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216,088 I look at my high school yearbook way more than I should. I graduated many years ago. It's like I'm still living in the decades-old glory days. You'd think I'd be over it by now.


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216,087 I like my son in law more than I like my son.


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216,086 She was rude to me when I brought her groceries inside for her, so I did a shot of her fancy maple syrup when she wasn't looking.  Right out of the bottle.


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216,085 My sister and my wife hate each other. Ah family......


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216,084 I haven't washed the blankets on my bed since I bought them over a year ago.


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216,083 My sister is in the hospital and I visited her this afternoon. I also spent time secretly checking out her nurse - 20s,cute,with her brunette hair in a ponytail. Couldn't totally see her face because of her mask but I determined she was pretty. Mainly I was checking out her ass-  nice petite body and a somewhat small but shapely and round. Just perfect. Kept thinking about that ass and what she would look like nude outside of her green scrubs uniform.

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216,082 It was too stuffy and hot in our bedroom overnight. The windows were open and it was too loud for me to sleep. So I went downstairs to the cool of the basement where it was quiet. Four hours later, my husband came crashing through, yelling at me he's been up since 2:30 because I wasn't laying next to him and "I've told you I don't like that!"

So now he's asleep in the cool of the basement and I'm awake from a guilt trip over wanting to sleep. Cool cool cool.


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216,081 You want 120.00 a day to care for my kid in your home? Sorry but that's not happening! You see, that kind of money can only be commanded by somebody that has a clean home or facility and Takes as good of care or better care of my kid as I do. I'm not being snobby here, Or judging you for having a grungy home. But I mean you literally have four cats and the first thing I ever smell when I walked in the door is cat pee and it's not mild but knocks me on my ass! When I go to pick up my daughter she's always wearing the outfit that I dropped her off in And it stained up with Whatever she ate that day. I get my dishes back from my meals only half eaten as well as with all the food still in there gathering bacteria. I sent the amount of food I sent for a reason, because that's how much she needs to eat and also for that amount of money I should be getting those dishes back clean as well as my kid. $120 per day and no break for a weekly rate? Even people who are immaculate and licensed sitter knows that a consistent regular client should be getting a deal for a week at a time. There's no way I'm paying that much without getting better care. Think it over because my next step is going to be to do better than you.


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216,080 Every wedding where I've been part of the wedding party has ended in divorce. Every wedding where I've been the guest is still going strong. I can only conclude from this that I should never get married because that would put me in the wedding party and it'll end poorly.


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216,079 Never accept help from anyone. There is always a price to pay down the road.


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216,078 I'm the one with big problems. She sends me texts about how it might negatively affect her. Oh thank you for your concern... not.


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216,077 I wish that cooking with spices in an apartment building was illegal. If you live in your own home, sure, feel free to go nuts with the cumin. But when you do that shit in a communal apartment building it makes the rest of us want to plug our noses.


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216,076 I'm literally not your person. I change important details and pronouns so nobody knows it's me. I've posted secrets as a woman, a man, married, unmarried. I've posted secrets about my mom and wrote "cousin".  Secrets about my coworker and wrote "old friend". I've written "spouse" instead of girlfriend or boyfriend.The secrets are real, but I change certain things to remain anonymous. I'm sorry to anyone who thought their significant other was writing about them. All the names I've used have been fake names. It's weird to think someone probably at the other end of country thinks I'm their girlfriend and I'm trying to make them jealous. But I'm literally not who you think I am.


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216,075 In America...

If you steal a loaf of bread you go to prison.

If you steal a railroad you get elected Senator.


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216,074 Sorry, but no I will not marry you. I’m told you are about to ask. I’m glad I have the heads up because I need to find a gentle way to say no. It makes me wonder how many women get caught off guard and end up saying yes even though they don’t want to.


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216,070 My employer is deciding tomorrow which COVID restrictions need to be reinstated (at minimum, we're looking at masks at desks, but it's not unlikely the office will close again). A healthcare specialist I see for an ongoing condition emailed me today to say she will no longer meet in person because of rising COVID cases, but that I'm welcome to continue working on things on a video screen from home. It's basically a joke - at that point, I might as well just save my insurer the money, download an app and see what I can do on my own - it's a waste of my time.

I imagine bars and restaurants will close soon. The concerts I was looking forward to will be cancelled. My kid's school will go remote.

Once again, I'll have not a single thing to be happy about or look forward to.

It didn't have to be this way. This is the fault of everyone who refused to get vaccinated. You've all literally ruined my life.

Secret:
If I get COVID despite having been vaccinated, I'm going to do my best to spread it to as many unvaxxed people as I can. It's fucking Darwinism in action - you shits are all so fucking stupid, you deserve to die.


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216,067 Went to a nude beach with my lesbian friends. They spoke quite freely about their “hanging chad”. Women can be just as crude as men.


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216,066 I was watching the Olympics yesterday till I see the hammer throw winner protest at the awards ceremony and then NBC interviewed her.  Click I was gone, and not coming back.

The hammer thrower has a right to protest, NBC can put on the air what they want, and I can choose not to watch.  I have, the Olympics are done for me.



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216,065 When I look at other women sitting cross-legged, their pussies are nearly tucked up in their crotches. Not mine! It's like my vulvae hang much lower than other's.  This is not a FUPA I'm talking about. This is the whole crotch from below.


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216,064 My period blood never drips onto my pad. Instead, it's clotty and thick and I swear it spreads horizontally. When I take off my pad, I'm smeared from back to front with blood. I have to use lots of toilet paper to clean me up before I change the pad which has barely absorbed anything. So frustrating!


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216,063 My morning breath is terrible. Even my I Just Took A Nap breath is nasty too. Any sort of sleep brings on the dragon breath.


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216,062 I cannot date a man with undefined calf muscles. Seriously. I judge men by their legs. If their calves have no shape or are little balls that are too high up and tight, my attraction fades so fast.


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216,061 I cannot stand people who speak very loudly. How do you not know how to modulate your voice?  Everyone around us has to know every detail of our private conversation because your dumb ass has no volume control. No thanks!


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216,060 Anal sex burns. Like peppery diarrhea, but worse.


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216,059 I am jealous of my toddler's thigh gap. Geez! I am at an all-time low.


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216,058 I just farted and it smelled pungently of chicken. I'm a vegetarian.


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216,056 My mother in law can be very prejudice against black people , poor people, gay people , immigrants anyone who doesn’t share her views or religious beliefs but god has a great sense of humor and end up given her grandkids who are openly gay , some that they end up marrying a black person and many atheists grandkids hahaha .


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216,051 I can’t stand grown men who still live with their mommies and still have to take their advice.


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216,050 For Shabbat dinner you brought home-made challah bread with baked in ham and cheese.

Ham? Really?

I wish you would think more.


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216,049 Never piss off a terminally ill person. They have nothing to lose.


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216,048 I am in an abusive relationship with a Marine. All I want to do is leave him and take the dog...but he won't let me..


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216,044 Last week I let a women into my very small and isolated circle. Part of me was yelling in my head not to do it. But honestly I was feeling lonely and she assured me she herself was very isolated, hardly went out to public places, and always wore a mask both indoors and out. I later found out she lied. She’s a big partier. Now I am sitting here feeling sick to my stomach and I have a temp of 103. God I hate people. If ever there’s a lesson in life I’d like share it’s never to trust people.


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216,043 Several times people have worried I’m going to kill myself. What the fuck is wrong with you drama queens. I have never in my life suggested I was going to take my own life but you gossips are always looking for something new to tell your friends, so you make up some tripe and spew it at your friends to get a reaction. You put no thought into how spreading that rumor might negatively affect me. Man you are fucked up. There is a reason I push you out of my life. Which you then tell people is proof that I’m going to kill myself because see, he is pushing people away. There is no winning with you people. Just stay the fuck away from me assholes.


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216,042 I have shingles.


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216,041 I'm a guy. I cry all the time these days. My life and health are very messed up. I tell people I have no control over the crying. It just comes of me. I of course think they view me as a weak minded fool. Can I ask, what do you think when a guy cries?


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216,040 Two different women proposed to me in the same week. What a confidence booster for me.


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216,039 It's easily worth a few thousand dollars to never have to have an argument again.


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216,038 I'm giving away all my furniture. People don't realize the real reason why...


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216,037 After I shave I put on Old Spice. And then I scream in the mirror, just like in the movie Home Alone. It makes me laugh.


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216,036 Lol best Fupa story. I gained 35 pounds during the pandemic, so did my partner. Anyway, we were fooling around and they start to caress my abdominal fat in a circular motion, especially pressuring the bottom part where the belly goes in to meet the pelvic flatness below… the crevice. I was confused and asked what was happening but also figured out that they believed my abdominal curve crevice we’re my lady parts HaHaaaaaaa


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216,035 Lol best Fupa story. I gained 35 pounds during the pandemic, so did my partner. Anyway, we were fooling around and they start to caress my abdominal fat in a circular motion, especially pressuring the bottom part where the belly goes in to meet the pelvic flatness below… the crevice. I was confused and asked what was happening but also figured out that they believed my abdominal curve crevice we’re my lady parts HaHaaaaaaa


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216,029 About 25 years ago I sold my house. I netted a profit of almost $200,000. I was supposed to pay taxes on the gain. I totally blew it off though. I didn’t report anything about the house sale. I never heard a word about it from the IRS.


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216,028 I gave blood. I do it every few months. The nurse is always snarky tho. Fuck you bitch. Who do you think you are being mean to me for giving blood. I’ll never give blood again.


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216,027 I don't think my mother and sister are good at heart. I believe they are jealous, petty and childish. They don't want to be happy, and therefore don't want anyone else to be happy. They bitch and moan about each other so much, but they are basically the same fucking person. For too long I've held onto the hope that they have good intentions deep down, but nope. They're just miserable and don't know how to open their hearts and minds. Such a shame. I forgive them both, though. I pity them.


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216,025 The moment I realized my sexual orientation was when the young adult son of my mom's boyfriend (at the time) showed me porn in his room. I think I was in 8th or 9th grade. I only recently thought about how F'd up that was. I'm in my 30s now.


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216,024 Why don't you take that smug cuckolding little face and shove it?


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216,023 I feel great, and I don't give a damn.


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216,022 I haven’t pooped in three days.


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216,021 If anyone needs anything from me, they can contact me.

I'm like the most accessible person on the internet.

To wit, if nobody contacts me, they don't have anything to say to me.

*I* won't hit the 'X'.


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216,020 It's been 211 days.

That was plenty of time for a direct apology.


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216,019 A haunting memory:

I broke up with my ex who had an addiction...just to be texted by him with extreme promises of him getting his shit together and finally treating me right...for months...
And then I caved in. Told him I'll take him back if we finally go on a real date. I spent a year and a half staying in with him and never went out, so that was my ultimatum to show he was serious...
I met him up by his friend's house...to see him, once again, coked out and drunk at 7pm.

I started pushing him off me halfway on the walk back to his friend's, but he had a hold on my arm and kept telling me "don't be like that" when all I wanted was to go home.

Someone eventually saw us and pulled over by tbe alley to ask if I wS okay. I tried to brush it off but she must've seen something in my eyes because she didn't pull off. She asked me if he was bothering me and if I needed a ride. I started to cry. My ex said "she's fine, and just leave us alone, we're having a talk." The lady replies that she's talking to me, not him...and then my idiotic ex replies "mind your own business,  I don't tell you to leave your husband"

I felt my eyes roll to the back of my head. I kindly declined and, as soon as she pulled away, I walked away...

I started to walk away when I realized she had followed me. I got in the car...and saw 2 little girls in the back. I must have looked like a mess, crying with date makeup on but my dignity was so hurt...I didn't care...but the mother was kind and talked nicely to me. Turned out to be a Jehovah Witness. She told me that she was in my shoes before and that I deserved better...drove me home with me crying silently next to her in the front...

I wonder what would have happened if she hadn't stopped me the first time. It felt like I came to my senses...and now I'm forever traumatized with my biggest disappointment in my life.


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216,018 Jesus fucking Christ you’re the worst. Let people clarify things and think things through so they feel sure about a situation without make them feel stupid about it. God no wonder you never had a serious girlfriend before we got married.


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216,017 I started to wonder what it would be like to have a very vanilla mind. Is there no trauma? Maybe too much trauma? What drives the hatred some have for those who aren't closed off and limited? Am I the one with the closed mind to have a hard time understanding them? What is life like for them? What is intimacy like for them? Do they even get pleasure? Do they get the feeling as good as I do but without all the extra stuff I do to get there? Do they even know what they are missing?

I'm being serious. I am just realizing I hadn't thought of it this way before. I'll try to be more accepting of those who are limited and closed off.

It takes all kinds, they say.


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216,016 My mom got pregnant in high school with my older brother. I’ve always felt so white trash about this. So I’m going to tell my kids that she wasn’t in HS and that she was married to my dad.

Maybe I can pretend that they never divorced. I never forgave her for breaking our family like that. Sure she’s still with the guy; but my mom was a teen mom AND she had an affair. I am so embarrassed of her (she’s fat too); but she’s my mom and she’s the only one I’ve got.


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216,013 I spend about $100 a month to have AT&T NOT deliver my texts. I wonder how much more they charge for cell service that actually works?


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216,012 One of my hottest fantasies is to find a married couple. I tie the husband to the chair and force him to watch me fuck his wife hard. I tell the husband how much his wife likes my big, thick cock. I tell him she is screaming loudly because she loves this big cock I am pumping inside her. I tell him I am gonna cum in his wife's delicious beautiful pussy.

Then after I cum in his pussy I will untie him, have him lay in bed, and  have his wife sit on his face and he is forced to eat out all the cum I pumped into her.

- A Kinky professional business guy in his early 30s.


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216,011 I only watch women's Olympic sports for the skimpy outfits.  Once they change them I'm out.  Do you really think I actually care about women's  gymnastics, beach volleyball or track and field? I don't even watch the men's versions unless it's like Usain Bolt or someone like that.


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216,010 My dad is an awful person that no one in the family speaks to because he steals money and other terrible things.

My wife has said that she’ll leave me if I don’t cut him off like my brother and grandmother have. (Yes, my dads own mom won’t even speak to him).

No one speaks to him and he’s taken money from me too. But it’s my dad and you only get one.

I might lose my wife and my family; but I’ll still have my dad.


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216,009 I hate asking people for help. I was always the person helping everyone else. The tables have turned. I need a ride to the hospital for a medical procedure where they will put me under.  They told me I absolutely can’t drive afterwards. I’m reluctant to call anyone. I don’t want to be a burden. In my head I’m thinking after they stitch me back up I can go sit in my car for 8 hours until my head is clear enough to drive. Crazy. I need to drop my pride and accept help.


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216,008 I want to shoot the neighbor’s lawn guys. How can it be legal to make so much noise so early this n the morning?


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216,006 I hate my dog. He's such a pain in the ass. I gave him away a few months ago. Now the person I gave him to brought him back. She says she can't take his personality anymore. I can't blame her. Here I am at square one again. God I hate this dog.


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216,005 I'm not so sure what is reality and what is in my head. Things happen in my life. At least I think they happen. At times I'm sure they happen. Then by a few days later I'm not sure if anything happened at all or if I imagined it.


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216,003 I’ve been vaccinated. Tested positive last week even though no symptoms.

Going into the stores without a mask anyway because most of the obnoxious folks on my street don’t have the vaccine and are old, so hopefully delta will wipe them out.

Yes, going to the closest grocery store to infect an “own” all my neighbors with their don’t tread on me flags.



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216,002 I realized the reason I impulse buy things. I’m lonely. There isn’t much excitement in my life. I have friends, but suggestions to get together always fall through. My dogs are the only thing keeping me from being alone. So, I buy things online. The excitement of getting packages in the mail is a distraction from my loneliness which I don’t see an end to. Sometimes it’s the only thing I have to look forward to. I haven’t gotten into financial trouble because of it, but I would definitely have more money if I didn’t use this as a coping mechanism. It makes me feel so pathetic.


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216,001 I’m so sick of air bnb’s. The people that own them usually own 2-3 other houses. . I want this housing market to collapse. At what point to the poorest of people demand better? I mean, is it not enough that public schools are a joke and there is no living wage, and a college degree is obsolete. Kids are glorifying living in vans and school buses because they’d rather do that than pay some already wealthy person’s mortgage. I refuse to pay another rich person’ mortgage.
If I save enough money to go on vacation to escape my shitty life, I’m not helping Randy & Barbara make more money so that I can stay in their quaint little cottage for $350 a night. No fucking thank you. Or the stupid one I saw in big bend here in Texas. You can camp in a tipi for $250 a night. They were booked through the summer. Mind you, it’s not air conditioned. It’s not heated. It’s fucking in the triple digits during the day and you share a restroom with other campers. For real? People actually pay for this? Oh my gaaaaawd.


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215,999 Olympic beach volleyball players have no boobs. There must be a competitive advantage to not carrying around all the extra weight.


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215,998 My husband's skill set is having the last word and being right even when he isn't.

This is why he hasn't had a job in 10 years.

This is apparently a secret to him, since he's the only one who hasn't figured this out.


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215,997 I miss spanking you


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215,996 A spiritual awakening is on the horizon for me.
I’m ready.


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215,995 I really, really miss being 19.
I don’t know why, but that was the best year of my life.



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215,994 Covid cases are up in all 50 states. This is crazy. Wear your freaking mask. Get freaking vaccinated. What the freak is wrong with you people!


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215,993 STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS!

My ex, she comes by on her walk everyday and looks in my windows. I live in an apartment complex. I called the police and asked if she can legally be stopped. They said the apartment complex is open to the public, so she can walk there and see whatever she wants to see. They said I should pull the shades down. But so unfair. It's summer. I want sunshine coming into my place during the day. I want a breeze blowing in the windows at night. But I have to forgo the sunshine and breeze to stop her creepy stalker ass. Cops can be good, but they can also be useless.


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215,991 I joke about my cancer all the time. Why am I the only one who thinks it’s funny? Lighten up people, if I can laugh about it so can you.


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215,989 For 7 years I worked 16 hours day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. I lived around the corner from work. I ate every meal delivered to the office. I worked on Christmas and every other holiday. I never took vacation. On one level I loved it. I knew so much about everything in the entire company. I became the goto guy for every department when they had a problem.

In the end, some hot shot boss who was Mr. Slick, he made fun of me for being such a nerdy guy always working. Like what a dope he was. I'm working hard for his company and he was putting me down for it? So I quit. I wasn't going to take that crap.

I received many calls from other departments wanting to know what happened. I told them about the condescending boss. Within a few weeks he was fired. Still makes me laugh a little.


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215,988 My girlfriend tells me she went skinny dipping last night with a group of friends, male and female. I'm not sure how I feel about this.


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215,986 The day Michael J Fox dies, I will be so very, very sad.

I am watching Back To The Future tonight and it got me thinking about the first time I saw it. I remember everything about that day, not sure why, but it is indelebly burnt in my mind: where I was living at the time, how old I was and even what I was wearing that day. I hold that movie so dear in my heart and  MJF is in the pantheon of those actors I hold in great respect (no one is asking but here they are: Paul Newman, Robin WIlliams, Michael J Fox)

It is hard to see one's younger years slip away.


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215,985 General anesthesia messed with my head. I'm not the same person. I forget things. I lose words. I think weird thoughts. When I close my eyes I see really unusual imagery. I mean I'm glad science is able to numb me and operate. But it is not without consequence.


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215,984 Another heat dome over the NorthWest. The Gods are angry with us. I don't blame them.


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215,983 My son is so lacking in empathy. My dear friend died. He tells me to get over it. It’s like he has autism and can’t understand emotions in himself or others. I don’t like him. I think he should work with computers and stay away from good people. I don’t want to see him drag others down like he does to me.


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215,982 I miss you so much but until you speak to me I won’t tell you incredibly exciting news that I’ve been dying to share…


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215,981 You were in my dream last year and, unlike other dreams, I remember it so clearly. You had a guitar and played that song I like. I remember your smile, the peace I felt, and happiness I felt that I was able to see you again in some way. I remember the next one where you told me you’d be waiting for me. Words cannot describe how much I miss you. You were so special, so rare. We love and miss you. Your kindness and humor still live. I hope you are at peace. The pain hasn’t gotten easier, just easier to live with because I know that’s what you would have wanted, so I’ve tried my best. Please watch over us. We’ll always remember and miss you.


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215,980 I'm recently divorced (she had an affair). As part of the settlement, my wife took all our joint friends. A few months later I became very sick. My wife lamented to her friends how she needed sympathy. So what did the friends do? They made casseroles and left them for... my wife. Wait what? I appreciate this thing friends in the community do, where they cook food for someone who is in a bad way. But really, they cooked food for my wife because I was sick? Yet no one brought anything by for me? Whatever. But the loyalty of the sisterhood gets absurd.


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215,979 In one out of seven cases, a brain aneurysm is caused by masturbation. This thought puts a complete damper on my desire to jerk off.


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215,978 I feel sorry for the younger generation this day they have done everything their parents told them to be successful “work hard and get a higher education “ and yet they are drowning in student debt , wages/salaries haven’t really changed the much , cost of living has gone up , healthcare and housing it’s too expensive. It’s like the whole system it’s failing yet many people have the nerve to call them lazy and entitled. When I was in my early 20’s I remember paying $400 a month for a two bedroom apartment in a middle class neighborhood you could easily afford it by yourself without having a roommate, jobs even without higher education were paying about the same and most offer benefits. I really hope people start waking up and change things for the better because I’m tired of seeing the middle class shrinking and people falling into poverty.
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215,975 I want to give you all this love. I think I would love you forever.
I'm nervous to see you. I feel like the words flow out of me through my skin.
It would be so hard taking it slow with you if I ever had a chance. But this is the one to never mess up. I've been waiting. Since the day I walked in and looked into your eyes, it's been you.
I'm sorry.


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215,973 My ex asked to borrow my truck so she could pick up a new dryer. I said what are you going to do, lift it on and off the truck your self? I offered to pick it up for her. After I delivered it and moved it into her laundry room, she gave me a blow job. She's remarried. Guess it isn't going well.


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215,972 It's almost 50 years later and whenever I'm about to go for a swim in the ocean, images from the movie JAWS pop into my head.


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215,971 I wish the cemetery wasn't located next door to the hospital. That's really bad marketing.


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215,970 I've been up for  3.5 hours and I have done nothing. Zero. Niente. Nada. Zilch.
Menopause is slowly robbing me of every last ounce of energy I once had. I don't even know how to be anymore.


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215,969 My sister-in-law, as in wife’s sister, I see her at family gatherings 3 or 4 times a year.  She always greets me with arms open and a hug and pushes her pelvis into mine and hard.

I never reacted to this till this last July 4 when I responded and pushed back. She reacted down there by moving back and forth a bit, and also puts her lips to my ear and goes. “Ohhhhhh”




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215,968 I think she's just mad because I figured it out.


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215,967 I hate having to get up in the night to pee. I wish there was a device I could attach to my dick where I could pee while lying in bed and there would be no mess.


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215,966 Someone wants to have sex with me, but she lives two states away. Eh, I really can't be bothered to travel that far.


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215,965 There is this woman I text almost everyday,  sometimes she responds quickly other times its a day or two. She is super kinky, into bdsm, loves sending nudes and videos. She claims she is single I'm thinking not. Either she has a hubby or a bf which would explain her quiet times. She does have three kids which her ex has prime custody.


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215,964 I kind of don't care anymore if unvaccinated people get the virus and get sick and die.  To me,  that's Darwinism at work.


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215,963 Don't be so sure that you know anything about me at all.

^_^


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215,962 I can accept now that I never meant anything to her.


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215,961 My car has a flat. It is in a mall parking lot. I've left it there for almost a week. I'm amazed they haven't towed it.


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215,960 There’s no need to keep asking the question; my brain keeps screaming the answers.   My heart knows it as well….


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215,959 I miss someone I know but have never spent alone time with. I miss when I do things and he isn't with me. How do I keep falling for someone that I'm not sure will ever like me back. This is painful.


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215,958 Have you ever noticed that it's me, your siblings, your parents, potential employers, society, and the entire world who all have a problem and are at fault for everything that happens to you? That it's never, ever, your fault? Here's a secret: it is you. It's totally you. You're the problem. Take some responsibility for your actions and the consequences.

Here's an example: I saw a friend is on vacation with her family and mentioned it'd be nice if we could go on vacation. Your response wasn't, "Yes, if I applied myself and found a job so we became a dual-income household, we'd be able to." Noooo. No. Your response was, "That's because their parents were rich and gave them money. We don't have that." Ummmm, I'm pretty sure whenever I see people our age on vacation, it's not because they all have rich parents who give them money. It's because both people in the marriage/relationship ACTUALLY WORK A FUCKING JOB and can afford it. You say you apply for jobs every day, but you've never even been offered an interview since 2014. It's not every single employers' fault that this is happening. Clearly, you are doing something or not doing something for this result.

Another example: You said you could be in charge of a house project that needed done. I am working full-time, manage our household and schedules, and have a full plate. But you still came to me and had to run through every single conversation with every single contractor for me to "sign off" on the project. I reiterated I needed you to be in charge of this and just let me know how much I need to check out for and to whom. Anddddddd....the project is half done. But now you get to blame me for it. "This is why I had conversations with you, so you should have known what was happening!" No, it's not your fault for not using fucking common sense, it's my fault for not managing you. Of course. So now the project is back on my plate, along with fucking everything else, all because you can't apply yourself to anything and can't responsibility for anything.

I'm so exhausted. I can't keep this family afloat for the rest our of lives.


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215,957 I work 80 hours a week.


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215,956 I try not to let my laptop sit directly on my privates for fear it is sending out electronic waves and corrupting my DNA. Don't laugh, it could be.


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215,955 Men are the worst patients. They cry more than you realize. I've seen a 10 year old come in with a broken bone protruding from the skin, no crying. But a guy comes in because his golf swing hurt his shoulder, and he starts bawling. Eye roll. Men, get t together.


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215,954 I got my covid vaccine and within hours had a headache.
Had a migraine the following day. It lasted 4 days.
Then my daughter came home from summer school with some illness. She gave it to me. Now I've got fever and another migraine. My neck is sore. She tested negative for covid and so did I. But we also tested negative for strep and the flu.
So what the fuck? I was prescribed a a pack and steroids! Wtf. I was so healthy. But now I'm not feeling healthy at all. I begin to worry I won't be, even after covid is "under control." I've had this doom and gloom ominous foreboding feeling for weeks, like the world is ending. Just ending. I've never felt this before. Maybe the pandemic has finally taken its toll on me. Maybe covid causes depression. Maybe the world is just depressing.


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215,953 Shooting billionaires into outer space is a great idea. How do we keep them from coming back?


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215,952 I basically wasted 2 weeks doing nothing.
I could have gone on a vacation or visited some family or even just gone to parks around my house.

Nope. Sat here and did nothing.


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215,951 I realized I apologize too much when a toddler told me to stop saying sorry.


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215,950 If you could only keep your dick in your pants.....you are not all that and a bag of chips sweetie! Stop looking for the next best thing when you, yourself are not a desirable mate. YOU ARE NOT A GREAT CATCH! You don't even work when there are jobs out there. You are a lazy! You would rather live off the state. No one wants that guy! No one wants a lazy ass man. No one wants to take care of a middle aged child. Work on getting a job verse a girlfriend. Priorities are screwed up there!


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215,949 I absolutely HATE people who are nice to me when I don't deserve it. I hate people who "don't get mad easily." You're allowed to be mad at me. If I do something wrong, you're allowed to call me out. Don't just say "it's ok". I'm not going to learn anything if you do that.


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215,948 After the pandemic started, I managed to get a new job AND a new girlfriend.  Things are going better for me than they have in a long time.

So why does my life feel even more precarious now than it did before?


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215,947 White privilege really exists in so many ways, big, small and micro. For instance I live in a mixed neighborhood and sometimes go to predominantly black bars. I certainly wouldn't say I know the bartenders that well, maybe a vaguely familiar face, but certainly not a regular. Somehow I get to run a tab without providing a credit card or paying up front. Yes, the bartenders are also black.


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215,946 She posted a photo of her two daughters asleep in the back seat. Everyone raved how beautiful they look. Me, I looked at the photo and noticed neither girl is wearing a seat belt. Count on me to always see reality. I want to comment but the mother is my friend and I don't want to embarrass her. Think about it, I'd rather let her daughters die in a car crash than embarrass my friend.


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215,945 They are getting married. His plan is for them to live on a boat. He's a boaty sort of guy. He's not fussy. He doesn't need creature comforts. She is the opposite. She is all about fancy clothing and luxury. I'm thinking she won't last a month living on a boat. Their marriage is doomed. He's a geek though and this is the first woman he has ever dated even though he is 40. He is ignoring their incompatibility. She's 36. She has not had anyone pursuing her in a long time. She knows this is her last chance to land a husband. As a result, she lying about her desire to live on a boat. Deep down she knows she'll hate it. She knows the marriage won't work. But she thinks it's better to be married and divorced, then never be married at all. This is how women think. Always out for themselves. She's going to crush him. I wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself after she leaves him.


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215,944 I would be an excellent sniper. I'm patient. I'm a great shot. I have no conscious.


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215,943 I throw away things I no longer need. My house is spotless and uncluttered. I also throw away people I no longer need.


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215,942 It's been about 18 months. I still haven't been inside a market, or a restaurant. I still haven't gone to a barber. I'm not planning on going to any of these places anytime soon. Maybe never again.


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215,941 My son is a total disappointment to me. I didn't need him to be smart, or popular, or good looking. I needed him to be a good person. He is not. He doesn't have a good soul. I've brought another asshole into the world.


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215,940 I'm so awkward I probably shouldn't be allowed out of the house.


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215,939 I'm 30 years old and I just ate an pear for the first time in my life today. It was ok.


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215,938 Hating people for no reason? Cute. You really are a psycho.


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215,937 My wife once had us arrive at a dinner party three hours late. All the guests had gone home already. The hosts were in the kitchen doing the dishes. I was so embarrassed. But this was typical for my wife. I swear, I think she has brain damage. We are divorced now. Gee, oddly, she can't find any new guy to tolerate her behavior, she is still single. LOL. Divorce seems bad. But in fact it can be a godsend.


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215,936 I was flirting with this HOT guy, getting a lot of nice responses... and then he took offense at what I thought was an innocuous Facebook post that had nothing to do with him and btiched me out in the most petty, histrionic manner possible.

I ghosted him after that.  I cannot STAND touchy guys with bad tempers, and no amount of hotness can compensate for that.  Into the Pretty But Psycho file with him.


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215,935 I texted my boyfriend about a dear friend who was found dead from a fall in her apartment. I was crying my eyes out and unsure what to do or who to call. I thought telling my boyfriend would be a good place to start. He texted back pointing out I spelled her name wrong. Really? That was his response to me being so very distraught and crying?

And just like that I knew I could no longer date him.


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215,934 We know all your secrets as well as your original IP. This is going downhill for you very quickly.


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215,933 As you can probably guess, we are a darling of law enforcement. They love us. They are pursuing this.


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215,932 I'm in a wheelchair. I can't tell you the number of times during the height of the pandemic where people were so thoughtless. I'll be coming down the narrow sidewalk in my neighborhood and someone is heading in my direction. They make no motion to move out of my way. I end up rolling myself onto a driveway to get out of their way. I mean really? In the last 20 years I haven't expected any special treatment for my disability. But during a pandemic when everyone should be social distancing, you couldn't walk a few few out of your way? You make the disabled girl move for you?


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215,931 Free Brittany.


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215,929 You're just an ex girlfriend collector. You don't care about anyone.


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215,927 My biggest mistake in life was trying to breathe life and keep afloat a relationship that was doomed from day one. Always the ex boyfriend.


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215,926 I would never date a guy that would make a mean joke about me. Done it before, and never again. From now on, even ONE mean joke and you're out.


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215,925 I’ve had a breakthrough! I’m not the asshole here. It was you. Always was. Should’ve trusted my first instinct when after our first date we broke up a few weeks later because you were obnoxiously drunk as usual and said terrible things. You’re drinking has ruined your life. Youre in your 60s and never married. No family. Yet the whole world s the problem. Not you.


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215,924 You take your jokes too far. I do like you, but I do not think it's worth being friends with you anymore.


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215,922 I got a puppy in April. In May the town posted a notice on their page saying all dogs over 6 months of age need a license. My dog would be 6 months in August, I better get a license. I went to town hall on May 28th and paid the $35 fee. I thought I was all set. A few days later I received an email from town hall saying it was time to renew my dog license. What? I stopped by town hall again. They explained the license billing period runs from June 1 to May 31. When I got the license on May 28th, it was only good for 3 days, even though I paid full price. You would think the workers in town hall could have explained that to me. I could have waited to June 1 and then the new license would have lasted an entire year. But no, they didn't say a word about it. I paid $35 on May 28th and then I paid $35 again on June 1st. Government workers can be so amazingly shady and unhelpful.


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215,921 You want to have children, but dumped your last girlfriend because she gained 10 pounds? You do realize that if you get someone pregnant, they're going to gain a LOT more than 10 pounds, right? You're not cut out to be a father. Douchebag.


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215,920 My stomach has been hurting for a few months. I convinced myself it is stomach cancer. I thought it’s so unfair because these last few month I’ve been eating such healthy meals. For example I gave up the usual Frosted Flakes and instead eat a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast every morning.

I woke up in the wee hours a few days ago from the stomach pains. But with an epiphany. What if it’s the oatmeal? What if my stomach is grinding on the oats all day and giving itself a cramp?

I hopped out of bed and looked on the internet. Sure enough, it’s a thing. I stopped eating oatmeal. My stomach has been fine ever since.

Funny how that works. I psyched myself out and created a worst case scenario, even though everything was much simpler and benign. Human nature.


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215,919 The reason why I don't write a will or end-of-life instructions is simple.
Writing these out would grant me permission to finally end my life. By not drafting the documents, I am keeping myself alive.


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215,918 I tried to jerk off today. First time in about a year. Nothing. I didn’t get the slightest bit hard. I guess my sex life is over. 63 M


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215,917 I clearly remember in the last few years seeing commercials promoting Zantac. Now I still see commercials, but for a class action lawsuit against Zantac because it is suspected of causing cancer.

It’s conflicting stories like this which give me pause when it comes to the COVID 19 vaccine. I’m not convinced the FDA does their due diligence.


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215,916 She thinks I have money. I don’t. But she thinks I do. Not my fault. Someone else told her I’m rich. As a result though, she is very friendly with me and hints how we should date. I know it’s under false pretenses, but I don’t want to correct her on this because she is the only friend I have at the moment.


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215,915 I use strong mouthwash after flossing in case there was Covid on my fingers.


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215,914 I’ve been going to bed every night at 8:00. It’s still light out. I have nothing else going on so sleep is my best option.


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215,913 I woke up this morning and just feel like I’m walking in a fog. Normally I’d contribute hormones to this feeling and just trudge through but it’s too early in the month for that to be the cause this time.
I am depressed. It’s just impossible to not admit it this time.


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215,911 This bitch really said "If only you could choose your baby daddy". Who's gonna tell her?


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215,909 L, I miss you a lot. All you did was add to my life, your companionship during that stretch really got me through a tough time. What was so surprising was your sense of humor and quick wit. It caught me off guard, it was so fun just being goofy and decompressing with you after a long day.

Now, when I drive through town, you’re walking down the sidewalk and you pretend you don’t see me. That hurt so much the other day. I just wanted to throw my hazards on, jump out of the car and run up and hug you and you don’t even acknowledge my existence. Ouch. I’ll never know what I did or what’s up. I deserve better, so I’ll trudge on missing you, but I’m through reaching out.

I ache for that laughter we shared, maybe in the next life kid!


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215,907 93% of democrats are vaccinated. But only 49% of republicans.

Republicans are such assholes. But okay. Another interesting stat. 99.5% of recent Covid-19 deaths happened to unvaccinated people, meaning far and away republicans. I'm good with this. Keep it up republicans.


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215,905 My sister in law (52) posts provocative pictures of herself. Shots of her wearing a tiny bikini. Or shots of her laying on a towel at the beach with no top on, although she is face down so you can't see nips but you can see side boobage. They are clearly meant to be sexy enticing images.

Here's the weird thing for me though. She has a son in law. He is always the first one to like the photos. I picture him waiting on his computer all day salivating and then as soon as the daily dose of soft porn appears, he hits the like button.

Come on dude, she's your mother in law. You shouldn't be liking sexy photos of your mother in law. Think of how it makes your wife feel.

And to my sister in law, get the fuck over yourself. You are not that hot and you are so freaking vain to keep putting up images.


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215,904 I really miss you. I wish I could tell you this. You were the love of my life. I screwed things up as usual. I want a do over.


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215,903 I think you’re perfect


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215,902 From his obituary,

"He successfully completed many drug rehab programs."

If there was more than one drug rehab, well I wouldn't really call them successful....


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215,901 I have a friend who manages to make me cry (not in a good way) when we visit.   Our friendship is so dear to me, or at least I thought it was, until I realized I get my feeling hurt every time they're around.  :(


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