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208,301 How do you warn people of the absolute worst topic imaginable is about to hit them right sqaure in the press.


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208,300 Okay, this is strange. They've been saying that in some cases, one of the first indications that one has the virus is a loss of taste and smell. Well, about 15 years ago I had an otolaryngeal surgery, and one of the side effects is a decrease in my ability to taste and smell. Sense of smell is more affected - it comes and goes, and once in a while I'll get a whiff of a favorite scent like from the pine trees in the yard, and that makes me happy. Taste is strange. I CAN taste, but some things more than others. I'd started using turmeric because it's good for you, and I'd load it on my oatmeal. It didn't taste like anything. Then one day last year - POW! Yeah, it was pretty strong. That was the only day I was able to taste it, though.

Now, for the past week, my senses are in overdrive. When I go for walks, I'm inundated with fragrances of the flowers and trees. I can smell mildew in the basement. I can smell my dog, and more importantly, that my entire house smells like the dog. (I'll be steam cleaning the carpets today.) I just had my morning oatmeal. As per usual, I loaded it up with nuts and seeds, and OH MY GOD those almonds are delicious! I eat almonds every single day, and they've never tasted like this. The butter on my toast was so delicious I had to have three pieces. Chewing gum is much more flavorful. I'm definitely enjoying it, but I'm not sure what to think.


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208,299 I don't love anyone. I'm married with children. They are good kids. I'd help them if they needed it. But love them? I don't. It's not in me. I don't hug them. I don't tell them I love them. I still do things with them. We have discussions. We eat together sometimes. I pay for their needs. But these are all functional things I do with them. There is no emotion.

When it comes to love and my wife, I actively try to avoid her. I am completely devoid of any feelings for her. If she died today I'd wouldn't think twice about it. I'm not wishing bad things to happen to her, but I wouldn't care an ounce if she was hit by a car and I never saw her again.

I'm not sure why I am this way. My parents were very distant. There was no affection in my childhood home. It's probably related to my lack of affection today.


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208,298 I think my wife is intentionally trying to get me sick from covid-19. We are heading towards divorce. Which means she gets half of everything. She knows this. If I die instead, she gets 100% of everything. So she's been going out and meeting with friends. She's not using precautions. No gloves for example when filling her car with gas. I asked her to be more careful. She laughs it off. Seriously, I think she's hoping to get me sick. I'm in 4 of the high risk categories. I have diabetes. I'm over 60. I have high blood pressure. I have a heart condition. I could choose to leave our home but I have no place else to go. This seems like legal loophole murder to me.


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208,297 Andrew Cuomo is single? Hmmmm.... How do I meet this hunk?


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208,296 A few years ago I knew a young lady. She might have still been in high school. I was almost 40. For $100 she'd suck and fuck my brains out. Got together with her about a dozen times. Thinking about her a lot since I've been stuck in the house.


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208,295 Any idea why Italy was hit so hard with the virus?  It is a secret because the media certainly isn't reporting it.

Florence had a lot of Chinese workers from Wuhan China and the mayor there felt that they were being discriminated against.  In early February this Mayor decided to have a hug a Chinese person day, you know, to show he was not racist.  This act caused the virus to explode and cause a pandemic.  


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208,293 The virus is has clearly gone airborne. They don't want to tell us that for fear of creating a panic. Think of all the people in apartment buildings, they would have no place to hide. Chaos.


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208,292 The guy in my office who was constantly spouting off that the Corona virus was a fake event to make Trump look bad tested positive yesterday. Karma is a bitch


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208,291 This quarantine is getting old for me. My wife wants sex all the time. Two weeks of sex sex sex.All I want is to binge watch Breaking Bad. Am I the only one who feels this way?


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208,290 Pictures of spectators taken yesterday as the hospital ship arrived in New York harbor.

Now do we understand why New York City is doomed?




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208,289 I gently explain to my wife that I'll take the trash out to the apartment complex dumpster. I don't tell her it's because I don't trust her to be sanitary. She's not a person who ever thinks. I know she'll muck it up and get virus on everything. She is not to be told what to do however. So behind my back she snuck out and brought the trash to the dumpster. I caught her coming back in. I told her we discussed this and I said I'd take out the trash. We had agreed to it. But this never matters to my wife. She tried to justify her actions and said it was okay because she wore gloves. I looked at her hands and sure enough she was wearing rubber gloves. But here we were inside the house and she was still wearing the gloves. She opened and closed the door wearing her germy gloves. She turned on a light switch while wearing her germy gloves. She got the milk carton out of the refrigerator while still wearing her germy gloves. In other words, if there were germs on her gloves from touching the dumpster, in one fell swoop she managed to spread those germs on several surfaces in the apartment. She's an idiot. The simplest of ideas go right over her head. She will be the death of both of us.


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208,288 There's a tailor in our town. He makes custom suits, shirts and shoes. He used to only have businessmen as his clients, but then he started working with local celebrities and sports figures. He's always all over the town FB pages posting pictures and bragging about his newest celebrity client. My friend worked with him briefly. He has a secret. He doesn't make anything himself. He takes all of the measurements and has everything made by seamstresses and shoemakers in China.

So in our area there is a call out to anyone who can sew, to help make face masks for the local hospitals who are running out. He's been uncharacteristically quiet on FB lately, so someone tagged him in one of the posts about the masks. Surely he could sew some masks, right, he's a tailor after all!  He didn't respond.

I noticed a couple posts from him last night. He has some masks. But he didn't make them, of course. He bought a couple boxes (from China, probably) and is asking nurses who need them to message him.


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208,287 Times are tough now, but we will be on the downhill side of all this soon.  You can hear this in the news if you care to listen.

Driving home last night listening to the radio there was a short piece of news on a local PBS station. A local craft brewer converted some production to making hand sanitizer. They contacted 3 or 4 other local craft brewers for some raw product to work with and they all chipped in and contributed.  The 1st batch of hand sanitizer was 300 gallons, all bottled up and shipped off to local hospitals.  The next batch will be larger.

This tells me all the medical supply problems will be resolved soon enough.  We all here in the US may bitch and moan and complain about everything, but in times like this we band together and solve problems.  



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208,286 It annoys the hell out of me when women repeatedly refer to their significant others as "my man" or "my boyfriend" or any other terms like that.

Does he have a name?  Or is he just being used as a prop for you to show your girlfriends that you "have a guy"?

You know the women I'm talking about.  They never refer to their SO as an individual.  They always refer to him as an item.



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208,285 The moment you were born I never knew I could love something so much. I never knew something as simple as your laughter could make me so happy.  If anything were to happen to me during this time I want you to know that my only regret in this life is that I would not get t watch you grow into the lovely woman I know you’ll be. They say we only live once but I believe that I will keep living through you and you will get further than I ever could. When life faces you with difficult decisions I know you’ll find it in your heart to make the right choice. Go out there and make me proud.

Love,
Dad


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208,284 For years I cut my parents slack, told my self they did the best they could.
Told my self that my father only did those things to me because he'd been drinking. My brother only did those things to me because he saw my father doing them.
How could my mother have known when I never told her.
They did the best they could.
And then it dawned on me one night that, even if it was the best they could do, it still amounted to a very shitty job of parenting.
Fuck you both for fucking me and fuck you too, you stupid blind and worthless cunt.


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208,283 Wish I lived in the desolate Yukon Territory.


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208,282 I haven't spoken to my son in several months. He lives in my house but I haven't said a word to him in all this time. He has a terrible attitude. He's lazy. He's a smart ass. All he wants to do is play video games. His school work suffers. He has zero friends. He is making very bad choices in life. I tried to save him. For years I was encouraging. I'd help him with his studies. I'd tried to find things which might interest him. He ignored me and usually offered a snotty snide comment for my efforts. O.k., he wins. He can do whatever he wants. I've given up on him.


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208,281 When I'm binge watching a reality TV show like Intervention or My 600 Pound Life, I skip any episodes about black people. I'm not prejudice. I just don't want to watch them. I should be allowed not to watch without be called a racist.


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208,280 I've put duct tape around all my doors, except for one. I'm trying to prevent airflow from the outside world. I don't know if it helps but it makes me feel like I'm at least doing something.


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208,279 I'd like to fall in love again. I miss the thrilling feeling. I'm married but we haven't felt anything for each other in 25 years.


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208,278 I'm so anxious about catching the virus that it might be better if I got it already. It's like my fear of flying where the anticipation of an upcoming flight is worse than the flight itself.


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208,277 I wish officials would stop telling people to go out for a walk. NO! Please stay home. You won't get sick if you stay home. The only way to get sick is to go out. So don't go out! Simple.


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208,276 This article was hard to find...many online news buried it.

The National Rifle Association (NRA) on Friday filed a federal lawsuit against California Gov. Gavin Newsom and Los Angeles County Sheriff Alexander Villanueva after the state's order to close nonessential businesses has affected firearms retailers.

At home we have been talking about  looting. My bf says that CA will be the first state where it'll begin, I think it'll be NY. One thing is clear...

Trump have just secured his next presidency term...


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208,275 I'm curious as to why more focus hasn't been directed at the CDC admitted level of inability to prepare for a pandemic they've been receiving monies for? One senator pointed out, they have a clause with all their funding that allows them to allocate money for construction.  Evidently,  the CDC has built buildings and classrooms but for what purpose if not to he ready.gov?

The blame cant all be directed at Trump. If we allow ourselves a scapegoat to take the heap of the blame then we are no better off and haven't learned a thing.

It's time to look long and hard at ALL our government staffers, entities entitled to federal funding and make a framework to prevent such waste and indifference. I couldn't imagine being employed at the CDC and feeling like a hero right now. They condemned us (U.S.)


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208,274 My wife continues to go to church every day, but virtual church. She watches some live stream mass on her computer. She still does the whole standing and kneeling bit. She sings along with the hymns. She says the prayers. Her religious fanaticism will not be denied. I don't say anything bad about it. But I want to ask why her God is allowing this viral scourge to go on? This viral scourge that has killed so many. Oh, he's on Facebook live and he's still taking monetary donations....


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208,273 The skin on my hands looks so old and wrinkled. It's like thin almost clear parchment paper ready to tear. When did this happen? When did I become elderly?


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208,271 i've been wearing pjs for a week.


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208,270 All from this morning:

After looking out the apartment window down towards the street, I say to my wife, "I can't believe cab drivers are still out working. I'd think they are prime for spreading the virus."

My wife looks towards the living room, then to the dining room, and says, "I don't see any cab drivers."

I say, "The cab drivers wouldn't be in our apartment. They are down on the street."

She says, "Well you could have been more clear."

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I say, "I'm not sure there will be school in September."

She says, "Well I think students will be off in April, but after that, in March, I'm sure they will go back."

I say, "Well I'm pretty sure they won't be going back in March."

She says, "Oh yes they will! Why do you think you know? The president said things should remain closed in April. But in March, things will be better."

I let it go. There was no point in making her mad.

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A few minutes later my wife says, "I saw Kelly Ripa this morning. They had on a singer from Hamlet."

I ask, "Where is the singer from?"

She repeats, "Hamlet."

I say, "Do you mean to say the singer is from Hamilton?"

She gets instantly angry and says, "I said Hamilton. I never said Hamlet." She then stomped off into the bedroom and slammed the door.

And this is a major part of the part problem. Her mis-speaking makes her angry. But angry at me, as if it's my fault because I notice.


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208,269 My coworkers are obsessed with Tiger King on Netflix, I could hardly get to the second episode. The show consists of Rednecks on drugs with some land in east bumfuck Florida mistreating and abusing exotic animals.

Hey kids, that’s what’s left of your brain on drugs. I hope those idiots get eaten by those cats. Who the hell do we Americans think we are in “owning” an exotic animal with no training or the proper amount of space/habitat whatsoever?!

It’s disgusting. I equate it to the Chinese eating domestic cats, completely barbaric. Gross.  In the end, I hope the animals win their planet back, we don’t deserve them.


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208,268 I can’t believe this is happening. It all just feels like a nightmare. I wish it could all just go back to the way it was.


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208,267 My first miscarriage would have been due today and I just had another miscarriage this month. I feel like someone is looking out for me to not be pregnant or have a baby during covid pandemic since where I work is high risk. Wonder when will be a good time to try again..


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208,266 I feel like giving up.


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208,265 The panna cotta is the message.


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208,264 Uncut Gems is the best movie I've seen all year. Adam Sandler is brilliant. He gave one of the best performances I've ever seen. He made me remarkably uncomfortable for the entire movie, but in a powerfully good way. He deserved the Academy Award. But here's the secret. Hollywood would never give it to him. He is considered to be trash. He makes slapstick juvenile movies. He's not worthy in their eyes. So they don't give him the award and instead offer misguided praise to Parasite, which was god awful. Their loss. Audiences bought tickets to Parasite. But the audiences were disappointed and I think they skip movies for a while - hey there are plenty of other options on Netflix. Uncut Gems could have made Hollywood a bundle but it won't because Hollywood gave it no support. Go Adam Sandler. Respect.


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208,263 If I have to die, I want my death to be noble. I want to go out helping people instead of sitting home and waiting for the grim reaper.


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208,262 I love my community. I hate my community.

So many residents looking out for each other. We are in this together. They make me think we will pull through.

Then again, there are those complete selfish boneheads who insist on turning this into a good time party. They are buying margaritas by the pitcher and sitting around with friends drinking. This is why my town's infection numbers keep going up. What assholes.

There will be two kinds of reckonings when this is over. A good kind and a bad kind. I will be handing out both.


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208,261 Yeah. I understand now why I always lose at paintball and call of duty.  I understand now why I would die if this was a zombie   apocalypse. I’m impatient sitting here waiting for death to come. I’m the idiot that would charge in and die. I’ve seen all the “stay home stay safe” hashtags and the the “you’re not stuck at you you’re safe at home” memes and yet I keep going to the front door and looking out. I’m not saying it’s smart, I know it’s not, I just keep thinking “if I do die from this, is this how I want to spend my last days?  If I don’t die from this, is this what we can expect to have as our new NORMAL?” I mean I know it won’t be like this everyday, but is this how we are going to react from now on???


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208,260 Yeah. I understand now why I always lose at paintball and call of duty.  I understand now why I would die if this was a zombie   apocalypse. I’m impatient sitting here waiting for death to come. I’m the idiot that would charge in and die. I’ve seen all the “stay home stay safe” hashtags and the the “you’re not stuck at you you’re safe at home” memes and yet I keep going to the front door and looking out. I’m not saying it’s smart, I know it’s not, I just keep thinking “if I do die from this, is this how I want to spend my last days?  If I don’t die from this, is this what we can expect to have as our new NORMAL?” I mean I know it won’t be like this everyday, but is this how we are going to react from now on???


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208,259 I like to watch train wreck "reality" shows - Intervention, Hoarders, 600-Pound Life.  I paid real attention to an Intervention episode last week that I'd seen previously.  I fucking figured out why I imprison myself.  It was about the gal in Canada whose boyfriend switched teams and hooked up with her sister.

My sister did this to me, many times.  "Stole" the guy I was madly in love with in 8th grade.  I really, really still believe we could have had a chance - they were together for many years and we were still necessarily friendly, into our early 20's.

She tried to jack a guy I was humping in high school - calling him all the time, picking up the other phone when I was talking with him.

The corker was the morning after a house party when I woke up to her and my live-in boyfriend naked on the couch, nearly going at it.  He told me "we've always wanted each other."

I'm gonna let myself out of the prison now.

Reality shows are embellished and heavily produced, but I'm glad one finally got through to my broken subconscious.


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208,258 The world will forever change. I'm using this isolation time to build a website for the new world where somethings wont work in large social groups anymore.


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208,257 My wife gave up sex for lent. She only told me this a few days ago. Gee thanks honey.


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208,256 Going out to the market to buy food makes me feel like the survivors on The Walking Dead sneaking into town to look for supplies.


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208,255 About 10 minutes after my wife went to bed, I used the downstairs bathroom to do my business. When I was done, I of course flushed. A minute later my wife came downstairs. She went into the bathroom, sniffed around, and turned on the fan. This is what she does. Every time I use the bathroom she goes in and checks to see if the fan needs to be turned on. Even if it is late at night and she was already in bed. She listens for the flush sound, then gets up to make her personal inspection. She is a very strange person.


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208,254 It’s not really a secret that I would do a happy dance if your family caught covid. Nope, the real secret is that YOU would be happy if you could be done w/your fat stupid family.

And that’s what goes through your head. Why do the have to be so fat? Why do they have to be so stupid?  Because they are stuck in the Midwest, it’s their way. You’re not mad at me; you’re very disappointed and embarrassed by your fat stupid family. This disease might really make our lives so much better if they all pass away.

You want everyone to eat less and move more. Everyone is fine; you just really want your family to stop being such pigs.


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208,253 F 28
I have just learned how to make myself cum for the first time ever without having sex. I can't wait to do it again.


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208,252 Although my methods were awkward I’m glad I told you how I feel. I’m glad you feel the same way. Let’s survive this damn pandemic so we can see each other again, yeah?


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208,251 I’m thoroughly enjoying quarantine.
Bars are closed. He can’t go. Restaurants too. Can’t go spend too much money on food and drinks (night f course we would always have to go somewhere where alcohol was served.)
Yeah.
I love it.


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208,250 Ah, all those asian Ching Chong  massage parlors closed? I guess you’ll have to find some other way to make yourself feel like shit.


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208,249 One of the scarier things I read this week. 2,000 mailmen are suspected of having the virus and are in quarantine. These are the guys who touch your mail before you bring it in your house. Also consider, how did the mailmen catch it? Someone with the virus mailed a letter, that's how. It means the virus is being transmitted on the envelopes. Like holy shit this is bad. Everyone has mail delivered. The virus is being sent right to you.


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208,248 So the rich are using their money and power to flee the hotspots. They are renting entire rural hotels. They are chartering boats to go offshore. See, they deserve to live while the rest of us deserve to die.

And when a vaccine comes out, who do you think will be first in line?  The rich of course.

I've had enough of this. I think we need to bring about change.


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208,247 I am like five months pregnant. I just learned of this four days ago. How could I have not noticed before now? That’s wild. I know exactly who got me this way and I told him.  He isn’t happy at all and is acting like it’s all my fault and that I’m trapping him. Wants me to get an abortion. Sorry, dude...but I saw the ultrasound and there is a little baby In there. An actual person. I’m not killing the little person inside of me
And I don’t know how he could even suggest it so casually. I am pro choice but my choice is that an abortion is simply not happening. Guess he’s going to shun his own child even though he has taken responsibility for his other two. Hurtful but I’m going to have to make it work. I just want to be allowed to be excited about my upcoming child and knowing he won’t be loved by his father is something that makes it harder. He had no problem immediately stealing the joy I should be feeling and this is my first and probably only
Baby I will ever have. But he still isn’t going to shame me into having an abortion no matter how alone he has left me.


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208,246 When I was a kid (high school years) our home was first condemned and then foreclosed and padlocked by the state. There was literally a chain on the front door and a large yellow sign announcing it was illegal to enter the premises. It didn't stop us though. My parents set up the ladder around back so we could get in and out from a second floor window. This was my normal. I didn't realize other families didn't have these kinds of hurdles. I mean I did realize a little in that I would go to friends houses and we'd use the door to get in and out. But it never registered with me exactly how wrong my living situation was. As an adult I think back to my childhood and it makes me sad. So I try not to think about it. I feel like I'm still not dealing with it because I will cry at random times.


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208,245 So glad I never went to medical school.


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208,244 My overly smart daughter is home from her overly smart college. Bored, she did the Sunday Times crossword puzzle. It took her 3 hours and a half hours. She tried to be sassy and asked how fast I could do it. I said if I can beat her time, she can make dinner tonight. She printed out a blank copy and started her timer. I did it in one hour six minutes. She's in the kitchen now. :) Oh yea, I still got it college girl!


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208,243 If my wife keeps going out and ignoring the new state laws about only going out when absolutely necessary, if she keeps doing her own thing, I'm going to move out. She's needlessly putting the rest of us at risk. I could see moving out and her getting sick and being all alone while battling the illness. Not a pretty picture but she is bringing this on herself.


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208,242 I've been watching old episodes of Davy & Goliath, Dodo, Wonderama, Soupy Sales, Bonanza,and Mannix. It's given me comfort to go back to a time when life was simple.


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208,241 Quarantine New York? I'm all for it and I live in New York. People aren't behaving correctly as is evidenced by the numbers still going up. Quarantine the entire place.


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208,240 I rarely buy myself anything. Sure, I buy food, but usually stuff that's on sale lol. But I rarely buy clothes. All my stuff is 10 years old or more. Even my sneakers are way old. I haven't bought furniture in what must be 20 years. I don't go on vacation, I'd rather be home. My car is older than my clothes lol. I live on so little but I'm happy. It's free to read or do a puzzle. We make too much out of having new things all the time.


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208,239 I only seem to remember the bad things I've done. I never look back on the good things.


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208,238 I'm always the one to help everyone around me. Just once I'd like some of them to help me and relieve some of my burden.


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208,237 I hope the world does change after this chapter ends. For one thing, we could have a little more compassion for each other. That would be a great step forward. But there should be other changes too.

- All schooling should be online. No more expensive school buildings and teachers. Youtube all of it which will reduce property taxes by 80%.

- No more shaking hands.

- No more drunken parties.

- Workers should telecommute everyday.

- Supermarkets should go away. Food stores should be warehouses that deliver your groceries.

- No more mail service. Send docs via email.

- No more movie theaters. Netflix in the home instead.

This will hopefully be the start of the Isolation Age. People are rotten. We don;t need to interact in person anymore. I think this would be a godsend.


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208,236 I had words with my wife yesterday. I said I home schooled the kids most of the day. I recaulked the kitchen sink. I made lunch and dinner for the family. I did two loads of laundry. I paid the bills. I then pointed out my wife did nothing to help the family. She rolled her eyes and scoffed, "You're a liar. I did so much today too. I did 100 sit-ups. I did 40 crunches.I planked for 4 minutes. I jumped rope for 30 minutes. I also watched two yoga videos. Two! Where do you get off saying I did nothing...."

So typical of her. She so often manages to miss the point.






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208,235 I'm scared.


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208,234 Um, how am I supposed to get my haircut? Yes, a minor problem, but a real problem. What are people doing about haircuts?


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208,233 I'm beginning to wonder if our leaders have a vaccine they are not telling us about. How come Trump and Pence are out there shaking everyone's hands and interacting with so many people, but they don't get sick, nor do their wives.


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208,232 Stimulus aside, look at these bozos standing shoulder to shoulder. So much for social distancing!




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208,231 I'm a retired teacher. A former student from many years ago contacted me in an email to say hello. I told him I remember him being in my class and I always liked him as a student. I hope I made him very happy. Truth be told, I don't remember him in the slightest. I had thousands of students. I'm also old. I only remember a few.


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208,230 Curious what the swingers and people who practice BDSM are doing?
Not the safest group on a good day.....not sure you can spank someone's ass from 6 ft away


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208,229 Your mom should have aborted your brother when she was a teen and just got a baby doll.

She’s really that simple of a human.

Simple, fat, dumb, just wants a doll to play with. That’s your midwestern mom. Anybody want a sneeeeeaaaack? Haha haha, her & that stint are gonna get what they have coming! Haha haha!!!!!! She’s only cared about how things affect her and her life and that is finally biting her in her gigantic ass.

Haven’t you noticed every one on your side is FAT AND STUPID AND WILL DIE.

HahahHaha!!!!


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208,228 You don't know what it's like to live with my wife. I ordered food to be delivered from Peapod. The wait times on deliveries is very long, like two weeks. But I made an order and have been patiently waiting. Every now and then I added a few more items. The day before the delivery was to arrive I did a final check that I had everything on the list. I explained this to my wife. That evening, unknown to me, my wife went in and removed items from the list. She took off bacon, spaghetti sauce, cheese, ground beef, frozen pizza, and more. She added some things for herself like chia seeds and bean sprouts. I didn't realize what had happened until the order came. I couldn't believe it. I was both outraged and depressed. Two weeks I waited for that order. Totally deflated, I asked why she removed items. She said because she didn't want to eat foods that could make her fat. I asked why she couldn't simply add her items to the list and leave my items in place. Why couldn't she do that? WHY COULDN'T SHE DO THAT??? We have children. Now what, I should feed them chia seeds and bean sprouts for dinner? You don't know anyone as self centered as my wife. I'm too depressed to even think about it anymore. I don't deserve this menace in my life. The children deserve to have a real and caring mother. As soon as this is over I'm out of here with my children.


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208,227 I have come to the conclusion that social media is poison.


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208,226 I work in an admin support capacity in healthcare. Our office is still open to support our patients. My coworkers are driving me fucking crazy. They refuse to socially distance. 3 of them took a selfie together with their damn cheeks practically touching. I mean WTF?!  The managers refuse to enforce 6 feet apart. I need my job but I’m about to self isolate without pay from these selfish pricks. Our patients fulfill the majority of comorbidities on the list of people at risk with the virus. This behavior can kill our patients and our families. They act immune. Fuck you guys. You are the reason this shit is going to overwhelm our hospitals and extend quarantine for all.


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208,225 Your mom needs to snack less.

Her name is a fat girls name too.

And she’s stupid.

Fat stupid midwestern cow. Yup that’s her.

So dumb, so selfish. Got knocked up and expected everyone to help her.

CUNT.


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208,224 When I was in college I didn't have enough money for many things. Two examples, I never wore underwear and I never used shaving cream. I couldn't afford these luxury items. That was a long time ago. I have enough money for underwear these days. But after all this time I still don't use shaving cream. I got used to shaving without it and never found the need to buy any again.


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208,223 I've tried to bend my dick backwards and stick it up my ass. It's not long enough to go inside, but I could at least get the head to touch my asshole. So yeah, a dick has touched my asshole.


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208,222 I don't understand why the stock market is going up. We are nowhere near the peak on this crap. Many more people are about to die. The rest of us will be none too keen about shopping at the mall or getting on a plane. To re-use an old phrase, what we are seeing is "irrational exuberance."


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208,221 I'm never sure how to end a text conversation. Am I supposed to say bye when I don't want to talk anymore? Seems weird to have to wait 5 minutes with no more texts to determine that the conversation is over.


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208,220 Let me tell ya, the college acceptance process is brutal. My son is valedictorian of his large competitive high school. He scored 1590 on his SATs (out of 1600). He's won all sorts of awards. He applied to 15 colleges this year. He was accepted at 3. If a fellow like him gets turned down by 80% of the schools, what chance do most students have? The girl who was 2nd in his class, she was only accepted at one state school. Like what? I'm thinking there is more to the formula than just smarts. I'm thinking money talks. If you are a B+ student, but Daddy manages a hedge fund, then I'm thinking you'll get in everywhere.


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208,219 I live on the 8th floor. I've been taking the stairs up and down everyday because I don't want to get in the elevator in case a sick person is in there.


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208,218 Successful people make their bed everyday.


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208,217 I want to make my life better. I want to build a new house. But I want to get divorced first. I don't want her to get to enjoy the new house. She doesn't deserve it.


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208,216 There is something unusual about my son and his now girlfriend. Something I’ve not quite seen before. It’s like other people WANT them to be together. Like somehow people around them feel better knowing that they are a couple. Their friends started trying to get them to be a couple from the very first day they met.  I usually hate the kids my children date but with this girl I found myself wanting them to be together. Her parents found out they had been secretly seeing each other even though she wasn’t supposed to have a boyfriend and they weren’t even upset. It’s such a strange phenomenon. And they are just kids. Just 16.  I can’t explain it. But I’ve noticed it.


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208,215 Andrew Cuomo for president. He's the one we've all been looking for.


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208,214 I never knew Jimmy Dean and James Dean were two different people. I thought he was a movie star who also sang country songs.


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208,213 All the schools are closed due to the virus. I'm supposed to be home schooling my children but I can't be bothered.


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208,212 "Your face is disgusting."

Who speaks to a spouse this way? This isn't love. It's torture. Why do I stay in this marriage?

It puts me in mind of the tv show "Intervention." I need someone to come along and save me because I can't seem to save myself.

I'm the husband by the way.


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208,211 I have a drawer filled with what must be 50 or more power adapters for various devices like phones, calculators, laptops, etc. I tell myself I can't throw any of them out... I mean what if I need a particular adapter one day to charge the device? What I don't tell myself is the device the adapter is for... was thrown out 10 years ago.


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208,210 Some politicians are worried unemployment benefits could exceed someone's normal income. Give us your corporate sponsor contributions then and get your fucking asses to work ironing this mess out!

They expect blind obedience from the people who brought to light serious inadequacies with the handling of Katrina (the hurricane) these waters are all uncharted and tomorrow is uncertain


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208,209 I love my husband more than I love me. This doesn't sound like a problem but I'm realizing it is.


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208,208 I am an American by birth and Southern by the grace of the Lord.


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208,207 The secret no one wants to hear.  Approximately 80% of the population is going to need to get coronavirus at some point in order to create herd immunity and get on with our lives.  The point of social isolation, self quarantining, etc. is to slow this process so we don't overwhelm our medical system which would greatly increase the death toll.  It's a minimum of 18 months before a possible vaccine could be available.  All healthy, younger, people should just accept that this is inevitable and just attempt to delay getting it.  All unhealthy and older people need to be tremendously careful as they are less likely to survive it and should try to remain in the 20% who don't get it.  Yes, it sucks.  Yes, it's closer then many of us have ever been to death and not all will survive.  But even if we were on full quarantine for 18 months there is no guarantee an effective vaccine would become available.  


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208,206 The latest version of the stimulus package still includes $25 million for the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Ah, but the democrats explained why the money is necessary. It's to deep clean the theater.

Let's see, the complex seats about 5,000 people. That means it must cost $5,000 to clean each seat. Hot damn janitors get paid a helluva lot of money!

Either that, or the dems are lying to us. So what to you think? Janitors are overpaid or the dems are scheming yet again?


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208,205 Everyone freaking out about having to stay at home are ridiculous. What is the big damn deal?? I'm an introvert and home is my favorite place to be. I don't mind quarantine AT ALL. I'll gladly stay home. I've been training for this for years. I can stay in my house voluntarily for days on end not going anywhere except the grocery store. I have a job that I go to because I have to, but I do not have a social life because I hate going out except for the occasional date night with my husband. Every chance to stay home I gladly take. I'm just sitting there in my comfy chair with all my books, tablet, tv, crafts, snacks and cat enjoying myself. I'm laughing at all these people screaming about not being able to leave the house. Get over it, weirdos. Would you rather catch a nasty virus and possibly die? Or infect others that may die? Stay the hell home it isn't hard!!!


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208,204 A few dickheads in my town are still trolling facebook saying the virus isn't so bad so there is no need to stay inside. They are using their real names. Once this virus situation is over, I have a funny feeling their cars are going to get flat tires in the middle of the night...


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208,203 I live in an apartment. Some outside landscaping company is using a leaf blower next to my windows. This isn't fair. This state is on lock-down. Only essential workers are allowed to be on the job. I'm sorry but cleaning the leaves is not an essential job. I don't want some unknown person outside my windows. I don't want a leaf bower stirring up virus particles. The police should shut this down. I hate how I have to be the heavy on this and get the police involved. People should take responsibility for their own doings. Get the hell away from my windows!!!!!!


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208,202 Hate to point this out, but the recommended six foot social distancing isn't a hard and fast rule. They say the droplets from a sneeze or even just breathing can travel 6 feet in a few seconds before falling to the ground. Okay, but what if there is a gentle 5 mile per hour breeze. That translates to an air current moving 20 feet in a few seconds. So if you are outside and downwind from an infected person, you need an extra 20 feet of distance at least.

Don't abuse numbers. Any official who says 6 feet is the proper distance isn't understanding how the math works.


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208,201 I have to tell somebody! The dog chewed on a corner of the wall.... had to hurry and paint it luckily the paint is low odor so it won't be a tell. We'd get in deep doo doo if they found out.


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208,200 I see many news clips of janitors rubbing down chairs and light switches with a dirty rag. I'm not sure they are really doing anything other than smearing the germs everywhere.


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208,199 Many whiners in town are complaining the online food delivery company has a very long wait time of 10 days. This means if you order today the delivery will arrive 10 days from now. Huge bummer, especially if you are running low of food. I have a workaround. I've had an account for a long while. My hubby also set up an account a long while ago. What we started doing is I'll make an order. Then 5 days later we'll make another order on the hubbys account. We keep alternating accounts. That way we are only 5 days away from the next delivery. I hate to game the system, but I've been a customer much longer than all these newcomers so I dont feel bad about it.


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208,198 I know a woman who's 30-year old healthy sister got the Wuhan coronavirus and stopped breathing.  She's in the hospital.  I told the friend that the woman's lucky to have stopped breathing so soon, before they have to stop treating people.

So how about we ditch the political arguments for once?


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208,197 At times when I poop I tell myself it's a big penis pulling out of my behind.


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208,196 Your fat mom, her diabetic husband, your diabetic father, and your diabetic brother will all suffer complications if they catch this.

Maybe they should’ve drank less coke.

I am thrilled.


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208,195 I have this annoying secret quirk. I believe that little things I do have an effect on major decisions in my life. Like I'll apply for a job. In the few days I'm waiting to hear back from them, I'll tell myself that if I do this weird thing, like walk backwards down the stairs, I'll get the job. So I walk backwards down the stairs. Another example. I'm waiting for the result of a medical lab test. I tell myself if I watch a rerun of Happy Days, the results will come back negative. I've been doing this my entire life. I remember a weird one from when I was a very young, about 5 years old. There was a smudge of jam on the kitchen table. I told myself if I lick the jam off the table, I will live to be 100. Weird games I play with myself.


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208,194 Here's a screenshot from a webcam in New Jersey. The entire state is on lockdown. No one should be outside. But look at all the people walking past each other. People are not taking this seriously enough.




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208,193 The electric company sent everyone an email the other day saying if you don't pay your electricity bill during this difficult period it's okay. They said they understand and they won't turn off your service.

I thought that was so nice of them. What a gracious community oriented approach they are taking.

Today I received another email from them saying my bill was ready. I get one of these emails every month. It says the bill is ready and payment is due in four more weeks. I never pay my bill until the last day or so. But today when I received the email, I paid it immediately. I didn't wait. First time I ever paid so quickly. Hey, if they are helping the community and losing out on cash flow, I can do my part and pay them extra early to ease their burden just a little bit.

We are all in this together.


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208,192 I have no cough, no sneezing, no temperature, no aches. I've had no contact with any infected person. I've been isolated for three weeks. Yet I'm sitting her all alone convincing myself I have the Corona virus. The human mind can play awful tricks on us.


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208,191 I went into my office today just so I could be alone to jerk off.


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208,190 All the TV digital streaming services like Hulu, Netflix, Showtime, etc should give every household a month of free streaming with no obligations and no credit card. It should be considered their civil duty obligation under the circumstances.


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208,189 An old lover reached out this morning, we didn't really part on good terms. Some back and forth texting when she got to the real reason she texted me.
"Do you have any spare TP? I remember you had a well stocked pantry."
Could you be a bit less obvious?

I responded, "as a matter of fact I do, I remember that you gave excellent BJ's too."

We will see just how much she needs that TP


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208,188 A "conversation" with my wife this morning:

She asked, "Did you check the mailbox last night?"

I answered, "No."

She went on, "So you didn't take the mail from the mail box?... you didn't check it?... why didn't you check it?... I thought you checked it... so you didn't check the mail box last night?... not at all?... because I thought you did check... but you are saying you didn't check the mail box last night?... are you sure?... are you sure you didn't check the mail box?... no?... so you are telling me you didn't check the mailbox last or last evening or anytime yesterday?... at no time yesterday did you check the mailbox?... not at all?... no?... you didn't check the mailbox?... and you are sure you didn't check the mailbox?"

Living with her is hell.


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208,186 Ronnie Van Zant was bewitched while casting a scrying spell on Neil Young, into wanting to wear a Neil Young t-shirt in the grave.

I want all these goddamn snakes, off this goddamn plane, says Alabama Man.


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208,185 I was in the library about a week ago. Now it's being reported that a woman has the virus and she was a frequent visitor to the library. Fuck.


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208,184 Dr. Fauci is no longer present at Trump's news conferences. He is the short older gentleman who spoke well and gave me great comfort we are in good hands. What apparently happened is Dr. Fauci was honest with reporters and said Trump doesn't always give correct answers to questions. Seems like Dr. Fauci was then demoted by Trump.

If this is the case, then Trump has to go. Trump is making his own ego top priority while denying the public access to the country's leading expert on this illness. He must go. He must go now. Do not vote for this man. He has gone too far. This is such a blatant example of what this moron does. We need to all join together to get rid of Trump.

-- signed, a Republican


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208,183 I was reading an article about the Olympics being postponed for a year, until 2021. That's good. But what caught my attention is that a member of the Olympic Committee is named Dick Pound. LOL.


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208,182 I feel so much better writing about my worries and joys everyday in my journal. My journal is the best friend I never had.


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208,181 " About half of the total coronavirus cases in the United States are in New York State."

New York is an embarrassment to the country and the world. Isn't this where AOC is from? And Chuck Schumer? Their own politicians are letting New Yorkers die. They totally dropped the ball. No own can say otherwise. The numbers don't lie.


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208,180 My wife now owns 107 cookbooks. She doesn't cook. I do the cooking. But her friends cook. My wife buys the books they buy so she can be part of their conversations. It's a status symbol thing. Two more cookbooks arrived today. Another $50 down the drain.


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208,179 China has done a great job stopping the spread. But now they are concerned expats will return to China and bring the illness with them, To that end, China is requiring all people coming into the country be quarantined in Bejing...

Bejing?

Take all the new sick people and put them in the most populous city in their country? Does that make sense? How about you quarantine them in the desert?

I'm really starting to wonder about the IQ of politicians.


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208,178 Okay - pyjama people/sheeple.    

Masks stop the spread of YOUR Coronavirus.   Now, for healthy people,  the virus size is at the NANOMETER.    Masks won’t help you much.  

Translation- masks are for sick peoples and health care workers only.  

If your sick - stay in your FUCKING HOUSE and save the masks for health care workers.


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208,177 I have to laugh a little. I'm an introvert. I've been this way for many years. I work from home. I rarely go out. I shop for food after midnight. So when I see everyone else having to deal with staying inside, I smile. Not in a mean way. I say welcome to my world. It's not so bad. You get used to it.


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208,176 I always angle my laptop so my wife can't see the screen. I've been doing this for years and she has never noticed.


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208,175 Can somebody please ask me if I'm okay? I'm not, I'm really not.


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208,174 My wife spends her days looking at memes and laughing uncontrollably. I wish I had married a smarter woman.


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208,173 The stimulus package to put cash in people's pockets so they can eat --- was defeated a 2nd time by Pelosi and Schumer.

Democrats, what do you think of your heroes now? They are putting their petty politics before making sure your family has food to eat. I don't think I've ever seen anything so low.

Ready to vote them out yet? Or is party loyalty more important to you than letting your children starve to death?


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208,172 Im spending my free time staying home to organize my porn files.


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208,171 I have a relative who is in a location being shut down. So what did this relative do? She packed a suitcase and went to stay with her parents 500 miles away. I'm the only one in the family who sees the lunacy of her actions. The point of being shut down is that you stay where you are so you cant spread the virus. Traveling 500 miles away to another state is exactly what officials want to avoid. I find this relative's actions to be selfish and dangerous. But her attitude is that no one can tell a US citizen she should stay in her location. This is the reason America is now the third most infected country. By the end of the week we will be #1.


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208,170 if I don’t make it through this, at least I don’t have to see my mother in law or father in law ever again. They are both so stupid and selfish it makes my head and heart hurt.

I’m an idiot b/c I married their son and he will definitely let me die if I get sick. He’s probably hoping for it. I could almost respect him more if he’d just fucking admit already that he was never in love w/me.


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208,169 The masses are being manipulated by fear and sensationalism.


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208,168 Some people don't deserve siblings......


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208,167 I never really get sick. I get colds and things like that; but I never get 'sick.The In Feb, I was bedridden. I couldn't move, eat, shower - my girlfriend took care of me and my dog for 4 days. I am now sure I had the virus then.


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208,166 Winco in Longview Washington is limiting water to One gal per group. One fucking gallon! I drink that in one day. It’s to prevent people from hoarding. Really? I think that outfit is doing the hoarding. Make you come back the next day knowing you’ll Buy something else. Fuckers.


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208,165 On a Sunday morning in mid-December I woke up and blew my nose.  My nose started bleeding profusely.  I was greatly surprised because that never happened before.  I had nose bleeds through the next day.  Then came a fever, a headache, and fatigue that lasted two weeks.  I wonder if I had the virus.


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208,164 I'm wondering if I possibly had the virus. My son dates a Chinese girl. She lives with her mother here in the states. Her father works over in China. At Christmas he came to the states for the holidays. A few days later my son got the flu. By New Years I had the flu. It was in my lungs. Lots of coughing. Lasted for two weeks. Then I recovered. Now I wonder if it might have been the virus because of the connection to China.


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208,163 In November I got sick. I don't remember if it started cold like or flu like. I do remember that one night I started puking. That lasted for 24hrs a fever and throwing up. That sort of thing. Then it turned into cold like symptoms. For almost a month a friend of mine thought I had pneumonia. This whole time I was working, but pushing through symptoms. About a noth after it started suddenly I was A ok. Random thought I had today. I'm late 20s.


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208,162 My mother-in-law is freaking out thinking it's the End of Days, largely because her oldest son's death coincided with the coronavirus epidemic and plagues of locusts.  She's frantically urging everyone to pray, because surely Judgement Day is nigh.

As far as my wife's brother... well, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't God so much as McDonald's, Marlboro, and Anheuser Busch that did that guy in.  So God smote him dead, okay.  Did everyone miss the fact that he was an alcoholic, about 200 pounds overweight, and smoked two packs a day?

I can't tell anybody this, but I wouldn't be heartbroken if my older brother succumbed to the pileup of firstborn sons, because he's one of the biggest assholes you'll ever meet in your life.  I'm not even being mean with the above statement, ask ANYBODY.  Our whole family, his ex-wife, and his probation officer would back me on this one.

My wife and I are both youngest children, so home free!  Get on with it, Yahweh!





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208,161 It’s tough for me to accept that the medical industry has such a strong case of tunnel vision and only forecasting worst case scenario with only one unproven solution : isolate and destroy markets no matter the cost to the majority... with the “who cares what the long term impact is” attitude.  

The media loves the sensationalism that this perspective brings....so you create a perfect storm when you combine the medical industry’s view and cnn/msnbc exploiting it to attract more viewers, more traffic to their websites, more ad revenue.... with the media’s hope that this  this goes on for months.

Bottomline: The raw data is at malaria level today. clearly not going to kill the human race but will get some people sick. economic cost will be far worst.



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208,160 334k cases of corona worldwide reported. Virus stays in body for 10-12 days. Virus has been around for 4 months. Why do we keep adding to this number and not subtracting those cases that are no longer active?


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208,159 The situation has dramatically elevated to a mob-like fear spreading faster than COVID-19 itself.


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208,158 Being trapped with in our house has given my husband and I a renewed intimacy.  I’ve been having some of the best sex of my life!  I’m in a constant state of horniness and my hubby is eager to please. Yum! Keep safe.


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208,157 The guy you see speaking 'sign-language' is a fake.


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208,156 I cannot afford a Hospital bill. its seriously crazy that I need to bring my credit card to have a doctor 'see me'.


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208,155 From a pulmonologist friend of mine working at a Miami hospital:

Our hospitals could handle treating the sick. It’s the media that is driving thousands of people with the “sniffles” to our doors who insist on wanting to be admitted.  That’s the real problem. Thats what’s overwhelming us. That’s why Channel 7, Channel 10 etc portrays this as uncontrollable as they send in one of their video crews and show footage of a “standing room only” hospital waiting area. You literally have a waiting room full of people just hanging out when they should be home. I’d say one out of 100 patients that claim coronavirus should be tested and possibly admitted. All of which are elderly. This is manageable otherwise.



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208,154 I like this social distancing.  I hope it becomes a thing after this pandemic.


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208,153 I have a part-time job cleaning houses. My boss called all of us on Friday to tell us that we're considered "essential employees" falling under the janitorial category and to keep on working. I don't agree with this. If we were cleaning hospitals, doctors' offices, supermarkets, government buildings, then maybe. But houses? I just think they don't want to pay out unemployment. I'm kind of annoyed.


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208,152 I have been “back to the land” now for 5 years.
I have amassed a herd of sheep, 12 pigs, turkeys, goats, chickens and ducks.
I have nearly broken my back planting a garden year after year. I have a well and it is what I drink.
I have been scoffed at and ridiculed but....WHO IS LAUGHING NOW MOTHERFUCKERS.


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208,151 This virus isn’t the killer the news would have us believe it is.
The economy is crippled because of it and I will likely be in fucking poverty after living a comfortable lifestyle for the last 10 years.
The rich will profit from this.
The poor will suffer even further.
The middle class will become the new poor.
And the rich will...get richer. Like they always do.
It’s time for a fucking rebellion and I can’t think of a better way to go out than that.


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208,150 A local business has not taken any proactive measures during the coronavirus pandemic. The owner has not suspended self serve for the customers, does not use any antibacterial cleaner on the food bins and refuses to shut his store down despite 90 percent of the surrounding stores being closed. He is putting his employees at risk all because he wanted to make a quick buck. I want to report him but Im afraid of the repercussions and honestly, dont even know who to report it to. Im sick with worry for the employees  and the customers and I feel helpless...


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208,149 I want to learn sign language. I think it would be cool to be that guy who no one knows can speak sign language. Then I picture me being in a group and a deaf person appears and needs help. I become the hero and communicate with the deaf person and save the day and everyone is amazed I know sign language.


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208,148 Learn from my mistake, never buy an exercise bike. Sounds like a good idea at first but the reality is you'll barely use it.


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208,147 I'm a healthy reasonable looking heterosexual male who hasn't seen a pussy in 8 years. I'd like that to change.


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208,146 Here's how I think we should fix our overly expensive healthcare system. We pick a patient at random. Let's say it's a woman getting a swab test in her mouth to see if she has strep throat. When the bill comes to $20,000 - for a 5 minutes swab test - we go back to the doctor's office and ask who is in charge of billing. Typically some 50 year old pudgy woman will say she is. We shoot her in the head.

We keep doing this at various different medical places.

Eventually prices will come down.


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208,145 I know I'm going to get it and die. I just know it.


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208,144 I will never get married again. I've finally come to my senses.


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208,143 $25 for a bottle of hand sanitizer. Ya gotta love America!


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208,142 Residents in my city are defiantly ignoring the the new "stay at home" order by the state. From my window I can see them in coffee shops, going out for a stroll, sitting in the park eating lunch. They are jogging and biking. They are getting in cabs. They are congregating on the sidewalk and chatting. I saw two young moms with strollers run into each other. They were obviously old friends and gave each other a kiss on the cheek.

I don't understand why people are doing this. They are hurting themselves and everyone else. I want to smack them in the head. I can't. I'm staying inside. But when this is over, I'm never going to look at people the same way again. Lesson learned, people are selfish.


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208,141 Staying indoors for a month or two will lead to a surge in divorces.


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208,140 Keep calm people. Not a secret , just strongly recommend.


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208,139 Ugh. I am the only person in my household working due to the corona virus, and I am the one with a negative bank account. Wtf.


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208,138 I had the corona virus three weeks ago. then my wife had it. then my friend had it.
it was a little worse than the flu but in 5 or 6 days it was gone..same symptoms
I believe there are thousands of corona virus cases out there but because they haven't been tested they are not counted. most  of us treat it like the flu. we recover and return to life.


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208,137 As a plus, maybe drive-in movies will come back in vogue.


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208,136 You know ... we are all going to run out of food...


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208,135 I jerked off while standing up today. It was so intense. I think it's because all my muscles were activated to keep me standing. The orgasmic shock waves went all over my body. A much different experience than being lazy and laying down on a bed.


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208,134 I look back and wonder what life might have been like if my wife was a happier, kinder person. Oh the fun we could have had...


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208,133 A deli in my town posted on line that if you have no food or money, no matter, come in for breakfast and they will give you an egg on a roll sandwich and coffee, all for free.

I was so moved by this that I called them up, gave them my credit card number, and told them to charge me $100 even though I didn't want to buy anything.

It's terrible times, but that deli showed me humanity at it's finest. Glad I could return their kindness.


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208,132 I have a food delivery coming. I'm nervous it won't arrive or the store will run out of food before it arrives.


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208,131 I'd welcome a National Guard quarantine. The numbers keep going up so the only way to kick some sense into the knucklehead who are not practicing social distancing is to point a gun in their faces. Bring it on.


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208,128 I got laid today.
Thought maybe if I posted a positive secret someone else would.
I know it's the story of the year but I'm done hearing about the virus and it's affect.
Peace out



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208,127 The Olympic Committee refuses to cancel the games. The Olympics is supposed to be the icon for good health. Instead, I think they have become the icon for corruption and making money.

No one should go to the Olympics. Not the athletes, not the public. Don't even watch it on TV. Why bother? Many of the best athletes won't be there. Let's crush the 2020 Olympics and bring it back four years from now under new management - a management with a much better attitude. IMO.


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208,126 I think my every little ache, my every itch, my every cough, my every sneeze - is the start of the conrona virus.


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208,125 I swear I'm going to throw my son's video game console out the fucking window. I might throw him and his attitude out too.


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208,124 My Governor is a stubborn fool. First he would not close the New York City schools. He was worried the parents wouldn't go to work because they'd have to stay home to watch their kids. What a dope, parents staying home is what we need.

Then he won't allow the city to be under lockdown.  So we continue to have people on the subways, on the buses, passing each other in the streets.

The virus will keep spreading. The numbers don't lie New York has quickly become the new epicenter and it will only get worse until the Feds come in and smack down this buffoon of a Governor.

Please Feds, save us!


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208,123 I say to her, ”You look very nice this morning.”

She says, “Well you don’t.”

I try to ignore her swipe and continue, “Your dress is very colorful and cheerful. It suits you.”

Her, “Well you look terrible in those clothes. And you need a haircut. Why are you so cheap. Why don’t you get yourself a haircut more often.  My friends’ husbands get haircuts once a week. They always look good. You always look awful.”

This is constant. I am upbeat and kind. She relishes saying miserable things about me.

I hate being married to her.


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208,122 I couldn't be happier that we are all at home with nowhere to go and nothing to do. The virus sucks, but the self quarantine is a god send.


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208,121 I use peroxide on a daily basis, there’s always a quart bottle of it on my bathroom counter, and this has been the case for like 20 years. Today, I went to dab some on a small puncture wound from sewing, and noticed it didn’t bubble up on contact, it stung quite Noticeably, and it turned my blood a weird color. Then I caught a whiff of it, and smelled the liquid
Inside the brown bottle. It’s vinegar. My peroxide has been replaced with white vinegar. The only person who could have done this is my mother who is staying with me for now. Why the fuck did my mom put vinegar in my peroxide bottle? I can think of NO reason why anyone would wanna do this.  This sort of stuff happens to me every so often and has for my entire life. I think that at the end of the day my mother is and always will be a very sneaky backhandedly malicious person, it’s like a compulsion in her that she cannot get rid of. She’s always been like this. It’s hard to have a mother who is your quiet enemy and wants to look like your friend. Ugh.


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208,120 When I’m on Words with Friends I am on there to play Scrabble. There are some pushy, creepers on there...

How about it’s your turn, play your word and just keep it platonic and cool, mmmmm kay? Save your creeper vibes for half past never and just play the word game! Damn!




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208,119 America - Do what I say and not what I do. There will be cruise ships pulling into the harbor soon - please feel free to get aboard.

STAY FROM FLORIDA! the beaches will be closed.

Stay indoors with your family and do not travel


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208,118 Is Trump really going to Florida right now?!


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208,117 Vancouver Dental Conference - 15,000 dentists attended from all around the world - early March.

Coronavirus case found at conference.   Another ground zero?

What the FUCK - these are “health care professionals”???

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/6685494/elective-non-essential-dental-services-paused-after-covid-19-cases-linked-to-vancouver-conference/amp/


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208,115 Who the fuck - in their right mind - would get onto a cruise ship right now????    We should leave those dumb fuckers on the ship.     Jesus H Christ.


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208,114 I cannot afford a teeth cleaning, how would I afford going to the hospital?


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208,113 I wish i could take a 747 Jumbo-Jet to Florida and close off the beaches...... Everything is tremendous.


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208,112 I do not recall all this hysteria during the World wide Swine Flu pandemic back in 2011. I think the hysteria is cheered along long by the media. They want to sow the panic and hysteria now. Back in 2011 they did not.

Is this serious, yes, I agree to that. All the said precaution is wise to wash hands and the like. Is this worthy of all the panic, hysteria and extreme behaviors we are seeing. Not thinking so. Wonder why things are so different now.



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208,111 I spend a large amount of my time daydreaming of starting a love affair with a country man


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208,110 I can’t stop fucking my dad’s friend.


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208,109 People have to live their lives. Why are we valuing the lives of so few over the majority? The virus will hurt the very elderly and the sick the way all viruses do. Why is the country grinding to a halt for a very small percentage? I know I am being insensitive but this is really going to screw up millions of adults’ lives —that will lead to unemployment, country going broke, financial hardship, divorce, stress, health issues, depression, suicide, etc etc. not to mention the effects all of the above will have on their children.


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208,108 I had a grocery order delivered to my home. I feel like a paranoid nut case, but I put on rubber gloves and washed down each and every item with anti-bacterial soap.


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208,107 Do you see it yet? This is the end. There is no solution.

Choice #1: We stay indoors. We don't go to work. At first pass this sounds reasonable. But in so doing we crush the world's economic engine. Look what happened today. The big three automakers closed down. No no no. If they close. Then 100,000 other factories across the nation and the world will want to close. Very quickly we'll learn there is no more canned soup for sale in the supermarket. The world will run out of all food supplies. What are we going to do? The Government will keep sending us checks? Where is that money going to come from if none of us are working and paying taxes? It's not a sustainable approach. In a few months chaos will ensue. Your door will be kicked in by desperate looters. Death and destruction everywhere.

Choice #2: Let the virus take it's toll. Everyone keep working. Everyone get sick. 98% of us will survive. You'll have a nasty few weeks of diarrhea. But the economic machine will continue to limp along. There will still be soup for sale in the supermarket. It sounds cruel. People will die. But it will be survivable.

Unfortunately Choice #2 will not happen. People won't see it that way. They will look out for themselves. They won't want to go to work and get sick. They won't do their part.

Choice #1 is therefore inevitable. The world is about to fall apart. I'm not sure there is anything you can do to save yourself other than move to a remote cabin in the woods, store up as much food and ammo as possible, and pray that when the gangs of outlaws find you, your death will be quick and merciful.

You heard it here first. Good luck to all of you.


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208,106 So I have to start getting this stuff out because it does fester, even though I’ve managed to fight to be optimistic most of the time... I don’t want to hate people who are scared and full of fear but they make me fucking sick.

Part of me wants this virus to tag all of the people in this world who are nothing but a fucking emotional drain of everyone else. Holey fucking shit get a God Damn grip and stop worrying about things that ARE NOT REAL. Letting expectation of bad things, or even good things dominate your mood is the WORSE fucking most pathetically weak way to live and I hate being around it. Your negativity is exhausting. Your drama is exhausting. And this applies to such a high percentage of the population and I just can’t absorb any more of it right now which is why I am in my room. Personally I am struggling with the illogical reaction of the ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD as they try in vain to avoid a virus that will happen no matter what, JUST LIKE ALL THE REST OF THE FUCKING VIRUSES. Omg if they could all quickly die off without suffering I wouldn’t feel bad at all. Not at all.

What is happening is going to make a lot of people suffer a hell of a lot more than they would be a virus by having them all lose their jobs and die slowly of hunger and poverty but hey... if that is the road to ignorance and lack of faith so be it. God ( and I don’t mean the church God)I know me and mine with be okay, and this world existence means nothing in comparison of our life in the spirit.


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208,105 Why is it racist to say Chinese virus? It's where the virus originated. Is it wrong to call that thing with your morning coffee a cheese Danish? What about Russian dressing? Japanese maple. Italian ice? Brazilian coffee?

Why can you mention a country of origin sometimes, but not others?


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208,104 Big secret no one knows:

"Ohio" is the only state that does not share any of its letters with the word "mackerel".


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208,103 This sounds cray cray, but maybe I should get myself infected now. There are hospital beds and medicine now. There wont be in three months. Get infected now. Recover and then I'm free of the illness and the anxiety. I go anywhere I want, do anything I want.


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208,102 I saw the movie Bombshell last night. The Megan Kelly story, eh, it doesn't seem like sexual harassment to me. It seemed like Roger Ailes talked hardball to her. He'd tell her to be sexy and tough at the same time. That sounded like good fatherly advice. But not sexual harassment.

The Gretchen Carlson thing, she says he tried to kiss her 10 years ago. Eh, it didn't move me. A kiss isn't a big deal. Plus there was no evidence. She never said anything in all that time until she was fired. It seemed like it could have been a revenge tactic. If I was on the jury I'd have some reasonable doubts.

But when it comes to Kayla Pospisil, that seemed real. And bad. He made her pull up her skirt so he could see her panties? Whoa. That was clearly crossing the line. I thought there's the smoking gun. Definitely sexual harassment. And it was backed up by all the tears she shed in front of her office-mates over the months following the incident, but before any of the allegations were made against Ailes. It left me convinced that he needed to be fired.

I was curious though. I wondered how Kayla Pospisil's career changed after she went pubic. Did she get fired? Is she working somewhere else now? I looked her up. Do you where she is now?

Nowhere. She's a made up character. She's fictional. There is no such person.

You freaking kidding me? The one character that hammered the nails into Roger Ailes coffin isn't real? What bullshit. There is no woman anyone can show me who is claiming Ailes did those terrible things. They sunk a man's life based on creative writing. That is really fucked up.

You lost me women. You lost me big time.


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208,101 Jesus, I ordered groceries online from a local store. I gave them my credit card. They charged me. I asked them to leave the bags on the porch. I thought we were all set. But when the delivery guy showed up he insisted I sign a receipt. I said no. I wasn't about to touch his clipboard and pen. He said he couldn't give me the bags unless I signed. I said really? He took off with the groceries. (Okay, I might have said a few unpleasant words in there too, like fuck you assholes.) But still, I don't think the stores are understanding the point of customers getting the groceries delivered. I repeat, fuck you assholes.


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208,100 My wife is an awful person. I never understood how bad she is until this crisis hit. She's out for herself and no one else. I actually found her hiding food. We have children. Like what, when we are all starving she was going to sneak into her closet and eat the crackers and peanut butter she has hidden away? I can't believe I married such an uncaring woman. There will be big changes when the virus goes away.


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208,099 I’m 35, in Colorado, and trying to hold up. But...my income just took a dive from the virus. I’m in trouble with the law and will be needing a lawyer. I’m fucking PREGNANT. The father is being real ugly to me and shaming me into the ground. I finally get to be pregnant and I can’t even be happy about it because I’m completely unable to man up and care for this poor kid. The guy I had just begun to see who I was just blown away by meeting...well he knows I’m pregnant and now isn’t responding to anything from me. I will be getting a goddamn abortion and I wish I could just be able to be a mom like so many before me have done. The joy is not mine to have this time and I just hope that getting pregnant this time means I can actually get pregnant and it wasn’t just a fluke. Maybe I can do this with a guy who isn’t a half ass scrub if I get another chance one day. This time was literally the very worst time for me to be knocked up. I never thought I’d se edge day that I’d be able to say i CANNOT KEEP MY BABY AND MUST TERMINATE. I’m sad. Maybe one day the world will be one in which I can keep my child somewhat well and safe. The world I see is no such place. I feel cheated.


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208,098 I like crying. It makes me feel better.


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208,097 I've been binge watching Hoarders. I find it oddly satisfying to see people being so fucked up.


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208,096 A few weeks ago I found out my husband has been having an affair for months. He sleeps in another room now but is still in the house. In my heart, I know it’s over. Our son is broken by this. But now the US has the virus. My boy is having a hard time with all of the changes. Plus my husband is practically unemployed at this point. I’m torn. Do I try and make the environment better for our son by trying to reconcile with my husband or just let this pass and get a divorce. This is all just fucked. 2020 is bullshit. Stay safe everyone.


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208,095 I am a 24 year old male and I’ve been struggling with depression and finding a life partner. I cannot relate to the youth at all. My father was not a part of my life starting when I was 13 so I became the man of the house. I took care of my younger sister and mom and got a job at 16 so my mom wouldn’t have to waste money on me. I went to college, graduated, and am now a licensed banker and specialize in investments and retirement planning. I make good money, especially for my age group. But I don’t have time to enjoy it. My grandma has cancer and I have to take care of her. I think most kids my age haven’t experienced real life and they don’t understand. I was dating a girl while I was getting my banker’s licenses and after my grandma’s diagnoses I told her I probably wouldn’t be able to spend as much time with her because I needed to care for my Nana and pass these difficult exams she said she understood but she broke up with me a few weeks later, 2 days before Christmas to be exact. But it’s not just her that’s the problem it’s almost everyone around my age group. Everyone is on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, SnapChat, etc. and I just don’t understand the obsession. It’s such a strange way to pretend you’re better than someone or pretend your life is really something it’s not. People around my age are also obsessed with name brands and fashion and having the fattest ass or 6 pack abs. They all listen to pop music on the radio or solely rap music. It just makes me sad. I try so hard to find someone that’s an individual, someone unique, but they’re all the same. I think I was born in the wrong generation. My music taste is all over the place, I love Louis Prima, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Johnny Cash, and then some of the newer artists as well. Usually I’ll listen to Alternative Music or Indie Music. I’m not into name brands. I’d rather spend my money on experiences or on my family. I’d rather buy a reliable vehicle than a name brand vehicle that will require a lot of maintenance and cost $150 for an oil change. I’m also trying to be debt free as soon as possible. I don’t want to pay student loans for 10 years or get a car and make payments towards that for 5 years. I don’t know if this is a me working in finance thing or a maturity thing but it blows my mind how these kids spend money. I guess I’ll wait till I’m 35 and hopefully their maturity level will have caught up to mine.


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208,094 I don't see the shelter plan working for the long run. I mean I think it's the right idea that everyone should stay inside and avoid others. But after this first week I'm losing my motivation to stick with it. I just want life to be normal again. I could see myself going out for coffee and dinner and grocery shopping and not caring about the consequences. If I feel that way, others probably feel it too.


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208,093 I live in the most ridiculously entitled town. The virus is spreading fast in our state, and everything is closing. On the news they said to avoid any social gatherings, including young people and kids. The local park has been closed. So what are the parents doing on FB right now? Bitching about the police department telling the kids at the park that they have to go home. They are literally furious. One parent is saying that her kids think the restrictions don't apply to them, and she can't keep them home. Say what?


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208,090 I know a middle age woman who posted how yesterday she went out and bar hopped all afternoon into the evening because the state was shutting down the bars. Her tone was one of gloating because she thinks the virus is a hoax. Meanwhile her mother is suffering from cancer and must travel to an infected hospital every week for chemo.

There are some people who deserve to be infected.


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208,089 Listen, people. Listing your occupation on Facebook as "Fry Cook at the Krusty Krab" isn't funny anymore. Especially when you're in your 30s and 40s.


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208,088 The pandemic has caused two ex lovers to reach out and want to hook up again. There is always a silver lining, sometimes you just have to look very hard.


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208,087 When my wife and I go out, she will order the most expensive item on the menu for herself. Sometimes I don't think she even likes what she orders. Doesn't matter to her. What's most important is that the most amount of money is spent on her.  That's what makes her happy.


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208,086 Tonight when I get home I'm making myself a quarantini !


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208,085 I don't own any stocks so I'm secretly glad when the market goes down and all the rich people lose money.


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208,084 Last night, my niece kind of broke me. My mind. She called me dad. She’s 20 years old, it isn’t some kid being weird. She said that I raised her better than her sperm donor or her step dad ever could. I think she was trying to get ‘cool points’ because a few of her friends were in the room, and she’s never called me that before, but I’m really not sure.

I’m so conflicted though. I want to hug her and tell her that I love her (I probably will) but from how she has violently pushed back from my affection before, I am thinking I should not let her know she broke me. Not like creeper style stuff, but kicking me in the teeth for tickling her knee.


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208,083 I predict everyone is going to get fatter over the next few months. No one is getting exercise.


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208,082 Rumor is that next week everyone in the country is going to be sent a check for $1,000? I don't need it. I'm going to cash my check and give the money to the local food pantry.


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208,081 Oh great. Everything is shutting down. Except the athletic store in my town. You can still buy sneakers. This is so important! Could you imagine a world where you couldn't buy sneakers for a few weeks? Really great they are open while putting both the employees and the customers at risk.... all for sneakers.

Morons.


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208,080 I try not to breath when I walk past someone on the sidewalk.


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208,079 I am currently watching Trump and Menuchin saying we xan defer our IRS payment 90 days.
Well, that's nice. Except how many of us will have money to pay in 90 days??? And don't come at me with cries of "you oughta have money saved up yada yada yada". I do. If I'm prudent, I can make it 6 months without too much worry. But not everyone is as fortunate as me. Yes my job has closed for the time being (it's a small business so who's to say it will recover) but I have savings. There are, however, MILLIONS who do not.

How about the gov pardons mortgages and rents for the time this hunkering down takes? And send us all a check while you are at it. It is because we have no social safety nets that so many stand to lose everything.

Truly shameful.


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208,078 I work for a small family owned business. The owner flew off to his house in Jamaica with his entire family (extended). I took today off and will be docked for staying home.

America - I need you right now.


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208,077 I’m thinking if the internet goes down so will I. That’s where I get my Netflix and YouTube.  Oh my.


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208,076 I live in New York City across the street from a restaurant. Today I watched person after person pull open the door to the restaurant using their bare hand. People still aren't thinking and I'm afraid it will cost all of us.


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208,075 I have to admit my anxiety levels are soaring. I'm having trouble handling this mentally. I feel out of control. I am having paranoid thoughts. They are consuming me. Please tell me if anyone else is hurting in this way.


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208,074 They say only old people get it bad. But when you look back to the start of this, there was a doctor who treated the original 8 patients in China. He died. He was 28. So why did the young doctor die?

I have a theory. Maybe when you are exposed to one sick person, you are okay. Except if you are old. One dose of virus exposure affects old people. But if you are young, eh, you are fine. But as you are exposed to more sick people, it adds up and your body eventually can't handle it. So you get it and die. Even if you are young.

But think about it. Right now young people are okay. But as a pandemic sets in, and more and more people get the virus, young people will be exposed over and over again. Then they will have a big problem.

This could explain the strangeness going on in France too. It started with old people. But now the majority of French patients are under 60. The exposures seems to be additive and when enough people in the community have it, young people are over exposed and become vulnerable.

Young people beware. You are not out of the woods on this thing.


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208,073 When I cook I eat right out of the pot.


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208,072 I'm beginning to hate people. My town finally has a case of the virus. The woman was visited by friends who live in a heavily infected area. Like why the fuck would she get together with friends from the sick zone? It was a completely irresponsible thing to do. This twit has put all of us at risk. Man that makes me mad.


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208,071 My secret is that my husband is addicted to this site. But all I want him to do is stop reading and pay attention to me...sexually


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208,069 I'm kicking myself in the ass. I bought into the bullshit that Trump was going to take the stock market to new heights. I didn't tell my wife and I put a boatload in the market at the beginning of the year, and now it's down almost 30%. My wife will probably file for divorce if she finds out.  What an idiot I am for having any kind of faith or confidence in that guy. He's been a con man his entire life, and now he's conned me.  Jesus, how am I going to turn this around?


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208,068 I can't imagine anyone will ever get on a cruise ship ever again. I've been on 9 cruises. It's my favorite form of vacation. But never again for me.


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208,067 My boss is a horrible person. He makes me cry. I never let anyone see though. I hide away in the computer room.


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208,066 It's scary to see how my wife is reacting to the virus. She's really bitter because she can't do what she wants. She is also unhelpful as can be towards helping out now that things have changed. A perfect example, I've been sorting out our food situation. I've gone online to multiple sources to get food delivered. I've managed to keep us okay for the time being. My wife went online too, to buy herself workout equipment and body lotions. Everything she purchased was for her. She doesn't seem to realize she has a family with children who need our help more than ever. You never know who a person is until you see how they behave in times of crisis.  


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208,065 All this teleworking reminds of years ago when I was on a conference call, put the phone on mute, and watched porn and jerked off while my coworkers were chatting.


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208,064 Oddly, my supermarket had everything on my list..... except yeast. Weird. Could it be that in times of crisis people are more interested in baking their own bread. I kind of like that idea.


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208,063 My wife ferociously guards her phone. She never let's it leave her side. I've seen her run down the stairs and make a mad dash for the coffee table because I was sitting there near her phone. I'm starting to wonder what's on her phone.


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208,062 My teenage son told me he doesn't want to live in my house anymore. He says he wants to live with his mother. I walked away. I didn't let him know how much his words hurt.


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208,061 I am 68 and I am recalling my childhood. Let’s see. I caught the Chicken Pox, then the Measles both within a year or so.  Bad cold or flu numerous times. A friend of mine down the street had an older brother with polio.  There was an Asian flu scare when I was real young.  I remember that as my father was trying to explain to me where Asia was. This was the 1950’s and early 1960’s and I am sure there was other bad stuff floating around also.

As I recall life just went on.  The world is much too soft these days as this panic shows.



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208,060 My friend died. He left me money in his will. Bah. I'd rather he was still alive.


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208,059 I have a fever. FML.


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208,058 I don't think school or college will start up in the fall. If they are closing campuses now because of the possibility of a student getting sick, how can they possibly open in the fall when very definitely some students will already be sick.

I don't think schools will open again until there is a vaccine in place. That won't be until 2021.


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208,057 I see stores like Walmart and even my town's food market are shortening their hours. They say it's so they can restock the shelves. Does this make sense to anyone? They have so many customers that they are reducing their hours? Wouldn't it be the other way around? If you ran a store and you had so many customers, wouldn't you stay open later to reduce the size of the crowds? But these stores in the news are doing the opposite, they are closing early. I think it's because they are running out of food. They don't want the public to realize. Someone will go to the store at 6 pm and it will be closed and the customer will think oh well, my bad that I couldn't buy anything, I should have come earlier. But I think the truth is that the stores are trying to stop so many people from buying so the supplies look like they are okay.


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208,056 My wife went to the gym this morning. I pleaded with her not to. The virus is taking hold in our community. I can't believe she thinks only of herself. I have diabetes. We have children here. She knows that. I actually think she went out as a plan. She would like if I get infected and die.

I have placed a stack of her clothes out on the porch and left a note saying she should go stay with her sister. I suspect she will come home in the next half hour, see the note, and then call the police demanding she be let back inside. I don't know the law on this. I suspect the police will force me to let her in. Essentially her right to infect me will prevail. This is so wrong.


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208,055 People at the airport complaining their are long lines as they wait to get back in the USA.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.

They pretend not to understand that they have to be screened medically which will protect millions of lives. It will even protect them and their families. But no, they just want to moan at the inconvenience.

Even the democrat Governor of Illinois is complaining. Really? You are more concerned about convenience than about letting infected people into your communities????? You have to be the most moronic Governor in the country.  Your role is to calm people down and explain this is a minor inconvenience and a VERY necessary precaution. What a fucking asshole you are.

Wait on line whiners or go back to Europe.




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208,054 Last year my brother in law weighed 200 pounds. Today he weighs 130. The cancer diet. Not recommended.


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208,053 I hate how all the restaurants are posting how people should go out and eat.

NO DON'T!

Stay home. It's irresponsible to suggest people go out. Stay home and be safe.


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208,052 Bear with me on this. I looked up the end-of-the-world plagues in the Bible. According to the scripture, there will be seven plagues. Here is what it says in Revelations 16:

Plague 1,

"So the first angel went and poured out his bowl on the earth, and harmful and painful sores came upon the people who bore the mark of the beast and worshiped its image."

Painful sores? AIDS was known for the painful lesions it caused. This happened back in the 1980 and 1990s.


Plague 2,

"The second angel poured out his bowl into the sea, and it became like the blood of a corpse, and every living thing died that was in the sea."

Like the blood of a corpse? Blood is red. The Japanese flag has a large red circle, like a red blood cell. The Fukushima tsunami-induced nuclear meltdown happened in Japan in 2011. The radioactive Cesium was dumped into the ocean killing the marine life. Just like the Bible says.

Plague 3,

"The third angel poured out his bowl into the rivers and the springs of water, and they became blood. 5 And I heard the angel in charge of the waters[a] say,

'Just are you, O Holy One, who is and who was,
for you brought these judgments.
For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets,
and you have given them blood to drink.
It is what they deserve!' "

They have shed blood? Sounds like the huge Ebola virus outbreak in 2014 where blood would ooze of the sick bodies.

Plague 4,

"The fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and it was allowed to scorch people with fire. They were scorched by the fierce heat"

Poured out his bowl on the sun? The word "corona" is often associated with the sun. A reference to the Corona Virus?? And people are scorched by the fierce heat. Doesn't this Corona Virus start with a fever?

Now there is good news and bad news. Seeing there will be seven plagues, it means this fourth Corona Virus plague won't be the end of mankind. So that's good.

But what's bad is there will be three more plagues.

This is what we can expect next:

Plague 5,

"The fifth angel poured out his bowl on the throne of the beast, and its kingdom was plunged into darkness. People gnawed their tongues in anguish 11 and cursed the God of heaven for their pain and sores. They did not repent of their deeds."

The throne of the beast? I don't know what it means. Not yet. But one could imagine it relates to a world leader going astray. Anyone know a world leader like that??

And just for completeness:

Plague 6,

"The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up, to prepare the way for the kings from the east."

Its water dried up? Global warming destroying the environment?

And then finally:

Plague 7,

" The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and a loud voice came out of the temple, from the throne, saying, 'It is done!' And there were flashes of lightning, rumblings,[c] peals of thunder, and a great earthquake such as there had never been since man was on the earth, so great was that earthquake. 19 The great city was split into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell"

Nuclear holocaust?

Anyway, the first four plagues played out just as the Bible says they would.


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208,051 Just wait until the virus mutates........


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208,050 People are so damn disrespectful. Like someone opens their home for you to stay in and the lease you could do is leave things as you found them. Like say they like to keep the screen door closed at all times. Perhaps there is a reason for that. Perhaps you should respect that and not leave it open when you know it is always kept closed. Wtf


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208,049 What's with all the toilet paper buying? How often do these people poop? You can just jump in the shower and wash your behind if you need to, you know that right?


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208,048 Why do slimy guys wear black leather? Why is that a thing? They might as well wear a big sign saying "I'm a slimy guy".

I went on a blind date and yep he was wearing black leather... I should have told him I had the Chinese virus and left immediately.


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208,047 What if there is no presidential election in November? What happens?


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208,046 The restaurants in my fancy town are losing business. So they are trying to switch over to a pick-up model where you order over the phone and then drive over and pick it up. One typical place is offering dinner for two for a mere $125. You kidding me? $125 for take-out? I don't think they are quite understanding how take-out works.


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208,044 I don't remember the last time I wore high heels. It's got to be over 10 years ago. I'm not over weight or anything. I just hate high heels.


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208,043 My daughter is being sent home from her college. This kills me, but we decided it best if she instead heads to the farm of one of her friends from school. She can hole up there for a few months. That way she doesn't have to get on a plane. But also, I am living in an big outbreak area. It seems wrong to come anywhere near here. This makes me so sad tho. She's my baby. I don't want her to be alone at a time like this. We are living in terrible times.


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208,042 I feel guilty about how much food I have in the basement.


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208,041 New York City is not shutting down their schools. They dance around it but ultimately they admit it's for economic reasons. They want the parents to keep working and not staying home with their kids. Money first. This is a death sentence for New York. If they don't get people to stay still and not go anywhere, millions will be infected. It's only a matter of time. Dumb dumb dumb.


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208,040 #MattColvinIsAnAsshole


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208,039 Everything will work out.


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208,038 Wish I lived in Alaska.... the only state with no cases.


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208,037 An ice cream float using Guinness beer instead of root beer? No!


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208,036 The UK is taking a very different approach to deal with the virus. They actually want their citizens to get infected. They have looked at the science and the history of pandemics. These things come in waves. We are in the first wave. In the Fall there will be a second wave which will be even worse. The UK idea is to have everyone exposed now. The strong will survive. Then their communities will be unaffected by the next wave.

How very harsh. It means sacrificing their weaker residents now so their society will prevail in the future.

It might make sense on some purely theoretical level, but I find this chilling and inhumane.


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208,035 My wife refuses to participate in social distancing. She continues to shop and go out socially. I don't know what to do with her. She's not taking this very seriously.


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208,034 Don’t eat the booty this month.


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208,033 An old man in my town got the virus. The only place he had been all week was at the local gym. What I don't understand is why the gym is still open???


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208,032 Other than data collection, what it the benefit of being tested for the coronavirus if you're not in an "at risk" category?  Seems to me that if I have flu like symptoms and I go get tested and it comes back as the regular flu, the result would be the same as it I had tested positive for coronavirus.  Either way, the doctor will tell me to go home, rest, drink fluids and take Advil....and I'd be better in a few days.  

So why all the outrage regarding testing in the US??  If I get a virus and not in an at risk category, seems to me that it's better for everybody that I just stay home and not go out to get tested and risk exposing others.


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208,031 I am struggling so hard. I’m married to an alcoholic. I don’t make a ton of money, as I work in childcare. He doesn’t have a job right now because he just got fired by his friend for drinking on the job. His fucking FRIEND fired him for being a drunk. And he’s still drinking. Does he have a rock bottom? I don’t want to leave but I don’t know if there’s anything else I can do at this point. I don’t deserve this stress and pain. And our two-year-old son definitely doesn’t deserve this. This is so unhealthy for him and soon it will start affecting him. And he’ll start remembering the nights when dad is passed out so he can’t play. What do I do? How do I even leave? If I do I have to take our two dogs too. I can’t leave them with him. They’ll die. I need about $10000 and I’ll be good. But I can’t afford to be a single mom. Hell I can’t afford to be a married mom at this point. Fuck my life.


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208,030 Total Baloney. Here are the realtime flights over the Atlantic. There must be 100s of planes coming from Europe to the US.

But wasn't there a big pronouncement that all travel from Europe to the US would be canceled as a of today?

It never happened. Typical.




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208,029 A passenger flew on JetBlue even though he knew he was potentially infected. JetBlue has since said that going forward the passenger is banned forever from flying on their airline. That's a great start. I'd like them to go one step further and release the passenger's name and home address...


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208,028 Funny thing to come out of this virus scare. My wife goes out all the time. She is never home. She has effectively abandoned me and our children. I have been taking care of their upbringing, meals, homework etc. But now that everything is shutting down, my wife can't go to her gym. Her friends are not going out to lunch and dinner anymore. There are no fabulous parties for her to attend. She has nothing to do except stay home with the people she seems to hate. You should see how unhappy she is. Oh poor thing, she is forced to be in the same room as her children. She is standoffish and acts like it's somehow our fault she is being put in this terrible situation.  I want to see how this turns out. Either she will run out of the house and find a party somewhere. Or maybe just maybe she will see that we are not bad people, We may not be exciting and glamorous like her crowd, but playing Monopoly with the kids or just reading a book with them can be a very rewarding experience. Maybe.


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208,027 CNN is so morally dishonest. They disgust me as journalists. They should be shut down. I think they do more to undermine this country than the worst traitors.


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208,026 My supermarket is out of Purell, toilet paper, and.... all sorts of chocolate bars. LOL. When the world is coming to an end people need their chocolate!


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208,025 My hands are chapped from washing them so much.


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208,024 I think there is going to be a huge baby boom 9 months from now.


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208,023 The wife of the Canadian Prime Minister has it. This is getting real.


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208,022 I'm wondering if I should be concerned. My wife is a very unpleasant person. She's strong-willed and doesn't follow the rules of society. It's a long story of a painful marriage.

Anyway, you know how when you search for something online, like for car tires, then you get inundated with ads for car tires? Well yesterday the wife picked another major fight with me. I went to bed. She stayed up and surfed on her computer. So today I'm getting ads for rat poison. I'm thinking I should be concerned.


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208,021 I have big plans for tomorrow. First I'm going to sit on the couch for while. Then I'm going to shift to the armchair. After that, on to the kitchen table. I'll be quite busy moving around from seat to seat....

This is gonna be a rough few months in self isolation.


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208,020 I tend not to believe what people tell me. People exaggerate or even outright lie. I question everything. This makes me arch enemy #1 among the liars because I reveal the truth.


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208,019 I live in a hot zone where all events with an audience over 200 people are canceled. This has been signed into law. But tonight there is a rock concert with 400 people in attendance. They don't care. I guess the concert is more important than the health of the audience. This is why we will lose this battle against the virus.


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208,018 I don't understand how they can claim warmer weather will kill the virus if warmer climates are experiencing the same outbreaks we are.


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208,017 The US has tested between 5000 to 8000 People for the Corona virus since the virus became known. South Korea is testing about 10,000 people per day.
I figured out why our infection rate is so low, if you don't look for it you won't find it.




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208,016 I hate people who complain about their back pain. Stop being a damn whiner. Everyone's back hurts. Most of us don't mope about it though.


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208,015 I'm not your emotional pack mule.  Just because I'm streaming for you doesn't mean it's my job to deal with whatever sob story bullshit you dump on everyone in the chat.  This is supposed to be a place for people to have casual fun, not a platform for you to vent or fish for sympathy.


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208,014 Everything is shutting down everywhere. My God, its like we are at war. I have closed my doors and locked them. I haven't been anywhere in public for 5 days. So I think I'm okay. The kids were at school this week (now closed for the remainder of the school year), but there are no cases associated with their school, so I think they are okay. I scrubbed down the inside of my house with clorox wipes. We have food for two months. No one here is going outside. Netflix, books and board games will be our life for the next few months. We will do the right thing. I hope everyone else out there will do the same. Godspeed to all of you.


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208,013 Memorial Day weekend of 2019, my husband traveled to another state with his ex-wife and her daughter and family. Everything seemed to go well, even though he said about his relationship with his ex-stepdaughter, "There is no love lost between us" since her mother divorced him in 2006. When he got back (she dropped him off at our home in the country), and he was a total zombie. All the noise, being away from his own bed and bedroom, and even all the socializing, made for one exhausted guy. In a few days, he declared that "if this is going to work for us to stay married, then I will continue to have and see my friends and family, and you will have your own friends and family - never crowding over into the other's business and personal life". A few days later, he walked up to me and asked me if I wanted a legal separation or a divorce. I replied, "Neither one". He quietly walked away. The next day, he abruptly walked up to me in a huff, and firmly said, "I'm filing for a divorce".The entire summer went by fairly smoothly with him living in the same house - we talked nicely to one another, even talked about the weather and shopping at W.M. for the other when one was going anyway. Not one word about him supposedly filing for divorce. Then, in late August at 8:30 p.m., a sheriff's deputy and my husband came to my bedroom door where I was in bed watching a movie before bedtime. I panicked, as I thought someone had been killed in a car crash. Nope, it was just the divorce papers being served to me. No warning, no empathy, just ridiculous. At our age, there is no reason in the world that he couldn't have just told me they were coming. I had 30 days to retain a lawyer, and have them counter his papers of declaration. I checked our joint savings account and he had whittled it down with his spending, to just over $200.00. I was never allowed a credit card or life insurance policy, so I had to go to the bank to try to get a loan. My credit score was "0", even though I had no debts anywhere. I had no savings of my own, except for a $300.00 in a nearby town. He is being coached by his 4 kids, and the narcissist he is, has never allowed me to have a relationship with his kids. No comparing notes on what he does or says, or even verifying the more important matters of his healthcare or mental state. The very thought of each of us "doing our own thing" would never have worked, as he is constantly asking where I'm going and what I'm doing - me letting go as his primary doc told me to do drives my husband to extreme anxiety and anger, when he can't control where I go and with whom I spend my time. His delusions (called False Memories with his alcoholic dementia) and paranoia are getting out of hand and his kids are doing nothing to help him feel more comfortable in his own skin or future well-being. You would think that his college-educated kids would know how to do research, especially when it comes to their father who struggles daily with depression and generally, lost.



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208,012 I live near the containment zone in New York.  Its kinda scary.  


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208,011 Some forms of OCD become extremely advantageous during a pandemic.


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208,010 My wife goes to bed three hours before me. When I come in the room, it smells really bad. I'm not sure what it is. She must be passing gas while she sleeps or perhaps she needs to shower before bedtime. Whatever it is, I'm not sure how to address this with her. There is no nice way to convey this info.


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208,009 Hanks deserves what he got. What the hell was he doing getting on a 14 hour flight knowing the virus is erupting everywhere. No pity for Hanks.


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208,008 I thought Trump sounded congested during his speech last night.


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208,007 I hate how my wife will take the milk out of the fridge to put some in her coffee, then she will leave the carton of milk on the counter until I notice it hours later. She is so damned lazy.


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208,006 I recently inherited a house. I looked to buy insurance. The insurance covers $300,000 in damage to my furniture and outbuildings. I told the insurance company the furniture is all ratty crap and I don't want to insure it for $300,000, more like $50. I also explained the house has no outbuildings. They told me that's too bad, but they are going to charge me for it anyway. It's their rule.

To me this is a perfect example of what's wrong with corporate America. I'm the customer. I should be allowed to buy what I want. I shouldn't be forced to buy what they insist on selling me.

What if someone came into my office and needed a new pacemaker and I said okay, but I insist you buy and artificial hip at the same time. It's my rule. Would a patient go for it? No way!

Fuck 'em. I don't think I'll get any insurance on the house. Insurance companies shouldn't get to bully us. We should band together and force them to change their rules.


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208,005 Seems like every time I lean across my car to reach something more farts roll out of me. Sheesh. I was getting in position to receive oral the other night and one tooted out. Nothing awful but good thing my lover is a real chill person. Getting old sucks. Well, stinks haha!


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208,004 Total people living in the U.S.: 327 million

Total cases of Covid confirmed: 938

Total deaths confirmed: 29

Now I'm not American so I have the ability to do basic math and have common sense so I will help you guys out on this one...

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

You will be okay.
Your kids will be okay.
Tom Hanks will be okay.
Your grandma...well she might be at risk but she's had a good run so no big deal.

Also here is a link to a Government web page so you know I didn't just make these numbers up because you read on Facebook that 80 million cases have been confirmed.

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-in-us.html


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208,003 Everyday I come on here, facebook, my local new page, and everyone is losing their minds over this virus.  Calm down.  You're not going to die.  Your kids are not going to die.  

The city I live in just had its first confirmed case and now you can't get toilet paper or hand sanitizer at any stores. Why are you people stocking up on toilet paper and hand sanitizer?  Just wash your hands with soap and warm water. You're all morons.

Everyone is complaining that health care services are lagging but you idiots are all calling in like crazy for no reason.  If you're over 60 or have a weakened immune system and you aren't feeling well then yes go get checked out.  Other than that just go about your day and wash your fucking hands.

If you think covid is going to wipe us all out you're just weak minded. I bet you sit in front of a computer all day reading up on it. You probably keep a death toll by the hour.  You ignorance and paranoia is what's causing most of the issues.  It's also making it harder for people who are actually sick to get medical attention.

Deep breath.  Relax.  You're going to be fine.  We are all going to be fine.


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208,002 Harvey Weinstein, LOL.


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208,001 I'm taking my kids out of school starting tomorrow. The town is going to be foolish and wait until a student has the disease. I'm not waiting for that to happen.


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208,000 You inspire me to be nothing like you.


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207,999 Everyone's an expert.


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207,998 Bookings for international flights is down 36%. I'm surprised it hasn't gone to nothing. Why take a flight abroad right now? A really dumb thing to do.


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207,997 I read a statement once, regarding lending people money: If they take your money and disappear, consider that a fine you paid to get this person out of your life.

I am young, and not super well off. I go out a few times a month (at most) for drinks, food, events with friends. I may splurge once or twice a year to treat myself to some new clothes, a trip, necessities even that I have been putting off. My personal finances are just that: personal. I do not make a show of how much money I make or spend, I stay well within my limits and I try to keep a rainy day fund.

Now, within the last year, plenty of friends have asked to borrow money. There are two ways this goes:

A distant friend will ask- casually. Tell me how they are bored or need cigarettes, gas to see their girlfriend, etc. My response is: so sorry, I'm broke too at the moment :( good luck!

A close friend will come to me, embarrassed to even ask, explaining how they are sick and need to see a doctor, don't have money to eat this week, they promise to pay me back ASAP. My response is to always give a little more than they have asked for and not to worry about it. These people never ask again, and I never expect my money to be paid back. They will be thankful and I'm happy that our friendship can carry on, knowing the people I love are in good health, happy, taken care of. These are people who I know would do the same for me, and I am simply happy I have the means to be able to help.

The original statement was true, if you lend someone money and they never pay you back, it is best to consider that money a means to get them out of your life. But I like my way better :)


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207,996 My friend is changing for the worse... its bizarre... like her behavior makes no sense. She is 40 years old... I knew she had some crazy in her at times but this is just insane.

1st thing is that she was seeing this guy for a while. Said she was in love with him and would leave her husband for him. A couple months later she tells me the guy is a pedophile and she would never allow him to see her grandkids and describes how she imagines him molesting them in graphic detail... I had to ask her to stop because it was disgusting... the guy isn't a pedophile.  Yet she still sees and hangs out with him. So she lied to me. If I thought someone was a pedophile I would not be hanging around them.  Period!

2nd. She made a disturbing statement on her pussy being as tight as a 3yr old girls..and liked being as tight as that. I was disturbed by that.. like why would you imagine comparing your sex stuff to a child. It grossed me out.

I guess I should have seen this coming. Years ago she accused me of using her taxes to pay for my college.  Like how the fuck do you do that?

She also said a dude was gonna murder her because she heard the cartoon "kill the rabbit" song by some show too. She is crazy... but this is now disturbing.  Like idk what to do about her now.


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207,995 I think the Corona Virus is natures way of keeping us in check.  Think about it.  We have no natural predator to hunt us.  Without a major war or disease or natural disaster every so often, human kind will expand to the point where we are unsustainable on the planet.  When a new pandemic or disease comes along, it thins us out.  All of a sudden, there are less people polluting the land, air and water and the world gets to re balance itself.  Think about it.


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207,994 This is how I would describe how I feel when I check the Dow:

Ever have sex, and you’re just not feeling “it,” but you’re determined to cross the finish line, so you keep going and going, getting tired, a little bored…you start to feel chafing, but you just don’t have it in you to quit, because your mama didn’t raise no quitters, so you power on, giving it your all, hoping you won’t be let down by your little friend, and you look in her eyes and you can just tell she’s thinking “Oh my god, are you serious?  Are you ever going to finish already?!!!”  And you want to, more than anything else, but it’s just not happening, and then finally, something inspires you; a new angle, a spot that doesn’t burn or irritate for a few glorious seconds, and it happens, and you both collapse; she from exhaustion and under your weight as you can no longer hold your arms up?


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207,993 My wife is never “horny” and that makes me sad.  She will have sex with me once or twice a month. Usually when I let her know I’m feeling very frustrated, but I wish she “wanted” me the way I want her.  


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207,992 I have a cavity and need to see a dentist but there is no fucking way I'm going to the dentist while this virus thing is looming. I'll have to wait til it blows over which could be months away. Fuck.


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207,991 There have been a number of times when I ordered a decaf coffee and when I pick it up I say in passing, "Just to double check, this is decaf right?" And the Starbucks employee suddenly looks guilty and says, "Oh... uh... wait... no it isn't." Which explains why I'm left unable to sleep on so many nights.


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207,990 In a few months... many of us will be dead.


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207,989 I never went to a single party through all of high school. I didn't travel in that crowd. I didn't travel in any crowd. I had no friends.


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207,988 I want to cum. I dont want to do it myself. f44


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207,987 We live in a corona virus hot spot. I asked my wife to stop going to the gym. She has been going anyway. I asked her to not buy tickets to a local theater production. She bought them anyway. She said people were coughing in the audience. I asked her not to go to the supermarket. I had already bought groceries online. She went anyway.

She tells me tomorrow she is going out to a lecture at the library where there will 200 people attending. I pleaded with her not to go. I said she already had her last straw. She needs to start thinking about this family, about me and our children. I don't want any of us to get sick. She has shown no concern for us with all her other selfish outings. This is it. No more. I am going to ping her phone tomorrow. If she is at the lecture, I am picking up the kids from school and driving to my brother's house. I won't tell her where we are. She can live all alone in our house for the next 6 months. She can get sick and die by herself. Good riddance.


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207,986 My college is closing. What a world. I get to spend the next few months living back home. In a million years this was never in plans.


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207,985 I found myself crying today for no reason. I think it's all the bad news in the world.


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207,984 Never refer to me as 'baby'!


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207,983 The "containment zone" in NY is no such thing. No one is contained. People can come and go as they please. I think this was a media stunt to make the world think NY is being proactive. How bizarre. They are letting infected people go to any town, including the heart of Manhattan. Yet they call it a containment zone. People you are being conned and it will cost lives.


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207,982 The Parasite movie was a colossal waste of time. Ridiculously bad movie.


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207,981 Every conversation with you is strained and difficult. You find a problem with everything I say. Can't you just talk without being so abrasive?


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207,980 My wife thinks nothing of making and answering phone calls while we are in a crowded theater watching a movie. She acts confused as to why it bothers anyone.


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207,979 I'm looking for Dow 18,000.


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207,978 In my gut I sense this Wuhan virus is the end of the line for me. I'm in too many of the danger categories not to be an ill-fated victim. My anxiety level is pretty high. I'm essentially sitting here waiting to die. This isn't a good feeling.


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207,977 I hope all St. Patrick's Day parades are canceled.  I fucking hate St. Patrick's Day.


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207,976 Please read. I know this is a little bit unusual but this post contains valuable information. Repost it on other social media platforms if you feel this is important (credit goes to a poster named Bee Bop)


beep bop
3 hours ago

Hey, here's a compilation of facts I think you should be aware of:


-  22 of the 27 confirmed coronavirus deaths in the US were in Washington at the infected elderly homes.


- The death rate varies by city/country. For example, the mortality rate in Wuhan was 4.9%, whereas the mortality rate in other provinces was 0.16%. Wuhan's deaths counted for 74% of China's mortality rate. While there's no vaccine, accessibility to resources and the constant accumulation of knowledge about the virus can still be helpful in combating it. Wuhan was the first place to be hit and wasn't well prepared for the outbreak/didn't have resources ready/didn't have enough hospital accommodations per patient.


- Coronavirus isn't airborne, it's transmitted through respiratory droplets, i.e. when someone coughs/sneezes. This is why it's so important to wash your hands/disinfect surfaces/avoid touching your face, and why you don't need to panic over masks being sold out.


- The mortality rate for patients 10-39 years old is consistently 0.2%. It's only at 40-49 years old where it slightly jumps to 0.4%, and then increases up to finally reach 14.8% at ages 80+. The blanket mortality rate the media keeps repeating is deceiving because it's rarely put in context of age/area. There are also no fatalities in ages 0-9. The containment of coronavirus is more about protecting our elderly than anything.


- The mortality rate doesn't and probably never will account for the ostensible hundreds or thousands of cases that are so mild they're written off as a common cold and are quickly recovered from. There's definitely a widely undocumented statistic of people who were so unaffected by coronavirus they healed from it without seeking testing.


I just can't believe the lack of any real contextual scientific information on ANY news source, especially when scientists and medical professionals are working so arduously to provide new information to the public every day. It speaks greatly to the media choosing fear mongering over actual reliable information, which is disappointing but not surprising. We deserve better, y'all. I wish there was a way to get more people to consume reliable information, instead of read the first two lines of a clickbait article and start tweeting about how we're all going to die. Also, for all you conspiracy theorists, when would a supposedly government instigated virus EVER endanger the lives of old white men? The best thing we can do right now is put our faith in science. The science of our bodies is way more tangible than conspiracy theories or doomsday predictions. Either way, this is obviously something that should be taken seriously. The takeaway point is that while you may survive, you run the risk of transmitting the virus to someone who wouldn't. I'm not denying that we still need to have stronger precautionary measures in place. And I'm also NOT saying that Trump has an appropriate response – AT ALL. There's a difference between calmly keeping a population informed and blatantly denying scientific fact. But mass panic does not and will not benefit us in this situation. Wash your hands and protect your elderly. Stop being xenophobic. We're all in this together, and there's information readily available on the same wifi you're watching these disingenuous news clips on, so go educate yourselves and stop proclaiming the second coming of Christ in the comments section.


The best coronavirus resource out there, updated daily with a plethora of facts + statistics: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/


A USA/Canada-specific virus tracker that denotes each individual case and its location; often shows new cases before the mass media reports on them: https://coronavirus.1point3acres.com/


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207,975 Today is his birthday. I made a cake for him. German chocolate cake of course, it's his favorite. I put out a big slice for me and and an even bigger one for him. Mine was delicious. He didn't get to taste his seeing he died a few months ago. I miss him, can you tell.


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207,974 I am going to fuck him like there is no tomorrow. We will connect in a way that is unimaginable.  It will be awesome c


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207,973 I never liked shaking hands anyway. And I never liked kissing people hello. I'm glad we are now done with it. Hopefully it never comes back into vogue.


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207,971 I wish hypnotism was real.


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207,970 My father in law unexpectedly died a few days ago. My husband went to the funeral, and I stayed home because our child is sick and I wasn't going to make her travel in that state.

I dropped my hubby off at the airport, tucked my daughter in with a big cup of ginger ale.

Then I went downstairs, poured a glass of champagne, and danced around the kitchen with "Another One Bites the Dust" playing on my earbuds.

Sorry, but I HATED that son of a bitch! He was a mean drunk, unabashed racist, and religious hypocrite with wandering hands, who never did anything but complain, insult people, and manipulate people with his money. I'm now scrolling through all these Facebook memorials from relatives about how he was SO sweet and had the biggest heart in the world, wondering how all these people can lie like this.

We're due to inherit a good bit though, hopefully enough to make up for getting treated like shit for 22 years.  And I just want to kiss my daughter all over her sweet little face for getting such a conveniently timed sore throat.  Love you, darling girl!

How that bastard managed to father a man as wonderful as my husband, I'll never know.


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207,969 Day 34 of my diet. I'm down about 20 pounds. I'm 30 pounds lower if I count the 10 pounds I lost last summer. My blue corduroy pants have to be held up with suspenders. I tried on my next smaller pair of pants, the khakis with red lining. I actually got them on although they are a little too snug to be comfortable. But it's okay for now. A month ago there was no way they would fit around my hips. It might be another few weeks before I can wear them. Several people have commented saying I looked thinner. I wave it off but inside my head I high five myself. I can tell my blood pressure is low. When I stand up quickly I feel faint. It's oddly satisfying. I'm sticking by this.


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207,968 I filled my car up with gas today ---- while wearing rubber gloves. I felt like an idiot. But I think other customers were looking at me enviously.


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207,967 I worked with a woman for two years who I absolutely pined for.  I thought she was so beautiful.  She was so shy and demur.

I got a new job and had to leave the company.  I was heartbroken.

I visited my old job today for the first time in six months.  Said hi to my old coworkers.  I saw this woman, and...

She was nowhere as beautiful as I remembered.  In fact, she looked plain and maybe a little odd.  She was no longer shy and demur.  She appeared bitter and looking for a reason to lash out.  And I remembered, I had seen her be dismissive to our coworkers.  She was never smiling to coworkers or even trying to engage them positively.

I was going through a rough time personally when I was at that company.  In my mind, I must have created an image of who I wanted her to be, as a daily escape from my troubles.  I took a plain, kind of odd looking girl and made her beautiful in my mind.  In my head I turned her bitterness and distance into shyness.

It's amazing what a little time apart can do to break a fantasy.  I guess I can see how so many men on this site managed to marry bad women.


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207,966 I sneezed and I instantly had 30 people looking at me suspiciously.


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207,965 Between a slowing business, a booked cruise in April, filing my taxes and losing my ass in the stock market, I feel like I want to scream.  I literally feel sick to my stomach, and almost too crippled to take on the next task at hand.  


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207,964 Latest fake news, "Trump called virus a hoax."

He said no such thing. He said Democrats trying to blame him for not handling the virus correctly was their newest hoax, like their false claims he did something wrong with Russia, and something wrong with the Ukraine phone call. But he did not say the virus was a hoax.

Lies and more lies. Things never change.


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207,963 So 4 of us had an online meeting this AM. The Skype server was unable to handle the load. We could talk and hear each other, but to see someone's screen. Nope.  We spent 45 minutes with the "Can you see it now" Routine.
I can see this will go well once the panic really sets in.


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207,962 Best idea I've heard today, do the Vulcan hand signal instead of shaking hands.


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207,961 Half a dozen people in my town are posting on facebook how they are going to Disney world in the next few weeks. I gently suggested they not go and save it for next year. One immediately responded with "Mind your own business!"

Human nature is so interesting. The inner macho-ness of some people always comes through to beat down the wimps like me. So okay, go to Disney World. Karma will be there with you.


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207,960 I'm thinking about contacting everyone I've ever known and apologizing for being such an ass.


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207,959 The good news, oil is collapsing and the price of gas could go back to a buck a gallon.


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207,958 It was my son's birthday. I bought a large cake. Several of his cousins and their parents were coming over for a little party.

My wife called. She asked if I needed anything else. I said yes come to think of it, can she bring home a gallon of milk. It will be good with the cake.

She gets home. She put a quart of seltzer on the counter. I asked where's the milk. She said she didn't feel like drinking milk.

And this is how she acts all the time. Everything is about her and what she wants. She can't ever think past her own wishes and consider that maybe the children at the party might want milk with their cake. Imagine dealing with her 24/7/365.




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207,957 you are a horrible liar and very disrespectful to your mother. all you care about is the father of your child.while all he cares about is getting pussy from young girls.move on or you will loose everything for once put your child and yourself first.when the little kid that he has pregnant has her kid you will be so upset and for all the stuff you have started guess what they are coming for you


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207,956 I urge everyone to visit the CDC's website. And to take a breath.

As of the last available update (Friday the 7th at 4pm), there were 164 reported cases of COVID 19 in the USA. I repeat, 164.
https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-in-us.html

WHO estimates cases to be around 106,000 globally.
https://www.who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/situation-reports/20200308-sitrep-48-covid-19.pdf?sfvrsn=16f7ccef_4

The 2019-2020 Flu Season Burden estimate (also from the CDC's website) currently sits between 34 and 49 MILLION people.
https://www.cdc.gov/flu/about/burden/preliminary-in-season-estimates.htm

Sure, everyone should do their due diligence and wash their hands and self quarantine if they suspect they came in contact with the virus but, by Golly, let's all calm down a tad! The ONLY reason for the mass hysteria is because of social media frenzy and a widespread inability to think critically.

Hysteria is not going to help. Thinking clearly will.


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207,955 There's a manager of a store I go to. He's really hands-on. It doesn't matter which day I go, or what time of day, he's always there and working hard. Then I didn't see him for a bit. I asked one of the other workers where he was, and they said he was out, having surgery on his foot.

The next time I saw him, he was in a wheelchair. His leg had been amputated from the knee down. It turns out that he'd had an infection in his toe, and never went to the doctor. By the time he did, it was too late. The infection spread, he got sepsis, and almost died.

I saw him a couple months ago, and we chatted.  He grimaced. He said he had a tooth abscess. I told him that he'd better get to the dentist as soon as possible, as they are very dangerous and the infection can spread to the brain or heart. He said, "Nahhhh...I'll be fine!"

I haven't seen him the last couple times I've been there...


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207,954 An interesting case of ethics. A resident of my town has been diagnosed with corona virus. According to a press blurb, town officials are trying to track down anyone who had contact with the sick individual. What the officials won't do however is release the identity of the patient. They say it is a violation of his privacy.

But what that means is none of us have the ability of saying oh him, I ran into him at the hardware store yesterday, so I should self isolate. We can't do that because we don't know who he is. In other words, by protecting the patient's privacy we are putting more people at risk.

This seems wrong to me. There comes a point where we need to forgo privacy concerns and look out for the best interest of all the people.

But officials refuse to budge on this. Being PC is more important than people's lives. What a messed up set of priorities.


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207,953 From a college history course I remember a historical account of the plague. It was everywhere in Europe. People were dying in the streets. One Lord had a good idea. He closed the doors to his castle and placed his family and servants under quarantine. No one was allowed in or out while the plague continued to decimate the local villages.

His wife though, she was bored and decided she wanted a new dress. She had a servant sneak out of the castle and fetch the tailor from town. He came and made a new dress for her. She proudly wore it to dinner one night. The Lord noticed. He asked where she got the new dress. She had to fess up and say she brought the tailor into the castle.

Within a few weeks everyone in the castle was dead from the plague. All because of a one woman's vanity.

In the modern age, this will be my wife. I asked her not to shop at the mall. She then went shopping at the mall. I asked her not to go to the gym. She then went to the gym. She will be the death of me and our family. I'm sitting here saddened. There is nothing I can do to stop her. She is not reasonable. She is self centered. She listens to no one. Marriage shouldn't be  death sentence. But in my case it will be.


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207,952 I wrote about a month ago. I dog sit for a friend. Guess what, she asked me to dog sit again for her this weekend. I foolishly agreed because she said a health issue came up suddenly and she had no one to watch her dog. Today she sent me a text saying she is back. But she said she has to take care of a few things so she doesn't know when she can come by to get her dog. ALl I know is it will be some time in the afternoon. What am I supposed to do? Wait around all afternoon for her? I sent her a text trying to zero in on a time but she didn't respond. I'm a sucker.


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207,951 I took out my green shirt to wear this morning and unfolded it.  There were maybe 15 small circular stains all over the back of it, about an inch in diameter.  

I smelled the shirt to see if it could be mold because the shirt might not have dried properly in the dryer.  No, not mold, the shirt had been washed and dried.  

Did the shirt not get washed properly?  Did it get stuck in a blanket or something?  I looked at it more closely.  No, the non-stained parts were washed.

I noticed that the 15 or so circular stains were all towards the top part of the shirt.  There were in groups, some of them lined up.  Odd.  Very odd.

And then it hit me.

I used my green shirt as a cum rag after I wore it the last time.  For a week I was beating my meat into it and would throw it on the floor bunched up.  The cum would soak through the layers, which is why the stains were in groups and lined up.

Guess I need to throw it in the wash again.


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207,950 I was talking to woman who lost a ton of weight. I asked what the biggest difference is in her life. She said now she can see her pussy. LOL.


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207,949 I wish there was a DIY dentistry kit. It could come with novacaine, a drill bit, some silver for a filling. It should cost like $29 instead of going to the dentist and paying $500.


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207,948 I know a couple who bought an old live-aboard sailboat. They spent a year fixing it up. They made a big deal about launching the boat and going for their first sail. In talking to them on launch day I found out they had never gone sailing before. I didn't say anything but really? They were planning a life of living aboard a boat and sailing the world yet they had never gone sailing. Alright, so they put the boat in the water and went for their first sail. They figured they knew how because they had watched a youtube video. Eyeroll. It was an over-nighter down the coast. In the middle of the night they ran aground and called the Coast Guard. They were completely panicked they were going to die. That was the first and last sail they ever did. After that they moored the boat for a while. Then put it on land in a boat yard. Now the boat is for sale. I don't mean to put down other people's dreams, but what a poorly thought out plan they had. They wanted to sail everyday for the rest of their lives, but hadn't even gone sailing for one day. People worry me.


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207,947 I think the paranoia about Covid-19 is ridiculous. Of course you should wash your hands and take preventative measures, but you should be doing that anyway! Take it seriously, but don’t freak out. We’re not all going to die.


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207,946 Josh P. Oh my lord. I met you and ever since I met you
You’ve taken up residence in my mind, and you are running through my veins.  We met in an unorthodox way and I worry that it might cloud your ability to get close to me, but I hope so much that it can be a non issue, just this one time and with just you. You’re so funny and so smart and I loved your Star Wars musical thing you played for me. It was a good example
Of how your views of things are amazing and your ability to play words is a huge turn on, like you just have no idea. Your hands on my hips, your kiss, your stories, your hardness deep inside me while you make some incredibly lovely
Sounds into my ear...it’s a big deal, you’re a big deal. I know that no one is close to perfect but I’m telling you, as far as I’m concerned you are the whole package and I’m so fucking happy to have met you. I hope I never have to know what it’s like without you. That’s what I want more than I
Can even begin to try to tell you. Get well soon,
Then hold me again. I want you so bad.


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207,945 All these eager students waiting to hear about their college acceptances, but I don't think there will be any college at all in the fall.


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207,944 Wheel of Fortune was on on the background. The contestant said how her hobbies are fine dining and drinking wine. I said she doesn't sound like a very interesting person. My wife went insane on me. She said who the f*ck do I think I am criticizing other people blah blah blah.

This was a perfect example of our relationship. My wife constantly tries to find me doing something wrong.


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207,943 I just donated money to Bernie Sanders. I'm a long time republican but it's the right thing to do. Healthcare should be free for all. A government should supply roads, fire and police, education, and healthcare. And as long as we are getting free healthcare, let's have all the healthcare be the same so there is no longer mountains of expensive paperwork to process. This will keep costs down for all. Makes sense. Go Bernie.


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207,942 Somehow I think the census this year aint gonna work. Would you open your door and let a stranger into your house --- a  stranger who has just been to hundreds of other houses? I dont think so.


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207,941 I can't count on my son for anything. I told him he needs to walk the dog. I said put down the bloody video game controller and take the dog out. I came home 4 hours later and the dog had done his business all over the rug and my son had not budged one inch from playing his game. What to do with a jerky kid like him!!!!


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207,940 I woke up at 5 AM with my heart pounding. I was scared I was having a heart attack. I got in the car and drove myself to the hospital. Then I remembered there are corona patients in that hospital. I actually laughed and the abundance of bad luck, which calmed me down. My heart rate went back to normal. I drove home and managed to go back to bed. The world is messing with my head.


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207,939 I am so fucked up right now. I never ever do this. I have had big goals that I am on my way to achieving. But something fell into my lap that I knew would make me feel better and I went with it.  No one knows and no one has to. This is just a one time thing... unless I don’t need the others and decide to do the same things did tonight. Then that will be the last time, because I will have no more.


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207,938 I've never eaten at Waffle House. I really want to try it.


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207,937 My daughter's boyfriend calls me by my first name. I find it disrespectful.


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207,936 For the first time ever I ordered food via PeaPod. It was really easy. Maybe this is the future for everyone.


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207,935 Spring break. Round about the beginning of April. I think that will be the tipping point for the virus in the USA. Students and families will go on vacation. A week later viral hell will break loose everywhere.


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207,934 I have the wife who thinks Nicaragua is in Asia. Today I saw a story about a New York Times editor being on TV and he said Bloomberg spent $500 million on his campaign and that comes out to be over $1 million per person in the USA and wouldn't it have been better if Bloomberg had just given everyone $1 million....

I told this to my wife. She asked, "Oh is that wrong? How much is it for each person? Did he forget to work in the taxes?"

Taxes? Oh boy. I said to her, "You tell me. How much is it per person ... if you forget about the taxes for a moment?"

"Well.... how many people are there in the country?"

"No, I'm not going to say. You have to figure everything on your own."

"Okay, well, there's you, there's me, there's my two sisters. They have 5 kids. That's 10 people right there..."

She was scaring me. I said to her, "Are you going to try to count everyone?"

"No, I'm just getting a feel for the right number. There's my friend Ellen. She comes from a large family. Oh, and then there's the women at the nail salon...."

I watched this in amazement for another minute as she kept naming people she knows. "There was that teacher in high school but he died so should I count him?"

"No." I was trying to be helpful.

Finally she came to a number. "That's probably like 10,000 people in the country.... oh wait.... there are 55 states, so that means there are 55,000 people in the country."

"There are only 50 states."

"Are you sure? 50? Aren't there some new ones? "

"No, there are only 50."

"Okay, so then there are 50,000 people in the country."

Curious, and trying to stay on point, I said, "So if there 50,000 people in the country and Bloomberg paid $500 million on ads, then how much did he spend per person?"

"Well, then he spent like $50 million per person. I can't believe the newspaper got that wrong! Don't they check their stuff?"

After this amazing bit of mathematical reasoning, I guess I should be pleased my wife even knew Nicaragua was a country.



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207,933 Vitamins make me constipated.


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207,932 Garden secret:

Don't buy a pack of tomato seeds to start growing your seedlings. For the same money, buy a tomato! You can scoop out the seeds and plant them. Fresh seeds work perfectly well. Then you get a free tomato to eat! :)


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207,931 After waking up this morning, and as I was groggily peeing in the toilet, I noticed that my husband’s bluetooth speaker was on with a description of what was playing running across the screen. It said something about riding dick cowgirl style in porn, a discussion amongst porn directors, and I’m just like what the fuck? It’s too early for this.

I’m not a psycho, I know he watches porn, I know he masturbates. I do to, it’s natural. But does he watch porn commentary? I don’t know and for whatever reason it’s too weird to ask and I’m not about to tell someone I know, so I’m telling this website. Feel free to leave your interpretation of what he was watching. Also, why the bluetooth speaker?


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207,930 Each week I put more money in my son's school lunch account. I walk it over to the school building. The secretary always asks me why I don't leave a larger amount because if I did then I won't have to stop by every week. Why don't I deposit more money? Because I don't have more money. I wish people could be more sensitive. Ya know, not all of us are overflowing with money.


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207,929 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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207,928 I put an item up for sale on Facebook. Two people contacted me right away saying they'd take it. I never heard from either again. Why are people so lame?


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207,927 Is it weird to love someone dearly and try to work out all the disagreements because you are so attached to them and don't want to imagine a life without them? and you have before, been without them, and you missed each other despite not speaking for two years? but then..they say your name thrice in a row, with a kind of way , like if your name was Jane..." Jane, Jane, Jane" and for fleeting seconds you don't love them anymore? or you feel completely alien?
She took a walk, and my initial shock is wearing down but is it strange that I find that so repulsive and disturbing? I mean, a co-worker could say that to another co-worker in a nice way, like Jane Jane Jane..you look so nice!
but something about the way she said it, as if I am the cause of all of our problems and misunderstandings as if I am wrong and I am fool...something made me feel totally alien and not love her anymore for a brief minute...still lingering.I don't know if that sensation will go away. I am struggling with this person--the always think things outside of them are ridiculous. Instead of ever questioning her patience, she lives in a certain way often, in which she is appalled by her surroundings and they are deficient or like insufficient. I mean, I am on the other spectrum. sometimes I complain and sometimes I don't, just doing is as doing does, what is ..is and I accept it. However, sometimes its hard being with someone who just doesn't see their own flaws, doesn't see their part, doesn't take responsibility,  and when you fight has to say " Jane, Jane, Jane" as if it were all your problem. I fell In love with someone great, but I also fell in love with a total  monster and by that I don't mean like a monster in terms of what everyone thinks...just a monster...as in my personal hell. I can't leave either, because I love her. I see here that others have found themselves in this predicament. you ask yourself...is this some weird kind of nice heaven/purgatory? yeah I guess its earth, however, some people look like they are happy...yes, happy.


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207,926 I hate you.


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207,925 My daughter seems so sad all the time. I don't know what's bothering her. She's an adult. I don't want to over mother her at this point in her life. I know she needs to work it out. I'm left trying to walk this fine line of engaging her in conversation and being there for her, but at the same time not pushing her.


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207,924 I have very few morals. You would not guess it if you met me.


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207,923 I took the door off my 16 year old son's bedroom. I'm not sure if this was the right thing to do but it's done and I'll see how it goes.


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207,922 I bought some hand sanitizer for my girls that are coming home from college tomorrow, but I replaced the contents with Astroglide.  I can't wait to watch them start rubbing their hands together waiting and waiting and waiting for their hands to dry.  One of my daughters already has trust issues.  I'm sure this won't help.


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207,921 My wife thinks Nicaragua is in Asia near China.


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207,920 I received new reading glasses as a Christmas gift. They are okay, a little blurry but okay. It was only after a month of wearing them that I realized they had a plastic protective film on the lenses. I peeled it off and the glasses aren't blurry at all anymore. I'm a dummy.


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207,919 I'm going to be 60 soon. Everything good in life is behind me. All I have left is getting older and (even more) disgusting.
"Logan's Run" had it right. We should all be eliminated at 30.


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207,918 Two incidents today by my wife.

1) She was driving. I was the passenger. She stopped at a red light. When it turned green, she didn't move. I waited and watched. After 15 seconds the car behind us beeped. My wife said, "What's his problem?"

I asked, "Why do you think he's beeping?"

She said, "He's beeping because he's a jerk."

He beeped again.  My wife turned and looked at him and mouthed the words "Fuck you."  The guy pulled onto the shoulder and went around us. My wife declared him to be an idiot. I said, "You know, the light is green. You can move forward." So she drove ahead without any clue of what she had just done wrong.

2) A few minutes later her phone rang. She told me to see who was calling. I looked at her phone screen and said, "It's Carol. Do you want me to answer it?"

She said, "Why did you call her?"

I was confused. I said, "I didn't call her."

She said, "Don't lie. You obviously did call her. Why else would she be on the line?"

I wasn't sure how to respond. So I said, "Your phone rang. When that happens it's an indication that someone is calling you. Not that I called that person. That's how phones work."

She said "Oh," and kept driving.

She scares me. I don't think I should let her drive anymore.




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207,917 Now it's okay to threaten a Supreme Court Justice?


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207,916 I haven't seen a black person in years. I live in a monied town in Vermont. There are a few Asian kids in the school though.


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207,915 It's being reported there are infected people about 20 miles away from where I live. This is not good.


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207,914 I remember when eggs were said to be bad for you. Now they are called the ideal meal. I remember when we were told to use margarine instead of butter. Now we know margarine is the enemy. We were told to use plastic bags because paper bags were bad. Now we are told to use paper bags because plastic bags are bad. Don't drink whole milk. Oh wait, do drink whole milk. Wine has alcohol and is bad. No wait, wine has antioxidents and is now good for you.

We really don't know what we are doing.


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207,913 I decided to exercise more. I went for a walk.

My wife decided she was going to exercise more too. She bought a new bike, two sets of gaudy lycra clothes like the professionals wear in the Tour De France, special bike sneakers that clip into the pedals, black covers that go over the shoes to keep them warmer, a very expensive aerodynamically correct bike helmet, bike gloves, an $80 plastic water bottle because sometimes a $5 water bottle just won't do, a special holder for her water bottle, special handle extenders so she can lean forward while biking, a Garmin watch for timing herself.

I've now been walking most every day for two months. My wife went on her bike once.


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207,912 Hmmmm… if you're black and say I'm racist because I'm white, guess what?  That makes *you* the racist!  Words have definitions, honey.


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207,911 I put my dick in my daughter’s best friend. She’s half my age (44). It was so yummy.


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207,910 I put my dick in my daughter’s best friend. She’s half my age (44). It was so yummy.


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207,909 Went to the grocery store today. Loaded up my cart. As I got on line at the checkout, the cashier started coughing. I turned around and immediately left the store. I left the full cart there in the aisle. Call me paranoid, but come on, I don't need a cashier coughing near me.


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207,908 Spike Lee, what a spoiled brat baby. He was asked not to enter Madison Square Garden by the employee-only entrance anymore and instead use the VIP entrance. It meant he has to walk a little further to the door. Wah wah wah, he doesn't want to walk further. Now he is not going to attend Knicks games anymore. What happens to people with money. They think they are better than the rest of us. What a douche bag.


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207,907 An infected patient in New Hampshire defied orders and broke from quarantine so he/she could attend a private party. This person should be put to death IMO.


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207,906 Our ending WAS tragic , like the movie Titanic !!!

15-15


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207,905 I'm washing my hands like 20 times a day.


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207,904 My wife has an overwhelming need to always be the authority on everything, even when it comes to completely subjective topics. We will have a discussion and I am always kind and gentle with my wording. I once said, "Maybe we could stop by the new ice cream store and get a sunday. I heard it's good."

She responded with, "Don't be an idiot. It's not good. No ice cream store is good."

I don't even know how to respond to her words. No ice cream store is good?? And I'm an idiot??

Another example. I said "We are out of milk. Let's stop by the supermarket on the way home."

"No. They are not open. They close at 8. How could you not know that? You never pay attention. Plus you should never buy milk in the evening. It's spoiled by then because it was sitting out in the store all day."

Milk in the refrigerated cases is spoiled by the evening?? Also, I checked, the supermarket is open to midnight. She was wrong.

But being wrong never stops my wife from dictating the "facts" to me, and usually in a condescending manner.


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207,903 I'm very impressed with China. In the last few weeks they have shown the virus can be contained. It was a drastic approach. They shut down everything. They told people to stay home. They closed the school. The stopped mass transit. They permitted zero gatherings. As a direct result, their infection numbers are at records lows.

WE SHOULD DO THE SAME.

We wont; though. We are Americans. No one tells us what to do. We want our Big Macs from McDonalds and no one is going to deny us what we want!

China is going to win this war. The USA is going to lose.


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207,902 A woman in my town is on Facebook complaining the stores are out of anti-bacterial wipes. She goes so far as to call people crazy and paranoid for rushing out and buying all the wipes. She then says if anyone has extra, she'd like to buy some...

Does this woman realize how self centered she sounds? People are wrong to buy wipes. We are all jerks for buying them. But she herself wants to buy them. That's okay in her mind. She can do buy wipes. But the rest of are bad for doing it.


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207,901 I live in an apartment. In the past week there has been a strong odor of raw sewage in my apartment. This makes me so mad. I shouldn't have to live this way. Landlord, fix the problem you goddamn piece of shit.


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207,900 It's rather annoying how I hear young people say this virus is nothing to worry about because it only kills people over sixty. They say it like no matter, who cares if the old people die. Jerkos. People like me who are over 60 would prefer not to die if that's okay with you.


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207,899 I've done more of the work for my wife's MA than she has. 4 papers in and she still can't doing basic citations correctly. It pisses me off but if I tell her then I become the bad guy.


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207,898 I’m so sick of everything being drawn back to politics.
Coronavirus is somehow political.
I give up.
And each and every side uses something to project their opinion. It doesn’t matter which side. They all suck.


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207,897 I've never gone to a funeral. Not even my father's. I don't do funerals.


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207,896 70s dance music is the best!


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207,895 I only shop in the last hour my supermarket is open. This is suburbia. No one shops at 9:00 pm. I have the store to myself. Hopefully this means no germs.


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207,894 I think the production of Narcan should be stopped. There should be no solution if someone overdoses on opioids. The drug user should die. As a society we need to stop trying to save them. We need to move on


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207,893 Every time he raises his voice, I locate the nearest sharp object I can grab in case things escalate. Every single time.


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207,892 I was very distracted for my morning orgasm. It was a dud. :(


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207,891 You can get a 12 night cruise from New York to Spain and beyond for $359 per person. This is insane. Transatlantic cruises usually cost at least $2,000 per person. I am so tempted.


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207,890 My wife and I will have a discussion and come to an agreement. For example, our son has a school concert on  Thursday at 7 pm. My wife was going out for drinks with her friend on Thursday at 7 pm. I point out that these concerts are very short, so if she instead met her friend at 8 pm, everything would work out. She agrees and says she'll work it out with her friend.

Thursday comes around. I get home from work. My wife is nowhere to be found. I drive my son and I to the concert. She doesn't show up at the concert.

Later that night she gets home. I ask why she wasn't at the concert. She tells me she had drinks with her friend at 7 pm and she already told me she wouldn't be at the concert.

How am I supposed to deal with a wife like this? She thinks only of herself. She is also very dishonest.

After the concert I took my son out for ice cream. We had a fun time. He's a good kid. I'm trying to salvage his childhood and the fact that he has such an uncaring mother.


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207,889 Counting on you to not follow through on things you agree to do has actually worked in my favor. Now everyone will blame you and not me.


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207,888 I've lost about 10 lbs. Much more to go but it is a start. My friend said she's proud of me for it. I must have looked at her strange because she asked if anyone has ever said that to me before.
Well, no. Not that I can remember. She's a good friend to have. We seem to coach each other up instead of down.
Not much of a secret but I needed to tell the Universe.


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207,886 I’m addicted to terrible people.


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207,885 I hate these stupid shits who traveled to infected countries and are now bringing the virus back to the US. Mother fucking assholes. I think they should be given the death penalty.


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207,884 In the middle of this corona scare my wife without even telling me bought tickets to a Broadway show. I wish I had married a smarter woman.


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207,883 This makes me sound crazy, but there is a constant dialogue going on in my head. It's constant banter between multiple voices. I feel like I'm basically just in the audience listening, although sometimes I chime in with an opinion. All in all, it's very tedious for me to hear the voices. It would be like trying to think and study in the libray, but there are people around me talking.

One side effect true for my entire life is I never listen to music. The voices don't like it. They can't be heard over the music. So they make me feel bad for turning on music, therefore I don't turn on music.

Today I betrayed them. I found a pair of earbuds in a drawer. I turned on music. it was the Beatles. The voices told me to turn it off. I didn't. I turned up the volume. "Blackbird singing in the dead of night..."

It was delightful and relieving to have such a beautiful break.

I have to study for the next few hours. The voices are back. Nothing I can do. But when I'm done studying, I going to put in the ear buds again to drown out the unwelcome intrusion of their constant babbling.


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207,882 This Corona Virus is nothing more than FEAR PORN and quite regular from the powers that be....

Anthrax, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, Measels, Ebola, Corona......wash your hands, dont let anyone sneeze in your mouth,   the ruling elite/media want us to be scared to death so they can run in with a "safe" vaccine to save us all....

good luck to the fools who take the jab.....you will most likely end up worse off.....



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207,881 I don't trust the primary results from South Carolina. With all that has gone on in the last few years, I'm concerned the results were faked to help Biden.


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207,880 My wife is mocking me for losing weight. She came into the bedroom and said in a needling voice, "I just climbed the stairs. Look at me, have I lost weight?" She was making fun of me losing weight. I by the way have said nothing to her about losing weight. I have been doing it very quietly, but she noticed I've been trying by doing big things, like exercise and diet, and small things, like parking far from the stores and walking the rest of the way. It seems to bother her I'm losing weight. She thinks mocking me for it is funny. I think it's grounds for leaving her. I'm trying to save my life. She's obviously not onboard with this idea.


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207,879 During my marriage several men have made passes at me. I've never told my husband. It would cause more problems than it is worth.


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207,878 I think the Pope has the corona virus.


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207,877 I keep making accidental eye contact with this attractive blonde at work.  She's on a different project and I don't have any reason to talk to her.  I'm just glancing at people as I walk by, and there's a lot of people to glance at because this is a large, open office.  But she's 25 and I'm 48, and that could make me the "creepy guy in the office."  I don't think I'm doing anything creepy because I'm not staring and I'm just doing what I've always done without it being a problem.  I'm just glancing at people as I walk by.  It just seems to be this odd coincidence where every time I walk near her she glances at me at the same time I glance at her.  It's making me a bit nervous because I'm not "looking for anything" here, and I don't want to give her the wrong impression.  Maybe it's just a coincidence.  But come to think of it, I did catch her looking at me once.  Maybe it's possible she thinks I'm attractive?  But this has oddly made me notice her now - I knew she was pretty, but now I *know* she's pretty.  Funny how this works.  Very primal.


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207,875 I'm trapped. That's the best way to put it... He is not gonna sign those divorce papers... I can't deal with him anymore. I'm so tired of the constant arguing, cheating accusations, and threats of violence... I need some time away... Its so messed up that I wanna check myself into a mental hospital just to get some peace... And at the same time I know I need it. I haven't been taking my meds so my depression is getting worse and I'm sliding into my old eating disorder habits... Maybe I will feel better after going into hospital and restarting my meds...


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207,874 I got into discussion with a few friends about alcoholism. One friend took the stance that alcoholism is a disease. I took that stance that problem drinking is self imposed. I think it's their own fault. People choose to drink, so it's not a disease like cancer which is not the fault of anyone. The friend has never spoken to me again. It's been 8 years. I still believe the drinker is at fault and it's not a disease.


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207,873 I can’t watch TV or listen to the radio. The voices from the commercials on both platforms make me want to gauge my eyes out, and stab my eardrums. I hate that pitchy, stupid human voice on the other end trying to persuade me to do things, buy things, say certain things - JUST SHUT TF UP, and play the music/continue the show. Obnoxious and annoying.


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207,872 She's such a dimwitted fucker. I spent about $500 stocking up on food stuffs. My wife went and told all her friends our pantry is overflowing. Oh great, now when everyone runs out of food and anarchy takes over, guess whose door they are going to kick in.... Wish I married someone with common sense who could keep her damn mouth shut.


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207,871 The arrogance of some of the self entitled people in this town is off the charts. Handicap parking is a prime example. Those spots are not occupied by a wheelchair equipped van. They are occupied with fancy high end cars. The wealthy do what they want and they practically own the police department so they never get ticketed.


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207,870 This world. It has become too complicated for average people to handle. The problem is, there are so many pieces to our world that average people are put in charge of important issues. It's getting to be a problem.

Case in point. I take two medications. They are both doled out in 30 day supplies. But one med needs to be refilled on the first of the month. And as bad luck would have it, the other needs to be refilled on the 15th of the month. This is very inconvenient to go to the pharmacy twice a month.

No problem. My pharmacy has a plan. They will sync up the refill dates so I can pick up both medicines at once. Yay.

Except this is how their plan works. When the 1st of the month comes around, they will not refill my first prescription. They will leave me with nothing for two weeks. I will be completely out of that med. Then they will finally refill the first prescription on the 15th of the month when I also get the refill on the second med.

In their view, this solves the problem. I will be able to pick up both meds at the same time.

Great. Except for the part where I go with out my life saving heart med for two weeks.

Like really? This is their solution?

With "plans" like this, I think it is inevitable that our world is going to fall apart.


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207,869 Each morning before she gets dressed and leaves for work, my wife walks over to me while I'm on the treadmill, and I cup and caress her left breast and then her right.  It's literally 10 seconds of our day that always leaves me wanting more until we can be together again.  #Keepingthelovealive


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207,868 I realized, later, that I had a wide open opportunity to fool around with my exgfs 18 yr old daughter. For a long time I was glad that I didn't and glad that I didn't betray my friends trust.
But often lately I've been fantasizing about it.


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207,867 My wife is amazing. She's never around. She's always out with her friends, or at the gym. I take care of the kids. I do homework with them. I make meals for them. I drive them to where they need to be. Her lack of interest has been a long term ongoing problem.

So get this. The other day she comes back from her morning workout. My guess is she was talking to other mothers at the gym. She suddenly felt bad about her lack of involvement with our kids. So she comes back from the gym and asks our son if he's hungry for lunch. He says yes. She asks what he wants. He says macaroni and cheese. So she turns to me and tells me to make him macaroni and cheese. Then she went out for a bike ride workout. What a great mother. Not.


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207,866 For the first time ever I picked up my meds using the drive-thru window at the pharmacy. Seemed like a bad idea to actually go into the pharmacy. That's where all the coughing sputtering sick people would be.


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207,865 I'm the guy in DC with the spiritual experiences, who advises a few people who are appointed by the President.  I had something weird happen to me on the DC metro three weeks ago that I felt I wanted to post but hesitated because it was disturbing.  Well, screw it.  Here we go.

To recap... after the worst part of my being sick when I was 20 years old, and before the crushing depression set in, God came to me.  He came to me about 30 times from January 1992 to June 1995.  An intense, indescribable love that "washed" physically over me.  The pressure from the love was like being ten feet deep in a pool of water.  Sometimes I would be told things, especially things that hinted to my future and my purpose and why He would not let me die.  Sometimes I would just be held.  Sometimes I was gently chastised for my acts of rebellion that I did out of anger from not being able to handle my medical problems.  Once, He even went to a girl I liked on my request and told her that I loved her, as if He was excited to be allowed to participate in my life.  He never told me to do or not to do anything.  I was only told to consider why I was doing or believed something.  As the years have gone by and I have thought about this more from the perspective of being older and more mature, the one thing that stuns me is that for the sheer, unimaginable power of His being God Almighty, His restraint around me was just as unbelievable.  There was a humility to Him that was the complete opposite of the incomprehensible power He holds.  He was so delicate with me - it stuns me.  If this had been a human being who interacted with me just as delicately, I would have thought such a person would have been very shy, yearning for my friendship and acceptance with a fear of being rejected by me.  The only time I have felt as emotionally delicate as God Himself was with me have been those times when I was trying to talk to a girl I had a crush on - will she reject me?  Will I see her smile at me?  We have wine glasses made of fine crystal - God was more delicate with me than I am with those wine glasses when I'm washing them and afraid they'll slip out of my hands and shatter.  I can only imagine how jealously God protects those who come to Him and whom He loves.  We say God's anger at those who hurt His people is "righteous" and "just," but my experience with how gentle He's treated me suggests more that God's anger would be "psycho batshit."  God sends the Archangel Michael to crush His enemies, and after meeting Michael twice, when I was 15 and 35, I'm thinking God is being merciful by only sending an angel in whose presence it's like standing next to an exploding 155mm artillery shell that doesn't "stop exploding."  Just imagining what being on the receiving end of God's anger as I write this makes me sick.  It's making me shake a bit.  

I digress, but I needed to get that out.  But it relates to something that relates to the DC metro experience.  As God came to me more and more, I began to be able to "read people's faces."  I could look at somebody and "know" what was in them.  When I was younger I told myself that I could "tell what motivates them."  Sometimes I could look at their face and know nearly word for word what they were thinking.  I could see kindness and evil.  With a lot of people I could see the hurt and desperation for acceptance in them.  A few years ago a pastor friend of mine told me that I had the "gift of discernment" from God.  Maybe it was a parting gift from God.  It's come in very handy working around the politicians.

So this leads to the DC metro story.  I was standing on the train a few Fridays ago when a woman walked on at the Judiciary Square stop.  It was very crowded.  I was six feet from her but there were four people at least between us.  I looked at her face... and I knew there was something demonic in her.  It was in her eyes and her face and her twisted smile.  An intense and confident and mocking arrogance shining through her face.  She didn't see me.  I figured, what the fuck, I would say a liberation prayer in my head for her.  It goes something like, "Lord God, in Jesus' name I bind and break and cast out yadda yadda yadda..."

Now remember, this woman didn't see me in the crowd.

As soon as I said in my head, "Lord, in..."

She turned and stared right through the crowd and into my eyes with that mocking glare on her face and twisted smile.  

It was like out of a horror movie.  A confident, mocking stare that said I was a little puke and it was great.  She just kept staring at me through the crowd.  But I, fortunately, am far more terrified of the Archangel Michael showing up to defend me than I am of whatever was in this woman, so I laughed to myself and just looked down and said the rest of the prayer in my head.  Whatever was in her knew what I was doing.  I glanced back up and she was still staring at me through the crowd with that twisted stare and smile.  Two stops later at Metro Center she got off the train, and walked right by me, staring at me out the corner of her eye with that awful smile.  I could "see" on her face that what was in her was trying to mock me.  It wanted to try to intimidate me and scare me into thinking it had the power and I was powerless... but I could see it underneath of it's "confidence" that it was scared of me.  It didn't know who I was, though, it only knew that I was a "soldier" who wore the "uniform" of its enemy.

I couldn't stop talking to my wife about this because it made me feel ill.  I certainly am not at risk of these things finding me or even scaring me.  I feel ill because I encountered the overwhelming pride of the demonic that were in her.  I got a glimpse into how much these demons detest us.  They think they're royalty, and they think we humans are dog shit.  You cannot hate anything as much as they hate us.  We are puke and we are to be wiped from the Earth.

By the way, I think I mentioned in one of my first posts that God hinted that I was left alive because I would give hope to people after a last certain event had happened (which occurred in May).  People would be scared and I would give them hope.  I wonder if the coronavirus has anything to do with this.  Beats me.  


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207,864 I need a house that is only 10 feet by 20 feet. I need room for a bed, a kitchen along one wall, and a bathroom. Why don't houses like this exist?


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207,863 All this concern like the stock market falling a ton in one week, and there hasn't been a single death in the USA. Is it possible everyone is overreacting?


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207,862 He melts my butter.


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207,861 I am completely convinced that if my wife was exposed to the Wuhan virus and was told to self quarantine, she would go out in public as much as possible. She has a problem letting others tell her what to do.


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207,860 I just want to be happy with myself.
My husband doesn’t seem to understand, just how much it would mean if he told me something nice, or pressed his face into my breasts...the breasts that I admitted to him I loathe.
After breastfeeding our three children, I know my body has done its duty. It has done what it was designed to do. My breasts did nothing to fail me or my children, but I am insecure about them. I maintained my weight and am still the same size I was in high school, but my breasts have stretch marks and my nipples got a lot larger. My breasts are still small-as they were before.
I mentioned breast augmentation & he seems all too eager.
Maybe that’s his thing.
But in all honesty, if he can’t love them now I don’t plan on allowing him to love them after they’re surgically altered.



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207,859 I have three large bottles of Purell hand sanitizer. I bought them about two weeks ago before the stock market fell and the public started to panic. I was shopping yesterday. On a whim I checked if the store had Purell? Nope. They are completely sold out. On one hand I'm thinking I was ever so wise to buy early. But on the other hand I feel kind of shitty taking three bottles when others are going without.


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207,858 I obsess about things. I get a thought in my head and I can't let it go. I'll leave the house and wonder if I turned the stove off. I made tea in the morning. After the water boiled did I turn it off? There are times like this where I turn around and drive back to the house to check. I've never left the stove on but my brain won't accept it. I still worry.


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207,857 I have no friends. No one in the world knows me. I was forced to retire a few years ago. I sit home alone and watch TV or poke around on the internet. Retirement sucks. 62m


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207,856 My birthday is coming up, which means I get my annual bj too.....


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207,855 I'm a happily married man, but if I ever question why I put in the work, it takes me 10 seconds of scrolling on this site to realize how bad every other man has it.  


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207,854 You’re going to be just as sad and lonely as your dad.

Treating humans like they are your dogs will do that.

Ask your mom about how your dad treated her - I bet she felt like a beaten dog too.

I will follow her lead and leave my abusive husband.

Emotional abuse is still abuse and I will not have my kids learn that that is how you have a relationship. It’s an awful shame that your mother is so self-involved she doesn’t even realize her son is doing exactly what her ex did - treating his wife like an animal that isn’t even allowed to communicate with others.

Your mom is right. I shouldn’t stay with someone who is abusing me.


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207,853 I was having a text conversation with my wife over the phone.  I asked if she could tell me a phone number. She said just a second while she looked it up. I waited. Nothing happened. I texted her again. Nothing. I called her. She didn't pick up. I'm thinking she keeled over and died or something. For two hours I repeatedly tried to contact her. No response. I finally arrive home and there she is in the kitchen. I asked what happened, why didn't she respond to my texts and me calling. She said she was taking a nap. A nap??? I reminded her that her last text told me to wait just a second while she gets a phone number for me. She shrugged it off and said again how she decided to take a nap. In the middle of a conversation??? She is a thoughtless person. I'm learning to never trust her.


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207,852 Big lines at Costco tonight. It looked to me like people were stocking up on food and cleaning supplies...


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207,851 Some woman parked her bike right in front of the library's automated front door. It was literally one foot in front of the glass panel. Everyone coming and going had to squeeze past the bike. Ridiculous. I helped everyone out. I walked the bike 10 feet away to the bike rack. But then I thought I'd help a little bit more. I walked the bike another 10 feet where there is a cement stairway down to the basement. I pushed the bike down there. It made a very satisfying crashing sound as it tumbled down the steps. You're welcome.


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207,850 I'm married to a bad person.


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207,849 Just received a market commentary from my Schwab financial consultant.  I replied to it with:

"Justin, I’m emailing you from Beijing where Jackie I are on vacation, meeting lots of friendly people.  They are so warm and loving, with each person we meet wanting to shake our hands and kiss our faces.

I haven’t been paying attention to what is going on in the world these days and haven’t been checking the stock market.

I trust everything is good, and you are just saying “hello.”


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207,848 If there is some kind of major event where many people die, I'm going to kill my husband and bury him in the woods. Then I'll tell people he was a victim of the virus.


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207,847 I wish it was legal to beat people who are obnoxious.


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207,846 My wife is the laziest most elf entitle person I've ever known:

"Could you please take the trash out to the garage?"

"What? Are you nuts? You known my arches are killing me and you want me to carry a trash bag?"

"Well, aren't you heading out to play tennis now? Won't that hurt your arches way more than carrying on trash bag?"

"No! Playing tennis is aerobic. It's good for the body. You know nothing."

I hate this marriage. I do everything. She treats herself like royalty.



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207,845 I'd like to tell my wife about this great site I have found, which has given me an outlet for some of the more depraved things that I want to share, but can't put on Facebook for fear of being judged by family and friends.  

However, I don't dare tell her about the site for fear that she'll find it interesting and start scrolling and reading some of the posts I've added in the past few weeks and recognize them as mine.


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207,844 i cry if i see someone else cry.


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207,843 My wife is incapable if getting anywhere on time. Not only is she always late, she thinks it's her god giving right to come late. She gets mad at anyone for daring to suggest she put in the effort to get there at the proper time. It's to the point where I don't make plans with her because I don't want to put up with the headache.


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207,842 There's one of those internet contests where everyone votes on social media for which town is better. My town is in the running along with about 20 more towns. You can vote as often as you want. Some lady is pushing everyone around here to vote multiple times for our town. I hate that. Why not be fair and actually vote for the town which is better. Why stuff the ballot box with fake votes? To brag you won a rigged contest? Her mucking with the system has annoyed me so much that I've been sitting here all day voting for all the other towns, just to undo her her attempt to taint the contest.


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207,841 My wife has weird quirks. If I buy a half gallon of ice cream, and I serve myself a bowl, my wife will then go into the kitchen. She'll transfer the remaining ice cream out of the original cardboard tub and put it in a plastic tupperware container which she has chosen to exactly hold the ice cream.

Then a few days later, if I again serve myself ice cream, she'll go through her transfer ritual again, downsizing the remaining ice cream into a slightly smaller container.

This continues until the ice cream is finished. It's anal and obsessive. I've asked her to stop, but she doesn't.

Oh I'll give you one more quirk. If say, she puts out a bowl of blueberries for people to sprinkle on their pancakes, and after the meal there is one lone blueberry left, she'll go to the effort to put it in a tiny container so it can be eaten another day. I tell her to just eat it now. It's one blueberry. It's not worth putting it back in the fridge. Just eat the damn thing. She won't. She says she's not hungry.

Yes, she is very annoying.


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207,840 When I was a kid and my bike got a flat tire, I knew how to get out the tools, pull out the inner tube and apply a rubber patch.

About 20 years ago I noticed kids would no longer repair a punctured inner tube. They get mom to buy a new inner tube. I thought this was lazy.

But these days, it's gotten even worse. When a kid gets a flat, the parents bring the bike to the repair shop and pay $75 to have it fixed.

What a sad thing. It speaks of some elitist world where no one gets their hands dirty anymore. Money solves everything I guess. But what's going to happen when these kids enter the real world and have to solve problems at work? There is no one to call. They are supposed to figure things out for themselves. It's not going to happen.


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207,839 The most unattractive women come from Great Britain.


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207,838 It's almost two weeks after Valentines Day and I bought Valentines day chocolate at 75% off. You can't beat the price. I have no girlfriend so it's all for me. :)


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207,837 I thought it time to clean out my bookshelf.
Why I decided to do this today is lost on me. Of the dozens of books of my husband’s, there’s nothing interesting to be found.
I flip through the pages of my books, & knowing me I know I’ll find something nostalgic and old in the pages. First book, an old sociology textbook from when I was in college. There are pressed flowers. I don’t recall if any significance is attached to them, but they make me cry. Then a piece of paper, folded in half. Bad poetry typed out. I recall who typed it. An old neighbor across the hall, when I lived alone.
On the back, my love’s handwriting. A fabulous poem. A beautiful memory. Gone. My handwriting. Does the presses flower in the book smell like my life then?
I wish time weren’t so hard. I wish I could smell him again. I wish I could touch his face. I wish I could see his smile.
I wish things could have been different.
The poem I wrote all those many years ago still holds true:

In the deepest descents of my mind I find him
& this causes an overwhelming reality to befall me-
Nothing is ever as it seems and life is failing
Like a clock
Time, intangible and worthless
I find it to be ever so futile because I own it and yet it controls me.

I miss you.


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207,836 My wife's obsession with religion is slowly destroying our marriage. She is right now volunteering at a 24/7 prayer chapel where she sits there for a 12 hour shift and helps people pray. She does these several times a week. Her devotion to God is more important to her than her devotion to me and the kids.


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207,835 I don’t want to work these jobs I’m applying for. I just want to philosophize and play. A long time ago, I should’ve considered how this was possible. I love my aunt, but she used to call me up, and tell me “ philosophy? That’s not going to get you anywhere, what about considering something else?” Well, it worked out for her, whatever she did. This didn’t work for me. I should’ve encouraged myself to delve into whatever I was into at the time. Instead, I spent hours and years LOST and confused. “ dazed and confused” as you call it. Making enough money to play and or asking my parents for money. Sorry, parents; I actually really am. And like only getting hints of gratification in living a meaningful life. Now, at an age, where people are reaping the benefits of their 20s and giving birth, I am now at the edge of my dazed and confused age, and I don’t know how to move forward. I’ve set it up so that I can. I’ve quit the industry I was in, I moved in with someone wonderful who ground and made a career for themselves and now.. I’m jobless and confused. I wish that I had nurtured my interest when I had a chance, when I didn’t have to scramble to pay bills. I wish that I took myself seriously instead of imagine how hostile the world is and how I have to hide in my old big apartment which my family owned and just write poetry, think a lot, and just kind of swim around lost in space. Now, I am here. Yes. I am here and there’s no point in judging. Atleast I’m in a place where I can say I’ve never tried and now... now.... ugh, I have to try. And I don’t mean try anything and succeed, I mean I have to try to get this “ right”. I have to follow the advice I’d give another person. Which is EVERYTHING aim struggling to do for myself.


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207,834 A notice to you women in your 20s:

Just because I said good morning to you does not mean I’m lusting after you.  It means I’m being polite.  Just because I might think you’re cute doesn’t mean I want a relationship with you.  It just means I think you’re cute.  Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I’m dying to get into a relationship with you.  Just because I happen to ask how you’re doing doesn’t give you a reason to tell your friends that somehow I “want you” and “I won’t leave you alone.”

Grow up you pompous, narcissist bitches.  

Signed,
A single guy


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207,833 Right now I’d buy a plane ticket to a place with Coronavirus just so I had an excuse to not come home to my family.


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207,832 A year ago I planned to leave my wife. It was perfect. House was sold. I was moving into an apartment. She could get her own place somewhere far away from me and live her ugly life. I didn't want much, just to be away from this awful person. But at the last minute she pleaded and moaned and cried for me not to leave her. She put no effort into finding her own place. At literally the 11th hour, she would literally be homeless if I didn't let her into my apartment. Really, the house was sold. I was turning over the keys to the new buyer the following morning. I stopped by the house at 11 pm to make sure everything was clean and empty. I found her laying on the floor curled up into a ball. I couldn't leave her there.

It's been another year of hell with her living in this place. She learned nothing. Her self centered ugliness keeps shining through.

My lease is up in June. This time I'm leaving and going 3,000 miles away. I will not be stopping in the apartment at the 11th hour. I will be on the highway heading west. I must stay strong and not be manipulated by her once again. Pray for me.


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207,831 Here is a realtime snapshot of flights coming and going over China. Note that at this moment there are 7 flights from Wuhan, ground zero for the virus. How the hell is this thing being contained if there are still planes coming out of Wuhan. People, we are doomed.




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207,830 I've come to the conclusion that my wife is envious of all I've accomplished in life and all the attention I receive. To combat her feelings of inferiority, she has a constant need to put me down. If she can't rise up to the level of good people, she'll knock us down to her level. It's a sad way for her to live her life. I'm very tired of it.  I'm thinking she should follow the rest of her life's journey without me in the picture. It's time for me to move on. What a relief it will be to be away from her constant maligning of me.


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207,829 I live in an apartment building. I'm thinking about canceling my internet service at $80 a month and just stealing access from the many other apartments that have unsecure routers.


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207,828 You gotta love my wife.  I asked her last night, "On a scale from one to 10 how many inches of my penis do you want inside you tonight?"  Her reply, "all of them."


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207,827 My husband is stupid and he’s mad about it.

He’s forty but talks like a 52 year old.

Indiana is soooooooo behind in EVERYTHING and it’s people are emotionally stunted. Bleh. Yuck. Flyover states suck ass!!!


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207,826 I was fingered under a table in public today. It was so hot.


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207,823 I have a friend who thinks she's better than everyone. It's getting very annoying. I invited her along to a group outing of my other friends and she called me the next day to tell me what's wrong with all my friends. The amazing part, she's unemployed and unable to stay in a steady relationship, yet she's putting down my successful and happily married friends.


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207,822 Weird how all my gay friends are against Buttigieg.


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207,821 My wife is always ready to criticize everything I do. It's amazing how she can always find something negative to say.


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207,820 So far I've bought:

* 40 boxes of pasta
* 40 jars of spaghetti sauce
* 30 gallons of water
* 20 pound bag of rice
* 4 containers of chicken bouillon cubes
* 5 pounds of candy bars
* 3 containers of lysol wipes
* 200 pairs of gloves

So far....



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207,819 My wife isn't the most loving woman.  She doesn't like to kiss me.  Sex has been a no go for 10 years.  I had a dream last night that she was gone, like she had died and I was on my own.  In the dream I was looking forward to seeing other women again.  I had two tickets to some event.  I was trying to get the nerve up to call a woman I knew and ask if she'd like to come along.  I was terrified in the dream.  I was so afraid of rejection.  I guess that's my subconscious reminding me of how most of a loser at dating I was.


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207,818 Sometimes I think about all the people that were so flakey to go on dates and like we’re so lame and scared. I mean they asked me out or made moves but we’re too shy when I came at them. It’s like they just wanted play tag/ they thought I was too “ wild” or “ didn’t want something traditional enough”. I bet they didn’t know I was capable of a relationship ( I mean neither did I) but I now that I am happily in one, I think of all the people who didn’t think it was possible with me nor ever understood me. Or they just thought I was out of reach or something. I don’t mean to be conceited, maybe someone told me I looked high maintenance once but I’m not.
Meanwhile, my partner says one day when we are bickering: “ you are fooling yourself when you think anyone understands your writing! ” To which I responded, “ do you think I actually give a crap?!?” They get it. It takes a bold person to be with me, I’m with the right one.


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207,817 207,418 still think so?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/harvey-weinstein-is-found-guilty-of-sex-crimes-in-supernumbermetoo-watershed/ar-BB10kuJ7?li=BBnb7Kz


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207,816 Just when I'm fantasizing about killing myself you send me a photo of our children. It's almost like you know.

I have to hang on at least 10 more years til they are grown; I hope by then I don't want to kill myself anymore, but if I still do at least I know the kids will be raised and can do so with a clean conscious.


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207,815 My wife is a dud in bed. She's the worst lover I've ever had. A funny twist. I can lick her pussy to orgasm in about 20 minutes. Recently she pushed me out of the way because she was going to do it herself while I watched. It took her an hour to orgasm. She's even a bad lover to herself.


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207,814 I think it's not just the Corona virus that's the problem. Its that the world as we know it will shut down. There will be no food in the markets as people start hoarding.Also the food delivery trucks will stop traveling down the highways. Crops will rot in farmer's fields. There will be no gas in the gas stations. People won't be going to work. They will have no money. There will be no oil deliveries. People will freeze in their homes. This will lead to lawlessness and chaos, increasing the death toll. Buckle up people, this is going to be a rough ride.


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207,813 I wish I could go somewhere with my wife, anywhere with my wife, where she doesn't start talking to everyone else around us. What the fudge is that about? We go to dinner, she has to start a conversation with the people at the next table. We take a walk in the park, she has to stop every dog owner and get the entire history of their mutt. We go to the movies and people around start shushing her because she won't stop gabbing with all these new found friends. Like holy shit shut up already. It's to the point where I don't like to go out with her anywhere.


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207,812 A friend of mine just divorced her husband. She’s 42. He was perfect. She had a horrific childhood and was sexually abused. She is so damaged and therefore, high maintenance that it takes a lot of work to be with her. But he loved her! I recall her saying that he knew that she had to sleep on the outer edge of the bed, wherever they were. She said he knew that sex just wasn’t her “thing.” But he loved her. They have one son. He conceded to just about her every whim. Then she divorced him because “he was never clean and wore the same clothes all the time.” He was a brute, but he was handsome, tall, adventurous, a WONDERFUL father, an understanding and supportive partner, and most of all-he loved her so very much.
But for her it wasn’t enough, so she divorced him and now she’s dating some super metrosexual, “socially acceptable” man.
Meanwhile, my husband cheated on me at massage parlors and yells at me in front of our children. And I’m still here.
I wish I had a man even remotely close to what she threw out. But I don’t. And I won’t. And I just don’t understand some women. I don’t understand myself for not trying harder to have a better life.


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207,811 If heaven has no fast wi-fi is it still heaven?


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207,810 If you have potentially been exposed to the virus, STOP FUCKING TRAVELING! How infuriating that each morning there's a new story of infection in some distant place and the cause is always the same. "He recently returned from a trip to an infected region...."




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207,809 The high school is having a fund raiser to offset the cost of the senior prom. When I was kid the fundraisers took the form of the students going door to door selling magazines, or having a student faculty basketball game. But in 2020, the fundraiser is a guest bartender night at the pub in town. That's right kids, the adults will get sloshed and 10% of the proceeds will go towards your prom. How silly. We want kids not to drink but at the same time we show them that the parents are all drinking.


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207,808 As soon as she started talking in that little girl sounding baby talk, I knew it wasn't going to work.


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207,807 Today I went to Costco, Home Depot and Bed,Bath,Beyond - I was looking for Purell handsantizer. All three stores were out. Last night I tried to buy Clorox and Purell in the supermarket. They were out of both items. I think people are starting to understand what's about to happen and they are stocking up.


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207,806 I hate getting a book as a present because then I feel obligated to read it, even if I'm not interested. It's a commitment of 8 hours or so. Think about it, your gift to me means I need to do unpleasant tedious work for 8 hours. Gee thanks.


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207,805 I was just perusing a Facebook group I'm in, and the name of a poster caught my eye. I have only seen that name ONE TIME in my entire life.

I looked it up, and saw that only 20 babies have been given that name since 1880. Also, 1997 was the year that had the highest record of babies with that name - 14. Meaning that only 6 children had been given that name in the previous 117 years.

I looked at the profile of the poster. Yep. She had been born in 1997, so obviously she had been named after the little girl who had been murdered in 1996 - JonBenet Ramsey.

Why???


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207,804 Day 20 of my diet. I've been limiting myself to less than 1,000 calories a day. I had one meal where I had to go out to a restaurant for a celebration. I ordered fish, but still, I ate some buttered bread and rice. Funny thing, the decadence of buttered bread didn't taste that good. Wasn't worth the calories and carbs. No big deal, I got right back on track. I've also been walking anywhere from 2 to 5 miles a day. I was kind of hoping there would be a miracle and all the weight would disappear overnight. Yea right. Realistically I'm probably only down 10 pound if that. Can't expect much more in 20 days. I'm learning diets are slow going. But my blue corduroys are starting to feel a little loose on me. It's something. I'm patiently plodding on.


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207,803 I encouraged my best friend to get divorced even though they prolly could have worked it out.


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207,802 the best part about working at home...masturbation mondays


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207,801 I bet both my husband and his mom were the fat kids that plunged their hands into the birthday cakes of other kids when at their parties.
They’re just selfish piggies like that. So gross.

Midwesterners suck.


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207,800 Nothing better than bending a woman over your knee, sliding her dress up to her waist, peeling her panties down to her ankles and spanking her ass red.....ahh the memories.


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207,799 I drank my tax return.


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207,798 My sister is pregnant. My best friend is also pregnant. I dont know if I'm having a hard time being there for either of them because of legitimate reasons, or if it's only because I'm so sad that I placed my son up for adoption and I regret it...
I feel like such an asshole.


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207,797 My kids (high schoolers) are strangers to each other. They never interact. To make things better I gave them $40 and asked them to walk to the local hamburger shop and sit down and eat a meal together. I want them to spend time with each other. What did they do? They got take-out and each walked home separately. I can't win.


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207,796 I avoid mirrors.


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207,795 I'm trying to get my marriage sex life back on track. We went too far in the last few years. We told each other wild stories that got too wild, like after a visit to the gym I described his sister's pussy to him and told him how much I wanted to lick it. I'd stick my finger up his butt. He'd do the same to me. We peed on each other. I exposed myself to him in the department store changing room with the door open. I spread my legs in a restaurant so he could see I was wearing nada under my prada..I mean it was fun on one level. But we lost sight of loving each other. It became all about sexual stimulation overload. I am looking to go back to loving each other. Not shock jocking each other.


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207,794 I’m sick of all interactions that I have with people.
The bulk of them are transactional. There is no community, no authenticity, no transparency.
I go to the grocery store and it’s being a consumer surrounded by other consumers. It’s walking through aisles for a common goal:purchasing food items. Walking up to the register is not me (a human being) interacting with the cashier (another human being) but me (the consumer) purchasing goods from the cashier (employee). I take my kids to their classes and it’s the same thing.
Pay money, have service rendered, go home.
I pay someone to love my child (a school/class/daycare, etc.)
I pay someone to listen to me (a therapist.)
I pay someone to touch me (massage.)
I pay someone to help me.
And this is the American dream? It feels empty. It feels depressed.
How do we push away all the muck to reveal the reality we want to live in?



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207,793 When I'm with my in-laws, I never say anything at all opinionated. They are opinionated out the wazoo. I offer simple compliments. The dinner tastes good. I like your sweater. What a beautiful day. Early on I tried to offer a reasonable counter to their crazy suggestions about the Clintons murdering people or airplane contrails cause cancer. I was promptly beaten to a pulp. So now I say nothing. I've become very good at smiling.


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207,792 I am now an expert in my field.  My every word is carefully listened to by the people who control the country's policy in my area of the field.  To get here, I spent years in school to earn multiple advanced degrees in my field.  I spent years in the background having to deal with overinflated egos who were bent on crushing anybody who might be more competent than they were.  I had to learn a hell of a lot, too.  My industry touches every person in the country and involves trillions of dollars.

I make a good salary, too, but I still live paycheck to paycheck.  My student loans are almost $1000 a month.  I have two cars that are ten years old and a couple of very expensive kids.  I am always two months away from financial disaster.

And why am I in this field?  My fucking ego.  I wanted to be important and do important things.  I wanted to be hailed for my brilliance.  And now I am.  

And you know what?  It intimidates all the other people who want to be hailed for their brilliance, too.  But quite a few of them aren't actually brilliant, they just joined in because they want people to think they're great.  These idiots are always trying to stab you in the back, to lift themselves up by using your head as a stepstool.  At least I came into the field to show people I was brilliant by proving that I was brilliant.  These assholes came in because they wanted people to *assume* they were brilliant.  But I digress.

The point is, thanks to my fucking ego, I chose appearance over comfort.  Thanks to my need to show my family and my friends and my potential mates that I was "special" and "important," I now live paycheck to paycheck.

I know people who barely graduated from high school who are loan officers, sell life insurance, and sell real estate.  They make so much fucking money it's unbelievable.  But here I am, always two months away from disaster, but at least I get to say I'm solving the problems that no one else can seem to solve, for the other egotists who got where they are by using people's heads as stepstools.


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