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213,055 For months I have been screaming on the inside but the exterior is calm. I have tried for months to find help: therapy, and/or coaching for my business. I feel so lost. I have no more confidence. I reach out to people and ask if they can consult, no. I reach out to therapists but even if they do (big if) call back it is rarely a fit.
Why is it so hard to find competent support?
It is what I do, I consult people, I help people. But it seems like whenever I need some help myself I am constantly let down, or met with silence.
I am now in this weird place where I am suspicious of people because I have been disappointed so much but also desperately needing help. Besides doing something dramatic - I don't know what it will take to be heard, really heard, and have someone help me. I am not talking free help, either, I pay people and would pay well for this, too.
The other day I talked with a lawyer about a contract I am negotiating. She was so nice, I felt like for once in my life, I had someone on my side looking out for me. I had to choke back tears, this is how lost and alone I feel. I even asked her if she knew anyone, no, she didn't.
I don't know how much longer I can keep this breakdown below the surface. I don't know what to do.


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213,054 I’m 44 but I think Selena Gomez and Victoria justice are so hot. I feel bad about it.


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213,053 My wife banged the front of her head in a bad car accident before I knew her. I've read the frontal lobe controls appropriate emotional response. I don't know if this is related but she never cries. It's been over 20 years of marriage and not once has she cried. She shows rage often though, way too often if you ask me, but no crying from her. Another odd thing, when she has an orgasm she laughs uncontrollably. Maybe this is normal for some women? I don't know. But her ability to express emotions seems messed up.


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213,052 Mommas boys usually end up abandoning their families because they think their first family should take priority over the family he creates children in.

Don’t over mother your sons or they might end up abandoning their families to “stay” in yours; and that’s just unhealthy.


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213,051 Statistics say 1 out of 5 women get raped. I do not believe this number. I have dated dozens of women. None have been raped. I suspect women make up stories about being raped to get sympathy and attention. It's kind of cool and trendy to say you were raped, so that's what women do, they say they were raped.


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213,050 You know how the bitter feelings from the Civil War have persisted for the last 150 years? I think the same will be true of this pandemic. I never knew what selfish dimwits my many anti-mask neighbors are. They are not to be forgiven for putting the rest of us at risk. No I don't want to buy your Girl Scout cookies. You are looking to get donations for the Senior Prom? Go get a job and buy them. Your car battery died and you need a jump? Not happening asshole. You want me to vote yes on the school budget so your little brats can grow up to be selfish jerkoffs like you? No. I want the school budget to fail so you move to another town. Never again will I help the people around here.


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213,049 Maybe I'm just jaded and too suspicious, but McDonalds is running a promo where they will give you a free McRib sandwich if a guy shaves his beard.

Here is their tweet,

k giving them away only IF you shave bc beards + McRib sauce don't mix. post ur clean-shaven selfie on ur public profile with #shave4mcribsweepstakes and @mcdonalds. ​

First 10,000 could get a free McRib via @ubereats.​

— McDonald's (@McDonalds) November 30, 2020


See where it says first 10,000 COULD get a free McRib. Hmmm. To me that sounds like it's not a sure thing. Like maybe you will get a free sandwich, maybe you wont. To me it comes across as corporate fine print double speak. Why not just say you WILL get a free McRib?





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213,048 I have to stop watching so many videos about Sovereign Citizens/First Amendment Auditors. I'm gonna become as crazy as those nutjobs!


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213,047 My mother is the most hateful person I think I have ever known. She told me in the last few days (actually forever TBH) how much she “hates” me. I do all her food shopping, do her laundry, clean her apartment, take her to the doctor’s, on & on it goes. I also work full-time BTW and have my own family/home to keep. I am an only child (I’m F/50YO) but have always been there/taken care of her. She is now in her 80s but has always been cruel to me my whole life. I have an autistic son (he is just a complete sweetheart of a person: he is 20YO but with the mentality of a child)- she told me tonight, that is God “punishing” me for being such a POS. Thanks. I will always ensure she is fed, clean, I pay her rent, etc. but I’m completely done with her. She has been like this since my childhood but I “hoped” she would get better as she aged. No chance of that. If you are a “bad” person getting older does not ensure “wisdom” nor “kindness”- thanks mom. She told me & I quote (“I will come back from the grave to torture you”). This is what a bitter life does to someone (my dad left her when I was 2YO & for that I must be punished).  I turned out remarkably well despite her.


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213,046 What the signs on the door at certain stores SHOULD say, rather then acknowledging COVID and leaving it at that:

Target- “Due to the COVID-19 risk, as well as the fact that we are sick and damn tired of cleaning up after you bitches that try on lots of stuff, the dressing rooms will be backstock rooms, for the rest of history. And stop touching the merchandise. Just buy our shit and leave, thanks for your cooperation during this difficult time.”

Ross- “Due to COVID-19 restrictions, and the fact that for some reason you assholes always leave dirty diapers/snot rags in the dressing rooms as well as deodorant streaks and various types of discharge on our merchandise, the fitting rooms are closed for the rest of your natural f***ing lives. We thank You for your cooperation in these difficult times.”

Wal-Mart- “Due to the fact that there is a pandemic sweeping the nation, we will continue our tradition of providing the shittiest customer service imaginable...but now we will just accept it and make
No apologies as it continually worsens. But don’t worry, it’s always been so bad you will barely even notice the downswing. Thank you for your cooperation during these unprecedented times :)”

Dispensaries-“Due to COVID-19 restrictions and the fact that people who smell all the weed canisters are annoying as f***, we are gonna just go ahead and say you can’t smell the weed anymore. Thanks for your understanding during these difficult times.”

Karaoke Bars-“F*** all you drunk ass no talent chimpanzees. We are done helping yalls asses for GOOD. Peace out.”

Taco Bell-“Due to COVID-19 restrictions, our dining rooms are closed FOREVER. Sorry, not sorry.”

Just saying...


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213,045 I live in a fantasy world most of the time. My thoughts are full of scenarios that range from unlikely; like kissing men I have no business kissing, to completely outlandish; like finding a time portal to the past or having the ability to enter other people’s dreams. My brain is so full of stories that aren’t real. Does everyone have thoughts like this... all the time? Or am I just weird?


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213,044 Today was my first day on the job and I’m already afraid I won’t learn everything as fast as I need to. I need to give myself grace because it was my first day but it’s so hard.


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213,043 When someone tells you to wear certain clothes to avoid getting raped, all I hear is "Make sure he rapes the other girl".


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213,042 It should be illegal to cook fish in an apartment building. You may be losing weight, but your neighbors can smell it. Maybe try some chicken instead?


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213,041 I have been applying for jobs since losing mine early on in the pandemic.   A couple of weeks ago I found an excellent engineering management role at a local major university.   A state school.   It was literally perfect for me, all the boxes got clicked off:  Undergraduate engineering degree - check.  Graduate business degree - check.   relevant experience - check.   Living in the city - check. Check, check, check.

Got an email from the university HR rep.   "Thank you for applying.... for this position ... we have engaged a recruiting partner, an agency, who is handling candidate submissions for this role."   Ok, so I forward the email to the agency with my qualifications, resume, cover letter.  

This morning I receive a note from a "senior associate", from Portland OR.   She has in her signature her preferred pronouns.  She/her/hers.   ok.   Tells me to click on a link and answer a few questions.  All the questions are basically focused on finding out if I am black, or hispanic, or disabled, or LGBT, veteran, female, etc.  ok.

I fill out the questionnaire and let her know.   The response:  "we will call only qualified candidates.  hmmm.   In the response there is a link to her profile on LinkedIn.  I click...  She has a BA in Social Psychology from a California school, proudly displays her "Certified Diversity Recruiter" badge.  Ok, so another SJW stamping out the patriarchy.   Her company website has all kinds progressive signaling messages up front and center.

I'm not getting this job, obviously.   But, I just had to ask her:   "Would you be so kind as to clarify what you mean by a "qualified candidates"?   Are qualifications being assessed on the basis of education and experience, or is this position reserved for a diversity hire, on the basis of gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation or other similar criteria?"  

Not expecting a response.  Definitely not getting an interview.  My skin color and genitalia all kinds of wrong.

Being a 50-something white male in USA today - sucks.  Public institutions are not even trying to hide their prejudices and biases against people like me.  


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213,040 A number of the wall outlets in this apartment don't work. It's kind of scary. There are times I jiggle a plug around to get a lamp on, and then I can smell smoke coming from the outlet. I gotta move! No one should have to live this way.


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213,039 My friend posts online about balls waaaaay too much. She talks about her husband's balls. She talks about her sons' balls. She has two sons in high school. Imagine being her son and the entire town is reading your mom's posts where she talks about your balls. I think she has a screw loose.


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213,038 I'm a member of a facebook discussion group. There's this guy I've spoken with a few times. He has made it clear his health is failing. He's diabetic and had both legs amputated. Today he posted that this is it, his life is too messed up, he's now going blind, and he bid us all farewell.

That sure sounds like a public decree of his intent to commit suicide.

Not sure what to do. Advice please?


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213,037 My mailman died. I'm sad.


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213,036 Where I live so many parents were pounding their chests saying the virus is nothing and they demanded the schools remain open and their children attend full time.

That was back in September at the start of the school year.

Now the cases are surging and those very same parents are pulling their kids from school. The classes are mostly empty with only one or two students showing up.

Guess these parents realized the virus wasn't nothing.


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213,035 I used to love my art until I started posting it online


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213,034 I have been searching for a job since graduating college. I have one now and I start tomorrow. Once I was hired, my self-esteem was good again. I’m so grateful and relieved. Thank God.


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213,033 I love the incongruity of a bearded construction worker facing off against a burley tow truck driver in a gingerbread house decorating contest; the intense concentration on both of their faces while they ever so carefully add festive details with icing and colourful candy.


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213,032 Many department store changing rooms smell like cum. I think we all know why that is.


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213,031 I have no hope.  That's actually an improvement.  False hope is a cruel thing to be given. Painful lesson learned.


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213,030 People on tinder tell me about their interests, and ask me about mine. Thing is, I don't give a fuck about your interests. Whatever your interests are, I will do them, and I expect the same out of you with mine. I want to know how you treat servers, cashiers, and cab drivers. I want to know if you support trans rights. I want to know if you would stand up to your friends if they were being mean to me. I want to know if you'll be loyal. I want to know that you would be honest about hanging out with other girls. I want to know what your definition of cheating is so I can write it down, so you can't gaslight me later.  I want to know that you will never raise your voice at me or put me down during an argument. I don't give a fuck that you play bass. Whatever your favorite movie is, I'll watch it with you if you watch mine. Whatever your favorite music is, I'll listen to it with you if you listen to mine. Those things don't matter to me when choosing a mate.


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213,029 A woman organizer is on Facebook promoting a free yoga class which is held in the park every Sunday afternoon. She posted pictures of the event from prior weeks. I commented that it's a very nice community minded idea, but they should be wearing masks seeing they are crowded together and less than 6 feet apart.

The woman responded and said they are ultra safe and always wear masks.

I responded again and said in the pictures there are many participants not wearing masks.

She came back at me with a less than pleasant tone repeating that they always wear masks. She just skips over the fact that the pictures she posted show the opposite.

I don't understand this. Clearly she is wrong. But she keeps insisting she is right. This is a trend I've noticed in the last few years where people just make up their own facts even when confronted with undeniable proof they are wrong. Is this a forever shift in people? Will we never again be able to count on anything anyone says? Me, when I'm wrong I'm wrong. I admit it. I'd feel like a bigger fool trying to lie about it.

More and more I realize I'm different from most people.


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213,028 In another hour, everyone will be out of the house for the first time in a month. I'm going to light some vanilla candles, take a warm bath, and get reacquainted with my vibrator.


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213,027 I have officially started listening to Christmas music.


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213,026 People will have no compassion for their family, friends, spouse, colleagues, servers at restaurants, or anyone they see on the street, but will have compassion for pedophiles, and judge people who don't. I think you've got your priorities mixed up, sweetie.


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213,025 "Hurt people hurt people" is a bullshit excuse. I'm hurt. Other people I know are hurt, for various reasons. I don't go around hurting people and neither do my other friends who have been through things you couldn't even imagine, and they are some of the kindest people I know. Anyone who uses that phrase is trying to justify their shitty actions. There is no excuse to treat people like shit.


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213,024 My eyes hurt from crying.


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213,023 Maybe I'll drink myself to death.


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213,022 It is because you broke up with me that I wish I was fucking dead.


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213,021 When you come back, and I know you will, I'm really gonna let you have it. I'm going to scream at you about all the things you did wrong, and how I am better off without you.


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213,020 How can you blame the breakup on me when you were so fucking mean to me?


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213,019 Everyone else is doing ok but I am not  THere is something seriously wrong with me. WHy does it have to be this way? Why couldn't I be good enough for you ? Now I am crying and I just wish I was dead knowing that I will never be good enough. I JUST WANT TO FUCKKING DIE


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213,018 The top Iranian nuclear scientist was assassinated this week. Gee, I wonder what country could have done it......


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213,017 Was in a small close-knit engineering program. There was a lot of co-operation, as was permitted and encouraged. In our third year, we collectively realized that there was a cabal of students, about eight or so, who were parasitizing the rest of us. Each would obtain parts of assignments here and there from everyone else, contributing nothing in return. They'd then compile it together and turn it in as their own work, having actually done nothing at all.

What should've been the nail in the coffin was when a friend, who was a teaching assistant for one of our courses, showed me their latest assignments he was grading. They were photocopies. Clear photocopies, as evidenced by the identical hair copied across the first god damn page of every one of them. When presented to the professor and the dean, they took no action.

So we took action. We waited until partway through our final year to do anything at all. Then we all started feeding them bad answers or nothing at all. Having learned little in their previous years in the program, they were unable to fill in the gaps. They failed nearly every class. Their grades crashed hard enough that most were not permitted to return. They were tossed out on their asses with four years of student debt and no degree.

When you cheat in school, you cheat yourself.


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213,016 Why can’t I get over her??


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213,015 It wasn't ok for you to make fun of me in front of everyone. Even if I do take you back,  I probably won't forgive you for the times you did that and I'll always be unhappy.


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213,014 Vaccine rollout starts next week.... thank God.


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213,013 How do you stop feeling worthless after being emotionally abused in your family, and in the workplace, time and time again?


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213,012 I had no idea how absolutely out of touch with reality my husband is. There was just a commercial on tv that began with, "In these unprecedented times..." which sent him on a rant. He says, "What 'unprecedented times'? I'm sitting here in my warm house, wearing comfortable clothes, with a full belly." I said, "Yes, we're very fortunate, but you do realize that there are a LOT of people who are struggling and starving right now, right?" His response was that whenever he found himself in a bad position, he just went right out and found a new/better job. HE never struggled.

WOW. This man just watched me lose my dream job because of COVID and struggle for most of the year to find a new one. I was SO fortunate to have the skills to find a good job, but many can't! He also forgets what I went through right before we got together. My company folded, and then my car died. As a single mom with a young child, no family around, and having JUST moved to a new city where I didn't know anyone, I STRUGGLED finding a car I could afford, and a job that fit my childcare schedule. I had to cut my phone service down to basic, got rid of cable and internet, and had to go on food stamps.

I reminded him of this, and that not everyone has multiple skills where they can just go find a job that makes enough to cover their bills, and he was like, "Well I don't know what to say about that." I lose more respect for him each day.


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213,011 I went to a large family thanksgiving gathering. And now I wait....


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213,010 When I'm watching porn on my cell phone and I get a snapchat or a text message or a phone call, I'm terrified it's someone calling me to tell me that I somehow am sharing my screen on social media. ᖟᶐ"


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213,008 Cheat code for a healthy body image?


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213,007 I feel totally worthless. Whenever I'm around my family, or my coworkers, I always say the wrong thing, and then nobody wants me around. I'm completely alone. Everyone else talks to people just fine. But I'm just worthless.


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213,006 My heart still aches for someone who rejected me a couple or so years ago. Still to this day he remains my #1 choice and if he ever changed his mind I'd be there. He is the most amazing good person I've met. Definitely worth what I could give him. I wish he would give me a chance.


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213,005 I day dream about moving back to South Jersey, having a job that's a 40 minute commute and everything is perfect.

We get a small house, weed is legalized, we live closer to his family, we're a jump away from the shore, Philly, NYC. We have seasons (hopefully, not so sure anymore with global warming), fall, leaves change, trees die and come back to life, good diners, boardwalks. You can get lost in the woods (and hopefull stay the fuck away from ticks). Six Flags is always way more affordable than Disney. We get back into reenacting and we're surrounded by friends. We go in the pine barrens and swim in the tea colored water and feel how cool it is.

Why do I want to cry while writing this?

Reality slaps me in the face. The other part of me goes "What, are you crazy?" Is it even the same back home? I've been gone for years.

I don't know.




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213,004 "Cyclist" is now a racist term?

You nut jobs will make up a complaint about anything.

Give it a rest.


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213,003 Ladies, how do you deal with erectile dysfunction of your husband?



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213,001 Thanksgiving with my wife's family is bizarre at best. One brother is a murderer. Another brother spent time in prison for violent assaults. Imagine me trying to talk with them without offending them in any imaginable way. In a sense Covid helped me out this year because there was no dinner. Dodged that bullet, maybe literally.


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213,000 You think of any woman you’re with as lazy because that what your mom is and you’re too scared to tell her that her fat & laziness has always concerned you. So instead you think your wife is lazy.

As she gets up early to wash all the dishes and fold the laundry. Deep down, you know that your fat mother has never known what it’s like to work as hard as your wife.

Fat mother in laws suck.


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212,999 So I have a few too many drinks on Thanksgiving and text her.  No response.  Still love her.  Still miss her.


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212,998 My husband has done at least six or seven things that would have been relationship-enders with any other guy. I've broken up with various other men for lesser offenses than my actual spouse has pulled during our marriage. That man is really fucking lucky that he comes from vasty amounts of old money and is absurdly good in bed. And when he wants to be nice, he's fantastic, but every six years or so he says something savagely mean for no reason at all. That and I don't bring friends by the house anymore because he hits on them. I don't even think he means to do it, but I always feel this odd vibe when he's talking to one of my friends with a few drinks in him. I'm not kidding, if you want to stay married, don't throw regular social gatherings to which you invite other women. Don't host bridge club, book club, or take him to the tennis club. Just don't entertain women in your home unless they're related to your husband. Trust me on this one.

52 / F / Married 19 years / No kids


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212,996 I’m really good at Rock Paper Scissors.


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212,995 I want you to call. I want you to say you're sorry for all the pain you have caused me.


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212,994 If you call people ugly, I automatically get bad vibes. I like people who try to make everyone feel comfortable.


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212,993 My sister used to say the most awful things to me. She made me feel so worthless. Everything she said was to tear me down. It wasn't until later on that i realized she was on cocaine when said those awful things. I realized there was nothing wrong with me after all. Well, she's better now and we have a good relationship now, but every time someone says something cruel to me, I just assume they are on cocaine or something else is wrong with them.


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212,992 Why does everyone romanticize wine? We get it, your breath stinks.


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212,991 I dreamt about you A, I wonder if you do too? I know it was high school, but like I still can't get you out of my head even six to seven years later

Much love and hoping you're doing well.
-E


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212,990 Samantha I have not heard from you in over 10 years... and I hope to never hear from you in 10 more years and more after that.. We are finished and have been finished for a long time. I plan on keeping it that way. Leave me the fuck alone.


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212,989 My wife’s friend I was just informed, is joining us for thanksgiving desert this evening, I can hardly wait to be endlessly entertained by her belching and farting, her tales of whatever guy she’s doing on the side or having her smoke in my place only to cough up a lung during and afterwards! Good times!


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212,988 I didn't actually do my community service, I just gave a guy at a non-profit some weed to say that I did. It was a bullshit charge anyway.


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212,987 Sex is cool, but have you gotten drunk, went to bed at 2, woke up at 5, drink a couple glasses of water, and then took your antidepressant for the day, which happens to make you drowsy with alcohol, fell back asleep and woke up at 10? Talk about a good sleep! I feel great!


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212,986 My ex wife called and asked if I could pick her up at a particular store. She had walked there and bought too many things, and didn't want to carry them all the way back to her home.

So okay. I hopped in the car and 5 minutes later I pulled up in front of the store where she was coming out the door with a bag.

She asked, "What are you doing here?"

I said, "I'm here to give you a ride home with your stuff."

"I don't need a ride home." She kept walking along the sidewalk.

I said, "Wait wait wait. You called me a few minutes ago and asked me to give you a ride."

"No I didn't."

I said, "Yes you did. Think about it. How did I know you'd be here at exactly this moment with a bag of stuff?"

She sneered, "I did not call you and I'm fine walking home." And with that she walked away.

This is what life is like dealing with a relatively young woman as she drifts into dementia. Ex wife or not, it still breaks my heart.


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212,985 I don’t get why people got all pissed that these Charlie Brown cartoons weren’t originally going to be on TV for the holidays. Like, they’re weird and not funny. Lucy’s a gas lighter and Charlie Brown acts like he’s depressed and is annoying after five minutes. I don’t get what about these are so enjoyable.


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212,984 Bitches love it when make a whole powerpoint about why what you did was wrong, and how you won't hurt them again. First, explain why you did what you did. Explain how the situation could have been dealt with differently, and what you will do in the future. It's me. I'm bitches.


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212,983 Every night before Thanksgiving, I run into my old boyfriend from high school at the local bar and we fuck our brains out. It’s seriously fucking hot. We don’t talk for the rest of the year, but every thanksgiving break, I can count on seeing him. It’s been like this for at least 10 years. But of course, he’s not coming home this year because of covid. He’s staying in New England with his girlfriend. Ughhhh. Guess I’ll have to settle for my spouse.


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212,982 I'm glad we're doing quarentine. I'm too fat to visit family. I can see their judgements now.


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212,981 Why isn't footloose on netflix? I'm gonna kill myself. And furthurmore, why isn't there a movie of the musical of footloose? I really need footloose plz.


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212,980 We are very good family friends with a couple who lost their child in a horrific car accident (it happened years ago) and talk about devastating. There are no words. I’m going to call him “B”. B did not want to visit his father’s family that day but his mother made him (she has never forgiven herself for this). His dad died, he did too & his mom was so badly injured even years later she is in pain/it’s just a mess. We went to the mass (closed coffin) and later the burial. I swear on a stack of bible’s (and I have not been a practicing Catholic for decades). At the burial we all tossed roses on top of the coffin. When his grandma (who basically took care of him- his parents did too, so no disrespect to them) tossed her rose; I swear to God the rose stood upright for about 10 seconds & then fell. We all went from crying to complete shock. I think it was B telling his grandma he was ok. I miss B and still have a photo of he and my son displayed in my home.


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212,979 Coworkers can break your heart too. But yall not ready for that conversation.


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212,978 "You don't need to have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you." Or maybe. JUST MAYBE... There shouldn't be that many things said to me. How about choosing NOT to make someone feel like shit? Have any of you cunts ever considered something like that? If you guys heard the shit I hold back, you would cry. What can't you hold your bullshit in so that I don't have to cry?


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212,977 I'm so fucking sick of people being hostile in the workplace. I'm not hostile towards you even when you deserve it. I deserve the same!!!! Fuck you all. I hope you all get covid this weekend.


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212,976 I wish I didn't feel so worthless and ashamed. Good thing I don't have work for a few days. Let the drinking begin.


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212,975 I live in a New England coastal town. We’re getting pretty antsy about erosion around here, houses keep dropping into the ocean. Our town now has a Coastal Resilience Advisory Committee. I just read in our local paper that in 30 years our climate is projected to be similar to that of North Carolina. This makes me very uncomfortable, what does that mean for Florida in the summer? I was really kind of hoping to be dead before all the scary stuff started happening. Ha, I guess after this year and the last four for that matter, we’re there?!

Yikes. It’s wild growing up in New England to think in 30 years we can grow lemons and not have to bring them in in the winter. All the new flowers that will be up here, for that matter, the ones we’ll lose.


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212,974 Interesting people drive a stick shift.


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212,973 My stupid landlady....

My wife and I live overseas, and we were fortunate to find an apartment owned by an American woman. We've been here 2 1/2 years.

The rent initially included electricity and Internet, but at a certain point we asked if we could put both in our names so that we could prove residency, which would push our paperwork along.

So we got our first residency cards this past summer, and we could have bolted if we had wanted. And in fact, we did want to. But COVID has been killing the apartment rental business, and we decided to stay because we felt a certain loyalty to our landlady.

This past week we asked if would could change the rent going forward to account for the fact we're paying utilities now. And in fact, we had talked about this before and she was OK with it. But she went through this long song and dance about how she hasn't raised the rent since 2002, and no, she wouldn't do it.

Silly woman. There are a ton of open rentals now, and we'll be out of here by January. And she'll be left with a vacant apartment. How fucking stupid can you get?


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212,972 If my parents and grandmother weren't still alive, I'd kill myself.


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212,971 Nice people are the reason I have trust issues. How do I know you're not pretending to like me? Just leave me alone.


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212,970 I used to be sad about being isolated. But this thanksgiving? I'll be glad that I am I've got wine. That's all I need.


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212,969 I wish someone or many someones could tell me why people don't like me. I'm never ever anyones first, second, or even third choice.

I think I'm good in all the areas that count, and more. But not anywhere near out of anyone's league.

So why am I always rejected or passed up!?!?

Anyone got any worms, I hear that's what I'm supposed to go do now... eat them.


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212,968 I cannot stand my fiancé’s daughter, Vanessa. She’s a 28 year old, married selfish and disingenuous bitch!


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212,966 I’m a terrible person.



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212,965 My wife lies to her friends about her exposures. She arranges to have dinner with a friend and when the friend cautiously asks if my wife has been visiting with anyone else, my wife lies and says no. I want to grab the phone and tell the friend the truth. Yes, my wife has seen three other people this week and she lied to all of them too. Who lies about covid exposure? My wife is a bad friend.


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212,964 I'm 24. I live at home with my mom. I found the love of my life and we want to live together...been together for 2 years...now my mom doesn't want me to move out because she can't afford to keep the mortgage. She wants me to stay here for two more months so she can fix the house for Airbnb. During this pandemic? How fucking stupid does she think I am? This house is filled with so much shit. My sister left all her stuff here a year ago. Moved out and doesn't pay a dime for this storage space. I don't want to live a cluttered life anymore.

My kind partner offered to pay for our new apartment so I can continue paying the $700 rent...and my mom actually thinks I'll do this. Are you kidding me? Just so I can help a grown adult who is capable of just renting the floor out in leases like a regular person? She holds onto the Airbnb idea so much...it's just so stupid. We live in a big city. Nobody is vacationing here.

I'm going to just move out. I wish I got a way out of here a long time ago. I listened to her all my life and it's gotten me nowhere but debt and a unwanted obligation.


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212,963 Sorry depression. I have better things to do than eat chocolate syrup all day.


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212,962 How do you learn to trust someone after you find out that they’ve been lying to you for weeks?


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212,961 Okay, I’m going to just say it. I think I have a crush on my daughters boyfriend. He’s the ideal guy. The perfect package. He’s strikingly good looking, built as if he was chiseled by a sculptor, and has the fantastic personality to boot. Of course I’d never act on it, but I feel so guilty for feeling this way about an 18 year old guy.


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212,960 Super bored today


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212,959 I am retiring in the spring of 2021. I have told my wife that this is my time. She is welcome to tag along on things I do, places I go, and people I meet. If she goes along with the plan, she will be in for the time of her life. If she cant handle the plan, then she will be see me through life's rear view mirror. Either way, I am going to finally have some fucking fun.


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212,958 Growing up - we had 2 birds.  2 birds became 4 birds.   Then  -  all of a sudden - 2 disappeared.   No sign of them.   The cage was 6 feet off the ground.   Then the other 2 disappeared.   The only evidence was 2 birds feet.   Our cat Leroy was looking pretty guilty.

Incidentally - my wife’s dirty underwear recently disappeared.   She asked me about them.   I have no idea.   Probably lost in the wash.



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212,957 As adults, am I supposed to ask her to be my girlfriend? I thought it just kind of happened naturally. I have no idea what im doing but my God am I having the time of my life!


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212,954 My girlfriend of 2 years and I broke up in June and I still think about her, dream about her and love her.  I think she could care less about me ᖟᶐB


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212,953 I asked a female friend to go away with me for a few days this weekend and she said “hell yes!”   She’s very attractive and I’m having naughty thoughts about the possibilities and wonder if she’s having the same thoughts.  I think there’s some sexual attraction between us as man and woman.  My mind is racing with the possibilities!


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212,952 I finished my Christmas shopping. I did it all online. Now I get to sit back and watch everyone else scramble frantically for the next month.


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212,951 My sister is divorced. She is a bitch and deserves to be divorced. I like her ex more than I like her. She has a new beau. She wants him to marry her. When she mentions he should marry her publicly in front of everyone, it's embarrassing. He smiles but never agrees to marry her. I know what's going through his head. He also knows she's a bitch. He's hanging on because she has a good body. I hope he finds someone new soon. He deserves better and she deserves misery.


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212,950 Let’s meet up tonight?


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212,949 I don’t believe in god. To many rules.


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212,947 I have a friend who is pregnant and doesn’t know who the father is. I don’t know how a person could be so irresponsible.


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212,946 I've been married for a long time and I'm a great supporter of my family, my wife and my children.   I have made some goals clear to my wife - that we need to achieve - or we will not exist going forward.  Her choice is to talk about my failings.  It's an endless circle.  

I have to say I'm looking forward to seeing her again and making love to her - that is my girlfriend.  She gives me hope.


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212,945 I'm kinda happy with nothing.


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212,944 I've been yelled at for being too polite.

For example, someone wanted to go to a particular restaurant. I replied, " Would it be possible to consider the idea of going to this other restaurant instead....."

"Why do you talk like that? What the fuck is wrong with you? Just tell us you want to go someplace else. What is this fucking faggy wimpy bullshit ' Would it be possible to consider..." Just fucking say you want t go someplace else instead of acting like such a fucking girl."

Oh. Now it' s bad to be polite.



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212,943 I went for 30+ years without watching TV ever. I was working too hard at my job. I sure got a lot done. But I missed out on so many cultural happenings. I'd hear coworkers talking about shows like Cheers, Steinfield, Lost, Friends, Simpsons, etc. I've never seen any of these shows. I'm going to have a good retirement catching up on what I missed.


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212,942 Yesterday my hubby and I went to buy a Christmas tree. I was like, "Yay, we're getting a tree! Deck the halls with boughs of holly..."

My hubby was like, "Let's get this shit over with."

We are from different planets. This is going to be a problem one day.


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212,941 I'm dreading Thanksgiving. Family is starting to arrive. This is so wrong. Everyone is ignoring the rules. I'm thinking about pretending to be sick with a cold and staying in my room for the next week.


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212,940 Tipping is a bit of an art.

If I’m paying 3 dollars for a 1 dollar coffee and you stick your tip jar in my face  - while snarling and spouting your millennial dribble to your Batista “buddy” about Cabal Neeeews.   Zero!

0% - take out - no matter how good does not quality for a tip.   If I’m coming to pick my food up - you’re lucky to have my business and the service better be “ALL Smiles” and the food better be right-the-fuck-on - or I’m never coming back.  

Now - 10% - means the service or food was excellent and deserves something extra in return.  If I have to greet you as I walk into your business- you have no concept of “service” and should be unemployed.

15% - means that the both the service and food are very very well done and high quality.   You know it - and your business is doing well.

15 % +.  Means that you have not only done a good job - but that customer (Me) is so pleased with the business that they are guaranteed to come back.


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212,939 "mY bAbY iS mIsSiNg". So I look at her son's facebook. All his posts are about having abusive parents. He didn't get "kidnapped". He ran away.


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212,938 Times are tough. If you see someone stealing food from a store, mind your business.


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212,937 I feel deeply alone. I have friends but at the same time I really don’t.


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212,936 I never wish bad upon people because I think God is watching and he will give the same bad to me.


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212,935 The pizza girl said "Most people don't tip as much as you did." I tipped 20%. That's the minimum. People are garbage.


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212,934 My friend gets 21 dollars a month food stamps. That isn't much. All these programs say they are here to "help" people. Yeah right. Fuck you.


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212,933 I jerked off I think 4 days ago. I finally got around to showering today. It gets worse, I'm not circumcised. When I pulled back my foreskin to apply the soap, I thought I might pass out from the smell.


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212,932 How can you claim to "love" someone and have such little consideration for their feelings?


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212,931 I'm still mad at you for the hurtful things you said. Yeah, we're not together anymore. Your words still manage to ruin my self esteem.


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212,930 It's compromise not com-promise and ASAP isn't just another word that means quickly, it is an abbreviation for as soon as possible you vacuous, self centered twit...


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212,929 I don't know if this is significant but...

There are ten public schools in my town. Nine have had cases. The only school without a case also happens to be at a much higher physical elevation than the other schools.


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212,928 The only good listener is God.

Friends, family, it’s always about them, on and on.

Animals, nature, however you connect, the only good listener.


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212,927 Guys who won't chat much or stay engaged in a conversation makes me think they don't want sex.

I'm trying to engage these guys in conversations to find someone to have in my life that way.

Are there really guys out there that aren't thinking about sex? Do they think because I'm trying to chat and get to know them it isn't to find a sex partner? Seriously, chat with me to see if we jive so we can get this show on the road. Wtf!? Really now!


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212,926 Sometimes, I miss the elation of my drug addicted, crazy former life.   Everything is actually better now in sobriety.  


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212,923 For lazy people who like to binge watch shows but have stuff to do, here's what helps me: Clean the living room for 20 minutes. Go for a walk around the block. Watch TV for 20 minutes. Do the dishes for 20 minutes. Walk around the block. Watch TV for 20 minutes. Sort through my mail for 20 minutes. Walk around the block. Watch TV for 20 minutes. The pattern is do the thing on my to do list, go for a walk, watch tv, repeat. And that's what I do all day. I get my shit done but also binge watch and exercise. You get to be productive, be lazy, and not die of a stroke from inactivity or stress.


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212,922 I went out with this woman I met at a bar a few times and while we have a lot in common, I’m not attracted to her physically.  She wants to introduce me to a friend instead and I’m not sure how to respond.


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212,921 I desperately want to pick my nose. But I won't until the pandemic is over.


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212,920 A few months ago I received a friend request from a 20 year old woman with Downs Syndrome. I know her mother a little bit. Facebook must have recommended me as a friend. I wasn't sure if I should accept. Being a married older man I normally would decline a request from a young woman. But this struck me as different. What if this young woman was excited by having a new friend? She might be emotionally hurt if I turn her down. So you know what I did? I contacted her mother and explained. I asked if it would be appropriate for me to friend her daughter.

The mother was quite gracious and said she'll have a sit down with her daughter about not friending strangers on Facebook. But she went on to say in my case it would be okay seeing I went to the trouble of asking.

So I did. I friended the daughter.

Do you know, everyday since I've received a personal message in the morning wishing me a good day. She tells me the weather. She says when I should wear a coat and carry an umbrella. Everyday she makes me smile with her thoughtfulness. And I respond to let her know.

What a treat to have her as a friend.


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212,919 You're a mechanic? That's a red flag. I watched Grease. I know how car guys are. You don't have a chance with me.


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212,918 Craving junk food when you only have healthy food is bad, but craving healthy food when you can only afford spaghetti? Torture.


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212,917 I don't hate you because you're beautiful. I have friends prettier than you. I hate you because you're a bad person. What part of that don't you get? But yeah, go on about how girls don't like you because you're so hot. I've got hotter friends than you. It's your horrible personality.


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212,916 Even with state assistance, I still can't afford anything! Such bullshit. I have paid taxes for years. I'd like to see some of that money that I have contributed to! It's not fair.


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212,915 Ah, so the anti-mask rebels are showing their bravado. They are spitting in the face of Covid restrictions for Thanksgiving. I know families who are intentionally going to bigger gatherings just to show those damn pesky medical experts who's the boss.

Idiots.They are going to make this so much worse. Some will be dead by Christmas.




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212,914 I bought a new iPhone. It came with a free subscription to Apple TV. I was excited. I signed up for the service and took a look....

Let's see, for free I can see a few documentaries. There's one on elephants, another on meteors, and one more of The Beastie Boys.

For all the other movies that I might actually want to wacth, I must pay full price. Old movies too, like Home Alone, I have to pay $3.99.

This is what a year of "free" Apple TV means? I can pay the full price of movies for a year. And then when my "free" subscription expires... I can continue paying the full price of movies.

Once again I'm left shaking my head at corporate America.

Where are the laws to protect the consumers?


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212,913 There's a gal at work who typically wears tight black leggings. She has a great bod and we can see every little curve. The guys and even some of the women have discussed it. We've all concluded the gal with the leggings wears nothing underneath. Like wow it makes my day. There's only a micron of fabric covering her pussy. This is wonderfully erotic. I love going to work.


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212,912 Girls who play bass. Sexy.

Girls who play trombone. Not sexy.


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212,911 I'm not sure what to make of this. I'm getting divorced. As part of the process my soon to be ex and I see a family therapist to talk about the right way to handle our children post divorce.

I like the therapist. She's intelligent and insightful. During one of our talks, I quoted a Dickens character. The therapist understood what I was talking about and quoted another line from the character. There have been other instances where the therapist and I go off on a tangent about a word derivation, or we mention some pending legislation in DC. I sense the therapist and I think alike.

My soon to be ex meanwhile just sits there like a bump on a log. She can't participate in these discussions because she is not the brightest bulb on the tree. I don't say that meanly, just factually. It's one of the reasons we are getting divorced.

Anyway, the therapist had each of us come in for a one on one session with her.  During my hour, the therapist mentioned how she herself is divorced. She didn't get along with her husband because "he was not the brightest bulb on the tree." Her words.  She went on to say she's been open minded to dating again, but she has never met an intelligent available man, "you know, someone like you." Her words again.

I smiled. She smiled. The topic then changed.

But what would you make of this? Was that an overt hint that she is open to the idea of developing a friendship with me, and maybe more?  (After my divorce is finalized of course, and after our sessions are over.)




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212,910 Something I don't get. I see a walker out for a stroll. When a person passes, the walker pulls up their mask to cover the face. When they see no one around they lower their mask again. Wouldn't it be easier to leave the mask on for the whole walk? Why keep pulling it up and down. Someone might pop out from behind a shrub and the walker's mask would be down. Just keep it up all the time. I know for a fact it is in no way a burden to walk around with a mask on. Whiners pretend it's a problem, but get real.


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212,909 If a dog owner says her dog "nips a little", what she means is her dog will bite your fucking hand off.


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212,908 Word of advice ladies, don't be difficult on the first date. Yes, we can talk about the weather and what music you like. But if I teasingly ask about your last boyfriend, do not then say, "What, we're going to talk about sex now? You are going to pry into what positions I like? You want to know how often we did it? No thanks."

Cause if you do that, there aint gonna be a second date. There shouldn't have even been a second half to the first date.


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212,907 I molested my cousin when we were younger. We were teenagers at the time. She was asleep, I touched her. It was a long time ago and I still feel terrible about it. We've had pleasant conversations since then, but the touching incident never came up. I'm wondering if I should talk to her about it and apologize. It would clear my soul. Good idea or bad idea?


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212,906 I never lie. Life is so much easier when you never lie.


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212,905 It used to be that 50% of students in my town made the honor roll. This is an absurdly high number. The honor roll should be reserved for the top few students. But no, half the students make it. This was done with purpose. Parents are happy when their child makes the honor roll. It creates job security for the school administrators. No parent demands the principal be fired when their child just made the honor roll.

Now we are in pandemic mode, with remote leanring and all that. I was sure the number of students making the honor roll would go down. Nope. It went up. 75% of students just made the honor roll. Why? Because parents are upset over the pandemic rules. To appease them the administration put even more students on the list. More job security.

Education around here is a joke.


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212,904 "My son's sport is safe. His teammates are all friends. They won't get sick and should be allowed to play!"

Proving once again that sports moms are morons.


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212,903 There are good people who volunteer to help with charity events.

Then there are racist people who volunteer to help with charity events to cover up the fact they are racists.

A surprising number of volunteers fall into the second category.


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212,902 A date with you? Why the fuck would I want to go on a date with you? First of all, we're in a pandemic. Second of all, dates are like job interviews. People lie about themselves.


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212,901 I’m pretty sure I had the best lay of my life last night. Now it’s time to break the news to my husband.
-33/F


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212,900 Boys with long hair are problematic 90% of the time. Exceptions include the Europian version of Jesus. Other than that, they're all either players or misogynists.


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