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199,076 I watch the “family lies/family perv” videos on p*rnh*b, because the script and characters make it so funny/awkward


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199,075 Keep it up. You’ve dug enough holes with your lies and manipulation, and you’re about to step in one of them. I can’t wait to see your down fall. The best part is, I didn’t have to do anything.


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199,074 I'm really, really struggling to get over being rejected by someone I've had feelings for for several years. I'm feeling very bitter about it because he basically took advantage of my feelings for him for the sake of attention/sex and then started blowing me off after a while. I have a really hard time understanding how someone can use a "friend" that way. He seems to feel bad about it, but this behavior is unacceptable to me, and I no longer respect him because of it. I used to think of him as a friend, and he's done other things that would indicate that he does indeed care about me, but this is just purely mean and hurtful. I will never understand.


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199,073 Most of my friends have dealt/do have depression.  I seem to get along with them a lot better than non-depressed people. I feel like people who've had depression are able to hold more substantial conversations, and are in general have more depth than the average person.

I wonder what that says about me, that I really get along with them. Not that I care, but I'm curious.


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199,072 My parents call me a lazy ass slob and threaten to take my car keys away and kick me out on a daily.

I have to "comply" or else.
They try to control me with material items.
I tell them to fuck off or get fucked.


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199,071 I will eat sushi, but only if it's cooked.


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199,070 Some government workers get year-end bonuses. This kills me. I get no bonus but the taxes I pay give government workers a bonus. Shesh.


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199,069 I’m seriously considering taking an unpaid sick day tomorrow... so I can go to work at my other job.


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199,068 I was gonna go to LA someday...

Just never quite got around to it.


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199,067 I have an amazing lady in my life now.  We have had a few bumps in the road along the way, but those experiences have only made us stronger and deepened our love for one another. We recently had an experience that could have driven us apart except for expert communication and love filled affirmation.  

Whenever a test comes along our way, we analyze it for what it is, then commit to better dialogue for the present and the future.  It is then followed by intense love making and steamy hot fucking.  Hot and juicy, that’s my girl!  Keep me drenched in your yummy cum my BabyDoll!

Love,Me!


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199,066 Whew! What a day. Time for a bowl of some serious stink weed and an ice cold beer.



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199,065 I posted a picture on a famous artist's Facebook page of a copy of his work I have from 30 years ago.  It's gotten several thousand likes.  I forgot my cum rag was visible when I took the picture.  Oops.  Nobody knows what it is, of course.  It'll be my little secret :-D


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199,064 I have 1230 movies in my collection. If I were to watch one movie a day everyday it would take almost three and a half years to finish watching all those movies. So today I'm going to try to do just that. That's a lot of movies!


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199,063 Everyone thinks their home town is the best, better than everyone else's.


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199,062 Secret below, stop telling lies!


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199,061 I have narcissistic tendencies like my parents. I hurt my children's feelings. I don’t mean to be this way, but I learned in therapy about the importance of repair and after I hurt their feelings I smoke me a blunt to calm me down before I lose my cool on them.
I'm trying to work on making sure they are aware that all my addictions and mental issues are not theirs, that it’s not their responsibility to make me happy at all time and life is not always about me.  I want to make sure I don’t pawn them off on everyone, like I was growing up.
I allow my little daughter to be herself by allowing her to argue and disrespect me, she's allowed to have sleep overs with perverted drunk old men.(even though it stresses me out). I allow my son to be mean to other children when their parents are not around. He's allowed to be a bully, scream and cry when he's not getting his way, to run around and sometimes even have the mere audacity to accidentally break my parents or other people's property. Without a sorry or replacement.

My inner child heals a little when I see that my daughter is not a throw away pawn like I was, does not get disciplined, and cursed out like she did when she was a baby. She ensured my wrath. I feel so bad which explains why she has no respect for me unless I slap her face. She's seventeen.

My son has options and opinions like the teen boy that he is as well. He gets to choose, have likes, dislikes. He gets to dislike my cooking and wipe his hands on his shit and not have to take care of anything.  He gets to be a perfect little brat and be reminded daily that he’s loved even though I have abandon them to others.


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199,060 I met a way older man while browsing the goodwill today. Like...probably twice my age and I'm 34. His cologne smelled amazing and I asked him what it was. That led to a 1.5 hr conversation in the Antique China aisle where we talked a lot of different stuff.  Our individual experiences with things such as motorcycles, military service, jail time, traveling to the city we both live in now with no plan and no real reason, our favorite guns and the ways we had them tricked out when we got them.  How the suicide of a close friend affected us. Times we almost died but didnt. Businesses we had started and why they succeeded or didnt. He had a  .38 holstered under his jacket identical to the one I had previously owned. At this point I realized my pussy was getting stirred up by his total fucking genuine badassery. We parted ways and exchanged numbers...because he had the confidence so many men my age lack, And because I was not ready to never see or speak to him again. I may fuck him or I may not, but either way...it was such an interesting and lovely chance encounter that I'm thankful for. So much of my life just sucks but I met this fascinating old man today and I can recognize when I am gifted by the universe:)


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199,055 Sometimes I forget how amazing and strong our bodies are I just finish my new high intensity work out I thought I was going to pass out but I kept going . I did a lot of burpees with jumping jacks, high squats jumps , push ups on my toes and i manage to finish mind you I’m a 38 year old , with extra weight and heavy boobs .  I’m so proud of myself.


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199,054 Don't.


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199,053 Unhappy living situation, disloyal boyfriend's, family members keep away, abusive parents, family being shit, cheating boyfriend, mental health disorders, suicide ideations,
fired and disliked at all employment sites. Drama starter, Constant car accidents, irresponsible, careless, rape, cancer, unhealthy children, unwanted by parents, disliked by the majority.
Needy, lazy, money monger(smoocher)
Selfish, jealous, envious, complainer, ungrateful, unsatisfied, whinny, dramatically problematic, attention starved. Exaggerator, liar, self-pitied, broken record, grudge holder,
Irresponsible parenting, two face, phony, paranoid, blamer, egotistical, irrational, conceited, cry baby,
Fearful, anxious, medicated, drug addict, hypocrite, judgmental, incompetent, always feels like shit, assumer,
Narcissistic, back bitter (towards everyone) disrespectful, get's everyone emotionally and physically sick, bad omen, dysfunctional, angry, difficult, spoiled,
Emotionally empty, slutty, sulky, negative, perverted, snitch, big mouth, untrusted, low life, friendless, bratty childish,
Depressed, stressed, dirty, bad relationships, bad reputations. Now the best part of this Karma list is MISERABLE.

Your right, told you Karma has it's way. ;)


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199,052 I once had a girlfriend who had beautiful breasts but her genitalia was downright ugly.  Her pussy looked more like a barnyard animal than a human female.  I tried to focus attention on her positive attributes but it wasn't working.  I had to break up with her and not tell her the reason.  Truthfulness would have damaged her self-esteem.

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199,051 Non partisan. One side or the other might think they are smart to steal an election. But there is no coming back. If you do it, soon enough they will do it. Then our entire system of election fairness collapses.


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199,050 The past week I've avoided the news and social media and it's been great. There is something to this.


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199,049 I wrote the other day about the woman in my town craving attention on facebook so she posted how her son wet the bed.

Today she posted a picture of herself at the gynecologist. She's on the exam table wearing a white smock with her feet in the stirrups.

Oh my god is there nothing this woman won't post?????


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199,048 My friend has seizures every 10 minutes. I don't know how he stays so strong. If he takes meds, the seizures slow down, but it turns him into a zombie. He chooses not to take the meds for that reason. What a horrible life. I feel so bad for him.


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199,047 Civilized people don't travel by bus.


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199,046 I’m not sure what to make of this.

I knew this guy from about 20 years ago. His wife was a friend of my wife.  We were invited to their house for dinner. We didn’t live in their town. We lived over an hour away, but the wives were friends so okay we drove over there.

While the women did their thing in the kitchen, I was left talking to the husband. He seemed nice enough at first. But after a few beers the conversation got weird. He talked about his neighbors. He said the woman a few houses down was hot. He said he watched her sometimes with his telescope. I was surprised he was telling me this. Spying in a woman’s windows probably wouldn’t sit well with his wife.

The more he drank the stranger he became. He said there was another house nearby where the children were the devil. He then rattled off 20 names for the devil like Bezzlebub, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, things like that. But 20 of them in a row without taking a breath. It was clear he practiced saying them, like he thought it was clever to have memorized so many devil names. I thought it was very odd.

He went on to say he sent the family with the devil children a letter saying he was watching them they should move away.  I said something about how that probably wouldn’t go over very well and how could he continue living near them after that. He said he sent the letter anonymously. Like who does that? Who sends a creepy anonymous letter to their neighbors?

Okay, so this was 20 years ago. My wife has since lost touch with her friend. We haven’t seen them ever again.

Completely separate, I’m reading this story in the news today. It’s about a family receiving creepy anonymous letters in the mail. Some kook saying he’s watching the family and their children’s should be afraid. Whacko shit like that.

Here’s a link to the story,

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-family-terrorized-by-the-watcher-opens-up-about-terrifying-ordeal

There have been a bunch of letters and it has gotten so bad that family had to move out, but they can’t sell their house because no one wants to buy it given the creepy letter history.

The location of the family receiving the letters is Westfield, New Jersey.

The location of my wife’s friend from 20 years ago, Westfield, New Jersey.

I just checked online. My wife’s friend and her husband still live there. Their house is about half a mile away from the house receiving the letters.

I’m not sure what to do. It sounds really far fetched. I’d feel kind of strange calling the cops and saying, well, see, I knew this guy 20 years ago and he wrote a creepy anonymous letter and…

The chances that it’s him are next to nothing. But still it leaves me wondering.


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199,045 I quit alcohol a year ago. I do use weed after work to wind down though. Fall asleep by 10 o’clock or 1030 every night. I have been so much more productive. I really hope they legalize it everywhere


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199,044 I'm giving my notice on Friday, when I was job searching I noticed my company was running an ad for an office manager, our current one is incompetent and a total bitch.  The type that goes out of her way to be petty, mean and spiteful.  She is trying to buy a house and is in the process of buying a new fancy car.  I'm tempted to tell her the company is going to replace her but she has been so nasty that I'm not.  Karma


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199,043 I've been reading here people being jealous of others for various reasons. I think, we humans all had feelings like this, it's kinda natural, you could say. However, a long time ago, I came to the realization that it's a useless feeling. Why?
1. Everyone has their cross to carry. When, as an outsider, you look at other people's lives, you're looking at a particular aspect of it. It's one dimensional, so to speak. For example, they have a 'beautiful ' family. On the outside, that's what you see. But than, do you really know what's going on behind that scene? For example, one of my colleagues' 15 year old son just committed suicide. My colleague is about 5-6 years younger than I'm and is very successful in his career. He has  a very loving wife. I saw them just a year ago together and after 18 years of marriage they still seem to like each other. He used to talk about their idyllic family outings etc. On the outside, it's what people get 'jealous ' of. Behind the scenes he may have had some issues with his son that he may have been dealing with and I wouldn't know... Now, I'm gonna ask you this: Would you still be 'jealous '? Would you still want his life?
If the above story didn't convince you of the uselessness of jealousy, I have another one for you. One of my much younger colleagues became jealous of my position at work. She's always wanted my position but since she doesn't have the required amount of years in work experience under her belt and a PhD, they hired someone else, me. I have both, 20 years experience and a doctorate degree. She has two young children and often referred to how stressed out she's raising them.  I don't have kids, therefore, I don't have those struggles. But, I too, have issues. I was diagnosed with breast cancer in February this year. I didn't tell anyone about it at work because I didn't want people to feel sorry for me etc. Also, I didn't want them to know that I was having a double mastectomy. Let me ask you this: Are you still entertaining those jealous feelings? Don't. I'm now struggling with whether to continue to take the anti cancer drug that is driving me crazy, but may lower my  recurrence rate by 30-50 percent. Oh, just so you know. While out on sick leave, she created a case at HR and also went to the Ombudsman office saying that I was hired unfairly because my boss knew me before I was hired at the organization. After some investigation, HR dismissed the case stating that there is no merit to it.
So, do you see what I'm trying to say? Make no mistake, EVERY ONE OF US IS DEALING WITH SOMETHING! Trust me, if you could watch people's lives on tv, 99% of the time you wouldn't want to trade with them!

2. Jealous feelings don't feel good! It makes you feel bad inside. Also, when you're jealous of someone, you're saying to yourself that in some ways the person you're jealous of  is better than you. Indirectly, you are demeaning yourself or putting yourself down. At least that's how I felt.
Therefore, now I don't get jealous. I may admire people, and in some cases I want to know how they accomplished this and that to see if I could maybe make some changes in order to better my own life.

As you can see I thought about this thing, jealousy, a lot... At the end of the day, I like me. My plight, my life choices, where I wound up in life. May not all be perfect, but it's the life path I chose and I wouldn't want to trade with anyone! Yes, not even my cancer. It made me a better person, a stronger person.

By the way, the goal of my post is not to make people feel bad about their jealousy. The purpose of this was to give CC readers food for thought. And now, I would love to read your comments and see what you think!


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199,042 I'm jealous of all my friends and their beautiful families they've all made for themselves.


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199,041 The junior priest in my church makes $60,000 a year. Plus he gets free housing and utilities. Basically he only works for an hour on Sundays.

I was under the assumption priests made barely anything. Not true. They lead a very comfortable life.


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199,040 I wish my husband were uncircumcised.


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199,039 I take the 45-gallon tote containing the family's winter coats out of the closet.  The thing is stuffed with coats and weighs about 100 pounds.  I leave it open on the basement floor and tell my wife to go through it and pull out her coats for the winter.  

The tote is open and on the floor for two weeks.  I walk around the thing for two weeks.  I remind my wife to take her coats out for two weeks.  She walks past it for two weeks.  I put it away yesterday, back into the closet.  Surely by now she's done the simple act of taking her coat out.

No, of course she hasn't.  This morning she wants to know where the tote is because it's cold outside and she needs her coat.  It would have taken her 30 seconds to do what she needed to.  No wonder my house is a fucking wreck.


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199,038 I give my boyfriend really great sex and then I wake up the next day and he's such a fucking asshole, it's unreal! It's 6 in the morning (I've been up since maybe 4ish) and I get yelled at for not wanting to cook chicken, not feeling well, then get bitched at for not feeling well (I have a disease) and not cooking chicken. It's like holy hell. Why is it so hard to understand that women stop having sex, don't want to give it to their male spouse, etc. It's not worth it! He just goes on these rampages.

I keep a match.com profile up and have been thinking about tinder just to get my fill. I dont know what else to do. I'm too young for this shit.


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199,037 I've never crushed on a black man before in my life, but DAMN, Donnell Rawlings is just SO fucking HOT!  I think it's the perfect facial symmetry, the satiny lips, those eyes, that build, and the merciless wit, but I've only ever wanted other white people inside me until I saw him doing standup and now it's like WANNNNNT.

And I live in the whitest white town in the whitest white state that ever whited.  But I'd smooch those chocolate lips like crazy if he was into it too.

34 / F / Whitest white girl ever


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199,036 My work best friend is an awesome person and I love her to death. However...she either has some aversion to deodorant or just doesn’t wear it. I don’t know what it is. It was real bad today and I think the people around us at work must have noticed. I don’t know if I’m a bad friend if I don’t tell her or if it would embarrass her if I brought it up. If one isn’t able to wear conventional deodorant, there are alternatives, aren’t there?? I don’t want her to be embarrassed, and I don’t know how to tactfully bring it up or if I should even bring it up in the first place...



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199,035 Your such a fucken "financial drain" towards everyone.
Why can't you see the burdens you cause in everyone's life. Ungrateful, selfish, lazy, and inconsiderate is such an understatement.

Your a bad omen.

, Becky Sarah


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199,034 Something is wrong with me, I am not right in the head.
Today my family was saying that I kept calling my children "animals" I seriously do not remember this.

This is a very scary thing, I can not remember what I said.
Do you think I should see a doctor?


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199,033 I am jealous of my friend's success.


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199,032 Just because you didn’t hit me, you still destroyed everything I was. I didn’t even realize it at the time, because it wasn’t physical strike. But it was abuse. You took advantage.You let me spin off into a craze of post traumatic stress that became illness. Physical and mental. Abuse is abuse.


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199,031 After two years, I finally got a call back. I went to the first interview, and passed to do the next one. This is awesome news, but I’m not getting my hopes up!


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199,030 So my ex who has been trying to get back with me and says he loves me tells me he was never in love with me. What? I was with him 9 years on and off. I will always love him but fell out of love, but people fall in and out of and back in love. Why try to be with me if you were never in love? You value our connection, say it's real, but never in love. That would explain why he's not doing what it takes to get me back. He was verbally abusive and talking to girls online, if you want me back I expect a degree of making it up to me to make me trust u. It should ome from him to want to do that. But this makes sense why.


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199,029 I love it when older men look at my tits.


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199,028 So I might be being irrational since I watch too much true crime however I’m totally creeped out in one way and also understanding it could be nothing in another way.

I lease apartment homes and may be too nice. I also live on site. Recently I leased an apartment to an older gentleman about 16 years my senior. I have a lot of close relationships with my residents and like to establish a good rapport. With this gentleman in particular we talked about our love of dogs and how we go to the same dog park (but have never seen each other there.) one day he asked for my number so when he went to the dog park we could meet up and see how our dogs got along. However, it seems he tries to text me to keep the conversation going and express his like for me. He asked me out and I’ve told him it’s not a good idea.

But today he sent me flowers to my work. Which is not professional or wanted. The note commented on my beauty and thanked me. I texted him thank you and that he really shouldn’t have because I don’t want to be rude.

A little part of me knows it’s nothing but I’m kind of scared that he could know which apartment is mine and don’t like that. It’s embarrassing to get flowers at work especially since my coworkers are all inquisitive. But I told them so if I do get killed at least the police will have a lead.


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199,027 People in my town rally around the local book store. They tell us everyone should shop local and ignore the web giant Amazon.

Then I see the mailman delivering Amazon packages to their door. LOL.


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199,026 I hate when grown white adults respond by saying "Word!"

What are you ? 12 and living in the ghetto?


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199,025 Notice all the fattening holidays are in the winter when we can cover our sins with baggy sweaters. Then we have plenty of time to lose the weight before the summer bikini season starts. They thought this out well.


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199,024 Real amateur porn is the only thing that will get me off.  Leaked sex tapes are so hot.


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199,023 And you wonder why you were banned....


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199,022 I feel so grateful for everything I have.


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199,021 I would never be a passenger in one of these new driverless cars. I have no trust in them.


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199,020 Which part of the egg am I supposed to eat? The science keeps changing.


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199,019 Newsflash. You are the Narcissist.
It's not your therapist's, parents, boyfriend, friends or family.
It's you. Your the problem.
Your so full of yourself, all you can see is yourself. Nothing ever beyond that.
Your true colors are right underneath your fur.
Cunning get's you nowhere.


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199,018 I was watching "college amateur reality porn."  

Young woman walks up to the first random guy she sees in the dorm hallway and says she has to fuck him.  

Guy says okay and they go back to his dorm.  

He has a 10 inch dick and his balls are already shaved.

Ugh.  Where do I find real reality porn and not this staged shit??


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199,017 Some people were not taught the meaning of morals nor integrity.
It's only the pervy who find this stuff normal.
At 016


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199,016 Disgusting! Shakes bum in front of dad?
Who shake's their bums or show case's their bum's let alone, with any family around?

Pedophilia to the max.


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199,015 There are quite a few psychology books on the topic of incest that confirm this as a favorite tactic of pedophiles.

They just want to see you shake your bottom in their faces. "Oops, didn't mean to accidentally see you bend over on purpose in front of dad. ;) "

The pervert nparent can bend over in underwear, in order to catch their bums, touching themselves, going to the bathroom in order to watch you change tampons.

nparents will do this over and over for years, each time claiming it was just an accident. It's not by accident they watch you change a tampon, but by design.


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199,014 My wife calls me hourly at work with weather updates. She needs a new hobby.


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199,013 as a fit 70 year old guy I am mortified that I am leaking  urine at night. WTF I am not 90  years old. I am divorced so dont need to cover this up but it becomes problem when I travel and sleep over at a friend with benefits place.Doctor says it it  the prostrate is enlarged and interferes with the bladder. Any other men having this problem or am I a freak? Depends has a big racks filling with stock  at CVS so I take it it is a bigger problem than I thought .


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199,012 Headline after headline saying how the Democrats did really well in the midterm elections.

They get the facts wrong.

On average, the political party of a first term president loses 37 seats in the House. Trump lost 26. He did better than most.

And it's very rare for a first term president to gain seats in the Senate, as Trump did.

We are seeing the Democrat spin machine in action.  Truth is, Democrats lagged behind the normal amount of gains in this election cycle.


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199,011 I did all the things that should make me happy. Why do I feel so miserable? I just imagine that there are more young people who are silently broken. It's a battle to the end right?

I wish the wind could just carry this feeling away


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199,010 So CNN is suing the White House to get Jim Acosta's press pass reinstated. I'm very curious to see how the judge rules on this. Clearly he ignored the requests of the president, and clearly he made contact with an innocent staff person. I strongly suspect though that our judiciary will rule in favor of Acosta, ignoring what is right and wrong. This will confirm my belief that our justice system is bias, and even corrupt.


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199,009 An appeal from Facebook this morning.

"Donate to help the victims of the California fires."

You've got to be kidding? Facebook is in California. Isn't everyone working there a zillionaire? But they have their hand out looking for some of my meager salary?

And isn't California the place that is overflowing with democrats and they are constantly nasty to all others?

LOL. I hope the fire spreads. Maybe I'll donate gasoline.


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199,008 For some reason my phone password needed to be reset. I woke up in the morning and the phone demanded I answer my security questions. Complete moronic, because one of the questions that I apparently filled in 15 years ago and now had to remember the answer - "What is your dream job?"

How the hell would that answer stay the same for people over the years? How the hell would we remember exactly what we said back then? 15 years have gone by! It's one of the dumbest security questions I've ever seen.

Sometimes I feel like we are under attack from the Millennials and all of Silicon Valley. They are here to torment us.


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199,007 So this Victoria Secret guy doesn't want trans or plus size girls to model the vs brand. So what? Why does everything have to be all inclusive? I'm a female and I think born women who have attractive bodies and are beautiful should model.  Now there are chubby pretty girls who carry their weight nice. There are slim girls. There are different types of attractive.  But if someone is really big, or yes not born a woman,  maybe they shouldn't model lingerie on the runway? There are other venues to model for. Why does everyone have to be included in everything? Soon we are gonna have singers who can't hold a tune, or dancers without rhythm. Does anyone see where this is going? Not everyone can do every job. Sorry. Victoria secret isn't going downhill because of this, as some people will have you believe.  They are going downhill because for the last few years their fabrics suck, they feel rough like paper. Not because they're not "keeping up" with the times.


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199,006 I wonder if there is a chemical change in the brain or something that happens on a metaphysical level once you’re married.

I’m reading these secrets less as bitching now, more as symptoms.  What’s the cure? What’s the antidote?

How to remedy all of it?


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199,005 If my husband isn’t in the mood for sex, then he’s not in the mood for sex. No amount of “seduction” on my part will change his mind. So I just wait patiently until a day when he’s in the mood so we can fuck. It happens maybe every two months, if I’m lucky.


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199,004 Okay well I take it we’re not friends at all anymore and never will be again.


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199,003 A friend of mine had gastric bypass. We were the same size and now she is 80lbs lighter and still losing. She was already full of herself. Always taking selfies and acting like her life is perfect. It has only gotten worse, of course. My secret..I wish something would go wrong. yeah, I know..I'm a terrible person.


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199,002 I’m pretty sure I’m never going to have sex again.


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199,001 I am sexually unfulfilled.


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199,000 I always feel alone.


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198,999 My husband hasn’t kissed me in a month.


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198,998 My husband hasn’t had sex with me in 3 weeks.


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198,997 My husband hasn’t gone down on me in 5 months.


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198,996 I daydream about being adored by a man, being someone’s beloved.
Then I come home. My husband ignores me all evening.
He ignores the kids.
He stares at a screen, he’s on the phone, he stares at another screen, he is snoring. That’s it. That’s all that ever happens. He barely even looks at me. I read the toddler her bedtime stories. I stay awake, daydreaming...about being loved.


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198,995 I can't wear boxers.  I've tried boxers, but my dick is too big and it flops around everywhere, and I always end up with a huge erection.  It sucks because boxers are so fashionable, yet I have to wear tighty whities.  Am I the only guy with this problem?


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198,994 A family in my neighborhood just had a huge benefit for themselves because their daughter has severe special needs. So what have they done the last 2 out of 3 weekends since the benefit? Go on 2 weekend getaways - just the two of them. Fucking con artists. This is why I no longer donate to anything anymore unless I absolutely, positively know that the family needs it. I can’t believe anyone even talks to these people anymore. Wake up! You’ve all been conned, swindled, screwed, whatever you want to call it.



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198,993 Someone has been giving out bad information.

^_^


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198,992 I once vomited on my lap in my car. I had the flu and was waiting for my son's bus with him. He had just gotten on the bus and it was still stopped in front of my car. I couldn't hold it in.  And if I had opened the door to throw up in the street, the kids would have seen and I didn't want to my son to be embarrassed.


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198,991 I'm tired of reading the fake news about Trump, the rain, and the French cemetery. Trump didn't cancel the trip. The helicopter pilot decided it was too risky to fly in the bad weather.  Yet another example of liberal lies to make the President look bad.


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198,990 I saw the guidelines for people for activity.  They are saying kids should do some weightlifting.  I disagree.  They should not.  Other activity like running around and stuff is fine but kids shouldn't weight lift


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198,988 Woman I know. She's constantly on facebook. Constantly seeking attention for herself. Today she posts how her 12 year old son wet the bed last night. Half the town reads this stuff. Think of her son. Think of how many of his friends now know he wet the bed last night. His mother is out of control. She'll do anything to get attention on social media even if it means sacrificing her son's dignity.


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198,987 I have this fantasy where I'm single and live in a comfortable apartment that's within walking distance of my job and near a lot of amenities.  I don't have to worry about maintaining anything, and maybe there's some nice neighbors and a girl or two I can flirt with.

The reality is I'm married, with two kids, and I own two houses with too much useless shit in it, and I'm planning on buying a huge house that I can live in as I head into retirement and old age.  Maybe a fancy car, too.

But... ahhhh... the thought of having less stuff in my life...



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198,986 The weakest thing a man can do is to talk about his woman, with another woman.


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198,984 My dad complains about his brother and father leaving him out of their lives, while simultaneously alienating me from my brother's and his


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198,983 My parents are very financially supportive and one way they support me is by letting me live with them. However one term of living with them is that I have to be up at a certain time, I have depression so this isn’t always possible.

Yesterday my dad noticed I wasn’t out of bed at the time he wanted, and it upset him. For the first time I stood up to him and told him that I wouldn’t be held accountable for how he felt and that what time I got up wasn’t a direct interaction with him and wasn’t his business.

Later my parents framed it as me being up at the time they want is the same as cleaning or making food for the family as being up at the right time added to the “thriving” nature of the household. I said no. I said it wasn’t up to them, their rules are intruding on the decisions I make for myself. I was of course told I was being selfish, unreasonable, etc. and that if I won’t allow them to dictate what I will and won’t do then I won’t live there anymore. So I’m leaving, which I think will be stressful as now I’ll have to work full time while going to school but maybe I’ll be better in the long term.

((Great job parents! *grins)) applause!!!


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198,982 Seeing you live in misery and pity everyday.
Is the best revenge anyone could ask for.
Looks like that will be the death of you.

I win. ;)


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198,981 Your sister and everyone doesn't like you for a reason.
You kill, steal and are jealous of any family dynamic.
You are the reason nobody really cares about you.
Your toxic and everyone can see it.
This is why I stay away from the family.
It's because of you and the senseless crap you spew out of your mouth.  I am no longer your sister. Stop calling me that. You psycho.


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198,980 Everyone else is at work. I'm at home in bed. I've got a large egg made out of solid marble deep inside of me. Right behind it there is a large coin table cue ball. My pussy is so fucking WET. So deliciously full and so erotically stretched. I have been on the very edge for 2 hours now. Why can I not always feel so alive and so horny...im about to let my pussy go and come very hard...but I wish I could lie back with my legs open... swollen pussy all stretched out forever and ever. My God  this is just so wonderful...


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198,979 I don't understand monogamy. I think we all play along because it's what we're taught, but humans aren't meant to own each other like that.
People in long term relationships get resentful, jealous, bored. I'm not saying you can't have one person you love the most forever.. but I am saying strict, closed relationships turn people bitter and leave everyone wanting.
Just my experience and my two cents.


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198,978 I know my daughter and son hasn’t been the same since my breakdown. I was only in the hospital a couple days, at my brother’s a couple more, and he was in their care during that time, but my mother has some help, and there was family in and out due to my stepdad’s surgery, so I assumed they were just feeling a little abandoned since I'm constantly dumping them off with everyone or reacting to the tension between me and them. I’ve been gentle, even though my daughter yells at me and is disrespectful and my son hits me. I’ve been giving them chances to talk about how they feel. I’ve been reassuring then that I love him, I’m not going anywhere, and they are awesome just the way they are.

Tonight my son wanted to sleep in my bed. I wasn’t in bed, but I’m the room. He woke up and said, “oh no, I’m sorry to tell you, but I’m afraid the bed is too wet”. I did the usual “no big deal, buddy, let’s just get you some dry stuff, and was pointing towards his bed. He freaked out. Started yelling that he didn’t want to, I couldn’t even get him to stop and listen. Got him some dry pj’s and for the first time ever he didn’t even want me to help him get dressed. My children flinched when I put my hands out to help with anything. I asked him if he needed a hug. His response killed me. I’ve been building his self-esteem, self-worth and sense of security since the day he was born, hoping he would never, ever feel the way I did as a child.

“No, I need a good slap in the face”

I know exactly where he got that line. From me.

No child deserves to be hit. Ever. Especially not for a bodily function they can’t even control. But for him to actually say that, for him to expect and even ask for it? That’s worse. I should be livid. I should be angry. I am crushed. I can’t even cry. He deserved better, and I have failed to protect him from even myself. No more.

What they did to me as a child was horrible, inhuman, and cruel, and yet here I was ready to forgive, ready to let the past be the past, and move forward. I was just going to let it all go and walk away. I wasn’t going to fight anyone or speak badly about anyone(behind their backs) ever again. I made my peace with the fact that there would never be justice, that no one would ever acknowledge what happened, and that looking for that validation was harming me too much. I had FINALLY made that decision and found some peace. My children are not going to grow up that way. I am better then everyone. So for that sake I will teach them to view themselves in that same manner.  They are not allowed to ever carry a secrets. They will not be taught to think anything will ever be their fault. They will be taught that it is "everybody else's, and never theirs. They will be heard, even when they demand their way with demand and disrespect. They will be believed, and they will learn that there is justice for them. They will know peace and security. They will feel loved. They will never feel not wanted, rejected or abandoned. Just like my parents made me feel. For this reason they will never be a pond. I will not pond them off on anyone ever. They are my responsibility and nobody else's.

If I have to put us in a shelter, if we have to couch surf for a while, if I have to call DCF and report my own mother (despite all the times they failed me as a child) I will.

My family and friends are going to tell me I’m overreacting. I’m not. Enough is enough.


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198,977 When the internet was just  coming to the public in the early 90s if was so easy to find women who wanted it like you. There was the usenet and it had personals. There was the anonymous mail server called penet. It was so easy and there were so many women.  Too bad those days are gone. First the penet server went dead because a few had to use it for crime.  The brave soul running the server had to shut it down. Next usenews went away, sad.  I wonder how many were sad like me.


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198,976 When I shift my position while sitting, I have to reach my hand in my pants and readjust my junk. I don't see other guys doing this. I assume it's because I am larger down there compared to other guys so my junk gets in the way more often.


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198,975 Facebook is down for half the country. I hope it doesn't ever come back up.


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198,974 The loud sounds of construction make me really anxious


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198,973 I'm the guy with the pot scrubbing secret from a few weeks ago. In short, my wife gets me to do the dirty work while she enjoys herself socially.  

Another example is brewing. Since the pot scrubbing party, my wife has been to a few more social events without me. I wasn't asked to do any of the prep work or clean up. Good, especially after the pot scrubbing incident.

But there is a new event coming this weekend. Her church is having a breakfast gathering for the parishioners. The social committee asked my wife to make sure the stove top is clean so they can make pancakes. (The stove top is looking rusty.) My wife then turned to me and insisted I clean the stove. I asked why this would be my responsibility seeing their church has 400 members and I'm not one of them. Wouldn't it make more sense for the churchgoers to clean their own stove for the breakfast they want to have? I asked her to just stop and think, why on earth would it have anything at all to do with me?

I know the answer of course. My wife wants to act like a big shot. This dirty task needs to be done. My wife agrees to take care of it so she looks like a good parishioner and she can continue to be in the inner circle of the church. But my wife never lifts a finger. She certainly doesn't ever get her own hands dirty. She has me for those things. So I have to do it or she looks bad. The idea of her doing it herself never enters her mind.

Over the last two days she has non-stop been demanding I clean it. She screamed I clean it. She cried I clean it. She pouted I clean it. She threatened no sex if I don't clean it, which is funny because we haven't had sex in six months anyway.

But this is what she does. She goes on and on until I say yes. It's like she creates an atmosphere where in the end it's easier for me to clean the stove than to listen to her complaining.

All that said, here I sit, conscientious me, thinking the church needs this, and thinking they won't have breakfast if I don't do it. So I'm actually thinking of heading over there and scrubbing their stove for a breakfast to which I'm not even invited.

I have to wonder, is my wife at fault? Or am I for even considering the idea of helping?


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198,972 I typically pick my dog's poop up if he goes in an inappropriate spot. But if I am walking him on the road, and he goes deep into a wooded area off the road and poops,  I don't feel that is in anyone's way, and I don't follow him deep into the trees to pick it up. I am honestly surprised that someone just called me out on that and told me to pick it up.


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198,971 All the emails, texts, direct messages, robocalls, app notifications, that annoying ding the car makes when I drive 5mph without a seatbelt, gives me little pangs of anxiety. I dearly miss my childhood years when the only messages came from the phone or the mailbox.


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198,970 I not like $1 and $5 dollar bills in my wallet. So, every time I sit at my desk I take them out of my wallet and put into a bill holder that I have.  

Then, every now and again, I take all those bills and put into 10 bill stacks and band the stacks together.  Then after another while they pile up so I put them together in 100 dollar bundles.  The 100 dollar bundles I then put into shoe boxes.

Counted them all out the other day and I have a bit more than $8600 in 1 and 5 dollar bills sitting in boxes in my bottom left desk drawer. At the moment I can’t be bothered to take all that to the bank so there they sit.



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198,969 When I post about weed or smoking it...I get reactions. Mostly great comments and people liking it.
This is the only time I feel accepted by people, and you are all complete strangers. It’s a bit depressing, but thank you! It makes me smile.


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198,968 My husband told me the story that when he was a freshman in college, he asked a woman out. They had a nice time. He took her back to his room. They started kissing. Then they got touchy feely. Then he took her clothes off and his clothes off. He got between her legs. He was about to penetrate her when she whispered in his ear, "You are raping me."

She was serious. She thought this was a rape in progress. My husband-to-be had no idea she was feeling that way. He stopped instantly and got her dressed again.

So many thoughts go through my head. Mostly why didn't she say something sooner? Can it be rape if she never said no? True she never said yes, but if she didn't object to the kissing and the disrobing, then how was the man to know?

I guess I see both sides of this #metoo thing.


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198,967 Late one evening while I was watching the news, my 3 year old son came down the stairs, walked into the kitchen and starting peeing on the floor. He was sleep walking. Or sleep peeing... The joys of being a parent.


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198,966 I hate how men think it's ok to say a woman is old if she is over 40, even when he is over 40! The older they are the worse, but men take a turn after 40 where they get bitter against women of the same age. The craziest is these older men complaining they can't find anyone to date... It's because they're looking to girls way younger than themselves! If you're an older man going after young chicks, you better have something going for yourself. Good looks, money, game, good dick, amazing personality, power. Something. You can't just be a normal older man getting whatever younger girl you want.


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198,965 I like paying beautiful women to massage me


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198,964 I'm trying really hard not to be sad, but it just isn't easy.


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198,963 Watching people who love each other slowly lose the ability to connect really sucks.


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198,962 I branded myself today. I really loved it, but I'm afraid I won't be able to stop.


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198,961 Happy birthday, R. I hope it was a great day, even if it was with her. Maybe someday we'll spend our birthdays together again.


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198,960 Jake, for a 6th grade kid you are on of the most rotten people this neighborhood has ever seen. Your younger brother with the abnormally large head is even worse than you. I guess I would expect nothing less from your prick dad than to raise horrible offspring who terrorize all of the other kids. I wish nothing but the worst for you and your family. And if you ever cross this family I will personally be at your house to kick your dad’s ass in front of you.


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198,959 I’m self conscious of my bootyhole sometimes...lol


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198,958 I went to a legal brothel for the first time a few weeks ago.  I was amazed at how expensive it was.  I didn't buy, or rent I guess, but damn.  If you could pull that kind of $$$, why not.

It was like a strip club in that there were plenty of women, all wanted your $$$.  Some were aggressive about it, some nonchalant and all looked good.


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198,957 A young boy in my area died in a terrible freak accident. From what I understand, he was playing in his room, went into his closet, wasn't paying attention, and some clothes wrapped around his neck and strangled him to death.

I have a son the same age who never pays attention to anything I tell him to do.  He's very smart, but he's in his own world.  I have to tell him not to do something because it could hurt him, and then he'll do it immediately and hurt himself.

I'm afraid my son will be the next to die in a freak accident.  If I can just keep him alive until he learns to watch out for himself.


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198,956 Please dear god, whatever happens, don't let one of my children end up being a porn star when they grow up.


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198,955 A long time ago I mentioned that I like imaging that I'm not alone at 4:20 everyday and someone said that they are there for me. Well, I think about you all the time, and thank you for being there for me all the time. Life is a little bit less lonely thinking about all the people having that moment at 4:20 with me.

In about 2.5 hours we'll be having a tranquility moment together. :) 11-11@ PST . roast it up!


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198,954 I have a secret I think about a lot and never talked about with anyone.  I went to a religious school and considered sexually  conservative by friends and family, and I am in some ways.   I am 21, not into casual sex with guys,  and have  only been with a few guys.  

My bf loves to watch porn.   Not just any porn but a specific kind.  He loves to watch cute young girls give a guy oral and get banged hard.  When we first started watching, I told him it  was  gross.   But he loved it.    What he doesn't know is I do too.    I love to watch it.    But I have a bigger more secret secret.

I love  giving oral.   I have since the first time years ago.   I love how it feels in my mouth, how it taste,   how it  tickles my lips.    I love  the sounds a guy makes when I am doing it, I love how his muscles tense up.  I love how he twitches and jerks when he finishes.   I LIKE how it tastes.  

There are about a 1000 guys I  fantasize  about blowing.    Once in high school a bunch of girls were talking.    One said she liked when her bf finished in her mouth.   We all expressed surprise.   Only I was surprised because she said what I felt, though I didn't say that.    

He has no idea how I fantasize about his friend,  or more then one prof,  or   friend's dad, even one particular priest.    

One guy told me once he thinks about robbing banks but never will.    That is how I feel about my fantasies.  Uhmmmm   so far.              

          


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198,953 Some company should make giant life size plastic tarps showing a top down view of expensive items. Like a Rolls Royce. And a swimming pool. And a tennis court.

Then just before the Google satellite flies over your house to take photos, you lay down the tarps in the your yard.

Voila. All your nosy coworkers think you have a Rolls Royce, swimming pool, and tennis court.


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198,952 I hate when my girlfriend's dog is in the room while we're doing it. I don't want to say anything though because she might stop the sex.


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198,951 To save the world and return it to a more normal healthy state where there is mutual respect for all, we need to first shut down the internet.


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198,950 I can't eat Ramen. I fear the MSG.


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198,949 My goal is to get all women out of my life. I want nothing to do with any of them anymore.


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198,948 I am a “Brown” person. I believe democrats want to turn the US into a 3rd world country. I will vote against them always.


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198,947 My friend sells make-up in one of those ponzii scheme kind of companies. She is so obsessed with it that she often tries her makeup application skills on her 8 year old son. There are endless photos online of him wearing lipstick and mascara. Poor kid. I see where this is going.


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198,946 In my small town, it could be that we spend more on the disabled than any other town in the country. We are nationally recognized as a haven for the disabled. It's not cheap. We give a large amount of our tax dollars to aid the disabled. For instance, we have a public building with five entrance ramps for wheelchairs. Wouldn't one be enough? Apparently not. We need one ramp on each side plus one more for good measure. It's crazy.

I don't know why we do this. Partly it's the mothers of disabled children. They have a clique. They join together and bash anyone who dares to question all the disabled spending. I once asked why we are putting two, yes two wheelchair elevators in one small public building. I wasn't mean about it. I was suggesting one wheelchair elevator would do and the rest of the money could be used to help in other ways. I was sliced and diced by the disabled moms for daring to have an opinion.

The disabled clique has a politician on their side. She's really an opportunist. She sees the organized group of disabled families and she cuddles up to them to get their votes. Typical politician I guess.

But get this. Someone took a photo of the politician parking in a handicap spot. The politician isn't handicapped. Nor are her children. She parked in the handicap spot because it was closer to the front door of the supermarket.

When this photo was published on facebook, the disabled families backed the politician claiming it is perfectly okay to use the handicap spot if you are a friend to the disabled. They would have gone nuts if anyone else had parked there. But since their friend in town hall parked there, it's okay. What a double standard!

My secret, I will now fight with all my energy to stop the funding for disabled families. The corruption must stop. We have our own little swamp and it must be emptied.


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198,945 I'm a stupid, silly woman to think he would fall in love with me. A whole month of texting and talking and then poof! Gone.

This is the pattern with me. They adore me at first then get bored or annoyed about the same time that I start to get attached.

I thought I played it smart this time. It's been 3 years since I've tried to get to know anyone. He was really into me, told me all the time how much he liked me. And he disappeared.

I'm a silly woman for getting my hopes up before and being sad now.

I really just wanted a dinner date for my birthday. Cereal it will be.


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198,944 If ever the kids and I are having fun and laughing, my wife will come in the room and try to break it up. Like if we're playing a board game and someone makes a big funny and we roll on the floor howling, my wife will burst in and yell at the kids to go clean their rooms and then she lays into me saying out of the blue that I need to paint the upstairs bathroom, or something like that. It's a disease with her. She can't allow others to have fun.


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198,943 I really hate people who accused me of me trying to pass as “white” , first of all I’m half white my mothers family’s are immigrants from Europe, they settle in Mexico because was one of the few countries that was taking refugees at the time , my fathers family been in Mexico since colonial times and have been intermarriage with natives for many generations.  So no I don’t bleach my skin , once summer it’s over I just quit tanning and go back to my , my mother it’s white as Snow White while my father it’s very dark skin but with very European features.  I also don’t have a nose job , I have a typical Basque nose , it comes from my fathers side , they are many family members with the same nose .  And third I came here legally, my parents when they come here they do it legally they have never jump the border , in fact they still live in Mexico they have no desire to immigrate here , they have good paying jobs , they live in a nice neighborhood they have no reason to immigrate here .  


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198,942 The orcs and elves are battling it out in my fallopian tube right now. I’m not sure who is winning but the battle awoke me from a sound sleep.

Gandalf, save me. Tell that beast of an egg, “You shall not pass. Go back from whence you came!”



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198,941 Fuck! This weed is really strong.


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198,938 On Sunday nights I do crossword puzzles over the phone with a friend 3,000 miles away.


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198,937 I've never seen my husband cry. 25 years. He is still a rock.


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198,936 I mostly listen to a cappella.


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198,935 I'm a middle aged guy. I wish I had friends.


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198,934 And Jill came tumbling after.

This is me in life. The guy is the primary concern. I'm a secondary thought, always tumbling after.


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198,933 I buy myself birthday and Christmas presents.


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198,932 I still get upset over the fact I didn't have an 18th or 21st birthday party.
I'm 28 and trying to get over this.
Any advice would be appreciated.


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198,930 I'm madly in love with my aunt.
When I see her dance, it drives me insane and I want to hold her.
I love you auntie and I want your lipstick all over me.
If I can't have that then I just want you to be happy.
In love with you and you deserve to be happy even if you want nothing to do with me.


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198,929 I have a MAJOR crush on my Aunt Mary.
My family can't know that I'm in love with her.
She poured water on a napkin today to wipe the table and I fantasized that she was pouring chloroform onto a rag to capture me.


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198,928 I'm staying a mile from your house in the hotel we last were together.... think I might do a drive by after a couple of cocktails tonight.


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198,927 Oh phew! Great news. There is a fire raging in California. Many homes are being destroyed. People are dying.  But I just read that Caitlyn Jenner is safe. Thank goodness. I was so worried....


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198,926 Dear Millennial Women,

Just because I'm a man and I talk to you does not mean I want to fuck you.

P.S.  Grow the fuck up.


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198,925 Maybe if I take the whole bottle I won’t have to worry about disappointing people anymore.


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198,924 I was feeling a little sore and achy so I got a massage and now I feel way worse than before. What is that?


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198,923 If Florida changes the outcome of their election and makes the Democrats the winner - after all the ballot shenanigans over the last few days - I think there will be violence. Republicans are not going to accept this type of fraud and abuse of power. Think wisely Democrats.


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198,922 I use each razor for much longer than I should. I sense you are suppose to use a razor maybe 3 or 4 times. I'll shave with the same razor 15 times. It's so dull I have to go over the same spot again and again. But I'm cheap. Reusing the razor save me money. It makes me happy.


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198,921 My kidneys ache something awful. I must have an infection. Fuck.


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198,920 You know what I'm starting to see? Women are weaponizing #MeToo. I was at the Post Office. There was a line of about 10 people. A woman came in the door and walked right to the counter. She totally ignored the line. The gentleman who should have been next spoke up. He explained there was a line, gesturing to the people behind him. Right, as if she couldn't see us.... Anyway, the line cutter then sternly explained how she had been sexually assaulted as a teen and why was this man now bullying her. It was very strange. The rest of us on line looked at each with that WTF stare. What did her being assaulted as a teen have to do with cutting on line? But there you have it. #MeToo is now a weapon.


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198,919 All these guys are tripping over themselves to date my daughter. LOL.


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198,918 I was half listening to them talk. Four women and one guy, all talking about two women (A and B) that are possibly cheating on their husbands. I saw the looks at me, then heard the whispers while they said things I wasn’t supposed to hear.

My ears are excellent, so I heard everything, but pretended to stare at my phone the whole time. A little later, I was dragged into the convo, and I heard everyone else say they hated drama, especially gossiping about friends. Riiiiiiight...

They got back into talking about the possible cheating wives. I said I had a day off and saw A’s manager’s car outside her house at 11am Tuesday, then again at 1pm, and wondered why she got a promotion the next week.

They all turned on me. All of them. They said I was horrible and should stop spreading rumors.

The next week, I heard B’s husband say, in front of her, that he heard she had been screwing a guy. She got mad, didn’t deny it, and asked what bitches couldn’t keep their mouths shut. Quote unquote. She also didn’t apologize. Later that week she yelled at her husband for talking to another woman too long, saying it looked bad.

Sorry for the super long post, but I thought it needed to be said. This is my secret, showing why I don’t trust women. I know people cheat, men and women, but I’ve seen this example of women covering for each other too many times. It’s also my secret that I don’t care if a guy cheats on his wife. I won’t say anything though, not after how women so easily cheat, and cover it up, when they know their friends are doing it.


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198,917 Happened to a neighbor on my street. Halloween was very busy this year with lots of kids trick or treating, many more than expected. Halfway through the evening my neighbor found herself out of candy just as three teenage boys knocked on the door. She thought oh no, she has nothing to give them. She worried they would be mad. She opened the door and gently apologized. She showed them her large empty bowl.

One of the teens, the biggest one, said, "What? You are out of candy??"

My neighbor had a tinge of fear.

The teen went on, "Well here... take some of mine!"

He reached in his bag and pulled out a giant handful of Hershey bars, Snickers, Jolly Ranchers, all the best stuff. He placed it in her bowl. His two friends smiled and did the same. Her candy supply was once again overflowing. Just in time - as some younger children came up to the door chanting trick or treat.

Yes, we hear all the bad about teenage kids today. Sometimes we forget that deep down they are really good people.


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198,916 My secret it’s I’m a mess and a slob when I’m pms’ or just having a really bad period, I haven’t taken a shower or brush my hair since yesterday, I also skip the gym and been eating a lots of sweets  and junk food .  Today it’s going to be another lazy day .


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198,915 My friend is very ill. His is bed ridden and because of his meds, his speech is slurred. It's amazing to me how many doctors and nurses treat him as mentally disabled. Yes, he doesn't speak well, but don't assume there is something wrong with his intellect. This man is brilliant. Smartest fellow I know. Ivy league, published book author, weekly columnist for several large city newspapers. Yet medical people come into the room, hear his slurred words and talk to him like he has brain damage. My gosh, you are medical professionals. I think you would have seen this reaction to meds before. I instantly lose faith in you for treating him this way.


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198,914 Public Service Announcement- Talking on you cellphone at the gym, while shopping, at restaurants or anywhere else along those lines is rude. I understand needing to answer but if the call needs to take more than a minute or two go somewhere where you won’t be a disturbance. For some of us that is our quiet time and we’d prefer it if we didn’t have to listen to you.


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198,913 So glad to see “thoughts & prayers” becoming the joke they’ve always deserved to be.


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198,912 California is burning down; I think God is sending a message to Californians.


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198,911 Being in a book group is great, except for the part where we are supposed to read the book!


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198,910 My friend is battling cancer, so of course I want to be supportive. When she posts updates, I say something in support of her. Except almost every time I try, I say the wrong thing. If I say that I’m glad she got good news about something, she just says there’s nothing she’s glad about right now. If I tell her she’s strong and has courage, she shuts that down. I have trichotillomania and confided it in her but all I get back is lowkey scorn and getting told that at least I have some hair. I wasn’t trying to compete.

I just can’t seem to say anything right! It’s hard to be supportive when I’m worried that whatever I say there will be something wrong. I’ll stick by her because that’s what friends do, but I wish I didn’t feel like I’m walking on eggshells trying not to say the wrong thing. I am an incredibly tactful person and thoughtful of my words before I say them, but giving her support makes me feel like an inconsiderate ass :(


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198,909 I put myself on a weed cleanse. I lasted for almost a week, I believe. I wasn’t really keeping track, because I was sure that I wouldn’t go back to smoking for a very long time. I’m trying really hard to find full-time work, and everybody drug tests. Even though it’s legal where I live, it’s still something a lot of employers disqualify you for. That’s a big issue for me right now, so yeah. That explains why situation. Meanwhile, my husband is out of town, and will be for the next month or so. He’s been gone for a month as it is, so I won’t see him until after Christmas probably. Overall I haven’t been in the best mood, and tonight I caved I bought some weed.
I’m home alone. I’m bouncing around waiting for a job interview (finally got called today for an interview), my relatives are slowly changing, I am out of school for the semester, and can’t go back until January, and I haven’t had the motivation to clean my three-bedroom home. I start laundry but don’t finish it. Refill the dishwasher every night so I can spend the least amount of time so I can go back to bed. It’s not good, but I’m glad some things are going right or hopefully will.
I’m watching Good Will Hunting for the first time tonight while I’m high. I miss my husband, and I am stressing about things, but right now I am enjoying life, and you should too.
Some people aren’t going to wake up in a few hours. Some people are sleeping next to their loved ones for the last time. Some people are restless because their child is missing. You are okay. Right. Now. Embrace that, and be happy.
Life is too short. Absolutely too short.


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198,908 We are Jewish. We live a very catholic enclave. When our son started school here the teacher contacted me and asked, in the name of teaching the children about diversity, if I would like to come in and explain a little about what it is like to be Jewish. I said yes, I'd welcome the opportunity. We arranged for me to come in at the start of December. The teacher introduced me to the class as Eli's mom and told them I was going to explain how Jews celebrate Christmas. How we celebrate Christmas???? Ey!


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198,907 I've set up the on-board answering facility in my landline speakerphone so that it answers with a simple "Hello?", and then waits silently for a few seconds before asking the caller to identify themselves and/or leave a message.  When I hear the caller speak after the initial "Hello?" – and assuming that I want to take the call – I press the button to take the call immediately.  I've thus screened the caller, but the caller is probably quite unaware that they were initially spoken to by an answering machine and had been screened.

The upshot is that if someone calls me on an urgent matter, and assuming that I'm at home to hear it, I'll take the call.  Contrast that with people whose attitude is to ignore their ringing phone – assuming that they have just a non-speakerphone through which they won't hear any message being left – and they check their messages in their own sweet time, maybe a day or so later.

Why am I so bothered by this?  Imagine if you're advancing in years, you have almost no family members left, and almost no non-family people in your life reliable enough for the task, and you need to nominate someone to hold medical power-of-attorney for yourself.  What happens if hospital or medical personnel need to contact your medical power-of-attorney holder?  It can't be helped if that person wasn't at home at the time, but what if they were, but just couldn't be arsed to answer the damn call?  This is a dilemma that I'm facing right now, because I can't trust any of the feasible candidates to pick up their phone if it rings.


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198,906 If you get robbed by a minority, and you didn't appreciate having a gun stuck in your face, it's because you are a racist.


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198,905 I don't see a 50 year old man, I see a 16 year old boy. Mirrors can be deceiving.


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198,904 Life is so fucked off in so many ways.


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198,903 Sometimes I wish I could disappear so people wouldn't be able to use me as a scapegoat anymore.


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198,902 Fourteen dollars a gigabyte? You must be insane!


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198,901 I wonder what it’s like to sleep with a guy with a Mohawk!!!  If he’s giving oral sex then wouldn’t his sticking out Mohawk get in the way??


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198,900 Today I realized how attracted I am to black men. Especially when they take care of themselves.

Woah.


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198,899 MEN - if you are expecting a blowjob or some kind of foreplay regarding your happy parts, PLEASE do us women (I would include gay men, but I assume already that they have great hygiene) so anyway - for us women, going down on you, and smelling or tasting something that is definitely off does NOT help us or keep us desiring more.
All I’m asking is for you to simply take a wet wipe or even better, a shower/quick wash down, but really focus on your junk. Trust me. You’ll probably get luckier if you keep yourself “fresh” and “clean”.
Sincerely,
A young wife whose husband never demands BJ’s - but definitely wants to be given one regularly.
Xoxo. Love you, honey.
P.S. please stamp this into your brain.


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198,898 An extremely overweight person having a baby - the biggest cringe of all time.
It is so unhealthy, you look terrible (not in that way, but you literally look miserable). I am sorry for you.
Get help. For the sake of your child, get help.


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198,897 One drink and the world crumbles into uncertainty and sadness....  -D


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198,896 I don't have the patience to make coffee. So I drink soda.


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198,895 I said I lost my poppy. But I didn’t actually get one because I didn’t have any cash on me to donate.


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198,894 I would like to try having an affair. I'm a married female. Not sure how to go about this. I don't work so I don't know many men outside my husband.


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198,893 I'm excellent at finding faults in others.


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198,892 I consider the estimated time of arrival on Waze to be a personal challenge!


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198,891 "This is Us" has "jumped the shark!"


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198,890 Every time someone talks about nasty anal sex , I think about nasty , gay closet , panty wearer Crane and his crazy mentality unstable, wife . Who knows probably has hemorrhoids from all butt action she gets .


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198,889 I wish I could just leave town from now until after the damn holidays are over.


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198,888 When me and the hubba speak on the phone, as he's hanging up, he doesn't say see ya later. He says fuck ya later. It makes me laugh every time.


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198,887 He wants to have anal sex. I never have. I'm curious why he likes it so much.

I kinda want to do it but it would definitely cement him as my boyfriend when we do.


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198,886 I know why bullies bully. (I used to be one.) It’s because they are empty inside. Here’s hoping you find your way out of that emptiness.


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198,885 I hate the holidays. The men I have been with have always resented participating and have made sure I didn’t enjoy it when they were there. I’ve tried having them stay home and then they resent “looking like a jerk” even though I didn’t criticize them at all for not being there, yet they somehow still took it out on me.

Then, if it is someone I’m dating but not living with, they always have plans that don’t include me. If they bother to text me “Happy Thanksgiving”, they wait three to four days to respond when I say, “Thanks! How’s yours going?” At which point they say, “It was fine,” then arrange a date so they can try and grab my boobs at an inopportune time.

I’m so sick of this shit. I’m dating a guy now and I’m pretty sure he won’t want to see me on the holidays, especially since I have kids now. It was bad enough before I was a single mom.

I was gonna invite him to at least come by after I put the kids to bed for some turkey and a blowjob but I don’t think I will. Having that offer rejected would be too hurtful.

I was also thinking I could leave it open ended and say, “Hey, you are welcome to spend Thanksgiving with us if you want but I understand if you’re not up for it.” Ugh. Nope. I think I’ll be happier if I just don’t bring it up. If he wants me around, he’ll say so.

I think I’ll have Thanksgiving with my friends and my kids and then when I get home, I’ll put the kids to bed and then masterbate until I pass out. His loss.


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198,884 I’m going out for the first time ever with some cousins, and my brother’s and their wives this weekend and I’m really nervous. I’ve never been the fun party girl. But.
Here goes nothing.
25 female


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198,883 Sometimes I miss my bipolar manic episodes. They’re fun. I’m everything that I’m not when I’m normal: confident, outgoing, seductive, highly energetic. I had so much fun. I partied all the time and could drink a lot. Then I went on medication, and the good times ended...

Let’s nevermind the part where I can be reckless, tightly wound up, talking too fast, and pissing off the people who love me with all this bullshit, ok...?


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198,882 I had sex with this girl quite a few times and every time I did I was fantasising about her cousin. I would imagine it was her cousin riding me instead of the girl who was actually doing it.


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198,881 I stopped taking my antidepressants... and I thought I was better... but I just don't want to deal with life anymore... I'm 20 and I've never had a boyfriend.  I uninstalled my social media and cause no one cares about what i post or if I stop..

I just can never seem to make like meaningful.
The worst part is I'm to chicken to even kill myself. So pathetic.


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198,880 I've lived in this house for 12 years. It was only recently explained to me how I'm supposed to get the septic tank pumped out every two years. I've never had it done. I thought everything seeps into the ground and that's that. Now that I know, I still don't think I'll do anything about it. Doing nothing has been working fine.


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198,879 I don't date women with cats.


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198,878 I am a night owl. I watch a lot of TV in the wee hours. Sometimes I get bored and got out for a walk. I rarely see any cars. Certainly no people. I'm the only one around. It's so peaceful. I love it. I should get my DNA tested. Maybe I'm descended from vampires.


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198,877 I slept with two married women but it would kill me if I found out my wife cheated on me.


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198,876 I have a 38 year old jar of spaghetti sauce in my cupboard.


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198,875 When a woman leans over for something I always steal a glance down her shirt.


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198,874 I am quickly losing faith in our ability to hold a fair election. In Florida, it appears that a small time official has been busy manufacturing enough D votes to overturn the State's election results. Going forward, how can we ever have faith in any US election?

We're done.


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198,873 They are trying to remove the Holocaust denier pages from facebook. This is wrong. We can't deny the people's right to have opinions. We may not like it, but as soon we outlaw the people's right to think for themselves, we are no different than the enemy.


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198,872 I never went to grad school because I was tired of being poor. I took a job as a teacher so I could make some money and eat a decent meal. If I had gone to grad school I could have instead gotten a job as a professor. My life would have been so much more interesting. It sucks being poor.


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198,871 97% of me knows I don’t want kids. I think I would be unhappy as a mom. I don’t want to keep to a feeding and napping schedule, then deal with schooling and homework, sports and kid friends. Teenage mood swings, technology, social media, yuck I can’t imagine raising kids today.

Then there’s 3% that wonders if I would be as unhappy as I imagine. I have an amazing husband, we both have great families, secure jobs, big hearts and a lot to give. But then again, my heart is full, I don’t feel like anything is missing in my life.

I shouldn’t have kids. I’ll regret it... I think.



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198,870 I am a female and I find anal sex to be disgusting. I find anything having to do with the anus disgusting.


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198,869 My wife has been much, much nicer to me since I told her she needs to divorce me if she thinks I'm some sort of monster.  I hope this can last a while.


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198,868 I will never admit to this outloud. My husband is overweight. He has high blood pressure and a family history of heart disease. He's in his late 50s. His doctor said he has to start eating better and losing weight. I've been feeding him steaks and lots of dishes with heavy cream sauce. I want to enjoy the next 30 years without him in my life.


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198,867 I abhor it when people hope for other people's misfortune when it benefits themselves.  E.g. Wanting the economy to tank so that Trump loses.

With that said, I clicked excitedly when I saw that Ruth Bader Ginsburg fell today. Breaking a few ribs.

I guess I am not a nice person.


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198,866 I wish we could implement standardized testing at work. There are many people in roles they don’t deserve with responsibilities they can’t handle. Most can’t even provide direction in a situation involving multiple variables. It’s ridiculous and makes everybody’s lives that much harder. Standardized test results would be very telling.


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198,865 I once had these carry women show up at the same place where I was having my birthday dinner with my family, crazy women thinks that her husband was having an affair with me which it’s laughable because I haven’t seen guy or spoken to in years. I’m sure her husband sleeps around but she is targeting the wrong person, part of me wanted to walk up to her and tell her on her face but I didn’t want to cause a scene in front of my family.  Her husband it’s not even my type , he is vulgar , sleazy, short tempered and has weird fetiches( likes to wear women’s underwear and loves anal sex) no offense but those things are not for me . I just wished she would just leave alone and concentrate on something else .


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198,864 I am shocked that people are actually supporting Jim Acosta at CNN.  What he did to that intern was awful, and people are claiming that he did nothing wrong?  Now they're saying that the video was doctored.  It's disgusting.


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198,863 My husband always says he hopes he dies first so he doesn't have to be without me.

I hope he dies first, too. Good riddance.


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198,862 I'm going this weekend to the city where my ex lover lives.  Hope I don't run into her when I'm out and about, that would be awkward for both of us.  Is four years long enough for someone to forgive you? Hoping I don't find out


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198,861 I have met three people in my life that I suspect were pure psychopaths. All three were children.


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198,860 I signed out of my account  for the newspaper. I found myself going directly to see if my comments had any likes. I don’t want to be like that.


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198,857 Today I went to the store by my job and I got distracted in the checkout by these cute stuffed animals, so I wanted to choose one to get for my niece. I turned to tell the person behind me they could go in front of me and omg it was this cute handsome guy...waaaay cute. Wow....but yea he was pushing a baby carriage. So I figured that's his baby. I didn't wanna flirt with a dad... a new dad who you know has a young family at that, with a wife! He was a total dilf. 6Ƈ about, dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, just a handsome face and nice smile. Then I thought later maybe that wasn't his kid, maybe it was his sister's kid, or where's the mom? Maybe he's not with the mom...i know horrible horrible. Too late anyway...just saying there are some hot dads out there


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198,856 For the next few years Pelosi has an agenda of investigating and subpoenaing the hell out of Republicans and the White House. She's not interested in your health care, your social security check, or anything positive. Her goal is to torment the opposing political party. Why would Democrats allow this to go on? Don't you want to help people rather than punish us because we didn't vote for Hillary. How twisted.


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198,855 Hollywood has voted to remove Trump's star from the Walk of Fame.

Democrats are childish morons.


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198,854 Assault charges should be filed against CNN's Jim Acosta.


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198,853 I am already excited about eating Thanksgiving stuffing


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198,852 let's raise a glass or two
to everything i lost on you


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198,851 It doesn’t surprise when I see a robbery with a certain race behind the mask. You can have your entire face covered, and I know based off of the elephant sized shoes you wear (usually those terrible things called Jordan’s) - I know a majority of the time that you are a certain race.
I don’t have to be sorry.

Change your ways, or join your brothers you know where.


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198,850 I have not cooked a single thing in a years. I either eat out or I microwave something from the frozen food aisle.


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198,849 Nice try S, but you’re not getting in between my man and I. We spotted your psychotic games before they got too far advanced.  Enjoy your life as a lonely cat lady. Bitch!


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198,848 I steal batteries from work to power my vibrator at home


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198,847 Do women sniff mens underwear ?


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198,844 This sisterhood of voters thing scares me. They are not making decisions based on merit. They are voting for women simply because they are women. Typical case, we had a dim witted soccer mom running for the local position of town representative. This position means she will argue for more buses at the elementary school, or request more parking spaces at our post office. It's all about fixing little hiccups in our town. She gave speeches though saying if she was elected she will stop the separation of immigrant children and parents at the Texas border. Huh? We are a thousand miles from Texas. She would also press for Trump to be impeached and demand that his tax returns be made public. It occurred to me, as it occurred to others, that she is very confused. She doesn't even realize what position she is running for. The role is town representative. Yes, the title contains the word 'representative'. But she thinks it is a job in the House of Representatives in Washington DC. I mean that's scary that she didn't know the difference. But even scarier, all her dim witted soccer mom friends voted for her anyway because to them it didn't matter what the woman knows, or if she'd be any good at the job. Instead, all that mattered to them was that the soccer mom vaginas vote for a candidate with a vagina. They were almost successful. Scary. They are going to end up destroying this town and beyond with their ignorance.


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198,843 My dentist told me he had a patient who was in the Israeli Army. The guy needed a tooth drilled and a cavity filled, but he insisted on getting no Novocaine. He did it raw. Don't mess with Israelis! They are tough as can be!


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198,842 I once pulled my finger out of my wife's bottom and it was so "dirty" that I had to get up and wash my hands before continuing with our encounter.


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198,841 840: It's more fun when you allow comments.


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198,840 I am opinionated. I am not shy about sharing those opinions. But I am afraid to know what you think about them.


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198,839 I am wealthy, I am white, and I make zero apologies for it.


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198,838 I spend way too much time and money at the bar.


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198,836 For the last two years I've been complaining how the democrats spin things. So yesterday the republican candidate in my town beat the democrat candidate. This morning our spin-addicted democrat committee posts to facebook, "We're on cloud nine."

I won't even bother to ask how they are on cloud nine after losing 40% to 60%. They live in a different world.


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198,835 The season of leaf blowers starting at 7 a.m. How is this legal? I think I'll blast the Star Spangled Banner on my outdoor speakers at 3 a.m.


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198,834 In 6 months I went from being your best friend to someone you hang out with once in a while and only when she doesn't know. I'm a secret now. I'm hidden. Whether or not you mean it to come across this way, it makes me feel like you're ashamed of me. It shows me you value her over me.

I understand she's your girlfriend. But at least tell her you're hanging out with me. There's nothing we do or talk about that I wouldn't say to her or do in her presence.

I'm too old to feel like this. You're both too old to be acting this way. I hate it but I'm done. I'll miss you, best friend.


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198,833 If someone asked what my deepest fantasy was...I’d say that it’s the almost orgasmic daydreams I have about being finished with my master’s degree in three months and all the sweet, sweet freedom and free time that will be mine once again...


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198,832 I am strong enough to make this decision & tomorrow is a brand new day. I plan to make the most out of the rest of my life.


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198,831 I lose respect for people who post pictures of themselves with Snapchat filters. I don't understand why an adult would find them entertaining or mature.


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198,828 #827 Are you the person who only had $14 to eat for the next week? Where are you? I'll take you to dinner.


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198,827 One-fourth of a cup of pasta & pickles for dinner....


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198,826 I didn’t vote, because I don’t care. I go to work, I come home, and occasionally leave the house to go to the store. The only time I am bothered with the outside world is when I travel once a year. Ahhh, so I look forward to leave the USA this year. So much drama.


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198,825 I’m not voting, because I don’t want to stand in the long lines. It makes me feel VERY guilty, but I just don’t have the time..
I’m 25, and would lovvvve for things to change, which is why I’m so glad my friends and family are voting, but I don’t have time. Between school, work, volunteering, and any extra things I have to take care of - it’s just not practical. Wish there was a way to participate without standing at the polls...


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198,824 His last name is 21 letters long! Not marrying into 21 letters long. I'll be keeping my maiden name thank you very much.


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198,823 Not trying to be a racist. But I hate how black people talk. It has nothing to do with skin color. I'd say the same thing if white people spoke that way.


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198,822 I'm not meant for this world full of mindless slackers. I want to get things done. I want to make a difference in life. They want to party. I'm not sure there are other people out there like me.


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198,821 You haven't met difficult until you've met my wife. I make dinner half the time, she makes dinner half the time. But when I make dinner she refuses to eat it. She makes herself a separate dinner. No matter what I cook she can't eat it because in her mind this would be some sort of defeat. The kitchen is her domain. No man is allowed. But she gets busy with her friends and doesn't come home until midnight. So earlier in the evening I jump in and cook. We have children. What am I supposed to do? Wait for her and then wake the kids to eat at one in the morning? It gets crazy sometimes. I'll make chili. I'll let it stew all afternoon. I make a great chili. She comes home late. She decides to make her own dinner - and what does she make? Chili. She can't eat mine and call it a night. No sir. She has to make her own. DIFFICULT AS AN BE.


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198,819 When I was little my brother told me kidney beans came from unborn aborted babies. I believed him for a very long time.


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198,818 I've resorted to using my dogs shampoo.  I need to go to the store.


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198,817 Wow, Dreamwoman that I lost, that was a hot story, yet it also made me sad that I wasn't in a place to be a part of it.
I'm so sorry I got frazzled. It's bad.



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198,816 Today I had two burritos for lunch followed by a snickers bar.  My diet isn't going very well.


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198,815 I have always been bi-curious. I have never told my wife.


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198,814 I hate how my wife mispronounces words. Hyperbole is not a hyper-bowl.  Cache is not pronounced catchy.  A meme is not a me - me. It's not the Electrical College, it's the Electoral College. She has also asked if the college has a good football team.

Someone please put me out of my misery.


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198,813 808. Haha , Los Angeles it’s always been a @@hole trust I know I lived there for years and been visiting the place since I was a kid (I have family there) , I refused to go back I miss both my 10 year and 20 year high school reunion, and I don’t regret it on top on being a dump and ridiculous expensive and don’t get me started on the crime and the shady people.


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198,812 I wish everyone would stop yelling at me to vote.


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198,810 I was so happy to see the football team from my kid's school lose in the championship this past weekend. Most of the kids on the team are decent kids but there are 4 little pricks (and their coach dads) on that team that make it so nice to see them fail. To top it off nicely, the 4 pricks who try to act like such alpha males at everyone else's expense are the first ones to completely lose their shit and cry in front of the entire school.

I know it's screwed up but I dislike them so much that I hope this is how they deal with adversity for the rest of their lives and it causes them lifetimes of problems. That's how rotten they are. Everyone from the grades above and below them know it, the teachers know it and the other parents know it.


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198,809 Something I haven't seen mentioned in the news. I don't think the elections will be determined today. There are so many absentee ballots compared to other years. They have to be counted by hand. I think many of the election results won't be known for a week or more. This could spell disaster. Plenty of time over a week to manipulate the paper ballots when no one is looking. Our election process is quickly losing it's integrity.


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198,808 I went to Los Angeles a few weeks back. It’s a shithole.I never understood why everybody seems to love it there.


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198,807 I've stopped voting with my wife in tow. Our town doesn't have voting machines with privacy curtains. We have open tables where you fill out your ballot with a pen. There are many people around. They can hear my wife asking me things like "Wait... what's a Senator again?" Now I go alone and don't have to be associated with her.


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198,806 My wife not only let's me shoot in her ass, she let's me watch it come out a few minutes later as she's sitting on the john.


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198,805 I'm not registered to vote in the state I currently live in. I am registered to vote in the state that's listed on my drivers license though but unfortunately that's 2,000 miles away. Hhhmmm wish we could vote online. Good Luck America!


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198,804 My wife and I are on the opposite sides of the political spectrum. I woke up early so I could vote on the way to work as I have an out of town appointment tonite so it was vote early or never.  My wife rolled over to ask why I was up so early, I told her and headed to the shower.  I came out and she is naked spread eagle on the bed using her toy, asked if I wanted to join, of course I did.  When we were done she said, I made you late, guess you won't be able to vote after all....too bad.  Joke is on her, I ran out at lunch to vote, not going to tell her so she can repeat her actions next election.  


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198,803 I just want to be a wife and mom, my patience is running out for this to happen


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198,802 have decided to hang up the title of being called a husband to my wife and dad to my kids.  Just call me the house manager.    this makes me sad.




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198,801 My siblings, we are all adults, are a bunch of druggies and I'm as straight and clean cut as can be.


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198,800 The campaigning politicians smear their competition so much, I don’t know what their platform is.


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