.


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214,026 My soon to be husband loves his job. He puts in 60 plus hours a week. He is extremely loyal to his boss. I’m glad he is a hard worker. I just wish he poured as much energy and effort into our relationship. I told him I needed an MRI for my shoulder and needed him to come with me. He asked me if I could schedule it on a weekend because he doesn’t want to take time off from work.

We are planning our family vacation. Due to CDC regulations we have to test negative before we leave the resort to board our flight. He said if anyone tested positive  and he tested negative he’d leave us in the country of our vacation and come back to the US because he couldn’t miss work.

I’m having surgery in April and told him my surgery would be on a Thursday and I needed him to take off of work to be with me Thursday and Friday. He balked and asked why he had to take off Friday too. I told him I was staying two nights in the hospital and would like him with me

I told him this evening I felt unloved, unimportant and undesired. He thinks I’m jealous of his job. I am!

He’s a good man. Great provider. Doesn’t cheat. Always comes home. But he’s not a good life partner. There is a difference.

I’m 46 and think this is the best it’s going to get.

I’m sad and feel like I have to settle.


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214,024 I really miss fucking her pretty little pussy.  Fucking COVID.


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214,023 I never share my good fortune on Facebook, because I'm not oblivious to the fact that there are people out there that are struggling to make ends meet, but my credit rating is over 800, my job generates six figures yearly, and I have barely any expenses.  My car is paid off, my kids college is paid for and I have a wedding fund put aside for each of them.  My wife and I already got our wills and funeral plots paid for, and our net worth puts us in the top 6% of the nation.  My secret is that it kills me that I can't share this with even my closest of friends, because I'm not comfortable being a braggart, yet I want everyone to know I'm a success.


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214,022 2 weeks ago, after I sent a buyer information about a property he inquired about and a second email with further information to sell him on it, he thanked me and told me I had convinced him to make a purchase, and then told me that by the way, I already have a Realtor, I'll be working with.  

Totally wasted my time with this unethical behavior.  Then, I learned the other day that he went to contract, but then couldn't get financing, and had to abort the deal.  Funny thing is that I have a financing source for this type of property that his Realtor does not, because I specialize in the sale of condo hotels, and his Realtor only knows the area but not this specific kind of real estate.  I could have saved his deal, but I'm not telling him shit.  


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214,021 I love how you were one of those people who yelled about how kids should be at school in-person during a pandemic no matter what, and you guys are in Mexico on an extended vacation. It's not a school break right now. Like, if it's so important for kids to be at school in-person, why the fuck aren't yours?

Ohhhhhhh, you meant just poor kids because fuck them, right? You and your rich kids get to do whatever you want. My bad.


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214,020 I would love to see my male coworker and my male boss make out.


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214,019 A black guy called me Whiteboy.  But that's not racist, right?


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214,017 I walk in a bar , and every guy ,especially the short ones with their woman ,get all insecure.


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214,016 If you have to remove 10 bolts. the first 9 will come off easily. The last bolt will be jammed and take a day to remove. This is how life works.


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214,015 I'm falling in love for the first time in my life. I'm genuinely falling in love with her, and it scares the shit out of me.


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214,014 My abusive, bullying oldest brother moved to Austin, Texas a few years ago.  I haven't seen him or spoken to him since, and haven't wanted to.  Yesterday I heard from my mom that the power and water have been out at his place for five days.

I feel sorry for everybody else in Texas who's having a hard time, but not my brother.  That SOB deserves it.


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214,013 I have a hemorrhoid. It just popped up one day without warning.  No burning or itching.  But it does have a very slight, dull ache to it.  

And let me tell you, that dull ache in my rectum makes my clit rock hard. I'm turned on all the time.  My pussy is dripping like a faucet.  

That little bugger has my panties soaked all day.


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214,012 I like big noses on men. They look phallic to me.


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214,011 OUCH! I was standing naked brushing my teeth this morning, and caught the Mrs. looking over.  She was noticing the little tube of Colgate Total I had on my counter given to me by my dentist. I asked, "Are you checking me out?" and she replied, "I was just noticing your small sample."


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214,010 When I see a group photo posted of a bunch of a girls on Facebook, I review them from left to right thinking to myself, I'd fuck her, I'd fuck her, pass, pass, I'd definitely fuck the shit out of her.  I feel like a dirty old man, but at least I never leave a comment.


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214,009 I just encouraged my wife's sister to open up a bottle of prossecco and have a few drinks at home before we go out to dinner, because she's a bit of a lush, and I get stuck with the tab when the three of us go out to dinner.



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214,008 Family member we haven't seen in a year because of Covid is staying just two nights, but while watching TV on the couch together last night, she plays videos on her phone, cackles at how funny the videos are and engages my wife to listen to them, all the while making it impossible for me to hear the TV show I put on.  She's in her mid-50's.  I don't say anything, but can't help but wonder how it is that she can be so blind to her inconsideration to me when she's a guest in my home.  Is it just me?


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214,007 I love having a big thick cock.


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214,006 The part of my face covered by a mask is completely red and raw. it's like a rash on steroids. Fuck. Even when the pandemic ends I'll probably still have to wear a mask or risk scaring people.


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214,005 I am so glad I don’t live with my abusive ex anymore. If I had been there for everything that happened in Texas and had been stuck in quarantine with him, I’m not sure I would have survived.


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214,004 I'm not sure if this is a thing or if it has only happened to me, but I once experienced a loss of time.

I went for a drive. This was in Rhode Island. I lived at the very top part of the state. I wanted to see the ocean at the very southern part of the state.There's a major highway going north to south. I've driven on it many times. It takes less than an hour to get to the ocean. This one time though I wanted to see what the state was like not on the highway. So I took an exit and got on the back country roads.

It was about 10 am when I left the highway. I figured if I kept heading south on the back roads I'd eventually hit the ocean. It couldn't take much more than an hour.

I saw lots of trees and some fields with cows. It was pleasant. After what felt like an hour, sure enough I came into a oceanfront town. Mission accomplished. Perfect place to stop for an early lunch. Except when I looked at my watch, it was dinner time. It was after 6:00 pm.

To this day I have no idea what happened. I lost 8 hours. It makes no sense. If I was driving for all those hours I would have run out of gas. But I didn't. My tank was still more than half full. It's like time suddenly jumped ahead. I have no explanation.


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214,003 My depresion is killing my sex drive...


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214,002 I'm 60. Many of my high school friends have died. Their journies are over. They will never exist again. They were all nobodies. They accomplished nothing in life. By 20 years from now no one will ever think of them again. I'm also a nobody. I'm beginning to wonder what the point is of hanging on. Why am I still living? My life isn't enjoyable. I have nothing going for me. I mean why drag this out any longer?


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214,001 Met a woman. Looks like a Pin Up Girl. so very sexy. Im in trouble.


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214,000 Met a woman. She works as a physical therapist. Checked her out. According to LinkedIn she's had five jobs in the last three years. Is this a red flag? I'm pretty sure it is.


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213,999 There are alligators in Oklahoma. I didn't know.


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213,998 Some advice please. My wife and I are divorced. We share custody of our one 12 year old daughter. I have her for a week, then my wife does. But my wife does this annoying thing. When I have our daughter, my wife will stop by with food for the daughter. She brings hamburger and fries, or slices of pizza, or McDonalds. For one thing it is always junky comfort food. But for another thing it disrupts my plans. I make dinners. No I'm not the best cook in the world, but it was a good bonding moment for my daughter and I to make spaghetti and meatballs together. But when my wife brings a Big Mac, then of course my daughter wants to eat that instead. A few other observations on this.

- My wife never brings anything for me - not that I want anything - what she's doing though is guaranteeing my daughter and I don't get the shared meal experience.

- I've of course asked my wife to stop. She doesn't listen. If anything she does it more now that she knows it bothers me.

- I've tried saying my house, my rules and telling my daughter she can't eat the chocolate milkshake her mother just dropped off. This makes me the bad guy, which plays right into my wife's plans.

- I started ignoring the texts from my wife, so now she texts my daughter directly and says there is pizza on the front porch and my daughter should go get it because her father won't. Again I'm the bad guy. I can't stop them from texting each other.

- I could call the police but think of how that conversation would go... officers, I'd like this woman arrested because she keeps dropping off food...

How would you handle this? On one level it's a minor petty problem. But on another level it's a mind game my ex plays and I don't want to be a participant.


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213,997 "When going out in the cold make sure you have on warm clothing."

It didn't occur to anyone to wear warm clothing. Thanks for the tip. What would we do without you?

(Why does she post such trite nonsense?)


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213,996 There’s just so much that men don’t understand about women. You married me. I was young when I chose you. But I loved you so much.
I wrote tiny notes and left them between the bricks in our old apartment, about my love for you.
We had a baby. My body changed. It then changed again. And again. This is just something women must deal with from the time we begin our menses. We grow breasts. We bleed. We ovulate. We change. It’s emotional. We are interconnected to the natural cycle of this earth that humans seem to be so desperately trying to escape from.
But I never wanted to escape from it.
I embraced the ever growing life you bestowed upon me and I experienced every aspect of the pain and beauty of blood reaching air, of her lungs filling with their first gasp of air. I bled in our living room after delivering her into the arms of my midwife. You cut the chord and with that, she departed from my body, though my body was still not mine.
I breastfed that child for years, and my body changed yet again, but remained strong.
I climbed mountains with this child on my back,
I camped in frigid temperatures. I built gardens and dig earth. I bottle fed lambs. I felled trees. I crossed great amounts of water in  a skiff in the rain, draped in a tarp while holding our infant tightly to my chest. She was lulled to sleep because the skiff bounced so ferociously against the Alaskan waters and she would have been jolted to injury if i didn’t do so. She fell asleep and the journey took 4 hours. I was in pain.
When we fished salmon from the sea I filleted it on the shore and I held it’s still beating heart out to my children and they watched in awe. Then someone ate it, and they didn’t cringe. This is the woman you married.
This is the woman you mistreat, call a cunt, a bitch, and cheated on.
This is the woman who is stronger than she thought, who is lost in sadness. I wish you knew what you were losing.


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213,995 The vast majority of my cells will be replaced every seven to ten years.
We will have been married 14, and I just think this new body and person is over your shit and ready to move forward.


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213,994 my love life bites the big poop sandwich.


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213,993 When there is an announcement on the local newspaper's facebook page saying such-and-such kid made the Dean's list at such-and-such college, I hit the LIKE button. I rarely know the kid. But I figure he worked hard and deserves a bit of praise, even from a stranger like me. You know what's sad? Sometimes I'm the only person in town who hits LIKE. Come on everyone. Let's help these kids feel recognized and good about their efforts. If a kid in your town makes the Dean's list, hit the LIKE button.


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213,992 My boss went nuts over the SuperBowl Cheetos commerical featuring Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. He ranted about how she's had so much plastic surgery that she doesn't even look like Demi Moore anymore.

I didn't say anything. I know my place. I nodded along. I didn't have the guts to tell him it was Mila Kunis in the commercial, and that's why she didn't look much like Demi Moore.

The things I do to get ahead at work.


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213,991 I know an attention whore woman. She'll do anything to get people to notice her. Social media has served to fuel her obsession. This week she has outdone herself. She posted a video of her peeing in her pants. I'm sorry, but this is not normal behavior. She is not young by the way. She's in her 60s. I'm just left shaking my head. What mature woman pees in her pants and then points to it on camera while leaving a lame comment about how peeing on yourself is nothing to be shamed of.

You know how your parents get old and one day you have to tell them they can't drive anymore. It's just not safe to the rest of us to have old incompetent people on the road. Well this woman's kids and grand kids should take away her access to social media. It's just not safe for the rest of us to have her posting her pee videos.


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213,990 The person who wrote about experiencing the presence of God reminded me of an event that happened a few years ago.

In my area there is this old building that used to be a convent for nuns. I went to preschool there and would always follow these nuns. What was weird was that some of them were transparent. As I would try to follow the preschool staff would stop me from wandering off. They didnt see the nuns I guess.

Getting older my parents would drive by the place sometimes on the way to family members homes. I would always turn my head to look at it as if something was compelling me to do so. When I learned to drive I would keep looking at it on the way to work. I always said I would investigate the place for ghosts someday.

Well a friend had a family member there in the nursing home. It was in the same building and when I got there I felt an intense compulsion to head inside the building. I walked straight into this chapel alone where I felt something POWERFUL there. Now I know how to block spirits and entities but this was even beyond them.

I dropped instantly to my knees and realized that this was a cleansing. All other emotions and feeling were washed away as I realized something was there other than myself and I couldnt even comprehend it. I heard a voice in my head saying Be Not Afraid and I realized when I closed my eyes I had a brief glimpse of something made of light and had eyes and wings everywhere. I had an atonement, judgement and forgiveness all in one and I felt way better than I did before. I asked questions if any religion was truly right and I was told NO. Everything came from God and would come back to God. I felt that meant this God was above even the Christian God.

I continued to walk inside the building on some days. No one ever bothered me or stopped and asked why I was there. I cant go now because of the pandemic but when I drive by it I still look at it. Ever since I got even more into spirituality and studying accounts of Near Death Experiences, Reincarnation and anything similar.


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213,989 My friend is building his own house with his own two hands. He's not a home builder by trade, but he figured it would be a great challenge to take on. He has been so meticulous. He's a real perfectionist and it shows. He thinks of every detail. But just a month ago he finished putting up the drywall and then winter set in. Now he has a terrible problem with condensation in the fiberglass insulation. Basically all the insulation in the entire house is wet. Soon that will breed mold. The whole thing is a bust. The problem seems to be that the house is made of massive sheets of metal siding which he then coated with spray foam insulation. He then put on an additional layer of fiberglass insulation. He sealed it up so tight that sure, no drafts can get in. But it also means the moisture in the house can't get out. Every time he exhales, the moisture is trapped indoors. It makes it's way behind the sheetrock. When it comes in contact with the metal siding/spray foam, it condenses, turning everything behind the wall into a soupy mess. There is no way to fix it. Houses made from wood can breath. They can get rid of indoor moisture. But that can't happen with his setup. What a damn shame. It will bankrupt both his bank account and his spirit. I've never seen a grown tough guy so close to crying. I'm afraid of what he might do next. Life can be so unfair.


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213,988 It's very embarrassing to get divorced. I feel like I'm standing naked in a crowd of onlookers, with everyone judging me.


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213,987 I was so scared of feeling less on medication; but my love for my children has only grown since I went on it. Without the sadness I am able to see how blessed I am to have these little ones (as challenging as they can be). I am in love again.


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213,986 When I think about all the women I could have been with but I couldn't make it happen I just shake my head. They should take away my penis and give it to someone who knows what to do with it. M-60


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213,984 The most attitude giving, rude, gossipy, coworkers at my job are all hardcore BIBLE THUMPERS. Would you look at that? Thank goodness I have a curly haired coven to survive with. I wouldn't be able to keep sane.


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213,983 I'm always smoking and drinking to escape. Existing sucks.


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213,982 I’m struggling with being a bad person.
But since my husband cheated on me with whores it’s ok that I send pictures of my tits to a man who has always loved me right?
The struggle is real.
I know either way it makes me a bad person.


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213,981 I'm insanely attracted to my husband. He is such a beautiful man. Sometimes I look at his face and I'm like how does that exist? I've been reading lots of threads on Twitter about how attraction isn't important in a relationship, and I 100% disagree. How you build that attraction may not matter, but I think it's important to think your partner is beautiful, sexy, etc. Sometimes when I masturbate, all I do is stare at a regular picture of my husband and I cum in seconds. I wouldn't give that up for anything.


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213,980 I was kinda ugly in high school and middle school. Not  hideous, but nothing to look at. I had bad skin. My facial features were sort of funny looking. I was a total weirdo on the chess team and the mathletes. By the end of high school I had gotten a little bit better looking, but I still wasn't particularly pretty.

In college, I became a 10. I grew into my features perfectly. As a young adult, I basically have my pick of bankers, doctors, lawyers, and oligarchs. I've only dated powerful men. I can tell that people regularly turn around to look at me. I don't mean to be a jackass, but I'm THAT unusual looking and pretty.

My secret? Whenever people from my past pop up and tell me I look great and I've changed a lot, I pretend I don't know what they're talking about. Some of them were mean to me for being dorky, and I like knowing that I turned into a stunner with a great career and they all put on 20 lbs and are dating crappy dudes and have crappy jobs.


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213,979 I need some help getting over not going to my prom
Any ideas?


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213,978 You know how you google some product and then you get endless ads for it?

I now use this to my advantage. I used to get ads for financial advisors, psoriasis, vitamins - all stuff I googled once, not even for me, I was looking things up for someone else. To then get ads on these things for six months was annoying as hell.

But I recently got wise. I googled ladies lingerie. Now Facebook fills my feed with pictures of pretty women in skimpy see-through clothing. I don't mind at all.


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213,977 I did the best I could.

Without clear signals, what should I have done, acted like a fuckin' rapist?

I question the beneficence of your motives.


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213,976 "Grammarly makes your writing clear and concise."

Hmm, I think if writing is clear, then it is already concise.

And if your writing is concise, then it is already clear.

I think Grammarly needs a more grammatically correct tag line.


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213,975 Marriage is SUCH a lame thing to do now.


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213,974 And just like that the world is a slightly better place.


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213,973 There are so many new medical drugs around these days. They represent billions of dollars in revenue for big pharma. I would not be surprised if the government agencies in charge of approving the drugs have been .... you fill in the blank.


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213,972 I fucked the shit out of my wife this morning. We both came super hard. Yay me!  Yay us!


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213,971 You blew it.


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213,970 The most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me... I experienced the presence of God Himself.  

It was March of 1993 during the great snowstorm.  I was shut in the house with my parents and sister.  I was in a dark period of my life, full of doubt and seriously depressed.  The girl I had a major crush on just started dating this other guy and this was supposed to be the night of their first date, and I was lying in my bed just sad.

Suddenly this feeling of incredible love enveloped me.  Flowed through me.  It felt like waves upon waves of extreme, powerful love.  You cannot imagine how much love had engulfed me.  It was a PRESSURE on me and in me, and if you want an idea of what it was like, jump in a pool and lay down on the bottom of the deep end, like 10 feet down at least.  You'll feel a little less pressure than I felt being engulfed in His love.  

It lasted probably 20 seconds.  He wouldn't let go of me.  You have no idea how terrifying it was.  I was wide awake and could hear my parents talking normally downstairs.  God was making a point to me, and He was making sure I understood it: He was real, and He was with me through this, so I may as well get used to it!  

And in my head I had a message "downloaded" into my head:  "She and him will get engaged, but she will break off the engagement.  You will have your chance with her afterwards, but by that time you won't want her."

After the longest 20 seconds of my life, He let me go.  His point had been made to me.  I was shaking for hours afterwards.

After I calmed down, I thought about what I was told and I was stunned.  This girl and the guy had not even gone on their first date (cancelled due to the snow)... and God was telling me they would be engaged?  And that she - a Catholic girl who idolized marriage - would break off an engagement?  It seemed completely unbelievable, but after what just happened I didn't bother putting any time into doubting it.  They were engaged 18 months later, she broke off the engagement two years later, and three years after that we went out a few times... but I wasn't interested in her any more.

I've been in serious life-threatening situations where I was scared, but NOTHING has ever compared to the sheer terror I felt in God's presence.  Unlike a ghost (and I've seen a few), those things are separate entities from us.  They can be disconcerting when you encounter one, but there's not much they can do to you.  

But God... this experience made me realize that God OWNS you.  He has complete sovereignty over you.  He has the right to do whatever He wants to you, with you, for you, or against you.  But He lets us do what we want.  Now I know what it means when it's said that you are part of Him, you were created from Him, you cannot exist without Him, and if you reject Him you "die" spiritually.

It was just so absolutely terrifying.


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213,968 I'll tell you the scariest thing I've ever experienced. For one college summer I worked in my hometown down on the docks. I was the crew on a small freight boat which delivered supplies to the outer islands. We carted over groceries for the one store, tanks of propane, lumber for a couple of the builders, and every now and then an appliance like a fridge or washing machine.

Late one night long after I had gotten home from work my mom was giving me crap. I left the house and having no where else to go, I went down to the freight boat. I figured I'd sleep on the deck and then I'd be up with the sun and ready for work.

The last thing we did at work that day was to load the boat with about 50 tanks of propane. They were large metal cylinders about 5 feet tall. Each weighed about 100 pounds. The island homes used the propane to run their stoves.

I didn't want to lay down next to the tanks in case one toppled over with the waves, so I cozied up under a tarp on the fore deck and went to sleep. But in the middle of the night I heard something. There were muffled voices. Menacing voices, deep, raspy, angry. They were coming from somewhere near the stern of the boat. I stayed very still. Whoever they were, I didn't want them to find me.

At first there were only a few voices, but by a minute later there were dozens. It's as if the back of the boat was filled with angry people who were waking up. I could make out cursing and screaming and what sounded like demonic chanting. I'm not kidding, it was like something you'd see in a Hollywood movie depicting hell.

Here is the strangest part of all. There were no people on the boat. That I could see. The only thing on the boat was the propane tanks. I realized that's where the voices were coming from. From inside the tanks. As if people were sealed in there. This was of course impossible. A human being couldn't be inside a tank. The tanks were filled with gas. They would die. But that was the source of the voices. It's like some ghostly presence was mixed in with the propane.

This whole experience lasted for about two minutes. I desperately wanted to flee, but the only way off the boat was to pass by the tanks. That I wasn't going to do. So I climbed off the bow into the water and silently swam about 50 feet to the next dock. I pulled myself out of the water and ran all the way home.

I still have no understanding what happened that night. But it was the most scared I've ever been in my life.


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213,967 I secretly love reading about Texas being in trouble.

I tried to live there when I was young and found the people just awful and left after a year.

I feel like their arrogance is biting them in the ass and I love it! So many mean people I met their. So much hate. Too much pride.


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213,966 What am I getting wrong? People are getting the vaccine. The vaccine doesn't prevent them from getting sick. It just makes the illness less severe. But wouldn't that mean that these less severely sick vaccinated people will go out more? They won't be incapacitated and bed ridden. They will go out and infect others.

In other words, this plan could backfire and strangely enough the vaccine could lead to more people getting sick.


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213,965 I loaded a Scrabble app onto my phone. I can play for free, but after every turn they show me an ad. I was okay with this. There are a few ads though that are dead ends. The ad appears and never leaves. There is no way to get it off the screen and get back to the game. Highly frustrating. I will have a good score going and doink, one of the game killer ads show up and that's it I'm done. There is nothing more I can do.

Who the hell designed something so idiotic? Do they not get the point?  The goal of an ad is to gently tell us about a product. Not to end the game I was playing and annoy the fuck of me.

I deleted the app. Way to go designers....


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213,964 I really fucking hate when people ask me for money.


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213,963 I'm so angry and disappointed that it will be days before I formulate a proper response.


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213,962 My mother is the most dishonest person I’ve ever met.


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213,961 My father in law is that person that causes the same "Oh Fuck" reaction in anyone who sees his name come up on their phone, his car pull up in their driveway or him standing at your door. Just a pain in the ass, self centered, whiny prick that nobody wants to interact with. He's almost 70 years old and he is still clueless that he causes this reaction with anyone who knows him. Even his grandkids feel this way. If I didn't hate him so much I would feel sorry for him.


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213,960 Yesterday I sharted myself!!  It was awful.  Thank god I was home and able to hide it from everyone and wasn't wearing anything nice.  Fuck I hate getting old.


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213,959 The word "bespoke" annoys me. Its meaning has nothing to do with what it sounds like. Dumb word. This is a secret because my friend sells "bespoke" items and uses the word all the damn time. I want to tell her how annoying it is but I bite my tongue.


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213,958 If an individual has already been infected and recovered, or has been vaccinated, they should wear a pin or armband or something. In so doing the rest of us wouldn't be so bothered to see them walking around without a mask. It would reduce needless angst.


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213,957 Ben, why did you do it? You do realize, right? You ruined my
Life. I hope it was good for you. I could die right now while you judge me for the position YOU PUT ME IN.


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213,956 I think Valentine's Day is the most obnoxious "holiday" ever. Anyone telling me what to do, when and for whom can go pound sand.


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213,955 I secretly hoped she’d reach out on Valentines Day to tell me she made a mistake and missed me.  I think about her every damn day and still love the hell out of her. ᖟᶐB


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213,954 If you believe in God (or a god) you are an idiot. The good and evil we perceive are human traits. There are no magic people in the sky making shit happen. We are responsible for our own reality.


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213,953 Everyone looks so much older than a year ago.


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213,952 I smell a weird con job. There is a theater in my neighborhood. They put on plays. They have been hurting during the pandemic. There have been no shows. But recently the theater advertised there would be a show for Valentines Day featuring a big name star. It would be live on stage, but the audience would attend on Zoom. Sounded like an attempt to meet halfway. People want to see live theater, but it's not safe yet, so okay, a show happening in real time on stage and people can watch from the comfort and safety of their own homes.

But here's the thing. My town is fairly rural. It just happens to have this one theater on a back street. It's just down the road from me. I was out walking last evening. I passed by the theater twice while the live event was supposedly happening, There wasn't a single car in the parking light. The lights weren't on in the building. There was no live show. Think about it. The show must have been recorded and streamed into homes of the unsuspecting paying audience. How could anyone watching tell it wasn't live? The only way to know would be to walk by the theater as I did. The audience was duped. They thought they were watching a live show but instead were shown a video.


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213,951 I felt so helpless when my wife had an affair. How could she do this behind my back? How could she do this to our children? Did our marriage and family mean nothing to her?


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213,950 57 yr old woman here. last time I posted, I had mixed reactions.  I do feel bad, but making love to the 31 year old has got me addicted. I can't tell anyone but you.  I may choose to just not read the comments.


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213,949 In college I used to fuck my bf every night. I miss college.


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213,947 I am driving 16 hours to avoid getting on a plane.


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213,946 I weaned myself off of my antidepressant recently, to empower my spirit to care about myself in this divorce. It was numbing me way too much, and I didn't feel like defending myself in this divorce and allowing his family and friends walk all over me without regard to my behalf of things - not my hopes, input, or knowledge of his daily issues of what is happening around this house with my efforts and his struggles with his brain issues (no longer can I call it our home, since he filed for divorce). God is my direction and always has been, so time for me to cut their crap to the best of my ability.


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213,945 My husband and I share a hard-wired desktop in his "office/man cave". ( I gave my desktop to my older sister to use for her emails, so she is not using any of her other devices for those) I will sometimes look at Public pages, so I don't have to sign into my FB from our desktop. A couple of weeks ago, while checking a website"s FB Page, up pops my husband's FB as he has apparently signed into his FB on the Microsoft Edge browser I use (he normally uses Internet Explorer as his browser. I'm sure he checks my browser's history, which is okay with me, as I usually don't sign into my emails or FB from our desktop, but prefer to use the library's computer). I did check out his FB profile out of curiosity, but didn't see anything of relevance to our divorce. I soon signed out of his FB, but haven't said anything to him of my findings. I still think it was a set-up, so I doubt that I ever will. Eegads! His "games" and behaviors are disgusting.


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213,944 I wrote a secret about my dog barking at a woman across the street. Well, I found out today that she is a neighborhood busybody. She has several restraining orders against her. The police are very familiar with her. She causes trouble, especially for minority residents. I am black but it's not something I was thinking about at the time. My whole encounter with her lasted 5 seconds.
She lives 2 blocks away and her antics are so well known that people post about her online. That's how I found out it was the same woman. She spews vile and racist garbage everywhere she goes.

I did not know at the time, but there is no appeasing her.


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213,943 Sometimes I just want to write porn. I want to write my fantasies down and just escape them.


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213,942 Seeing you locked away will make me feel better. If you skate again I don't know what I'll do.


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213,941 God damn, I'm drunk!


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213,940 In the movie "Silence of the Lambs" Clarice speaks with Lector in his cell. Past the cell is a stairwell which looks very much like the stairwell at  Dr. Frankenstein's tower in the 1931 movie.


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213,938 If your 4 kids had been there that day he threatened to blow his head off, you just might realize the why's of my keeping his handgun hidden. Not even one of you has talked to me about this, EVER. Just be aware that this has not stopped him from buying newer ones. Ugh! All of this will now be your responsibility since he is proceeding with divorce proceedings. God help you all.


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213,937 I got on Facebook in 2009, just before my husband's grandson's wedding. I knew there would be lots of beautiful pictures to show to Hubby, as he didn't have an account at the time. His middle son tried to set him up on Facebook, but he was not interested at the time, saying that I could just show him the "important stuff" from his family that were on my Friends List.  He couldn't quite grasp the concept of it all. I even gave him my email address and FB  password, so he could sign into it any time - even play around with the In's and out's of this social media in case he changes his mind about getting his own FB.  A year or two later, he let me get a FB account for him, even having a Private FB group for family photos and posts only. That group didn't last long, nor did the FB account. Soon after, his youngest son firmly said,""WE" do not want Dad having a FB account!". No explanation, so further conversation. Now that he has filed for divorce, someone has gotten him an account. I messaged him and said "Good for you - enjoy!" He never replied (even though we still live together), so I didn't bother to send a Friend Request. Some of his family are still on my Friends List, so now I post to Friends of Friends, so he can at least see my posts and pictures. I'm not sure why he gives his address as a town some 40 miles away, but at least I gave him a note to take to his family to remove his birthdate from Public view at least. Sigh .....


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213,936 Almond milk tastes terrible. Who the heck thought it was a good idea?


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213,935 My ex-wife dropped off heart shaped valentine cookies for me today.

I'm confused.


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213,934 My office window looks out across the street at the front door of a fancy restaurant. Throughout the day I see couples going into the place for lunch and dinner. It amazes me how often the guy opens the door for himself and walks in, leaving his date to open the door for herself. What ever happened to chivalry?


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213,933 Fuck do you mean "I never meant to hurt you"? Hurting me is like your hobby.


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213,932 Happy Valentines Day to the Girl who doesn't even know I exist.

^_^


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213,931 Happy valentines day to my soulmate who refuses to admit that they are my soulmate because they are scared.


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213,930 How come the people who post "be kind. You never know what someone is going through" are the same people who would NEVER be kind to you no matter WHAT you're going through?


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213,929 You're never going to find someone that you love more than me no matter how many times you try to move on. You'll be thinking of me. Might as well just accept it.


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213,928 She's Humiliating Me On Purpose.


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213,927 Happy valentine's day to all the women I have loved....


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213,926 61 yr old widower. This is my 3rd Valentines day alone. I can't shake the grief and loneliness. I thought I was doing better, but alas, I'm back to spontaneous crying and random sadness. I want to move forward but I don't know what "forward" is anymore. Hope is fading. I keep seeing my wife fade away like that scene from Titanic when Jack sinks into the ocean. No one understands


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213,925 What a beautiful life


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213,924 Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop
On company time




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213,923 Men are horrible. I can't even start with all the atrocities men have commit against me over my life, starting as a little girl when I learned I couldn't wear shorts without being gawked at grown men. Men fantasize about quick fixes and will do anything to get off or to get their dick wet.

I have had two long term relationships and those men showed me their true colors too.

Nothing like a beautiful girl who knows she deserves better but puts up with your shitty behavior to treat like shit.

I love my current partner but if we ever broke up, excuse my French, I'd never put another penis in my mouth again.


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213,922 I'm 99% sure that I'm getting ignored for valentines.


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213,921 When someone posts, "is your dick big enough for you to be acting like that?", that just shows that you've been hurt in the past. You're alienating potential mates who might be perfect for you, that have small dicks, or THINK they have small dicks. You're also saying that it's ok for a man to treat you like shit if he has a big dick. Same with guys who post "Is your booty big enough to be acting like that?". "Are you hot enough to be acting like that?". Like. The girl you like has a nice tight booty. But you don't care. But now that she's seen your post, she thinks she doesn't have a shot with you. She thinks you only like girls with big butts. She's gonna forget about you now. Good job.


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213,920 So we're just never going to get back together? Never mind the fact that I am never going to feel better. My life is going to be painful because you don't want to be with me anymore. I'm never going to stop crying. Thanks for ruining my fucking life.


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213,919 My girlfriend is truly obnoxious. On Valentine’s Day dinner; she stated sweetly at me and said we could stop talking about something. Mind you,  I didn’t expect her to say anything, I just hoped she would be present. Then, in she seemed disturbed from a phone call she had with her dad. I wanted to make sure she was ok, she forgot what she said: she then went on a diatribe with her own self ( she doesn this very often) she forgot her promise to be present and she went into diatribe for a really long time. I felt impatier. Mind you, this isn’t a diatribe about something sad. It’s about things priveleged people can do. She saw me and got mad at me. I tried to make up with her. I tried to start anew with her. I don’t remember but I tried to explain, she was mad at me and said that she has to do think about all of this because of me.


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213,918 I know a family. They have been very cautious and would never dine out. But they do get take-out sometimes. They got a pizza to go.Two days later the entire family had covid 19.  Day later they found out the pizza place was closed with a sign in the window saying several employees had covid. Nothing is safe.


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213,917 Why do you do this to me?


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213,915 I have to make a will. I don't want to leave any money to my kids. Is that mean? They aren't good people. They are selfish. I don't have a lot of money. It would be enough for each of them to buy a house. But I don't know, I don't feel like they have been very caring or nice towards me. I have a former girlfriend from 30 years ago. She was always my favorite person. I'm seriously thinking of leaving the money to her. She lives in a two family home in an iffy neighborhood. The money would mean so much to her. She will be very surprised. It makes me smile thinking about her reaction when she gets a check.




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213,914 I haven't been to a dentist since 2004. I know it sounds gross, but I brush my teeth everyday and have no bleeding or tooth pain, so I don't care.


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213,913 She doesn't seem to want me for anything.


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213,912 i have not been able to write in over a month and a half. i feel so uninspired and im terrified itll stay that way. i have no idea where to find inspiration.


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213,911 You never told me the real reason you left. Because of this, I will never heal.


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213,910 To my ex-girlfriend. I saw you for the first time since you broke up with me 10 months ago. You look awful. You look like you haven't slept well in a while. Your eyes have large purple bags. You face is weathered. Your voice sounds hoarse. You are definitely not aging well. The year of quarantine has taken a toll on you. I doubt you will even look good again.


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213,909 Stop coming over. Stop inventing excuses to drop things off. You are not welcome here.


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213,908 You're mad because I cut you off for being a bad friend. Hilarious!


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213,907 I don't remember what people tell me. A coworker comes in my office and says the meeting time has been changed to X. But by a minute later I forget what he said. This is beginning to worry me.


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213,906 One morning my wife all of a sudden was being sullen and mopey. I asked what was wrong. She said nothing, which of course means something. I thought back, in the last half hour what did I do? Not a thing. I was sitting in the family room playing Scrabble on my phone. No harm in that. I got up for a few minutes and made coffee. I made her a cup too. What could I have possibly done wrong?

Another 10 minutes went by with my wife in a mood. Then came the big reveal. She blurted out the problem. She demanded to know who Zoey is?

Zoey?

She said when I made coffee she looked on my phone and saw I was playing Scrabble against Zoey.

Oh Zoey.

She said she's seen me playing Zoey on other days too. Obviously I must have an interest in Zoey if we keep meeting up.

I explained she is right. I do like Zoey. I enjoy spending time with Zoey. Zoey is very smart. I like matching wits with her in Scrabble.

My wife looked like she was going to either cry, or grab a knife and stab me through the heart.

I then explained that my wife need not worry too much about Zoey though --- because Zoey is the name of the automated computer program designed to play Scrabble in the app.

My wife looked so relieved and started laughing.

I then suggested my wife sit next to me on the couch, we'll drink our coffee and have a threesome with Zoey. :)

My wife can be so human sometimes, which is why I like her a bit more than Zoey.







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213,904 New full time job starts monday. Old full time job switches to part time on friday. Tonight, we get drunk!
Cheers to 7 day work weeks while trying to maintain my relationship with my love and still be what she needs!


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213,903 I fucked up when I accepted the whole amount of unemployment without taking taxes out... shiatttt. I was fucking hungry.
Goddammit I can't catch a break.


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213,901 I think a president could commit murder and still would not be successfully impeached. Let's face it, each Senator's loyalty to their political party comes first. There will never be enough Senators betraying their party and voting to convict. Our system of justice does not work.


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213,900 I never dress up on the first date. I don't want you to think I look like that all the time. Can't live up to that standard. Let's go on a few dates first and see if you're worth it. THEN I will dress to impress.


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213,898 People really bully their coworkers and still consider themselves good people. If your coworker is being made fun of, you stand up for them. Point blank. You're supposed to be a team. If you hear people say that your coworker is "probably lying" about why she took the day off, it is YOUR duty to say to them, "He isn't lying, there's literally no reason to think that. And even if he was, who gives a shit?". If you hear a coworker saying that another coworker made a small mistake, it costs zero dollars to say "Oh well. Everybody makes mistakes. Just do your job". If you don't stand up for people, you are just as big of a piece of shit as the bully. If someone calls your coworker weird and the person barely knows you, tell them to shut the fuck up. You join in the conversation and nod your head, you're trash. If you don't stand up for them, you are a bully weather you consider yourself one or not. It's bullshit. Your homework assignment for this weekend is to think of the person at work who never did anything to anybody, but still gets shit on every day. Then you are to go to work, and say something to the people that are torturing that person.


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213,897 She bought an exercise bike. Two freaking grand. She hasn't used it even once. She demanded I set it up for her. That was a month ago. She said she didn't have the right sneakers. Great, more expense needed. But in all this time she has never managed to get those right sneakers, whatever that means. She can't possibly ride an exercise bike with ordinary sneakers. No siree. The contraption sits in the family room gathering dust.


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213,896 So frustrating!!! I can't get my cats to keep their masks on for more than twenty seconds!


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213,895 I haven't smelled anyone's bad breath in over a year.  Not a single person's.  Lord knows some people should wear a mask for life!


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213,894 When I am home alone and people start kissing on TV, I sometimes still cover my face.  I'd die if anyone saw me doing this.  I'm a grown ass woman.  


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213,893 I always wondered if people are as 'ready for sex' as they appear in the movies.  Like, they head to the bar, stay out for hours and hours, and then they can hop in the sack with a one night stand.

I'd be too worried that my coochie isn't fresh enough or is leaking too much, or something.  Am I overthinking things?  Is liquid-courage the thing that makes a difference here?


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213,892 People who stick their gum under tables are so gross. That's why I make sure no one sees me do it.


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213,891 I'd love to be a cougar but I don't think I'm old enough yet (I'm 40) and I'm about 60 pounds overweight.  I need time to lose the weight (about a year) and time to consider a boy toy (5-10 years?).


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213,890 I don't like how snapchat recommends people to you... seems like its based on your snapchat friends' friends.  It must be happening the other way around too.  Maybe I like to keep everything separate.   And maybe if I'm talking to a new guy I don't wanna see the girls on his.  Like they can just friend each other because you're the connection.  


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213,889 I'm a math professor and I love teaching.  I love being in the classroom and answering students' questions.  I can't believe I get paid to do math every day.  However, outside of the classroom, I hate being bothered by students and even other faculty.  You want to stop by for my office hours?  WHY???  Leave me alone.  You want to stop by and chat?  I have tons to grade (so do you) and I don't want to be forced to take any work home.  I'm introverted and feel drained.  Please, go away!  


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213,888 My dog loves begging for table scraps.  She whines and cries if I refuse her.  

The reason I don't want to give her any is because it makes her butt stink.  Literally.  Her anal glands reek within a day or two.  Then she tries to express them all over the carpet.  Every chicken bone means the carpet needs shampooing.  No thank you.  


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213,887 I live vicariously through characters on shows.  I could watch Pride and Prejudice all day long.  I don't mind.  It's not like people in real live are that great anyway.


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213,886 I know you're anorexic. And from the pictures on facebook, it looks like your cats are anorexic too. You really fat shaming your cats? You don't give them a proper amount of food. I get that you have a condition and I feel compassion for that, but when you are constantly telling me not to eat things. That FRUIT has too much sugar. That salad dressing has too many calories. Just leave me alone.


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213,885 I just want one coworker to show me they're not all the same.


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213,884 As I was taking my garbage cans out to the street, my young son opened the back door and our dog ran out.  She rushed past me, ran to the middle of the road, and started barking at a lady who was walking down the street.  I ran after the dog, called to her, and she came back to my side of the street.  I apologized profusely to the lady and took my dog inside by the collar.  

Two hours later, a police officer showed up at my door.  The woman, maybe in her 60s, had called the police to report me and my dog.  Yes, she filed a report that my dog barked at her from 20 feet away.  She claimed that she was extremely frightened and wondered what would have happened if she had been walking her 2 dogs instead.  Huh?  Do you know what happens when my dog sees other dogs when I'm walking her in my neighbourhood?  She gets excited and tries to get them to play with her.  

I still can't fucking believe she called the police.  I had heard that older women in my neighbourhood also call school maintenance lines to complain when the shrubs on school grounds are not pruned to their liking.  Karens everywhere.


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213,883 I love it when milfs try to set me up with their sons. Honey, I want YOU! Just because I'm female and half your age doesn't mean I'm a match for your son.


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213,882 I have 4 five pound tubs of m&ms. 20 pounds total.

Okay, I admit it, I probably ordered too many.


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213,881 I don't want you to be happy that I'm doing fine without you. I want to be with you and I want you to be with me.


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213,880 I am just so very, very tired of all the privacy breeches in this damned divorce that he so badly wants from me. He is still determined to find "evidence" against me, as I overheard him tell his daughter on the phone months ago. He can't seem to just let go of what I do and say. I'm done! My plan is to slowly and safely remove my digital footprint and hire a company to remove from online what they possibly can.  I feel empowered because I have only good intentions in my efforts. Being "off the grid", and letting only Safe at Home and my 2 children know where I can be found. Now, to save up money for an older vehicle with no Bluetooth or remote, and a meter to detect hidden cameras and trackers. I have hesitated a very long time, as I felt that I had nothing to hide, and I still don't. I am just so fearful of him, as well as his family and "friends" of knowing where I go, money I spend and where, and even when I'm away from my home for appointments, meetings, and eventual fun. Sigh


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213,879 I'm so glad I'm not the insecure, drunk, slut, I was in my 20s.


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213,878 57 yr old woman here. I cheated and had sex with a gorgeous 31 yr old.  I'm so torn.  It was amazing to feel him throb in me, but I'm married!


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213,877 His mom is hot.


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213,876 You know what causes Covid? The virus.

You know what causes a pandemic? People. Idiotic selfish people who won't follow simple social guidelines.



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213,875 Since my ears don't hold up a normal mask, I wear a gater style covering.  Makes me feel like a bad ass ninja.


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213,874 I get a powerful "serial killer" vibe from my very outwardly nice, very normal seeming neighbour. And I'm not one going around suspecting the worst in people. I always make sure my apartment door is double locked. I will always treat him well, as I would any neighbour, but I experience a sick, cold feeling in his presence. It's mysterious to me.



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213,873 When did “conversating” become a word?


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213,871 Today, transgender is okay, and how dare anyone say it's not.  I'm perfectly okay with that.  I'm gay, and that's perfectly okay with me.  So, here's my secret (sort of, I guess).  It's also a big question.  Why are all these things, pretty much, okay, but it's not okay for my poor heroine, Rachel Dolezal to be transracial?  What's the difference???  Why can't she, or anyone else decide to be black, or white or whatever, if as a man, I can put on a dress and heels and declare myself a woman, but I can't decide my race?  Again, what's the difference?  I don't know.  So, now, I'm ready to be ridiculed and enlightened . . . here.
Thanks.


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213,870 With this virus and all that goes with it I would give anything to feel the warmth of another human being holding me.  My poor little cat doesn't quite do it but snuggles up against my back every night!  Thank God for him!


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213,868 Friends post about being at such and such restaurant to celebrate a birthday or an anniversary. They show a picture of a group sitting around a table enjoying themselves.

Hello? Last I checked there is still a viral pandemic killing people. Why the fuck are you in a restaurant at all, let alone with a large group of mask-less people at your table. You're all stupid shits.


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213,867 Both lawyers, mine and my wife's, commented on how pleasant I was to work with on our divorce. I was always agreeable. No anger from me. No arguments from me. I freely gave in on all the little things which could have been stumbling blocks. Many of those issues should have been resolved in my favor. But I freely relented because I figured it didn't matter in the long run if I gave up a thousand dollars here or there.

You know why I behaved so decently? Because that's who I am. I was kind and generous throughout the marriage. I was kind and generous throughout the divorce. My wife was the one divorcing me by the way. She had an affair. She decided she wanted to run away with him. I'm told it didn't work out. He wanted to cheat on his wife. That's all. He got what he wanted. My wife wanted a new husband out of it. That she didn't get. At the same time she lost her kind and generous husband.

I am not crying over it. What's done is done. My wife is 60. I think the pool of cheating husbands out there want a woman who is 30 and eye candy, not a 60 year old unkind woman. My hope is she looks back at our marriage one day and thinks about what she lost.


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213,866 I’m trying so hard to show my wife that she can’t live without me.

I control her phone.

I control the money.

And now I control the car too.

She is nothing and I own her.


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213,865 There's no way it was about me. There are so many people in this world. How could that person have written it about me? Do I really think every single one of my exes, or old coworkers is on this site? Like seriously?


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213,864 There have been so many times I have thought someone was writing on here about me. Described my experience completely. It's creepy as hell. But then i think, there's no way all the people I know come to this website. How is that even possible? I think people's experiences are just more alike than we think! It's weird as fuck. The fact that they get into specifics.


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213,863 I made chocolate-covered figs for my wife for Valentine's day. They're filled with ganache and infused with brandy. I've never done this before, and I wasn't working from a recipe. Just kinda winged it. I'm so freakin' proud of myself, but I can't tell anyone because I want it to be a surprise, so I'm posting here.


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213,862 I'm doing fine.

Just wanted to give people a chance.

Ultimately, their loss if they chose wrong.


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213,861 A cop once told me if you are suicidal, you are homicidal. We weren't talking about me. We were talking about a woman I know. When she first mentioned suicide I was very concerned. But the more I learned about her the more I got a creepy feeling she could be a killer and suicide would come later. Glad I have nothing to do with her anymore. I fully expect to see her in the news one day as a killer.


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213,860 The thought of not seeing her for 2 weeks makes me want to cry


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213,859 If I could take back the past 24 hours, I would do anything. My heart is on fire, I fucked up.


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213,858 There is something to this whole healthy eating thing. I have been feeling amazing.


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213,857 After 15 or so years as a very heavy, daily drinker, and as the child of two long-time alcoholics, today I mark 1,000 days sober. I don't mean this as a knock on AA, honestly, as I know it has worked for millions. But I didn't do the 12 steps. No admission that I was powerless over alcohol or that I needed the help of some higher being. I just really hated myself and how I was living. Sick to death of the smothering, relentless need that was there with me every waking hour. Almost three years ago now, it occurred to me that I did have the power within me to just stop. That not taking the next drink was a door I had the power to walk through. So that is what I did.


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213,856 Are you still going out with old mate?


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213,855 We are done. Over. Fini. Stop texting or calling me every day with an angry complaint that I’ve done something wrong. I’ve had no interaction with you for over a month. I haven’t once answered your calls or texted you back. How can you still be blaming me for things going wrong in your life. Today’s rant is about a charge on your credit card you don’t recognize. Well then call American Express. Leave me out of it. I have no access to your credit card and never have. Stop harassing me!


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213,854 I used to watch Law and Order in reruns. But I noticed so many of the commercials are for antidepressants. Obviously market research must show depressed people watch Law and Order all day. That’s when I stopped watching. Hit a nerve.


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213,853 Words and phrases deemed to be racist and you should not use them anymore:

Uppity, said of slaves
Long time no see, mocking Native American speech
Thug, word used to insult blacks
Grandfather clause, used to stop blacks from voting
Gypsies, insulting to Romanians
No can do, mocking Chinese way of speaking
Sold down the river, related to slavery
Peanut Gallery, where black people sit



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213,852 At what point do you decide whether your partner is trying hard enough, in terms of the relationship?

I know he loves me and sees a future with me, but I am feeling like I'm an accessory to his life. In that he enjoys having me around, but his focus by far is on his business.

He went from bombarding me with words of affirmation in the first few months, to very rarely saying such things.

His libido has also severely dropped off.

I don't know if I'm just kidding myself that we can fix things again.


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213,851 In addition to deleting social media I’m only reading my local news. I’m tired of the garbage.


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213,850 I feel like an absolute ogre admitting this but I have to get it off my chest.

My drunk ex has been calling me since just before Christmas.  He never remembers calling.  He "just wants to hear my voice."  We haven't had any real contact since 2007; the last time I saw/talked to him was 2013 and he looked like hell warmed over.

He's sitting on a $1M house that he intends to sell when his mom passes.  He won't be far behind her.  In fact, my other ex, who recently passed and visited me from the other side, came to me on New Year's Day morning and said he would take the drunk ex by the hand and pull him over.  My secret of shame?  He has nobody to leave the money to - not a soul.  I'll tolerate him a couple times a month if it remotely gives me a shot at that cash.


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213,849 I am glad I never had kids and I'm also glad that I'm no longer young. Sometimes I feel like I'm really ready to move on.


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213,848 Down one. Why do you block comments?


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213,847 Tarot...my savior...can't stop thinking about symbols and spending over 300 dollars on tarot decks OOPS.

Well fuck. I didn't join a cult in 2020, I joined the occult....


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213,846 There are over 7 billion people on Earth right now. 7 Billion. Billion, with a B. 7,000,000,000.
Having a kid isn't that impressive a trick. Get over yourself.


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213,845 It would be highly annoying and disrespectful if my next door neighbor blasted music into the night. I would be miffed.

I'd scold him. I'd explain how it was wrong. I might contact the police and ask them to write him a ticket.

You know what I wouldn't do? I wouldn't file bank robbery charges against him. Because he didn't rob a bank. I would be wasting my time. Oh it would be satisfying to see him sent to prison for 10 years for robbing a bank. That would teach him a lesson not to blast music. But the thing is, no jury will convict him of robbing a bank.

Breaking the noise ordinance yes. Robbing a bank no.

See how that works? File charges that will stick. Not charges made up out of spite.

Why are they impeaching Trump again? They won't win. Did Trump do something wrong. Yes. Highly irregular and inappropriate. You know what. Call him an asshole. Write books about him being the biggest jerk the country has ever known. But why drag down this new government with an impeachment trial that goes nowhere. The Dems are being spiteful idiots, just like Trump.


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213,844 My friend who craves attention is posting how her husband is going to get a little something tonight in bed.

I wish she would shut the fuck up. Don't post things like that.


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213,843 Wow, you are pathetic.
Imagine having a hot wife that actually wants to fuck you, but instead you jerk off to porn day after day after day, being even so immature as to save your favorite porn actresses names for looking up later.
Porn actresses that are young enough you could technically be their father.
Imagine not being able to hold an erection while fucking your hot wife because you’ve become so mentally warped by the porn addiction and low self esteem.
Sure, you could attend therapy to address your childhood traumas, and begin yoga or meditation as an added bonus. You could also stop drinking so damn much and trade that habit with say, exercise?
You could spend some quality time with your kids. Teach them something useful and use kind words towards them. Maybe before they’re older and don’t give a shit about seeing you because you ignored them so long!
I don’t know, these are all just ideas. But what do I know? I’m just a stupid dumb cunt, and maybe I’m too selfish to really see things for what they are.


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213,842 For the first time in 15 years, I found something I like more than drinking.
Thank you for saving me.


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213,840 "Did you take your melatonin?"

200 lb 12 year old girl after a pause, obviously lying "I took one"

Me in the other room asking silently: "how many full sized peanut butter cups did you eat?" (a half dozen empty rappers laying on her bed)

I mean, don't cry about being fat, and don't ask for sympathy when you lie with out a conscience. You're literally the only 200 pound twelve year old I've personally known. And "no" you aren't going to grow into it. It's only going to get worse. You can't be honest with others. You can't be honest with yourself. Your mom let's you eat whatever you want. Sad.  Like all of the Wonka kids wrapped up in one girl.


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213,839 I’m a fucking screw up, a tremendous lifelong fuck up.


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213,838 I hate when I’m in public and my ass starts to itch.


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213,837 He could never say the words "I love you"
Instead I was told
"you can't drive"
"you can't cook" "it is actually incomprehensible that an individual can be so utterly incompetent to perform the most basic tasks"
"you can't cycle"
"You're a liar"
That his life was private. That I should respect his Privacy which I later discovered meant that his cheating was his own business...

I thought I would be devastated without him
I was waiting for everything to rip apart
but the sky didn't come crashing down
I thought I would lie down in surrender
But didn't give my heart enough credit
I sit here waiting for it
To bleed out from him having severed himself from my life

but its possible I have already cried enough
Perhaps the time spent trying to make sense of all this has drained me of all I had to give to it
Maybe, I always knew I deserved better, but was afraid to admit it

I feel as if I should mourn "us"
Except I sit here relieved

I feel sad that I accepted this from him for so long. I'm sad that I didn't feel strong enough to stand up for myself, I feel sad that I didn't leave. That I let this chip away at me, word for word. At the end I'm just sad for how mute I was and how afraid I was at the prospect of walking away from someone so toxic


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213,836 I'm still kind of creeped out that Charlton Heston kissed the female ape doctor.


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213,835 I swear, if my husband was eating a greasy bacon cheeseburger and he started to have a heart attack and I had to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he would tell me to wrap up the rest of the burger so he could eat it when he got home.


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213,834 Just because I blocked your number, and blocked you on facebook and instagram, does not give you the right to ignore me. I'm your soulmate.


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213,833 I ate an entire frozen pizza last night


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213,832 We always need an enemy. This is how leaders operate. They conjured up some evil force. They market this to the public as a way to unite the people. For a few years Trump was the enemy. Okay, he's gone. Recently the virus is the enemy. But hopefully that will also be gone by summer.

So what's next? Who will be our new enemy?

Russia? Eh, I'm tired of Russia after the last four years. No interest.

China? No. Biden and family is in bed with them. He won't allow China to be the target.

QAnon? Doubtful. They are a bunch of disorganized laughable kooks

Bezos and his control over the universe? Nah, he quit and will be drinking daiquiris on the beach.

I don't know. But watch closely. In the next few months something will surface. We will be told the sky is falling and we must come together to ward off this new evil.


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213,831 It's black history month. The parents around here are going nuts and demanding the schools waste no time on this nonsense. Welcome to white 'murica.


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213,830 My husband hates me.
He told me to leave him tonight. He left and then came back inside. Ironic right?
In the span of 5 minutes he called me a narcissist, an idiot, and called our children worthless. (Because they always side with me.)
He told me he wanted me to disappear & that is what would make him happy.
I didn’t once sling an insult, call him any names, or even raise my voice.
But I did cry. He then called me pathetic, about 3 times.
I said, “I am not pathetic for being a human being with human emotions. I am not a robot. I’m also not an idiot, or a self centered narcissist. I know I am none of those things you call me.”
I went to my bedroom.
He went to sleep.
I’m still awake, hurt.
I wish my husband were my friend.
I wish I had a friend.
I wish he held me.
I wish for all of these things but I know it won’t happen. I am alone and I don’t know what to do.
I need a new life. I need help. I need love.
Don’t we all just need love? Is it too much to ask for?



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213,829 My name is Marianne. It means "unbreakable". Totally the wrong name for me.


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213,827 I completely ruined my chance at what should have been an amazing life together with the man I have been so in love with for 10 years...one of my best friends in life. We've dated and been FWB for years, and he was always too scared to get into a real relationship. Last year, he reached out to me, and we started spending time together again. He told me that he had loved me since we met and that he had been thinking about me and wanted to try a real committed relationship. I have never been happier in my life. I thought everything was finally coming together for me to have a real future with someone I love dearly. It felt amazing to have that reciprocation, for him to finally refer to me as his girlfriend, he was so sweet and affectionate, and we've always had a great sex life. We enjoyed spending time together, just us, in our little cabin on wide open land, no one to bother us, but I fucked it all up. Looking back, I realized how much of what I thought about him, all these wonderful attributes I adored, was never said out loud. I'd always been afraid of scaring him away by being too intense, but instead, I completely forgot to say to him how much I loved being there with him, and how much I appreciated all of the kind things he did for me. He needed to hear that. He was teased a lot as a younger person and experienced an extremely difficult family life, he told me these things and explained to me that he was very sensitive about certain things because of it. Of course, I already knew some of this, but I was not aware of the extent of his sensitivity. I could understand why he wasn't comfortable with a lot of kink play, but I could not understand why he would take things I said in a completely different meaning, as a purposeful attempt to shame and hurt him. This is what I hate the most. He actually believes that I would do that. Again, I failed to say the things I needed to say, and he did not feel my love anymore. I got frustrated and argued about things that hurt his feelings, because I didn't mean for any of it, but I failed to understand that it wasn't about who was right. I watched as the love of my life began to avoid me. He stopped the flirting and affectionate touch. I didn't realize it was because he was thinking about telling me it was over. What's worse, I hate to say it, but we are both addicts. Addictive personality types even. At first it was fun, but we had agreed to stop all of that when we settled in and moved in together, but he didn't keep to that. He wanted to invite all of his friends over to party and show off his new place and his new girlfriend. He was happy, but then he started bringing bottles of liquor home. We'd both quit drinking for quite some time, both pretty serious alcoholics in the past. I thought we had moved on in life. I could tell he was triggered by something, and we talked about it. He was reminded of distrubing memories daily in dreams and could hardly sleep. Soon after, it was constantly multiple substances every day all day. I couldn't ask him to stop. I just wanted him to be happy, and even if I did, he wouldn't listen. I was doing everything right along his side. Funny thing is, he later told me that we enable each other too much to be together. He didn't listen when I reminded him that we had moved away to get away from all of that. Somehow it was my fault. My bad influence must have made him do these things. Here I am, in the middle of a major depressive episode, trying to figure out my medications and get into therapy, trying to get health, trying to start a life with my love, but we were both falling apart. It is so intensely tragic to me, because things were never this way. We have never struggled to get along or cheer each other up. I was always elated to just be in his presence. He needed me during that time, but now he thinks he doesn't. We had our first fight, and that was it. He was done. Nothing to talk about. I moved back to my apartment. He was still sensitive and talked to me as always, asked how I was doing. I was not doing well at all. I was numb. I will never understand how two people could be so meant for each other but just can't ever seem to be in the right place at the right time together. I'm not afraid of scars, I know things will rarely be easy, but I don't know how to help someone else feel safe to continue through all of that. To trust in my love. I will forever be heartbroken by this situation. He doesn't talk to me anymore.


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213,825 Hahahahaha, Bloomberg news said it would take 7 more years for the world to reach herd immunity (this is with vaccines). Obviously the US would get their earlier, but to all the people who actually think these pseudo lockdowns with tons of loopholes are working, really???? You think we should stay in this state for years. More people will literally die of undiagnosed cancer and heart disease than Covid will kill.


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213,824 I'm getting spooked about being vaccinated. What if I have a bad reaction? They say the second dose is even worse. I'm seriously thinking about not getting the shot and letting the herd immunity kick in.


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213,823 It seems like everywhere I look evil people are winning.


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213,822 I only fight to defend myself.


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213,821 I have had 5 serious relationships. I just turned 33 and look back at my dating history that started when I was 16.

My last 2 relationships both only lasted only a year.

It feels like a string of failed relationships. That I have bad luck in choosing men who can't commit. Men that cheat and lie. But the common denominator is me.

I recently met a really lovely sweet guy, he made a huge effort for our second date which was at his house due to covid. He cooked me an amazing meal, and was really gentlemanly and didn't try to take advantage of the fact that we were in his house. He even got me a birthday present for my upcoming birthday.

And there I am thinking he is really great. No one ever makes efforts like this for me.... But in not feeling that thing you're suppose to Feel...

But I think the "common denominator", that butterfly feeling in my stomach, is me being attracted to assholes.
There is no uncertainty, no anxiety.... Maybe its time to accept that a real and healthy relationship is really just supposed to be easy like this and that doesn't necessarily come with the feeling of anxiety I have probably equated to attraction


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213,820 Deleted all social media 1/1/2021. My anxiety has gone down significantly, and I like people better.


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213,818 I like to look at men’s hands , I find them sexy and unique


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213,817 I work from home. The past few weeks I’ve been toking up in the AM as well as PM. I live alone.


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213,816 When I'm looking for a flat head screwdriver, all I can find are Philips. When I'm looking for a Philips, all I can find are flat heads. Why does this always happen?


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213,815 Something which bugs me. When I talk to my girlfriend on the phone, she will cut me off in the middle of sentence to tell me something her cat is doing.

Me: My boss called me into his office. He was clearly angry. As soon as I closed his office door he said -

Her: Mr. Beasley Buttons is so cute, he just climbed on my bed and sat on my pillow. He's such a cutey patutee!

I guess my work story can wait.


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213,814 I need healthier boundaries. I allow my boyfriend to do things to me which I shouldn't.


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213,813 You bully people to fit in with the pretty and popular girls, You'll never be beautiful, so I guess being mean is the next best thing. It's pathetic.


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213,812 I worked in security over a decade ago. It was just some basic job that payed a little more than min. wage do sit in a uniform and look pretty. My boss wanted to send me to this grocery store in some city a little north of me. I said sure. He told me to be careful because they had a LOT of sexual harassment complaints against guards there in recent months.

Fine. I knew better than to ask sexual favors, dates, or even hangouts at bars, etc. I wanted to do my job and go home.

Well a few months in I get a call saying I was taken off the schedule due to a sexual harassment complaint. My boss was equally shocked as I was. I asked him what the harassment was and he said it was a woman claiming I asked her on a date. Ive never asked anyone on a date there or even to hang out.

Then I remembered something. There was a lady cashier in the liquor section. These two guys came in, both quickly glanced at the camera then glanced away. One asked me a question about alcohol, I gave him the location of some vodka. The cashier I noticed moved some cash onto the floor. I thought maybe she dropped it. She had a shocked look on her face when I looked at her.

I thought nothing of it and moved on.

I told my boss that and he noted it. An hour later I decided that I couldnt wait for an investigation as I had money problems as well as bills to pay so I resigned so I could look for other better work.

I turned in my uniforms and he told me that the lady cashier in question was busted for stealing from her work. I caught her dropping bills from the register to the floor which on camera was by her purse. Remember the two guys I mentioned? They were her friends and there to distract me. They both got caught stealing liquor from the same place and she would always fail to report it.

That was the problem with the sexual harassment. This same lady was accusing guards because she thought that caught her in the act. No wonder there was a sexual harassment issue. It was all bullshit.

After that I still left and found better work. It was the last time I worked in security though. My boss left good remarks and reviews however for other jobs.


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213,811 Recently I'm noticing I smell bad. It's a sort of stale odor. Like old cooking oil that has turned. I'm wondering if it's my soap. I changed brands a few weeks ago. I don't want to say the name. But the staleness has a slight whiff of the soap scent in it. Wouldn't that be something corporate America would do. Soap that that makes you smell good for a little while, but then turns sour and makes you smell bad - so you take another shower and use more soap. Increased profits being their goal.

I'm going to throw the remaining bars of this soap away and go back to my old brand.  


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213,810 Women apologize too much. Sorry, but we do.


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213,809 Everyday she posts a picture of her dog. Her page is nothing but pictures of her dog. I like dogs. But I'm not going to date a woman whose only interest in life is her dog.


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213,808 I broke up with my high school girlfriend a long, long time ago. We’re both in our late 60’s now. I recently found a somewhat current picture of her. It is a mug shot, she’s in prison. She now looks like an eighty year old cartoon character, an eighty year old man. A really ugly 80 year old man.
Damn, I feel lucky, I dodged two bullets !!!


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213,807 I'm prepared to face whatever the future may bring.


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213,806 She tells me EVERYTHING.

And she wishes you would move out.

Your daughter is totally disgusted by you.


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213,805 I hope casey Anthony drops dead, fucking white privileged ass bitch.


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213,804 I had interesting encounter today. I was walking on a trail in the woods with my son when a guy came from the other direction without a mask. As he came closer, like within 30 feet and still heading towards us, I politely called over and asked if he could put on a mask. He was instantly unpleasant. He said, "Don't be ridiculous. I' m not putting a mask on!." He continued to come right at us.

I said, "My son is high risk. We'd really appreciate if you could mask up."

"Fuck you!"

"Could you a least hold up for a moment to let us get off the trail?"

"No!"

We dashed off into the bushes to let him pass. As he did I called over and said, "Just so you know, this young boy is recovering from lymphoma. Couldn't you have been a better person and given us a break?"

"I'm a scientist!"

"I'm not sure where you are going with that. If anything, a scientist should understand why a mask is important, especially with an immune-compromised child present."

He growled back, "Just shut the fuck up and keep walking."

We did.

About half an hour later we made our way back to the parking lot. There he was getting in his car. I took out my phone and snapped a picture of him and another of his car license plate. I didn't say anything. I just took the pictures and then my son and I got in our car.

Instead of driving out of the parking lot, he looped around and drove right up to us, with his driver side window next to my driver side window. He motioned me to lower my window. I shook my head no. I heard him say, "Can you hear me?"

I nodded my head yes.

He said, "I want you to know if ever I see you on these trails again..."

I thought, oh no, here it comes, he's going to threaten me with something...

"... if ever I see you on the trails again I will put on my mask. Sorry I didn't. I should have. I promise I'll do it next time. Have a good rest of the day."

Well that was not what I was expecting. I gave him a thumbs up sign through my window.

People are complicated, but also simple. They don't like to be wrong. When they are caught doing something they shouldn't, the natural reaction is to behave badly. E.g, "Fuck you!"

But some people, ones with a little kindness left in the soul, when given time to think about it, come to their senses. They see their error and take responsibility. He was such a man.

I'm disappointed with what happened. But still, it gave me a little hope that in the end he changed and did the right thing.

People are bad. But sometimes people are good.


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213,803 When I look at the infections around here, the towns with really nice shopping districts have high infection rates. The two towns with virtually no stores have really low infection rates. Makes sense. Cause and effect. Don't go shopping people.


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213,802 When my BF calls and I can't speak right then so I talk to him later, he demands to know who I was talking to. Red flag.


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213,801 My ex wife's nose keeps growing. Not in a Pinocchio sort of way. Well she does lie. But her nose keeps growing in that her schnoz keeps getting bigger. It's a family thing. Her siblings have the same problem. They hit age 40 and their nose turns into a WC Fields kind of honker on their face. I'm sure it bugs the hell out of her. Not to be mean, but I'm glad. I view it as payback from up above for all the trouble she has caused others.


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213,800 I have a feeling that when the pandemic is finally "over", whatever that means, everyone of sexually mature age is going to engage in sort of an informal orgy. I mean all the pent up sexual desire is going to explode and EVERYONE is going to go out and fuck just about everything that moves!!  I mean, I thing EVERYONE is going to get laid!!!!

Sadly, I'm married and wont be able to play.  =/


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213,799 I think AOC is super hot. Nice skin, good lips, big eyes, pretty face, tight body.  I'd hit that!!!!


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213,798 For some reason I get crazy horny this time of year. Don't know why.
M-60


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213,797 You left us 14 years ago today, Robby. I still miss you, and my heart aches for you. I wish I could tell you I’m sorry for how I was before you passed. None of us ever imagined you’d leave us at age 20. I’ve forgiven myself because how could I have known? But I still wish I could do things differently. You were so good and kind, even though life had dealt you unfair circumstances.

I still remember that drive out of town we took that summer morning at sunrise. We were so young and vibrant, intoxicated with each other’s presence and not caring how silly we felt. Sunsets are lovely, and sunrises even more so. A sunrise is something you spend with someone special. We’d been awake together all night. We were alive, drunk with the sweet liquor of youth and not a care in the world in that moment. I remember gazing at him from the passenger seat as the sunlight filtered through the trees as we drove way too fast down that curvy road. We had not a thought or care for anything except relishing the present moment and each other. I still remember that song. I still remember your goofy laugh and how much I loved it. Until I die or lose my memory, it will be one of the happiest memories I have.

I hope you’ve found an eternal life of peace and rest, where someday I’ll rejoin you, and we can relive the memory of that sunset drive together and all the other times we had that summer. Please wait for me. I’ll always remember you and hold your memory close. And thank you for that rainstorm...


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213,796 I'm afraid to drink a Red Bull. I worry it will kill me by making my heart explode.


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213,795 My hands have aged 50 years from all the washing.


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213,794 74 year old Dolly Parton is not getting vaccinated yet. She qualifies, but she is holding off so more people in dire situations can get vaccinated first. The world needs more heroes like Dolly Parton.


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213,793 I feel like my life is somehow important. I feel like there is something I'm supposed to do of significance but it hasn't happened yet. I'm patiently waiting for my moment.


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213,792 I say I have no friends and specifically no girlfriend. Yet today I spoke on the phone to two women for over two hours each time.

Maybe I'm not allowing myself to have friends even though people are trying to be friends with me.


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213,790 I just love the obvious. Some of the latest COVID news is that 20-49 year olds are the biggest spreaders. Really, wow. Who would imagined the demographic that has the largest bills to pay, the most responsibility when it comes to their careers (either starting or in full swing), have kids and yes, want to enjoy their lives can’t just shut down and isolate by themselves for what is almost a year at this point.


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213,789 I cannot live in isolation anymore. This pandemic is making absolutely crazy. This is untenable.
I.
Want.
My.
Life.
Back.


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213,788 I was an asshole in high school. I see it now.


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213,787 I have my real Facebook account. I also have a fake Facebook account I use to spy on people who have blocked my real account. To make my fake account believable I added photos of things in a town about 20 miles away. Then I sent friend requests to random people I found from that town. I'm not from that town. I don't know anyone in that town. I was just trying to make my profile look real. It worked. Many strangers accepted my friend requests. Then a funny thing happened. Other people in that town starting sending me friend requests once they saw I was friends with people they knew, even though I didn't actually know any of them. Here I am a few years later and I have more friends in my fake account than my real account.


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213,786 To the people on my hometown facebook forum:

What's it like to be so bitter all the time? This is your life. You spend it online being so negative and miserable. It's a lesson for the rest of us on how not to waste our lives.


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213,785 My heart is broken.
I would kill myself if not for my son and Mother.
My wife left me in August of 2019.  
I will never be the same


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213,784 I tried to login to my online bank. It's a very large popular bank. But the system wouldn't let me in. Customer Service told me to reset my password. I tried, but the system wouldn't let me do that either. After being on the phone for an hour, someone finally figured out my ATM card expired and that's why I couldn't log in. Seemed really incompetent that Customer Service kept telling me to reset the password when that wasn't the problem.

Very next day I tried to transfer money between accounts. It seemed to work. But I received an email from someone saying the receipt for my money transfer was sent to her inbox. What? I thought it was a scam, but no, she forwarded me the email.

I called Customer Service again. They checked and found the account has my email listed. It was baffling why the email then went somewhere else. They told me to tell the women who received the email to call them. What? No. She's not going to call. She innocent in all this.

What is going on? How can a bank screw up so much? It leaves me very concerned about doing anything financial online. Is it hackers? Maybe? Or are so many employees at the bank out sick that nothing works right anymore? I don't know, but watch yourselves when doing anything online these days.


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213,783 I'm seeing something inexplicable with Covid-19 infections. Being a financial number cruncher by day, I have been keeping my own spreadsheet of infections in my town and the surrounding towns. What I'm seeing is odd. When my town has a large increase day of 20 cases, other nearby towns also have similar large increases. When my town has only a slight increase of 1 or 2 cases, the other towns also see only a slight increase.

Infection numbers don't work that way. My town might have a bigger than normal increase on a Thursday because there was a teen party. But other towns didn't have a teen party on that exact same day, so they wouldn't then also have an increase just then. The numbers between towns are too correlated. Each town in theory has their own independent triggers. The new cases in each town should not be rising and falling on the same day.

If I didn't know better, it's like the data is being faked. Someone in a backroom is deciding there will be a 10% increase in cases tomorrow and then all towns go up that amount.

I'm not into conspiracy theories, but there is something fishy going on. I wouldn't make such a bold statement but working with data and looking at trends is what I do for a living.


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213,782 I signed up for an Only Fans account. I have no idea how to search on that site. No matter what I put in the search field no results come back. What a stupid waste of time.


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213,780 If I was on a plane and the person next to me refused to wear  mask, I'd beat the shit out of him. Yup, I'd get arrested but 300 people on the flight would be safe and that matters more to me.


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213,779 There is a growing movement to throw Marjorie Taylor Greene out of Congress. She's the newly elected Georgia woman who believes in QAnon.

I take issue with this. I don't believe in QAnon. QAnon is silly. But Greene was legally elected and we can't look back and undo the will of the voters just because we disagree with her beliefs.

I myself don't believe 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust. I'm not insulting Jews when I say this. I believe they were forcibly placed in labor camps under terrible conditions. But the 6 million number is exaggerated. Of course it is. History has a way of changing numbers to generate sympathy.

Should I be banned from public office?  Should I be accosted in restaurants? Should I be censured by everyone around me all because I did some math?

If we truly are a democracy, we need to allow others to have opinions, even opinions we don't like. That's what democracy means.

PS - This is a secret because I can't ever publicly say I don't think 6 million Jews died. See what I mean....



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213,778 My ex wife kept my last name. Her maiden name is easy to spell. My last name is long and difficult. Yet she kept mine. It shows she refuses to accept our breakup. She's clinging to something that will never be again.


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213,777 There are more lowlifes in Florida than any other state.


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213,776 Indian music sucks.


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213,775 There is nothing sexy about a sports bra. I wonder if this is because they are not hidden. A woman often wears a sports bra while working out in a gym or even shopping in the market. There is no intrigue. Nothing taboo. I don't look at a woman in a sports bra. Nothing of interest to me. This might be the opposite of what women were hoping for.


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213,774 I have never been on Reddit, or Spotify, or Twitter, or TikTok and probably a whole bunch more of the most popular websites.


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213,773 My husband wanted a normal family.

We are too weird for him.

So we are moving on and he can stay w/the boring “normals” because he’s just too uncomfortable when out in public with us.

His loss.


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213,772 My wife mis-speaks all the time. It gets more than frustrating. I come home and she tells me Bob called. I call Bob back. He says he never called. I tell this to my wife. She yells and gets defensive and says she never told me it was Bob. She then tells me it was Dave. It's bad enough she told me the wrong name. But for her to be nasty about it is the bitter icing on the cake.


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213,771 Reddit banned their GameStop stock pages, and now they're banning their NAKD pages.  They're part of the problem.  I feel like the whole world is too powerful and I can't do anything.


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213,770 Sometimes Karma pays it forward. I know an evil menacing woman on Facebook. She post vile things and makes terrible personal attacks to anyone she disagrees with. You could guess which political party she belongs to. I mentioned privately that I wished a bus would run her over. I was told, "Didn't you hear? She was run over by a bus. About 5 years ago. Partially paralyzed her. Destroyed her career as a professional athlete."

Thank you Karma. I appreciate you getting your work done early.


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213,768 Robotic vacuum cleaners. No thanks. Think about it. These devices have cameras, they are connected to the internet, and they roam all around your house. You could be getting dressed in your bedroom and there's the camera recording you.


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213,767 Some goddamn celebrity fitness instructor jumped to the head of the line and got vaccinated. She bypassed a bunch of elderly and sick people. She claimed she is a teacher because she teaches a spin class. I claim she is a fucking piece of shit.


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213,766 I've been forgetting to cancel my gym membership for over a year now.

At first, I really did keep forgetting. But then the pandemic hit, and I thought about it.

I like this gym. I can't go there anymore for medical reasons, even regardless of COVID. But it's a good place with good people. And they gave my niece a good outlet for all her energy, back when she could go take their jiu jitsu class. Hopefully she'll get to start up again post-COVID.

Meanwhile, I'm working from home and doing well financially. I won't miss the money.

So, for now, I'll keep supporting this small business by "forgetting" to cancel my membership. :)


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213,764 It's Super Bowl 55. But their official logo says 54 in Roman numerals. Duh.




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213,763 I never liked Screech. He was a whiny asshole.


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213,762 When it comes to the bad people who cross my path, I patiently wait for the right moment.


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213,761 The wrong people die.


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213,760 A woman I know posts the most embarrassing videos on Instagram. She has redefined herself as a fitness guru. This is laughable to me. She was never into exercise until the pandemic started. She watched a few videos of experts doing workouts. She liked the attention they were getting with 100,000 subscribers. She wanted it for herself so she started a fitness channel. It's cringeworthy. She speaks to the camera and tells the audience when doing a bicep curl to lift with their legs, not with their arms. Whah? It's a bicep curl. She does a pushup with her ass sticking way up in the air, just like the gym teacher taught us to never do. There's a clip of her walking backwards down the sidewalk. She says this is a "powerful new exercise" she invented. Oh Gawd!


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213,759 Right now the discussion is about stopping the spread and vaccinations. But I predict by the end of the year the discussion will be about what to do with all the brain damaged people. The cognitive problems are real and serious. There's paranoia, delusions, a lack of boundaries. We will not be able to function as a society when the person in front of you on line at McDonalds starts screaming that Bill Gates put microchips in the cheeseburgers. I know it sounds a little funny, but this is getting scary. Watch your friends and neighbors. There's something going on in the background and it's quickly rising to the surface.


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213,758 I'm noticing with a few of my friends that once they passed the age of 50 they became very stubborn in their ways. It's like they know what they like and what they don't like and they stick to those ideas. I suggested to one friend we go out for Chinese. She told me no, she doesn't do Chinese. We either go to a French restaurant or steak house, those are my choices. It's like she thinks the universe revolves around her and only her so everything has to be exactly the way she likes it and what other friends want doesn't matter.


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213,756 I think that being honest, loyal, ethical and faithful has worked against me in many aspects of my life.


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213,755 The timing won't be right for a while yet.

The apartment we're living in right now is too small. We're saving up to buy a house next year, so we can have a forever home. And I'm still paying down my student debt.

COVID is still rampaging through my country. We're still waiting for travel to be safe again so both of our families can be with us when we get married.

I just recently got to start living the adult life I've always wanted. I'm just now learning how to properly take care of myself.

But...

I think I'm getting baby fever.


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213,754 We have a snow day today. This is the third time. What's really strange is the schools have been in remote learning mode all year. The students and teachers stay home everyday and "go to school" on their computer screens. Why the hell do they cancel school when it snows? Everyone is home anyway. I think idiots run our schools.


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213,753 I worked as a programmer at a big bank. I had been there for about five years when one of the other programmers came up and squirted me with a water pistol. I laughed. He laughed. Ha ha very funny. An hour later he did it again. More laughter. An hour after that he shot me again. I didn't laugh. I calmly said he had his fun, but now it's time to stop. He started doing it every few minutes. Human nature right, with some immature people if you ask them to stop they know they hit a nerve so they will do their bad behavior even more. I tried to ignore him for the rest of the day even though he kept doing it.

Next day, first thing in the morning he got me again. I said come on, please stop now. There is work to be done. He kept on going. I went to the boss and explained how the guy was being very immature and could the boss put a stop to this. The boss told me to grow up and fight my own battles.

Really? What an amazing put down by the boss. I had always known the boss was just as annoying and immature as the water pistol guy. This is what it's like to work with programmers. They are socially maladjusted.

You know what I did? I left. I walked out the door. I had built their trading system. Everyday I was the glue that held it together. As much as I asked the boss a number of times to get someone to learn the end of day procedures as a backup, he never did. But that was no longer my problem. I was gone.

That evening the boss called my cell. I didn't pick up. He left a message telling me to call him immediately. I didn't. He called a few more times.

Next morning the big boss of all of trading called. I still didn't pick up. Then one of my friends in the department called and left a message saying all hell was breaking loose because they really needed my help with the trading system. I laughed, just like the guy with the water pistol laughed.

By a few weeks later I was working for a competing bank. Very professional place. I've been here 7 years. I get along well with everyone because they are serious professionals on a trading desk as opposed to me working in a room full of programmers.

This is my secret advice to newbies. Never work with programmers.


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213,752 She said she wants me to file our taxes early, that way we'll get our refund sooner from the IRA.

I said maybe if we file before St. Patrick's Day.

It's kind of funny except for the dementia part...


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213,751 In New York city where I live, it turns out white people don't die from Corona as much as minorities do. Some are saying this isn't fair. Therefore New York city will now start killing white people to help even out the numbers.


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213,750 A nephew is flunking math. I teach math. My students do really well. I offered to tutor my nephew. We arranged for his mother to drop him off here on Saturday morning from 9 to noon. I waited. They never showed. They wasted my entire morning. No good deed goes unpunished.


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213,749 I see some well-known trendy companies are now making facemasks with their logo on the front. Clever. Because it's good to have your brand associated with a pandemic. Sends out a real positive vibe. Back in the day companies used to advertise at fun uplifting events like the Super Bowl. But now we've progressed. Tie your brand to the worst natural disaster to ever befall the world. Good thinking.

Oh and I love how the facemasks cost $20 each. Making a hefty profit out of death and misery. Cool.

Only in America.


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213,748 Anti-vax protesters forced a vaccination site in LA to be shut down. Not only do these nut jobs not want to get the shot, they are stopping others from getting the shot. They have lost their minds. I tell you, there's something going on. The disease is affecting the brain. Why the hell would they care if someone else willingly gets the shot? That's none of their business. It doesn't affect the ani-vaxxers in any way.


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213,747 Ok I watch a lot of porn. I’ve noticed whenever the video is from Britain there are two things that usually happen that are so weird to me. First, the guy wants his ass eaten. Ew!!! Also, they do this sex position where the girl lays down and the man TURNS AROUND and fucks her facing away from her?? That is so weird?? And it can’t be an efficient way to fuck with his dick in her BACKWARDS. who would ever want to look at or lick a mans hair butt crack. I’ve never seen Americans do this. Why do British men fuck so weird? Don’t get me wrong I’m a real freak but if a man ever tried to do those things I would run.


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213,746 I enjoy movies where the bad guys die painful deaths. I enjoy it a little too much.


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213,745 I had a hysterectomy because of cancer.
Now my orgasms aren’t as grand.
They’re nice I guess but nothing mind blowing.
I know I should be happy they got all the cancer but I’m just really sad that sex isn’t the same.
I can’t really tell this to anyone because everyone in my life is like “yay you beat cancer.”




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213,744 When I cook something even slightly smokey the smoke alarm goes off, so I took out the battery ................ like a year ago.


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213,743 My friend is selling a pair of two year old used shoes online for $200. He says they cost $300 when new. Like what the heck? No one is going to buy his old smelly shoes at all, let alone for $200. I think he's lost his mind.


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213,742 I've started seeing a woman who I'm finding is too fucking weird. We've been together for a month. Yesterday we were at her place and I noticed her car was covered with salt and mud. I told her if she came by today I'll wash her car. I was just offering to be nice.

Well today she stopped by my place and her car was already clean. She said she went to the car wash on the way. She took care of it. Fine. Then she turned to me and said I owed her $36, the price of the car wash. I didn't want to cause a fuss, but why on earth would I be paying for her car wash? I offered to wash her car by hand because I was being nice. But for her to then use that as a way for me to pay for her professional car wash seems really twisted and greedy. Am I wrong on this? I have no responsibility to pay for her car wash. I'm being billed for being nice. That's weird to me. But I gave her $36 dollars. Actually I gave her $40 and she made no mention of giving me $4 back. I'm laughing to myself. I think I have a real live gold digger here.


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213,741 My wife divorced me. She got about a hundred thousand in settlement money. No alimony though. She then went on a spending spree. She bought herself a new car, a peleton exercise bike, new clothes, and more. I figure she has spent more than half of the settlement money. She has no job. She's never had a job. She has a fancy apartment. Her rent is about three thousand a month. I think within the year she will have nothing left. She has no plan after that. It's sad to see how irresponsible she is but it's one of the reasons I left her. She lives for the moment and never plans ahead. Without me in her life to bail her out I think she's about to crash and burn. I'm beginning to wonder if at the end of this year when she's out of cash if she will kill herself.


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213,740 There is a restaurant next door to my building. From my apartment I connect to their guest wifi so I don't have to pay for my own internet service. Saves me about $50 a month. Life is fair sometimes.



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213,739 There must be a better solution than keeping a cell phone in my pocket. It's very difficult to get a phone out of my pocket. Has no one encountered this problem but me?


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213,738 I love my husband. We dated a few years before getting married and always, always had an incredible sex life. He’s shown me things about my body I didn’t know were possible. Over the last few years, I’ve gained weight and I’m not as thin I once was. I’m not fat, but my ass is fatter and thighs are thicker, that kinda thing.

My husband doesn’t have the biggest dick. When I was thinner, it never was a problem but in the last year, it’s become a really big problem for me. I will never, ever tell him, but I have no idea what to do. Last night during sex, I nearly cried because I couldn’t stop wishing he’d fill me up more or thinking that what he was currently doing would feel so much better with a meatier dick. Because he doesn’t have a lengthy penis and my thighs are thicker now, you can guess how in some positions, it’s all pleasure for him and none for me. The solution I’ve had in mind is to just lose weight and try to be skinny again, but what if this thought has just poisoned my mind and there’s no going back? What if I’ll never enjoy sex with him the way I want again?

I don’t want to divorce him. I love him. I want to spend my life with him. I just don’t know what to do about the fact that I wish his dick was bigger. Feels like I’ve been punished for something in life. He wants to have sex all the time and lately I find myself avoiding it more and more bc I just don’t want to have those thoughts. And yes, the sex is still good between us. He makes me cum each and every time, he’s a very sweet and sensual lover, plus he’s dominating in the way I like. He’s also fucking sexy as hell. But the universe just had to ruin it and give him a 4-5inch dick. Honestly, I don’t know what to do. Obviously can’t talk about this with anyone.


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213,737 She’s not really my type-not unattractive but not who I’d typically date.  We go out, have fun, laugh, and fuck each other’s brains out.  I can’t get enough of her naked.  It’s mind-blowing!


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213,734 I hate stories of young people dying of a heart attack. It terrifies me. So why do I keep reading them????


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213,733 I know exactly what I'm going to do either way.


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213,732 The most important thing is for everyone to like me. Right and wrong don't matter. Some stranger getting screwed don't matter. Just as long as everyone likes me.


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213,731 Contact me with answers from 4 years ago or I release the videos of you.I’m still burning with anger at this guy and want revenge but he’s a cop calling coward.you have til Monday night or everyone back in trav is gonna see your wonderful sides spread open


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213,730 My former husband needed me to go to his apartment and walk his dog for a few days. I took the opportunity to go through all of his stuff.


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213,729 Sorry, I want out.

The frustrating thing is that in the eyes of the world, I'll be the bad guy.


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213,728 Redditors have hacked the stock market. Good for them. I hope they can expose the market for the scam it is. I expect the media will try to hide it, as most media outlets are owned by the investing class.


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213,727 From a very sex positive person to a crying prude with one night and a friend with no boundaries.

FML


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213,726 Sometimes, I think about misogyny and my life.

I have never been stalked. I've been cat-called maybe once in my life. I very rarely ever hear sexist comments directed at me specifically. The men in my life are generally pleasant. I'm making almost twice as much money as my fiance is, and he is not bitter at all - happy for me, in fact. I'm not treated as "less than" my male peers at work, as far as I can tell.

I see plenty of sexism on a larger cultural scale, and sure, that's affected me like it would anyone else. But I feel like I haven't had to deal with misogyny on a personal level in my day-to-day life the way so many women have.

And then I think about my family.

They're generally quite progressive. Feminist, LGBTQ+ allies, sex-positive, etc. At least, they try to be.

I started dating at 18 and became sexually active for the first time that same year. My mom treated me like a child who had caused a mess when she found out I had had sex. She yelled at me when I got a urinary tract infection. The lectures and scolding were nearly constant. She always said she just cared about my well-being and didn't want me dating someone who was abusive to me (and he was), but every fight she picked with me was specifically about me having sex with him.

My brother held a grudge for several years because I slept with his friend. This friendship was already falling apart at the time for reasons that had nothing to do with me. The "friend" and I were consenting adults, and it was frankly none of my brother's business who I slept with. He was mad at me specifically for having sex with this person and not telling him. My brother acted like I had cheated on him.

I was very close to both my mother and my brother before this. That relationship became very strained. They held my sexual history over my head for eight years. It didn't come up every day, no. But every once in a while, when it had been a few months or several and I thought we had moved on, it reared its ugly head again. It was an excuse to call my judgment into question. It was used to call me irresponsible. It was weaponized against me every time I started dating someone new. I was abused by my first two sexual/romantic partners for a total of two years. The abuse almost drove me to suicide. My family kept hammering into me that this was my fault. All because I had sex with them. They always claimed it wasn't about the sex, but every time it came up, that was what they made it about. The unacceptable act was not my partners abusing me. It was me having sex with my partners.

Sure, they never called me a slut. But they made me feel like one. Again, and again, and again.

After eight years of this on and off, there was an extended "on" period of it, spurred on by me starting a new long-distance relationship. My brother and my mom both kept bringing up my painful past, specifically to criticize me, for months on end. My brother cornered me in the kitchen, screaming at me and demanding I apologize. I did. It wasn't enough. It didn't stop coming up.

My depression and anxiety hit an all-time peak. I was on edge all the time. I burst into tears almost daily. I started having panic attacks. I withdrew from my family as much as I could to protect myself, but I had almost no other people in my social circle. The only thing that kept me sane was my long-distance boyfriend, who talked to me every night. Sometimes, he got me to relax enough to fall asleep. Other times, he stayed up all night with me so I wouldn't be alone. That man saved my life.

I finally got out. I found a full-time job 700 miles away from them, and I moved away. I got engaged to my (no longer) long-distance boyfriend. I started seeing a therapist. I became very low contact with my brother. My mom apologized and promised to never bring up my sexual history again. It's been two years, and she has kept that promise so far. I've been healing, but these wounds are still deep and tender.

So, when I don't think about it, I'm inclined to say that I haven't experienced misogyny in my personal, day-to-day life. And yet, I paid for mistakes I made in my college years for almost a decade, all because those mistakes involved me having safe, consensual sex. I am completely certain that this is not how the story with my family would have gone if I was a man.


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213,725 My secret? Last year, I quietly left the Jehovah's Witness religion. Most of the people I grew up with in the cult don't know I've stopped going to church, which is why they're not shunning me (yet). My husband still goes and tells his buddies there I've been busy with work or not feeling well to excuse my absence. Twice a week he goes to church online and while he's doing that I get sky high on shrooms or a weed edible in the other room.  I tried antidepressants and the only pills that worked had a $200 a month copay. The shrooms eliminated the need for antidepressants. The weed eliminated the need for painkillers. I keep that a secret from him because I don't want to scandalize him. What a strange pair we've become--an anxiously pious man obsessed with the end of the world, and a heathen just trying to forget the batty religious cult of our childhood. He's such a good husband that I don't mind pretending I'm still into Jesus in front of the in-laws (who are elderly and will never figure out that their church is a pyramid scheme) , but I'll never go back to that door-knocking shit or to any of the meetings. Despite having different value systems now, we've chosen to stay together and things haven't been less sexy or romantic between us. We've only been married a couple of years, so I wonder what's next for us.


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213,724 I'm a young woman. Pretty, nice, smart, but I'm definitely not a model with a 6pack. However, I can't stop being so threatened by women who look perfect. Does my husband like them more than me? Does he want to fuck them more than he wants to fuck me? I'm lost in my insecurities and it feels like I can't see straight, all I can see how horrible I am and how beautiful and perfect these women are. I don't know how to compete with that. I have no problem if my husband masturbates, but there's something about ogling women's photos (whether the women are naked, lingerie, in sexy poses, or just a pretty girl taking a pic). Something about it cuts deeper and idk how to fix this about myself. Is he wrong for looking at those pictures? He's not a creep or anything, but maybe he can just appreciate an attractive woman without it being more than that but idk how to let it just be an appreciation for a beautiful woman and not take it as a sign that I'm not enough for him. I feel really sad right now. I'm not even enough for myself, how can I expect to be enough for someone else

If I could do it all over again, I would decide very early on that love isn't worth it and I'd spend the rest of my life alone. I'm crumbling under the pressure of feeling like I need to be everything and I never will be.


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213,723 Should people that ate themselves into a heart stent get the vaccine before teachers and frontline workers?

They ate tons of peanut butter fudge and now they get to go first?

I need a fat name like Ruth or Claire, a tub of PB, and I can get to the front of the line to.



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213,722 If I don't get a job before I graduate, I'm just going to make plans to blow my brains out. I can't pay off over 20 grand in debt working at Walmart or whatever. I mean, I'm going to school for technical writing, which makes way more than a Walmart worker, but finding any kind of job in this COVID economy is pretty much impossible.

I'm just going to complete my dream as a little girl of being a smart, educated woman and finally having my BA... then splatter my "smart" brains all over the white wall.

I'm sorry. It's too hard. Can't do it anymore.


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213,721 Short GameStop stock. It's at $330 now. It will be back at a tenth of this price a week from now.


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213,720 News stories are saying a third of people with covid, even when "cured", are suffering from psychosis. I believe this. I have never seen such bizarre and erratic behavior from my friends and family.  I didn't know all of them had covid, but possibly they were asymptomatic and they themselves didn't know they were infected. But whatever, real craziness being displayed. It might explain Trump's breakdown too.


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213,719 I moved away from my hometown a year ago and still haven't really made any good girlfriends my age, it sucks.


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213,718 I haven't made my bed in months.


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213,717 I've been playing Animal Crossing since September and Pashmina is like my best friend :C I have no girl friends in real life who live close to me (my closest best friend lives 900 miles away-- I  moved from my home town). She's everything I'd want in a girl best friend. Spunky, honest, good attitude, fun to be around :/

Sigh.


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213,716 I still fly the american flag but I moved it from the front porch to the back porch.


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213,714 Pretty sure that he’s serving me with divorce papers on Feb 10th


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213,713 I'm playing my part and doing what I think is right.

If you're doing the same thing then whatever happens is fine.

Good Luck! God Bless!


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213,712 I had a very good education in Los Angeles. Some of my classmates were high profile celebrities, but I didn’t care, because I was the hottest girl in school and they weren’t cool enough for me. Now I am broke and they are rich and popular :( and I wish I had been kinder when they tried to be friends with me all those years ago. I know 100% I am the villain in this story. I was shallow, and I’m still being shallow. I will ponder on this.


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213,711 I regret what I did. I'm terrified they will figure out it was me who did it. I'm scared and paranoid all the fucking time.


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213,710 She only calls me when she wants something. Her bad.

I always pick up even though I know she's using me. My bad.


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213,709 I want to participate in bdsm with you again....I can't believe I ruined what we had.


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213,707 It is highly unlikely that our particular position in space and time is all that special. Maybe we should try being a little more humble and stop acting like we are the center of the universe.


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213,706 D.C. comics is publishing yet another "Batman in the Future" storyline where Gotham City is *still* a dystopian hellscape. Kinda makes B-Man look useless, doesn't it?


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213,704 My son lies to me. He'll look me right in the eye and lie. From everything I hear teenagers lie. I'm just very surprised my son is doing it. Naive of me. I'm completely disappointed.


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213,703 The older I get the more I hate cars.


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213,702 Kind of ridiculous how the US is blocking people from the UK and Brazil from entering the US. The US is the most infected place in the world. What, you think people from my country are going to come and infect you? Hey US, how about you get your own internal infection problem under control before you insult other nations.


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213,701 I’ll even giver her the clothes out of your home.

I don’t care for you, I never have.

Even if you are dying on the floor, I will not help you.

You are not my blood and blood is thicker than water.

Screw my wife. My parents and my brother are my immediate family.


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213,700 My friend is coming to stay at my home for a couple days, because I’m a single mother needing some on demand babysitting while he is bored to tears and strapped for cash. I cannot wait for Thursday afternoon to get here so he will be returning  home again. This is an arrangement ONLY of necessity because no one else has time or flexibility to sit for me when the hell ever and I can also afford him. Like...why would I pay someone to come here and work if I wanted more than that secretly? That boy best remain on his side of the sofa this time. Here’s to boundaries. You don’t have them get them if you don’t understand them then go fuck yourself. Here goes nothing.


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213,697 A few months ago I lost my sense of taste. It lasted for a day. Then it came back. Makes me wonder.


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213,696 I wish my bathroom fan was quieter. When I turn it on it's so loud I feel like I'm announcing to everybody in the house that I just pooped.


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213,695 My ex will send me an article and then call to ask if I read it. It's a setup. She's really calling to yell at me.

"Why didn't you read the article??? I put in the effort to send it to you and the least you could do is have the courtesy to read it. But noooo, you didn't read it because you are high and mighty and think you are better than everyone else. You're an asshole. You always were. You always will be."

Now you know why she's my ex.


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213,694 Suicide is feeling way too real when my lease is up in 3 months because I'm going to be homeless. I can't put my name on anything, how do I find a place..


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213,693 There's nothing more awesome than a great pair of tits.


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213,692 I didn't shower for about two weeks. Admittedly that was far too long. I must be better about this. I live alone. I don't go out. I work remotely. But two weeks is yucky. I have rashes on my inner thighs far too close to my vj.. A bacterial infection no doubt. I'm so gross. I need to be more normal. For now I'm going to shower everyday. I'm young. I'm fit. I'm pretty when I want to be. When the chaos ends I'm going to go out and find a me a boyfriend and return to the world of the living.


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213,691 I'd love it if country shut down for a month to get a handle on Covid. Imagine a month with nothing to do but relax & be at peace. I've worked through the whole pandemic and I'm exhausted.


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213,690 Aside from going to goddamn jail with no cash and no way to contact anyone outside...purchasing bitcoins has to be the most inconvenient fucking thing I’ve ever experienced. Fuck bitcoins!  


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213,689 I've never met my grandkids and I couldn't care less.


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213,688 I have a new puppy. He's been with me for about a month. Today he learned to bark. It was very cute to hear his yippy little boy voice.

Spoiling the fun, when I next logged onto my computer I immediately received ads for a device which will stop a dog from barking. Make no mistake about it. They are listening to everything that goes on in our homes.


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213,686 The CNN dashboard shows 44 states are seeing a reduction in cases. This is great news. The holiday surge is calming down. The vaccine is here. DC is telling everyone to wear masks. We might actually get through this!


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213,685 My hubby doesn't like for me to talk to him through the door while he's in the bathroom, so I text him.


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213,683 Doctor I know got vaccinated. He does cosmetic surgery. Because you know, cosmetic surgery is a priority. So he deserves to get the shot ahead of old people.

Eye roll.

But the real kicker. The doctor arranged for his wife to get vaccinated too. She isn't a doctor. She's a housewife. But somehow the argument was made that the wife of this doctor deserves to get the shot because... well... because... actually I have no idea. Why should she get the shot when others have to wait?

I find the whole thing sickening.


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213,682 I'm trying to be a better person.


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213,681 I saw an ad for a med men can take called UMZU Floracil50 --- which increases the size of their balls. Are you kidding me? Are men actually this vain? They look around at other men in the locker room and are envious of bigger balls?

Men are fucked up way more than women.


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213,680 I had to make two stair stringers. A stringer is the zigzag piece you place the steps on. Measuring all the cuts is complicated. It's too easy to get off by a little bit in which case the steps wouldn't be exactly level. A prefab stringer is expensive though, like $75. Whereas the uncut 2x12 board is only $30.

So I went to Home Depot. I bought one prefab string for $75 and two 2x12 boards. I then traced the prefab shape onto the boards. I cut out my own stringers. Then I returned the prefab back to the store. I ended up with two perfect stringers for $60, instead of it costing me $150. Take that world!


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213,679 My sister in law is one of those obsessed female weight lifters. From the neck down she looks like a scary bulked up man. I don't understand why she chooses to do this. A woman with enormous muscled biceps and shoulders is not attractive. It's like something you'd see in a circus freak show. She also has the attitude of being better than everyone because she's pumped up. She doesn't get that no one else wants to look like her. It's gross.


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213,678 Subway sandwich shop will no longer take curbside pick-up orders. Because it's too much work to place the sandwich bag outside the front door. Yep, that must take them all of three seconds.


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213,677 Here's a whopper of a secret. Unfortunately it was a secret being kept from me.

I've been seeing a woman for seven months. I knew she was still in contact with her ex-husband. She'd tell stories of what she did over the weekend, going to a party say, and she'd let it slip that Benny was there. I didn't think much of it. They have two daughters together. Of course there will be overlap.

Then she went on vacation with her daughters. We had fun texting every hour or so. She sent me photos of her and the girls in the pool.

A week into the vacation she mentioned how Benny was driving her crazy. Wait, Benny was on vacation with her?

That's when she texted me that "technically... I mean if you really want to get into the nitty gritty... in sort of legal sense... when it comes right down to it..." she and Benny are still married.

Huhh?

I asked where Benny lives? She tells me for the first time that Benny still lives with her.

What? In thinking back I never did see her place. She said it would be awkward with the kids. Ohh. Or how about this - it would be awkward bringing me home to meet your husband.

I'm kind of dumbstruck here. She grilled me when we first met to make sure I really was divorced. And all along she was married and living with her husband.

I'm not sure what to say to her. I mean I'm sitting here laughing at myself. Isn't it always the married guy who tries to pull a fast one like this. But no. Modern times I guess. Married women are lying and pretending they are single. Ohh boy. She got me good.


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213,676 I have been looking for years for a woman I knew when I was in high school. We both worked at McDonald's in S.C. in or around 1989. Her name was Karen with really difficult last name...I wish I could remember it. She always said she would go out with me...and I was always too timid/stupid to ask her out...then I joined the Army and never heard from her again...we didn't have Facebook back then. A lesson...don't let the good ones get away. I regret it.


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213,674 99% of the time I drive without my license. I don't carry a wallet anymore. I pay for things through my phone. No need for a wallet anymore. If ever I get stopped I hope the cops are understanding.


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213,673 I searched around on the internet for my college sweetheart. I found out she died 20 years ago. There was a time she was my entire world. How can it be that we fell apart? How can it be she died and I never even knew? Since learning of her fate I've been feeling distraught with sadness and guilt.


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213,671 You should always tell the truth. Yes you.


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213,670 Your son goes to a crappy college.


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213,669 I spent a good part of high school nights looking in my neighbors' windows.


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213,668 Why does YouTube have ads for gun silencers? That's looney. I thought YouTube was going to be a better neighbor and stop with all the shit that undermines our society? Why in God's name are they promoting the sale of silencers? There is only one reason a gun nut wants to own a silencer.


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213,667 No one realizes how fucked up insane I am.


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213,666 When I was about 6 years old I was outside playing in the woods across the street from my house. Walking along, I stepped in a hole that I didn't see. I was immediately swarmed in bees and getting stung all over my face and neck and arms. I had never been so shocked in my life, my 6 year old brain trying to figure out what kind of world this is where you can be happily walking in the woods one second and the next be running and screaming for your life being swarmed by bees!


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213,665 "We're doing our part, but it's been hard on my kids. As it stands now they see no more than 10 friends a week."

This is why the pandemic continues.


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213,664 As a rule it's not a good idea to put too much stock in the noises that fall out of a politician's face-hole.


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213,663 my little brother, the youngest, turns 50 next week. my god we got old fast. it really does go in the blink of an eye.


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213,662 We got into a fight a week ago and have been working through it but he doesn't want me at his son's birthday party today. I get he wants to protect his son but it still sucks.


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213,661 Candace Cameron became such a sexy hot milf.  I wish pics of her would leak


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213,659 I'm so disappointed. I've been watching a Youtube channel for a year featuring a man who built his own cabin out of scraps of wood he finds around his neighborhood and in the dump. It was inspirational. He made himself a home using his own two hands and without spending any money! I was in awe. I wondered who he is. How did he get to be homeless to begin with. He seems very cultured and smart. What's a man like that doing building a cabin from junk wood?

Well I found out the answer. It's all fake. Yes he built the cabin. But he doesn't actually live in the place. He built it on his estate. He quite rich. When he retired he took on the project of building a cabin. But make no mistake, he lives in a large house on the same property with all the fancy accessories you would expect.

I read he's making another fortune from his Youtube channel.

Is nothing real anymore? Is everything just a con game?

I give up.


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213,658 A year ago after hearing about Alex Trebek and his pancreatic cancer, I googled the disease to learn more. Ever since I've been getting online ads offering to help me cope with pancreatic cancer. Turd heads. I don't have pancreatic cancer. I wonder how many people are like me and looked up Alex Trebek's disease and now we are all getting ads to cure an illness we don't have.


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213,657 Restaurants are not  suppose to have their tables close together.  Some abide but others don’t seem to care. The irony is I can walk in during a non peak time, one other customer in the entire restaurant and the hostess seats me where??  At table that is nearest to the only other occupied table!!!!!


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213,656 My mom is a heavy set couch potato.

I am so angry with her for not taking care of herself; but don’t have the courage to tell her to take better care of herself.

So I say it to my wife all the time. Suggest that she goes for a walk or run, get outside.

But she weighs less than when I met her and she’s losing even more weight. Meanwhile, my mom can’t stop shoveling sugar into her gullet and even ate herself into a heart stent!

What’s wrong with me??? Why can’t I just tell my mom to be a grown up and take care of herself!? Why do I feel so guilty just asking her to be healthy? And why can’t I stop beating my wife up about it?


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213,655 Woohoo! I just received an email saying an anonymous person is giving me a million buckos! I'm rich. I'll never have to work again.

Well, technically, the email said I'm getting 1,0000,0000. Thems alot of zeros between the commas. Maybe they don't quite get how commas work in Nigeria. But that's okay. I'm not going to complain....



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213,654 My car needed gas. I made a point of going to the gas station late at night when there would be no one else around. When I pulled in I had the place to myself. But after I started filling up another car pulled in. There are 4 island with 3 pumps each. Where does she go? To the pump right next to me. She couldn't have been any closer. This is why I've learned to hate people. They are either stupid or passive aggressive.


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213,653 My husband has a difficult time getting hard and staying hard.
He’s 46.
He’s not in shape anymore.
He drinks beer so, so much.

Is there anything I can do to *encourage* him to do something differently to get a better erection? I mean, health wise, exercise, vitamins, etc?
We still have sex, but it’s not often and it’s not as good as it used to be.


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213,652 Feeling hopeful today!


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213,651 I read that today Biden will sign a bill encouraging Americans to wear masks for the next 100 days. Hell yeah!

I then watched a few minutes of the inauguration. I saw Biden's cronies in the grandstands. They are taking selfies, laughing and hugging the other elite guests - with no masks on.

Classic case of the elite having different rules for themselves.

Same old same old.


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213,650 I knew a gay guy a few years ago and he had a crush on me. He knew I'm not gay but he kept trying. One night I gave in and let him suck me off. Not bad but not something I'd want to revisit. He wanted me to fuck him but that was taking it too far. I hope he's doing okay. He's a nice guy.


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213,649 My husband has a medical condition that makes sex painful for him. It started creeping up on us a few years ago, but doctors kept brushing it off. One doctor even accused me of giving him an STD, without running any tests to confirm that accusation. It was definitely not true, and I was livid. Now, what started as an occasional annoyance has turned into a flaming issue in our marriage. Our sex life is in shambles. We're afraid to even initiate sex because we're worried it's going to hurt him. We have sobbed in bed about it. We used to have sex multiple times a week, and now weeks go by without so much as making out.

We finally had a doctor identify what is causing the pain, but not why it's happening in the first place. Turns out my father in law also has similar problems, so, fuck, it might be genetic. It might be irreversible. It might be forever. We are so scared. I keep my chin up for the both of us. He feels defeated and broken, and I can't blame him.

But throughout it all, he's the best man I've ever known. He is noble, and kind, and generous, and intelligent, and so many other wonderful things. I said in sickness and in health when I married him, and I meant it. But I would be lying if I said I wasn't afraid.


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213,648 After Covid hit I couldn't really get out of bed, no ambition.  

Got my W2.  Made 89.1K .  

Could have made so much more.


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213,647 I went for a hike. There was a guy coming toward me on the trail. He wasn't wearing a mask. I thought here we go again. So I crossed through a field to give him a wide berth. I could see him pointing at me and laughing. What a dickhead. I tell you, they are messing with the wrong people. I might do nothing today while trying to avoid infection, but once I'm vaccinated, I'm going to kick the shit out of people like him.


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213,646 Tried to order Chinese food tonight from my favorite place. No one answered the phone. Weird because this place never closes. They are even open on Christmas. I called someone in the know. Turns out the restaurant staff have Covid. I last ordered from them a few weeks ago so I'm in the clear. But damn, that was close. I was thinking of ordering yesterday but got too busy. Dodged a bullet here.


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213,645 I spent this second stimulus check of mine to get the septic tank pumped out. Woot Woot!


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213,644 I hope Joe Exotic gets a pardon.


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213,643 I dated a veteran I met on the bus in the beginning of the fall of 2019. I was just broken up with another coincidentally veteran ex (I had no idea the new guy was a vet until much later) and just wanted a rebound hookup.

We hookup, and then his father passed away...and then I saw this ratchet side of him come out once. Tried to fight his best friend. It got bad and I wasn't really altogether happy with it and then just ended up ghosting him...just vanished. He moved and I really thought he'd be mad at me forever but he still texts me and tries to call me. He even sent me a letter in the mail a year later. Asking to see me...because I'm worth it
..

A few months after I ghosted the new guy, my ex and I got back together and I moved in with him by the next winter.

I feel horrible because I ghosted someone in pain but now I have a stalker and it's crazy because I feel guilty but I didnt cheat on my partner. I might just have to change my number.


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213,642 I'm a freelance writer and a huge procrastinator. That means I often have to pull all-nighters for starting assignments too late, etc. Whenever I do, my husband stays right by my side and it means the world to me. Instead of leaving me at my desk alone to burn the midnight oil, he will stay up as long as he can, then fall asleep on the couch — and that's after he works a 12-hour shift and gets home at 1:30 AM! This man is so special to me. The way he loves me makes life worth living. I always tell him to go to bed, but he stays right there. Or if I fall asleep on the couch and he can't wake me up, he sleeps on the floor next to me or the futon upstairs so I don't wake up alone. What a man.


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213,641 I love my husband. Being with him makes my heart sing. He is so handsome, funny, smart, sweet, and kind. I make dumb nerd jokes and he laughs at them. I sing along to TV shows as meows and sometimes he joins in. He is a wonderful kisser and he makes me cum so much when we have our dirty and fun kinky sex. He is my best friend and I have become such a better person because of him.
Growing up, I was not loved very well and I had no idea what being truly loved felt like. It is like being color blind, how can you think of what the color blue looks like if you never had it? But now I am so well and completely loved that he has single handedly healed me of very old wounds and neglect. He tells me I am beautiful all of the time. He wakes up from a deep sleep and says I love you. I am showered in affection and I try to give as good as I get.
Of course like all marriages nothing is perfect and we have had our fights but hands down there is nothing, nothing in the world as good as a good marriage. It took me a long time to recognize what being loved actually means. I had no idea until I met this man.
We don't have a lot financially, we live simple lives but I know that what I have are riches.
There are a lot of posts here about bad marriages, and people who love nothing more than to say marriages are crap. But there are good ones, too. They still exist. I have the incredible fortune of being in one.
Life is too short to be stuck in a marriage that is unhappy. As I look at my husband with his now grey beard I realize that time is all we have, that one day we will be without the other and so I must cherish these beautiful days with all of my heart.




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213,639 After getting vaccinated I have to wait indoors for 30 minutes in a room with many people. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I have not been indoors in a public space for a year for good reson. Yet I have to do it to get the shot. What moron came up with this stupid plan?


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213,638 You lie so hard.  You weren't teaching ESL overseas - you were dancing naked on stage at a resort.  


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213,637 I like Senator Lindsey Graham.


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213,636 My sister is an alcoholic and it's destroying her life and all of her relationships. My parents won't confront her because they're alcoholics too.
I feel like I'm the only adult in my family.
I wish they would all grow the fuck up.


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213,635 I don't understand how the Board of Ed determined it's safe to send kids to school. But at the same time it's not safe for the Board of Ed to have meetings in person.


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213,634 Every one needs to stop lying. Presidents, politicos, neighbors, spouses. Stop fucking lying!


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213,633 #FreeRebekahJones


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213,632 I think all this hoopla about riots at state capitals on inauguration day is more fake news by the media. Trump is going going gone. The media has nothing more to write about. They are making a few last attempts to incense voters.

There's also the impending impeachment. Who impeaches a president after he is no longer president? Shows how ridiculous they are. They are just wanting more scandalous headlines.

I'm going to laugh a few months from now when many news outlets go bankrupt because no one cares anymore about their fake and exaggerated stories on a president who is no longer in office.


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213,631 Twisted what's happening at the high school. They are set up for either full time in-class learning or remote learning. Each family can decide what works best for them. All the kids on sports teams have chosen remote learning. Not because they are COVID safety conscious. No, they are worried that if they are in-class learning and someone in the class is infected, then the entire class must quarantine and the the sports kid might miss a game. So the coaches have forced all sports kids to do full time remote.

This seems very wrong to me. The point of school is academic education, not sports. Sports can be fun, but it should not be the prime focus. Many of these kids need to be in a classroom learning. But the coach, who is not an educator, is forcing them not to go into school, all so they can play on a field.

No wonder why America keeps falling in the educational test score ranks when compared to other countries.


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213,630 This friend I’ve had for a couple years. I am so fed up with him. He knows I do not want to date him,, I’ve been very clear about this. But nothing I say really seems to get through to him these days and we can just be hanging out and Poof! something stupid and unrelated will trigger some kind of emotional waterfall that is always related to the fact that I won’t be with him. Like he doesn’t seem to care if I even really want to be with him. All he sees is “I want you and I don’t understand how you could just say you don’t feel the same. Why don’t you just choose to feel the same?”  Always he’s upset, fucking crying, making scenes, and pressuring me to just do what he wants. I tell him I cannot simply stop loving my child’s father and it’s not personal. That is a lie. I really do love baby daddy and would rather be with him...but I wouldn’t  ever date this other guy even he was last man on earth. It’s not that I don’t want a relationship, it is that I don’t want one with HIM, and yet he continuously guilt trips on me and pressures me, and gently reminds me of the fact that my lack of consensus on this subject makes him feel like his life is not worth living and he’s hopeless all the time. The last time just got really really bad around a year ago and he started gently threatening suicide am I response was to send the sheriffs department to check on him rather than Benj his manipulation. But yeah there it is the fact is I would never be with him for any amount of incentive on the planet. I find his behavior creepy, very self-centered, and I don’t think he knows what love is because he really loves me he would not want me to feel bad all the time and say that I lead him on.He would not tell his family only that I hurt him multiple times and want to be hostile towards me I’m not defending me. J—- That’s not love, buddy. That is you wanting what you want and not giving a fuck how I feel about it and I will never be with you because you don’t respect my boundaries and as a matter fact after the way you’ve acted the past couple of weeks I think I’ve decided to end our friendship. We could’ve been great friends but apparently you don’t know what a great friend is either. All I want at the moment is to never see you again and I don’t really care if it makes you blow your fucking brains out I just need you to leave me alone and quit being so weird and nasty to me. Just stop fucking trying to date me, it will never happen.  It’s not my job to keep some sad sack from being sad all the time. There’s nothing sexy about people who act like this. It’s not cool to be a dick to any other man who speaks to me, and it’s not okay to guilt trip me when I need you to go home so I can do shit around my home. Get some help, and get it now. Once you’ve developed a relationship with a shrink and fix yourself well enough to not be histrionic and weird, I would like for you to still not call me because I don’t want to hear about it I don’t care about your inner journey, I don’t like having these emotionally exhausting conversations with you. So when she fix yourself still find someone else and still stay away from me.


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213,629 After seeing me yesterday he said I looked different like I had a brighter soul


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213,627 My wife becomes a different person in the evening. She turns mean. Something must change with her chemistry. Maybe she has lower blood sugar. Maybe she needs sleep. I don't know. But she becomes a cunt.


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213,626 Phones have a feature where you can block a caller and the caller doesn't know. All the caller hears is the phone ringing but no one picks up. I'm sure this has some good uses. You can block someone without them getting upset.

But what I want is a feature where I block someone and they get a recording saying they have been intentionally blocked because I don't want to hear from them anymore. I don't want the blocking to be a secret. I want it to hurt the caller.


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213,625 My husband is the only man I know who doesn’t watch football. I told him he should watch it even if he doesn’t like it because it’s a social thing. We will get invited to more places and have more friends. He ignores me. He’s not a guy’s guy.


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213,624 I love my gf but I hate the fact that I smell her ass during sex.
I told her to be more hygienic but it still smells regularly.

She's also boring as hell during sex, just lying there and doing nothing herself. BJ once a year maybe...

I want a clean girl thats much hornier

We're dating for 5 years and she wants to buy a house now, but i'm thinking I should stop this.


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213,622 Girlfriend wants more time to herself for work and kids.  Wednesday nights, and wknd.
I'll take the extra time to fuck sidechicks.


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213,621 I want a spouse that’s a friend. My husband spends his time arguing with me while all i want to do is suck a dick , but i can’t suck the dick of someone who can’t even get along with me. He doesn’t joke, he doesn’t laugh, we have nothing in common. I need a good three weeks away from him while i try to figure out if I’m good never seeing him again.


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213,620 I hate when my wife gets her period. She needs too much sleep every time it comes! She can’t take care of her normal duties, and complains of cramps to much. I don’t care about your dumb cramps!!! Where’s my dinner? Why can’t you control the kids???

Why do you have to break down every month?!?!

I want to return my wife robot to exchange for another. This one requires to much rest.




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213,619 The most important thing to my wife is her sleep schedule. Nothing can disrupt her sleep schedule. If the kids have to stay up late to work on homework, my wife won't help. If the kids are sick and need someone to sit with them in the night, my wife won't help. I swear, the house could be on fire, but if it would disrupt her sleep schedule, she won't get out of bed.


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213,618 I’m not demanding, you’re just lazy.

Like your fat momma.


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213,616 "Mondays are for fresh starts :) "

Oh shut the fuck up with your naive trite sayings.


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213,615 I've come to realize I have a short fuse. This is not a good attribute. Some people set me off. I believe it's not entirely my fault. I put in effort to make good choices. I do my homework. I consider all the possibilities. I make a final decision on the best way to proceed. Then inevitably some knucklehead will come along at the last moment and try to change the plans. I lose my patience and lash out.

If I wasn't so conscientious, like if I didn't put in any effort to begin with, then I wouldn't lash out. I'd assume the knucklehead knew what he was doing. But seeing I did put in the effort, I can recognize the knucklehead for what he is. It bugs me that he's arrogant enough to try to sway opinions when he doesn't know what he's talking about.

All this is my way of saying I'd be better liked if I was dumb and lazy.

It's a difficult choice. To make good decisions, but it means I'm disliked. Or make no decisions and have more friends.


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213,614 I am surrounded by pleasant businesses aquatints...but can't count any one of them as an actual friend. I'm know how to make money but not much else it seems.


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213,613 I don't like my wife.She doesn't have a good personality. She is bitter and demanding. The only reason I started dating her was because on the first date we went to the beach. When we got back to the car she changed out of her bathing suit in front of me. She had the prettiest tiny pussy. I instantly wanted it. I held on for a few more dates to get access. Then I was too lazy to break up with her. I stayed on for more pussy. All these years later and I've lost interest in her pussy and have to deal with her verbal ugliness everyday. I wish we had gone bowling on the first date. Then I never would have seen her pussy and I'd be in a much better place now.


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213,612 I log in to the school website to see my son's grades. The system is setup so it logs me out after five minutes. I guess that's so parents don't spend more than five minutes being concerned about how their child is doing in school.

Hey I have an idea. Let the parents stay logged in for an hour. Why on earth would you boot them off after only five minutes?


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213,611 I hate how my siblings are still friends with my ex boyfriend.


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213,610 Why do fat people so often open their mouth for selfies. Bad juju. They look like they are about to stuff a cream puff in the gaping mouth hole. It reminds us they are fat. Fat people, close the trap when taking a photo.


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213,609 There's this community bike group. They have leisurely bike outings every Saturday. At the end of their ride they post a group photo to their Facebook page. I notice there is this one rider who always turns his head away from the camera. We can never see his face. He's obviously avoiding having his picture posted in public. I've come to the conclusion he's in the witness protection program.


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213,608 What's with midwestern girls? In high school they are the prettiest thing ever. By 25 they are all obese baby mommas.


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213,607 You would be surprised how many women will have sex for a few bucks. I'm not talking about hookers, either. I mean your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter. The cute cashier at the market. A lot of them can be had basically for pocket change. I've been doing this for nearly forty years.


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213,606 In and Out makes the best burger!


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213,605 Look at what happened in Congress during the siege. The officials were whisked off to a crowded secret room with 400 peers. Many were not wearing masks. Now four of them are sick. But think about it. They were inoculated a month ago. So how are they getting sick? Many think the vaccine is a cure-all. It is not.


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213,604 I'm officially divorced. Time to find a new husband.


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213,603 Yesterday, my husband and I went for a hike. At some point, I had to pee, so we went off the trail and hiked further into the forest until we felt totally secluded. I went into a corner and pulled my pants down to squat and pee, then when I was done started shaking a bit to get the drips off. As I shook my butt, I saw my husband watching inquisitively. “What are you doing?” he asked, and I told him about the drippies. Since he was still watching, I started shaking my ass a bit more sexually, then he laughed. “You better stop before I go over and fuck you,” he said. That immediately turned me on so I straightened my legs and bent over and spread my asshole open. He raced over and rubbed my freshly pissed pussy, then shoved his hard dick inside of me. It was incredibly sexy. One more trail to add to our list of nature fucks!

The other part is this: my interest in peeing during sex and getting peed on is growing rapidly. My husband isn’t super into and that’s fine, but I have a growing theory that he’s growing more and more comfortable with the idea. One, he said he would pee on my foot in the shower so I could try it out. Two, when he’s eaten me out there are times where I suspect I’ve leaked a little bit of pee (unintentionally, I struggle with incontinence and he knows this) and I’ve noticed how enthusiastically he eats my pussy even when I think I’ve tinkled a bit. Three, he rubbed my pussy after I peed during our hike fuck! I mentioned it to him and that I was shocked but he thought nothing of it at all.

I have no intention of pushing him into this. I don’t mind waiting and watching porn in the meantime — but I hope it’s something he grows to be comfortable with. I have this fantasy where he eats me out and begs me to piss while he’s licking me. So hot. I love you with all my heart and pussy, baby.


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213,602 I was married once. Worst experience of my life. I'll never get married again. Women have shown interest. I keep my distance though. My ex-wife on the other hand is eager to remarry. But no guy will have her. She continues to show everyone how troublesome she can be that all the men run away. Funny how this is working out.


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213,601 In a sense I think the vaccine is having a tremendous downside. People think the cure is here so they don't care anymore about getting sick. Couple that with the doctors getting better at reducing the death rate, and people are going hog wild and ignoring covid rules. They are so wrong about this. Yes the death rate has gone down. But so many more people are now getting sick that there are more deaths now than in the first wave. This means your chances of dying are higher now than back in April. I wish people would stop and think.


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213,600 I started a no carb diet yesterday. Of course this means I am craving any and all bread at the moment. I'm not sure it's a physical craving though, more psychological. If I was told I couldn't eat a dirty sock, I'd probably want to eat a dirty sock. The human brain is weird.


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