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214,919 I’m in my later 40s and love this newer fitness mentality for younger women these days I see in the gym. These women are thick (not fat), strong and have muscles but are not bulky at all. I see those stick thin women my age and older, with so little muscle their skin still hangs in certain places because there is no underlying muscle to make it taut. They exercise and don’t eat, looks gross to me. Yet I am dumbfounded that guys my age still overwhelming prefer this look. Comments?


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214,918 E and C, I know yall were the ones who stole my box of condoms.

I won't say anything. I hope yall put them to good use.


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214,916 I have a friend who is madly in love with a woman for years who will never love him back in the way he wants. She views him as “brother”/best friend but spends an inordinate amount of time with him. They are just about always together. He has expressed his feelings many times and the closest they came to intimacy was a very short period of kissing. He has had no other relationships except for some very occasional sex he has had with women from dating sites and it went nowhere. He has options, but all he wants is her. Between work and the time she spends with him, unless he cuts it off, he does not even have time for another relationship

Now for me, I’m also madly in love with a woman, a different one. She has made it clear she does not want a real romantic relationship with me. We have sex once or twice a week, spend a very small amount of time together. We text regularly and also talk on the phone once or twice a week for 30-60 min. The sex is the best I have ever had. I routinely see other women and have romantic relationships, but they are not her. None of these other relationships are a secret from her and she is not jealous of them. We are FWBs.

This comes down to the heart wants what the heart wants. We both are self aware knowing we need to change the situations, but can’t bring ourselves to do so.

We are both older than these women, both decent looking guys, decent jobs. Both of us have had women chase after us to this minute, but not the two women we want. How fucked up is this.




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214,915 There was an old vet driving a large loud motorcycle around during school dismissal. He scolded people driving 15 mph to SLOW DOWN for the kids!!  He tried to talk to the kids leaving school too.

He’s one of those old guys who LOVES the cops and wants kids to view him as a Santa figure.

So I called the cops on his ass and now he’s no longer allowed to harass the children walking home and the parents trying to drive their kids home.

The cops came to his house, caught him in the act, gave him a citation and the creep is now leaving the kids alone.

Yeah, the marine corps vet that looks like a soccer mom is protecting your kids; not the old fake patriot with a bazillion flags on his motorcycle.

You’re a joke old man. And you’re in the effing way. The moms want you to leave our kids alone!!!


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214,913 My ex-boyfriend used to claim to be suicidal to win petty arguments, get me to pay his bills, etc.  I finally got out of there.

He went on to date another woman I knew.  When they broke up, she told me he used to threaten to kill himself to manipulate her as well.

I looked him up on Facebook.  30 years later and he's still alive, now dating a much younger woman with 2 small kids -- I wonder how he's controlling her..  Longest lived "suicidal" person I ever saw.



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214,912 Thinking of taking this new job at a dentist's office, but they don't offer health insurance.  Ugh this sucks


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214,911 I’ve wanted to die everyday since I was 6 years old. Few failed attempts and Im 31. I can’t now, I have kids.


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214,910 I love living in Las Vegas. I can imagine living other places also, but this will always be *my* home! It's the only city where I can get everything I want without anyone else's help.


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214,907 I hate being right about you ALL THE TIME.


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214,906 I overheard something disturbing yesterday. A woman in my town, who I vaguely know, was telling her friend how she'd gone to get her vaccine at (national drugstore chain). They took her information, checked her ID, stamped and dated her vaccination card and directed her to another area to get the shot. Instead, she did what someone else had told her to do - she walked out. Weeks later, she showed back up with her card to "get" the second dose, and again walked out. She then said her other friends and family are doing the same. Her friend asked why they were doing this, and she said because they don't want to get the vaccine, but they need it to be able to travel.

With people like this, we're doomed. I wonder if there's a way to report this.


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214,905 Damn bullets are expensive.


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214,904 Update #3

I'm the guy who got caught by his roommate (214711, 214759, 214818) if you wanna get caught up.


So basically a week went by since the last time anything happened but there was defenit, palpable tension in the air.  Lots of lingering looks and such.  She's been sitting closer to me and doing things like getting up to go to the kichen at the same time.  Little touches when I make her laugh. We both know whats up but neither one of us is going to flat out make any type of move. Like I said before its basically a game of masturbation chicken and the goal is to make it happen without being overly obvious.  Its still gotta seem like an accident.  I decided to make my next move.

On Saturday morning I laid in my bed and waited until I heard movement from her room. I know she gets out of bed and pees in the morning almost right away so I make a break for the shower and leave the bathroom door open 50ish percent. I know she will most likely have to come into the bathroom so I started slowly jerking off. Just enough to keep myself hard and excited but not so much that if anything goes down I blow my load the second she looks at it (its a real thing that happens to everyone ok!).  The door to the shower is glass but like kinda frosted so you can see but not clear as day. I hear her door open.  I make sure I'm angled nicely and I up the pace a little and let out a few big breaths and a couple of soft moans.  Just enough so she knows. Sure enough she comes and pops her head through the door and she just says "I HAVE TO PEE"... I act surprised and tell her thats fine I don't mind.  So she sits down and starts peeing.  THEN she says "don't stop on my account". Jackpot! So I keep doing my thing. I make sure that she can tell whats happening but not a full view. I know she's done peeing but she is still sitting there. I let out a few more soft moans.  She finally gets up and stands there for a second and says "are you gonna cum?".  Which I do fucking INSTANTLY.  She lets out a little "mmmm" and then walks out.

Fast forward a little while and I am all dressed and I head into the living room and sit down with her and she goes "in OUR shower.  Really?" and I'm just like "sorry is that not allowed?" and she says "its fine I do it all the time! Why do you think my showers are so long?" We both laugh a bit and then everything is normal. We are just chilling together.

Fast forward another few hours after we have both been apart. She did some shopping and I ran a few errands and got some groceries. She is in her room assembling a new desk she bought (to save a long story she bought a desk for her room and had to rearrange it so her bed is now in front of the door).

Fast forward to Sunday morning.  We are both up and she asks me if I am showering or if its okay if she goes first.  I OBVIOUSLY let her go first because A. I am a gentleman and B. She's fucking for sure going to make the next move. So she goes into the shower but closes the door.  Bummer.  I sit on the couch seat closest to the door for maximum listening.  Nothing.  She's just taking a shower. Double bummer. So I just go about my business.  Then she finishes her shower. After a few seconds the door pops open and she says "I forgot my towel". I ask her if she wants me to grab it for her. Then she says "do you care if I just come out?". OF COURSE I FUCKING DON'T (is what I'm thinking). What I say is "uhh no..." (fuck I'm smooth). So she walks out fully naked. She makes the 15 or so foot walk from the bathroom door to her bedroom completely naked but she holds her boobs for like the first 2 or 3 strides and then gets over it. I see everything. 10/10! She' insanely gorgeous and has an amazing body. Thanks God. I'd like to note that she's also awesome and fun to be around so while I am for sure being objective I also think she's smart and funny and I am equally if not more attracted to those qualities.  But as this is a secret about roommate masturbation lets get back on track.  She's hot AF! Her ass might be the best thing I've ever seen. I mean she always wears leggings so I had an idea but actually seeing it was a whole different story. Anyway she goes into her room and closes the door and that's the end of that.  Not what I was expecting but still awesome.  So now is the ball back in my court?  Does she want to see me naked?  I mean she kinda did before first with the mirror and then through the glass but never like full naked walking past her. I have to shower so I go jump in and ponder my next move.

Fast forward 10 minutes and I get out of the shower and I get ready to shave.  That's when I hear her.  She is audibly masturbating.  Like zero doubt. I can hear her through the bathroom door. I decide to get a better listen and open the bathroom door and step out. That's when it happens! Not only is her door wide open.  But I now remember that she moved her bed to face her door. There she is. She's still completely naked. Face down with her ass in the air. Knees spread FAR apart. She has her hand up in between from underneath and she's rubbing herself. She's moaning really loud and her ass is bouncing up and down (still 10/10). I watch for what feels line an eternity and then I decide to walk over to the entrance of her door. I keep watching from there for a bit and then I let out a similar "mmmm" to the one she did. Which actually startles her a bit! I think she knew I was watching but didn't know I walked up to the door. She stops and looks back at me and just lets out a sigh and says "hey". I say hey back. We stare at each other for a second. Not sure what to do or what she wants I decide to play it a bit safe.  I ask her if she's going to cum? She says "mmhm I'm so close. She rolls over and shows me EVERYTHING and starts rubbing her clit. I am still unsure of what she wants so I just stay in the doorway and watch her. Eye contact.  Lots of eye contact. She looks down at my dick which is visibly hard through my towel. She tells me not to be shy.  So I I take it out for her to see. I'm already literally dripping (it happens to everyone ok!). She tells me I should cum too. So I start jerking off at the slowest fucking pace with the absolute most gentle touch humanly possible. I've worked hard (haha) to get here and I'm not going to blow it (HAHA) by cumming right away. We watch each other for a little bit and then she inches herself to the end of the bed. She tells me she's really close and I tell her I am too (fucking understatement of the year). She asks me to come closer so I do. I am now standing in between her legs at the edge of the bed. He knees are more or less resting on my hips.  She's moaning and moaning and then she asks me if I I'm going to cum on her. I ask her if she wants me to. She nods yes and and smiles. That's when she tells me she's cumming. FINALLY! I also cum. Now as I mentioned I am a gentleman so I aim body/boobs. But I am worked up. I hit neck and chin. As its happening I just pray I dont catch eyes or hair. I cum so hard I literally almost go down. I have to rest my knees on the front of the bed. It's amazing.

Fast foward 30 or 40 seconds and we are just chilling staring at eachother catching our breath.  She sits up. Lookks down at herself and laughs at me.  I tell her sorry I was aiming for your stomach.  She tells me not to worry about it. She doesn't mind. Then she looks at my dick.  Licks the tip (which is sensitive as fuck at present). She stands up and pulls me in for a quick kiss. Which is mostly my cum on her chin and on her tongue from likcing me. Still nice though! We both get cleaned up and basically go about our day.

That was Sunday.  It is now Tuesday and again nothing else has happened. Didn't even really talk about it.  Is this going to be a continuous thing? Are we going to keep playing this weird game? Does it end at masturbation or do we keep pushing boundries? Are we just like masturbation buddies?  Does it lead to sex?  Does it lead to something more than just sex. And by more than sex I mean a relationship. Not like butt stuff.  But also maybe butt stuff? Would either of us even want that?  Or was that the climax of our encounter?  Is that what it was leading to and now that's it? It's done. Back to normal. Do I want normal? Can we go back? So many questions!!! Not sure what will happen or even what I want to happen. Most fun I've had in a  year though. What do you guys think?  Keep it going or just be happy with what happened and don't push it?





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214,903 I haven’t done anything for my wife for Mother’s Day.

Why should I celebrate my slave? I don’t want her thinking that she’s worth anything.


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214,901 I care deeply about how we as a country are pulling out of this pandemic. I care about global warming.  I care about trans youth.  

But right now, I just want an update from the guy who has been playing cat and mouse with the hot masturbating roommate.  Where are you man????


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214,900 Sometimes I don’t have compassion for our cat. She’s really reactive and whenever i move an inch, she jumps and flees. I’m realizing that her instincts are just not a housecats, but she becomes terrified when she goes outside. Poor cat.
Ok then this is where I sometimes lack compassion. Sometimes im just so annoyed with her. I’m walking to the bathroom and she freaks out as if I was chasing her. Then, we just cleaned up our new place. Maybe it disturbed her? She meows and cries and we check her food and water, she’s been to the vet recently. She had plenty of soft surfaces to be on. She reminds me of a soft, complainy, special snowflake ( I’m not saying I can’t be the latter) but like come on. I once told her to get a life.


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214,899 I’ve hidden my vaccination card because I’m scared that my husband will try to hide/steal/destroy it.

He tried to make me late for the first shot.

He gave me the silent “I’m mad at you” treatment after the second shot.

He’s an abusive psycho - I do not trust him at all.


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214,898 The drop in teen pregnancy alone should tell you how much more responsible  these kids are than the Boomers.

My MIL is a boomer that seems very proud of getting knocked up in high school and then making her parents take care of the baby until she graduated.

Seriously kids - you ARE lightyears ahead of these boomers and you are the most helpful people.

BOOMERS are selfish and suck. Can’t wait for all of them to expire.


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214,897 They wanna pass bills on transgenderism. We're dealing with mass extinctions and they wanna regulate people's genitals. Cause that's super important, the genitals of people you'll probably never meet. Not survival, not improving quality of life. Genitals and sex, that's what we need to really nail down at this moment in history.


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214,895 Every time I see Star Wars fans cry over how much Disney fucks it up, I smile.

I hate Star Wars and their fans.

Fuck you.  :)  You're so annoying.


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214,894 If you put the effort into Mothers Day that you do into snooping my phone and sending fake messages then I would have an insanely good Mothers Day.

But you continue to believe that I’m a crappier mother than your white trash mom. So all you find in my phone what shitty people your family is made of.

I can’t to kick these assholes out of my life.


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214,892 I feel nauseated all the time.


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214,891 1) She is married
2) Her husband is gay and sleeps around.
3) She takes terrible care of herself. She weighs 250 pounds.
4) Her daughter is a heroin addict.

But she wants an explanation why I'm not interested in dating her.


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214,890 I'm clearly suffering from the new thing "reentry anxiety". To combat it I've been taking baby steps. For example, I'm forcing myself to bathe everyday. This is forward motion for me.


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214,889 I understand it's illegal to shoot your dog. But what if the dog is really annoying and deserves to be shot?


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214,888 Over the years, I have posted many a thought on this website and now it is time I coalesced a couple of those into a new post.

My parents basically walked out on me and left me to my devices at 14. Which was bad enough, when you think of it. But that came on the heels of my mother absolutely refusing to mother me. She admitted early on (I must have been 7 or 8) that she never wanted kids and that she despised being a parent. She never hugged me, never kissed me, hardly ever looked my way, never had a nice word (or a word for that matter) for me. She would criticize me or ignore me, nothing in between.

Because I was severely starved of human contact at a young age (my dad was in the picture but that's another story), I grew up to be an adult with Reactive Attachment Disorder - I don;t bond with other human beings, I don't seek human contact (as in, physical), I dislike being touched/held, I have a hard time relaxing around others because I do not trust them to not hurt me, I MAKE myself look people in the eyes but I'd prefer not to etc etc etc...I view others as people who may or may not betray me (the former, probably).... It's hell on earth to live like this.

I've gone to therapy, I understand the ins and outs of the condition and I have tried pretty much eerything to course correct, to no avail. It really is what it is at this point.

A couple of weeks ago, I was informed through distant relatives who know where to find me (eventhough I now live half a world away from these people) that my mother, whom I had not spoken to since 2002 and whom I had not been in the physical presence of since 1996, was on the verge of passing away and would I please reach out to her as she had asked for me to.

I did not. I would not. I could not.

There is/was no animosity on my part. Just indifference. A complete and utter lack of interest. The fact that I knew she was on her deathbed barely gave me pause long enough to shrug.

She walked out on my when I was a young teen and I was placed (at my request) in a group home, and then I emancipated at 16.

The last time I was in the same room with her, I was 24.

The last time I spoke to her, I was 30.

I am now about to turn 50, once divorced (14 month marriage), childless, no relationship, a veritable island of solitude made human.

The only real though I had when I was told she had indeed died was, well that means I am next in the pecking order. Her passing away cristalized my own mortality. And despite the morbid thought, I still cannot muster a tear for her.

Cut to today, when I was informed that her notary will forward me "something" on her behalf - probably a letter. I don't even know how I feel about that, beside outrage. How dare she reach out to me from beyond the grave? What could she possibly have to say that could wipe away 50 years of wrestling with emotional inadequacy?

I am not angry or sad she died, but I am positively PISSED OFF she dared think she could be absent from my entire life only to be present in death.

She had no idea (no one does) the amount of self-control and ascetic discipline I had to develop in order to become a (somewhat) functioning member of society. I live in a veritable house of cards which requires my utmost concentration to keep from falling apart and here she is, merrily kicking at it from the 9th circle of Hell. The sheer audacity , lack of self awarenedd and lack of consideration for me is staggering.

I feel physically ill at the notion that something she has touched is going to land in my mailbox soon. I am going to need to be medicated when that letter finally arrives. as it might be enough to send me over the edge once and for all.
How I am going to handle opening and reading it is impossible for me to fathom at this point. I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there.



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214,886 I'm winding down. I don't have the strength anymore. My youth is long over. I had many dreams when I was younger. I accomplished some of them. But not all. I suppose I should be happy. But it's very depressing right now knowing my productive time in this world is over.


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214,885 I spent the last three hours using Lysol and scrubbing down everything in sight. My daughter came up to me and asked if this is the last time. I started to cry. I don't know why.


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214,884 I'm so sad about Bill and Melinda Gates getting divorced. I mean they had all the money in the world, and fame, and power. Yet they were still unhappy. If it couldn't work for them, what chance do the rest of us have?


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214,883 I'm always nice to people. Even when they are rude I'm nice to them. Usually my niceness de-escalates their attitude and they become more reasonable. I don't fault them on this. They were caught up in the moment and emotional. I get that. No need to apologize.

But an odd side effect I see too often. Some 3rd party observers put me down for being nice. They say I'm insincere. They have called me names implying I'm weak and a pushover for being nice. So strange. Because nope, I'm just being nice because I'm always nice. I wish they would stop laying into me for being nice.


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214,882 Florida has experienced millions of cases of Covid and over 35,000 deaths. It's one of the worst places in the country for the virus. Yet today their Governor lifted all pandemic related restrictions.

Please everyone, never vote republican again. Never.


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214,880 I deeply miss a much younger girl I had a very brief fling with years ago~


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214,879 I despise quite a few of my wife’s female friends, nice enough people but largely indigent and train wrecks with regard to their health, years of inactivity! Can’t even walk fifty yards without looking as though they’ll have a heart attack~


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214,877 I’m done. 8 years, 2 houses, 3 kids. I’m done. I’m leaving. I’m running. I hate you. How did I ever love you. Goodbye.


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214,876 I miss you. Watching you smile, the sound of you sleeping. I miss you next to me.


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214,875 My neighbor is very sweet to me.  She is so hot !  She invited me over, she knows I am married.


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214,874 Law enforcement is watching everything you do. I'm not talking about some generalized case of big brother looking over our shoulder. I'm talking about you. Law enforcement is watching specifically you. All your online activity. All you phone records. When you go out you have been followed. The hammer is going to come down hard.


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214,873 I broke up with my long time date six months ago. Since then I've had a few women wanting to go out with me. I've had fun talking with them. No sex. No in person get togethers because of the pandemic. I knew them and saw them in person before the pandemic though. But I have no interest in dating any of these women. I've told them this. Politely. I'm so disappointed in how my last relationship ended. I'm turned off from women. I feel like they are schemers. But a few of these women keep coming back and pressing the dating issue. Please leave me alone. The more you try to guilt me into seeing you, the more I dislike you.


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214,872 I think vaccines should be mandatory. What's more, if an individual uses a forged vaccination card to get into some venue, the punishment should be severe jail time. They are putting innocent people at grave risk. This is exactly why we have jails, to remove scum like that from society.


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214,871 I am planning on killing myself.
When you’re really suicidal, you don’t tell people you know. You hide your true depression from your family and your friends.
This is how I know I mean it.
I would never tell anyone I know this.


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214,870 People hate it when you don't give up.


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214,864 We're all doomed as the current state of affairs has come to this:
(Colorado woman apparently killed by a black bear and not a brown bear.)
"Black bears, a name that describes a species rather than color, are the only bears in Colorado."


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214,863 When I was a kid there was a older woman in town who would walk backwards on the sidewalks. Or sideways. Or do deep lunges. She also talked too much if you crossed her path. And she showed too much exuberance at everything. We all learned she was "off" and stayed away from her.

As an adult I learned that every town has a nut job like this. I don't know. As they get older they do these strange exercises in public as a way of getting attention?

In this past year I've learned my sister-in-law has become this person. She prances around the streets with these weirdo movements. On Facebook, people talk about the strange lady. It's embarrassing. I kinda hope she gets hit by a car.


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214,862 "While 54 percent of Americans who’ve had at least one vaccine shot continue to always mask up in public, just 41 percent of unvaccinated Americans say they do the same."

So vaccinated people are wearing masks, as they should. But unvaccinated people are the ones NOT wearing a mask.

My God Americans are fucking stupid. I think it's the end of the line for their nation. Too many imbeciles.


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214,861 At a BBQ. How do these men, and women,,enjoy each other after years and years? Worn down, lifeless, yuck.


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214,860 FYI, hand sanitizer works as deodorant in a pinch.  You're welcome.


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214,859 When I'm at the playground with my 3 year old and we're the only ones there, we have our masks off. As soon as another family approaches, everyone puts their masks on.

But then, without fail, one of the other parents says "oh, you don't have to put a mask on just for us".  They say this earnestly, even though they just put on their own masks as they got near to us, like they don't want me to feel obligated.  

I don't get it. I live in the most liberal suburb of my city. We wear masks to help stop the spread yet they insist I don't need to do my part to protect them. Odd right?  They don't know me or if I'm carrying the virus. If anyone approaches me at the playground without a mask, I leave.  


Next time, I think I'll follow up by saying, "Why not?" Maybe that will get me an answer.


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214,858 Women like jerks because we're way more fun and better in bed than nice guys.


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214,857 Patient record keeping and careful attention to detail can easily defeat Gaslighting attempts.


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214,856 Limerence is a romantic obsession that is often a "self-medication" strategy some people fall into to lessen their  emotional pain.  It's basically an addiction, but instead of using booze or drugs to get high, you "get high" off of the thought of being in a romantic relationship with an "idealized" version of a person.  Intrusive thoughts of the person go through your head throughout the day.  It's not an urge to have "power" over a person, like a stalker or a rapist.  Very often there's not even a sexual urge for the person, it's just this deep desire to be with a person and to know that the romantic feeling is reciprocated.  You start looking for "signs and signals" from the person that they're interested back.  It fades out after a few years, but it's a pain in the ass to deal with.

I'm a limerent.  I've had three limerence experiences in my life, with all three occurring during times of deep emotional pain and loss.  I went 20 years without any limerence experiences, and then another emotional hit came and I stumbled back into limerence with a younger coworker who I don't even know and barely speak with.  But I've built her up in my head to be this imaginary person who can "solve" all my problems if she just likes me back.

Thankfully, I know what's going on in my head, and I know why it's going on.  But I hate the intrusive thoughts of this woman I don't even know.  It's like a dose of heroin to think about her, like an addiction high.  I look at her social media all the time, which is common of limerents in the tech age.  It's easier than always trying to find excuses to pass by a girl's house like in the old days.

I do know for a fact that I am somewhere in the mind of this young woman, because of a few things she's done in the workplace around me that were odd to everybody who witnessed them.  It doesn't help with the limerence, though.

My latest imaginary "sign of interest" from this woman is that I posted a few days ago that I wanted to find a beach to go to this summer that wasn't very crowded or a tourist trap.  Yesterday she posted a video of her at a local beach, a panoramic shot of a completely empty beach.  I know it's a coincidence, but this fucking limerence is making me want to believe she did this to signal that she's paying attention to me.


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214,855 I just learned a hilarious and embarrassing secret.

The girl I'm dating made up a boyfriend to make me jealous. I always thought the story sounded fishy, there were lots of missing details. Somehow when I asked around, nobody knew who I was talking about.

I started to ask more questions. How tall was he? What color hair?

She fell apart and revealed it was actually some guy hitting on her sister! She made the whole thing up so she wouldn't seem unwanted.

On the one hand I'm pissed about the lying, and the fact that she wanted to make me sexually jealous, on the other hand I'm thrilled because now I'm going to get away with anything I want for years.

This is the *ultimate* leverage. I can just bring this up any time she tries to comment on my behavior. I've already ordered new workout equipment, just trying to decide now between a threadripper or maybe a down payment on a new car. I'll be doing zero chores for a while, and all because she's been with *less* guys than she claimed.

It will end with an MFF menage and me choosing the TV shows for the foreseeable future. She's literally apologizing and offering to 'make up' for the whole thing.

The real secret is I already knew. The funny thing about Virgins is they don't know what sex is like. Her stories made no sense and it took us like 5 tries to have sex the first time. I had to eat and finger her for days just to get the tip in! Not that I mind.

I could be cool about it and let her slide, but I deeply enjoy all the submissive kowtowing she's doing right now. Ultimately this is a pretty standard example of how attempts to power-play me usually turn out.

In other news, some other girl didn't want me because I don't like dogs. She was really pretty, had a great energy, and I felt some kind of deep connection to her from the very first moment I saw her, but in the end she liked her pet more than she liked me.

So it goes.




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214,854 I have a person I used to work with post on her FB account on 3/27 "Post here if you're not getting the shot".   Tomorrow she is burying her husband.  True.



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214,853 If find it extremely annoying when a woman constantly pushes her hair away from her face. Cut it or use a hair tie or something but stop fussing with it while I'm trying to talk to you.


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214,852 I'm just trying to survive being rejected.


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214,851 Warning to all married men:

I suspected my wife was having an affair with a guy. She kept telling me I was crazy, paranoid, insecure, blah, blah, blah. She told her friends this also.

Five months ago she filed for divorce because she couldn't be with me anymore if I didn't trust her.

Two months ago the divorce became official.

This week she is on her honeymoon with the guy.

Yeah, I'm crazy, paranoid, insecure... yeah, right.

Men, this is how women behave. They bold face lie and and cry how everything is the husband's fault.


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214,850 The CDC is trying to convince government agencies to remove any images of vaccination cards from the internet. They are worried the images could be used to create fake vaccination cards.

See, this is why the CDC worries me. Half the people in the country now have a real vaccination card. If a forger wanted to create fakes, he simply needs to ask one of the 150 million valid card holders for a peek.

But no, the CDC is worried the forger will copy something off the web.

I feel the CDC makes bad decisions. So what does that tell us about their other decisions involving the vaccines....


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214,849 With each passing moment things get weirder
Sogh...where are the enrapturing women, these days?


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214,848 My biggest problem with baseball was always swinging at wild pitches.

It's like I thought just because someone was throwing a ball at me, that I was required to swing at it.

If there's anything that life has taught me, it's to ignore the stuff that's wildly off center.


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214,847 I’m pretty sure that my Mother In Law is lying about getting her vaccine. My husband made a big production of calling her on speaker phone in front of me and discussing it with her.

She’s known to fib to get done what she needs to, just like she taught her son too.

Lady, you’re not seeing your grandkids mask free without a vaccine card. Don’t make me get a restraining order on you for endangering your kids.

You go to Michigan and we know what happens there... kids go into the hospital.

I wish the airlines would ban these animals. They’re certainly not acting like members of the human race.


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214,846 Why is the ice cream machine at McDonalds seemingly always broken? Every time I try to order I get told the machine is not working. Has anyone else noticed this?


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214,845 I haven't had sex or jacked off in the last year. I wasn't in the mood with all the virus stuff going on. Something I've been noticing though. When I'm in the shower and start washing down below the belt, my soapy fingers run over the head of my cock and man oh man is it sensitive. The lack of use has given my cock time to rebuild every nerve cell. I can tell, when I finally do put it into action, wow is it going to be good.


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214,844 I'll deal with my own Jealousy, alone.

If she won't talk to me about anything, what does it matter what either of us think or feel?

I guess I'll suffer in silence, unable to even wish for her happiness.


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214,843 This is crazy. I have a new family member (through a recent marriage). She lives in a state where COVID isn't prevalent, but still there. She refuses to wear a mask. She refused to get vaccinated. But now she's crying because a family member of hers just passed away from the virus. What the hell.


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214,842 Two chicken sandwiches from KFC, and 45 minutes later...that made me even more depressed. WHY do we do this to ourselves?!?


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214,841 I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore post pandemic.

Before the pandemic, I was working in aerospace, making enough money to thinking about quitting and buying a steel drum to play for tourists and self-publishing romance. Maybe I'd get a little part time job. I was on top of the world helping this company launch shit into space, was getting my shit together finally in my late 20s, bought my first new/used car. But, I was still depressed as fuck. Like severe depression. I had almost everything I could want but hated life. I was working 6 days a week, which is common in aerospace, most people work 7 days a week. I also have a crappy chronic illness, so this life wasn't sustainable for me. Also, I had made a pros and cons list about the job. The cons list filled up an entire page while the pros was I think the food trucks and paid time off that we got. It was bad. And, also, I felt like a useless cog at my job. I was so angry because as usual, I worked in a place that used the whole "we're family" bullshit show. I only bought into it 50/50. I knew it was bullshit but I bought into the companies mission and what we were doing. I enjoyed the work and felt fulfilled by the mission, but... I had nothing. The things we launched into space weren't mine, I owned nothing, I was a peasant worker who could have my job taken away at any point in time. I was so unhappy and depressed, but...

I had so much. I could have quit and walked away happy doing my little side gig ideas.

Then, they shit on all of us during COVID and dumped 80% of their staff. I was one of them and never recovered. My savings went FAST. They say you should have $500 or $1000 saved up for emergency. I had 10 months of rent saved up and it didn't mean shit.

The money burned and I got down to 2k in the bank. I was fucking terrified. I told myself I'd stop paying rent and pull out of life and ask to move back in with parents or ask for help with rent when I got down to 1k. I couldn't get myself to spend my last grand. It was literally all I had left in life. I couldn't trap myself with $0 or credit card debt...

Then I got unemployment help finally, food stamps, tax returns, and basically gained my money back. I have 8k in the bank total and am basically surviving off of unemployment.

I've applied to hundreds of jobs that aren't Taco Bell and Target and stupid shit (not to sound full of myself, but come on... I worked on space equipment, I want to do something that is more my speed/level/pay)... and still haven't been able to get a job.

There's either hundreds of other people applying, employers ghost you, or never get back to you. Sometimes they'll contact you to set up an interview and they disappear. It's been like this the entire pandemic.

I just don't know what to do with my life anymore. I'm getting the FUCK out of aerospace. I'm going back to school and into debt to get my bachelors and move into some form of writing... either technical, proposal or copywriting.

I suppose my biggest secret is I feel like I just can't integrate back into a "9-5" or "7-3" or whatever job again. I can't do it. I won't. I fucking hate people even worse than before, I hate the idea of working for pennies (I made a grand total of 18/hr in aerospace which is pennies for the level of work I was doing). Companies want to pay people shit. Meanwhile on self publishing groups I'd lurk on, I'd hear about one asshole writing SATIRE porn and literally making 10k a month on Amazon. It's like... What. The. Fuck.

I've gotten a job interview down in Miami that's offering 70k, but I don't have a desire to move there and something already isn't sitting right with me about the interview. Like I have this weird gut feeling it won't be right/work out. Because it's not where I want to be. I'd rather be closer to Orlando or something.

I want to follow my dreams, but I don't know if it'll be enough. I thought it would be great to freelance and try copywriting, but it seems like a struggle and a friend of mine who is freelancing is now saying it's so so so hard.

I have 8k in the bank. I could always buy my steel drum and continue writing romance stories.

I just don't know what to do. I'm going to turn 30 this year. I was literally on top of my world working at the space center and now I am back to feeling like I'm a "nobody" (even though that was still kind of the case working at my previous job).

I feel so fucking lost.

I'm trying to start over but don't know where to go. And I don't think I want to start over in the traditional sense of "just go get a regular job like everyone else" sort of deal. I would def take 100% remote work though, that's my only pass to doing any sort of real job sort of work.

I really have no energy to get up at 5am to drive to work, time my morning shit, take 15 pills for my chronic illness all before 7am. I am just so done with that shit.



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214,840 I took my bathroom sink drain apart and fixed the clog. No call to the plumber needed. The horrible chaos in the world has forced me to become more independent. I feel like the older lady character on the walking dead where she went from a mild mannered gentle soul to a slayer of monsters. I'm getting there. Yay me!


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214,839 My ex wife told my teenage son she would take him on a vacation trip to California. He was so excited. But when the day came, sure enough she went to California - but without him. She decided she'd have more fun without him tagging along. And that is apparently the point of motherhood, to make sure you maximize your own fun.

For these last few weeks while his mother is living the dream, I've been taking my son on small adventures everyday. We skip school and go to the beach. We drive two hours to our favorite hamburger joint. We set off fireworks in the backyard. I really enjoy his company, and he enjoys mine. We laugh a lot. We watch James Bond movies. I lean on his shoulder after he exhausts me climbing a steep hiking trail. He made me a cake for my birthday which honestly made me tear up. Nope, not a trip to California. But something so much better.

I'm sorry but his mother makes me sick.



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214,838 My patience has run out. I say prison time to anyone who refuses to get vaccinated.


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214,837 I love getting fucked in my ass (when I'm in the right mood) but my dick doesn't get hard. I watch all these porn movies where the guy getting fucked is hard as a rock and might even cum but I'm limp as a noodle.

Still fun, though.


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214,836 I woke up this morning and had this wave of relief wash over me.
I feel good about myself! I am impermanence. We all are.
Nothing I buy or say or do will prevent me (or anyone else) from avoiding being a corpse in the ground one day.
My husband cheated? So what.
My dad doesn’t love me? It doesn’t matter.
A friend quit talking to me? Oh well.
For a long time I felt like it was a major flaw in me. It wasn’t. It’s not. I’m just fine as is.
I am a human being and there is nothing wrong with me, and if there is something wrong with me I am not this body and I am not even this mind or these thoughts.
I don’t know why I never saw it before, it’s so simple really.


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214,835 A little pandemic innovation. I bought a fairly large stuffed animal/plush toy. I carefully opened the back seam and inserted a Fleshlight. Now I can fuck away and it feels (kinda) like a body beneath me.


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214,834 So after becoming widowed after a long happy marriage it took a couple of years to find someone to spend some time with and do things with like dinners out, hikes, playing cards, movies,etc. Things were perfect. We never in four months had a single minute where we had nothing to talk about, weren't laughing, cooking together or just enjoying being together. On top of all that, she was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. She is South Korean adopted into the U.S. as a baby, She's 44 (I'm 54) but I swear I though she was mid 20s when we first met. 5Ɖ,102 pds, and implants about the size of half grapefruits. She told me she had absolutely zero breasts before she got the implants. I told her she'd have been spectacularly beautiful without them.

Things progressed quickly into a physical and passionate relationship. I couldnt believe my good fortune and went from being at the lowest imaginable place after my beautiful and amazing wife passed away to now having someone to potentially enjoy the rest of my life with. She was comiing over three or four days a week and spending 8-12 hours at my place. A of course we would have sex and always at least twice each day. Things were looking, in my opinion, like we weren't far off from cohabitation. Then she told me that she was married, with two high school aged children, and an escort. I nearly got sick when she told me. I ended it immediately and she left. She never asked for money, wasn't on her phone or any other device all day, etc that would have been a sign. I have been telling all sorts of people about this angel that came into my life and saved me. How am I supposed to explain this? I'm not asking you all, just thinking out loud. This was about three weeks ago. Now she keeps asking to let her back in my life. Says she will complete her divorce, apparently they have been separated but living in separate parts of the home, and also saying she quit her job forever and will move in with me immediately. It breaks my heart but I just can't do it. I feel completely betrayed and once you lose my trust good luck getting it back. Fortunately, I always used protection when we were intimate.

Life can be extremely cruel at times




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214,833 Mutual deletion of social media accounts?

She got caught in a relationship, deleted hers, he deleted his as an act of subsequent emotional protest.

Game over, I figured it out.

Bye!


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214,832 C- I’ve been writing you in here lately to say what I don’t have the courage to tell you to your face.  You’ve been such a lovely friend to me since we met. I can’t help
But to want it to turn into something more. You’re a widower and that is intimidating to me. I don’t expect you to ever “get over it” like some might, and I worry that you may never be able to see me as more than a friend.  I don’t care if you
Will love her forever...I will continue to hope you
May love me one day also. I’m sorry you had to endure such a terrible loss, I know it will never be okay and I also
Know that I want to be there for you for anything you ever need. Be well. I’m always thinking about you and always missing your touch...





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214,831 At the end of the day I still feel unwanted no matter what I do.


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214,830 I've never felt so depressed in my life. I should be happy. The pandemic is winding down (well sort of). It's over for me. I'm done with both shots. You'd think it would make me ecstatic. But I'm sitting here all blue and I don't know why. I did the right thing for the last year. I obeyed the medical people. So why do I feel guilty, sad, and alone. Is this some kind of post traumatic distress syndrome?


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214,827 When people are over-punished for harmless actions, the result is often counterproductive.

I used to feel a lot of guilt for things that were sometimes perhaps not that big of a deal. People's anger really got to me.

Not anymore. Everyone's just trying to get what they want, the conflicts caused by that are natural. I just won't be ashamed of my nature now, or bothered by people's absurd judgements.


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214,825 Four people have softblocked me on Instagram in the past few months. I don't know why. The only thing I can think of... well, sometimes I jack off to attractive friends' beach pics. But I never TELL anyone about it. They won't know if I screenshot or save the pics. So what gives?


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214,824 The challenges, trials, and revelations of the last two weeks have made me stronger than I ever could have imagined becoming.



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214,823 70 kids in the hospital in Lancing MI for Covid.

I kept telling you people - get vaccinated & wear a mask or you brew up a child harming variant.

Michigan no longer makes cars. They make child harming variants.

There are kids on ventilators. The Midwest needs to WAKE UP!!!


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214,822 I'll never know if she wanted to see me and was prevented from doing so, but it's probably wishful thinking.

The sane, rational thing to do is work on my own life for a while. I can't control how other people act, so I'll focus on making money and changing society to be more accepting.

I can only respond to rejection and challenge with further individual effort. It's not like there's any other choice.


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214,821 Beaverton OH. Hi Matt! I guess you’re moving on from the 914 numbers.


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214,820 My husband talks to the characters on TV shows and tells them what they are doing wrong with their lives.


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214,819 It's been two months since I received the Corona vaccine. Very strange but my eye sight has improved. I no longer need reading glass. I haven't seen this listed as a side effect. Works for me though.


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214,818 Update # 2

I'm the guy who got caught masturbating by his female roommate.  I decided to not be lazy this time and actually go find the secret numbers from before in case you'd like to reference them for this update and know the whole story. 214711 and 214759.

I want to thank everyone who left a comment and helped me out. I am in a tight spot (haha) and really unsure how to play this.  I have nobody else I can talk about this with as I wouldn't want to put my roommate in a weird spot (just in case something does go down).

Short version: because of weird mirror placement my female roommate caught me masturbating.  Then a few days later I caught her masturbating (I believe this was intentional). I didn't see her but her door was open and I could hear her clear as day.  Now for the update:

Based off of everyone on here telling me to go for it I decided to just rock some porn in my room, door open, and see what happens.  I did that. Jerked off (while she was home) and finished.  When I did come out of my room she was just chilling in the living room.  Then she asked what I was watching.  I said porn. She asked what kind. I told her I was watch art x porn, which is line sensual romantic porn. (Please keep in mind her and I do not ever talk like this at all). Then she said that it sounded good and she would have to look it up after.

Fast forward a few hours and she is in her room and I can, again, hear her masturbating and listening to porn. And now I know everyone was like "just go knock and her door and fuck her. She totally wants it!". Now that might be true but she IS my roommate and no matter what happens we have to continue living together so its not that simple. At least not for me. So I decided to play it cool and see where it goes rather than jump right in.  Anyway after a few minutes her door opens and she pops her head out.  She aks me what the name of the porn I was watching was again. I look at her. One of her arms is around the door and she is holding a sex toy and she is wearing a bra but I can see her hip and she is not wearing panties.  So I decide its time to go for it.  I tell her its called "art x" and I can come find it for her if she wants. But she shuts me down. She says "thats okay I can find it". Then goes back into her room but leaves her door WAY open.  Sure enough she finds the porn and starts watching it. I can hear EVERYTHING.  I considered going to the door but she already turned down my offer to come in once so I am thinking maybe she just wants me to listen (like a voyeur type thing. It just turns her on to know I know). So I'm just sitting there listening and she replays the same part of the video over again a few times and then she moans super loud a few times and definitely cums (or fakes it at least). A few minutes go by and she come sout of her room and sits down and says "that was a good video.  Thanks!".  And then just starts watching tv. Like nothing ever happened.

The fucking game is afoot!!! I shot my shot and she turned me down. Although it was a bit of a weak shot I was testing the waters.  But then she makes sure I knew she was watching porn and then gets off for me to hear. This was Sunday afternoon and it is now Tuesday morning and nothing else has transpired yet. I am very intrigued but also VERY confused/conflicted.

I am still on the fence over what I should do. Balls in my court now.  Should I do somehting even more bold? Keep the cat and mouse game going?  Maybe that's what she wants.  A bit of back and forth to see who's willing to take the biggest risk? There is defintely something happening between us and there is definitely a bit of tension (the good kind) but its almost like we are pretending its not happeing (even though we both know the other knows it is). Am I reading this wrong?  Am I making something out of nothing?  Am I being too reserved and I should be more forward?  Or am I playing this right? Maybe she likes the chase and wants a build up before anythign actually happens?

Thoughts? Ideas? Suggestions?


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214,817 Day 3 of my husband giving me the silent treatment/being emotionally unavailable/ignoring me/avoiding me/etc.
I went out with my MOTHER & a friend Saturday night and I didn’t check in with him before I went to bed. I stayed at my sister’s house.
He assumes I was out fucking every dick that passed my way I guess.
It’s absurd.
At this point, if he wants to leave me over this horseshit I gladly welcome it.
I’m so over this emotional manipulation.


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214,816 You want me to be more affectionate towards you; but you’re treating me like a bad servant when I need you to be a sweet supportive husband. IM SICK TODAY and you can’t even bring yourself to ask how I’m feeling. I don’t want to sleep next to someone who doesn’t even ask how I’m feeling after the vaccine. Are you seriously wondering why I don’t find you sexy?!?!! You treat me like a broken slave when I need you most. I hate you.


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214,815 My husband won’t schedule his vaccine shot. I think he’s scared of what his dad will say. It’s so sad. His dad steals, lies, and manipulates; so all of his family has stopped speaking to him, except my husband.

I think his dad believes in QAnon.

It is so sad to watch an intelligent man try to believe in his stupid father. He wants to be a good son so badly that he has no idea he’s really just perpetuating his fathers state.

He needs to speak to his father like an adult. Stop holding back.


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214,814 My husband is acting like we’re in an argument because he’s annoyed the my second dose of the vaccine has made me need to rest more.

He gets mad when I get the flu. He gets mad if I get a cold. He gets mad when so need extra naps during my period.

If I am not slaving for him, I guess I’m just a broken robot he’s annoyed at.

I wish you had a job that didn’t allow you to rest when you get sick. You’re allowed to do whatever you want.



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214,813 Planning for the future is the best therapy.


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214,812 A friend of my wife's has a girlfriend who brags about the following . . .

When she sleeps with a guy for the first time, she wakes him up at, like, 2:00 am, and tells him she has a craving for Reese's Cups or something, and asks if he'll go out and buy her one. If he does it, she doesn't see him again because—get this—he has no game.

It makes me wish I were single again and heard about her. I'd do everything in my power to meet her, charm her, and eventually get in bed with her.

Then, when the 2:00 am wake up and candy request came, I'd compliantly say, "Sure, honey. Anything you want" and get dressed and leave.

The next day she would get a fucking dump truck full of Reese's Cups or whatever delivered to wherever she works.


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214,811 I want to be a good friend, and be there for people.  But I really, really wish that my friends would understand that I'm not mentally in a safe place to support them right now.  Please, please just get therapy.  I'm not even good at this.


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214,810 I never forget when women try to make me jealous.


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214,809 I’m actually wondering of late if I’m capable of ghosting my life, I can stay and lose more of myself pursuing a career I hate while picking up after you for the rest of my days or start new somewhere......I’m on the fence~


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214,808 Most things most people say are bullshit.


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214,807 P.ositive
E.nergy
A.ctivates
C.onstant
E.levation


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214,806 We just sold our house for $160k over asking. Almost $1m. Ppl are strange...


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214,803 I legitimately laugh when people judge others for not wearing a mask or being in public or simply existing.
The pandemic has brought out the ego in so many people who now feel they have another thing to believe they’re superior about.
How can one know whether I am vaccinated or not when I go outside?
I live in Texas. No one is masked. I quit wearing one when I got vaccinated.


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214,802 Some people are too fucking stupid to live. Like seriously. Some people need to be sterilized and not pass their stupidity on to the next generation. This meeting I'm sitting in listening to these knuckle-dragging troglodytes prattle on about things they don't know the first thing about is almost physically painful. Your Google research < my medical degree. Ever. EVER. Fucking morons.


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214,801 Letter to a stranger: what she tells me about you sounds promising. You were mistreated just like me, and we parted from them at about the same time. I’ve waited a long time to get back into the game but when she told me about you, I kind of lost interest in dating sites.

If we meet and if it clicks, I will treat you right. I won’t complain about your kids being important, I won’t rag on you, and I’ll be straight about what’s going on with me. I’m pretty independent, but I love having a man around to cuddle with, watch movies with, visit around the town with and long drives in the country.

I’m gonna wait until we meet and see how we gel before I even consider anyone else.  From what I know, I feel hopeful and cheerful. I  am usually cheerful, just a little more so now.)
I know you have stuff to take care of - and I am patient...
When you’re ready....


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214,800 It's dangerous to give people Devotion when they haven't made any Promises.

I've learned my lesson. Hope and Faith are great, but I'm not holding my breath.

I'm not sure how many more decades I can afford to lose to the vagaries of 'Trust'.


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214,799 Hon, give me time and space and I will come to you. I am healing and fixing my life. Your support is so important to that. Please be patient. I love you.


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214,798 There is an incredible freedom that only comes from viewing the world clearly, and then making a plan that fits reality.

Whatever has transpired with others is nearly irrelevant to my next course of action. I'm breaking free of concern for other people's behavior and activities.

I'll never again watch from afar as a story unfolds. The only events of importance to me occur within my immediate control.


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214,797 I'm only good to date for 2 months because then the woman falls in love with me and I'm not in love then they get mad and confused and then they run


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214,795 Ordering curbside pickup from Dunkin’ Donuts is a disaster! Come on programmers, fix your apps!


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214,794 I could make the hard choice that could possibly lead to a better outcome or I could make the hard/easy choice that could potentially lead to a really shitty outcome or a really great one. idk what to do. There's pain and discomfort in both choices.


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214,793 Beth was cute but I think she dated some guy. Anyway she won't tell me if she did so I'm going to find someone I can trust who will communicate.

Space she can have, but I'm moving on.


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214,791 In my community you need to buy a $35 permit if you want to sit on the beach and gaze at the stars.

I hate who we've become.


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214,790 I was in isolated lockdown mode for the last 14 months. It was very rare for me to step foot outside my home. I've had no in-person contact with people in all this time. As of last week I became officially fully vaccinated. I'm struggling with accepting my new found freedom though. I feel like a prisoner being released from jail, but not knowing where he will go next so he waits at the bus stop in front of the prison as bus after bus goes by.

Here's what I have accomplished though in this last week:

* I ordered take out food for the first time since the pandemic began. I didn't worry about who in the restaurant kitchen might have touched it. Although I didn't go into the restaurant to get it. I asked them to leave it outside on a table and then I picked it up once they were gone.

* I drove in my car without a mask. I kept the windows up though.

* I collected my mail from the mailbox without gloves on. I did rigorously wash my hands afterwards though.

* I removed the masking tape from around my front door. I've kept it sealed like this all year in case anyone came and knocked. (No one ever did.) I've been using my sliding door in the back of the house to get in and out. I'm still using the sliding door in the back, but at least the front door is no longer sealed.

* I spoke to a neighbor woman on the sidewalk for two minutes. She is the first person I've spoken with face to face in a year. I had my mask on. She did not. I'm a little worried about this. I wish she was wearing a mask. We were about 20 feet apart though. I keep telling myself it will be okay since I'm vaccinated.

This pandemic has done a number on me. I can see that. Now I'm finding it's not so easy for me to return to the world of the living even though I'm vaccinated. I feel ridiculous and weak-minded. The pandemic has shown me and the world I'm a loser. I think I need psychological help.




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214,789 "Staff at the Iowa State Penitentiary in Fort Madison administered COVID-19 vaccine overdoses to 77 inmates.... Another inmate's mother said her son woke up with a knot on his arm and itchy genitals."

The inmate called his mother and discussed his itchy genitals??

Not in 1,000 years would I discuss my itchy genitals with my mother.


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214,788 Once again, being treated like a shit human because I went out and had fun last night.
I can’t have nice things.
My husband doesn’t allow it.


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214,787 My now-ex GF refused to get me sunscreen at the store before an amusement park and I wound up severely burned. It's one of about 15 ways she has injured me this vacation alone!


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214,786 My husband. I love this man to bits but he seems to be quite dumb at times. I ask him to empty the dishwasher (I mean, I am not going to even start on the having to ask. He will only do things on his own with housework if I am mad at him but otherwise I have to ask: can you clean a bathroom? Can you please help me vacuum, etc.) No initiative at all. But, for the love of all that is holy, why?
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You empty the dishwasher but also do not seem to see or notice the pots and pans on the counter right above the dishwasher?! You leave those for me. Are you a robot? Must I spell out e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g?!
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I usually do 95% of the cooking and shopping. He is a bad cook when he tries. Or, when I ask him to make something because I am tired or ill or busy, he wants a play by play instruction on what exactly to make. FFS, that isn't help. I will just do it myself, then.
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Yesterday I ask him to go grocery shopping as I was out the door for an appointment. "What should I get?" he asks. (well, geez, husband, can you not look in the cabinets and fridge and determine what we are out of since you also eat here?) I rattle off a few things: eggs, milk, bread, etc, oh, and whatever fruit and veggies you see that look good, but look and see what we have.
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He comes back like he thinks he deserves a gold star. He bought a huge bag of kale and a huge bag of potatoes. Those were literally the only two veggies we had in the house. Now I have double of the same thing and nothing else. Why didn't you just look before you left to go shopping?
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wtf is wrong with you?!!? Why do I have to do all of the thinking around here?!!? I am so tired, folks.
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Oh, and he cannot take criticism at all. I mean it. I asked him to turn off his computer screen at night since it is really bright and lights up the room no one is using. I said it nicely, it turned into a fight then him saying he was a horrible person. Every single tiny shred of perceived criticism he loses it. I cannot say anything anymore. I just have to swallow everything up inside. I cannot lose my temper. I cannot say it even nicely as it is all criticism and I really don't want all of this turned back around on me.
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Oh and we both work full time. He is a programmer which means 50% of the time he isn't working. He is waiting for his programs to run and is playing games on the side. I am self employed, this means I cannot F off like that. I work much harder than him in a typical biz day.
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He is incredibly loving, kind, generous, smart, sexy and has a big thick D. I wouldn't trade him for the world but I am really getting tired of feeling like I have to manage someone who seems to be unable to take any initiative or know what they want.


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214,785 My introverted, shy, quiet, petite, bookworm crush just posted a pic... of the vibrator she got.  8.75" long and 1.5" wide, 12 vibration settings, ribbed with curves to hit both the g-spot and the clit, highly flexible, waterproof, with magnetic USB charger and a special handle on the end of it to maximize grip.  This is something Elon Musk would launch into space on a Space-X mission.  And now I'm imagining this terribly shy young woman ramming the fuck out of her pussy.  It's both hilarious and sexy to think about.


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214,784 I did Love them both but one was married!

I'm not that kind of thief!


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214,783 A number of years ago my new wife convinced me to spend four days with her at an event held in the Massachusetts Berkshires called “Rites of Spring”, this is basically a hippie, free love tree hugging artsy event which (until COVID) was held annually during the month of May, honestly, my internal countdown timer started running almost the minute we got through the front gate, boring as fuck all, nothing of interest to me, and a whole lot of awkward, and all had for the princely attendance price of about 300$ per person, I could have better spent four straight days sipping my iced coffee in Starbucks. And for those of you wondering why the “free love” aspect of this wasn’t making it worthwhile? Let’s just say, orgies as seen in porn movies as opposed to most real life situations are dramatically different! Especially at these events! I haven’t had the heart to share my sheer disdain for this thing and hope to god I never have to set foot there again. As fate would have it owing to scheduling conflicts and a host of other issues we haven’t returned since that singular visit, fingers crossed~


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214,782 She didn't want to see me. I have no choice but to move on.


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214,781 I finally figured out that you have been stringing me along all of these years. Hoping and thinking that someday we would finally be together. Sorry it took me so damn long. What a waste.


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214,780 I'm completely alone in the world now.

It's not as bad or as good as I expected. Feel pretty numb, a little hopeful.

I found a lot of important Truths on this journey, about my childhood and relationships. It has distinctly changed my worldview.

Much as I hate to admit it, I've been a pawn most of my life, played with by sociopathic manipulators. I've never really known true intimacy or mutuality. Somehow I've been too trusting, while simultaneously being paranoid enough to drive myself into misery.

Everything bad I expected has turned out to be true. On some level I'm vindicated by a nearly perfect record of prediction, on the other I'm faced with a world in which my most nihilistic pessimism is confirmed at every turn.

So, I'll build a plan based on that. It's not like giving up and dying is a real option. As always, I'll work with what there is until I can find or create something better.


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214,779 You married people may never know the rush of the hunt and conquer on dating apps. Wow, endless buffet. (Cue the 'you'll get a disease' miserable people)


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214,778 Just wondering if a woman who is in a coma can be manually stimulated to have an orgasm?  These kinds of things inhabit my brain when I sleep, and google was not helpful.  


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214,776 It’s taken me 42 years to learn:

         Gratitude is good for you.

Time to put it into action; but first rest. It has been a bumpy & painful road.


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214,775 I hate myself.

I have good reason to.

How do I forgive myself? is it even possible?


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214,774 I am spending the weekend in TX and today was the first time in 13 months that I was able to go into a store mask-free. It felt exhilarating and anxiety producing all at once.

Will we ever go back to the way we were????


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214,773 My father passed in 2013.  Been spending a lot of time talking with mom and piecing together a lot of stuff he did without telling us.  

He was a CPA that specialized in food companies.  In 1975 he accepted a job with a frozen pizza company so we moved to the upper midwest.  Not to far from Chicago.   He made great money and we lived very well from 75' to 80'.

In 1979 a major food company purchased this frozen pizza company so we moved again, not saying where.

What my mom and I figured out was the frozen pizza company was a front for the Mob.  Italian food, Pizza?  of course.

We figured out that he went into the job with the best intentions but we don't know when he figured out it was a scam.

In the end, the Major food corp figured it out and fired my father after 1 year.  He had a corner office on the top floor of their skyrise.

He never told us.  He just sat us down and asked us "where do you want to live".  I said "Colorado" and within 2 months I was living there with him while mom and siblings stayed back to sell the house.   This was the 1980's where housing interest rates were 18%.

My father never told us but we figured it out.


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214,772 Why is Chicago so crime ridden? So sad I used to love my city.


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214,771 I have never been more excited to see someone get a job than my husband's best friend because fucking HELL, is he a pain in the ass when he's unemployed! To be honest, I've never liked my husband's friend. I think he's immature and kind of an asshole. Nevertheless, I never treat him badly when I see him because he's loyal to my husband and has had a really hard life. Plus, I'm not stupid-- I'm not gonna waltz into the living room and tell my husband, "Break up with your BFF for 20 years because he irritates me."

This guy's been underemployed or unemployed for many many months (because he's irresponsible, not because of the pandemic), so I've had to quietly put up with him interrupting our evenings with his phone calls about expensive gym shoes or video games or sports or whatever frivolous bullshit he could have texted him instead at 10pm now more than ever. There has never been a man I've ever wanted to text more, " I'M GLAD Y'ALL ARE HAVING FUN BUT GET OFF THE PHONE WITH MY MAN AND GET ON THE PHONE FOR A JOB!!!"

So after months of sleep, sex or season finales being interrupted by his phone calls, the friend finally got called in for a decent job this week, thank fuck. I genuinely hope he gets his act together to and gets to stay there so I can go back to enjoying my evenings again.

My other question-- where the fuck is his wife and why isn't he yammering at HER??? Maybe she's sick of him too lmao





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214,770 Homemade pasta.  So much better than the other stuff. Glad I’m too lazy to make it.


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214,769 We communicate mainly by text even though he is in the next room.


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214,768 Sometimes the most deliciously satisfying thing to drink is a glass of cold water.


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214,767 People are stupid. They are just plain old stupid. A guy is whining that he caught COVID-19 even though he followed all the guidelines. He goes into further detail. He says he always wears a mask, washes his hands, and stays six feet apart. How the heck could he get it?

Oh, he also mentions how he goes out to sports bars with friends and gets drunk.

Yeah, it's a complete mystery how you could have become infected....

People are stupid.


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214,766 Bunch of students in my fancy pants community went away on vacations for Spring Break with their families. Now they are back in school and brought Corona with them. Multiple cases being reported every day in our cassrooms. I think the parents of these will-to-do vacationing families should be arrested for reckless endangerment. They don't give a damn about potentially getting the other students in town sick.


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214,765 I feel like everyone else moves on so much more easily than I do. I just sit here and hurt for years.


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214,764 I wish she were here. I'll keep looking.


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214,763 There is a delicious piece of pussy out there for you, sweet and loving.

She might be younger than you, or maybe older. She might be what you consider today as a delicious piece of loving pussy, or maybe she's more like a delicious piece of loving pussy that you do not yet have found in your taste.

Find and keep the right mindset. Try fckn Tinder, it works.

For this guy--->

[...]Young girls don't like ugly old men.

They date guys about 4 years older on average.

Older men smell bad, aren't as sexually appealing, and tend to lack an ability to interface with younger people.

No matter how much testosterone I have, or how long I'm going to live, I'm still getting wrinkly, I'm still an archaic dinosaur.

The time for beautiful young women has passed. I never really got any to be honest. They only settled for me after the guys they really wanted clowned them.

I've never been Loved. I'll die never having been Loved.

And It's Ok.

40/M


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214,762 Straight guys out there, have you ever been casually sucked by a guy?


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214,761 I know this woman (I wouldn't call her a friend) who keeps bashing a friend of mine to mutual acquaintances. I finally asked my friend what the bitchy woman's problem was. My friend told me, in strict confidence, that the bitchy woman made a pass at her husband, who turned her down flat. Her husband was there and confirmed it.

Now whenever I'm around the bitchy woman, I just look at her and think, Damn, I wish I could just announce in front of as many people as possible: "Wow, there you go slagging off on 'Jane' again because her husband wouldn't sleep with you. They told me all about it." But I promised I wouldn't tell anyone. But I want to embarrass her and ruin her reputation SOOO BAD! I hate when rotten people get away with their evil!  hope karma gets her back somehow.


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214,760 Another day, another case of police beating a black man.


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214,759 UPDATE!!!!

I left a secret on here not too long ago about my female roommate catching me masturbating.  I am way too lazy to go look for the number but it was like a few days ago so if you scroll down you'll find it fairly easily. Anyway here is what just went down and I am going to be very descriptive because I need to know if I should go for it or not!

So I have been curious about her reaction. She either smiled or laughed. Either way she didn't seem grossed out. Thought maybe she was into me. Decided to just own it and talk to her about it.  So I did.  Just opened with "did you know the mirror looked into my room?". And she started laughing and we had a good talk about it and no big deal she wasn't upset or worried.  Then she admitted that I have probably heard her before (brought this up in my previous secret and I was fucking right!).  She was like "my toy is loud af!". Now to be clear we have been living together for just shy of 1 year and we are friendly toward one and other and joke around and chill but we were not close friends before she moved in and our relationship is completely based off being roommates.  We have never hooked up in any way. Talked about hooking up with each other or anyone else.  We have chatted about exes a bit but nothing more. So this type of talk is completely new.

Anyway so we are all good like I said. Fast forward to last night. I jump in the shower. When I get out I can clearly CLEARLY here her using her toy.  She is not being quiet at all.  I get out of the bathroom and peak down the hall and her door is open like 25% of the way.  I can't see her but I can hear her clear as day.  I make a bit of noise on purpose so she will realize her door is open and I can hear her (if she can hear me I can hear her).  I am nice like that. She does not give a SINGLE fuck. I don't know what kind of toy she is using but its pulsing like crazy and I can hear it and her clear as day. Then, the best way I can describe this, is that the vibrating/pulsing noise gets muffled big time. Like she realised what was happening and put it under a pillow.  So I am like oh shit she knows I can hear her. And I get ready to bug out to my room. But then she lets out like 3 or 4 big deep breathy moans and then a what sounded like a long "fuuuuuuuuck" and then the noise came right back for a few seconds and then completely stopped.

I am not positive on this and my imagination could be running wild but I am pretty sure she came.  And I am pretty sure she knew I was listening.  And I'm kinda sure she planned it that way.  Why else would she do that?

So now i have decided what to do.  Do I try to hook up with her?  Do I not risk it? Do I try to get caught myself again and start a weird game of masturbation chicken? Where we both keep catching each other until we fuck?  Is she just into voyeurism?

A couple of things to note:

I am 35 and she is 28. I don't want to seem like a weird creeper old guy. I am a genuinely nice guy.  I am not just saying that. I don't creep on girls or cat call them. I've never tried to hook up with a drunk chick at a bar or party. I don't ask girls I am talking to or dating for nudes. I have never hit on my roommate who is 28 and HOT AS FUCK. Because that's inappropriate and no girl wants their roommate to hit on them.  But like given whats transpired I feel like there is a window of opportunity here. I'm thinking about rubbing one out while watching some porn at a rreasonable volume with my door more open more than last time.  I figure if she's curious she will just open the mirror up again.  If she's really curious she will just come into my room or maybe she will do nothing and at a later date open her door up more or something along those lines....

Thoughts, ideas, suggestions?


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214,758 Most metal manufacturers are deceptive. The true quality of an alloy can only be determined by vigorous testing.

Weak combinations break quickly.


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214,757 Those white plastic spoons and forks cannot be recycled. They are made out of the wrong type of plastic. Do not put them in the recycle bin. Put them right in the trash.


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214,756 Congressman Carlos Gimenez... what the hell are you trying to say? He stammers and says uhm.. uh... uhm... and if I have the patience to sit through his 'sentences' I still can't figure out what point he is trying to make. What a terrible public speaker. How the hell did this guy get elected?


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214,755 I've sobbed out my last tears.

Whatever happened here, it was not what it seemed.


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214,754 I still don't understand why you're torturing me.


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214,753 Nice try but I lived.



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214,752 I don’t understand some words that my wife will use and it makes me hate her. She’s not supposed to outsmart me - she’s a fucking girl!!! How dare she make me feel stupid! How disrespectful of her!

She needs to read less. Females suck.


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214,751 I feel totally lost and misguided in life. The only thing I’ve got going for me is my supportive husband, which is a lot compared to some people..
27/f
Unemployed
No skills
Associates degree in a BS field
Depressed
Anxious
Undisclosed mental illness/disorder including what I believe to be a personality disorder..
no health insurance
No friends
No motivation ;/


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214,750 I just need to see Beth in person to move forward.




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214,749 Rodrigo.. it’s been five years. Can you believe it? I still weep. I miss you. Still haven’t been able to fully move on, but I’m trying to lay in the bed I made for myself by choosing someone else..
I live with the regret everyday.

I always want to reach out, because everyone always says how short life is.. somehow I have faith I will get to tell you one day, and everything will magically be peaceful and I’ll have my true love again. Maybe not, but it’s selfish to ever say something to you now(if ever) while I continue to sleep in a bed next to the other guy. Life is exhausting..
I don’t even know who I am anymore. Wanting to move on and move who I am with is difficult, because I can’t ignore how much I loved you.. how fast I was expected to move on. It’s been difficult.
I always wish you the best each day that passes.

O amor da mi vida, together or apart


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214,748 Don’t stay with someone just because the s3x is good. It probably won’t stay that way if it’s exclusive, and long term..



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214,747 Why do I drink?

I drink so I can sleep. I drink so I can stop feeling guilty for a few hours. I drink so I won't feel nervous anymore. I drink so I won't be sad anymore. I drink so I can live with myself. I drink so I can feel like normal people feel -- just for a little bit. I drink to keep myself alive.

Without alcohol I'm not sure I'd be here.


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214,746 I never venmo request my roommates for liquor. Or groceries. Or late-nite fast food runs. They request me to the *cent* for everything. I'm starting to feel like they're taking advantage of me, but I don't want to bring it up.


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214,745 She'll never be here.


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214,744 I wish we were still friends so I could vent to you tonight. But you've moved on. Oh well.


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214,743 I've discovered a cure for high blood pressure. The doctor told me to get a home device and monitor myself. I found that taking my blood pressure drove up my blood pressure. And when I saw the results were high I'd take my blood pressure again and found it climbed even higher. My cure? I stopped taking my blood pressure. A miracle cure.


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214,742 That dickhead cop gets convicted of murdering George Floyd and one of our local pizza joints makes a big todo out of sending free pizzas to our police department.

Not so sure that was a good business decision. I'll certainly never order pizza from there again.


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214,741 I have a silly crush on a younger woman who's 27.  She's not married, very insecure, and is now saying she'll be a spinster.  Last year she started posting anti-white social justice dribble.  Now she dyed her hair red.  Down the crazy hole she goes.


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214,740 Incest Laws by State 2021

Incest is defined as a sexual relationship between two closely related family members. The relationship between the two people is so close that they are unable to legally get married.

In the United States, incest laws prohibited intimate relationships between children and parents, siblings, and grandchildren and grandparents.

* Illinois: 2 to 10 years in prison and a $25,000 fine


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214,739 Damned annoying how I can't buy mouthwash and other drugstore items without a childproof cap. I'm an adult. I live alone. I shouldn't be forced to futz with all the difficult childproof measures when I don't have any children. I have arthritis. Those caps brutalize my fingers. Jeez. Guns aren't childproof, but mouthwash is. Idiotic.


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214,738 I didn't get mad at my wife when she corrected me earlier.  I said "we have been happily married for 18 years."  She said, "17."  And, after 23 years of marriage, I'm ok with her getting the last word in if it prevents a silly argument.


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214,737 I wish my partner would dominate me every day :( isn't this why you're with a younger woman?


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214,736 He stopped snooping in my phone for 4 days and I actually thought; “maybe we can still salvage something.”

But then he snooped on my phone yesterday, so I guess nothing has changed.

The harder you try to hold on to me the wrong way, the more it makes it clear that I need to leave you.

Please stop the 914 calls husband. Stop looking for something. Trust me for once in your life.


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214,735 In 2017 I set up an 'Ethereum' farm, which nobody said would work.

Was mining about .8 'ETH' a week. Still have a bunch of it, which keeps going up in value.

Sold some to take a vacation to Disney World.

Spent the whole time crying over some girl named Bethany.

I'm a complete moron.


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214,734 Husband will spend $3,000 in one sitting on ONE thing, but I have two pairs of slippers now, because I bought a second $10 pair this week, and keep “spending money on stupid things or unnecessary things” he says. All men are too similar for me to ever consider a relationship with one of this relationship obviously doesn’t work out. I look for a woman companion.


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214,733 They Torture Us For Things We Can't Control And Call It Justice.

Real Justice Is Coming From Above.

ᖟᶐ*


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214,732 I'm starting to take this personally.


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214,731 Thank goodness there is still some justice in this world. Relieved; but so so sad for George’s mama.


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214,730 You kidding me? Anderson Cooper is now hosting Jeopardy. I find him to be entirely obnoxious, mean spirited and petty. To me he is the polar opposite of Alex Trebek. How insulting to the most gracious former Jeopardy host. What the heck were they thinking? I’m going to not watch for a while and hope they clear up this tragic error.


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214,729 If you're married, how many times did you forgive your spouse for cheating before filing for divorce?



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214,728 I need a girlfriend in my life. I’m a nice guy. I’m very presentable. I get along well with everyone. I’m happy. I’m not triggered or a strange conspiracy kook. I love good conversations. I’m financially independent. I’m not lazy. I’m thin and fit. I’ve done interesting things in life. I enjoy helping everyone. My one downside, I’m over 60. I don’t look elderly, I’m just gray in the temples. (I’m in no way bald.) I’m not looking for a 20 year old. I’d be very happy with someone my same age. But I can’t seem to make that happen. I don’t know why.


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214,727 I never know what to expect when my ex calls. Sometimes she yells at me for ridiculous things from the past like I bought her tickets to a show ten years ago and she didn’t like it. Really ten years later she is still complaining about a birthday present. Other times she calls up all sweet and wishes me a good day. It’s to the point where I no longer answer the phone. Which of course makes her mad.


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214,726 Margaret was a compulsive liar.




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214,725 Sometimes a fresh start is the best answer.


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214,724 I got into an argument with my husband in public, regarding the #metoo movement.
I’m convinced at this point he’s either raped someone or just doesn’t fucking care about women.
To think I’ve been married to him for over a decade, he has 2 sisters and 3 daughters and he still chooses to be blind.
I am looking for an apartment.
I am starting over.


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214,723 Ever since they posted that picture I've been in a downward spiral.

2 hand fractures, one black eye, and countless abrasions later I'm getting a little worried. I can feel the end coming and I'm running out of guesses on how to stop it.

Everything reminds me that she's probably with someone else now, and I can't get the whole thing disconnected from early trauma.

At what point does it become ethical to request or implement euthenasia?


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214,722 I've never been Loved. 4 women have used me, 3 for protection after being raped and/or making bad decisions, 1 used me to make an ex jealous and get them back.

They've tended to cheat also. I don't know if it's something that's wrong with me or if they can just tell I got molested and will think it's my fault when they do. 2 of the 4 have been physically abusive also.

I've spent my life trying to be good enough to escape this hell. I work out, make a lot of money, I'm good at cunnilingus and practice empathy and restraint in my emotional life.

I use the term 'ugly' as a broad catch-all for the traits I suspect cause this. Whatever it is about me that provokes or creates these impulses in the women I've Loved.

But obviously the whole situation does make non-existence often seem preferable.





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214,721 I’m on Ameer Vann’s side. I’m on the side of redemption and forgiveness. I hope he does well.


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214,720 My kids have never had a fight or an argument. They are now both over 18. I don't get it. I feel like I did something really right... or really wrong.


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214,719 I've never tried a Red Bull. Too scary.


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214,718 I sometimes wonder if, deep down, every woman wants at least one man to commit suicide over them?


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214,715 Ha ha I was having a bad day and I made a dumb joke before realizing it could be read as something awkwardly bad and now I wanna jump off a bridge.


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214,714 I don’t want to die, but life is exhausting, and I’ve been depressed


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214,711 I'm a guy and my roommate is a girl.  She moved into my place at the start of the pandemic with the plan of just staying for a month or two until everything calmed down.  We know each other through a mutual friend and she needed a place and I had a spare room and could use the extra cash. We have been waiting this thing out together for over a year.  I don't expect her to leave and figure things out mid pandemic.  She pays rent so no big deal.  She's cool.  We have always kept things PG. No real hook up talk and due to the pandemic we never have people over. I caught her coming out of the shower once...it was just a bad timing thing.  No big deal we just kind of made brief eye contact and then both turned.  I apologized and she said it was her fault. No harm, no foul. Also I'm fairly certain I hear her masturbating sometimes but not 100% sure.

Anyway that ALL FUCKING CHANGED today....

Because of gyms being closed I setup a little workout station in my room. Bench, weights, mirror.  Anyway this afternoon I crushed a workout and had a shower.  When I got back to my room I was feeling good about myself so I decided to rub one out.  Now the way our apartment is layed out she never has to come anywhere near my room.  I left my door open the slightest fucking amount. Turns out that if someone is in the bathroom and has the medecine cabinet mirror open up all the way, it looks down the hall and into my room.  Well no bid deal because the door was only open a smidge and I was basically around a corner...EXCEPTTTTTT I have a fucking mirror kitty cornered at my workout station that looks right onto my fucking bed.

So unbeknownst (I'm too mad to care if that is spelled wrong) to me I am merrily just having at her. Full naked on my bed. Jerking off at a moderate pace, nothing facy. And just as I start getting close I hear a gasp and instinctively look up. There she is.  In the bathroom mirror staring into the mirror in my room and directly at me. I am talking FULL eye contact. For whatever reason this IMMEDIATELY makes me cum. I kind of like freeze up/blackout when I cum so there was nothing I could do. I figure she was in as much shock as I was because she didn't look away. She essentially stared right at me, clear as day, while I blew my load. Once I finished the reality of what happened kind of sunk in. She either laughed or smiled at me before she closed the cabinet mirror and I slammed my door shut about 20 seconds too late.  FML I'm embarrassed...

Here are my saving graces:

- she didn't freak out or anything so maybe she isn't too upset about it
- I just finished working out so I was looking dece (I'm in fairly good shape) so at least there is that
- I was having a good dick day plus I just shaved in the shower
- I wasn't fapping like a lunatic.

I have been hiding in my room since it happened.  I'm just going to own it.  No sense in doing anything else.  Hopefully she's chill with it.  It wasn't intentional...she must know that.

Now to the other matter at hand.  She's really fucking hot. Like 9/10 hot. Everyone tells her she likes like the chick from Piarates of the Carbibean.  I have never even flirted with her because believe it or not I am a decent dude and I am not going to scam on my roommate.  We are just friends. But that little laugh/smile at the end has me curious.  I know its bad news and realistically I would never act on anything.  But damn what if?...


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214,710 Whatever happens I'm grateful for the new life.


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214,709 I love when she wears those black knee high boots and a short skirt to the office. Only the young and hot can think this is appropriate, or pull it off. Anyway, this old man thanks you.


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214,708 Boycott Peloton!


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214,707 I love sex with my husband. It's amazing whether we just have a quicky or a marathon session. I have zero complaints.

My secret is that at this point and time I much prefer a quickie where he goes down on me and makes me cum and then does his thing and cums in me. I orgasm so much harder and faster from being eaten out than I do from sex. After I finish its so nice to just let him decide how he wants to fuck me and encourage him to cum in me. 5 minutes and we are done and minimal mess.

Am I alone on this or do other women feel this way? Don't get me wrong sometimes its nice to have a long session with multiple position changes and lots of foreplay. But like on a Wednesday night after work it so nice when he is in the mood and he takes care of me first then himself and 10 minutes later max we are cuddling and watching tv and relaxing.

Just me?...

F/28


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214,706 It's gonna end in heartache. I already know it but am proceeding anyway, just to feel


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214,705 Inflation is here now.  I can see it in the things I buy week by week. My wife just noticed this past weekend and mentions to me. The powers that be will lie to us about this, but it is already here.


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214,704 Everybody's going to laugh when she doesn't show up again.

I'm not stupid, I know this is a game at my expense.


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214,702 I'd climb a mountain for a snuggle but I bet I won't even get that.


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214,700 News headline:

"A Norwegian COVID-19 denier, who threw illegal gatherings, has died from the virus."

Darwinism triumphs again!


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214,699 Daunte Wright, the 20 year old shot and killed by a cop was being pulled over for having too many air fresheners hanging from his rear view mirror. For real? Too many air fresheners? You killed a guy for this momumental crime?

Cops, you are assholes.


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214,698 My daughter's school has dictated that all students must return to in-person learning tomorrow. I'm not sending her. What are they gonna do call the police? Can you imagine how this will play out? Many kids will feel like they have to go. The kids will get sick. Grandma at home will die. The school district will have to pay out several hundred million dollars in damages. Yea, good luck with that schools.


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214,697 C, it’s true that I still carry a lil torch for him. I can’t help it, it’s from us having a child together. It’s more for the idea
Of him than him actually. The actual him is too determined
To prove me wrong about getting what I wanted.

As for you, I carry a warm fuzzy feeling. It comes from you actually being there for me and actually caring day to day if she and I are okay and happy. You’re part of why I feel happier lately. I don’t know what to call it, but it feels like a deep affection. It gets deeper every time I see your message pop up on my phone and every time you ask
Me how I am feeling and every time I see you. Which is often,


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214,696 I thought I really liked you but idk now. You’re damn near impossible to deal with.


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214,695 My wife insists I'm controlling. I think it's a defense mechanism on her part. Truth is she controls everything. People don't appreciate this in her. I certainly don't. But as a defense mechanism she tells me I'm the controlling one. I've asked her many times for an example of me being controlling. She brought up our recent car purchase. She wanted a black BMW for $80,000. I said it's a bit over budget. She threw a fit. We ended up buying exactly what she wanted. This is her example of me being controlling. See how that works? She controlling but she tries to pin that negative attribute on me. I'm very tired of the way she lies to make herself look better while trying to make be look like the perpetual bad guy.


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214,694 I rarely leave my house if the trip will be more than an hour. I worry I won't find quick access to a bathroom if needed.


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214,693 I bought a raffle ticket to win a van so I can get out of here. That's how desperate I am. Chances of winning are zero. But it at least gives me hope for the next month until the drawing.


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214,692 I won't blame her for not wanting me.


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214,691 I'm rarely wrong, but willing to admit it and apologize if I am, provided that someone can tell/show me why I'm wrong.  My wife gets angry with me for "always having to be right," and many of our disagreements turn in to harsh feelings when she accuses me of always having to be right instead of explaining to me why I'm not.  I'd rather be wrong than simply be dismissed.


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214,689 I had three slices of coffee cake tonight. I think my diet is officially over. I hate myself.


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214,688 My secret is that I look down on people who need to have movie endings explained to them.


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214,687 My secret is that I look down on people who need to have movie endings explained to them.


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214,686 I’ve “only” slept with 6 different women in my life, the last one being my wife (married 20 years). While each of the 6 was a somewhat different experience, I don’t think I would feel any more fulfilled had I had 16, 26, or 36. YMMV.


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214,685 My husband's sister always wears a long denim skirt. Always. It's an Ozark thing.


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214,683 April 18th is the worst day every year... always a disappointment.


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214,681 First thing I'm gonna do when my vaccinations are complete is eat a salad. It's been over a year. There was no way to sterilize a salad to kill the virus. I couldn't bake leafy greens in the oven at 400 degrees for an hour. This meant to be safe I had to skip salads. Oh man am I looking forward to eating healthy again.


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214,679 FINALLY!!!! Gosh! It's amazing when you can see all your hard work paying off!

My gosh! The level of joy I feel right now is just...absolutely amazing. I have successfully navigated myself out of customer service into a profession that is much much more rewarding.

I got my goal job!!! Time for some new goals. So freaking excited and happy.
Happiness.....wow


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214,678 The worst part about being with a go-getter is having a husband who tears you apart occasionally over really minor things..but the things he’s throwing in your face aren’t lies :/ I know I’m not normal, and my brain isn’t like everyone else’s.

It sucks twice as much for me as it does for you though..


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214,677 We’ll be married five years come November, and I’ve never felt *in love* with you.

I was still in love with my ex when we got together, so there’s probably some resentment there somewhere.....


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214,676 Young girls don't like ugly old men.

They date guys about 4 years older on average.

Older men smell bad, aren't as sexually appealing, and tend to lack an ability to interface with younger people.

No matter how much testosterone I have, or how long I'm going to live, I'm still getting wrinkly, I'm still an archaic dinosaur.

The time for beautiful young women has passed. I never really got any to be honest. They only settled for me after the guys they really wanted clowned them.

I've never been Loved. I'll die never having been Loved.

And It's Ok.

40/M


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214,673 It Was Wrong Of Me To Spew My Sewage.

I Am Sorry.

It Helped A Girl Who Needed It Very Much. Thank You For Tolerating Me.


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214,672 I don't understand how cheaters do it. How do they go out and have a whole other side life with an affair partner, say absolutely horrific, untrue things about their spouse to them, then come home, tell said spouse how much they love and adore them, climb into bed next to them and sleep like a baby?


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214,671 I like food too much.


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214,666 I just wish the girl I liked had been willing to wait for me while I figured things out.

Sucks to lose this last thing, but I guess I'll move on and try to do better.

If she could've waited six more months, but she jumped the gun.

Fuckin sucks.


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214,665 It turns out I was right all along!

For 10 years I've been saying the same shit, beginning to think I was insane, and I was right!

The person who had been lying fessed up today, and it was everything I suspected plus some really weird shit that totally vindicates everything I've been doing for years!

Everyone who said I was paranoid was wrong. The gaslighters lost, and now I'm going to get to be happy and free!

Never fucking give up ever. 11 Years of holding out for the Truth and I finally got it. You don't have to let the liars win!


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214,664 Shallowest thing I have ever done. I ghosted a woman because she had an ugly vagina. I mean stomach turning nasty.  She was married and desperate to find someone to love, she would do anything in bed, anal, bondage, spanking, swallowing, atm etc. We had slept together a few times and spent a weekend together at a hotel. I got a good look at her naked in the light of day and couldn't believe I had put my mouth/cock on such a nasty looking pussy. I made an excuse to cut the last day short and took off. I never let her know why, I simply avoided all further contact. I like to think I've grown as a person since then but still never got back in touch with her.



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214,663 Headline:

"US opens more distance in worldwide race against coronavirus"

This disturbs me. Vaccinations shouldn't be a competition. We shouldn't be trying to beat other nations. We should be helping them. I'm very unimpressed with the way America is handling this.


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214,662 I've been feeling sick for two months. I wonder if it's the vaccine.


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214,661 I hate my voice.


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214,659 I think I just dodged a sexless marriage!

Never *ever* go after a woman that thinks sex is disgusting.


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214,658 I went to the dentist to have teeth pulled.

After the operation, I felt myself getting sick to my stomach. I couldn't feel the left side of my face. At that point I drifted somewhere else.

Then I woke up and saw several strange faces all looking very concerned looking down at me. I didn't know where I was at first and it took me awhile to remember where I was. I was dreaming about being in some dark room and having a conversation with a friend or something. The staff were massed around me in a near panic.

Anyway, they said my eyes were rolling back and I was convulsing. I'm not sure what happened, but it was really weird. Two days later and zero pain whatsoever from having two of my molars removed.




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214,655 Someone's beliefs have little to do with who they are as a person. Some of the cruelest, pettiest, most vindictive people I know believe all the "right" things. Some of the kindest, gentlest, most graceful people I know believe all the "wrong" things.

What's "right" and what's "wrong" depends on your own beliefs, of course. (Doesn't it always?)

It's hard for me to remember this. But I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.


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214,654 Only 11% of the world has been vaccinated. This pandemic has a long way to go. There will be many more deaths.


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214,653 The Subaru Ascent has 19 cup holders. This strikes me as absurd. Why would a car need 19 cup holders?


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214,652 My former girlfriend is a member of a bicycle riding club. They have daily rides. Members sign up online. My former girlfriend often signs up. The club posts a running list of who will be on each ride. This is a stalkers dream come true.


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214,651 Yep, the hag took the daughter on a road trip. Totally ignores all emails from my hub regarding their daughter and her late assignments.

The ex lets the 16 year old drive the bus and their relationship is upside down but the daughter likes it because mom gives the daughter everything the daughter wants as long as the daughter hates her father and refuses to speak to him.

The hag is a worthless bitch but because she's fat, people end up feeling sorry for her and think she's "nice".

She's a liar and has always told the daughter lots of lies and half trurhs about her father - rthings that kids don't need or want to hear. My hub is heartbroken because the daughter is towing the party line.


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214,650 I wish my wife had more maturity. She will get mad at something I didn't cause, like she spilled sauce on her pants. Then she gets mad and refuses to talk to me for an entire day. She's like a childish 2 year old. She mopes around the house and refuses to say a word. She really need to grow the fuck up.


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214,649 I don't mind anymore if people choose not to wear masks and choose not to get vaccinated. If the country fails to achieve herd immunity and the virus keeps spreading, well it doesn't affect me. I'm fully vaccinated. The only ones who will get sick and die are the stubborn jackasses who refuse to believe in science. I say let them die. This is Darwinism at work. This is good for the future of mankind.


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214,648 My 5 year old attends a Montessori school on a horse ranch.
She goes 3 days a week. We spent a lot of money but I felt it was worth it.
Until recently. He teachers aid is strange. She asks me personal questions that I’m just not comfortable with.
She has seemed curious about me from day one. She hugs me really tightly (yes, even during the pandemic.)
She’s revealed to me that she left an abusive marriage and that why she moved here. She revealed to me that she takes anxiety medication.
I had a breast augmentation and she actually asked me if I had my boobs done. I felt that wasn’t professional. It rubbed me the wrong way.
She asks my daughter if she had bruises on her arm. (It was make up.)
She asked my daughter if she was okay and ignored my husband when he said she’s fine.
I think she thinks my husband is abusive. She talks about how close she is with god. We are atheists.
Wtf do I do?
I’m concerned she is looking for something wrong with my child.


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214,647 I don't like this new wordage where instead of saying someone died, you say she passed. It's confusing to me because she passed can mean many things. She passed an exam. She passed me on the highway. She passed gas. I find it needlessly annoying to now use it to mean she died. Leave our language alone!


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214,646 I need a favor from the ladies that frequent this page. I'd like to preface this by saying this is a legitimate request for suggestion and not some weird, creepy, sex thing.  Just looking for some anonymous help.

My wife has been hinting that she wants a new sex toy.  She has a pretty basic penis shaped pink vibrator right now that she has had for a pretty long time. It has a dial at the back to control the speed/intensity and it has a slight curve at the head. (just to give you an idea of what she has been using). She likes it but I think she wants somehting newer and more exciting.

I want to suprise her with one but I'm not sure which direction to go.  And it's not really something I can approach any of our female friends about without raising a few eyebrows.

Any suggestions?

m/34 who just wants to do something nice for his wife!



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214,645 My ex-wife is a cruel vicious woman. She wanted to have a family birthday dinner for our daughter who is turning 21. My ex invited me to come. It would be only the three of us. At first I thought this was a nice gesture. I asked about the logistics. Granted because I have a medical condition my life is complicated during this pandemic and I avoid any potential virus exposure. My ex hates this about me. But she said not a problem. We will meet outside this one restaurant. She'll go in and pickup take-out. We will then walk over to the park and have ourselves a picnic. Sounded good to me. But when we met at the restaurant, my ex demanded we eat inside. She knew full well I couldn't say yes to that. She then turned to our daughter and said, "See what a coward your father is? He's a shameful disgrace."

It was a setup. My ex planned this out to make me look bad. Yes, what a cowardly horrible person I am for wanting to stay alive....

She's a terrible person. With every encounter she reminds me why we are divorced.


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214,644 I think God is trying to tell us Machismo is bad.

The whole “be tough, don’t stay home, don’t cower, don’t get the vaccine if you’re ‘strong’ enough.”

I once read about a group of monkeys where the Alpha males (aggressive, mean, macho) were the ones who got first dibs at all food. When a favorite fruiting tree got sick and produced bad fruit; all of the alpha males died. The scientists then observed a whole new community blossom after the alphas were gone. The kinder, gentler males were left and virtually all physical fighting stopped.

I honestly wonder if Corona is the poisonous fruit that God has sent to remove the macho males.


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214,643 I'm warming up for a zucchini... wishing a neighbor would stop by...


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214,642 My brother and his wife have gotten fatter and more unhappy every year since the first kid came 8 years ago. But everything is fine... everything is fine. Look we all have phones and tablets, everyone is distracted so everything is fine.

He's not that smart my brother.


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214,641 The only vaccine I can get locally is the J&J, that is apparently causing blood clots in a few women and killing them.

Hmm when the lesser of two evils is maybe instant death. but still scientists are proving the side effects of Rona to be worse. To say I’m not scared to get vaccinated is a lie, but one in a millionth chance to clot and die over these frightening, life long side effects of Rona. Bring on that needle!


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214,640 I had sex with my college professor right after I took the final on the last day of class. I went over to her house and her husband wasn’t home yet, so she let me fuck her in the ass because neither of us had condoms, so we didn’t want to risk anything. But pumping cum deep in her ass is to this day the best sex I have ever had in my life. I wish we would have stayed in touch.


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214,639 People with fiery moral convictions scare me. You're that sure you're right? About everything? All the time, constantly?

I was once like that. Then I fucked up. Did something I can't take back.

Now I try to give others the same grace I wish to be given to me.  


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214,637 Word games from my wife.

I ask, "Did you cheat on me?"

She responds, "There is no one of significance in my life except you."

I ask again, "Okay, but did you cheat? I'm not asking if he is significant in your life. Did you have sex with someone outside our marriage."

She responds, "I already told you there is no one of significance. I'm not answering anymore questions." Then she stormed off.

What do you make of this? I think she's dodging the direct question. I think she cheated with some boy toy and doesn't want to fess up.


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214,636 Here is the difference between me and my father:  He is wealthy, He worked hard and my mother (deceased) took great care of the money and invested it wisely.  My husband and I never passed up an opportunity to make money. We are wealthy, by any standard.

My husband, Dad and I caught lunch at a local diner this week. He grabbed the check so I told him I would get the tip. The check was $ 36.  I tipped $20. He told me I was just "throwing money away" . He was angry, and stewed in the car.

No I am not throwing money away.  Maybe it will help someone make their student loan payment this month. Maybe replace some worn out shoes for a child. Or pay for a child to take part in a field trip. That money did not go in the trash. It went to a HUMAN BEING and will be used again.

We have nothing but blood in common :(


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214,634 When you were overseas, did we have a conversation where you asked me to send you a naughty picture??


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214,633 I watched the recording of the pharaohs’ golden parade in Cairo and was fascinated by it. It was lovely to see that even thousands of years after these kings’ and queens’ deaths, Egyptians still show so much respect to these people who were their ancestors instead of just regarding them as dried up corpses like many people probably do. I had a flashback to a memory when I was a kid, and I ended up bawling. So, here I am writing about to get it off my chest and it’s probably going to be one of those tl;dr secrets. Sorry.

I was fascinated with ancient civilizations when I was a kid in the 90s/early 2000s, particularly Egypt. I mean f a s c i n a t e d. I started studying it in the 2nd grade. I read everything I could get my hands on about it. Imagine my excitement when the internet became a thing and I could start reading to my heart’s content! My childhood was rough at times, but this was my escape, and I was never happier than I was when I could immerse myself in reading, drawing hieroglyphs, watching movies about it, etc. I have ADHD, and I tend to hyper focus like crazy, so that just made me that much more immersed in it.

I dreamed of being an archaeologist as early as the 4th grade. I wanted to go out on digs and find artifacts, teach others, and contribute to a better understanding of the past. I paid extra attention in science and history class. I was sooo fucking ready to start working towards this goal and couldn’t wait to go to college after high school start my career.

Something I don’t ever think I can forgive my father for is the day he killed my dream and my passion for studying Egyptology.I was in the 6th grade, about 12/13 years old. He got sick and tired of me talking to him about a book I found in the library that I was really enjoying, and he snapped. He got in my face and growled through his teeth “Egypt is dead. Those people are all dead. It’s the past, and the past is dead and being obsessed with it is useless. Get your head out of the past and start living in the god damn present.” He glared at me scathingly and then went back to watching TV.

I remember walking away from him in shock to my room and crumpling to the floor in tears. Everyone I knew thought it was neat that I had something I loved so much. No one ever discouraged me or even teased me about it. I remember feeling physical pangs of pain in my heart. After I stopped crying, I got a box out of my closet. I put all my books, my knick knacks, art projects, drawings, anything related to ancient Egypt in it and put it in the back of my closet. I never touched any of it again. I stopped studying and didn’t plan anymore to go into archaeology. It was gone, and I felt so empty.

That bastard broke my heart and my spirit. I was a just little girl. How cruel, how fucking cruel to crush a child’s passion for something they love like that. What kind of monster do you have to be to destroy your own child’s dreams and aspirations? I mean, I could have been obsessing over boy bands and being popular at school.  How was he not proud of having a child who loved to learn and set goals for herself? I’ll never understand that. I became depressed after that, and he then turned to mocking me by calling me “Miss Gloom and Doom.”

He’s said lots of awful things to me, but that stands out as one of the worst. I haven’t thought about this in years and years until this evening. I was 10 years old again, watching this amazing parade in awe and enthrallment and totally fangirling when I saw the hearses with these rulers’ names on them that I all recognized. Then this horrible memory popped into my mind, and I broke into tears, and for a moment, I was 12 years old again and reliving the moment my father broke my heart and my spirit that I never recovered from.

He probably doesn’t even remember it. He wouldn’t show remorse for it anyway. I’ve only ever confronted him about one shitty thing he did, and all he did was gaslight me and make me feel like a petulant child about it. He has never felt remorse or apologized for any pain he’s inflicted on anyone. I have forgiven some things he’s done, but not this. This one stands out to me as exceptionally cruel. I just don’t understand how someone could live with themselves after permanently crushing a child’s dreams and passions. A part of me wants to forgive, but I don’t know how.


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214,632 Anybody else scared that all these no mask, no vaccine, “I want my freedom” mother effers might brew up a child killing variant?

How do we get the moms of Michigan to consider THAT? I don’t want them making a child killing Corona. What about my freedoms?

Please get vaccinated. Don’t be a variant maker.


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214,631 Thanks for the flag there.

I appreciate your rejection of my experience.

^_^


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214,630 Getting chucked by her hurt more than getting raped when I was an infant!

Loooooooooooooooool.


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214,629 Fuck that nasty bitch and her butt ugly retard boyfriend.


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214,628 I feel like I need to take another day off to cry.


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214,627 I have a few do-gooder friends who often ask on-line for a donation for some cause or another. I will give them $25. But so often I never get a thank you from them. Why not? Whatever. Just know if you don't say thank you I will not give you a donation ever again.


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214,626 I think we are going the wrong way with the J&J vaccine. One woman out of 7 million shots resulted in death. Okay, I don't want to see any deaths. But delaying the vaccine for those scheduled for a J&J shot will result in dozens of covid deaths. The math makes no sense. Give the J&J shot.


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214,625 When I google something I ignore any results from Pinterest. It's got to be one of the most annoying websites.


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214,624 the Midwest is looking way more racist than the south these days.


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214,623 I’m in love with you but I’m marrying him.
I wish I could be strong and be alone but I’m lonely. I’ve waited a decade to stop loving you. It’s not happening and it’s not that I don’t love my fiancé.

He’s just not you. And you’re gone.

Is it wrong to get married when you love someone else ? Someone you can never have ?




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214,622 It is amazing how much work I can get done when I'm not cruising for porn and other sex related web sites on the internet all day!


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214,621 I think the cop who fired her gun instead of her taser needs to be drug tested immediately.



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214,620 I know a family in lockdown mode for the past year. They have been rigorous about it. They have a 4 year old. In August he's going into kindergarten. The school invited the new kindergarten families in for a visit. This family felt they should go. Three days later the kid has Corona. Now the parents have it too. How totally sucky. Poor kid, poor family. Visiting the school was supposed to be fun, not deadly. This aint over people.The world is not done with the virus yet. Be safe and vigilant.


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214,619 If she was trying to make me jealous it completely backfired.

I have a little screenshot of her with that guy and her dog. It's fucking revolting.

Any time I get tempted to find her attractive again, I have the perfect antidote.

Now to find some women who will have the good taste to pick me!

^_^


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214,618 Once you are vaccinated, will you continue to wear a mask? I'm not sure what to do when I'm fully vaccinated in another week.


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214,617 I got over it before I turned 40!


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214,616 I think the highlight of every cop's career is helping a woman give birth. Not in a good way. Could you imagine the thoughts going on in the cop's head, how he is seeing free pussy.


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214,615 Most fucked up troll I've ever encountered. Every day she makes online digs about people getting vaccinated. She calls them cowards. She says the vaccine isn't safe. She proclaims no one should get the jab. Well now it turns out she herself was vaccinated two months ago. What scum she is. She gets herself protected. But tries to make sure others are left vulnerable to infection. Now I've seen it all.


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214,614 I don't think Nickelback is that bad.


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214,610 Did you ever hit bottom or are you still spiraling out of control?
To give up your family to chase a sex fetish/kink still blows my mind


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214,609 Still together?


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214,608 Was it magic or madness?

We'll find out tomorrow.


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214,607 I had a dream that you had gotten a girlfriend. The dream wasn’t real but the pain was and it was still there when I woke up. I wish you lived me and I wish you would help raise our daughter. We both need you.


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214,605 My first Love was the Ocean.


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214,604 I have a husband I love dearly. I'm also afraid of losing him, so I'm constantly wondering about all the ways it'd be possible. Mostly, I think of him cheating. This anxiety is impossible to live with, and sometimes I feel like it'd be easier not to have met him at all. It must be so freeing not to be in a relationship. It's not to say that I don't want to be with him, but I have no idea how to get of my anxiety. Well, I'm in therapy and I'm working on it, so maybe I'll have the answer to this one day.

Actually, I may have the answer. I've experienced a lot of traumas in my life, especially childhood, that have created all sorts of insecurities in me. I also have attachment and abandonment issues. We can be very codependent and we're best friends and we love to spend all our time together, but his decision to do these things feels like a choice out of love. Mine feels like a choice out of love and fear. He's my security blanket. I'm learning how to be more independent in therapy, but I get myself so wound up about what would happen if he suddenly died or ran off with someone else that it ruins my ability to enjoy all the beautiful memories we're creating in the now.

I've been depressed for more than a decade and my brain loves to find ways to remind me that I'm not enough for someone, so I know that's playing a big role, too. I'd just like to reach a point where I don't spend my free afternoons imagining the worst. It's so damaging and unproductive.


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214,603 Nobody has anything to worry about from me. I'm takin' it easy and don't have any agenda this week.

I'm trying to move on, not move in!


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214,602 Ummm, if it's a contact-less delivery, DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR TO ASK A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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214,601 I was expecting a commission check, and when my mailman saw me and my wife walking together, he pulled up and said, "I didn't want to leave this at your house, because it needs a signature," I gladly said, I'll take it right here with a smile.  Turns out, I'm being sued on an unrelated matter, and I'm still waiting on that fucking commission!


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214,600 Yes, I yelled at my wife the other day.  Why?  She purposefully tried to sabotage my relationship with one of our daughters by divulging a private conversation. In the conversation, I wasn't "100% supportive" of her choice of college this Fall.

"Protecting our daughter" is not an excuse.  There is no way she would have never known were it not for wife.

I trust her with my life but I don't trust her anymore if that makes sense?


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214,599 My boyfriend shaved his full beard he’s had the entire time we’ve been dating and he looks odd. Like a stranger. I’m trying to be supportive as it’s his face and his facial hair. Haven't said anything.

But it is super hard to look at him right now. I feel so shallow. I never thought a beard or appearance would have a difference in our relationship.


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214,598 Whoa. I feel like Michigan is getting what it deserves. Hopefully they don’t breed another variant passing it amongst themselves. If they do, can we call it the Stupid Mitten Variant?


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214,597 Whoa, it's becoming a thing for people to get vaccinated with two doses of one vaccine. Then when completed, they get vaccinated all over again with two doses of the other vaccine. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I want people to be protected as much as possible. But many are still waiting for their first vaccine. Seems wrong for those with means and money to get a second vaccine right now.


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214,596 Fuck you for not taking those documents down. What I want you to say in response to my email is “I’ll take them down if you let me fuck you and make you cum once more.” But like you won’t even respond and I don’t know who I hate worse. You for being a raging sociopath that gave me Stockholm syndrome over 10 years ago, or me who still wants to feel how alive I felt when I was with you.


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214,595 My period is 10 days late. I haven’t had sex in three months. I have had two periods since the last time I had sex. I can’t be pregnant. It’s not possible. Right? Tell me I’m being stupid for worrying about this.


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214,594 "If you want to kill yourself, just abandon your life. Go somewhere no one knows your name. Start again. Make a new life for yourself."

See, the problem with traveling is that you take yourself with you.


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214,593 I can't date girls below a certain intelligence level because they can't perceive mental productivity.

They think I sit around doing nothing and then money magically appears. It never occurs to them that I'm thinking of solutions to difficult problems.

The idea that work can be happening in a brain is beyond their comprehension.


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214,592 I’m dying I’m dying I’m dying I say to myself on repeat as I attempt to function through life since he left me. I cry every couple of hours. I’m dying. He didn’t even try to make it work. 18 years.


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214,591 Sometimes I mispronounce words and later find out how they’re pronounced. I then cringe at what an idiot I am.


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214,590 Lol that guy was the best she could do.


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214,589 Apparently it's a crime for a black man to go for a jog.

Cops sicken me.


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214,588 I got the formula right, but she didn't wait for me.

Oh well! Deleting it now.


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214,587 I don't care what you do anymore.

I'm young and wealthy, beautiful and brilliant.

I don't need anything you have.


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214,586 You don't want me in your clique? You don't want me to comment on your public news forum? You don't like old married guys?
My message to you all: See ya. My yard wants me. My friends care about and respect my perspective. My wife likes me and loves me and doesn't think I'm creepy. Fuck y'all and fuck my ex and her family of assholes. BUH BYE hahahaha


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214,585 I like it. I lick it. I like to lick it.


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214,584 Commercial on YouTube:

"Hey guys, today I'm going to show you how to properly trim your balls."

How is it possible that foul ads like this are permitted? Why should my daughter have to be confronted with such lewd talk. If you were in a park or at a restaurant or even walking past someone's yard with your children and a stranger came up and started talking about his balls, wouldn't you call the cops? Yet it's okay for YouTube to do it? Why does YouTube get a free pass on this.


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214,583 Is it okay to dump someone via text message if you have only been talking and texting for a few months - and never met in person?


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214,582 C, I had a great time with you, you gave me something tonight I have been unable to find for years--a hell of an adventure, a real one. Something I wouldn't have given myself without you and something that money can't reallllly buy outright. I don't really know how to read you, somehow what really goes on in your head is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.  I don't know, at all, how you feel about me.  maybe it's not for me to know or something. Maybe you're emotionally unavailable forever and its not something I can just change because I feel like it. If that is true, I do understand...even if its a little sadly. I get it. I am still here for you even if you don't really know it yet.

     What I do know, my dear...is that the more time I spend with you; the more I care and the more I see the things I like a bout you.  In a very lovely and most importantly INTANGIBLE way...you ADD to my life. I'm glad you're in it, for real!  You're impactful to me and I notice it and I treasure it...so thank you!


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214,581 if I had the chance to do oxy again I would do it without hesitation


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214,580 You see the lunacy of the people who refuse to get vaccinated? They claim they want everything opened up again. They want life to go 100% back to normal. But think about it. I'm not going to a restaurant until all of you are vaccinated. That's my right. So yeah, go ahead, refused to get vaccinated and business will continue to suffer. Good plan morons.


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214,579 Ha ha ha. Tell me what you would do. A few months ago new neighbors moved in next door. They are a 30 something year old couple. The week they moved in they were trouble. They were nasty as could be. The husband was walking along the sidewalk with his dog. No leash. The dog pooped on my lawn while I was standing there. The husband then started to walk away. I nicely called over to him. I introduced myself. I said I see you moved in this week. Welcome. Then I asked if he could pick up after his dog. I mean come on, that's just common courtesy. To paraphrase, he told me to fuck off. Who behaves that way. Talk about making a rotten first impression! And note, they are not trailer trash. This is a very nice neighborhood.

Okay, a few months have gone by. This week I received a delivery from Amazon. But I didn't order anything from Amazon. I looked at the mailing label, ha ha ha, it was mis-delivered. It was meant for my new neighbor.

So what do you think I should do? I could bring the packages over to their house and quietly leave. Or I could ring their doorbell and talk to them so they will know it is me and what a good neighbor I am. Or I could open the boxes and hopefully get some of my Christmas shopping done early this year. :)


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214,578 He was my best friend, but soul mate? I don’t know, I hope not. When he came in me it certainly felt like he was my soulmate.


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214,577 I was using the internet to work through some issues but it stopped helping.

Going to try some other things that hurt less and accomplish more.

Sorry for the inconvenience.


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214,576 I'd like to meet your mother and shove you back up inside of her.


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214,575 my roommate really wants a clean house but does not want to clean house. it is endlessly infuriating.

take the dishes, for example. he wants no dishes in the sink, no dishes on the drying rack, no dishes in the dishwasher. he texts us all with pictures of dirty dishes in the sink/on the counter, snarkily asking us to clean them up, getting angry at us for putting dishes in the sink instead of the dishwasher. meanwhile what does he do? throw his dishes on the sink/counter instead of following his own request and putting them in the dishwasher. a few months back we worked out a system for dirty dishes -- if you cooked a meal for everyone, you do not have to do the dishes. simple, right? the problem is that both my roommates never do the dishes unless directly asked several times. one roommate simply does not care about kitchen mess. the other roommate is the one who wants the clean kitchen but never wants to do any of the cleaning. when confronted about this -- as I have, several times -- he constructs these complex rationalizations for why he doesn't actually have to do these dishes, and then he's pedantic about the turn system for a week afterwards. never mind that he never abides by the system. never mind that I am the only one who abides by it. it is suddenly EXTREMELY important that the dishes washing is done justly and equitably once he's asked to do the dishes, EXTREMELY important when he cooks (he's a terrible cook) so he can lord the system over us so he doesn't have to do the dishes, but when the system says it's his turn? suddenly... nope! not important anymore! let them sit in dirty water for a week! that's fine!

now let's go to the roommate that doesn't care. his girlfriend is here so often she essentially lives with us. the roommate that doesn't care has never done the dishes without being asked. ever. e-v-e-r. ever. if you ask him he'll do them without complaint (unlike the other roommate) but you have to directly ask him. the man's in his mid-20s.

know who winds up actually doing the dishes? me and his live-in girlfriend, because we both hate kitchen mess. I once tried not doing the dishes for a bit to see if I could wait them out. both sides of the sink overflowed with dirty dishes. the kitchen stank of rotting food. mold. we had flies. FLIES. my roommates ate from paper towels. I finally did them.

I have learned my lesson. the whole "we'll just take turns!" does not work, because once people figure out one person has a low tolerance for mess and hates conflict, they will exploit them.

I'm feeling really frustrated with and disappointed in my roommates, especially the one who wants a clean house. the one who doesn't care is tolerable. if you're a bit of a slob but you'll clean up if asked, okay, fine. it's annoying but at least you clean up if it bothers others. it's the minimum but it's tolerable. but if you want a clean house... you have to clean up! you live here too! me and her aren't your maids!

I know this is harsh but I had to get this off my chest. I'm just really frustrated with them right now.


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214,574 There's a new report out today saying the vaccine interferes with a woman's menstrual cycle. Could you imagine...... what if we inoculate 90% of the population and then realize every woman is now sterile. Holy shoot. It would be like the plot to a science fiction movie.


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214,573 I've been working like a dog for years. It wasn't good enough. She picked someone else.

I can lift more now than ever, am great at my job, making more money.

Fuck the losers who don't want me. I'm not trying to go back.

I've gotten better at everything I care about.

Teach someone else how to be a cuckold. I don't want to!


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214,572 I'm tired of always being the one who has to apologize. I'm tired of doing and saying things that require an apology. why am I like this?


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214,571 My father is going deaf. He refuses to learn how to text. He rushes through everything and refuses to listen. He’s killing me.



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214,570 As completely FUCKED as it is, I wake up some days and think to myself: “I’m almost 37, have had 3 kids, and I’m nowhere near fat yet!”
As a child, I always just assumed every woman ended up fat.
Tell me you’re from the south without telling me you’re from the south.


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214,569 I don’t desire sex with my husband anymore.
I’m also not sure that there’s any way back from this?
You push someone long enough, gaslight them, make them feel shitty, and do nothing to better yourself in the meantime? What did you expect?



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214,568 She's a pain in the ass. I don't want anything to do with her anymore. I could tell her the issues I have with her, but what is the point? It's not up to me to give guidance on her personality (judgmental, pushy, whiny, gold diggerish). It would only serve to make her feel bad. I see no need for that. My other choice is to ghost her. This could be the more humane option. What would you do?


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214,567 I wish they made microwaves and refrigerators for cars.


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214,566 I just lost 38 pounds and need new clothes. Go me! I haven’t bought new clothes in a long time. It’s exciting.

It is also more frustrating than I ever thought it would be because so many of the stores I shopped at before I gained weight a while back are only carrying ‘90s styles in gross colors that were popular when I was a kid in the ‘90s. Crop tops...lettuce edge shirts...mom jeans...mom jean shorts?! I can hardly find anything I like that’s not ‘90s inspired! Some of these girls are dressed like Joi from the movie Friday. My options are limited now and it’s a bummer :(

The ‘90s just need to take their tacky jeans and go home now...


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214,565 I stopped by the bar on my way home from work to check on my friend who tried a certain drug for the first time.


Flash forward, I did drugs again tonight. That was not the plan dammit!


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214,563 I am a liberal/progressive. Not a total "leftist" but my social media and friends circles are pretty much on the left. I vote Democrat and voted for Obama for both his terms as well as Biden in 2020. I never truly hated Trump as much as I acted like I do/did on Facebook and Twitter. To be sure there were many things I severely disliked about his persona, politics and personality. But there were some things I actually agreed with during his admin and gave credit for. Secretly, of course. I also was a Trump fan and liked him from his days on The Apprentice tv show. Sometimes, I secretly and low-key liked him as president. I have visited his hotel in DC out of curiosity and felt that it was a beautiful place.

Now Matt Gaetz is a Republican politician who I genuinely despise. The sex scandals involving teenage girls are just the cherry on top. The stories including scandals involving legal age women are disgusting. He has to be the most unattractive politician we have right now. Either party. Very punchable face.


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214,562 My tastes and favorite kinds of porn to watch or to read in erotica (no particular order):

threesome (both fmf and mfm),"regular" (m/f) and lesbian, sometimes orgy. I have never actually been with a woman romantically or sexually before but it is something I wish to try or do one day. The watchings and readings are and so far have been the only outlets if you will for that side of my sexuality.

F//34


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214,561 My dad loves me now so idk if I even wanna be a hoe anymore


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214,560 I'm grateful to know the truth.


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214,559 I am trying to tone down my anger at people not wearing masks. There's no way to tell if they are vaccinated and spreading their wings a little, which I guess is okay a little. Or if they aren't vaccinated and continue to be mother fucking jackass pricks.


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214,558 "I Don't Care If I Hurt Other People Anymore."


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214,557 I Don't Care If I Hurt Other People Anymore.


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214,556 I'm afraid to click on an online ad anymore. I know I will be bombarded by that ad for the next few months if I click on it. Silly isn't it. If they would be reasonable about showing me the ad I would click on it. I might even buy the product. By because they will shove the ad down my throat forever, I avoid clicking on it. The sellers defeat their own purpose.


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214,555 I get my second shot of the vaccine today and I can't stop crying. I think a year's worth of stress is being released.


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214,554 This divorce at our age (in our 70's) is such a tedious, traumatic, emotional  and physically draining time in our lives. We rarely argue, but the DECISIONS on the household and barn items is more than we ever anticipated. We have to approach oh so slowly - one bin/box, one room, one cabinet at a time and do our best to stay strong, stay rested, and kind. I so wish our families remain patient and compassionate. It's the letting go of a partner that I thought I would live out my life with, that is so very painful and confusing as I have yet to let go of loving and caring for him. God, stick with us in this huge transition. We need all the help we can get.


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214,553 I just learned what an "alpha widow" is.  It's a woman who had a relationship, or a fling, or some sort of romantic connection with an "alpha guy" early in her life.  After that experience, she believes the only guy worthy of her attention is a guy who can compare to that one "alpha guy."  She either never gets married because no guy is "good enough" for her, or she settles for a "beta guy" later in life.  I don't know if any of this is true, but it would explain why my Facebook and Instagram feeds are filled with beautiful older women who never got married.


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214,552 I don't force my presence on people and I'm not as dumb as I look.


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214,551 I have no desire to sleep with you. I've heard how you talk about the people you sleep with when you think they can't hear you. I don't want to be part of that. Sorry.


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214,550 I only check my email, Slack, PMs, and DMs after midnight. That way I can respond to people but they're asleep and won't hit me with an instant response telling me more things I need to do and more things I fucked up.


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214,549 When they're too weak to beat you, they try mind games.


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214,547 Hardly a secret but child abuse goes so unnoticed/accepted it makes me sick! If you see, suspect or hear something; do something!  I reported a neighbor (and told that bitch it was me), called CPS (useless) and took care of the kids until they were turned over to who knows! Absolutely disgusting to see innocent children with with black & blue eyes & faces, beaten up, etc. I’m a mother and this kills me. This world is completely broken. Who, in the world, beats, starves and tortures innocent children? Victoria Rose Smith! Say her name! Another innocent beaten to death!


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214,544 So the USA is thinking of making Washington DC into our 51st state. And if ever you worried about our government making good decisions... the plan is to call this 51st state Washington.

I'm too tired. Could someone please tell Congress we already have a state named Washington.

Doh.


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214,543 I don’t like when someone comes in my house. I worry this place smells bad.


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214,542 When I hear about a guy in jail killing himself, come on, we all know he got raped in the ass and couldn’t deal with it.


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214,540 Increasingly, I have come to hate my job. I have been working for over 21 years and wanting to stop working since the last 4-5 years. But it was never this bad. I think what makes it worse is that I cannot afford to stop the paychecks. Trying very hard to continue...and hoping that I get the strength to push through these times. Anyone else here who has gone through anything similar with your jobs? Does this phase pass?


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214,539 Buried deep in the 5,000 page covid relief bill signed by the president is a requirement for the Director of National Intelligence to release to the public all information about UFOs visiting our planet.

You couldn't make the stuff up. We're a country of morons.


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214,538 The is a drug commercial on TV in recent weeks. I think it's for a anti-depressant. It shows a woman laying down outdoors on a lounge chair with a man. They are both smiling. The message being that if you take this anti-depressant, you will be happier and even have a boyfriend. If you look closely however, the camera angle is such that when the woman is laying down, you can look right up her baggy shorts and see her pink underwear. I don't need an anti-depressant. Seeing her undies is enough to make me happy


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214,537 I have been chatting with a woman named Becky for a few months on a dating app. We are both single. The conversation has been very flirty. It's a dating app after all. But I'm confused.

Becky tells me I'm a prude. I'm always polite. I'm always helpful. I'm always optimistic. I never say anything inappropriate or risque or dirty. She tells me point blank to stop being so respectful to her.

So okay, a few days later we are texting about ex love interests. She asks why I liked one particular girl. I say some nice things. Then I remember I should be a little more edgy, so I mention the girl had a delightfully large clitoris. Becky flips out. She gets angry. She says it's completely inappropriate to mention another woman's genitals. She tells me I must be a "pervert".

Gimme a break. She baits me to say something dirty. Then when I do, she bashes me for it. I'm thinking she is not stable and is just toying with me. If you were in my shoes, would you continue having contact with Becky?  


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214,536 I’ve been studying for two months towards a state exam I have upcoming, driest material imaginable and now I’m finding I can’t stay motivated, I’ll do what I can for now until my test date is certain, then perhaps my motivation will be restored~


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214,535 I have a younger female friend on a certain social networking site who I have occasion to message, it starts out innocently enough but almost always ends in some torrid sex talk, even to sending pics and vids, honestly it’s refreshing, and I know if she were closer we’d have a fling, I’m also happily married.....I really have to discipline myself and stop this!


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214,534 He keeps lube on his bedside table. It's a little obvious he's jerking off every night.


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214,533 As someone who has nearly 50 years of experience dealing with this problem I ask you to pay close attention:
Drug addicts can NOT be helped. Period.

They will end their habit if and when they decide to. In the meantime they will destroy anyone they come in contact with. They will steal from those closest to them. They will ruin the lives of family and friends to get the filthy drugs.

I don't give a shit if the junkie is your child or spouse or close friend or whatever. Cut them loose.

YOU CAN'T HELP.


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214,532 I prefer trimmed pussy rather than completely shaved pussy.

Bare looks strange to me. Trimmed looks more normal. Super hairy fucking scares me.. following story is what led to my tastes..

When I was 7 or 8 I snuck downstairs one night to watch cartoons.  I figured I could avoid my parents... I open the door to see my mom and dad laying on the bed that comes out the couch. Feet facing towards each other. My mother had her pants removed and my dad had his foot inside her hairy privates. It looked like a massive afro.... I didn't understand what I was seeing at the time and when my dad noticed me he jumped up and knocked over a table. I ran from the room and that night and the next morning my parents gave me the sex talk.

In my adult life I learned that foot fucking was a thing(gross) and that a lot of women didn't bother shaving or trimming. I also realized those black hairs that I had to keep unclogging the drain at my moms house were NOT the hairs on her head!

If I see a woman unshaven down there it reminds me of that scene I walked into as such a poor innocent child.




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214,531 When my brother uses his phone it looks like someone with their belt around their arm


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214,530 Out of:

Ken Jennings
Katie Couric
Dr. Oz
and the Jeopardy Producer guy

I think the new host should be.... Dr. Oz.


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214,529 I still remember the scent of my grandmother's perfume.


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214,528 I just got kicked in the head-figuratively.  I just want to fade away and not feel this way anymore.


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214,527 I’m so sick of feeling inadequate as a woman.
I think I give up on ever being enough.
Perhaps in some way, that will become enough.

We’ll see.
Nothing else has worked.


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214,526 I follow rules really well. Tell me to wear a mask and I do it. Tell me to walk through a metal detector, no problem. Hell, tell me marriage means monogamy and I'm all in. But tell me to follow a rule that violates my rights, then I'm your worst nightmare. I'll take you to court to seek justice. Officer knocks on my door and tells me he wants to search my apartment. Um, no sir. Not without a warrant. Officer asks for my ID. No sir, If you do not suspect me of crime then I do not have to show my ID. Leave me alone. Stop harassing me. Or your pension will be mine.


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214,525 I lost my job. Company went under in the pandemic. I'm too old to be hired anywhere else. What the heck am I supposed to do? I'm screwed.


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214,523 This is weird to say, but I kind of hope the virus doesn't go away entirely. If a baseline number of cases continue to haunt us, it means people should still remain six feet apart. I am so much more comfortable in life when people keep their distance from me. I want it to continue. Stay out of my face.


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214,522 The USA has triple the number of vaccine doses it needs. On the other hand African nations only have 5% of what they need. Who the fuck are we as a nation. The term Ugly American isn't strong enough to capture our arrogance and selfishness. I'm disgusted.


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214,521 I started "seeing" someone a few months ago. I put seeing in quotes because I have never met her. We met online and communicate thru texts and phone calls. I'm sensing a few red flags with her though. First, she has googled me up and down. She found pictures of my house when it was last for sale. She asks me questions about the various antique furniture items. Kind of creepy that she is eying my furniture without me bringing it up. Second, she has googled my kids. She asks about their colleges and  whether or not they are planning on returning home after they graduate. Why is she looking at my kids? Third, and this one might be most telling, she keeps asking how much money I make.  I never tell her. I gently change the subject. But every few days she brings it up again.

It's like she wants to move in with me, but first she wants to know the antiques are authentic, and that my kids are gone from the household so she doesn't have to deal with them, and finally she wants to know I have big bucks to treat her like a queen. All this from a woman I've never met. See what I mean, lots of red flags. Aren't there any normal woman out there who just want to have a relationship where we hang out and have good conversations? Why are they instead looking to piggy back off of the guy and win the relationship lottery?



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214,520 I feel like meditating all day long.

I will find a way to sneak some in.

Easter recovery.


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214,519 i am a mom of a 13mo old. my husband and i fight often about who is doing how much parenting and when. for example. he works on sundays while i have a "regular" work schedule so I'm off. therfore I'm on baby duty until he gets home. yesterday he met us over at his familys house as we were having easter dinner outside. he fucked off and played with his new remote control car with his brother and didnt check in on me or whether i needed a break from the baby until atleast two and a half hours after he got there. im not asking for much maybw 20 min to clear my head and renew my patience with kiddo. take a short walk maybe. just not be the only one paying attention to whether hes eating rocks. i would love to just fuck off and spend time on my hobby and expect that someone else will do my main job (parenting). its frustrating. we have a good relationship otherwise. but i get down sometimes about how out of balance everything is. are other "good" relationships like this? even though you love each other and have talks about how to support each other, youre let down quite often? makes me sad.


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214,518 The one place I cant seem to focus on all the work I need to do is my office.  It's becoming a problem.


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214,517 This guy I used to talk to for years on and off called recently a few weeks ago.  We've been talking around once a week, this usually happens then he disappears.  Always saying how we will meet up and go to a motel bla bla.  a while back, he had said goodbye, then called months later saying how he wanted to meet and was anxious to call in case i was with someone.  so we talked for a few weeks and he disappeared.. again.  he would always say how "these things always end badly" meaning flings.  seemed cold and didn't wanna be hurt again, or deal with drama, so that's how i took that.  when he called this time, he told me that he had gotten involved with a woman who lives by him, it was before Covid hit.  I was doing the math, he probably stopped talking to me last time because of that.  I get it, a woman closeby will beat out someone you never met, but whatever.  So i haven't been taking it too seriously because i don't trust him, i think my feelings for him have finally left mostly, he doesn't live far he lives one state over.  Be careful with these phone/text relationships, you can catch feelings but can't compete with real people around them.  Most of the time anyway.  Think i finally outgrew him/it and am over it.  


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214,516 My ex still makes me laugh. He's a really likeable guy. I broke up with him because everything was shut down by corona virus and he told me I should stay inside and not go to the gym or anywhere else for a while. This was back in April when things were very bad. He had no right to tell me I should stay inside. I left him but I still call him. He never calls me. He's very funny and charming on the phone. He makes me laugh. Then he says he has to go and hangs up. I miss being with him. I wonder if I made a mistake leaving him. But he had no right to say I should stay inside,


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214,515 Remember how a few months ago Trump's twitter account was suspended and y'all cheered.

Some wise people said it could be a problem though if the Silicon Valley Cartel starts choosing what you are allowed to say because soon enough they will try to censor the rest of us.

Well that time has arrived. Yesterday a Republican Congresswoman tweeted, "He is risen! Happy Easter!" Her Twitter account was promptly suspended.

I guess the mega rich millennials have determined that Christianity and believing in God is fake news.


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214,514 I never ever thought I’d be in the position of wanting someone outside my relationship. I would never act on it, but I’ll suffer for the rest of my life if I don’t get to experience sex with someone other than him. It’s all I think about at work. I want to be shared by him and someone else. I want him to watch me fuck another guy. I want to watch him fuck another girl. It might make me want him more. All I know is that I just don’t have a fire for him. And I don’t think I ever will. Is there any way out of this beyond cheating or breaking up?


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214,513 I can spot a heroin user. They have black circles under their eyes.


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214,512 I haven't stepped foot in a church since my confirmation 30 something years ago.


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214,511 Yes, I snapped at you and gave you a dirty look.  You didn't do anything to deserve that.  You looked so hurt and confused.  I'm sorry and so embarrassed.  I don't know why I did it, but I thought about it.  The thing is, you are a very attractive man and you were being nice to me.  In my mind I assume that men who look like you are players, cheaters, and liars.  It's like I have this automatic reaction to think any time a man like you is nice to me he's just trying to get in my pants.  Sorry.


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214,510 Wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with a little food, and learned the hard way that there is no truth to the slogan "Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do."


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214,509 I took a bath with the Mrs. at 8 p.m. last night, and I just got a whiff of my right armpit, and it smells like I haven't showered in days.


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214,508 /   /   For that reason, secret below, I am relieved I never procreated.


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214,507 I hate being a human being.
The ignorance amongst humans is astounding.
We will ruin everything we have; we will destroy our very planet. Nothing is protected unless it serves us and I’m sick of living because of it.


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214,506 My bf said he’d be fine having a threesome with another girl, but not another guy. I’m going to die having only slept with him. I love him, but sexually, I am desperate for cock that isn’t his.


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214,505 I just want to be used as a cum receptacle. Is that too much to ask?


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214,503 I think I’m depressed. But not stereotypically depressed. I don’t feel sad or suicidal or angry or anything. I just have no motivation and no interest in anything. I stopped showering regularly. My house is a mess. I rarely do laundry and I started wearing the same clothes for several days in a row. I have stopped cooking so I have been eating a lot of junk. Not that I have any clean cookware anyway. I used to take my kids outside every day. That has always been important to me, but now it’s just drudgery. I used to like going for walks but now I have no interest. I have no interest in playing with my kids. When they tell me things, I try really hard to show interest, but most of the time I can’t focus enough to follow what they’re saying. I’m falling behind at work. I used to go to bed at 11:00pm and now I can’t fall asleep until 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. I’m have gained weight and I don’t care.  

All I want to do is eat junk food and read or play stupid games on my phone (I never played games on my phone until recently). I don’t even want to watch tv because I can’t focus for a whole show.

I don’t know if this is because I haven’t seen my friends or family in over six months. I only leave the house to bring my kids to and from school and go grocery shopping about once a week. Because I work from home in front of a computer all day rather than being out in the community. None of these things really significantly bothers me, but maybe it’s affecting me more than I realize. Or maybe it’s unrelated.

Objectively I know this is a problem and I need to fix it. But I don’t know how. And I don’t really care.


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214,502 I cant believe cat people let their cat poop in the house. Sure it's in a litter box, but it is still poop sitting around your house. Ultra gross.


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214,501 My father was a workaholic. Up early before I'd awake, home late, after I'd fallen asleep, even had a book he was reading behind his bible at my Bar-Mitzvah.  Now, in my mid 50's, I'm carrying on Dad's business 10 years after he has passed, and little by little, I'm making excuses to be back at my computer instead of doing all the things that I used to love, TV, Facebook, reading about my sports teams etc.  I've become a very successful Realtor with enough money to retire comfortably now, yet if my days and weekends aren't filled with work, I get depressed.  I've become addicted to getting my next sale. I've become my father.


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214,500 I slept with a woman a few years ago who told me she was separated, turned out she wasn't. I broke the physical side off but continued to chat with her from time to time. She ended up divorced and her husband blamed it on me. I tried to explain it to him but he wouldn't listen to me at all, I showed him her emails where she said she was single but he didn't care. He swore revenge.
Woke up this morning to find the convertible top on my car slashed. I checked my security cameras and low and behold it was the husband extracting his revenge.
Happy Easter dumb ass, you committed a felony.
Cops will be showing up soon to arrest you


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214,499 Good revenge techniques on someone that really deserves it? Obviously nothing that would send me to jail.



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214,498 As a kid I drank so much sour milk. We were very poor and didn't have a working refrigerator. To this day I have a knee jerk reaction when given milk. I cringe thinking any and all milk is spoiled.


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214,496 A long time ago I wished for a picture on Easter.

I never got it, and I never will.


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214,495 What are you supposed to do if you see someone you think is being trafficked? You know how on movies the older female handler has the slick back red hair with stripper style makeup and combat clothes. Accompanying a younger dark skinned woman with curly hair, short tight skirt, thigh highs with bows, wearing a coat and shoes that are definitely not matching the outfit. Well that is what I saw on the ferry the other day. I made eye contact with the redhead handler and it made her so nervous that she took a side road a couple times to get away from my car on the way out of town.

I could have said something, but what if she was doing it willingly? What if they held something over her to keep her in line? Would she even admit she needs help?

What if I was completely wrong?

Since it was on the ferry, should I call now and say something? They can track them, no?

As I sit at home unemployed, I feel like I now want to get in the business of finding our missing women.

I hate that I think she looked Native American and we are missing them. And I am also native. What did I do.. or not do?!?

They need to make more guidance widely known for how to handle this kind of thing.


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214,494 i don't like seeing pictures of myself. i don't think i'm attractive. i don't want to be reminded.


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214,493 Colleges should not allow fraternities. No good ever comes from a fraternity. All I read are bad stories. Super spreader parties, death by hazing and rapes. Never once have I heard about a frat volunteering in the local hospital cancer ward. No, frats are always associated with depravity. Breeding ground for scum. All frats should be shut down.


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214,492 There is a video out this week of a maskless man walking into a Walmart in Washington state. He tried to shoplift and then threatened to assault anyone who got in his way. One customer came to everyone's aid. He pummeled the maskless man. Gave him a good beat down. To me this avenging customer is a super hero. If he put up a Go Fund Me page, I'd easily donate $100. Everyone should. It's the least we can do for this good citizen who was looking out for all of us. There are some good people in our world. Thank you Sir.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/walmart-shopper-subdues-maskless-man-washington-threatened-assault-customers


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214,491 On a nostalgic forum about the town where I grew up, a thread was started about our favorite teachers. I loved my teachers. They were kind and embracing. I enjoyed reading everyone's memories from those years. But one person wrote about a particular gym teacher. I started shaking. Can you believe it? I'm many decades out of school and I still shake when his name comes up. I wanted to respond to the post. I wanted to tell everyone what he did to me. If it had happened today, he would have been fired and arrested. But back then, I don't know, the adults pretended not to see the obvious. I'm told the teacher is still alive. He's in his 80s. He will die soon. I hope there is a hell. I hope he is worried.


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214,490 I saw you're going to law school. I'm happy for you, I really am. I look back fondly on the time we were together. Some of the memories we made together still make me smile. Sending love.


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214,489 I think about suicide every day. Oddly it comforts me. I feel like it's my final grasp at having control over all the bad I've tolerated in my life - to end my life.


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214,488 Everyday I hope my father in law drops dead


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214,487 I still miss my first girlfriend. I still look her up on social media from time to time. I was not a good boyfriend and in my deepest unmentioned daydreams I was a good boyfriend and we are still together. I know this is strange, I know, I know, but I still feel it, I still think it.


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214,486 I'm a failure.


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214,485 The CDC has been sending me weekly texts asking about my health since getting the first shot in the arm. Honestly my health has not been good. I’ve been pretty sick for the last three weeks. But I lie to the CDC. I tell them I feel fine. I’m afraid if I tell them the truth they will stop me from getting the second shot.


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214,484 April 13th is going to be a lot of fun.


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214,483 I love, admire, and respect all of my ex girlfriends. They all hold a part of my life and always will.  Just because our relatonship didn't workout does not mean I hate or dislike them.  Nobody is without faults. Myself included. And just because 2 people weren't able to make a relationship work doesn't mean their automatically needs to be some kind of everlasting animosity.

I honestly hope all of my exes are doing well and have happy lives.  I am still friends with some of them and I am genuinely happy for them when things are going well.  Like weddings, kids, career stuff etc.

I wish more people would think this way. Lifes too short to hate someone or dwell on something that happened between you and your ex 10 years ago.  Just live your life and be happy.  Wish the same for them.

m/34


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214,482 I hate how men wear awkward looking baseball caps with a wide flat brim. I guess they think it's gansta. But it's super dorky. They look like fools.


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214,481 Diabetes is kicking my butt. I was diagnosed a year and a half ago and It's getting worse. I can't eat anything sweet without paying a price. If I have chocolate I feel nauseated for the next few hours. God forbid I have fruit juice. I have to pee every hour for a day. It also makes me thirty as hell. I see this coming, diabetes is what's going to kill me. By the way, I haven't been able to go to the doctor for a year because of the pandemic. I have an appointment for May. I think the doctor will be shocked when he sees my blood test results. I can feel the diabetes ripping me apart. One good note, since my body no longer absorbs sugar, I have lost about 40 pounds.


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214,480 How is there still a debate as to what killed George Floyd? The cop was kneeling on the side of his neck. Whether intentionally or not he was compressing his carotid artery. When his body went limp it meant his brain was starved of oxygen. In essence, the cop put him in a sleeper hold for nearly 10 minutes. Of course he died.

If you're a physician and you didn't see that instantly you should turn in you medical license, you have no business being a doctor.


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214,478 A long time ago I had a girlfriend that would go on webcam for me if we couldn't see each other for a while. She would slowly strip for me while I talked dirty to her.  If she liked what I said a piece of clothing would come off. If not it would stay on.  The goal was to get her naked and then get her to masturbate so that I could watch and do the same.

One time I was watching her and suddenly she diappeared.  I thought the video might be lagging or something.  Then I saw her get up off of the floor laughing hysterically.  Turns out she fell out of the chair mid orgasm. It was hilarious and since it ruined her orgasm we got to start over again!  Fun times!

I had some alone time yesterday and was thinking about her/that.  Good times.  I miss being young.

I learned how to record live webcam but could never bring myself to do it.  Just didn't seem right to record something so intimate and private. And while I still agree with that notion I wish I could go back and watch it again.  Mostly just for the nostalgia.  We were 20 and so in love and just having fun.  Would love to watch her one more time.  I'm turning 35 in a few months and can still remember what it feels like to be with her.  Every intimate detail has stayed with me for 15 years.  Wonder if it is the same for her...


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214,477 The fittest most athletic guy in my high school now has a huge belly. He’s a heart attack waiting to happen. I doubt he will live to 50. I on the other hand was a skinny geek in high school. Mr. Athletic used to bully me for not being sporty. I’m still skinny. I’m still not sporty. But I am healthy. This is Karma.


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214,476 I haven’t had sex with her yet. It’s complicated. She thinks. I’m rich. I’m not. I never told her I was. But it would be shady for me to use her misunderstanding as a pathway to sex. I could tell her I’m not rich but sorry that is not any of her business. I shouldn’t have to tell my finances to start a relationship.


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214,475 There's a report out today saying 15 million doses of the J&J vaccine will be thrown out because someone messed up the ingredients.

It makes me want to cry and/or beat the crap out of whatever irresponsible oaf did this.

This is why we will ultimate lose this war. Because people are too dumb and lazy. They don't put in the effort at this critical time. They don't care if innocent people die.

I give up on humans.


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214,474 Underwear or no when wearing leggings? For me it is never, but I'm not sure if I'm in the minority on this one.


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214,473 The SUBWAY app for ordering sandwiches has to be the worst app ever created. Filled with errors. I used to think the Apple store was the worst app ever. Nope, they have been surpassed by SUBWAY.


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214,472 I have hundreds of phone numbers in my phone. Most are old clients, work contacts, people from work, restaurants, people I have met, some cousins, aunts, uncles, doctor's offices and other family members.

I'd say there are maybe 5-8 people tops that I would call  friends.  Almost none of them are people I can talk to when I am feeling down. I am very lonely.
M/50's


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214,471 I hate when I text people and they respond with K. What, I'm not important enough in your oh so important schedule, so you can't write back an entire sentence or even an entire short word like OK...?

Going forward, respond to me with K and you are off my friend list.


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214,470 I found out he cheated years ago and I’m staying. I never thought it’d be me. I can use all the excuses, like the kids, the inconvenience of moving, the loss of the house I made a home. But the fact is I’m just a dumb bitch. It’s not even about love. I can’t explain why I’m a dumb bitch. I don’t even want revenge.


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214,469 I'm not sure how to deal with it when my wife outright lies. There have been many episodes where she says terrible things to me when enraged. She tells me I'm the worst person she's ever known. She hates me. She hates every minute she is with me. She wants to cheat on me. I'm a terrible father. She can't stand being married. And so on.

I don't engage her when she says these things. I've learned not to. She is trying to be hurtful and get under my skin. I don't fight back. I simply walk away.

But by the next day I try to gently bring it up and suggest she control her emotions and not be so cruel to the man she supposedly loves.

Her response, "I never said those things."

Every time that's what she claims, that she never mouthed her hurtful words.

It's bad enough to hear her insults, but for her to spin it and lie and deny saying it, it's too much to take.

Any suggestions on how you would handle it?


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214,468 I'm 30 and married to a good man. Nevertheless,  the only reason I've stayed at my shitty job is because I have a crush on my 21 year old boss who's a sweet woman with ginger hair and green eyes.

I'm pansexual but didn't know how to acknowledge this until well into my 20s. wish I had spent my teens expressing my sexuality instead of trying to pray the gay away. I love men. I love women. I love people who have different gender identities. Everyone is SO HOT and I wish my husband would agree to an open marriage. As I know he never will, I just keep my thoughts to myself and hope my boss doesn't notice I blush at her.


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214,467 Of course I never became a father. I'm 5Ƌ" and bald. Wouldn't it be spectacularly reckless and cruel to take the chance of passing those deformities on to some poor kid? Think once in a while.


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214,464 All this energy got me up. Something in the air, good things are coming. I feel it.


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214,463 I seriously think you only came back because someone else was interested. I gave you another chance and I fear that I am just a fool. I fear that I am going to get hurt again. I fear that every time I'm almost free you will pull me back in. I love you more than I can even understand and that's why it hurts so bad. But face it......you wish I was someone else, you will never be satisfied with me and only me. If I am wrong you only have yourself to blame for putting these thoughts inside my head.


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214,462 Last year I made a couple posts about a friend who decided to go to the Sturgis motorcycle rally to bartend - while pregnant. Thankfully (and unbelievably) she didn't get COVID.

She continued to bartend throughout her pregnancy, and had a beautiful and healthy baby two months ago. But all she talked about while she was off for a few weeks was getting back behind the bar and around people, she couldn't wait.

Guess who has COVID now? Her, her husband AND her two-month old. WTF


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214,461 The movie theater here opened up about a month ago. Now they are closed again for the foreseeable future. Guess why. Just another example of businesses re-opening too soon. I wish people would stop and think. That's the problem with this country. People take it as a personal insult if they can't do whatever the heck they please. So they do things which are dangerous and get others sick. It is so avoidable. Yet here we are closing the theater again. Ridiculous.


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214,460 Chicken parmigiana with a side of baked ziti is going to be my first restaurant meal once I am fully vaccinated. I mean day 14 after the second dose, I'm going into a restaurant, first time in a year, and stuffing my face! Can't wait!


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214,459 I will be very happy when my in-laws are in the ground.


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214,458 Last night's dream:

I was in some sort of prison/holding cell type area. A lot of us from the military were there, a man was brought in but I didn't see his face. Brought him to the cell next to mine where they let the inmate(?) punch him so hard it fractured his skull.. then took the man away.. they told us they accidentally let the prisoner get too close. This happened a second time and we were told again it was an accident of those handling the man. It felt as though they were letting the prisoner get some type of retribution.

I haven't been to prison of any sort ever in my life is why this dream has stuck in my mind.


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214,457 Now firmly into middle age, I regret that my parents had me circumcised as a baby. I can tell that the head of my penis is much less sensitive than it was when I was younger. Now that I think about it, it is a barbaric practice which leads to less sensitivity over time.  I think this need to be stopped.

53/M - Jewish - Atheist.


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214,455 If people weren’t such insecure judgmental cunts who can’t seem to stop and smell the roses, the world would be a better place.
Mind yo business.


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214,454 Back in the day where it was only a few with tattoos they were unique and interesting.  Now, when everyone has them, boring and tiresome.


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214,453 My ex drives a few miles away and walks her dog in a rich neighborhood. I know what's she's doing. She's hoping to meet a wealthy man walking his dog. Yes, she's that much of a manipulator.


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214,452 After I was done peeing, a little more came out. It made my panties wet. So I took them off. Now I'm at work with no panties.


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214,450 I’m a 20 year old woman and I don’t understand why men aren’t attracted to me. I wonder if it’s me who isn’t attracted to them. But I want a boyfriend, so I should have one right? What am I doing wrong


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214,449 I was in a long-distance relationship before COVID.  I was thinking about breaking it off because he wasn't very smart and we didn't have all that much in common, but also because he was really skinny and had the sharpest hipbones you could imagine.  Seriously, they were like two knives on either side of his pelvis.  We could only have sex if I got on top, and then very, very carefully.

So then COVID happened and I couldn't see him, and gradually he drifted away from me and toward some other woman.  What a relief!  No more trying to bang a cheese grater!  I'm beyond happy to be single again.


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214,448 I love you


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214,444 I left my phone in a bathroom stall today but immediately turned back for it... Too late. This girl was already locked in there and she took it. What a fucking cunt. What the hell is wrong with people?!


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214,443 Marriage is a sad trap. People who are married are not happy 90% of the time. I don’t know anybody that is married and recommends it, with any level of honesty. Especially men, maybe some women are happy but fucking hell these dudes are fucking miserable sad shadows of who they used to be.

If you’re a miserable married man, get free bro! Do it! I did, loneliness and pain is temporary but the sanity, freedom, and joy of being an autonomous person is a lasting feeling.

Get free! Get free!!!


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214,441 I can see the signs that we aren’t going to work out but our lives are so entangled now after 8 years that I’m just going to ignore it. Full speed with the wedding.




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214,440 I've been seeing my temporary boyfriend for 13 months. Trickle down from the pandemic. I feel kinda bad about dumping him after I get vaccinated..


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214,439 The IRS changed the rules the other day on Covid related deductibles. This is March. Tens of millions of people have already filed their taxes and now must redo them. Couldn't the IRS have decided on their rule changes BEFORE the start of this tax year? Wouldn't that have made more sense?

Secret: Never file your taxes early. Always do them just before the deadline.


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214,438 I've had the worst gas for a week. What the Hell- I didn't change anything about my diet, but I'm farting like a horse and smelling like Death.


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214,437 212434, why is it a secret fling? Are one or both of you married?


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214,436 There are several stories in the news showing how two weeks after you are vaccinated with Moderna or Pfizer, you are "80% protected."

I'm not sure what this means though. Does it mean 4 out of 5 people are fully protected. And 1 out of 5 have no protection, like the vaccine didn't work on them?

Or does it means that 4 out of 5 times a vaccinated person is exposed to Covid, nothing bad happens. But if you get exposed a 5th time, you do get sick?

I wish the scientific community would clarify.


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214,435 My sister in law's profile on Facebook says she went to a particular college. It's not true. She didn't go to college at all. Sad to see she is so sensitive to this topic that she lies.


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214,434 My secret fling and I broke up yesterday. It was the nicest, most chill and friendly breakup I've ever experienced. I genuinely wish him well.

My secret is that it still stings a bit, which I knew it would, and I can't tell anyone, share my grief, or be openly sad or disappointed. And I am indeed sad our moment has passed, even if I knew all along that it was inevitable. Just like the cliche saying goes, everyone you know is fighting a battle of which you know nothing; tread lightly.  


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214,433 My husband flipped out on me for an entire day because he went through my phone. There was nothing there but I DO have nude photos of myself.
You see, I just had a boob job 7 weeks ago and I was documenting the progress.
And every woman I know has nude pics of herself on her phone. Seriously.
He flipped and told me I was lying. I couldn’t possibly be taking these without an intention of sending them to some man. He says the nature of them was definitely meant for a lover, demanded to know “who I’m sending these pictures to, and who I’m fucking.”
I disliked most of the photos. I found myself to be awkward in them, and the ones I deleted especially awkward.
I wouldn’t show them to someone I would want to attract.
I haven’t had sex with my husband since my surgery because I’ve been healing and well, sex just isn’t something I’ve thought about. So because I haven’t fucked him or been interested, and have nude photos on my phone, I must be fucking someone else? Is this a man’s logic? He won’t believe me. He called me a liar all day yesterday. He won’t let it go. He says “he knows.”
How the fuck would you handle this?
I don’t feel completely confident in my body. I don’t feel sexy. I now feel like getting breast implants was the worst decision ever if it’s done this to my marriage.
I was hoping to have sex with my husband when I was ready. I wanted it to be special. I wanted to get sexy lingerie and get a hotel and make it a date night type of thing. I’ve never felt I could wear lingerie and now I finally have the boobs to fill a bra. That’s why I didn’t just have sex with him yet. I dunno what to do. He acts like he hates me now.


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214,432 I was raised as a Catholic. Life is supposed to be a miserable, horrible, guilt-fueled grind until God flings your sad ass into Hell for eternity. I assume He laughs like a madman while he does it.

Fuck religion.


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214,431 I am attracted to her, and her husband.

--Female, early 30s


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214,430 I changed the ring tones on my phone. When friends text, it plays "Happy" by Will Pharrell:

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you

When friends call it plays the theme song from Sesame Street:

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

When me ex texts or calls, it plays the cackling cry of a wicked witch.

Makes me laugh everytime.


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214,429 The moment you tell me you believe in a literal Devil is the moment I believe you are a literal moron.


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214,428 I hate it when people "let the yellow mellow;" as in refusing to flush their urine down the toilet because they want to save water.  If i use a toilet that already has urine in it, i flush the other person's urine, i pee, i flush my own urine, and then i flush the toilet a third time out of spite.  Take that, stupid hippies.


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214,427 My ex-wife thinks that I'm going to be unhappy and guilt-ridden for the rest of my life. I've done enough soul-searching. I've done enough beating myself up. I'm starting to realize that I'm not the entire source of our breakup. In fact, I'm only about 50% of it. And I forgiven myself, and I've moved on. I've tried to better myself and I know that I have and I will just keep on working working towards being a better person everyday of my life.so, if my ex wife wants to wallow in the unhappiness of the past that's her own problem, and that's her family's problem too. I'm happy now and that's my secret but it's not a secret anymore I'm telling the whole world. I'm tired of hiding because I might have been a bad person in my past. In fact I wasn't even that bad to begin with I think that she just had me feeling like I was a bad person all the time.


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214,426 Find every breath mint in the store and meet me in the bathroom. 10 minutes or I'm starting without you!


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214,425 I don’t want sex anymore. I want good conversation.


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214,424 So sick of my husband.
My privacy is constantly invaded. Why the fuck would I want to have sex with him?


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214,423 I still insist that my husband's brain is not getting enough oxygen. He told me of a dream he had recently, in which his deceased mother was asking him if he was okay. His brain disorders are worsening and he refuses to see his neurologist and cardiologist - only his primary doc, where I would imagine he never brings up his brain damage and dementia anymore. He does not discuss with his children either, as he doesn't want them to know what's going on. He must be frightened. I know I would be. He has had chronic low blood pressure for 7 years, and in 2017 was diagnosed with bradycardia He refused a pacemaker and refuses to wear his compression stocking ordered by his cardiologist since he refused taking the med to bring up his BP. I realistically believe that he has the delusion that if his kids knew the truth, that they would no longer love and support him. I grieve every day for him. God help us all through the trauma of this pending divorce that he so badly wants, and his move to live alone - change is very hard for him and I hope and pray his kids love him more than ever with lots of patience and understanding of what the future holds for him and your roles as caregivers.


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214,422 My husband is the definition of vanilla.


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214,421 If you wear airpods during a zoom call, you look like an idiot. Big alien white things sticking perpendicular out of your ears. Straight out of a sci-fi movie. Wear headphone not airpods.


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214,420 Microsoft's spam filtering system is total bullshit. It doesn't filter crap. I can create a rule saying block any email containing the word penis. But then I still get penis emails. Like WTF Microsoft? Time for me to get a new email provider.


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214,419 I think the guilt will kill before anything else will. It eats inside you like a maggot harvesting a corpse.


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214,418 Why do you need a penis over 4" long when all the nerve endings are about 3" inches inside you ?



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214,417 I think those absurd whiners who refuse to get vaccinated because it takes away their personal freedoms... I think the truth is they are afraid to get vaccinated. They are babies fearful of a pin prick. I wish they would be more mature.


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214,416 Am I the only adult who feels like I’m a kid in an adult costume? I’m in my 40s and I have absolutely no clue what I’m doing.


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214,415 I’m trying to get a woman from a dating site to send me a nude selfie. I’ve never tried anything like this before. I’m much too respectful of women but that stance has gotten me nowhere. I’m trying to change my game and be a little more pushy. I’m curious how this might work out. She hasn’t gotten offended yet. Good sign.


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214,414 I saw the coolest thing. I was at a farm stand. An elderly man in front of me was buying a few items. When it was time to pay he futzed around in all his pants pockets and couldn't find his wallet. He became frustrated and realized he must have left it at home. He apologized and left. The young young man at the register who couldn't have been more than 18, thought for a second and then grabbed the old man's bag of fruit. He walked over to the man as he was getting in his car. He handed the fellow the bag and said with a smile, "No worries, you can pay next time you are here. Have a nice day."

It made me cry. There are good people in this world.


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214,413 I text my wife's best friend everyday. We have a good banter going. My wife is away this weekend. The friend asked what I was going to do with my time. I said I'm boring, I'm going to make banana bread. She asked if she could "come over and peel my banana."

Jaw drop.

I'm not sure how to respond, but did she just suggest what I think?

Oh boy.

Gotta think about this.



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214,412 I hope no one realizes if my bedroom shades are down during the middle of then day then I am masturbating. F


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214,410 I do not understand people who say "I cant even...."

You cant even what? That's not a complete sentence.

When someone says that I automatically think that they either dropped out of school or public education really failed them. Most likely they do not have the intelligence to form a complete sentence.

If I was someone's boss and they said something like that I'd fire them on the spot. If they cant even form a complete sentence then they cannot be depended on to complete simple tasks.

I swear people are getting dumber.


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214,408 This is like 10 years worth of a secret so forgive me for how long winded it's going to be...

I thought about you today for the first time in a very long time. Not because you aren't worth thinking about or anything like that. I have just been so fucking busy with life that I haven't really had the time to stop and think.

I haven't seen you in years. I think the last time was when we randomly bumped into each other at that concert at The Wall. I wonder if you'd even recognize me now? I am a far cry from the handsome 20 year old you used to know. I shaved my head when we dated but that was because I thought I was cool. Now I do it because I'm super fucking bald. I am still weird and funny though. So at least there is that...

I wonder if you would still like me? I wonder if I would still like you? You were always way smarter than me which was a bit intimidating. I used to google words before sending you emails/texts so I didn't spell anything wrong. Sometimes I think you could tell I was having a hard time keeping up. I was tall and could fight though. I think you kind of liked that I came up different than you. We were so different but it somehow worked. The sex was UNREAL. We were both up for everything which was fun! Remember the time you fell out of the chair?!!! Good times. You also gave me the best bj I have ever received. Seriously it was my go to spank bank memory for years lol I know our sex life faded towards the end and that it really bothered you but it wasn't because I didn't want you anymore. Turns out I had a pretty severe undiagnosed sports hernia that was causing me issues. I was just too embarrassed to say anything to you.

I always liked that our friend groups merged into one giant group. We all became good friends for a long time. I miss a lot of your friends too. They became my friends for that period of time. I think some of our friends even ended up getting together for a while.

I hate that after we broke up everyone assumed it was because I cheated on you. I can assure you I didn't. While we were together I had ZERO interest in anyone else. But reputations proceed and it was a fair assumption for people to make. I hope you didn't think that. Because I didn't. In fact I avoided hooking up with anyone for like 6 months after we broke up just in case we got back together. Thank God for that bj memory! ;)

I met your husband once. I didn't know he was your husband. Actually I'm not even sure he was your husband then. One of our mutual friends brought him out bowling with us. He and I got drunk together and had a great time. Great bowler too. Seems like a super nice guy. Wicked smart. Suits you perfectly :)

Anyway I guess I was just feeling a bit nostalgic today. I hope you're doing well. Thanks for the great memories :)






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214,407 I don't understand how Amazon workers are getting vaccinated, but my diabetic father has yet to be vaccinated. Working in a warehouse is hardly a "front line" worker. What about the people working in meat plants? Or people on the car assembly lines? Their jobs are pretty important. Still they can't get vaccinated yet. But a guy in a warehouse packing up a leash for your dog is a priority while real at-risk people get nothing?

This smells funny to me.


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214,406 I don't understand people who go through life not trying to do things well. Don't take care of your body, your home, your children, your career, your partner, your transportation, your mind, etc. I just don't get it.


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214,405 Wife's sister is getting a new IUD. She looked at me deeply when she mentioned it. Thoughts?


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214,403 I'm so sick of getting an email from my daughter's school saying a covid infected student was in the building attending classes the last few days. What the fuck is wrong with you asshole parents. You are out there partying and getting yourselves and your kids sick. Then you have the fucking audacity to send your sick kids to school so they can infect every other kid in town. You are fucking selfish assholes. I swear, if ever I find the names of these assholes parents, I'm going to punch your fucking lights out.


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214,402 People are complaining there is a new ice cream shop going in. It upsets them because the town already has an ice cream shop.

Holy cow! Take a step back people! You are complaining there will be more ice cream?

There can never be too much ice cream.


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214,401 I find most cops are immature and shouldn't be allowed to carry a gun.


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214,400 I was embarrassed for years because I couldn't get wet for sex. I figured it was stress, hormones, age. Turns out it was due to the person I was having sex with. Zero bodily reaction.


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214,399 If I looked out my attic window I get a perfect view into my neighbor's small bathroom window. She obviously doesn't realize, or at least she doesn't think anyone would be looking out my attic window.........


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214,398 Wife’s sister is stopping by in the morning.  My wife isn’t home.


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214,397 PC is going crazy again. Where I work there is a new requirement that all employees get vaccinated. I'm good with this. But there is an exception. People of color don't have to get vaccinated. The logic is that there have been incidents in our country's history where black people were used as guinea pigs in medical experiments. As part of some ill-formed reparations package black people can be exempt from a Covid vaccination.

This makes no sense to me. Covid vaccines help people. Giving black people a reason not to get vaccinated hurts them. It could even kill them. But some idiots want to spin this as somehow being positive payback for black people?

Typical corporate design by committee.


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214,396 In a marriage, where is the line of an unforgivable offense?



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214,395 I am not sure if I am settling...


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214,394 I hate the phrase "mani - pedi". If a friend asks me to go with her to get our nails done, I'll gladly participate. If she asks me to go for a mani - pedi, nope. I don't know why. It just annoys me.


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214,393 There's TV commercial that shows a bent spicy pepper and discusses the idea that a man's erect penis can be bent in unsightly ways, but not to worry, a new procedure can straighten out the defect.

Like really?  My kids have to see this? What ever happened to standards in the broadcasting world? They should not be talking about a man's erect penis and the way it bends. Do we have no boundaries anymore?


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214,392 I have no tolerance for imbeciles. What is the big difficulty with learning the proper time to use lose vs. loose?  It amazes me how many morons, many with degrees, still talk about "loosing weight" and hating to "loose."  It's people like them that are making me loose my mind!


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214,391 I'm about to tell my children I'm getting remarried. They will be okay with it. I know what will happen next though. My children will tell their mother and then I don't know exactly what will happen but it won't be good.


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214,390 I wish I had never gotten a dog. I was motivated by the pandemic. Now that things are coming to a close, I no longer want the dog.


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214,389 I still can't believe your wife licked my ass after fucking me for hours and then went home to you.

Looking back, I was a horrible person. However it was awesome


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214,388 i dreamt of her, her head was in my lap facing me and my hands on her cheeks, i said my beautiful babe and kissed her.

shes the only one for me, but this is no longer us. this is us years ago, lost in the multiverse


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214,387 Thank you for not covering up your computer's camera with a piece of masking tape.


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214,386 I have been feeling sick to my stomach for the past four days. All I could do is lay on the couch and moan. I really thought this was it, the dreaded Covid and my number was up. But today I feel much better, like 100% better. No one should have to go through this. This entire last year has me spooked. I'm like a timid cat hiding in the closet. I am so ready for this to be over.


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214,385 I suck at stock trades. These days I leave my money in a cash account that basically earns zero interest. What a waste. But between my stock picks losing money and the dishonest brokers getting me into bad investments, I have no other choice.


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214,384 Had a dream last night that I was eating and fucking my sister-in-law on the hallway floor, right up until I heard the garage door opening and I knew my wife was finally home.  Tonight, I'll be with my wife, but my drive will be fueled by memories of my dreams.


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214,383 Someone there?


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214,381 Is no one in the press going to say it - the Boulder grocery store shooter has a muslim name.


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214,380 Don't let me think the worst if the worst didn't happen. That would be plain old cruel. So did you have an affair or not?


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214,379 I don't expect sympathy from anyone for this, but it's hard watching the person you're cheating on your spouse with start dating in earnest. I know I don't have a right to say anything or any claim to my affair partner, but it hurts - and I know that within a few months, I'll be back where I was before I started seeing them.

This never happened.


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214,377 Somebody doesn't want me there.  I know it's not my fault ...


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214,376 Read a few stories of lesbian erotica, got off,then had a nice bath.


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214,375 I recently found out my ex wife has been looking at the transactions in my bank account. She knew the password from when we were together. She hasn’t touched any of the money as far as I can tell. But she admits she went in and looked to see what I’ve been up to. I don’t want to make a mountain out of a molehill. But I suspect what she’s been doing is illegal. If it happened to you, would you call the police?


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214,373 My son is white. He has my heart, my soul, he is everything to me. I can not fathom the fear the mother of a black son must live with. It breaks my heart.


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214,372 I am SO FUCKING tired of stepping in cat vomit. This will be my last fucking cat, I swear. I am OVER IT!!!


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214,371 I am SO FUCKING tired of stepping in cat vomit. This will be my last fucking cat, I swear. I am OVER IT!!!


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214,370 After three years of living here my neighbors are still total strangers to me. i wish we could be friends.


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214,369 I think less of men who bring their whole families grocery shopping during this pandemic. Leave your mother, your wife, and all three kids at home! You're going to wipe out your entire genetic lineage! If your wife complains you get the wrong kind of bread, remind her that it is literally not worth dying for. Just man up for a couple more weeks til everyone is vaccinated, then by all means clog up the checkout line to your heart's content.
43/M


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214,368 Honestly I think we'd have fewer mass shootings if we just legalized heroin and let these sad ass white people get high again. Show me a guy nodding in his sofa to some clean legal heroin and I'll show you someone who isn't causing any fucking problems.


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214,366 Dear ugly women- please leave some baby fathers for the rest of us


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214,365 Why is my mask hanging around my neck and not over my face when we pass on the hiking trail?

I had my vaccine shots in early/mid February. I’m fully vaccinated. The chances of me getting sick are very, very slim.

You haven’t been vaccinated and yet you don’t wear a mask. You’re young and you think you’re invincible.

If you were smart and wore a mask, I would cover my mouth & nose with mine as we approach each other. But you’re not.
So.... fuck you.


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214,363 Career hooker here, from a couple weeks ago. I was sad about meeting a guy as a client and being too spooked to consider asking him to just hang out normal. Well guess what? And see if he called me and wanted to do another session and so I went his house this time and we had an even better time and even better conversation. And this afternoon I texted him and asked him how his weekend was and he was responsive and we had another great  conversation! When I gathered up my nerves took a deep breath and told him that I want you she was like hanging out with him on a non-transactional basis because I dug his intelligence and enjoy his company. Do you know what? Tonight we are making dinner together at his house watching a movie and playing some games that we both like to nerd out on! He thought it would be lovely to just spend some time together and we didn’t mention any of the nuances of the last two meetings...sex or $. Even if I lose a potential regular client over at this is so exciting. It’s a risk, but I’m living and doing what I wanted to do and what everyone expected I should do. You never know where I could end up it could be something that changes our lives ever and just something way better! Even if it fizzles out earth turns into nothing or isn’t good in the end at least I took a risk and found out so I won’t have any regrets. Oh I love this


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214,362 I’m starting to feel like I’ve wasted the entire last year of my life.


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214,361 My neighbor is going to blow my cover and tel my wife about the affair I had. Why does my wife need to bully her kid???


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214,360 I keep calling my wife a conspiracy theorist but in reality I know that it’s my father who’s gone off the deep end. All the information he finds is fake and ridiculous; but I have such a need for him to be better and smarter than my wife.


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214,359 I want to quit drinking forever :( idk why it’s a problem for me.


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214,358 The silver lining of the lock down, since I've only been showering once a week, my bathroom no longer has any mold.  


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214,357 I've had enough. My kids are going back to school tomorrow. I'm done with remote learning.


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214,356 Guess what mom? You are not my friend. You were barely even my mom. As such, I fucking really really hate you. Like a lot. I may support you in your “retirement” because you didn’t plan for shit let alone think about our futures...but my secret is that when you die I will cry for a couple days to keep up appearances. I will respect your burial wishes to the letter.  As soon as the dust settles though, my life will begin and I will not even miss you. No one really will. You were simply too self centered and too entitled. Maybe once you’re gone I will find love but until then you chase it all away for me.


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214,355 Last year I made more money than I ever imagined possible and also lost my son to cancer. What's the point of anything?


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214,354 I think about him every day for the past 10 years.
He loved to hold my hand.
I’d sit with him naked under the sunshine and count butterflies and swim, but that was another life and another dream that cannot currently exist because I am married to a man who doesn’t love me like he has.
I may never have anything else but I did have his love and I do have those memories.

Do you think he thinks about me too?


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214,353 My clocks are still off by an hour. I’m so fucking lazy.


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214,352 I’m not able to drink milk anymore. It makes me want to puke. What the heck? As if life hasn’t been hard enough.


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214,351 I have a rash on my dick. I haven't had sex recently so I don't know the cause.


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214,350 I called. She said she'd call me back in a few minutes. Two days have now gone by. Guess she forgot about me.  


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214,349 Guys, learn to play bridge. You will get pussy. Older pussy, but it's still pussy.


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214,348 My boyfriend became a dick after he was promoted.


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