i am in years 5 but a know much then that

I have a boyfriend. I really do and I swear i love him a lot

but you... I get butterflies from you still. And I have dreams about us. and I see us together in the future. And I know we'd be better for each other than both of our relationships are because neither of us are as happy as we would be if we were together. And we've talked and agreed on it so many times. I worry if it's ever really going to happen. I'm hapyp for you that you two are finally not arguing constantly anymore. And i know you're happy for me too. It really sucks that you're my best friend because I don't know what you want. I love you.

Everyone around me has "somebody".  Whether they have children, spouses, parents...I am 31 and live alone.  I have a college education and a shitty job.  I struggle to make ends meet.  I have a boyfriend somewhat.  We've dated for over a year and a half, but he doesn't call me his girlfriend.  He has children of his own that I don't interact with.  The loneliness is overpowering.  My secret is that I know that it won't be cancer or a heart attack or any of the usual ways to go that take me, but rather my own hand and this comforts me.  This knowledge is my "somebody".

Reefer makes my butthole throb; everytime my buddy comes to see me, we get high, one thing leads to another, and when he leaves, my butthole throbs. Damn reefer...

I hate my belly and I can't look at my vagina. The rest of my body, I'm really proud of.

I know you prefer to "show" than "tell". I know you really care for me; I've seen the way you look at me, like you're the happiest guy in the world; the way you hold me, like you never want to let go.

Just once, I wish you would tell me. Tell me you think I'm beautiful. Tell me you love me, but only if you mean it. Just once. That's all I ask.

I know it'll be a long time before you're ready to do that. It's okay. I can wait. As long as it takes.

I had an entire year of sex ed classes and then when I finally lost my virginity in the summer between my junior and senior year, I came inside of her. Doh! Still can't believe how stupid I was. They never mentioned in the classes that my body would be so overcome with the feeling of pleasure that I wouldn't be able to think straight. I think the teacher, a 45 year old man, had long since forgotten how powerful your first orgasm with a woman can be. My bad, but I wish the school had drummed that in a little more.

i don't want to be alone.... ever. Its natural.

I just came really hard thinking about you.

Even if I were to ever discover that you're not that well endowed.  You are upstairs.

You're as good of a mental fuck as I bet you are in bed.

God damn.  My clit hurts.

Mmmm.... I respect that you have a girlfriend, though.  

I hope she appreciates that you're not a tool, or complete mental defect.  You're smart, and funny as shit.

That alone makes for no lube needed, if you catch where I'm going.

Ahhh well.  

I'm so wet.  

It will happen.  It will happen when it happens, if not with you, hopefully with a guy not too far off from you.  In the meantime, it's a good job I have a really perverted mind and a quick moving finger...  

I wonder what you're doing right in this very moment.  Probably, ... her.

Well.  That's cool.  I wonder if you prefer to be the teacher or the student?  I think she's younger.  I think that's what I heard.  So, I'm going out on a limb that you like to be in charge and the teacher.

Hmmm... mmmm... well.  That could change.  

God damn it I'm so horny.  Why aren't there any cute single guys around here?  

I'm crazier with than without.

I'd say I look pretty good for a dude that hasn't sleep a full night in a month...

I love lactating ATTRACTIVE women.   Breastmilk is such a fucking turn on for me...so warm..so sweet....

Z, stop messageing me i dont care about ur crap

I wonder if you're ever thinking of me when you fuck other girls.

I love when people look at my boobes.

I know you prefer to "show" than "tell". I know you really care for me; I've seen the way you look at me, like you're the happiest guy in the world; the way you hold me, like you never want to let go.

Just once, I wish you would tell me. Tell me you think I'm beautiful. Tell me you love me, but only if you mean it. Just once. That's all I ask.

I know it'll be a long time before you're ready to do that. I can wait.

i love you with all of my heart, but i wish i had waited longer to lose my virginity to you, because now i have nothing left to give. i wish we had more time so it could have been more loving and sacred, like i imagined it. i wish i had made you chase me longer because now i feel you're growing bored with me. i wish you had been a virgin too.

if i told you any of this, it would break your heart.

she's been gone for about 3 days now, and i LOVE IT.  she's a sucker to believe that long distance will work, especially since i've been having the best sex with a hot older blonde!

My best friend left for good with out saying goodbye

i will never like myself.

why should anyone else?

Even though we don't speak anymore it will always feel like you chose him over me.

And I will never be able to get past it.

I have keloids on my neck, so I wear a rag on my face to cover & hide them from the world. They stop me from doing alot in life, sometimes I wish I had the mind to kill myself. Yet I have kids and want to be there for them. but it fill so bad when people look at me and gudge me because of my rages. I let people think I am in a gang instead of them thinking I have aids or some other std cause I don't. that is my secret. latly

All white people do is eat and eat, then the grow fat and blame it on food and govt, they have incorporated the foolishness into dogs and cats too! I mean look how fat there dogs and cats are? Just like there owners. You guys are all going to hell.... talk of saving the world my ass.

I should feel flattered you haven't been on chat for over a week.  It means that you know you can't control your sex urges with me.  15 years ago I was the one pining for you, and you wanted nothing to do with me.  Now it's the other way around.  Funny how times change.

I'm sorry. I just cant be with you. I have to think about my future.  I cant worry that maybe I will never fit into your world. I dont always want to live in my own place. I want to share my life with someone who is willing to make space for me.

People.
Not every stereotype is true.
Not every woman is a selfish, cold, money-grubbing whore. Not every man is a womanizing sex-fiend.
Not every marriage is built on lies and guilt and bullying.

I am fit and attractive. I love the outdoors. I am reasonable and sensible. I laugh. I get all the information before I make a decision or a judgment. I hike and I bike and I read and I appreciate a tender moment.

My husband is equally fit and attractive. He also loves the outdoors. He is considerate and thoughtful. He is protective and secure and warm and loving. He has a steady job that he likes, a million interesting hobbies, and still makes ample time for me.

Our marriage is rock solid. We are best friends and soul mates. We can spend hours together, talking, drinking some good beer in front of our fire pit. We make love frequently and enjoy the quality time together. We touch constantly. We appreciate each other fully. We're in love.

There are good people out there.
This whole marriage thing can work, more amazingly than youe ever imagined.
Just don't settle for anything less than perfect.

:-)

28/F/second marriage

I cut myself. I starve myself. Only my best friend sees what I'm doing to myself and I'm afraid I'm going to lose her soon...but I can't give up cutting or starvation.

She's the only one in my life that I can trust. So I am willing to try to give up this disease, this addiction, just for her. Because I love her with all my heart...

Today is one of those days, I'm tired, I'm in pain - and if you look at me the wrong way I'm liable to tell you where to go and how to get there.

We all have these days.  Today's mine.

This hurricane can eat me raw.  It better not interrupt my sleep tonight.  I'm so damn tired ...

I have a big time crush on one of the grocery store checkers in my town. She is 19 and I am 57. She doesn't know that I undress her with my eyes everytime I see her. I am a married guy but given the chance, I would take her in a flash. My heart flutters when I see her.

you lied to me about everything

The thing that bothers me even more than people playing the victim when they have no right is people blaming genuine victims for being weak. If someone's weakness 'justifies' you hurting them in your mind, then you are a sadist, and shouldn't be allowed around children, the sick, the disabled, or the elderly.

here i sit with blue balls again cause my gf came before me and said she was going home cause she was tired wtf

im a cheating lying whore. I am worthless, and i dont deserve you. I'm scared ill loose you if i tell you ive been with him, and that i liked every moment of it. i love you so much,and i wish i could take everything back. but its so hard becauseim always thinking about him. i dont understand how i can love two people at once. im so sorry.

I cheated on you twice, both with him. I have to force myself to feel guilty..

here i am 21 married and divoursed, clueless as to what love is and why i feel it.i ruined my marridge for SEX N PARTYS. i cheated on you with 3 wemen while married.its been three months since we got divoursed and the broken look in your face last time i saw you still shaters my heart. i am a pig and am very disgusted in my self. saddly ur just like me now... i turned you into a monster.. God if you are out threre please save her..

So, I put my big girl panties on and dealt with the 2 of you.  I really don't care what your reply will be.  I made nice so that the party will not be awkward.  That's the last gesture I will make.  After the party, all bets are off.  None of you will see me, my husband (your son/brother) and my kids again. We are done being treated as second class citizens in that family, we are done watching as you blatantly favor others and ALWAYS take their side.  Over 15 years we've tried and tried and tried and each time, we get stabbed in the back.  We're done now.  I honestly believe that my husband must be adopted because he is a good, honorable, honest man and the rest of you are just lying, back-stabbing, jackasses who wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass.  Fuck off!!!

i like hot blonde lesbians

I know I told you that I forgive you, but it's really hard. I know the reason you hate me is because of things I have done, but you're so weak. And that still makes me sick. If you weren't so weak, maybe I wouldn't have been so cocky.

I use to not know how to belong to anyone or fit in with groups.....which lead to me having sex with over 40 men and all hapeen between the ages of 14-16 and ive stoped doin that because i got an std but just my luck it was curable and it went away.As of today i've never told anyone this except my dr. then i made a huge mistake and got pregneant really young but had an abortion and to this day i can never forgive myself for those choices......

I have found my perfect lover!!!

Without fail, my wife will always make the decision that's best for her. She never considers how it might negatively affect me or our kids. If some friend asks her out to lunch at the last minute and it means our kids can't get to a much anticipated birthday party, my wife doesn't care.  If it means I have to leave work in the middle of the day to take them to the party, my wife thinks nothing of it. Just so long as she gets to go to her lunch.

If I'm busy with something and can't check my children's homework, I'll ask my wife to pitch in. Later when I ask how it went, she'll lie and say everything was good. Next day the homework gets graded and there will be many wrong answers, meaning my wife didn't check it at all.  She doesn't care she never checked. She doesn't care if the kids fail. She doesn't care if she lies to cover her ass.

When I call her out on these things, she always has an excuse. Oh she had a headache. Oh she bumped her elbow the day before. Oh she does so much around here already.  Ummm, no she doesn't. I do. She does nothing and then makes excuses.

Sometimes I wish I was a rough and tumble guy that would break her nose and kick her in the teeth. But I'm not that guy. I'm the guy that helps kids with homework. My wife has the perfect setup. She does what she wants and gets away with it every time.

The way to get ahead in your career is NOT to work too hard. If you do work hard, you'd think that would make you a good employee, a promotable employee. But what happens is that your workmates feel guilty and embarrassed that you are outshining them. As a defense mechanism they start to poke fun at you.  They make up nasty rumors. They can't pick on your work ethic, so they pick on your personality.  Ultimately the boss sees this and interprets it as the masses don't like you. He can't promote someone the other workers don't like. So he skips over you and promotes one of the very people who spread the rumors. This is the American work model. This is why we have lost our footing on the international level. Bad people get promoted.  Good people get maligned and overlooked. In the end, we can't compete because we have the wrong people in the top jobs. Bad decisions are made. Our economy stumbles. This is why I left the mainstream workforce and started my own company. This is why I'm now rich and the rest of you are having trouble paying the mortgage on your house which is worth less than you paid for it anyway. This is karma.

I ended up with the guy my best friend used to see,&we're happy together. He wasn't happy with my best friend.




I stole him.

all i see in her is my dick

This winter I need to take a class for me.  

I really, really want to take swimming lessons...

Life is short.  

You cannot take the money with you when you die.  What am I waiting for?

You are a fucking bitch, you know that? We use to be like sisters and do everything together, if somebody said one of our names they would always end up saying the other. We hung out every day and went all over the city together. Now your one of them, on of the people we swore never to be, one of the plastic New York girls. I never believed those dumb movies about your best friends changing, but I was wrong. You are a perfect example. So you know what? Fuck you! Have a nice life with your fellow sluts. Continue to steal everyone's boyfriends and wear shirts that are so revealing they are gross, because one day we are going to run into each other and guess who is going to be happier? Me, because my friends are real and I don't use them as stepping stones. Have a nice life, bitch. You are as fake as your disgusting tits. Plus, nobody as short as you could possibly be taken seriously. Get a life, whore.

My Spanish professor is too adorable. I want to have an affair with him so badly I can hardly stand it. I alternate between knowing it'll never happen and hoping that it might. This is going to be a loooong semester.

F/21

I'm really sick of the people that whine all the time.  I'm not talking about normal people, the ones who have a bad day every now and then and complain loudly about it.  I'm also not talking about people who have real problems, e.g. the homeless, the seriously ill etc.  I'm referring to the ones who don't have any particular disadvantage, but due to their own lazy, selfish, pathetic nature have managed to transform their lives into shit.   Not only are their lives shit, but they are also determined to (1) tell you about it and (2) convince you that the minor everyday trivia that everyone faces, has made their lives unbelievably hellish.

Sooner or later, wastes of skin such as this start threatening suicide.  "Oh no, my latte was not to my liking, why don't I just go kill myself!  Someone just fucking kill me!"  Inevitably, such a modern emo kid will go on to post their rant on their blog, or on their facebook, or maybe send an email about it to a long-suffering friend who secretly grimaces every time they get such an email, since frankly, it's the same people whining about the same shit all the time.

My secret is that I wish there were an automated system set up on the internet that could somehow sense when such a rant was submitted to a server.  Maybe the phrase "someone please kill me!" would set it off.  As a result of the phrase triggering the sensors, an email like this would be sent to said emo kid:

DEAR ####,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR REQUEST.  IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. IT WILL BE PROCESSED IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT WAS RECEIVED.  MY SCHEDULE IS VERY BUSY.  PLEASE BE PATIENT.  I WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY.

CORDIALLY YOURS,

DEATH


Maybe those pathetic emo losers would rethink their death wish if they thought Death was listening.

Thank you for spending a few minutes with me tonight. I needed that.

I will die without having made a mark on the world.  Guess just like about everyone else.

I want to get laid.

Little kids can be so fat these days. I see 10 year olds with layers of flab. What are the parents feeding these kids? Is it a diet of all ice cream and candy all the time? I'm sensing some parents don't want to deal with their own kids so they hush them up with comfort food. I'm not sure why these parents had kids in the first place.

At the end of the day we are still not satisfied.

I got into a relationship with you knowing you don't have sex. I say that i'd like it, but really i wouldn't because I don't want you to break your rules. I care about you more than i care about your penis. I'll comfort you until whenever if ever you're ready....even if it's not with me.

We met under the strangest story and we fell fast for each other. You're gorgeous and we were both hestiant. But I don't know how I feel today. It's been a week since we met. And I'm always thinking about you, wondering what you're doing, waiting for your call, but i keep telling myself you don't like me, you'll move on. I'm afraid i'm going to let you go because of what's going on in my head. And I'm sorry for that, All i want is you. We're the prettiest couple on campus. But other girls are prettier.....I don't want to mess this up.  it feels so right

I want to make love to Martha K.

since you became "vegan" it has made you so much LESS attractive to me. your attitude has completely changed and you are no longer that same fun loving guy i used to know. bye babe
23/F

i have finally expressed my sexual desires to my current gf. Things ive wanted to do for years but have been embarressed to even bring up. Im so glad i did though. Shes just as excited and turned on about it as i am. Shes in for a wonderful treat :)

We had only one child. When people ask use why we didn't have more I tell them it was due problems with my wife's health. The truth is we both felt one child was enough. There are simply too many people in the world, and unless we start taking population control seriously everyone will suffer. But when talking to my sister who has four children, there seems to be no way to say that and not sound self righteous.

Today in class this girl was sitting in her chair. She was across the room. She had one leg up in the chair. You know how girls are wearing the shorter shorts. Well you could clearly see that she didnt have panties on. I kept trying not to look but she was a cute 19 yr old. So she caught me looking and she slowly put her leg down but she smiled at me. After class she tried to apologize. It made me uncomfortable. She said she didnt have time to get fully dressed. I have jacked off since coming home thinking about her. Im gonna try to always sit across from her. It was shaved. God it looked like a piece of heaven.

Most people think they are done when they finish.  Nope.  You are done when you double check your work. In business, in school, in community orgs, you need to double check what you are doing.  Be it an email list or a math problem. Double check to make sure it is right. It's the difference between professionalism and amateurish. It is the difference between success and failure.

im sorry.

White House Aide...

YOU ROCK. THANK YOU.

I believe most if not all women marry someone not because of love, but because the guy is deemed to be acceptable. He is presentable in social situations. He is not picked on by other guys.  He makes a good wage (probably the most important factor). He is capable of impregnating the woman.

Looks have little to do with it. Many of these women know the guy will be bald and fat in 10 years just like the father. But they marry the guy anyway.

Sex has nothing to do with it. The woman will spread her legs to keep the guy interested long enough for him to propose. Then sex is used as a tool to get more things.

Love has nothing at all to do with it. The women are more concerned about what their friends will think of them and will they be invited to the right parties.  So as long as the woman can pretend she's in love because "he's the one", it will all workout.

Kids have everything to do with it.  Women need kids, not because of some maternal instinct.  Instead, women need kids because all their friends have kids.  Women won't be able to participate in the birthday parties and little league practices without kids.  Big factor.  Second to the husband's salary.

As for the guys, they want a woman who will be there sexually. They want a woman who looks good enough to make the guy feel important.  They want a woman who will clean up and make dinner.  Notice how love isn't a factor at all.

And we wonder why in middle age, when guys no longer want sex from the wife because they are impotent, and the kids leave the home so the wife can no longer use the kids as social pawns, marriages fall apart.

i hate how people keep bashing obama...
fact is he came into a shitstorm when he first came into office and really is doing a decent job with trying to guide our country in the right direction. Is he the best pres ever? no. But hey, after the good ol boy GW he seems like a much needed improvment.
Reality of it all is that no matter who our pres would of been we would all have the same exact problems we have right now.
I mean think about it, could u do half of what obama did? or any decent pres for the matter? he aint half bad, has nothin but the best intentions for YOU.

plus his 2 lovely daughters are absolute sweethearts. Better than those sluts george had eww.

M/34/white house aid

the only ones that defend marriage are women.  men would not want to be married if not given an ultimatum.

Growing up, I cried everytime I heard the song "Cats in the Craddle" because I missed my dad so much. He worked nights, and we passed each other every day by just 15 minutes. I played that song over and over again, hoping that he would not just hear it, but understand it as well. Wishing he would come into my room and say lets make up for lost time. He never got it, he never did. I promised that I would not be like him. I swore that I would never be like him. I kept the promise for my first son. But now, not for my second. Thanks to all the thieves on Wall Street and in the government, after two years of unemploymment and underemployment, I find a job. It will keep me on the road a lot. I will miss his growing up. I will miss him. I tried, God knows I tried to find work, but this was all I could come up with. I hope that Caleb will one day understand, that it was not becasue I had a choice like my dad did in the roaring, booming economic sixties and early seventies. He could have chosen differently, but chose not to. I wish I could get that chorus of "When ya coming home dad?" outta my head. I do not know who I hate more. Me for breaking my promise, to myself, and my son, or the bastards who created the mess that made me do so.

Im too easy and i dont know how to help it........

Yes, I'm aware my white cotton dress is somewhat see-thru...

:)

When our final child went off to college and my wife and I were left alone again in the house, something we hadn't had in 26 years, I feel in love with her all over again.

People, it's worth the wait.