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205,677 My boyfriend tells me what I should be doing when he is not around. I should vacuum. I should go food shopping. I should do our laundry. Uhh, how did I ever manage to survive before he came into my life............


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205,676 In about 1400 BC there was a Chinese emperor who drank tea every hour out of his favorite tea cup. One day while abruptly reaching out to stop his son from tripping and falling, the emperor fumbled with the cup. It fell to the ground and the handle broke off. Distraught, he summoned his empire's greatest craftsman to have the cup repaired. The craftsman came up with a plan to put bolts through the cup and the handle to hold it all together. It would look clunky and ugly, but the cup would at least be functional again.

The emperor was troubled by this solution. He didn't want the awkward bolts holding his cup together. The cup would no longer be beautiful. It would no longer bring him joy.

A young apprentice boy approached the emperor. He had a different idea. He used gold in the cracks to meld the broken bits back together. The gold was shiny and gleaming. It meant the cracks were not only visible, they were radiant and became the most obvious part of the newly repaired cup.  The emperor loved it.

Sometimes scars are not to be hidden away. They are to be brought forward and celebrated. They tell a story. Scars are part of us.

Physical or emotional, we all have scars.


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205,675 I think we should encourage kids to vape. It will clean out the gene pool before they procreate. We need this.


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205,674 When I talk to people on the phone, I make alot of obnoxious faces. People say dumb things. I react. But we're talking on the phone so they can't see me mocking them.


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205,673 I lost a parent this year, it was unexpected and traumatic being there for his care before he passed. Now my mom needs major surgery and her doctors said she needs to lose weight and quit smoking to even consider her as a candidate for surgery, by January.  She has done neither of those things, she does, drink less Coke... which her nephrologist told her to do years ago.

I’m not ready to be an orphan, but I guess life doesn’t happen as you’re ready, it just happens. I’m certainly not ready for her end of life care (she’s a complete pain in the ass).

You know what comes out of my relatives mouths? Thhinj od all the stuff you’re going to get. Like really?!?! I would rather live to my 90s having her pain in the ass self boss me around (when I’m home visiting or over the phone) than inherit one cent or family heirloom. I would rather have the people back than their stuff and make my own way in life.

I am so unprepared to become an orphan in this world, or for her to be in one ounce of pain at the end.  


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205,672 My secret is that I am a slut. I live in a high rise in NY. A couple of months ago the people whose windows directly face mine moved out. An extremely hot man easily 15 years my junior moved in. I’m 46. I’ve never had kids and I’ve always worked out. I’m as tight as I can be, and my breasts are still perky.

Back to the slut part of my secret. I get home about the same time as the babe across the way. I’ve removed some of my clothing while he watches each day for nearly a month.

But today I stared right into his eyes and took off my bra. I let it fall to the floor, licked my fingers, and grazed my nipples. His left hand went to his nether regions (ooh, a lefty!)

I bit my lip and drew my blinds. If he’s lucky he will get more tomorrow.


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205,671 I respect a cigarette smoker a lot more than a nicotine vaper, regardless of which is ultimately worse for you. I mean just because why even bother at that point? You value your health enough to not smoke, but you don't mind being heavily addicted to nicotine? Whatever else they are, cigarettes are actually enjoyable, you get something for what you give up. Juuling is...awful. It's like sucking off an android. You become a slave to some dumb plastic dick and you hardly even get anything out of it.


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205,670 I wish I never bought car. Walking and my bike were working just fine. My then boyfriend talked me into it.


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205,669 I love my daughter so much. I would marry her mom to finishing raising her although I have negative love towards her. If you knew us both you would clearly see this is no secret. No more Asian women for me. I’m thinking something less exotic like a Puerto Rican. Maybe even one from New York. Even one from upstate.


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205,668 My best friend passed a year ago yesterday (still cannot get over it). I was in my bedroom last night - I lit candles and said a prayer for her. Almost immediately my bedroom lights flickered off and on and a book I had on my nightstand flew off to the floor!!! Explain that? I was the only one there. There is life after death and I do believe they send us signals. I am totally creeped out by this yet comforted by it too.


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205,667 In my 20s I was doing some volunteer work in a hospital.  I remember seeing all these people who were really sick, some not even that old, and thinking to myself that I must always take care of myself.  I didn't want to look like or be like these people, hunched over in pain and looking years older.  So I've always eaten well, taken my vitamins, exercised and maintained a healthy weight.  I don't drink often at all, don't smoke, don't do drugs, don't overindulge in food or sweets.  

I try to tell people this - your body is like a car.  You must maintain it and put the right things in it if you want it to run forever.

That being said, a friend of ours recently retired after 25 years on the job.  He worked hard, now is the time for him to enjoy time with his family and do things together.  Except he can't.  Less than two weeks after retirement, he's now in the hospital, unable to walk and with his organs failing from excessive drinking.  He has four kids.  Jesus.


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205,666 I’m kind of disappointed about Area 51 , I mean the media was all hype out about it and apparently only a few show up . I was hoping at least some of these YouTubers would have a video out there so the rest of us could have a laugh but no . It turn out to be a lame event .


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205,665 I don't even know who Prince Andrew is and I don't care enough to look it up.


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205,664 I don't think she loves me.


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205,663 Cloying, saccharin, sickeningly sweet. Those were the words going through my mind as I ate my brownie Oreo cupfection while sitting at a picnic table under a tree with my six year old. Then, for no apparent reason, my son looked upward and said “Shut up tree!” Then a leaf fell off the tree and landed in his ice cream.  And I thought.... Karma.

That is all.


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205,662 I am tired.

Tired of wondering where I fit in.
Tired of wondering what the next complaint will be.
Tired wondering if I will ever be complimented.

I am tired.

Not being wanted.
Not being heard.
Not being loved.

I am tired but I tried..

Tried to fit in.
Tried to resolve issues that were brought to my attention.
Tried to be accepted

I am tired and I tried to be my authentic self but in today’s society, you need to be a robot.

A robot

Who goes with society’s ways.
Who doesn’t speak the truth.
Who appears to  everybody to make others  feel good.

I am just a person who grew up with morals on values and will not sacrifice them for today’s ways..

A person who knows how to show love.
A person whom complaints others.
A person who wants to succeed.

A person who now wants to end their life because I don’t want to become a robot.


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205,661 In college I lived off of Kraft mac and cheese. It was all I could afford.  I ate it for basically every meal. Surprisingly I still eat it in a pinch.


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205,660 I am in love ...i am afraid  ...that you arent you keep doing this weird thing iam 32 your 59. stop playing with me you are trying to break me.its not about just sex with you i need you i respect you i do anything you ask. I dont have to beg men I have no problem getting another but they want be you they want do it like you do


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205,659 I wish someone was as obsessed with me as that guy was with Jodie Foster. I'd send them after my boss. Until then I'll just keep fantasizing about him finally dying from the heart attack he's long overdue for.


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205,658 Good thing about getting older and forgetful, you forget your attacker's names. And you forget about some of the attacks. Or you lose energy to hurt over them anymore.

It started so young I use to think that it was normal to just let people do things, and without a fight.


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205,657 I have drank a quarter of vodka and have some sleepy time pills before it into my system. I hope I don’t wake up tomorrow.


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205,656 I have been married for over 10 years, I used to like sex but now definitely do not need it or care less to have it. We have sex maybe once every couple months (which is fine by me), he doesn't complain about it either, Sex does NOTHING for me, I have only had an orgasm twice (during sex) in all the years we have been married. Is something wrong with me?!?!


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205,655 I hope you can't stop thinking about me. I hope you feel the pain of missing me as I have missed you. You made the mistakes that led to the end of us. We both know the truths I could tell.

We will never see each other again. I hope that sinks in really deep.


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205,654 I used to live 5 minutes from work and I would take advantage by going home to poop.


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205,653 Why does clicking on the box "Keep Me Signed In" mean they never keep me signed in?


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205,652 My wife was angry. She spoke to her friend. The friend convinced my wife to divorce me. My wife announced this to the world. My wife and I worked it out. Of course we did. We've been together for 18 years. We are soul mates. But this friend of hers. What am I supposed about her? I don't want to have contact with her and her husband anymore. She is a troublemaker looking for drama. I think back. The woman was constantly talking about how her daughter was being bullied in school. It got so bad that she pulled her daughter out of school and sent her to a private catholic school. And guess what, the daughter was bullied there too. I think I get it now. The woman likes drama. She makes it up where none exists. She messed up her daughter's life with this fake bullying claim. She tried to mess up my marriage. She's trouble. End of the line for this woman. No more contact with her.


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205,651 He died yesterday. He was 84. The article in the paper said his death was very unexpected. Excuse me, but he was 84. How is his death unexpected at that ripe old age. Not knocking him, but what an odd thing for the reporter to write.


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205,650 I went out with a woman for a date. She spent more time on her phone than she did with me. Uhh, that aint gonna work.


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205,649 Is there any woman who hasn't tried anal sex? (I doubt it.)


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205,648 What is this latest fake news? Trump said something in a phone call to the president of Ukraine. An operative at one of our own intelligence agencies was listening in and disagreed with something Trump said. He "blew the whistle" on Trump.

1) Isn't spying on the president illegal? No one should be listening in.

2) No one in the public knows what the president said. He could have said wants to have lunch with the Ukrainian leader. How is it that a spy gets to determine this is illegal? When did spies get appointed as the judge and jury?

3) The media is going nuts saying Trump is guilty of treason even though the media has no idea what Trump said.

4) The president is allowed to say whatever the fuck he pleases to whomever the fuck he pleases. This is America. This is called freedom Get that through your thick skulls you lowlife troublemakers.  




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205,647 I wish my wife could see what she does. Every decision she makes is based on what's best for her. Whereas every decision I make is based on what's best for our family.

An example. We are looking to buy a new car. She wants to get a station wagon. Her friend has one. My wife wants exactly the same one.

I point out that me and our two sons are over 6 feet tall. Crouching down to get in a station wagon isn't ideal. We bump our heads on the door frame. An SUV is better for us.

No. She is demanding we get the station wagon. She actually said, "Only three of you are tall." Oh I see, only three us will hit our heads and so the one of her outweighs our request...

She wants what she wants - and for the shallowest reason too - because he friend has this model. The rest of us don't matter.


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205,646 Stepdad/stepdaughter sex is so fucking hot to me. Comment if you’ve fucked your stepdad or stepdaughter. Tell me more.

29/f


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205,645 His secret has been revealed. Ok, whatever. You cheated. By getting massage parlor handjobs. Gross.
It’s broken me in a way I didn’t think possible.
My secret-I’ve always been in love with someone else.
At the end of the day he loves me & I love him and while I don’t want to be with him, I enjoy this secret love.
Haven’t fucked him in my marriage but I’m pretty sure my husband just gave me the green light by being an unfaithful creepy prick.
No guilt now. Thanks!


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205,643 The office manager where I work is the daughter of the owner. She is simply the worst employee ever. She has cost us thousands of dollars this week alone because she refuses to do her job. It's so bad that people are working late to cover her ass. I personally refuse to do so, the owner knows how lazy his daughter is, it's up to him to rectify the situation. Not the employees


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205,642 I loathe the people I work with


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205,641 I noticed a while ago that this one woman has been showing up at my husband’s workplace frequently. He works at a bar and sometimes we work together there. She gets right in his space, and I can tell when a woman has a crush on him. He’s gorgeous. Who wouldn’t?
My husband laughs it off, has probably said ten words total to this person in the last six months.
Weirdly enough, she shows up in my Instagram feed as a suggested friend. I checked out her profile- nothing totally stalky. I’ve visited her page a few times when I see the suggestion comes up out of boredom. The lady basically flings herself at men so of course I’m going to see what she’s about. Wouldn’t you?
Then yesterday I noticed that she blocked me. I have never spoken to her, I’m not friends with her on any social media.
Why block a spouse of a guy you have a crush on? Wtf lady? That’s SHADY.


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205,640 I am afraid to give my opinion. It might cause the powder keg - also known as my wife - to explode.


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205,639 A relative has fake boobs. I don't get it. I find nothing sexually appealing about plastic bags filled with salt water.


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205,638 I am going to Paris with a few friends. While there I am going to cheat on my husband. I don't know with whom. But how satisfying to have a love affair with a Frenchman in Paris!


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205,637 Saturday night, I will be crossing off the top item on my sexual bucket list. Two men will be, in tandem, putting their dick inside me and Fucking me cooperatively while I lay back and take it and take it. I’m looking forward to the part where I’ve got one man under me and one on me and they’re both deep inside my pussy cumming together while I enjoy the sensation of being very very stretched open around the two of them. I can’t wait. It seems VERY VERY hot. 35/f.


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205,636 I hate when the audience starts clapping and hooting while a singer is performing. STFU. I'm there to hear the professional singer, not to hear the drugged out trailer trash grunting.


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205,635 I have to learn that when I buy my kids something new every day, they're taking it for granted. Yesterday my daughter came home from school to a new fold up brush she'd mentioned needing for her backpack, several of her favorite snacks, and a new necklace, and some glue because she loves making slime. I had cleaned her room spic and span, and placed the items on her bed. She came home, ran upstairs as usual, and I followed not far behind. I wanted to see her reaction. She glanced at the bed, put her backpack down, went to the other side of the bed, and hopped up on it, turning on netflix. I said "Um, thanks mom for all the new stuff. You didn't have to do that!" She said "Oh. Yeah. Thanks"

So insincere. I told her that when I was a kid, I didn't get stuff every day. I had to wait til a special occasion like birthday or christmas. She seemed unaffected. I decided then that this impulse buying her shit every time I go somewhere is coming to an end. I never spend money on myself, or even my son really. Only her. Maybe I'll start treating myself instead of spending so much on her.


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205,634 My wife and I had yet another discussion on how she doesn't spend time at home with me and our children. She said she understood. We made a plan to go to dinner yesterday. It would be only the two of us. "Couple time." It would be a "new beginning." Those were her words. We went out and a friend of hers met us there. Like for real? She invited someone along on our intimate dinner for two? She's either not smart or incredibly passive aggressive.


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205,633 I’m noticing changes in my daughter, who is 26. The nose ring is gone. The 6 rings on her 8 fingers is down to 2, both on the same finger. Her clothes less flashy. I can tell she is trying to adjust her language and not be so crude.
Not saying a word, oh no, we had enough battles on all of that.


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205,632 My best friend is dying. I've known him forever. We continue to hang out a lot. But instead of acting the part of tough guys cruising bars for women or causing trouble in some form, our hanging out means I sit by his bedside and spoon feed him Spaghetti Os. He cries sometimes. I wipe away his tears. When I leave his house and I'm driving back home, I cry too. Ha, look at us, some tough guys we turned out to be. He has only a few weeks left. I will miss him.


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205,631 I see people touching frogs and toads. Plenty around here. I would never touch a frog or toad. I think they give people warts.


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205,630 My sister-in-law is 66. Her newish second husband is 55. I don't know how they exist together. He's a nice guy. He's good looking. He has a good job. On the other hand, she's a very unkind pushy person. She has no real job. She is beginning to look elderly with terribly wrinkled sagging skin. Why does he stay with her? No one in the family gets it.


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205,629 My enemies are following me around. LOL. I know it sounds paranoid. I assure you I am very sane. But I am also very outspoken and have a well known voice in my town. There are some new people who have recently moved in. They want some projects to happen which will benefit them. I and a few others spoke out against the new projects. In response, the newcomers are literally following us. They park down the street and when I leave my house, they tail me. I guess they are looking to see if I go to a brothel or make a buy from my heroin dealer. LOL. They are looking for something to discredit me. Too bad for them I'm the most straight laced person. But this is politics in America today. It's no longer about doing what's right for the majority of the people. It's about finding dirt on anyone who gets in your way. I find this to be disgusting behavior. The concept of neighbors and community is being thrown in the trash. It's all about getting what you want by any means necessary.


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205,628 She never stops. She takes and takes. She wants a new car. I agreed. But as soon as I said yes she said she needs a new $6000 bicycle and a bike rack and a Thule storage container on top of the new car and a membership at a swim club which she will drive to in the new car and a membership at a tennis club which she will also drive to in the new car and a new $1000 tennis racket. I'm not kidding. She listed out all these demands within one minute of my agreeing to buying her a new car. She makes me so sad. She doesn't love me. She loves that I can afford to buy things. I open the door an inch and she barges in and wants everything in her dreams.


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205,627 She asked me to get together with her for lunch at her house. I know what this means. We are going to fuck.


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205,626 My cousin passed in April. I miss her terribly. She was 30...too young. It’s torn me apart. I want her back all the time and wish I knew that she was in peace. Last night I had a dream and she was in it. She walked up to me, laughing, took my hands in hers, and smiled at me. She didn’t look like someone who died of cancer. She was glowing, with this radiant white light that surrounded her and emanated from her. I want to believe this is a sign that she’s at peace, that she’s out of her excruciating pain and suffering. I don’t know if dreams can communicate messages like this, but I desperately want to believe she was in my dream to comfort me.

There’s nothing that can fill the empty space you’ve left behind, A. I miss you all the time and I wish that none of this had ever happened to you. I haven’t cried like I am right now in a long time. I can usually get myself to stop after 10 minutes but it’s been 20 minutes now and I can’t stop. The grief feels unbearable. But since you have to be gone, I want you to be at peace. After all you endured and the battle you fought, you deserve all the peace in the world. We will meet again one day. I love you forever.


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205,625 Update on this morning.  I ate it.  She came


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205,623 I walked 5 miles today. Yay me!


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205,622 After decades of mocking religion I'm thinking about going to church again.


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205,621 I once farted while lifting hand weights at the gym. The guy next to me obviously heard but was a gentleman about it. E.M.B.A.R.R.A.S.S.I.N.G


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205,620 My wife's sister has an artsy naked picture of herself hanging in her master bath. My wife and I house sat for them once. I think the sister forgot the picture was on the wall.


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205,619 I want to see your life destroyed. You deserve to have horrible things happen to you.  


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205,618 Every time my wife spends money on herself I want to cry. We don't have it. It's like she's rubbing it in. She wants to break me. This marriage is not a partnership where we work together to do what's best for us. It has devolved into her constantly spending on herself and tormenting me. I hate it. I don't want to do it anymore. I can't even afford a divorce lawyer. No way. A divorce lawyer is $40k for the both of us. A mediator is better at $5k. But we don't even have that.


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205,617 He's trying too hard. He's getting annoying.


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205,616 I don’t even know how this happened, but my whole school and church seems to think I’m going to marry this really fat annoying guy who keeps talking to me all the time at school and at church.

I can’t really talk to my parents because my parents are both really fat too and my mom is always looking for any reason to slut-shame me.  She’ll just tell me he’s a nice boy (because his mother does a lot at church and his family’s rich) and I should appreciate that any boy wants to talk to me.  

So now I can’t get a date to anything because Porky McPorkypants seems to have told everyone that I’m his personal property or something.  He asked me to both his junior and senior proms but I said no.

Oh well, he’s a senior and I’m a sophomore, so only a few more days until he’s GONE!  Please let him just disappear already!

I don’t care if I am shallow Hallie because I won’t date him. It’s not even just that he’s really fat (like OBESE, not just a little puppy fat) it’s that he’s spoiled rude greedy and selfish and a whiny little bitch mama’s boy who’s probably going to turn out to be an alcoholic and get diabetes sooner than later. And he smokes pot and has done coke too. He’s only 18 and already drinks a LOT and brags about it.  Every time time I saw him at lunch he was eating about twice as much as everyone else.  

He likes to say ‘I’ve always wanted to marry a blonde Catholic virgin! EVERY guy wants a wife like that!’ He even told me he considers me his girlfriend, and he and his parents are always coming up to me talking to me at church.

What none of them know is that I’m not really religious at all.  I’m going on the pill and having at least one lover in college, maybe more.  And as soon as I move out I’m coloring my hair light red. I’m also not sure if I even want any kids.  I’m NOT marrying that guy! I’ve never even been on a date with him and I won’t let him touch me.

Come on, let him be GONE!


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205,615 Five Guys has the best french fries.


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205,614 My husband is younger than me and handsome, nice body. Better than most guys these days. The sex (when we have it) is good. But he's so moody and odd sometimes. He spends so much time playing with all of his vehicles and I'm sort of left here alot.
It's whatever but I spend a lot of time fantasizing about my fat neighbor across the road. I don't know what it is but it's weird. He looks like a effing inmate but there's a hotness/creepiness about him. Is this the seven year itch my Mom used to talk about? My hubby should pay more attention to me...


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205,613 I noticed that every time I post a story on Facebook, a single “Other” view is shown at the bottom.  This means that somebody i’m not Facebook friends with is routinely viewing my profile, which is public.  I hope it’s you, Elizabeth.


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205,612 I'm watching gay porn. I think I'll fuck myself in the ass with my wife's vibrator.


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205,611 Super Glue is great. It works..... but only for about two minutes.


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205,610 I really want someone to pop the ingrown hairs on my ass and the backs of my legs.


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205,609 Only my wife can say 'I love you' in an angry way. I tell her all the time how much I love her. When I'm going out. When I hang up the phone. At the end of a text. I think she gets fed up hearing it. It appears to make her mad. But I'm sorry, it's my nature. I love her. I say so. Sometimes she feels guilty and I think she feels forced to respond in the same way, so she begrudgingly says 'I love you'. But it comes out like she's angrily paying a parking ticket. "Here, take my damn money. I hope you fucking choke on it."


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205,608 So strange. My credit card was hacked. I had half a dozen weird charges. The bank tried to contact the fraudulent vendors. When they received no response, the bank reversed the charges. Good, it worked out in my favor. Except for one fake charge. The bank said the vendor claims it is legit. I called the place. It's a charity for the homeless. I explained they must have made a mistake and charged my card $100. They said they did charge me $100 and they did tell the credit card company the charge was real. What? I asked why they would do such a thing. They said they are a charity and couldn't I let the charge go through because they need the money. I was stunned. They knowingly and fraudulently charged something on my credit card and they are asking me to let it stand. OK, what assholes. I give to charity. However I only give to good charities involving honest people. They are asking me to approve their scam. Fuck you. I told them to remove the charge asap or my next call will be to the police. I'm still waiting for the charge to be erased. I'll give them another day and then the police are being brought in.


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205,607 My wife doesn't want a husband who loves her. She wants a husband who buys her things.


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205,606 I’ve been awake for an hour and a half. Can’t fall back to sleep. All I can think about is eating my wife’s pussy but she’s fast asleep.


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205,605 I posted something for sale through facebook marketplace. I received contact from someone. All it said is 'interested'. So...now what? I mean it's a small thing to complain about but the message is so vague.
I struggle with the way people communicate online. I guess now the onus is on me to say," hello. I see you're interested in the thing. When would you like to see it?"
And then I'll probably get ignored for 4 days lol.


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205,604 I have a friend who is extremely moody. Get this, she recently commented how I and some other friends are moody, and she is the only stable one. The rest of us laughed. Can you say delusional?


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205,603 I wish I wasn’t so fucked up


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205,602 My sister committed suicide when I was 7 years old, she was 13.


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205,601 My junky car broke down and I left it in a parking lot and walked away. I kept waiting to hear it was towed or whatever. But I never heard anything about it again.


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205,600 A friend,  my best friend,  comments a lot on my weight.   I have always been big,  six feet six inches and about 290.  I am almost 60 buy have no health issues,  no aches or pains and I walk my dog daily for an hour,  sometimes two.

I noticed that when he does not drink he had the shakes.   And he drinks a ton.   What is better,  the extra weight or the alcoholism?


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205,599 I'm thinking of taking up drinking again. It would be a fun way to die.


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205,598 I'm hoping for a brutally cold winter. I'm just in that kind of mood. I hope it's frigid and snow piles six feet high. My pantry is stocked. I'll be inside the entire time. I'll watch the mayhem from my house on the house.


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205,597 I'm trying to be kind, helpful and forgiving in my relationship. But she never compromises. She constantly tells me what I'm doing wrong and what I need to change. She takes takes takes. This isn't going to work any longer.


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205,595 I passionately hate ASMR with every cell of my body. I don't understand how people can listen to it.


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205,593 I took a shower before work this morning. I grabbed a towel hanging on the bathroom hook. I dried off and got dressed. Just before leaving for work I took the wet towel and hung it up. For some reason I smelled it. Oh God! It stank of moldy rotting decaying flesh. I was horrified. I just rubbed this towel all over my body! I sniffed at myself. I couldn't quite smell anything but maybe I was use to it and I was late so I dashed out the door. Here I am sitting at work and I'm totally paranoid I can smell the horrible odor on myself. Unfair for these things to happen to an already self conscious girl! :(


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205,592 We have a new hire. She's been here two months. Start time is 8:30. She comes rolling in after 9. End time is 5, she leaves at 4 something. We have a rule of no texting or using cell phones except if there's an emergency. She texts 10 times a day. Her half hour lunch break is never less than an hour. Her husband called and started screaming at another employee. In short this woman is the worst hire we've ever made. Each employee is hired on a 3 month initial probation. She will soon be shown the door and we will have a celebratory dinner. Some people don't realize how to get along.


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205,591 I think the US bombed the Saudi oil facility.


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205,590 There's a bicycle room in this apartment building. It's out of the way in the basement at the end of a long dark hallway Tenants rarely venture in there, especially as the weather turns colder. There are hooks in the ceiling for suspending a bicycle. I did a test, a hook will support my weight. I will put a small note on the door telling anyone seeking entry not to come inside. The note will tell them to call the police to take care of it.


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205,589 Family drama. He is dying. His heroin-addicted daughter wants to see him. He won't let her. He's been manipulated by her and her drug habit. He refuses all attempts at contact. I'm not sure what the right answer is in this case. But I think he should meet with her.


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205,588 My wife is cold and snarly. I wish she had warmth in her. I greet her with a hug and a kiss. She doesn't return in kind. Instead she tolerates my affection and when I'm done with what she views as self indulgence on my part, she tells me all the things I need to do for her. Pick up more water bottles! My watch needs a new battery, go get it fixed for me! The car needs washed! I love her. I do. I don't want to be without her. I feel like I'd die without her. But then again, I feel like I'm dying while with her.


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205,587 you are literally everything I have asked for in a man at this point I feel so much love for you. although, I have no idea how you really feel about me. I have been trying so hard to show you how much you really mean to me .then you always do this changing things up every so often I'm sick of it. just go ahead and tell me if it's just the sex .its okay I can handle it even though its breaking me down . if we ever take it there again just go ahead and connect deeper. please dont take the viagra babe you dont need it I like making love with you the way that you are.


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205,586 I spend most of my work day on Facebook and Netflix, or playing cell phone games. I don’t know how I still have a job, but here we are.


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205,585 My wife almost divorced me once. I was being a jerk to her. I'm so glad she gave me a second chance. Everyday when I wake up and see her beautiful face, I'm reminded of how blessed I am to have her in my life.


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205,584 Tell me love, just how deep inside her vagina do you have to go until you admit she is your girlfriend??? Asking for a “friend”.


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205,583 Me: Are we still fighting?
Husband: yep
Me: Okay then.

He will ignore me for a few days then eventually things will go back to normal. Nothing will get resolved.
I wish he would grow up and communicate with me like a grownup.

And the thing that he got mad about in the first place was soooo trivial. It was basically a non-issue. But it prompted him to swear at me and put down basically everything about me. I googled divorce lawyers.


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205,582 Professional white-collar married guy here, happy, for the most part. Dad to a couple of great school age kids. There’s a woman I know back home a few hours away. Unmarried, mom to 3 kids, all by different guys. She’s very pretty, still has a very nice body, super friendly to all as far as I can tell. She’s given me the strong sense that if I ever was back in town that I should look her up. I have every reason not to, of course. But I want to. Badly. I know it would be a mistake, but at night in bed as I’m falling asleep I’m trying to invent scenarios where it makes sense for me to be back home, without the wife and kids, so I “accidentally” run into her and see what this is all about.


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205,581 I jerked off two hours ago. I am about to do it again. I am 60 years old. WTF? I'm thinking I ate something different or my wife is wearing some kind of new perfume? I don't know what's giving me such a powerful libido today. This has never happened before in the last 30 years.


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205,580 I pay $38k per year for my daughters college tuition.


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205,579 I was on an out of town business trip staying in a hotel. I ordered pizza from a near by pizzaria to be delivered. When the pizza came I answered the door in an open robe with nothing on. The delivery man was about 25. I was so horny, I asked him if he liked what he saw. He said yes. I asked him if he wanted to touch me. He said yes. He asked if I’d touch him. I said yes. We made each other orgasm and he kissed me and said goodbye. When he left, I called my husband and told him what happened. He laughed and said “nice try, nice and hot  story. Love you.  Talk to you in morning.” Think I’ll keep this one to myself going forward!!


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205,578 I fucked a married woman in the ass while she was texting her unknowing husband. Really cool at the time but looking back I now know it was a low point in my life


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205,577 This morning my wife and I had a discussion where I said she is sometimes inconsiderate. She does what she wants and she doesn't think how it will affect others, namely me. She disagreed. She then said she had to go out but she will be back for lunch and we can talk about it then.

Trying to be nice, I made a gourmet lunch for us. Turns out she never showed. She got busy doing something else. She never even texted to warn me. I'm sitting here alone with two goat cheese burgers quickly getting cold.

Kind of proves my point.


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205,576 I went to couples therapy after my wife cheated. The therapist told me I should cheat on my wife. I wanted to repair things with my wife, not make them worse. I ended the therapy. It reminded me that anyone could stick out a sign and be a therapist.


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205,575 I cheated on my wife 6 times. I almost told her once. There would be nothing positive coming from the truth though. So I looked her straight in the eye and told her I've never cheated.


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205,574 Actually story told to me on a first date.

"I had a cat. It would cough up wads of gooey black phlegm all over my place. I hated the cat. But luckily I have this friend. He's a hunter and....."

The story continued in exactly the way you are thinking. Some people are sick. There was no second date.


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205,573 Do not pity a person who does not want to change, or does not care about the consequences of their actions unless they feel they stand to lose something. These people will suck your life and energy out of it, and still feel that they deserve more from you. Let them go, and get your happiness instead.


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205,572 My pee smells like warm caramel.


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205,571 I fucked a married woman in her car.


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205,570 All through our marriage my wife has made up terrible lies about me. She tells them to other people to get sympathy. For example she has told people I hit her. Completely untrue. Over time her friends and family have learned to hate me because I'm evil, even though it was all made up. My wife shoots herself in the foot with this. She has been left off the guest list for various "couple" events. No one wants to invite a wife beater. Another consequence, my wife desperately tries to keep me away from her family. She is afraid if I was in the same room, they would figure out my wife has been telling them lies. This means when there is a large family picnic, my wife ignores it. She can't risk having me go. Which also means our kids never have contact with their cousins, aunts and uncles.

All in all, what a fucked up situation she has created. Her goal was to get sympathy for herself. The real result is that she has less and less interaction with her friends and family and she has messed up many family relationships.


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205,569 They need to invent a hidden camera with a delayed start feature where it doesn't turn on until a few minutes after the stalker leaves the room. As it is now, when the stalker sets up the camera, it's recording him leaving the bathroom. He's the first thing in the video. Talk about being caught red handed. Delayed start is a must-have feature. Asking for a friend...


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205,568 Another Brett Kavanaugh allegation last week in the New York Times. When at Yale, he is said to have pulled out his dick and thrust it into the hand of a female student.

There are calls to impeach him.

But already the New York Times has walked back the story. They left out an incredibly important detail. The "victim" herself says she doesn't know anything about the alleged event. She has no memory of it.

The story comes from others who "heard" about it.

It's nothing but the rumor mill. We should impeach a Supreme Court Judge because of rumors where the victim herself doesn't corroborate the story.

This isn't justice people. This is political games. This is shameful.  Look what we have become. We will destroy a man's life because we disagree with his opinion.  We think nothing of making up lies, or spinning gossip, all to get revenge.

We can do better. We must do better. Or we will fall apart.


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205,567 I don’t want a divorce but my husband was unfaithful.
I am repulsed by his body now, or by the thought of giving him pleasure.
He would never leave me because of the kids.
I am torturing him with my sadness and anger over what he did.
Maybe this is the life he deserves.


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205,566 Without a doubt, there is only one thing that will make me fall back asleep if I wake up at 3 a.m.: jerking off.  I can't get back to sleep any other way.


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205,565 I have a friend, he's divorced and has 4 kids. The two oldest are total train wrecks. Multiple marriages, kids all over the place, domestic & CPS issues, you name it. The youngest is a dud, living in his mom's basement, stocking shelves at 25 years old. Then there's one in the middle. Total opposite. Over achiever, college degree, owns her own house, is getting married to a nice guy. She's his shining star, his biggest accomplishment. The one he can be proud of.

He just found out he's not her dad. His best friend from back in the day is. OUCH


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205,564 My boyfriend of 2.5 years is a great guy. Treats me and my kids wonderfully. I love him dearly. The problem is he doesn’t satisfy me in the bedroom. I’ve tried gently coaching him on the things I find pleasurable to no avail. My clit does not hang passed my lips. So in order to stimulate my clit one must spread my lips apart. Ive told him this a few times. Foreplay is almost nonexistent unless I am the one doing it. Most women cannot climax with penetration alone. I am no different.

He is a good man! But does this mean I do without a satisfying sex life? Is it too much to want to be treated like a queen and fucked like a porn star? Is it not possible to have both from the same man??

I’m in my 40s and at my sexual peak. My resentment is increasing towards him.




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205,563 I love my wife.


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205,562 How can I get my daughter into the popular crowd? I thought her being a very talented cheerleader would do it, but for some reason the really popular ones play volleyball. Hell when I was in school you  weren't shit unless you were a cheerleader or played football.


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205,561 I usually swallow, but last night I spit it out into a washcloth because I'm on a 16/8 fasting regimen and it was past 8pm.


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205,560 I grew up in the poorest house in town. It was on the edge of a swamp. The mosquitoes were insane. I still remember the overwhelming smell of the mud. I never want to go near a swamp again.


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205,559 I find most women don't shave down below very well. They can't see so there are stray hairs they miss.


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205,558 I'm sorry. I messed up.


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205,557 I wanked in the shower this morning. The drain is clogged. The water won't go down. Next person in there is going to be ankle deep in my jizz.


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205,556 I'm too nice to people.


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205,555 I went for a two mile walk last night at 3 am. I'm not sure why. I can't sleep recently. I might as well get some exercise.


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205,554 I keep an online journal. I write in it almost everyday from 10 minutes to an hour. I've been doing it for over 10 years. It's currently 2,573 pages long. It details things like my worries, conversations I find funny, every period cramp, every anxious meeting with the boss, and every sexual encounter. I'd be in big trouble if it fell into enemy hands! LOL. The journal has become my therapist ............ but it's much less expensive than a real world therapist.


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205,553 There's a woman I know. She and her husband are the most hated people in town. They are both so obnoxious and constantly attack people. It's sickening whenever I see either of them post something. But the other day she posted a meme saying the haters hate her because they are jealous and want to be her. Like what? We want to be the most hated person in town? Keep dreaming lady.


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205,552 I think honey in the supermarket is fake. It's some chemical concoction of sugar and brown dye made in a factory.


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205,551 This is what's happening in my school. There were two genders, M and F. Then a transgender (M identifying as F) student came along. The transgender was given a small private room to change for gym class. But the transgender complained. Why should the transgender be in a separate space? The transgender deserves to be in a main stream locker room. So okay, the transgender was allowed to change in the girls locker room. Now the normal girls are complaining. They don't want to get changed in front of a weird boy with a penis who wears a dress. The solution offered by the school is to have the normal girls who are uncomfortable change in the small private room. The room wasn't good enough for the transgender, but it's good enough for everyone else? For gym class we have 26 girls squeezing themselves into the small private room while leaving their clothes stacked on the floor because there are no lockers. Meanwhile the transgender is the one and only student on the girls locker room. We've lost our mind.


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205,550 I hate that my nose is getting bigger and puffier as I age.


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205,549 I have been attempting to travel every little nook and cranny of the world. Back alleys of the fish mongers in Greenland. Ancient desert pathways in Iraq. I've walked the entire length of Broadway in New York City. The catch. I do it using google street view.


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205,548 We were introduced. We flirted. He asked me on a date. We had dinner. We had sex. We had a fight. We decided to never see each other again. All within 24 hours.


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205,547 I'm going to commit suicide by exercise. You never hear of this approach. It's always hanging or a bullet to the head. Everyone thinks the deceased is a coward. I'm going to be different. I'm going for a swim in the ocean. I'll keep going. I'll get further and further from the shore. I'm not in great shape. If I don't die of a heart attack, then I'll get so exhausted that I won't have the strength to swim back. I'll drown. But no one will think it was suicide. No one will think it was on purpose. No one will think I was a coward. I died while working out. Kind of noble really.


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205,546 I cry more than my wife. She has never seen my cry at all. I do it privately.


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205,545 My whole life it’s falling apart yet I hardly complain because deep down I known there’s people out there who have it worse than I do .


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205,544 Stalking is so much easier with the internet. In the old days I'd actually have to leave the house and go out in the cold and the rain. Not any more. I can see where she goes through her phone. I can see what calls and texts she just made. I can then look up the phone numbers and find out who she just contacted. Ah, she texted back and forth with a guy all day. I google. Ah, he is a big time competitive runner  like her. That's how she must have met him. I check her phone logs. Yes, the first time they texted with just after a race last week. More. Whenever he texts, she responds right away. But whenever she texts, he takes 20 minutes to respond. She's into him. He is not so into her.  Ah, no more texts but she is pinging from a restaurant. She must be in-person with him now, on a date. No need to text. They are sitting together. I look up the restaurant with Google Street View. I check the menu. Oh pricey. It's like I'm there with them. I look him up on Facebook. I can see his face. I dig a little more. Oh my, he's married. Doubt his wife knows he's out with my wife on a date. I check his criminal history. He's clean. I check his civil court history. He's been divorced once. He must be on his second wife. He's a serial cheater. My wife is his next conquest. I do all this as I sit in a comfy chair at home while sipping coffee.


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205,543 I just got back with my boyfriend after a 1 month period of being broken up. I really and truly did care that I was becoming too dependent on him before.  Now, we are back on and within a few days I learn that I am STILL not the only one. There’s some chick in Florida and some other one right here in our City that I know wasn’t around before i left. So, I get it. You are a serial cheater my love. Unwilling to even try to be true to your word. If that’s how you roll; playing games
Just to be the one with an everlasting edge...well I have my own amusements to take for myself as well. Enjoy being my personal shopping fund. Cheat on me and lie on top? Cool. Enjoy spending all your expendable income on my sneaker collection ;)))


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205,542 I was just watching "The Sting," and remembering my mom oohing and aahing over Paul Newman and Robert Redford. I guess it's a generational thing but I didn't think either Newman or Redford had the least bit of sex appeal. Watching the film again just confirmed it. Sorry Mom, you were wrong.


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205,541 I met a guy on a charity bike ride. We talked alot. He's a lawyer. He was great. He made me laugh. Then he told me his field of law. He's an advocate for the homeless. Okay this sounds mean, but I don't want to date a lawyer who helps the homeless. I want to date a lawyer who works on Wall Street and makes $1 million a year.


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205,540 You know how you get ads related to things you search for? Our home computer is getting ads for herpes medication. I'm wondering what this is about. Is my wife not telling me something?


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205,539 I can still solve a Rubiks cube in under 20 seconds.


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205,538 I was with someone. I can't tell my husband. He would be so sad. I am even sadder.


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205,537 I jerked off so much yesterday that I had to put an ice pack on my dick.


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205,536 I asked you to be brutally  honest with me and you still lied to me. Why?  I would have respected you for acknowledging what you said if you would have explained  it to me, but you thought I couldn’t handle the truth. I would have rather had the bruise of truth than a scar of a lie. Now I don’t trust you.  

Worse thing about it, I thought you trusted me to be honest with me. But you didn’t. It’s a shame. Just a shame. Now I must walk away from you knowing you will never see your flaws to me in this regard. Damn shame because I thought you were better than this. Yes this Is L. .  

You know what you need to do now ,  I am still giving you a chance to make it right. Please do the right thing.  


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205,535 It’s almost midnight and I’m “arguing” with people online about wet vs. dry cat food.

Is this what my life has become?


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205,533 You can tell someone is stupid when you're having an argument and they bring up stuff having nothing to do with it. If I'm talking about Tom and Beth, and someone brings up Samantha to prove some battle of the sexes agenda, it's dumb. People do that all the time online.


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205,532 I’m becoming addicted to hunger.


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205,531 All this scandal. Cheating to get your kid into college. And in the end all she gets is two weeks in prison. Jesus, I'd agree to go to prison for two weeks if my kid could get into Yale.


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205,530 I get very nervous when someone borrows my phone to make a call. There are some photos on my phone that... em.... it would be very embarrassing if anyone saw them.


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205,529 My cat loves mac & cheese.


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205,528 I just told my son his mother and I are getting a divorce. This is her choice. She grew tired of being a mom and a wife. She'd rather go to parties. So she decided to officially leave us. She insists we do it quickly. I assume there is a guy hovering in the wings. It kills me though to hear my son crying. He doesn't deserve to feel this way because his mother lost interest.


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205,526 I poke holes in everything. You have an idea, I'm here to knock it down. I wish I would stop. It's like a disease with me.


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205,525 I was semi interested in buying a house for sale about a mile away from my apartment. I saw it twice. I do like it. it's quirky. I'm quirky. The broker kept calling and pushing for me to make a bid. I held off. I mean I like it, but it's so much money and I'm not sure if my job is stable.

Last week he called and said a couple is making a bid and I better act immediately or the house will be gone. Hmmm. I didn't say it to the broker but I was skeptical. After two years on the market no one bought the house, but as soon as I showed a little interest, another buyer comes along and forces my hand. I say again, hmmm.

Well today I get a text from the broker. Oops, the deal with the couple fell through. The house is back on the market if I'm interested. I'm smelling something funny here. I think I was being played. It didn't work. Now the trick is over and they still want me to buy the house. No thanks. It makes me wonder what else they might be duping me with. Maybe there's a leak in the basement they are hiding from me. Done.  I'm out. Sell it to someone else.


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205,524 My niece wanted to be a singer. Her voice is pretty good. But there are many 20 year olds with a pretty good voice. I've worked on many musical productions. I've even hosted several talent shows. I'm certainly no Hollywood producer, but I have had a little experience watching talented performers on stage. My niece posted a few videos on youtube of her singing. In the comments I posted a suggestion. I pointed out she doesn't move while on stage. She rocks back and forth from foot to foot. It's a bit awkward and distracting. I suggested she work out some choreography, or at least move around the stage to engage the audience. I was trying to be honest and helpful. Do you know she has never spoken to me again. That was 10 years ago. Yea, her singing career never worked out. Go figure...


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205,523 I don't know whether to get a job.... or kill myself. Either way would be a positive change.


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205,522 Great, my niece thought she’d found another “Daddy,” that is, an older soft touch man with money, and got resoundingly rejected yet again.  Why does she always go for the married ones?  

She’s a type I see sometimes in my work.  Invariably they’re female children of divorce, where Mommy got custody and had to be the real parent while irresponsible Peter Pan Daddy now and then gave the daughter presents and money.  

The daughters learn to play Daddy off of Mommy, knowing that Daddy will give them presents and attention if they whiiiiine about their “abusive” Mommy.  Daddy wants the children to be his allies against the ex-wife actually RAISING these spoiled little shits.  The daughter hates Mommy just like Daddy wants, hoping she’ll get to live with Daddy and be his little princess.  Only Daddy doesn’t want a little princess to spoil, he just wants to share his hostility towards his ex-wife.

So these girls grow up hating female authority figures, with a thing for rich, indulgent older men.  When one of them encounters a potential Daddy, she latches on to him like a tick, and anyone who sees it’s not appropriate becomes Mean Mommy picking on her for NO reason.  

My niece is the perfect example.  Fortunately she’s nowhere near pretty enough to do any real damage.  Her figure looks like she’s about 14 (it’s like her body stopped maturing at the same time her mind did.)  She gets in trouble endlessly searching for Daddy, and my sister tells me all about it.  In college she got disciplined for inappropriate behavior towards a married professor, and then three years after grad she got fired from a job for writing suggestive emails to her married boss.  The boss wanted to put her on work probation provided she got some counseling, but HR fired her for liability reasons.  

Lately she’s complaining because a married couple she knew socially through a volunteer organization cut contact with her: “His wife is a bully and an abuser!  He’s my friend and I care about him, but I can’t handle his wife!  He really needs to tell her  to stop abusing me!”  From the sound of it, she was constantly clamoring for this man’s attention and his wife got annoyed. Niece got shut down, blocked and ghosted entirely, which she’s still whiiiiiiining about.

If she wants a “Daddy” I don’t see why she doesn’t just get online and find one, they’re everywhere seeking their Littles. (Yuck.)  But no, she can’t admit that she has a type, even while she constantly seeks inappropriate attention from older married men.

She’s 32, even though she looks and acts much younger.  Her Daddy moved to New Zealand with his latest wife a long time ago.  Now it seems we’ve got the littlest, mousiest, most immature sexual predator imaginable on our hands.  I know my sister wants my help with her (for free, naturally) but I don’t want Niece around here simpering at my husband either.  

So everything about her says borderline to me, and I hate working with borderlines.  All their problems are always self-created, but you can’t ever tell them so without them melting down.  They’re unreasonable and get histrionic so easily, and they’re always full of justifications: “I don’t know why these women always seem to get so jealous of me!  It’s not fair!”  Any criticism or opposition from anyone is “abuse!”

Yes, she’s family, but sometimes family are just so screwed up you want nothing to do with them.  It looks like she’s determined to make the same mistakes over and over.  I’m not going to tell them this, but I don’t really care what happens to her anymore.  Let my sister deal with her own daughter.  Not my responsibility.



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205,520 She left me. I lie and tell people I left her. But no, she left me.


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205,518 Sometimes my hubby will silently look at me. It could be anywhere. At dinner. While watching TV. In the car. There will be a long pause. Then he'll say, "I love you." Best feeling ever.


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205,517 My ex and me were together for years, broke up, and are thinking of getting back together. We've hung out and been talking, not sure if i'm ready to sleep over yet. But it's coming, and now he's telling me he wants me to move in. He's asking me when am I gonna move in.  To me, it's moving fast because even tho we know each other forever and had a relationship, we started seeing each other again last month. (not to mention he had a girl and they broke up in June. I know for a fact he wants me over her, so that's not the problem.) He keeps talking about me wasting time and he's not gonna wait forever, but I feel it's soon. Like he's pushing. I wish we could just see each other and see how it goes and go from there. not sure what to do.


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205,516 Something happen to me the other day. I'm still thinking about it. I was walking into a school building to vote and two municipal employees I distantly knew were standing there. One of them, a woman, starts laying into me. She told me I looked awful. She asked if I had gotten any sleep in the last year because the bags under my eyes were huge. They both laughed. Then she asked if I had gained weight. I never had tension with these people before, although I recently penned a letter in the paper saying how a particular budget item should be voted down. It was an item which affected their department. I was shocked they'd be so openly rude to me about it. I told them to please leave me alone, I'm just a citizen exercising my right to vote.

This was so wrong. I have the right not to be harassed. Our civil society is breaking down.


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205,515 I volunteered to help someone. It involved tasks around his house for few hours. I did it out of compassion. Soon enough he needed help again, he called me. I helped again. This kept going on and on. He needed help, he'd get me to help. There was finally a time when I couldn't help. I was busy. He started to get pushy. I wanted to know when I will help. The pushiness became anger. He was upset I wasn't helping exactly when he wanted me to. I tried to be tolerant. I tried to be a good person and ignore his unpleasant attitude. Today he sent me a text telling me exactly what time I should be there tonight and not to be late. My patience has run out. I am not going. I will not even call to explain. I am done. I feel guilty as heck though.


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205,514 Someone is trying to talk my wife into getting a divorce. Why can't people mind their own business?


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205,513 How you suppose help someone when they are in denial and are not telling the truth. I know it was all those years of alcohol and drug abuse that put him on the situation he is now , we tried to get him help over the years . I tried my best over the last year to force him to go and see a doctor and now I think it might be too late even if he recovers he might end up crippled for the rest of his life .  For any high functioning alcoholic/drug addict reading this, please seek help because sooner or later it will damage your body and the worst part it won’t just affect you but your love ones pay the price too .


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205,512 She's so difficult all the time. I can't take it. I can't even order dinner in a restaurant without her telling me I've done something wrong.

"You shouldn't have ordered the chicken with broccoli. You should have ordered the chicken with cashews."

"Please stop."

"I'm just saying you made a mistake. You ordered the wrong thing."

"I'm sure my chicken with brocolli will be fine."

"No it won't. You blew it. "

Moan.




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205,511 205510, everyone was once a bored 10th grade teen.  Most have done the same thing!


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205,510 It's that day where everyone posts where they were on 9/11. I was at home smoking weed and watching MTV. The school dismissed us shortly after the news started reporting the attacks, so that's what my friends and I went off to go do. I'm not sure what the school thought 2,000 unsupervised teenagers would do otherwise. I'm sure someone would get pissy if I admitted this, even though I was a 10th grader at the time. So it remains my secret to this day.


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205,508 There's the swimmer girl in the news. She won a high school swim meet. But was then disqualified because a referee noticed she had a wedgie and her two butt cheeks were touching.

I would be mortified if my wedgie was front page news across the country.


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205,507 I have been in a mood recently of forgiving those who wronged me. I sent out a few warm cheerful emails. Life is too short to hold a grudge. I'll see how this goes.


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205,506 When I was in school a class field trip would cost $2. My son just came home with the permission slip for his upcoming field trip. Cost: $150. You kidding me? Nothing but the finest for kids these days. We used to bring a brown bag lunch on the trip. Today's kids dine out at a fancy restaurant. This is so maddening to me.


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205,505 Finally, enough time has passed for the statute of limitations to run out. Now I'm able to share what I know.


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205,504 Yes, I see what all the fuss is about in the news today. Melania Trump is sending a secret subliminal message about 9/11. It's sewn into her coat. Do you see it? It clearly shows a plane crashing into a skyscraper. I am 100% certain. She wants terrorists to do it again. She should be impeached. Then jailed in Guantanamo Bay. Yea, that's what should happen......




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205,503 Out of nowhere my wife will bitterly start complaining about something random.

"You never do the laundry."

Definitely not true, but okay an hour later I do the laundry.

Then she complains she doesn't want me to do the laundry because I might mess something up. I haven't messed anything up, but she worries I might, so she forbids me from doing the laundry.

Like how am I supposed to process this? I should do the laundry but I shouldn't do the laundry. I'm lost.


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205,502 I know someone who decided to do an incredibly charitable act to help people who suffered from a terrible tragedy. She asked for donations but she donated her time, expertise and coordinated a huge response effort.  It’s really wonderful but something isn’t sitting right. I see a lot of pictures and everyone in them looks ecstatic. It feels good to help people but it’s kind of weird to be so happy when you’re helping people who are suffering. Also, why all the pictures and updates of all the help they’re providing? It’s as if all the praise and adulation for helping gets posted with every picture. I think it would mean more if it was just done quietly without all the recognition.


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205,501 My wife's brother was diagnosed with cancer. I listen to my wife and his siblings talk. They tell me he's going to die and there is no hope. Jeez, where's the optimism in this family? Medical science has become really good at curing whatever ails you. Look at Alex Trebek. His cancer diagnosis looked grim at first. But he's on the mend. Medicine works! But this group of naysayers I'm dealing with, it's as if they like the drama. I sense my wife pumps it up to uses it to her advatage. For example, when we are having a debate about something else entirely unrelated, she tells me I have to agree with her because after all her brother is dying... Like huh? This is why I have to buy her tennis lessons? Her entire family kind of creeps me out.


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205,500 Why do we say tuna fish, instead of just tuna? Doesn't everyone already know it's a fish? Do you ever order a chicken bird salad sandwich. Or a beef cow burrito?


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205,499 Why are school administrators so antagonistic towards parents? It's silly. I ask a simple question and they snap at me in a condescending tone. If they hate parents so much, they are in the wrong line of work.


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205,498 It is killing me to be in a relationship where the other person has zero interest in affection. That is what i thrive on and the person has no qualms about not giving me any.


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205,497 I've interacted with a woman on Facebook. We are not Facebook "friends". But I've had some back and forth conversations with her in a public forum. Like yesterday there was a thread about how campaign signs were anonymously stolen from front lawns. Many said this should never happen. I agree. She and others said they are glad it happened.

She just sent me a private message. It's in my "message request" folder, meaning I have to approve her ability to send me a message. I haven't. Because I can see the first few words of her message without granting approval. It says, "It was me. I stole the..."

Arg. I think she's about to confess to me that she stole the signs. I don't want to know this information. I would have an inner moral obligation, and possibly even a legal obligation, to inform law enforcement.

So there the message request sits on my screen, one click away from being fully visible.

But this is why I haven't responded to the message request. Plausible deniability. "She told me in a private message? Not possible, we aren't even connected to exchange private messages on Facebook..."

Arg. Why do people do bad things and why do they try to drag me into it.


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205,496 Ugh.  What a nightmare I just had.  I had a dream that I had raped a baby and a three year old.  Not a dream that I was in the process of committing the act, but a dream that I had done it, got away with it, and I was living with the guilt.  In the dream I did it because I was addicted to sex, and I became more and more depraved until I had done the awful deeds.  I was tearing my hair out wondering how I could do something so awful.  The anguish felt so real.  I am glad I woke up.


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205,495 When I ask my wife if she's ever had an affair, she says no. I don't believe her....... because when she asks me the same question I say no.... but it's a lie. She wonders why I don't believe her but I of course can't tell her.


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205,494 I can keep my cool and wait on you but I’m not used to it. Every  other man wants a chance. You’re the only one I want but you’re the hardest to attain.




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205,493 I will never have sex again with a woman unless I pay for it. This isn't by choice. I'm old (60) and tired looking. No one would ever date me. BTW, I would never pay for sex, so this means I'll never be having sex again.


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205,492 Oddly, my enemies are the only thing keeping me alive. I'd kill myself but I don't want them to have the satisfaction of smirking that I'm dead.


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205,491 I wish I had a loving wife. That would be so cool. Like if something goes wrong at work, I could come home and she'd be consoling. On other days I'd bring her trinkets. She might make a special dinner now and then. We'd go on vacation and enjoy each other's company. Man, all this would be great.

Don't get me wrong. I do have a wife. But my marriage is nothing like what I just described. No matter how hard I try to make all of the above work out, there is nothing but tension. She goes out of her way to see if she can find something to get mad about. It exhausts me.


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205,490 I've been working a part-time contractual position.  I'm a subcontractor working under the main contractor developing marketing and online content for businesses. They're paying me well, almost $80/hour.  I am making a lot of money in my spare time, almost $6,000 a month.

But the deadlines are insane.  I would get hours upon hours worth of work dumped on me with three days to do it.  I did so well they started throwing more work at me.  

Now they're throwing vague stuff at me.  I'm supposed to figure out what the companies want, and then write it.    The companies are apparently too lazy to even think about what they want.

I just spent days unable to type anything down because I couldn't figure out what the hell they were talking about.  I'm stressed about the deadline, too.

In response, I padded my hours by about 10% to compensate for the stress and bullshit.  I think I deserve it.


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205,489 One of my friends is unraveling mentally and it seems nothing we do helps.


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205,488 I know I’m supposed to say it’s not you, it’s me. But it really is you.


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205,487 Today's the day. It is primary day in my town. Either I was elected, or I wasn't. I'll know in a few minutes. I'm very nervous.


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205,486 It's depressing to live in this unfinished house. I never want to see 2x4s or that pink insulation again.


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205,485 It keeps happening to me where I meet someone in a group setting. We have a nice conversation. A few weeks go by. I meet them again and they have no memory of ever talking to me. I must be very boring! :(


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205,484 We agreed to get divorced. I'm sad. I mean I'm happy. I mean I'm sad.


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205,483 I bumped into an old friend. I haven't seen him in 15 years. I really liked his company back then. We were both easy going and laughed together at all the craziness around us. But we lost touch.

Now here I am bumping into him again. It was a shocker. He looks weathered and too thin. His cheeks are very red. I think he's been drinking too much. He said his wife left him and they are divorced. He lives in a studio alone. He sees his kids infrequently. He kept staring at the ground. He seemed broken.

I think I'm going to give it a day and then call him. I'll take him to lunch. Get a good meal in him. I'll make him laugh the way we used to. I'm going to fix this. He's a good guy. Sometimes good guys need a little help. This is my mission.


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205,482 I have diabetes. I don't need to a blood test to tell when my blood sugar is off. I can taste it. I get this sort of sweet metallic flavor in my mouth. The doctor doesn't believe me. But it's true. I think I must have a very sensitive taste buds.


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205,481 Constipation rules my life.


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205,480 I like staying up very late, like til 4 in the morning. I often go for walks at that hour. No one is around and I have the world to myself. It's my favorite time of the day.


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205,479 I have let go of two dreams in the last two weeks. I have seen my dreams come forth and o can see where I made the wrong decisions which led me to where I am at now. It sucks and I have to swallow this big old pill. I know somewhere down the road, my dreams will come back but I will be able to make the right decisions to make them come true. R goth now it just sucks.


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205,478 I feel lost right now. I am self destructing right now.


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205,475 Some marry a pretty woman. Others marry a warm woman. I married a mean woman.


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205,474 Something I'd like to know, what happens to semen when it goes in the back door. Does it get absorbed? Or does it come back out at a later time? I'm male. I've never had semen there. It's a question I can't answer for myself.


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205,473 Well, that didn't take long.  I pine over you for more than a year, leave, meet somebody for the first time, and completely forget about you.

Lost and lonely.  I sure am, indeed.


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205,472 Fake News Headline!



Oh is that right, Trump said the Bahamas full of bad gang members.

Wow, Trump is a bully. He’s saying everyone in the Bahamas is a bad gang member. Full of bad gang members! He’s such a terrible man to insult everyone in the nation.

Except….Here’s what he actually said:

“We have to be very careful. Everyone needs totally proper documentation. Look, the Bahamas had some tremendous problems with people going to the Bahamas that weren’t suppose to be there. I don’t want to allow people that weren’t supposed to be in the Bahamas to come into the United States… including some very bad people, and some very bad gang members, and some very very bad drug dealers.”

That’s quite different than saying the nation is filled with bad gang members.

Listen for yourself.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9896176/donald-trump-bahamas-gang-dorian/

Once again, the media makes things up. Their bias is ridiculously obvious. It’s fake news people, it’s fake news.



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205,471 A few weeks ago a woman posted a private picture here. It was well received. I wish others could join in.


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205,469 When on a diet nuts are good for you right? Therefore I can eat as many peanutbutter cookies as I want....


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205,468 I don't pick fights with people. But I do fight back. There's a difference.


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205,467 If it's in the house I'll eat it. So I don't keep hardly any food in the house.


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205,466 I make myself "happy" while driving solo on long road trips. It helps pass the time. A mom's gotta do what a mom's gotta do!


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205,465 A recent post of mine on social media alluded to some important personal success I’ve recently achieved with regards to my physical and emotional health. Not a single person asked me about it. Not sure if they are avoiding prying or simply uninterested. Maybe best not to think too much more about it.


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205,463 I think the world would be a better place if we all acted like this was heaven


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205,462 Word of caution. if you have a shared family icloud account, and you take pictures meant only for you and your spouse, these pictures can automatically end up in the icloud account for the rest of the family to see. This can lead to an unfortunate conversation with a 15 year old. "Mommy and Daddy love each other very much and sometimes we..."


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205,461 I think Wikipedia is missing out on an opportunity to make money to fund themselves. I'd gladly pay some nominal fee to access their site. Say $2 per month. It would easily be worth it to me. They could raise the cash they need to stay afloat.


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205,460 I miss making black men cum. I need his cock deep in my throat and to finish inside me. I want to make his toes curl and cuddle after. I miss the way he held me.


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205,459 my husband yells at me 24/7, and sometimes hits me. he also takes more than half my checks every payday just to go buy weed and gamble that money away.... refuses to get a job because "he's to ill" but magically feels better as soon as i get paid... falling behind on everything... i've relapsed with my eating disorder... everything is awesome. really. im not falling apart...

everything im doing feels like a scream for help... but no one is willing to listen to me....  i tried getting him into a program to help with the gambling... he gets kicked out on day one... and i get hell. im so fed up with his selectively altered memories that always make him out to be a victim... im being sued for a fucking fender bender from years ago... i wasnt even driving. HE WAS. but no... he wont fess up. two years ago he gets into another one. tries to have me purger myself in court saying i was in the car and driving knowing damn well i was not and that the driver he hit and the cop who was at the scene can verify this, he eventually takes a plea and gets community service. he's been to lazy to do any of it because "he's to sick"... i keep checking the warrants site in our county just waiting for his to show up, and the minute it does im paying someone to call it in. because that is what will set me free from him. this would be his 3rd strike... i will leave him to settle it on his own. i will not even try to bail him out. he can stay in jail this time. i will serve him with divorce papers, and focus on myself and my recovery ... get healthier both mentally and physically...

i long so much for the day his name appears on that site.


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205,458 I have a friend who drives me nuts. She does this really weird competitive thing. We'll be talking and she'll say, "I saw a TV show tonight, can you guess which one?"

I say no because how would I know what she watched. Then she gleefully tells me the name of the show as if she knew the answer to the question and I didn't, therefore she's smarter than me. Eye roll.



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205,457 It was pointed out to me recently that in 1999 there was a prediction our society would become so advanced that in 20 years we'd all be driving around in flying cars.

Well here we are 20 years later and we actual have to instruct people not to eat Tide pods.

We kinda went the other way.


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205,456 Pretty people are more subjected to sin


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205,455 I make a list of what to buy at the supermarket, then once I'm in the supermarket I try to remember what a wrote on the list which is still sitting on my kitchen table.


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205,454 A football player is wearing a $200,000 watch in his opening game?  To me it shows what morons sports people are. They get money and they have no idea how to handle it.


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205,453 My heart is beating funny again. Fuck.


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205,452 Honk your horn at me and I will follow you home.


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205,451 My 7-year old son was playing on my phone at dinner.  My wife had gone to the bathroom.  Suddenly, he came running around the table laughing.

“Dad!  I found one of your secret pictures and I wrote NO DATING on it!!”

He showed me the picture.  I had taken a screenshot of a picture a cute Facebook friend had posted with her titties hanging out.  I was planning on jerking off to it later.  My son had written NO DATING!!! across it.

I quickly said, “What??  Where’s that picture come from??” and deleted it immediately.

Guess it’s time to start being more careful.


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205,450 Worcestershire sauce needs a better name.


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205,449 How to keep minorities down, primarily African Americans, but also Latino’s to a certain extent. Constantly advertise and market unhealthy fast food to them. I see what has to be 90 percent of McDonalds ads targeting AA’s. Next step, while richer whiter neighborhoods see an explosion of healthy alternative restaurants opening and fast food, greasy spoon places shutting down, reopen them in poorer minority neighborhoods impacting their long term health. Where are the politicians addressing the real scourges which face minorities today.


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205,448 Welcome to my football season "diet". For the duration of the season I will stay out of the bars except for Sunday. Then I will enjoy some chicken wings & beer. No drinking for the rest of the week. Hopefully that will help me get things back under control.


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205,447 God my first orgy, complete disaster, arrived apprehensive but curious, started with introductions, first guy was talking about being a bottom and letting us all know he came prepared with extra long latex gloves, then the woman with an apothecary in her handbag who was triggered by the word “turtle”.....I’m outa here!


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205,446 My husband craves my pussy because I have a really huge clit. He loves it. He will drop everything to get this.
20 years of marriage and sex just about daily.


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205,445 When I dip my fries in ketchup, I pretend it's menstrual blood.


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205,444 I was talking to this guy. He seemed nice and seemed attracted to me. Then he said he has swallowed his own cum before. Not usually judgy but ugh. To me that's gay, which isn't the bad part. It's also just gross.


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205,443 My wife's sister is a bitch. She's so pushy and demanding. I only see her once a year and I can't stand her. I always thought her husband deserved better. About 10 years ago he finally left. He filed for divorce and was done with her. I wanted to cheer, but it was my wife's sister so I had to be careful. About a year later the guy remarried. I thought it was a bit quick. But now I get it. He wanted to show his ex he was never the problem. It was her all along. No one would be dumb enough to marry her again. This has proven to be so true. I ran into him recently. He is cheerful and easy going and still married to his second wife, who by the way is delightful. My wife's sister on the other hand is still single. Guys come and go in her life. Each one is a step further down the ladder. They last a few months and flee. She will die alone. This gives me faith that bad things happen to bad people.


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205,442 Most people just want to get drunk and party. Me, I want to be serious, work hard, and accomplish great things. Mine is a very lonely life.


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205,441 I threw out my back fucking a dude.


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205,440 It's that time of year when all the politicians pretend to care about 9/11.


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205,439 I knowingly gave a woman chlamydia. I'm not proud of this.


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205,438 Last year a developer announced he wanted to build a funeral home smack dab in the middle of a nearby residential neighborhood. The 100 or so houses around the proposed site went nuts. They didn't want to drive by death everyday. They rallied to try and stop it. They called my neighborhood association and asked for help. They wanted to know if we could stand with them in solidarity and speak out at meetings and hearings.

We decided to help and it worked. The developer canceled the plans to build in their neighborhood. But then he announced new plans to build the funeral home in my neighborhood.

Ha! We defeated him once, we can defeat him again. Together strong!

We called the original neighborhood association - the one we helped - to plan out our strategy.

They have never called us back. Not a one of their people will take our calls.

Welcome to suburbia.


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205,437 When the bride weighs more than the groom I figure he must be very insecure.


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205,436 It's too much effort to get divorced and find a new spouse. I think my current bad spouse knows this and takes full advantage.


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205,435 Why do I always bump into people I know when I haven't yet taken a shower? Note to self: Don't go to the market in the morning without first brushing my teeth and bathing!


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205,434 Did you enjoy what you did before? Did it make you feel good? Cause I gotta say, I'm enjoying it now.


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205,433 I'm tracking you right now on your phone.


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205,432 People are too freaking weird. What's all the fuss over a jeep stuck in the sand at Myrtle Beach? It's a jeep. It's stuck. Waves hit the jeep. Therefore our moronic society is posting selfies with the jeep. Musicians are showing up and singing songs. All the news stations are airing stories of this non-story.

People died in this storm. Tens of thousands are homeless. But people are focused on taking a selfie with a jeep stuck in the sand.

I'm not like the rest of you.




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205,431 I'm not even angry that you lied to me. I'm angry because I believed you. I feel stupid for falling for you and for still missing you. You were a great salesman. But you really didn't have to lie. It hurts too much and you don't care. Who knew this was dating in your 30s?


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205,430 Some people enjoy being assholes. They don't see it as a personality flaw. To them it's a planned out personality feature.


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205,429 Then there was the time my wife was going away on an overnight trip to visit a female friend. It would only be one night. She was leaving Sunday afternoon. She would be back home in 24 hours. I helped her put her bag in the car. We waved goodbye. She backed out of the driveway. I headed into the garage. A minute later I heard the screen door on the house slam shut. I went to investigate. There was my wife coming down the stairs from our bedroom. She said she forgot something. In her hand she was trying to conceal two sexy thongs...

And this is why I hate women.


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205,428 Such corruption where I work. You wouldn't believe how much innocent people get ripped off.


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205,427 My wife buys food, takes one taste, decides she doesn't like it, and then that's it. The food item will sit in the fridge until it rots and I throw it out. She doesn't care. Wasting my money is a bonus to her.


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205,426 I went to buy shoes today.  Two ladies standing behind the counter, one younger who helped me buy the shoes and one older ringing me up.  I buy my shoes and begin to walk out.  I hear the younger woman say to the older woman...

"He was a nice looking man!"

I had to look around... no other guy there.  How could she have been talking about me?

Why I can't just accept that maybe I'm not completely ugly?


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205,425 I'm planning on moving away form here in a few weeks. Before I go, the always-pleasant-me is going to tell all the obnoxious douches around here exactly what I think of them.


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205,424 I'll say it again, stay away from Sweden. They are out of control. First they arrest the BLACK American rapper. Because, well, he's black, and you know, black people must guilty of a crime and sent to prison.

Now today, the Swedish lawyer who represented the black rapper - he got shot in the head. How dare he aid a black man. Of course he should be killed....

Cancel your vacation plans. Boycott Sweden.  


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205,423 I’m so bored with porn.
F/35



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205,422 It's been a year. And when we were together she made everything so dam difficult. And after a 5 year relationship I still haven't figured out what her true feelings for me were.
And yet...
not a day passes that I don't contemplate the whole dam thing.
The good, the bad. All of my misery and frustrations and all of my absolute love and understanding of her quirks and demons. This is all a lesson that the Universe is teaching me, I guess.
I could honestly use some words of wisdom and or support.

That's my secret my friends.


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205,421 My wife. I'm tired of this being the main negative thrust of my life. She clearly doesn't like me or our children. She's constantly going out and leaving us at home. I don't think she's been here for even a single evening in weeks. Workouts and dinner with friends occupy her time. I've been bringing it up recently with her. In response, today she suggested in a text that we go away for the weekend. Just the two of us. She knows of a hotel in the mountains about 4 hours away. She said it will give us time to reconnect.

I was immediately suspicious. I did a little digging. Turns out some members of her workout group are participating in a big bike race there this weekend. That's why she wants to go. But she doesn't like driving long distances, so she invited me along to be her chauffeur.

So tired of this......


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205,420 Im paying to go on a deep sea fishing trip. But im not going
Too late to cancel but im fucking terrified.


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205,419 I left my boyfriend in the wake of meeting somebody else I was more interested in. I didn’t cheat but I didn’t really have a good reason to walk away either. My boyfriend wasn’t all that bad, could be boring but was good to me in general and I believe he really loves me still, actually I know for a fact he does.  Been trying things out with the new guy, And while he is a little less boring and the sex is a little better, life with him is very difficult. We are broke all the time and anytime I spend my own money I get bitched out by him even though it’s my money. He doesn’t do anything to improve his situation what he does is gripe And have  little meltdowns when he gets the slightest bit frustrated. His mother lives With him and they constantly and terribly bicker throughout the day.    He just got a DUI, will not even consider retaining any kind of attorney even though I know from personal experience that he absolutely does need one unless he wants to get locked up. The fact of the matter is that although things are sometimes boring with my ex-boyfriend I miss the ease in which we got through our day due to him being responsible, Him being willing to go get what he wants in life, and his tendency to encourage me when I was feeling down on my own life. I gave up A much less stressful life for a loser, And Seeing that is what I did was make me realize that I need to be less of a loser and that I need to patch things up with my ex before it’s too late. I hope I can be less of a loser and be someone who deserves him going forward. I hope he will even take me back to begin with. I’m sorry dear. I really am.


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205,418 I want to text you bc I'm lonely. I need to feel wanted and pretty and worthy of your time and attention. But it's been ages since we've dated or even seen each other. I know you'd respond. You always do. But I feel like I'm annoying. I shouldn't feel this way at 30 about a 35 year old man. I miss you and the way you made me feel.


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205,417 There's a guy online. I'll call him John. What a scary man. If someone posts, "Hi John, I'm afraid I disagree with your assessment of the issue," he'll angrily write back, "You're doxxing me. You're using my name. I'm calling the police!"

Holy crud John - er, I mean, holy crud person with no name - you need to be medicated.


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205,416 Every time you post something criticizing the good deeds of others, I'm going to repost the screen shot of you mocking a woman with cancer.


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205,415 I have a friend who puts herself out there. She posts videos on Youtube talking about her life, her beliefs, her desires. Sometimes she'll show a quirky dance move. Sometimes she'll film herself putting on makeup and new clothes. Like she's just living her life out loud for all of us to observe.

There's a vocal contingent of bullies in town who put her down for this. They make scathing remarks. They say she's an attention whore.

I have to admit, when I first saw a video of her dancing in her kitchen, I cringed. I felt very uneasy. It disturbed me. I turned off my computer and walked away shaking my head.

But a few hours later I watched the video again. And again.

I realized something. I wasn't uneasy because she was dancing on video for the whole town to see. I was uneasy because deep down I was jealous. She has the ability to be so open. I do not. She bares her soul. I hide mine away. My uneasiness was due to my short comings, not hers.

I then looked at all her haters. Same thing. They are jealous of her. Deep down they wish they could be her. But they are not. And with a typical human twist, they blame her for revealing their own secret insecurities.

I now recognize this woman as completely refreshing. Her energy and enthusiasm for life is infectious. To heck with the haters. Dance on my friend.


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205,414 They can see you typing through the camera on your device.


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205,413 Fake news. Again.

Here's what news agencies are reporting that Trump said about Alabama and Dorian:



Here's what Trump actually said,

"In addition to Florida - South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama will most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated. Looking like one of the largest hurricanes ever."

See the twisting of the facts? Trump didn't say Alabama will be hit (end of sentence). Trump didn't say Alabama and only Alabama will be the ground zero for the storm. Trump said because the hurricane is now so large, Alabama will likely be hit harder than they originally thought.  Meaning - if the original forecast was for Alabama to get a few light showers, then it could be worse now that the hurricane has grown in size.

Don't be a nummy and believe everything you hear in the news. They lie.


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205,411 Somebody commented about how women get "vibes" about when their husbands are somehow emotionally involved with another woman.

It's absolutely true.

Last ight my wife asked me if I was mad at her.  I realized that I had been heavily thinking about this woman at work.

She didn't know about the other woman, but she knew that my emotions were switched off from her and away to something else.  Women know these things.  And women talk to each other, too.


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205,410 I don’t like my birthday. It’s coming up next month and I just want it overwith. I go into this funk because it reminds me I’m another year closer to the age I’ll die at and that my looks will start fading. I wonder if my boyfriend and I will get married in the future. I never wanted to be an old maid but also don’t want to be with the wrong person. It all just bums me out. I don’t know if 31 is considered old (especially because I still look 25? lol), but it feels like time is running out.

During the rest of the year, these thoughts rarely cross my mind, and I live my life like a normal human being. This time of year drives me insane.


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205,409 I made dinner yesterday like I always do. My wife sneered and said she didn't want it. She said she was going out to eat. She left me home with the kids. This is typical. In the middle of the night she returned. She was drunk. I can tell because when she's drunk she tries to sneak in the back sliding door because it's quieter. But last night the back sliding door was locked. In her drunken state she didn't think it through. She yanked on the door. It wouldn't budge. She yanked repeatedly. Finally she tugged so hard the little lock broke and he door popped out of the track. Then it wouldn't move at all. So there it was partially open but unable to move in any direction. All this woke me. I went down to investigate. My wife was laid out on the couch slurring some curse words. It was clear the door was out of whack. I could leave it like that til morning. But the mosquitoes would get in. So I got out a few tools. I adjusted the rollers under the door to get the thing back on the track. At least I could shut the door to keep the bugs out. But the lock was busted clean off. I'd have to track down a new one. It took me half an hour to sort all this out. Meanwhile my wife was sleeping. I put a blanket on her and went back to bed. This is what my marriage is like most days.


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205,408 I can’t wait for the last tourist to leave my gym. Thanks for the visit, don’t miss that plastic surgery appointment back home..
Buh bye now! You all used to leave by now, what’s with this loitering?!

You’ve honked all summer, cut us off, made our prices go up, left no tip, and made the lines a million miles long. Puh-lease don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

I can’t believe I was a tourist once.  The longer I live here, as much as I love it, I question my resolve to be able to live in a tourist town during the height of the season. My balance always gets knocked out of whack, my self care goes to crap and my well is definitely depleted. I feel like a shell. A bitter, curmudgeonly old shell of a person. Aged beyond my years.

Get the hell out of here already!!!!!!! You suck!!!!!!!

That’s my spot in the gym, damn it!!!!!


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205,406 I only stay married because he makes good money.
My kids deserve to have a stable childhood so I’ve made my mind up to just be here for them so they don’t have to suffer through the stress and anxiety of us divorcing and them splitting time between parents.
That’s my sacrifice. That and, I don’t think love truly exists.
My husband cheated on me and I will never love him, but I have given up on my own happiness that I really don’t care about myself anymore.


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205,403 My wife doesn't respond to texts or answer her phone when she's in a mood. Multiple times I've told her she needs to put on her big girl pants and respond when I contact her, because it might be important. She continued to play the drama queen and ignore me when she felt like it. This morning I turned off her cell service. Hey it's my dime. Why should I pay for her phone if she doesn't answer her phone. She's called me via landline about 20 times since she realized I shut her down. I've ignored her calls. It's very satisfying.  


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205,402 When I drink I get sad.
Because I am thinking about Gabriel.
I tried to chord that shit a long time ago, but it grows right back.



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205,401 So many bad people in the world. I think by the time I get to heaven, it will be a ghost town.


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205,400 My wife vapes.


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