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215,555 Schools here have been virtual since March. I feel bad that my kids are stuck at home and don’t get to see their friends in person. So once a week I order lunch as a treat. Today I ordered McDonalds to be delivered. It came in two bags, one with the food and the other with the drinks. When I opened up the drink bag Oh My Goodness! It just smelled like a cloud of weed. I strongly suspect that the driver was driving around, hot boxing his car with Marijuana while making food deliveries. I have no proof. I suppose I could be mistaken about the smell. Maybe it was …. just the smell of McDonalds? But I don’t think so. It smelled very Ganja-ish to me. I kind of want to report it to the company. Because gross! But I’m not 100% sure. And there is no way to prove it.

p.s. I have nothing against partaking in a little reefer, but don’t hot box my McDonalds bag.


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215,554 I’m glad mercury turns direct today. I was about to do something crazy like reach out to my ex! Holy shit!


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215,553 I’m glad mercury turns retrograde today. I was about to do something crazy like reach out to my ex! Holy shit!


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215,552 I have blocked my ex-wife from calling or texting me. Nothing productive ever comes from her contacting me. Now she is gone from my life forever.


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215,551 Arizona Governor Doug Ducey, you are a moron.

Quote from an article:

Gov. Doug Ducey issued an executive order earlier this week to prevent state public universities and community colleges from requiring students get vaccinated, submit vaccination documents, be tested or forced to wear masks. No college in the state had the requirement, but Arizona State University had announced that they may implement a requirement.

"The vaccine works. But the vaccine is a choice. This policy is social engineering at its worst. Health policy should be based on science, not virtue signaling. In America, freedom wins."


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215,550 There are times I'll accidentally leave my glasses in the car. I'll mention it to my three grown children and my four young grandchildren. They shrug it off. Except for one grandchild. He will happily go out to the car and find my glasses. He's such a good boy. When I pass everyone will be very surprised who is receiving the most money in my will.


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215,549 My blood pressure today is 105/61.

Hmmm.


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215,548 Don't complain about your wife leaving you and the kid you have with her and the kid you have with me not wanting to see you. You are not the victim. You're a bad person. You deserve to have bad things happen to you. This is the outcome when you're a garbage human.


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215,547 You always used to believe that white lighters were unlucky. I like using mine because I believe it'll keep you out of my life.


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215,546 Sometimes when I dream that I'm peeing, I wake up and need to go to the bathroom.  Sometimes when I dream that I'm about to get it on with a couple of hot co-eds, I wake up and realize that my wife has gotten rid of them and gone back to sleep.


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215,544 My idea of the perfect man is someone who makes me cum, drops food off at my house, listens to me when I talk, and says things that excite me. That’s all I ask of a man, no more no less. Got one like that now and I’m happy :) my needs are being met


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215,543 Looks like she's "not just a friend" and "nothing to worry about" after all. Yet you still act like a loving husband and want to have sex? I feel sick


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215,542 I'm very unwell. The doctors tell me there is nothing to be done. This is an end of life event. I have no energy. I sleep most of the day. I live alone. I haven't told anyone about my fate. My teenage kids come to visit. They expect me to make them dinner and clean up after them. I'm growing more and more resentful. I wish they'd stop coming.


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215,541 The other day you whispered “I love you” while we were having sex. I pretended like I didn’t hear you and you didn’t say anything after.

But


I love you, too. :)


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215,540 Ok, who wants to help me pay for my dog’s cataract surgery? Poor baby doesn’t deserve to run into everything and not be able to play catch anymore. He’s only 7 :/ mama can’t afford $8000 after 2020.


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215,539 Today would be our nine year anniversary. Can’t believe it’s been five years since the breakup. First loves really do become a permanent reminder that there can be a beautiful and wonderful connection with another person. That it is possible. But if it becomes part of the past…that’s when it burns


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215,538 My parents are foreigners. British. Not aristocracy LOL. Coal mine British. When growing up my mother's pet name for my father was "scunner".

I recently looked it up. It means, "disgust, loathing, repugnance, or abhorrence."

Married people are weird, especially foreigners.




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215,537 Divorce agreements are useless. I spent $50,000 to have a divorce agreement in place, but then my wife ignores everything  the lawyers hammered out and she does whatever she wants. It’s Father’s Day. The divorce agreement says the kids are supposed to be with me. They are not. She purposely took them to her sisters house to deprive me of seeing them today. My lawyer says eh, I could spend $50,000 more to fight my wife in court, which the lawyer points out isn’t worth it. So why the hell did I spend $50,000 the first go round for a meaningless divorce agreement? The whole thing is a scam. If you are getting divorced, fuck hiring a lawyer, fuck getting a legal agreement, just to whatever the hell you please.


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215,536 Went out to an early Father's Day dinner with my wife and my youngest daughter, and most of the time, I was thinking about how much I would have enjoyed the evening more if my daughter was hanging out tonight with her boyfriend instead of us.




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215,535 Why do you choose toxic men????


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215,534 You have 6 dogs, 5 cats, 3 turtles, 2 lizards, 4 bunnies, 3 hamsters, a turrantiala, about a gazillion fish, and the list goes on and on. I'm tired of you talking about how you're always broke because you have to buy pet food, medical expenses, grooming, etc. You can't just rescue every dog you see when you are in debt. It's ridiculous. And now your girl has a baby on the way? How the fuck are you going to do that? I love animals as much as the next person, but if it's affecting your wallet, your mental and physical health, and your house is always a disaster, maybe it's time to stop getting more animals. And you cry whenever one of them dies, which is at least once a year. Your baby is going to get sick because you don't clean up everything. And that one cat is pregnant and you're going to keep all the kittens too? How do you even keep track of them? How do you even know each cat and dog is getting enough food? Your house isn't big enough. I hate to say this because I know you're passionate about animals, but enough is enough. You better add more rooms to your house or something, but even that would be straight up stupid because you will spend even more money doing it.


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215,533 I think everything for sale on Facebook, whether it's in the marketplace section, or in ads, is a scam. New Merrell shoes for sale at a cheap price. Great. Except there are no sizes listed. What am I supposed to do, just buy a pair and hope they come in my size? Ridiculous. Says so much about Facebook that they allow these types of ads.


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215,532 I haven't felt well since getting vaccinated three months ago. Everyone should get vaccinated. But I think as time goes by science will realize there are, or will be, serious consequences. I hope it's not a fatal consequence for me.


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215,531 I kid you not. My wife's family is pure white trash dirt bags. A male member of the family died. He had lots of guns. So after the funeral the family thought it would be a nice gesture to give a gun to each of the many teenage cousins. Like what? These teens shouldn't have guns! None of it is legal. The guns aren't registered. There is no paperwork. These kids are just supposed to take a gun and use it for whatever, which scares the stuffing out of me. Welcome to white trash 'merica.


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215,530 I do still love you, Now I have this other guy that likes me and I like him. SO idk what to do :/


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215,529 I was about to have a baby with this man until I realized he just wants to make me a single mother. I am young and beautiful, I will find a man who will marry me. I’m sorry hun, you’re everything to me, but you not gonna leave me alone like that. Stay with your wife


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215,528 How many times in your life has somebody said you have bad breath?
I believe mine is 2.


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215,526 Some asshole sign me up for right wing propaganda newsletter the funny thing is I’m not a liberal nor a conservative in fact I despite politicians even though my husband and his family have been huge donors to Republicans. I refused to take any part of it and you would never see me taking pictures at events with them unlike my crazy right wing mother in law . Hey asshole I already deal with rightwings and their crazy conspiracies I don’t need a newsletter for that .


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215,525 Minutes ago, wanting to visit this site, I started to type "Ca" into my google search when in the dropdown list, I saw this appear: "can a woman who is in a coma be manually stimulated to have an orgasm?"  At first I thought to myself, what sickos are out there, and then I remembered that was MY question. LOL at myself!


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215,524 Met an older couple last night at a party while there with my wife.  The woman with grayish hair had beautiful eyes, a gorgeous smile and a great personality and at least a half dozen years on me, yet I was fantasizing about fucking the hell out of her all last evening, and jerked off still thinking about her today.


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215,523 D, nice try today. It didn't work. We love each other and she trusts me. Wanna know why? Because I don't betray her and she knows that.
If you ever pull a move like that again I will start friending your in-laws and distant friends. I'll start trashing YOU the way you've trashed me for the past 15 years. I let things go but if you fuck with my LIFE you will lose.


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215,521 Any older men out there that had been curious to suck a cock but did not do so until later in life? What did you think? Did you like it? Would you do it again? What were the circumstances that brought it about?

Curious here myself.


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215,520 There is no reverse racism, but there are a lot of blacks that hate whites. We get it.


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215,519 "You are wonderful. You are the ducks guts."

Wait, this is a compliment?

Aussies are weird.


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215,518 I went on the worst interview today.  I've taken a lot of office jobs, maybe jumped around a bit, a lot was temp work because that's what I was able to get.  The question about that is fine, but they were so condescending.  And when he asked if I spoke another language, I said not fluently, he had a look of disapproval, we don't all speak a second language...  "if you graduated with this, why do you take these type of jobs?"  It was a lawyer, I was told in the past they were the worst and don't wanna judge them, but yea..  He and his assistant.  Then, he asked how am I able to support myself jumping around so much?  I told him I live with my boyfriend, so he and his assistant start laughing and he says "so he basically.." and mumbles something about how he's the one who pays.  WTF?  that's none of your business.  anyway it was a lie, i said that to piss them off because it's not pc at all.  No one wants to hear "i live with my boyfriend and he pays for everything."  Lol.  Here's the thing.. they called me, because they saw my resume.  What's the surprise?  You knew what it was.  And if it's because they have to take a certain amount from the people who applied, you're telling me there wasn't one better than mine, being that you dislike it so much?  Also, at the end, he asked if I will be having any other interviews, I said yes.  He asked when, for what, and where.  So i told him, Monday, he says he is making his decision by then, but what's the point of continuing the interview if I end up taking the other job.  WTF.  Interviews are like dating, he was acting like a guy who isn't sure if he likes you but doesn't want you seeing what else is out there.  He continued the interview, but did he expect me to stop interviewing because I got this one, and don't even have the job???  People are crazy for sure


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215,517 Today’s violation of privacy includes listening through my phone and going through my purse.

I won’t sleep in the bed with you tonight.

Haven’t you figured out yet that’s why I hate sleeping next to you? Your obsessed with snooping on me and you’re the one who’s fucked someone else.

Please leave us.


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215,516 Artificial sweeteners make me sick. I hate the taste. It can't be healthy to ingest these chemicals.


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215,515 I think the swim trials are boring. It's the same thing over and over again. A bunch of young people I care nothing about, splashing from one end of the pool to the other. With other sports, like gymnastics, I can marvel how they fly through the air, twisting and turning and defying gravity. Gymnastics is interesting to watch. But swimmers in a pool, no way. Next.

By the way, notice how all the swimmers are white... Another sign of white privilege.


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215,514 In the book Hotel New Hampshire the main character dies while jerking off. He is found dead with his dick in his hand. It's clear what he was doing. This terrifies me. I worry this too will be my embarrassing end.


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215,513 I steal in the name of the Lord.


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215,512 I feel the pain of my native ancestors yet I am basically a white woman. I am 25% native. I have it on my mind alot right now especially with the Cherokee bike ride going on.

When I hang out with poc I get weird looks when they think they've offended the white girl.

Do I say, hey, I'm mixed too..? Do I talk about how my heritage has been white washed too? I feel the pain of my family history but not included in the healing talks.

Can I get opinions from poc on this?

I want to go to gatherings for poc but I look like a white girl so I don't.


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215,511 Ah. There was a seemingly tragic shooting last week of a mother and son from a wealthy South Carolina family. Now it turns out the son was receiving death threats because he was going on trial for allegedly operating a motor boat while drunk and causing the death of a young woman.

So ah.

This might be a case of vigilante justice. Sounds good to me. No complaints. I wish there was more vigilante justice in our world. I believe our court system is corrupt. Vigilantes are there to even the score.



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215,510 Whenever I read an obituary where the deceased is under 50 and “died suddenly,” I assume it was a heroin overdose.


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215,509 21 years ago I had an abortion. I was dating a guy who was in his late 30s and I was in my very early 20s. He skipped out on me after I told him that I was pregnant all I wanted was a support as I was perfectly willing to pay for it myself. He got really angry with me at first. He then asked me to meet him one night in this area that I was unfamiliar with so I didn’t go.  and he completely disappeared. I had the procedure, but I am still extremely angry about being treated like a piece of garbage.
I want to find this guy


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215,507 Juneteenth is officially a national holiday to commemorate the end of slavery in the U.S. Will I get a day off for it ? No, so who cares.


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215,505 What’s the easiest way to find a good hookup or just a one night stand other than phone apps. I haven’t had much luck with the apps, but I don’t want to just come out and ask someone to fuck lol.

23/m


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215,504 My girl doesn’t give a shit about my feelings or needs and I’m depressed because of it. But I love her, so it like two opposing forces each pulling me in different directions. Ugh!


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215,503 You are actual trash and should die alone. I wish I had never told you about our child. I wish I had left town the minute I found out and never spoke to you again. It's not like you really wanted to be a father, anyway. I spent the pregnancy leaving voicemails that were never returned, a humiliating lunch at a restaurant where you sat down at my table and said you were going to law school so you wouldn't be able to pay child support or be around to a raise a child.

I was hurt. I was really hurt. But I got comfortable with the idea of raising our child by myself. Then about a month before I had our child, your parents found out from the town gossip you had fathered a child. They insisted you get involved so they didn't lose their first and only grandchild. I didn't want to meet them, but you invited them over to my house, anyway. It was traumatic, it was uncomfortable. But I thought, what the hell, I'll give this family thing one last shot.

For the first six months of parenthood, I had to try to convince you to take the baby for more than a single 14-hour span on Sunday nights, to not continually shove the baby off on your parents (who were becoming increasingly obtrusive, constantly asking me if I was dating again and other things that were none of their fucking business). But your career. You had to have it. Your parents were going to take over your only night with our child so you could "work on a career in politics," which also involved spending more time with your girlfriend who you played house with on Sunday nights with our child, pretending you were your own little happy family.

On our child's first Thanksgiving, you claimed you had to work, but you were out with your girlfriend. On his first Christmas, you just HAD to drive her 12 hours to her parents' house and be with her. Meanwhile for both holidays, I was stuck at your parents' house with your entire extended family, answering the awkward questions of why you weren't there.

That hurt. Not gonna lie. You pretended I never existed and like I was an embarrassment, but you had no problem playing house with her. But, I got over it eventually.

You didn't sign the birth certificate or pay child support for the first eight months, and if I hadn't decided to move away to be closer to people who actually cared about me, I don't think you would have done either of those things, ever. Part of me didn't care so much about child support, it's not like $400/month pays for shit, but if you wanted to be involved, you were going to bear some responsibility. And you could never decide if you wanted to be a dad or not.

So I left and moved away. I offered to help you find a job where I was moving so you could be close to our child; I had long accepted nothing was ever going to happen between us. I remember like it was yesterday, you sneered, "Who the fuck do you think you are that I would ever follow you ANYWHERE." Ok. Fine. You used that to play the victim for years. "She's keeping me from my child!"

For the next decade, you would demand to see our child in the summer, Christmas, and any other time you thought his presence would benefit your "political career." Then the rest of the year would be radio silence. You didn't send cards or call on his birthday. You rarely emailed or called me to see how he was. When he was visiting you, my calls to see how he was doing and if he was having fun went unanswered. And our son, being non-verbal and not having the physical support to use a computer or phone, could contact me.

Oh, but you loved trotting him out when it was professionally convenient. Who could resist a cute little boy using a wheelchair? You fundraised for a playground for disabled kids, not because you care if kids have a place to play, but for the glory. You craved that parent-of-a-disabled-kid pedestal and loved hearing what a strong man you must be. You never changed a diaper, went to a doctor's appointment, cried alone in the ER. But you had praise from strangers, and you loved it. You demanded I send our son out 1,500 miles for the playground opening, he HAD to be there. I agreed to send him. And then read about it in the local paper where you told the reporter our son had your last name and you changed his first name. It was then I learned when our son was with you, you referred to him by a completely different name.

What I can't figure out is why you continually felt the need to put me down as a mother. Your criticism of everything I did for our child was swift and frequent. However, you never wanted custody. You never asked for more then 3-4 weeks of vistation for a year. You never wanted more responsibility. You just wanted to make sure I felt like a villain, like I had somehow destroyed your life.

Bitch, you owe me your career.

The last straw came two years ago. Our son's physical care became too much for me to handle even with a home care nurse helping me. You and I engaged in a 10 month legal battle to modify the flimsy custody agreement so I could move him to a nearby group home for children with disabilities. I couldn't believe it. I had spent nearly everyday of my life giving up my dreams to raise him alone, and yet, I needed your permission to what was best for our child and me. You didn't want him to move. But you didn't want custody. You didn't want more visitation. In fact, you wanted to stop paying the $400/month, which still didn't pay for shit (thank god for my successful career!).

I won the legal case, and even agreed you didn't have to pay child support for a human you clearly have never felt a genuine connection to. But you didn't tell your parents about the group home until the day he moved there. A 10 month legal battle with another month of packing and moving preparations, and you didn't tell them any of it. Of course, they were upset when they found out. They drove across the country unannounced and uninvited so they could yell at me about "putting him in an institution without consulting" them. On the last day before they finally left, your father made a comment to the staff that they would be calling everyday to see how our child was getting along, since "Mom isn't going to be around anymore." Holy fucking shit. I don't know what you told them, but I wouldn't be surprised if you had told them my parental rights were terminated or some bullshit.

Somehow, you convinced some woman to marry you and actually stay with you. You have another son with her and still call our son we have together by a different name so you all look like a intact family unit. You really have everyone snowed with this act and all the secrets you've had to create to maintain it. Really. I mean, I'm impressed. You make sociopaths look mentally healthy.

But here's the thing about secrets.....the more you try to keep them under wraps, the more likely they are to come out at the most inopportune time. That time is coming soon. You want fame and influence, and well....secrets don't thrive within people who obsess and crave the spotlight.


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215,502 Get ready for Delta Southern California. I swear I could see it in the air above the crowds at Disney.

May this version take out the cruise line types this time.


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215,501 I would like your opinion on this please. My girlfriend basically refuses to post anything having to do with our relationship on social media. We go on trips, nothing. I surprise her with things, nothing. No birthday posts. Not even a “like” on any statuses or anything, even if it has to do with us. I post pics and statuses of us. I wonder why she doesn’t? I mention it to her and she always says “I haven’t been posting as much anymore.” Or says she doesn’t like comments some people make. But it hurts my feelings. And it’s not because it’s social media, I could care less about that. It’s the aspect of it feels good to be shown off sometimes by your partner. And it makes me not want to do things for her sometimes. But when I mention this she always takes it as “It’s only Facebook, it’s not a big deal.” When that is not the point I’m trying to make. And I’ve told her that. It just has been bothering me for quite awhile and I’ve mentioned it like three times over a year and a half and nothing has changed. Am I overreacting? Do I have a valid point? Cause it weighs on my mind more than I want it to. Thanks.


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215,500 I don’t think I have feelings for you, but I wear the ring every day anyway


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215,499 I reached my limit.
There is literally no point to anything.
Why am I even here?
I’m going to starve myself. If that doesn’t work, I’m taking a bunch of pills. We have weapons, but too much mess, and my husband doesn’t lift a finger right now, so god forbid he have to literally clean up after me LOL

Sigh.


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215,498 I personally know a kid participating in the USA olympic trials. He's a piece of shit. He's an arrogant condescending prick who mistreats people. Normally I support all these athletes. But this meathead no way. I look forward to him not making the team. And if he does make the team I'm going to write the the olympic committee and show them all the racist, hate-filled posts he has made over recent years.He doesn't deserve to represent our country.


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215,497 What seem like flaws to some are strengths to others.


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215,496 You seeing me as weak gives me more strength than I imagined possible.


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215,495 I can’twait to get you and your dad or brother locked up. Tapping someone’s phone is illegal. You’ve given me a way to cut off your stupid Indiana family - so thank you for being so terrible. My kids won’t have to visit that Jaba the Hutt you call Ruth.


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215,494 I came back here after years, it took me back to our days. I like how things are now and I am happy for you and how far we both have come in our respective lives but I don’t think I will ever stop wondering what if. I will always wish you the best and you will always be my one true love!


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215,493 Dear universe. I hope he’s single, feels the same way and hope everything D said happens, this is me believing in law of attraction and sending out a positive signal


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215,492 My ex called. She invited me to dinner at her house. At first I thought it was a nice gesture. Then she said the light switch in her bathroom isn't working and could I go to Home Depot and get a new switch and install it when I come for dinner.

Oh.

Yeah, about that dinner, I suddenly remember I'm busy.........


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215,491 So much work to do today. I just want to shut off my laptop and watch cooking shows all day.


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215,490 My husband constantly interrupts and talks over me when I'm trying to talk to him. Sometimes I'll keep talking as a hint for him to shut up, and he just keeps going and sometimes will speak more loudly. I don't think he's doing it to be deliberately mean because I'm not the only one this happens to; he does it to everyone. It's actually a sign of adult ADHD. He has several other soft markers for it in addition to this, which I've tried to hint at. But it's still fucking annoying.


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215,489 When my husband comes home from a business trip, I cook him a nice meal and let him lay on the couch watching his favorite shows. When *I* come home from a business trip, he gets me crappy takeout....and then lays on the couch watching his favorite shows. Going upstairs to watch my shows isn't an option because then he complains about being in separate rooms when we've been away from each other. So I'll just get on my phone or the laptop. I'm clearly not paying attention to the TV, but he'll talk to me about the show or ask me questions about it. wtf man


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215,488 I miss feeling good about myself


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215,486 We have a wonderful beautiful daughter together.  Why aren’t we raising her together in the same home? I’ll never understand that part.


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215,485 I’m terrified of getting canceled.


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215,484 I am moving on.. I no longer feel you…


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215,483 My family treats me like shit because I am way more successful than they are. I spent most of my time growing up learning financial markets and now I oversee investment bankers. I make in one year what my mom and dad made in 5 years put together. My dad will say stuff like, “you have money, but you sure as hell haven’t put in a hard days work in your life.” My mom agrees. I can sit on my ass and make $10,000+ a day, but I put in the time and effort to make that possible. I refused to slave away like my parents did, watching them still struggle as I was growing up. I’ve never heard “I’m proud of you.” It’s pathetic


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215,482 My ex didn’t play video games, he didn’t use social media or follow influencers, he didn’t drink or hang with the boys, he didn’t cheat or even try to, he shared his phone with me and never hid what he was doing with it.

At least once a year he blew up on me, screaming, throwing things, breaking things, intimidated/threatened violence against me, scared our kids, and spent large amounts of money without discussing it with me first, like buying a new car.

Now that I’m single, prospects are looking real bleak. I don’t want a social media/gaming/drinking man. But I don’t want to be abused either. It’s looking a lot like my first is going to also be my last, even in divorce.


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215,481 My husband is middle eastern. His family invited him to join the celebration of his nephew being circumsized. I can’t stand the patriarchy. He’s FIVE. Who celebrates a child being circumsized? I don’t even want kids for the simple fact that I don’t need to. It’s so weird to me.


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215,480 Secret 1: I don't look at my ex's Instagram because I don't want to see him moving on and living a happy life. I especially don't want to see pics of him with other women.

Secret 2: I'm miserable. But you wouldn't know it from looking at my Insta.


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215,479 Ugh, I need to let go of stuff from years back. I want to give people the benefit of the doubt more not everybody is the same as they were five years ago. I know I’m not so I need to understand that other people aren’t either I want to be more forgiving. I want to be a better person


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215,478 Before my husband retired early due personal reasons he used to run a small business which he is part owner along with his family , he used to make anywhere between $800 k a year to $1 million a year that people that worked for him were well paid too we have many making over $150 k a year or more even the new ones are making close to $75k a year mind you is a small business that you don’t need a college degree for most positions, we used to pay around $400 k or more in federal taxes what surprised me you have greedy CEOs paying themselves millions while paying their employees peanuts always using the excuse if they get paid more their business won’t be profitable. How is possible a small business in a very small city where is affordable to live compared to NYC or San Francisco can pay it’s employees well plus benefits and still be profitable . The people running these businesses are either to idiots or just greedy jerks and don’t even get me started on billionaires like Jeff Bezos who treats his employees like dirt and thinks raising his wages to $15 is too much when is your average person paying all the federal taxes , is your regular person who drives the economy . When your average person have disposable income they put it back into the economy by shopping , eating out , going to the movies etc.. if people only has money to cover their bills they won’t be out spending and then they wonder why malls are dying and young people are not buying houses it doesn’t take a rocket science to figure out why .


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215,477 Silly secret but..... I hate fancy things. I don't wear expensive clothes. I don't own any jewelry. I don't even wear a watch. But a few years ago I received a gift of a sliver pen. On the very top there is an emerald. It's absolutely beautiful. I carry it with me everywhere. I use it all the time. Who knew I could could be so affected by an object. This sounds weird but if ever I die I want to be buried with my pen.


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215,476 I love how I look naked. I'm very thin. I'm at the low end of what doctors say I should weigh. My skin is tight. I have no wrinkles on my face or anywhere. My abs are showing. Not bad for a guy in his 60s. Too bad no one else sees me naked.


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215,475 Stop messaging me on Instagram trying to get a rise out of me. I don’t read any of them, which you know already because Instagram says when a message was seen. I would take a hint if someone isn’t reading my IG messages, they don’t want to communicate. It should be obvious I don’t want to be friends with you and your wife anymore.


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215,473 Sometimes I really hate my job. I make good money but ..damn. I am tired.


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215,472 Something I'm noticing at the Olympic Trials. Many swimmers are setting personal best times in their events. There are too many of these faster times.

Then I read that the pool is temporary and was only built a few weeks ago on a basketball court. I'm thinking someone measured incorrectly. It's not 50 meters. It's only 49 or something like that. It's why so many athletes seem to be swimming faster. It's because the pool is shorter.


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215,471 Every month when I was a teen, my dad would open the cell phone bill and wonder why everyone else in the family used so little data and I used so much. I told him it was because I was watching Netflix on my phone and the WiFi didn't extend to my room.

The part about the wifi was true. The Netflix wasn't. It was pornhub. I was jacking off.

Sorry Dad. Thanks for the unlimited data growing up.


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215,470 I wish I had a place to go so I may yell as loud as I need to. Where no one can hear me, with no judgement & no worry coming from anyone. They might think something terrible is happening, when in truth there is but it's all emotional.


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215,469 It's very hard to say to hopeful, excited people, that something is definitely not going to work.


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215,468 The best compliment I ever received went something like this:
“You’re beautiful but your spirit is king.”
Yeah, I miss you Tesoro.


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215,467 It's really annoying that food has calories.


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215,466 Any ideas on how to mess with someone that you really despise? So far, I’ve posted Craigslist ads for items with his phone number. I’m hoping he gets a lot of unsolicited calls. Anything I’m missing?
Oh, and I’ll ignore any “be the better person” jargon, or get over it. No. I won’t. I’m not. Nothing can change my mind or sway me to see him as anyone deserving of anything kind or nice.


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215,465 This is the last time I will ever request direct communication.


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215,464 If my Mother in law took better care of herself, my husband wouldn’t be so afraid of his wife & kids don’t turn into blobs like her.
And we’re active, all of us are skinny (except him, he looks like he’s eight months pregnant). So when I’m exhausted from chasing the kids all day and he suggests that I work out I just want to strangle him.
I literally weigh less than I did in my 20’s because I’m more physically active than then.
Me: 5 foot 3, 115 lbs
My mother in law: morbidly obese according to her doctor. And her husband has diabetes. They can’t stop killing themselves with food and laziness and my husband is taking out his anger and sorrow about it on us because they are over 2000 miles away.

Your mom is fat. I am not. Please focus your anger correctly before I leave you.



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215,463 338 am mon morning eastern standard time. It’s quiet and I swear I heard your voice. I was wondering if you were in trouble. It has been some time since last we spoke.


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215,461 #215,458 - I know I created two phrases, "pitch a tent" and "rapid response," that are now out there.  I can't prove I did it, but like you I never heard the phrases before, I came up with them on the spur of the moment, and now I see them everywhere.

Both were in the early ྖs.  In about 1991 was a college freshman at a party, and I was talking to three other guys.  My buddy said something about a girl he just started seeing, and I responded something like, "It doesn't matter who a girl is, you'll pitch a tent for anybody."  It just came to my head, my friends looked at me for a second, the image hit them all at once, and they all laughed.

"Rapid response" is a slogan I see for businesses now.  It was 1990 and my boss got a new work truck.  He said he wanted to put "fast response" on the side.  I thought about it for a second and said, "Rapid response sounds better, the R alliterates."

So there I am... and it's all been rainbows and unicorns for me since!  Thanks for the secret!


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215,458 Several years ago I posted, depressed, going through stuff. I think I coined the term rainbows and unicorns, on that day. I just did some googling and it said it was anonymously said a few years ago and they can't figure by whom. I do remember noticing the term out in public after I said it but I never did before that. Now it's almost like it's always been there.
My moment of fame and I can't prove it was me. Lol. Story of my life. Still cool though.


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215,457 I'm about to go deep kiss the woman I've been dating , and she has no idea my tongue was up a man's ass last night.


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215,456 All I really want to do is lay in bed, watch YouTube, and eat.


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215,455 When people ask what it's like not being married, I say "imagine laying naked , farting on your couch, and then going out at night and fucking multiple women!"
then they get jealous and say something about disease or "you'll be lonely when you're older", but every age group has single people .
remember that.


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215,454 You text people and the texts are all gossip. You invite people for dinner and all you do is gossip. You have group chats devoted to gossip. You probe me for new gossip constantly. I hate it. Please for the love of Christ find something to talk about besides other people's lives! It's none of your fucking business!


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215,453 I have a hard time just finding a woman to engage in a sexual relationship with. I don't know how to do it. But other people have no problem and they have complicated needs! Like costumes, whips and chains, fetishes,homosexual, bisexual, pansexual (I had to look that one up). How do  you find people to go along with this stuff? How do you even bring it up? I have a hard time asking for oral.


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215,451 I'm getting married to a woman, but I had sex with a crossdresser.  it's not something I'd want to do full time ,but it was fun . I'm going to now have to talk to my fiance about it.


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215,450 I take a med which leaves a constant bad taste in my mouth. I thought no problem. On Amazon I bought a multipack of three large tubs of chewing gum. Spearmint, peppermint, and sour.

My wife looked at the bounty and immediately took the spearmint saying she will keep it in her car.

My daughter was home from college. She took the peppermint and said she will keep it in her dorm room.

My high school son took the sour and put it in his room.

Meaning I went to the effort to buy all this gum for me, but I'm the one person who doesn't get any. People don't think of the consequences of their actions. They act for themselves and no one else. And the fact that it's family means I can't really say anything. Dad's are just supposed to go along with everything done to them.


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215,449 I secretly support Gay Pride Month because I'm secretly bi. I'm married but bi. Even my wife doesn't know.


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215,448 It’s a guilt-trip when you spend close to $30,000 on ivf only to get a few years into parenthood and realize you made the wrong choice.


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215,447 settling down is nice and all but i think i really miss dating


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215,446 Some days are easy. I wake up, I work, I watch a movie, and then I fall asleep. But some days aren’t that simple. Some days I can’t get you out of my head. Maybe a game we played will show up, a song we listened to, a thing we talked about. It takes a second, but I’ll remember that you’re gone, and I’m sharing this memory with nobody.

I hate you for leaving. I hate that you didn’t say goodbye. But I get it, and I think that’s what’s fucked up about it. I get why you did what you did.

I wish I could go back in time and sit in that six hour car ride again, from the city to the valley, and just spend the entire night catching up and shooting the shit. I wish I could go back even further to when every day you’d come over and we’d play video games until we either passed out or just quit out of exhaustion. But more than anything, I wish I could go back just a few months so I could give you a big fat hug.

I love you man, and I miss you dearly.


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215,445 I think I'm in love with someone who will never want me that way. I'd wait for him forever if there's a chance he might choose me one day.
I asked him once. I've already been rejected. I have tried.
I think he is the best human.
My heart will break when I see him finally date someone.


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215,444 I have a crush on my iFit trainer


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215,443 I’m supposed to move in 5 days across country to join my future spouse and 75% of my house is not packed. I feel so overwhelmed and can’t seem to get the energy to finish. I have no clue how to start. There is so much stuff.

My future spouse is flying down in 4 days so we can load a Uhaul to move the following day and he has no clue the house isn’t packed.

What is wrong with me?!?!?




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215,442 Only my closest friends know I'm bi. Even less know I'm pan. Far fewer know how I'm so very naughty.

I wish I could openly celebrate pride. I'm pretty sure its because I don't want to deal with the family on it. They pick on and tease me about everything already. I don't need to give them anything further.

What, only able to be open once they pass? I wish I could dress the way I want, all super cute in some rainbow something or another, and go to a parade.

30's F


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215,440 From looking at the family cell phone records, I can see my kid is streaming hundreds of megs of data during school hours. He thinks I'm a fool. He's obviously watching Netflix while in class. Kids today think they are clever. They forget parents built all this technology and still know a thing or two. Grounded he is.


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215,439 I have a fiancee, but a very sexy cross dresser wants to mess around. I'm gonna do it , and if I like it, I'm calling off the marriage.


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215,438 You knew that it was my arm and not his. You say that you don’t blame me for a thing; but your hands went to protect him as if Id ever hurt my son.

You’re the one who hurts our kids. You threw our oldest under the bus for your own purposes.


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215,437 When you are trying to sell an item online, don't post a thumb size picture of the item. Post a large picture. Do I really have to explain this?


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215,436 I work with a woman who is supposed to do admin tasks. I'll ask her something like, "Can you please make a copy of this document." Using a simple sentence usually works.

But if I say anything more complex like, "Can you please make 10 copies of this document and give one to everyone in the department," she'll respond with, "What? Can you repeat that?"

I am so damned tired of repeating things to her. Learn to listen! Jeez. She's a college grad. Just shows anyone can get a degree.


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215,435 Everyone knows me as a prude who would NEVER take nudes. But a nude photo of me is out there. I never thought my ex would show it to anyone. Then, I saw it on a website. I didn't believe it was me, so I clicked out of the website. Then, I realized it was me, and I tried to find the website again, but it was gone. I honestly have accepted it, and I honestly don't care, because I looked AMAZING in that photo. So yeah. If you want to see a naked photo of me in my teens, it's definitely out there.


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215,434 My ex from high school abused and raped me. 12 years later, I still have a poem he wrote and pictures he drew in my notebook. I still have pictures we took at the mall, at the prom, at the fair, even in front of the washington monument. Because yeah, he abused me, but like, we still had some good memories together, right? This is a secret because if I told anyone this, they would start to think I was lying about the abuse. Because why would I keep all that stuff if he really did it? But he fucking did. But sometimes I think about the good times. It's weird, I know.


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215,433 Jeffrey Toobin is back working at CNN after being caught masturbating in front of coworkers.

I think this tells us all we need to know about CNN.


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215,432 For the price I paid for these stupid glasses I should be able to see through walls. Fuck you, Luxottica.



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215,431 I hate when someone contradicts me on Facebook. Everyone else can read it and think I've made a mistake. You contradict me, I wait a few weeks so it's not obvious and then I defriend you.


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215,430 It’s weird how prostitutes start ghosting when they owe you money. “Why would a prostitute ever owe YOU money?” you might ask...

Your guess is as good as mine...


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215,428 I make way too many assumptions in life.


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215,427 Matt, you are so mean to me. Stop staying in this marriage just b/c you’re afraid of loosing money. The meaner you are, the more I want to hurt you.  I want out of your whole family. Your selfish mom had to speak to you until midnight her time while you let the kids run wild. She sucks. And is fat. And is the exact role model of what I want my kids to not turn into: teen parents.


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215,426 I’m so bored. Everything and everyone bores me to the 99th level of purgatory. I miss cocaine and long nights of fucking. I don’t miss the side effects and won’t be going back to the “white girl”, but I’m super bored.

Life is just boring .


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215,425 I spent my day helping three different people.  It was quite a bit of work. It wasn't for money or anything. It was to be a nice guy.

Then it turned out I needed a hand with something. I asked one of the three people if he could help for a few minutes. Nope. He was busy.  

You gotta love how that works.


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215,424 So you're telling me some of my coworkers are actually... nice? What's the catch? There's always a catch.


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215,423 Why do you keep coming back? You know damn well that I'm still in love with you.  But you're all wrong for me.


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215,422 I hate my neighbor's dog. The beast is vicious. I think it's only a matter of time until it hops the fence and kills me.


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215,421 My co-worker is pretty and she wears nice clothes, but............ her clothes are covered in cat hair. Gross. Big turn off.


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215,420 I help assemble things around her house like lawn chairs, a bike rack, an Ikea shelf. I do this on the off chance she will have sex with me. It hasn't happened yet but a guy can dream...


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215,419 I'm becoming more and more convinced that my Dick must be the best. I have good sex with women and then they fall in love with me.


It's a secret because I'd never say this out loud or in public.


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215,418 I will try to forgive the people who opposed me from the beginning, and assumed the worst about me from the start.

I'll fail, but I'll try!


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215,417 I have no idea what "Critical Race Theory" is. I see it in the headlines though. Just the latest buzz word the attention seeking pundits use to sound smart. I'm not fooled. That's why I don't bother to look it up. It will fade away soon enough.


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215,416 I have a friend who is so focused on the superficial. It took me a while to see it, but she only goes out on a date with a man if he’s rich. It doesn’t matter what he looks like. I was shocked when she told me that she fucked a really fat dude. I asked if that was something she was attracted to, really fat guys? She said no; he had money.
Money or not I have to be sexually attracted to a man to have sex with him. Probably why the number of sexual partners I have is under 10. I have to enjoy sex to participate. It took me this long to realize that there are a lot of people who don’t have to enjoy sex to have it. That blows my mind.


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215,415 I am going to focus on the ones that love and support me. Not the ones that try to bring me down. If a person can’t be there through the bad times with you, then they shouldn’t be with you during the good times.


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215,414 For Urology nurses and all nurses, when you see a penis do you compare it with your husbands or boyfriend dick in your head?
Do you ever touch one when its not required, and act like its needed for a medical procedure?



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215,412 Covid cases in Japan are down big time these last two weeks. Hmm. This smells fishy to me. The Olympics are about to start. Very few money-spending tourists will attend if Covid is out of control. But lo and behold, just in the nick of time the case load drops.

But how did this happen? Hardly anyone in Japan is vaccinated. Sure the cases in the USA are dropping because so many people are now vaccinate. Yet Japan never made vaccinations happen in their country, yet cases are going down?

Yep, smells very fishy to me.


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215,411 I don't get it.  I just don't understand.  When I was younger, I was ignored by women.  I wasn't a bad looking guy, either.  But when I gained 40 pounds as I got older, suddenly I was getting flirted with and fucked by hot women.  Like model-level hot even though I was fat.  I had a perfect 10 I had never met before pull me into a room at a party, rip my clothes off, and ride me bareback until I nutted into her.  Now that I've lost that weight and I'm actually back to being a lot better looking again, I get ignored by women.  All the flirting has stopped.  It's like I'm invisible.  Why is this happening??  I think I should get fat again.


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215,409 I used my cancer diagnosis to guilt a former girlfriend into having intercourse with me again. Kind of a shitty thing to do but I needed to physically connect with someone. She’s one of my favorite people so I’m glad we did it.


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215,408 How many people have you had sex with? Ballpark Guess.
I (male) am guessing 200


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215,407 My friends have told me that I am not strong enough to say no.  This time is different.


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215,406 My final stage of healing is going to tell people to fuck off. Not in an angry way, just in a very authentic way.


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215,405 I am beginning to fully let go now…..  There is nothing else I can do.  


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215,404 My son is the laziest person I've ever known. He doesn't do his homework. He does nothing but play video games. He's too lazy to form an actual sentence. He refused to clean his room. He leaves dirty dishes in his bed where the ants have a feast. He's too lazy to shower. I once threw out his old toothbrush and laid out a new one in the package for him, by a week later the new toothbrush was still in the package, meaning he hadn't brushed his teeth in a week.

He's a disaster. He's almost 18. As soon as his birthday arrives I'm telling him to move out, get a job, and go be a pig somewhere else.

On the plus side, I'm going to use the money I was for saving for his college to buy me a new car.


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215,403 I'll forgive my ex if he buys me a 12 pack of my favorite beer, a six pack of my mom's favorite beer, a six pack of my step dad's favorite beer, a six pack of my sister's favorite beer, and a six pack of my cousin's favorite soda. A little effort. That's all I want. I know you may be thinking "But Ashley, he doesn't know what all their favorite beers are." Yeah. Because he literally hasn't spent any time at all with my family.


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215,402 I am very mad at my ex. But if he bought me chicken tenders, large fries, and a medium milkshake from McDonalds right now, I would forgive him.


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215,401 My laptop gets way too hot for me to keep it on my lap. How could this escape the notice of the computer maker? Stupid product. I'll never buy this brand again.


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215,400 When my husband is paying the electric bill, you'd damn well better be sure that all unnecessary lights are turned off and all windows and doors are kept shut at all times so as to not kick on the air or heat. In the summer, the air has to be on 75 and in the winter the heat set at 66. UNLESS he's home and is too hot or cold - then it's cranked up to his comfort level. So when he's not home, the rest of us have to sweat or freeze.

When I'M paying the electric bill, he leaves doors wide open because he's "just running in/out and it will only be open for a minute" (they stay open until I finally close them). He doesn't care what the thermostat is set to, and the house is lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. I'm constantly turning lights off.

This afternoon, he went to get a beer out of the fridge. For some reason, he felt he needed to turn on two lights in the kitchen to do this, and left them on. I had to get up from the table where I was working to turn them off. Later, he turned on the hall light when he went to use the downstairs bathroom, then came out and laid on the couch. Again I had to get up. It's now 10:30 PM. I just went down to the basement to get something. Every. single. light. was on, from when he'd been down there doing his laundry. SEVEN lights have been on for ten and a half hours!!! Take a guess at whose turn it is to pay the electric bill?


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215,399 I hate people who mumble. Grow the fuck up and speak like an adult.


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215,398 I hate losing and I lose a lot!


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215,397 Am I the only one who thinks Kim Kardashian looks mega deformed with such a giant butt. Why would anyone think that is good looking?


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215,395 I did show some restraint when I was sleeping with your wife, she wanted to lick my ass but I stopped her. Yes, I do have some morals left, not many but there is a line somewhere.


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215,394 Nobody gets out alive


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215,393 Life will flash before my eyes
So scattered almost
I want to touch the other side
And no one thinks they are to blame
Why can't we see
That when we bleed we bleed the same


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215,392 This is the most horrifying bad cop video I have ever seen. The cop just doesn't get what he did so very wrong.

Please watch the video. It's short and shocking. Then please call his department to say he should be fired and arrested.

(501) 618-8000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3SEFddAKlY


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215,390 Bunch of us were standing around at work talking about the daily covid-19 numbers for our state. The number of people hospitalized fell by 50, but deaths went up by 20. Or something like that.

One woman in marketing asked why the hospitalization numbers go up some days and down other days, but deaths only go up.

Some co-workers nodded along with her question.

That showed me the dividing line between the smart workers and the moron workers.



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215,389 Is it more insulting for someone to tell you that you’re bad in bed or that they don’t remember how you are in bed?


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215,388 Hey everyone, it's called a water heater. Not a hot water heater.


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215,387 For the first time since February I just wished at 11:11 for something other than someday getting to sleep with you.

This time, I instead wished that the novel I'm writing gets published.

Two thoughts on this:
a- it's sad that it's more realistic that I'll accomplish something I'm statistically unlikely to do than get shagged by a guy I like

b- I like to think this means I'm getting over you


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215,386 Die.




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215,385 My town just passed an new ordinance saying elected officials cannot drink alcohol during public meetings. Welcome to the deep south.


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215,384 If you know me you wouldn’t know this…. I can’t stand losing. Makes my stomach turn. Outwardly I take my loses with grace, but life has been handing me some bags of crap recently and it’s starting to really piss me off.


This is good, because nothing motivates me more than anger. My secret: Anger is my biggest motivation factor and the cause of most of my success in life.


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215,382 I can't stand those teaser promos on TV! They show you just enough to give you an idea of what's happening, and somehow manage to ruin the entire story without actually providing any useful information!

If they want me to give a shit, they probably better let me know what the plot is.


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215,381 Why do people post what they are having for dinner each night? Do they believe they are celebrities and we are all thrilled to know every detail about their daily lives? Cause you know what, I don't want to know what you had for dinner. Please stop being so self centered.


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215,380 Just posting here because there is no chance this person reads here. I’m over him. It took forever. Years. I loved him with all my heart. He loved vodka.


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215,379 I'm convinced that when a woman wears a short skirt in a public setting where she will be sitting down, she wants men to see her panties.


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215,377 Every even integer can be written as the sum of two primes. I never knew this. I think it's cool. The universe is amazing in how everything fits together.


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215,376 My husband thinks you get salmonella poisoning from salmon. LOL.


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215,375 If I ever get the full story, I'll care again.


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215,374 My kids cheat on their school tests. I let them. You need every advantage in life.


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215,373 I started dating a girl about a month ago.  I'm really into her however she is more experienced than I am sexually.  I am pretty novice.  Not a virgin but only ever with my highschoool gf and we kept things pretty vanilla.  Anyway last night me and my gf were out for a walk and we stopped at a park and we were making out for a while.  And she just gave me a handjob right there on the park bench.  Is this normal???? Is this a thing most girls do?  The park is pretty secluded and it was late so it wasn't THAT risky but still...pretty wild for me. My old gf never ever would have done that. Not sure what to make of it and if its a bad thing or good thing.  I mean it was fun and I liked it obvously. She sacrificed one of her socks for cleanup which was funny.  I guess I'm just nervous because its new. Do girls do stuff like this or is that a bit extreme?

m/19


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215,372 I am the dude with the roommate ( see secret 215,235)

It's been 2 weeks.  That's all it took. I am in love with her. Completely, immeasurably, irrevocably, in love with her.

What a time...


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215,371 I'm so ugly that girls delete their social media accounts when I send them friend requests.


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215,369 Our house is for sale. It's worth at least $470K. We've already put almost $5,000 into it in the last month alone to make it look it's best for the market. But everyone who comes through nit picks. The driveway has a crack in it. They don't like the backsplash in the kitchen. They don't like the paint in the master bedroom.

TF is wrong with you idiots? Make a lower offer so you can buy the house and make the cosmetic changes you want. We would probably accept under the asking price. Here's a secret: this isn't fucking Pottery Barn, so good luck finding a house that's magazine perfect already and you don't have to do anything to.

At the same time, if these are your complaints, I just assume you can't afford my house anyway. Thank you, next.


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215,368 Matt, if you continue to listen through my phone. I will absolutely leave you. I was having a great day and planned a fun day; but now you’ve blown it by your dumb eavesdropping.

Now I’m just gonna fuck off the rest of the day.

Every time I see your eavesdropping calls; I’m gonna call it a day and whatever I want for me.

If you want the kids to have fun days without and angry mom, stop the fucking eavesdropping calls.


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215,367 I had the "rapid" Covid test this morning. The results are supposed to be posted within 30 minutes. By three hours after the test there was still nothing. I called. They said they only post positive results. If it's negative they post nothing. I asked if this was a good plan. Because you have all these people who are waiting for results and are getting no indication of anything. Don't we deserve to get official word that we are negative? They said the negative results usually get posted by 48 hours. I reminded them it's called the "rapid" Covid test. They didn't seem to understand my point.

How lame though. This is the great system they have in place after 15 months of Covid. If you are negative they don't tell you anything. No wonder why Covid got so out of control. We have been in the hands of idiots.



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215,366 I thought we might owe each other everything.

Then I thought maybe you'd give a little, on something.

But now I see that we owe each other nothing.


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215,365 You come into my house and the first thing you do is complain the air conditioning isn't cool enough for you. You say it like I should jump at your command and make the temperature to your liking.

I have better idea. Get the fuck out of my house.


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215,364 Little rodent stranger kid had to cough so he turned towards me a foot from my face and did his cough. Fucking little urchin. I hate kids. There's a pandemic and he coughs right in my face. Fucking asshole kid.


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215,363 She freaked out because her brother died. She divorced me. I was never understanding why her brother dying meant she had to divorce me. But whatever. Now she says she made a mistake and wants to be married again. There was a time I would have been so happy to hear those words. But I find I no longer trust her. She's not a responsible person. I can not put my heart in her hands anymore. I am turning down her offer. I feel like I have grown as a person.


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215,362 There are multiple people who I stay linked to on LinkedIn in hopes that someone making a hiring decision will ask me about them and I'll have the opportunity to say "yeah, he's a jerk. Don't hire him."


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215,361 I’ve reached a point where I no longer dream of sex. I dream of being in a loving embrace, and enjoying the closeness. Wow, sad state my life has become.


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215,360 They were just playing with my heart for their own purposes.


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215,359 I hate the fact that after a woman falls for me I start losing interest. Then I Chase another woman.


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215,358 There’s something inexplicably beautiful and ironic that in Italian the word for grandpa is “Nono.” I miss mine, never met the Italian one on my father’s side, but I miss the English one on my mother’s side. He was a bit of a father figure to me growing up. He had a sense of humor I didn’t really appreciate as a kid. The only time he ever told me he loved me in the 31 years I knew him was the day his best friend died. It was as we were hanging up the phone, I caught his voice choke up. I was ready to fly home right then just to hug him, I wish I did. I’m sorry grandpa, I miss you. It’s the anniversary of D-day, I always think of you today.

At least your with your parents, sister and Nana. I love you.


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215,357 I thought I loved her more than alcohol.. but I dont think I'll ever change that much


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215,356 I've probably mentioned this before...I had an unlikely interaction with Kurt Cobain before he was really famous. He was editing a video for Nirvana in a studio at the Evergreen State College (where the riot grrrl movement had it's humble origins supposedly) I was on a college visit during break and no one was there. Just me and a lot of trees and some buildings. I eventually made my way to the campus production studio. I casually thrust open the heavy studio door and there were 2/3 of Nirvana starring up at me.
They weren't supposed to be there since no one in the band was enrolled at TESC. I'll never forget the look in their eyes. I could have been the town sherif in that moment. I was just some kid from the midwest. I apologized and closed the door.
It's weird to see videos of Kurt where you see that same wtf expression. I wish for a different outcome in the same way I wish the Titanic didn't hit the iceberg. It's so hard to understand. I try to understand it. I go to stores and I see kids wearing Nirvana tee shirts and it brings me right back to a place where I don't understand anything and then I forget it after a while.


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215,355 You’re just as cowardly as Tim.

Can’t even admit to turning up the volume??? You have serious fucking issues.

I want out of this fucking weird friendship you have with your dad. He’s your best friend. Go be with him and leave us the fuck alone.


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215,354 A long time ago, when I was young and innocent, a girl told me a story.

She had been a close friend of mine for many years. She was dating my best friend. She told me that he had forced her to have an Abortion.

My heart broke for my friend. All I remember is her hands, the IHOP. Somehow the pity became love? I'm not sure. They were 'broken up' and I let my code of honor fail me. I comforted her, and before long she had given my the first oral sex of my life. Incidentally, her mouth was too small, she bit my dick, and I bled.

The 'relationship' was brief and mostly horrible. She went back to her boyfriend, of course. I stayed on as the side-man. She assured me that she would leave him. Eventually, I pressed the issue and she did.

Finally she was mine! Or so I thought. She convinced me to go to college. I got myself into a shape that she and her family could accept. I made some decent effort. She fucked everyone in the world during that time. Literally dozens of guys. Cheated on me at every possible turn. I figured it out, using simple micro-expression analysis. There was 'something off' about her face. Eventually she fessed up. I convinced her to write a list of everyone she'd every slept with, special notation for virginities she'd taken. I played it off, took the note, and then left it along with a signed apology on the front door of my former best friend. It was important to me that he know that while I had been weak, and had failed as a friend, it was also part of a larger pattern.

I broke up with her. Tried to move on. It didn't go well. I became depressed. Nobody had ever mistreated me that way before. I tried to wander around the places she had been, to make myself care. I even had a conversation with a friend of hers, just to learn what her secret life had been like.

Did I ever Love her? Probably not really. She was a wounded bird, and then a person who had wronged me. I don't know if somewhere in there while she was fucking the guy in our Ceramic's class on the side, making a fool of me every day, if I really fell for her. It wouldn't matter anyway.

*Supposedly* I was the first guy to make her come from oral sex. It took a while, but she definitely got somewhere at the end. She told me she used to masturbate with the hard nose of her teddy bear. I always suspected she was molested by a very close male relative, but at 17-18 was too young to know how to ask that question correctly. Years later, some guy told me that he had dated her, and she was hung up on someone who sounded suspiciously like me.

After the end, she came over to my apartment one time. I, knowing nothing yet of the world, foolishly decided to bed her. Again a fool of tender years, I put my mouth where I should not have. Something was off, but I didn't really yet know what. It was wrong, and felt unpleasantly slick.

At that time in my life, I had never put the 'cart before the horse' so to speak, and didn't know that's what a semen filled vagina felt like against the tongue. It would be years before I knew what she had done.

------

The only way I can keep my sanity, and my life, after being treated like that, is to have absolute power over my romantic and sexual life. Fortunately I found a submissive partner, or I would've killed myself over it.  

Keep your purse dog and your pet boys. You'll find out how it works soon enough.


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215,353 Love is our highest calling!


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215,352 I've had a shit load of spaghetti. Now I'm going to order pizza. If only I had some wine to go with it. I am NOT making healthy choices tonight!! Thousands and thousands of calories tonight. This is horrible.


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215,351 I'm interpreting the signal you're sending as 'Don't wait around she has moved on'.


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215,350 I can hear the woman in the apartment next door snoring. I need to move. I wanted my own apartment but it’s not enough. I want my own house. I think eventually I’ll need my own island.


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215,349 My husband gets his hair cut by a QAnon cultist. I think he likes it that way.


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215,348 I sure that my kids school requires the vaccine - the neighbors across the street DEFINITELY aren’t going to vaccinate their kids and to be honest; I’m thrilled at the idea that these future date rapists won’t be in class with my kids.

Good Riddens to all of you!!!


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215,347 When you asked me if I ever wondered what our life would have been like if we got married 20 years ago my heart stopped. It’s like I had been dunked in iced water.

Because that means you’ve been thinking about it. All these years I thought it was just me who wished for more. Who was playing the game “what might have been?” Sometimes I thought, by the way you seem to cherish my entire being, that you maybe felt the same but I wrote it off as good sex.

On one hand, I’m thrilled it wasn’t all in my head but on the other hand.... how fucking tragic. We could have have wonderful life together. What a fucking waste.




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215,346 High School seems so lame these days. When I was in school we learned to derive equations and then use them. Now kids are handed equations to memorize. They don’t actually understand the equation. They just plug in numbers and spit out an answer. That only works if there is nothing unusual in the problem. But as soon as a new wrinkle is introduced the students don’t know enough to modify the equation. It’s a BS way to teach math and science. Students are ill equipped to deal with real world problems. No wonder why we are falling behind.


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215,345 I yell at people who make dumb mistakes. I don't mean it in a malicious way. I'm just acting the part of a gruff old boss. A minute after I yell I'll ask you to lunch and we'll have some good laughs. Sorry I yelled though.


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215,344 I don't like people who got covid. I view you as irresponsible and not caring enough to do the right thing. I have no patience for people like you.


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215,343 Don’t you hate it when you are having a private conversation and all the sudden Alexa or Siri pitch in .. seriously Alexa and Siri mind your own business, I wasn’t talking to you .


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215,342 Look, babe, you told me it was over, and to go away.  I went away, as per your wishes.  Behold me gone away, as I have been at no contact with you for three years.  Then I ran into you at a social event and you wanted to talk to me, but I'm over you and just wanted you to go away.  Don't blame me if you've missed me.


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215,341 My kids asked me to go into my ex wife’s home. They wanted me to see the squalor. I was shocked. She was a hoarder when we were married. I kept her somewhat in check. Now without me in her life she is out of control. I’m not sure what to do. My children should not have to live like that when they stay there. I think I have to get a lawyer involved again and apply for full custody.


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215,340 Can someone please tell my husband that he looks 8 months pregnant? He orders half a pizza his way so that he doesn’t have to share it.

Yup. Half for him, half for the other 4 of us. Needless to say, I don’t get to eat much pizza. But when he’s gone —- we have so much fun!!!!


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215,338 Time to detach from feelings that weren't supposed to happen.


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215,337 He went out and bought 12 bottles of hard liquor —- whiskey, rye, bourbon, and vodka. This is a month’s supply. When will he see he has a problem?????????


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215,336 My wife's butt is saggy. It looks terrible from behind. To make it worse she wears tight leggings. I don't think she realizes how bad she looks back there.


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215,335 I laugh that all the people getting sick now are the unvaccinated ones. Keep it up anti-vaxxers. I don't care a bit. Get sick and die assholes.


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215,334 I spent three hours hanging out last night with my former wife. At the end of the evening she said, “It’s getting late. Why don’t we go upstairs and climb in bed.”

I was ecstatic. But then I realized she was talking to her dog.


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215,333 I wasn't trying to be a creep, I really thought I was getting positive signals.

I'll be more careful in the future.


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215,332 The girl who brags about sex isn't nearly as kinky as the quiet bitch in the corner who doesn't join in the conversation about sex. Trust me, I am that quiet bitch and my ex told me to seek therapy for my fetish. (no it's not a rape fantasy or anything). Anyway, you bitches are all talk. Not gonna say what it is because hackers.


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215,331 I haz a dream...One day, somebody will bomb me with all the jokes and questionable content that would get me IP banned from this site again. It’s not much, but it’s my dream


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215,330 Recommend songs for me to listen to while I go on my walk:


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215,329 Why can't I accept that a lack of response qualifies as a rejection?


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215,328 I have a lump in my left breast. Went to my doc, she's concerned. I have a mammogram scheduled for the 25th...22 days from now was the soonest they can see me. I'm worried but can't talk to anyone about it because I don't actually know if it's something to worry about. 22 days feels like a long time to try and remain calm.


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215,327 A year ago my dryer was busted. It wasn’t drying the clothes very well. I bought a new one. Now it’s broken too. I thought this was typical of cheap American crappy products...

Then my girlfriend showed me how how you have to clean out the lint trap....

Oops. My bad. I think a year ago I threw out a perfectly good dryer.


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215,326 Started dating a woman. At first I found her jaded attitude amusing. But after going out a few times I realiized all she ever does is complain and put everyone down. I made the grown up decision not to sleep with her, even though she offered. I never called her again. Ladies, a little edgy is good, but not 100% of the time IMO.


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215,325 I hate when someone uses the phrase “baby daddy”.


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215,324 I walked up to the drive up window at the pharmacy. They refused to fill my prescription. They said the drive up option was only for people in cars. They insisted I come in the store. This annoyed me. I’m not forcing my beliefs on anyone when it comes to wearing masks and getting vaccinated. But here is a drugstore deciding the pandemic is over and I have to shop inside. That just isn’t right nor fair.


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215,323 I hate lesbians who try to get me to come out of the closet when I have a boyfriend.Yes, I'm bisexual, but that's really none of your business. Just because you cheated on your boyfriend before you came out doesn't mean I'm doing the same thing. It's 2021. No adult who lives by themselves is pretending to be straight. Most of the (adult) alphabet mafia have pretty much told their homophobic parents and bosses to go fuck themselves, and there's no real reason to hide it anymore. So happy pride month, bitch. My boyfriend is celebrating with me. I would celebrate with you guys too, but you're too busy gossiping about me and a close friend of mine, who is just that - a friend. (btw anyone who says straight people don't belong at pride are douchebags). Also, the reason for me dressing tomboyish is because I like it, not because I like girls.


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215,322 Motivate me to get up and do the shit I'm supposed to be doing. I'm so stuck!


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215,321 "She has a heart of gold". Ummm you spelled "cold" wrong.


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215,320 Trying to listen to my therapy session? So fucked up. You are the worst parts of both your parents. And you’re about as big as I was at 8 months pregnant.


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215,319 Do men even like boobs anymore? Every time I look on pornhub all I see are girls with giant butts and very small boobs. Do all porn stars have to get a breast reduction now?


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215,318 What is the biggest amount of money someone gifted you? I had a woman give me $5000 once.


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215,317 I bullshitted and it caught up to me. I was commissioned to write a really easy travel piece for $330. I needed the money. I've been dealing with a lot of shit and my depression has been raging. But even before then, I struggled to meet deadlines and get shit in on time. And this is one of the worst consequences I've ever had of this. I missed the deadline. Sent in a BS excuse and said I'd have it in the next day. That was supposed to be today, but I still hadn't gotten to it. They emailed me and let me know they canceled the commission b/c they run a tight schedule. Fair enough. Kind of sobering. Really bummed. Embarrassed. Feeling unprofessional and very deserving of this circumstance.

Sigh. Almost 28. Opportunities fall in my lap and I'm still doing dumb shit.


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215,316 There's nothing I can do but get on with my life.


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215,315 I think stretch marks on a woman are hot. And before you come at me, this has nothing to do with feminism, or body positivity. I genuinely think they are hot. Please wear a bikini. I'm looking. I'm trying not to ogle.


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215,314 I always thought I wanted to be alone, so I pushed everyone away. I mean, everyone, except one person who wouldn’t let me. Despite my best effort, we were destined to stay friends, so I didn’t fight it.

Well, that friend is no longer here on earth anymore, and I have no one. I’ve tried reaching out, try to repair old burnt bridges, but I dug myself in far too deep of a hole. Even if someone were to lend out a helping hand, I don’t know if I could reach up and grab it. I’ve been down here for so long now.

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself being alone isn’t the answer to my problem. To try something else.

I’ll salvage what I can with my remaining years, but I’ll never forgive my younger self for burying me in the hole I find myself in now.


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215,313 Call me crazy, but yes, I DO think you should be giving your partner constant validation. Yes you should tell them how good they look, what a good job they did, what a good meal they cooked, what you love about their personality, and how much you liked the thing they did during sex, on a regular basis. And it goes both ways. If not, they might actually start to wonder if you like them still.


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215,312 You dumped your girlfriend because you found out she waxes her mustache. Then, you asked me out. I wax mine too. You think it's like an abnormal thing but nearly half of all women do this. No girl is going to go out with you now since you're so ignorant and judgemental. You know nothing about women, dude.


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215,311 You have no idea how much I tried not to laugh when you were tying to let me down easily while firing me. "i still think you're a great person and I wish you well at your next job  this wasn't an easy decision to make BLAH BLAH BLAH". Honey, I got paid starvation wages. I was severely bullied and emotionally abused by my coworkers. You probably thought I would break down and cry when you fired me, but how could I? I've been crying throughout my entire time working here.


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215,310 Some people want to have deep conversations so they can figure out your insecurities so they can use them against you later on. Careful out there, folks. I'm not saying all. But enough.


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215,309 Once a week is just not often enough for me.


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215,308 I offered my ex-wife half a million dollars if she comes back to me. I'm probably being an idiot.


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215,307 Too weird for the normies, too normal for the weirdos. Guess I don't fit in anywhere.


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215,306 I find the women i have been with really, really like this technique when having sex.  I slowly slip the head of my penis in the opening and slightly push in a pull out at the entrance, then  after 5 or  6 short strokes, i start slowly pushing my penis in all the way, then i will grind on her clit, makes them cum every time.
Do any of you women like this technique?


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215,304 I took a stool sample test today. I have to do this three days in a row. The joys of getting older.


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215,303 If my car dies I’m sunk. I have no money or income. No way I can buy a new one. I’m going to be one of those odd adults who rides a bike and mutters to himself.


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215,302 Tim is horrible.

Maybe you’ll be a better person when he’s dead.

Of if you actually stand up to him.

You are the last person lying to him you know.


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215,300 Unless she needs me for something, I'm going to focus on myself for a while.


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215,299 I feel like people are always trying to catch me in a lie that I'm not telling. Leave me alone. I'm not a liar.


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215,298 You don't have erectile dysfunction. I'm just ugly. You don't have to lie. Just break up with me.


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215,297 So you were waiting for me and my boyfriend to break up to make your move? And then when I said no, you told me I led you on for ten years. Really? I told you very clearly I didn't like you that way. Psycho.


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215,294 I love my wife, I really do, we’re both good looking and reasonably successful but I’m also so fucking bored, I truly wish I could find someone in a similar situation who just needs an occasional FB ~


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215,293 I'm watching the news and they are going on about the end of the pandemic. Boy, are they gonna look foolish when it turns around and hits us twice as hard. Bet on it.


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215,292 My husband is easily a 10/10, and I am not attracted to him :(


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215,291 You strung me along for years. And for what?  Do not ever contact me again. For any reason. I am  DONE.  


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215,289 Great Grand father was told he got parkinsons from drinking whisky.
Grand father was told he got parkinsons from drinking whisky.
Dad doesn't drink, has parkinsons.
I'm drinking whiskey....


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215,288 Something about someone who was in/or about to join the Marines makes me wild.  MI love that uniform. My best friend's brother has been flirting with me for years...and I never returned his advances because I had a boyfriend. Then two years later, he turned his life around and...enlisted himself. Now that he about to join the Marines, I want to jump on him so bas, he looks so good since he started going to the gym omg I'm horrible arent I? Time to ask bae to pull out his cammies...at least he's down. Why am I like this?! Military kinks are awful


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215,287 My G spot is in my foot. All I have to do is massage my foot and I can have multiple orgasms!


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215,286 I seriously think if some of these selfie bitches got a scar on their face, they would kill themselves.


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215,285 I'm so skinny!


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215,284 I will succeed. I will not fail. I will conquer the fear. You’re either with me or against me.


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215,283 It's currently midnight.

You guys have been here since four in the afternoon.

Please leave. We really like you all, but please, we want to go to bed, and we're tired of entertaining.

Please leave. You've overstayed your welcome.


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215,282 It’s so much easier without you here.

The kids are happier, calmer, and getting consistent messages.

Please leave. You’re ruining everything and making it so much harder.


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215,281 You only get 30 chances with me. After that, I'm DONE.


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215,280 You're really trying to come back, huh? YOU were the one who broke up with me just so you could act like a ho. You can either act like a ho, or come back to me. You don't get to do both. Make a fucking decision and stick with it. You only get a certain amount of chances.


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215,279 It amazes me how ignorant people can be. And the fact that they CHOOSE to be ignorant so they can be prejudice against a group of people. It honestly makes me so angry.


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215,278 My wife ruins everything. She is the most difficult person I’ve ever known. We drove to Disney World. Beforehand we discussed at great length how we would share the driving. But once the trip started she refused to take her turn driving. She forced me to do the entire 24 hours of driving. By the time we arrived I was exhausted and disgusted with her behavior. This is how it always goes with her. She is dishonest and devious. Biggest mistake of my life marrying her.


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215,277 Pooping can be so satisfying. It’s like an orgasmic afterglow.


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215,276 Every time we have one of these 'holidays' I wish I could apologize to my father. We had a 'holiday' but my father had to do MORE work and spend MORE money on nothing. Did he ever get a day where he could be left alone and be at peace? No.
Sorry, Dad.


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215,275 Being a native speaker of English rocks.  In a world where English is treated as the de facto global language, it's like having won the linguistic lottery.  If I weren't a native speaker of English myself, I think I'd be envious of those who were.


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215,274 18 years and all he has to say is that he had to force himself to care about me and the kids. A genuine piece of shit who used me. I’d ask why but i know why. He cant take care of himself so he let me believe i mattered for 18 years so I’d take care of him. I loved a shell. It explains so much but it still hurts.


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215,273 A black woman in Detroit received a ticket from three white cops because a Karen neighbor said the black woman was talking too loud on her cell phone while walking on the sidewalk near her house.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DETROIT COPS? What is your mother fucking problem? You and your cronies are the problem in this world. You give a black woman a ticket for talking on her phone - like white women never talk on their phone???? You're just fucking dipshit assholes.

https://www.facebook.com/diamond
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215,272 I know a couple. Ten days ago they went out to dinner. A day later they started feeling sick. Like really bad sick with "stuff coming out both ends." They decided they had food poisoning. The sickness continued day after day. Seemed too long for simple food poisoning. They had been working on their house. They decided it must be due to the construction dust. They bought a heavy duty shop vac and cleaned everything. The sickness is still going on...

Uhhhmmm, hello. You have Covid. They haven't admitted this to themselves yet and no one is brave enough to suggest it. People are so weird. Denial is not your friend. You have Covid. Get tested and stop going out shopping for vacuum cleaners!!


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215,271 Did you ever get a paternity test for your youngest child? I would especially after your wife got caught cheating on you multiple times. Everyone notices that she doesn't look like your other kids


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215,270 My wife is selfish. She will never do what the kids and I want. It's always about what she wants.


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215,269 The pandemic is coming to an end but I am far from okay. I cry at everything. I was watching a baseball game on tv and a batter was hit by a pitch. I started crying. What the hell? I’m in a bad way.


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215,267 I want to have a friend. I want to talk to someone. I'm so tired of being alone.


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215,266 There was a story in the news this week. A passenger on a plane slugged a stewardess in the face. I noticed that several media outlets covering the story pointed out that a black passenger intervened and and saved the stewardess from further harm.

I question though why the media thought to point out the intervening passenger was black. What does that have to do with the story? His skin color should be irrelevant. He helped the stewardess, that's what's important. So what was that? Some shocking disbelief that a black man could do something good?

I think this was a disappointing display of racism and it how the color of a man's skin is embedded in our thought process.


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215,265 When I’m in a meeting and the boss asks me a question, I’ll first say “Great question...” I think it feeds the boss’s ego and he’s more receptive to my answer.


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215,264 I wish my voice was deeper. As a guy it is much too high pitched. I sound like a girl.


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215,263 Here's a secret.

I hate living in the US. I feel like this entire country is filled with stupid, ugly, fat people with poor dress sense who have no desire to educate themselves and get off on being ignorant. "My feelings are just as important as your facts!" Um, no. I don't think capitalism works. I think Christianity is for suckers. I wake up every morning and hate everyone around me - my neighbors, my coworkers, my family.

I've thought often about leaving my husband because he wants to stay here. He says he doesn't feel like he needs to apologize for wanting to live in the country he was born in. I'm tempted to give him everything - the house, the second house, custody of our daughter - in exchange for him getting me a fake EU passport. I'll just disappear and go live somewhere that doesn't fill me with seething hatred every day.


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215,262 I have a crush on both Jake Tapper and Erin Burnett (CNN anchors).


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215,261 I am convinced that every father out there secretly wonders if their kid is really their's. It's just human nature.


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215,260 Other girls hate it when their boyfriend gets jealous. I fucking love it when I have him wrapped around my little finger. That being said, I never TRY to make him jealous, but when he is, it's fucking great. I would never try to take advantage of that though, and I'll always try to ease his worries. But still. lol


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215,259 If you're in the army, I assume you cheat on your wife with the army guys.


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215,258 Yet another story of an anti-vaxxer mocking the rest of us for getting the shot..... and then the anti-vaxxer died of Covid.

I'm not heartless. I'm not going to say anything mean. But do you see it yet anti-vaxxers?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/anti-vaxxer-sheriffs-deputy-dies-120803899.html


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215,257 I was completely aghast at the attacks on Asians. But if it turns out China did create the virus, then I am going to not care at all if an Asian gets beaten up.


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215,256 My kids don't visit when they are in town.

:(


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215,255 I have a urinary track infection. I think it has spread to my kidneys. They ache. I think my boyfriend gave it to me. I don't think his hygiene is good and I'm paying the price.


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215,254 I feel defeated.


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215,252 I had a threesome with the wrong boyfriend. I wish I did it with my current one. I'll never get that experience back...


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215,251 I'm petty. It's been two years since you did what you did, and I'm still mad at you. Now you want to get back together. I want to forgive you. But I'm afraid you will do it again.And the relationship will be quite toxic because of it.


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215,250 Being married has taught me to lie well.

On a secondary note. Thank you to the person who wrote a secret about 10 years ago about giving the self the fresh orange juice etc because they loved themselves more. It helped me so much create worth for myself by the small things in life. Thank you so much for your secret wisdom it really made a huge impact in my life. Thank you


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215,249 Being married has taught me to lie well.

On a secondary note. Thank you to the person who wrote a secret about 10 years ago about giving the self the fresh orange juice etc because they loved themselves more. It helped me so much create worth for myself by the small things in life. Thank you so much for your secret wisdom it really made a huge impact in my life. Thank you


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215,248 Don’t worry. The BIG guy didn’t care for Hungarians either.


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215,247 When I see a happy loving couple I get sad. I was in love once. She left. I want to feel love again but I'm not sure how to make it happen. Is there such a thing as falling in love when you are over 60?


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215,246 Fuck me like you hate me!


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215,245 When I'm at my thinest I can suck my own cock. I'm able to hunch over and get about an inch of my cock into my mouth. I then swirl my tongue around on the head and get excited enough to shoot cum into my own mouth. Yes, I swallow.


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215,244 I want to run away from my life. There is nothing here for me. I feel like I'm a good interesting productive person, but I am caught in this bog and am wasting away doing nothing. I want to go to someplace new with no connection to my past. I want to start over and commune with good people and live a little.


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215,243 Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night completely convinced there is a spider or some other bug crawling around inside my ear canal. I get all panicky and can't fall back to sleep. Miraculously though, in the morning the spider is gone.


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215,242 For some reason I bet this isn't about me at all.


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215,241 After my grandmother's funeral my cousin who I hadn't seen in about 10 years gave me a ride all the way back to the city. I asked if she wanted to come up and I'd order us some take-out. We ended up fucking. That was like 10 years ago and I haven't seen her again since. My grandmother would not have approved.


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215,240 Ghosting is extra cruel to people who have anxiety.


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215,239 Depression is creepy up on me and making me lazy. Yayyy


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215,238 When I was about 16 or so I walked in on my family having thanksgiving dinner, I made it a habit to avoid family gatherings but had to come home early owing to car problems, my much older brother immediately lunged at me, grabbed me by my throat he pinned me to to wall for all to see, I literally could not fucking breathe, as was passing out he released me and I just about collapsed, I immediately ran to my room once I gathered myself......to this very day I regret not driving a carving knife under his rib cage~ M55


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215,237 There’s a rather sizable part of me who hopes I failed that exam, good chance I failed anyway, at least I’d spared the follow up oral exam~


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215,236 On Monday I dropped my computer off with the repair guy. I hadn’t heard from him so today I called. Turns out he was delayed because he has corona virus. He tells me my computer is fixed though and I can come pick it up. Uhhhh, like what the fuck. I feel bad for him but no way I’ll going near his shop. Damn, I really needed my computer back. I think I’ll buy a new one rather than have any contact.


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215,235 New Update:

I am the masturbating roommate guy (214,904 if you need t get caught up).

I haven't posted an update in a few weeks. That's because it has been more of the same. Masturbation chicken as I have dubbed it. I didn't feel the need to keep posting about the same encounters and not getting anywhere.  That's not much of a secret....

Everyone here kept telling me to "just fuck her, she wants it". But it isn't and was never that simple to me.  She is my roommate first and foremost and my friend.  I'd like things to stay that way and sex tends to complicate things.  Plus what happenes if things get more serious?  Or worse what if they get super awkward. Maybe this whole attraction thing is just a product of being in lockdown.  Spend enough time with an attractive member of the opposite sex and things are bound to go somewhere.  Like I have mentioned before my roommate is extremely attractive. So I have been really careful in not rushing into things.  Plus the cat and mouse thing has been a lot of fun.  The anticipation of what will happen next is as thrilling as anything.

Now onto the update. Please note this will be like a 3 in 1 secret so it will be long winded.  I'll be as brief as possible but I think details are important so buckle up.

Since last time there have been a number of encounters.  Her catching me, me catching her.  I'll spare the details as they are not relevant this time but we got creative.  Still no sex and no real physical sexual contact (no oral or anything like that). There has been some kissing though.  Like neck and shoulder while we are both going at it. She also pressed her toy against me once to help me finish which was great. 10/10 would recommend.

Fast forward to last Friday.  Things took a jump. I came home from work and she was on the couch and was visiby upset and had tears in her eyes.  I aksed her what was wrong and she had a really horrible day at work.  Like really bad.  So I went to the fridge grabbed a couple of beers and we taked about it and she literaly cried on my shoulder. She actually fell asleep that way and just slept on my shoulder while I watched tv until I finally had to lay down.  We slept on the couch together .Nothing happened.  Just slept with my arms around her. We woke up pretty early and the morning and went to our seperate rooms.
Later that day she came and thanked me for last night and gave me a big hug. It was like a long and lingering hug. When we let go there was a shitload of eye contact and she smiled at me. I felt somehting a little bit different than before. Like it was about more than sex together...

Later that day I came out of my room as I was heading out and I "caught her again".  I had somewhere to be so I didn't really have time to get involved but I couldn't leave her hanging (I'm polite like that). She was in her bed using her toy so I walked over and leaned down and kissed her neck and her shoulders. She seemed to really like that so I just decided to go for it and I kissed her chest and then tits. Just soft kisses. I eased my way into it. That made her go wild. So I went for it a bit more. Licking and biting her nipples. She asked me to kiss her.  So we started making out. Hard. She told me she was cumming and I kissed her neck while she finished.  It was hot as fuck.  But I was actually running late now so I had to go. Like immediately after she finished.  Which sucked because this time it really felt like it was leading to something.

I came home way later that night and she was hanging out on the couch.  And she was looking amazing.  Like full hair, makeup, and sexy outfit. If you need a visual she always wears her hair up and it was down and styled.  She had a really tight fitting pair of black yoga shorts and a crop tpo sweater. I have never seen her dressed like that in a year of living together. I put my stuff away and asked her where she was.  She said nowhere just hanging out at home waiting for me. She stood up and walked over to me and pulled me in and started kissing me.  Like a deep passionate kiss. After a minute or two of making out and me mostly grabbing her ass she reached down and starting undoing my belt.  All I could thing was "holy fuck is this actually happening?!". I pulled at her shorts a bit but she stopped and said "not right now its your turn".  She brought me over to the couch and sat me down.  And that's when it happened.  She took an elastic off of her wrist and put he hair up. That's a universal sign that a dick is about to get sucked. She pulled my pants down and for the first time ever she touched my cock.  I mentioned in one of my other secrets, I think the first one, that I was happy I had a good dick day.  Well this was a great dick day.  Probably due to the build up earlier in the day.  Combine that with the anticipation of this moment and boom! Great dick day. Not that she hasn't already seen my dick several times but she was up close and personal with it and I like making a good first impression. The crazy thing is for like the first minute she never put her mouth anywhere near it.  She just talked to me while very slowly sliding her hand up and down.  It was wild.  She asked me how my day was and asked me if I missed her and if I liked kissing her that afternoon.  I said yes obviously.  She asked me if I liked kissing her tits and again I said yes.  She asked if I wanted to see them.  I nodded. She pulled her sweater over her head and that's when I realized she wasn't wearing a bra.  If it wasn't obvious to you already she planned this.  (I guess I'm a bit slow but it took me until then to realize it). She starting stroking me again and kissing my hips and lower stomach and thighs.  Then she took a really long look at it.  Like she was admiring it.  Which by the way is a huge turn on.  Then she put her mouth on it. And started giving me the most gentle and perfect blowjob.  Like nice and slow and teasing. She switched between sucking it and jerking it while kissing and licking the sides several times. Then she turned it on.  Like not quite full porn star but like 90% of the way there. She was looking up at me while jekring me off when I told her I was going to cum.  She just said "yeah" with a really sexy pouty face and voice.  She opened her mouth and took the first 2 or 3 shots with an open mouth and then sucked the rest out of me. Easily top 5 best orgasms of my life.  Like leg shaking, uncontrollable moaning, after its finished don't touch it, orgasm. I think she was genuinely shocked how hard I came and how much cum there was. I took her a few seconds to compose herself and get everything down.  I was a bit worried she was grossed out for a second but then she put my cock back in her mouth and cleaned up the rest and said "mm" and then gave my cock a little kiss.  So all good I guess!

After a few seconds of recovery I told her how amazing it was and leaned down and kissed her.  She hesitated and told me her mouth tasted like cum and I told her I wasn't too worried about it. Again it was like a really strong passionate kiss.  Like there was somehting behind it. "I need a beer".  So I went and got us each one while I did my pants back up. When I came around the corner from the kicthen she had her sweater back on but she pulled her shorts off.  I looked at her kind of funny and she said "sorry these are soaked".  Important to note that she also was not wearing panties under her shorts. I stared at her for a second and handed her her beer.  I cheers'd her for some fucking reason. We stood there looking at each other for a few seconds and I reiterated how amazing she was.  She told me she had been thinking about that all day.  I said "oh yeah" and she affirmed and said she had been thinking about it for a few weeks.  I said "really?" and she told me she wanted to suck my cock since the first time she caught me but was playing it safe because she wasn't sure what I wanted.  So basically it literally was a game of masturbation chicken that we were both playing waiting for the other to make a move.  Then she told me it was worth the wait and that I had a really nice penis.  I told her I was having a really good dick day and she asked me if that was "a real thing". I told her it definitely was and that I had set the bar too high.  Then she told me she hopes I have another good dick day if we ever fuck.  I asked her if she wanted me to fuck her.  She pulled me in for a kiss and then said "maybe, we'll see". Then she started to walk away.  Keep in mind she is completely naked from the waist down.  As she walked away I couldn't help but look at her ass.  "If you keep teasing me like that I might have to spank you".  Now I said that completely joking.  I don't know why I said it.  I don't spank people.  It was just like a weird nervous thing I blurted out.  She turned back and said "oh yeah?...you want to spank me?".  And then she, I assume also jokingly, leaned over the back of the couch and offered up her ass. Now she was standing there, on her tippy toes, bent over our couch with just a sweater on. I've mentioned before that she has a really nice ass but this was different.  I could see EVERYTHING.  Her ass, her perfect little pussy.  Her asshole...everything.  For whatever reason I couldn't really help myself and so I walked over and smacked her ass.  Like way harder than I had intended.  I was about to say sorry when she more or less looked back at me biting her lip and big doe eyes and let out a little mmmm.  So I put my hand back on her ass and squuezed it and smakced her again just a bit less hard.  Same thing.  Okay she likes being spanked.  I did it a few more times and then pulled her up to me from behind and started kissing her neck and shoulders.  I put my hands up her sweater and grabbed her boobs.  She turned her head around and we kissed for a bit. I started touching her pussy and I can confirm that she was, in fact, soaked. I pushed her back over the top of the couch and put my fingers in her from behind. I was fingering her for a while and because of the angle my thumb kept touching her ass.  I kept correcting it (because I'm polite like that) but my thumb was there and that's when she said "yeah like that".  So I pushed my thumb a bit harder and and she let out a big "yes".  Okay she likes having her ass touched.  I'm down.  I pulled her back up to me, lifted her sweater off and kissed her.  Then her neck, her ear, her shoulder, and all the way down her back.  I pushed her over the couch again and kneeled down behind her.  I was teasing her clit and I asked her what she wanted me to do.  She told me she wanted me to eat it.  I aksed her what she wanted me to eat. Now I expected her to say her pussy but what she said was "I want you to eat my ass".  FUCK!  Defintely was not expecting that.  Like at all.  But I am a gentleman and I have come this far so I did just that. Now if I'm being super honest I am not terribly experienced in this area. So I just started slow and did what I thought she liked based off of her reactions. Soft up and down with my whole tongue pressed flat seemed to be what she liked. Now I have no idea if she was anticipating this in anyway...but she was literally flawless down there. After a minute or so she turned back and looked at me and asked me if I liked it.  I pulled away and told her I fucking loved it.  She asked me if I wanted to make her cum and I said yes.  "Don't stop".  So I kept doing what I was doing.  She reached down between herself and the couch and starting rubbing her pussy.  I could hear how soaking wet she was.  I turned me on knowing she was so horny.  After another minute or so her legs starting shaking and she started moaning really loud. She turned back again and said "omg baby I'm so fucking close".  I pulled away again and asked if if she wanted to cum for me.  She said yes.  I started eating her ass again and then she said "OMG fuck my ass with your tongue".  So I did just that.  She came so fucking hard and loud. She screamed and I mean screamed "I'm cumming" so loud I have no doubt every other person in the building heard her. I lifted her off the ground with my face because her knees went out.  It was fucking awesome! After a bit i slowly pulled my tongue away and teased her with a few more small licks. She rolled over the back of the couch and onto it.  She just laid there ass naked breathing heavy.  I just leaned on the couch and looked at her.  So fucking sexy. I couldn't believe that just happened.  Like not just that it happened with my roommate but actually what we did. Like crazy stuff like eating ass and improptu bjs are usually been dating for a good amount of time activities (at least for me).  Keep in mind she's quite a bit younger than me.  But it was just really awesome and fun and it felt really easy and stress free.  I guess because we aren't a couple.  Does that make sense?

Anyway, I grabbed her beer and brought it to her and sat down in between her legs.  We just sat there for a few minures drinking our beers and relaxing. I kept taking in how beautiful she is and how sexy she looked.  She was literally perfect.  We spent most of the rest of the night drinking beers and chatting and she stayed naked for quite a while.  Eventually she put her sweater on.  We watched some Netflix and stayed up until early morning together.  It was great! Eventually she fell asleep.  I picked her up off the couch and carried her to bed.  I tucked her in and gave her a little kiss on the cheek.  As I went to leave she grabbed my arm and pulled me back to her and just said "stay". I got undressed and climbed into bed with her.  I spooned her and we both fell asleep.

I woke up in the morning in the exact positon we fell asleep in. I got up because I had to piss like you wouldnt believe.  When I came back I laid down in bed with her.  She said "good morning handsome" and kissed me. She got up to go to go to the bathroom.  She told me she was going pee and then she asked if she should make us some breakfast.  I said that sounded great. When she got back she asked me if there ws anything specific I wanted for breakfast.  She was standing in the doorway in just her sweater.  I got out of bed and walked over to her and started kisisng her.  I picked her up by her ass and walked backwards to the end of the bed and sat down with her on top of me.  We kissed for a long time. Like the way teenagers makeout when its all they can do. Like really deep, instense kissing.  She pulled her sweater off and pushed me back.  She went down on her knees and started blowing me again.  Just for a bit and then she said "perfect".  I looked down at her and said "whats that?". And she said "good dick day". She climbed up and stradldled me.  She grabbed my dick and teased it on her pussy and asked me if I wanted to fuck her.  In the least smooth move since I cheers'd her post bj I said, and I quote, "what about breakfast?"...the fuck is wrong with me? I have literally ZERO game. Lucky for me she didn't just get up and leave. Instead she said "I think it can wait". And slowly sat down on my cock. Now when this whole thing started and I imagined sex with her I would picture things like doggystyle hard sex, and fucking her hard missionary while she was masturbating and what happened was the exact opposite.  We had incredible, slow, soft, passionate sex. Like never more than a moderate pace. We took turns.  She would ride me for a while and then I would grab her ass and hips and drive myself up into her.  I had my hand on the back of her neck with my fingers in her hair pulling her face into mine to kiss me. Lots of eye contact.  Soft moans.  She said my name softly a few times.  It was romantic as fuck. Not the PornHub front page sex I had imagined but it was much better. She eventually took over and started riding the top half of my cock only.  Like really working the head. I couldn't believe how soft she felt.  Like she was really tight but it wasn't uncomfortable because she was so soft. It felt so amazing.  It didn't take long for me to get close.  I let her know I was about to cum and she slowed right down.  She told me not to cum and said she needed just a little bit longer.  She started to do this thing where she would move up my cock slowly and then down on it hard slamming herself into me. She asked me if I was going to cum in her pussy.  In those words. That sent me over the edge.  I didn't even say anything.  I just came right then.  She  knew I was cumming and said "fuck yes" and then drove herself into me a few times and she came too. It was glorious.  Like absolutely amazing. Like I am sitting at my desk completely rock hard just thinking about it. Like it wasn't the best sex I have ever had but there was just something about it that made it incredible.  Maybe all the tension and build up to that moment.  But also there was a lot of feelings involved.  Like I felt the moment. Like her and I were connecting on more than just a sexual level.  It was very intense and significant.

Afterwards she just laid on top of me for a while.  We kissed and rested and kissed again. I just stared at her.  I couldn't beleieve how this all came together and how amazing it was. After a while we finally got up.  I made her breakfast (because I am a gentleman) and we had breakfast beers (it was after 1pm).  We spent the rest of sunday hanging out and watching movies.  I ordered in some Thai food for supper. Pad Thai is her favorite.  We ate while watching the hockey game and having a few more beers. We went ot bed together gaian that night.  

It is now Friday of the following week and everyday after work her and I have just hung out and been together.  Just a whole lot of same thing. It's been nice. Really nice.  I have no idea where any of this is going.  We have had literally zero talks about it.  Just rolling with it I guess.  No need to change or rush anything.  Just having fun.  On Fridays she gets off work early and usually picks up/makes dinner.  She just texted me letting me know she picked up some beer and asked me if I wanted to eat when I got home.  I said "sure, whats for dinner?"  A few minutes later she texted me a close up picture of her pussy saying "how's this?".  I'm probbaly the luckiest human to ever walk the face of this planet. I can't wait to get home.

Anyway this will probably be my last secret for now. If anything changes/happens I'll post another update.  I haven't told anyone about her and I at all yet.  Probably going to keep it that way until I see where this goes. Sorry I made everything so long but like I said I think details are important.  Especially for context.  Thanks for all the advice! Really gave me the confidence to make things happen!!!




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215,234 My whole family are a bunch of assholes. There's no reason for me to have them in my life at all. Why should I live in a constant state of stress just because they like to make things complicated? Go fuck yourselves, all of you.


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215,233 I wish I knew her middle name.


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215,232 Today is likely to be very disappointing for me.


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215,231 Wow, you’re all over the snooping today. Hacking my friends  Instagram account, passcode checks, I’m sure that I’ll get a “Matt call” when I’m picking up our daughter. I tell her each time that it’s you spying on us.

Your fat mom taught you to be selfish and your fat dad taught you to be sneaky and dishonest.

If you actually came clean we could fix this family. But you are hell bent on fucking over your immediate family. You will lose us just like your dad lost every one. Your daughter already thinks pretty lowly of you. She EXPECTS you to let down and she knows that you say bad words about black people and her best friend at school is black. Yup - she’s gonna hate you/ know that you’re a fake “nice” person.

Your daughter does not believe in you and it’s only a matter of time before she stops loving you.

What did you think would happen when you threw her under the bus to protect the neighbor.

Thank goodness she has a therapist telling her how wrong it was for her dad to ask her to lie.

“It’ll be our little secret.” Classic abusive behavior.


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215,230 I just had a sexual encounter with a VERY HOT Greek guy. Perfect fucking body and huge cock. Just an excellent and flawless physique, unreal. But—-but—-he would not fuck me. Wouldn’t fuck me. Oh how unfair life can be sometimes :/// 36f


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215,229 You are mean.

Your mom is mean.

Your dad is mean.

Your brother is mean.

If that’s your immediate family and not your wife and kids, please leave. Clearly you wish you were still a kid and had no kids.

I hate you.
Please leave,


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215,228 You probably tell your friends I'm horrible at sex or something. Well I got news for you, buddy. I'm horrible about it because i never had enough practice. You never wanted to. I could've gotten better if I did it more often!


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215,227 My cum no longer shoots out. It slowly oozes out. I’m concerned this is the beginning of the end for me and my sex life.


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215,226 To all the guys who were mean to me when I was fat, but want to take me out on dates now that I'm not, fuck you. I'm not going anywhere with you. And certainly not sleeping with you.


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215,225 People are complete and total idiots. It's amazing we have survived as a species.


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215,224 I am convinced I have either autism or Adhd. I disassociate for 70% of my day, and lose track of time and all sense of reality.
I could really use help :l


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215,223 I love throwing things away. If I haven’t used an item in the last year then in the trash it goes. Sooooo satisfying.


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215,222 I watch Dateline. Disgruntled spouses commit murder and then get caught and sent to prison for life.

It’s probably what stops me.........


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215,221 For the past week everything around here has been reopened at full capacity. Movies, restaurants, sports. People are living it up big time.

I don’t get it. There is still a pandemic. Only half the people are vaccinated. So what do you think is going to happen?

.... Exactly what is happening. For the last two days the cases are going up. Duh! People are idiots.


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215,220 If this house deal falls through and I lose my job, it's the universe telling me it's time to move on. I'll move to New York and start my life over.


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215,219 No I don't want a thing to do with you. so what do you do?
you tell me that I have deep seeded issues . if deep seeded issues means not wanting to be around you I'll take it!!


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215,218 If I remember correctly, it’s my mother’s birthday today. She is turning 90. Which means I haven’t seen her in about 40 years.


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215,217 I threw out all my plus size clothes. It’s part of my strategy going forward. If ever I get that large again I’ll have to walk around naked.


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215,216 I followed the "Billy Graham Rule" long before I even knew it was a thing.  It's just common sense.  Whether they are single or married, a married man simply should not hang around another woman by themselves.  I'm not saying this for "religious" reasons or because I'm a "prude."  I say this because there is simply too much risk.  So many single women these days want to think they're being hit on.  It only takes a single accusation - even false - to destroy a man.  I know this from personal experience.  The associates of the married women can be quick to think there's an affair brewing, and that kind of rumor is not kind to the woman's husband.  If you're a man it's just less stressful to avoid women.


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215,214 When I was 11 years old my mother beat the shit out of me and rubbed dog shit in my mouth because she didn't think I was taking care of her toy poodle well enough.

Goodbye.


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215,213 I forgive myself for thinking that I'm more important than a dog.


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215,212 The person who gave me the information I wanted is getting a big reward tonight.


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215,211 Posing on facebook with a hot girl/guy/nb just weeks after your breakup? Pathetic. Your ex knows you're just trying to make them jealous. In fact, the whole internet knows. This is high school shit. You're in your 30s. You're just embarrassing yourself. Post pictures with friends or family or something.


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215,210 I worked with a disabled woman. She was a cunt. Always saying stuff to tear me down every minute of the day. She did not live by herself and needed help with everything. Despite how awful she was to me, I hated the way people treated her. She would get in trouble for things that nobody else got in trouble for. People were mean to her, and nice to me. But not because she's a bitch. They treated her badly because of her disability, and everyone knew it. If I did something, it was accepted. If she did something, it was not. It makes me so angry. They said she was "spoiled". How can a grown person who can't do anything by herself be considered "spoiled"? They would say "she has everything". Everything, huh? Does she have privacy? Freedom? Can she go anywhere she wants when she wants without having to check in with someone? Let's say she was getting abused by the people "taking care of her". Would anyone believe her? Nope. They wouldn't. They would also talk about how she's not attractive. if you don't think someone is attractive, why do you have to say it out loud? Most of these guys were ugly as fuck and had no room to speak on the subject. But the women were nice enough not to say it out loud. But them? They are sad excuses for men. If you say you respect women, then you don't base it on weather or not you find them attractive. Either you respect women or you don't. The ableism and sexism is astounding and gross. I get ableism stuff since I have ADHD and maybe a little high functioning autism sprinkled on just for fun. But I do NOT go through what she does. Not even close. And it's fucking disgusting to see a grown adult get treated like a small child. It's gross to see people get treated as less than. It's horrifying to see people lie to that person like they would to a small child because they think it's funny to do so. I saw a man she had a crush on lead her on, and then talk shit behind her back. Trash. Whenever I think about those people, only one word comes to mind: Trash. That's what they are. Just straight trash.


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215,209 To the people that got the V-  and are still wearing masks to “protect the unV people”— we didn’t like wearing masks or didn’t wear them unless we were forced to. We’re not getting the V so we’re clearly not worried about getting C! TAKE YOUR MASKS OFF!


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215,207 It's to the point where I would rather hang out with self centered people than with people who gossip about other people all day long.


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215,206 I hate men who think they're the only one who likes average sized women. They think they're so unique because because they like a women over 100 pounds. Grow up. "I like big girls." 130 pounds is not "big". "


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215,205 You know those people who you're envious of because they have the "perfect family"? They don't. There is ALWAYS a catch. "Oh how sweet you go places with your dad. Daddy's little girl!". I mean, daddy threatens to kill himself if if she doesn't. "They take care of their disabled child how sweeett aawwww". They ABUSE their disabled daughter. She's also capable of more things but the parents won't let her move out, and they use the excuse of her disability, but really they just want her to live with them to abuse her more. So they're actually making her believe that she can't do anything on her own. "I love how accepting his parents were when he came out as gay". Yeah, in public. In private it's a completely different story."OMG her parents are rich enough to take her on vacation." Her parents work themselves to death and when they come home they take all the stress out on the kids, always drinking and yelling at nothing in particular. "Must be nice not to have divorced parents." Really? You want parents who just fight all the time? Yelling and screaming at each other every day? "What a great mom! Her daughter is on the cheerleading squad." Oh you mean the great mom who only lets her daughter eat 1000 calories a day? And weighs her every day? And calls her fat and ugly when she's only 100 pounds? That one? "how sweeeeet. They adopted him and gave him a better life."Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize being sexually abused meant he had a better life.


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215,204 My brain doesn't know how to feel any emotions besides guilt and shame. Everything I've ever done, said or thought is heavily scrutinized. I can't stop thinking about whether or not I hurt someone. I cringe when I think about something I said that someone could've been misinterpreted. { do feel happy sometimes, but I even feel guilty about that. I feel sad too, but even that makes me feel guilty because other people have it worse. So then I feel guilty for being ungrateful. Guilty, guilty, guilty all the time. I feel like such a bad person.


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215,203 I’m kinda embarrassed to admit to anyone that the ending of “Titanic” has always made me cry...


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215,202 You have a drinking problem. We don't know how to bring it up.


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215,201 I won't get morose until at least friday.


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215,200 We should have been more. It makes me mad that we weren't and never will be.


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215,199 My heart will wait for her forever.

My brain will be working.


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215,198 I'm THIS CLOSE to getting over him. You know what that means. I should be receiving a text pretty soon. That's exactly how it works every time.


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215,197 I want you back, but I am still so mad at you.


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215,195 Privately, I think the Billy Graham Rule is a good idea. I try to follow it. Not all the time but when in doubt I try to follow it. False accusations can destroy someone’s life.


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215,194 I needed new clothes. I’m not ready to go into a department store. I have been avoiding indoor public spaces. So I ordered through Amazon. First time I bought myself any clothes in over a year. What does Amazon do? They sent the wrong color t-shirts. I called them. They said no problem. They accept returns through the local department store. All I have to do is drop off the item by going into the store ...

Sigh.




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215,193 Here's an unintended consequence of Covid.  I live on the west coast near the beach and pre-Covid I would often find panties discarded along the street or in parking lots.  I would be waking and find a sexy pair of panties and wonder how they got there.  Were they dropped after a sexy night out?  Forgotten after a backseat quickie? Many possibilities.

Now?  I'll be walking and see a bit of black material and closer inspection reveals a discarded mask.  Cute pink lace? A mask. Everywhere you go now you see discarded masks.  Such a disappointment.


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215,192 The last 5 years have certainly been an emotional rollercoaster, amazing how quickly your seemingly normal life can be turned upside down.


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215,190 I hate being a dad.  I put it off as long as possible until I finally had to. I always have to everything normal. I’m a good corn fed midwesterner. I should be a dad & husband.

Every day I come home and I wish they were ALL gone. Eating my food, living in my house, spending my money. They’re all ungrateful and I hate them.

I just want to get home, smoke a bowl, and play guitar or watch baseball. I wish they were out of my life forever.

But I have to be a good normal midwesterner.


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215,189 My sister makes up stories of the terrible things my parents did to us as kids. I know she’s lying but I go along with it and don’t contradict her. She seems to need this, she needs to work through some anger and resentment issues, so I leave it be.


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215,188 My sister got sent to rehab because of her severe alcoholism and terrible behavior. Once she got there she decided she wanted an excuse to go get drunk so she lied and said a male staff member raped her! There was security camera footage proving she made it up, so the mans safe for now, but she’s still going around telling everybody. I’m so appalled by this. My family is treating it as just another drunken mess, but I think this is far more serious. Imagine how that man feels. Imagine how actual rape victims feel. What she did was deeply wrong and I think she should go to jail for it.


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215,187 If you don't put on music in the shower, you're doing it wrong. It's the best part of my day.


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215,186 Duct tape on the windows, Dinty Moore beef stew in a can, infrequent showers, stale indoor air, wearing the same clothes for a week, hair too long, far too much screen time, unemployment fears, pants no longer fit, running out of deodorant and not caring, binge watching Netflix, smelling my own bad breath under my mask, crying, longing for someone to talk to...


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215,185 It’s just such a weak move. When you claim to love someone but shut down all communication because you know you’re wrong.... so you revert to silence.

It’s weak! Weak! Weak!  

Okay, sit there in your silence and marinate on how wrong you are. Like a toddler who doesn’t want to go to time out...


Just own your mistakes and move on. Its what winners do. We just say, “yeah, I fucked that up. Sorry, I was wrong.” We learn from it at move forward.


Soooooo...... dumb.


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215,184 If you are being emotionally abused in the workplace, do not hesitate to leave. I promise you will come out on the other side, with supportive coworkers, and more money.


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215,183 I bring up your mom because every poop reminds me how she wouldn’t change ONE diaper when she stayed in our home. She’s a fucking lazy princess. She’s Jaba the Hutt.

And I’ll leave you because I don’t want our kids turning into fat lazy selfish people like their grandma.

She will look so fat to them if they ever see her again. Your family will. They have no discipline and are LAZY AS FUCK.


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215,182 I am surrounded by downer people. They have no joy. It weighs me down. I need to get away from them. Unfortunately they are family.


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215,181 I see it’s going to rain on your birthday. Haha. I’m glad.


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215,180 I refuse to call golf a sport. It's a game, not a sport.


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215,179 My life is so chaotic but if I’m being honest with myself, I don’t think I could function without the chaos.

Once it’s quiet and everything is going good it means my brain has time to think of all the shit that has either happened to me or that I have done to others.

So chaos rules here.


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215,178 If my Mom can't have sex with my step dad because of her physical condition than I would not mind doing him for her lol.


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215,177 The father of my child is so fucking hot. I will never stop wanting him no matter what my relationship status may be. Fml.


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215,175 I gave my dog away.


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215,174 I hated my siblings when we were kids. But the older I get, the more I appreciate them.


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215,173 I'm pregnant and I can't tell anyone yet because I'm only six weeks. I kind of want to keep it a secret forever. I like having it be just for me and my husband.


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215,172 My mom hates me :(


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215,171 Puff the Magic Dragon still makes me cry.
F/57


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215,170 I know they're never going to tell me.


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215,169 No, I can't tell your husband dies his hair. Most men in their 60s have a full head of black hair. Yea, sure they do. He doesn't come across at all as vain....


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215,168 My ex is desperate to find a new guy to marry. It's sad to watch this unfold. She hated sex with me. She hated my friends. She hated my family. Now she has to pretend to like all those things with a new guy so he'll marry her. LOL.


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215,167 Dating is the worst....


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215,166 My teenager said something rude yesterday. I didn't respond. I walked away.

Today he has decided to punish me. Punish me? Because he was rude. Gotta love how kids think.

My punishment is he won't come out of his room. I'm not asking him to come out. But he always comes out for his meals. Except today. It's past dinnertime and he hasn't stepped foot out of his room. He's showing me he's the boss. He's getting me back good. Ha, he won't eat - that will get me back!

Eh. I don't care. I'll bet he's mighty hungry. Yet he thinks it's hurting me when he doesn't eat. Kids. They are really kinda dumb.


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215,165 Sometimes I find my partner repulsive.


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215,164 It isn't necessary to conform to people's negative assumptions.

People constantly attempt to externalize their own negativity.

You don't have to accept or internalize their emotional waste.


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215,162 If you are a business owner who is enforcing more than the bare minimum Covid policies required by your state, I do my best to patronize your competitors who want to get back to pre-covid life as quickly as possible.


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215,160 My wife and her sisters are awful people. Their brother died. He was 57. I understand this is a terrible thing and I feel bad for them. They never really liked him though. He was on the outs with them for years. Still, they recently organized a memorial for him. A first glance this sounds like a warm caring thing to do. But the sisters made a point of not inviting their dead brother's grown children. They didn't like their brother, so therefore they wanted to punish his children by not telling them about the memorial service. Who does that? The kids aren't invited to their own father's service???? These sisters are ugly spiteful shrews.


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215,159 I’m actually considering simply not showing up for this examination on Wednesday, I’ve studied as best as I’m capable but this material is horrible, also I’m not an academic and feel I’m not completely prepared and never will be~


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215,158 My doctor is not a nice man. I don't like him. I had a checkup in January 2020. My next appointment was supposed to be in January of 2021 but I moved it back to this month because of the raging corona situation. When I went in the other day he was overly snarky with me because I had changed the January appointment. Like what does he expect? I was suppose to go into a doctors office during a pandemic, which is like ground zero for corona? He's not a nice man at all. Very unkind and unsympathetic.


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215,157 It's messed up and I don't like it.

When I'm around his family I'm the joke. When I'm around my family I'm the favorite. I talk him up to my family. His family laughs at me.

They all honestly believe chocolate is a healthy breakfast. I am healthy and good with people.

I love him but this makes me want to say fuck off.

Thoughts?


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215,156 I'm very unlikable. I'm not sure why though. I try to be a good person. I engage people in conversation. I'm helpful and pleasant. Yet no one likes me. I don't get included in lunches or parties or office cooler chats. No one calls me. No one pines for me.

Tell me this though. Does everyone feel this way? Does everyone think they are not liked? I know I'm clutching at straws here, but it would make me feel better to think maybe I'm just being paranoid and everyone feels they are not liked.


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215,155 I'm in love with you, and yes, I'm mad at you for not feeling the same. It's totally pathetic. I know.


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215,154 My partner A and I have been together for three years. A mutual friend set us up on a date.

I agreed because I thought it was my partner's acquaintance C, who I was FAR more attracted to. When I got to the place where we had our first date I realized that it was A, not C, but I didn't want to be rude, so I decided to stay.

Three years passed. C and I have barely spoken. A and C are friends. In fact, they're similar in many ways -- they like the same music, share the same interests, think the same things are funny, even come from similar places. Once my partner A confessed to me that they're jealous of C. That they feel inadequate, that C is a better, cooler (A's words not mine) version of themselves.

Sometimes I wonder. What would've happened if I'd met C that night and not A?


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215,153 This website has been around for so many years. Every so often I come back to see if people are still here posting their secrets and because I have one I desperately need to get off my chest.

I am madly in love with my best friend and I have very vivid dreams about him regularly. I know neither him nor my husband would be able to accept a polyamorous relationship and I love them both too much to break anyone's heart but it's killing me.


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215,152 Growing up, my parents were world travelers. Every summer, they'd go somewhere fabulous. Morocco. Tahiti. Turkey. Portugal. Sicily. Peru. Greece. Spain. One summer in my mid-teens they took me to Europe. I fell in love with travel and spent a good part of my 20s there - first on my own, then for work.

I remember my first trip to Italy by myself, when I was 21. I didn't want to look like the typical American tourist, so I brought nice clothes and shoes. I'll never forget standing in St. Mark's Square, marveling at the beauty, when I heard a commotion behind me. It was a group of fat, sloppy Americans, pointing, laughing, and making crude jokes about two cats mating, while the Italians looked at them in disgust. That was the first time that I was embarrassed to be American.

It's 30 years later, and I'm still embarrassed to be an American. A good friend and I were just talking about this. She is also a world traveler, and we talked about the differences between Americans and Europeans. We have no couth, no standards, no discretion. And the racism, my God. It's blatant here. I remember people-watching in a park in Paris, in the 90s, when an interracial couple walked by, holding hands and leaning into each other. They were just like any other couple in the park, in love, and no one paid them any mind. And even back then I thought, "If they were in America, they'd get dirty looks and comments." How sad that made me.

After coming back from a trip yesterday, and observing blatant and hurtful racism against an airport employee, I made a decision. In a couple years, my youngest will be out on their own. Sometime between now and then, I'm going to divorce my husband. And after all is said and done, I'm going to move to a seaside town in the south of England. Not sure how, not sure where, not sure what I'm going to do there but keep to myself and live in peace. My friend wants to come with me.


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215,151 I think we should bring back slut shaming. The only reason sex is enjoyable is because you're not "supposed" to be doing it. The only reason masturbation is fun is because you can think about things that you don't want other people to know about. If your parents talked to you openly an honestly about sex, that pretty much takes all the fun out of it. If I had a perfect body I wouldn't enjoy sex that much, because I wouldn't be as nervous. The more nervous you are, the better the sex will be!


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215,150 People are often not pleased with the artwork that their behavior inspires.


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215,149 She posted that she slept with her husband the first night they met.

Attention whores will do anything for attention, even posting things that are cringe worthy embarrassing.

Keep that slut shit to yourself.


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215,148 The less I know, the more my imagination gets the better of me.


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215,147 I gave my history professor a blow job in his office.


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215,146 I chose the wrong life partner.


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215,145 Some people I know have very weird hobbies.


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215,144 Will I carry this guilt around with me until I die? Will I carry the worry along with it? It's been two years and I can't shake it.


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215,143 You don't Respect me enough to tell me the truth.


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215,142 Finally we're getting rid of our masks and going back to 'real life'.

My secret is that I reaalllly don't want to. I find that even though I sweat with my mask on (it's black fabric but sterile...cotton deal) I enjoy wearing it, because I feel anonymous. It also makes me feel like a super hero (or villain, depending on the day) and it's just something that makes me feel like a kid again! I can smirk, make all kinds of faces, or whatnot, and the other person has no idea....So liberating!

Gonna suck when everyone no longer has a mask on...Civilization is FAR from normal.


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215,141 I want a girl who wears hoodies to a fancy restaurant, but wears a dress to taco bell.


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215,140 My mom tells me every time we are on the phone how good it is to hear my voice and how much she misses me.  I haven’t seen her in over a year, we’re both vaccinated and she had Covid. When I offer to come home and see her she finds reasons not to have me come. I’m her only child, yet her sister will visit her twice this summer.

When she’s gone, I’ll note it was nice having a long distance, the lengthiest distance relationship one could ever have with a mother, ever.

She’s sick and not going to get better, maybe I’ll see her at the funeral, maybe that would be an okay time for me to come home.


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215,139 In my Love language the sharing of information is essential.


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215,138 What has become of prime time TV?

I was watching a rerun of Family Feud. The question was: Name something you don’t want in your butt crack.

One answer: “Poop”

Second answer: “A guy’s ‘pickle’ “

What?? When did America get so crass?  Kids watch that show!


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215,137 I was diagnosed 5 years ago as a sociopath. I have had numerous affairs and left a travel of broken families including my own in my wake. The diagnosis took me by surprise but upon deep reflection of my past I really should have seen it myself.
I have made no long term friendships ever. I had problems with breaking the law over the years.  I have a serious issue with alcohol. I am consider very charismatic and humorous but lack the ability to form a bond.  Back in my youth when I played sports I didn't play to hit/knock down the opponent but to injure the players on the other team, to the point that I was banned from playing in most leagues.  I hold a job for 2-3 years at most and then I wear out my welcome. etc, etc. if you name a symptom I exhibit it.

Thankfully I am in therapy for this but I realize that I will never change.  My biggest fear that I have passed this onto my kids or that they will pass it on to theirs.


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215,136 You're not brave enough to tell me the truth.


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215,135 You're not brave enough to tell me the truth.


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215,134 If you don't Love someone enough to ease their mind, you don't Love them at all.

There's a term for people who feed on creating Anxiety in others. They're called Sadists.


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215,133 You can call me unsympathetic, but if you are a healthy adult with no underlying conditions and vaccinated, the pandemic is over. If you have irrational underlying fears Covid is still a major threat, that is on you. The media is using fear mongering to stay relevant. Don’t impose your irrational fears on me.


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215,132 I only get semi-hard. I'm hoping it is the blood pressure med. Gives me a reason to get in better shape and get off this medication.


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215,131 A local restaurant is celebrating their 5th anniversary. There is a picture in the newspaper showing the owners and staff posing in front of the restaurant. But oddly, they are all holding guns.

WTF?

It's a burger joint. Why the fuck are they holding guns? Every week there is a mass murder in this country because of guns. Innocent people dying. Yet this restaurant thinks it's cutesy and funny to pose with guns?

You know what guys? I'd done. I will not eat there gain. I hope you don't make it to your 6th anniversary. Tone deaf idiots.


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215,130 A post from one of the town gossips:

"OK, I deleted my post about the high school principal being caught having sex with a teacher. There was no hard evidence so I felt it wasn't fair to spread a rumor like that."

Um...


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215,129 I have to go to LA. I live in NY. I am not ready to fly on a plane yet. Looks like I'm going to drive. I am not looking forward to this.


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215,128 I had to take care of some paperwork with the DMV. It was a breeze. I did it online. I had one question. I called their hotline. A very pleasant woman answered immediately and helped me. Wow was that easy. The old DMV might have gotten a bad rap. But since COVID, they have streamlined everything. I love it. Good job DMV. The upside of a pandemic!


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215,127 Scammers always call you stupid when you don't take their 'Great Deal'.

The fun part is to win a few rounds and then walk away. They hate that!


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215,126 Children are overrated. Well..not children, but people wanting and having them, rather.


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215,125 I hate admitting that I absolutely loathe my job, because I spent 8 years preparing myself for it. What a waste..


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215,124 At first I felt sick because I couldn’t stop thinking about them. But now I feel sick because it feels like things are going back to normal, at least in my world. I still miss him, I still can’t believe he’s gone, but I’m not having nightmares anymore, I can eat and talk again, and when I do think about him or get reminded of him, it knocks me backwards but only for so long.

It’s sad. Hasn’t even been a week since he died and I feel like a lot of me has “moved on” from then. When someone does ask, I force myself to sound worse than I am because I don’t want them to think I’m insincere which begs the fucking question why I give the slightest of fucks what they think.

It’s going to be weird going back, for the funeral. There isn’t a street in that town that doesn’t have some kind of memory attached to it. But I’m more worried about the people. He was the only one who kept in touch after everything happened, the only one who didn’t let me push them away. Everyone else wanted to see me rot, but he could see the bigger picture. I had a tidal wave of hate cripple me, and he was the buoy keeping me afloat. To see all those faces again without him, what will I do? Ignore it? Fight? Hide? Go absolutely fucking out of my mind? Are they going to set aside their opinions and just let me grieve? Are they going to try and make me leave? I really don’t know.

What I do know is once the funeral is over I’m hopping on the first plane back here, back to this shithole, and I’m packing my stuff and moving far away from this state. There’s no reason to be here anymore, and other than my mom, there’s no reason to ever go back to that town. It’s time to close the chapter on that life and start a new one.

…I don’t know what I’m saying. I don’t know where this secret is going. I’m just typing what’s coming out of the acid in my throat. He’s the only person who had my back when everyone else spat on me, and now he’s fucking dead. 29 years wasn’t long enough, but apparently six days was long enough to put him to peace in my mind. That will never sit right with me. At least it’s genuine. Not like the “omg I’m so depressed omg I loved him sooooo much <3 omg someone please talk to me omg” then five minutes later posting some dumbfuck meme about some movie or some shit and saying “LMAO OMG LIKE MEEEE xDxDxD” fake ass motherfuckers.

I can feel myself drifting down old roads. Need to end this here until the next time an onslaught of words force their way out.

I’ll miss you every day of my life, even if my body says otherwise. Rest In Peace.


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215,123 I bet there is a direct correlation between low IQ and selfishness.


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215,122 Systems administration is mostly hampered by human error. It's easy enough to fix problems, if you have an accurate picture of the technical situation.

The problem is, people won't report accurately! How am I supposed to get the correct configuration if important information is withheld?

When I have to guess, things take much longer to implement.


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215,121 I wish Demi Lovato would fall off the face of the earth. What an egomaniac.


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215,120 I dont think I could ever cheat... even if I wanted to. I just never have the time.

I am too busy with work for one.....

And I cannot hide anything to save my life. Hell every girlfriend Ive ever had smelled when I tried to sneak in fried chicken from a KFC into the house....or any food from a restaurant. Busted! Each and every time!

Nope... cant cheat.


On a side note--- a couple ex girlfriends have accused me of cheating because I take a shower every day...sometimes 2x a day. Do most guys seriously not shower or like taking showers?? I must be a fucking weirdo then because I LOVE taking showers. They make me feel wayy better constantly. I guess its a sign of cheating though to some people.

Ive never cheated though.


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215,119 I was reminded of you today. We are no longer friends because of that time I was coming to Your country and wanted just to stop by and say hi. I wasn’t asking you to put me up or entertain you, like I did for you all those years ago. But you chewed me out for not keeping up with your entire life since then. But you didn’t keep up with mine either - several horrible things had happened and you never even knew.

I stayed friends on FB but put you on the back burner because you seemed to be always complaining or chewing someone out. But I just thought it would be nice to say hi in person again after all that time.

However, thinking about it, I am really not sorry you alienated me. Your anger has always been easily triggered and it was always a chore trying to figure what you were on about. Had I seen you, I would have felt obligated to keep in touch.

I have a lot of friends these days and no need of people who go off so easily. You are going to end up a miserable old lady if you are not careful. I did have a nice time in your country anyhow. Today I am tossing the “reminders” I kept for so long.


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215,118 I miss the early days of the pandemic, when we all stayed locked in our homes, watched TV, sent chats to each other, made masks from T-shirts. I don't know. There was this sense of excitement to it, this rare break from the daily routine. It was thrilling in its own way.


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215,117 I’m sorry for the things i said when it was winter.


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215,116 My ex-wife was bitchy one too many times. I mean wtf, we are divorced. There is no reason I have to put up with her mean attitude anymore. It's why we are divorced. She's not a good person. Anyway, I zinged her good. She's on my health plan. She is not supposed to be. It's in the divorce contract that she needed to get her own health plan a year ago. She never put in any effort. Meanwhile it was easy for her to pretend to be naive about it and stay on my plan. Very dumb of her to also be rotten to me at the same time she was mooching off my plan. So after her latest bitchy tirade I removed her from my health insurance. She flipped out of course. She has to now be responsible and get her own coverage, you know, like an adult. Boo hoo.

Lesson, don't be a bitch.


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215,115 I take six different meds a day. How did this happen? I used to be the healthiest guy!


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215,114 Silly that we fear the number 13. We have gone so far as to not have a 13th floor on tall buildings. I say bah to all that. Bring back the 13th floor.

You know what I'd like to see though? I think we should do away with the 45th floor....


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215,113 I'm a 60 yo man, still in good shape. I work out  a lot. I'd really like to try having sex with another man. The whole shebang, suck, fuck whatever. I'd really like to experience getting fucked.

I have no idea how I would go about this, or even if I could go through with it if the opportunity presented itself. Still, it's an intriguing idea.

Bring back Craig's List


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215,112 For the past year I’ve faced the virus with no fear while others worked from home or gladly used me as their sacrificial lamb, the boundary between them and the virus that they were so terrified to get. I didn’t flinch and I didn’t fear. I just did my job while they forgot their hippocratic oath. I didn’t complain, and I reused the same 3 N95s for the entire duration. I was asked to vaccinate  a minimum of 10 people a week. I vaccinated 88. I went above and beyond in every aspect. I never turned in a late report. I never used my covid sick leave. I never called in.

All while earning a fraction of what other RNs are making in my same position, and administration gave themselves huge six figure raises. When I finally requested a raise, citing all my accomplishments and increased responsibilities, they denied it and opened a position for a second RN. They would rather pay double than recognize and appreciate me.

Lessons learned: use your PTO, don’t expect recognition, and leave disrespectful/abusive relationships. My new job is paying me $16000 more a year.


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215,111 I can't believe how much I miss you


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215,109 My miserly PITA father-in-law died.  He lived a joyless existence of nothing but work and going to church, and he treated me like dirt because he was ultraconservative and I'm a feminist liberal.

Then we heard that the old skinflint left my husband and his sister a pile of money.  I mean, a PILE. This guy had some savings and then some.

I think a cruise might be in order this summer, during which time I am going to drink wine every day and shag my husband stupid.


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215,108 I stopped masturbating during the lockdown. Now I'm trying to make up for lost time. He he he.


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215,107 My son answers his phone with a grunt. No "Hello" or anything pleasant. He hangs up without say anything at all. Between his charming opening and endearing finish, he makes a few more grunts. I remember when I was in high school. There was one or two weirdo kids who communicated in this way. They rode a small yellow bus to school. I'm sure they are institutionalized now. This will be my son's future if he doesn't start behaving like a human being.


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215,106 I dislike when people from my past reach out on Facebook. There is a reason I left y'all in the past.


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215,105 Are you trying to seduce me by showing me how good you look it a bikini? It's almost working :)


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215,104 Andrew Brown was turning his car. He wasn't heading straight at a deputy. He was turning at a slow speed to get around the deputy. The cops executed him.


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215,103 The at home daycare next door is the world’s greatest birth control, bar none.


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215,102 My former wife has taken to dressing ultra cool. She has her hair cut short and spikey with highlites. She wears round hipster sunglasses. She puts on funky fashionista clothing. She's like a club-going euro model. I have to admit, she looks great.

Except when you get up close, and she takes her glasses off, you see her tired 59 year old wrinkled face. Her over-sized nose. Her dead brown tooth. What's more, when she talks, she drones on and on in her uber opinionated Jersey accent. She talks over everyone and beats them into verbal submission. People can't get away from her fast enough.

Once again, don't be fooled by a package's pretty outer wrapping.


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215,101 My primary doctor needs to fax over my paperwork to another specialist doctor. He doesn't do it. I've called him 10 times at least. He says he'll do it. But the paperwork never gets to the second doctor. There ought to be a law. My health is at risk and my primary doctor is being completely irresponsible.


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215,100 Sorry to say, but Israel should be nuked. The situation there is not solvable. They will always fight. It's their nature. Removing Israel from the equation is the only solution.


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215,099 I always get cheated on. I could make the most loyal man in the world cheat. Someone who has no history of cheating will go out and cheat on me. I'm just the type of person who gets cheated on. No one will ever stay loyal to me. I thought it was my looks, but there are people uglier than me not getting cheated on. Then I thought it was my personality, but I know some of the most insufferable people who don't get cheated on. I'm talking women who yell at their man if he so much as turns on the wrong light switch, or deletes every woman off of his social media and makes him has his location on at all times, and doesn't allow them to masturbate. Even those women don't get cheated on.


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215,098 I think this is one of the dumbest watch designs ever. I like the general idea, but to me they have it backwards. What time is it?

Oh it's 40:2.

No wait, it's 2:40. They have the inner dial and the outer dial in the wrong places. We read from left to right. The hour should be the inside. The minutes should be the outside. That way we can simply read the time as 2:40.  Instead of reading 40:2 and then having to flip it around in our head.

SMH.




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215,097 I wanted to have a family so badly. I had 2 daughters with two different women. Both relationships failed. I spend the majority of my days missing my girls. My whole life is to have 4 happy days a month.

I wish I had my family so badly. I live alone in suburbs surrounded by families. I’m alone all the time.

I don’t know what to do. My heart is just so fucking broken.


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215,096 If I could go back and do high school all over again, I would've never dated anyone. If I could go back and do my 20's again, I would've never dated anyone. Gee, I'm noticing a pattern here. I wasted so much time on people who lied and cheated on me, or hurt me in some other way. Not all of them, but still. I spent time with them that could've been better spent hanging out with friends and family, or something else. People always post things about "where would I be without man?". You'd be further in life, that's where. From now on, my priorities are career, friends, family, and the bucket list. And if the person I'm dating even screws up one time, they're gone.


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215,095 Had a dream last night that I was at some sort of mental wellness retreat and I had a fling (not full on dating) with a woman there. I  don't recall what she looked like but I do remember she somewhat resembled former CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin; this figure was not someone I recognized in my real waking life.

I do not remember much except thinking I really wanted this person to touch/stroke my knee when we would sit next together at retreat meetings. Also, that I remember thinking (as my dream character) wanting to dress up for her and that I had apparently chosen two dresses I wanted her to choose for me to wear for her. Conversations between us that I don't remember but I do recall feeling very much attached to this person.

I don't know what to make of the dream but I had been thinking about possible meanings all day. I never dated nor had anything remotely close to a "fling" with another woman.


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215,094 When I was 19 and struggling I had a chance to get a really good entry level job at the local mill. It would have been great pay for someone with no college education (I was living in my home town to look after my grandfather).

After the interview my mom told me that she prayed a "family man" would get the job, not a single 19 year old woman. Why? "He has a family to feed"!

Well for fucckssakes mom, I'd love to be able to afford a family too, one day. And so glad a theoretical man was more important to you than your real life daughter.

Family is not always your stronghold. In fact, you have to be cautious of them in particular as your natural loyalty and caring can really thwart you, if they are toxic!


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215,093 A guy I know has a habit of recycling girlfriends. I hate leftovers.


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215,092 Signed up for a new job. Got my onboarding date. Now I know when I'm being tested.


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215,091 How does one forgive someone? I don't ever seem to forgive anyone for anything. If I'm mad at you, I'm going to stay mad for the rest of my life. And before you comment, "well you're an insufferable cunt". I KNOW I AM. Tell me how to stop. Please. Tell me how to forgive people.


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215,090 I don't respond well to emotional manipulation.


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215,089 How you gonna say we're soul mates when you have the personality of Hank Hill?


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215,088 My primary goal will now be to avoid embarrassing or hurting anyone.


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215,087 Me to my family: "We're going to have people over for (child's birthday), and we're going to limit to the vaccinated adults in our three households."

Mom: "But what about (her best friend)?"

Me: "So, again, we're limiting it to our three households. We have not had anyone in our home since February 2020, so it's going to be a big change for us to have 10 adults and 3 kids in the house."

Mom: "But (friend) is vaccinated."

Me: "Please treat me like the adult I am and respect what I'm telling you."

Mom: "I just don't understand why I can't bring my friend if she's vaccinated."

Me: "Because it's my house and I think having 10 adults here is enough right now."

Mom: "I just don't get it."


And yet, it's still somehow a secret to my family as to why I talk to them as little as possible. Jesus Christ. Maybe learn some fucking boundaries before you die. I don't know why I keep trying with these people.


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215,086 I apply for jobs that I'm interested in. I practice the interview, review the questions just like I was studying for a test. The day of the interview comes, and I failed it. Now, a few hours later I got a phone call for a job that I applied for. I didn't know what the job was about, but I actually did a great job of answering those questions and she said I was qualified. What the actual fuck :)


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215,085 Maybe it’s time to look for a different job if you cannot take a personal day to bury a friend, sounds like it’s time to give that employer the bird and move on.


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215,084 My sister is must be an idiot to not recognize how manipulative my dad is. You'd think that many years of it, she would understand. How can someone so smart, be so fucking stupid?


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215,083 You're very sick, but refuse to go to a hospital, and you keep texting us about how sick you are. I knew what you're doing. You're trying to get us to worry about you. You want us to beg you to go the hospital because it boosts your ego to have people worry about your. If you die, it's not my fucking fault. What you are doing is emotional abuse. The sad part is, when you actually ARE dying, I'm not going to believe you. Funny, when I was little, you read me the book The Boy Who Cried Wolf. That book was written about assholes like you.


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215,082 Accountability feels like an attack when you aren’t ready to acknowledge your toxic behavior.


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215,081 Someone told my landlords I got fired? Gee. I wonder who would do something like that. My own family. FUCK YOU


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215,080 My ex is a total bitch. There I said it. She has very few redeeming qualities and sold me a person that she was not.

You never know how fucking bad people are until you break up with them.

If somebody is kind to you after a breakup, that’s rare.

Why do I keep doing this to myself?


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215,079 They’ve done a LOT of awful things in the time that I’ve worked here. But this? This takes the cake. The fact I even had to negotiate for today off is absolutely soul crushing. I almost never take vacations, I almost never take sick days, I almost never ask for a day off, and when I do I usually end up working anyway. Fucking whatever. But this?! They have no soul. They’re treating this like a company decision. The fucking calendar is more important than my well-being. A fucking image update is more important than my sanity. The absolute lack of humanity, of love or care.

I’m not comparing the two, but the death of a dog warranted nearly two weeks of them getting drunk and partying on an island. Yeah you must’ve been REAL depressed, those pictures of you smiling and drinking and having fun were fucking heart wrenching. But it’s okay because literally the day you come back you got a new dog so yay for you. Oh, but the only friend I have fucking kills himself, FUCKING KILLS HIMSELF, I can’t even drag myself out of bed for the past three days because I can’t stop picturing it in my head, can’t stop looking at his stupid profile wondering why he did it, can’t stop reading people’s stories and talking to people who knew them…and they make me fight for a day off.

“When’s the funeral? When are you going up there? How long are you going to be? You need to tell us. We need to put it on the calendar. We need to plan ahead.”

It was annoying when I’d leave to take a shit and they’d send me a bunch of messages of “where are you” “why aren’t you answering” “call me the minute you see this” “hello???”. But this? God they better be thankful we’re not in the same room because I’d roll that calendar up into a tube and shove it right down their fucking throat.

All I can think about is my friend. All I can do is gun down cigarettes, lay in bed, and cry. I can’t eat, I can’t drink, I can’t sleep. All I can do is exist.

I gave them seven years of my life, and they can’t spare a day in return.

My friend was the only good person I knew, the only person who actually cared about others and tried to make a positive impact on the world for no other reason than to make other people happy. The kind of person who’d give you his jacket and freeze to death if it meant that you’d stay warm. Selfless beyond comprehension. Not only someone I admired, or looked up to, but a moral compass in life.

But he’s gone now, he opted out, and although his stories and love is being shared on a global level, I don’t blame him for leaving. The world takes people like that and spits in their face until they drown in it. So I’ll carry our burdens for as long as I can, until I’m slung into the ninth circle of Hell.

You saved my life, friend. You’ll see it wasn’t for nothing.


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215,078 Anything that brings me any modicum of joy is always cruelly pried out of my hands long before I'm done with it. It's like I'm just not allowed to be happy.


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215,077 Being unemployed is all fun and games until you have to hear your annoying ass neighbors mowing their lawns. It's still better than listening to coworkers gossip, though.


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215,076 "wE sHoUlD hAvE a bAbY sOmEdAy." Easy for you to say when you're not the one who has to carry it for nine months and give birth!


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215,075 Hey Ricky Schroder, washed up actor, please die.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=826008928027628


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215,073 It’s been over five years now and she still shows up in my dreams.  


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215,072 Now that Ramadan comes to a close I want to wish all my Moslem Brothers and Sisters EID MUBARAK!


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215,071 I check my blood sugar levels 4 times per day. I also have to inject the insulin. That's another needle prick every day. Meaning in a year I prick myself about 2,000 times. Could you imagine pricking yourself with a needle 2,000 times a year! Diabetes sucks.


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215,070 He doesn't compliment me and I'm starting to think he thinks I'm ugly. Everyone, PLEASE compliment your spouse. It could save your marriage and even get your sex life back on track. If you think this doesn't apply to you, it does.



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215,069 My 1st serious girlfriend spoiled me with sex. We were together from ages 20-25. She would suck me off randomly, 3-5 times a week. Fuck me constantly, let me finish whenever and however. It was fantastic.

I’m 40 years old now and I’ve never been with a woman that sexual satisfied me like her. Hell my wife couldn’t even suck dick correctly.

.... you don’t know what you have until it’s gone...


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215,068 I laugh at parents posting pictures of their "beautiful daughter". Then you see that daughter out in the clubs being a Ho.


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215,067 People literally pay me by the word.



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215,066 There was nothing on TV this morning. I was flipping through the channels and landed on Joel Osteen. He’s that young looking mega church preacher guy. For some reason I started listening to his sermon. He was good. I liked his message. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think I’ll tune in again next Sunday.


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215,065 I know a 60 year old divorced woman who is trying to make up for lost time after being married for a long time. She is fucking any guy she can find. This makes me sad. Before her divorce she was a pretty decent person. Now she is acting like a slut.


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215,064 Your epitaph should read, “Look who finally shut the f*ck up.”


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215,063 Last night some teenager came to my door in the middle of the night as soon as he noticed my security camera he took off running. I know he wasn’t alone because I heard a couple people being loud outside my window before the incident. My dilema is should I forward the video to all my neighbors to see if they recognize this guy or should I just let it be . Nothing was destroyed or vandalized in my house but we have had incidents not long ago of vandalism, people’s cars broken in in the middle of the night . I’m not accusing these teen/young man of committing any crime but I think his parents need to know that it’s not ok to be disturbing people in the middle of the night . What would you do ?


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215,061 You can’t fix stupid. The problem with stupid people is they don’t know they are stupid and they are often very confident in their stupidity.

What’s worse, thinking you can help a stupid person and having a child with them on accident.

I’m fuct.


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215,060 I need a man's perspective. Why would  my boyfriend flirt with another girl and show me the message?


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215,059 I wish you had slept with her so that I could break up with you and not feel like I'm making the wrong choice. Instead, you flirted with her and said it was just a joke. In a way, this is worse, because it had me questioning whether or not I had the right to be upset. Fuck you.


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215,058 I remember bawling like a newborn baby to the first person that walked up to me, nonstop, like the floodgates had finally been opened. My poor landlord walked into a landmine but I couldn’t stop myself. I haven’t had anyone to cry to, and unfortunately she became a victim to my tears.

I remember downing a bottle of Jameson, making the fire bigger, crying, and feeling someone place a blanket on me. Them rubbing my back as I just let go of everything I’ve been holding inside since I found out.

I remember waking up to coldness and ash, ants all over my body, my throat completely raw from all the smoke and cigarettes, a fluffy white blanket covering me from the bitter cold, and the reason why I was out there in the first place.

I don’t know when I passed out, but I’m still drunk after waking up, and I still remember too much.


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215,056 One of my friends doesn't want to cut her daughter's hair. Why? Because right now she has blonde curls. Underneath you can see dark brown hair growing in. My friend has dark brown hair and eyes. Her husband's hair is dark brown and he has blue eyes. The girl's eyes turned from blue to hazel to brown. The mom was really disappointed with that. ᖟᶑ


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215,054 My ex whose virginity I took is still lowkey obsessed with me


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215,053 I hate how people in the movies always seem ready for sex. I can't do it unless I have very recently showered.  Women are too leaky to be that spontaneous.


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215,052 I hate how the majority of 'Black' British actors is really made up of half Black half white people. The sanitized version of Black for the masses with 'good' perfectly coiled hair.  And their love interests are almost always white. And if they have offspring?  Well goodbye Genetics 101.  The kids are clones hair-wise of the Black parent, sometimes even darker than them. Give me a break!


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215,051 My kid didn't sleep through the night until he was 9 months old. It took 9 long months for him to sleep for an uninterrupted 8 hour stretch. Before that, he'd be up every 4 hours or so.  

We didn't feel relieved, we were much too bitter/annoyed at that point.


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215,050 I hate child rearing. My 3yo is driving me crazy. When I hear other moms saying they love spending all day with their kids, I wonder how the hell that could be true. I love my son but I do not want to hang out with a toddler all day. It's exhausting, not rewarding.

I go through all of the motions of being 'a good mom' but I hate almost every minute of it. As soon as he gets up, I can feel all of my energy drain from my body. Does it get better? He refuses to nap these days and demands my attention for almost 13 hours straight. Every minute of it.
We'lll have breakfast and go for a swim, then take a stroller ride to the playground, spend 2 full hours running around there, come home and work/play in the garden, have lunch, read some books, play with toys inside, read some more, take a bath, and have dinner.

What's the issue? Well, any downtime, like meal prep, is spent chasing after him because he's doing things he's not supposed to. 15 minutes of screen time so I can cook something? Nope! He'll spend the first 2 minutes watching whatever and the next 13 pulling apart the dog's LCD collar, which I have replaced 4 times already. He opens the freezer door and leaves it open. He has to go potty 10 times and insists I go with him each time. Half of those is him not actually having to go. He runs upstairs on to my bed and pulls the covers off trying to climb up. I have to make the bed 3 times a day. He demands his favorite drink and when I give him water instead, he tosses the cup across the room in protest, which opens and spills everywhere. The folded clothes I have yet to put away get thrown on the floor. Every toy must be emptied onto the floor. Am I really expected to clean up a roomful of this every fucking day?

It's the 'terrible twos' almost daily.  When does it end? This is not fun or cute. It's like he must have my undivided attention every minute or he trashes the house.  

'They grow up so fast'. Not fast enough!



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215,048 The army is one big orgy for bisexual guys with wives. I just know it.


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215,047 I wish we were still friends.


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215,046 I was on my phone and half listening to the TV while sitting on the couch an hour ago with my wife.  Daughters had been moving in and out of the living room so when wife started talking, I wasn't paying attention.
"Are you listening?"
"NO! I'm 1/2 on my phone and 1/2 watching TV!  What?!  What do you want?!"
"I just wanted to say I love you..."

See?  I am an ogre now.  In my only defense, she has gotten angry in the past if I wasn't 'listening' to her and some comment about my failing hearing follows. I was reacting to the 100 comments from before more than the moment.

Still feel bad.


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215,045 I can’t stand snobby people especially the ones who look down at people who have less than them . My secret.. I’m actually a millionaire who drives an older car , dresses in affordable clothes and lives way beyond my means . If you ever see me walking around you’ll never guess it . I used to belong to three different country clubs that I hardly used their amenities only used to go when my husband or his family used to drag me in . The woman were the worst the majority of their conversations involved what they bought, where the were going to vacation or gossip. I prefer to hang out with people who are real and their worth it’s not value on the car they drive or the label their clothes has .


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215,044 Every morning when I open my son's door to wake him up for remote-learning school, I chant to myself, "Please God, don't let me find him hanging by a rope in his closet. Please God..."


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215,043 My work mate only eats half her apple. Who only eats half an apple? Finish it! It will will get brown if you don't.


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215,042 "I'm not failing school. I'm surviving a pandemic."

Pow.


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215,041 You deleted your secret, I wanted to comment on your loss. At the time I didn’t have the words. I know how you feel in the grief, it’s lonely and isolating at times. I hope you don’t blame yourself at all for his ultimate decision.

Something that helped me a lot through a recent loss of a parent was a local grief group run by a licensed therapist who has been dealing with hospice patients for years. The group was helpful because it allowed me to share space with others who were also mourning a tremendous loss.

May you find peace, may you find your way. I’m pulling for you, he’s an angel of yours now. (This is what I believe). So when you need to, still talk to him. Say hello when you’re reminded of him, a song comes on or something. The relationship continues, it’s just evolved from your spirit now communicating to his spirit. His body is now pain free.

I don’t think the lack of comments was a lack of people caring, it’s so hard to find the right words to say.


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215,040 I don't like my boyfriend.


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215,038 I had my first child last September, a beautiful and healthy baby girl. Her personality is pretty damn chief and I genuinely like her a LOT as a fellow human being. I often find myself thinking that as far as kids go, I have hit the jackpot. I know I am lucky, and even with very little help from her father I still am overjoyed by her and I can’t even believe she’s mine! <3
I am blessed to finally experience motherhood...

Now for the secret everyone: every so often, something happens that drives me into the pits of melancholy and momentarily I fucking hate being a mom. It always passes but unfortunately that moment is not likely to be the only time that specific incident occurs.

Example; this evening she woke me and my partner up crying, which btw is my LEAST favorite way to be awakened. But whatever I am very used to it now... I picked her up and she smelled bad so before I fed her I laid her back on the changing table to clean her up.  She is a once a day pooper and she hasn’t gone yet so I expected poop. What I did  not expect was the tremendous MUDSLIDE that emerged when I got the diaper open! The stench was absolutely wretched and both baby and I were gagging hard, and I had to actually destroy a whole fresh diaper just to do an initial wipe up her entire back and front before the wipes would help anything. I spent the next 7 minutes wiping her back, bum, every single nook and cranny and fold were full of it. She stuck her fucking HAND in the double shit bomb diaper I had just removed from her too, and I caught her hand right before it would have gone in her mouth. Cleaned her hands. Held her off the table by her feet till she was nearly upside down as I got the smeared shit off the changing pad. Once she was cleaned up, I grabbed surface cleaner and hit the changing pad again. Rubbed her skin and mine down with alcohol free hand sanitizer and told my partner to hang on to her while I got the bottle.

I went to the kitchen to make her bottle and was soon back with her dinner which she accepted with a huge smile. She was happy once again which is all I want for her. After my partner had her and was watching her eat, I sat down at the end of the bed and started to cry hard. That diaper was so fucking awful and the worst I’ve seen her have in fact. She’s only eight months old so I am well aware that it is probably just the first of very many Golgothan shit demons that are to come as she grows into a toddler and starts potty training. I don’t like shit. Not mine, or anyone else...even my kid grossed me the fuck out! What the hell am I going to do now?!

This is one of those times that for a few minutes and truly hated that I had a child and felt like I wasn’t cut out for it at all. I’m already over it and my daughter is an absolute doll and a sweetheart, but that doll made me cry with a diaper todayAnd for fucks sake she smelled worse than an 80-year-old man who won  a hotdog eating contest the day before. I guess what I’m saying is if you’re thinking about having a baby because you just want somebody to love you, and do you think babies are cute, I urge you to think very very very very hard about  what I just said above. Sure they’re very cute and very rewarding, but every now and then they’re going to literally produce a couple pounds of shit That well seriously take you half a pack of baby wipes to clean up if you are lucky. It it is a FACT That there is nothing whatsoever you can do to get around having to get that she diaper off your child clean them up clean off whatever it’s smeared on, Launder the clothing  they destroyed, And I highly recommend they also get a bath not long after that happens if not immediately. You simply cannot get out of diaper duty no matter how bad it is, even with help it’s ultimately un escapable. So if you’re thinking about having a baby, just make sure that you are very clear and honest with yourself about how you feel on the subject of shit being ON  your hands Or maybe even worse. Did you absolutely just cannot stomach the idea I’m having someone else’s shit right on your hands, And for fucks sake you probably shouldn’t have a baby. “The  more  you know!!!”




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215,037 I think that my husband belongs to a cult like born again Christian church that he lies about going to.

Christians are some of the scariest people I’ve ever met.


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215,036 If I had been mentally stable when you asked me to marry you I would have said no.


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215,035 I would have the filthiest sex with my husband's brother. A girl can dream.


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215,034 I have a Master's degree in economics.My idiot brother does odd jobs and posts on YouTube and makes more money than me.
I work at a bar. I'm the bouncer. WTF.



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215,033 Whatever you do, man woman or however you identify. Listen carefully: NEVER FALL IN LOVE. YOU WILL BE SORRY.


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215,032 I intentionally walk my dog past my ex girlfriend's house as a way of spying on her. My dog is the winner in all this. He gets like 10 walks a day.


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215,031 This post is ONLY for people under 50.

Ya know how ya thought being old sucks? Well, you're right. As a matter of fact, you have no idea how awful it is.

Have all the fun you can now, however you define fun. Because someday YOU are gonna be old and horrible like us.


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215,030 This weight loss thing is a piece of cake! I went from fat and ugly, to just ugly. I thought I would at least look better. Why did I look better in the picture with the double chin? wtf


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215,029 I think a few hundred years from now, as mankind evolves, the universal music style everyone listens to will be... jazz. It's just so right. We'll all get there.


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215,028 I’m 27, and I just applied at Target. Even working there makes my anxiety so bad I have a migraine now.

What is wrong with me.


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215,027 There's a guy on the local Facebook page who knows everything about the virus. He cautions people not to wear masks because they do more harm than good. He outright tells everyone not to get vaccinated. It causes infertility in woman and changes our DNA. He's the expert. He knows. Sometimes a nurse or even a doctor will respond and try to argue with him. But the expert never backs down. He knows his stuff. I innocently asked what he does for a living. He installs home alarm systems.

Oh.

I wonder how many people got sick or possibly even died because of his pig-headed blatherings.


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215,026 My husband is not there for me at all, especially emotionally. I am so on my own that I’ve learned how to hug my head while crying so that it feels like I’m getting a hug.

I should have left him when he made me take care of our 3 kids (two 6 month old twins & a 4 year old) the afternoon after my hernia surgery.


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215,025 I don't fly on planes. That aint never gonna happen. But even seeing a video of a plane taking off makes me nervous. I'm kinda messed up.


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215,024 I met a woman with the last name of Badfinger. What a strange last name. If I had that as a last name I'd change it immediately.


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215,023 Now that things are winding down, I threw out several pairs of my pandemic socks today. They had plenty of holes. But before I tossed them in the trash I gave them a little speech. I thanked them for their service. I told them how I very much appreciated their warm company this past year. I will remember them fondly.


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215,022 Took my Mercedes in for a simple recall fix, they took 5 days to eventually get around to doing the job which was a simple 2 hour job. Communication from them was horrible, I had to call every day to check on the progress or lack thereof.
I get emailed a survey to tell them about my service experience, click on it and it's already filled out. WTF?
Call the dealership and they tell me that is their SOP and if I disagree with the 5 star review they left themselves that I can email them and they will remove it. Not let us email you one to fill out to replace it but simply they will remove the one they filled out for me.
Way to game the system.


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215,021 You ever have so much trauma from an old relationship that you find that you can't fully connect to the person you're with now? Well, I'm having the same problem but with jobs. The emotional abuse at my old jobs is making it hard to move on, go to interviews. I feel like the same thing is going to happen again. And the interview can read it all over my face, even when I'm wearing a mask.


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215,020 I'm waiting until I have all the information before making any major decisions.

Verifiable information from a reliable source.


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215,019 We've been broken up for a year. I still don't feel like I'm ever going to move on. But my life is a mess now. If you ever come back you'll see what a loser I am, and what a train wreck I am. And you might want to get back together with me, but I will feel so bad about myself that I will eventually ruin the relationship. Fuck. Why can't it be more simple? Why can't we just be happy together?


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215,018 I feel nauseous when I think about our relationship and breakup. We both did things wrong, and I can't believe it's over. I feel so awful. I feel like I wasted your time and my own. I'm so sorry.


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215,017 Everyone wants to know why I don’t seek help. SO -

I don’t want to get kept in a mental ward.
I don’t want to have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life to feel semi-normal.
I can’t afford therapy.
I can’t afford the medication.
I don’t have insurance.
I live in America, and I’m just another social security number, and I really don’t matter so wtf is even the point anyway.




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215,016 Listening to the pledge of allegiance as an adult makes me laugh. “With liberty and justice for all” YEAH! Except NOT REALLY.


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215,015 Yes, they just got into a great law school. Yes, it was with a scholarship. Yes, they graduated with a 4.0. Yes, they work out and are good-looking. Yes, they have a solid network of friends. Yes, they will have a wildly successful career. But I have WAY better taste in music, books, and movies than my ex. At least I have that much going for me if nothing else


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