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216,484 My mother wanted a son so badly that she takes the side of my abusive husband.

If I showed up on her doorstep with a black eye she most likely ask me what I did to deserve it.

I have nowhere to go.

Every time that I think about bringing my kids to the shelter with me I cry. Will I ever be strong enough to do this?


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216,483 My addict ex keeps showing up to my mom's house which obviously disturbs me. I told the police and was told nothing could be done about it when he first began threatening. I have never been home when he supposedly is there...flash forward to almost 3 years later and he texts me at 4am on Facebook that he is at my mom's and tries to call me for 10 minutes.
It makes me sick to my stomach, and it was a fear that we would be victimized by his gang affiliated friends and family. I was accused of having sex with an opposing gang even if I was never involved in their kind of lifestyle? I met him when he was working at a fast food restaurant while I was in college...
I'm pregnant and thankfully have a veteran boyfriend who I know would kill for me, but I'm secretly relieved my ex doesn't know where I live now. I feel like I've dodged a bullet that way. Nobody is hurt, but now I need to put Ring cameras everywhere....love is truly blind.


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216,482 My wife says she hates porn and finds it terribly sexist and offensive. However, while in Europe a few years ago there was great porn on one of the TV channels in our hotel room. We both watched it together and then made love. She normally needs about a half hour of oral stimulation to cum. This particular evening she orgasmed in about 3 minutes.
Yeah, she really hates porn.


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216,481 Things I’d like to do…
Watch my wife have sex with another guy.
Have a threesome with her and another guy.
Have a threesome with her and another woman.
Swing with another couple and have same room sex.
She has ZERO interest in any of it.
Oh well, maybe in my next life.


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216,480 A long time ago I (a married guy) had an affair with another woman. One time she was sucking me off and when I came, she didn’t miss a beat and swallowed. She then said she had an orgasm from that, even though I wasn’t even pleasing her.
I believed her but I sometimes wonder if it’s really possible. Anyways, it still sticks in my head and makes me smile.  


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216,479 A woman (N) sent me a message on Facebook a few weeks ago after I posted a comment on my sister-in-law’s post. She then friended me.
I had met her and her husband (A) about 45 years ago while a bunch of us were out at a bar. They were “friends of a friend”. Several times that night my wife asked me if I found N attractive. I thought that was strange. After a few hours at the bar I noticed my wife wasn’t around. I went out to our car and she was in it with A, hugging and kissing. After seeing me, they both came back inside the bar.
We all ended out going back to my sister-in-law’s house. N and A were staying there since they lived out of town. Turns out A and my wife wanted to fuck and sleep together and they wanted N and me to sleep together. I wasn’t really interested but I’d go along with the plan. N wouldn’t so it  didn’t happen.
A few years later, A died in a car accident and N eventually remarried.
I never brought it up but I wonder if she remembers. Just kind of strange, I think.



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216,478 If I could, I would leave the country and go join the Yakuza. I’m dead serious.


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216,477 You are nothing but a red flag.


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216,476 You are nothing but a red flag.


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216,475 I'm so tired of feeling alone. If you're not careful you're going to 'forget' yourself to a life without me.


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216,474 I’ve made $22,000 this week from Tesla stock alone.


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216,473 90% of the time I lie and tell people their infants and kids are cute. The other 10% of the time their crotch goblins are actually cute. Sadly, I find both of my nephews repulsive. My best friend’s baby is cute though. Glad I don’t have to lie to her.


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216,472 I know you won't, but I wish to God you'd reach out to me to say hi. I miss you so much.


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216,471 Worst part about being a bisexual women is seeing beautiful, sweet, talented women with so much to offer and so much love to give, being treated like shit by their husbands. MARRY ME THEN! Why are you wasting your time with this bafoon when I would treat you like a queen? It's so sad what a fucking simp I am for straight women. It's fucking pathetic.


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216,470 Sorry young men and ladies, I'm only interested in milfs.


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216,469 It hurts to be left out, but you know what hurts more? Having shitty friends. And you have shitty friends. And I don't. Byyyeeee


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216,468 Only a total cunt wouldn't let me into their friend group. I'm a delight. YOU are missing out, not me.


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216,467 I gave my notice 3 weeks ago,  today is my last day. Boss is a great guy personally,  but a miserable boss. They have been interviewing candidates for the past two weeks,  they can't find anyone qualified to work for what they are willing to pay. My new job pays $15,000 more to start with better benefits.  The president of the company approached me this morning about extending until they can find someone.  Told him it's a firm no. He got mad and told I wasn't a team player,  I responded with if you had given me a raise, I would still work here. I asked repeatedly for more money but you said I was  already over paid


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216,466 Tonight I knocked on the door to his man cave and he says what the fuck do you want?

OOPS I did it again. Now to get this loser out of my house but first I need all my money back.

Fuck....


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216,465 Tonight I knocked on the door to his man cave and he says what the fuck do you want?

OOPS I did it again. Now to get this loser out of my house but first I need all my money back.

Fuck....


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216,464 I'm terribly lonely, but I don't miss you at all. What I miss are the seventeen years of my life I won't get back.


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216,463 My boyfriend always makes me go to His house. It’s only like a mile from my place, so idk why it bugs me so much but it does bug me. I even told him he can bring his dog if he wanted to. My place has every thing his does except two roommates sharing the place. But he makes me go to his place Every. Fucking. Time. I don’t know how this is gonna end up for us but I bet I get tired of it and simply quit going one day and soon after I bet I quit answering my phone. I would guess that he won’t do anything to find out why I quit engaging with him just like he does nearly nothing to nurture the relationship presently. Sigh.


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216,462 Your wife gave horrible bjs


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216,461 Can't stand it when people list their credentials on Facebook as "Grateful Dead University "...Ghah, maybe I've just seen it too many times and I also definitely need to get more going on in my own life that that is a thing I see that even annoys me...


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216,460 I’m 50 years old now, but I was a very good looking guy when I was young.  Didn’t know how to use it, though.  I got rejected left and right.  I was a virgin until I was 26.  It was a pain in the ass to always be told how handsome I was, but yet no woman ever wanted to go out with me,if they even acknowledged my presence.  A few years ago I thought about this and realized that the only women who would show interest in me were the really hot ones.  But I was too afraid of rejection so I never tried with these beauties.  But since I realized it was only the beautiful women who paid attention to me, I’ve been hooking up with them.  They’re 25 to 30 years old, and when I fuck them they always want me to cum inside them.  No condom, they just want me to pound them bareback and bust my nut into them.  Yesterday I was walking into a gas station and this incredibly sexy, athletics  woman who couldn’t have been older than 20 was walking towards me in a half shirt.  I thought there was no way a girl this hot would look at me.  I caught her staring at me twice as I walked by her.  I think after being an ignored virgin until I was nearly 30, I deserve some positive attention now.


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216,459 I've had paranormal experiences, but they were all too minor or dull to be worth telling about.  


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216,458 I've had paranormal experiences, but they were all too minor or dull to be worth telling about.  


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216,457 I would love to be in a  menaj ah toi with my husband and my ex- boyfriend.

All the sex and cuddles I'd need. haha


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216,456 Thanks to the Chucky TV show I now know that I could potentially kill someone with my vomit. As a lifelong bulimic this is very useful knowledge to me.


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216,455 This is a long one but I need to get it off my chest:

I work in a small office in and industrial setting and we are attached to a warehouse/shop.Normally the shop would have its own washroom but because our company is so small we don't meet the minimum requirement to have a second bathroom let alone seperate bathrooms for men and women.

There is a guy in our shop, he's fucking massive, like 6 foot 6 and 400lbs, just an absolute monster of a man.He is a heavy beer drinker and eats fast food everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.Heavy smoker as well.Just a gross guy.Well he comes in from the shop 2 to 3 times a day and just absolutely destroys our washroom.Like he is in there for 20 to 30 minutes each time (sometimes more).We can hear everything.And when he gets out the smell is absolutely disgusting.We have to open doors and windows.He doesn't clean up after himself either.Like we can hear him.He flushes and then spritzes his hands with water for 2 seconds and then walks out.Like literally 5 seconds after he flushes he's out the door.The water is still swirling in the bowl and he's doing his belt up.Its so fucking gross.

The worst part is our washroom is attached to our kitchen.So if you want to go grab a coffe or a snack or God forbid you need to use the bathroom you have to fight through a wall of wretched ass stench.

And he thinks nothing of it.Zero shame. Like he comes in from lunch with an order of suicide hot wings and 2 energy drinks and he just crushes them.Then 30 minutes later he's in the bathroom for 45 minutes.I wonder why?...

I have tried talking to our boss about it but there isn't really anything he can do. He has to let him use the washroom when he needs to use it and he can't control what he eats.

It's fucking brutal when I need to use the washroom and he's in there for 45 minutes and by the time he gets out I have to go so bad that I have no choice but to go in there after him and breath in his fucking colon juice stench. And there's always swass (ass sweat) all over the seat and often times literal shit smeared all over the bowl and rim.Like who the fuck does that?...No joke he spends so much time on the tpilet that there is section of paint that has been rubbed of the wall where the side of his knee rests when he's sitting there.

I don't know what to do but I seriously can't take it anymore.Like 1 to 2 hours of every one of my workdays is me listening to him shit, like horrible liquid shit, and then smelling the aftermath.Not to mention for that amount of time everyday I can't use the washroom. And for like 20 minutes afterwards I would rather not use the kicthen at all.There has to be some kind of law.It's 11:30 am where I am and he just walked in with his lunch. I asked him what he got.2 double big macs and a 20 piece nugget from McDonalds.Can't wait to smell that after its been digested you gigantic fat piece of shit.

Just a tired employee waiting for diabetes and heart disease to do its thing.


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216,454 I hate who I am. I hate everything about who I am. Everyone says I need to feed my brain positivity and manifest a “good” life. Maybe some people are just too broken to be fixed.


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216,453 My mental illness will win. I’m tired.
Happy 28th birthday, Courtney. You tried your best.


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216,452 You rejected me.

Now you get nothing.


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216,451 I'd much rather die than see whatever you have to show me next.


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216,450 I just got a new tattoo ($800), an Apple Watch ($529) and a new couch ($1,100). So, $2,429 total. I net $3,800 every two weeks from work. My family calls me Financially irresponsible. Yet, when they come into extra money they spend it on lotto cards, fast food and things they never use (like a stand mixer they bought for $400 over a year ago and it’s still in the box). Give me a break


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216,449 I hate my husband. I wish he’d just shut up. He never stops talking, ever.


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216,448 I find it funny every time one of the many people who have tried to harm me acts victimized by my survival.

Would the polite thing to do be die?

Why would someone that you tried to murder care even a little about your feelings?

Pardon me for spoiling your grand plan to drive me to suicide! My bad!


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216,447 It’s a secret to everyone but me that I am a truly awful person. I’m mentally ill but that’s really no excuse. I cannot forgive the things I’ve done.


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216,446 my best friend is holding herself back and i can't do anything about it. it's really frustrating when she asks me for advice but then refuses to listen in the end. so why did you even ask?

my boyfriend says i should just 'show her' but how can i when she is literally refusing to even hear me out about simple shit like getting a builder credit card just because she's scared of potentially missing a payment? i mentioned the audomatic payment feature and it still was a no from her...i was just trying to help her build credit when she recently asked how to move out but even that didn't end up happening.

i've seen her make non-socially acceptable relationships with guys who were either exes or current partners of her current friends, and it's starting to feel like if i'm not one of those guys, she won't listen...i'm sure she would even try to make a pass at my boyfriend if we weren't best friends and i hadn't been vocal about the inappropriate nature of these past 'friendships' with guys. (a friend can tell her "i don't care if you're friends with him," but that doesn't mean they really don't care....)

i'm happy we are best friends and we have helped each other through dark times but sometimes she is such a weight on me...i had to get friends who don't have self-induced reservations on life because it's just hard to be her friend sometime...


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216,445 I have very seldom been the girlfriend, I am usually the ide chick or the fuck buddy... maybe it's just me... maybe I'm unlovable. No one takes me seriously. Not even my family. I'm getting so tired of everything.


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216,444 If my finances don't improve just a tad within the next four months I am putting a bullet in my head. I am not just saying that I mean it.


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216,443 My kids’ principal speaks like he is a pastor (it’s a public school in California).

He just sets off my mom radar, like “NO. NOT THIS GUY. Do not leave them alone with him EVER.”

I’ve seen authority types protect and be molesters - I went to Catholic School. This guy (the principal) will either touch kids himself or protect others that do.

He’s like the Pastor of all the Joe Rogan dads out there. He hates having to wear the mask and I’m frankly afraid of what he’ll be like when mandates happen.

Why can’t he just run a church full of idiots?!?!
Why does he have to be a public school principal?!?!


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216,442 I’m working with my mom and law enforcement to put my father in law in jail for phone scams.


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216,441 Go whine about it to your secret boyfriend.


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216,440 My daughter decided she wanted to try soccer. She was only 10 years old but the other girls had been playing for far longer and the parents were very tightknit and competitive. Our town had a good team and they didn’t want bad players to ruin everything. But I didn’t  realize that until the end. They told me she needed a uniform in order to play but they didn’t send me the website to order it until the week before practice, even though I’d paid more than a month before. The uniform wouldn’t arrive until the end of the season. They said she couldn’t play in any of the games because she didn’t have a uniform. The uniform was ~$100. I didn’t want to buy it since I wouldn’t get it in time. I found a local girl who no longer played soccer who had a uniform we could borrow. Then they told me we’re not allowed to borrow uniforms with other peoples names on them (even though they allowed this in the  past) so then I found a company that could remove the vinyl name and replace it with my daughter’s name. And then I got an angry email telling me that they were rescinding her registration. They refunded my money but they kept a fee for themselves. I realized it was not a problem of the uniform but a problem that they just really didn’t want her to be part of the team. My daughter was sad that a few days before practice was supposed to start she wasn’t going to be able to play after all. But this story is about karma. Turns out that very same season the team fell apart anyway. That tightknit team dissolved. They didn’t have enough players and so they joined other leagues outside of the town. Some girls didn’t even get into good teams and they were all split up. And the price went from $500 to $3000 to join the other league. One family couldn’t even afford it. I have never seen Karma so swift before.


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216,439 Families are Fascist.


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216,438 I found someone I like better.


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216,437 Don't be part of the PTA if you just want to suck the fun out of everything. You want to remove a part of the playground, not because it's dangerous, not to make room for other things, but because you think it looks stupid. Honey, I ain't removing it. The kids love that thing and it brings them so much joy! YOUR daughter is the one who plays on it the most! Such a party pooper.


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216,436 All the porn websites recommend step brother porn, I don't want to fuck my step brother you idiots! Or my step mom, or my step dad. You weirdos. Porn is good. Why include family in it?


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216,434 Failure is a lot less painful when you think of life like a video game. You didn't get the job? Keep applying for jobs. When you get the job you're ready for the next level. Failed a class? You aren't ready for the next level, just take it again. Got type 2 diabetes? In this level, you need to get your blood sugar under control. Got the flu? You have to drink a certain amount of water to get to the next level. Fight with your spouse? For this level you have to work it out with them. The next level is to take them on a date. It's really that simple. If you can get addicted to video games, you can get addicted to life. Anything happens in life, ask yourself this: What is this game? What level am I on? What is the objective of this level?


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216,433 For the first 20 years of my life, my parents tried to convince me, and my teachers, and my employer, and my exes, and my friends, that I was "disabled" and can't function normally in society. In reality, THEY were the reason I couldn't. I have ADHD and some things to work through. But I am not fucking disabled. I do an amazing job at everything I do. Fuck you for trying to make me believe I couldn't do this that I actually could. Ignoring you for weeks on end is the best thing I ever did for myself, and I actually accomplish more when I'm not talking to you at all, So many children and adults are going through the same thing. To the parents out there, PLEASE don't be that parent. Encourage them rather than hold them back. And to the people with parents like this, please don't believe them. Just because it takes a bit longer to learn something, does NOT mean you can't learn something. One thing I learned in life is that failure isn't the end of the world. If you fail, do it again. And again until you get it right. If university is too overwhelming, community college is your friend, or trade school. If uni is NOT too overwhelming, do it across the country, AWAY from your parents. Don't even tell them you're applying. Just go. You can do it. Don't waste time at a job you hate because your parents are assholes and think you can't do anything. They don't know everything.


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216,432 I see the karma is starting to bite you in the ass. Oh well. You shouldn't have done what you did. When someone is telling you that you hurt them, you should actually take it serious. Karma always bites back in the end, homie, But what if it's your friend, family member or spouse that's hurting other people? Well, you defending them isn't helping your karma either. Remember that.


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216,431 Serious question, why so many ignorant people talk about as Africa being a country, did these people failed basic education. Africa is a huge continent with many different countries, languages, cultures, religions , political systems etc… is quite diverse. I’m not African and I learned this in elementary school.


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216,430 One thing about being friends with skinny people is, they always want to go to mcdonalds. Just because i'm a little fat doesn't mean I want to go to mcdonalds with you. Is it because your skinny friends won't go and you think I'm down cause i put on the pounds?


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216,429 Rage Is More Motivating Than Love.




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216,428 But we’re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.


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216,427 Life gets much easier when you stop believing the things crazy people say.


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216,426 F*ck mirror neurons and f*ck quantum entanglement. It’s ridiculous how much I still miss you. FML


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216,425 Found a box of wax under my bed. Stepped in it. Poignant memories. No harm no foul.


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216,424 She convinced me that people aren't capable of honesty.


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216,423 All you could ever see were the cards there in your hand.


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216,422 Thanks for being so straightforward with me. I understand and can certainly take no for an answer. Although I’m surprised it took you this long to finally figure me out. I thought I could sneak in at least a few more seductions on your office desk and some gratuitous live scenes before you caught on. Oh well, what’s a girl to do. I guess I’ll have to go practice somewhere else, perhaps on someone a little less perceptive…


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216,421 I've finally come to accept the fact that I am never going to fall in love and be married. I meet the same guy over and over again. The same guy in a different body. At first they are fascinated and then just as quickly, I am forgotten. I'm tired of feeling alone in a relationship. i'm tired of making the same mistake over and over and over again. I just want someone to love me...really love me. Someone who puts me first and thinks about me all the time and buys me flowers for no reason and wants to make me happy and provide for me and make me feel safe. I want someone who wants to take me on dates and buy me pretty dresses and jewelry and take me out on the town because they want to show me off because they are so so proud to call me theirs.

I want someone to say what they actually mean and mean what they say. I want someone who calls me beautiful all the time and not just in the beginning of the relationship just because they are trying to get in my pants.
I want a guy that I don't have to remind how to treat me like a woman. I want to be important and relevant and a PRIORITY to someone.
I've wanted this all my life and have never been able to find it.
So yes, it's time to accept the truth. There is no one who will love me this way.

46/F never been in love


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216,420 What say you vile and wretchedone
Who dares to stop my quest began
I challenge you for shire to sand
To hold and lo, before me stand
For I am up for any task
I fight my foes unto the last
Come dragon, beast, or desert rogue
How dare you touch my girl, you toad!
Do not give her that foul vile broth
Laced with MSG-filled sauce
For she deserves ambrosia sweet
That I shall serve her when we meet.


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216,419 Porn (pics/vids) always gets a bad rap, but I think it’s odd how so many actually like bad (unsafe/abusive) dom-sub erotica. I wish erotica was more popular, and it’s great how you can read porn anywhere you want. I think it’s actually healthy for the brain and sex drive.

It doesn’t even matter much to me, from a bodice ripper trashy romance, to a  straight-up loaded with your favorite kink, just enjoy the mind fuck. Of course free is good, but supporting your local indie smut author’s dirty thoughts is amazing too. Fan mail is always welcome!


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216,418 The corners of our lips just barely touched. I could feel the wetness deep down. It’s all I can think about.


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216,417 I see you in my dreams and still miss and love you.  You seemed to move on awfully fast.  You’re still the sexiest, most attractive girl ever in my life and I still hold out hope.  You rocked my world LB.


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216,416 I know I am late to the party once again…but I just watched all three Savage X Fenty shows for the first time.  As a lingerie fetishist and a female I am so fucking for it. I mean, it’s the coolest thing I’ve sat down and watched in god knows how many years! There will always be haters but just hear me out…

It’s not all “my style.” It’s not all for me, but if you are the type to watch it to begin with, you gotta see that parts of it are collectively for damn near everybody at different points. There is something for everybody in it, and what I did love about it really spoke to ME.

     I am absolutely fucking impressed with Rihanna now. Her vision and her ability to find the words for what I love about sex, lingerie, music, colors, culture, and how it all interacts…the shit she is working on is going to be what the world is looking at for a long time, if you ask me. I would predict that Fenty is the samurai warrior that will run a sword through Victoria’s Secret and makes that Brand a bygone thing. I am not wealthy or usually so pumped about runway fashion, but I will be allocating some of my “fun fund” to buying some shit from Rihanna’s line.

It is something that i can’t say out loud, as I’d be considered less deep for digging it so much…but I had to say somewhere that I LOVE THAT SHIT!


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216,415 He convinced me that men aren’t capable of love.


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216,414 It’s October again, and autumn.
What that means to me is that I think about him. I think about our late night walks, the poetry he wrote to me, the leaves rustling in the dark and his hands on my thighs.
I think about the last time I saw him. It had been 16 years since we had had sex. We made love in the leaves below the nearly full moon, and part of me knew I might never see him again. It’s been almost a year since then and I still think about him. More so now, because it’s autumn.
I’d like to dress like a ghost and surprise him on Halloween if I knew where he was. But I don’t. And I’m married. And…yeah.


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216,413 I don't eat leftovers.


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216,412 I'm bored.

Make your thralls dance around for me some more.


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216,411 Dog owners always smell like dogs.


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216,410 I never technically flashed him, but everything else I seemed to let my uncle see. Even borrowed slutty clothes to let him see too much of me with. And once an accident on purpose full view while changing.

After all these years I do feel a bit sorry for what must have been torture for him, and he was my favorite. I sure as hell don’t regret it though, and the wishes and dreams…. Hmmm maybe it’s time again?

22/f



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216,409 Leaving gifts on my doorstep doesn't erase the fact that it's stalking. I'm not going to fall for the "you should be grateful" bullshit. You're still a piece of shit.


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216,408 My now ex spent the Memorial Day weekend of 2019 with his ex and her family, attending a memorial service out of state. The next week, he marched up to me and ask me if I wanted a divorce or legal separation - I said "no, I don't want either one" - the next day, he came up in my face and gritted his teeth, saying that he was going to file for divorce. I just stared, and he abruptly walked away. Nearly 3 months later, after spending an entire summer of not knowing what was going on or what to expect (we only talked about the weather, etc..) a sheriff's deputy showed up at my bedroom door at 8:30 at night - no warning - I thought someone had been killed in an auto accident - she was just there to present me with the divorce papers. After she left, I gently asked him why wasn't I given notice, and he came up with all kinds of excuses. I told him I was sorta expecting it, since he had said something in June - this was Aug. 29. He denied ever saying that he was filing for a divorce. I actually thanked him for getting that done, since I had been waiting all summer for him to talk to me about it again. He then got on the phone, telling his kids that "she has wanted this divorce for a very long time" - to justify what he has done? We are both in our 70's, and I found out that I was to pay for my own lawyer since he refused to use the same lawyer that someone got for him. Ridiculous behaviors once again from a spouse that I once trusted and loved for several years. Where is the fairness and integrity in this absolute nightmare for nearly 2 years? -  and to think, all I ever wanted was a budget for our monthly incomes. His executive function stinks!


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216,407 Marijuana stinks, guys. Like, it really smells foul.


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216,406 Everyone should be with someone who makes them happy, regardless of the consequences.

I'm proud of y'all for standing up for yourselves. I agree that we should all be free.

Hopefully I helped you out of your cages, as much as you helped me out of mine.



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216,405 I really miss liking you.


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216,404 My final answer is 'No'.




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216,401 It was a great pleasure to disappoint the people who tried to drive me to suicide.


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216,399 I just a little while ago met my dealer to purchase an eight ball of ice… got it home and opened the bag to find…an 8 ball of coke! It’s always nice bumping into ol Junkie Jesus. Staying home tonight :)


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216,398 I just a little while ago met my dealer to purchase an eight ball of ice… got it home and opened the bag to find…an 8 ball of coke! It’s always nice bumping into ol Junkie Jesus. Staying home tonight :)


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216,397 You constantly belittled me, made fun of me, tried to isolate me from everyone, tried to get me fired from jobs, tried to sabotage all of my relationships, yell at me on a daily basis, and tried to hold me hostage. Now, here you are, crying because I won't talk to you. Cry me a fucking river. Dick.


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216,396 Sometimes I just feel so forgotten about.  The world moves and I stay still.


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216,395 Sometimes I just feel so forgotten about.  The world moves and I stay still.


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216,394 This woman I know tends to correct me every time we interact.   I don't enjoy correcting anyone because I have a learning disability and it feels really hurtful to me when others do the same.  :/


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216,393 I'm heading to your city today to visit my daughter at college,  think I'll do a drive by of your house. Maybe I will see you, maybe I wont.


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216,392 I stop playing games when they aren't fun anymore.


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216,391 The Autistic kid situation is annoying my entire life lately!

Every single day when dropping my son off at pre-k one of the children there are Autistic. He’s ANNOYING EVERY. SINGLE. DAY! He never listens. He runs around all over when the kids are all lined up to go into school. His mom (I believe is also autistic) is tremendous & USELESS, Fran dresser voice and yells NON-STOP MiCheAl don’t do that, MiCheAl don’t run, MiCheAl,
MiCheAl, MiCheAl, MiCheAl it’s genuinely TORTUROUS and no way for all the kids to start their day. The other day MiCheAl ran into the street which I KNEW was going to happen sooner then later and his mother is to large to catch him. I sincerely don’t think it’s fair that everyone on a daily basis needs to be annoyed every day because this women can’t or won’t control her child.

Yesterday we went to a local firefighter event in town. A 12/14 year old Autistic boy was in line in front of us. We were on line for 35 MINUTES so ****kids**** could put out a fire in a pretend house… This teen jumped in makeshift puddles from the trucks run off for all 35 minutes splashing everyone around them constantly while the mother said NOTHING! God forbid anyone else say anything because that behavior is NOT ok…. After waiting on line for all this time 2 minutes until we’re at the front the line a family friends of theirs sees friends and THEY CUT THE DAMN LINE!!! 35 minutes we’ve all been waiting so our kids can have a turn and now they’re cutting the line BUT AGAIN GOD FORBID WE SAY HEY THATS NOT OK THE LINE STARTS OVER THERE to the People cutting!!!

Different rules apply it seems and I don’t think it’s okay for ALL of us to somehow be put in a shitty or torturous position because other People have autistic kids.

I’m sure People feel like be understanding of their situation.

Maybe be understanding of OUR situation also.

Rant over.


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216,390 People forget who I am . I’m just a guy in the background. I’m very unmememorable.


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216,388 Tonight I'm not wearing a bra, and he's getting a very good look mroe than once, i already did twice. I got the right croptop and can't wait to do it for longer than a couple seconds.

If that's not enough of a secret, i got  mroe. His wife is cheating on him. I can't believe my mom's sister would do that to this amazing man. He's already happier than I've seen him in months. Who knew he wasso easy to please?


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216,387 Tonight I'm not wearing a bra, and he's getting a very good look mroe than once, i already did twice. I got the right croptop and can't wait to do it for longer than a couple seconds.

If that's not enough of a secret, i got  mroe. His wife is cheating on him. I can't believe my mom's sister would do that to this amazing man. He's already happier than I've seen him in months. Who knew he wasso easy to please?


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216,386 It's hard out here for an honest person.


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216,385 A random person on Twitter lost their mother today. Very unexpected & they seem devastated. I wish I could offer to let my dad take her mother’s place.


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216,384 Yesterday was my birthday.

My wife bought sexy lingerie for me and told me I was going to get the best blowjob ever.  "Full pornstar".  Her words not mine.

She comes out of the bathroom and the lingerie is sexy as fuck.  She looks sexy as fuck. She teases me a bit.  Puts her ass in my face.  All good. She starts giving me my blowjob and its great. But like maybe 1 minute in to the blowjob she starts touching herself.  That's fine.  A little tease while I'm getting head.  I'm into it. But then she starts going at it hard. Paying way less attention to me. I realize she wants to cum so I let that happen.  Stroke my dick a bit for her.  Talk dirty to her. Tell her I want her to cum.  Boom she cums like a pornstar.  Mission accomplished.  Back to my bj.  Nope.  She lays on the bed face down and asks me to fuck her.  Within 30 seconds she's asking me to cum.  "please please cum in my pussy".  On any other day that would be hot as fuck.  But to be fair that is how our normal sex life is.  Today was supposed to be a little special.  A little something for me that she suggested.  That I would never ever just ask for.  Don't get me wrong I get  bjs fairly regularly but they are usualy foreplay or like a little mid sex teaser or finisher but I very rarely get a start to finish blowjob.  

It really bummed me out that she just bailed out. I know it shouldn't matter. And I am honestly really happy that we have a good sex life.  Weekly sex, usually on the weekends and the occasional mid week quicky. I also like to go down on her before bed as often as possible because cumming helps her pass out and well I just like it. Zero reciprocation required.  My wife is great.  No complaints.  But she tends to build things up and then back out when she relaizes she isn't getting as much out of it. As an example on Valentine's day she told not to plan a thing and that she had a really nice night planned just for me (I usually go all out for her). So turns out she has a movie night planned for me because I love movies.  Our kid is being babysat for the night.  She bought all my fav snacks.  And tells me I get to pick any movies I want and we will stay up all night watching movies and hanging out.  That lasted 1 movie.  After that she wanted to watch something "we both like" which means somethign she likes because honestly I like everything I am a bit of a movie buff. After that movie she is tired and needs a break and just wants to watch a bit of tv.  No problem.  Fast forward a couple of hours and she just wants to go to bed no more movies. Its little stuff like that where she always has to be a bit selfish. And for some reason last night hurt my feelings.  Like she was talking it up for days and then when it actually happened she basically made it  happen as quick as she could and took care of herself and then basically made me make myself cum. She even tried to get me to do it in record time.  I know its weird to complain and my wife isn't my sex slave but it was her suggestion and I was really looking forward to it and it ended up being less exciting than our normal sex. It just felt really lazy.  I would never complain to her but it just really sucked. Oh well.


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216,383 She was a great source of motivation, whoever she was.

I knew how it would end. I should've stopped before the painful part.

Next time I'll know better.


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216,382 Oh sweetheart, keep behaving like this and I will be the one responsible for your next concussion. Why the hell do I keep putting up with you? ...


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216,381 Dream from last night I wanted to Share:

I was on a bus ride through Maryland to go to an airport. I was participating on a tour of Eastern Europe that flew out of the state and used the bus to get there. BWI (Baltimore Washington International and it is real) was the airport. We were driving through a small, rural town called Salzburg (does not exist though I have been to Salzburg,Austria before).  I ended up sitting next to a woman I did not know previously or in real life who was also participating in the travel trip.

I befriended her and chatted about random things. The former Czechoslovakia being a topic which is weird because I know nothing about that subject in real life however one of the countries scheduled to visit was the Czech Republic (I have been to Europe a couple of times but not this country/Eastern Europe as a region). Somehow I knew a lot about Cold War history and that nation that in real life,I don't. Anyway,I learned she was from Maryland Eastern Shore which I have never visited in real life.

I thought she was very beautiful and nice. She had brown hair and was wearing a blue-grey sweater. Cute and comfortable. I am 32 and she seemed to be around 15 years older than me. She was a mother and I am not. I wanted to kiss her (had been looking at her mouth and lips the whole time subtly) but lacked the courage and  got nervous and embarrassed so I asked the  question about growing up in Maryland Eastern Shore instead.

Before this woman could answer the scene changed to a Catholic church in which our group was participating in afternoon mass. I am not Catholic. Different relatives of the travel group members had come to surprise us. My aunt, mother and sister (none of whom are Catholic) sat behind me. I was sitting in the middle row, the husband of the woman from the bus was sitting directly in front of me. I caught a glimpse of his face and thought he was handsome. I don't know how I knew he was married to her but I did.

She however was sitting towards the front separate from him. I kept glancing from the back of his head and the beads of sweat under his blue dress shirt to looking diagonally at her, cradling and feeding her infant son that was brought over. I began to feel and think all at once somewhat jealous of the husband for being married to her, offended on account of her (why were they not sitting together in church; I would or could treat her better etc) and yet also attracted to him (also around 15-20 years older than me with graying dark hair and a sophisticated manner). Then I woke up.

For the record, I am not married nor, for what its worth, have kissed another woman but would like to. I don't really know what this all means except somewhere my subconscious is reflecting on that desire to kiss another woman, but the other parts like the traveling, the church or the husband, I don't know how that all fits together.





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216,380 I feel great. I don't miss Facebook at all.


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216,379 I love the fact that travel to India is only available for actual indians.
I just know that cunt is dying stuck in her shithole town having to live stream yoga classes from her guru. Oh, no more Instagram and Facebook posts about how you’re going back to India for a 5th time to practice yoga? You’re a wealthy white woman who cares more about how many likes you get on your online profiles. Your life is for show. Everything you do is for show. You’re awful. You’re. Awful.
I love that you can’t go and flaunt your bullshit hypocrisy, at least until India decides rich white women can come back. Ugh.


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216,378 People assume that because my ex-husband is white that that's my 'type'.  "You're one of those black girls that's into white guys." Nope, I'm into Asian men. Indian, Korean, Japanese, etc.  They do it for me.


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216,377 My skin is so oily overnight that the oil moves from my eyelids into my eyes when I wake up. It burns and I hate it.


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216,376 Has anyone else ever noticed that British people, as well those from Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa, say 'condom' kinda weird?

They pronounce it 'con-dawm'. It's the 'dawm' part that's odd. Am I the only one who hears it?


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216,375 Not once when I was pregnant did my husband ever rub my back or my feet. I remember having a single bout of morning sickness (but at night) and running to the bathroom to throw up. He made no comment about it and didn't even ask if I was ok.

I divorced him. Good riddance!


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216,374 I love that I cheated on you. I don't regret it. I enjoyed getting home that night, knowing I sucked him off... I enjoyed it even more that second time knowing I had been riding his cock and that he came on me... felt like he was marking me... loved the feel of his hands all over my body... and loved the way he ate my pussy... yes. You are bigger, but he actually knows what he's doing... everything about him drives me insane. I've had the best orgasms ever with him... he always makes me cum, and more than once.

Don't be a hypocrite. I know you cheated too, and have been doing it since we were engaged... but I didn't do it for the hell of it, or for revenge. I did it because in my mind I was more than officially done with you.... and guess what? I'm still fucking him.


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216,373 You're a grown ass man who starts drama and hurts people for fun. You're going to end up alone. And I don't just mean with no wife. I mean your family too. Unconditional love is not something that families do anymore. Sorry, but you're gonna have to stop acting like a fucking dick. You're gonna have to start giving a fuck about the way your behaviors affect your children. It is not fair for them to live this way, always crying because of things that you've said or done. They will live a peaceful life with or without you. I've tried talking to you about how much you hurt me, but instead of trying to change, you just threaten suicide.


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216,372 I wanted to spend more time with her, but she acts like rachel off of Glee. Man this bitch is annoying. Hot, but annoying. Fuck outta here.


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216,371 I love my spouse just fine. But yes, I would have a no strings attached tryst. That is, if I ever had the TIME. In all honesty I don't see how all of these cheaters and strayers have the time to ever orchestrate such a thing. I really don't.


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216,370 Racist Jesus Trash is all the same.


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216,369 I lead a double life. On the outside I'm a loving devoted church going family man. What people don't see is my multiple affairs,  kinky sex life and gambling addiction.

You can never judge a book by its cover


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216,368 My girlfriend is so boring in bed. It’s the most bored I’ve ever been with anyone. All she will do is missionary and cowgirl. Once in a great great while she will suck my dick for maybe 2 minutes then she stops. So boring. I’ve just come to not want sex with her at all.


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216,367 So....wait a minute. You broke your ex-husband's heart by making him divorce you (but still making him spending time with you and the kids because "we're still a family"), then threw a public shit fit when he moved on with his life, met someone new, and got engaged to her? And then not even a year later, you suddenly have a new husband that wasn't mentioned anywhere in your posts, and a new baby with him a few weeks after that? And now everything online is all about how wonderful your new husband is and this new family you made together?

I....uhhh.....is this a spite marriage and baby? Because it really feels like a spite marriage and baby? Girl, you psycho.


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216,366 LB, I still think about you every day girl.  I still love you.


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216,365 If you only knew.



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216,364 Here's something some people might not know: Everyone has a fetish. Even the people who do not talk about sex. Even the people who pretend not to know what sex is. Everyone's. Got. A. Fetish.


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216,363 These people are really nice, and good and friendly people but dam are they such chickenshit prudes. I would not notice except that they talk all like the are whoa so inappropriate and edgy. But no they really are not at all. It's a little refreshing to find such nice people but gag me with a spoon for fucks sake lol


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216,362 Oh, it's kinda funny that you're going to the deftones concert with your "buddy from work." I didn't know your ex girlfriend was your "buddy from work." She just posted that she is going to that concert. No WONDER I'm not invited. "Buddy from work." I'm not gonna continue dating such a whore.


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216,361 It feels wrong not to publicly mourn you. You were one of my favorite people, I loved you more than I could ever put into words. It feels wrong that the world is still spinning and you're gone. I want to scream at everyone "How can you be so happy? Don't you know he's gone? That I'll never see him smile again, that I can never make him laugh, or reminisce again? That the world is a worse place?" You were always so reserved. You slowly disappeared from social media. You slowly deleted your apps. And then you removed yourself from life altogether.

You made me promise not to make anything public. You didn't want a death notice in the paper, no memorial, cremation and your ashes scattered. You wanted to simply cease to exist.

Don't you know, you lived in my heart and now that space is empty? I miss the warm, golden glow of your aura. How I could sit next to you and just feel like everything would turn out alright.

Nothing feels like it will ever really be all right again. I feel empty.

My phone rings, and I think "how is he calling me?" I'm surprised and let down because it's not you. It can't ever be you again. It hurts to remember that. I feels like a punch to the gut every time. I want my phone to never ring again.

I want to just shut down. The world can keep moving around me, and I   can just slowly fade into the background and fade away to nothing.
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But I can't. You made me promise. I'm here for a long time, not a good time. Because it can't be a good time without my best friend.

I miss you. I want to hate you for leaving, but I can't. I miss you, and I love you, and I just want you back.


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216,360 It's alright that she didn't pick me.

There were a lot of obvious incompatibilities. My feelings were strong, hers were not.

It's not a huge deal that she wasn't very attracted to me. People have types. Everyone deserves to be beautiful to their partner, and to be with someone who makes them happy. I wouldn't want to be in one of those relationships where the woman was constantly agitated because she felt like she had settled. It kills the soul to feel like a disappointment.

Plenty of women enjoy my company on a variety of levels. I'll be fine. This seemed important, so I tried my hardest. Nothing else to be done. The self-improvement achieved is my reward. I did manage to accomplish a lot while trying to impress this girl.

Her choice makes it obvious there's nothing I could've done. In the end, some things about attraction are not debatable or controllable. I don't blame her for the way she's wired, even if it means we won't be together.




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216,359 I live in a resort location. I see everyday, school aged kids with their parents walking around, on the beach, in the town center, etc. Its not just the weekend, but Tuesday, Thursday, etc. I finally asked a young parent why his school aged child was not in school. He got this wide eyed stare at me, grabbed his child and just quickly shuffled away. I just stood there and watched, thinking, I wonder if he thought I was a school truant officer. Hahaha, I'm not a bad guy, I just want to know if they are doing off-site computer classes, or are they just not sending their kids to school....  Has anyone else noticed this? Its now October, and I'm seeing this everyday now....Just wondering.


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216,358 I gave my notice at my job two weeks ago, yesterday was my last day. My old boss calls me this morning because I wasn't at work for the mandatory Saturday extra work day. Um, I no longer work for you and as I told you when I quit, that the 6 day work week every single week when I'm only getting paid for 5 was one of the main reasons.  Not my problem that you keep accepting jobs that the company doesn't have the man power to do. I laughed at him on the phone, hung up and when he kept calling back I blocked his number.
I start my new job on Monday,  when they asked if I preferred hourly or salary I took the hourly route.  Might as well get paid for every hour I work


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216,357 My city is in lockdown at the moment, kind of keeping a lid on a Delta outbreak.  One of the upsides is that it's keeping quiet a couple of the neighbourhood party animals who think nothing of "sharing" their outdoors music with those within considerable earshot, particularly at night.  Visiting another household is verboten except under certain conditions, and partying isn't one of them.  Being visited by the cops in normal times and being told to turn it down is one thing.  Being visited by the cops and everyone present copping a four-digit fine for breaking a public health order is much more consequential, and few things announce a possibly illegal party gathering better than loud music audible out in the street and around the neighbourhood.


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216,356 I married a women for a green card and now she won’t let me out of the marriage. It’s a total nightmare. She is completely evil and I’m such an idiot.

Don’t. Ever. Help. People!


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216,355 I can’t believe you don’t miss me. It hurts my heart.


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216,354 The pregnancy dreams I'm having are insane. I've had like 4 different sex dreams involving different partners and one threesoms...so hot, it isn't fair...my boyfriend hasn't touched me in so long. This calls for a sex toy...


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216,353 For the last several years when I would dream about you, we'd toy with the idea of having sex, but *she* would still be adjacent to us in the dream and it never happened. It's like she was still dating you, but not. I'd wake up from these dreams being frustrated.

You texted me on my birthday a month ago. It was the first time in years you had texted me on my birthday and it was a short but pleasant exchange. For the last month, I've thought there might be hope for the future down the road, considering you were thinking of me on my birthday.

Last night when I dreamt of you, we cuddled and held each other. You were going somewhere unspecified, and I felt very sad because I couldn't go. You know how in dreams you just "know" something, regardless if it's true in the waking world? That's how I felt, that for whatever reason, I wasn't able to go with you. I held you close and whispered that I would always love you no matter what happens. Then the alarm went off.

I don't remember most of my dreams, but this one is still vivid in my mind. I still feel sad hours later. I know this dream was telling me it's time to let you go and stop wishing for a future that is not going to happen. You're with her and I'm married to him, and even if he and I divorce, you're still with her and you deserve to move on with your life with her. I'm sad but I'll be ok. I'll always love you.


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216,352 My cousins sure can pick 'em. I thought D's husband was bad, but he was just a lazy, arrogant bore. C's husband bailed on her and their 3 kids, then had the gall to claim sole custody after she died & won't let any of us see them, and I thought that was bad. Now T's husband just straight up molested their six year old. What the utter fuck, fellas, and what the fuck, my cousins, for putting up with these assholes.

At least T wised up at last. She called the cops at once. Her husband is in jail, and if she has anything to say about it, that's where he'll stay.


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216,351 My wife of 30yrs died 3 yrs ago after a horrible disease that left me hollow. I'm 62 now. In addition to my wife - I lost my way. I just cant move forward (whatever that means). All at once I'm lonely, sad, old, tired, angry, and scared. I have zero tolerance for stress and anxiety. I cant make decisions. Now I'm the 3rd wheel with my married friends. My biggest fear in life was to end up alone. Here I am. I used to be the center of everything, always trying to lift people up. I'm not perfect but I tried to do the right things in life. Now I'm fucked. How disappointing.  


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216,350 I keep trying to re-invent myself. I was taught from the time I could walk till the time I left the house to get married I would have to work to get what I wanted and that was that.

Each job was supposed to be a "leg up" kind of thing: from mill work to office work to being a paralegal, I thought I had it all figured out: a to b to c and retire. No big deal.

Yeah....about that.

I got laid off at my job and was offered training by my State. "No problem" I thought. I did my research, settled on my field, and off I went. I became a Paralegal with a certification and thought I'd be all set. (Nope.)

My wonderful lovely suck ass home State does NOT recognize paralegal certs in *any* capacity, and the State that I got the certification required that to get a job there, you would have to live there, have top grades, be from the best school, be the top 1%, etc.

I had to start over. I'm much older now; COVID shut things down, and I got lucky enough to get accepted into a free computer programming class in which after a year (or so; give or take) I'd have the skills to be a Full Stack programmer and FINALLY get a job doing something making lots of money and picking my self-esteem off the floor. I'm doing the basic things, finished the class (I had HTML and some CSS about 20 ish years ago when I did my own pages) and now am branching out learning things like jQuery, React, Bootstrap, some Python, and JavaScript.

I'm 52. If this doesn't work I simply *don't* have it in me to do something else. I'm overwhelmed with what I have to do just to get hired (a portfolio, a "web presence," plenty of web examples of my work, etc) so I find myself staring off into space when I *should* be getting things done. I'm too old to start over doing something else. Can I do this? Am I just setting myself up for failure yet again? I don't have that "hyped up cheerleader" type of web presence (like my Twitter. I'm fairly boring on there, and it's personal. Facebook, Instagram, etc., all personal. I don't want anyone looking on there, because there's nothing to see.)

I'm really depressed, anxious, and just don't know what to do.

All I know is that I can't fail.

Not again.

52/F


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216,349 I keep trying to re-invent myself. I was taught from the time I could walk till the time I left the house to get married I would have to work to get what I wanted and that was that.

Each job was supposed to be a "leg up" kind of thing: from mill work to office work to being a paralegal, I thought I had it all figured out: a to b to c and retire. No big deal.

Yeah....about that.

I got laid off at my job and was offered training by my State. "No problem" I thought. I did my research, settled on my field, and off I went. I became a Paralegal with a certification and thought I'd be all set. (Nope.)

My wonderful lovely suck ass home State does NOT recognize paralegal certs in *any* capacity, and the State that I got the certification required that to get a job there, you would have to live there, have top grades, be from the best school, be the top 1%, etc.

I had to start over. I'm much older now; COVID shut things down, and I got lucky enough to get accepted into a free computer programming class in which after a year (or so; give or take) I'd have the skills to be a Full Stack programmer and FINALLY get a job doing something making lots of money and picking my self-esteem off the floor. I'm doing the basic things, finished the class (I had HTML and some CSS about 20 ish years ago when I did my own pages) and now am branching out learning things like jQuery, React, Bootstrap, some Python, and JavaScript.

I'm 52. If this doesn't work I simply *don't* have it in me to do something else. I'm overwhelmed with what I have to do just to get hired (a portfolio, a "web presence," plenty of web examples of my work, etc) so I find myself staring off into space when I *should* be getting things done. I'm too old to start over doing something else. Can I do this? Am I just setting myself up for failure yet again? I don't have that "hyped up cheerleader" type of web presence (like my Twitter. I'm fairly boring on there, and it's personal. Facebook, Instagram, etc., all personal. I don't want anyone looking on there, because there's nothing to see.)

I'm really depressed, anxious, and just don't know what to do.

All I know is that I can't fail.

Not again.

52/F


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216,348 I dreamt about you last night L and thought about you all damn day.  I still love you babe and there’s not another girl to make me feel the same way.


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216,347 I cannot believe that most adults my age have suffered through this pain of breaking up with someone they love.  And lived. I’ve never been dumped, he is all I’ve ever known. This is so hard. I’ve been an absolute infant until now. Turns out you don’t know shit about adulthood until you’ve been through divorce.

34/f 18 years wasted


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216,346 Just wanted to get this off my chest.

Around the same time last year, I made the tough decision to go back to school and finally get my Bachelor's during the pandemic. I wanted to transition from aerospace to technical writing. I held off getting my BA degree all my 20s because I literally could never afford it.

I knew I was going into debt to get the degree and I was scared, but I literally had no choice. I needed the degree to get out of where I was at (aerospace) and get better-paying jobs. Technical writing pretty much requires BA degrees. I got a few job callbacks for tech writing over the pandemic and realized it wasn't for me at ALL. The reality of the situation was that.

Then 2 sessions into college, I got a new job and realized I didn't want to do technical writing at all.

Annnnd thhheeeeen shit started to hit the fan with school. My FAFSA was running out. And with my new job, FAFSA was pretty much gonna give me the boot anyway since I'd apparently be Jeff Bezos rich (lol I'm pretty much at poverty level right now).

I had to make one of the hardest decisions of my life and give up on the BA degree. The debt was scaring the absolute fucking shit out of me. My Dad mentioned a few times to keep going and not to worry about the debt, but I can't trust that at all.

It just sucks because as a little girl and growing up, all I wanted was to finish college. I still do. All I want is my damn BA degree. But I can't imagine going, like, 30 or 50k into debt for it. But, I guess my now-divorced parents never saved up to help me with it.

It just makes me a little sad. I don't ask for much in life, but it's so hard. I'd work a job like Starbucks that pays for school, but I'm chronically ill and can't handle shit like that.

I spent a few weeks searching for any community college that has more affordable classes that could transfer over into a BA degree, but couldn't fit any that fit the criteria I needed.

So I'm just fucked.

I withdrew and pulled out. 6k in debt that I'll maybe be paying off for 10 years. All because I took 4 classes. 4 classes that pretty much cost me a second car loan.

All I can think about is how much I'd probably commit suicide if the debt was higher.

It's okay. I'm still smart. I don't need the BA degree. I can make myself stand out. I'll take other free online courses and affordable certs to show off my knowledge.

I can do this.



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216,345 Adolf Hitler's Rise to Power.

Adolf Hitler, had come to knowledge of a clandestine system, begun in the 9th and ended in the 16th century, called the Guttenberg Press Template, the early technology behind the printing press used to record law enforcement behavioral precedent press memories, or else the individual found unworthy of advice to a priestly agent, would be rendered homosexual by public haze, transgender through removal of a testicle, or mentally ill by instruction on Hare Krishna logic, that of a riddle from India combined with bonsai, tea, or licorice, and marijuana, banned for consumption by Hindus.  A practice used in the Transatlantic Slave Trade, of African field workers.

Hitler, brought the practice back, combined with a poor form of Islam, wherein fasting individuals (declared unfit for military or police service in Arabia, refusing to masturbate regularly) would be fed food if failing after fast (a pederast, someone who demanded to eat instead of withdraw from regular athletic calisthenics, for a rapist) or fail to drink alcohol on night of fast having refused food and therefore converting to Islam (a penitentiary system, wherein alcohol was required imbibed before sleep until next Ramadan, wherein masturbation had resumed or begun).

Adolf Hitler used the precedential logic system, to build law enforcement templates, and anyone found wanting, was placed in the malformed version of Islam, the Untermenschen practice, wherein riots, rapes, psychotic breaks, stock panics, molestations, and improper political dialogue was spread, causing his election to the Reichstag with the public panic brought on and blamed in Gypsies (Irish), falsely framed as Arabs by travelers from India (the originator of the slavery belief system, falsely placed on Rome, actually a labor system for those suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome, or the myth of the Dark Ages being poorly educated, actually the beginning of literacy, thanks to Jesus of Nazareth).

With the help of hazes, fasts, castrations, transgender diagnostics, and press slurs, Hitler was elected to government, eventually as Chancellor, thanks to the help of priests who had failed their seminary requirements (they had not been police officers, undercover gendarmes, or criminals information on corrupt religion practice), instead recruiting Lutherans (individuals who had simplified themselves into abusive pedophilia towards children, with an inherited labor function and any deviation from function labeled a work disorder, for being beneficial).

The myth of Political Economy (the Jewish rice and pork investment), Karl Marx (the oppression of urban youth to labor unions), and Friedrich Nietzsche (the creation of popular literature, particularly comics, for prosthetics art to resist autocracy), was placed on the National Socialists, by improper academics, those endowed to the Church, the rival of the three forms of logic.

And so, with the help of Martin Luther, Adolf Hitler performed the Holocaust as we see it now, despite Martin Luther having intended those avenging Jews to become standup comedians, a 'hit' man, someone avenging a crime with an act of humor.  

Adolf Hitler didn't think it was very funny, he was a police officer, and a homeless one at that.  

The term the Jews invented for him, during the 1920s, was an 'asshole', someone who couldn't get his butt, out of the hole, he had sat in, since 'asshole' was undefined as a person, a gross breach of police logic if one spoke precedential criminology, now replaced by creative writing and fiction programs, proper police justice.


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216,344 The Legend of the Bat.

Around 6000 BC, there were a tribe of neanderthals, that bred into prehistoric Celts in Iberia, Gaul, Breton, Scotland, and Eire.

They had a man, or a woman should she choose to be delighted, named The Devil.  The source of ancestry about Demons, Devils, Monsters, Killers, and Saints, all comes from this man.

They called the pagan ritual, Tanych, and since then, it spread throughout the world.

Tanych, was a man or a woman, wearing horns, as if a goat with a mask and cowl, and sometimes a cape if threshing through the undergrass, hunting you as his pray, with a Demon's Dagger, the Ranger, a weapon to slice your throat and hang you from a tree, what you call the hook and sword, a belleton, a scarved cloaked knife and a rope or chain.

If the king, demanded 'genocide', also called 'holocaust' or 'pogrom', meaybe even 'pyre', he wished to end his tradition of personal rule, even if a minder's man, a young bard.  He would have his generation wiped out in their thoughts and arts, and replaced with a new force, the Bat sweeping out of those low caves, bears having thieved them out due to blood of flesh left upon their doorgates, the old bear being the father of Tanych, the old buttlegut.

The king, would select a Samhian, a Prince or Princess or Uncle, the old man of the woods, now you call us the Irish royals, but back then the Uncles, and you would call upon Sam, to kill them all, to commit acts of evil, to make things right.

That was the Batman.

The writer of legend, story, or bauble of gambler's debt, would create such a thing, about a man or woman, so they would perform an act of evil in the name of the bard, but in such a way that it agreed with timely women, this threshing of blood.

And he would take upon him, his hood, or her chalice ball's cap, and would fight into the fight, with such a will that it appeared suicide, but never succumbing to the act of self-sabotage unless complete, then being called upon once more in the act of Resurrection.

These men could see through the future, and these women through the veils.

You call us U'Niall, the O'Neills, or Suib Nee, the Yorks, or Judas, the Lennoxes, or perhaps Nero, the Tudors, and many other names.

But we be the same.  Should you wish genocide, you will pen one man or woman, particularly a child, into the Tanych, to become the Bat.

And then blood will flow, that of the congregants of old yarms, having done so foolish, for we will become your fixation, your obsession, and nothing ends with us, until the black cloak of night, for the Vampire's Rest, when we can finally weep again, crying such thick tears of salt that we were never a child, only God.

Tanych, the Betrayer.  For the harvests of fields, to be born anew.


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216,343 The Story of Jesus.

Jesus's father, had criminal ties.  He was with the Thieves of the Ghast, who stole body parts, jewelry, and funeral shrouds, for various purposes, about Judea.  Joseph, the father, was a carpenter, he was in charge of making coffins and funeral shrouds, the house not invented yet, just marble buildings and huts and crazy towers out in China made from plaster.  

But Joseph, was dirty.  He was a cop.

Joseph, had three Kings, old Numidian bandits, steal the Pharaoh's sperm, from an old farmer in Egypt, and bring it to him, for his son, because the Virgin Mary, and him, were poor, they couldn't afford a Roman wedding, necessary to track Hebrew births.

Herod, was pissed, since Joseph, was drunk, and told his fortune teller, that Jesus, would free Judea, from Roman Occupation, and replace Herod, who had placed taxes on Jews, to build roads, and end the province's history of rape and mercenary espionage and working for dog snacks, established by Carthage.

Joseph heard the rumor had gotten out, and fled to Bethlehem, while Herod slaughtered countless babies, drunk and on mushrooms, trying to figure out where this baby was, that the Jews, thought was supposed to kill him, to become Alexander the Great, something which panicked Herod greatly, since Alexander had conquered Israel, and run Joseph's family to death, running hookers for brothel masters, as a pimping family, before their downfall as coffin thieves.

Jesus survived, as a real life Pharaoh, and shat his pants, in Temple, at the Mount, claiming he owned the Church, since everyone thought he was the Devil, all their kids were dead trying to stop him, because of Herod.

Jesus converted to Zazen meditation, while living in the ruins of Babylon, the law engraved city of dread, the enemy of Persia.  He learned to read and write (casting spells), in cuneiform, unfamiliar to Rome.  He became a ninja, an informations agent, and mastered Babylonian art.

When he returned to Judea, from his travels, he went into the old family business, of stealing bodies and dumping them in public, and got involved in pitfighting, a craft created by the Pharaohs during the Egyptian Captivity, dumping Jewish children to snakes, to see if they'd live, after the Jews had brutally oppressed Nubian farmers, requiring a 'police action' from Pharaoh Narmer, of the Upper Kingdom, on the Southern Nile, at modern day Khartoum, in the present nation of Sudan.

Jesus, cheated, by using Centurions weights, with metal rods, instead of Jewish weights, with gravel filling, both of them wooden mallets, to train.  But he didn't care.

After being accused of an insurrection, from cheating boxing rules, he went on the run, with 12 Apostles hunting him, the Gypsy Kings of Greece, called in as 'mercenaries with a mouth', the origin of the term in Deadpool comics, meaning they spoke for Emperor Nero.

Jesus began to use Marduk's paganism, blasphemous, developed by the sperm stolen child of Gilgamesh, king of Sumeria, whom Jesus had studied, in Babylon, under the guidance of that strange old man who still lived in Babylon, the descendent of Hammurabi, the Canaanite, the soothsayer and seer of all fortunes, the Witch of Endor among his line.  The Roman God, Caesar, also, now the O'Neills, Tudors, Lennoxes, Medicis, and other lines of Europe, particularly the Rotheschildes.

Jesus gave speeches, as the fantasy of Emperor Nero, a cop, catching Judas Iscariot, and badging, on the force.  Judas Iscariot wanted a new peace, and the two had bronze coins in their left hands, the emblem of a police officer.

But something went wrong.

Paul, a homosexual, was offended, at the left hand, and slapped Jesus's coin away, and had him reported, Judas Iscariot forced to do so, since Jesus was no longer a cop, he was back to being a criminal, the Roman Deity (the kingdom of times), Pontius Pilate, suspecting the project to build roads and plumbing had been betrayed.

Jesus was crucified, with Emperor Nero having ridden to Damascus, unable to save him.

When the murderer, Barabas, changed his name to Judas Didymus Thomas, upon arrest, after trial, Judas Iscariot was killed, and Doubting Thomas fled to Rome, to sell the Bible, Jesus' book of Tarots, his only way to eat in poverty, sold to Mary Magdelene in defiance of Roman law, the crime that took him down, since he did not pay with money, his silver grieve of Jewish spy, or his copper coin, of Caesar.

Meanwhile, a poor old farmer, named Jesus, was put to death, as the Resurrection of Christ.

Distraught, Judas Iscariot left into the desert, and reappeared in Mosul, beginning the Knights Templar, the order of Thieves, Marcieallus, later to merge into William Wallace's family, and then the Longshanks family, as the Lennoxes, the minters of guildcraft - the coins of crime, the Joker.

And so rests that old line, Judas Iscariot, as Queen Elizabeth Lennox II of Tudor, ruling these old bones ever since.

As for Jesus Christ, some rumor to tell that he didn't die at all.  He created the modern concept of divided coin, for international diplomacy.

He was Muhammad Ali.


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216,342 The Koran is about as relevant as the Bible, the Koran a comic book stolen from a little girl promising 30 underage black slaves, the Bible a fraud on Jewish society in exchange for 100 loaves of bread under Centurion's rates.  The Koran, is how you convert a man, into the mind, of a 9 year old girl seeking black men by age 30, and the Bible, is a currency fraud, identifying your entire value as a human being, as one decimal place before a period, as your entire life's value.

Let's look at this potentially offensive statement further.

The Bible, is the entire calculation of Hebrew lightfoots culture, promising a Centurion (the leader of 100 men) their own mastery of battle, Centurions brawling in prizefighters culture (a duel, one on one).  Therefore, the Bible, is sold to Centurions, career soldiers, for a spaced 100 count of soldiers, as one man, a removed boolean of loquidity, the term being that one soldier, is equivalent to one moniker of currency's price after the decimal, from a Centurion, a Christian that has devoted himself to the entirety of Judaism's study through a purchase of the Bible.  This is 100, separated from a place of purchase of a singular, therefore the price of a dollar or the post-decimal equivalent, is the entire life of the man in labor's value of commodity, in that region of currency exchange.  Jesus took the profit, a single loaf of bread, with him, to the grave.

The Koran, meanwhile, is an Occultation, the combination of a man's story as a heterosexual, an Arabic linguistic format (canine mimicry of humans to pick up servant culture, a Muslim), narrative to denote purpose function (the Hadith), and the artistic reference (the animated Sharia, from Mosaics), from a 9 year old girl's sexual fantasy, that of Aisha, robbed of her creation, with the desire of other little boys, now transitioned to anyone practicing Islam.

The Koran, is so a man, can become Aisha, a 9 year old girl having consummated marriage with Muhammad, desiring a harem of little black boys, the common slave's partition through Ethiopia with Arabia, and the Bible, the earlier text, is a currency exchange primer with your entire life's skills, calculated for one American dollar, a Snickers bar.

So why do we have the Bible, the summation of Jewish logic purchased for your life, a candy bar, and the Koran, a way to become a nine year old girl and convert to Islam for a harem of black slaves?

Perhaps it's something wrong with women, that they're willing to marry these men, a thief of a loaf of bread, Jesus, and a man as a transgender, Muhammad.

Maybe it's a Scottish finger in their ear?


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216,341 I love hearing and reading stories about people who refuse to get vaccinated are losing their jobs. The small company I work for implemented this policy a few months ago because our clients were demanding our employees be vaccinated.  We lost two guys out of 59, our worst two employees.  We haven't missed them at all. Both are struggling to find new jobs and I really don't feel badly. One offered to get vaccinated so he could be rehired but we declined.


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216,340 I have seen on this site countless times as well as in real life, liberals hoping unvaccinated people die. Well I hope any business owner who voted for a liberal politician that supports any type of COVID related mandate goes out of business. At least I’m not wishing death on people.


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216,339 My husband doesn’t want me me to get a booster even though I have an autoimmune disease.

He’s not anti-vaccine. He’s just anti- our kids. He doesn’t want me to get tired leaving him to help me care for the kids.

Good Midwestern Man. Viewing his wife as equipment that breaks down.


I am so miserable with him.


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216,338 Bye, B. I wish I could have known you.

Catch you in the next lifetime, I hope.




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216,337 I wasn't sure if I was going to survive. It looks like I'll make it though.

Sorry to disappoint everyone.


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216,336 Of course your mom lied about getting the shot - she’s white trash with no morals just like you.

Ps- making friends with a pastor doesn’t mean that you’re in the right now.

PPS - Ruth is fat and almost 65. She may tell lies like a little teenager; but Covid will know that she is not.


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216,335 The only person I'd truly want to make a baby with, is another female.


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216,334 So manyterrible things happened this year that aff4ected my mental health.  I;ve honestly been so depressed this year.  But I finally returned to the social world,maybe by diving into the deep end, but either way.  I asm returning, slowly coming back to life.  

I forgot though, how much I enjoyed getting a little bit drunk and a little bit high at the same time alone in my apartment.  Like damn, I forgot how good this felt when it wasn't forced, when it was my chill balancing mechanism for when I accidentally did a little too much socializing.  

Even without the substances, seriously, let's be honest....

I forgot what it felt like to ENJOY alone time.  It is beautiful <3


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216,333 I told him I love you a few times last night for the first time, out loud. Quietly, in a whisper, as he slept. I want him to say it first.
My heart will absolutely melt. Oh new relationships. How sweet they are.


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216,332 I beat my yearly sales record last week. I think I'll buy a new car soon, and maybe go on vacation to Disney World.

In creative terms, my months-long block has ended. Yesterday I came up with a new idea that could have a real impact on my chosen medium, and provide me with fulfillment and work for decades to come.

My girlfriend who was bossing me around is now my complete and total sub. She does exactly what I tell her, when I tell her to, without complaint or question. It probably helps that I make her come 5-10+ times per sexual encounter. Mostly she's working on a very profitable computer program that I can sell.

The few people who are dumb enough to remain my enemies are all trying to spin or rationalize their years of failed effort to ruin my life. In fact, I heavily played up being 'mortally wounded' just because I enjoy disappointing people who hate me.

I'll be alive, talking shit, when everyone who ever tried to hurt me is dead and gone. The only thing any of those losers can kill is my buzz.




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216,331 I got therapy and finally got control over the body dysmorphia that’s plagued me for most of my life. Not that it will ever truly go away, but for the first time in my life I’m in charge of my life and body image, not this monster. It feels fucking great to be out of that prison :)

I believe I am pretty and attractive inside and out. But lord have mercy, say that out loud in even a humble way, and people will fiercely criticize you. “You’re conceited/Beauty is more than skin deep, you know/Learn some humility/Men don’t like vain women.” You’d think I’d said I was Venus incarnate with no imperfections within or without.

When I was suffering from body dysmorphia and hated myself, I’d be criticized for that too. “Everyone is beautiful!/You just need to believe you’re beautiful/Men don’t like insecure women/Stop being so obsessed with yourself.” I wanted to like myself, but I didn’t know how, and it tormented me every day.

I stopped looking for validation from others, and now I’m free to live my life in the confidence I’ve worked hard for. So, damned if you do, and damned if you don’t, you know? Might as well do what makes you happy and fulfilled because some people will have shitty things to say no matter what. Wish it hadn’t taken me 33 years to learn all this, but I’m glad I know it now.


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216,330 The girl I used to kind of like tried to humiliate me with an ass-ugly idiot.

She looks like a moron now.

My friends and I are going to be laughing about this for years.


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216,329 I only know how to make smart women laugh.

I guess someone else will get to fuck the stupid ones.


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216,328 I’ve liked this one guy for almost two years. Finally dating him. He does feel amazing and does like me too…but goddamnit. He’s a drug addict. He works like 12 hr days with two days off a month and is constantly exhausted. His dog is okay but I ain’t much of a dog person. His best friend is a girl I don’t care too much for. Guess they call it a crush for a good reason.


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216,327 I was high as fuck on an edible during a NASA scholars zoom webinar, lmao.


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216,326 When the smartest guy from your graduating high school class says you look good almost 7 years after graduating....FEELS GREAT ᖟⅶX


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216,325 Men who brag and one-up are a turn off


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216,324 Useful Secret -
Over Macho Men’s Anger button: any female laughing at them.


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216,323 I wonder if I made sure that rent was paid, bills were paid, and food was delivered, I wonder how long it would take people in my house to notice I was gone.


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216,322 One time I was fingering a girl and she shit on my finger. My friends call me milkdud


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216,321 One time I was fingering a girl and she shit on my finger. My friends call me milkdud


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216,320 my friend wants to buy a 55" tv, but insists on buying a cheap insignia brand


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216,319 I finally figured out that everyone will see you for who you are if I just maintain my cool.

The neighbor knows that you lie to me.

My mom is onto you listening to and stealing from me.

You attempting to get a rise out of me is just you trying to make your wife look crazy.

I am normal and you are a cult following asshole and a bad, just like your own dad.

You should be alone in an apartment too with how you treat people that love you.


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216,318 I'm having a baby with the wrong guy. I didn't want to continue the family curse of being a single mom and here I am now.


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216,317 damn ur hot


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216,316 They both look pathetic. If this is your idea of competition, don't bother.


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216,315 You look older than the residents. Shame.


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216,314 I'm bored of fakes.


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216,313 I fucked your wife in the ass many times


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216,312 It's been over a month since you passed and even tho I'm less hysterical I'm not ok. Grief is such an strange and lonely journey. I can't grasp this happened to us and I only had you for so little. I've been stolen a past, a present and a future, I don't even know how am I able to function, to wake up in the morning and go to work. To go meet with friends because I know I have to remain somewhat "social".
I miss you so much and I wonder if one day I will become whole again, you made me whole. You glued me back together after all that happened before you and now I'm supposed to do it again, but without you and with the uncertainty of the future, as my companion.
The universe has betrayed me.  


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216,311 If being loyal means a horrible sex life, I do not regret being a little ho before I met you.


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216,310 I’ve been a hard drug addict for about…ah…two decades now, and nothing has been able to steer me out into a clean and sober existence. Not poverty. Not stigma. Not the lack of ability to maintain a romantic relationship with a good guy. Not probation. Not rehab. Not three months in county jail. Not marriage. Not a heart attack at the age of 30. And most heartbreaking of all…not even motherhood. I’m probably going to eventually die of this. It’s all I know, and now I am thinking it’s probably too late.


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216,309 My mother in law never shuts up.


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216,306 I’m not initiating sex anymore.
Being turned down isn’t something I’m prepared to endure another time, not even once.
There are plenty who want to fuck me. And to think I felt guilty about fucking him. But he fucked me hard, and long.
My husband doesn’t.
So, if my husband doesn’t have interest & other men do, I see nothing wrong with having sex with other people.
If he’s not doing it, someone else has full access. I have needs too.


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216,305 If she only new I’m no longer attracted to her. I just see her as a roommate.


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216,303 I have only had anal sex with married women


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216,302 I will forever wonder if the person read my secret. If you did, I'm really really sorry. I wasn't planning on anyone I know reading it, and I did not mean to cause harm. I wasn't really judging you and you're a great person and I hope you can forgive me.


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216,301 My mom had a miscarriage at 4-6 weeks, just a few months before she got pregnant with me, and I feel like I'm living the butterfly effect and I was never supposed to exist. Nothing has ever worked out correctly, I'm not going anywhere in life. I just wish my older sibling made it. I bet they would be living a better life than me. I wonder what they would be doing today. The amazing things they experienced in life. I'm so sorry I am here, and you are not. You deserve it more than I ever have!


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216,300 Almost all the dads from the families I babysit for are hot af. I would lowkey ruin all of their marriages. DILFs ♡ have always been my weakness...

But I thoroughly respect the families.


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216,299 I brought my family out of poverty. Me, a little girl from the slums.


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216,298 My bedroom smells like I’ve repeatedly farted in the sheets. You know why? Because I’ve repeatedly farted in the sheets. This ain’t rocket science.


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216,297 I learned right before the pandemic that my childhood best friend died suddenly in 2005. We would have been 25.

I used to imagine going back to my hometown and meeting her for beers or cocktails and talking about all the things we've done since we were kids.

But she's dead. She never made it out of our hometown.

I'm so sorry, Sarah. The last time I saw you was in late 2004; I'd moved home after college and got a job in retail. I was on a bus, and I saw you sitting at the bus stop in front of your old apartment building. I thought maybe you sat out there frequently, but I never saw you there again. I've always wished I'd jumped off the bus and walked over to you and let you know I was back in town, but it had been a long day and I was tired. I regret it so much.

I wish I could talk to you just one more time. I'll always love you, Sarah.



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216,296 Money doesn't make me happy,  I control my own happiness,  that being said, that doesnt mean I should not be paid correctly / fairly for the value of the work i produce.  


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216,295 I should have known that my husband is ripe for cults.

He’s a frat boy. Searching to belong has always been a thing. And now he belongs to the cult. He lies to us while being truthful w/them.

I’ve lost him and I don’t know how to get him back.


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216,294 I have a pattern of dating highly selfish people and I don’t know why…


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216,292 Feeling like at my age I have made some of the kind of mistakes you just can't "bounce back from"... Will not say this to the person sleeping next to me tonight


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216,291 I will never try to help anyone else ever again.


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216,290 My ex told me he couldn’t live without me. I just found out he’s still alive. What a liar.


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216,289 And before anyone tries to spin any bullshit...

They've obviously known each other longer than a year.



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216,288 I was morbidly depressed because I thought I had been rude to a person who didn't deserve it.

But it turns out they're awful after all, and so I'm just prescient!





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216,287 Dear husband,

     I have never looked into your phone nor listened to any of your phone conversations. You would probably beat me to a pulp if I did to you what you do to me. Please stop going through my phone and listening to my calls. You are not entitled. You are a chicken shit incapable of having a real conversation.


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216,286 She was never actually that great,

I just wanted to see what they would do.




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216,285 I wish you realized that I'm smarter than you'll ever be.


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216,284 You're just mad because you couldn't do better.


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216,283 I have a close friend that just met someone and within a few weeks of meeting is staying overnight on a regular basis. I did a few basic public checks and the guy has a long list of financial problems, house foreclosure, lawsuits and other financial issues in which have went to or are in court. If  I say anything my friend will become very defensive. Not sure what to do.


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216,282 Married for nearly 20 years,  never wavering.  Feelings for someone else hit me like a ton of bricks,  out of nowhere.  Not that I'll ever act on them,  I respect my spouse.  But I never expected this.  It's a quiet mourn.


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216,280 I wish you’d realize that no one cares.


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216,279 Her boyfriend is so ugly that it's an actual morale boost.




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216,278 She'd obviously rather be with me.

What do you mean, which one?


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216,276 She wonders why none of her prayers are answered, yet less than 6 weeks after meeting him, she is sleeping with him.  Great example to his 13 year daughter. This won’t last.


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216,275 Considering the last time we saw each other, you were sobbing on my shoulder about how you could never be with me (but sleeping with me was apparently ok) because your heart was with your ex-girlfriend and you just HAD to go back to her and be with her....uh yeah, knowing you married her and she cheated on you then divorced your ass actually does feel pretty good.


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216,274 I was making love to my wife this morning. I replaced my wives face with an old girlfriends face in my mind as I was cumming. Weird as I haven't thought of her in years


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216,272 I wish I could tell him how much I love him and miss him. I wish he would tell me the same thing.


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216,271 Nothing makes me want to be huge ass whore more than the fucking taliban.
Fuck those assholes and their extremist violent bullshit propaganda.


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216,270 I think I'm not very attractive nor desirable to my new bf. Just no other options so "I guess I'll do" or something. I feel like the ugly girl that has the hot guy. I think he is embarrassed to be with me. I am falling for him, but I can only go so far if I think I'm just a placeholder for him. I wish he made me feel sexy, and got me off. It's a little depressing.


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216,269 I get somewhat suicidal right before my period. That is usually one of the symptoms so I know it's coming. Extreme horniness and increased appetite are the others.


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216,267 I know a woman who, if she tests positive for Covid but is asymptomatic, plans to just keep wearing a mask and go to work.  No change to her routine. Maybe she'll double mask, but that's it!


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216,266 I don't care about 9/11. Sorry. I just don't.


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216,265 My massage therapist is blind and thus has the best touch of any massage therapists I have ever been to.

I am fully naked when massage begins and within 20 minutes the modesty sheet has been removed because it is just in the way.

After 30 minutes, he starts massaging my breasts. Then I turn over and he gets to work on my glutes and inner thighs.

45 minutes into it, he  starts fingering me.

Then I start loosing track of time.... he fingers my pussy, and my ass too. He is so skilled I often end up on all four so that he can get deeper inside. Then I come. Then I turn over again and he licks me. And he finger fucks me again. But he never ever penetrates me with his penis. I want to suck him off  but he doesn't let me.

I am usuallly on that table between 90 minutes and 2 hours. It's the best sex I have ever had, bar none.

F/50


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216,263 Everybody says how gorgeous my smile is but what they don’t know is I destroyed my mouth with bulimia. My teeth are fake.


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216,262 I think we should polish every bit of twisted metal being used as a 9/11 memorial statue. The terrorist made them ugly. I want to see us make them beautiful again.


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216,261 I'm so in love with my girlfriend. It's AWESOME


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216,260 I've thought about switching genders but I'm an okay looking guy right now. I'd be an awful looking woman.


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216,259 My niece married into the mob. I have no problem with this, You kidding me? This is gonna be fun. I view them as standup guys. We are gonna get along real well.


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216,258 I judge friends by how many text messages they send me each day.


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216,257 I am spending the night in the town where I went to college 40+ years ago. In driving around, I recall all those thrilling moments of realizing I was going to get laid that night. In my mind's eye I see an untold number of panties coming off. I feel God knows how many of those sweet, sweet moments of sliding between spread legs for the first time.

Those were good days. What's sad, though, is that I really had no clue what I was doing. None whatsoever. I can't imagine that any of those girls remembers those nights as fondly as I do. And that's sad.


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216,256 She wants to clean her apartment. I believe her. No one wants to live in her squalor. So she tells me this is it. She's really going to clean. I offer to help. I bring over two dozen packing boxes. It's enough to make a dent.

But then before she cleans anything she tells me she needs to bake a crumb cake. You know how you can't clean unless you first bake a crumb cake....

So that's what she does. The packing boxes remain untouched. The pile of dirty pans in the sink grows larger. The sun sets and yet another day with no cleaning. I can't do this anymore.


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216,255 I miss being a news reporter. It was the best job ever.

I'd do anything to be a reporter again.

I'm posting this from my new job. It isn't as a reporter.


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216,254 I'm dating a new girl.  I wrote a secret about her before.  She is quite a bit more experienced than me and we have been doing different things. Last night we were hanging out and watching Netflix and she strated giving me a blowjob. I was sitting on the couch and she was laying across it with her head in my lap. It was like a really relaxed blowjob.  Like not a lot of movement and really slow and gentle.  She always swalows when I cum. But I don't know if it was because of the angle or because she couldn't see me but right as I was cumming she pulled her mouth away and was just using her hand so my first shot hit her in the face.  At first I was like oh shit but then she held my dick and let me cum on her face until close the the end and then she finished me with her mouth.  Afterwards I was like sorry about that and she told me not to be sorry she liked it. Is this real life?  Do girls like facials?  I thought that only happened in porn! Was she just being nice or is this a real thing that some girls like? Again she is quite a bit more experienced than me so that could be why.  I dated one girl from 14 to 18 and we were only ever with eachother and it was a pretty vanilla relationship sex wise. I'm 19 now and my gf is 20 but she has been with a few guys (that doesn't bother me) so she has done a lot more than I have with different people.  I like her a lot so I am just trying to figure this side of things out.


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216,253 I went to a very bad place. I almost didn't come home. I never want to go there again.


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216,252 i can't sit still.


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216,251 I don't understand why saying go fuck yourself is an insult. I like fucking myself.


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216,250 She said to come over for dinner at 6:00. It's after 7:00. I'm waiting on the front steps. Would you keep waiting?


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216,249 You bought a $2,000 dog which you leave in your yard all day wile you go off to work. What did you think was going to happen? Of course someone stole him.


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216,248 My ex is still my best friend.


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216,247 My emergency contact number never picks up when called.... hmmmmmmmm.....


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216,246 My apartment couldn't be smaller. I think there are dog houses larger than this place.


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216,245 I've worn the same lingerie with two different men. When you think about it, you don't put the undies on again after the area is gooey, so it should be okay right?


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216,244 My girlfriend's apartment smells like a pharmacy because she takes so many medications.


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216,243 I am just going to cheat on you. You've always accused me of things I'm not doing but this is what you wanted. If you kill me, it's because that's what you wanted all along to do


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216,242 One of my friends has no idea what constitutes a real emergency.  For example,

1) We're teaching a college class together. One morning I meet her in the hallway before class all flustered. She looks very distressed.  She looks at me and says, "This is the worst day of my life!".  I'm thinking, oh no, someone died. Or is in the hospital. Does she have cancer?  She has a 1yo daughter. What happened???

Here's what happened. A past student of hers was not allowed in the building. He was dressed shabbily and started getting loud with security. He kept saying he just wanted 'to speak to someone'. No specifics. This is what 'destroyed' her that morning.  (My dad died 2 weeks later.  Now that is 'the worst day of my life' material.)

2) She recently moved, albeit temporarily, to another city. Her cats are still in the old house and someone comes over regularly to clean up. The cats are a bit scared because everyone is gone and a stranger is in the house, so they hide. I get an email, a lengthy text, and voicemail so within 5 minutes, asking to go check to see if the cats are ok late on a Sunday night. It's the night before I start a new job. She knows this.

The cats were fine, just shy.  They hate going outside and run when the door opens, even for the family.  They didn't escape.I did not need to drop everything to check on them.

These are just 2 examples of everything being the biggest deal in the world. Exhausting!


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216,241 I hate traveling with kids.


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216,240 I used to think girls like sex  but found out they do  except not with me.


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216,239 I made such a big deal out of her cheating on me. It brought us to the brink. We did get past it but now I feel like a jerk for not telling at the time that I cheated on her.


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216,238 We sold our house last night. So I'm texting with our realtor just now about the next steps, because we've also bought a new house to move to. My husband comes in and says, "Put stuff with (coworker) aside, we need to focus on what do for the new house."

Me: "I'm not talking to (coworker), I'm talking to (realtor)."
Him: "I know."
Me: "....."
Him: "So just it aside, we have to house stuff to do."
Me: "I'm doing house stuff right now."
Him: "I KNOW."
Me: "So what I am....I'm not talking to (coworker). I don't know what I'm putting aside."
Him: "You've had to deal with him all morning, now it's time to put all that shit aside."
Me: "I had to talk to him once, three hours ago. I told you I'm working on house stuff. I'm texting the realtor."
Him: "I KNOW."

Swear to god this man's former drug usage has fried his fucking brain. Jesus fucking Christ. Stay away from drugs, kids.


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216,237 Conspiracy theorists are wasting time by focusing on the Feds/CIA/FBI. You want to be dumbfounded? Look closer to home. If you only knew HALF the shenanigans that take place at the state/municipal level of government, then your mind would be blown. Like shattered into a million pieces. The level of corruption is astounding. The cover-ups are real. I went into civil service directly after getting my bachelor's degree. No amount of schooling could have prepared me for the things that I've seen in the past 4 years. Then when the scandals actually do make it into the papers, they're usually just watered-down versions of what actually happened. I'm not even out of my twenties, and I'm already completely disillusioned.


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216,236 We are now divorced, after a nearly 2 yr. nightmare of a divorce. We get along better than ever now. He still lives here, helping with a few things and helping with some utilities. He is the one that filed for divorce - both in our 70's. My long-awaited hope of gaining back some of my independence is coming to fruition. Loving it! Still love him dearly, and always will. It's going to be traumatic and sad for both of us when he moves out this Fall. So hard to let go.


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216,235 So now we are going to ignore covid entirely in the schools. Somehow I don't think that plan will work out.


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216,234 My wife told me something last weekend about how someone insulted me and our kid. She laughed about it when she told me, and even though stung, I chuckled a little as I thought she thought it was a game. No, she was serious. She laughed at the joke a little too much, even though it was a dig on her as well, but it was because she's with me, so I guess that made it funnier for her.

At first I laughed along because she was. I was waiting for the punchline. After some giggles, I realized the story was over. I found the punchline. In the bathroom mirror.

Every day since then, she doesn't understand why her husband and young adult kid being called "too ugly to ever get laid" isn't funny to me. It's going to be great when she shares that with her mom, BFF, and sister. I'm sure they will love the humor in it. I'm sure she got a great laugh about it when her friend at work made that comment. I'm so glad she shared that laugh with me.

On the other hand, it does explain my bad dating life before her, how little I've been allowed sex with her. Looks like my sex life after my divorce will cost me at the start of my appointment.

Maybe I'm not looking for that apartment fast enough. Or secretly enough.
It's also a secret to only me how bad that still stings. I can't stop dwelling on it. I guess it wouldn't be as bad if she at least pretended she didn't believe it. Of all the times she has lied, why not this one? I think she was happy to say it to my face but blame someone else.

I am also angry at myself for laughing along at the start. I'm sure that didn't help her glee.


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216,233 I fell in love with her, we had so much fun together and had the best most intimate beautiful sex.
Now all sex has stopped.
I didnt know how important it is for me to feel her. This sucks.


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216,232 I didn't think it would ever happen, but yesterday the ups driver returned to my house after his shift!


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216,231 Everything you say has a hidden agenda. It's so exhausting being your daughter


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216,230 Over the years my religious friends have given me rosaries. I can never throw them out. It's probably a sin. So I have a drawer filled with about 20 rosaries.


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216,229 I once mailed a letter with no stamp and it arrived. Small town life.


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216,228 I wear my undies a few days in a row. Doesn't matter. Who is to say clothes remain clean for exactly 24 hours. That's BS. They are perfectly fine for a few days.


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216,227 If it's 6 pm and my wife offers to order chinese food, you can be sure that by 7:00 pm she'll starting looking for the menu and by 8 pm she'll call in the order and by 9 pm she'll go to pick it up and if we are really lucky the place wont already have closed.


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216,226 There's been a long tradition on my fathers side of the family of the men going into military schools at a very young age to get an education and become officers . My great-great grandfather, great grandfather, grandfather and of course my dad . They all had long military career except my father , after he graduated as an aerospace engineer from the military academy he only served the minimum required in the Air Force and decided to persuade a civil career in the airline industry until he retired a few years ago but for whatever reason he doesn't like to talk about anything related to the time he spent on the military in fact none of them ever did every time I tried to ask questions about it he changes the object.Does anyone has experience anything similar that comes from a military family or any former military or veterans would like to share your opinions I would appreciate it .


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216,225 I am grateful for the chance to learn patience. I blame my human neighbors for my distress. I would never harm an animal. But, after a year and a half of incessant yipping, day in and day out, after flat out refusal to retrain their animal, after 16 years of putting up with blatantly inconsiderate behavior from neighbors too close for comfort, I find myself wondering if it wouldn't be best if I just ate that fucking dog.


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216,224 Nothing can ever interfere with my wife's plans. If she wants to get her nails done on a Saturday morning, but the house catches on fire, we'll then the fire can wait.


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216,223 There are few things worse than a poorly wiped ass on a hot, humid summer day. I've heard some people refer to it as 'The Wolf' and it really feels like someone bit you back there.


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216,222 My beloved husband died recently.I miss him more than words can say .I have concerns about his creepy family



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216,221 I tell people that I don't have a TV, which is true. And I don't have cable. Also true.


But I always fail to mention that I have Netflix, Hulu, Disney plus, and Amazon Prime Video. It's just not as impressive with full disclosure.


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216,220 I am just going to cheat on you. You've always accused me of things I'm not doing but this is what you wanted. If you kill me, it's because that's what you wanted all along to do


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216,219 No one wants a dead guy's stuff. I offered to give away everything for free. These were exquisite items. The leather couch cost me $7,000. The antique rolltop desk from the Boston Herald newsroom. The 200 year old farmhouse table which I carefully restored. Two oriental rugs at $4,000 each. A 150 year old hand painted map of Provence in France. It was a beauty.

When I had no takers, I thought about selling everything at a garage sale. But it would pain me too much to be offered $1. Instead I dropped it all off at the Thrift Store. They will get $100 for the lot of it. At least it is something and the money will go to charity.

People, you are missing out on buried treasure.


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216,218 She's in her 50s and admits she is moving to a retirement community in Florida to find an 80 year old geezer to marry for his money. Is it only women who think this way? Or do men seek out fake love as a way to get money? I could never throw away the last 30 years of my life while pretending to love someone as a way to get cash. I'd sooner work at Walmart to get a paycheck.


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216,217 You watch porn and masturbate. I think about my boss, my ex, and my coworker having a 4 way. We are not the same.


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216,216 How about we refuse to pay DeSantis' salary until he pays the BOE salaries.

What did we elect? A bullying dictator? He's going to mess up my kid's education so he can get his political way with masks? Really, he's going to take it out on our children? Get this fucker out of office.


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216,215 I have worked two separate jobs in my municipality in the last decade. Town jobs, all the perks, 401k, Blue Cross insurance, blah blah. In both jobs the annual raise was $.25 per year. You read that right.

Since Covid I no longer work for the town, I work for a private company. I have been with them for almost six months. In that time I was given a raise of $5.00 per hour. Sure I'm on insurance I have to pay for, no 401k - now I just need to continue to contribute to my IRA for retirement. I now make $5.00 per hour more than the job I lost working for the town when Covid started.

Essentially I work less hours making more money in my new job. It is work I never would have pictured myself doing, yet I'm singing every day. I wake up grateful and happy to go to work. When Covid first happened and I lost my previous employment I was devastated. I could have never dreamed I would be this happy in such a different profession from my previous work. When one door closes, sometime double doors open out to the best place possible, only you don't know it just yet.


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216,213 This friend of mine always seemed to be a little *extra to me when she had too much wine, especially when we were left alone, but we never actually did anything to get in trouble. Maybe it was because she was my wife's BFF.

She got married five years ago this weekend, and of course we were there. Five minutes before the official start happened, I saw her taking a moment to herself. Totally alone and looking like an angel in that dress. She'd be a married woman ten minutes later, and she made half a move. Neither of us could take that last step, and it's good because we would have been caught by her future MIL. Eek.

Every damn year, I spend at least a week regretting that we never shared that kiss we both wanted. That last tight hug. That little moan she'd sometimes whisper when we had a long private hug.

JP - Just in case you still think about that tension, please know that I regret not following my heart. I hope you still think about me sometimes, and that it's nice things. I hope your marriage works better than I predicted, but maybe I didn't like him because I'm jealous of him.


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216,212 I'm really getting tired of sex with my wife. I think this is her plan.
About twice a year I'll get some lifeless pity sex, so I slowed down on trying to pursue her for it. But then she got mad I wasn't trying. We tried working on fixing our sex life, but I saw her give up a couple of days in.

Then she "discovered" that one specific player-style guy that paid the right kind of attention to her. The over-the-top stupid lies/flattery and maintaining a certain boy band appearance he was a decade too old for? She f-ing loved it. She claimed he was just a close friend, no different than a girlfriend who happened to be male. Uh-huh.

Oddly enough, she initiated sex a lot more. Total coincidence it was always within a few hours of seeing him. The novelty has been fading lately though. She still only does so much, I guess there's too much of me poking through the mask she sees over me. It's kind of funny though how she's "learned" a few new tricks in bed, as well as deciding she now likes things she hated before. Almost overnight.

The funny thing is we get along fairly well otherwise. I'm thinking I should ignore them a bit more and get myself a girlfriend. I say that like it's possible... HAHAHA riiiight. It's not a guess, I know she's getting some on the side. I wish I would have let myself years ago when I was still an option for anyone.

She is super competitive. She played the long game. She straight-up used me and broke the sex department in my brain. She fucking won. I hope she's miserable being happy.

I've never been with a woman who didn't cheat on me. I've seriously got a dark&deep private hate for women growing in me. But I can't ever say it or show it. It could ruin my career.


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216,211 My father can go fuck himself. He is the most manipulative person I have ever known.


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216,210 I have achieved everything I wanted and fought for so why am I so god damn depressed?


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216,209 I wish Jeff was my real dad. Instead, I have you. Family isn't just blood, you know.


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216,208 My wife kicked over an anti-mask sign in someone's yard. I'm proud of her.


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216,207 Last night I had to drive a few of my daughter's friends somewhere, and in a parking lot we saw some free puppies, so all but one friend got out. In the 30 seconds no eyes were on us, she made me look back, then lifted her shirt to flash her boobs for 2 seconds. She whispered "I have no idea why I did that."

A few hours on the road later, she did it for almost a minute while the others were sleeping and I could see in the mirror. She said "I've always wanted to do it, we both liked it, and you'll never tell anyone or hurt me, so why not?"

I was wide awake for the rest of the drive! It kind of stung though. It hurt. I realized that for the first time in a decade, a lady actually wanted me to just see her boobs, and I've been married for 15 years. Damn what a nice view. It was the nicest thing anyone has done for me since I don't know when. Looks like I now am happy to hurt?

Sorry J, I had to break my promise because I had to tell someone, so now I have.


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216,206 There are too many people outside. Maybe we could have shifts. Depending on the first letter of your last name, people will get an hour to freely walk around.


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216,205 I've been looking at the ceilings in all the rooms I frequent . I'm looking for a suitable rafter.


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216,204 When the staff at the hospital aren't even wearing masks, there's no hope for mankind.


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216,203 Ten seconds after being introduced to someone new, I forget their name.


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216,202 I mailed an important letter but it never arrived. I think I forgot to put a stamp on it. I'm such a fuckup.


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216,201 We went through a rough patch. She cheated. It broke my heart. We discussed it. She fessed up and seemed slightly conciliatory. But I later found out she lied about the details. She slept with him many times, not only once. She slept with him in our bed. She took him to a family wedding on her side while telling me she went alone. This hurts. Everyone in her family watched her cheat on me. I was the only sucker who didn't know. I could have dealt with the cheating. But to lie about it, to me it changes things. She is protecting him while not caring if she embarrasses me. This has to be the end of the line.


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216,200 There have been a few instances when people who do not like me have checked out my facebook page. If you understand the algorithm, you probably understand how to figure it out.
Anyways, I've decided to stop hiding and being ashamed of my past. Oops. I made some interesting choices. Oh well!
Now when their names come up I send them a friend request. Lol! They don't accept, but it gives me some amusement to know that I probably have messed with their heads ha!!


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216,199 I know of 2 families on social media that chose not to vaccinate, both families (different states ) husband, wife, kids now have COVID and are all about asking for prayers because it's the sickest they have ever been and 90 plus comments of "prayers sent", do you need anything etc. it is taking everything I have not to comment and be rude, snarky, I told you so etc. why are people so hesitant, I am literally trying to figure out why perfectly average people are so hesitant to get the vaccine.


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216,198 I found out our elected official came down with COVID-19 last year. This spring he received the vaccination. Now he announced he has COVID-19 again. I don't speak meanly of anyone, but I wish republicans would open their eyes. The world has never encountered anything like this illness. Think! You are not safe. Stop spewing your random garbage. You are hurting people, including yourselves!


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216,197 People really disown their parents because of politics. Those people have no idea how fucking lucky they are. Some people have parents who are actively trying to hurt them. Do you know how fucking stupid you sound? Your friend is like "I disowned my parents because they abused me sexually" and you have to chime in with "I disowned my parents because they voted for the wrong person". Aren't you embarrassed?


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216,196 Stop being a drama queen. What the hell is wrong with you. Stop telling everyone else how to grieve. Let people grieve in their own way. Who the hell do you think you are? You pull that shit with me and I'll punch your fucking lights out.


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216,195 She's not into me. She says she'll be over in 5 minutes. She shows up 3 hours later. I get it. She's texting or talking to someone else. I'm not into being the 2nd choice. Buh bye.


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216,194 NOT offending you is impossible as you get offended by literally everything. I am not talking about political stuff either.

1. You got mad at me for believing that aliens might exist. I said maybe somewhere else. I didnt know if they exist near here. You said I lived in a fantasy world.
2. You got offended at me liking buffets. I do not know how you could get offended by that. There is literally nothing I could say as thats just so bizarre you got offended by me liking food buffets.
3. You got offended by me poking fun at myself for being poor. It doesnt poke fun at you or anyone else but myself. But yet you got offended.
4. You got offended by the fact I believed in an afterlife that included reincarnation. I didnt force it upon you. I just merely stated I think reincarnation exists and people sometimes have memories from past lives. Other peoples beliefs offend you.
5. You dented your own garage door by running your car into it and not paying attention. You decided to blame it on me. I explained that you admitted to running into it and asking how exactly its my fault as I was never present during it nor was I distracting you. That somehow offended you that I DARE defend myself against an accusation.
6. You got offended by the fact that I can not help and jump for you each time you need help. I have my own life with work and other obligations. Because I was nice I try to help but when I cant it offends you greatly.
7. I defended myself once again from an accusation of wrongdoing. You said I messed up your computer by showing you how to install one of your tax programs properly from the CD it came in. You said I gave you a virus as I installed it wrong. I followed the direction listed in the manual. How could it have a virus?. When I explained this you got so offended you tore up the manual, screamed like a baby and destroyed your own computer desk. Again defending myself offends you.

You are an older woman who acts like a fucking baby. Sometimes even like a Karen. Grow the fuck up and stop expecting the world to fucking cater to you and skirt around your sensibilities.




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216,193 I lied to the doctors. I said I had a ride home from surgery. I didn't. I have no friends. I went through three hours of general anesthesia and then three hours in the recovery room, then I drove myself home.


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216,192 He made a big deal out of putting up a sign saying "Unmask Our Kids". I drove by his house. The sign is hanging on the tool shed in the back. You can't even read it from the street. Yeah, big tough guy. He's too embarrassed by his stance to let anyone see his sign.


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216,191 Alcohol has ruined my entire life since I was 12.. Ive tried everything to stop, but it's taken everything from me and I'm only 30.
I won't let it take her from me. Not her. I'm done.


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216,190 I will never voluntarily go to Las Vegas again.

The first two times my wife just lost our money.

The last time she did that again, plus she lost my respect and her dignity because she found a dick. She even found a way to ditch his girlfriend with me for an hour to cover up. She actually thinks I don't know! I found out later from her sister that she even planned it. SIL now won't talk about it.

I think if I ever do go there again, it will be alone.


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216,189 My wife has never completed a sex act with me, at least not in recent memory. Her arm gets tired, or her mouth, or she falls asleep. Our sex life is a massive disappointment.


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216,188 Courtney Hadwin is still the single greatest contestant to ever appear on America's Got Talent.


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216,187 She offered to perform oral sex on me last night. I turned her down. I want to feel loved again. But I don't want a pity fuck.


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216,186 Anxiety and bad behavior run high when a family member is dying. I try to be understanding. But I have my limits. Be a better human being or I will end all contact.


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216,185 At this point if you aren't vaccinated I really dont feel sorry for the ones getting sick. You know what's best right? Others get it but you won't right? Its just a flu right? Good luck!!


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216,184 My whole world was turned upside down and it's just never going to be the same.

The stress isn't worth it.

I'm not worth it.

And so it goes.


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216,183 You pulled your unvaccinated kids OUT of school because they would HAVE to wear masks? Good. That's good. You are the kind of people who should be staying home so the rest of us who have been doing the right thing all along can get back to normal. Obviously I still think you're dumber than shit (good luck homeschooling your kids with just a high school education), but at least you did one thing correctly here.


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216,182 You ruined something good for thousands of people. That is your contribution to this world.


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216,181 I've stopped looking at the daily Covid numbers. There is no point. The numbers are going up and up and there is nothing anyone can do about it. It's a run-away freight train.


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216,180 I wish I could be one of these people who doesn't worry about COVID or climate change and just live my life without caring. It looks like fun.


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216,179 Part of me just wants to give up. We're all going to burn to death on this planet soon, anyway, so what the point? But I keep putting one foot in front of the other just in case we don't. I'm tired of being so anxious and scared all the time.


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216,178 I've just realised that I am the only girl in our family who wasn't sexually abused as a kid. Possibly for generations. We don't talk about these things, along with a boatload of other crazy stuff. Every pair of parents has just been going around pretending they're the normal ones in a family of rejects.

On one hand, I'm glad my mother stood up to her uncle when she was a girl and kept guys like him away from me. On the other hand, I wish she had talked to my aunts at least, so that my cousins would have been safe, too. The reason for their unified horrible taste in men is so clear when you see what they were told was an OK way for men to behave.


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216,177 It makes me so mad... If I'd just lied, I would have got everything I wanted. But I told the truth, so I got nothing.

Next time, I'll just lie. In every aspect of my life.


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216,176 I record music at home. It's a fun activity that keeps me amused.

About 4 years ago I recorded a version of Wang Chung Tonight, then I recorded the music for Chubby Checker's "Twist Again" and changed the words completely, so that the new words were about "Wang Chunging *again* like we did last night"

No one really knows what Wang Chung actually is. I suppose if you did a pile of coke (which I didn't) it would make perfect sense.

Either way, I saw your brother's funny post on Facebook and I had no where else to put this.


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216,175 Oh John, my hilarious red headed friend. My snuggle twin. I am really just falling for you more every day and even more when we get to hang in person. I don't even need sex form you, although the couple times we have had it was awesome and wonderful. But seriously. My point is I love so many things about you before you take off any clothing. You're going to move far away and I shouldn't be saying that I love you but I do love you. I wish I could tell you.


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216,174 I'm kind to everyone. I do it because people deserve kindness. But I also do it for me. I like being kind. It makes me feel better about myself.


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216,173 My wife's friend is sweet on me and I'm sweet on her. It won't go any further. We are both too smart to mess up our lives. But I enjoy knowing someone thinks of me in a special way.


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216,172 I hate when someone can't be bothered to think out their words before opening their mouth. Plan what you are going to say. Don't just wing it. Most people are incapable of winging it.


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216,171 My wife is cheating. I know all the details. I read a boatload of damning evidence in her texts. I'm feeling many different emotions over this. I'm also amusing myself and toying with her. I tell her my eyes are getting blurry and I need an eye doctor. Does she know anyone? He's an eye doctor. I tell her our son should think about applying to a small mid-west college. I named a random school. Haha, I purposely chose his alma mater. I told her I wanted to get a new car, a red Honda Civic. It's what he drives. With each little dig I sense she's starting to squirm. I'm really enjoying this death by 1,000 cuts approach. Much better than having a blow out fight.


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216,170 It sounds like there's a thunderstorm raging in my intestines.


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216,169 I posted a long time ago about aliens making themselves known in ten years. The governments acknowledgement of ufos and uap is just the beginning. There will soon be an acceleration of events which will lead to the aliens showing themselves in public. The next two years will be wild.


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216,168 Wrap a damp cloth around the bulb of a thermometer, it's now measuring what's known as wet bulb temperature. A wet bulb temperature of 95f (35c), is 100% lethal within hours. This limit has almost been breached in many places. And it's gonna be hotter next year. And the year after that, and the year after that.

We're being cooked alive.


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216,167 I don't ever want to sleep alone. I need someone there with me. If it means I give them sex, so be it. A small price to pay so I am not alone.


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216,166 Opioids are better than morphine. Never thought I'd know this first hand, but yep, opioids are better.


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216,165 My wife was an amazing sex goddess before we got married. Then we said our "I do" parts - and the sex stayed great! For about a year. Then the excuses started. For the next twenty years, she was smart enough to figure out exactly how much pity sex to provide to stay married. I should have bailed 18 years ago.

I tell everyone how important it is to not cheat on your spouse, but I would leap at the first pair of spread legs I thought I could get away with. I'll also never tattle on a husband/BF if he's cheating on his wife/GF. Almost every woman I have ever known has cheated on her male partner, and I've never been with a woman that didn't cheat on me. Nobody ever even mentions those times because girls are exempt or something, but every guy who is caught cheating gets gutted, but all he usually wants is the sex his lady no longer provides.

Looks like I'm a hypocrite, but I don't care. I'll never rat a guy out though, the deck is already stacked against him, and I'm not going to contribute to the downfall of another good (but desperate) guy. I just hope that if I can cheat, any other guy will do me the same favor.



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216,164 So glad I'm not married.


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216,163 Deep down, I guess I've known it for a long time. My purpose in life is for my paycheck and a taxi.

I've got a fairly stable family and fairly stable job, but I guess I suck as a person. If there was a way for me to get out and start a full new identity in a different place, I think I'd be happier.

Now that my car broke down and I don't have the $5000 to fix it, I'm usually not the taxi. Based on who I've interacted with in the past few months, I doubt someone would know if I died or moved a few hours away unless my paycheck no longer happened. A few people would think I'm just slow replying to a text, but the paycheck would be what made people actually notice.


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216,162 Pritzker you are nothing but dogshit full of maggots


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216,161 I went out to dinner with a couple - the woman was a old time friend of my wife's. The guy was her new fiance. I found out that about a month later the guy tried to set my wife up on a blind date with a friend of his. He was actively trying to get my wife to divorce me. Like what the fuck? How about you mind your own fucking business jackass and stop trying to break up other people's marriages! And to think I paid for the dinner too!


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216,160 I feel bad for my sister. It must be hard being the only emotionally stable person in our family.


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216,159 I think my husband is honestly bummed out that the former President wasn't reinstated today. That's more his secret than mine. Trying not to bug him about it. Yikes!


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216,158 I realize that all of my current issues have to do with the relationship I have had with men throughout my life.
I hate my father.
I hate my ex.
I hate my husband.
I'm thankful every day that I never had a son, because I might just hate him too.
I know that hate isn't an emotion I want to harbor. I know full well that anger, resentment and anxiety all lead to disease and unhappiness.
I'm ready to let it go, but I don't know how.
I think it's time to seek therapy.


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216,157 I finally retired. I am now on a fixed income, that is everyone of my family and friends think so. I have an account only I know about. I get the statements by email, so no regular mail sends them out. I have a good sum in it that I use for my personal things. Im not a prick, I would never let my family suffer if there was a need for an emergency loan, but if they knew I had an extra amount, they would be on me like stink on poop.


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216,156 I'm inviting a man over for dinner for whom I have no respect. He is bitter. Watches Fox News incessantly. He quit talking to someone close to him because they came out as gay. He said his perfect presidential candidate would be the one with the guts to put sharpshooters on the border to cut down any immigrant who approaches the US. He donates to the NRA AFTER finding out they were spending donations on yachts, $1000 suits and $ 500 dinners. He donated not only to Donald Trump, Josh Hawley, Dan Crenshaw and Mitch McConnell, But to Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. I truly despise him.
But I pity him too. He is my father and my four sisters have given up or been ordered by him to stay away. He made almost no friends during his lifetime and his family are all gone. I hate all of this.


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216,155 Sometimes I forget to ask my wife's family for permission before I eat something. I foolishly forget my place and I'll pick up a sandwich for lunch from the deli. Then they read me the riot act. They scold me because the sandwich has mayo, or it's on white bread instead of whole wheat, or the chicken has too much salt, or the crumb cake desert has too much sugar. They go on and on and try their best to make sure I feel miserable for my bad lunch choices.

I wish I was brave enough to tell them they are assholes who should mind their own business.


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216,154 I was on a mission to gain weight. I had dropped down to 159. (I'm a tall guy.) This is much too low. Doctors told me to eat as much as I could. I thought no problem. I can do this. I ate pizza, hotdogs, ice cream, sweet fruits, meatball heros and more. I thought I've got this. I must be back up to 170.

Today I was at the doc. My weight is now 157. Fuck me. I'm even a failure at eating.


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216,153 If you keep treating me like this, I'm going to just withdraw into myself until you see that I'm not the villain you portray me to be. I'm going to be so quiet and meek, you'll wonder where the light has gone. Maybe then you'll like me more.


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216,152 I bumped into my ex and she gleefully told me about a love tryst weekend she had with a new guy. It was then I realized how cruel she is. Any respect or love I had for her went out the door.


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216,151 I died my hair bright orange. Not sure if this was a good idea of bad idea. I have a first date on Monday. I hope he has a sense of humor.


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216,150 90 days sober.


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216,149 Herpes breakout.
Pop. Pop. Pop.


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216,148 I did the deed. I signed a lease without my wife knowing. I'm outta here. Good luck with your life bitch.


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216,147 I'm broken. My fiancee died last week and I haven't had the time to properly mourn him and live through my grief. I'm scared of the future, i was left in a tough financial spot. My life had reached a state of peace and security and now it has been taken away. I only had him for 2 years and I don't believe I've ever been that happy.
The universe owes me big. I don't know how to ask for help, I'm trying to keep my composure at work but this is so damn hard.
HOW DO YOU GRIEVE? HOW DO YOU MOVE ON?


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216,146 The games my wife plays. She was heading to Costco and asked if I wanted anything. I said no. She said what about whitefish salad. She knows I like whitefish salad. I texted her back and said no because their containers are too large. It's like 2 pounds of whitefish. No way I can eat all that before it expires, so again no. When I want whitefish I'll get a little one inch tub from the deli.

She then asks if I want carrots. I say no, the drawer in the fridge has two bags of carrots. Definitely no on the carrots.

Two hours later she comes home with... you guessed it... a two pound tub of whitefish salad and a five pound bag of carrots.

I calmly ask why she bought those items. She gets mad and out come the fake tears. She says she's trying to be nice and here I am unhappy she is trying to be nice.

But anyone with a manipulative wife knows she was not trying to be nice. She was trying to be annoying. She bought the items exactly because I asked her not to, but she had the perfect cover story - that she was trying to be nice.

If your wife pulls stunts like this, get the hell away from her as fast as you can. Don't make my mistake and think things will get better. They never will.


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216,145 Everyone likes to tell me what I do wrong in life. They never seems to use their great wisdom to tell themselves what they are doing wrong.

Meanwhile, I had a great career. I made a lot of money. I have wonderful kids. Yada yada.

But yep, I'm doing all these things wrong.

Say, I was wondering, how's the drug rehab going with your son? Do you need more bail money? Ever hear from your daughter's baby daddy? Did that other lawyer ever clear up your DUI? Still collecting unemployment after you were last fired? But sure, keep telling me what I do wrong, I mean, aside from me choosing bad friends.


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216,143 This is less of a complaint than a recounting of my bad timing throughout my life.

I was born in the late 1960's and as such was totally missed the era of the "swinging 60s"

I was way too young during the 1970s and as such completely missed out on the era of free love and wild drug experimentation.

I came of age mostly from the early to mid-80s through the early 90s, a time marked by the Cold War, Reagan and AIDS. Then I graduated law school right into the teeth of a major economic downturn. So that was a real fun time!

By the mid 90s, a time that saw the emergence of "friends with benefits" and sex without dating, I had already met my current wife and was in a serious relationship with her. Oh well, so much for catching that wave.

By the early 2000s and 2010s an age of internet dating, casual swipe left (or is it right?) sex, where my younger co-workers were going out at lunch hour and getting random lays and blowjobs from horny girls on Tinder I was well married and had kids and was living in the suburbs.

Now, I am a mid 50s straight, white, middle, aged suburban, cis gender male dad at a time when the zeitgeist of society says that my time is over and I should move aside so we can address all the past wrongs and let other people shine.

What's next? De-fund Social Security and Medicare? Why the hell should all those retirement accounts be tax exempt anyway? Fuck the old people? Let's outlaw elevators, let the old folks walk up the stairs?

Sigh. Timing in life is everything!


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216,142 I'm in love with one of the yoga instructors. So obviously we can never be together.

Get a hobby they said. You'll meet someone they said.

Yeah, but I fell for the one I can never have.


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216,141 My hands are too sweaty to work with an iphone screen or a mouse pad. There should be an accommodation for sweaty people. Millennials think everyone is alike. They think if it works for them, then it will work for everyone. So not true. Please consider other less fortunate people.


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216,140 The Executive Producer of Jeopardy is now going to be the official new host of the show. Well that strikes me as rather self serving. Especially since he was awful as guest host. I'm afraid I won't be watching anymore. Not an idle threat. I'm left disgusted with the whole thing. This type of cronyism seems to be exactly what the professional Alex Trebek would have avoided.


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216,139 I have a memory of being very small. Probably 3. My dad had to fly to Colorado for a construction job & would be gone 6 months. The gravity of it all hit me as we dropped him off at the tiny airport and he said goodbye, walking away but stopping and standing and just looking back, hesitant to leave. That knot in my throat appeared & I kept swallowing it down. That's the first time I remember both of those feelings. Having a connection to my father and having that lump in my throat.
My dad molested my older sister (his step daughter)
He never molested me, despite my digging through to depths of my memories to try and uncover some long repressed event.
I was never allowed closeness to a father figure.
I don't know what that feels like.
That hurts me. I have no father. He's alive, but I have no father. I often wonder what it would be like, and I go back to that memory of my dad leaving that day, and the lump in my throat. At that time in my life, I had no idea what kind of person he was or what he was capable of. He was just a daddy to a toddler daughter, and I recall him loving me as a dad would love his little girl. So I try to imagine what it would have been like if he weren't mentally ill, if he were a normal father, if I had had a normal childhood.
I can't picture it.


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216,138 I quit my job today, I was standing with my boss listening to him babble on about how much I was doing wrong on a daily basis, when in reality it was his poor communication and screw ups that was causing the issues. After a few minutes listening to him, I said "obviously I suck at my job, hopefully the next guy can do better " handed him my keys, cleaned out my office and left.
He called over and over, begging me to reconsider. HR called and the owner of the company telling me what a great job I'm doing and how much they value me as an employee. I'm going golfing tomorrow and turning off my phone

I should have done this years ago


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216,137 DeSantis, you are nothing but a piece of dog shit on a politician's shoe.


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216,136 My vaccination card doesn't fit in my wallet very well. It's a little too big. It's getting smushed and bent. Once again we see the government not thinking out the simplest things.


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216,135 I'm so lonely.


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216,134 I've told our situation to multiple people. Every one of them says the same thing. You still love me. And they're right. So why are you trying to hide it and fight it?


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216,133 My dog is my best confident. I tell him everything.


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216,132 I can't wait to grow the courage to kill myself.


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216,131 I've spent my entire life thinking no one likes me.


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216,130 I married a gay man, he seems to be the only one who doesn't realize his sexual orientation.


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216,129 I attended/helped out at petting zoo for special needs kids on Friday. Some were sweet, especially the ones with Down's Syndrome. The rest were difficult in many different ways. One grabbed a sweet little chicken around the neck and would have killed it if two of us hadn't been right on top of the situation.

I wondered about the parents of the worst - behaved ones and if they ever wanted to kill themselves.


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216,128 I wish I never met you. If I could go back in time I would steer clear of you. You are a walking red flag train wreck. You need to stick to your safe relationships like family members and prior exes. You're too toxic for mainstream civilization.


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216,127 My boyfriend chased me around the house threatening to kill me.. he was wasted and upset that I changed my mind...I didn't want to give him a blow job after he ate tacos with spicy salsa earlier that day...because obviously it would taste like...he had gone to pick me up from my friend's and we had special plans for our dog's birthday..but when I said I changed my mind, he began to berate me. I tried to go lay down and stop the argument but he blocked my way and said I was manipulating him...and that he was sick of it...
Then he threatened me in the doorway of our bedroom...saying he was worse than his dad...who also had an abusive past...and that he would cut me with a knife on our bed...and began to break everything in sight...

And that's been on my mind ever since...my sun and stars threatening to kill me...I have nowhere to go...the nearest shelter that accepts pets is far, I have no family that can help ....


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216,126 I have zero desire for my husband.
I don't think I'm ever going to have sex with him again. & guess what? That's okay with me
This is what happens when you wake up one day and realize you're married to an insecure man baby who can't be asked to do anything, whose emotional intelligence is bankrupt, who cheated on me, who gets angry at our kids, who yells while driving, who cannot go a single fucking day without a drink, who drinks in the car while driving with his children, and yells at me and calls me names as though my mentioning it is the source of the problem rather than the actual fucking problem.
I'm looking for an out. I don't know how to find it though, so in the meantime, I will just not be having sex.


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216,125 You will never change. You think we are getting back together but it ain't gonna happen.


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216,124 What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again.


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216,123 The forest is full of many very old things. Some discovered, some lost, some waiting to be recovered, some gone forever. Many forgotten stories, patchwork theoretical theories.

Old things, mud and log walls, rusty metal tools and former treasures. Buckets and dishes. Knife wounds in the walls. How does an ancient Chevy come to rest, moss covered with trees grown to pierce the roof in a place where there are and were no roads? And graves, both marked and suspected.
Where did it all come from? What do I dare dig up?

But there is a draw. Not entirely evil, but dark. A paradox because I’m too old to follow it without being ridiculous but finally old enough to not be afraid. As a child I felt this pull often in dreams of places. Not every place, but a few familiar ones. The forest to the North of my house. My Grandparents’ attic. An old cabin. A place in the basement. And down a particular trail that leads to a very old place. In dreams they were all slightly different, slightly more, like a veil lifted to reveal the reality hidden under the facade. A darker reality to be maneuvered into if you found a tear.

It was all discarded as dreams and an overactive imagination. But so strong was the pull today, so completely unexpected and forgotten, so many years later to venture down the trail to the old place. I don't even know if I could find it anymore. Or if anything would be left to find. Especially not in the dark. I didn't go. Not the whole way.

But it's calling me and I don't think it's for no reason. Like a culmination. But why now?


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216,122 I am not friends with people who talk about their farts.


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216,121 You, my wife, ask if I'd like something to eat. I thank you and say no and explain I don't feel well. So what do you do? You ask again. I say no again. You ask if I'm sure. I say yes I'm sure. This little exchange continues over and over and over where you keep asking until I finally tell you in frustration to please stop asking. I don't know your game. I don't want to know your fucking game but I am 100% certain you do this on purpose to annoy me as much as possible. Think about your actions, you are trying to annoy a guy who has already told you he doesn't feel well. You see an opening to kick me when I'm down so you take it. You suck as a person, you suck as a wife.


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216,120 It was really good seeing you this Saturday. I'm sorry I had to run and we didn't get to spend much time together. I feel like we didn't talk at all.

I couldn't tell if you were intentionally standoffish, or if I was catching you sneaking looks at me.

I wonder which one was true, N


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216,119 I married my first boyfriend. We've been together since we were teenagers. He has been the absolute rock of my life, and I am eternally grateful for everything he has done for me. But I'm tired, and I'm bored. I feel like we're not really sexually compatible anymore. He's super vanilla, and I've realized I'm not. We barely have sex anymore. And he barely does any housework. I have to constantly clean up after him. But the thought of leaving and breaking his heart kills me. He is so wonderful in so many ways, and doesn't deserve to have his wife divorce him over dirty dishes and vanilla sex.


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216,118 Suboxone has such a distinct and awful flavor that even ten years later I can taste it in my mouth like it's there. You think you know what bitter is but you have no idea. A lemon is candy next to Suboxone. It is the taste of poison. Pure alkaloid horror, like acid on the tongue. It's a traumatic taste.


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216,117 I hate my wife's dog. So many reasons. Today I found dog hair in my dinner. Humans should not have to live this way. But you know what? Getting rid of the dog hair requires actually cleaning something. This concept escapes my wife.


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216,116 I had the absolute best orgasm of my life last night. I am a middle aged married man. In my life I have been with lots of beautiful women and experienced all kinds of amazing things. But I have never came as hard as I did last night and it was from a handjob from my wife. I was on the couch and she came downstairs and basically attacked me. She told me she was super horny because she was in bed masturbating. She then proceeded to talk dirty and tell me about how she was masturbating while teasing me endlessly with her hand. When I finally came it was a full body, leg shaking, closed eyes, gasping for air, full blown out of body orgasm. From a fucking handjob. It took me several minutes to recover. My wife and I have a healthy sex life but this was different. I'm hoping it has to do with us aging and we are coming into some kind of sexual reawakening or something like that. I've never seen her so horny and wanting. Especially after she had already came on her own before that. Like she just came down to get me off and then went back to bed. And normally I always return the favor but she wasn't interested at all. Making getting older isn't all bad!


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216,115 I'm sixteen weeks pregnant and my anxiety is off the charts. I'm having constant stress dreams about miscarrying. I've had multiple full blown panic attacks. I've had to delete news apps off my phone, stop looking at social media, and even now it's getting somehow worse. I'm exhausted. There's nothing wrong with me or the baby. Every test and check in says we're doing great, minus me losing weight from morning sickness early on. This is terrifying. The world is terrifying. I wish I could just be excited.


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216,114 I just think it's funny that you pretended to like my personality so you could use me for sex and then u found out i hate sex because of the trauma but you kept up the charade for 5 years. And I like sex a little bit now but you still don't like me for me. quit laughing at my jokes and naming your video game characters after me your not fooling anyone.


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216,113 I like the guy. I hate his dog.


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216,112 I'm supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I don't want to do it.


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216,111 I'm sixteen weeks pregnant and my anxiety is off the charts. I'm having constant stress dreams about miscarrying. I've had multiple full blown panic attacks. I've had to delete news apps off my phone, stop looking at social media, and even now it's getting somehow worse. I'm exhausted. There's nothing wrong with me or the baby. Every test and check in says we're doing great, minus me losing weight from morning sickness early on. This is terrifying. The world is terrifying. I wish I could just be excited.


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216,110 My wife and I are looking at bigger apartments for rent. We've visited half a dozen and have narrowed down our possibilities to two in particular. What she doesn't know is I'm looking at one bedroom apartments for just me. I think we are done.


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216,109 Big red flag when the woman you are dating has a little pain in her leg so the first thing she does is reach for an opioid.


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216,108 Cancer leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I mean literally. It is bitter and stale flavored.


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216,107 I'm so mad. I'm so angry at the universe! We had so many plans, so much we were doing in the next few months and now I'm on my way to a funeral home to make your arrangements. How did this happened to us?!? Him is it that I'm supposed to move on? I have now to find another place to live, so much happening at the same time I deal with my grief. This is so unfair! How come the universe gave me you, after my disastrous divorce, to take you from me so soon?!?!


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216,106 I can't stand the idea of being buried in a coffin. The stuff of nightmares being in a claustrophobic box for all of eternity.

I also hate the idea of being cremated. I don't want to be burned to a crisp. It's so unnatural. And what if you can feel the burning in the afterlife? Very bad idea.

Here's my thought. I want to be buried in say an 8 x 8 x 8 cubicle type room. Plenty of space to stand up. Room enough for a comfy chair in one corner and I could recline on a couch along the opposite wall. There could be a TV, DVDs, a bookshelf. Yes, I know I'd be dead. But just knowing these things are there and it wouldn't be claustrophobic would give me great comfort. Why has no one invented this burial option?



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216,105 Movies like West Side Story should not be remade. The movie was perfect the first time.


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216,104 I hope your employer makes Covid vaccine mandatory for you. That would bring me pleasure. I hope all employers make it mandatory.


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216,103 After I die, I'd like to come back and be a haunting kind of ghost. I'd find that to be very amusing.


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216,102 I did many nice things for me wife yesterday. I went shopping with her. I helped her sister move some heavy furniture. I drove her to the ocean where we walked on the beach. During the car ride home she turned to me and said she was going to make me happy that night and climb into be naked.

I couldn't help but smile. She noticed and said she was glad to make me so happy.

She wasn't understnding. My smile was really a secret laugh. I knew there was no way in hell she would follow through and have sex with me. This is what she's done a million times. She says she will be intimate, but by a few hours later there are nothing but excuses.

Sure enough, it starts to get late. I take a shower and hop in bed. My wife is watching TV. I fall asleep. At some point after that I feel her climb into bed. Curious, I reach out and feel for her clothes. She's wearing flannel pajamas. Hardly the outfit for sexual frolicking. And definitely not naked.

This is my wife. This is my marriage. This is my life. Land of broken promises.


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216,101 A well known company kept sending me spam even though I had unsubscribed from their mailing list. I finally sent them an email telling them to stop and honor their unsubscribe list. I included a screen shot showing that indeed they have me listed as unsubscribed.

So what do they do? The sent me an email confirming that I am unsubscribed. Think about that idiots. You yourselves confirm I am unsubscribed, so you send me yet another email.

Such sliminess. I hope you go out of business.


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216,100 I say bad things about all my friends behind their backs.


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216,099 Stop talking Please shut the fuck up for a change. What is wrong with you?`You can bable for half an hour and if I try to comment, you keep going and talk right over me. This is why I never want to meet up with you in person. It's bad enough over the phone. Seek help. Not answering your calls anymore.


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216,098 It's great you offered to make me dinner. But it's almost 11 at night and you are still cooking. I can't do this. I'm usually in bed by 11. If the meal was meant to impress me with your abilities in the kitchen so I would date you, kind of a big fail.


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216,097 So I am a very private person and I need advice on soemthing very private. And this is somethign I would never go to my friends with.

I tried this on Reddit and basically just got disgusting replies from men.  Not looking for that at all so thanks.

Hoping this is a better crowd:

I'm looking for advice on letting my bf give me a facial lol

My bf and I have been experimenting a bit with new things. Nothing crazy just different things. Last weekend we watched porn together and I got the feeling he's into facials.  I'd like to try it with him.  I kind of want it to happen organically though.  Not just me telling him I want a facial and then he does it.  I want to work our way into it and kind of like suprise him with it almost.

Anybody have any experience and advice? Like maybe a technique that is better/easier or something like that?

The one thing I'll say is that some of the suggestions I received from Reddit (before it attracted all the weirdos) were saying to make sure that I am comfortable with everything which I am. I'm not unsure or scared or anything. Just inexperienced in that particular area and looking for some help to make it go a bit smoother hopefully.

Also I don't mind receiving advice/tips from men because I do enjoy hearing it from a male perspective just please don't be pigs and ask me for my contact info or I'll just delete my secret and move on. Does that EVER work? Reddit was a nightmare.

Thanks so much!


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216,096 Someone had ice cream delivered to me. It's on my porch. She was making a very kind gesture. But she knows I'm in isolation and can't touch delivery items. I am sitting here filled with anxiety while with each passing minute the ice cream melts. This is torture.


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216,095 In the summer, I stretch out on the shore and think of you.
Had I told the sea what I felt for you, it would have left its shores, its shells, its fish, and followed me.


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216,094 I really want to leave my ex...but I've worked so hard to build up my credit and have almost half a year on my first lease ever...well I guess this is how I die!


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216,093 I love my dog more than myself


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216,092 My place of employment will lose all the best workers when they realize that nobody wants a mass vaccine mandate ;)


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216,091 you'd probably deny it, but the lyrics "you gave away everything you loved and one of them was me" hits a little close to home


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216,090 I honestly believe everybody secretly loves Cancel Culture/ruining someone's career and the public (social media) bullying that goes along with it when the target is somebody we dislike. I will admit that I have participated in a few Twitter pile-ons and trolling and had fun doing it. Just wish we could be honest about that instead of hypocritical in decrying it. It is toxic and unproductive I know that; it can also be fun and cathartic but it isn't necessarily politically correct to say that last part.


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216,089 I don't care about the AG report. I am a proud Democrat and I'm going to support Cuomo. No way I'm going to let the Woke Left destroy another Democratic white male over bullshit. Already they are screaming "time for a woman Governor!"


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216,088 I look at my high school yearbook way more than I should. I graduated many years ago. It's like I'm still living in the decades-old glory days. You'd think I'd be over it by now.


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216,087 I like my son in law more than I like my son.


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216,086 She was rude to me when I brought her groceries inside for her, so I did a shot of her fancy maple syrup when she wasn't looking.  Right out of the bottle.


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216,085 My sister and my wife hate each other. Ah family......


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216,084 I haven't washed the blankets on my bed since I bought them over a year ago.


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216,083 My sister is in the hospital and I visited her this afternoon. I also spent time secretly checking out her nurse - 20s,cute,with her brunette hair in a ponytail. Couldn't totally see her face because of her mask but I determined she was pretty. Mainly I was checking out her ass-  nice petite body and a somewhat small but shapely and round. Just perfect. Kept thinking about that ass and what she would look like nude outside of her green scrubs uniform.

F/32


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216,082 It was too stuffy and hot in our bedroom overnight. The windows were open and it was too loud for me to sleep. So I went downstairs to the cool of the basement where it was quiet. Four hours later, my husband came crashing through, yelling at me he's been up since 2:30 because I wasn't laying next to him and "I've told you I don't like that!"

So now he's asleep in the cool of the basement and I'm awake from a guilt trip over wanting to sleep. Cool cool cool.


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216,081 You want 120.00 a day to care for my kid in your home? Sorry but that's not happening! You see, that kind of money can only be commanded by somebody that has a clean home or facility and Takes as good of care or better care of my kid as I do. I'm not being snobby here, Or judging you for having a grungy home. But I mean you literally have four cats and the first thing I ever smell when I walked in the door is cat pee and it's not mild but knocks me on my ass! When I go to pick up my daughter she's always wearing the outfit that I dropped her off in And it stained up with Whatever she ate that day. I get my dishes back from my meals only half eaten as well as with all the food still in there gathering bacteria. I sent the amount of food I sent for a reason, because that's how much she needs to eat and also for that amount of money I should be getting those dishes back clean as well as my kid. $120 per day and no break for a weekly rate? Even people who are immaculate and licensed sitter knows that a consistent regular client should be getting a deal for a week at a time. There's no way I'm paying that much without getting better care. Think it over because my next step is going to be to do better than you.


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216,080 Every wedding where I've been part of the wedding party has ended in divorce. Every wedding where I've been the guest is still going strong. I can only conclude from this that I should never get married because that would put me in the wedding party and it'll end poorly.


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216,079 Never accept help from anyone. There is always a price to pay down the road.


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216,078 I'm the one with big problems. She sends me texts about how it might negatively affect her. Oh thank you for your concern... not.


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216,077 I wish that cooking with spices in an apartment building was illegal. If you live in your own home, sure, feel free to go nuts with the cumin. But when you do that shit in a communal apartment building it makes the rest of us want to plug our noses.


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216,076 I'm literally not your person. I change important details and pronouns so nobody knows it's me. I've posted secrets as a woman, a man, married, unmarried. I've posted secrets about my mom and wrote "cousin". Secrets about my coworker and wrote "old friend". I've written "spouse" instead of girlfriend or boyfriend.The secrets are real, but I change certain things to remain anonymous. I'm sorry to anyone who thought their significant other was writing about them. All the names I've used have been fake names. It's weird to think someone probably at the other end of country thinks I'm their girlfriend and I'm trying to make them jealous. But I'm literally not who you think I am.


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216,075 In America...

If you steal a loaf of bread you go to prison.

If you steal a railroad you get elected Senator.


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216,074 Sorry, but no I will not marry you. I’m told you are about to ask. I’m glad I have the heads up because I need to find a gentle way to say no. It makes me wonder how many women get caught off guard and end up saying yes even though they don’t want to.


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216,070 My employer is deciding tomorrow which COVID restrictions need to be reinstated (at minimum, we're looking at masks at desks, but it's not unlikely the office will close again). A healthcare specialist I see for an ongoing condition emailed me today to say she will no longer meet in person because of rising COVID cases, but that I'm welcome to continue working on things on a video screen from home. It's basically a joke - at that point, I might as well just save my insurer the money, download an app and see what I can do on my own - it's a waste of my time.

I imagine bars and restaurants will close soon. The concerts I was looking forward to will be cancelled. My kid's school will go remote.

Once again, I'll have not a single thing to be happy about or look forward to.

It didn't have to be this way. This is the fault of everyone who refused to get vaccinated. You've all literally ruined my life.

Secret:
If I get COVID despite having been vaccinated, I'm going to do my best to spread it to as many unvaxxed people as I can. It's fucking Darwinism in action - you shits are all so fucking stupid, you deserve to die.


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216,067 Went to a nude beach with my lesbian friends. They spoke quite freely about their “hanging chad”. Women can be just as crude as men.


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216,066 I was watching the Olympics yesterday till I see the hammer throw winner protest at the awards ceremony and then NBC interviewed her. Click I was gone, and not coming back.

The hammer thrower has a right to protest, NBC can put on the air what they want, and I can choose not to watch. I have, the Olympics are done for me.



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216,065 When I look at other women sitting cross-legged, their pussies are nearly tucked up in their crotches. Not mine! It's like my vulvae hang much lower than other's. This is not a FUPA I'm talking about. This is the whole crotch from below.


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216,064 My period blood never drips onto my pad. Instead, it's clotty and thick and I swear it spreads horizontally. When I take off my pad, I'm smeared from back to front with blood. I have to use lots of toilet paper to clean me up before I change the pad which has barely absorbed anything. So frustrating!


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216,063 My morning breath is terrible. Even my I Just Took A Nap breath is nasty too. Any sort of sleep brings on the dragon breath.


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216,062 I cannot date a man with undefined calf muscles. Seriously. I judge men by their legs. If their calves have no shape or are little balls that are too high up and tight, my attraction fades so fast.


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216,061 I cannot stand people who speak very loudly. How do you not know how to modulate your voice? Everyone around us has to know every detail of our private conversation because your dumb ass has no volume control. No thanks!


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216,060 Anal sex burns. Like peppery diarrhea, but worse.


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216,059 I am jealous of my toddler's thigh gap. Geez! I am at an all-time low.


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216,056 My mother in law can be very prejudice against black people , poor people, gay people , immigrants anyone who doesn’t share her views or religious beliefs but god has a great sense of humor and end up given her grandkids who are openly gay , some that they end up marrying a black person and many atheists grandkids hahaha .


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216,051 I can’t stand grown men who still live with their mommies and still have to take their advice.


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216,050 For Shabbat dinner you brought home-made challah bread with baked in ham and cheese.

Ham? Really?

I wish you would think more.


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216,049 Never piss off a terminally ill person. They have nothing to lose.


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216,048 I am in an abusive relationship with a Marine. All I want to do is leave him and take the dog...but he won't let me..


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216,044 Last week I let a women into my very small and isolated circle. Part of me was yelling in my head not to do it. But honestly I was feeling lonely and she assured me she herself was very isolated, hardly went out to public places, and always wore a mask both indoors and out. I later found out she lied. She’s a big partier. Now I am sitting here feeling sick to my stomach and I have a temp of 103. God I hate people. If ever there’s a lesson in life I’d like share it’s never to trust people.


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216,043 Several times people have worried I’m going to kill myself. What the fuck is wrong with you drama queens. I have never in my life suggested I was going to take my own life but you gossips are always looking for something new to tell your friends, so you make up some tripe and spew it at your friends to get a reaction. You put no thought into how spreading that rumor might negatively affect me. Man you are fucked up. There is a reason I push you out of my life. Which you then tell people is proof that I’m going to kill myself because see, he is pushing people away. There is no winning with you people. Just stay the fuck away from me assholes.


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216,042 I have shingles.


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216,041 I'm a guy. I cry all the time these days. My life and health are very messed up. I tell people I have no control over the crying. It just comes of me. I of course think they view me as a weak minded fool. Can I ask, what do you think when a guy cries?


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216,040 Two different women proposed to me in the same week. What a confidence booster for me.


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216,039 It's easily worth a few thousand dollars to never have to have an argument again.


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216,038 I'm giving away all my furniture. People don't realize the real reason why...


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216,037 After I shave I put on Old Spice. And then I scream in the mirror, just like in the movie Home Alone. It makes me laugh.


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216,036 Lol best Fupa story. I gained 35 pounds during the pandemic, so did my partner. Anyway, we were fooling around and they start to caress my abdominal fat in a circular motion, especially pressuring the bottom part where the belly goes in to meet the pelvic flatness below… the crevice. I was confused and asked what was happening but also figured out that they believed my abdominal curve crevice we’re my lady parts HaHaaaaaaa


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216,035 Lol best Fupa story. I gained 35 pounds during the pandemic, so did my partner. Anyway, we were fooling around and they start to caress my abdominal fat in a circular motion, especially pressuring the bottom part where the belly goes in to meet the pelvic flatness below… the crevice. I was confused and asked what was happening but also figured out that they believed my abdominal curve crevice we’re my lady parts HaHaaaaaaa


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216,029 About 25 years ago I sold my house. I netted a profit of almost $200,000. I was supposed to pay taxes on the gain. I totally blew it off though. I didn’t report anything about the house sale. I never heard a word about it from the IRS.


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216,028 I gave blood. I do it every few months. The nurse is always snarky tho. Fuck you bitch. Who do you think you are being mean to me for giving blood. I’ll never give blood again.


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216,027 I don't think my mother and sister are good at heart. I believe they are jealous, petty and childish. They don't want to be happy, and therefore don't want anyone else to be happy. They bitch and moan about each other so much, but they are basically the same fucking person. For too long I've held onto the hope that they have good intentions deep down, but nope. They're just miserable and don't know how to open their hearts and minds. Such a shame. I forgive them both, though. I pity them.


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216,025 The moment I realized my sexual orientation was when the young adult son of my mom's boyfriend (at the time) showed me porn in his room. I think I was in 8th or 9th grade. I only recently thought about how F'd up that was. I'm in my 30s now.


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216,024 Why don't you take that smug cuckolding little face and shove it?


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216,023 I feel great, and I don't give a damn.


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216,022 I haven’t pooped in three days.


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216,021 If anyone needs anything from me, they can contact me.

I'm like the most accessible person on the internet.

To wit, if nobody contacts me, they don't have anything to say to me.

*I* won't hit the 'X'.


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216,020 It's been 211 days.

That was plenty of time for a direct apology.


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216,019 A haunting memory:

I broke up with my ex who had an addiction...just to be texted by him with extreme promises of him getting his shit together and finally treating me right...for months...
And then I caved in. Told him I'll take him back if we finally go on a real date. I spent a year and a half staying in with him and never went out, so that was my ultimatum to show he was serious...
I met him up by his friend's house...to see him, once again, coked out and drunk at 7pm.

I started pushing him off me halfway on the walk back to his friend's, but he had a hold on my arm and kept telling me "don't be like that" when all I wanted was to go home.

Someone eventually saw us and pulled over by tbe alley to ask if I wS okay. I tried to brush it off but she must've seen something in my eyes because she didn't pull off. She asked me if he was bothering me and if I needed a ride. I started to cry. My ex said "she's fine, and just leave us alone, we're having a talk." The lady replies that she's talking to me, not him...and then my idiotic ex replies "mind your own business,  I don't tell you to leave your husband"

I felt my eyes roll to the back of my head. I kindly declined and, as soon as she pulled away, I walked away...

I started to walk away when I realized she had followed me. I got in the car...and saw 2 little girls in the back. I must have looked like a mess, crying with date makeup on but my dignity was so hurt...I didn't care...but the mother was kind and talked nicely to me. Turned out to be a Jehovah Witness. She told me that she was in my shoes before and that I deserved better...drove me home with me crying silently next to her in the front...

I wonder what would have happened if she hadn't stopped me the first time. It felt like I came to my senses...and now I'm forever traumatized with my biggest disappointment in my life.


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216,018 Jesus fucking Christ you’re the worst. Let people clarify things and think things through so they feel sure about a situation without make them feel stupid about it. God no wonder you never had a serious girlfriend before we got married.


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216,017 I started to wonder what it would be like to have a very vanilla mind. Is there no trauma? Maybe too much trauma? What drives the hatred some have for those who aren't closed off and limited? Am I the one with the closed mind to have a hard time understanding them? What is life like for them? What is intimacy like for them? Do they even get pleasure? Do they get the feeling as good as I do but without all the extra stuff I do to get there? Do they even know what they are missing?

I'm being serious. I am just realizing I hadn't thought of it this way before. I'll try to be more accepting of those who are limited and closed off.

It takes all kinds, they say.


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216,016 My mom got pregnant in high school with my older brother. I’ve always felt so white trash about this. So I’m going to tell my kids that she wasn’t in HS and that she was married to my dad.

Maybe I can pretend that they never divorced. I never forgave her for breaking our family like that. Sure she’s still with the guy; but my mom was a teen mom AND she had an affair. I am so embarrassed of her (she’s fat too); but she’s my mom and she’s the only one I’ve got.


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216,013 I spend about $100 a month to have AT&T NOT deliver my texts. I wonder how much more they charge for cell service that actually works?


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216,012 One of my hottest fantasies is to find a married couple. I tie the husband to the chair and force him to watch me fuck his wife hard. I tell the husband how much his wife likes my big, thick cock. I tell him she is screaming loudly because she loves this big cock I am pumping inside her. I tell him I am gonna cum in his wife's delicious beautiful pussy.

Then after I cum in his pussy I will untie him, have him lay in bed, and  have his wife sit on his face and he is forced to eat out all the cum I pumped into her.

- A Kinky professional business guy in his early 30s.


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216,011 I only watch women's Olympic sports for the skimpy outfits.  Once they change them I'm out.  Do you really think I actually care about women's  gymnastics, beach volleyball or track and field? I don't even watch the men's versions unless it's like Usain Bolt or someone like that.


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216,010 My dad is an awful person that no one in the family speaks to because he steals money and other terrible things.

My wife has said that she’ll leave me if I don’t cut him off like my brother and grandmother have. (Yes, my dads own mom won’t even speak to him).

No one speaks to him and he’s taken money from me too. But it’s my dad and you only get one.

I might lose my wife and my family; but I’ll still have my dad.


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216,009 I hate asking people for help. I was always the person helping everyone else. The tables have turned. I need a ride to the hospital for a medical procedure where they will put me under.  They told me I absolutely can’t drive afterwards. I’m reluctant to call anyone. I don’t want to be a burden. In my head I’m thinking after they stitch me back up I can go sit in my car for 8 hours until my head is clear enough to drive. Crazy. I need to drop my pride and accept help.


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216,008 I want to shoot the neighbor’s lawn guys. How can it be legal to make so much noise so early this n the morning?


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216,006 I hate my dog. He's such a pain in the ass. I gave him away a few months ago. Now the person I gave him to brought him back. She says she can't take his personality anymore. I can't blame her. Here I am at square one again. God I hate this dog.


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216,005 I'm not so sure what is reality and what is in my head. Things happen in my life. At least I think they happen. At times I'm sure they happen. Then by a few days later I'm not sure if anything happened at all or if I imagined it.


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216,003 I’ve been vaccinated. Tested positive last week even though no symptoms.

Going into the stores without a mask anyway because most of the obnoxious folks on my street don’t have the vaccine and are old, so hopefully delta will wipe them out.

Yes, going to the closest grocery store to infect an “own” all my neighbors with their don’t tread on me flags.



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216,002 I realized the reason I impulse buy things. I’m lonely. There isn’t much excitement in my life. I have friends, but suggestions to get together always fall through. My dogs are the only thing keeping me from being alone. So, I buy things online. The excitement of getting packages in the mail is a distraction from my loneliness which I don’t see an end to. Sometimes it’s the only thing I have to look forward to. I haven’t gotten into financial trouble because of it, but I would definitely have more money if I didn’t use this as a coping mechanism. It makes me feel so pathetic.


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216,001 I’m so sick of air bnb’s. The people that own them usually own 2-3 other houses. . I want this housing market to collapse. At what point to the poorest of people demand better? I mean, is it not enough that public schools are a joke and there is no living wage, and a college degree is obsolete. Kids are glorifying living in vans and school buses because they’d rather do that than pay some already wealthy person’s mortgage. I refuse to pay another rich person’ mortgage.
If I save enough money to go on vacation to escape my shitty life, I’m not helping Randy & Barbara make more money so that I can stay in their quaint little cottage for $350 a night. No fucking thank you. Or the stupid one I saw in big bend here in Texas. You can camp in a tipi for $250 a night. They were booked through the summer. Mind you, it’s not air conditioned. It’s not heated. It’s fucking in the triple digits during the day and you share a restroom with other campers. For real? People actually pay for this? Oh my gaaaaawd.


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215,999 Olympic beach volleyball players have no boobs. There must be a competitive advantage to not carrying around all the extra weight.


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215,998 My husband's skill set is having the last word and being right even when he isn't.

This is why he hasn't had a job in 10 years.

This is apparently a secret to him, since he's the only one who hasn't figured this out.


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215,997 I miss spanking you


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215,996 A spiritual awakening is on the horizon for me.
I’m ready.


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215,995 I really, really miss being 19.
I don’t know why, but that was the best year of my life.



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215,994 Covid cases are up in all 50 states. This is crazy. Wear your freaking mask. Get freaking vaccinated. What the freak is wrong with you people!


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215,993 STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS!

My ex, she comes by on her walk everyday and looks in my windows. I live in an apartment complex. I called the police and asked if she can legally be stopped. They said the apartment complex is open to the public, so she can walk there and see whatever she wants to see. They said I should pull the shades down. But so unfair. It's summer. I want sunshine coming into my place during the day. I want a breeze blowing in the windows at night. But I have to forgo the sunshine and breeze to stop her creepy stalker ass. Cops can be good, but they can also be useless.


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215,991 I joke about my cancer all the time. Why am I the only one who thinks it’s funny? Lighten up people, if I can laugh about it so can you.


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215,989 For 7 years I worked 16 hours day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I lived around the corner from work. I ate every meal delivered to the office. I worked on Christmas and every other holiday. I never took vacation. On one level I loved it. I knew so much about everything in the entire company. I became the goto guy for every department when they had a problem.

In the end, some hot shot boss who was Mr. Slick, he made fun of me for being such a nerdy guy always working. Like what a dope he was. I'm working hard for his company and he was putting me down for it? So I quit. I wasn't going to take that crap.

I received many calls from other departments wanting to know what happened. I told them about the condescending boss. Within a few weeks he was fired. Still makes me laugh a little.


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215,988 My girlfriend tells me she went skinny dipping last night with a group of friends, male and female. I'm not sure how I feel about this.


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215,986 The day Michael J Fox dies, I will be so very, very sad.

I am watching Back To The Future tonight and it got me thinking about the first time I saw it. I remember everything about that day, not sure why, but it is indelebly burnt in my mind: where I was living at the time, how old I was and even what I was wearing that day. I hold that movie so dear in my heart and  MJF is in the pantheon of those actors I hold in great respect (no one is asking but here they are: Paul Newman, Robin WIlliams, Michael J Fox)

It is hard to see one's younger years slip away.


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215,985 General anesthesia messed with my head. I'm not the same person. I forget things. I lose words. I think weird thoughts. When I close my eyes I see really unusual imagery. I mean I'm glad science is able to numb me and operate. But it is not without consequence.


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215,984 Another heat dome over the NorthWest. The Gods are angry with us. I don't blame them.


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215,983 My son is so lacking in empathy. My dear friend died. He tells me to get over it. It’s like he has autism and can’t understand emotions in himself or others. I don’t like him. I think he should work with computers and stay away from good people. I don’t want to see him drag others down like he does to me.


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215,982 I miss you so much but until you speak to me I won’t tell you incredibly exciting news that I’ve been dying to share…


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215,981 You were in my dream last year and, unlike other dreams, I remember it so clearly. You had a guitar and played that song I like. I remember your smile, the peace I felt, and happiness I felt that I was able to see you again in some way. I remember the next one where you told me you’d be waiting for me. Words cannot describe how much I miss you. You were so special, so rare. We love and miss you. Your kindness and humor still live. I hope you are at peace. The pain hasn’t gotten easier, just easier to live with because I know that’s what you would have wanted, so I’ve tried my best. Please watch over us. We’ll always remember and miss you.


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215,980 I'm recently divorced (she had an affair). As part of the settlement, my wife took all our joint friends. A few months later I became very sick. My wife lamented to her friends how she needed sympathy. So what did the friends do? They made casseroles and left them for... my wife. Wait what? I appreciate this thing friends in the community do, where they cook food for someone who is in a bad way. But really, they cooked food for my wife because I was sick? Yet no one brought anything by for me? Whatever. But the loyalty of the sisterhood gets absurd.


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215,979 In one out of seven cases, a brain aneurysm is caused by masturbation. This thought puts a complete damper on my desire to jerk off.


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215,978 I feel sorry for the younger generation this day they have done everything their parents told them to be successful “work hard and get a higher education “ and yet they are drowning in student debt , wages/salaries haven’t really changed the much , cost of living has gone up , healthcare and housing it’s too expensive. It’s like the whole system it’s failing yet many people have the nerve to call them lazy and entitled. When I was in my early 20’s I remember paying $400 a month for a two bedroom apartment in a middle class neighborhood you could easily afford it by yourself without having a roommate, jobs even without higher education were paying about the same and most offer benefits. I really hope people start waking up and change things for the better because I’m tired of seeing the middle class shrinking and people falling into poverty.
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215,975 I want to give you all this love. I think I would love you forever.
I'm nervous to see you. I feel like the words flow out of me through my skin.
It would be so hard taking it slow with you if I ever had a chance. But this is the one to never mess up. I've been waiting. Since the day I walked in and looked into your eyes, it's been you.
I'm sorry.


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215,973 My ex asked to borrow my truck so she could pick up a new dryer. I said what are you going to do, lift it on and off the truck your self? I offered to pick it up for her. After I delivered it and moved it into her laundry room, she gave me a blow job. She's remarried. Guess it isn't going well.


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215,972 It's almost 50 years later and whenever I'm about to go for a swim in the ocean, images from the movie JAWS pop into my head.


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215,971 I wish the cemetery wasn't located next door to the hospital. That's really bad marketing.


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215,970 I've been up for  3.5 hours and I have done nothing. Zero. Niente. Nada. Zilch.
Menopause is slowly robbing me of every last ounce of energy I once had. I don't even know how to be anymore.


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215,969 My sister-in-law, as in wife’s sister, I see her at family gatherings 3 or 4 times a year.  She always greets me with arms open and a hug and pushes her pelvis into mine and hard.

I never reacted to this till this last July 4 when I responded and pushed back. She reacted down there by moving back and forth a bit, and also puts her lips to my ear and goes. “Ohhhhhh”




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215,968 I think she's just mad because I figured it out.


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215,967 I hate having to get up in the night to pee. I wish there was a device I could attach to my dick where I could pee while lying in bed and there would be no mess.


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215,966 Someone wants to have sex with me, but she lives two states away. Eh, I really can't be bothered to travel that far.


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215,965 There is this woman I text almost everyday,  sometimes she responds quickly other times its a day or two. She is super kinky, into bdsm, loves sending nudes and videos. She claims she is single I'm thinking not. Either she has a hubby or a bf which would explain her quiet times. She does have three kids which her ex has prime custody.


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215,964 I kind of don't care anymore if unvaccinated people get the virus and get sick and die.  To me,  that's Darwinism at work.


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215,963 Don't be so sure that you know anything about me at all.

^_^


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215,962 I can accept now that I never meant anything to her.


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215,961 My car has a flat. It is in a mall parking lot. I've left it there for almost a week. I'm amazed they haven't towed it.


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215,960 There’s no need to keep asking the question; my brain keeps screaming the answers.   My heart knows it as well….


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215,959 I miss someone I know but have never spent alone time with. I miss when I do things and he isn't with me. How do I keep falling for someone that I'm not sure will ever like me back. This is painful.


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215,958 Have you ever noticed that it's me, your siblings, your parents, potential employers, society, and the entire world who all have a problem and are at fault for everything that happens to you? That it's never, ever, your fault? Here's a secret: it is you. It's totally you. You're the problem. Take some responsibility for your actions and the consequences.

Here's an example: I saw a friend is on vacation with her family and mentioned it'd be nice if we could go on vacation. Your response wasn't, "Yes, if I applied myself and found a job so we became a dual-income household, we'd be able to." Noooo. No. Your response was, "That's because their parents were rich and gave them money. We don't have that." Ummmm, I'm pretty sure whenever I see people our age on vacation, it's not because they all have rich parents who give them money. It's because both people in the marriage/relationship ACTUALLY WORK A FUCKING JOB and can afford it. You say you apply for jobs every day, but you've never even been offered an interview since 2014. It's not every single employers' fault that this is happening. Clearly, you are doing something or not doing something for this result.

Another example: You said you could be in charge of a house project that needed done. I am working full-time, manage our household and schedules, and have a full plate. But you still came to me and had to run through every single conversation with every single contractor for me to "sign off" on the project. I reiterated I needed you to be in charge of this and just let me know how much I need to check out for and to whom. Anddddddd....the project is half done. But now you get to blame me for it. "This is why I had conversations with you, so you should have known what was happening!" No, it's not your fault for not using fucking common sense, it's my fault for not managing you. Of course. So now the project is back on my plate, along with fucking everything else, all because you can't apply yourself to anything and can't responsibility for anything.

I'm so exhausted. I can't keep this family afloat for the rest our of lives.


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215,957 I work 80 hours a week.


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215,956 I try not to let my laptop sit directly on my privates for fear it is sending out electronic waves and corrupting my DNA. Don't laugh, it could be.


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215,955 Men are the worst patients. They cry more than you realize. I've seen a 10 year old come in with a broken bone protruding from the skin, no crying. But a guy comes in because his golf swing hurt his shoulder, and he starts bawling. Eye roll. Men, get t together.


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215,954 I got my covid vaccine and within hours had a headache.
Had a migraine the following day. It lasted 4 days.
Then my daughter came home from summer school with some illness. She gave it to me. Now I've got fever and another migraine. My neck is sore. She tested negative for covid and so did I. But we also tested negative for strep and the flu.
So what the fuck? I was prescribed a a pack and steroids! Wtf. I was so healthy. But now I'm not feeling healthy at all. I begin to worry I won't be, even after covid is "under control." I've had this doom and gloom ominous foreboding feeling for weeks, like the world is ending. Just ending. I've never felt this before. Maybe the pandemic has finally taken its toll on me. Maybe covid causes depression. Maybe the world is just depressing.


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215,953 Shooting billionaires into outer space is a great idea. How do we keep them from coming back?


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215,952 I basically wasted 2 weeks doing nothing.
I could have gone on a vacation or visited some family or even just gone to parks around my house.

Nope. Sat here and did nothing.


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215,951 I realized I apologize too much when a toddler told me to stop saying sorry.


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215,950 If you could only keep your dick in your pants.....you are not all that and a bag of chips sweetie! Stop looking for the next best thing when you, yourself are not a desirable mate. YOU ARE NOT A GREAT CATCH! You don't even work when there are jobs out there. You are a lazy! You would rather live off the state. No one wants that guy! No one wants a lazy ass man. No one wants to take care of a middle aged child. Work on getting a job verse a girlfriend. Priorities are screwed up there!


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215,949 I absolutely HATE people who are nice to me when I don't deserve it. I hate people who "don't get mad easily." You're allowed to be mad at me. If I do something wrong, you're allowed to call me out. Don't just say "it's ok". I'm not going to learn anything if you do that.


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215,948 After the pandemic started, I managed to get a new job AND a new girlfriend.  Things are going better for me than they have in a long time.

So why does my life feel even more precarious now than it did before?


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215,947 White privilege really exists in so many ways, big, small and micro. For instance I live in a mixed neighborhood and sometimes go to predominantly black bars. I certainly wouldn't say I know the bartenders that well, maybe a vaguely familiar face, but certainly not a regular. Somehow I get to run a tab without providing a credit card or paying up front. Yes, the bartenders are also black.


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215,946 She posted a photo of her two daughters asleep in the back seat. Everyone raved how beautiful they look. Me, I looked at the photo and noticed neither girl is wearing a seat belt. Count on me to always see reality. I want to comment but the mother is my friend and I don't want to embarrass her. Think about it, I'd rather let her daughters die in a car crash than embarrass my friend.


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215,945 They are getting married. His plan is for them to live on a boat. He's a boaty sort of guy. He's not fussy. He doesn't need creature comforts. She is the opposite. She is all about fancy clothing and luxury. I'm thinking she won't last a month living on a boat. Their marriage is doomed. He's a geek though and this is the first woman he has ever dated even though he is 40. He is ignoring their incompatibility. She's 36. She has not had anyone pursuing her in a long time. She knows this is her last chance to land a husband. As a result, she lying about her desire to live on a boat. Deep down she knows she'll hate it. She knows the marriage won't work. But she thinks it's better to be married and divorced, then never be married at all. This is how women think. Always out for themselves. She's going to crush him. I wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself after she leaves him.


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215,944 I would be an excellent sniper. I'm patient. I'm a great shot. I have no conscious.


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215,943 I throw away things I no longer need. My house is spotless and uncluttered. I also throw away people I no longer need.


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215,942 It's been about 18 months. I still haven't been inside a market, or a restaurant. I still haven't gone to a barber. I'm not planning on going to any of these places anytime soon. Maybe never again.


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215,941 My son is a total disappointment to me. I didn't need him to be smart, or popular, or good looking. I needed him to be a good person. He is not. He doesn't have a good soul. I've brought another asshole into the world.


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215,940 I'm so awkward I probably shouldn't be allowed out of the house.


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