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196,057 I took a terrible gamble and tried a new Morning Star product. Normally, all their products except for two give me terrible gas. I had one chickpea patty for lunch and got lazy and had another for dinner. I am laying here in agony with painful, vile gas. Gas that sickens even the passer. My dog was like wtf and moved away from me when he’s usually curled up right by me. My sister’s wedding is tomorrow and I am praying this awful gas will let up. I’m too embarrassed to go to the store and buy something for it, but I might have to. Chickpea burgers were tasty but not worth it. I am a fool.


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196,056 My husband says, “I don’t agree with you on everything .” Understatement of the year right there. We don’t agree on anything.


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196,055 I had dinner with my aunt (she practically raised me) for the first time in SIX years tonight, and I feel like a gigantic boulder has been lifted from me. This whole side of the family I thought hated me has been missing me as much as I’ve missed them.
If you have relatives you have issues with, or haven’t contacted - do so. Time is limited, and you or they could die any second of the day. Life is so short, and so precious. No reason is great enough to stay angry, regretful, or hateful forever. Get over it, and find common ground again. Better safe than sorry.


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196,054 While on vacation, I met this man a few months ago at a get together, and I remember was laughing a lot in his presence. I recall talking about what he was working on and some fascinating topics. We connected on a social network and exchanged some pleasantries, him asking me when I'm going back home. Didn't think anything of it because he lives across the country.

Months later, he messages me, and we say pleasantries again, referencing something that we talked about in our conversation months prior, when we met. We exchanged usernames on a texting app, and he's been saying sweet things ("You're so adorable") that make me think that he "kinda likes me".

Now I'm conflicted because while I do think he was hilarious and we had chemistry, he still lives across the country. I definitely want a committed relationship, so I'm wondering if it's even worth it to keep on talking to this guy, even though I haven't felt this way about someone in a while.

Or, it could all be a fluke and he's just flirting for the sake of it.


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196,053 My strongest orgasms are when I think of how my lover is married.


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196,052 I'm sick of people focusing energy on calling each other out instead of loving. End of story.


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196,051 I miss Craigslist personals. I never exploited an underage human trafficking victim, but boy did I suck a lot of dick.


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196,050 There used to be--maybe there still is--a laddie mag called Oui. When I was a kid, before I learned how to pronounce French, I thought it was called Oy. You know, because you'd open it up, see the nudie cuties, and go "Oy."

I was actually in my teens before I realized how wrong I'd been. :D


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196,049 Please don't ruin this good thing with your insecurities.


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196,048 I’m really angry


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196,047 I went to a woman's Facebook page for the first time in months to see if she had any pics worth jerking off to.

Turns out she died last month.

Now I feel a little weird.


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196,046 I commute an hour each way for work. I looked up how to yodel on YouTube. Sometimes I would practice during my commute. Now I can yodel.
-F/39


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196,045 I find many men have watery semen. It's not thick white gobs. It's more like cloudy water. I think it looks exactly like this new fad in stores - coconut water - which is why I never drink coconut water.




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196,044 Related to the beach post below, it's interesting about getting a free peek at nipples. Used to be that women would wear bras which cupped the boobs. That was the entire point right? But I've noticed in the last few years there's been some evolution. Women wear this new type of bra that has a built in foam form. The cups extend outwards even though the woman doesn't have the boobs to fill them. This is a perfect combination. The bra is poking out. The boobs are not protruding that far. There is a gap. I now see many more nipple peaks down a blouse than I did 10 years ago.


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196,043 I wonder what they think when they see us together. Probably that you could do better.

You're tall, fit, dark skinned, with a great smile and a personality to match.

I'm short, round, pale, and quiet/shy.

I wish I knew why you stick around (besides the sex). We don't match.


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196,042 You are annoying when you drink. I can always tell when you were drunk because you get very argumentative and you can’t think straight and you come off it’s completely stupid. I’m done with you


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196,041 Life is so short. People dying every day. I wish we could move forward and get back together.
Before one day, when it's too late.


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196,040 Have you hit bottom yet? Completed your personal spiral of destruction?

It was a sad thing to watch you destroy your family and life so quickly, you must have been so very unhappy, more than you let on.




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196,039 I've been avoiding you for months. It's not that I don't want to see you or talk to you, I do. The truth is I would love to be your friend again. I just don't want you to see me the way I am now. I can put up a front with everyone else but I'm afraid you'll see through me to how miserable I really am.


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196,038 I am seriously going to injure a man one day. Someone’s going to pick the wrong day to catcall me, and I’m just going to go crazy on their stupid face. I already humiliated a guy in a shopping mall for saying “hey sexy baby” to me this morning. Told him to “fuck off, you fucking pedophile”
I’m 24, but it sure got people’s attention! So tired of it.


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196,037 47 yr old Married Woman following up on my insatiable urge to fuck my neighbor's 19 yr old boy.
I tested the waters on my husband by mentioning that our neighbor "looks healthy".  He seemed jealous, and a bit hurt, but I still think he'd be turned on to see me fuck him.

Or maybe that's just me, because I've been so wet for this kid that I'm going crazy!


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196,036 I gotta get this off my chest, but I don’t want to bring this negativity into the lives of the people I know.

I’m just an average, middle age, career woman, with a nice circle of friends who doesn’t have any health issues or big problems.  Like most people, I would love to have a significant relationship with a nice healthy, kind man. So I signed up on a dating sight and went on three dates.

Date Number One: He kindly met me at a very nice restaurant for lunch. So far so good… But he asked me to marry him four times during the lunch and kept staring at me; to spite me letting him know it was making me uncomfortable. After the date, he texted me seven pictures of his children.

Date Number Two: We met for coffee, and I got there early and bought my own drink. He brought his dog. He spent the whole time cuddling and talking to his dog.

Date Number Three: We met for a drink. I paid for my own drink. He let me know he believes Hillary Clinton is a pedophile. A few days later, he texted me and told me I should come over to his house so he can put his “cock in my mouth”.

Are there any men out there who are not mentally ill or misogynistic? I guess it’s time for me to just get a cat.



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196,035 In college I had a summer job as a parking lot attendant at the beach. Drivers would pull up, I'd collect $4 and tell them which section to park in. There's a trick I learned. If it was a pretty female driver wearing a bikini top, I'd stand outside her car window, but slightly towards the back of her car. It meant she had to lean forward a little and rotate all the way around in order to talk to me. As a result, her bikini top would pull away from body and inch or so and I could see her nipples. Not always, but often. I must have seen 100s of nipples over the summer. I miss that job.


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196,034 I have a little second night/weekend job.  I hate it.  I do not really need it, but it pays $700 a month, which helps with mad money.  I want to quit, but I just cannot seem to get myself to do it.  I feel like I will be letting them down if I quit, since no one else wants to work that shift.  However, they do me no special favors.  I'm also a little afraid that if I quit, I might find myself needing that money.  I just do not want to spend my weekends up all night and sleeping sporadically through the days.  I think it ruins my whole week.  And, aside from that, we have new management there and he is making everything unnecessarily difficult for everyone.  My supervisor asked me if I was coming in this weekend, because he knows how I feel.  I said I would be in, and I will, but this might be my last weekend there.  I hate it there.  If they showed just a little bit of gratitude ...

Anyway, writing this helps.


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196,033 typical interaction with my wife...
We have a drycleaning service that picks up at our house, just put the bag out and call.  Monday morning my wife asks me if I can call and arrange a pickup, I'm literally walking out the door to the airport so I say sure, I will call you just need to put the bag out.
I walk in this afternoon and the bag is inside by the front door, my wife jumps down my throat that the drycleaners never came.  So I immediately call to ask why, they transfer my call to the driver and he says "I did come by on Monday afternoon but there wasn't a bag out, I also swung by on Tuesday to double check"  My wife looks at me and tells me its my fault that the bag wasn't outside....I point out that I left for the airport before she had it ready and she replied that I should have come back to put it out or called her to remind her to do it....um the bag sitting by the door wasn't a hint?  You can't open the door?  You can't call them?  Yup its my fault as always, its amazing that everything is always my fault/mistake.....
one more year til my son graduates HS, one more year......


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196,032 I can tell when a date tries to avoid getting my semen in her mouth. I understand but it's still a bit of a let down.


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196,031 Married
40s
Talks to women on Kik.

Soooooo horny.


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196,030 I'm big on voices.

When I see somebody I know or know of in person or in a picture, I automatically hear their voice in my mind. Not any particular words, just a rumble of their pitch and timbre in the background of my thoughts. Does everybody have this? Is this normal?

I am also more attracted to men for their voices over their appearance.

You know when  you speak with somebody on the phone that you have never met, you tend to develop an image of what you think they look like? I have a job where I speak to a lot of people on the phone. When I meet them in person, most of the time, my mental image is very close to their actual appearance.


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196,029 Every time I notice a car following me or a creep , while walking my dog . I make sure I take a picture of their license plate , I refused to become a victim. Creepers out there beware , just because my nature you are stronger doesn't mean women like myself won't fight back .


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196,024 I’m sorry, but anal sex? Am I the only one who thinks it makes a guy seem into other guys?
I have a perfectly good vagina. Don’t wanna use it? Use your hand.


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196,023 I had high hopes for my mother.  She wanted to kill herself today because I didn't want to eat her stake dinner. Apparently because I am cold and rude to her because of how manipulative and controlling I am.
Her antics are boring and IDGAF anymore. I seriously think if she DID off herself everyone would be better off. I might just put a drop of antifreeze in her coffee in the morning.


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196,022 Right now I have the world's worst hangover compounded by perimenopausal hot flashes -- I've got the A/C cranked way up and I'm still flushed and sweating. AND, my cystic acne is acting up again. 50 years old and STILL getting zits is just not fair.

And the worst part is this damn family reunion going on Friday. My father is weapons grade evil and some of the aunts, uncles, and cousins are nosy Bible-bangers.

Yeah, yeah, when are we going to have kids.  (They always forget how old I really am.)  Why aren't you and your dad talking. While I mop my brow and wish I could just drink a lot of cold wine in peace and QUIET.

If that one nosy uncle starts in with the prying questions, I'm going to flat-out tell him to piss off.  I'm getting too old for this bullshit.


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196,020 I had such high hopes. She is beautiful, funny, smart, and ... well, there’s a lot going on for her. But she let a sliver of her true self come out. Her hopes and dreams. That killed it. Us.

I was kind of thinking she might an SJW, but I didn’t know for sure until the other night. Dammit, through and through. She hid it well. I can overlook her minor imperfections, but not that. Never. By the time she grows out of that silliness, it will be years too late, and I can’t be around her when she’s no longer hiding that part of her.


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196,019 I'm sorry if you hate your parents so much just moved , cut them off completely. Or are you the kind of entitle girl who is just waiting for the parents to die to collect an inheritance and keep the house? If so I hope you get caught and spend the rest of your life in prison. When there's a lot of money involved including insurance paid out , they investigate everything and the first people they go after are the beneficiaries and close family members.  Just moved, make your own life I'm sure they are kids out there who go to bed on a empty stomach or have it way worse than you (like being sexually abused) but you are whining and planning to kill your mom just because she threw your Victoria's Secret underwear.


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196,016 My office has a locking break room called a ‘meditation room’ and is frequently used by breastfeeding moms. Cool. Good stuff. People also nap during lunch. Cool.
Today was very slow. Lots of people were out, and it was eerily quiet. Just before lunch, I walked by just as one of the new secretaries came out. Her chest and neck were flushed red, and she was cleaning her hands with paper towels. She gasped to see me, her face turning bright red as she hurried to the bathroom.
It took me a second, but when I realized what I’d just caught, it was hard to not laugh. We saw each other a few times and she got all embarrassed again.
Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone. Well, not out loud, and never in the office. I have to say she looked less stressed than she did first thing this morning!


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196,015 Outwardly, I'm smiling while inwardly, I'm screaming.  I'm so filled with frustration, rage, and pain.  It's so much bigger than I am. When I'm alone it spills out of my mouth, and eyes.  It seems so huge, as big as this planet.  To big for me to contain.  No one knows or even cares.  At what point do I implode?


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196,014 I leased an apartment to a man across the country. Our phone conversations make me wonder if he could be the one. I meet him tomorrow


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196,013 How come I can comment on some posts, but not others? I get an error message every time.


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196,012 This is kind of gross.

I have a very small cyst or something on my shoulder area. It has been there for years. It’s not really noticeable to look at. But I can feel that it’s like a hard ball under my skin about the size of a pea. If I squeeze it, pus comes out like a zit. I asked the doctor about it and she says it’s nothing to worry about.

I have tried to squeeze it completely but it doesn’t work. I kind of want to take a needle and pierce it and squeeze the crap out of it to see if it will go away. But that seems like a bad idea. I’m kind of scared to do that.


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196,011 My wife called me at work:

"Hi, it's me. I'm calling to see if it's raining where you are."

"Nope."

"It's not raining?"

"Nope."

"Because the weather report said it would be raining. But nothing?"

"Nope."

"No rain at all?"

"Nope."

"Does it look like it's going to rain?"

"Nope."

"Do you see any rain clouds?"

"Nope."

"So no rain?"

"Nope."

"That's so weird. They said it would be raining by now."

"Nope."

"Nothing at all?"

"Nope."

"The ground isn't wet?"

"Nope."

"Okay, I'll check in with you later to see if it's raining yet. Bye."



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196,010 I have a broken tooth. I can't afford to spend over $1,000 to get it repaired and a cap put on. I'm going to try to yank the tooth out with pliers. It's towards the back so no one will see. Wish me luck.


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196,009 I laugh at people who cannot stand Trump use his words. Like fake news. But yet then they will talk bad about him and how worthless he is. If they don’t like him, then why are they using his words?


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196,008 Today ABC news aired the headline:

"Manafort pleads guilty to 5 charges of manslaughter.”

This is entirely false.

This has to stop.

There needs to be consequences for fake news.




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196,007 I'm not a nagging wife. I just get sick of having to ask you to do the same thing 50 fucking times and then having to hulk out into a psycho for it to finally happen. You're a grown man in your mid-30's. For fuck's sake, dude.


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196,006 My wife is impossible. She buys herself things. She gets her hair done. She constantly eats out. Me and the kids haven't eaten out in a year. She eats out many times a week.

I plead with her. I tell her we have no money. None. We are broke. I lost my job. I can't find a new one. I'm too old. She doesn't have a job. She refused to even look for one. Our credit cards are overdrawn and will soon be cancelled. And then what? AND THEN WHAT?

So what does my wife do today? She tells me she's going out to get her hair done and then meeting a friend for lunch.  I tell her she can't. She can't. She can't. I'm not rude about it. But I explain the financial facts for the umpteenth time.

She tells me I'm a loser and should get a job. Then she goes out.

I feel like curling into a ball on the floor and dying.


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196,005 I wonder if there are subliminal messages hidden in video games or websites. High tech and psychology coming together. A message could appear on the screen for a 60th of a second so you wouldn't consciously see it. Or it could be disguised so it's not obvious. Yet part of your brain would see it. Why hasn't this been invented? Or maybe it has...

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196,004 There's a young, very pretty woman who works in my office.  She's about 23 years old and very, very quiet.  She rarely talks to anyone.  This makes her seem a little strange to me, like she's a "little off" mentally.  But I do know she lives in the apartment complex next to our office building because I've seen her walking out of it many times while I pull my car into the parking lot.  Sometimes I see her sneaking out of the office early mid-afternoon, around 2:30 to 3 p.m., with all of her stuff, and she doesn't come back to the office.  I like to imagine that she's leading a double life, like she's a part-time call girl who's going back to her place to fuck a client.


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196,002 12.8% of films and TV had LGBTQ characters in them.  When they are only AT MOST 6%, more likely 3-4, that is pretty good.  But no.  GLADD is up in arms.  Fuck.  Stop trying to indoctrinate us!


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196,001 My ex has a 10 inch dick and he's thick. I'm so ready to fuck him again. With a lot of practice I could almost deep throat all of him.

I cant wait to feel him get balls deep in me.


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196,000 A few nights ago, my husband woke me up to have sex. So he was on top of me and we were going at it and it was good. Then all of a sudden, he rolled off of me and said “I think I’m good now.” I asked if he wanted me to be on top and he said no. So I started stroking him (he was still totally hard) and he got annoyed and said “I’m good!” Then a few minutes later he was asleep. I wasn’t sure if he was mad or if something had happened. So after he fell asleep I finished myself off because there was no way I would be able to sleep if I didn’t. But then later in the night, I woke up to him putting his arm around me and hugging me, so I guess he wasn’t mad. I asked him the next day what happened and he said “I was done having sex.” And I asked him why and he said because he had to get up early the next morning. I told him that’s fine, but it was really weird.

If this was an isolated incident, it would be no big deal, but he has been really weird about sex lately. And... he must have had a wicked case of blue balls.


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195,999 I'm really struggling with my depression today. And I feel like shit for being upset about things. My friend lost his cat and has something to be genuinely upset and worried about as he tries to find her, but here I am crying about self-pitying BS.

Of course I'm trying to be there for my friend too (sadly too far away to go help look, but I'm trying to offer practical suggestions and emotional support), but it puts into perspective how pathetic I am for letting my insignificant shit get to me.


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195,998 Everybody knows the real me.

Everybody knows how many times I've cried in my room when no one was watching.

Everybody knows how many times I've lost hope, how many times I've been let down.

Everybody knows how many times I've felt like I'm about to snap, but I just don't, for the sake of others.

Everybody knows the thoughts that go through my head when I'm sad, how horrible they truly are.

Nobody knows Me or Maybe It's Me who doesn't know the real me?


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195,994 JM ... I made a mistake. Shouldn't have married her. I should have followed my heart and pursued you till the ends of the earth.

Such is my life. Full of regrets and bad timing.


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195,989 I am vile and fat and ugly. I can't look in the mirror because I'm so disgusted by how I look and who I am. Why can't I learn my lesson that no one will ever want me? I'm tired of making friends online on shared hobby websites and then guys being attracted to my personality, falling for me, and then running a mile when they see me. Apparently I'm nice enough to catch feelings for, but too physically repulsive to keep feelings for.

And every time, I get my hopes up that this nice person likes me for who I am on the inside, and every time I'm wrong, and a little bit more of me dies. I need to just stop interacting with people and just keep to myself. Hope is destroying me.

FUCK OFF HOPE, GO DIE IN A CORNER


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195,988 I still feel bad for getting a drink comped. I didn't ask for them to take it off the bill. I would've paid for it, but I just didn't want to drink any more of it. Whatever liquorice by another name stuff went in there ruined my drink.



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195,987 I think I'm falling for you, A. I don't want to, but I fear I am, and I don't know how to stop. I think I'm just responding to the way you make me feel about myself, but that's not love - that's just a continuous little high from every compliment you pay me and that you value me as a person. It's an addiction to the endorphins, not a genuine feeling.

How sad that something good happens and I'm looking for excuses to say it's not real. Sad too that a few good words here and there are enough to give me such feelings because I'm not used to anyone taking an interest. I still feel like it's all going to turn out to be one big, sick joke at my expense.

It'd be simpler if it was obvious you just wanted to get you dick wet, but you're acting like there's feelings there too and I just have no idea how to deal with that.


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195,986 I had a feeling if I looked long enough on tumblr, I’d eventually see a picture of my ex.  Sure enough. I can’t unsee that.


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195,985 Amongst my peers and family, I pretend to agree with their progressive and socialistic viewpoints.  My secret is that I’m quite the opposite.  I think my parents and friends would flip.


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195,984 When I'm wearing a skirt and sitting at my computer, I find I fiddle with myself. It's not like full blown masturbation. But I slide my hand up my skirt, pull back my undies a little and fiddle with my labia or clit. It's not a bad thing. It's pretty harmless. Funny though how I touch myself so much.


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195,983 Despite all the denials, I really think that behind Candy Crush is an algorithm being used by the deep state to spy on those who play it. Think about it. Ads on TV encouraging us to play a free game? Who's paying for those ads? Why is this particular game being pushed so hard to so many people? Maybe I'm getting paranoid or cynical in my old age, but this just feels "off" to me.

But then I'm also considering going back to my flip phone for the same reason, so maybe it's just me.


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195,982 The next bitch to tell me I need to eat a cheeseburger should show up with a cheeseburger for me.

Otherwise stfu and stop with the bodyshaming.


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195,981 I am the poster that dressed up as a ballerina for Halloween down a couple posts below.  I am a female in my 30s. I really love that costume and I plan on getting high after work on Friday and putting that costume on and dancing and then having a nice dinner. Also,  I sure as hell am not going to look up Australian spiders when I’m high ever again (I posted about that too).  It feels good to get this out.


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195,979 I want all illegals deported, along with Democrats, they should be exiled.  I used to be a Democrat and never thought I’d say this. I would never consider myself a Republican ( don’t like them either) but the way the Democrats have behaved and what is going on, they are a dangerous parasite.


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195,978 I have to hide my support of our president. I tell people I picked the lesser of the evils when I voted. The truth is I really like Trump and I think he’s a great president.


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195,977 Every night that you don't sleep in my bed I wish you were here. I am the one who doesn't want the commitment of being your girlfriend, but man I want to sleep with you every night. We cuddle all night long every night that we spend together. So I guess it is my secret that I secretly wish we could sleep together every night. Minus the commitment, and you keep your own place, but we just spend every night together.


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195,976 My secret: I have an 8-inch dick.



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195,975 I was a ballerina for halloween last year.I loved wearing the costume so much and looked so good in it.I wish I could wear it year round.


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195,974 I don’t understand why all of these immigrants don’t fight for their family’s home. You know, those cartel druggie people. Well, I guess I see. It’s easier to invade your neighbor’s country and get freebies, than it is to fight to fix their homes


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195,973 I want you to be my wifE.


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195,972 All Democrats who want open boarders should be required to be financially responsible for the well being of all refugees they so desperately want.


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195,971 I feel nauseated when I see people eating ranch dressing.


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195,970 So much moral grandstanding about immigration!   Everybody I know wants open borders. My secret is I don’t I am happy with this administration stance on illegals.  I do not want us to become a Third World country. My family came here legally from Nicaragua.


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195,969 My mother in law pronounces it as "FRANCH DRESSING".

Makes me cringe.


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195,968 When my church has a potluck dinner, I always volunteer to clean up. There are always leftovers. As the person cleaning up, I can't just throw out the uneaten food. So I take the stuff home. I get free meals and desserts that lasts for days. Well worth the hour long effort of cleaning up.


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195,967 I'm a 47 year old woman, married, who can NOT take my eyes off my neighbor's boy.  He's 19, and I've never been so turned on in my life! I'm sure I could fuck him.  I want to.
Should I?


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195,966 FUCK TRUMP



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195,965 I don't normally gloat, but the high school announced the winners of all the local scholarships and awards. The town newspaper printed the names and what awards they won. My child won the most. He he.  


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195,964 I don't want to go to the gym tonight. I want to go to the bar tonight.


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195,963 Oh, how naive you are, new coworker.  You think that because you don't answer to me, that you can be a bitch to me.
Little do you know how I will dismantle all of that.  Enjoy your accounts for now. I will have them asking for another Rep within a couple weeks.
Always treat everyone equal!  I treat our Cleaning Lady with the same respect as our GM.


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195,962 I work in an office. One day we were having a very frustrating day, nothing was working right. In exasperation I pantomimed slicing my throat with a letter opener. Next thing I know I'm called to HR who is sending me for a company mandated mental evaluation. WTF?


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195,961 So I watched the MTV movie awards last night.  There is CLEARLY an agenda to do away with gender.  Jeez..... They don't have the best male performance or best female performance categories because "we are genderless"  bla bla bla...meanwhile, of the 5 performances, 4 were girls and one was of a gay guy.  Seriously???? Oh and 3 girls presented it.  I'm so sick of them trying to make men into women and this girl power shit.  Sorry, there are boys and there are girls in this world.  Except for hermaphrodites, that's how we are born.  And I am a female in my 30's, so tired of this.  I like my men to be men.  I don't want a genderless man.  Live and let live but don't push your shit on people u know???  Annoying


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195,960 It should be illegal for the supermarket to put ice cream on sale!


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195,959 My old fuck buddy wants to get together again. It's been a couple years. I'm nervous that I've gained so much weight. Went from 235 to 270.

I wasn't small by any means before but I was at least curvy and felt cute. Now I'm even less of an actual shape and just feel disgusting.

He's incredibly fit and works out a lot. Easily the best sex I've ever had. I'm worried he'll think I'm disgusting too.


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195,958 I live in an apt complex.  Probably 60 buildings with 8 spots in each building.  There’s a cleaning lady.  She goes from building to building sweeping the steps and hallways . Iv seen her around the last few years.  Always very friendly and she has a great ASS!! Probably the stairs! LOL.  Anyway , this morning she saw me through the window walking around in a T-shirt and no underwear.  I have a pretty big dick and her smile let me know she noticed. Now she’s in my building sweeping.  She has hit my door with the sweeper head several times hard!  Should I invite her in? Should I duck her?  Is this shitting where you eat??


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195,957 I am a life long gym rat and one thing drives me crazy. When I go to the shower and some asshole leaves their empty drink bottles (or other trash) in the shower. For god's sake! You just spent two hours lifting weights & doing cardio. Is putting your garbage in the trash can 6 feet away too much effort? Fu**ing pigs.


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195,956 My husband has tried to start a business for seven years now. He hasn't tried very hard, I think he just believes if he wishes hard enough for it to come together, it'll just materialize. The idea is great, but it takes a lot of work, and he just doesn't put it in. He's not business minded at all. He's never had a day job, so he had the advantage of having all day every day to work on this business. I was patient for the first three years. I know these things don't happen overnight. Then around the fourth year, it started to wear a little thin. Then we had our first baby, and I told him the deal had to be that he would be a stay at home dad and could work on his business at night. He said fine. Of course, that hasn't happened. I've taken at least one day off of work a week ever since to help with the baby so he "can catch up on stuff" and get his "ducks in row" to get this business off the ground.  Now we're about to have our second child and he swears he'll just be a stay at home dad this time around. I don't know why I bother believing a thing this man says. I'm sick of sacrificing my career so he can waste my time. I wish he would just get some boring 9-to-5 or truly stay home.

I'm also starting to think there's never been a "business."


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195,955 Man when you’re stoned, food just tastes so good.


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195,954 I wonder if anyone here has ever had sex with a man close to 500lbs... What was it like? I found a really hott guy but he's super big and told me he was nearly that size. I'll let him fuck me but I wonder what to expect ...

25f


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195,953 *Sitting on the couch, I’m doing paperwork. Husband is kinda watching tv while playing on his phone*

Husband: I’m going to become a dog trainer

Me: Me too

Husband: No! Why do you always have to copy me?

Me: Too late! I’m already a dog trainer!

Husband: *walking out of the room* Everyone knows dog training is my thing!

Me: *yelling after him* Fine! Then I’m going to clown college!

Yes this conversation took place. No none of it was real. This is how most of our conversations go. They are completely made up. I think our last conversation about finances went like this:

Me: *paying the bills. Says something about the bills.*

Him: Why don’t you just win the lottery already?

Me: Why am I always the one that’s responsible for winning the lottery? You’re just as capable of winning the lottery as I am!

Or when he left the house:
Me: kiss me bitch
Him: *kisses me* Goodbye Jerk Face

This is how we talk to each other. It’s kind of weird, but it seems to work for us. Maybe we’re both just so bored with real life that we make stuff up. I don’t know.




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195,952 My family is very wealthy. Growing up I had friends from all sorts of backgrounds, including several from lower middle class backgrounds.  I never judged them, never felt superior etc. as a matter of fact their parents would often make comments about my car, my clothing, implying I was spoiled.  I would remain polite.  I later learned that these “friends” actually hated me. They would spit on my car when I wasn’t looking and used me because I would often drive or cover costs when we’d go out.  Some of the most judgemental and resentful people I’ve ever met were people of limited means. I guess the moral of the story is you can’t judge anybody until you get to know them no matter what background they have. Being wealthy or being poor is neither virtuous nor immoral.


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195,951 The best part of having you out of my life is I no longer have to pretend that I like the music links that you send me.  I get that you are into music and indie bands but sending me a couple of songs a day was just excessive.
Hope the new guy(s) in your life appreciate the music links more than I did, I tried to be interested and listen carefully to the lyrics in the beginning but to be totally honest I usually just deleted them without listening by the end.


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195,950 I never lied to you about the way I feel for you.  I did lie, only once though.  I wish you had never left.  I miss you so much.


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195,949 While at the market,  I saw 2 very young cuties at different times.   Both were with their mom's.  Neither know me but I know about them.     One petite cutie was wearing very tight skimpy semi-trashy tight shorts,  a white mid-riff  t-shirt, and had a bit of a raw look.    She looked like the classic stereotypical "trailer trash"..  She is not known to be a good student and has a bit of a wild rep. but is actually not wild at  all and  her family has some hard times financially.  

The other girl had on jeans, a nice blouse,  hair in a pony tail, looked and acted like tha nice Christian  cute girl next store.  I know she is a good student and attends church regularly with her family.    

I have a nephew who knows both girls at school.     He told me the "trashy" looking girl is really nice,  has a wild look, socializes well, does some weed,  and  her bf tells my nephew she will not have sex with him.    

My nephew is on the baseball team and is friends with  the "nice" girl's  bf.    The bf makes no secret that the "nice " girl blows his socks off anytime and anywhere he wants.   Not only that,  her ex bf has also told my nephew they had sex all the time without condoms at her house  because she is on bc..

So the "trashy"  looking girl is actually  working real hard to make the best   of hard times.    She is not wealthy, things are not good for her.   But she is hanging in there and my nephew says he LIKES her.    

Sex doesn't make you good or bad but if you look trashy,  that  can give you a bad rep.    

The other "nice Church" girl lives in a nice home, things are good for her... and good for her...  and she has a good rep.    

It was like that when I was in hi school.    One girl I knew back then came from a poor family,  she barely got thru school.    Everyone knew she was going to get pregnant and be a burden.  And she did get pregnant , after she got marrried at 19, and had two kids back to back.     Her hubby left her a few years later for an 18 yo cutie.    

Years later, the trashy girl is now a hothshot VP in a big banking firm, has a beach home, drives a Merced,   and does GREAT.   We talk now and then.   She says life is good but she remembers the pain.      I hope that trashy looking cutie I saw at the store does well too.    She deserves it.    We all do.  

So moms and dads out there....  focus on your kids before trashing the other kids....  especially if they are not as lucky as your kids.    You may find out your trash talkin' applies more to your kid then then the other kid.... and wish them all well.    


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195,948 The phone started ringing right as my orgasm began! A total distraction. Dammit!!!


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195,947 My wife has:

- a pair of sneakers for running three mile workouts

- a different pair for running over 5 miles

- yet another pair for running half marathons

- and a pair for running full marathons

-  then there is the pair for triathlons where they are stretchy so they can be changed quicker

- all the above workouts involved pavement, so my wife has another pair for running on trails

But there is more.

- She has special bicycle sneakers with clips on the bottom

- She has sneakers for tennis

- She has sneakers for walking around town

- She has a different pair for walking around town on rainy days

- She has a pair for working in the garden.

Not done yet:

- She has a laceless pair for yoga. They are just for going to yoga. She slips them off before the class.

- She has a pair for aerobics

We are going to Europe this summer. My wife says she’s going out to buy a new pair of sneakers for the trip. I asked what’s wrong with her current sneakers, like the ones she uses to walk around our town.

She told me they won’t work in Europe. European sidewalks are different.

Oh.


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195,946 I chat with this gorgeous woman on Facebook occasionally.  She's single, and she's always telling me how guys are intimidated of her because she's slim and attractive.  No wonder she's single.  Nobody wants to listen to some single woman talk all the time about how guys find her attractive.


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195,945 I've always assumed this picture is a fake. Just some dope using photoshop.




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195,944 I love how , now that we are married, my wife looks floored when she barks an order at me, and i tell her to FUCK OFF!
what? you thought i'd change and let you take away my balls because we got married? HELL NO!!
I won't be like these pussy men I see, following their wives around, doing what they can to not rock the boat.

You got who you married.


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195,943 Two summers ago I played a prank on my town. Syrian refugee issues were in the news. Our liberal town had taken in a few families. They were given free housing. Turns out the town owned a few properties so the refugees were given free reign to live there. The taxpayers also funded a food and clothing allowance.  Not that the taxpayers agreed to any of this, but the liberal leadership just freely gave away our tax dollars.

My town has a Friday evening concert in the park. An easy listening band is paid to play Burt Bacharach songs while residents picnic on the lawn.

The concerts start at 7:00 PM. So one Friday I showed up at lunchtime before anyone was around. Using string and stakes, I cordoned off a 20 by 40 foot area right in front of the stage. This was prime real estate for the concert goers. But I claimed the entire area.

I then taped signs to the string saying "Refugee Seating Only".

The trap was set.

I came back at 6:00 PM and watched.  Early birds started arriving. They'd walk up to their usual prized spot in front of the stage, only to find it was cordoned off. They'd look at the string. They'd read the signs, and to my amazement, every one of them backed off. They retreated further from the stage to set up their lawn chairs. They totally accepted the idea that refugees deserve to have the best seats in town.

This surprised me. I thought the regulars would rebel and get mad that the refugees were being given special consideration. But no, everyone totally accepted the idea.

There were even families who showed up with small children. The children, seeing the empty grass area at the very front, went there to play. They were quickly shooed away by people sitting nearby.

"No, you can't play there. That area is for refugees only."

After watching this, I kind of backed off from politics. It seemed pointless to me. I was hoping people would get upset about the refugees getting the best seats, and then by extension people would question why the refugees received free housing and why the rest of us were paying them a stipend.

But no one cared. No one minded that the refugees got more than everyone else.

I've lamented over this failed experiment.  Did people not care because they are kind and good and giving and they believe the refugees deserve more than others?

Or are people just lazy and mindless. They know it's wrong but they can't be bothered to do anything about it because they are too interested in drinking their wine and chowing down on shrimp salad?

It puts me in mind of this current illegal immigrant controversy. Do most people really believe illegal immigrants deserve special consideration where they don't have to obey laws? Or do most people not care because they are too busy mindlessly stuffing their faces with shrimp salad?


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195,942 it is not real, j. not for us.
it never was.
it never will be.


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195,941 It's unfair some women are prettier than others. I think the pretty women should have their faces disfigured.


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195,940 Just so I get this straight-

1) Illegals commit a crime by crossing the border with their kids
2) Illegals get caught
3) Illegals get charged and put in jail
4) Kids get separated from parents because the parents are put in jail for committing a crime.

How is different from any other parent who's committed a crime?



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195,939 The last time my wife initiated sex was 2009.  I tried initiating sex in 2010, but she wasn't having it.


Yep, it's been 9 years since I had sex with my wife.


What's a man supposed to do?



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195,938 I have watched a lot of porn, but I have never seen anyone suck as much cock as the Mooch did this morning on national TV!  Wow!  He got it all down and kept it there.  Way to go Mooch!!


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195,937 80% of women wear the wrong sized bra.


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195,935 If I binge eat for a week, my fingernails grow much faster than normal.


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195,934 What is phone sex exactly? I've never done it so I don't know. I assumed it meant you talk to your significant other on the phone about how you will have sex next time you are together. But is it more? Do people actually do things on the phone like masturbate and describe it to the person on the other end? Is that what people mean by phone sex?


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195,933 He remembers how I suck his dick and his balls and what my pussy feels like, but I'm not even 100% sure he remembers my name.

I'm probably still going to go see him but I can already tell.I'm catching feelings for a fuck buddy. Damn it. At 30, you'd think I'd know better.


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195,932 You're not coming over tonight and I so wish you were because I get so horny every time I think about fucking you.


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195,931 I can never say this to my friends, but stop posting about every damn thing you do! You rode your bike 5 miles today. I don't fucking care. I don't want to read about it. i don't want to see a picture of you on your bike. It makes me cringe. You put on biking clothes to ride 5 miles. Holy shit you are vain. Athletes riding 100 miles put on biking clothes. Not pudgy 35 year old housewives casually rolling into town. People like you have no purpose in life. You shouldn't exist. You are nothing but more traffic on the highway. It would be better if you were euthanized and we could use your remains as fertilizer for crops.


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195,930 Here are the two essential, unarguable reasons why Americans will never get interested in soccer:

1. It is FUCKING BORING. Sorry, you elitist Eurocentric traitors--90 minutes of 2 guys kicking a ball to each other while the rest stand around and watch, and no one ever scores a goal, is BORING. We Americans like to watch things happen. NOTHING HAPPENS IN SOCCER.

2. The players act like pussies, taking a dive every five seconds, flopping around like girls with menstrual cramps and pretending to cry while peeking out to see if anybody's buying their act. In America we don't like girly men--if you are male you are expected to have a testosterone level above zero and some actual pride.

You can rant and rave, you can say Americans are troglodytes, you can put us down any way you want, but we don't care because WE KNOW WE'RE RIGHT.


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195,929 I know a few people that have kids together, and I’m sorry, but....

Their kids are so ugly. Not to be mean, but the got the worst features from the mother and father. Maybe they’ll grow out of it. At least there’s plastic surgery if they ever get bullied, or want to change themselves


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195,928 I am tired of hearing about Islam. I’m sick about what they are doing to my country.


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195,927 Why am I the one always making the coffee at work. My coworkers are lazy assholes.


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195,926 Meh. These bitches are a dime a dozen.


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195,925 Oh, it’s Fathers Day ?
I wonder if my grown kids know?


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195,924 At my kid’s school, there was an outrage about the dress code a few days before the end of classes once the weather got warm. The half shirt tank tops worn by girls weren’t allowed, and neither were the ‘muscle’ tanks allowed by the guys.

The outrage was about “my shoulders are sexy?” and people acted insulted. I talked to my daughter about it, she was one that was upset. I asked her if she was creeped out by me looking at the little fabric ‘flower’ between the cups of her bra. She squealed and covered up, taking five steps back. She was grossed out, and I could see she was mad because of what I’d said. But yet she says she had every right to wear it, even though she wore an extra shirt over it around me. Wtf?

It’s not about shoulders, it’s not about spaghetti straps, it’s about tits. If girls want to show off their boobs, they wear as little as possible and show as much skin as they can. That’s what it’s about. This is why there is a dress code. Girls want to show off their bodies, and guys will do everything in their power to look. It’s not shoulders, you idiots. It’s tits. Guys can’t pay attention to algebra when they look at boobs, especially when the people involved are all teens.

Yes. Stoop to their level. That’s how they think. T&A. Don’t be mislead by silly speeches, protests, or assemblies saying it’s about ‘shoulders’ - look a few inches lower.

When I go to pick up my daughter from school and I can see the areole of a dozen girls within a dozen feet of me, and i can see the design of the stitching of the bras on 14 year old kids, that’s why there are dress codes. Cover the fuck up. I don’t mean wear a garbage bag like muslims, but shown some respect for yourself!


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195,923 I love him. I met him 10 years ago on a Christian chat site. He helped me thru a break up with an ex. He is a hard working southern sexy man. We’ve both never married he’s 35 I’m 38. We talk still not all the time we go periods of not talking but when we sync back up it feels no time has passed. We have phone sex and I tell him how he’s the only one I want inside of me, he asks me if I’ve ever fantasized about him while having sex with someone else. Yes. He says the thought of me makes him hard no matter what. There is more than just insane sexual connection between us. My secret is I’m obese. He’s known I’m overweight but never this big. I I wanna meet him but I don’t want to meet him until I’ve lost 100lbs... he melts my heart and I wanna lose weight and be beautiful for him. Would love male opinions on this.


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195,922 Wtf really? It’s the middle of June, and I’m still wearing a jacket half the time I go to work.  I’ve got a hoodie and sweat pants on when I get up on the weekends. But yet... I see women wearing less clothes and revealing tops. I love the views, and my sunglasses hide my stares.

But yet women complain about being stared at when they dress to impress. I don’t get it.


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195,921 My wife, who does nothing to help around here, was going to be driving past the garden store on her way back from lunch with friends. I know better than to ask for her help, but I was very busy taking care of other household chores. So I broke my rule and asked if she could pick something up from the garden store. All my seedlings had come up except a ground hog had unearthed six plants. I needed a six pack of something to fill the void. I explained this to my wife and asked her to buy a vegetable. I specifically said though, "Don't buy corn and lettuce. We have plenty of those plants. Get something else."

A few hours later she comes home with a six pack of lettuce. I remind her that I specifically said don't buy lettuce.

She corrects me. She points out I said don't buy corn AND lettuce. So she didn't. She only bought the lettuce.

Life with a moron.


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195,920 At a music festival. Some people come early and set up their chairs & blankets. Some people come later and move the existing chairs and blankets so they can get comfortable. How fucking rude can you be? I got into an argument as I watched someone moving other peoples stuff so they could get a better spot for themselves. Fucking ass holes.


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195,919 My husband lacks the ability to empathize, he is incapable of respecting women, and he thinks all of the family’s excess funds need to be spent on him.  This fathers day I told him there’s $20 in his account and that’s the last he will hear from me about the holiday. Normally, I would make his favorite meal, buy him a card, encourage the kids to do the same, budget every excess penny to go towards “his day,” and spend the day trying my best to please him. I’m not doing it anymore, because after 13 years, NEVER receiving the same treatment in return on mother’s day/bday/anniversary, and consistently being disrespected and under appreciated, I am done.

Why can’t he realize that his life is about to get a whole lot worse without me in it? No one will ever love sucking his dick the way I do, no one will ever put his needs above all else, no one will ever expect absolutely zero from him in the way of housekeeping/laundry/child rearing/yard upkeep etc. Not even himself. He thinks life is tough now. He’s about to find out how tough life can be without a personal assistant fuck toy at his disposal. Idiot doesn’t even know how to make a dr appt or access his checking account.


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195,918 I pulled on the same jeans that I wore yesterday. They’re tighter than they were yesterday. I need to get control of myself.


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195,917 Here's a secret:  We have now, recently started to define ourselves by our political party.  Republicans have dropped their democrat friends and shun the associates, and democrats have done the same thing with regard to republicans.  On this site, I have read of people who have dropped friends and family because of differences in political opinion.  Our racism has come bubbling, gushing to the surface.  And now we are nasty and mean.

Here's the secret:  We used to not be this way.  We have been divided.  We have allowed someone else's ideals to overshadow our own.  We are being led and are falling meekly into a queue of malice and hatred.

We are The United States of America!!!  We are not like this!!!  We're just not.

God Bless America, land that I love.  Stand beside her and guide her through the night with the light from above!

God Bless You Republicans!
God Bless You Democrats!
God Bless You Independents and Others.
And God Bless YOU Migrants and those trying to be.

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

HALLELUJAH!!!


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195,916 Are there any pro-weed libertarian or republican men out there? That would be my ideal man.  Swoon


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195,915 I feel worthless. I can't tell you're not enjoying my company. I don't blame you. I am not a fun person to be around. I am introverted and quiet and shy. I'm not going to be loud and goofy and obnoxious.

I don't think we should see each other for a while. It'd probably better that you find other friends and I go back into hiding. It does hurt my feelings though when you point out how much more fun they are than me. I don't need the confirmation. I don't understand why youreally confused when I assume you'll drop me at some point.

Nobody stays. For good reason. I am so not worth staying for.


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195,914 I've been looking at Facebook and reddit all day. I didn't have any plans and finished all my errands in an hour. I've literally spoken to no one in almost 2 days. My ex texted me to come over, but other than those few texts, I've been completely alone.

My friends have all realized I'm so damn needy and I'm trying to give them space. I feel like a burden to be friends with.


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195,913 Well, it's that time of the month again.........

Now that I've lied to my family about feeling "sick", they went to dinner without me, and I'm getting drunk and going to bed early, and hopefully they won't think anything is odd.

Part of one of my digits was cut off a few years ago, and I almost cry when clipping my nails because of the nerve damage. Getting drunk first helps a lot!!! All 19 1/2 of my nails get clipped at once, and it's that last half that has me cursing and stomping. I'm not trying to be a drunk or anything, but the alcohol-induced numbness helps me deal with the pain. Like actual physical pain, not the mental kind. I've had more broken bones and stitches than anyone I know, so I can deal with pain, but this shit every month is getting to be like torture.

Sorry to vent, CC, but that's my secret. I'm drunk after sending my family away, lying to them so I can perform painful hygiene. Wow that sounds pathetic. Go ahead, laugh at me - no, really, go ahead - I'm laughing at myself through blurry eyes, and it would make me feel better if other people laughed with me, at me, if you get what I'm saying.


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195,912 I like going to church because there are lots of cute guys.


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195,911 My ex fwb gave me hpv 18 and I had to have it removed from my cervix. My Dr said since it was gone now I don't need to disclose especially since he's most.likely already a carrier. Im not sure what to do since he wants to start hanging out again.


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195,910 It's been too long since I've bent you over my knee, spanked your ass til it's red and used ice on it after....wonder if you ever think of me?


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195,909 This is the best sex I have ever had. So fucking good. He pounds me and is rough just how I like it. Many guys seem intimidated by a girl who likes it rough. Or they may get a little rough but are afraid to overdo it. Not him.

Now we are eating meals together though. I do like him, and I know he has feelings for me also. But I can't let myself get into another crappy relationship again. If this continues, the relationship aspect of it is going to go further. He knows I don't want that, but he also knows that I do have at least some feelings for him. I think he wants this to become a relationship, and not just a sexual thing.

So what do i do? I do not want to stop sleeping with him, it's just too good. Btw we work together. Def don't want anyone at work finding out.


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195,908 I'm so tired of being poor


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195,907 Either all the men on this site come from the same backgrounds, or all men really just want and think about sex.

News flash: life is more than just getting your weiner wet.
Makes me resent men even more.
Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I need to put out.
I’m never having children for this reason. F*ck giving a guy that pleasure.


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195,906 My wife likes chocolate bars, and wine, and flowers, and bracelets, and going to dinner, and chick flicks, and gourmet coffee.

Every week, at least once a week, I make sure to come home with one of these items. It's a gift. No strings attached. It makes her smile so it makes me smile.

I like sex. Once every six months she begrudgingly allows sex to happen.

We've been married for 9 years. I don't think there will be a 10th.



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195,905 I've always heard that Women in their 50's were just as interested in Sex as when they were in their 30's......So why is it So hard to find 1?


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195,904 My pussy used to be really tight. Like too tight. Whenever we had sex, I would have to lie on my back and breathe deeply and focus on relaxing all of my muscles and use my hand to guide him in. He would have to slowly push in and out, going in an inch at a time. Once it was all the way in, we were good to go. But it was always at least a bit painful and I couldn’t tolerate it for a very long time. Sometimes I would bleed. He also told me he could feel the sensation sometimes that he was tearing things. I always liked sex, but I preferred giving a blow job over intercourse, if I could. And once we did it, I never wanted to go again because it hurt too much.

After the first baby, no change. Still just as tight. But after the second baby, it just slides right in. And it doesn’t hurt. It feels GOOD. like really good. And I crave his cock in a way I never did before. We can do all the positions and go as long as we want. And we can do it multiple times. And I’m never wishing for it to be over so it will stop hurting.

But I admit, it doesn’t feel as “full” as it did before. And I know he’s not being gripped and squeezed as tightly as before. If I kegel around his cock, he will moan, so I try to do that a lot.  Before if I kegeled around his cock he couldn’t even feel the difference (I asked him). He has never said anything about it or given any indication that he is not satisfied by my pussy.

My secret is that I don’t know if I’m “loose” now or if I’m just “normal.” I haven’t asked him because I’m afraid to hear the answer.


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195,903 Ok, now let's all pretend we are interested in soccer.

You are being controlled.


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195,902 *#* my wife told me to go fuck my self. Went and mastrabuted. Best sex I have had in a long time


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195,901 It really upsets me that they are separating kids from their parents at the border. I cry thinking about all those scared children who may never see their parents again.


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195,900 She started out using her hands, then moved on to a magic wand and her hand. Then she hoarded various household items. The lint roller was her favorite.
She had such large breasts with a button of a nipple on each one. They rose steeply off her chest, nearly perpendicular. She claimed that they weren't sensitive, and I'm inclined to believe her.
She managed to fashion herself a small dildo out of modeling clay. It was pathetically small, but was kind of what she had sought, staring at Kevin's ass, thinking about his cock, being his lover.
She had a studded belt that she used as a choker, and was able to tighten it by moving her head. She thought of her man riding her as he grabbed an arm and a leg and roughly thrusted in and out of her.
For a minute or two, she felt loved. She felt the extasy of this connection. It seemed so real. His beautiful eyes into hers. His hands all over her beautiful large breasts. Her insides did somersaults. She began to cry.




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195,899 Took my first trip out to see you FOUR years ago. Time makes me so very sad. It passes by like nothing, and before I have a chance to catch up, I’m already starting to die. Ugh


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195,898 I wrote some code this week to steal about 50,000 pages of information from another website. I think this officially makes me a hacker.


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195,897 Today, we are dealing with spiritual wickedness in high places.  That is why everything seems so strange and unlikely.  It's supernatural.  


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195,896 All your college kids are snorting Adderall; I know because they come to me for weed and think that makes me a pharmacist so they ask constantly. Most of them don't really need to to keep up, they just like to not have to put any effort into focusing. I suspect this is a dangerous thing for society as a whole.


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195,895 I have always read stories of how people know that their husband or wife was the one.

I feel like that is happening to me now




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195,894 I deleted my dating apps and cut off all the guys I talked to for a man that I’ve had incredible chemistry over the phone and will meet next week


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195,892 If it's that important for you to take the phone call, I could've just left. 45 minutes of dinner. My entire meal eaten and cleared and you're still on the phone. Mouthing a half assed "sorry" is not cool.

This is the second time this week you've left me in the dust for some other girl. I get it. We're just friends and I'm ugly.


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195,891 I’m a confirmed bachelor.  Mid 40s.  Great Job by some standards.  I’ll make over a hundred grand this year.  Most people that know me think I have it made. Truth is, I leave work everyday and drive around for 4 hours because it’s too early to start drinking.  Then I get home around 7pm and ..... start drinking.  I’m in bed by 10 and do it all again tomorrow.  It truly sucks.  When the need for human contact gets too much I find a hooker and have whatever a couple hundred will get me.  Sometimes it’s just holding her and sometimes it’s sticking my tongue up her ass while getting a blow job.  After that... grab a cheese burger and a bottle of whisky. My life is only leading to an end.   Yet... and brace yourself.... some part of suspects I’m supposed to do more.  I feel like I need to speak to people.  Not about my life but about what life is SUPPOSED to be.  Maybe the alcohol is making me delusional.  


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195,890 I have a female relative on facebook, 30 something. She posts things like

'Trump is a cock sucking asshole'.

'I'd like to see his cock get run over by a truck. '

'His wife is a cunt.'

I want to shake her. Remember, what you post on facebook is forever!

You want the real rub? She's a teacher at an elementary school. I'm pretty certain the principal and the parents would frown upon her using the words cock and cunt on a public forum.


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195,889 I’m high right now and I just looked up Australian spiders. I really shouldn’t have done that.


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195,888 I hope you don't regret what happened between us.  I know I don't.  I wish I knew what you actually thought about the situation.


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195,887 Sometimes I hear the doorbell ringing but there is no one there. It took me a few times to realize I'm hearing the doorbell in my head. It's not real. Weird.


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195,886 People hate on and judge people with herpes so much and it’s ridiculous. I hate seeing that judgement. I don’t have herpes. But you know what? I could. And you could too! Honestly who hasn’t had unprotected sex before. Obviously we all use protection to very differing degrees, but if you have ever had sex without a condom and without recent screening papers, EVEN ONCE BEFORE, you have taken that risk too. We can’t hate on someone for getting unlucky when we’ve put ourselves in the exact same position. Also, a lot of people get herpes on their mouth as BABIES from relatives kissing them. Stop the hate. Let’s all be a little kinder


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195,885 The man I was in love with sent me a video of him fucking some chick a few days ago. Honestly I’m sad that it didn’t work between us but so glad he’s out of my life.


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195,884 My secret, I once used a mirror to watch myself poop. I was planning to do it while on the john, but I couldn't see well enough. So I set a towel on the bathroom floor and laid down. It took a while to convince my body to poop in that position, but I managed to do it. If was actually quite interesting to watch. It wasn't sexual, not really. It was more of me taking an interest in my body. Afterwards I was very embarrassed with myself. What kind of kook poops and watches herself while laying on the floor?

This happened a few years ago and I'm still embarrassed. But now I'm wondering, has anyone else ever done something like this? I guess I'm looking for validation that I'm not alone and others have tried strange things too.


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195,883 My son is about to graduate. There is one kid in the class who scares the shit out of me. He is not mentally stable. Smart as can be. He has stellar SAT scores. But has also shown himself to be evil. He stalks teachers. He has keyed their cars. He painted racist graffiti around the school. He posts online in graphic detail about how he would like to masturbate in front of certain girls. For these incidents he has been suspended multiple times. The final straw that I think will send him over the edge, he wasn't accepted to college. He applied but no school would take him. I think they read his discipline report and refused to admit him. So as all his peers are graduating and looking forward to going away in the fall, he will be left behind. This sounds paranoid but I'm really worried he is going to bring a gun to the graduation ceremony.




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195,882 I've had a strange couple of years. Somehow the neighborhood tavern I frequent became 'hip' with a younger crowd. I got to know most of these kids.

In the past two years I have had sex with 8 different young women (as in young enough to be my daughter young). Including a long weekend at a hotel with two girls who decided they wanted to "fuck you to death." They came close.

I am in no way a smooth operator or anything. I guess fate has just thrown me a bone.


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195,881 So Im sitting on the toilet because I had to piss bad and reach over and grab the mouthwash. Take a mouthful, swishing it around in my mouth, still pissing when all of a sudden I feel a sneeze coming on. What to do? I couldn’t stop pissing so I sat on the toilet, mouthful of mouthwash and sneezed. Mouthwash goes freakin everywhere !!! Kind of embarrassing, eh? And funny too.


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195,880 The fact that my husband thinks it’s acceptable to listen to music loudly at 7am in the bathroom adjoining our bedroom , as I sleep, is all a divorce court really needs to hear.


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195,879 We were talking for so long and came close to meeting.  You said all these nice things.  And you disappear and deleted your email??  I feel so horrible.  You did that to get away from me.  We didn't fight, there was nothing bad.  It's so drastic and I feel horrible that you did that because of me.  I really like you and miss talking to you.  I can't believe it.  =( =( ...


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195,878 I love sucking his balls while he slaps his dick across my face. It's such a power play. He thinks he's the dominant one. But with a few tricks of the tongue I can make him shake and willing to do whatever I want.


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195,877 I can have a wicked orgasm just from having a man play with my tits and suck on them while he fingers me.  I love that


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195,876 After my divorce I never want to see my wife again. I'm not bitter. She's not a good person and I just want to never be in her presence again.

The same goes for one of my children. I want to have no relationship with her. She should consider herself fatherless. I will not ever answer a call from her. I will not ever respond to an email from her.

As to my other children, they are kind decent people and they are always welcome in my life.


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195,875 Update on marijuana cessation: The night sweats ended somewhere around the 2nd week and sleep became restful again, but for some reason the night sweats and restlessness came back the past two nights. I dont know what that’s all about, maybe something to do with the drug remaining in the system longer than other drugs. The cravings kicked in this week. Stress has been excessive, so I’ve been struggling with the knowledge that relaxation isn’t going to happen. The day ends, I’m a ball of stress, and then I go to bed.  I have drank alcohol twice, the first time was a mixed drink with 4 oz of alcohol. It was actually quite nice. But the second time was bleh, and I was reminded why I don’t like alcohol. In the end, I’m glad I quit marijuana. It isn’t so bad. I’m never going back. Unless, of course, it’s rescheduled by the feds. I wish I could find a decent replacement.


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195,874 Netflix just passed a new rule saying employees cannot look at each other for more than 5 seconds. Anything longer would be considered harassment.

We've gone off the deep end.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/06/netflix-five-second-staring-rule/


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195,873 Why is my generation so pro-big government?  I don’t get it.  All of my friends have a deep hatred towards anybody considered “wealthy“ and believe the government should take control of their assets to level out the field. I don’t agree and I pretty much say nothing because I know I would just get yelled at. I’m hoping it’s a phase or something.  I didn’t vote in 2016 but I intend to vote in 2020.


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195,872 I emailed him to say hello.

Why do I feel like such a creep

My anxiety is unreal


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195,871 There is a high end country club / golf course in my town. It's beautiful. The grounds are really well maintained. Weed free grass on every fairway.

Running along each side of the golf course is a road with houses. These are high end homes. We are talking several million dollars each.

A few years ago I heard about a woman in one of the homes dying of cancer. She was in her 40s. Then her next door neighbor died, also of cancer. Then the manager of the golf course died - yep, of cancer. All under 50. I've now lost track of all the cancer deaths next to the golf course.

All the homes have well water by the way. See the possibility? The golf course uses weed killer. It gets into the water supply. The nearby residents drink the water.

Me, I live in a little house on the far side of town. No million dollar mansion for me. But I'm perfectly good staying where I am!


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195,870 Graduation tomorrow. Our public high school has ruled that the Eagle Scouts in the class cannot wear their special blue cord on their shoulder showing their Eagle status. It is deemed to be unfair to the other students who are not Eagle Scouts. The school is insisting all student be alike for graduation.

At the same time though, girls are allowed to wear a gold chain with a cross around their necks. So the blue cord for boys is a no go, but the gold cross representing religion for girls is okay.

We trip over ourselves with this PC garbage.

  


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195,869 Universal basic income will weed out the truly evil and greedy. They will be ridiculed.  I can’t wait.


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195,868 I am a parent like much of you. And Like many of you I love my children immensely and there is nothing I would not do to see them succeed. Their father and I have put all our blood, sweat and tears into all our three children 19, 17 and 10. We are the only family among our peers and within our families that have put all three through private school from Kindergarten through high school.

Here's my issue... My 19 year old daughter went off to college this year as a freshman. These are the incidents that have all ocrred this school year.

1.)She has gotten arrested for possession of Marijuana while smoking in her dorm. We hired an attorney being that she is so young and we did not want her life to start out with a blemish on her record.

2) I've walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking in my house.

3.) My 10 year old daughter walked in on her sister giving her boyfriend a hand job.

4.) I woke up and discovered a guy in her room recently. She told me she picked up that morning and brought him to our house. Later I questioned this guy and he told me he spent the night and slept in her bed.

5.) She had a car accident (her third) and she left the scene of the accident. The owner of the vehicle is suing her father an excess of $200,000 to 1 million. We are a middle class, working family. There is no way we have the funds to settle this case. As a result thier father may have to close his business and open another one under someone's else's name.

6.) My daughter got a D in history. She isn't a D student. As a result she is taking a summer course to bring up the D.

Long story short.. My daughter is coming home at 4, 5, 6 AM and and barely making it to 9AM summer school.

The last straw was her sneaking a guy in. I told her if she cannot follows my rules by obeying curfew and respecting my house than she needs to find a place to live. Today she came home and got her things and I am heart broken. I hate that I had to do this. It kills me but I have no other choice. I cannot live in turmoil  and disrespect.

Pray for me and my daughter.


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195,867 I had two fingers up his ass yesterday. Men love this.


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195,866 I build websites. I was making a change to one recently when I kind of blew it. I created code for a webpage where a user could enter a file name and hit submit. I then had code on the server side. It would see the file name and make a line by line copy of the file.

But I had a bug. I was triggering on the wrong variable. The loop for the line by line copy was infinite. It never stopped. The server kept adding more and more to the copy of the file. This new copy grew larger and larger.

This was a problem. It wasn't my server. It was at a server farm and was used by many companies to host their website. I believe there were several hundred websites on that machine.

All this happened late at night when my code started creating the massive file and I had no way to stop it. I watched the file grow to 1 Gig.  Then 100 Gigs. Then 500 Gigs....

I knew what would soon happen. The file would use up all available disk space and the server would crash, bringing down hundreds of other websites with it. It's not supposed happen. There are supposed to be partitions in place limiting how much disk space I can use. But the hosting company boasted that it offered unlimited space.

I tried contacting the hosting company, but it was late at night. No one was around.  I could do nothing but go to bed myself.

Sure enough next day there were several articles online about how a number of websites on the internet were down. It was worse than I thought. It wasn't just the one server that got bogged down. All the other servers at the hosting company were using the same bank of hard drive space. All the servers eventually ran out of room and crashed.  Tens of thousands of websites were down.

Ooops.


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195,865 I guess I've realized that I'll never get over you, but I can move on.  You will always have a place in my Heart.  I do hope you find the right man, and are happy.  
That's hard to say, but it shows me that I truly love you.


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195,864 I’m severely depressed and functioning too well for anyone to notice. I’m showing up and performing at work. I make jokes with my coworkers. I say I’m not hungry when, really, being depressed has robbed me of my appetite. My husband is at a pivotal point in his work. I don’t want to bother him. My best friends are all going through big life stuff- one just got married, one just got dumped, another is going back to school. Can’t bother them. Therapy does nothing for me. I attend, but it’s a waste of money.

I’m grieving on top of everything else. My family is falling apart after the loss. I was getting down before that, but now? Full blown spiral. I don’t know what to do.


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195,863 My wife and I drive a semi cross-country. Our company has a terminal in a small rural town in Pennyslvania. Last time we were there, she nagged me to go for a 2 mile hike with her. While we were out, I noticed what looked like a condom package on the ground beside the road. I just kept walking until we got back to the terminal. We were there for the evening, and all the while I couldn't stop thinking about that condom - was it really a condom, just laying there, unused? A few hours later, just before sunset, she fell asleep, so I took a stroll back along our hiking path, and, sure enough - it was indeed a fresh, sealed condom! So, naturally, I did my civic duty - I ripped it open then and there, rolled it on my penis and masturbated all the way back to the terminal! There were no cars, and no chance anyone saw me, but just the thought that someone COULD have seen me masturbating in PUBLIC was so HOT, I ended up shooting a HUGE load in my condom, so hard I could barely keep standing! When I finally finished oozing, I slipped off the condom, tied a knot in it, and stuffed it in my pocket - and I carried my "trophy" around for a WEEK, before I finally tossed it in a toilet in a truckstop ladie's room!
Now, I keep a condom on me at all times!


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195,862 he gave me herpes but I can’t stop seeing him


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195,861 As I approach my 40th birthday, I feel an intense pressure. Not because my job sucks or I don’t own a house or because I haven’t finished school.
No, it’s because my end of the world refuge is still just a piece of land. I need to finish my plan so my family, friends, and I have a safe place with all the things we need.
It gives me high anxiety.


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195,860 I've known three women who were adopted.  They all were fucked in the head in some way.  Two of them were crazily obsessed with dick.  The third, I don't know.  Daddy issues, I guess.  When I find out a woman was adopted, I assume she wants dick.


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195,859 It’s 4:44am where I’m at... I’m tossing/turning trying my hardest to go back to sleep. I’m thinking the only solution is for a hard dick to fill my pussy. It always works. Wish the hotel bar was still open. Why does staying in a hotel room always get me so damn horny?!?!


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195,858 I get infatuated with someone too quickly. help


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195,857 I miss having you in my bed, being in your arms, feeling your hands all over my body.


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195,856 Republicans are in for a rude awakening once Democrats take over. Their capitalist utopia will be coming to and end. Time to stop being selfish.


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195,855 My spouse has said repeatedly that if we divorce, he will kill himself. Sometimes I wish he just would. I don't actually want him to die. But I'm tired of living in this man's mental illness nightmare that he refuses to get help for. I'm tired of our children having to live in it. He gets to act out any way he wants while the rest of us walk on eggshells because we never know which person we're going to get when he walks through the door - the man who is happy, friendly, best-friend-to-everyone, or the man who rants and raves about how every failure of his is actually someone else's fault, how the world is out to get him, how the world never listens to him and wants to oppress him.

Last December, he almost killed both of us in a road rage incident that he chose to escalate with another driver because he couldn't just let a perceived slight go. Fortunately, our children were at home with a babysitter and not in the car with us. That would have been the last straw, but I found out I was pregnant again a few days later, so then I felt like I had to stick it out at least awhile longer. I'm also the sole income earner, and I can't afford to pay spousal and child support to him.

Things weren't always like this. We used to laugh all the time. We never fought. I don't know what snapped, but one day in 2016, everything changed. He's miserable all the time and I'm tired of either playing the upbeat spouse who tries to see the silver lining in everything, or feeding into the misery where I just eventually lose my temper because I'm so sick of him and his unwillingness to want help.

So sometimes I wonder if I should just call his suicide bluff and see what happens. The only thing holding me back is the slight possibility he'd choose to take the rest of us with him.


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195,854 I posted several weeks ago about my MIL setting herself on fire. She's 73yo. We just found out that she is going to have to have all of her fingers amputated because they were so badly burned and a lot of the skin grafts aren't taking. My FIL still hasn't been to the hospital to see her. He and my loser BIL are living it up on her disability checks (steal dinners, a laptop etc). My wife told them to save the money because we won't be able to take care of her if and when she gets out. My wife even offered to help them with paying the bills. They said no and they would manage. I think they want my wife and I to pay for them to live and for my MIL to live in a nursing home. I've been trying to tell my wife to stay out of their lives as much as she can. She has always gotten so sucked in by them and their ways and conflicts that she can't focus on her life and her kid's life..It's great to help people but not if it's going to cause her mental anguish. I hate to say it..but it would have been better for her...and really everyone else involved, if she had accomplished her goal....but I feel bad for thinking that.


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195,853 I am laying down right this minute to jackoff and cum so I can take a nap. Anyone wanna comment or help!


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195,852 My vibrator is held together with duct tape.


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195,851 Really?

I have an old email account on Yahoo. I tried to login recently. Yahoo displayed a message saying that since I haven't used the account in a while, they need to send me a verification code.

Where do they want to send the code?

To the same account I'm trying to access.

Um, hello? How can I see the verification code if they are sending it to the account I can't yet access?

Does anyone bother to think things through anymore?


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195,850 I see this coming.

In the midterm elections this November the democrats will win back the majority of seats in the House. They will then vote to impeach Trump.

Not because Trump did anything impeachable. Simply because they don't like him and are still sore about Hillary losing. They will think themselves clever.

But in reality, this will be the start of a Civil War. Think carefully democrats before you abuse your office and behave in such a corrupt manner.




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195,849 Last month I had an extremely intense experience... But first I need to give backstory..

When I was a child I used to go to a daycare inside this century old building that was a former convent for nuns. It still houses a good number of them today. As a child when I would wonder the halls I would always see these women in black dresses that were see through. They would turn toward me and motion for me to follow them but as always the daycare staff would grab me and pull me away. They never seemed to take notice of the women. As I grew older I realized I was seeing the spirits of nuns.

Growing up more I always had a curiosity about that building. Each time I would drive by it I would always turn and look at it. At times I would hear a voice not my own inside my head telling me to turn there and head inside. I always told myself that eventually I would venture inside and investigate for myself. Over the years I left most of organized religion behind in favor of exploring spiritual paths and the paranormal. Still I would get the feeling of a presence inside calling out to me... 25 years after I went there for daycare I would step inside once again...

A good part of the building was converted into a nursing home. My friend needed help moving stuff to her father in law who moved in there. Before I even turned to the road the building was on I felt something watching me intensely. The feeling steadily grew moment I parked at the building and went inside. As I started to make my way to the room I caught notice of a chapel. It was empty but still being used as candles were still lit up front. I saw something move and flicker with an odd light there but I dismissed it as possibly my eyes playing tricks on me. However the feeling remained of a very powerful presence calling to me. It was not a negative presence but one that slowly started to pull me toward the inside of the chapel.

I decided to take a break and told my friend I was gonna step out for a bit. I walked inside the chapel and instantly I got overwhelmed. Something was there that was indescribable and incomprehensible. Instantly all of the emotional walls I have built up due to years of abuse, handling of family drug issues, and all of the other bullshit I had to deal with in my life were obliterated. It was like a supersonic tidal wave against a sandcastle. When I started to become afraid a voice would speak inside my head that would repeat "Do not be afraid" and I felt an unusual overwhelming calm. The hardened guy and Army veteran I had built up to be was reduced to a sobbing mess in mere seconds. It was like my emotions were ripped out of me and put on display. Whatever this was I could tell was connected to something infinite and vast.... and well beyond anything I could comprehend. It had more power than any spirit being I encountered previously in my entire life. I was losing track of time and felt like I was in and out of my body at the same time ...had to keep telling myself that I wasn't going fucking nuts. It was like I had gone through a confession, forgiveness and an atonement in seconds...

After some time of this I felt the overwhelming calm again. My voice and breathing became very shaky but started to recover and return to normal. I told my friend what had happened and she believed I encountered the Holy Spirit which I am not sure what to exactly think about that as this presence did not feel like it had a religious label attached to it. That much I can tell.

What was this? . After this experience I have felt a hell of a lot better emotionally and mentally..

Zantac and asprin should not cause crazy shit like this to happen lol. I quit weed back in 2005 and have not done any reality altering substance since.


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195,848 When I was young I defined my life by what I was going to accomplish. Now that I'm older, I define my life by everything I failed to accomplish.


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195,847 Suppose you are at the beach. And it is a cold gray day. Rain is coming down. The wind is blowing. You are alone of course because no one else would be at the beach on such a day.

Then suppose you want to leave. Why wouldn't you leave? You are wet and uncomfortable and miserable. You want the experience to be over. No one would fault you for it right?

This is how I view my suicide. I'm alone and miserable. Nothing wrong with leaving this beach.

Goodbye.

PS - this is as close as I get to leaving a note.


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195,846 My husband got upset because I kindly asked him to stop touching me in a certain way (he was stroking my bare kneecap with the tips of his fingers and it was tickling/creepy and he didn't take the hint when I pulled away repeatedly). After he grew upset, called me a few choice words, and I explained to him that I am allowed to ask a person to not touch me in a certain way I knew he was going to storm away. Even more so, I knew he was going to storm away and leave his dinner plate on the couch. So, when he predictably stood up from the couch I asked him to please pick up after himself and, strangely/unusually he obliged (of course stomping and huffing was involved). Typically, he makes a comment about me doing my job (which he apparently seems to think involves picking up after him) and leaves his mess for me to clean up.

I have put up with this bullshit for so long because I had no earning potential. I have two young children and I am unable to provide so much as a shelter without my husband’s support. Of course, he won’t leave because he’s got a pretty sweet deal here, and I’ve tried homeless shelters but plain and simple they suck.

I recently finished college and I am set to make a pretty decent living. The career choice I chose is notorious for paying well with high demand. It shouldn't be a secret, but I getting the fuck out of here very soon. I will not be touched without my permission again, I will not pick up after a grown man again, I will not rely on anyone else but myself to provide for my children.

I interview tomorrow.


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195,845 Imagine how horrible to sit next to a Democrat at a dinner party.

"My salad is wilted.... My soup is cold.... My roast beef is tough.... What a terrible free meal !!!"



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195,844 My mailman lives in a trailer. I feel sad when I see him. He visits all these houses everyday yet he doesn't have one of his own.


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195,843 I lost my job today. I haven't told my wife yet.


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195,842 Last year, my family decided that we would stop going to the shore every summer. We had been going to the same beach since 1968.

So we're not going this year--but then my mom called me and said everyone wants to start going again next year.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love going to the shore. And, having gone for so many years, I have a connection to the place.

But I'm not that sure I want to go again. The past two years there has been at least one row about politics. And it's always the Liberals that start it. The Conservatives always ask at the beginning of the week, "Let's not say one word about politics. Let's just enjoy being together." But the Liberals just can't shut up. There's always some snarky remark, or they walk in while everyone is watching TV and just tune it to their favorite leftist shows without even asking. They're just so rude about it. And I really don't feel like spending my vacation drawing on all my self-discipline not to shoot back.

I think I'm going to lie and say I don't have the vacation time to go. I just don't need the aggravation.


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195,841 It bothers me when you're always texting while we're together. I get maybe one afternoon a week now to be your friend. You talk to her for hours every night. Put down your phone and be MY friend!


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195,840 I think I met the one


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195,839 I'm only happy when I'm masturbating!


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195,838 Mike do I have to find someone else to fuck me?  I thought you wanted to do it.  I really wanted you to.  This is so frustrating.  I like you and you say all these things and then nothing.  I guess i have to let go of this fantasy...


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195,837 I was skeptical about antidepressants at first, but now that's I've been on them for several months, I realize that they have improved my life so much.  Not only do I no longer think of suicide, but I can now control my compulsive habits, which was something I could NEVER do when I wasn't taking them.  I think if you're considering medication to improve mental health, there's no shame in discussing that with a health care provider to see if it's right for you.


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195,836 I can't help but look at a woman's boobs when talking to her.


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195,835 I'm normally an expressive person. I share my emotions, both good and bad. I say what I feel. My state of mind is never hidden. But these past few months, so many things have gone wrong and when they do I have been a rock. I have displayed no emotion whatsoever. Nothing bothers me anymore. I bottle it up. I lock it inside my head and throw away the key.

Last week someone I know made a suggestion which would help her and no one else. It was selfish of her. I didn't say anything. I thought no problem, I'll just go over to her house and stab her to death in front of her children. I said this to myself with no emotion. Because I am a rock. Nothing bothers me anymore.


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195,834 I was a coward. I told my boyfriend that I had a date with another man (I didn’t)knowing full well he would break up with me. I just didn’t want to do it myself.  I really didn’t think he would flip out the way he did. I didn’t want to be in the relationship anymore and I felt terrible because there wasn’t any particular reason other than the fact that I was bored.


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195,833 A friend from work confided in me that their manager is creating a hostile work environment. It’s not news to me. This manager is notorious for being difficult to work with, and has cycled through well over a dozen employees in the last two years. One of those employees was me. I transferred to another team after a couple of months.

I want to help. I want to bring this up to someone who can do something. At the end of the day, though, I’m afraid to escalate. I’ve seen this manager engage in retaliatory behavior. I’ve seen them make environments so hostile that employees quit before getting fired. They’re company favorites and they’re incredibly intimidating.


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195,832 In movies doesn't Robert DeNiro often play the part of a creepy weird guy.... just saying....


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195,831 I auditioned to be in a musical with the local amateur theater company. They told me I have to pay a $500 fee to be in the show. What??? I have to pay to give up several months of nights and weekends? When did this start becoming the new normal where I have to pay to volunteer?


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195,830 My daughter was accepted to an Ivy League university. By a day later, as word leaked out, a mom in our town with children who aren't doing so well academically posted how Ivy League schools are stupid and a bad place to go to college. She went on to say that anyone going there is an over achieving bore.

Why are people so mean and petty? I'm sorry her kids aren't getting in. But my daughter put in a huge effort. She didn't go to drunken parties and sporting events. She stayed home and studied. Why is this cause for ridicule? What ever happened to adults encouraging our youth and congratulating them for being successful?


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195,829 Sexy thoughts and images don't get me wet anymore. I'm dry as a bone. That was quick. Everything was working right up to last year. Then it stopped.

55f


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195,828 I test what suicide by hanging is like. I hold my breath and after 20 seconds I feel very distressed and uncomfortable. A desperation sets in where I must inhale. I figure I'm about 5 seconds away from passing out. If it was a real hanging it would be 5 seconds away from my last conscious thought. Then I'd pass out and die. All in all it is not a pleasant feeling, but it's not too terrible. I make it to within the final 5 seconds. How bad could those final 5 seconds be?


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195,827 My secret is that he thinks he is punishing me with the silent treatment, but I actually enjoy my time alone. No having to “help” him with his stuff, no constant change in plans, time to get my stuff done and just relax. No constant judgment.  He leaves to make me feel unimportant, but that’s my party time!


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195,826 Don’t judge others cuz the truth is we all have our own things to be ashamed of.


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195,825 Today I walked into the kitchen and my wife said to me out of the blue,

"I'm going to...... like with the.....  I'm going to.....  you know.....  I'm going to..... with the uh..... the uh..... the uh..... yeah..... I'm going to."

Oh okay.




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195,824 It’s the day of boyfriends/girlfriends in Brazil today.
I know it’s a Tuesday, and from what I remember of our relationship, you and your new girlfriend see each other on the weekends...maybe you see each other every day.
Maybe you’re going to dinner, or a movie..maybe you’ll have a night in, and watch funny videos together all night.


I can’t ignore the feeling in my gut. I am pitted every time I think of you. When I think of us - I know I messed it up, but you’re happy now.
I’m happy that you’re happy. You deserve it, kid.


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195,823 I came home and my wife immediately demanded I bring her car in to get the brakes fixed. She says they are squeaking. Without taking a breath she then told me there's a tree she doesn't like in the yard and I must take it down right away. Then she said there is a bush by the curb she wants me to trim. She also heard a mouse and wants me to go up right away and buy a mouse trap.

Then she told me she's going out to lunch.

This is my life.

Can women not hear themselves? Do they not see how they come across? No one wants to come home and be greeted with a to do list of everything the wife wants done. And why can't the wife do any of these things herself? She can't buy a mouse trap? She can't drop her car off at the garage? It's her car after all.

I hate being married.


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195,822 There has been an icy wall of isolation surrounding North Korea for the past 50 years. Trump has carved out an opening. North Korea will disarm their nukes and not do any more missile tests. There were be no more War Games by either side. Active US troops will come home and the remains of American soldiers will be brought home.

Basically the threat to world peace is being dismantled.

But according to liberal CNN, Trump did nothing.

Please everyone, stop watching CNN. They are not our friend. They are not good for America. They are out to cause trouble so they can further their own personal political plans.

Trump disarmed North Korea. It's up to the rest of us to disarm CNN. Stop watching.


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195,821 My wife knows I'm suicidal. She's been staying out much more than usual. I think she's going for plausible deniability. She wants me to do it and then she'll claim she was out and didn't have a chance to stop me.


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195,820 I saw a video of your wife on pornhub, definitely was her too.  Was only 99% sure when I saw her face but then I saw her very unique bracelets that was the clincher.  

Sorry


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195,819 I just had sex with my soon to be ex wife. Wow her vagina feels like a bus has been through it!
I know for sure now I'm making the right decision.


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195,818 HAHA!! I got a call from a collection company looking for my ex.


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195,817 I was turned down for another job today. That makes 5. Or maybe it is 6. I'm losing count. I look good on paper. They bring me in for an interview. Then it's a no. If ever you need confirmation you have an unlikable personality, get turned down for half a dozen jobs.

I'm not strong enough to handle this.


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195,816 I really need to get some dick. I miss that feeling of being turned out and slow stroked til my legs shake. I want somebody to watch while he fucks me.


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195,815 I suppose this stage of my life is done.  

My wife kisses me like she's kissing her sister.

Last son graduated.  Threw a big party and he made out well.

Tried to Initiate with her, once, twice, then three times today.  Nothing.

First time that has ever happened ever,  going back to 1985.

I need a lawyer.


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195,814 Story just came out of my kid's high school that the most popular student in the school OD'ed on LSD. He ended up in the hospital with seizures. Why do kids do these things? Aren't there enough fun and interesting things to do in the world? No, you have to get strung out on drugs too? What a waste this generation has become.


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195,813 I can’t watch 13 Reasons Why because Justin licks his lips and smiles just like you.

You heinous, ghosting dick of a dick.

Dick!


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195,812 i've been on instagram and social media sites for the last three hours, avoiding work.  i have been worrying about what to text back this man.  what am i doing with my life.  i need direction


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195,811 My ex was always on me about how he wanted me to look good, look like a model.  He was bugging me to lose 15lbs. Always saying “I want a hot girlfriend “ I did but there was always something he was upset about. I broke up with him about 2 years ago. I just found out he’s engaged and his fiancée is homely and a bit heavy.   I don’t know why am pissed about this but I am. It’s not like I want him back and it’s not like I’m jealous it’s just a weird feeling that I can’t explain. It’s OK for herto be the way she is but it wasn’t OK for me to be the way I was.  I don’t like the way I’m feeling


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195,810 What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done while black out drunk?


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195,809 Just went to see the movie Book Club with my wife.  It was a laugh riot & I really enjoyed it, but all through the movie all I could think about is how much I want to fuck Candice Bergen!


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195,808 I talk to women online through Tumblr.
Its exciting, cause im anonymous and i'll never meet anyone.
Sometimes we trade pics of nudity.  Its very arousing to play with someone like that.
Most of the time its an outlet for sex talk.

I used to sate my desires through craigslist....but its gone.  

Bye net neutrality!!


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195,807 There's a reason why I'm territorial. It's because I've been homeless before. So when you say I can relax, share the wealth, and be comfortable, i don't believe you. Because everybody says that at first. Oh, i don't mind sharing...until you piss them off. Then it's "I give you all of this and this is how you return the favor?!" Every time. No one is above it. So I'll keep being territorial, because then nobody has claim over what is mine, and nobody can take it from me.


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195,806 So a guy I think I like apologised to me for not being able to spend as much time with me as he wanted to today. We spent about an hour or so together in dribs and drabs during the day and then an old friend of his had a very messy breakup (friend's now ex-gf is being completely pyscho) and he's going to spend the evening helping his friend emotionally and practically. And even though we had no plans for this evening, he still apologised to me for not being able to spend more time with me.

I wasn't expecting *any* time with this guy today, and the time I did get was great. I certainly wasn't expecting *more* time, and even if I was, of course I'm not going to have a problem with him being compassionate when his friend is in a bad way. And yet he apologised we couldn't spend as much time together as he wanted.

Hmmm, I don't know what to think or feel about this.


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195,805 I work with a woman in her 20s, she has a nice round ass.

I want to know if she'd let a married handsome fellow feel her up over her underwear...


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195,804 I grew up in the 1960s.  We thought life was hard then.  What a joke!


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195,803 Three years ago my dad passed away, my brother said after the funeral that "the wrong parent died first". I didn't fully understand/agree with what he meant at the time but after three years of passive aggressive hell from my mother I fully get it and agree.


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195,802 My Hairdresser called me, was joking around, laughing, talking, and I thought "Wow, what a nice call".  

THEN....."can i have some weed?"

not buy...HAVE.
gimme.

I pay her $140 a MONTH for hair, and she calls because she just wants me to give her weed.

Amazing how selfish people can be.  And how they only call when they want something.


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195,801 Turns out in Fortnight there's a way to get back to Spawn Island by building a ramp and using a shopping cart. This has to be the greatest video game hack of all time.


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195,800 Where did Tommy Wiseau get all that money? Now I really want to know.


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