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213,644 I hope Joe Exotic gets a pardon.


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213,643 I dated a veteran I met on the bus in the beginning of the fall of 2019. I was just broken up with another coincidentally veteran ex (I had no idea the new guy was a vet until much later) and just wanted a rebound hookup.

We hookup, and then his father passed away...and then I saw this ratchet side of him come out once. Tried to fight his best friend. It got bad and I wasn't really altogether happy with it and then just ended up ghosting him...just vanished. He moved and I really thought he'd be mad at me forever but he still texts me and tries to call me. He even sent me a letter in the mail a year later. Asking to see me...because I'm worth it
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A few months after I ghosted the new guy, my ex and I got back together and I moved in with him by the next winter.

I feel horrible because I ghosted someone in pain but now I have a stalker and it's crazy because I feel guilty but I didnt cheat on my partner. I might just have to change my number.


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213,642 I'm a freelance writer and a huge procrastinator. That means I often have to pull all-nighters for starting assignments too late, etc. Whenever I do, my husband stays right by my side and it means the world to me. Instead of leaving me at my desk alone to burn the midnight oil, he will stay up as long as he can, then fall asleep on the couch — and that's after he works a 12-hour shift and gets home at 1:30 AM! This man is so special to me. The way he loves me makes life worth living. I always tell him to go to bed, but he stays right there. Or if I fall asleep on the couch and he can't wake me up, he sleeps on the floor next to me or the futon upstairs so I don't wake up alone. What a man.


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213,641 I love my husband. Being with him makes my heart sing. He is so handsome, funny, smart, sweet, and kind. I make dumb nerd jokes and he laughs at them. I sing along to TV shows as meows and sometimes he joins in. He is a wonderful kisser and he makes me cum so much when we have our dirty and fun kinky sex. He is my best friend and I have become such a better person because of him.
Growing up, I was not loved very well and I had no idea what being truly loved felt like. It is like being color blind, how can you think of what the color blue looks like if you never had it? But now I am so well and completely loved that he has single handedly healed me of very old wounds and neglect. He tells me I am beautiful all of the time. He wakes up from a deep sleep and says I love you. I am showered in affection and I try to give as good as I get.
Of course like all marriages nothing is perfect and we have had our fights but hands down there is nothing, nothing in the world as good as a good marriage. It took me a long time to recognize what being loved actually means. I had no idea until I met this man.
We don't have a lot financially, we live simple lives but I know that what I have are riches.
There are a lot of posts here about bad marriages, and people who love nothing more than to say marriages are crap. But there are good ones, too. They still exist. I have the incredible fortune of being in one.
Life is too short to be stuck in a marriage that is unhappy. As I look at my husband with his now grey beard I realize that time is all we have, that one day we will be without the other and so I must cherish these beautiful days with all of my heart.




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213,639 After getting vaccinated I have to wait indoors for 30 minutes in a room with many people. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I have not been indoors in a public space for a year for good reson. Yet I have to do it to get the shot. What moron came up with this stupid plan?


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213,638 You lie so hard.  You weren't teaching ESL overseas - you were dancing naked on stage at a resort.  


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213,637 I like Senator Lindsey Graham.


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213,636 My sister is an alcoholic and it's destroying her life and all of her relationships. My parents won't confront her because they're alcoholics too.
I feel like I'm the only adult in my family.
I wish they would all grow the fuck up.


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213,635 I don't understand how the Board of Ed determined it's safe to send kids to school. But at the same time it's not safe for the Board of Ed to have meetings in person.


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213,634 Every one needs to stop lying. Presidents, politicos, neighbors, spouses. Stop fucking lying!


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213,633 #FreeRebekahJones


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213,632 I think all this hoopla about riots at state capitals on inauguration day is more fake news by the media. Trump is going going gone. The media has nothing more to write about. They are making a few last attempts to incense voters.

There's also the impending impeachment. Who impeaches a president after he is no longer president? Shows how ridiculous they are. They are just wanting more scandalous headlines.

I'm going to laugh a few months from now when many news outlets go bankrupt because no one cares anymore about their fake and exaggerated stories on a president who is no longer in office.


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213,631 Twisted what's happening at the high school. They are set up for either full time in-class learning or remote learning. Each family can decide what works best for them. All the kids on sports teams have chosen remote learning. Not because they are COVID safety conscious. No, they are worried that if they are in-class learning and someone in the class is infected, then the entire class must quarantine and the the sports kid might miss a game. So the coaches have forced all sports kids to do full time remote.

This seems very wrong to me. The point of school is academic education, not sports. Sports can be fun, but it should not be the prime focus. Many of these kids need to be in a classroom learning. But the coach, who is not an educator, is forcing them not to go into school, all so they can play on a field.

No wonder why America keeps falling in the educational test score ranks when compared to other countries.


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213,630 This friend I’ve had for a couple years. I am so fed up with him. He knows I do not want to date him,, I’ve been very clear about this. But nothing I say really seems to get through to him these days and we can just be hanging out and Poof! something stupid and unrelated will trigger some kind of emotional waterfall that is always related to the fact that I won’t be with him. Like he doesn’t seem to care if I even really want to be with him. All he sees is “I want you and I don’t understand how you could just say you don’t feel the same. Why don’t you just choose to feel the same?”  Always he’s upset, fucking crying, making scenes, and pressuring me to just do what he wants. I tell him I cannot simply stop loving my child’s father and it’s not personal. That is a lie. I really do love baby daddy and would rather be with him...but I wouldn’t  ever date this other guy even he was last man on earth. It’s not that I don’t want a relationship, it is that I don’t want one with HIM, and yet he continuously guilt trips on me and pressures me, and gently reminds me of the fact that my lack of consensus on this subject makes him feel like his life is not worth living and he’s hopeless all the time. The last time just got really really bad around a year ago and he started gently threatening suicide am I response was to send the sheriffs department to check on him rather than Benj his manipulation. But yeah there it is the fact is I would never be with him for any amount of incentive on the planet. I find his behavior creepy, very self-centered, and I don’t think he knows what love is because he really loves me he would not want me to feel bad all the time and say that I lead him on.He would not tell his family only that I hurt him multiple times and want to be hostile towards me I’m not defending me. J—- That’s not love, buddy. That is you wanting what you want and not giving a fuck how I feel about it and I will never be with you because you don’t respect my boundaries and as a matter fact after the way you’ve acted the past couple of weeks I think I’ve decided to end our friendship. We could’ve been great friends but apparently you don’t know what a great friend is either. All I want at the moment is to never see you again and I don’t really care if it makes you blow your fucking brains out I just need you to leave me alone and quit being so weird and nasty to me. Just stop fucking trying to date me, it will never happen.  It’s not my job to keep some sad sack from being sad all the time. There’s nothing sexy about people who act like this. It’s not cool to be a dick to any other man who speaks to me, and it’s not okay to guilt trip me when I need you to go home so I can do shit around my home. Get some help, and get it now. Once you’ve developed a relationship with a shrink and fix yourself well enough to not be histrionic and weird, I would like for you to still not call me because I don’t want to hear about it I don’t care about your inner journey, I don’t like having these emotionally exhausting conversations with you. So when she fix yourself still find someone else and still stay away from me.


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213,629 After seeing me yesterday he said I looked different like I had a brighter soul


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213,628 I have been visiting cave for 12 years.
I used to leave comments every day or so, then weekly, then monthly. Then I’d leave for a few months because visiting just slipped my mind. There have been some changes through the years. More recently, I have been banned several times after having commented nothing. I don’t really understand it, I assume it is a glitch. I dunno.
Either way, I realized this past duration of being banned, that either people are more callous, or the internet in general just isn’t my place. Being away from a screen has given me time to develop a sense of awareness and I realize I’m much happier without seeing strangers seething anger or hatred or just meanness in general.
So, cave-ban me permanently. I don’t care. I hope anyone who has also come here for as long as I have have a happy life. I hope you find some answers to your life’s problems. I hope you divorce your wife rather than vent about how much you hate her on the internet. I hope you divorce your husband instead of continuing to cheat on him. I hope you find some sort of inner happiness.
~peace


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213,627 My wife becomes a different person in the evening. She turns mean. Something must change with her chemistry. Maybe she has lower blood sugar. Maybe she needs sleep. I don't know. But she becomes a cunt.


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213,626 Phones have a feature where you can block a caller and the caller doesn't know. All the caller hears is the phone ringing but no one picks up. I'm sure this has some good uses. You can block someone without them getting upset.

But what I want is a feature where I block someone and they get a recording saying they have been intentionally blocked because I don't want to hear from them anymore. I don't want the blocking to be a secret. I want it to hurt the caller.


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213,625 My husband is the only man I know who doesn’t watch football. I told him he should watch it even if he doesn’t like it because it’s a social thing. We will get invited to more places and have more friends. He ignores me. He’s not a guy’s guy.


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213,624 I love my gf but I hate the fact that I smell her ass during sex.
I told her to be more hygienic but it still smells regularly.

She's also boring as hell during sex, just lying there and doing nothing herself. BJ once a year maybe...

I want a clean girl thats much hornier

We're dating for 5 years and she wants to buy a house now, but i'm thinking I should stop this.


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213,622 Girlfriend wants more time to herself for work and kids.  Wednesday nights, and wknd.
I'll take the extra time to fuck sidechicks.


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213,621 I want a spouse that’s a friend. My husband spends his time arguing with me while all i want to do is suck a dick , but i can’t suck the dick of someone who can’t even get along with me. He doesn’t joke, he doesn’t laugh, we have nothing in common. I need a good three weeks away from him while i try to figure out if I’m good never seeing him again.


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213,620 I hate when my wife gets her period. She needs too much sleep every time it comes! She can’t take care of her normal duties, and complains of cramps to much. I don’t care about your dumb cramps!!! Where’s my dinner? Why can’t you control the kids???

Why do you have to break down every month?!?!

I want to return my wife robot to exchange for another. This one requires to much rest.




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213,619 The most important thing to my wife is her sleep schedule. Nothing can disrupt her sleep schedule. If the kids have to stay up late to work on homework, my wife won't help. If the kids are sick and need someone to sit with them in the night, my wife won't help. I swear, the house could be on fire, but if it would disrupt her sleep schedule, she won't get out of bed.


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213,618 I’m not demanding, you’re just lazy.

Like your fat momma.


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213,616 "Mondays are for fresh starts :) "

Oh shut the fuck up with your naive trite sayings.


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213,615 I've come to realize I have a short fuse. This is not a good attribute. Some people set me off. I believe it's not entirely my fault. I put in effort to make good choices. I do my homework. I consider all the possibilities. I make a final decision on the best way to proceed. Then inevitably some knucklehead will come along at the last moment and try to change the plans. I lose my patience and lash out.

If I wasn't so conscientious, like if I didn't put in any effort to begin with, then I wouldn't lash out. I'd assume the knucklehead knew what he was doing. But seeing I did put in the effort, I can recognize the knucklehead for what he is. It bugs me that he's arrogant enough to try to sway opinions when he doesn't know what he's talking about.

All this is my way of saying I'd be better liked if I was dumb and lazy.

It's a difficult choice. To make good decisions, but it means I'm disliked. Or make no decisions and have more friends.


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213,614 I am surrounded by pleasant businesses aquatints...but can't count any one of them as an actual friend. I'm know how to make money but not much else it seems.


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213,613 I don't like my wife.She doesn't have a good personality. She is bitter and demanding. The only reason I started dating her was because on the first date we went to the beach. When we got back to the car she changed out of her bathing suit in front of me. She had the prettiest tiny pussy. I instantly wanted it. I held on for a few more dates to get access. Then I was too lazy to break up with her. I stayed on for more pussy. All these years later and I've lost interest in her pussy and have to deal with her verbal ugliness everyday. I wish we had gone bowling on the first date. Then I never would have seen her pussy and I'd be in a much better place now.


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213,612 I log in to the school website to see my son's grades. The system is setup so it logs me out after five minutes. I guess that's so parents don't spend more than five minutes being concerned about how their child is doing in school.

Hey I have an idea. Let the parents stay logged in for an hour. Why on earth would you boot them off after only five minutes?


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213,611 I hate how my siblings are still friends with my ex boyfriend.


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213,610 Why do fat people so often open their mouth for selfies. Bad juju. They look like they are about to stuff a cream puff in the gaping mouth hole. It reminds us they are fat. Fat people, close the trap when taking a photo.


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213,609 There's this community bike group. They have leisurely bike outings every Saturday. At the end of their ride they post a group photo to their Facebook page. I notice there is this one rider who always turns his head away from the camera. We can never see his face. He's obviously avoiding having his picture posted in public. I've come to the conclusion he's in the witness protection program.


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213,608 What's with midwestern girls? In high school they are the prettiest thing ever. By 25 they are all obese baby mommas.


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213,607 You would be surprised how many women will have sex for a few bucks. I'm not talking about hookers, either. I mean your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter. The cute cashier at the market. A lot of them can be had basically for pocket change. I've been doing this for nearly forty years.


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213,606 In and Out makes the best burger!


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213,605 Look at what happened in Congress during the siege. The officials were whisked off to a crowded secret room with 400 peers. Many were not wearing masks. Now four of them are sick. But think about it. They were inoculated a month ago. So how are they getting sick? Many think the vaccine is a cure-all. It is not.


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213,604 I'm officially divorced. Time to find a new husband.


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213,603 Yesterday, my husband and I went for a hike. At some point, I had to pee, so we went off the trail and hiked further into the forest until we felt totally secluded. I went into a corner and pulled my pants down to squat and pee, then when I was done started shaking a bit to get the drips off. As I shook my butt, I saw my husband watching inquisitively. “What are you doing?” he asked, and I told him about the drippies. Since he was still watching, I started shaking my ass a bit more sexually, then he laughed. “You better stop before I go over and fuck you,” he said. That immediately turned me on so I straightened my legs and bent over and spread my asshole open. He raced over and rubbed my freshly pissed pussy, then shoved his hard dick inside of me. It was incredibly sexy. One more trail to add to our list of nature fucks!

The other part is this: my interest in peeing during sex and getting peed on is growing rapidly. My husband isn’t super into and that’s fine, but I have a growing theory that he’s growing more and more comfortable with the idea. One, he said he would pee on my foot in the shower so I could try it out. Two, when he’s eaten me out there are times where I suspect I’ve leaked a little bit of pee (unintentionally, I struggle with incontinence and he knows this) and I’ve noticed how enthusiastically he eats my pussy even when I think I’ve tinkled a bit. Three, he rubbed my pussy after I peed during our hike fuck! I mentioned it to him and that I was shocked but he thought nothing of it at all.

I have no intention of pushing him into this. I don’t mind waiting and watching porn in the meantime — but I hope it’s something he grows to be comfortable with. I have this fantasy where he eats me out and begs me to piss while he’s licking me. So hot. I love you with all my heart and pussy, baby.


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213,602 I was married once. Worst experience of my life. I'll never get married again. Women have shown interest. I keep my distance though. My ex-wife on the other hand is eager to remarry. But no guy will have her. She continues to show everyone how troublesome she can be that all the men run away. Funny how this is working out.


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213,601 In a sense I think the vaccine is having a tremendous downside. People think the cure is here so they don't care anymore about getting sick. Couple that with the doctors getting better at reducing the death rate, and people are going hog wild and ignoring covid rules. They are so wrong about this. Yes the death rate has gone down. But so many more people are now getting sick that there are more deaths now than in the first wave. This means your chances of dying are higher now than back in April. I wish people would stop and think.


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213,600 I started a no carb diet yesterday. Of course this means I am craving any and all bread at the moment. I'm not sure it's a physical craving though, more psychological. If I was told I couldn't eat a dirty sock, I'd probably want to eat a dirty sock. The human brain is weird.


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213,599 5 years after my double mastectomy, I decided to go ahead and have the plastic surgery to remove the excess skin left by my surgeon, in case I changed my mind about having implants at a later date. I can go back to wearing my favorite V-neck t-shirts with ease, as well as a tight fitting sweaters and knit blouses without the constant reminder. I have even gained the confidence to not have to wear a long scarf or vest, so as not call attention to my very flat chest. I still haven't gained the confidence to stand in front of a full-length mirror undressed. I'm hoping when our divorce is over, that I can move into the master bedroom and bath (which he has had since moving here 9 yrs. ago), so I can gradually feel comfortable in my own skin. Maybe even go back to sleeping in the nude. After the plastic surgery, I asked my husband to help with the bloody dressing changes. That is the first time he had seen my chest in 5 yrs., and was rather awkward while helping me. I didn't ask for his help again. I think I was asking too much of him. I drove myself to and from my plastic surgery, and I don't think he has ever understood how important this was to me to "fix" this scourge placed upon my body.


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213,598 Men look ridiculous when fucking. Their rump going up and down. There is nothing dignified about it. When a woman is fucking and is on top, that's hot. She looks steamy and sensual. But a guy on top looks like some goofy dance move by a clown.


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213,597 During one of my lowest emotional points, my S.O. went on a rant about how suicide is just a cry for attention and how they should just do it or shut up, and I'm pretty sure he knew I was having suicidal  and self harming thoughts at the time. He has me isolated from even our mutual friends because he likes to pretend to be the victim.  I'm so proud of myself for pulling through that and not giving into those thoughts.  I didn't reach out to anyone because he has everyone thinking I'm unstable anyway. That may be the case, but at least I'm full of love and passion for life, and I'm not a cold, calloused, unfeeling, manipulative, selfish, opportunistic snake. I think one day I'll be able to share my side of the story to someone other than just him.


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213,596 My wife often forgets that I like blow jobs. When they start lacking and I remind her she always reacts the same way. She gives me this quizative look and goes “What?………… Really? ……….You do?"  

What kind of a woman forgets what her husband likes in bed ??    Anyway, I’m getting tired of the act. Changes are coming.



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213,593 A 14 year old girl in another town was sick. She played on the school volleyball team. They played against my town. I know a girl on my town's team. I'll call her Mary. Mary got sick. But before anyone realized, Mary's brother Thomas caught it from Mary. Thomas is 16. He has a girlfriend, Alice. I'm going to guess he kissed her because Alice got sick. Again before anyone realized Alice's entire family of two brothers and a mother and father got sick. The mother, good person she is, has been doing grocery shopping for her elderly neighbor. The elderly neighbor got sick. She died this week.

And that's how it happens.




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213,592 I am a gym rat. I have been working out for over 40 years. Most times I go to the gym and I take inspiration from the other people working out. It's awesome.

Occasionally, though, I look at everyone sweating and straining, lifting and stretching and I think "This is some silly-ass bullshit".


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213,591 I wonder if I'm good in bed. I'm patient and my wife always has an orgasm. It might take me an hour, but I stick with it. Does this qualify as good in bed? Or are women wanting super heart pounding excitement before saying a guy is good in bed?


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213,590 There are some counties in the USA where one out of four people have been infected. Wow. They don't even need a vaccine. At this rate everyone living there will have their own antibodies in the next few months.


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213,589 One drink a day shortens your lifespan by six months.
Two drinks a day shortens your lifespan by two years.
Four drinks a day shortens your lifespan by five years.

My wife finishes a bottle and a half of wine every day. I think that's six drinks. What does that mean? Ten years of her life? She tells me she can handle it. Science disagrees. But whatever. She'll never listen. Alcoholics are experts at everything.


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213,588 I kinda hate it when people send that initial probe IM before they tell you what they really need. Just send me the question and quit with the song and dance, so we can both get this over with.  Lol


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213,587 A load of groceries have been sitting on my garage floor for two weeks. I wonder if it's safe to touch them now.......


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213,586 I have a pretty strong "sixth" sense that stems from my intuition and pattern recognition.  It seems to really piss people off when I'm right.  I don't gloat; I just let them go on acting like they knew the whole time. I feel that sometimes I'm suspected of something nefarious when I start seeing trends and calling out the bad guys, as if somehow I'm secretly part of it or something. Nope. I just know how to observe and I don't fight my instincts.  


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213,585 I was given the chance to be vaccinated. I turned it down. I desperately wanted to get vaccinated but I understand there are older people, teachers, and alike who need the shot more than me. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a conscious (kidding). Seriously, it's okay. I'll do my part and wait for the more vulnerable people to go first.


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213,584 I'm too judgemental to have friends. I can find faults in everyone.


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213,582 Nancy Mace, now the hottest woman in Congress. My God, her chest is glorious.


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213,581 We just went back to work in person. I don't want say what because it's in government Masks aren't required, but we are prohibited from gathering in common areas.

Ok, I said. This sucks, but I can only control my own actions.

You can only walk through and if you don't find the person you need and they don't answer your phone call, tough shit.

Ok, I said. Don't know how I'll be able to work, but I can only do my best and control what I do. I still have a private office I share with my three-member team (two plus me). My refuge. We agreed we were a bubble.

Walk into the office. Business partner has a non-team member in our office. Both unmasked.

What the fuck. This is my refuge. This is where I'm supposed to feel safe. We agreed we were a bubble.

One of these fucks is going to give me COVID and kill me. I'm fucking terrified.


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213,579 My mailman doesn't wear a mask. I've asked him to. He shrugs it off. He comes onto my porch everyday and I'm told there is nothing I can do about it. There's a law saying he is allowed on my property. This is messed up.


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213,578 Their nanny gets paid $130,000 a year. Holy shit! Insane!


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213,577 No one ever apologizes anymore. No one take responsibility for their actions. I'm gonna guess that showing that you know what you did is wrong is all it takes to end the standoff and everyone can move forward.


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213,576 I know a guy who was a con artist. He was involved in a stock market scam affecting hundreds of clients and was found guilty. He received no prison time in exchange for turning on his partners. A few months later he drowned in a scuba diving accident. I don't buy it. We're told he was scuba diving alone. Who scuba dives alone?


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213,575 Hopefully I didn’t ruin my relationship


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213,574 I’ve eaten an entire box of Ring Dings in one sitting. Not a pack, but a box!


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213,573 I do my son’s school work for him sometimes.


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213,571 I moved out for the first time with a partner I love and who loves me...yet he continues to struggle with anger issues...
My mom decided to sell the family house shortly.
And now it feels like things at work are unraveling...great. 2020 part 2 here we come


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213,570 I was so excited: new schooling opportunity, free, and at the end, hopefully, a new job and the ability to actually PAY for things and not be a sponge off of my family.

As I'm in class, I find my mind drifting away and I can't concentrate. Why is this??? I could do my own webpages once upon a time and now I can't even focus on what I NEED to do? WTH?

I'm 51. How do I fix this? CAN I fix this? I just can't f this up...I will be DEVISTATED.


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213,569 What a strange world. Some Girl Scouts are refusing to sell Girls Scout cookies this year because apparently the cookies contain palm oil --- which is harvested in violation of child labor laws.

The Girl Scout organization responded and agreed children should no longer be exploited in production of palm oil.

What everyone seems to be glossing over is that the cookies are sold by young girls here in the USA. Isn't that using young girls to make money? Is anyone thinking this through?


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213,568 My wife continues with her risky activities while not wearing a mask. I need laws to catch up with Covid. If she gets one of us sick and killed it should be considered manslaughter.


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213,567 "She curses like a fish."

I think my boss is confused about how idioms work.


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213,566 Yeah. You have a big cock. Borderline huge. But you still fuck like shit.


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213,565 I don't want him to leave her for me. I get the kinky sex that she doesn't want. She gets the domestic trivia that I don't want.


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213,564 I've learned not to say anything when people walk around without a mask. It's a pointless conversation that never works out. But I'm making a point of noting who these troublemakers are around here. I'm very patient. But there will come a time when I make their lives hell.


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213,563 Everything they say about lawyers is true.


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213,562 My teenager tried to kill themselves. I’m devastated, I’m relieved they’re alive, and I’m resentful. They have everything in life. I’m doing everything I can to help but it doesn’t matter. They don’t care or appreciate anything. I’m paying 50 grand I don’t have for their medical bills and they hate me because I won’t take them to get a designer haircut right now. I hate teenagers.


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213,561 I try to have as little contact as possible with my ex. She scares me. She scares other people too. Many of us double check that our doors are locked at night.


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213,560 I remember when art used to be good looking.


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213,559 You want to be your friends alibi for while they were away in DC?

Don’t include me. If asked: I Don’t know your friend, have never met him, and definitely can’t remember a thing about him or even where you were last Wednesday.

I’ve told you that the “pastor” you’re buddying up with has bad, gnarly ideas that will get him trouble. You have fun with that - it’ll be easier to get full custody if you’re friends with/support that nut job. Don’t say I didn’t want you.


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213,558 I have the house to myself tonight. Roommate is gone for a few days. Think I'll make a hot bath, light some candles, and....


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213,557 Parler will be turned off tonight. They use Amazon Web Services as their tech base and tonight Amazon will turn off Parler's access.

Think about this for a moment though. Sign up for Amazon Web Services and your company can be turned off if they don't like what you say. This is a terrible advertisement for Amazon. My takeaway, never ever use Amazon Web Services.

By the way, I'm not in favor of hate speech. But I am in favor of free speech. These tech companies have lost their way. They are either selling tech to us, or they are social activists. But they should not be both. If Amazon has decided that being a social activist is a better way to make money, well then client companies should flee from their platform. It's not a prudent business decision to partner with Amazon. You never know when they might get offended and turn you off.


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213,556 I never tell people what my husband does for living not because I’m embarrassed but because he it’s the owner of a utility company and we like to keep a low profile the last thing we need it’s someone bitching about their utilities bills .


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213,555 I have hope and strength once again in my heart since this divorce he so wanted, is nearing it's end. 2 1/2 years ago, his primary doc told me I "must start letting go". He had just reminded us that there is no way to know whether his alcoholism or 2 TBI's have done the most damage to his brain. There is nothing that can be done to repair it, so it will now be up to his children to help him with the severe symptoms that are worsening. It has taken a very long time and lots of kindness and love, to help him feel better about this horrific decline. I pray they quickly learn to not expect too much from him, as he is fearful of what is happening. It is displayed in his anger, paranoia, and delusions. Enjoy every minute you have with him, and that he knows how much you love him, and really care for him. His doctor can explain so many things with you, since that is the only doctor he trusts.


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213,554 I'm jealous when friends do things without me.


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213,553 TV commercial I saw today,

"Some equivalent pans in specialty cooking stores sell for the outrageous price of $200! But not ours. You can get our pans for only 5 payments of $39.99...."

Is it really that easy to dupe Americans? Now I understand how Trump got elected.


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213,552 You can have a different opinion than me, I don't mind. But if you dare to act condescending to me, you have made an enemy for life. I will come after you relentlessly.


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213,551 I don't want to be a participant anymore in this partnership we call the USA.


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213,550 The first two times I did anal with a woman, it was the woman asking for it. After that I started being the initiator with my dates because I figured women must like it. My assumption was correct. Never once has a woman turned me down.

Guys, learn from this. Offer anal to your women.


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213,549 I used to talk outloud to myself alot. Usually when I'm driving. Usually fantasy sex conversations with girls. That sort of shit. But I stopped because I'm sure my phone is listening  and recording what I say. 10 years ago I would have said I sound paranoid. But not anymore.


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213,548 I have to laugh at Twitter. It's a pointless service. You can only send messages up to 140 characters. What? Why would I want that? If I want to contact my friends I text them and I can send any length message. Twitter is dumb.

I think the only reason it continued to exist is because they have one super user. Yesterday they deleted him forever. They just bit the hand that feeds them. I think Twitter will be going out of business soon.


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213,547 A gross secret I've never told anyone. My dog sometimes chews on the poop bags. I don't always notice. There are times I'm in a hurry and I grab a bag I see laying on the floor. I take him for a walk. I pick up after him. Then I realize there was a chew hole in the bag and there is dog poop on my hand. Not something I want to ever admit to anyone I know. Thanks Cave for letting me get that off my chest as well as my hand.


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213,546 A related secret to something below. I was once with my wife and we were having an argument. She said I didn't pay attention to her. I of course claimed otherwise. She closed her eyes and then asked me what color her eyes are. Easy, I said brown. She opened her eyes and told me to look. She has gray eyes. We were married about 15 years at that point and I never once noticed. It was humbling for me.


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213,545 20 years after the fact I found out my mother was sleeping with my little league coach.


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213,544   A fun and funny sex memory. If you are offended easily please skip this post.
  There is an escort service whose services I use from time to time. The women they employ are far younger and more attractive than any women I can get in the real world. Well worth the money.
  Anyway, this one time I made an appointment where two of the ladies were working at the same hotel in adjacent rooms. After I had my fun I was laying in bed enjoying a post coital snuggle when things started to get loud from the next room. The young lady was moaning loudly and we could distinctly hear her fucking her client. Despite having just cum I started getting hard again.
  This amused my escort. "Fucking pervert." she whispered and she stroked my cock while  I listened to her colleague fuck her client. When I was fully hard she started sucking me. Things next door were getting quite interesting. I'm a bit of a voyeur so I was loving it. The sounds of their bodies slapping together, the groaned "Fuck me's".
  My girl put a condom on me and tossed the pillows on the floor right by the door separating the rooms and knelt with her ass in the air. Of course I got behind her and entered her pussy.
Then she started putting on her own show, with loud moaning & dirty talk.  I could hear the couple next door pause in their activity & giggle.
  I guess my girl actually got horny because her pussy was legit wet as hell and she was rubbing her clit while I fucked her.
  "Put it in my ass, you fucking pervert!" she hissed.  I heard the guy next door gasp "Holy shit! What's going over there?"
  Needless to say I slid my self up her ass and started fucking her pretty good. Our neighbors resumed their activity and it sounded like a fucking porn movie. Lots of moaning and groaning, bodies slapping together, butts being spanked. I'm sure my girl orgasmed at least once, maybe twice. Getting into the spirit of the occasion, when my time came, I groaned loudly "I'm gonna cum in your ass!"
"Do it, fucker! Sick freak!" And then I did. Nutted deep in her 22 year old ass.
   We kind of collapsed on the floor at this point  with me still inserted in her butt, because I didn't want this to end.
  " That was unexpected." my rent-a-date giggled.
  There was a gentle knock on the door. The young lady next door whispered "That was fun!" and her client echoed "That was awesome."
  My girl said "We'll have to do this again sometime." I laughed and said " I'm in! Any time."
  Then I went and cleaned up, etc. I was her last appointment for the day. Surprisingly when I gave her the donation she declined the upcharge for anal. "It was my idea." she said.
  When I left she gave me a long (still naked) hug. I made sure to squeeze that tiny little hiney one last time. She handed me a business card and told me that if I wanted to see her again to call that number. It was a preferred client line. A nice kiss and out the door I went.
  When I got to the elevator there was another guy waiting. We kind of looked each other over and nodded. Might have been the other guy.
  
  



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213,543 I think I hate myself and that’s why I get mad about small stuff my boyfriend does. He’s an angel and I’m a piece of shit and I don’t know why or how to fix it or maybe I do and I just don’t want to.


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213,541 Wow. Google banned the conservative-leaning Parler chat platform. Apple says they will do the same in a few hours.

I am not in favor of Trump and all that happened. But we can't shut down one group's ability to speak their minds. That's a page right out of 1984.

Do you remember voting for Google and Apple and putting them in charge of what everyone's allowed to say? No? Me either.


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213,540 Sometimes I worry that my friends care more about a college tuition than how a broken heart feels


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213,539 I'm yelling a lot these days. I think all the bad in the world is finally catching up with me.


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213,538 I'm tired of failed relationships. I'm thinking about never having sex again.


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213,537 There are times you need to give people a little space to breath. Especially these days.


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213,535 His final words tonight, "We'll see you again next week."

No, that didn't work out for him.

Goodbye Alex.


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213,534 I'm surprised when I talk to guys I know about sex and a lot of them have never had anal sex with a woman, despite really wanting it. I engaged in butt love with at least 8 women and a few of them really got off on it. Is that unusual? Maybe I'm just lucky. Thank you, ladies.


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213,533 I’ve lived in Washington state for 26 years and it’s my home, but as I was out trying to enjoy nature today and saw 75% of people wearing masks out in nature, I realized I am not at home anymore and it’s sad. I don’t even know what’s going on anymore. People have lost their minds.


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213,530 Kelly Clarkson is too fat to host a talk show. I can't stand looking at her.


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213,529 Article came out today telling us the riskiest places to catch the virus. Here they are in descending order:

35 Taking a Walk
34 Hiking
33 Going to a State Park or Other Outdoor Areas
32 Getting Gas
31 Shopping at a Farmer's Market
30 Walking Through Downtown
29 Browsing at the Grocery Store
28 Waiting in Line for To-Go Food
27 Going to School
*26 Taking Your Kids to a Playground
25 Going Swimming
24 Waiting in a Doctor's Office
*23 Going to an Art Museum
22 Visiting a Library
21 Shopping in a Retail Store
20 Hosting an Event Outdoors
*19 During Air Travel
18 Getting a Haircut
17 Getting Your Nails Done
*16 Going to a Theme Park
15 Playing a Team Sport
14 Attending a Sporting Event
13 Going to the Gym
12 Staying at a Hotel
11 Going to a House of Worship
*10 An Indoor Baby or Bridal Shower
9 Eating Indoors at a Restaurant
8 Eating at a Buffet
7 Going on a Trip With Friends or Family
6 Dinner at a Friend's House Inside
5 Working in an Office
4 Going to a Wedding
3 Hugging a Friend
2 Visiting Your Local Bar
1 Hanging With a Sick Person

There are only five I have not done in the past year:

*26 Taking Your Kids to a Playground
*23 Going to an Art Museum
*19 During Air Travel
*16 Going to a Theme Park
*10 An Indoor Baby or Bridal Shower

How did I never get sick?


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213,528 In the next town over a woman went to a restaurant. She immediately noticed the place was overcrowded and she left. She then called the Mayor to file a complaint that the restaurant was in violation of Covid-19 rules. The Mayor called the town health inspector. Two days later the health inspector called the restaurant and asked if they had too many customers. The restaurant said no. Case closed.

This is how we are keeping everyone safe...

By the way, that town has the highest rate of infection in the state. It's a mystery though as to why.... the health inspector can't figure it out....



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213,527 I feel guilty about practically everything I've ever said and done. I've felt this way my whole life. But recently the sense of guilt has gotten much worse. All the old stories pop into my head to the point where I moan out loud while mumbling to myself, "How could I have done something so stupid."

I lied to a teacher. I drank too much at a party. I told a woman her nose was ugly, I said it to be hurtful. I had a one night stand. All these events and many more were 20, 30, 40 years ago. But here I am today still dwelling on them. But what's more, the intensity of my guilt has gone way up recently. As if I know I'm getting old and death is near and I'm worried I've been a bad person my whole life and it's too late to make amends.


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213,526 Men who wear jewelry turn me off. Jewelry is for women. Not men.


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213,525 It's a new day. Why isn't he in handcuffs?


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213,524 There have been over 130 cases in our school district. But the schools remain open.

In the rich town next to us, there have been 23 cases. Their schools are now closed and offer only remote learning.

They have fewer cases, but we are open and they are not.

You know the reason? Money.

Those rich families can afford to have their children stay home. We can not.

Once again the rich have an advantage. Their children are safer.

All men are created equal is just a myth.



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213,523 We went on four dates. I decided I don't like her. She's petty and judgmental. She mostly complained about her workmates, these are people I've never met. Very dull conversation from my point of view. She also talked too long about her many exes. This might be trivial on my part, but she allowed me to pay for everything and never offered to split a single dinner tab.

I want to end it with her.

Dilemma #1: Phone call? In person? Text?

Dilemma #2: Do I lie and say the usual bs of "it's me not you...." or do I tell her all the annoying things she does?  In other words, do I tell her the truth?

Dilemma #3: We had sex on the forth date. O.K. this was probably wrong of me. Should I feel bad or is it payback for all the dinners I bought?


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213,522 Just when I thought what else could possibly go wrong, my doctor's office called today. They canceled my Friday appointment...... because my doctor is infected. This will never end.


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213,521 I am usually the most mild mannered person. But I've had enough. I'm going to step out of character and say I'm glad Ashli Babbit is dead. I wish more rioters had died today. I can't believe I'm saying something so mean, but these menacing anti-mask republicans have been responsible for so many deaths this past year. Yes Ashli, I'm glad you are in hell now.


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213,520 I hate people who call themselves photographers. You click a button on the camera. That's all. It's not some profound skill set you have. Get over yourselves.


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213,519 Today, my purpose was to help someone. After a doctor's appointment, I went to the post office to mail something, but turns out the shipping label I had was UPS, so I went there for nothing — but not really. On my way into the post office, a young woman approached me and asked for money for food for her and her mom. I offered to get them a meal at the restaurant across the lot, but she declined and said they were going to Burger King. I said okay, gave her the dollar I had, then went inside.

A few minutes while in there, I thought maybe I should insist — I mean, anything beats Burger King, right? So, I went back out and told her I really didn't mind, and that she and her mom could head to the restaurant while I finished with my package. They took me up on my offer and walked over.

It didn't take me long before I realized I couldn't mail my package, so I headed to the restaurant, where the young lady and her mom were waiting. We went inside and as we waited to place a to-go order, we talked a little bit. She shared that her and her mom were homeless and bouncing in and out of shelters. Her dad died last year, so that caused a lot of financial strain. Then, the pandemic didn't help anything. Now, they're homeless. I wish I could've done more, but I pulled out $100 from the restaurant's ATM and gave it to her. I left after paying for their food, but I have a feeling I'm going to be looking for them when I drive to the grocery store or post office from now on.  


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213,518 Amazing times!


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213,515 My unemployment is showing when I’m waiting on everyone to play back on WWF. I really, really want this to be over and to go back to working full time.

Is this thing ever going to have an end date, ever?    EVER?!



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213,513 Unfortunately I have grown much older but my taste in women has stayed the same. "Age appropriate" women hold no interest for me and the women I am attracted to...well I aged out of that category decades ago.


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213,512 Pack your shit... Shut the fuck up.... And get the FUCK OUT!! Tired of your fucking lies and rolling shit show! Oh and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!


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213,511 Story in the news today. A hospital was administering about 100 vaccinations per day. Then yesterday their freezer broke. So they quickly administered 800 doses before the vaccine went bad.

Hello? If they could administer 800 per day, why haven't they been doing that all along? Do they not understand the seriousness of what is going on? Or are they just stupid? People are dying from this virus. Why the hell would they take their sweet time over the last month in giving people the shot?

This vaccine rollout is an embarrassment.


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213,510 I use the playing of solitaire as my EMDR for my PTSD. I never wanted to acknowledge my diagnosis from 2005 after my total house fire. I have learned so much over the years over how to manage it, as there is no cure for it. I can tell when it is rearing it's ugly head now, and also start eating better and getting better sleep and rest. The therapist I had back then used the EMDR, but I had trouble concentrating, until she had me get a prescription for an antidepressant. She said I had probably had it since my youth, but the trauma from losing 99% of my belongings was too much. Strange thing about PTSD, in many cases, as mine, it does not show signs until much later. My fire was in May, and it wasn't until August, when I was left all alone at my son's home.My grandsons went back to school, and I been "earning my keep" at their home by helping out with household chores and caring for the 2 teenage boys who did not yet drive - that's when it got scary. I felt I was losing my purpose and couldn't shut down my thoughts of survivor guilt (wasn't home when lightning hit my home), losing 2 pets, my keepsakes and pictures, etc..


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213,507 You kidding me? I visited a porno site on my iphone a few times. Now I get text messages from Siri suggesting I visit the porn site. Like WTF? These text messages show up on my screen while my phone is just sitting there on the kitchen table. Anyone can see them even though my phone is locked. Why the hell would Apple do that? Far too fucking invasive. Apple's been watching where I surf and then throws it back in my face a few days later. What's next, a note from Apple extorting money from me? Holy shit Apple, mind your own fucking business.


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213,506 They should let Amazon delivery drivers administer the vaccine. We will all be inoculated by Saturday. Thursday if you have Prime.


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213,505 Remember when you dropped your phone in the toilet?


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213,503 When I see a dude wearing those little socklettes like girls wear, the ones which only barely cover the foot, I want to smack the shit out of him. Real men wear real socks. What the fuck is wrong with you?


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213,502 I feel badly when I see a white person with dark brown eyes.  It's like they lost the 'nice eyes' lottery. I know it's stupid and eye color means nothing. But I can't help but wonder if they feel gypped.


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213,501 I think it's a little too coincidental how right when a vaccine is developed, a new mutation shows up which makes people catch it 10 times more easily. It's like the regular virus didn't take out as many people as the government intended, so as a last ditch effort they are going into turbo mode and killing as many as they can in the final few months of this epidemic. Goal = kill off the old and sickly who are dragging down our healthcare system.


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213,500 I sneezed about a week ago. A large gooey line of booger juice landed on my screen. I still haven't cleaned it off. I think I've lost my motivation in life.


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213,499 Why do men wear ties? So dumb and pointless.


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213,498 Gonna be a long day. Woke up at 2:30 am and never got back to sleep.


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213,497 He's never going to love me back, but I'd rather not be alone.


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213,496 It’s the New Year, lots of resolutions to lose weight. Let me tell you a magic way to lose as much weight as you want. 1. Be aware ROUGHLY of the number of calories you consume.  2. Make healthier choices. In most cases healthier foods are less calorie dense, therefore you can eat more (there are exceptions like nuts, granolas, avacados, etc). 3. Eat less and yes there will be sometimes you are hungry. Deal with it and it’s most likely because you are used to feeling full after every meal, rather than you are actually hungry. 4. Drink lots of water and regular coffee is fine too without the creamers. 5. Lastly and very important, without it you will FAIL in the long term, Strength training. Build muscle. Get to the gym to properly work out if it’s open. Ohh it’s Covid season??? let me say this again, get the fuck to the gym as long as you are not high risk. Sitting at home, eating cupcakes and no exercise is what is going to kill you, not Covid.


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213,495 I like the way I look with facial hair but it is uncomfortable.


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213,493 First day back to work and I'm struggling. I'm struggling for several reasons. Some, my fault (mega procrastinating). Others, just life. I'm a freelance writer, which means I'm surrounded by people in the media industry, writers and journalists, editors, etc — all really organized people. I'm surface organized, but deep down, I am a mess. I'm the kind of person who is terrified by seeing everyone online on Slack, meanwhile my colleagues say shit like, "It's so great to back to a schedule again! I love free time, but so much openness is maddening." What the fuck? What the actual fuck? Too much openness is maddening??????

Shit like that drives me bonkers. It makes me feel so incredibly out of my element and it makes me want to hide and run and find people who also fucking hate working but do it b/c what choice do we have?

My period started last night and my cramps have been attacking me all day. The anniversary of my dad's death is tomorrow. I'm sleepy. I have no clue how to just focus on things and concentrate and get things done like a normal person. The bright spot in my day is that I finally made a doctor's appointment to get myself tested for ADHD. I'm hoping this leads to some kind of breakthrough in my day to day life where I can function and be productive without trying to wrangle my brain every five minutes.

It really sucks when you're depressed and struggling through every aspect of life and everyone around you just seems to whiz past the challenges. I know that's not happening, but I promise you I will never be the kind of person who thinks "wow, I've had too much of a vacation." I absolutely want to be more organized and productive and get things done faster and run my business more efficiently, but I'm fucking depressed and the world is scary and I just don't understand how people are so into this.

Like LinkedIn people?? Omg. Ew. "Happy New Year! I'm switching up my email signature for more optimized communication! Tell me in the comments if you plan to changes yours, too. if you already have, what kind of results have you seen?" OMG SHUT UP like this can't be real, you know?

And truly, no offense to anyone who is obsessed with work and networking and is super organized like in some sense, I envy. My depressed brain just doesn't get you.

I know my emotions are over the edge right now because of my current life situation, but I just really needed to vent about being a totally useless and inefficient piece of shit.


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213,492 Big boobs look cumbersome. Do women really like having them? I'd think they are constantly getting in the way.


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213,491 My dog picked up a piece of gum some moron spit on the sidewalk. Now my dog is in quarantine in his crate. I don't want him coming anywhere near me for a few days. People are scum. Who spits gum on the sidewalk during a pandemic? Asshole.


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213,490 I had brownies for breakfast. I've given up. It's been almost a year of isolation. I feel like I'm going to die alone. So why bother with the pretense of eating healthy. Think I'll have another brownie now.


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213,489 Well, today our two lawyers go before the judge, for him to approve the mediation from December. I pray the judge will be fair and do what he has to do. It all comes down to his decision anyway. We both pray for peace in our lives, so we can enjoy our retirement years in contentment and health.


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213,488 Another snow shoveling story.

My neighbour on the left (if you're facing the houses) gets a weekly newspaper subscription. I've seen the drivers drop it off at 2:30am on their route.  Our driveways are to the left of our properties which means most front porches skew right.  So it's easier for the driver to roll up the driveway of my house and throw the mailer to their porch as the driver's seat is also on the left. (A visual really helps to see why this is easier for them)

They still have to deliver when it snows. So at 2:30am, there they are slowly rolling up my driveway, parking for a bit, gathering the mailer, tossing it to the neighbor, then slowly reversing and leaving.


This is such a nightmare to shovel in the morning.   The weight of the car, especially in the position where they've parked, makes the snow so compact.  And it's 2:30am so nothing has been shoveled yet so they are driving very slowly up my driveway.  I wake up later that morning and halfway up my driveway there are 2 sets of tracks of compacted snow.  One entering, one reversing.  Imagine having to shovel a parking lot but only after cars have driven in it.  Not fun.  And all for a delivery I don't even receive.  




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213,487 I send my children things. Baked goodies usually. Some random presents like headphones and books. They never say thank you. Is it just my kids, or do all semi-adults behave this way?


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213,486 I'm not a catch.


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213,484 We are a bunch of corrupt people who pretend we are trying to help everyone equally. Not true. We are selfish people. We do not deserve to survive as a community.




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213,483 When I was a teen I said terrible things about my parents. I thought it was because my parents were bad at being parents. They were drunks. My siblings and I were cold, hungry and dirty all the time.

Now I have kids who are teens I gave them a great upbringing. No drunkeness. No cold, hungry and dirty. But still, they say bad things about me.

I'm disappointed to learn this is something kids do to break free from the umbilical cord.


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213,482 Hottest memory I have. Years ago when I was 19 I went to a party at friends house. The noise got to me so I took a little walk. As I'm walking through a secluded part of the house I hear a noise. I come across the girl I had a a major crush on getting fucked! I was only a few feet away from them and I could see pretty clearly what was going on. The guy (I didn't know him) turns her around and fucks her doggie style. The payoff: She looks over her shoulder at him and bushes a strand of hair from her face. (So fucking cute) She says "What? You wanna put it in my ass? Sure."
I nearly nutted right there! And I got to watch the butt I wanted so badly get well and properly fucked. I never did get a crack at that ass.


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213,481 Snow is proof that God hates us.


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213,479 Two months into the relationship:

"I like trying to upset you. It's fun."

I obviously will never call her again. But I want to know why a woman thinks it's okay to behave this way.


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213,478 Think of all the fear and illness and death in 2020. Now triple it. That's what going to happen in the next two months.


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213,477 My mother in law just tested positive for COVID, along with a bunch of her self-righteous church friends who thought Jesus would protect them and kept right on gathering together and having church services.

I'm not really sorry for them.  I think they did it to themselves with their own stupidity.  

I CANNOT tell my husband this.


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213,476 I'd like to have sex in one of the pits filled with colored plastic balls. But they only seem to exist at McDonalds. I don't think the other customers would be happy.


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213,475 I live in a suburb where most of my neighbors and I have 2 car garages. Some garages only really fit 1 car because things are stored there as well. Each driveway can hold up to 6 cars parked back-to-back. So, street parking is in no way a big commodity and no one minds if someone else's car is parked in front of their house.

But I've noticed that some people park their 'outside car' (the one that can't fit in the garage) in front of houses on the opposite side of the street overnight before it snows. The neighbor across the street did this last night for the first time. The thing I discovered is, when the village plows the street, it cannot plow the snow around the car that's parked in front of my lot. Worse yet, they don't plow the snow on the road that abuts my driveway. By the time I'm leaving for work, my neighbor has fully plowed his driveway and pulled his car from the street up into it. But wait, the road in front of his driveway is clear. Mine isn't.

I woke up early to plow so I can relax after and not run out of time doing it. I get into my car and head toward the street. But there is an extra 10x10 patch of snow almost 1 foot high blocking my car from leaving. It's a dense mix of snow that has fallen, gritty salted slush from the street, and snow I pushed into the road that was in my driveway. I don't understand what has happened. I heard the street being plowed while I was making coffee. I look to the left. There are tire marks arcing toward my neighbor's house. Lots of snow is piled on front of and behind what is clearly the outline of a car. I quickly put 2 and 2 together. I am late to work shoveling snow for a second time and he drives off and waves cheerfully, not realizing I'm cursing him under my breath.


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213,474 It’s been years since I’ve seen a black person.


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213,472 I am invisible.


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213,471 I’m confused. What is sodomy? I thought it was anal sex. But my friends talk like it’s oral sex. Which is it?


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213,470 I find single older women, I'm talking women over 60, want security. Understandable. They want to make sure they are not alone and penniless for their last few years of life. A scary thought. But these older women have nothing to offer. They are too old to offer exciting sex. They can no longer be arm candy. They are not interesting, or they wouldn't be alone. They have nothing yet they want everything I have to offer. Sorry ladies, but this doesn't work for me.  


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213,469 I wish I had better parents


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213,468 Your anger is a manifestation of your guilt.


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213,467 I love the morning. I just wish it happened later in the day.


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213,466 I was once in a car full of people. We had eaten Mexican food for lunch and were making the two hour journey back home. Suddenly my intestines were unhappy. It must have been something I ate. The sensation of needing to empty my bowels grew to mega proportions. I didn't want to say anything thing though. What could I say? Pull over to the side of this busy  highway so you can all watch me poop? I couldn't do that. I clenched my muscles down there and concentrated ultra hard on not letting anything leak out. Wave after wave of this helpless explosive feeling for two hours. I thought I was going to die. Ultimately we arrived. They dropped me off in front of my house. I didn't even make it inside. I ran to the bushes at the side of the house and let loose. OMG worst two hours of my life.


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213,465 I keep getting ads for a clothing website. Their clothes look nice. But whenever I click on the ad I'm told to make an account before I can see any items or prices. How dumb. Let me see the clothes. Then if I'm interested I'll sign up. But to demand I sign up first means I'll walk away. Nummies.


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213,464 I want and need to floss more but I don't want to stick my fingers in my mouth no matter how much I wash them first.


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213,463 My daughter is in college. She's been dating a boy for the last two years. He's great. He's kind, smart and funny. He's definitely a good guy and a keeper.

*****

For the past week my daughter has been home with us. Her boyfriend is at his parents 200 miles away. So what does my daughter do? Last night she went to a New Years Eve bash with her high school friends. I heard a car pull into our driveway at 4 AM. I peeked out the window. There was my daughter kissing a guy in the front seat. It went on for 10 minutes. I think it's obvious they fooled around and this was a followup kiss goodnight. I can't believe she's cheating on her wonderful boyfriend. I won't say anything. It's not my business. But I feel so bad for boyfriend.


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213,462 A month ago I started texting with a woman I met online. Last night she texted how she wants to move from Florida to Chicago and marry me.

What the hell? We had pleasant chats about life is all. We've never met in person. We've never spoken on the phone. The only photo I've seen of her is at a Halloween party where she is wearing a mask so I don't really know what she looks like. But she wants us to get married?

People are strange. I don't want to be mean, but now I have to figure out a way to gently end our texting sessions.


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213,461 Why are some letters silent?

KNOW

I mean what's the point? Who designed this?


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213,460 Listening to my adult stepdaughter on the phone.  “I have to get a new bathrobe.  And my eyebrows done.  And a mani pedi.”  This from the person who “borrows” money from us every month to make rent.


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213,459 I'm afraid of my pressure cooker.


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213,458 “Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair.”

Jackass.


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213,457 Got the covid vax today and my god does my arm hurt. Otherwise, it’s all good


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213,456 This NYE it’s just my family & I staying home watching movies, eating popcorn, good food, etc. and just relaxing (which we rarely do). I love it! My secret: going forward I will not attend any parties, get togethers, etc. that I always feel obligated to. I’m a shy person and don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings so before Covid we would attend events that I/we just did not care for. Sometimes you just have to force yourself to put your feelings first. This is my New Year’s resolution. I wish all of you the very best & hope the New Year gets much better for all of us.


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213,455 My brother got married this year and had a lovely wedding. My sister and her husband are expecting their first baby next month after suffering a miscarriage last year. I feel like my siblings have brought a lot of happiness to our family this year, and I’ve done absolutely nothing in any way that brought happiness because I’m just surviving. I don’t want babies and haven’t had much luck with relationships and stopped looking. I try to keep my life on the downlow because I don’t want anyone else to realize this and pity me for not having anything joyful in my life. I’ve gotten my master’s degree and have a good job, but other than that there’s not much else I’ve achieved in regards to milestone life events. It makes me feel inadequate.


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213,454 My ex tells people I'm pining away for her. She calls me. I politely talk to her for a few minutes. This is why she thinks I'm still into her. As a direct result of her pining claim, I've now blocked her number. Perhaps she will get the hint I want nothing to do with her ever again.


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213,453 I don't want sex, I want love. And if sex is a daily expression of that love, count me in.


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213,452 God exists. I know. I'm not sure he wants me to explain how I know, but I know. He is a fair man, a considered man. I acknowledge what he does. I understand. Be good people, be good.


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213,451 So silly. I'm over the top eager to have this year end. Worst year ever in my life and in modern history. But the virus, the hate, the fear - these things know nothing of time or the year. Tomorrow will be the same as today I'm afraid.


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213,449 I have no animosity toward my husband's ex-wife. You did your best to help him recently, with what info you were given. I am just so, so sorry that you got dragged into our messy divorce. I just had wished for years to have met you and gotten to know you, but that was not allowed by him. Bless your heart with your good intentions and I will always be grateful to you for trying to help him in his struggles in life and health. Later, maybe - - -


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213,448 Victims don't claim to be victims. Victims don't make statements defending their behavior. They don't point fingers. Victims blame themselves, doubt themselves, and quietly tear themselves apart. It takes time to process everything before they can acknowledge the abuse as abuse. Victims don't instantly explain 'their side' of a story. Abusers do.


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213,447 Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island died today - from the Corona Virus. Fuck all of you who are contributing to the spread of this disease.


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213,446 Some days my state publishes the covid data. Some days they don't. It doesn't matter. It's not that important. It's not like thousands have died and hundreds of thousands have gotten ill... oh wait, it is like that.

What a fucked up state I live in. They can't even be bothered to show us the data. This state is often ranked as the worst state to live in. Now I see why. Now the entire country sees why.


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213,445 I only joined FaceBook relatively recently. It's amazing to me how many women that I knew as a kid or as a teenager, and with whom I might have held hands with or kissed or made out with at a party something like that, are willing to hop into bed with me now without much further ado. And it's not like they've thought about me or pined for a lost teenage romance all these years. It seems as though there's just something about having had someone in your life way back when that creates an almost-instant intimacy after years gone by. It's really weird.


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213,442 Fuck no. I will not go out of my way to remember to put the seat in our shared office bathroom down.  She is just as capable of putting the seat up and down as I am.

Women want to be treated as equals in all respects, and particularly in the work place - She can put her own fucking toilet seat down.


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213,441 I betcha If everyone STOPPED wearing masks this whole fiasco would be over! It is a bunch of fear mongering!


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213,439 I don't like my boyfriend's anger issue or sexual performance.

His anger is such a turn off. Anything can set him off and will set him off for the entire damn day. He's 31 and we have quite an age gap but his anger is just like a fucking toddler level. He can't stand me or my friends but refuses to break up.

And you'd think that his sexual performance would be better because of his pent up anger but it's awful. I don't ever get head LOL. I asked him to fuck me hard but he's just so damn vanilla, I can't even comprehend it.

That's not the tip of the iceberg.


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213,438 My god, it just feels so good to be drunk.


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213,437 Our first dating anniversary is on January 1st. All I want is for him to tell me he loves me. I want that more than anything. But I know he won't.


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213,436 My daughter is anorexic. I've never seen a girl so thin. When she was in high school she struggled with this. I had the legal power to scare her into eating. Now she is just over 18 and she is quick to point out I no longer have a say in her choices. She won't listen to reason. To make matters worse, my wife encourages her to be thin. It's twisted. My fear is this will end very badly. I feel like I'm watching a train roll off a cliff in slow motion.


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213,435 Oh my dear! If there is a god and he wants us to be happy, I assure you that we will eventually get married.


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213,434 No woman has ever sent me a naked selfie.  I must be doing something wrong.


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213,433 I laugh at people who believe in karma.  I know complete evil assholes that have lived into their 80s.  I know great people that had a kid die.  So, is it Selective karma?  is it sometimes drunk, and hits the wrong people?

Someone may die at age 94, and some asshole will always say, "well, karma got him."


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213,432 My therapist is constantly confusing me with her other patients. She talks about my father's death. I have to remind her my father didn't die. She talks about my time in Florida. I never lived in Florida. This is getting kinda annoying.


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213,430 Amazing how many people out there are still not wearing masks. I live in the worst hit state. No one cares anymore.


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213,429 When I push the test button on my smoke alarm, it says there is a "fire" and "carbon monoxide detected." I doubt this can be true. It is very obvious there is no fire. The unit must be malfunctioning. With that in mind I'm thinking there is no carbon monoxide either. But am I willing to take that risk on an assumption? No, I'm not. Now I'll have to call the fire department and have them do a check. Problem is I don't want any people in here. So my choices are to die today from carbon monoxide. Or die in two weeks from Covid. FML.


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213,427 Since I was a kid I have liked anal stimulation. It's very intense. Vibrators, dildos. I can give myself a good fucking with the toys. I'm not gay but I would like to try getting fucked by a guy until he unloads inside me. (Condoms, of course. I'm horny, not suicidal.)
Wonder if I'll ever have the nerve to make that happen.
Bonus points for a fully functional transgendered woman.
58yo m


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213,426 I belong to a forum from the hometown where I grew. It's great fun reconnecting with buddies from my school days.  Unfortunately my brother has recently discovered the forum. He's on there spouting racist garbage and trying to be a disruptive troll. It's embarrassing. I haven't posted on there since my brother joined. I don't want people to think about me while he's causing trouble.  My redneck family embarrassed me when when I was growing up. It's why I moved away and never saw them again. To think all these years later they still manage to embarrass me an sully the family name. Family, you can't ever escape them.


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213,425 I have no idea why men get married. There doesn't seem to be an up side to the deal. What, you get to work yourself to the bone for a woman who won't fuck you and raise children who don't respect you? To hell with that. Keep your money, screw around as much as you can. All men really need a woman for is the vag.


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213,424 I post a few times a week on Facebook. Once every few weeks I mention I'm single in a post. I try to be subtle about it. I'm hoping a woman will notice and get the idea I'm available.


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213,423 My sister has an amazing level of arrogance. She spouts off on a topic like she knows what she is saying. She'll tell us a particular family photo is of our grandmother. The rest of us will say no, it's our neighbor when we were growing up. When the truth comes out and my sister is proven wrong she storms off in a huff. Then comes back an hour later to tell us something else she's getting wrong. It's tiresome. Hey guys, she's single... She would make a great wife if you were deaf, dumb and blind.


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213,422 I'm thinking about getting circumcised. This has always been an embarrassing issue for me. 48m.


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213,421 20 years old and for $100 I can fuck her all night. She even asked me to do her ass because she wants to get used to it. I'm sure this isn't going to last long but I'll enjoy it while I have it!
55yo m


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213,420 I am not well --- mentally.


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213,419 And here we go. Stories coming out in the news about non-frontline workers cutting the line and getting the vaccine before those in serious need. These are people with personal connections and influence. Of course this was going to happen. This is America. Our society is based on corruption. Now that corruption is potentially costing you and your loved ones their lives.

Speak up people. Don't accept this anymore. We need to bring about change.


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213,418 I don’t like my girlfriends cat sometimes. She’s a rather  unaggressive, flighty, beautiful cat. Sometimes she reminds me of a really annoying young lady who makes noises and then stares at you while you are looking at them, and basking in the attention but then runs away as if you looking at her is some indication of harm coming your way. She’s really a sweet cat but sometimes I don’t want to show her affection because I don’t like the indirectness. I pet her and then she swings her head away before I can and comes back. Does it make sense that I feel like I don’t have time for it? I feel so bad because we used to have a good relationship— and I love my girlfriends dog so much. She used to be just minding her own business and come into check on my occasionally but I can’t stand it anymore. She meows to get into the room when I need to close it and then meows to be let out, she scratches constantly. I sometimes liken her to an annoying young teenager who always wants the both of two words, has trouble making decisions but wants to drag you into it and you feel like you have other things to think about but you feel like you’re supposed to love her because you did and you are supposed to. Ugh.
I simply don’t have much time or mental energy to indulge. But my girlfriend wants me to love her cat and the sad thing is that I did. I still look out for her, feed her, I still pet her sometimes, I am considerate but I have a hard time looking at her with love, sometimes she stares at me with her big beautiful green eyes and I wish I could lightly nudge  her away because I am not sure what she wants and I wish she would stop asking for attention without being direct. I know, so silly you say,  but some animals are actually pretty direct— they will meow confidently at you and you get it. They don’t act terribly scared as if you walking down your hallway was a crime to their existence. Yes, maybe she had been traumatized, but I’m tired of being on the other side of it. I am trying to like a cat I’m having a hard time liking.


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213,417 My gift to myself next year is a vasectomy, so I never have to raise children on a dying planet. Good luck with that!


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213,414 My goal for the new year is to find a girlfriend. I've had plenty of girlfriends in the past. But I was single right as the shutdown hit. Impossible to meet anyone new and start a relationship during a viral pandemic. I've been alone for almost a year. I'm a nice caring guy. I usually have no problem with finding a date. 2020 though was like a game of musical chairs and the music stopped just as I broke up and I was left with no place to sit. It's been sobering. Time to reacquaint myself with joyful people and find myself a date. Here I come world!


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213,413 What's with the sign language interpreter whenever a politician speaks these days. Is that really necessary? I sense it's a manipulative ploy by the politician. He wants voters to think he cares about deaf people. But so silly. Deaf people have closed caption on their TVs. What a waste of taxpayers dollars.


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213,411 Found a bunch of old photos from 1978 when we took that shore trip after graduation. A lot of pics of my classmates in their bikinis. I haven't stopped jerkin' it yet. Which of you I fucked, which of you I didn't. Still remember stumbling upon Diane getting double teamed. That was hot. No video phones in those days.


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213,409 My husband spent over $1000 on me for Christmas. Sounds great, right? It's not. The last time he spent this much money, it was because (I found out over a year later) that he'd cheated on me. So - I snooped. Yep. Cheated again, earlier this year. He met her on a business trip, so she lives in another state. He still talks to her. She loves him, she says.

I only stayed after the first time because I still have a child in school (not our child together), I've been working only part-time for years, and I have little family left. I only just went back to work full-time a few months ago. The dream job offer I had withdrawn because of COVID contacted me last week. Things are back on track and I should be ready to start in a few months. It has amazing benefits and perks, but is a pay cut.

I have to get out of here. I'm living with a sociopath who tells me how much he loves me, while fucking other women. I do EVERYTHING for him. Please send good vibes for me to be able to make the changes I need to in 2021.


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213,408 I would never say this in the real world, but a number of people from different areas and times in my life have independently concluded two things about me.

A) They say I'm the smartest person they have ever known.

B) They say I'm the kindest person they have ever known.

This makes me happy. It makes me feel like I'm a worthwhile human being. Believe me, I'm not perfect. I've messed up some personal relationships, for which I am sorry. But at least I feel like I have some positive attributes.


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213,407 I have over $1 million in the bank and yet I've been getting the Corona stimulus checks. Thanks very much, but the system is flawed. The money is paid to those who don't make over a certain amount on their income taxes. I'm retired. So, I don't have large official income. That doesn't mean I need the stimulus money. Cause I don't. But I get it anyway.


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213,406 I have light brown skin.  I had what I thought was a small black mole in the corner of my nose, but then I impulsively used one of my sister’s Biore strips while I was housesitting at her place.  I washed my face and put the strip on, then fell asleep with it on.  When I woke up it was dried so tight over my nose it nearly hurt.  So I ripped it off, and oh my God the stuff that came out of the pores on my nose almost made me puke.  I didn’t have a mole in the corner of my nose, I had a clump of blackheads that looked like a head of black garlic, it had to have been clogged up for years.  The rest of it looked like a forest, my nose looked like a raw wound with all these deep, empty holes.  I washed my face and then used rubbing alcohol as a toner, but the next morning I had to use another strip and more alcohol because my pores were really enlarged and irritated after getting cleared out after so long and were filling up with oily crud again.  I used the whole box of pore strips and then got a new one before my sister got home.  Now I use those strips on my nose, cheekbones, and forehead all the time, and my pores have calmed down and my skin looks a lot better.  But just remembering the way it looked and smelled when I ripped that first really tightly dried strip off my nose makes me sick.  I thought I was good about keeping clean and washing my face every morning and night, too.  I’m kind of obsessed with keeping my pores clear and I think I might be a little OCD now, or maybe I was always a little bit OCD.  Oh well, my skin looks a lot better, especially now that I don’t smoke anymore.


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213,405 HAPPY BIRTHDAY S.V.M.
From “an old friend”


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213,404 I have sexting chats with a man who lives 1,000 miles away. I'm married. He's married. We've never met in person. We never will. But multiple times a week he's telling me how he wants to lick my pussy and I'm telling him I want his cum inside me. There are times I'm saying these things with my husband laying beside me in bed reading his book. He has no idea I'm having a sexual conversation with someone else. I think it's innocent fun. I do it because it arouses me. My husband benefits from this.



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213,402 FINALLY getting energy back. Was down with Covid for about 2 weeks. Nothing too bad, headache, two nights of fever, but the lack of energy pissed me off. It just lingered.


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213,401 The next time you get your lips and body that close to mine only to walk away from me as my disappointment spills the fuck over as hot tears you get to see... next time there will be no tears, there will be a clean right hook to your smug Fucking FACE. That’s what you DESERVE. I’ll be waiting.


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213,400 December 25th is the happiest day of the year.

December 26th is the worst day of the year because you realize so many of the toys don't work.


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213,399 It's been 11 months since he died. He was my best friend. His widow and I have been texting for the entire time. We've had some wonderfully warm and insightful heart to hearts. She's a good person. I really like the goodness in her soul. We have also had a few sexy teasing chats. The other day she texted how I've been so kind to her and in return she wants to give me the best blow job of my life. Can I sleep with his widow now? Is 11 months enough? Should I wait an entire 12 months? Or should it never happen?


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213,398 On Etsy, you have the option of leaving a review on a product. Great. I bought a handmade item which I love. I clicked on 5 stars, the highest rating. But the system wouldn't accept it. Etsy insists if you want to leave a star rating you must also write a review of five words or more. See, the review can't be what I want. I'm busy. I only want to leave 5 stars and be done with it. I thought it was a good compliment for the seller. But this isn't about me and what I think. Etsy insists I have to say more or I can't say anything at all.

O.K., then I'll say nothing at all. The seller misses out on a 5 star compliment. Future viewers won't see that at least one customer loved the product.

Have it your way Etsy. Good plan.


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213,397 I see a bunch of "friends" posting pictures of their fancy Christmas gifts. I'm seeing rings, a car, a tennis bracelet, Jimmy Choo leather boots....

Why are you posting these things? If you are wanting to say thank you to the gift giver, why not do that in person? Why are you showing it to the rest of us online? Is it to brag you received something expensive and we didn't? Yes, I get it, your husband makes a lot of money and mine doesn't. Thanks for sharing.


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213,396 Want to be a YouTube or TikTok star? Start a channel. It doesn't matter what it's about. It could be any random thing. You don't have to be skilled or knowledgeable. Just have a pretty face and great body and wear skimpy revealing clothes. You'll make a bundle.
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The beautiful people win again. Life is so much easier when you are good looking.


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213,395 In college I wasn't so lucky with the ladies. I had sex with a few, but mostly was unsuccessful.

In my mid 20s things changed completely. I had more sex than I could handle. I'd bone one girl at lunch and in the afternoon another girl was asking me to come over.

It took me a few years to figure out why. These woman wanted to be married. Their friends were starting to get married. These women didn't want to be left without a man. They offered me endless sex and after a few months they'd start talking about settling down.

I was having too much fun. I ignored their hints at marriage. They'd get mad. We'd end the relationship. I'd move on to another girl in the harem. These were good times.

Remember this young guys. Don't get trapped in your 20s. Stay single. Play the field. It's free pickings.


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213,394 Yahoo, the nasty website that criticizes politicians all the time for their errors...



https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinas-pace-overtake-u-worlds-163041134.html


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213,393 It's not right that the Miss America Pageant is always won by a pretty woman. It's prejudiced against ugly women. It's only fair that once in a while an ugly woman be named the winner.


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213,392 I never watch American TV, only British shows. This wasn't by design. I'm not doing it to be haughty or anything. I found I liked British shows much more. There's far less dumbed down sitcom humor. There's more serious drama and mystery. British TV is for a more intelligent audience.


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213,391 I ran out of wrapping paper. I wrapped the last few gifts using some old rolls of wallpaper. LOL.


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213,390 Men and women have different locker rooms because men and women are sometimes sexual counterparts. Alright, I understand. I could see how a woman might feel uncomfortable being expected to change in front of a male who might have sexual thoughts about her.

But now that we are all woke. Now that we have no gender boundaries and women sleep with women, and men sleep with men, why is it okay to have women undressing in front of women? And men undressing in front of men? There most certainly could still be sexual thoughts going on. Is it time to have only individual locker rooms where I can get undressed all by myself?


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213,389 At a secret Santa gift exchange for work I gave an uptight woman a pair of rubber gloves and lube. It hinted at kinky anal fist fucking. A few people laughed. A few gasped. I was anonymous so I enjoyed rocking the boat knowing I couldn't be caught.


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213,388 213384 said,

"My husband is paranoid about COVID, so we have to make a big deal out of who touches what and washing hands "

You lost me there .He's trying to keep himself and everyone safe. You have a problem with that? For me it negates everything else you said.


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213,387 There was a secret posted years ago from a woman that admitted she fucked up at work. She misread a guy asking to get coffee somewhere as a date and wrote him am email saying she was gonna get him for sexual harassment and that he was married.  She realized she fucked up when the boss pulled her in the office and wanted her and the guy to meet off work about a project.  

I wonder what happened to the woman since? She ever get that cleared up?

I also wonder what secret number it was too as I can no longer find it.


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213,386 Sure was fiiiine to fuck your husband today. Merry Christmas to you, M, you stupid ass.


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213,382 My brother's new girlfriend sneezed on the Christmas buffet. I walked away and had a bowl of cereal for dinner.


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213,380 I'm almost 69 years old, and I've had sex with quite a few women over the years. Probably more than most guys as I started when I was 14. I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.

Most of those women have faded into the background, but there were three or four I dated when I was in my 30s who continue to arouse my prurient fantasies. When I jerk off, I almost always think of one of them. This morning, for example, as I lay in bed, I started thinking about one of them in the most intense way, and had to toss one off before I got up.

I wonder if there are any women out there who remember me the same way? I wonder if any of the women I slept with over the years still have intensely erotic thoughts about me from time to time & rub one off thinking of me.  Or have I just faded into the background for all of them...




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213,379 My wife got me nothing for Christmas. I got her boatloads.


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213,378 If people had stayed inside for 10 days back in March as they were told, this would have been over back in March. Instead, hundreds of thousands of people have died. Me, I stayed inside. I did my part. Many of you did not. There is blood on your hands. You are murderers.


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213,377 Most of the time I clean my ears the Q-tip comes out white. But sometimes it comes out covered with brown wax. I can't tell what causes this. I think back, did I eat anything different? Did I do something to torture my ears like play loud music? I can't come up with any pattern that explains why sometimes there is wax and sometimes there isn't. Does anyone know?


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213,376 I feel too guilty masturbating so I never do it anymore. Don't get me wrong I like sex. No wait, I love sex! But I can't do it by myself anymore. There has to be a guy with me.


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213,375 About 10 years ago my wife was looking for a special hand towel that was in the guest bathroom closet. She dug through the shelves. She found the towel. But she also found men's hair dye hidden away in there, the kind that adds just a little black highlight. She came racing out of the bathroom laughing hysterically. She mocked me mercilessly for touching up my hair. She wouldn't stop. She told her friends she had a vain husband who put dye in his hair. It was so hurtful.

I don't know. Maybe I was being vain. But so what. No need to make me feel so bad about it.

She dyed her hair. She put on makeup. She had her teeth whitened. I never mocked her for it. I told her how pretty she looked.

This incident was the beginning of the end for us. I saw her in a new light. She was a mean person. Vicious really. We spiraled downhill from there. By a few years later we were divorced and leading separate lives.

My take away, let humans be human sometimes. Don't mock them for trying to better themselves. Yes, I put dye in my hair. Was that worth destroying your husband's self esteem and losing your marriage?


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213,374 I just want to say to all....whatever you celebrate this time of the year, just enjoy, stay safe and we will come through this...


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213,373 I tone down everything I say these days. I used to make jokes, or intentionally add sexual innuendo. But I'm afraid of being sued for sexual harassment, or my joking around will be portrayed as a hostile work environment. So now I'm as boring and plain vanilla as can be in all my conversations.


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213,372 My secret is that I feel guilty with how much I have benefited from COVID and nobody in my community really knows how good I have been doing -- this isn't political.  My salary went up but my expectations were drastically reduced, I'm a foster parent and they keep increasing the daily reimbursement to keep the kids in one place (they are doing it for all kids in my state but I have a 17 yo, self-sufficient, and a straight A student who is thriving), we get SNAP for the kid but because of COVID, our $17/month allotment has been changed to the max benefit (almost $400 a month for 9 months now).  I'm a landlord and most of my tenants get SSI, so that hasn't changed but the banks pre-emptively gave me a 90 day deferral which has just allowed me to have a bigger cushion.  One tenant got behind, but (again because of COVID), there are programs that pay back rent PLUS future rent.  I don't know anybody who has gotten COVID and have never been called by a contact tracer.

I'm not here to brag because I know so many people are suffering and that most people do not have it as good as I do.   My second secret is that I want to give my stimulus away but in a way that draws no attention to me.  I don't want people to know how good I am doing because I do not want people to be jealous or resent me.  


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213,371 My husband is having a hissy fit because I hadn’t finished cleaning the house. Now he is cleaning by smashing things around and yelling and swearing. I’m staying upstairs until he calms down and then I’ll go down and finish cleaning. He’s a 42 year old child. Sheesh!


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213,370 What would you do with this? I have two children. One lives with me. He's a good guy. The other is in college. She recently returned and is staying in her mother's apartment. She didn't want to stay with me because she thinks her mother's apartment is nicer. Okay. But she's been back for weeks and hasn't once come by to visit with me or her brother. We've asked. We twice arranged get togethers. Both times she was a no show.

Today she contacted her brother. He told her I have presents for her under our tree. She is now asking when she should come by and collect the presents. She went further and said if I'm busy I should leave the presents on the porch for her.

Ohhhh, I should leave the presents on the porch for her. And Merry Christmas to you to.

What would you do with this situation?

1) Have her over to open the presents.
2) Leave the presents on the porch for her.
3) Donate everything I bought to Goodwill.

I think you know how I'm leaning....


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213,369 Never give someone a second chance. She cheated. She begged for me not to leave her. It burned a hole in my gut, but I stayed.

She cheated again.

Just leave me alone world, leave me alone.


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213,367 Ah shit. She caught on that I always beg off with needing a piss every time she starts to nag. Citing an urgent, biological need has been the only way I can get her to lay off, and now I don't even have that.


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213,365 I don't like women who curse. You can curse. I'm not stopping you. But I won't date you.


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213,364 Um, don't answer the phone with, "Why are you calling?"

Learn some manners. "Hello. Nice to hear from you."


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213,363 I will be alone for Christmas. My children have their own lives. Not sure what I did to be ostracized.


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213,362 I think my therapist talks to me while she's high on some pharmaceutical. I've been around the block. I know when people are high. She sits these saying nothing. But then suddenly blurts out some irrelevant comment about something I said 20 minutes ago. Then she fades back into a stupor.  


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213,361 "Bad-mouthing"  someone means that you are saying things that are untrue about a person.  Staying that an employer doesn't share his tip jars with his employees is not "bad-mouthing". It's starting an accurate-an despicable-act my dear, cheapskate boss...


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213,360 Last year, my husband wanted us to take the Love Languages test. His were Physical Touch and Quality Time. I do my best to do these for him. My two were Words of Affirmation and Acts of Service. In discussing this, I told him it was important for me to be recognized for the things I do for him and our family. However, for some reason he thinks Receiving Gifts is mine. It actually was the lowest one on my score.

He is away for work a lot, weeks and even months. So he was coming home tonight for a few days for Christmas. I worked all day, then came home and made dozens of cookies, a pan of lasagne, and a charcuterie board. I turned on all of the Christmas lights inside and out, had citrus and cloves simmering on the stove to fragrance the house, lit candles and turned on Christmas music. I made sure the house was completely clean and vacuumed, and all the trash and recycling taken out. I spent hours making sure he had a nice, warm welcome home.

He walks in the door and starts talking about the guy's trip he's going on next summer.. Then he spent half an hour talking about work. Then he spent half an hour scrolling FB. When he started talking about work again, I politely excused myself to "use the bathroom."

Not sure why I even bothered. I should have just come home from work and took a nice, long. nap.


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213,359 I’ve had nightmares my entire life, and it’s caused me to pretty much avoid sleep at all costs. I can’t just close my eyes and go to sleep. I have to force myself to pass out via exhaustion, and even then, knowing I’m going to fall asleep makes me genuinely terrified.

Lately though, things have gotten out of hand. I’m having extremely vivid nightmares in a very short period of time. I’ll pass out at 3am, have a horrible nightmare that feels like an entire day, and wake up to see that it’s only 3:30am. Earlier today I took a nap during my lunch break since I didn’t sleep last night, and I woke up every 20min after having a nightmare, each time, without fail.

I honestly don’t know what to do anymore. I’ve cut out eating well before bed, opting out to have dinner early. I’ve tried meditating. I’ve tried working out, reading, smoking weed, getting drunk, anything to change it but nothing works. In fact the only thing that has changed is how vivid and how awful these nightmares have become.

I’m at a point where I feel like I need to go to therapy, I mean there has to be an explanation for this. I write these nightmares down when I remember to, and I have roughly 40 pages worth of nightmares from since I started. There were a good 100+ on my old file but that got corrupted, and I used to have a notebook I’d write them down in that was almost full before I decided to set it on fire during a really dark part of my life.

For as long as I can remember, even if I knew for a fact I was going to have any sort of dream or nightmare, the act of falling asleep has always terrified me more than anything. If I lay down with my eyes closed with the intention of falling asleep, I will start having panic attacks until my eyes fling open and I’m wide awake.

It’s getting out of hand and I’m out of options. I’m not a kid anymore, I can’t just stay up like this and function like a normal person. I have to sleep, I want to sleep, but I can’t.


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213,358 This stupid covid is lingering in me.  constant annoying headache, and slight fever comes and goes.  Just freaking annoying.


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213,357 I’ve been doing various different drugs since Friday. Today I received a text instructing me to report for a mouth swab drug test. Oops. Guess that ones getting deleted.


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213,356 You know how schools have lockdown drills in case of a school shooter? I'm very surprised to learn my daughter's school is still holding lockdown drills, even though all the students are remote learners? Like what? My daughter was told to get under the dining room table and make herself as small as possible for several minutes.

Is this really necessary? There can't be a school shooting if no one is in the school anymore. It makes me wonder who makes these kinds of decisions and should they still be employed.



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213,355 I heard about a great party game. A few separate people each put on a large black plastic bag. They open a hole for their head and the bag drapes down and covers their clothes.

Then they have a race to take off their clothes under the garbage bag. First one naked under their bag wins a prize.

A hint of sexiness. Good fun.

But here's the catch. There's a round two. Volunteers are asked to do it again, but this time blindfolded.

Not a problem right? They take off their clothes. But what they don't realize is the garbage bags for the second round are made out of clear plastic. Everyone can see them naked. LOL.

I must try this game with a group of friends!


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213,354 My son is bringing his girlfriend home for Christmas. He informed me they will be sleeping in his room.

Oh.


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213,353 There were some posts here about seeing shadows, etc.  I forgot to post that my cat sees things that I don't.  He will jump off the chair and just stare into the hall or room.  I look and don't see anything.


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213,352 My wife posts way too much on facebook.


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213,351 How do you end an affair?
Asking for a friend.


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213,349 I've decided that, starting with this Christmas, I'm only buying my husband  things that he specifically asks for, or that I know 100% he will use. SO many years of putting thought, time and money into gifts I think he will use or enjoy, based upon what he says throughout the year in conversation (as I'm a really good listener), only to see them tucked away, never touched, gathering dust.

He didn't ask for anything this year, so I'm just getting the things I know he uses. That means all of his gifts are from the drugstore. Oh well.


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213,348 I’m a child of the 80s, a grown woman. That said, I have a deep love and appreciation for the animators involved in the following films; Frozen II, Onward, The Good Dinosaur, Up, Coco, and Next Gen. Each in its own way deals with grief and loss of a family member and finding your own way after that loss, of coming into your own. In Frozen II Elsa seeks answers to questions surrounding her parents death and Anna sings a dark song about her feelings of grief when she thinks her sister has died.

As a “grown” kid, thank you for these films, my inner child is eternally grateful.


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213,347 Fellow CaveCanum Members....

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213,346 New York City where I live has received 86,000 doses of the vaccine. They've had them for over a week. So far they have injected 22,000 people. What in God's name are they waiting for?


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213,345 I think it will soon be revealed that aliens have made contact with our world.


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213,344 No one likes me not even my dog.


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213,343 I reach out to my children but they never reach back. I never hear from them on Father's Day or my birthday. I only hear from them when they want something.This past year has been particularly bad because of the global crisis. They never bothered to check on me. Mind you, I was never a bad parent. I was never overbearing. I made them laugh. I provided everything they ever wanted.  I made them smart, confident and successful. What I failed to do was make them kind.


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213,342 Not really a secret but I have very few others to interact with, so here goes...

I'm a fifty-four year old male in the Minneapolis area. This past July my world ended when my most beautiful, perfect and amazing wife, Michelle, passed away unexpectedly. We were married for nearly thirty-two years. Our marriage got better with each passing day. Up until the day she passed, my stomach got butterflies and my heart skipped a beat every time she entered the room. There are no words to describe how devastatingly impactful this has been. I am distraught and lost. She was the center of my entire universe. She gave me three beautiful and outstandingchildren, who are all successful, and have equally amazing spouses and five darling grandchildren. I couldn't be more blessed in that area. However, they cannot fill the void created by my better half's departure. To not only lose your best friend and wife of thirty-two years but the instant and deafening silence are extremely traumatic. The evenings and overnights just taunt me. I havent even turned my television on one single time since she passed away, although I continue to pay the satellite bill. I don't cancel it because I keep telling myself that tomorrow will be different. This time of year is especially difficult. Christmas was my wife's greatest non-human pleasure in life. All the decorating and baking, no more. I'll never decorate. She couldn't even stay away from the "Christmas in July" television network. I don't know how many times I joked with her about having to hear "I'll Be Home For Christmas" or "Jingle Bells" in mid-summer.She just brushed me aside and turned it up. Lol! I loved it.

One really special thing I miss is this...on the day I married my wife in 1988, I left her a little piece of paper that read "Reason #1 why I love my wife: She let me marry her". I didn't realize when I did that what it would turn into. So, I did the same for day #2 and #3, and so on and so on. Yep, you guessed it. Those little paper notes eventually turned into emails, then texts, but my wife had a new, completely unlike any other message I'd already given her, message every day we were married up to the evening before the morning she passed away. On the evening of July 10th her last text read "Reason #11,591 why I love my wife: The way she scrunches her nose up when she reads small print". I really miss coming up with my daily reason. You'd think it would be hard to come up with a new reason every day but it wasnt. It was easy and a pleasure.

Anyway, I guess that's it. There's not much more I can say as it would just be more of sharing memories or me telling you how amazing she was. Its times like this where I wish my family had been somewhat religious growing up as I've never once in my life gone to church. I'm also retired early this past March at age fifty-three to spend more time with her. Covid prevents me from really doing much to get out more.I'll just keep getting up every morning and putting one foot in front of the other, waiting and hoping, that there is some sort of afterlife where we can be together again. I just know that next July, I'll be wishing that I could hear "I'll Be Home For Christmas" one more time.

Happy Holidays!!!



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213,341 An Asian woman, who is married to an old , rich guy, is trying to have a relationship with me.
"I don't date married women."
...
she says, "well , no, this is different, i never do this."

..you never cheat, but you're wanting to cheat?

(cue the temper tantrum)


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213,340 He said he ubered home with some girl friend of his, got to her place and threw up in her front yard, then ubered home. Didn't canoodle or touch or kiss...hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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213,339 Hearing coworkers open candy wrappers and eating cookies before lunch is one of the most disgusting things.


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213,338 A plus side to wearing masks: I don't have to smell people's stinky breath.


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213,337 I hate when people speak with abbreviations.

Quote,

The JT worker will get back to me soon and then I can decide my next move.

What the hell is a JT worker? Why should I have to put such effort into figuring out what you are trying to say. That's your job, not mine. Idiot.


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213,336 I'm not all here anymore. I'm forgetting things like names, words, and phone numbers. I'll be talking to someone and completely forget what point I was trying to make. I have to apology and wait for the idea to come back to me. Sometimes it does, usually it doesn't. Is this what getting older means? My brain is fading away.


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213,335 My wife's sister cheated. Her husband has no idea. Weird, the entire extended family knows, but he doesn't.


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213,334 Coffee runs right through me and everyone I know. Yet, most people still drink it at work, school or otherwise. Does that mean we're all just out here sneaking away to clear our bowels or uncomfortably holding it until we get home?

You'd think talking about poop would be less taboo as we all willingly ingest this laxative.


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213,333 A few times I reconnected with people from my past. I ended up regretting it each time. I will not do it again.


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213,332 My wife has a friend living in the apartment building next door. She works at a well known internet company. I met her and her husband once. My wife happened to mention to me that her friend was going on business for a week. This normally wouldn't matter to me. But a few days later I was walking past a restaurant on the block where I live. Out walks a woman and a man. The man is saying something like, "Come home with me. She won't be back for a few days." None of my business but I glance at the guy. It's the husband of my wife's friend. Two and two adding up in my head. His wife is away. He went out to dinner with a pretty girl. Now he was taking her home. Sure enough, as I'm walking back to my building, I look back, there they are going into his building. Stepping out on the wifey. Makes me wonder how often married couples cheat.


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213,331 Years ago, I suffered a miscarriage & was going through a terrible time so my husband suggested I see a therapist. Nothing against them, but this is just not me, to tell my secrets to a complete stranger; uncomfortable & just bizarre. I was dead on in my decision. I live in NYC and went to see Dr. XYZ. This idiot/creep when I was telling him my problems asked me if I smoked weed (I don’t), if I drink (I do, socially but never whilst pregnant!), if my boobs were real (they are). He then went on to tell me he “liked to smoke weed” & I should try it “because it made him horny when he smoked”. WTF! The session ended & I was done! I ran out of there & he truly did way more harm than good! My secret is that I feel guilty about this & should have reported him to someone/anyone. That was the most surreal, insane, scary shit I have ever experienced from a “professional” in my “ then” 28 YO life! Totally unprofessional & unacceptable! Or maybe it’s just me and this is “normal” banter. Either way, unacceptable.


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213,330 I had terrible anxiety today. I applied to nursing school today and my boyfriend and I introduced our kids. All my dreams are manifesting so why do I feel so out of control.


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213,328 My evil brother in law has been dead for nearly a year, and I couldn't be happier -- I hated that drunken bully and his terrible breath and sweaty, wandering hands.  He was the second-most horrible human being I've ever met in my life, and always bullied me and my sister in law's husband because nobody ever wanted to marry him.  The world is a happier and more peaceful place without that guy, I'm serious.  

My husband won't admit it, but he hated the bastard too, I haven't seen him shed one tear about it.  Luckily I didn't have to go to the funeral because I was recovering from surgery when BIL dropped dead.  But it turns out that BIL had socked quite a bit away and his house was paid for.  He was a lifelong bachelor who didn't do much more than work, and didn't have any family beyond my husband and their sister.  So my husband and SIL came into some serious cash, like in the hundreds of thousands each.  I felt nothing but relief when the guy died, but when I heard about the money, I was drinking champagne and doing secret happy dances when my husband wasn't home.

So my husband's now talking about how he wants to take me on some extended vacations once everyone gets the COVID vaccine and life goes back to normal.  Europe, Hawaii, Alaska, New Zealand, Bermuda, Iceland, Singapore, maybe a long cruise.  The idea of romancing my man all over the world on his scumbag brother's dime fills me with vengeful glee.  It's like my husband is trying to apologize to me for all the years of assholishness I had to put up with.

I can't tell anybody this because I don't want to hurt my husband and SIL, but DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD and now we can have fun with his money!  YES!

47 female, married 19 years to the nicest man ever, with the worst brother ever


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213,327 I assume every death I see in the obituary column is virus related.


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213,325 People actually brag about their "progress and healthy lifestyle" when then get a band put around their stomach!


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213,324 I dont like when people laugh at me. I get filled with rage. I see other people getting laughed at. They handle it so well. They laugh along. Not me. I wish I handled this better.


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213,323 Winter solstice today, the longest and darkest day of the year. Tomorrow will be a little bit longer in daylight. Not much to notice, but the long march back to the summer solstice has started.  There will be dark days still, but day by day we are marching to the light.

A miserable year with much unhappiness, sadness, and trouble.  However, just as the daylight is gaining so we are also. The long march back to normal is starting, albeit slowly.  We can’t see this yet day by day, but soon there will be the time you do.  

Have faith fellow Cavers, we are marching to the light.  Happy holidays and be well.



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213,321 The U.K.'s new novel coronavirus “variant”.  Haha.

To us laymen - a “variant” means the virus has “mutated”.  

The vaccine that the Pfizer announced 2 days after the US election - and that the CEO of Pfizer, Albert Bourla, sold $5.6 million worth of stock in the pharmaceutical on is WORTHLESS.

See how that works.   Meet the new boss- hahahahaha.




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213,320 Today there's a voice in my head saying "The end is near, the end is near." Over and over again "The end is near." It won't stop.


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213,319 She said, "I like you better when it's only us hanging out and your friends don't come along."

And so it begins.

Time to end this.


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213,317 I actually feel sorry for White children being born. There is such hate against whites now.


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213,315 Does the Instagram company have a Facebook page?


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213,314 In college women majored in finding a husband and men majored in fucking. It sort of worked out.


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213,313 My new therapist is divorced. I can see why. She's jumpy, she doesn't listen, she interrupts and then makes many wrong assumptions. I feel bad for her ex-husband.

I need to find a new therapist but it's funny, she kind of makes me feel better about myself when I see how fucked up she is.


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213,312 I know several people who changed their first names. I don't trust any of them. I don't like any of them. You have to be pretty damn weird to change your name.


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213,311 I wonder if the "allergic reaction" we're hearing about as people get vaccinated is merely a panic attack. 10 months of emotional distress being released.


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213,310 The background image on my computer is a picture of my wife fingering her pussy.


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213,309 Since I was a kid I would see shadows darting around at night, like all the time.  It was just my eyes adjusting to the light.  No biggie.  I had been seeing this effect of the lighting for decades.

One night I got out of my car with my 4-year old boy.  As my eyes adjusted to the lights I saw another shadow appear to move from the fence and down the street rapidly.

My little boy exclaimed excitedly, "DAD!!  DID YOU SEE THAT??  IT WAS SUPER FAST AND IT RAN OFF AND IT DIDN'T HAVE A HEAD!!!"  

He saw exactly what I saw and at the exact time, but from two different angles.  A headless shadow dart from the fence and down the road.  Same direction.  Same everything.

Wow.  Did that make me think.

And now I realized that since I've made it a point to pray more in my life, I haven't seen one of those shadows in years.


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213,308 I first saw Tiffany at the massage parlor 14 months ago.  Gorgeous Korean girl.  Super sweet and personable.  She was a little shy but more than willing to play.  She loved it when I ate her out.  When I came on her tits she was moaning as she rubbed my cum all over her tits.  But she wouldn't allow any sex and she wouldn't let my finger go in her pussy.

I saw her again 10 months ago.  This time she'd let my finger go a little into her pussy.  She had my cock rubbing against her pussy until I came all over her pussy and down her leg.  But still no sex.

Then she kind of disappeared.  Must have gone back home for a bit.

Saw her 2 weeks ago.  All prohibitions were gone.  This time she jumped right on my cock and rode me like a champ.  I had my finger in her ass.  Looks like the "no penetration" rule went out the window for me.

Saw her yesterday.  We went straight to fucking.  With the condom on I can't feel much so I fucked her like a porn star for 10 straight minutes.  I know because she let me record the audio of the session.  You can't hear much except occasional moans and some skin slapping and occasional laughing and giggling and me pacing my breathing like I'm running a few miles, but I listened to it and it was10 straight minutes of me absolutely dominating her pussy.  She was worn out after the session and said if I kept fucking her like that she wouldn't have the energy to finish her day.

We were chatting and joking and laughing around as we cleaned up.  She's going back to her parents' place for Christmas.  We kind of friends now.  If I weren't married and she wasn't a prostitute she'd be the perfect girlfriend.


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213,307 My neighbor was vaccinated the other day. She is a nurse. Here is the sticker she was given after the shot.

"I took my shot to"

What on earth is that supposed to mean? Was it supposed to read,

"I took my shot too"

As if the entire staff is getting vaccinated and so she ALSO took her shot? In which case they misspelled the word "too".

Does this give anyone confidence in the vaccine and the process if the people in charge made such a silly mistake on the sticker and no one noticed the error?




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213,306 It's funny how you can go into the supermarket for a few small items and walk out hating the world and everyone on it.


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213,305 I have no interest in sex anymore.


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213,304 I have some cousins who are traveling for Christmas. They are coming to my state where they will visit with friends and come to a family Christmas dinner, a dinner where I am also invited.

Problem is, my state has a law saying you must quarantine for 14 days upon arrival. I asked how they were going to handle it. Under quarantine they aren't allowed to visit friends or go to Christmas dinner. They said fuck quarantine. They aren't going to quarantine, it's not like anyone is going to call the cops on them.

I'm thinking of doing just that, calling the authorities. On the other hand I could not attend the family Christmas dinner. But they would still be putting people I care about at risk. I have no painless solution here.


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213,302 I grew up planning on dying young, therefore I didn't need to waste my time planning for a future. Now I'm almost 30, I no longer want to die (which is beyond a miracle), but I feel so fucking behind. Unsure of how to fix it.


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213,300 Oh, I get it. You cast a spell on me to make me gay, didn't you? Well, it fucking worked.


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213,299 I live alone but I've been closing the door to the bathroom when I poop. I don't trust my cat. He would come in and stare at me on the toilet. It occurred to me he could be a reincarnated sex offender getting his jollies watching me. Or worse, he could be my grandpa reincarnated. Shoo shoo, out damn cat. Not only do I close the door, I think I'll start locking it too!


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213,298 This marks three nights in a row that I've dreamed about going to church. I haven't been to church in years.


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213,297 You're a fool if you still think I am straight.


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213,296 I divorced my husband. My husband's sister divorced her husband. Her husband and I have been shagging. We are savoring the moment when my ex and his sister find out. Hahahahaha.


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213,295 When you break up with someone, what do you think the name of every leading man in every movie that you watch for the next 6 months will be? It WILL be your exes name.


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213,294 I just took a little stroll two floors up to the social lounge in my apt bldg . Empty,  COVID sure does have a far reach :/ I am about to rack myself a round of nine ball, because I love to play with myself...this is just a diversion though. When I leave, I will scoop my jacket up from the table, taking the 2 with me this time. It looks nearly flawless so I’m pleased. I’m going to stop by the ladies room up here next. Unzip my jumper. Sanitize the red shiny ball because duh, covid. The. I’m gonna put it down my jumper and force my lips apart with it. I’m already oiled between my legs and will open for the thick ball quickly. When I feel it’s weight deep inside my slick pussy, I Will wash my hands and go out there like I’m a normal girl.  Somewhere in America, there is a passably cute, not sexy (not really), skater chick who is getting her puss worked by a ball you KNOW was here an hour ago. Ill bring it back in a while but right now I’m Using it to be a little whore  who can’t resist stretching her cunt ;)


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213,293 Early this morning, 3AMish, I was enjoying my usual Friday night revelry after a day of baking, having some beverages and watching the tube.

I kept seeing flashes of someone very tall in my kitchen.

I kept my feet flat on the floor and tuned in.

I believe I was visited by my high school boyfriend, from the other side.  I think he died this morning.

He's been a tweaker for 20 years, so this is no surprise.

I got the 6th sense from my mother, who got it from hers.  I don't let it in often.

If this event truly happened, RIP TSO 6/30/1969-12/19/2020.  I hope you're finally at peace.


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213,292 Person A is the most attractive person in an ugly family. Person B is the least attractive person in an attractive family. Even though person B is hotter than person A, person A has more self esteem than Person B ever will.


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213,291 I've changed my girlfriend's tampons for her.


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213,290 This new guy talks waaay too much about himself. On the first date I thought he's nervous so he's talking too much. Second date, alright he must be nervous again. Third date I was thinking it might lead to sex but he talked so much it gave me a headache and I decided to go home alone. I'm sorry Brian, but there will not be a fourth date. You blew it. If you had kept quiet for a little while, or showed some interest in me as a person with something to say, I would have slept with you. But you couldn't get out of your own way. No soup for you. Good bye.


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213,289 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez got the vaccine yesterday. Why? Because she's elderly? Because she has diabetes? Because she cares for patients in a hospital?

None of the above.

Turns out Congress made a backroom deal to get themselves vaccinated before everyone else.

You fucking kidding me? This is corruption at its worst. I'm so disappointed that someone who supposedly stands up for the little guy, someone like AOC, quickly lost her sense of right and wrong and took the selfish route of getting vaccinated.

Oh what a moment it would have been if she had instead given up her slot to an elderly poor black woman. But no, she showed her true colors. All of Congress did. I can't believe this just happened.

America, we need to come together on this. The corruption in this country is out of control and we the little people are getting trampled.


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213,288 Criticizing people just because you like to hear yourself talk does more harm than you realize. Think of something else to say, please. Or remove yourself from this planet.


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213,287 Those commercials that show rich people buying each other cars for Christmas? Don’t believe them. That is only for people with a little bit of cash and low self esteem. They make payments on those for the next five years and probably after they’ve already traded them in.

My husband and I could afford to do that but it’s tacky. One year he got me a new  paper towel holder. Another year a stapler. Show offs do it for attention and assurance that they are loved, mistakenly believing material things are love.


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213,286 A knot of quantum energy comprising consciousness slides down the collapsing wave-front of space/time. Each entity a galaxy of their own quantum bits.
Interplay and exchange of superpositions create a universe on this wave-front. Other universes precede and follow, each on their own space/time wave-front, repeating in a fractal pattern, from the infinitesimal to the infinite. Which version of me am I?


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213,285 There’s a lot you aren’t telling me. My gut is never wrong, and you aren’t as smooth as you think. I’ll lie low, and keep my feelings to myself, until to lead me to the pace where your  other life transpires. You have some Fucking NERVE acting like I have some kind of double life, when you are the one who is hiding all this. Fuck your attitude and the difficulty you bring my life by taking issue with my everything. Fuck you.


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213,284 When I was a kid I was walking home from school. I cut through a back yard as a shortcut. Behind a garage I saw two kids I knew. One was on all fours with his pants down. The other was kneeling behind him, also with his pants down. I was only in 9th grade but I knew what they were doing. I never told anyone.


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213,283 New guy, first time we got physical, it is so big. Not too long but really wide. My dream come true. And he is an amazing guy.
I made his legs shake making him cum with my mouth before making him cum with sex all in the same sitting so to say.
Kinda my way to make sure I get my chance with him or something haha.
I'm just, pretty excited about how this is all turning out.
I love that I made him cum twice. He was so surprised and pleased with all of it.
I can't wait to spend the day with him tomorrow. He is a fun guy, creative and interesting.
I hit some kind of jackpot!


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213,282 I think my brother is facing eviction. I'm trying to get in touch with him to say he can stay will me for as long as he needs. I can't find him though. He lost his job in March. I hope he's okay.


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213,281 Day, what , 4 of Covid?  Fever gone, hurts a little when I cough, but not coughing much at all. But damn, I got out of the shower, and my back spasmed up! ouch.


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213,280 Ideally, labia should be large enough to see from across the room.


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213,279 Why is so much of the vaccine still in a warehouse awaiting instructions of where it should be sent? For real? This is how they are handing a life saving cure? They'll have a meeting on it next week? Meanwhile 3,000 people a day are dying. This is fucked up.



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213,278 Someone emailed me a picture of a woman I know. She is naked. She doesn't know I have the picture. She's not really a friend. More of a friend of a friend. I don't like her very much as a person. I'm not planning on doing anything with the picture. I would never use it to embarrass her or anything. I do think it's amusing though to see her naked.

I feel a little guilty though. Would you delete the picture?


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213,277 Copper wire phones had such good sound quality, like the person was right next to your ear. Now everyone sounds like Robocop on the phone.


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213,276 These are COVID facts. As of the time I write this, the US mortality rate of Covid is 1.83% according to CDC confirmed cases and deaths. Everyday that percentage is decreasing a little bit. The CDC has stated they believe there are at LEAST TWO to FOUR times as many cases of COVID than confirmed with testing. That is certainly not true of the deaths attributed to Covid. So being conservative, the actually mortality rate is under 1%. True, 1% of a large # is another smaller but still large #, but Covid should not be making ordinarily healthy people hide like frightened rabbits and used to destroy our economy. If you are afraid, STAY inside, don't go out, get everything delivered. Quit your job if you have to. Plenty of people have lost their jobs who were fine being in public. If you are not fine going out then again, I say QUIT and stay home like a hermit. While I feel terrible about the lives lost, people die of many other things everyday. I also feel terrible for families destroyed by financial ruin, those who could not get medical treatment for non-covid related issues, suicides, etc. The damage will be far worse from the shutdowns than the virus itself.


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213,275 My adult stepson is currently living with his sister and her husband. He pays minimal rent when he gets around to it, and barely helps around the house. Apparently they got into a huge fight the other day, because he refused to help her husband shovel after our region got a major snowstorm. My husband really laid into him. Told him that since he's living there, he's responsible for helping out. And not only that, but men are supposed to help women whenever possible.

Now, that's fucking funny. My husband was off yesterday. While I rushed around clearing some snow off the porch, getting ready for work, making my lunch, taking care of the dog and doing some picking up/cleaning around the house, my husband sat in the bathroom for half an hour, and then came out and sat on the couch while scrolling through his social media. It wasn't until I grabbed my car keys that he asked if there was anything he could do to help me. I had thought/hoped he would clear a path to my car and warm it up for me, but NOPE. I ended up being late for work! This is a weird thing of his. He gets angry/upset at people when they do or don't do certain things, the very same things HE does or doesn't do.


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213,274 In my town 4 kids in one elementary school class came down with Covid within two days of each other. But the school is saying it wasn't an in-school transmission. No, the kids must have caught it at home and it's just a coincidence they are in the same class and sit right next to each other....

This is why America is losing the war on Covidf-19. They lie to us. The school doesn't want to get sued so they whitewash it and pretend it's a coincidence. They suck. Our entire society sucks.  


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213,273 My husband thinks he can withhold sex to mind fuck me.

Doesn’t he understand I can go get fucked by whoever I want?

He doesn’t think I’ve got the guts.

Little does he realize, I already have. And I will again. And again.
And the withholding sex is what drove me to it.



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213,272 Remember parents, if your child isn't a good student it's the teachers fault. You should take no responsibility. All your drinking, and TV watching and outings with friends - this is your legal right as a parent. The teacher is 100% responsible for your child's upbringing. Come to think of it, all teachers should be fired for not doing your job, er, I mean fired for not doing their job.


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213,271 I know some very attractive women who clean condos and houses for a living, and always seem broke.
I just think what low self esteem they must have.  Attractive women can get whatever they want in life!


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213,270 I have/had Covid.  Didn't get tested, but have a painful cough, and last night was shivering off a 101.6 fever.
But today I'm just a bit tired.  I will stay away from people, but everyone is going to see this thing, and luckily, my experience hasn't been that bad.


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213,269 For this past year CNN had a Covid dashboard where they showed how each state was doing in graphs and numbers. It was very interesting and informative.

As of yesterday they took it down. You know, because the pandemic is over ...

What the heck? The pandemic is worse than ever and this is when CNN decides the information is no longer useful?

I smell a rat. Was their dashboard just a way to embarrass Trump before the election? It is no longer needed for political gain, so they took it down?


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213,268 I am always shocked at what other people put on their Christmas Tree. I want my ornaments to be beautiful and uplifting. Not ugly, mocking or inappropriate.   I am gifted ornaments and the giver usually says, "I knew it was one you would never buy yourself".  Yes. You're right BECAUSE ITS TRASHY.

Each year I cull two ornaments that I decide are my least favorite. They are always gifted ones.


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213,267 40 years ago I went on a date with a girl when I was in college. She had actually asked me out. We were acquaintances, and I thought she was kind of cute in a mousy sort of way. I liked her, but would not really have thought about going out with her if she hadn't asked me. I had absolutely zero expectations of anything other than some drinking and dancing.

Well, she drank way too much. She could barely walk out of the bar, let alone drive. So I drove her home. Every time the car stopped for a light or stop sign, she puked. When we finally got to her place she was passed out. So I threw her over my shoulder and carried her back to her apartment. She puked over my back the whole way.

I got her in her apartment and laid her down on the couch, where she was completely dead to the world, and had puke in her hair, all over her face, etc.

Being a nice guy I went into the bathroom and got a washcloth and cleaned her all up. Then I got a toothbrush and actually brushed her teeth a bit so she wouldn't wake up feeling totally foul.

When I was done, I stood up and was looking down on her.She opened her eyes...looked at me and smiled...said, "That was so sweet"...then she puked again all over herself. At that point I just went into the bedroom and crashed on a bed. She had several roommates and they were gone, so there were several empty beds. I don't remember what she said in the morning, but I don't think we ever saw each other again.

I have, however, told that story dozens on times over the years. That one date was more memorable than any other date I ever went on. I never forgot it or her.

Cut to...

40 years later and I noticed her on FaceBook. I reached out. She had no recollection of that night -- and was utterly humiliated when I clued her in on what had happened -- but we've been swapping comments and messages and whatnot.

She recently told me she has a dying friend. I won't go into all the details, but I was able to help her in a way that will probably help him die a more peaceful and pleasant death.

I was looking out the window tonight at the stars and thinking...if anything else had happened that night 40 years ago -- i.e., if we had had sex, or just kissed goodnight and gone our separate ways -- she probably would have been just another girl I knew in college. I probably wouldn't have remembered her. But because she drank way too much and created such an indelible memory, some guy is now likely to spend his final days getting cared for in hospice instead of dying lonely and alone in his apparently completely cut off world.

Such is life.






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213,266 I had bouts of depression before this pandemic. Feeling less like bouts now, less trying to even get myself out of it. It’s very lonely times.


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213,265 I hate how the first 5 tissues in a box are wasted just trying to get them to come out correctly. What a stupid design.


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213,264 I think I would like to be friends with Seth Rogen. He seems like a nice guy who would be fun to hang out with.


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213,263 I make things happen with my mind. Someone once thought I was a witch. Perhaps he was right.


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213,262 In elementary school, you harassed my sister. In high school, you slept with my boyfriend. In our 20's, you tried to get my friend's baby taken away unnecessarily. We're 30 now and you want to send me a friend request and even a message saying "hey, how's it going?". LMAO no thank u


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213,261 Thank you, Cavers.  Anytime I'm lonely, I can jump on this site.


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213,260 I’m married, but in love with a man I’ve known for almost 20 years.
I don’t know what to do. I’ve got kids. One is really little still. I can divorce my husband, but I can’t divorce my kids.
But it’s pretty obvious I’m sad. It’s obvious to everyone.
My husband tells me that when he looks at me, I look devastated.
I shrug it off, tell him I’m fine. But I’m broken. I can’t be with the man I love. I go to bed each night with a man who doesn’t touch me. And I was always one of those people who never understood why people like me stay married.
Until now! My child, when asked what she wanted for Christmas said, “for mommy and daddy to hold hands while I open my present.”
So that, in combination with the fact that my husband isn’t abusive, is why I haven’t left yet.


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213,259 My boss is so damn hot that sometimes it's hard to concentrate. I get flustered around him, and sometimes become wet. In the middle of a conversation with him, I'll feel myself just gush. I try to hide it so bad. Not only is he extremely attractive, he's also intelligent and professional. I find myself stealing glances at him a lot. I would never act on it but I do fantasize. Damn that man :D

F/41


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213,258 I like eating the pizza crust. It annoys me when others throw it away.


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213,256 I spent HOURS in a class to do websites. Coding coding coding (which I didn't mind; long LONNNNG time ago I did my own website which I enjoyed thoroughly but that was literally 20 years ago) but now my teacher wants us to freelance; get clients, talk on the phone, work with contracts...

I *really* don't want to do that. All I want is a job in a company, do my 9-5, and go home. That's it. I don't want to be on the phone; I don't want that responsibility of contracts and the "oh-I-don't-like-this-fix-it-since-I'm-paying-you" mentality. All I wanted was a job in which I could figure out what was wrong with the code, fix it, and go on with my time. I'm 51 years old and was never a "go getter"...Each time I tried to do anything on my own my husband would basically almost shove me aside and do it for me, chastising me about how "HE wouldn't have done it like that, why don't I stick up for myself, blah blah blah..."

Once again, something I wanted goes up in smoke. I'm just so DONE with life.

*NOW* what the hell do I do?

51F~


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213,255 My coworker got breast implants in the middle of the pandemic. Lame on two different levels


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213,254 I miss seeing your smile, it makes me so happy. Damn these masks.


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213,253 This happened in the late 1970's when I was a kid in Brooklyn and I lived across the street from a public park. I used to play there all the time. There was this one black kid named Jerome. We used to play a lot in the park together, though I didn't know much more about him. He was just another kid playing in the park.

One day he comes up to me and says "Today is my fighting day.... you have to fight me."He was dead serious. Jerome was much bigger than I was and to be honest, I was a bit of a pussy and at that time had never thrown a punch in anger. I had no idea what to do, so I ran away.

After that, every time I would see him in the park he would start coming at me like he wanted to fight me. So I didn't go back into the park for years. I was well in my teenage years till I could get up the nerve to go back in the park, and even then I would always keep a lookout for Jerome.

It took me years to get over my hatred for black people after that. I am sure Jerome is either dead or in prison now.

Wherever he is - Fuck you Jerome!! I'll fight you now!!


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213,252 I have sex chats with a man every coupla days. I've never met him in person, but jeez do we say naughty things. My hubba would freak if he knew. He will never find out and the man lives thousands of miles away. My secret is safe.


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213,251 I'm male. Facebook is showing me ads for women's underwear with bladder leak protection. Honey, is there something you want to tell me?


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213,250 Do you get your ex-wife a present on her birthday?

If I do, she'll tell people I'm pining away for her. She has recently tried to embarrass me by telling her friends I'm obsessed with getting back together with her. (not true)

If I don't, she'll tell people I'm a bad person for ignoring her birthday, because after all she's the mother of my children.

Another consideration, she's always complained bitterly about every present I've given her. Why would I get her one now and open myself up to more of her rude ridicule?

Advice?


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213,249 This secret is about my uncle (aunt, too, truth to tell).  It is amazing how fast your ass kissers turn on you once you become a huge loser!  Such assholes.  Now your heads are hung in pure shame!  I love it so much!!!


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213,248 Can I just get fucked by Owen Grey?
I’ll never want another thing in my life, I swear.


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213,246 Joe Biden is sick. He gave a speech yesterday and kept stopping to clear his throat. He says it's a cold

But what if it's Trump's Plan B? Maybe Trump has intentionally arranged to give Biden the corona virus. Make Biden so sick he can't get inaugurated, or even worse, Biden dies.

Normally I'd say no way to such a strange conspiracy theory. But I mean come on, we are talking about Trump, the man who is still denying the election results.  


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213,245 My wife died 2yrs ago from ALS. We were married 30 yrs. I was her primary caregiver. I’m 61 yrs old.

I’m lost. Lonely. Scared. Life has no purpose. I can’t move, make decisions. No joy. Going through the motions.

I loved her. I used to joke & laugh all the time. Partners. My house used to be a winter wonderland. Christmas is gone now. No joy.

I thought by now I’d start moving forward.

I’m living my worst nightmare - alone.


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213,242 My husband spends every evening playing video games for hours. We only have one television. I haven’t been able to watch anything I want to see in months. It’s annoying.


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213,241 Related to a secret below, but I put it as it's own secret here so I don't mess up that other guy's post. I hope that okay.

I had anal on a first date once. It was easy to convince her. I asked, she said yes. You know what made her agree to it? She had just broken up with her longtime boyfriend. I think she had anal with me as a way to say fuck you to her ex. Not that she told him. But in her head I think she wanted to be as bad as possible. I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.


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213,240 When I was in High School a zillion years ago, there was this one annoying kid. He was a pestering dork always getting in everyone's business. He never knew when to shut up and back the hell off. I didn't like him. No one did. Normally I was very nice to everyone. But this kid was so bothersome that I told him no one like him. It was mean of me. I regretted it.

No matter. It was so long ago. It couldn't possibly affect my life now right?

Wrong.

All these years later there is a Facebook page for the many generations of people who grew up in that town. I see many old school chums on there. I tried to join. I was denied. Why? Guess who is the Admin? The annoying kid. All these years later he's finally getting his revenge on me.


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213,239 Women don't care about dick size. They just say that so they can have power over men. Like, I'm sure there are a small amount of women who do care about it. But for the most part, women who say that because they feel like they are too ugly to get a man, so they want men to feel like they're not good enough as well.


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213,238 I'm so fucking mad. I need to move away and not tell my family where I am.


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213,237 My mother was not a smart woman. She flunked out of high school. She also wasn't a good woman. She'd hit me regularly. By the time I left home at 17 my misogyny was in full swing. I never outgrew it. I have no respect for women to this day, even though I'm married. I barely tolerate my wife. I've learned not to lash out at her though. I hide my hate for women. But it's still there in my head.


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213,235 I'm a disappointment to both my mom and my dad. I feel bad because they went through all that bullshit to have me. I'm just so fucking sorry that I exist.


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213,234 Early results of testing of the current generation of anti-COVID-19 vaccines suggest that while they might prevent or lessen the chance of individuals developing the disease, they won't prevent vaccinated individuals transmitting the disease.  That means that anti-vaxxers might not benefit from the expected herd immunity created by those people who did get themselves vaccinated.

Yeah ... I think I can live with that.


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213,233 When I make a mistake I volunteer that I was wrong. Of all the people I know, I'm the only one who does this.


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213,231 No one believes it, probably not on here either, but I have so many women that want me.  It's hard to be monogamous when there are sexy women offering it up.


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213,230 My ex-wife called to chat. We talked for a few minutes. She mentioned she was going to her sister Kathy's house the next day to borrow a baking tray. We spoke of a few more things and then ended the call.

An hour later she called back about something else. I innocently mentioned, "By the way, what are you baking?"

She flipped out. "How the hell do you know I'm going to bake? Are you following me?"

"What? No. You told me you are picking up a baking tray from Kathy tomorrow. I concluded you will be baking something."

"I never told you anything about picking up a baking tray! You are following me!"

"What do you mean I'm following you? You are picking up the tray tomorrow. How could I follow you today to Kathy's if it hasn't happened yet?"

"I don't know. Maybe you have a  time machine."

"I have a time machine?"

"You are always down in the basement working on something. Maybe you've been building a time machine."

She makes me so sad. I still care about her deeply. I have no say in what happens to her anymnore but I wish her sister would face reality. She needs to go into a long-term care facility.


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213,229 Oh yeah, try and add me on facebook as if you didn't call me fat in high school (I wasn't even fat).


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213,228 I’m so pathetic that sometimes, late at night, I google search his name and look at his mugshots because that’s the only photos I know of him from that long ago.
I still love him.


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213,227 I''ve been questioning my sexuality for years-on and off-but in the past few months its just gotten to a point where I cannot ignore or dismiss or hide it from myself anymore-that I am not straight. I have so much fear and anxiety over this. Been doing research and its called internalized homophobia. I could never come out publicly because it would be dangerous/not work well for me in terms of my community and family who are not at all accepting of LGBT people/are deeply Christian. I know this. But the harder part in some cases has been the unwillingness to even admit it to myself ie come out to myself privately. I just try and try to convince myself I am heterosexual and ignore the truth I can see and feel so obviously towards and about myself. But its been so difficult and exhausting mentally. It was an emotional relief and release to even write this here anonymously. I want so badly to accept myself and validate myself on my true sexual orientation.


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213,226 He’s been distant. I didn’t hear much from him in the past 2 days.
Eh.
That’s alright. I never expected anything from him and never had demands. I can take the hint. It’s why I would never have given him my all to begin with.


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213,225 I secretly find older couples without children sad, lonely and depressing.
And secretly, we all know they find it depressing as well.



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213,224 he is beating the kids he fights them every time he gets drunk him and his new wife are so jealous of the kids this is tearing our family apart we have always taken excellent care of the children then at age 12 their dad walks in when their mom is having a rough time and gets temp custody. he has been selling drugs in and out of jail their entire lives now all of sudden he is changed yeah right he almost had the kids and everyone fooled until he started to beat on them down them and ruin them mentally the kids have called the cps after multiple time of running away the kids need help to get out help us God please help us someone


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213,223 Is it possible to OD on brownies? I’m about to find out.


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213,222 People are so stupid when it comes to romance. 90% of heartbreak is because the person is stupid. Stop dating older guys. If the person says "I love you" within a week of starting to date, they're fucking lying. Still living with their ex? You would have to be an idiot to pursue that. If you haven't met them in real life, don't fall in love with them. They might not be in real life, who they say they are online. They insulted you? Don't go out with them again. He thinks men should pay all the bills? He's trying to control you! They want to keep you hidden from his friends and family? Either they're embarrassed of you, or you're the side chick/side dude. The person is in jail? Come on, you're smarter than this. They do drugs? Get away from that situation. If you think they're gonna choose you over cocaine, you're dreaming.  People date all these jerks and then wonder why they end up heartbroken. It's because you're dumb.


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213,221 Here's an idea: Instead of complaining about older men on facebook, why don't you just not date older men in the first place?


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213,219 I couldn't figure out how to change my birthday on Facebook. So I googled it.



Really? It takes 13 steps to do something as simple as change your birthday? 13 steps? Who thought making such a cumbersome interface was a good idea?


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213,218 My husband works 11 hours for 4 days straight, then is off for 3. I cry every time our weekend comes to an end and his schedule restarts. I wish I didn't take it so hard. I just really love his presence, and the house feels dead and cold without him. Still, I wish I didn't cry. Makes me feel silly every time. Feels like I'm crying for someone who died.


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213,217 Over these last 9 months in lock down:

* I've organized my closets and found ancient clothes and artifacts.

* I cleaned under the fridge, the washer and the dryer. Ew.

* I sorted my tupperware containers. I threw out bowls with no lids and lids with no bowls.

* I finished stitching together a home-made pillow I started a decade ago.

* I took all the knots out of the extension cord.

* I threw out all the condiment bottles that only had a trace amount of condiment in them.

* I changed the batteries on my smoke alarm - probably first time since I moved in 8 years ago.

* I went into the cardboard box in the basement and detanged all the old computer cables, phone wires, ethernet connectors, power cards... these are power cords to devices that died and were tossed years ago...

* I threw away all the paper and plastic bags under the sink. I've saved them for years, yet never use them for anything.

* I threw away all the one off socks that no longer have a partner. I've waited long enough. It's a mystery where the other half went, but I accept my fate.

* I vacuumed my 6 year old car... for the first time.

* I took my proof of auto insurance card and put it in the glove compartment, you know, so I'd have it if ever I was stopped by the cops... instead of keeping it in a pile of junk mail on the kitchen counter. The old card I took out of the glove compartment was from 3 years ago.

* I took the stack of newspapers I was saving for the recycling center... and tossed them in the trash. Let's face it, it's been years and I never found the time to recycle them, so in the regular trash they go.

* I took all the many many old receipts out of my purse. Example, I bought and drank a Snapple Iced Tea 6 years ago and have been carrying around the receipt all this time - you know, in case I was stopped and needed proof I paid for the drink - 6 years later.

* I rotated my mattress. I saw this mentioned on a home show many years ago. Been meaning to do it.

Phew. I feel like I've done all I can do and the lock down can now be over. So shoo. Go away Mr. Pandemic. I need to get out of this house and become a more interesting person again.


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213,216 Out of nowhere, last night, something in my heart stirred with love for my spouse. This hasn't happened for years maybe there s hope


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213,215 I know this is going to sound weird, but wouldn't it be great if folks like movie stars and sports bigwigs could help folks by doing a "Can You Help Find..." broadcast say, four times a year. People that have missing loved ones can submit the names of folks that have been missing for months or years and, when someone like, say, the Rock or someone from the NBA reads it, I'll bet dollars to donuts they'll either find out what happened to the person or the person themselves. I think it'd be great closure to find out what happened to their loved ones in the meantime rather then constantly wondering what happened.

Just a thought, I guess.


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213,214 I don't think it's slutty for a woman to have sex with me on the first date. I appreciate her enthusiasm. It would never stop me from calling her for a second date.

But if she has anal sex on the first date, yep she's a slut and I won't call her back. Funny thing, I'm the one pushing for anal on the first date. It's sort of a test I guess.


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213,213 I bowed out of dinner with friends tonight because I don't trust they have been cautious.


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213,212 My wife never tires of being mad at me. She wants to buy her daughter (my step daughter) a new car for Christmas. I said what fun, she'll love it. My wife was suddenly mad. She wanted me to offer to split the cost with her. Why would I pay for her daughter's new car? Mind you, I've only met her daughter once. She said because that's what families do. She got so mad. I said okay, look, you know what, I'll pay for the entire car because I don't want any tension between us. It's been a hard enough year already. She got mad again because I'm paying for the whole thing. She thinks I'm trying to undermine her position as a mother and use money to lever my way into her daughter's life. Okay, I said, you can pay half. No, she says, I offered to pay for the whole expense and I should not back down on a promise. Okay, I'll pay for the whole thing. She grumpily agreed, as if she's doing me a favor by letting me buy her daughter a $25,000 car.


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213,211 I told my husband yesterday afternoon that I wanted to delay the mediation in our divorce until after the holidays. He filed for divorce in Aug., 2019, but still lives here with me. He started yelling and demeaning me over the phone about everything I'm doing wrong. I told him I wouldn't be ready anyway by next week, what with all the paperwork I would need, and my lawyer is wanting this done right for my sake, since he refused to go with legal separation at our ages (in our 70's). Then he asked why, why, why I didn't have it done by now.  I said my major depression was dragging me down and there IS a major pandemic going on right now which has hampered much of what I am trying to accomplish before the mediation. I asked him what it would hurt anyone to wait a few more weeks to reschedule. He blamed me for procrastinating. He knows my dear brother died in Aug., and my only sister nearly died in July. I also have PTSD, and it has been rearing it's ugly head off and on for months. I feel frozen in time with my grief, and I am absolutely exhausted from living with him with his brain issues. I said I would not lose my patience with him during this divorce he so wants, as I forgive and forgive his behaviors with taking 5 deep breaths before speaking, as I truly feel he can't help himself in his advancing issues with memory, anger, and executive function.  I am so tired of him trying to control everything I say and do, so I told him to calm down, but he didn't, until he was finished telling me again and again my faults.  He has gone to 3 large family gatherings and 3 or 4 public ball games for grandkids in recent weeks. I have to wear a mask and goggles once he is up in the a.m.'s, because of his coughing and sneezing all the time, as well as going to the stores almost every day for months. He had a Covid test before a procedure by doctor and because it was negative at the time, I fear it has given him a false sense of the dangers to me and others. My hands are raw from all the instant hand sanitizer and washing constantly whenever I touch anything that he touches in this house. I am exhausted!


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213,210 I have sexual thoughts about every woman I meet. She's asking me how to change the toner cartridge, I'm wondering if she shaves her pussy.


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213,209 I don't feel like Christmas shopping. I can't go out to the stores anyway. I can't visit anyone. No one can visit me. What's the point of buying presents.


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213,208 My nemesis in town is a loud mouth, boundary-less, middle-aged bitch who rants on and on about the Covid-19 hoax. She constantly posts memes about what idiots the rest of us are for wearing masks and believing everything we're told.

Now she has Covid. I don't want anyone to get sick. But in her case I'm not complaining.


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213,207 This world has gone totally bonkers!. I purchase something online from so-and-so; they receive my money and I get my purchase. Case closed, right. Wrong. I get bombarded with emails to “like” them (whatever it is they say) on FB, Twitter, Instagram, whatever. Umm what? I am not even on FB, Instagram or anything else. I miss the old days (and I’m not old!) when we lived life, enjoyed it & did not have to take selfie’s in the grocery store of what we are buying! Not kidding, a girl in my aisle at the store was taking selfie’s of herself & pouting into her phone (or FBing it- I don’t know what that was about) on what she would have to pay for her organic spinach! Just madness!


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213,206 My former girlfriend posts selfies on FB. In each one she is smiling and everyone can see her yellow dead front tooth. It looks terrible. I'm not going to tell her because she'd accuse me of stalking her. But interesting how none of her "friends" have pointed this out to her.


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213,205 How can you have 30,000 new cases per day in California? What the hell are people doing, having parties in every bar? Is anyone here from California? Can you share what it's like? Are people being stubborn fools and ignoring masks and distancing?


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213,204 My fiance and I were separated for a few months at one point in our relationship. I used to work at the space center and went to see a friend and watch an astronaut presentation.  I won't say who. He was pretty handsome. Totally got hippy deadhead vibes from him covered up with ultra intelligence.  We ended up emailing and he invited me for a cup of coffee. I forget how I got his email in the first place. I can't remember if he gave it to me.

I took him up on it. He was super adorable.  He showed me his space socks and that was as sexy as it got. It's not like we went out for a date or anything.  We met up while he was technically still working and we were sitting in the little astronaut office.  We were interrupted by another girl who was coming in for him to do an online talk with a bunch of school kids.

Ah,  youth.  I mean,  how many times do you ever get to fuck a space shuttle commander?  It wasn't meant to be.


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213,203 this site makes me happy.  MOST are nicer and more understanding that my day to day life. thank you.


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213,202 I started to watch a Christmas Special last night. When I tuned in a woman was singing Silent Night.  Next song was another woman singing Silent Night. Third song, yet another woman singing .... Silent Night.

Seriously? Who thought this was a good idea, to have all the singers doing the same song over and over.

I changed the channel.


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213,201 I’m really sick of other women judging me for having small tits.
Men enjoy small tits too.
I can’t count the number of “friends” I’ve had that have mentioned how certain men must be borderline homosexual who I have slept with. The number of women who have told me I am androgynous, but immediately correct themselves and add, “it’s a good thing!”
What the fuck? I have a nice body. I love my body. I have always been slender and had small, perky breasts. In trying to figure out why other women seem to have a problem or assume all men that want to fuck my petite frame must be inherently gay, I went to the internet to search out popular porn videos. Many porn stars have my same body type. I don’t understand why I should be seen as so undesirable and why I have had waves of female friends that seem to think my having small tits is such an injustice.


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